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2115 - 90 Day Fiance (s12e18) "Am I Ready For Forever?" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It is Tuesday. It's
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: TLC Tuesday. You guys, I hope you're watching on video
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  Speaker 1: because it's a wedding episode and you know what that means.
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  Speaker 1: That means I have on my actual wedding veil from
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  Speaker 1: the year 2000. And if you're watching on video and
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: you don't know what Kimberly is doing, that makes two
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  Speaker 1: of us. Kimberly, would you like to explain to me
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  Speaker 1: and the people what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Where are my flowers? I don't have a bouquet.
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  Speaker 1: Me either. Me either.
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  Speaker 2: I should have brought a plant over. I have so
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  Speaker 2: many plants.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wait. I've got a bouquet.
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  Speaker 2: I'm ready to start. You just have to say.
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  Speaker 1: You're ready to marry me. And then I'm ready. Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: I found a bouquet. It's a pom-pom. It's an Ole
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  Speaker 1: Miss pom-pom.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't use tissue.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. You've got to use tissue. Which is about right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've got an Ole Miss pom-pom.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So now we're ready. Okay, Kimberly, I'm ready. You
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  Speaker 1: look fucking crazy. I'm ready to marry you. Oh, so pretty.
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  Speaker 2: So beautiful. Say our vows. I promised to podcast with
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  Speaker 2: you in sickness and in health, in perimenopause and menopause,
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  Speaker 2: and with trash reality people forever and ever. Whenever Gino
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  Speaker 2: is there, I will be there. And I will take
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  Speaker 2: him as my couple, even though I don't want to ever.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But that's how much I adore you, and I vow
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  Speaker 2: to you that I will take Gino. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Are you done? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm waiting for you to say something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. I vow to you that I will always
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  Speaker 1: be here with you covering these shows, and I will
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  Speaker 1: always laugh at your inappropriate jokes.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. And.
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  Speaker 1: I will, um, always comment on your beautiful neck.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. And I will always, um, nevermind when ginger
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  Speaker 2: walks in the room and you yell ginger, I will
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  Speaker 2: love it forever.
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  Speaker 1: And she can't come in. The door's closed. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And, um, I promise to laugh at all of your jokes.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Because they're very funny.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: And I promise to always recognize that you are the
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  Speaker 2: host of this podcast and I am merely a guest
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  Speaker 2: host and I will never overstep like I did last
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  Speaker 2: week where I made a suggestion. I was quickly put
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  Speaker 2: in my place.
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  Speaker 1: Nope. No suggestions, please. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I will promise to obey because you are my boss here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm going to put this down because I think
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  Speaker 1: it's just going to make, it's a, It's going to
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  Speaker 1: make noise.
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  Speaker 2: I think I look like a nun or something.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you look like Mother Mary, the mother
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  Speaker 1: of Jesus, the Immaculate Conception, but Jewish. She was Jewish.
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  Speaker 1: I remember. Jesus was Jewish. Remember? Everybody, hello. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why you're so mad at the Jews all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus was a Jew.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we've given them plenty of reasons. It's fine.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: We're not that likable sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: Turning all this stuff off on my phone so it
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  Speaker 1: won't interfere. I'm back home, guys. I'm back from the beach.
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  Speaker 1: But don't worry. I'll be going back in two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: I promise to never again make fun of you for
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  Speaker 2: saying that you're not a traveler.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a traveler.
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  Speaker 2: Even though you're constantly traveling.
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  Speaker 1: I'm home for one and a half, two days. And
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  Speaker 1: then I'm going to Mississippi. And then I'm coming back.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm home for a weekend. I'm going back to
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  Speaker 1: the beach. And then I come back. And then it's
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  Speaker 1: time to go to Italy.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Going back to Mississippi before that, I think. It's confusing.
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  Speaker 2: What about the New York trip?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes. Before I go to Italy, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going back to Mississippi. And I'm going to New York. So.
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  Speaker 2: To meet your listeners.
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: To meet my listeners and to see my friends.
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: Yay.
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  Speaker 1: All you guys. Guys, in the Facebook group pinned at
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  Speaker 1: the top, there is a Pink Shade Libra Fest Little
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: Miss Recap Libra Fest ticket exchange. And there are people
• 4:24
  Speaker 1: in there that are like, I had two tickets, now
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: I can't go, which is just what happens. So if
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: you are still looking for Libra Fest tickets and you
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: want to meet Kimberly, Keisha, Mary Payne, Amanda, Amy, and Rebecca,
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  Speaker 1: we're all going to be there.
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  Speaker 2: So many... Ladies. So many ladies.
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  Speaker 1: A few husbands, not mine.
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  Speaker 2: So many middle-aged ladies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so many ladies complaining about.
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  Speaker 2: Their plantar fasciitis. It's like sex in the city, but.
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  Speaker 1: But.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that always was kind of middle-aged ladies, wasn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was, but they just didn't act
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  Speaker 1: like it. They liked to wear high heels. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what kind of magical feats there is, Jessica Parkhouse.
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  Speaker 1: She can wear those shoes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. No, she doesn't have plantar fasciitis, obviously.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously. I'm so glad that you moved my sticker to
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  Speaker 1: a prominent spot. Thank you.
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: I wish it was bigger. It's so small.
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  Speaker 1: I know. That's the biggest size I've got. Also, did
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  Speaker 1: you do something to your van? No. Oh, it's the same?
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  Speaker 2: Same van.
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  Speaker 1: Same murder van. Manifestation. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get started. I didn't record for two solid days.
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  Speaker 1: I had two days of no recordings.
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  Speaker 2: I had one day off and bailed on a family
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  Speaker 2: barbecue because it's my one day off. And it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: even a one day off because I spent two hours
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  Speaker 2: working in the morning. So I don't think I have
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  Speaker 2: a day off. That's just no work. Nothing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I still did some work, but I had
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  Speaker 1: two days of no recording because I did so much
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: pre-recording before my friends got to the beach. And so
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday I had no recording. It was crazy.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, we're not complaining.
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  Speaker 3: We're very lucky to be podcasters and to work from home.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely. I just usually have something every single day,
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't have it. It was magical. Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: here we are. I did just get home about 30
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  Speaker 1: minutes ago. I took a quick shower, snuggled, gave the
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  Speaker 1: dogs big kisses, and here I am ready to talk
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  Speaker 1: about this show. I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 2: It's our wedding day.
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  Speaker 1: It's our wedding day, guys.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, last week we had some of your couples.
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  Speaker 2: This week is all my couples, mostly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, last week, the weddings, I guess we
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  Speaker 1: just were Debbie and Mito and Shay and Annabelle, right?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Shay and Annabelle.
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  Speaker 2: And Aisha and Maxwell.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. People, I got a couple of
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  Speaker 1: comments that we didn't comment on Aisha and Maxwell had,
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  Speaker 1: you know, people nowadays when they have weddings, they have
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  Speaker 1: hashtags for their wedding. So that when you post it,
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  Speaker 1: everybody can look for the hashtag. And theirs was hashtag
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  Speaker 1: Aisha to the max.
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  Speaker 2: Because his name's Maxwell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's pretty cute. But people were like, I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe you didn't comment on that. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it just didn't even occur to me. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even notice.
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  Speaker 2: I think they had a big sign. And I think
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  Speaker 2: I first thought, oh, of course the sign is all
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  Speaker 2: about her. It's just about Asha. But then I forgot
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  Speaker 2: he's Maxwell. So it incorporates his name too.
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  Speaker 1: But it was floor to ceiling imposed a picture of
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  Speaker 1: the two of them like embracing.
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  Speaker 2: If it's not my couple, I might be doing something
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  Speaker 2: else on my computer at the same time.
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: Well, we were just in the car driving when I
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: was taking the notes, and Dave said, can you hand
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: me something out of the back seat? He goes, well,
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: you know, you're working, so wait until you have a break.
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  Speaker 1: I go, oh, I have a break. Put the computer
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  Speaker 1: right up on the dashboard. I was like, it's Katie
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  Speaker 1: and Josh.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. Yep, it's on my couple.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, what does that mean? I go, don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 2: Not my circus, not my monkey.
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  Speaker 1: He was getting, like, sleepy. I said, do you want
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  Speaker 1: me to take my headphones out and you can listen
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  Speaker 1: to the show and I can tell you about the people?
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  Speaker 1: He goes, no. Oh, okay. He did not want to.
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  Speaker 1: He'd rather.
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  Speaker 2: That would keep me up. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be interested. I would be interested. But let's start
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  Speaker 1: with Katie and Josh. Her friend who did her makeup.
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  Speaker 1: It's not her friend. Wasn't wasn't good.
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  Speaker 2: Better than her normal lipstick routine. Yeah.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: It's it's the painting of the eyebrows. A red color.
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  Speaker 1: It's not. If you listen as somebody who has reddish.
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  Speaker 2: I think she dyed them. Does she not dye them
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  Speaker 2: that color? Because the skin kind of is dyed too,
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  Speaker 2: it seems like. And it is like an orange highlighter color.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not what you do. You do like
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  Speaker 1: a light brown. Of course. I don't understand what she's doing.
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  Speaker 1: But God bless. It's their wedding. There was a big
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  Speaker 1: Reddit thread about them saying that he's been here for
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  Speaker 1: like two years and all she wants to do is
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  Speaker 1: be an influencer. And I'm like, influencer of what? Drinking?
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  Speaker 1: Like she's so, she's not like. like Aisha could be
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  Speaker 1: an influencer because she's so naturally funny on camera.
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  Speaker 2: Totally. So I think he wants to be an influencer
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: because he's constantly like, God knows, but I don't understand
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: of what like Brit in America, that could be funny.
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: It could be, but America things, he just really defends Katie.
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  Speaker 2: That's his whole platform.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: He just gets up with the camera really close to
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  Speaker 1: his face. He's like, hello everybody. You're like, Back the
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  Speaker 1: humor up, brother. I don't understand.
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: But I do think he wants to be an influencer
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: because there's no other reason he would put up with
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  Speaker 2: this shit. Unless he's a sadomasochist. Is it a masochist
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: where you like yourself to be?
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sadism.
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: That's for someone else.
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  Speaker 1: Sadism is where you like it. You like to get
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  Speaker 1: hurt and masochism. Wait, let's find out.
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  Speaker 2: He's a sadist.
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  Speaker 1: What is a sadist?
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  Speaker 2: Or he has, and I did propose this one time
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: and you brushed me off. He has that sort of
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  Speaker 2: kink that is to be like shamed.
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  Speaker 1: A sadist is a person who gets pleasure or gratification
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  Speaker 1: for Inflicting pain on others and a masochist is somebody
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  Speaker 1: who likes it. So he likes to receive it. Yes.
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: If I would have talked through that, I would have
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: come to it eventually, but no time. Yeah. Okay. Let's
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  Speaker 1: start with Katie and Josh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You did.
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: I was corrected.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, you're right. You're right.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. I vow to always be right. That would
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: be my wedding vows. That's why I can't be married
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: because I always want to be right and no one
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: would put up with that. So Katie goes into the
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: bathroom to put on her wedding dress, which I thought
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: was weird because you've banged half the friend group and
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  Speaker 2: forcibly tongue kissed the other half. But you don't want
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: these two girls to see you change. Now you're modest.
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: I think it's more about the presentation of coming out
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: like surprise. You know, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't a dress that had a lot of buttons.
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  Speaker 2: That seemed like it would be difficult to help.
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  Speaker 1: It was just a zip.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So she puts on her wedding dress. It's cute.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: I'm glad she didn't do a fake tan, I have
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  Speaker 2: to say, because on another TLC show, Balin Out Loud,
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: like everyone was getting these fake tans that looked very unnatural.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, it's okay to be pale on
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  Speaker 2: your wedding day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Katie is so pale that at one
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  Speaker 1: point she was dancing in her dress, lifted up, and
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: you could not even tell.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't tell the difference.
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: Because she is just milky white skin. Nicole Kidman style, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Maybe a different color shade of dress would have
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  Speaker 2: looked better?
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  Speaker 1: I think so, too. But something about somebody just wanting
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: to wear a white dress, I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: A different shade would have, I think, been better on her.
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  Speaker 1: But I think she just wanted to wear a white dress.
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  Speaker 1: And she felt good in it. So that's really all
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  Speaker 1: that matters.
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  Speaker 3: Good for her.
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  Speaker 2: And she does admit that she has intrusive thoughts about
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  Speaker 2: her body and weight. So she's very happy that she
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  Speaker 2: feels good in it. And I was like, that's what matters.
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  Speaker 1: So.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: her friends do her hair and she says, I feel manic. And, um,
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: I think I'm just going to crash at some point.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: And they're like, no, you're going to be fine. And
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  Speaker 2: she says, what, what I, I just have to, I just,
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  Speaker 2: what if I just say like, I'm done and I'm
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: not getting married. Ha ha. Ha ha. Wouldn't that be
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: so funny guys?
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: She's freaking out. She's really freaking out. Yeah.
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: Sub, subconsciously. I keep thinking that this is the last
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: man ever. The last penis ever. Um, Not really subconsciously, though.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: It's just saying it out loud.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, it is consciously. So meanwhile, Josh's friend is helping
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  Speaker 2: him set up the ceremony outside because there's no one
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  Speaker 2: else there to help. So the friend is like setting
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: up chairs and arranging things.
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  Speaker 1: Josh is also the, the wedding planner because later on
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: he's like, can everybody rise for the bride? I was like,
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: where's the wedding planner?
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  Speaker 2: They didn't have one. So you at least assign a friend.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like, well, the girl that.
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  Speaker 1: Was, the officiant that was standing there should.
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  Speaker 2: Have, but she's with Katie.
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  Speaker 1: Well, still she should have said it. Oh, she got
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  Speaker 1: out of the van with Katie.
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  Speaker 2: She got out of the van with Katie.
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  Speaker 1: This wasn't well planned.
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  Speaker 2: No, exactly. So, um, Josh is, so they're setting up
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  Speaker 2: the chairs like, and the wind is very strong because
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: it's overlooking the ocean and his hair is just high heaven.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: And they're checking if you can hear each other from
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  Speaker 2: the back row. Like if he stands at the front,
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: which no, and there's no, they didn't get a mic.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: So no one's, no one in the back half is
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  Speaker 2: going to hear anything. And you just have to be
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: fine with that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, technically they're mics, but. for different reasons.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: Well, they're meant for the show, but not, yeah. So,
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  Speaker 2: he sends a nervous text to Katie, like, haha, making
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: sure you're still good, but you're still coming, is what
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to say.
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  Speaker 1: He sent it to Danica.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Well, first he sent it to Katie. Oh, he did?
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: And then he wrote to Danica, and Danica says, she's loopy,
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: and she's losing her mind, which, why? Way to go, Danica.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Why the fuck would you tell him that?
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: She's great. She's great.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine. Don't worry. Now he's fully panicking and he's
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  Speaker 2: already one of the, like a nervous British person, like
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: a Hugh Grant.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Oh, sure. Yes.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, stumbling and stuttering and anxious. So his
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: friend says, Katie is both fight or flight somehow. And
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: she's just all over the place. I really hope she
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: shows up for Josh because Josh is so wonderful. And
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: once again, I was shipping these two. This woman came
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: all the way from England and she's basically now a
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: wedding planner.
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  Speaker 3: Why can't they get together?
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: They would be a way better match. All right, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: So Josh is standing at the arch by himself waiting
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: for her. People come in sitting there awkwardly because there's
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: no ETA when she's coming and He is waiting there
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: by himself because the officiant is with Katie and there's
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: no best man or anything. So by himself, the van
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: arrives because they arrive in a minivan and which is fine.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: They did it. Do you think it was, do you
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: think it was like Uber XL?
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: It did appear to be Uber XL. I mean, like
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I don't need a limo or anything, but like it
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: is kind of funny because getting out of a minivan
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: is awkward. The sliding door, you have to crawl out
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: in your dress.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: That's awkward. You have to walk like in an L
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: shape to get out of the van. You know, like
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: straight up. Yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Not glamorous. So then he goes, could everyone stand up
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: for the bride? It's like no one else is there.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: He's like, the van is here.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: The van is here. The van is here. And the.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: So Katie is freaking out kind of in the van
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: and then outside of the van.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I have cold feet. But she's like
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: kind of joking, but not really. I'm going to marry
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: the right. Can I just run? Should I run? Wouldn't
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: that be funny if I ran? And Katie's dad joins
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: her and he is holding this side of her dress
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: So this was very strange.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: This is very bunched up the side of her dress
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: like this to walk alongside her to guide her down
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: the aisle and give her away. But then they get
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: to the aisle and the aisle is too narrow for
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: both of them to walk. So she says, can we
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: go single file? So instead he hands her her dress
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: like this and she's holding it like this and he's
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: walking in front of her. He's going to give her
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: away by walking in front of her down the aisle.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I was thinking like, shouldn't she go first?
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She should absolutely go first. And a fucking good
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: friend would have ran up behind her and.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Held her train. And let her, yes.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: What is wrong with these running club bitches? Like, get
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: behind her. You carry, she is literally like this.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: It's, it was very, listen, it wasn't well planned out
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: that the aisle should have been wide enough for two people.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: And that if she's going to have this big train
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: that's they can't have these like lanterns there that she's
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: going to knock over. It wasn't well planned out, but
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: you know, once again, they did it themselves.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Again, I blame Danica.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I blame Danica. I blame her mother. Her mother should
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: have jumped in and helped a little bit.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Jumped in. I would have helped I would have helped
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: even if I barely knew her and I was a
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: friend of Josh. I would have been like, let me
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: help you with your train. You got to be a
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: girl's girl. It's like if you see someone in their underwear,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: their dress is tucked into their underwear. You jump up
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: and help them even if you don't know them.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Is Katie a girl's girl?
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: No, but I still would have to be.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. They might be like, she tried to make
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: out with my fiance last week. No. Yes. No.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: And me. And me.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: And then him again. And then my sister was in
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: town and that was awkward.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: And then my baby, she tried to tongue kiss my
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: infant and it was just bad. And then I invited
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: her to my grandpa's funeral and she tried to tongue
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: kiss him in the casket. And that was super awkward.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: So she's not a girl's girl. That is correct. So
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: he is just so, Josh is just so relieved that
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: she's there. He doesn't even notice that she's holding her
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: dress off to the side like the Flying Nun or something.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: It's just so awkward. So now all these people have
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: no mic, so they're talking and no one can hear them.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: And she, the officiant says, Katie brings Josh chaos, the
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: good kind of chaos. Nope, not the good kind.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Mm-mm. Not the fun kind.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: He's never had fun. We've never seen him have fun.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: And Josh vows, I vow that I will be there
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: no matter what, no matter how many times you humiliate
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: me by sticking your tongue down someone else's throat at
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: a bar right in front of me, I'll be there.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: And I will try to understand your Lutheran beliefs because
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: your mom told me I will go to hell. If
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: I don't. And that doesn't sound very pleasant.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: Katie had already forgotten about the Lutheran beliefs. She literally,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: when he said, I'm going to try, we'll try to incorporate.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: She goes, Oh, that's nice. I forgot. I forgot about that.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Somebody else sent me a DM.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Even though that was like a major plot line for
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: three episodes. I forgot about it.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Somebody else in a DM, like if they're so freaking Lutheran,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: why didn't they have a Lutheran priest up there?
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Preacher or whatever they're called.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Pastor.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Weird.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: So, Katie vows, I vow to stay open and honest
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: no matter how many faces I want to force myself upon.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: I will be open and honest about my tongue kissing. Also,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: I wrote these vows in the car, so I hope
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: they're okay. She says nothing about monogamy, which was like
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: his main thing.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: She says she'll be open and honest. She'll tell him.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: She doesn't say... When I.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Tongue somebody.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Forcibly tongue somebody.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I will tell you about it. I'm not going to
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: promise that, you know, you can trust me, that I'm
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: going to treat our marriage with respect and value you. Nothing.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Because she wrote it in the fucking car, in the minivan,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: on the way to the ceremony.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: I love how he's like, I'm going to get my
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: phone out to look at my thing. She's like, oh,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: and Danica made me write it on paper.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, what were those vows that he said in
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: front of the family that made her mom cry? He
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: should have said those.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, that was nice. I was like, when? It was beautiful. Yeah,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: it was nice.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: And they were all sitting around the picnic table and
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: it was lovely.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: And didn't say that. Anyway, so they both, they did
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: the best they could. And then they awkwardly kiss, just
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: no passion, just like her trying to, open her mouth
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: and tell him and he's doing a proper British kiss
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: because they did not decide ahead of time what kind
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: of kiss they were going to do. And it's just
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: so little chemistry. It's just shocking how little chemistry. So, uh, the,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: he says, um, Oh, so then she's like, I was
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: losing my mind before, but now I'm just so happy
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: that we're married. And then she tells him to carry
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: her down the aisle. So, which is, I don't think
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: that's a thing, but, I guess some people do it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I've never seen it, but all right.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: You're supposed to do it over the threshold. Whatever.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: So he lifts her up and carries her. And he says,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: you know, when you hear husband and wife, you hear maturity.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: And she says, I'm just ready to party. And I
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: was like, that's the perfect encapsulation of their relationship.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: He's trying to be profound. And she's like, can we
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: get done with this?
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Itm so i can um i just want to kiss
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: the can.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: We be mature at the party while we're drinking.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Because we have the church hall rented until.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: Her version of maturity is like literally not flashing her
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: dad her boobs i think like her version of maturity
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: is not having sex with one of his friends.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: In the bathroom. Trying to kiss Josh's dad. That's her level. Yeah.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: So the party, they go to the party. It has
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: like photo, like cardboard cutouts of them, but they look
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: so awkward. And the cardboard credits are standing far apart.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: It's like, even the cardboard credits have no chemistry. So they,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: it does look thrown together. I mean, but it's fine.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Weddings don't have to cost a fortune. I think it's fine.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Save your money for your house or whatever. So Katie
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: tells everyone, they walk in, she's like, thank you for
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: being here. Can I have some wine now?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: They're on the stage and it's like, hey, we just
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: want to thank our.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Guests for coming.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: That was your speech.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: That's the speech.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: And then she was like, thanks for coming. Can I
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: have some wine? Josh says I had to wait until
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I talked to everybody.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Can I do the wine now? And then, so she
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: just starts chugging. And then they do their first dance.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: She's being goofy and he's laughing. Like he thinks this
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: is funny, but it was so weird. She's doing like
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: fake ballet moves and stuff. And then they both say
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: they can be their authentic selves with each other and
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: the bad and the good. And I was like, well,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: you've definitely showed each other the bad. And then she
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: wants to lick tongues, like kiss each other, like dogs.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: So they start to waggle their tongues together and, And
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: then she tries to lick his face. And then he says,
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do this. They lick bottoms. And
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: she says, do you want me to do that? Because
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I vowed to be open. Like, I'll try anything in
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: the bedroom. So do you want me? And he's like, no, no.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I was just saying the dog.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I think she was like, oh, I'll lick your butt. Oh,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: this is going to be a new thing tonight. I'd
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: love to lick your butt. Yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's how we leave them. But I don't
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: feel bad for him because whatever he has seen it,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: he has accepted it, he has sought it out.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All of it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: You get what you get. I don't feel bad for
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: him at all. Yeah. At all. Okay. Let's move on
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: to Debbie and Mito.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Speaking of chemistry. Okay.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: The chemistry with these two is just palpable.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Off the charts.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: You can feel it just pulsating throughout the hotel. So
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Debbie and Mito, they had their first night together because
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: they consummated the marriage because he was a 41-year-old virgin.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: And Debbie says, it was amazing. Wasn't it amazing? He's
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: a natural. And Mito says, I'm a tour guide. Of course,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I know my way around.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: She's like, he knew where to go. And I was like, oh,
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: so he didn't accidentally put it in the butt.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Put it in the butt. Yeah. And Debbie was like,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: was it worth it? And he's like, yeah. And he's
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: doing that thing that he does where he tries to
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: act like he's asleep so he doesn't have to talk.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: It's an age old trick that has never worked once.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm just so relaxed now. I'm going
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: to close my eyes. So the producer asked him, how
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: do you rate it? The sex. And he goes, oh, so-so. What? What?
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: First of all, you need to say a percentage because
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: that's what we expect from the foreigners on the show
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: is they give us a percentage. Right, right, right. It
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: was 52% okay for me.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Right. Mm-hmm. Yes.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Why is he saying so-so?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had better? Because according to you, you've
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: never had it at all.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: And he's the guy, so it doesn't as much matter
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: if it was long. It's going to work. If it worked,
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: it worked, and it should be 100%. Right. You know?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So Debbie says, so we took a lot of
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: photos yesterday. Are you going to post them on social media?
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: And he, again, tries to pretend he's asleep, and he says,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: we'll see. And she goes, you know, you're a master
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: at avoidance. And he goes, the most important thing is
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I'm with you, right? Yes. And the talking head, Debbie says,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Mito says he wouldn't post me on social media because
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: social media is just for work. And I think that's
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: baloney because he's posted other baloney.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: That's Katie.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Katie. He's posted other women. And I do not like it.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I do not like it. He says he would post
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: a picture of me once we're married. But here we are. So.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: She is, is he like thinking like he's, um, an
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Egyptian movie star heartthrob. So you can't write because then
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: you need the ladies to think you're single so that
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: they will desire you. So you have a, yes. Okay.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: So, um, she goes, which photo do you like? So
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: she's looking, so I guess the, the photographer has sent
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: them the pictures on both their phones, right? So she's
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: showing her phone and she goes, get your phone So
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: he gets it. He's looking at the pictures. Do you
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: notice he's only looking at pictures of himself?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just my headshot.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just my headshots. And then he says, okay. And
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: then he finds one of her that he guesses will work.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: And he says, okay, do I need music or no music?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: She goes, it's up to you. I don't care. But
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: then he does it. He posts like a reel, pictures
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: of them that says happiest day of my life or
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: we're married or something.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I thought he was going to put a hashtag of
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: a fake movie title and then hashtag... On set, set.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Life, just acting.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: This is a movie role about a hot Egyptian movie
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: star who marries an old lady for a green card.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: And so people would just think he was doing a
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: movie shoot.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Just because he's such an actor. So anyway, in the
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: talking head together, they're trying to talk to them again
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: about sex. And she is just like, and you know,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: it was so great. And I know what he wants
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: to do. And he just wants to, he just can't
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: wait to get some more of this. And he just
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: sort of, you know, was laughing. And then he goes,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: you know what I want? She goes, don't say it.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: He goes, you know what I want, Debbie? You know
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: what I want? He says, she goes, I know you
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: want to have sex in the kitchen so you can
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: eat at the same time. And he makes a eating.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: And then he does like, it does like some sort
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: of dancing at the same time. And she's like, yeah. Anyway,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I have no high hopes for these two. Okay.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: And she keeps trying to kiss him, like in bed.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: And he even says, enough kisses.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Well, he's done.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I did my duty last night. We consummated.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I'm still in the morning breath. I got my green card.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: I'm all set.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: He's like, we consummated. So now you can't say, we
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: didn't consummate.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: And she's laughing. Imagine you try to kiss your husband
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: and he says, enough kisses. And... On your day after
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: your wedding. Yeah, yeah. And you laugh because you think
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: it's a joke.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: She thinks everything he does is so funny.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: That's humiliating.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: She doesn't care.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: She has no shame here.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: This whole show has been her being humiliated. She doesn't care.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I will say, we're going to Thomas and Paula now. Now,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: we do see some setup going on with the white
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: letters with Mr. and Mrs. And later we see the
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: exact same ones at Mallory's wedding.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe the show helps with the decorations.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: They just, here's our box from Amazon. Do it the
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: way you will. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Like a PA was sent to HomeGoods and then.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. They got a 10% off at Michael's. Yeah.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Okay, so Thomas and Paula. Honestly, I was like,
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to this wedding like it's a funeral.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: This is the one I am dreading because I think
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: it's a huge mistake. I mean, I think many of
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: them are huge mistakes. This one really should not happen.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I knew they were married because when I interviewed her,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: she told me about the wedding. Off mic, she told
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: me about the wedding, and then she said that the
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: people from the Queen Mary– had reached out to offer
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: them a second small wedding without cameras and stuff. If
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: they wanted to like do it again, but without the
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: cameras and everything that they would love to have them back.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I was like, wow. So you can do
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: it twice on the same boat. Okay.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Can you pick a different groom next time? So Thomas's
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: dad arrives. He drove all the way from Texas, but
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: not with sassy stepmom.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: No.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Would have been very funny. But she has the goats
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: and stuff.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: They never mentioned the mom not coming.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: No.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: That was a huge plot line. Never addressed.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Never addressed.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: So Thomas tells his dad he's nervous. He's not sure
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: how Paula feels. And the dad says, you pick someone independent.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: You don't want a woman that's super needy. So this
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: is what you want in a woman. And if she
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: doesn't show up, you don't have to worry about it.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Show up. You've got your answer. Yeah. Yeah.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: And if she does, then that means she wants to
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: try and you'll work on it. So they're like, what
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: is this?
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Is that love is blind where people just don't show up?
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Like what are you talking about? Yeah. Yeah.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Then the decision is made for you. Basically. She was,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: she made the decision. So meanwhile, she's getting dressed and
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: having doubts. So many doubts and her family arrives. She
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: tells them the dinner did not go great. She was
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: on a bicycle and a very unhappy. And, She said,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: I told him I have a plan B, which is
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: to return to Brazil if things don't work out. And
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: so she's freaking out. They try to calm her down.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: And she asked the little nieces, do you want me
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: to marry him? Like, should I marry? You would decide
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: for me, please, because I cannot decide. So and the kids,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: of course, say yes, because they love the pretty dresses.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: And they want to be flower girls.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: They want to be in the wedding.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: So she's like, OK, I guess I marry him.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Tell him to be a good boy, though. And not
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: a little bitch about smells and furniture.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Can I interject?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: That would be great.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Interject something here? Yeah. Did you notice that one of
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: those little girls, the older one, looked exactly like Pete Davidson?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: She did. She looked so much like Pete Davidson that
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I couldn't look away. And every time they brought on
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the screen, I was like, ah, Pete Davidson. The oldest
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: girl looked exactly like Pete Davidson.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: That is so mean. I mean, without the tattoos.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: She didn't have any tattoos. I'm just saying her face.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Did she look like she smelled?
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: No.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I think Pete Davidson is cute. No. I think Pete
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Davidson is cute. That's exactly the kind of guy I
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: would go for, Pete Davidson.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I know. You and Amy.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. We'd be scrapping in the street over him.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: No, her face looks like you would put Pete Davidson's
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: face on that little girl. I could not quit looking. Everybody,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: please go back and look. When the little girls come
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: in and she's giving them to be the flower girls.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: When I first saw her, almost because, like I said,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: we were driving, I was going to pause it and
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: get my husband to look and be like, who does
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: this little girl look like? But he was driving, so
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to. But I might do it later.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Do a side-by-side.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: That might be too mean because she's a child.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: The problem is that if I did it right now,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: and I was going to do a side-by-side. I don't
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: think I was. Oh, my God. I forgot to take
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: this thing out of the corner. We're 30 minutes in.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: If you didn't tell me, I had this pink shade
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: prime in the corner.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I forget which show is prime and which isn't. I
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: don't know. I'm unapologetically horrible on each.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Tier of your Patreon. That's correct. I was going to
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: do a side-by-side, but, you know, I've got to get
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: my phone. I've got to take a picture. There's a
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: whole thing. But go back and look.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Go back and look.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: I can't wait. So she, Paula looks gorgeous, I think.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's so beautiful. And the wedding planner comes
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: in and says, you look so beautiful. And Paula says, really?
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: And I was like, she's the wedding planner. She's not
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: going to say no. Actually, no. This is, it's my
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: job to say yes, but no. So she shows up
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: at the ceremony and I was still shocked even though
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I knew it. And she, as she's walking down the aisle,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: she says, I see Thomas's eyes shining and And I
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: was like, I don't, I didn't notice. I didn't see that.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: I looked for tears, no tears.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe his eyes were shiny because somebody was wearing cologne. Yeah. Yeah.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: It was definitely, it was his eyes watering. And he,
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: she says he looks so handsome, which I also didn't see, but.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Beauty's in the eye of the beholder. Good.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I'm happy for her. And she says all the doubts
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: went away. And, um, The Queen Mary captain guy is
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: the officiant. I love him. He's like, breathe. It's fine.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: He did a great job.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I'm a captain of a boat that doesn't move. It's fine.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: And Thomas's vows basically were weird. He says, when I
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: arrived in Los Angeles, I found a lost bird. Wandering
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: the beaches. She was all the way from Brazil. She
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: didn't speak English. And I was like, why are you
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: painting her like this delicate flower that you saved? She
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: was doing fine on her own. She has a business.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: She was visiting. She was making friends on a volleyball team.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: She was doing fine. And then he said something about
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: her being his co-pilot in this grand adventure of life
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Blah.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: And then she says, we were friends and something about
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: manifestation and life is fun with him.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Where? When? Let us know. Let us know.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: So more vows, yada, yada, yada. They get married. Afterwards,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Thomas is hugging her mom and saying, you're my mom now. Mommy.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: And I was like, that was kind of cute, Thomas.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Why can't you be this way all the time?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: He was being cute with her family after the wedding.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: And I like that he really does try to speak Portuguese.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: He does.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: And unlike most people. So he can be likable.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: He can.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: He got the worst edit possible.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Just a little whiny bitch.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I think Marissa got the worst edit.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: No, that's possible. No, Katie. Katie.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Well, Katie did it to herself.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: So they go to their room and she is hoping
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: to see ghosts, which I thought was funny. And then
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: they joke how he got out of the friend zone.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Because he was in the friend zone and now they're
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: going to do it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: That was all.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: They're going to spider themselves or whatever they call it.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. What do they do? Spider.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Spidering.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Okay. Aisha and Maxwell. It's the morning after the wedding.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: And we are to believe that this 38-year-old woman and
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: this 28-year-old gorgeous man are both virgins.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: No, that is not what they said. They said celibate.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: They said celibate. I guarantee you they've both done their share.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: And then they just haven't done with each other.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. So it's the morning after. He's like,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: thank you, baby. Thank you for marrying me, sweetie. And
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: then on the side table, he goes, baby, look at
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: my wig. These are the kinds of things you make
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: me do.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: He's shedding.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: He's shedding. It's all coming out in clumps.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: And so she's like, you loved it. You loved it.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: It looked great. And you loved it. So he goes
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: in the bathroom and is like picking the rest of
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: it off. It was glued on. And the producers ask her,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: how was last night? Every time I move this thing,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: this veil is just falling further and further back on
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: my head. I keep having to move it. Sorry, guys.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: That is her real wedding veil.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: From her actual wedding.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: November of 2000.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: So the producer says, how was last night? She says, well...
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: According to scripture, the marriage bed is between two people,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: so I can't talk about it. He better not be
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: talking about it. And the producer asked him how it was.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: He goes, my night was good. It was great. I'm happy.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: First night as a married man, you know, as he's
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: trying to pull that wig glue off his head. Then
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: in the talking head, the producer asked her about it,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: and she says, try to imagine an elephant and a mouse.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: How are they going to come together? Try to put
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: an airplane... In your car garage. Okay. That's what you
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: need to imagine. And the producer goes, okay, thank you.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: And she goes, you're welcome.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: She's like, I think we get it.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I thought you were not going to talk about it
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: because it's between two people. But B, I think she's
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: hilarious sometimes without all the tongues.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I do too.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: She's so funny.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I do too. I think she's so funny. Because, I mean,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: now we got it. It was rough. It was very
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: rough for her is what I'm understanding. Yeah. She's like,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: one night. Thank God I'm leaving tomorrow. So, in her
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: talking head, she says, you know, leaving like this is
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: not how anyone would imagine. I'm very sad to leave him. So,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: now they're in the car. And when they get in
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: the car, it is pitch black dark. When they're at
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: the airport, it is pure bright daylight. So, either they
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: left at the butt crack of dawn or.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like 5 a.m.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Or they filmed overnight. Like, I don't know. So in
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: the car, she says, what's your favorite memory from the trip?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: And he goes, last night. She goes, no, you stop it.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: And he goes, that's true. It was all last night.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: She's like, oh, you're bad. You're so bad. Get away
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: from me. And they laugh. And he says, now we
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: have to start working on the visa. And she says,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: the biggest hurdle is going to be to compile everything.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, they've already got it all compiled. Now they
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: just have to add this document to it, it seems.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: And probably also the footage from the TV show, maybe.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I bet the paperwork for a K-1 and a
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: spousal visa are different.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: Red tape.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: But they still have the documents. Yeah. You probably have
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: to have airline tickets and photos and birth certificates.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: But listen, if it's good weather outside, it's impossible to
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: work on visa paperwork, as we all know from Chino.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Because if you're in Michigan, you've only got two months
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: of good weather. So you have to stay outside.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: You have to stay. You can't work it.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: It's a bad night, maybe. And she says, I don't
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: know what I'm going to do if he can never
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: get to the States. But, you know, we're married now
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: and I don't believe in divorce. So we'll have to
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: figure it out.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: She would move there. Can you see her moving there?
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's a CVS pharmacist.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Do they have them there? I don't know. Would her
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: pharmacy license transfer to an African country?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. No.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: But could they move to a different could they move
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: to a different African country together?
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. or could he get a visa somewhere else? And
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: I could like, where do they always meet in, um,
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: on 90 day Turkey. Remember that one couple that they
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: had to meet in the middle and they met with
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: all the cats outside Turkey.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Turkey.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Um, what happened to that couple? She was so cute.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: The Mormon guy. Yeah. Yeah. They're so married.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Um, Oh, um, eight, Ashley and Manuel RIP, maybe.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what she says, but we think they're just
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: trying to get on HEA. I think they're trying to
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: get on that. And that's fine, too. Good.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Or last resort. Yeah, for sure.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, last resort, Kimberly. Genius. Okay. Here we go. Fixing
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: this one more time. So she says she does a
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: prayer in the airport, and he just nods and smiles like, okay.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: I felt like she was phoning in the prayer. It
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: was very like, you know, in the Even the rabbi,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: he zones out at the end.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just like, you know. Amen.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Please let us go to the things and the paperwork
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: and the visa. Okay, I'm so tired.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: So they're sad. They're saying goodbye. And he says, I'm
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: going to miss you so much. You're my moonlight. And
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: she goes, okay, thanks. She goes, I should also be
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: your sunlight. He's trying to say all these nice things.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: She's like, mm-hmm. Go ahead.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: She and Marissa just correct every single word their man says.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And the talking head, she says, I have to
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: be strong and upbeat because I cannot show him that
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: I am weak and upset. He can never see me cry.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: But nobody dreams to leave their husband. And, you know,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I'm very sad. And then you have to wonder, too,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: where is her family? Did she just leave them at Nigeria?
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: Did they already fly home maybe and we didn't get
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: to see it? Where's Rod?
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: He was on the first flight out of there. So
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: in the talking head, he says, it's like a dream
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: when you're eating something sweet and then you wake up
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: and you don't have it. And this is like, I've
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: been getting something sweet, but now it's going to be
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: taken away from me or some analogy. Like a watermelon. Yeah.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Like the watermelon. So refreshing. So they kiss and say goodbye.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: And then I just said when they left for the airport,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: it was dark and now it's light when she's getting
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: on the plane. I hate when they do that.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Also, it would be nice if one of them cried.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: He was rubbing his nose a little, and I was like,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: maybe he's crying. But they're both just not emotional.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: They're both just trying to be super strong.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: We're going to move on to Marissa and Edward. And
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: my comment on this is, did you notice when he
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: was getting ready, he was wearing a wedding ring?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: No. Matt Sharp fake out.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: Matt Sharp fake out. Maybe it was a redo.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: The audio was messed up. And you had to redo it.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Nobody in production would notice. Oh, you're not supposed to
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: be married yet? Take your ring off?
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Once I was on a movie set and we filmed
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: a whole scene with, I can't remember. I can't remember.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Jessica Biel. And somebody walked in, did a whole scene.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: And then the next day, costuming realized that the scene
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: before when he was walking down the hall towards her office,
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: totally different suit.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: And that whole day, they had to reshoot the whole thing. Okay.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: That would be a better story if it was more specific.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Sorry. It was from Valentine's Day, I think, maybe.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: That movie Valentine's Day?
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: I'll think it's New Year's Eve. I'll look it up.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: I'll figure it out.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You've been on so many movie shows.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: You could keep up.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, so fancy, guys. So she is, Marissa is
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: freaking out. Her mom, Joanne slash Joan with the gorgeous neck,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: thinks it's, you know, the fun of the wedding planning
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: is over. This is real life now. And I was like,
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: when has this wedding planning been fun? Again, these people
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: keep saying they have fun together. I guess that bar class,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: they had fun.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Joanne is such an interesting, weird character.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: I'm fascinated by her.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Me too. Completely fascinated by her.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's a woman who came up from nothing
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: and married a CEO of David's Bridal and now is
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: like a trophy wife. Right. And doesn't like immigrants.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: She says, I think Marissa is scared. There are so
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: many flags around. She said there are so many flags.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I was faster.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: She didn't specify a color.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I was faster.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: But I'm assuming she meant red. I should have made
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: this my veil.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That was perfect. You could have made
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: it your veil for Mallory's wedding. Uh-huh. Oh, my God.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: No. Stop. I also was going to use this date
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: with date line.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Now, what? Hanky. It's a hanky?
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to send it to make.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Okay. That's okay. The amount of props that we have
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: laying around are ridiculous.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: We're like carrot top over here.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Marissa is being just insane. And she's like, I'm so
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: late right now. I need everyone to hurry up. And
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: I was so confused by, are you late or are
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: others late? But then I kind of realized she's waiting
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: for her dress designer person to help her get into
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: the dress.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: And yeah, late and production late. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: But she's just, I think she just doesn't know who
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: to be mad at. So she's just like mad at everyone.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: And she just loves being pissed at someone. And she's
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: also hungry. She likes being miserable. She's also starving. I
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: don't think her employees like her. I don't know why
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: they're pretending they do. Her employees? Yeah.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, no, no, no. She walks in. They're like, oh, shit.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Here she comes.
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: Shit.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: So meanwhile, Edward is fixing his hair. He's nervous because
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: he texted Marissa and she did not write back.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Of course not.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: And then the mom, Joan, or Joanne, has a stroke.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: or her dentures came loose. Cause all of a sudden
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: I could not understand a word she says. And she,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: she drunk. She, she goes, think of all the fun
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: you're going to have at your wedding. As soon as
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: she gets your gown on, you'll feel a 100,000. I'm better. Okay.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: When I was watching her and I was like, has
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: she talked to this way the whole time? And I just,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: because this is not my couple, I hadn't paid attention.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: And she always talks like, I don't know, like something's
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: in the back of her throat.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: They interview her on the fly and she's just like, fine.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: It's not happening again. So I was seriously like, did she?
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: It was like she had some phlegm or something.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: She was like, oh, oh, oh. Maybe she had popped
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: a pill earlier and it like finally kicked in. Zanny.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Zanny was kicking in because she's like. I was like,
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: what's in the back of your throat? Just clear it.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, and then the subtitle said Steven. I
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: was like, okay, Steven gets your, gets your dress on you. Okay.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: You'll feel it 100,000 times better. Okay.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: What size was that dress? Zero.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Zero.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Zero. And she won't accept anything more than zero
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: or nothing. Okay. Okay.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: So Marissa is wiping her nose and she's like very upset.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: And she's like, and I still have to talk to
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: the officiant. And she said it in a very officiant.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know. And Joanne says, well, it's fine. The
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: wedding can't start without you, darling. And Joanne says, I
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: have doubts. My husband and I have many doubts, but
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: I'm going to support my daughter no matter what. So
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: then finally Stephen arrives, her Kleinfeld bridal stylist and whatever
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: that means. And he gets Marissa in the dress, tightens
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: up the bodice, even though there's just nothing. It's just
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: so tight and it's so small. Because women like to
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: feel as uncomfortable as possible on their wedding day.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Especially on your wedding day. Right, right.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: And there's also a neck piece. So like she cannot breathe.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: It's like that story of the, woman whose head is
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: tied on by a ribbon yes.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Yes i didn't understand the neck i understand that she
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: didn't want to wear like a big veil or anything
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: but but the neck thing i did not get didn't
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: get i didn't get.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: It so confused so marissa says i love my dress
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: but i still have a pit in my stomach and
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: i'm not sure that we are going to be married
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: forever okay great So they're an hour late. They all
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: get in the limo. They ride with her boys and
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: the stepdad. And mom Joanne with the well-preserved face is
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: trying to keep things light. And Marissa's like, I'm not
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: in a joking mood, mother. And then she does six,
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: seven to the boys. I was so excited.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Joanne does.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, that's cute. She's trying to
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: keep things light, six, seven.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: They rolled their eyes. Yeah, they're over it.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Now our grandma is doing it. It was bad enough
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: when our mom and Mary Payne was doing it. Now
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: grandma's doing it. It's over. So Edward's mom and cousin
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: come in to where he's getting dressed. The cousin gets
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: her makeup on his jacket and he says, oh no,
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I'll get dumped before I even get married because he's
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: terrified of his bride, which is, it's great. It's fabulous.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she told him exactly how much that tux cost.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: How much is it going to cost to clean it?
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: And remember, your balance sheet is zero. Just like my
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: wedding dress size.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Yes. So he is worried because she's usually on time
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: and she appears to be late and no one's telling
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: him anything. So he goes into the ceremony and is
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: standing by himself. No, there was an officiant at the arch.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: And he.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: You're not going to discuss the officiant's hat? Hang on.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: The officiant.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Is dressed like she is in a Dickens novel.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Or Slash. Take your pick. I was like, is Slash
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: the officiant?
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: I just kept thinking how mad Marissa was going to
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: be when she sees how the officiant is dressed. Because
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: that's going to ruin a lot of photos.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Sure is.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: She can just AI that officiant out of the photos.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: And again, I was only half watching because it's not
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: my couple to take notes on. I looked up. I'm like,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: what in the hell.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Is on her head?
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: No. Okay.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: So bizarre. So no one's going to address it.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad that you noticed. I was like, what
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: if Kimberly doesn't even notice this? No. What if she
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: thinks it's fine?
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. And our friendship would be over. So Marissa's
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: mom comes in and the sons come in and you're like, oh,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: they're there. Okay. Total Matt Sharp fake out. They weren't
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: waiting forever, but they are an hour late, but it's fine. So, um,
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: her stepdad is walking Marissa down the aisle and he says,
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: it's going to be fine. Go down there and give
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: him a shot. Just try. Give him a shot.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know if that meant like
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: a shot, like a drink or like, give it a shot.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: Just give it a shot. What do you have to lose?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Just a divorce. Another divorce. It's fine. So Edwards, cause
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: she knows she's not sure. Like everyone is like, she's
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: just going to try. That's, Take a leap of faith.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: So Edward says when he sees Blondie coming down the aisle,
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: he can finally breathe and she's the most beautiful bride
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: and he can't believe it. It's very sweet. He genuinely
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: thinks she's gorgeous. Yes, he does. Like he loves her.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: So I felt like they were standing very far apart
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: at the aisle. I did too.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: That's why I was so noticing the hat because they
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: were so far apart. Yeah, because she's standing right.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Maybe because her outfit was so like... strange they're each
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: backing away subconsciously and then there's just like this much
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: room like you can't you should be able to hold
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: hands yeah in the middle while you're doing but they
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: they would have had to be like this they're literally
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: standing like eight feet apart it was very strange like
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: hi edward because she doesn't want to be near him
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: so they speak their vows with a mic which is
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: The room is quite small, and I'm sure, and they're inside.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think they should have given the mic to
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Katie and Josh. And Marissa cries during her vows and says,
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: I'm deeply honored to be your wife, even though you're
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: an idiot most of the time. But I promise not
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: to say that so much. And he starts to talk
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: and he gets flustered and says, English isn't my first language.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. And Marissa says, they know.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: They know.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Let's just keep this going.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: This is so embarrassing.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they know. And then the officiant is nice and
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: she's like, just do it in Spanish. Speak from your heart.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: And Marissa says, yeah, do it in Spanish. It's fine.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: I'm easy breezy. It's great.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: She said, I'll understand it. Oh, you're fluent in Spanish now?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: We were not aware. Go ahead.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: She's so mad. This is not according to plan, speaking
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: in Spanish. So he says, I'm going to be a
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: better husband, a better human, a better partner. And she
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: goes like this. She nods her fucking head. Yes, you better.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Thank you. I'll stay perfect. But I'm glad that you
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: are realizing that you need to be better.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Step it up.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Nods. I hated that nod. And then they kiss with
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: more passion than Thomas and Paula. And then afterwards he says,
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: they're standing there and he goes, I'm so excited. You're Mr.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Gomez now. And she goes, not Mr. Try again. And
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: he says, Mrs. Mrs. And she goes, yes, Mrs. Better.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: We'll get there.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: She's so mean to him. She's so mean to him.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: She can't even stop herself on her wedding day. Maybe
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: he doesn't care. And maybe he told her, like, correct
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: me so my English gets better. But I care. And
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: it's horrible.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Well, now we have Mallory and Rashid. And this is
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: an example of how to speak to someone correctly who
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: doesn't speak your language and talk them through it and
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: be nice.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Well, I haven't finished with Marissa and Edward, but yes, exactly.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: And I wrote the exact same thing, how Mallory is
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: doing it in such a nice way.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: It's so. polar opposite of Marissa so they dance at
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: the wedding the sons seem happy but they're boys so
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: they're just like it's fine it's cool I guess I
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: don't know it's fine with Edward here whatever and Edward
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: I wonder the dad I'm assuming is not there Edward's
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: dad we didn't see him no Marissa's ex Oh, no.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Marissa's ex is not there. And I wondered if Marissa's
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: father was still living or if he had passed or
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: if they just don't get along and stepdad is the
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: dad now.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the stepdad seems like the dad. So Edward tells Joanne, mom,
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: with the great neck, she, you know, maybe that's what
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: great neck was named after. Yeah. Maybe it was named
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: after Joanne Joan. This city founded on the unbelievable age
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: defying neck of a woman named Joan with two N's
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: could be Joanne. We're not sure. This will forever be
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: named great neck Joanne.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. That is so funny.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: So he says to her, Edward says to Joanne, everyone
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: in my family thinks you are so gorgeous. And she says,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: they are so smart. Unlike other people from your country
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: that I assume the, your family seems very smart because
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: they recognize my beauty. And mom says, I was apprehensive
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: about Edward at the beginning, but there's a lot more
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: to this man. did you hear him just compliment me
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: and say that his family thinks I look young and gorgeous.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: We just heard gorgeous. She heard young and gorgeous.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: So now she likes him. All, all he had to
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: do was say she looks fabulous for her age and
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: now she loves him. Um, and then they do the
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: cake thing and they did not, she did not smash
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: the cake in his face as a power move. And
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: I was very glad about that. I was expecting it
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: and I don't like it. Um, He says, I've always
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: wanted a family with kids and a dog and someone
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: who loves me. And it all came true because of you.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: That was sweet.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: So sweet.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: That was very sweet. And she didn't correct him or
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: say anything mean at that moment. That was nice.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Beautiful moment. I'm sure she did after they just cut
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: it out.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: They're not your kids.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: You're not your children. It's fine.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: It's fine.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Okay uh mallory and rosh so we open with him
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: crying in the bathroom and he's saying to his buddy
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: chiat chiat chiat he's saying it's.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Kind of like jihad but way nicer.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Chihat like fiat like a fiat but a chiat sure
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: um and um He's crying in the bathroom. And so
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: she is saying, like, what's going on? Are you upset
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: about the dad? Are you just thinking too much? He says, yes,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I think I'm just overthinking everything. I miss my mother.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: You know, she's sick. And I will point out that
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: he also is wearing a wedding ring in this scene.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Do men wear it before the wedding so they don't
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: lose it?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Not.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: When the women, the ring bearer would have the rings
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: and give it to.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Interesting. Generally, the ring bearer is a small child, at
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: least in the South. And so they don't actually have
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: the rings.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: But the best man. Because you think they'll lose it. Yeah.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: They have it and they hand it.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Either way, he's wearing, unless he just wears now a
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: ring on both fingers. I don't know. So he comes
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: out of the bathroom and tells her mom that he's sorry.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: And she's like, it's okay. Everything's a big adjustment. It's okay.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: And he just says, I'm so sorry. I just, I
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: miss my family so much. He's just so emotional. And
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: the talking head mom goes, I didn't know what to
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: think when he came out crying like that. But, you know,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: there's a purity and an honesty to him. So I
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: know he's perfect for my daughter. Mom seems nice. She's
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: worked through her demons.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: So the next day, we don't see the rehearsal dinner.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: And then the next day, the two of them are
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: in the car, just greasy like they always are. They
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: just rolled through a grease pit and got in the car.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: They do not wash their hair.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: They absolutely are not into cleanliness.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: They're sharing the last bottle of shampoo where you have
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: to add water to it each time.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Yes. Shake it up.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Get a little shampoo out. They've been doing that for
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: like three weeks.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to go to the store. Mm-hmm. And so
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: they're all giddy and like, today's the day we're getting married.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: They're so excited. And so she drops them at the
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: house where like the men are supposed to get ready.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: And then she goes over to the other little house,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: but he's by himself, which is kind of sad. And
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: we see some setup going on in the same white letters. Mr.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: and Mrs. are there. Buy one, get one free at
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Hobby Lobby. So she, her sister Paige is there and
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: she tells Paige, dad messaged me. saying, I saw your
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: pics online. Like you look so happy. And maybe I
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: was wrong about how I feel about him. And they're like,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: sister's like, what are you going to do? She goes,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to message him back. I'm not going
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: to let this ruin my day. Today is about me
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: and Rosh and I'm not going to message him back. Yeah.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: It's too late.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Too late. Good.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm glad he's realized, but your racism, xenophobia,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: like it's too late.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Too late.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Unless he drives all night and shows up at the wedding.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: That would be nice.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: But I think that would also be a big gesture
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: that would be distracting from what it's supposed to be about.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: I understand.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: So Rasheed's buddy Chiat comes over to hang out with him.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: And Rasheed's like, I was by myself. I didn't know
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: what I was going to do. I'm so glad you're here.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: But you should have had Brandy with you. I know.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Brandy could have come. And he says, I'm so excited
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: to get married to my dream woman. And I'm sad
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: that my family is not here, but I'm so glad
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: that Chiat is here with me. So Mallory comes out
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: and shows her dress to the girls. Now, that one
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: friend is there whose name I can't remember, and her
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: sister Paige is there, and her mom is there. Where's Michaela?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: She has been the whole season, and later on she's
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: in the audience. Why wouldn't she be back there? That's weird. Weird.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: I thought she was like her best friend. I know.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Also, her husband.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Is good for, like, was warm to.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: Wren.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Ryan. Yeah. Ryan spelled like Wren.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Or is it Wren? I can't remember.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Can't remember. I can't remember.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: I think it's Wren. But it's spelled R-Y-N.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: You're in the South. You should know.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: These are made up spellings. Yeah, I can't.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: So Mallory talks to her mom. And they literally, she's
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: going to ask her mom. She says, I want to
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: ask my mom to walk me down the aisle. They
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: act like this is a horrible thing. The music is weird.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: They make it sound like, Mom, I've got something to
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: tell you. Then they cut to a commercial like it's
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: something horrible. And then she says, I wanted to know
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: if you'll walk me down the aisle. And Mom's like, really?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: You're like, is she mad? This is very weird editing.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: So weird.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to give us fake outs like this is
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: super dramatic.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: And Mallory smiles and is like, of course. And Mom says,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: are you joking? She says, no, I wouldn't joke. She
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: hugs her. They cry. And it's all great. And I
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: was like, why were they trying to make this out
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: like it was a horror movie?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Michael Myers is going to come in and kill them.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: I thought she was going to say, I wanted to
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: let you know dad's coming. And then mom was going
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: to be mad and, like, leave or something.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: So in the talking head, the mom says, I'm so grateful,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: you know, that I get to do this with Mallory,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: that all those bad years are behind us because we
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: had so many bad years. And that's good. But then
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: we see her putting on the red veil again. And
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: she's got it like her hair's up, but she's got
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: it kind of pinned to her bun in the back. Yes.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: There you go, Kimberly. And but we see that she's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: going to put it on her face. And she says
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: that in the Turkish culture, the red veil signifies leaving
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: single womanhood to be with your husband. Do you think
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: it has to do with bleeding?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Now I do. Okay.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Let's look at that. I'm going to look at red. Veil, Turkish,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: not Turkin, Turkish.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: Like a sheet with blood on it?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I was trying to, that's what I
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: was thinking. It's supposed to be luck, protection from evil spirits, modesty,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: and a joyful transition into married life. The color red
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: protects the bride from malevolent spirits. Red represents happiness and fertility.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: And covering the bride's head signifies modesty and her emotional
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: departure from her family home into her new life. I
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: think it has something to do with what I think.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: I think that's... But in like India, red is just
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: a very luck color.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: That's true. That's true. Also, didn't Darcy or Stacey... No, Stacey. No, Darcy.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: When she went with Georgie, didn't she put on a
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: red veil for their wedding?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Some very traditional veil that he was very happy about.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: But then she threw up in the gutter after their wedding. Yes.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Never forget.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: He was so annoyed with her. He was like yelling
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: at her.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: He's like, can you throw up on my shoes? So, okay.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: She says it signifies leaving single womanhood to be with
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: your husband. So we see Rasheed walk up the aisle.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: And thank goodness, Mikayla and Rin and Ryan are there.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: And then we see Brandy. She outs in the front row.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Brandy has been on his best Wrangler shirt. He's cleaned himself. up.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Brandy looks good.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Big hat.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Huge hat. Yeah, looks good. Then we see his family
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: on the computer screen.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: He doesn't look that happy, but that's cool. That's his shit.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: That's his face.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: That's, that's his face. I was like, is he secretly
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: still in love with Mallory? And that's what's happening. But
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: I think that's just his face.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: I think his face looks mean. Yeah. Um, so the
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: family's on the computer screen and the two brothers are like,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: is he crying? And he's just, he's just, I mean,
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: both hands just pawing at his face.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Just like a toddler, like having a meltdown. It's so sweet.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: He is like, just so open heart, you know, just
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: like on his sleeve.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: It's sweet. Um, So she comes up in the red veil.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: He lifts the veil and kisses her forehead. She's like,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: hold on. Not yet. Don't kiss me yet. They do
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: the vows and it's really cute. He doesn't know some
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: of the words that she's that they're saying to repeat.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: And every she repeats it and tries to help him,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: which is very sweet and very.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: Not in a Marissa way. Like, nope. Try again.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: It was very nice.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Very nice.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: And they do the rings. And when he does her ring,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: he gets on his knees to do hers and kisses
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: her hand. Now, Marissa would have been furious.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: You're ruining the pictures. Not what we practiced.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Not what we're doing.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Remember.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Nope. You already did that.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Very cute. Ha, ha, ha. Trying to play like she's
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: fine with it. But Mallory's sister and mom love it.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: They're delighted.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: They're so cute.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: They're seeing his sense of humor and they're happy with him.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: They are pronounced husband and wife. It's very cute. His
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: family claps on the screen. And then they do like
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: a talking head off to the side. And she says, oh,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: what do you think? This is the longest one night
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: stand in history. It took him a second. He's like, oh, yeah,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Once his English gets better, they're just going to be
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: so delightful.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: He already has a great sense of humor. He does.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: He's very funny. He just doesn't understand all the jokes.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: They go to the reception. It looked beautiful. It's really pretty.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: They could be great on pillow talk if they would
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: bring back pillow talk.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And maybe they are. The wedding looked beautiful. The
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: reception looked beautiful. I loved it. He does Turkish dancing,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: you know, with the shoulders and stuff. And she's like,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: and it's funny. It's cute. Brenda comes over and says,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I just want to say I'm so happy for you guys.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: And Rashid says, I was wrong about you, Brandy. And
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: they hug it out.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Can I just say, I did not cry when any
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: of the couples got married. I got teary eyed. With
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Brandy and Rosh fully made up and hugged. Because to
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: see a man admit his wrongdoings and properly, maturely deal
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: with his emotions, that is so romantic.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: It was cute. I loved it. It was sweet. They
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: hugged it out. Then we see everybody crazy dancing at
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: the wedding. They're having a ball. And that's it. That's
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: the end. It's a great season. Next week starts the
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: three-part tell-all. And it looks like they are going to
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: take them off set.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: They're going to be on set. They're going to go
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: to a bar.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: A bar after, it looks like. Yeah. Yeah. And not
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: be so done talking to people after filming for a
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: million hours.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah. The funniest thing that I saw when they
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: did the quick clips was Mito sits down with Debbie
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: and says that Rosh called him fake. I know.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: I think they're going to get into it.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: I love that. And then I also like that when
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Rashi went to meet Thomas, he rubbed his body all
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: over him to get his cologne on him.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: I died and Thomas is freaking out.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: So bad.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: Your smell is an invasion or something like that. And
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: he is pissed. And Paula is like, oh, God, this
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: is so.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: She's so embarrassed. Yeah. But I mean, Rashi doesn't on purpose.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: He's like, this is going to be hilarious.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Yes. hilarious and then Thomas is like changing his shirt
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: and scrubbing his body I mean honestly I do feel
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: bad if he does break out in rashes it's not
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: funny but his just his attitude is so annoying and
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: well the fact.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: That Paula says every time she ever visited him or
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: he visited her this was never an issue until she
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: mentioned it never mentioned it you're getting married to somebody
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: you know them pretty well you've been on all sorts
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: of trips and vacations and then you stayed in each
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: other's apartments and he's never mentioned.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: This Never had an allergic reaction.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: And now all of a sudden, it's weird. But those
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: were the funny clips that I saw. I didn't write
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: everything down, obviously.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: And then everyone goes after Katie because she gets drunk
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: at a bar, tries to make out with someone, and
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: everyone goes at her and she storms off set.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think, does she get drunk when they
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: go to the bar all together?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: And she's probably looking at Tom and is like, you'll do.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: You look fine. You're okay. You're fine. You have a face.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: He actually does kind of look like her friend Ryan
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: and that other Mark. Like those two interchangeable white guys.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Thomas could fit in with that generic guy face. She's
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: going to be faced with some hard truths from people.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: And I don't know if this is filmed when it
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: has already started to air and she's already started to
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: get feedback. But She's not going to take the criticism
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: well because she has a drinking problem and she has
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: mental health issues.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: That are not being addressed.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Not being addressed at all. And so it's going
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: to be really bad.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: It is. And I can't wait. We haven't gotten the
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: screeners yet, so I haven't seen it. But we'll get
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: them tomorrow and I'll be watching right away. Right away.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: So excited. You guys, this week, so on Mondays, we're
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: covering Asian Appropriate. And then also on Mondays, you're getting
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Pink Shade Prime. It's Kimberly and I discussing double lives
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: of suburban wives. And it's getting grosser and grosser every week.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: And we really hate them.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: Speaking of licking butts, it's just....
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Give some of those old double lives of suburban wives
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: a follow and see how you feel about them.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: On their regular feeds.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Regular Instagram.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: On Instagram.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: Like not behind a paywall.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Brie just posted right before I came on, it popped
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: up on Instagram. Brie is standing in a bikini on a,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: on a beach. That's clearly like, I mean, wherever the,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know, is there a beach in St.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: Louis?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: Are they, is she on a great lake? But she's
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: standing on a beach, not a European beach is the point.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Cause she goes, I'm so excited. Cause my husband and
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: his best friend just took me to the Eiffel tower.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: She's making an Eiffel tower sex reference. I was like,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: you could have at least put yourself on a green screen, like,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: if you're Paris. Which friend?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: And does he have a double mullet, too?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: It's just gross. It's just Macy constantly posting.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: It was a quad mullet.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Macy posting about her and her friend double teaming her husband.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just, it's nuts. Anyway, we think they're disgusting.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: So if you want to hear us get really enraged,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: that is on Pink Shade Prime. And also Keisha and
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: I are doing our rewatch of Welcome to Blackville on
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Pink Shade Prime. And you and I cover Last Resort
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: on Pink Shade Prime. That comes out on Fridays. And
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: this week, our episode that we did about The Pastor's Wife,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Netflix documentary, that comes out on Thursday this week, Poppin' Bravo.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: I will be back with some more Bravo content next week, guys.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: I just was putting other stuff out for the last
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: few weeks while I had a lot of guests and
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: house guests and moving my son into college and doing
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Love is Blind. It was a lot. But I will
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: be going back to the Poppin' Bravo content next week.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: But this week, enjoy The Pastor's Wife on your free feed.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: That was wild.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: Wild. And I've learned so much more since then.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, it keeps getting worse.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: It keeps getting worse.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: His ex-wife keeps revealing things.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: He's a monster.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: Monster.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: He needs to be taken down. I even heard the
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: word bestiality being thrown around quite a bit with that guy. Yeah.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: He's just out in the world.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Going, getting smoothies with his new wife. No biggie. No biggie. Okay,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: that's it, everybody. We will see you next week for
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: the first part of the tell-all.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, bye. I love a tell-all.