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Mark takes your calls! · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Live from the WR Life Back Studios, Bill Mark's Demon Show.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, we'll take some calls. If you haven't called this before,
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  Speaker 2: Let's get some new callers. If you haven't called this before.
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten is the number.
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten. Let's go
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  Speaker 2: to uh, let's go to Catherine, Waterford, Connecticut. That's way
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  Speaker 2: out there, Catherine. How you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Hey, good morning Mark. It caught my attention. I
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  Speaker 3: noticed in the town that I grew up in, Connecticut,
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  Speaker 3: a blue state, that despite the fact that the student
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  Speaker 3: enrollment from K to twelve has remained pretty much stagnant
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  Speaker 3: at for static, I guess that's the word, at around
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  Speaker 3: four thousand for take twenty five on the given year,
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  Speaker 3: and yet the board of that is almost quadrupled in
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  Speaker 3: the last thirty years.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just become a bull, you know, inefficient bureaucracy.
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  Speaker 2: You're absolutely right.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, and now they want to dig, you know, they
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  Speaker 3: want a new building, they want everything.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my god, and where are you
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  Speaker 2: driving to You sound like you're in your car.
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  Speaker 4: I'm in Waterford now, Oh sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I'm luck here where my son and daughter live. He
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  Speaker 3: just finished up twenty three years in submarine duties.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Waterford is near New London. A big naval
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  Speaker 2: base there.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh yeah, the coast Guard, the submarine base, two
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  Speaker 3: other things.
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  Speaker 2: Oh very good. All right, well thanks for calling. Let's
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  Speaker 2: go to Kevin and Long Island. Kevin, how you doing.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Mark, big fan of the show. Listen all the time.
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  Speaker 5: I wanted to touch base with you on.
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  Speaker 6: Late night TV.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I go back to Carson. You know, I wasn't
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  Speaker 5: around for before Carson, but then after Carson, when you
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  Speaker 5: had Leno and all those other guys, my favorite was
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  Speaker 5: actually Craig Ferguson. And you never mentioned Craig Ferguson. I
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  Speaker 5: want to know what you think about him.
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  Speaker 2: He was very very good, very very good, but he
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  Speaker 2: was kind of the not the late night show. He
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  Speaker 2: was the late late night show. Out of all the
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  Speaker 2: late late shows. The Letterman, Tom Snyder, Seth Myers is
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  Speaker 2: just awful, the worst, But you're right, Craig Ferguson very good.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of YouTube videos watch Don Rickolson Craig Ferguson,
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  Speaker 2: excellent stuff. Good point. Hey, if you haven't read the
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  Speaker 2: New Carson book by Mark Malcoff, get the book. It's
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  Speaker 2: called Love Johnny Carson. It is the greatest book ever
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  Speaker 2: written on Johnny Carson, the Tonight show called Love Johnny Carson.
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  Speaker 2: It's on Amazon. Mark Malcoff, get it. You'll love it. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: we'll get him back on the show soon. Let's go
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  Speaker 2: to Christine in Manhattan. Christine, how you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Hi?
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  Speaker 7: Mark, thank you for your great show. I have a question.
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  Speaker 7: I live in Manhattan. I have not seen hide nor
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  Speaker 7: hair of ice anywhere, and there's what I view as
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  Speaker 7: a growing problem, more and more hostility from illegal aliens
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  Speaker 7: that work in different businesses like a coffee shop or
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  Speaker 7: a pizza parlor, and they're becoming very hostile and nasty.
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  Speaker 8: You're white.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's just you, and they're nice to all
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  Speaker 2: of us. I think it's you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm kidding?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 8: Where is ice? Why aren't these people being cleared out
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  Speaker 8: of here?
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  Speaker 2: What part of Manhattan? Are you in?
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  Speaker 7: Lower East Side?
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  Speaker 2: So? How long have you been there?
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  Speaker 7: Many years?
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  Speaker 2: So you saw the transformation. It used to be like
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  Speaker 2: the Lower east Side, really old world stuff. Now it's
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  Speaker 2: clubs and nightclubs and trendy restaurants.
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  Speaker 8: It's probably driving well the clubs and disappearing. We're sort
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  Speaker 8: of dead now because of the congestion pricing, so there's
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  Speaker 8: nothing left uh here, and people are really suffering businesses
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  Speaker 8: things like that.
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  Speaker 2: All right, well, all of you illegals, did you ever
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  Speaker 2: leave a tip? Do you ever leave a tip?
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  Speaker 8: I don't want to talk about tips. I want to
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  Speaker 8: know where was I.
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  Speaker 2: I think she's not tipping. I think that's why they're
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  Speaker 2: always nasty to you, son of your business. That nasty
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  Speaker 2: to you? A little uh cold there, Christy, a little hostile.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Nancy in New Jersey. Nancy, how you doing?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? Mark? I just wanted you to know that the
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  Speaker 4: nickname for Elizabeth Warren originally was faux Cahantas, as in
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  Speaker 4: fake Pocahontas Pocahontas, and nobody's using that anymore. Did you
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  Speaker 4: call your pocahontas Pocahontas?
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  Speaker 2: Is better pokemon? But it was because it's a fake, right,
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  Speaker 2: No Pocahontas. She's a fake Indian, so you call her Pocahontas.
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  Speaker 2: But it was how He Car that started that. President
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  Speaker 2: Trump's a big Howie Car fan. He picked it up
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  Speaker 2: and started using it and it really caught on I know.
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  Speaker 4: But originally was Pocahontas.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, not as good as Pocahonas. I like Pocahontas. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: all right, thanks for calling. Let's go to uh Bill
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  Speaker 2: and Jersey Bill, how you doing good?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? Mark? Mark? How many more Americans have to
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  Speaker 1: be killed and injured because the Democrats insist on giving
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  Speaker 1: large truck licenses to illegals who cannot read road signs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big problem. A lot of illegal aliens
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  Speaker 2: thanks to Democrats, are getting driver's licenes they can't read English,
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  Speaker 2: and it's caused major accidents. And he's right, it's caused
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  Speaker 2: a lot of deaths around the country. Hey, now there's
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  Speaker 2: another caller named Bill in New Jersey. Maybe we'll make
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  Speaker 2: that a feature. We'll just take calls from people named
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  Speaker 2: Bill in New Jersey. Let's go to the other Bill
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  Speaker 2: in New Jersey. Bill, how you doing good?
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  Speaker 4: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Good?
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  Speaker 6: And that is William J. My full name, But great
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  Speaker 6: calls from the previous callers the Johnny Carson Show and
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  Speaker 6: Greg Ferguson is good. I wish you would come back
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  Speaker 6: on a mainstream station to make people laugh. But my buddy,
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  Speaker 6: my old high school. Buddy held a cute cards for
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  Speaker 6: the Johnny Carson Monologue show, and I was on the
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  Speaker 6: show a lot because I was working on the thirty
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  Speaker 6: nine floor at thirty Rock. But Johnny Carson would never
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  Speaker 6: go to Sardis with the gang. He would go home
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  Speaker 6: to Park Avenue and he would drink a lot of vodka.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yes, that was entirely accurate. When Johnny Carson before
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  Speaker 2: the Tonight Show, he did a game show called who
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  Speaker 2: Do You Trust? It was next door to Sartys, and
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  Speaker 2: he spent a lot of time in Sardis. And then
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  Speaker 2: in later years when he was doing the Tonight Show
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  Speaker 2: in New York, he was out a lot of nights.
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  Speaker 2: He was in Gilly's, he was in Danny's Hideaway, he
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  Speaker 2: was in Michael's Pub, he was in Basin Street East.
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  Speaker 2: He was quite the party guy all over New York,
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  Speaker 2: out a lot.
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  Speaker 6: And he used to say once he admitted he was
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  Speaker 6: an alcoholic. Somebody said, well, why don't you drink anymore?
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  Speaker 6: And he said, I'm not a happy drunk, I'm a
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  Speaker 6: bad drunk.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he got in a lot of fights with He
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  Speaker 2: had an incredible talent for Dangerfields, the place he went
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  Speaker 2: he had an incredible talent for when he got drunk
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  Speaker 2: and he go out, he'd hit on some woman, like inappropriately,
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  Speaker 2: like drunkenly. He had an incredible talent for the woman
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  Speaker 2: he would hit on for always picking the girlfriend of
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  Speaker 2: a mobster who had just gone to the men's room.
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  Speaker 2: So a couple of times he almost got killed. The
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  Speaker 2: most famous one was in Jilly's where he hit on
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  Speaker 2: this woman and started groping her. He was drunk, very drunk,
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  Speaker 2: and she was the girlfriend of Joey Gallo, and he
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  Speaker 2: was going to kill him. An official contract was out
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  Speaker 2: on Carson. He had to leave. He couldn't do the
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  Speaker 2: Tonight Show for a few nights. They had to hide
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  Speaker 2: him away and lock him up. It finally got settled.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody at NBC had enough mob connections to try to
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  Speaker 2: get it setled, and it was Frank Sinatra who stepped
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  Speaker 2: in and convinced Joey Gallo to drop the hit on Carson.
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  Speaker 2: It took him like a week before he could come
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  Speaker 2: back to work. Hey, when we come back, Bill O'Reilly
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  Speaker 2: will be with us. He's got a great new book out.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk to Bill O'Reilly next about Graham Plattner about
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  Speaker 2: all sorts of stuff coming up on seven to ten
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  Speaker 2: wor