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#657 Steven Marcus · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 2: my imported co hosts. What's going on? Xavier?
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  Speaker 1: Sup? We'll up feeling happy and sad at the same time.
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  Speaker 3: Dog, So you're not even a real fan, foll shout up?
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  Speaker 1: How did you know I was talking about that dog.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sad becuz LFC loss, But at the end of day,
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking league. Dog is the looke guys, it's MX BRO.
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  Speaker 1: They've been playing for way too long.
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  Speaker 3: All Right, we're gonna skip ray.
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  Speaker 1: Shot to ra Lucas.
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  Speaker 3: Also, what is it, uh.
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  Speaker 2: My co host that is parking in the handicap spot
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  Speaker 2: because of his current situation?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on? It's karma. It's karma.
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  Speaker 4: For all the times I did park in a handicap spot,
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  Speaker 4: were you that guy had a handicap past? Though?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, see that's different. Though I thought you just like
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  Speaker 2: did it like it was in South Central, would be
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  Speaker 2: like tell me the move, like like my aunt's in
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  Speaker 2: the fucking chair.
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  Speaker 3: Because you have one, don't mean there's nobody else.
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  Speaker 1: That's why it's karma. That's why it's karma, because just
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  Speaker 1: because you got one from the homie don't mean you're
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  Speaker 1: taking this. You know who actually needs.
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  Speaker 4: You know, Jared, he used to get so mad at
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  Speaker 4: me that He's like, I had that and I used
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  Speaker 4: used to use it. He's like, you're not disabled, but
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  Speaker 4: it's karma. It's like, imagine if I parked in a
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  Speaker 4: pregnant woman's spot, Bro, i'd be fucking you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys don't have that out here.
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  Speaker 4: Got some japan Ship pregnant woman spots in Canada, they
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  Speaker 4: got so.
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  Speaker 1: Many pregnant fucking Mexicans bitches here, they'd be the whole.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like that less you know that the Mexicans
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  Speaker 2: don't nearly fuck as much as Indians do because they
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  Speaker 2: had to control the population.
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  Speaker 3: Yo, bro, like you just gotta chill the fuck out.
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  Speaker 4: Number one Mexican podcasts in the world. Thank you guys
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  Speaker 4: for listening. Happy to be here, you know what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Salute to you for joining us and what is it fresh?
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  Speaker 2: Also coming from uh doing comedy events and our recent
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  Speaker 2: four twenty event a the Comedy Store, Let's welcome to
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  Speaker 2: hilarious Stephen Marcus to the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Yo, we don't smoke the same. What the fuck is up?
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  Speaker 5: Man? Thank you all for having me. Stephen Marcus Roller
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  Speaker 5: for them is bitch.
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  Speaker 2: You you rolled the joint where like we're like, bro,
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  Speaker 2: you know the last time I see somebody roll what
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  Speaker 2: like that was red Man, And that's just shocked the
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  Speaker 2: fuck out of it because we had like an array
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  Speaker 2: of fucking just cannons were like, pick whatever you want,
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  Speaker 2: He was like, nah, nah. He took out some little
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  Speaker 2: brown zigzag papers and you roll the little small one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, what you're doing.
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  Speaker 5: People make fun of me for rolling ship like this
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  Speaker 5: all the time, but I'm like, I was smoking for me,
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  Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Like, so, but it is the morning, though.
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  Speaker 1: He'd be smoking all day. But I know he does
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know why. I learned how to roll weed
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  Speaker 3: during during the recession.
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  Speaker 5: So all my weed reflects the eight The house is crisis,
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  Speaker 5: All my weed reflects that time.
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  Speaker 3: He almost like my mulmos lost your house too. Okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: see we know, bro, we from the same struggle.
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  Speaker 5: Bro. I was struggling with foreclosure. I said, you know what,
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  Speaker 5: I got to keep this weed joint small as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: You ain't.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't cracking roaches open yet though, right, I mean
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  Speaker 1: I've been to you. I mean I'm past the fucking
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  Speaker 1: cracking some roach open, eight seven of them to create
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  Speaker 1: one joint.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes it gets ugly like that, but I'm past that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm past that. I'm not I'm no longer there.
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  Speaker 4: The dark days, you know, two thousand and eight, it
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  Speaker 4: was a dark ass time out here.
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  Speaker 2: Dog I had to fucking deal with foreclosure agents, my
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  Speaker 2: parents divorce, graduated high school all at the same year,
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  Speaker 2: all at the same time, yeah, at the same time,
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  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, I don't know shit about mortgagees.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's why now I'm just like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: even want to deal with that shit because it's all
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  Speaker 2: a scam?
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  Speaker 3: Is it your parents? Because the English isn't.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I wasn't like how Felipe describes it in
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  Speaker 2: his comedy where he has to be a translator, because
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  Speaker 2: my dad actually did take some college. You my dad
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  Speaker 2: was on his way to be a doctor, bro. Like
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  Speaker 2: if you know, I look, you feel like if if
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  Speaker 2: I fucking did, if I if I was really out
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  Speaker 2: there doing comedy like that, I for sure would have
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  Speaker 2: some shit. How Like I imagine if I fucking it
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  Speaker 2: was never there, my dad could have been a doctor,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like because.
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  Speaker 3: He was smart.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, my dad did some kind of college.
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  Speaker 2: My mom really did it. She did like a lot
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  Speaker 2: of labor work. So I wasn't really the interpreter, but
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  Speaker 2: I understood shit because my dad would break it down
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  Speaker 2: like for me, you know what I mean, Just so
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  Speaker 2: I would get it.
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  Speaker 3: We're poor. It wasn't like that. If it wasn't for you,
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  Speaker 3: I'd be a doctor right now.
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  Speaker 2: I came to that conclusion where I was just like, damn, man,
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  Speaker 2: you was really smart.
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  Speaker 3: I was like what I was like, not smart enough
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  Speaker 3: to put her up?
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  Speaker 1: Bro, Papa Doctor's own?
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  Speaker 4: Are you?
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  Speaker 3: Are you originally from South Central? I'm from La Original La.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you like knew nitty from.
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  Speaker 1: Like Canada or some shit. Na. No, when I came
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  Speaker 1: out here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, me and Niddy locked in as soon as
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  Speaker 5: you got here. Yeah, he was already tapped in.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We we linked up at the comedy store. That's like
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  Speaker 5: the hub where all the fools me.
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  Speaker 4: Now you know where I seen you the first time
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  Speaker 4: we actually kicked it outside Cuckaberra.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, I came.
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  Speaker 4: I seen you at the store one time, but we
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  Speaker 4: had just like met like quickly. And then one night
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  Speaker 4: I came to Co Bret to see what was up,
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  Speaker 4: and I saw you out there and spoke a blunt
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  Speaker 4: word And that was the first day we kicked it.
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  Speaker 1: Word.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, that's what's up. Yeah, You've been solid ever since.
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  Speaker 5: Dope, he's been out here killing it and y'all put
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  Speaker 5: him up on the podcast and like, yeah, that was
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  Speaker 5: the reason why you moved out here, right right.
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  Speaker 1: Right right.
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  Speaker 3: He would have been in New York. Fuck that la
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  Speaker 3: is where it's at. It would have been happy, dude,
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  Speaker 3: die as you're like mayor.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah yeah Muslim guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my jokes would be a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Ship.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't You couldn't do New York right now, Your
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  Speaker 1: he your headlers would be dangerous, bro, now yeah, right now,
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  Speaker 1: I would be disabled maybe for the comedy scene.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, Your your hecklers would be fucking dangerous. Bro.
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  Speaker 3: You make fun of the wrong Muslim person. It's caub
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  Speaker 3: boom for your ass.
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  Speaker 4: Dog, Yeah, because I'd be attacking the little hats so
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  Speaker 4: they love me.
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  Speaker 2: You think they don't have a little Bobby out there too?
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  Speaker 2: I just did you fucking thing. They have a whole town.
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  Speaker 4: Well I'm not going to perform there.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen that video?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog, we're like and they harass him, but all
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  Speaker 2: I should do that shout out to Tyler arnovera though.
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  Speaker 3: Man, that guy is wild.
• 7:38
  Speaker 4: You know what, because I only found him because of that.
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  Speaker 4: Actually I found because of the Somalian thing, right because
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  Speaker 4: he expected the SMaL thing that I went and I
• 7:45
  Speaker 4: saw him do the Jewish thing, and then I went
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  Speaker 4: back to his older videos and one of them ship
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  Speaker 4: he goes to Canada.
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  Speaker 6: He goes why there's so many Indians in Canada and
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  Speaker 6: he did.
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  Speaker 4: Want to Canada too, And I was like, ah, he got.
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  Speaker 1: Us blast the thing. He does it for everybody. That's
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: why you can't get mad. That's when people tell me,
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: why do you fucking like Shafir for amazing races? Because
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: he did every fucking race. Yeah, when they did it
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  Speaker 1: to the black people dying, when they did it to
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  Speaker 1: the Asians dying, when he did it to the Mexican
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  Speaker 1: was like yo, yo stop. But then somebody was like,
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  Speaker 1: you were just laughing five minutes ago the racist fucking
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  Speaker 1: black people shout like that's when I finally learned, like,
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  Speaker 1: you can't pick and.
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  Speaker 4: Choose because you're a comedian or you're trying to be
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  Speaker 4: a comedian. I don't want to give you the Yeah
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  Speaker 4: canceled on his show on Wednesday. Yeah, he had a
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  Speaker 4: showy hooked them.
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  Speaker 3: Up with the show.
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  Speaker 1: I know, damn. Yeah, that was completely my bad.
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  Speaker 2: Okay and this way yesterday last week, last okay and
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  Speaker 2: you just like you taught me him damn.
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  Speaker 1: Chill out because he didn't have my just damn me
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  Speaker 1: not not to not to even say, but it got
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  Speaker 1: caught up in the DMS and he didn't have He
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  Speaker 1: told me one time, didn't even kind of remind me.
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  Speaker 1: And then I saw the messages. He was like, you're
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: gonna be here right makeing fun of my strooper bowls.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not happy with you about it because he tells
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  Speaker 4: me all the time, he goes, Yo, nitty, you gotta
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  Speaker 4: get me on some shows.
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  Speaker 6: I want to get back on this comedy ship all
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  Speaker 6: the time.
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  Speaker 3: And the first time he gets a show, he cancels
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  Speaker 3: on it. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Set.
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  Speaker 5: If you listen and set, that's fucked. That spot could
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  Speaker 5: have went to me. I've been begging you some spots
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  Speaker 5: for money. You get this guy spot. He cancel last minute,
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  Speaker 5: no call, no show.
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: That was my bad?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna fuck it.
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  Speaker 3: There's people out here crying for those spots right now.
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  Speaker 4: But what I'm trying to say is someone who wants
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  Speaker 4: to be a comic as a comic. If I ever
• 9:33
  Speaker 4: hear a comic that gets offended at anything, I immediately
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  Speaker 4: lose my respect because you can't be a comedian and
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  Speaker 4: make jokes about shit and then get offended at something.
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  Speaker 4: Once you're out there making jokes, you lose you lose
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  Speaker 4: the ability to be mad about stuff because now you're
• 9:47
  Speaker 4: making fun of stuff. You know what I mean?
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: What about a pedo joke? If it's a good pedal
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  Speaker 1: jokes Even if it's fine, he's trying, the thing is
• 9:54
  Speaker 1: he's still trying. I mean, obviously if you're a pedal,
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  Speaker 1: don't know, but if it's a joke, because some people
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: can people some I'm like, oh, you're pushing.
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  Speaker 3: Down Like I don't know, but it depends, but you
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  Speaker 3: gotta know how to sell it.
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: Like there's certain foods that like theyn't make a joke
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  Speaker 2: like that, And I just like, I'm like, it's kind
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  Speaker 2: of uncomfortable the way you delivered it.
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  Speaker 3: But then I hear Jason Rouse say it hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean, Like, you can make
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  Speaker 5: a great joke funny, you just have to.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what I mean. Yeah, I think it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: mean you should fucking talk shit about him either. If
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  Speaker 1: that pedal joke didn't land, I'm like, right, it's a
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  Speaker 1: tough one to even try.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you're Your funniness has to outweigh the
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  Speaker 5: severity of the topic. So if it's like a touchy,
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  Speaker 5: taboo topic, your approach has to be so funny to
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  Speaker 5: where it makes sense. Because sometimes the approach is not
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  Speaker 5: as funny, but the topic is severe.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a serious topic. It's like, dude, like it
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  Speaker 3: just sounds like a car crash. Yeah, yeah, it's just
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  Speaker 3: like that.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: Baby jokes for sure will quiet the room or fucking
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: or fucking you'll hear me, like that guy's enjoying the
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: fuck out of that show.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: How bad you have to bomb to finally get that
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  Speaker 1: pedal joke to work. It's what I'm trying to say.
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  Speaker 5: Like you, I think dark people who do dark material
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  Speaker 5: and people who do storyteller like storytelling jokes, I think
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  Speaker 5: those are the hardest type of comics to be because
• 11:09
  Speaker 5: it takes like the risk and the reward the payoff,
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  Speaker 5: Like the time it takes to actually develop real good
• 11:16
  Speaker 5: dark material takes longer. Time in the room that you're
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  Speaker 5: in and the people that you got to be in
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  Speaker 5: front of, and like Joe willing for you to Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: like Joey is, but he's so masterclass.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like there's no there's no replicating that motherfucker dog.
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  Speaker 2: Like yeah, his way of storytelling the life that he lived,
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  Speaker 2: like Yo, his originality, And I think that's the reason, like,
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: like the dynamic between him and Lee works so well
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: because Lee's inspiring to be a comic, but Lee had
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: Lee is nowhere near, Like he doesn't even want to
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  Speaker 2: even be.
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  Speaker 3: Close to what Joey is. He's his own thing.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: And I think Joey loves that ship because he knows
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: like nobody could touch him when it comes to his
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: material Dog, he could go up anywhere. And he's he's
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: not he's not doing I don't think he's doing like
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: a fucking like a show dog.
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  Speaker 3: He's telling stories and it kills you, that's the thing,
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  Speaker 3: And it's a sense of authenticity.
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  Speaker 6: Just funny.
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  Speaker 4: His stories are so funny, Like he doesn't need a
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  Speaker 4: punchline everywhere because it's already just funny.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the old fucking sixty five year old man
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  Speaker 2: just talking about he's been doing he said for like
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  Speaker 2: thirty years.
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  Speaker 4: Dog, so he was he.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't have to have punchlines.
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  Speaker 4: How the fuck are you, Cuban?
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  Speaker 3: And you end up talking like a fucking good fellow. Bro.
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  Speaker 3: Like that to me, it's always fucking tripped me out
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  Speaker 3: about Joey Diaz.
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  Speaker 2: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: Like he's like, he's Cuban, Bro. He's he does the
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  Speaker 3: whole He's really Cuban.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't Torio type of ship. Bro. Like you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean, he knows when he talks about it
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  Speaker 3: was was he born in Cuban?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: Was he born in Cuba? No?
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: His mom?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jersey like so like that's why he talks and yeah, bro,
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  Speaker 2: but still though, Bro, like that means all the other
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  Speaker 2: Cubans and they were fucking going around there, they all
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  Speaker 2: talking like that.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody in New Jersey talks like that. Yeah, everybody, no
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  Speaker 3: matter where. East Coast.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: Dominican people talk like Dominican people talking about talking to
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  Speaker 2: like good fellas.
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  Speaker 1: Like that's the last time you were in the East Coast.
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  Speaker 4: It's like five years.
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  Speaker 3: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, you go over there and they don't even know
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  Speaker 1: what Mexican is.
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  Speaker 4: I'm poor ren.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's yeah, they don't even and you tell Mexicans and
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  Speaker 1: they're like, like.
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  Speaker 3: Because what the how the fuck did the Mexican get
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  Speaker 3: this far past the border.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: That's the first thing they tell you like I'll do
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: I'll go try to do like Mexican jokes.
• 13:09
  Speaker 7: You know what.
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: I believe that.
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: I believe that Dominicans that that what is it adapting another?
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Uh like like another ethnicity because then Dominicans and Cubans
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: to be like poppy.
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: I know negative you know what I mean? No black? Yeah,
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: no black.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like yo, real old school fucking like Yo, like bro,
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: I was like you look like sand dog?
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Bro, how can you not be black?
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: Like you know what I mean? Like you know, like
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: you're black? Like can you speak Spanish poquito.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Enough for someone to confuse you?
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: Noisy?
• 13:45
  Speaker 5: I used to work in the kitchen though, and I
• 13:47
  Speaker 5: knew I was sucking up because I always hurt like
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: the chef, like meet I meet him, meet, I meet up,
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: and I'll be turning around and then stop.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: You doing that because it was a girl nearbody, because
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: I was like, yo, will do that ship But you know,
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: I mean they're telling you and like there's like a
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: hot ass girl walking.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Boy he's just like everybody, just catch a little ketch.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: He knows l A Spanish, yeah yeah, and he's been
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: in l A long enough that Spanish different than he
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: knows like the main words that he's worked in the kitchen.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he he.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Knows our word. It is like, it's just that's what
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: he knows. He's he's right, he doesn't know Spanish, but
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: he knows a Spanish.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: Away the keywords words the whole by.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: I told his story that I was in Cancun with
• 14:35
  Speaker 5: the family and we were out smoking and ship and
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: we got put over by the feller rallies and ship.
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: It was ugly and I don't speak Spanish, so I
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: was just trying to like follow what was going on,
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: and all I picked up was a couple of words.
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: I just heard, like, no, that's that's what I'm getting
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: to right now, because I didn't heard anything, and I
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: just heard, like I heard plot blame o. First, first
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: I heard plot blame o, and I was like, plot
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: blame Oh, that's a problem somewhere. And then I heard
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: a couple of more words, and that's when I heard
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: moto they found the weed.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: They don't found the weed. And then that's when I
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: come back to rail.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: I was like, I heard a couple of more words
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: and it was like than that ass fuck some money?
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: How much the homie Oscar. He was, you know, he
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: speaks Fantish. He was translating for us. He turns around.
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: He was like, that's gonna be eight hundred dollars.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: US, eight hundred US.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: I was like, for real, I thought we brought you
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: here to help us translate. He was like, yeah, I translated,
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: not negotiated. Bro, they want eight hundred dollars. I say, God,
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: he really got you for a hundred They got us
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: for eight.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Oh you know they fucking out Did you guys buy
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: a lot? Oh no, anyone really would have known spanished
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: one hundred bucks would done it?
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: They got bro. Sometimes like the weed laws out the
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: whee laws out there.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: The wee laws out there are fucking kind of you
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: can get in trouble out there for bringing some ship.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for some we ship, Like if they really.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Wanted to press it, because it's like it's like Mexico
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: with had a lot of ship slide for the right price.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: But if you don't want to pay any kind of price,
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: they ain't gonna let it slide.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: I could have sworn it was legal.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: The States.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: No, it's gotta be leagal on some stand. You know,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I know the city. I remember the.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Cops out there.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: No, if you got it, like, let's just say you
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: get pulled over, you got some stress. They know you
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: buy it from a local dealer, so they ain't gonna
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: press you. Bro, Like they ain't gonna press you. You
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: go out there and they catch you with some good ship,
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: they're pressing your ass, dog because they want to.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Know where the fuck you got it from. Yeah, if
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: you brought it over there, especially if it's some good ship, dog,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: they know the difference.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And because one thing I noticed, all the weed
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: that I picked up was the same. So it's like
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: if you got some different ship, you stepping on somebody
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: else's territory.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: They want to know where the hell you get this
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: ship from.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: That reminds me of like Pineapple Express when he smokes
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: and he's like, I only sole this ship.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: To one month.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: I don't exactly like that ship I got that?
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: What it is? Who's got this?
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Because I sold it to That's exactly.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: That's Kelly Plug with the totum fucking picks up a
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: little roach.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: This is my fucking to this ship.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there is there people that I mean and for
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: you guys, no weed, but way better than me.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there are people that know like that.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: There are certain strains like that that will make you
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: that you know what it is, bro, Like straightened terms
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: like like a Skittles, like a.
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: Fucking tangy A TANGI for sure.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like like something with a cake o G. You
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: have the other day that was orange. I was like, oh,
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: that's why, that's that's why orange profile. You'll be able
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: to recognize it.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: But what was the name?
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: It was a certain names, No, it was orange. It
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: had orange and or something or I don't know, I forgot.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like like stuff like that, you'd be able to tell.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: But like sometimes like it depends how much ship you
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: really smoke, bro, because if you really smoke the strain,
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: like for example, I like when people I try to
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: sell me just like it's like one of my favorite
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: strains is cherry pie, the original one right, and like
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: whenever people whenever the cross and do it like just
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: straight up. I know if it was faking the funk.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: You can't fake that taste.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: I can't even it sometimes yeah, but I could even
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: take it with it, you know what I mean?
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Like like yeah, this hat, like what else does it
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: cross with?
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: But yeah, if you've been around long enough type of ship.
• 18:06
  Speaker 6: You just know you can somethings.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: You can just smell it and even tell if it's
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: gonna taste, like how it smells.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's what about the whole thing where you
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: know how foods are having that debate between Rosen and
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: UH and BHR. You think you'd be able to tell
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: a difference, and you think real foods will be able
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: to tell a difference.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think you two foods.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I think Niddy might be able to hit a little bit.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: I would doesn't trust me.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: You don't like that. Black people don't be dabbing. Nah,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: black we don't, okay mego's different, Yeah, okay, okay.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Black people and it's like okay and black people there's
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: some that do it, but.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: It's when they think and when they do it, they
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: do it. Yeah, no, Bro, my first time dabbing. I remember,
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: I got so high. I was walking around Van Nice
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: thinking I had court the next day.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Did you have court calls.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Like there out outside of the courthouse, like one in morning,
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Like I got court right now, I gotta get here early.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: You have court?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: No?
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: I did not, Bro, I was fucked up, Bro, was like,
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: you know, I gotta get up. They gotta get this
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: ship off the streets.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Lighting up like it's Black Friday and ship from one am.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Bro Like like, they can't take me to jail if
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: I'm already here.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: That's so funny.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: That's where like after there's a black guy, that's just
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: where you're fucking paranoia went to jail.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't even do nothing ship. I didn't do ship
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: at home at.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Home, right, it's a specific yeah. When it's a specific TI,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: the thing is like.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I feel like there's just so much sh it on
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: my plate, like and like on a daily basis, where
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: it's like I can't justify me fucking getting that high
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: without it affecting the way my day's in the turn out.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Because Bro, if I really brought my puff co to
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: work every day or just had this these these things
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: on there day, I'd go out through to eat with
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: you fools, like I could just do it shit later
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: and then I show up to the show leg just
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Bro, That's why I do it at home,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: and it's nothing.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: I won't get out of control. I get to relaxed, bro,
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Like the high winds, the high Winds.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Know.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: What it is for me that I don't really vie
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: with fully is that when you dab, I feel like
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: it takes the verb out of smoking, like the I
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: n G.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Like when you roll.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: Up, there's a whole process, it's like a it's a ritual.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: But when you dab, you go from like zero to
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: fucked up. You know, you smoke, you go there's a
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: gradual like I feel the problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: feel the progressions.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Like it's like when you drink at a bar, you
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: can have the experience of having like one beer, first beer,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: second beer, I feel a little something, third.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Beer, I'm a little loose. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: it's the whole vibe. I do get what you mean.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: It's compared to like right here, but there is a
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: dab culture because there are foods that it is like
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: this is a whole different culture. Like I cannot do
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: what these foods do whenever. When never there's like a
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: puff con or a fucking APG event where like they
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: have like nice little tables.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: I know, I know these fools will look like if
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: they come in there with a backpack and.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: They come in there with the little case, they're gonna
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: look for a table.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: They're gonna set up a picnic area.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: All day, all fucking day.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about all day.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: And every you may walk booth to booth, every fucking booth,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: and every time you see that table is a and
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: these fools are like you and they're going around and
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: it's all day and I'm like, I've tried doing that, ship, bro,
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: I've tried, and this is like I don't know what. Like,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: it's not that I don't have a tolerance, bro, Like
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: after the fifth or sixth one, I'm just like I
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: start falling asleep because like my tiredness gets overcome by
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: the high. So I think a lot of the me
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: being awake shit is me fighting off highs all day,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Like like so I drink coffee.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is That's That's why you seem like Celsias
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: go to the gym after this ship Like yeah, like
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I have to fight off highs every fucking day because
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: if I know, if I didn't fight off these highs,
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Do ship would be such a good meth head.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: Dude, I just be the ultimate fucking potato. It was
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: a good cocaine I was.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: He was a good cocaine.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: That's a hell of a compliment. You'll be such a.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Because you fucking get it done.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: He's like, I don't know how to fix cars out
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: of tinkering with everything.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: There's twenty two hobbies. Howd on does it take to
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: smoke this and roll this?
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Uh No, I mean, okay, to roll and smoke it.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I mean. Sometimes you don't have forty
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: five minutes, my girl. Sometimes, but I'm a smoke gives
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: me to look like it's gonna be a thirty minute.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: You know you're you're right, take a dab.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all all right, all right, I know the
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: movie starts. I got you some reservation. Take so Dad,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: That's why you always.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Got to give yourself thirty forty minutes.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: This is still the first j. This this is look
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: like this is still the first JA from the beginning.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: I haven't even sparked the chickle as yet. And this
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: is the one I rolled in, this little hash roll
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: that I rolled and bro started like I finished rolling.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I think I started rolling in like nine twenty five,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: finished rolling nine thirty, and it's currently nine to fifty nine,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: and I'm like half way to it. And that's like
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: with me knocking one of the cherries off and it
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: fell and then I picked it up. But that is
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: a smoking is a thirty to forty minute ordeal if
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: you're really gonna enjoy it an ordeal, but you're gonna
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: enjoy it at all, it's like it's an errand. But
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: but like him, it's magical, dude.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: He has to the way that we do it like,
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: or at least the way that you do it.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Like I'm not gonna lie, Like if I had one
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: of the beginning joints that he had in the beginning,
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: that would have been a little five minute fuck.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, little yeah yeah.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: So the Wu Tang that ship eat the roach too.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: You ever done that ship? I mean I've had to.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: I never ate the roach, but I've been where cop
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: shows up and somebody has to eat it.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: They call it Scooby snacks the roach. After here the little.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Me that would do it for fun, like if we
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: were smoking, I'm like, yo, Scooby snacking and like he
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: didn't know he did it, always did it, bro, I'm like, and.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Then they're like when they were like in hell it
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: like it's not even like they chew it.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: They like they're like, whoa choke.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: And I know I'm like like Kirby, yeah.
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: Kirby, Yeah, I've never tried it, but I know people
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: that means he was that kid that back in the day,
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: we had this kid when we were like in middle
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: school that would like if you gave him a quarter,
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: he would do something.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you know.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: It was this one time in the middle of the winter,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: there was.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: A mud puddle outside with this old glove sitting inside
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: of it, and like someone offered this kid a quarter
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: to pick up the glove out of the puddle and
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: put it in his mouth. Oh it's everybody at recess
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: just came around and just started cheering. Bro. This guy
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: got the quarter, picked up the glove and.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Just put it in his kind of glove just like
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: a cloth, like a winter glove, soaked the fucking thing
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: for a quarter, sweat nuts and it was like, man,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: this kid will do anything for a corridor.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I can top that. We had a kid just like that.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: White boy. I don't know if you guys was the
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: white boy was actually a white boy like with long hair,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: emo looking kid. Yeah. Bro, after Recess he would do
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: crazy ship for like not a quarter. But we all
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: gather up a no dollar. We all got it like
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: five bucks. Bro got two stories that I couldn't believe
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: this motherfucker dated, like and it's that ship where he
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: did it would just go wild like the best. Yeah, bro, okay,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: one time everyone that pitched in you have to spit
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: on the floor and he licked it. Oh wow, like
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: a bunch of us, Like anyone that pitches in the dollar,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: he'll lick your spit and we all, oh it was
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: like ten bucks, four bucks we got after school licked. Like,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: we try to top that. He's like some.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Freaky ass ship.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: White middle school white kids are weird. They do ship
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: like hockey teams that will jerk off on a cookie.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you just want to come as to eat it.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: So then we try to top wild and white boy
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: is crazy.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: There's no way, bro, Like tell you the next no bro,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: no Bro, that's not.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Entering the same scenario.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Somebody's getting socked before this ship happens, like we got this.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know why you want to be on either
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: side of that, Like why you even want to watch
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: some ship like that?
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: That's crazy school.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: You can't believe that in middle school, you know, when
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: something is not right or like this is before you
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: can go on world start and watch Crazy Ship like
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: you're and then everyone talked about.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: It was nuts. Bro, this kid was crazy. The other
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: one you know, you know, I want to know. We
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: convinced this full We're convinced them. We paid him to
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: lack the urinal oh part of the urninal you know
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: the new ones, the ones?
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yep, bro, it was not Wow, wow, where is
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: this kid at today? So you need to follow we
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: need to follow up on him. You got one Jackass
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: really he's like it's like Zach, Like Zach was like, whoa,
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: that's your friend from school?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: No, but it was those one kids.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I think he liked Jackass.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: I remember.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: He's just I don't know if you wanted to be
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: on I'm sure he would have been on it. He
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: would do crazy like mar Come.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: How come they never made it like a catch up
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: video of what happened to all the Jackass guys.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Because they're still there's making it. Just made a new one, bro.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah pretty much, unless unless anybody who's from the original one.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: I think all except like one guy.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I think I only went to watch the first one bro,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: because I like, I don't know some of this shit.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: I was like, this makes you want to throw up.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I'm good, Like the whole fart thing with Steve Oi.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Oh that shit I had threw up?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Dude, Jackass was I forgot how? I guess.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: I was like fourteen or fifteen when it came out,
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: and I remember going to the movie theater with my
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: boys and we got we got so high and we
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: started we were drinking the forties of oe. We got
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: fucked up and we walked into the Jackass thing, and uh,
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: one of my boys is tiny guy, and we all
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: just like jumped him, like fake jumped him, you know
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: what I mean.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: So he was on the ground, We're all kicking him
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: and shit.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: And then everybody went into the movie theater and I
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: went to go take a piss and I'm in the
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: urinal pissing and this guy comes into the bathroom and
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I was alone because I was pissing, I couldn't defend myself.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: He starts kicking me in the ass while I'm pissing.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: And because you can't do anything right, you got you
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: gotta finish. And he was such a tiny little guy,
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: so he just kicked me in the ass like six
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: and round pissed on his face, just fucking I had to.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: I finished, and then I fucking chased them back in
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: the theater and then enjoyed the movie. But I remember
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: that I was like being such a vulnerable, vulnerable position
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: where you can't defend yourself.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Kid was x G. That's why he was like, why
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: don't you turn around and piss on him?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Like it was me.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: I would have preferred.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: That's outside of the United States, you know, definitely, that.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Wasn't if you if you had to like flee the
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: United States though, Like and you're just like and you
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: had to choose to go somewhere.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Where would you go?
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: But you can't go to Mexico, man.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: Go anywhere?
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Like you like You're like, you're like, hey, well you
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: know you're gonna get hunted down right, but you have
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: to take a one way trip, but you can't.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Go to school. Where would he go?
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: Because he can't.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: That's why he played he can go somewhere. Yeah, he
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: could get some but he just can't come back to Canada.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: So one way go to Canada, babe, I go to
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: the Caribbean.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: The Caribbean Japan.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: There's no weed in Japan. Can't go to Japan.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: You can. So you're saying you can try to construction
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: company out there.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: You're saying you could choose any place you want to,
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: You'll get a flight there.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean yeah, he can technically go anywhere you don't.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: It doesn't have and can't get on. He can only
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: coyote to Canada.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Doing that an article, you can disappear.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: That's what happens out there.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I'll go with the flat earthers.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: I'll with those folks, with the flat earthers. That's what
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I'm about to be.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: How was the rent over there? The round earth is crazy?
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: He's a big flatter.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I'm with you, bro, I'm with you. What's on the
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: other side over there?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't know either.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I'm not a scientist. I don't know when the rounder
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: when says it's round like ashes round, and then when
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: I hear a flower an.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Experts on flat rate, Yeah right. I rather I want
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: to go to the flat earth where the rent is
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: flat rate.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Flat rate for that parcel for USPS has been the
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: same price as that was.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: That's how I want my rate. I remember my first
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: the first time I moved out of my house and
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: I moved downtown Toronto and I was living in an
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: apartment with four guys. My rent was four hundred bucks
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: a month. It'll never in my life be that cheap again.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: That was like the best time, the best time. That's
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: how I feel about dorming, dog. And I was like
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: living in season.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I just like, fuck, this ship was free for the
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: time what you paid for it.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: But I mean like I had gotten a lot of
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: grants and like I still I didn't know that much,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: but like I had gotten a lot of it covered
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: the first year, and like I was just like, damn, dog,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: this is comfortability right here, Dog.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Like in your own place.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Well just no, it's just like it's just anything goes bro.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Like he did that dorm ship for a year because I.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: Was after that it was too much.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: That's just fucking like white people privileged. I did not
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: get that opportunity.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: I mean, I take a government loan.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: I was because I was on probation.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: I was in the dorm. I was at the dorm.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Because like we were there like as through an educational
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: opportunity program.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: So like this is the dorm where we watch motherfuckers.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: You weren't like the frat.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I meant it was the privilege to fucking be able
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: to dorm, but not into it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: I could never do that frat ship. Bro I ain't
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: about to be like all the whole talks together.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Parking FAIDI somebody got blindfolded and they're like, all right,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: everybody who's uncircumcised, find somebody who's circumcised.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not even talking about and that it.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Would be about very away in the dark.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not even talking about that. I'm talking about you
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: live the actual college like Asher Ross, like tex Stands,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: and like that type of ship. I went to community college.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: It was you go back to your fucking house.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: We had parties like that.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see that's what I'm talking It was like that
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: people who lived off campus but like had renting houses
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: and stuff. Those guys would like party five dollars ahead
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: and just put cardboard all over the floors everywhere in
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: the house and just.
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: Two eggs in it.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I would go, I would go visit my homie. That
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: was that was what it was.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Like.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Who's stayed outside of campus.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: That's where you went to go smoke, That's where you
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: went to go fucking like chill or like to meet people.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the dorms were cool because if downstairs.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Fact, when you live in a house, it's hard to
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: meet other people. When you live in the dorm, you're
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: forced to meet everybody because you're the little rooms and
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: the shared amenities and everything.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: You run into everybody.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: That's how you make more friends. I think.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, then you find out like there's like you deal
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: with different types of people, like some people are just
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: everybody's just all fucking different.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like just like I didn't mean my first little
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: hotel I got to college.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: How did you know it was a little told me questions.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: I was like, I only heard about you guys from rugrats.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I just found that all the stories were sucking.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, how come the grandpa was the only one that
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: ever looked Jewish, like the old one, the one that
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: actually told them Jewish stories.
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Yiddish guy.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like super old school.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: He didn't even look like none of them.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: But they all you can tell now that you know
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: what they're all, doctor Nate. Well, it was still a
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: good show.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Hey man, watch it with that.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: We watch you with that in mind. Let me know
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: what you think about it could fuck it worked. That
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: was they go to Vegas one time. The whole time
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: they're trying to convince us to give them Palestine.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, somehow, Hey, I ran into some rug rats
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: right here in Hollywood off of Meil rods Man. These
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: kids are ghetto as fuck.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: That sounds like you ran into baby's kids. They were
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: they were a little baby kids.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: I got pulled up on a little Jewish kid put
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: up on me. Was like, hey, you got a cigarette?
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: You have to be like fourteen years old? Was like,
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: what cigarette? You can't even smoke? Yeah, just give me
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: a cigarette.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: Homie gave him a cigarette. He was like, hey, can
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: you light it for me? I can't touch a lighter
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: right now. It's Friday. What you want me to get
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: you a cigarette? Commit a crime in light it for you?
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Get these rug rats off of meilros What it's like
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: a part of Yeah, it's like they're part of their
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: you know, they can't touch.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Like the main thing is that this was all like
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: we can't work. We absolutely can't work on that day,
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Like how could mean it?
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: But they get people to come.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: No, it's not even that they can't work, They can't
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: use any No, technology. Yeah, so they have, but they
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: have people come over and like turn the stove on.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Regular people.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is that it works? Regular people don't want to
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: come turn the light on or come do because they're
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: not doing it right.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: You know who kosher is, right, pay attention to what
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: he Aton does here on Friday.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: He's not like that though, but like you know, that's
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: a little bigger Yeah. Yeah, but you know what kosher is, right, Kosher?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: You know kosher fars like they're not allowed to like
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: they got to either because they bless it. Like they're
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: not allowed to eat meat that isn't blessed by like
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: a rabbi.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, we all learned that all the blessedtuff is
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: just the old guy praying on it. Remember, like they
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: drink that water.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's why they fucking stick together because they
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: have all these like specific rules where they need to
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: open their own restaurants.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Coachher Coca Cola does taste a little different taste. DJ
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Bot shout out to Rey from my signed photo print.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: I I can't wait even ray Man, same team damn
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: oh yeah fuck.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Cool, Yeah, thank you, harrd Salu to you dog.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: Hey.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Oh but by the way, I do want to I
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: do want to tell you guys a couple of things
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: going on for the super chatters. So once again, thanks
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: to Big Trippy and the Olympics, we will be giving
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: out a pair of tickets to the Olympics. That is
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: going down May thirtieth. May thirtieth. It is going down
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: at the Beehives. So make sure you guys pull up
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: and super chat away if you want to win that. Also,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: if you're trying to find something to do this weekend
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: May ninth, dabs E Corridos, make sure you stop by
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: the chick Lits booth. Group of Rye is going to
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: be performing there. You guys have seen them on the podcast.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: They're very dope, they're very talented, and they're on their way.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Up and above that. They kick it.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're literally they go blazing with all your fools.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: I'll be there at the chick Lits booth with some
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Mexican man thol cigarettes for you fools to come down,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: because I know it's gonna be a fucking crazy, fucking
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: crazy fest. But yeah, makes yeah, make sure you guys
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: pull up. That is gonna be going on Dabsy Corrillos. Uh,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: it is gonna be going down May ninth in the
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: City of Gardena. Like I said, I'll be there post
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: it up with chick lits at his booth. I'll have
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: some stuff on there on this table. And uh also
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: to uh second and third place for the super chats.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I got some of these uh fucking they're they're like
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: juices dog made by fucking Cali magic farms. But these
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: things are strong. They're mushroom fucking magic juice. So I
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: have one on the fridge. So two of you guys
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: are gonna fucking be winning some of those packed with
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: fucking vitamins, if you know what I mean. So you
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: guys fucking get uh super chat away for that as well.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: And yeah, and we have confirmed the next the next
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: live event that we will do that we will be
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: doing as we don't smoke the same, We'll be doing
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: a live podcast. This next one is gonna be a
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: live podcast. But if you guys were there at that
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: with the first one at the Post Pizza and the Monte,
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: we're gonna do part two.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be crazy.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: So I will post the link and once I get
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: the flyer done, it's gonna be going down on seven
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: to ten which is a Friday, so already start clearing
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: the day.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Start making it, start making an excuse. I was gonna say,
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: I was gonna get to that right now.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: And special guest co hosting with us, as is tradition.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: It's not just gonna be Hank, but Hank will be
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: in the house. But it wouldn't be Hanked without the
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: win and on League guitarist Stephen Carpenter from the Deftones.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: We'll be hosting with us that live podcast.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: So make sure you guys pull up when I post
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: up the event right get your ticket links. These tickets
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: will come with a VIP bag if you get that option.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: So I think we're get capacity on like one hundred there.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: So once the tickets get go up there, I would
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: say just getting it because this is a restaurant and
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: I don't want this place to get in trouble. But
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be crazy. It's gonna be that Part two.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not breaking a cup like this time ago.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Faster we sell the faster. We can get our sponsors
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: and give you guys more gifts and ship if you
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: guys want gifts like last time, and almost everybody got
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: a boon. How crazy was that show.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: That ship was get off the fucking chain, bro. Everybody
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: who was in the crowd, we was in that bitch
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: like Oprah, a bunch of just we sh bro, you
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: had all everybody went home with something.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: It was dope. It was super dope. So yeah, you
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: definitely got to pull up to the show that. Yeah,
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: seven to ten is gonna be going down at the
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Post Pizza.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: That's not a comedy show though.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a live podcast. That's strictly a life podcast.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: But we're gonna run back the comedy show again. We're
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: gonna run it back. It's September, so clear that day too.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: We're gonna do that. We don't smoke the same live
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: comedy experience again part two one. Yeah, but it is
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: already in the works, so already cleared out, two shows
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: back to back. If you guys always wanted to come
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: hang out with us, you guys have been watching for
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: a long time.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: You guys have been trying.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: A lot of you guys catch flights, a lot of
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: you guys take big drives. And I know at the
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Post Pizza that's gonna be very more intimate, dog because
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: we're right there food.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: We met three black fans at our show.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: There's three of them.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, those three.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I thought that that was damn, we're growing dog, We're
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: the same different yeah, because that was the that's the
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: one thing we're just like.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Yo.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: I was like, we're all the black people. We don't
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: we don't have black fans. But then there's one food.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: One black guy came from Florida. That's love.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Come on, man, you put out a loan and
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: come out to see y'all. Yeah, yeah, come on man.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: He hit me up and like like it was like
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: it was like six am, and he was like his time.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: He was on bike of Florida. Last night was fun.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: I was like, hell yeah, dog, motherfucker's be having fun.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: So I'm glad you guys came out.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: So, uh, the one that posts pizza is gonna be
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: crazy that you're gonna be there.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: You're basically gonna get to party with us.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: They will have beer on tabs, they have great pizza,
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: they have great food, and we will have limited edition
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: merch as well. And yes, Hank the Tank will be
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: in the house, so you know where you know what.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: We're missing another fan, a midget fan.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: We don't have a you don't know. We don't have
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: You don't know all the fans got yet? Man, is
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: anybody out? Yeah, but whoever brings a majiate, Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: We'll hook you up. We want Midge in the crowd.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Probably they live far.
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: It's extra far because they're small.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Just make it catch a ride.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Well yeah, I guess cars are the same for them.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, huh oh yeah, Marvell that we got four black guys.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: We are a diverse podcast.
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: Look at this table right now.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Diverse. Man, A black guy I'm.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Gonna have in this bitch once in a while.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean this is this is you know
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: a lot of people kind of I feel once it
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: gets really smoking here, you notice they don't really adapt
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: to well. But you can tell you've been in the
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: hot box before. In a Buick, come on, man, yeah,
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, the Cadillac. Yeah, listen to some DJ screw
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: that was That was the ship, bro, when when you
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: didn't have anywhere to go, all you needed was a
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: homiewa a car.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: I had that car. I had a nineteen ninety eight
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: four tourist. Oh shit, all mind, I had a I
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: used to have a sixty six Mustang oh ship back
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: in the day, you know, imer just ready for paint.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say it was hot box, but we smoked
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: in it with my cousin.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: When I used to work at the car dealership.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: The owner he used to have like a little collection
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: of like cars, and he had one of these like
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: old school Ford cars, you know, like that shit looked
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: like it was it ran and everything, but like the
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: wheels were like literally like it was some oldest fuck
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: shit bro like a regular person could have fit in it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: And I remember that one day this was gone and
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: we were just theorship. It was raining fucking smoked in
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: that ship dog because he used to be in the showroom.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Once we were closed down, we sat down. Only one
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: person consider in the front and one person considered the back.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: So how old this beast car?
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, it's it's not eighty five, it's like
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: fifty something.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: It's a fifty something. I think that might be one
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: of the oldest cars I smoked in.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I stole this car, smokeing stoke the smoke box. Yeah, whip.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: We didn't ask him and we hopped in and smoked it.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah late night, Yeah.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: You were there. Yeah, I don't know why. I don't
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: know what made us do it, but we were like what, No,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: it was congratulating because we did something. It was it
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: was Zones planning. It's the only one that can could
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: make it happen.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: Have y'all ever been like pulled over in the hot box,
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: like with smoke still coming out?
• 42:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got pulled up.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: I remember before we was like legal was smoking in
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: the valley with the homie Indian Homegirl Pretty, the Colombian
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: Homie Angel, myself the car like.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: The Indian Homegirl was like nitty Indian and the police
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: pull up and.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: We're smoking on my birthday actually, and we're like, oh,
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: ship roll down the window, smoke comes out, and immediately
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: he looks at me.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: He was like, are you in a gang? In the
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Bloods or the crips.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: He looks at the Homie Angel, he was like you
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: ms thirteen and he looks at it pretty.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: He was like you it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: It was like are you a terrorist?
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Literally asked her if she was a terrorist.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Bro. This was me.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: I was like, you know what, this shit is crazy.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Back in the day they was, they was like destroy
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: your bong and ship. Yeah, wouldn't get like crazy in trouble,
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: but they'll take all your weed and step on your
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: bo Yeah.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: That's like a beating of a joke, a fucking that
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: master thirteen blood.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: And you think we all got together and the car
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: started in.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: The car.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: And what did they do? They just made you they
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: step on your weed. Yeah, they just took our weed.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I live right here, and then
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: you know, they're like, all right whatever, But yeah, they
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: just basically fucked up the high.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: You know, a couple of times I've picked up weed
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: and then got pulled over right away and they find
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: the way.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: Seen the training day when he just waited for that too,
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: he was like.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: You know whatever, it was in the process of me
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: grabbing the weed and going back to where I'm going,
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: I got pulled over. They find the weed and then
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: they make you step on it, throw it in the grass,
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: and you're like, man, I just bought ship and they
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: have to spin around. Yeah, before it was legal, like
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: before before it was, before it was even there's a
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: period where they didn't give a fuck. But there was
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: a period before that where they gave a little bit
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: of a fuck, right right right, right, right right right.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: That's how it was.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: I needed to break them down a bit. Yeah, that
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: was the worst because you just spent all the money
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: you had on weed and you're like, fuck, that'll buy
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: another fuck.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: You know, it was fucked up that you don't hear
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: the cops giving that kind of fucking bitch ass fucking
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: talk to any.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Other drug addicts they catch. Now, Bro, I remember before
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: you can try to mess up your life. Yeah, this
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: this is because that's what this is gonna do.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Like put that spoonful of heroin down the fucking sewer.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, dog Like, But I was like, I don't
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: see these fools given this kind of guilty ass speech
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: to these fucking pieces of ship out here.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: You think you can talk to the zombies over there
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: that fucking you.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Really think I was gonna listen? Like, Bro, I had
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: a whole fucking kid in my car.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Bro, I was like, what the fuck? I'm already too deep.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I got a bong in here, there's four heads we
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: gotta zip. Bro, it's too late for this speech. Where
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: the fuck were you in elementary school?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Dog Like, You're gonna hate me for this because I
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: don't know about you know, I've been here for like
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: two three years already. What the fuck is MacArthur Park
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: because they raided that ship right, like, So was that
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: worse for sure?
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Alvarado. That's like heading towards like the hospital district here
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: and then to.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: The left close it is close, okay, like a hop skipper.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go there. So the fucking so
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: is it true that the fucking uh crackheads are going
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: to be feeding right now? The dude was a lot
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: of metalway in funerals.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: There was there was a there was a guy doing
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: a report this morning there and he was like, it
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: looks like it's back to normal over here.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Like they always do sweeps like that.
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: And it's just a way to kind of disturb the homeless,
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: houseless and the drug addicts over there, just kind of
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: disturbing for a minute.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sweeps them. Some of them go to jail,
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: some of them get displaced, But in two to three
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: hours or the next day, it's just the same, bro.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: And really, where is that ship coming from? That's a
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: deeper question. You think them niggas is making Fentonol.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: They ain't got the China and Canada coming from China
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: getting made in Mexico.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: And they're probably green light and I'm sure they're probably
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: turning the blind eye. They're probably turning the blind light
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: eye to it even coming into here.
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's made everywhere.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, i mean at this point, it's like it's
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: mostly the ingredients, bro like because because best believe, once
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: they got tired of importing it from China. You don't
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: think that a couple of little hats flew these Chinese
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: foods to Mexico and they were like, hey, guess what,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: let me introduced into my Mexican homies and you.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Show them for the right price. That's how all that
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: ship happens. Dog.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: There's like there's a lot, there's a whole big theory
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: with that whole Mexico thing, where like a lot of this,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: a lot of this crazy ship like you know these uh,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: these like tactics how people are like, oh, that's brutally
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: cartel ship.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: All that ship was taught to them by the IDF.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Dog and yeah, like that, all the all that ship
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: was IDF tactics that they would do fucking uh what
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: is the enemy soldiers and ship people they would fucking
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: catch And then they tought all these motherfuckers out there
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: how to do it, and now they got your like
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: you're dismembering bodies in the way that like a like
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: a military person would.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: Who's teaching you this ship? That's wow?
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Bro, I believe it.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: You go up high enough, it's like somebody was contracted
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: to do this.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro to go just be like, hey, bro, this
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: is your land. You got these ten acres. Cool, bring
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: all your troops. We're gonna train them until motherfuckers is
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: done cutting up people. Like, Bro, how you don't become
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: a good butcher by like not cutting meat?
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: You know, like it just how do you learn how
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: to liquid their bodies? Bro?
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: You think fucking these mother motherfuckers just learning and be like, well,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: we got to mix all the chemicals.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: See what happens? Like nah, bro, somebody teaches you that ship.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: That is wild.
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: Groups.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: That's what That's what all those biggest countries do. That's
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: what Israel and America does. They that America did that
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: with Osama.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they told that food, they trained him, They flew
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: that foo out.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: In his family. They're gonna give you the sauce, flip
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: it on you.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, I won't point. I think we're I think
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: we were using isis to go kill some other terrorists
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: because they were worse than iceis.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: That's like hiring the other other gang.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: That is like hiring it.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: You know how crazy it is.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: We were trying to get all Ice and at one
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: point we're giving them guns because because someone's worse than
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: they are, so we're like, okay, let's.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: We'll fight later.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Dog will fight. Yeah, we'll fight later.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, that's literally, that's like that.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: That's like a crib neighborhood beefing able a blood neighborhood
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: and or like the blod neighborhood beef in with a
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: crip neighborhood and then.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Just like fuck, we can't attack them directly.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Is a peace treaty that set up the hoovers real quick.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: They fuck go and slide bro and they fucking because
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: you know all that hood politics shit. And then it's
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: like bam, you got one whole thing who's hired in.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: They don't know, they think it's some other ship, you
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: know what I mean. That's that's that's crazy, how all
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: that politics And what's.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: Crazy in this world is that you can hire militaries.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: You can go buy a mercenary group of people and
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: have your own little military to go do whatever you
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: want them to do. Anyone, there's mercenaries out there. There's
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: like people who are retired soldiers who are just contract Really, yeah.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: You can hire, we can hire a own mercenary. Yeah,
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: so people, Okay, first of all.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Is it illegal? No, of course not.
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know that part.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: But there's literally, I mean there's there's warlords.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: Who are literally hiring armies.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean, they buy the armies because
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: they just get paid the contract.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: I thought the weapons and shipped like that, but like
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: the whole army.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Dog you got like twenty guys or whatever, you know,
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: a little mercenary crew to go carry out something that
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: you need and whatever.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Seek it's some tops, is that?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: What the car? Is? That?
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: What cartel?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: Fools? Do?
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: They hire all these fools. Of course everyone's getting paid,
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. But like, are these all these
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: fools mercenaries like you? I wouldn't say. If they're from
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: the town, then I don't know. I would be the
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: most expensive ones, huh, Like the fools.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: That they came out sniper or some ship.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Is like, hey, if you got to pay this mercenary,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I could see that happening, like back in the days
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: when you really had like an army of soldiers, like
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: literally army, and you're like you're a king. You tell
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: another king like, hey, I'm about to go to walk
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: and I buy a couple of your soldiers, because when
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: they're your soldiers, they're pretty much're.
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: You're buying like kind of slaves.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a whole different.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: But now these guys are like, okay, yeah, you know,
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: one hundred and twenty thousand dollars a week and then
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: you'll have me for six months.
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Any beef you get into.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or you just tell us what to do down here,
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: we'll fucking especially if you get good at doing something
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: like that somebody looks at you around and then getting
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: Mali whopped.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Damn, that's so crazy. Power ship dog, what the fuck?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Technically, because there's a lot of people in this cartell.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: So it's a bodyguard, a mercenary. It was a bodyguard.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: I merchant, I think low key because you could beat somebody.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Ralph Rammins is not a fucking He's not.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: A bodyguard, bro. Yeah yeah you can't.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: He's not a bodyguard, bro. He's a security guard.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: But like I'm talking about like a bodyguard, bro, Like
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: I hire like a fucking one of these motherfuckers that
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: works at l A cush one of them some moan
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: fucking uh security guards And let's just say, I like,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: you get that motherfucker he could beat somebody to death.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know, bro, because I saw some of the.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Bitch I think a mercenary, though it is more like
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: they're clean.
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: They're clean with their killed like the security guard at
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: the wee shop.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: You just gonna choke them.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: He's gonna kill you like an eight.
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like a mercenary is gonna be swift, like I
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: got bit by a mosquito.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Like I don't even think Donald Trump's bodyguards classify as mercenary.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: They're not slicking off like their bodyguards. They're legiti bodyguard
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: someone down food, like not mersing there. Like there's not John.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Wick the security for the president. You gotta catch a
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: bullet the security for the president.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Though it's probably like you gotta look at it, like
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: remember that movie Johnny Cage could do it. He'll turn
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: into like six fools, Like that's how it is. The
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: two fools are just like the ponds. Dog, there's like
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: sucking four fools that are watching those fools backs and
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: then two other fools watching those fools back.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Dog almost got killed three times. They suck still alive
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: because because one guy was off by like an inch,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: you'll get deported. No, I want him to die. I'm
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: just saying they security needs to fucking get better. They
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: needed some John Wick.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: I think it's all set up, man. I think it
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: just adds to the movie. It looks good for him
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: every time.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Every time somebody is like released the file holes shot off,
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: gun shot out. They tried to get me again when
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: you made that fist right.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: He lifts his fist up right this time he didn't
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: do that. Ship but they didn't get near him. More
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: reason to stand up, like go get him.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Hey food, but that for the way, I mean, like
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: your way that food ran in there? How come nobody
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: else saw this food? Where did he come from?
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: You know, like you started running to get into this
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: building like for You're gotten pretty quick though, right, yeah
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: that food? Tackle?
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Where was he trying to run to to take a
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: hit from.
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: I just start shooting.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: It looked very if somebody tackled you like that, your
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: back's done right now. Yeah, like somebody until like a
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: healed shout out doctor, somebody gave you a fucking fucking
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: secret Service tackle.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: You're split, You're splitting half. You're like you're doing.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: The f the f fucking uh what is it?
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Bend over?
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Pretty much turning into the letter A if you if
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: you get tackled by secret Service style, damn man, that's wow.
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: We gonna miss Spirit bro, Spirit lines miss him.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Real shout out flight.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know how many makes You're not gonna be
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: going on the road anymore?
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: Bro, Yeah, Bro, I'm campaigning right now. Help me get
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: on the road because.
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: The prices of airlines all went up ever since Spirit.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the fucking fuel that goes in there rechoirs to
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: come through the hormone ship.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: I'm not like, I'm not like fucking hormos.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not like he's on Zone one's fucking first class.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: He wants to take a nap, Dude, I'm just.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Who does it? You know?
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: You know what Spirit could have did to save like
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: their company, just take the seats out, just like the
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: people stand up like a yeah, like a bus not cheaper,
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: just paid a stand eleven dollars.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Well, you're taking off. Everybody's gonna be like the super
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Year BA Superman, right.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they played music so you can stand's.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Gonna start bringing the little fucking you know that, the
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: little the little chairs that yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Chairs.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: I would, I would bust out one of those. All
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: your luggage got to be a backpack. You can't bring
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: no luggage. Everybody gotta wear a pack.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I'm for I think that shit sucks. I used some
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: You don't need a fucking you need to, I mean,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: because they do suck. You couldn't lean back, you didn't
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: pick your seat. It was horridle you got the big package.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: But there was something during.
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: COVID just bitch over that ship that Spirit Airlines sold
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: buzz balls.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: Dog.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah see they sold buzzballs, cup of noodles like they
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: sold like that ship was ghetto airlines. Dog, that ship
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: that all you needed was like a Vietnamese donut shop
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: up in that bach.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Just fucking everything. You get some backwoods, you're fucking. That's
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: where all the video fight videos came from.
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: They came from Spirit.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: Most of them are just the airline.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Airport spirits to Vegas is wild.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: So there and on the way back, everyone's late everyone's happy.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: That was the way to Vegas. That was a move
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes. There's no fucking reason to drive four hours
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes, especially from Burbank.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: I was the move because Lax is a bitch.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Bro, forty five dollars flight forty five dollars.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You don't need you don't need
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: luxury for forty You literally lean back, you can stand up.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: You're not here for the flight, bro.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're on the way to Vegas. Money in Vegas.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: You need an IV. I need to IV more than
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I need to sit down and lean back.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: But that's your vibe on the way there. On that
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: way back, you're like, this fucking chair doesn't.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: Lean back, sitting about a ninety degree angle and ship
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: all hungover. Nah, that should be the name of the service,
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: Like you want to get there or not?
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Dog. Sometimes sometimes it be like are you flexing on
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: the fucking chat room?
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Somebody somebody talks shit talk about It's like he's on
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: his credit cards, like Stoff.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: I was like, first of all, my credit has come
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: a long way, all right, dog. I was like, don't
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: make me put my number in there again.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: I just had to pay. You know how, you got
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: month no interest, okay, and this is the twelfth month,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: so I paid it off. But it was a live
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: I heard you know what I mean, you have a
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: fucking fouls like. That's what I get for fucking doing that,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: waiting twelve months to pay this bitch off.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know that the dude, I wish now, bro Like, honestly,
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: like with look, I can't wait.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: You can't fucking get the interest. That's what you just
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: can't look, bro Like.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: If you're young out there, you're still under your thirty
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: under thirties, you gotta focus on the right thing, dog Like,
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: straight up, I have like I have a couple of
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: young homies and younger people, and I'm just like, I've
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: been there, dog Like. Sometimes you feel empty because you
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: don't have the things that you really want.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: But you gotta do the footwork in your twenties. Dog.
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: Don't wait till you get to your thirties to start
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: doing that footwork.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Dog because your life should get easier as the older
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: you get.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Dogs, So the footwork has to be done when you're young.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: So if you're out there and you're wondering, you're like, man,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: I really got to go after some pussy. I really
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: gotta go out there and go party. Like, Nah, if
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: we go out there and make some fucking dog when
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: your fucking twenties, dog, get your fucking paper up and
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: then start chasing a dream in your thirties, because it's
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: gonna be a lot easier to chase it after you
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: put in all their work in your twenties.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying you don't have fun, but my wrong
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: eggs right, that's real spill.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I hate Gary people.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, yeah, true, Like you still got a lot
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: of work to put in. Bro, you've been in your thirties.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying, I'm not saying the work stops being
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: put in, but it becomes so regular that it's just
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: like you're clocking in.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: That mentality is there in your thirties and shit opens up. Dog.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: But I'll tell you, when you're in your twenties, dog,
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: you kind of want all.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: The wrong shit, and you kind of do all the
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: wrong shit because you want to experience it. You think
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: that's what this was right, But it doesn't take a
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: long time for you to figure out that that ain't it.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: That's part of growing up.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: Some people gotta go through that, you know, but it
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: it's gonna whatever you want life is gonna take time.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: So you might as well put that time in early.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, put that time in early, dog, put them hours
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: in early, because like doing it in your thirties, yeah,
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: fucking it takes a little bit longer, but it would
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: be a lot worse if you did it in your forties.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: And then if you didn't do it in your forties
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: and you did it in your fifties, just sucks. Dog.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: I think it is really, you can do it at
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: any time. Really, I think it just takes focus and
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: not having consistency and not.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Not having any resistance.
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: Sometimes you might tell somebody something like you have an
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: idea or a dream and they'd be like, nah, I
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: don't think you can do that. So now they just
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: inner resistance in your shit, and it's like, no, you
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: need to have focus to where you can move in
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: your ideas without anybody or anything to tearing you from
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: what you believe that you can accomplish. Because that's the
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: truth of the matter, is like you can do anything
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: you want to do, whether you're thirty. We hear those
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: success stories of people fifty sixty seventy doing something that
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: they've never done or they always wanted to do in
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: their life, and the shit takes off. I think the
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: difference between people who are making shit happen that they
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: want to make happen and the people who haven't made
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: it happen yet are the people who move with at
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: least amount of resistance and their ideas and their belief
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: and their faith because they're not letting other things or
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: other validation or other like green light let them slow
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: them down. They're just like, no, this is what it is.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: And when you have that belief, things will materialize for you. Bro,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: things will materialize for you. Around the corner likes there's
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: always You're always you know, you got it bro.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: At the grocery store, ship you make it happen?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he tell them about that show? Is it? People
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: can go?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: No, please, if you guys are in the LA area.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: I got two shows this weekend. Friday.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: I'm doing a show here in downtown at the Besties
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Vegan grocery store.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: So I'm vegan.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, vegan. Yeah, that's the wave, thank you, that's the wave.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: I've been doing shows at vegan restaurants and animal sanctuaries
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: so I've been traveling, I've been putting the shows together,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: and I've teamed up with besties. It's a grocery store
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: here at the Row in downtown seven six seven Alameda.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: That's gonna be at seven o'clock. We got free burgers
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: and free beer. Pull up like veggie bers. Yeah, veggie
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: burgers from mister Charlie's also do show.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was gonna say, like, that's that, that's a
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: veggie burger. I will eat. Yeah, mister Charlie's like McDonald's.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sponsor all shipka.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: This forgot me with that one because he knows I
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: don't like vegan ship and he was like, I don't
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: like you know.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: He's just one, bro, And I was like, what is this?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: And I got the spots for you.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Charlie is. Yeah.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: The only time I've had good vegan food and I'm
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: not gonna I'm not I'm not gonna lie is when
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: I've been in Filippe Spars's house, Bro, Felipe Spars is
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: hella vegan.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah with him, No, I got the spots to man,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna pull up. Yeah please.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: He's like the fat food that had to stop eating
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: bad fat non vegan ship and then now he just
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: eats like fat vegan ship. Yeah yeah, bro, Like I'm
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: just like, yo, I'm like this, like he's locking.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: And egg rolls. I'm like, what the fun?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Ye yo? But but in Philippe's defense, every vegan company
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: wants Philippa to try his ship dog When I was of.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: Course, of course you pull up in the town and
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: you got eight restaurants, like, hey, you want to try
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: this ship.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: He's gonna lovers.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: You're gonna eat that, You're gonna eat vegan meat, lover's peaks.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: I haven't been in this time before. I want to
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: see what this ship is. Like.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: He gets straight at yeah, but that's dope that you
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: do the animal sanctuaries thing, thank you, thank you. You
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: have like any kind of like animal like I mean
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: these are like domestic animals you're talking about, like like
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: forums and ship their.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: Farms like goats and like ducks, And.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: I thought I thought you was like saving domestic animals too.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: I was like, well, I have done shows like I
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: just did a show last two days ago and Vista
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: was for like a pet adoption, like a shelter ship
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: like that. So I do domestic but most of the
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: shows that I go on tour with are like either
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: at restaurants or at animal sanctuaries, and.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: It's like the cows are there and ship cows are there.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: I've done shows and barns like I've done shows right
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: there with the animals.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: Well we're about to. I haven't done it on the
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: haystack yet, but we about to. So every farm in
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: every century set up.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they're super fun.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: So at e DC, there's gonna be this thing called
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: goat yoga. See you're gonna be doing yoga. Well, they
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: got baby goats.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: Crawling on your back.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: On your back, Bro, I'm supposed to talk about seven
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: I'm probably not because I am gonna be like, no,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: it's free, you just have to. But it's fucking goat yoga.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: And that's just I cannot wait on you. I cannot
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: wait till we get the message.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: He was like, I was gonna go to the goat
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: yoga and this ship was a fucking twenty.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Hour way a long wait, bro, people want it.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Bro, your video? Why would you want a pack?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: It's so not you. I saw it last year.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: No, No, I'm not doing it. But because there's two
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: there's not enough. There's too many people. You don't even like.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: Yoa so many people you're like doing your yoga without
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 5: the goat.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: You're like, come over here, come crawl on my back.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: I'mmost I'm gonna I'm gonna do a little block so
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: you'll see people literally like hot chicks and like.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all. It is, just a bunch of batties.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: I want your yoga, some goats on the back, badies.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: If you wanted a goat on your back, you should
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: have caught.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: A lot of baddies into best reality. Yeah that's what
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: that is.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, that's a good one.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dog, I don't know about that.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Dog Like, if you were gonna do it, it would just
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: be so out of your character because I'm not. Like
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: when I went to Japan and started playing with the
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: baby otters. That so me you know, fucking love ship
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: You're doing so much like that. Yeah, I know that.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: For years when he was eating French fries the whole time.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: It was probably when he was it was probably when
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: he was hiking during the hiking years.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: Trippy sometimes reminds me of that big ass iron on
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: the fucking can of the.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Green yeah, jolly green giant. Yeah yeah, you know the
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: green Yeah yeah, the peas, the green peas. Yeah yeah,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: yeah like that. Sometimes Trippy reminds me of that food.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Dog would be like that.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: You think Nady's down there crying because back back is
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: hurting a little.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Funny, Bro, I know he's the word.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: You know what's crazy? How he got it trying to
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: dead lips?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: No, no the first time. Yeah, now he doesn't know.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: He just thinks he got it. I don't know how
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I think he got it this time.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're like, you're like a horse with a broken leg.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: It's all over, dog. I was just playing that.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: I shoot him, bring him outside, take him to the sanctuary.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: I've seen that happen.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: You gotta get wheelchair axes up here.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Now what are you guys gonna do with the horses?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: I kill it?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I was like, why I thought
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: he was pristine. I thought he was your top horse.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: He's like, Bro, he broke his leg. They don't know
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: how to recover. The second you the second you cast it,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: and the second year has any type of strength. He's
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: gonna try to run and there it goes breaking again.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Now I gotta drop another twenty k's pull it to
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: the head.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, turn that ship to glue.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's that's the wild that happened to animal.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: That's a wild assessment. So that's a wild like connection
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: to be like, oh damn, this animal can't run or
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: be the animal that I wanted to be.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: What else can we do?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: No, it's not that.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah you went to glue. He can't live, so
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: we're gonna turn him into glue.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: Damn? What type of cold bloody ship is that?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I can't tell the glue horse why there's a little
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: like uh horse cow for the glue for Almorres group.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Can we look that up? Do horses?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Do they actually use horses? I don't think they do
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: it anymore.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: That's liked the same thing with the misconception of like
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: gummy bearers and ship like that.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: But misconception of people think.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: Like hooves of the cartledge or some shirt.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: You don't deserve your page.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: And it says historically horses were used to make glue
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: because their hooves, bones, and high rich collagen, which acts
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: as a strong binding agent, while horse by products were
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: rendered for glue and other products. This is rarely done rarely,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: which means they basically took their feet in their hair
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: and their bones and their bones.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: People, we can use these thing is like, how do
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: you find that.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: That's freaky ship?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: That's freaky ship because they probably tried a fucking dog first,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: not ship glue.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: You know they ate it.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: You know they ate it at first, you know they
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: ate it like.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Not happy that we're not those people.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: No, that's some freaky ship.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: To'd be like, man, we're gonna we're gonna figure out first.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: That was the homiek probably like Chinese research, bro, because
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: who the fuck does like be testing everything, you.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Know, like Nazis do it with.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna say.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like either Chinese motherfuckers or like quote
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: unquote like Nazi motherfucking research because Chinese motherfuckers are Asian
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: motherfuckers are the only ones to be like, hey, if
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: it's in the ocean, we'll eat it if it's but
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: if we're not and if it's not edible, we're gonna
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: make something out of It's like it's just literally, bro,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: their dynasties, Bro, they fucking have been around.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: They're just like, yeah, He's like, we try wuhan is
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: for the people.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: We've tried five million recipes with horses.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: We know every way to chop up a horse. You
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: can do that. If you got that many people people
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: I think about it, bro, Like you know how many
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: times they got to try till they got fried rice done?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, Bro, it was just
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: eating rice bro a long time.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: It's like Addam Sauce adding something one day oil and
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: fried that ship up the game.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: That's you know what I mean, Bro? I like.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: How you rice was a game changer for them.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: They created gunpowder and you want to go with fried rice?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: Is that here? They created gunpowder.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Ship that also fry the rice.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: They created the Great Wall, you know, the Great Wall
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: much better than they never finished it.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: They fucked right, So the Great Wall, Yeah, they saw
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: apparently the Great Wall was there before that.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: Trump doesn't hire Chinese people to build the wall that
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: he wants.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: They saw a playing they stopped building the wall, Like
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? After they saw a plane? You can't
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: pointless now wall pointless.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: But the wall, but you know the walls facing them right,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: like keeping them that's not that smart though, Like keeping
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: them out of whatever is on the other side of
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Like, that's not that smart.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: How come Trump never thought about hiring like Chinese companies
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: to hire like the to build the wall.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: Because you know we just talked. Because the wall was
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: someone put it there to keep the Chinese in.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: The Chinese hired Mexicans.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: The Chinese hired see that is that's so the man
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: dog that is, everybody just hires them.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: It's like it's work we don't want to do. At
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: least we're getting paid. Dog, you could be a slave.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: Half the price. That's why it's there.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: Try to build a wall against it.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: Was the last time you hire somebody from home people?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: You ever hired somebody from people?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: No, I'm no, No, Maria, only been your year and
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: a half and I start a podcast.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Dog, you just getting somebody different, home deeper, and that's
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: dog shows.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: Just be like, yo, who wasn't just need one guy
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: that you don't tell the whole podcast.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: No, I don't Lieing's gonna get deported.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: But he shows. He's You're like if if you can't communicate,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: he she shows you one of his skill base.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: He's just like today we're gonna learn how to do
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: tile with I'm on over here, you know.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: What the die out?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: You bullshiting, But that's a good idea. Crazy, No, you go.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: To work with you just like like hey, what do
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: you specialize and be like hey, I'm a painter and
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: be like what today, you're like an apprentice.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: I'll double your salary today if you let me just
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: let me follow you around and you teach me what
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: the fuck you doing?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: That'd because that'd be dope. That would be dope. That
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: might be a spin off series.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: People.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: People are gonna start knowing you. They're gonna start they
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: start blowing up because you put them get it requested.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: That's kind of like I do it yourself, bro, like
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: today but like hey man, my dad was never there,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: so today I'm gonna teach me.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, follow prepared this.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I'll follow this guy on Instagram that bought a car
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: and he's like, we're gonna soup this up. D y,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: I've never had a dad. So he's starting to swoop
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: up this car like out of turbos and all this
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: ship like literally like make it from a shitty car
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: to a nice car. But it got me where it starts,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: and it's it's literally doing this because I've never had
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: a dad, and he's literally doing everything and he don't
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: know jack ship.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: There's a channel for I saw this ship, and like
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: there's like a it's like I forget this fool's name ful,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: but there's like this it's like this one black food
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: follow he like he reacts to all these TikTok videos.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: They're kind of like crazy conspiracy.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: And then there's a channel where like some there's a
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: AI has been programmed to teach foods like how to
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: do stuff like that. Don't they don't have dads because
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: like like literally will be like fuck, I don't know
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: how to change the tire. That ship will fucking will
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: create a video and it'll fucking show you that I'm
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: personalize it to you step by step based on the
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: car you want. So it's just like for like all
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: this ship that you did it because I guess there's
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: a lot of motherfuckers.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: They really don't know how to do shit.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: That's the only thing I don't do off of YouTube.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: How many ship?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: How many dads you think are just like leaving as
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: much as like the nineties dads left back there.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: Before, probably just as much.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: Like just dipping, like like cardon going off.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, but you really can't because you can't if
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: you're trying to bam Mama has your Instagram. You got
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: to leave your Instagram, your face.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: How about your social dumb ass.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying back then, you back then, you
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: really left and they didn't know where you were when
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: you when you went to go get milk or cigarettes,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: you didn't come back. They really didn't know where you were.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: You can't do that anymore.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: That's what you're at. It depends if you actually give up.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: Forty three he walked, They got photos and every step
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: of your way.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Get milk, and that's just gone, bro.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: And here he is with another bad Bitchxaber.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Would get caught up in the most stupid way, would
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: be using like his ches, his ex bitches, fucking Sephora points.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: And then it's like bamu at the Westfield, He's at
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: the Bemly Center. Right now, let's go like a new Cheaters.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: They make a whole documentary about how I I almost
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: got away, but I had to use my exes.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Fucking that's the thing, man like fucking look man like,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: if if you bitches out there, if you damn if
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: you at the Highness, not the wonder what the bitches.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Right out the gaches out right out the gate, your support, your.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Points, dudes, is gonna use him a right if you like.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is, if you don't plan to stay
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: with this fool for a while, don't let that food
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: get your Sephora ca. I know that's I know that's
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: a fucking revenge tactic as a motherfucker. Like I've seen
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: that ship happened end, I've seen it in the store.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: I've seen foods brag about it. They'll use up your points,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: use especially you know what, four thousand points, get some
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: freaking get some Colonne out of that ship because they
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: so Guy Colone there too.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: Come up by the fellas too.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: So do do with that what you may information, either
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: use it or don't use it.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: But I know Xavier for sure does.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: It, or he has before my petty like that, I
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: actually want to come with umber. It's done, bro busy
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: trying to bone another bitch. That bitch is done, is
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: done that If that puss he's gone, he's going, he's gone.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: It's gone on the new one.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: But was the type of kid that like if his
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: pair right away, he didn't even look for it.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: He was like, well, no, one just got Chad.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: You didn't even watch the last one you had, man,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: that's why she's going.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Uh, I'm the only boy that is the last child.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you not speak English?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Like I'm not the last child.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: I'm not.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm the only boy.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: You were with their last child?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: No, he said, he's they got got Oh, your sister's
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: not older than you.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: I have older and the younger. I'm in the middle.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 6: You're a middle child.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but wait, there's another kid.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: The middle child is there's always two of them, the
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: middle college, the middle.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: How come we've never heard about this miss She's not
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: I've had a half sister for forever. Is she in Mexico?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: She's here in the States.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, so you're you're the youngest to your mom.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Oldest of my mom my dad.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: I'm in the middle oldest to your mom.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Oh that has a half half a kid.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 6: You're not the youngest for anybody.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: No, damn, this is news to us now. You know
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: you for years posted on okay people in the chat
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: room my Instagram.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, with your two sis. I didn't know that
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: other girl was your sister. I just assumed like, I
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: don't know, that's like your dad's other family.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: I have.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did post them from texts pust some gay
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: ass video talking.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: About oh I'm so happy to see my sisters. But
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: I just I just know I looked at the one
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: that just that.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: Kind of looks like him, like, and I was like, Okay,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: that's the one I associated his sister.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know who. I just bypassed the other girl.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: I was like, who the fuck is that?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle. I didn't fucking know that.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: Dog. Hey, if you sign up for the Patreon right now,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: X is gonna post there's.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: The other one married photo the other one. The other
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: one married lord.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: No, the other one married a hunter. Hunter from tax
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: His job as a hunter, he hunt, so he uh,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: white people pay him for him to take them on
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: like hunt.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: He's a bounty hunter.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty bad ass. Yeah people. Yeah, white people
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: pay him like two or three racks to like take
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: them in the middle of the woods, so they guarantee
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: them a hunt. He's guarantee you a deer basically basically
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: guaranteed money because if you go out there by yourself, yeah,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: you don't know where the fuck the deer will you are.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: He'll be like, yeah, come here, come do this, and
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: then those I mean, if you can't fucking hit it,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: that's your fault. But he pretty much set you up
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: for a shot type of thing. It's pretty bad. Damn,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: it's pretty bad. Do they know you podcast? Yeah?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: Do you feeling if when you like, you're like, damn,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: bro right, Like You're just like this is over here
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: killing ship.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: But I'm also here smoking we I love this ship too.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: That sounds cool for like the first two weeks, but
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: then you're like, what does he think about the woods?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Bro by yourself?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: What does he think about your driving a raptor what
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: a waste? He's like, might as well have a purse exaber.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, he was like he's not a welcome texts.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 6: You have brothers and sisters?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: I do. I got two older brothers and older sister,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: younger sister.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: They got like professional jobs and ship they got They
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: got like regular professional jobs.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: My older sister is a chiropractor. My older brother he
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: has a gold company that he does. One of my
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: brother works at a bar gold yeah, like he does
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: in like trading gold.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. He lives out in Calabasas. He's
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: doing pretty well. Gold is good and then good. My
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: younger sister is a nurse. I'm known the one that
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: is doing some up ship.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: I said, I'm out here.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: Trying to tell jokes, and if these jokes don't work,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: I'm running for office next year, y'all come vote.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: One of those things where you look at you look
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: at some of your family just like, damn, you actually
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: out here changing the world and ship like not necessarily
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: or you gotta here just contributed to.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: The economy doing real ship, doing real ship. We do
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: we do different We bring impact by different.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: Ways, different ways.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you said, bro, I've gotten in thousands of messages. No no, no, no,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: no nods.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: I know it's hundreds, but you're telling me inferior some way,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: or you where you like you know, like like you
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: like for example, you're like your brother in laws. You're
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: just like yeah, like you know what, they probably have
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: four o one cases and ship.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: Doing real ship.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: You got a good I R a account and ship
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: like health and ship.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 3: I have no case, Like bitch, I got medicare or
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: fucking cow care. Whatever the fun they got out here.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we got a lot of messages. I like,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: we got a lot of messages saying I've been going
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: through some hard times and listen to we don't smoke
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: the same dog you guys make you I didn't blow
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: my brain.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: That's my healthcare is people telling me how good I
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: made them feel.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: Cool lives because we do cool, interesting things.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: I'm not like, I'm not discrediting what we do, nonetheless,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: but like, okay, I'm pretty sure, Like how many simies
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: do you have?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: Niddy?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: I got to an older brother, older sister, and.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: They like do like successful ship Like yeah, they're both
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: like like, my brother is head of a tech company.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 6: Now he's like in finance. He runs a company.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: Said that with an accident. You heard him, tech.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: Company in the county runs a company.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: My sister, she lives in Singapore. She does fashion. Her
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: husband as an archaeologist.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, and first of all married to Jurassic Park.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 6: Over here, some white guy literally digs up ship.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: Doctor Grant apparently.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, alright, so so dogs and nonetheless Jones, Yeah, Indian
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: jokes not say you feel you feel like you know
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: you feel, but you're just the only one that's fucking
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: like like sometimes you feel like that.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: Makes the right Yeah, of course.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm in no position to be anywhere near
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 4: buying a house, you know what I mean. Yeah, I
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: can't be having a kid right now. Would fuck up
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: my life.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: You know. And you're back, yeah, just pushing it out.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think you can funk right now. So you're good.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: You find a way.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 6: My hips, My hips are hips are good.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: Somebody's gonna have to push.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: Them because even on work, that's pressure on your lower back.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: Like I've in positions all right, now start pushing me.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: How Mormons be fucking?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: I heard about that ship ship they soaked, so essentially
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: they don't it's like illegal for them to fuck before
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 5: they're married, so essentially, yeah, the dude just puts it in.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: Somebody else jumps on the bed so assimilates, so they basically.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 6: That's the version of a threesome.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: That's it's crazy enough to create, to create the motion.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: At that point, I think.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: I need to come.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: You got that nice ass mattress that doesn't move when
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: someone jumps on it.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: If I was Mormon, dog.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: I'm breaking that roll. Dog fucking I'm sure they.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: Break the rule all the time, but get more men.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: You know, once you hit them with the honey pack,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: be like, you don't need the watcher no more.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: Dog, it's just gonna be like, we canna break the rules.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: Mormons don't have washers. You ever had women are the watchers.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: I've ever tried a honey pack?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 6: I haven't. I don't need one, you know.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying. I would have this. We got sponsored
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: with blue Chooses, who came around to give it to
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: everybody nobody needed them, was like, yo.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: You didn't answer the question that have I tried a
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: honey pack?
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: He didn't ask you, do you need it?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: Like I know, like Bill Clinton, I did not have
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: sexual relationship, so.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 6: I don't need it.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: I have not was fucking needed. But it was one
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: of those things.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: Man, you got to drop that honey packed dick off
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: on these hose. The honey pack dick is different. I
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: let them know about the honey pack, let them know,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: you tell stories.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: It comes pretty close to bluetoo dog like it's something dog.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: Study shows that pre marital sex amongst members of the
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: Church of Jesus Christ Latter day Saints showing varied results,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: but data indicate that roughly fifty eight to sixty percent
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: of LDS woman report having had sex before marriage, figure
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: that has increased over time despite strong church emphasis on abstinence.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: It's kind of hard not to ask people to fuck.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: Of course, that's that every human wants to do.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: Latter dayn't say churches are nice, though, they got a
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: lot of fucking property. Yeah, there's one right here by
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: the Bank of America on Woolsher Like I've already noticed.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: Yesterday. I was like, this is a Saturday Saint church.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: What makes it a Latter Day Saint? It says it
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: right there, But like what it makes LDS like you
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: have to be Mormon to be one?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: I think it's I mean, yeah, you become that's their church.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: That's when I was in Idaho, when I was in Boise,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 5: it was a bunch of LDS Latter Day Saints out there,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: Mormon people out there.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's and.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: You know what's crazy Mormon people dog Like you see,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: like I think in Utah, motherfuckers drink soda.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: I always want to go to Utah just to go
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: out and as high and hungry and film h of
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: log out there. It's the only place where they have
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: like soda bars.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: Oh, different flavors of soda.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: Dog now, because I guess alcohol is not allowed where
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: you know where they're from or whatever, or it's they
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: have to go to the next town and they people
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: got to drink something.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: So dog.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: They have like all these places where they invent like
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: so many crazy flavors and it's like ship you ain't
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: never heard of. They make these crazy floats, stuff that's
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: not good for you at all. But I saw this
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: video on it that it's it's the most addicted place
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: in America.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: Go the soda.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: Really they're drinking like big ass gulps, Like I'm kind
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: of crazy.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Ship.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: These foods are just squirting different ship into it.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: Diabetes.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to have one.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: Try it.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't live there.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: We've all soaked it.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Just stick it in there. But it's not hard.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 4: You've been still still turned it back.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: He turned he brought it back to that ship.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: Coked out, trying to slam it moisture to get you there.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: It's not working, but I'm still slamming it in there somehow.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it's I don't give it a minute.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Pushing what it is, Yeah, just in there, just pushing rope.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing in there.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: But trying to charm the snake back to live.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: You're already tired of eating pussy for twenty minutes. Hurts. Fuck,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: this coke is good. I hate that this coke is
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: is good? Right now? Another bump?
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: Okay, he says, no, it's over.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she says no. Let's let's call it a night.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: How to call it a night?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Dick's not working. You don't want coke anymore? You kind
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: of gotta go home soon.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: Call yourself an uber? Xavier? Was that guy? Call yourself
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: thero an uber?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 6: My phone's not working.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: I tell you later. Never result these homes.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: It's like I'm buying the plant right now. All right,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: let's get it too, some of these suits to some
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: of these.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Oh you stupid getting plus out the hanger.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 6: That's plenty, yeah, theirs.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: First, it's like, why'd you wait till eight months?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: Next? First one?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Remember the super chatters are entered. Somebody's gonna get a
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: pair of tickets to the Olympics.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: That is going down May thirtieth, So make sure you
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: guys get that shortline. Mafia's performing, forty is performing. It's
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: gonna have a lot of great vendors. We're gonna be
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: in the house, so make sure you guys. Uh, if
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: you guys win those tickets, hit up Big Tribute for
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: that and the two other of you guys are gonna win,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: uh two of these magic juices from Cali Magic Farms
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: for If you guys are into uh tripping out like that,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: trust me it is.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: It's something you definitely want. Uh.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: Let's get We've got a super chat or what they
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: say plan.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: See another one above that. Stephen could be a black
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: Panther villain.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Kodak, why are you talking? Ship? I know you
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: eat ravioli at the can. Still you could be a
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: black panther. That was good though this year Kodak, you
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: got me. I'm trying to see I don't know, man,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: is it Michael B?
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: Is Michael B.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: Jordan's the villain in the new one? Kodak in a wheelchair?
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: He talking all that ship?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: Let's first, well, first three super chats.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: Damn this win hard uh Swiss for day.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: Since three super chats, that's three entries, bro, Congratulations, thank
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: you for that.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: Next one comes from e Win.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: Good morning gang, same team, Same team, dog speed Minion
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: and says fuck Ari Shafir, I said it come through something.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: X G.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Because he's probably a Kobe fan and he's mad that
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: he calls Kobe a rapist. He didn't, he didn't fuck
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: up on that. But you guys got choice the comedian, I.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: Say, alr too. I don't know him, but yeah, what
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: you know Kobe?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: This huh you don't know?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: I mean I know him? Okay, you know what happened?
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: He discob Yeah, I'm on the people side. I'm on
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: the people side.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: There they're replacing death threats at his comedy club.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 5: Well, nobody's gonna kill a comedian like that. No one's
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: really gonna try to kill him. But I'm on the
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: I'm on the people side.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: Remember who was it that they took the gun out
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: in the small room at the comedy store or something
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 5: It was a chappelle that was no, that was Slink Johnson. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 5: right Johnson from Black Jesus.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, they tried to bust out a gun. It
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: was like, hey man, calm down. He's like, what you're
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 3: gonna do?
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: And then there was a separate story where Cat Williams
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: put out a gun outside the store too.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a story of William was trying to take
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: a gun at the airport.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: Remember that ship the first time? I'm like, that's crazy.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: Bro, you got beat up by getting grade six.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: Now you could forget that you have a gun in
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: your luggage? How you packed that ship? I mean had
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: a whole weekend you probably.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: I forgot I had a coke sack in the luggage
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: one time. What I'm saying, I was like, I forget
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: that you had it on you?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot about it and then I checked. I
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: was like, yeah, it was like party started.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: This was like bag You never unload your bags at
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: the airport because you don't know if you got one.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: You ever clear your credit.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: Cards before you take a flight? I was like, you
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: ever fucking wiped out all your credit cards? But life
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: wipes because you.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 4: Gotta fight that you're getting selected and they swipe your hands.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh I hate that ship. Bro your heart. You're like, Bro,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: this is fucked up. You gotta select me. You got
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: resin random check.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: You broke down the bud with your hand that day,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: like this shit gots that's when they have a dog
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: walking around.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: You're like, okay, we have you walked through the dogs, Diddy.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: I'm like, were you flying after nine eleven? Yeah?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: But I was also just in grade six at that time.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that he was in Canada, that's different than
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: they didn't bomb Canada.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: But after that happened, that kind of changed everything because
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: even if I have friends who work at the airport,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: now they're not looking for drugs, They're looking for weapons
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 4: and bombs. Have you all the pressure of me because
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: I'm not I know I'm not a terrorist. There's a
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: more likely chance that I have drugs. So the words
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 4: it kind of made me feel easier. I feel I
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: walked freely in air.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been profiled? Like of course, like at
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: the airport? Like I'm talking about giving you a hard time, bro.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: Like you know, Okay, I went to Australia.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: On my way back from Australia, we came to LA
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: that was the me and Danny came and did your pod. Okay,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 4: So when I didn't have my visa at that time
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 4: and I came back. We were in Australia for seven
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: weeks and I had to come to customs. When I
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: got to customs, the guy let me and Danny came together.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: He let Danny through. I'm here for the same reasons
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: as Danny. He looked at me and sent me into
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: his fucking secondary And I was held in there for
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: seven hours, dude. And when I finally got to talk
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 4: to a guy, Yeah, I could text.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 6: I was fine that they were, just like I was
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 6: with all these other immigrants.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: And when I finally got to talk to a guy,
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: I pulled out my passport. He goes, so, why are
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 4: you in here. I'm like, you tell me. He goes,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: You're Canadian and I'm like, yeah, what's the problem. He goes,
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: He didn't know.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 4: There was nothing on the paper. He goes, the guy
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: must have just not liked you. And then he just
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 4: let me go. So they kept me there for that long,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 4: just the way to talk to somebody. When the guy
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 4: talked to me, he had no idea and they let
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: me go.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: Damn, what would you say, like, how would you have
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: gutten kicked out of that room? You think if you
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: started playing porn on your phone in that room.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 4: But then I wouldn't be in the country right now. Fuck,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: I'm on my best behavior. Just wait patiently.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: Hear in the room for the other immigrants, and you
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: just say, hey, I want to get out of here.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: You just start playing port on your phone. I would
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: not make people comfortable this. This guy's watching here.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: Like seven hours your homies when he was.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: One of our friends was picking him up, so he
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 4: grabbed my luggage and then they went and then he
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: came back and.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 6: Picked me up.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: Somebody's just sitting in this in the room with you,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: and all you hear from n idiots like don't masturbate alone.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 3: What you watching over there?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: The funny thing is there was like almost like a
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 4: hundred people in there all everybody just people getting denied
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: at the customs.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: Is there anybody acting up?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean people are getting angry ship, but they
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 4: can't because you know, you're in an airport and you're
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: you're trying to get in the country. So even a
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: little bit of attitude and you're fucking a hundred.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: People, it sounds like process. At twenty hours, somebody some
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: one hundred people in their dog. I was rotating because
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: they're taking people. Somebody asked me to run the fade.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: You run in the fade, no officer, you know, I mean,
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: it was sometimes you don't got a choice.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: It's one hundred people.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: Dog seven hours is a long time dog, Like that
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: happened to me seven hours.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: I gotta run the fade like after that dog.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: Somebody getting hit, They're like, why are you coming here
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 4: seven hours?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: Dog?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: And I gotta fight it on their flight somebody getting hit.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 2: I was just coming in for not a federal wage
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: with somebody.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 6: I was like, I'm.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: Visiting like the longest one time were I remember I
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: was young, like like four or five and went to
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: the hospital like like for my mom and we were Mexican,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: like super Mexican. My mom didn't know English at the time.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: We were little last kids, and we went and same
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: thing kind of happened. They put my mom in this
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: room and like we'll be right here at the airport,
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: No at the hospital, like I said, at the hospital,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: and they said, we'll be right here. We'll be back,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: and they forgot about it. I'm waiting there for three
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: fucking hours, bro. So they finally put someone else and
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: there like who they kind of didn't even know. No
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: one knew that person left like ship ships changed type
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: of ship, Like what the fuck? And they like, why
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: have you been here for three hours? Like we thought
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: you already kind of left for your appointment type of ship,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: and it was just like it was being a dick, yeah,
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: or they didn't do their job and like tell you, like, hey,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: there's someone there. Bro, my mom waited there for three
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: that she's so Mexican.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 3: She was like you remember that. You remember when doctors
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: remember back in the day that like they used to.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: Have well, I mean we were in a life, but
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: like the doctors used to do house call and they
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 2: used to show and show up and everything in like one.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: Bag I had.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: I never had that, but like that's that was like
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: a real fucking thing.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 4: And like then they'll be like people get that ship store.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: They'll be like, oh, let's see what's wrong with him
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: and this show with their bag and then dog, I
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: always wanted to know.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: What was in that bag.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 2: Probably the good stuff, Probably that thing with the because
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 2: they always had they always had something they shot you
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: up with.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: That's the good ship. They always had some ship pain ship. Yeah,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: Like if the home doctors coming to see you.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 5: At your home, you get some good yeah yeah yeah,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 5: because you really you ain't got nothing really else in
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 5: that bag.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: You're only coming with a bag.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 2: I got the whole hospital. Like I used to have
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: a guy like that for my dogs when I used
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: to have dogs.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: Whatever he had in that bag always fixed the problems.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 5: Bro Imagine like if you called the doctor and he
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: put up and all he had was a little that's
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 5: the scope whatever he was just.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: Like give me heroin. Oh yeah, you ain't doing that well, man,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: Like you're right, you are sick.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 4: Can you get a doctor to come if you wear
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 4: a good health insurance?
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: But like is there a number? Like right now? Can
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: you get a doctor? A doctor? Say you got the flu?
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah you could pay, Yeah, he'll come to your house.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: That's a real thing. You could pay. But that's just it.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: Like for example that I was really considering this one.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: It's one insurance that you access to it twenty four
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: hour emergency room.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: But like this ship is like like.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: Boogy dog, you have to have a membership to fucking
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: be there type of shit. Like it's never packed, there's
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: always room there for you, but it's expensive.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: Dogs, it's a lot.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: We want that ship for no I know, But it's
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: like it came with like as a part of a package.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, this is not worth the
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: extra five hundred later. That's what I'm saying, Like everybody,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: but I was, but for a second, I was. You
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: know when you when you kind of want something, you
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: look at the reviews and then you look at the people,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: and then you're just like ah. But then I'm just
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: like obviously now obviously, now I'm like when I got
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: to buy new health insurance. Obviously, now that I've been
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: getting on my fit shit, I'm gonna wait to like
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: maybe like when I gotta change again in like October,
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: go real hard, drop the way, get the physical, and
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: then you get better odds. The healthier you get, get
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: that full blood panel. That's the thing that you can't
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: be a liability because the insurance game is a game,
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: and if you play it right, you win.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: I mean you are.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna win completely, but you know what I'm saying,
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: like you got I don't know if you're healthy kind
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 2: of win.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: What does health insurance cost you?
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: Like a month here, like good one is like the
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: three fifty to four hundred bro n.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah per person. That's for myself, dog, So it's like
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 4: a household would be like a couple.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 3: Of grabs at least dog at least like two hundred damn.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: I mean unless it got unless your wife got a
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: good job or something like that, like.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 6: When you have a good job.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: Like I'm not gonna lie, like I know, like I know,
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 2: chicklet's wife has a good job, where like he probably
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: got health insurance because of her job.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: See look at that.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: I knew it.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: Dog, like covered, I would go to the dentist. I
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: would go, I would go check it.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 4: I would go.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But they take it from straight from your check though,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: like when you get like like like this, like if
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: you get a job where you get fucking full health insurance.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: When you get married, you're allowed to give it to
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: your spouse, but it comes straight from your check.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: Not really, You've got another first.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: It's not really not straight from your check. Whatever percentage
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: of they want to take. Since I don't have a
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: job like that, I don't know how much it is.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: But it's all in your tax bracket. It's all your
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: tax bracket. Your insurance is HMO.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: You got a p PO Yeah.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, straight up. Yeah, it's a fucking it's fucking badass, dog,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: It's not bad ass. It should be free.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about care should be free. You get covered
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: like that and then if.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: You want, I think there should be upgraded. If you
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: have the money to get better healthcare then but.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it should be free and you should have papers
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 2: baseline that works for everybody.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and even when you do this, you're so fucked
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: because that's the point because if if you have to
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: have healthcare, you know what, the people that sell ship
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: like bandages, they'll fucking make them worth fifty bucks. That's
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: so when you go into the hospital and you go
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: in there and the.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: Car, they literally fuck you so hard because they paid
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: they's a car dealership.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 3: There's a little change.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, niddy, this a little change is gonna cost
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: you eight hundred dollars.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: He's the only one that can do it, that are
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: And that's why.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that oil is like really like like like one
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: hundred bucks.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: It's nuts. Remember that you have it all right.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: Next one comes from uh Dad Waxington much love, We
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: don't smoke the same and chat Tommy question Mark Boo
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: this man Yeah Boo still has a hand us up.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: Fuck Tommy, uh quick twenty nine ten. I'm new to
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: this pod. I love it. I see the rasa holding
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: it down in the pod game. Do y'all know Mooseman.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: He is a new host, that new jumper making big
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: waves right now, y'all should have him on here.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: What's up quick? I do know a Mooseman because I
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 3: do watch.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: Honestly, it's been kind of hard to keep up with
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: the no jumper lore, like cause, like I used to,
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: I like the Debauchery Dog, but then I don't like
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: getting into gang politics. But then it's like, in order
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: for me to get to the good stuff and watching
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: Lush crash out, I also gotta like watch two hours
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: of like crip beef history, and I'm just like sometimes
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: i just don't have time for that, you know, like
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: I'm not you know, I'm not trying to watch, but
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: but I do like the entertainment factor of it.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: And I do see the Mooseman almost fought Whack one hundred.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: But I'll reach out to him. That is new on there.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: But we can probably get a mom But yeah, for
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: sure we have here.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: I can't watch a look you want to have, look
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: you want to have?
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: You gonna watch a cock. I'm gonna watch a cock.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: I feel like a watching a cock.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: It's like I'm not watching him, funk, bro, we don't know,
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: but you're watching a cock though you're literally pertaining a cock. Bro, Yeah,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: watching him this cook books, some interesting people on the pod.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: It's not just Dog, but giving I don't I can't
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: watch the ship. He's a layman.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 4: What there's some that's come to the pod.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: Remember, remember, give you this much and then.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: You can suck my wife.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: But what if there's whatever, there's somebody out there that watches.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: And it was like, you know what, I really don't
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: like illegals and then he fucking doesn't watch the podcast
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: because of you.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: That's fine, but then but you're just like, you know.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: It's not by choice. Dog, he let people fuck his
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: wife and then he got it's by choice. Yeah, I
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: can't watch that ship. I don't know. I'm just telling
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: you would'tople asked me to do.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 3: I like what I'm saying.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is that like, it's it's not it's
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: not him that's the entertaining factor.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: It's the people that like, it's all the pieces he
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 3: puts together. You know, he's just he's.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: Just Okay, you can just say you're a fan of
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: the cook.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: He's the I've never watched his porn, to be honest, like,
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: I'll be honest, I've never watched.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: This content like that. It's porn like that, But you're
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: a fan of him. I'm a fan of the network. Yeah,
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: it's just it's entertaining.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 4: But you like him. That's why you tune in, because
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: you enjoy what he brings to the podcast.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, the same way Vince McMahon fucking own
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: w w E. I didn't like what he did. Behind
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: the what I'm.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 5: Saying, it's like, it's okay that he's a cook, you
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 5: still enjoy his I'm not a fan.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: Of his cook ness.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: I mean that's what I'm saying.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: It's like he cooks, but you're still fan of him.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: Like the dude lets the other dude's his wife, that's
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: his thing.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: Whatever, But I'm still a fan of him.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: I like that he lets Lush have a job. You
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: got to separate the work from the artists.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: From the work, like like over here is like I
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: like the fact that Lush has a job there.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: Lush is very entertaining.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: Like you know, I love the ship like that saying
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter that Adam is a cook, you're just
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: a fat Yeah, yeah, straight up.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: Next one comes from a musty one says one pound fish.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: What happened to that? Guy?
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 2: Nickey songs about sucking everything the one pound fish tone,
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: and then people got tired of it.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: They started loving him, and then all the comments were
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: more hate than anything.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: They were like, let it go, guy.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just like two years Yeah, just let it die.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: Bro he had a one pound token. He's trying to
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: scam people. Next one comes from Quakin Rodriguez. Shout out
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: to the number one podcast.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: In the land. Same teams, right, he said, land.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: You think there's an ocean podcast who's recording a boat.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 4: There's probably like a whole fucking genre of that guy's competing.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 4: We're the number one ocean podcast.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, if you have more number one because we
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: podcast during the sea store.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: About I was about to say, you don't like the ocean,
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: but maybe be cooler. Yeah, money podcast.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: You know it's stationed and you can still see the land.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: I'm game, dog, Yeah, like that's.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: The water.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm not fucking going to I'm not going
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: into a fucking thing where it's like once I can't
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: no longer see the fucking land.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 3: That's say it is. I'm panicking, dog.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, you'd freak out when like sometimes you feel you're
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 4: just in the middle of the ocean and look, you
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 4: look in every direction you see his water's nightmare.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's nightmare water, nightmare fuel because because.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: I do not feel about that about because that in
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: the sky stops working DNA.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 4: There's like there's no border to cross, must find land,
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 4: must cross border.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: Like I don't know, man, I feel like when I'm
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: border plane, like I've already come to terms.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, I die, Yes, d J boss, we'll I'll drag
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: this full. Dig said if I sponsor, can y'all do
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: a deep sea fishing blog? Yes, it is coming on the.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: Boat, bro do it.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: Come on, he's on.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: That's that's not gonna save you from the sharks.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: Dog, come on, we'll bring tom I have to go
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: in the water. I'll talk to Tommy.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 3: I don't want Tommy anywhere on the podcast. If he
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: saved that fat that fat black chicken, con't even show up. Dog,
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: he's not gonna save me.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: Dog, he might flick.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: He's gonna flake all of a sudden.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: He wants to do time on stage.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why don't you Why do you say had to
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 4: do my.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: Dog, fucking Tommy. Yeah, I mean I don't know.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: It's so we'll talk.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: DJ.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 6: Let's do it, man, because.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to swim.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: You know what.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: I hear it, I hear you know I do know
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: how to swim.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 5: Damn man, know how to black man know how to swim?
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, where did you.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 5: Learn out here? Actually a nor walk. I learned how
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: to swim. I got thrown in the pool.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: See, they try to do that with me, and I
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: ended up almost drowning, and they threw me in. And yeah,
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: they threw me in the pools my older cousins, and
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 3: I learned how to swim.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 1: You're in my family. I know if I throw you in,
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: you're not dying. You you just can't just can't just
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: fly ride a bike and spread peanut butter and jelly.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: Then you'll start floating water. That's peanut butter.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 3: And who spreads peanut butter and jelly like that? When
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 3: are you ever doing this? And you got peanut if
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: you got peanut butter.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: That's how we learned spreading in on someone never making
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: this motion.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 5: I'm top a big ass like peanut butter that drown
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 5: If you're doing like this, you gotta go this way,
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 5: peanut butter and jelly, you're gonna drown.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 1: We bring peanut butter. Can you show us? Well how
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 3: That's how I was a child, and that's how they
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 3: taught us.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 4: In the water, ride a bike and spread the fucking ship.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 1: And then you're swimming.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: Treading water, spread peanut butter, Like, why are you just
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: in college? Why did peanut butter and jelly?
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 5: Okay, whatever, Now you got kids in the making a mess,
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 5: now that you're making sandwiches like this.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 4: Only for the water, maybe the kids, you know, Yeah,
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: that's just you guys with autism.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: You come out of the water.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: You're just like home all day, just still fucking treading
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: water in there.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: You're tardet, a fool.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 5: You have to be a better analogy than peanut butter
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 5: and jelly man.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 3: All right. The next one comes from bat motherfucker says shout.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: Out ray, shout out ray, Browsye for twenty says let's
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: fucking go getting a babysitter, and can't wait for my
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: print saying.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 3: We just signed it, I think for you.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 4: So we got a mama, everybody at home? Can we
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 4: get a mama?
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: Mama? California. Alert note says the Street that's what he wrote.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: Browsie four twenty says, funny show have me looking crazy
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: and my doctor's lobby.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: People would be laughing for I'd be like that at
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: the gym too, because I listen to podcasts. Sometimes I'll
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 1: be lifting and I'll just start laughing and see something like,
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 1: I know people know what we listen to podcasts now,
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: But before podcasts was a thing. I know, I look
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: retarded at the gym laughing.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 6: You still look retarded at the gym.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: At better. I look a little better. I'm getting some muscles,
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: probably be alone.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: Still regarded.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 6: The most one here.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: Still retarded. He don't catch it up. Isn't losing weight
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: where those muscles are gonna start showing.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 3: It's already showing. Wait til I fucking get access to peptides.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: That doesn't count.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 4: This guy does.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: This guy's got doctor Kata's peptides. He does.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 6: He does peptide yea, the whole blood work.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 4: You'll do work and ever in my back like not
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 4: everything every just for backs.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 6: No, no, he does everything.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: He does. He does Wolverine treatments like stupid ship. Yeah,
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: you go in there and he's got like metal rods.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: Its like going in the driver sculpting goals, be going
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: in there for like sculping and like red light. He
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: just has a he has it all so real. Go
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 1: get your peptides. You have to inject yourself. Yeah, I
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: mean he tried it for a month. That's how don't
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: want to lose extra.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: Fifteen and twenty And then you just keep consisting on
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: the dog food diet, you know.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: That's how That's how he's that's how the dog food die.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: It's just people say it looks it looks like dog
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 2: food is his ground beef and rice. So you keep
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: it sating. Then like a little bit of what is it,
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: what's the orange potato, super yam, sweet potato or yams?
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit of that, and then like you're
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: eating like a rich dog.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 3: Somebody, somebody's rich ass dog is eating that ship.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 1: That is what the rich dog food is.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: Rich dogs are better than a lot of people in
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 3: the country.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, straight up, bro.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 4: And they got better insurance cheaper.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: If my insurance was fifty bucks a month, I'd get two.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 2: I get everybody insurance.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 4: Is there probably anywhere in this country that people are
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: getting fifty dollars a month health insurance.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 1: That's how much your cope is for something.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 6: What do you mean?
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cop is have insurance and they still want to
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: charge you. What. Yeah, you're going there and they be like, Oh, it's.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: You're insurance only covered seventy five percent deductible.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 1: It's like kind of deductible bullshit. You start to pay
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 1: some ship all right.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: Next one comes from uh Othello fight. Shout out to
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: all the moms and single parents that do both. I
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 2: get loud my mom from Nitty Mama, same team.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: Mam, Mam, there you go, mam.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: They want that now because Chilly drew you as the.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 4: Baby Mamilly there.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 2: The next five super chats come from a swoosh for days. Goddamn,
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: thank thank you so much, dog appreciate you. Yeah the
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: Olympics Tino Santo's four twenty dope show shout out, We
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 2: don't smoke the same yo.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 3: Nitty was.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: Nitty was at MacArthur Park buying perk thirties for his
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: back paint.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 4: MacArthur Park. Shout out to MacArthur Park, number one park
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  Speaker 4: in the world.
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  Speaker 1: No bro, they go.
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  Speaker 3: Down off that bro.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: That shit is wild.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: Over there, Like, you know, when I see Lush walking
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: around over there, he's talking about he's the mayor of
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: MacArthur Park.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, how do you feel comfortable walking around
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: these people?
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: Talk? Look at him? You act like he's like some
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: like eighteen year old chicken. Shit, it's fucking lush, bro
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 1: you're talking about.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 3: This was all.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: They know exactly who his dog, he's the mayor. Leave
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 1: him alone.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 3: That's a Lush.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: Next one comfortable, Gilbert Partidas. Look to you, Gilbert, your
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: package was sent out. Another one from Swisch for days.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Caddy Magic. Mushroom says nineteen ninety nine,
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  Speaker 2: same team, uh says, release the hair files, Release hair files.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty good man. He should just fucking trying to
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: get money from the comet.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 3: The fact, how crazy?
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 1: Shut up?
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 3: How crazy?
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 4: Was as picture?
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, mouth, that's so fucking yock.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: This guy wants to rewatch this fuck.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 1: Up fucking idiot. God, you're retard sometimes.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: You can't even see it. This guy, for sure, he's
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: a moderator for sure.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 1: And he's bald too, even bigger hater.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 2: I was like his pictures, baald, he's come to fucking
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: comfortable with his bad pictures.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: Bald, he got the shades of he's like bald.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 6: He got a beard.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's probably he's mad because we were
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: roasting his as we're like fat beard.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: Now he probably I think. I think he does have
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: a little fucking beard, but he just he's bald.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 1: This ain't the same as a beard yet A little
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: got a little pussy patch.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: That was gonna release your files food chill now he
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 2: watches the show.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 1: Obviously Dog the X files.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: Uh, Kelly Magic Bush, I'm sorry, quick, uh quick to
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: ninety ten. I'm one out of two mods on No Jumper,
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 2: and I talked to Lush and Mooseman. I'll tell them
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: y'all would have them on, and y'all would be awesome
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 2: guests to have on here.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 3: Oh hell yes, a loute to you quick.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 1: Let us know.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 2: DM me on Instagram, Dog flavors by he's on with
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: two s's e Win says it's payday.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 3: Uh so then he sends a.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: Super chat allude to you right, and last one says
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: Sebastian andres yo x g are you he wrote you wrong?
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 1: He wrote why are you?
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 3: Are you you going to ec next?
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 1: Week. Yeah, I'll be there next week. Dog pull up,
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: I'll have it. We don't smoke the same flag. I'll
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: be at the campsite.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: You better watch that flag. That's gotta be dirty at
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 3: least now.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wash it all the time. It's gonna be
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 1: up in their real high Come smoke with me. He's
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: gonna sponsor it. Hate our mart sponsor. The fly gonna
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: be there, yeah, yeah, it's always there.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 3: We know about the story about the fly bro landing
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 3: on his dick.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, actually we said this story.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 3: It is nasty Bro.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 1: I was like Cochella on a sick one, like on
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 1: a sick sick one, like partying way too hard, and
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 1: you know when you have to like really really gotta
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: go when you're ping and like when you're on Molly
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 1: kind of like you really sometimes you gotta go because
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it like like hold your press back, yeah,
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 1: I hold your pists back. And then when you gotta go,
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: you really really gotta go there and I can't go,
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 1: but I gotta go, and I know I gotta go,
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 1: So I'm kind of waiting and kind of eventually just
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 1: put put my head back and just kind of like
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 1: and the porter party. It's hot. It's like a ship sound.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 1: It's bad, but I gotta go. And all of a sudden,
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 1: I just feel something on my dick and it's on
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 1: fucking flat that's been sitting in the ship.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah floy gross stop nasty did that little.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 1: I got that thing pregnant, it got It's over the place.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: It's like Coachella.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: All the there's a bunch of little flies flying around
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 2: with little hats on.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 6: Bro, like you committee.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 3: That, like you know how long you had to be?
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 3: Just like, can I go? Can I go?
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 1: Please? Like talking to my people waiting.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a piece of ship.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: That dark. Ain't that dark.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: Smells like ships sending to in the bathroom.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 3: Rape dick smells.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: The little was back to.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah you oh man, that's crazy.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: Wow do all right, let's pick. Let's pick the winners
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 2: from this podcast. Dog all right, so let's start off
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 2: with the tickets. The tickets for the Olympics. Doesn't surprise me.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: This montherfucker super chatter like twelve times. So he got
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 2: the hots. Swoosh for days, Right, congratulations to Swoosh for days.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gonna be a oh yeah.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 2: Weavers rolled up the World Cup, like literally the World
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: Cup in a blunt So that's that's gonna be burning
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: his Olympics. Look, Olympics is gonna be one of the
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 2: events to be at this month. Also this weekend. If
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 2: you didn't If you don't have your tickets to the Olympics,
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 2: but you want to be out there to the dope event,
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 2: go to Dabs and Corridos going down this weekend. Stop
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: by the chick Lits booth. I will be there. I
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 2: will have some stuff as well, so make sure you
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 2: guys pull up.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 2: Congratulations to Swosh for Days for winning now one second
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: prize winning the Cali Magic Farms Magic Juice. Uh make
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 2: let's go ahead and pick this winner, Dab Waxington.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 3: That's the homie right there. Rats. Who will be?
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 2: Who will be at the Long Beach Barbecue Fest May
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 2: twenty fourth and twenty fifth. It's a two day event.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 2: I will have my High Hungry booth there as well.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 2: That is at Long Beach. Get your tickets. Trust me,
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 2: some of the best barbecue vendors out there. I'm gonna
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: be covering the event doing a High and Hungry showcasing
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: some of the best people out there along with my crew,
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: and I'll also have my crew handling my merch booth.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 2: I have a little bit of everything at my booth,
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: So please stop buying. This is a non smoking events,
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 2: but you can smoke at the by the lagoon there.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 2: That's where we usually go smoke ice creams. Yeah, so yeah,
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 2: so make sure you guys go out there. Congratulations Dab Waxington.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 2: And what is it the last one to win? What
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: is it the last Cali Magic Form Prize. It's going
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: to be congratulations to Gilbert Fanida, right, congratulations Gilbert Fantida.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 2: Please DM me with that information. Let's go ahead and
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 2: give it up to the homie Stephen coming bye.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 3: Thank y'all, Thank y'all for having me.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: This is super dope.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 3: You got anything, you don't smoke the same? Hell yeah
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 3: that you at any want to shout out that maybe
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 3: invites the fans to come.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, like I was saying, if you're in the
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 5: LA area, well, first of all, just follow me, you know,
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 5: funk with my ship Stephen Marcus Veller for that's Stephen
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 5: with the v M A r c US, YouTube, Instagram, Patreon,
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 5: all that bullshit. But yeah, if you're in the LA area,
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 5: I'm doing two shows. Friday, I'm gonna be at Bestie's
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 5: in downtown that's right here off of Alameda. And then Saturday,
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be at mister Charlie's in Santa Monica.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 5: So Burgers on me, bruise on me. We got snacks,
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 5: vegan food. Comedy is going down, so please pull up.
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  Speaker 5: You know it's the middle of Netflix ship. My ship
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 5: ain't on Netflix, but I'm still out here.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 3: Sixteenth Oh yeah, yo, yo yo.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 5: Most importantly Niddy and myself, we're doing a show here
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 5: on the sixteenth.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 3: I already got the link, so follow me. I'm gonna
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 3: have it.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 5: Niitty's gonna post it here in La So I found
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  Speaker 5: a wig store, Yo, I found a whig store.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 3: We had a wigs store.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 4: We can help you found a wigs problem.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't even mean to bring that up. I
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 5: didn't even mean to bring that up like that. I
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 5: know that's a sensitive topic. No, I didn't really to
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 5: bring that up. No, but I for real, I legit
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 5: found a wig store with the They got a performance
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 5: space in the back. It's like some underground speakeasy ship.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 5: So we can we can if we want to. We're
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 5: gonna call it. Will I get some it's wigs, Will
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 5: I get some laughs or whatever?
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 3: So Niddy and myself, we're gonna have a line up there.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 4: It's gonna don't nitty.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she said, we can fuck with the wigs if
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 3: we wanted to.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 1: If you put a wig on these on this folk
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: kills like he gets the confidence like something.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his hair comes back and that he tries to
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 3: do it without the wig and he's fucking bombed.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 2: I would I would feel like that SpongeBob episodes, like
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 2: like Mike is like when he finds the Jordan's.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 3: You can only watch them at the wigs y.
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, different wigs is different personalities.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 3: There's always new material. He's always different person. Netflix gotta
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 3: go around your ship.
• 1:57:31
  Speaker 1: Now you got everyone's gota where wigs and ship and.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 3: Sell the wig store.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 2: It's overdug Yeah, So make sure you guys pull up
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 2: man support the homies. Make sure you guys get your tickets.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 2: I definitely will be in one of those shows. Mister
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 2: Charlie sounds good and so does the whig Store. So
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 2: I might pull up and start blogging some of it.
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 3: Uh, what is it?
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 3: Nitty, you got anything you want to shout out the
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  Speaker 3: back doctor again.
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, shout out to doctor Kay and Glendale. I'm about
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 4: to go check him right now.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 1: After this pod, I ask how much of the peptides
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: for a homie, just for homie. Just be like asking
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 1: for a homie. You know how much for peptize?
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 6: You know like homies.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 1: To be like two hundred.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 3: No, hold on, I'd rather have you ask him because
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 3: I only love him. I know what he paid. I
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 3: was like, I don't want to little like I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I paid it.
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• 1:58:24
  Speaker 4: Friday Night, I'm at the Comedy Store at ten pm
• 1:58:26
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• 1:58:37
  Speaker 4: on the sixteenth.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 2: If you're in an lady, you want to come, try
• 1:58:39
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• 1:58:41
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• 1:58:53
  Speaker 1: Corridos guy. They might put me on stage. No chickens,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna go Friday to the show. Let's go. Yeah,
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 1: let's go to belly Room.
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 3: Is it Friday or Sunday Friday.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 1: He's Friday Friday. I'll be on Friday at the Netflix
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 1: as the jokes of comedy. I'm gonna be blogging it.
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 1: So if you want to be in the blog, you
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 1: want to smoke some chick lits, those shows outside.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 4: You can do.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 3: You can get away with some ship.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 1: Let me dog the whole ship. Dude, you could do something.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 1: You just sold out the comedy store. Real.
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• 1:59:23
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