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The Hagrid of Palatka · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 5: You're putting out negative vibes to a guest we have
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  Speaker 5: coming in the studio today.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: You said a guest. You mentioned something that I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: Really thrilled with.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we're promoting a thing called Red, White, and Indigo.
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  Speaker 3: Snakes.
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  Speaker 4: As in an indigo snake.
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  Speaker 3: And it just so happens to me that's my favorite
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  Speaker 3: snake of all the snakes, so I'll be fine.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: A little bittersweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bittersweet. A
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  Speaker 3: little bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bittersweet. We got snakes on
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  Speaker 3: a culvert at four.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Watch me freak out at four o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: But by the way, if they bring that gigantic indigo
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  Speaker 3: that came in last time, that is a beautiful specimen.
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  Speaker 3: What a beautiful, beautiful snake. Like, crazy cool. Kind of
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  Speaker 3: looks like it fights crime at night. Yeah, yeah. It's
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  Speaker 3: black until it hits one of these lights, the little
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  Speaker 3: spotlights we have in the studio hits it, and then
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  Speaker 3: it's just this.
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  Speaker 4: Beautiful, super dark blue. It's gorgeous.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a snake guy at all. Yeah, that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Ever since they lost their legs from God, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: a fan. Yeah, if God doesn't like them, neither do I. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I got these guys' opinion on how 14 sketches went,
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  Speaker 3: but I've yet to get your opinion on 14 sketches
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  Speaker 3: as one of the performers.
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  Speaker 4: How do you think it went the other night, buddy?
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  Speaker 4: Don't tell them what we said. Yeah, I'm not. I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to keep that quiet. Okay, we'll get to that
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  Speaker 4: on the breaks.
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  Speaker 3: And I would say pretty darn good. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All the feedback I've heard was great.
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  Speaker 3: It was so much fun, very fulfilling to write a
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  Speaker 3: 90-minute show over the span of two years and then...
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  Speaker 3: We have performed it outside of theater festivals, but in
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  Speaker 3: a lot of ways, in more ways than not, that
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  Speaker 3: was kind of the first time putting the sketch show
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  Speaker 3: out on its legs out in the wild.
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  Speaker 4: So Mount Dora was a phenomenal venue.
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  Speaker 8: Love it.
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  Speaker 3: If you were in that room, that was a special
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  Speaker 3: night for everyone in that room.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: My son was there. Nice.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He got to hold a microphone and just blab into it,
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  Speaker 3: and it looked adorable, and it was just a whole
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  Speaker 3: big old hallmark. Like a big old.
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  Speaker 4: Family reunion almost.
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  Speaker 3: A hallmark moment for me in a lot of ways.
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  Speaker 3: It was really cool, and it's definitely inspired me to
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  Speaker 3: do more sketch shows, and I'm proud to say the
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  Speaker 3: link is on its way. But September 26th, I'm doing
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  Speaker 3: it in a comedy club.
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  Speaker 4: Daytona.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: Nice, dude.
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  Speaker 4: What's up with that pause? That's the day of our gig.
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  Speaker 3: Sons, pups, and pints.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you'll be done by then.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. This is late at night. All right, buddy.
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  Speaker 4: You kind of blew me away there for a second.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, sorry.
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  Speaker 3: All right, it's okay. We're fine. You almost pulled a
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  Speaker 3: culvert on us.
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  Speaker 11: No, no.
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  Speaker 4: Let me just text Dad and tell him to go
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  Speaker 4: back home real quick.
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  Speaker 12: No.
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  Speaker 3: No, I am absolutely doing both events. Sorry for the
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  Speaker 3: pregnant pause there.
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  Speaker 13: That's okay.
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  Speaker 4: Don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 3: It's also going to be a lot of fun, and
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  Speaker 3: it's also a blast doing sketch comedy. It's weird doing
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  Speaker 3: stand-up comedy for so long, and then all of a sudden...
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  Speaker 3: Switching gears. Switching gears, and then there's somebody else on stage.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm glad it went well, man. And speaking of Deb,
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  Speaker 5: she was there. Matter of fact, she introduced Ross on stage. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: she opened up the show.
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  Speaker 3: I was there.
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  Speaker 5: But Deb introduced Ross on stage. It was cool.
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  Speaker 4: What led to that choice? I thought you guys were
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  Speaker 4: doing it together.
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  Speaker 14: No.
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  Speaker 3: That was your idea. That was your idea. You actually
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  Speaker 3: looked at Deborah and said, we can do it together. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but the star of the show made other plans.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Who's the star of the show?
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  Speaker 3: The star of the Ross and Joel show. Oh, I see.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: I asked Deb. I just wanted Deb to do it
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  Speaker 3: just because she's the queen. Dude, she's the queen of Maldora.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're 100 on that, right?
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  Speaker 3: And she nailed it. She did an awesome job. The
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  Speaker 3: crowd loves her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They do love her.
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  Speaker 3: That's cool. It was fun watching from the seats. I
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  Speaker 3: kind of want that to stick. I want that title
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  Speaker 3: to stick for death. Queen of Mount Dora?
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  Speaker 4: The Queen of Mount Dora.
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  Speaker 3: She would probably not like that because chances are you're
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  Speaker 3: stepping on some other queens of Mount Dora toes.
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  Speaker 4: And those little small.
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  Speaker 3: Towns, when you make statements like that, it goes away.
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  Speaker 3: By all means, let's continue to do it. Do not
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  Speaker 3: do that, dude. Then we ride at high noon tomorrow. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because we will defend our queen.
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  Speaker 4: I'll bring my sword.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You got a sword?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And my knife.
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  Speaker 4: But it was awesome. It was really cool. All right. 407-916-1041.
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  Speaker 3: Text 77031. Glad it went well, buddy. I heard my
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  Speaker 3: daughter was involved and didn't mean to be involved.
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  Speaker 15: 100%.
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  Speaker 3: What happened? Okay. There's another thing. There is.
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  Speaker 4: Even my kid was involved more than Jack.
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  Speaker 2: No kidding.
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  Speaker 3: I believe in small audience participation. We have one sketch.
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  Speaker 3: And you picked her out of all the people there.
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  Speaker 3: 300 people there and you wind up picking my kid?
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  Speaker 3: There's two sketches and one of them. And it's not
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  Speaker 3: even really an audience participation. But the whole point of
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  Speaker 3: the sketch is that she had a question for basically
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  Speaker 3: a meet and greet character. And that meet and greet
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  Speaker 3: character is that they dated.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: And it just happened to be she was raising her
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  Speaker 5: hand at the right time, and Ross's partner, Joel, selected
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  Speaker 5: her to be that special person.
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  Speaker 3: I specifically told her not to get involved and to
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  Speaker 3: sit in the very back of the room and not
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  Speaker 3: say a word. Don't mention who she is. Don't do anything.
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  Speaker 3: It was awesome.
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  Speaker 5: She thought she was safe in row three, but apparently not.
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  Speaker 5: It was no idea she was going to be there. Well,
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  Speaker 5: what a fun coincidence. Man, what a great night, though.
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  Speaker 5: I'm glad it went well, man.
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  Speaker 16: It did.
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  Speaker 4: It was awesome. All right.
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  Speaker 3: national days. We try to find something that's interesting enough
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  Speaker 3: because we've done it for so long that you see
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  Speaker 3: the same things on these dates. And even after eight years,
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  Speaker 3: you go, oh, yeah, I remember that.
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  Speaker 4: I remember that. I never remembered this.
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  Speaker 3: Today, on this day 100 years ago, one of the
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  Speaker 3: greatest fair rides ever made its debut 100 years ago today.
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  Speaker 3: So in 1926... I think it's a state fair. A
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  Speaker 3: Ferris wheel? This fair ride, which I consider one of
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  Speaker 3: the greatest of all time when it comes to legendary
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  Speaker 3: fair rides, made its debut. It is not the Ferris wheel. No,
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  Speaker 3: because that is much older. That's about 130 years old.
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  Speaker 4: Way older.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was about to ask, how do
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  Speaker 3: you know that? And then I'm thinking probably JCS Trivia. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It was part of a World's Fair by Ferris. Ferris
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  Speaker 5: was the name of the guy. But anyway, I think
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  Speaker 5: that was like around 1900. But the, so what other
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  Speaker 5: staple carnival rides do you have?
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  Speaker 3: Bumper cars?
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  Speaker 4: Not bumper cars, but I have to tell you, that
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  Speaker 4: was my favorite as a kid.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Because I can't go in circles, or I couldn't as
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  Speaker 3: a kid. I couldn't do any of that stuff because
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  Speaker 3: I was so motion sick. That was my favorite ride
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  Speaker 3: ever at the fair, was the bumper cars. Anytime where
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  Speaker 3: you get to drive the car as a kid?
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, you're in control. Yeah, this, it debuted in Minnesota.
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  Speaker 3: The horses that go around. Carousel.
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  Speaker 4: Not a carousel, no. I think that's actually way older
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  Speaker 4: as well. That's got to be much older.
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  Speaker 3: The Gravitron?
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  Speaker 4: That is on the list of the greatest ever.
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  Speaker 3: Is it? Because I think I just named a water bomb. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The Gravitron is one, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I love that. Yeah, the Gravitron is like, isn't
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  Speaker 3: that the one that would go around and would drop
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  Speaker 3: the floor out of it? Yes.
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  Speaker 4: That's what it was, right? That's the whole idea of
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  Speaker 4: the Gravitron. It starts spinning around. Yeah, the rotor, or
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  Speaker 4: they call it a bunch of different things.
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  Speaker 3: It creates gravity that sticks you to the wall, and
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  Speaker 3: they drop the floor out.
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  Speaker 4: That seems a bit advanced for the 1920s.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. It drops everything out. The Tilt-A-Whirl turns 100
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  Speaker 3: years old today, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Tilt-A-Whirl, which is, it looks like little ladybugs,
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  Speaker 3: and you get in there, and it goes around a track,
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  Speaker 3: and it just goes up and down, but it spins
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  Speaker 3: while it does it. That is 100 years old today.
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  Speaker 3: And I hated going to the fair as a kid
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  Speaker 3: other than just playing the game.
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  Speaker 4: Because I couldn't ride the rides.
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  Speaker 3: I could do the carousel and I could do the
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  Speaker 3: Ferris wheel, but that was about it. The giant slide.
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  Speaker 3: But I couldn't do any of the other stuff because
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  Speaker 3: I'd get sick to my stomach. What's your baby rides, though?
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  Speaker 3: Have you, like, tried conquering it with like dramamine no
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  Speaker 3: i i guess i don't i've never met anybody who
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  Speaker 3: hasn't been able to be able to you know quell
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  Speaker 3: their motion disaster so i will tell you that drama
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  Speaker 3: me so i've i did drama me when i used
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  Speaker 3: to go on cruises because even that but i i
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  Speaker 3: haven't been even remotely seasick in a long time on
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  Speaker 3: a cruise even through rough cruises, I'm perfectly fine. On Dramamine? Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Not with no Dramamine. And they say that there is
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  Speaker 3: a time where you kind of grow out of that
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  Speaker 3: motion sickness thing.
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  Speaker 14: And.
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  Speaker 3: There can be an adult onset motion sickness. In other words,
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  Speaker 3: you cannot be motion sick as a kid and then
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  Speaker 3: kind of gain it as an adult. So you've got
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  Speaker 3: to find out every now and then, right? It's like
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  Speaker 3: a pop quiz. It's like taking a driving test. I'll
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  Speaker 3: give you an example. Remember, I just wrote The Mummy
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  Speaker 3: last year on a universal, and I told you that
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  Speaker 3: The Mummy was about that. That's just about as much
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  Speaker 3: as I can take. And that's surprisingly. That's a relatively
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  Speaker 3: docile kind of. It's just tight.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought I was actually surprised at how much
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  Speaker 5: it moved because, I don't know, an indoor thing, I
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  Speaker 5: didn't give it much credit. And so when it started
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  Speaker 5: doing the things it was doing, I thought it was life.
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  Speaker 5: That's a fun ride.
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  Speaker 3: My wife talked me into going last year during Halloween
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  Speaker 3: Horror Nights. And I remember she goes, it's not that bad, Jimmy.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that bad.
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  Speaker 4: I go, okay, I'll go.
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  Speaker 3: It was the beginning of the night. And I usually
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  Speaker 3: tell them, hey, look, I'll try this stuff, but we'll
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  Speaker 3: do it at the end of the night. So if
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  Speaker 3: it ruins my night, it won't ruin my entire night.
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  Speaker 4: Two o'clock Friday. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 3: So I go on the mummy ride at like eight o'clock,
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  Speaker 3: like the beginning of the night. And as soon as
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  Speaker 3: we get past the fire, like I remember the fire
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  Speaker 3: because I remember how hot it was and remember how
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  Speaker 3: like unbelievably hot it was.
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  Speaker 17: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And then once you go past the fire and you
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  Speaker 3: go into the ride, I remember just yelling, I'm pissed.
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  Speaker 3: They talked me into it. Afterwards, I walked like 40
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  Speaker 3: feet in front of my wife and her friend because
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  Speaker 3: I was so mad because I felt sick to my stomach.
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  Speaker 4: But it kind of blew over about 15 minutes.
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  Speaker 3: It was fine. Now look at that. So let's do it.
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  Speaker 3: We are broadcasting from Universal Studios this Friday.
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  Speaker 15: We are.
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  Speaker 3: We are going to be doing our show live from there.
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  Speaker 14: We are.
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  Speaker 3: Talking about Halloween Horror Nights. How about we ride the
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  Speaker 3: mummy before the show?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude. I got to tell you, man.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to get all blanked up and go
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  Speaker 4: in there and.
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  Speaker 3: Blanked up. You have to be 38 inches tall to
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  Speaker 3: ride it.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter about that. It doesn't matter about that
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  Speaker 4: a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: There's some people wearing construction boots rolling their eyes right now.
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  Speaker 3: They can roll their eyes. I don't have any power
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  Speaker 3: over this. I didn't ask to be like, oh, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, could you make me a bitch and not
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  Speaker 3: be able to ride any rides?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I am saying that you do have power over this.
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  Speaker 3: You go ahead, you crush up some Dramamine, put in
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  Speaker 3: a little splash of water.
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  Speaker 4: Right there. Straight to the dome. You could take any ride.
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  Speaker 4: You could Stardust.
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  Speaker 5: Now, guess what? Yeah, Stardust is probably one of the
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  Speaker 5: best roller coasters. Maybe that and Velociraptor are the two.
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  Speaker 5: My two favorite in Orlando. And, Ross, when we rode Stardust,
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  Speaker 5: he would say, eat Popdramamine right before.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 3: My wife and Code Black rode that thing over in Universal.
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  Speaker 4: Is it Crack?
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  Speaker 3: Not Crack.
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  Speaker 4: Incredible Hulk. Like five times in a row.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And here's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I recognize that, uh-oh, motion sickness, that late onset motion
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  Speaker 3: sickness you're talking about. I kind of have that.
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  Speaker 4: You get that at NASA.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't take no for an answer anymore. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: my God, man.
• 12:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're a big, tough guy.
• 13:01
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I'm cheating. I'm taking PEDs to go wee.
• 13:09
  Speaker 3: I will take a motion sickness drug so I can
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: still go wee. Jack, when we were in Epic Universe,
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: we had probably the best three minutes of our friendship.
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: riding that roller coaster in a bathroom and on the
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: roller coaster okay and that's where we did it and
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: it was just i don't know it was just so
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: much fun yeah and i on that ride i want
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: you to experience that as well let me ask you
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: a question now i was youtube in the other night
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: and i do a little bit of a wormhole and
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: one of the youtube videos i saw was a guy
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: who took one pov front of that uh hogwarts motorcycle
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: ride thing you love that that thing looks fun you
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: can do That looked fun.
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: You can do it.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: It doesn't go upside down. It doesn't like circles. And
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like I can lean into it like I
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: was riding my bike. We could do that on Friday
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: right before the show. If I get sick and we
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: do this. If we do this and I get sick,
• 14:03
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be raging pissed at you guys. You
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: have no idea.
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: I'm going to ruin the entire broadcast.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Do you know anything, though, about Harry Potter and Hagrid
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: and all that? I need to know it. It's a
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: stupid roller coaster. Why do I need to know about
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: it to ride a bicycle? Not a stupid roller coaster.
• 14:16
  Speaker 15: Why?
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: Because we'll be there this Friday.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: I understand what.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: I'm saying is.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: It's a roller coaster.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: What does the theme have to do with it? I
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: watched the ride. The ride looked fun.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: You might be a little confused because there's some really
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: big animatronics on that ride that you might be like, whoa!
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: You sit down, you hold on. That's all you got
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: to do. You should know some about Harry Potter. You're
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: basically Plaka Hagrid. Palacrid. Palacrid, dude. You're Palacrid. I'll tell
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: you the worst sickness I ever got. You want to
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: call me the P word. I'll give you even more
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: of a reason. I'm not calling you a P word.
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: It sounds like you're calling me the P word. The
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: only reason why I'm calling you maybe a P word
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: is because. Just a minute ago you said you weren't.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Now you're maybe.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: He said maybe.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Now I'm taking it back.
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: Maybe.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is that you shouldn't take no
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: for an answer. You can still fight back. Give it
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: a little Dramamine, a little protection. Do something. You remember
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: the Spider-Man ride? Is that still there, by the way? Yeah.
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: What?
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Hey, listen. It's over 30 years old. It's a legit question. Dude,
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: the Spider-Man ride blanks me up. That's the sickest I've
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: ever been. What are you laughing at? It's a kiddie ride.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: It's a what? A kiddie ride.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: It's not a kiddie ride.
• 15:28
  Speaker 11: It's like a.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: It's another 38-incher. All right, 407-916-1041. Text us, 77031.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: What do you fools have for news? I hope I'm
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: not too big of a P word to take it.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: I never called you that.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did.
• 15:45
  Speaker 13: Maybe.
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: You said maybe.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: We got stories about people having a bad week.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: More stories about other people doing dumb stuff.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Plus, a little holiday cheer. All ahead in the news.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: You got it.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: Let's take a little break. We'll come back and get
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: the boys' news and continue on with the Jim Colbert Show.
• 16:08
  Speaker 10: Hey, how's it going? Oh, brother Jim, I'm right there
• 16:11
  Speaker 10: with you, bro. And you know what's funny? My wife
• 16:13
  Speaker 10: sounds the same as Tori. Last time we were at
• 16:15
  Speaker 10: Busch Gardens, it was in September. There was hardly anybody there.
• 16:18
  Speaker 10: She rode Sheikra three times in a row. I, of course,
• 16:22
  Speaker 10: kept my feet on the ground and held the purse.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: Now, the cheetah was cool.
• 16:26
  Speaker 10: I could do that one. But anything else, man, ever
• 16:28
  Speaker 10: since I fell off a ladder when I moved back
• 16:30
  Speaker 10: from Hawaii? Nah, bro. My feet stay on the ground.
• 16:34
  Speaker 13: Feel ya.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Aloha.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Aloha, brother.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: Rollercoaster of love.
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: My love is like a rollercoaster, baby.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Forget it, man. I'll be working. I was with you there, buddy.
• 16:49
  Speaker 18: Meow.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, this mother.
• 16:52
  Speaker 15: Meow.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Meow. I was born this way.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: The disrespect on the texting service is overwhelming, by the way.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Screw you guys. They love you. It's out of love.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sure.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: Tons of it.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Palatgrin. Palatgrin.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: 407-916-1041. Text us at 77031. Thanks for tuning in. We
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: appreciate that very much. I'm Jim. Jack and Ross are
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: here as well. Speaking of the boys, they have the news.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Let's get it.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: It's time for JCS News. Wow, has this guy got
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: to put his.
• 17:31
  Speaker 15: Name on everything?
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: It's in my contract, dude.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Here's the news on the Jim Colbert Show. Whoa!
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Smoke them if you got them. JCS News is brought
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: to you by Home Loans Radio with that mortgage guy Don.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: That Home Loans Radio show, if you haven't checked it
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: out yet, you can check it out on your favorite
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: radio station every Saturday morning. Jim, I've got really bad
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: news to start off JCS News.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't like hearing that, but.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: A man was shot and killed last night at a
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Deland home after an alleged confrontation with the homeowner.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: According to a.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Homeowner. According to the Volusia County Sheriff's Office, they say
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: the homeowner called 911 just before 11 p.m., reporting he
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: had shot a trespasser. The victim was found in the
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: driveway and died at the scene. Investigators say the man
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: had a history and the victim had previously been banned
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: from the property. The homeowner told deputies he found the
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: man in the laundry room, warned him to back off
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: during an argument, then fired when the man continued advancing.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: The victim has not been identified. The investigation remains active
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: and no charges have been filed. That's having a bad day.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I think he used to live there.
• 18:43
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: I don't care. He can come to somebody's house. You
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: can't do that, man.
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: But he was in the laundry room.
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Easier to clean up. And when he's saying back off
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: and he's holding a gun.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: You should just listen.
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 18:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Breaker breaker.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Three central Florida truck driving schools are no more. Really?
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: They are among 110 nationwide shutdown by the U.S. Department
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: of Transportation over English language proficiency testing violations. Federal officials
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: say the schools were linked to more than 5,000 commercial
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: drivers who failed required English tests. The affected schools are
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: East USA Training Academy in Sanford, the Florida CDL Trucking
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: and Driving School, and Road Pro CDL in Lake Wales.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy. says federal law has long required
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: commercial drivers to speak English and alleges some schools continued
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: certifying drivers who did not meet that standard. The DOT
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: is also reviewing how states oversee and certify commercial testers.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: So 110 less truck driving schools in the country. It's insane. Yeah.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: That's a lot.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Ooh, that sounds and feels like that. That water is
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: heating up.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: You know, it's also heating up. What's that? Everything going
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: down over in Polk County, dude. Polk County, there's always
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: something hot happening in Polk County. Well, how about a supervillain? Well,
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: who's the supervillain in Polk County? Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: He's the supervillain?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: I'm reading the story. Hold on. You got to get.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Well, he, Grady Judd, is calling an Orlando woman a
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: black widow.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Black widow.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: That's not good. After accusing her of drugging a 69-year-old
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: man she met online for paid sex, then she tried
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: to extort him. Samantha Adams, 39, allegedly slipped the man benzos.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to say the nickname for it because
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to try the full.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Form of superfood.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Benzodiazepine. Thank you.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: I only know it as benzos. That says more about
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: me than anything else on this show.
• 20:44
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Jack just said a 30-letter word perfectly.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Sketch. She gave him those drugs during a string of
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: visits at her Orlando home, leading for him to go
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: to the hospital. A passed-out car ride and even a
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: fender bender with a deputy's vehicle while he was drugged. Don't!
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Deputies boxed in her car and arrested her at a
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Davenport shopping plaza. Judd says he believes that there could
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: be more victims and is asking anyone with a similar
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: story to come forward.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: This is a problem with prostitution being illegal. You get
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: this kind of activity.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: All right, Jack, that is a take. For state legislator Bradshaw.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Another man who might have enjoyed legal prostitution in his past,
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Tiger Woods. He is pleading no contest. So this happened
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: actually today. He pled no contest to reduce reckless driving
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: charge stemming from the March rollover crash in South Florida. Remember,
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: we talked about it a lot here. It was originally
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: a DUI charge. They dropped it. after toxicologists found insufficient
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: evidence of impairment.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he refused the, he took the breathalyzer, but
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: then refused the blood test, remember? Did he take the breathalyzer?
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I think he did, because if I remember right, I
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: think he took the breathalyzer, but refused the blood test.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: I thought he was too busy calling the president.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew he was on the phone with the
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: president for sure, but we knew the blood test was
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: going to be the big problem anyway, because I don't
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: think it was an alcohol issue.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: It was, you know, other things.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Woods was fined. You ready for this? He's going to
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: have to write a check for $ 1, 500. $ 1, 500, huh? How's
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: he going to afford that?
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: But here's the big one. Had his driver's license suspended
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: for five years. That's a kick in the ass. Yeah,
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: but I think... That should have happened. That's easy for
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: him to overcome.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Also, just for the record, from what I understand kind
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: of behind the scenes with him, that when he got
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: into that first crash that blinked his leg up so bad, right?
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: That really bad one when he was at the Buick
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: and he flipped the car and almost took his leg
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: off or whatever?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: His family and friends were begging him to get a driver.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Like begging him, hey, just get a driver. You know,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: get around, go around on an escalator or whatever. And
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: he patently refused to do that. He looked at that
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: as a, not a driving Miss Daisy kind of thing,
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: but being handled, and he didn't want people to kind
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: of know where he was, I think. Well, very private.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: And you point to his, what, golf coach kind of
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: writing that book that might have formed him to kind
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: of close up a little more.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, 100%. And just to go back to that story, President.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Phone call, that's all I need to know about Tiger Woods.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: That little snippet right there shows so much of someone's personality,
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: and it's the most cornball nerd.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: You make so much more sense to me. You just
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: weren't cool. Yeah, yeah. With a lot of people that
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: I know, again, a lot of people in the business
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: that I know thought the same thing. Of all the
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: other stuff, we knew he kind of had a problem,
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: but the whole presidential call thing was just so blatantly pandery.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: He also pled no contest to refusing a chemical test
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: after the crash.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: The golf legend was not injured when his SUV clipped
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: a truck, rolled over. It was near his home in Jupiter.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Jupiter Island. Woods has not returned to tournament place
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: since the crash. He's not. And apparently there are other
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: neighbors that said that he used to race up and
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: down that road all the time. So, you know, just
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: kind of out of control driver. So his five years.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: By the way, the judge said, if I catch you
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: doing any, if you drive for any reason, I will
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: not only suspend your license permanently, I will throw your
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: ass back in jail. It was not being cool about it,
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: regardless of who he was. Quick golf joke I just
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: thought of. Jim, what does par and influence have in common?
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: What does par and influence have in common? I do
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: not know.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Tiger loves being under it.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Under influence.
• 24:39
  Speaker 11: Ah!
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: And speaking of... Thanks, Big T. Yeah, I know. I'm
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: riffing here. It's fine. That was a good joke. I'm trying. But,
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: you know, speaking of under, you know what's also going under?
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: The morale of teachers worldwide. Nationwide. Kind of stepped on that. Whoops.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: A new Education Week survey finds teacher morale has dropped nationwide.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: including in Florida. Teachers say more planning time, smaller class sizes,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: and better student discipline policies would do so much more
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: to improve job satisfaction than just pay a loan. But
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: many Florida teachers also report challenges with student behavior overall
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: and believe that they're being paid less than educators in
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: other states here in Florida. About half say that they
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: expect to leave education for another field while nearly 4
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: in 10 students plan to retire. Well, not to mention
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: with the vouchers here, I think we lost like 10
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: to 12,000 students this year for our public school system.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: So it's just, you know, basically crumbling along. So, you know,
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: defunding public education works. You defund it, it falls apart.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: I always found this funny and a little bit ironic,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: and by all means, there's no disrespect, but I have
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: a comedian friend. You also know this person. He used
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: to be a teacher, and he stopped being a teacher.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: He became a comedian, and now does basically full-time internet
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: content and performs live. And I thought that was the
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: other way around. He used his experiences as a teacher
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: to do that, though. It was the basis of his content.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: But it's just like... Teachers probably see students making internet
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: content and go, guys, there's so much more to that.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: But then I see a teacher make internet content and
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: successfully all be that as well. It's just a sign
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: of the times when you see a teacher leave and
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: go to the internet, I suppose.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Jeb Bush was... He called himself the education governor. And
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: education wasn't great back then. It's only gotten worse. Public education.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: It's shameful.
• 26:36
  Speaker 14: However.
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: We have some people having a worse day than kids
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: in our public school system. About a dozen units at
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: the Plaza Condominiums in Orlando have been ordered to evacuate
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: within 10 days after Orange County Building Safety Division flagged
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: structural concerns. Following the engineer's report, residents say they just
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: renewed their leases. And they're now scrambling to find new
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: housing and cover unexpected moving costs on short notice. It's
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: the latest headache tied to Florida's post-surfside condo safety crackdown.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: You know, after that, it's like, okay, we have to
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: be more careful.
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: And if you see something, you've got to flag it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: But what happens when you flag it, now you have
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: to take action.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, especially like that apartment complex over there off Sand
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Lake Road, right?
• 27:21
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Over there in Dr. Phil, the same type thing. They
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: went in there.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: There were structural problems. They had to move people out.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: The doors weren't closing because the building was shifting. And that's,
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: you know, I don't think that's that old. Was it
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: 20 years old? Yeah. 25 years old.
• 27:32
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: It's forcing tough calls on aging buildings statewide.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Well, speaking of statewide. Well, how about this? Central Florida
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: City has been named, Jim, as the nation's fastest growing.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Nation's fastest growing city. What do you think it is?
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a heads up. You aren't
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: going to get it. I'm not going to get it.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: You don't think?
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: It's wild. I'll even give you the county.
• 27:59
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Give me the county.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: Sumter.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Sumter County. Well, that's where the villages is.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: I will go. It's wild. This is the fastest growing
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: individual city in the United States.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Is it Wildwood?
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: It is.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: It is Wildwood. Wildwood in Sumter County ranks as the
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: fastest growing individual city in the United States. Now, I
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: feel like that statement and claim still comes with an asterisk.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know if this is to be the case,
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: but if you have 10 people and two people move
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: in and your city has a population of 20% increase,
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: see where I'm going with that? Well, I've actually got
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: the backup fact for something that might jump out to you.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: While the nearby Ocala metro area... Leads the nation in
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: metropolitan population growth. It's exploding up there. Ocala, exploding. Wildwood,
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: exploded and still exploding. Central Florida keeps growing.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and Orlando recently, we just had them on the
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: list for best places to retire.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we are the list.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: How about that? We are number one. I think in Florida,
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: we have four or five of the top ten places
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: to retire in the state.
• 29:13
  Speaker 11: Where?
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Number one yeah we're number one damn we're actually is
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: is going through the same thing that like uh the
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: place where i live lake county is going through that
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: there's no more land around central florida to build so
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: you have to go to the outskirts and although ocala
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: is you know is a full like you know 70
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: miles away the the land up there is absolutely gorgeous
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: and still affordable yep so people are buying up there
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: and creating their homes and coming down here to retire
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: because you can still afford their main one in Cocoa Beach, Jim.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Duh.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: He's on the run.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: He toppled a statue. Top of the statue.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: Cocoa Beach police are hunting for the man caught on
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: surveillance video, knocking over a custom-made statue of a spaceman
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: outside a local business, causing thousands of dollars in damage.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: No word yet on motive, or maybe he was just drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Just a guy, apparently, he didn't have a shirt on
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: in the video. I saw this video. This is a
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: shirtless dude. He tipped it over and then kicked it
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: around a bunch. Yeah. I guess he didn't like the statue.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: Police are asking anyone who recognizes him from the video
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: to come forward.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Somebody knows this guy, by the way. The video capture
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: is pretty clear. Yeah. I mean, there's no way if
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: you've even encountered this guy for a short period of time,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: you wouldn't be able to pick him out. The statue
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: was outside the Cosmic Tiki place.
• 30:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Say $ 15, 000 in damage. Yeah, it can't be repaired. It
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: busted up really bad. Busted the hands off of it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Busted the neck of it really bad. So, yeah, it's
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: not repairable.
• 30:41
  Speaker 19: Man.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: You ready to go for the speed round? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: I'm ready for the speed round.
• 30:46
  Speaker 11: Go.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: A Florida man was busted hiding out in the dog
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: bed section of Walmart after deputies say he was live
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: streaming himself on TikTok trying to stay inside the store
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: for a full 24 hours. Isaac Hurley was taken into
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Charlotte County Jail and hit with felony charges.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: He was charged with burglary.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Of an occupied structure and petite theft before being released
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: on a $ 1, 500 bond. Okay, hold on for a second.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: I know, dog beds, they look good. Yeah, they're awesome,
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: by the way. My kids have a big dog and
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: that bed looks pretty comfortable. Just a question.
• 31:16
  Speaker 15: All right.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: We pull this out of the question. If you fall
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: asleep in a dog bed, pull another dog bed on
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: top of you.
• 31:22
  Speaker 20: Right.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: So theoretically can't be seen.
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: You're sleeping in the dog bed.
• 31:27
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: If it's a 24 hour Walmart, why is that a crime?
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: You just fell asleep in a store.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: Is it a 24-hour Walmart? I don't know the answer,
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: but most of them are. No, he said the store
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: for a full 24 hours.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Okay. He was also live streaming himself on TikTok trying
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: to stay inside. I didn't mean to mess up the speed.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Charlotte County Sheriff publicly criticized the trend, saying...
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: It's a shame that people are putting themselves in bad
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: legal situations just to get a few likes on social media.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: And also, Jim just blew the lid off of Squatter Rice.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Everybody go to Walmart. Pile up the dog section.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: You're good.
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: Soggy Labor Day weekend ahead of us. As rip current
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: risk arises, we're looking at 70, 80% chances of rain.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: each day and also SeaWorld Orlando's rescue program tops what
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: number in animals saved I will tell you that SeaWorld's
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: rescue teams they're based in Orlando San Diego and San
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Antonio have now saved this amount of animals since the
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: program launched in 1965 how many do you think.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: It is 1,500. 43,000.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Damn, really?
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: How about that?
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Step up, Jim.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: I guess I need to.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: And one of this year's most recent ones is Melby
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: the manatee pulled from a storm drain over in Melbourne Beach,
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: nursed back to health, and released back into the wild
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: after putting on more than 100 pounds.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Damn. Pretty cool? And that is your news for, what
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: do we call that? JCS News, which is always brought
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: to you by that Home Loans radio show with that
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: mortgage guy, Don. You guys got to work with somebody
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: you can trust. And that mortgage guy, Don, is exactly that. Why?
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Because he knows Central Florida real estate market better than
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: like anyone else. Don gives great advice as host of
• 33:12
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• 33:15
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• 33:16
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• 33:18
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• 33:23
  Speaker 3: That is priceless knowledge. Learn more at homeloansradio.com. All right,
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: back in a second with more of the Jim Colbert Show. Daddy,
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: happy Wednesday, everyone. Hi.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: Hope everyone is having a wonderful day so far.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Looking forward to today's show. All right.
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: But we're going to start it off with Ross. Petite theft. It's...
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: Petty theft. It's the word of the day.
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: Cheers, everyone.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Hey, guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: this new term, I like it, man.
• 33:55
  Speaker 18: Petite theft.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: You look cute doing this thievery. What the paper said.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: And if you go back, you can hear me stop
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: right there and go.
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: You just got ragged on by a guy who weighs
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: 93 pounds and a tux. He does.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: That's nothing to do with IQ.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: To Ross's defense, it's spelled P-E-T-I-T. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: is spelled that way.
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Which is stupid.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Do you want it spelled petty? Make it P-E-T-T-Y.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I'm kind of with you on that one there.
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: Wait.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I'm still supposed to say it petty? Yeah, it's petty theft.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: When it's spelled like that?
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's petty theft. That's the.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: So.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Why do they spell it P-E-T-I-T? I don't know. Dude,
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: that's got to be the slang term for it. I'm
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: just showing the respect and saying why it's first and
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: last name. You're the crossword guy. This doesn't come up
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: in that? Yeah, all I know is this. Usually police
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: departments throw in slang in the reports. That's what I
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: do know for a fact. That's usually what happens in
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: a police report. They're tossing slang. It's probably Latin from,
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: you know, it's legal. So it's Latin. Latin legal.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Petty is small.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Petite is small. Yeah, petite is small. There you go.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: I think they just chopped it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: It's a derivative. They dropped off the T. Yeah, it's
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: a portmanteau.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: The best part is when he uses the 50 cent
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: word is you get the look.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: The old grizzly stare.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Overall, not my proudest moment. Okay, very fine. It's okay, buddy. Listen,
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: it's fine. I did something like that in front of
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: a college class during a speech once. Because I didn't
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: know how the word discotheque was spelled. And it looks
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: like disclothed. And that's exactly what I said. And people
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: started laughing at me, and I felt terrible about it.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I locked the door and set a fire. Should we
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: celebrate with a drink? Yeah, we should.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 35:42
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: So I've been wanting to do this for a very
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: long time, and I'm so happy that you guys signed
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: up to burn a segment over this.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: It's only 40 calories. And then we get to check in.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: 24 hours. Right now in front of you, boys, is
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: my favorite. Pre- or probiotic soda. Yeah. This is the
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: thing that I always been like, yo, man. You've been
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: talking about this for a minute. Now it's a daily
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: thing for me, and it helps me out with my
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: daily exorcism. Yes, yes.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: In the bathroom. Can I ask you a quick question?
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: In the bathroom?
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. This helps everything move a little bit quicker.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Why would I drink this now?
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: We're on the air. This is cream soda. It doesn't
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: happen immediately. No. What's the six hours? I wouldn't even
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: say that. You don't even know.
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: You don't.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: This is Jack's first time drinking one. I got a sip.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that'll hit me in six hours. This doesn't
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: have any calories. Do they have a cola version of this?
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: They do. And I think this is important to say.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: We're not getting paid to do this. I just want
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: you guys to use the bathroom a little bit better
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: and tell me if this drink doesn't help a little bit.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I swear I had the thought last night that I
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: need to eat more fiber, so I think this is
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: actually in that vein. Dude, I read a study yesterday
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: that said fiber is the most important thing you can
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: get in your body.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Like, literally, it is a miraculous thing to put in
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: your body. Everyone's talking about protein now.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: So what I thought would be cool.
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Is that we can have a little experiment here at
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: the 345 segment on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: And tomorrow we revisit.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: We revisit and let me know how your little morning
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: bathroom session went.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Should we journal? This is going to be perfect because
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I just evacuated.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Okay. Wait, wait, wait. When? We've been doing the show
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: an hour. Before the show. And it was wild, too,
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: because I got leftover butt heat. Somebody was there right
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: before me. I didn't care for it.
• 37:36
  Speaker 15: Oh, yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: When the seat's warm? I'm not a fan of that. Oh,
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: I'm looking for a tip jar whenever that happens.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: I'm not a fan of that. So am I tasting
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: this now?
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. So what flavor is this?
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Cream soda? This is cream soda.
• 37:46
  Speaker 20: I'm a fan.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: This is your favorite? This is a cream soda Olipop.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Once again, this is not getting paid.
• 37:52
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: All right. What are you doing? Hang on, buddy. Hang on.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: Just 40 calories.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: 40 calories, Jim. You're used to straight cocaine drink over
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: there in Pepsi land. You got to drink all of
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: that on this segment. There is no way I'm doing that.
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: I would rather drink that stuff that you have to
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: drink before a colonoscopy. That's kind of what this is.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: I can't believe that. It's not that bad. 21% of
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: dietary fiber. This has the fiber you crave. You got
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: to slam that.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: I don't want to slam it, dude. You're supposed to
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: enjoy it. Why am I slamming a 12-ounce soda? It's ridiculous.
• 38:26
  Speaker 18: Oh, man.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: You think that tastes good? I think it tastes all right,
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: and then the effect is way worth it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Look at the ingredients. It's not bad.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not saying it's bad. I don't care about
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: the ingredients. I'm asking you how it tastes. You should
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: care about ingredients. I mean, that's a secondary thing. I
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: give it a real 6 out of 10. When it
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: comes to taste.
• 38:48
  Speaker 21: Really?
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: But then I give it a straight 9 out of
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: 10 out of effect. Like, you don't have to eat salads. Woof!
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: You can just drink... I've got no problem with that.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Rip one of these cream sodas and all of a
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: sudden you don't even need to... You are too snobby.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: You literally just... When I say just, 18 months ago
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: started using salt on your food. That's right.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: And we use too much sodium, by the way.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: You don't. I'm cut back.
• 39:12
  Speaker 10: So....
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: You're too snobby. This is fine. There's nothing wrong with it. Wowzers.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: And then tell me.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Wowzers, dude. God almighty. I'm not exactly on board with
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: calling it evacuating. Oh, man. But I taste the hickory notes.
• 39:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: I understand why it makes you... do that because your
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: body wants it out of you so bad.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Oh no. It does that to get it gone. That's
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: what the deal is.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: You are having basically untempered off the brick fiber and
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: it's gonna, you won't even need a bidet. I don't
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: think you could just hit it like a, like a ninja.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: You have 15 grams of carbs.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. And only two grams of sugar. This is
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: a tough flavor, buddy. This is a really tough flavor.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not drinking these for the flavor. I'm drinking these
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: to save on toilet paper. That's why I have a bidet.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: What are you even talking about? I'm just saying, like,
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: you're going to be surprised by the next time you,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: your term, not mine, evacuate. Man, oh, man. I got
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: to tell you, dog, that's a really tough flavor to
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: kind of get.
• 40:19
  Speaker 19: Down, man.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Wait, the cream part of it?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Do you think any flavor is going to have that taste?
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: I think any flavor of Alley Pop is going to
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: have that taste to you.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what are the other flavors? They have like 30 flavors.
• 40:32
  Speaker 8: 30?
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they have like peach and whatnot.
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: 30?
• 40:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: 30 flavors of that? Yeah, they have peach, which is
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: an oddly specific first guess. Yeah.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Question.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: Are you into peaches right now?
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love peaches.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, peaches is my favorite.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: They do come from a can. It's my favorite fruit.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: I like peaches. They call me peach. I like peach
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: flavored stuff. Like when I get tea sometimes, I get
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: that peach flavor. Actually, I love it.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: So you are going to feel the effects of this thing.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: And this is the first time you've ever had a
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: pre or probiotic soda, right? Yeah, this is the first
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: time I've ever had any of this stuff. Yeah, dude,
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: you are about to touch the dragon. You're about to
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: see the other side of the crescent moon. That is
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: a tough take, big dog. You ever seen a kid
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: have a first sip of beer? That's exactly the face
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: I have right now.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not wrong.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: If you have a kid that tastes alcohol for the
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: first time, when you feed a baby a lemon, oh, man,
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: that is tough. It's the same face you make when
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: you have something healthy.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: I got to tell you. This is why he said
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: chug it, by the way.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say I hate this, and I'm only
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: saying I hate it because it's the only word.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: It's the lingo.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: I hate it when people say it's not that bad.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: It's not that far away from real cream soda. It
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: is from here to blinking Seattle away from actual cream soda.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: So not true. It's not even in the same planet
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: as real cream soda. It's right next door.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: It's not even close.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: It literally is a next door neighbor. It is crazy.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: It is not. That is at the bottom of the ocean.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: All right, you ready?
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: The only thing you're complaining about is a lack of sugar.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: That's all. It's so. That's all it is. Did you
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: finish it? It's a lack of sugar. What do you mean,
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: did I finish it? I finished mine.
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: I'm almost done. You guys got to be kidding.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Come on. Poop like us.
• 42:20
  Speaker 8: 407-916-2041.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: Text us at 777. zero three now it's in the
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: morning we'll come back tomorrow tomorrow at 3 45 you
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: want to do a group call when it's happening yeah
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: animal house next all right welcome back to the jim
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: colbert show we're already a 104.1 feeling the effects of
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: the ollie pop talking to the young ladies from the
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: central florida zoo about ollie pop and poppy and all
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: that and now reading the texting service guy just texted
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: and said hey look my wife brought home a Case
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: of this stuff, and it is the most putrid thing
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: I've ever put in my body in the history of bodies.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: And Ross, you're more than welcome to come to this
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: house and pick it up.
• 43:00
  Speaker 14: Deal.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I'm Jim.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: Jack and Ross are right there. Let's do Animal House.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: She likes them fuzzy, furry, feathery, tough, and scaly.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It's time for Animal House with Debra Roberts.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, and I'm also brought to you by a
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: good friend over at Glenn Clauseman.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Clauseman Law. We'll tell you more about Glenn in just
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: a little bit. But first things first, guys, give it
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: up good and loud for the Central Florida Zoo!
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  Speaker 11: Yay!
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  Speaker 3: How's it going, girls?
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  Speaker 4: G.Fu Jennings and Katie Cuffell here with us from the
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Central Florida Zoo. How's things?
• 43:35
  Speaker 22: Oh, it's great. It's good to be back.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, I've got to get you some headphones.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Hold on one sec.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: You guys talk for a second.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Go ahead.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: How are things over there? I know the weather's been
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: a little sketchy, a lot of rain lately. Does that
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: affect the animals a bunch?
• 43:47
  Speaker 22: It does, but you know what?
• 43:48
  Speaker 14: The animals get really excited because the more rain there is,
• 43:51
  Speaker 14: the happier they are. Just like how we don't like
• 43:53
  Speaker 14: being out in the heat, they don't really like being
• 43:54
  Speaker 14: out in the heat.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 43:57
  Speaker 14: Listen, if you ever go to the zoo, look really carefully.
• 44:00
  Speaker 14: Look for those sort of little secret hidden spots.
• 44:03
  Speaker 22: They've got fans. They've got heat lamps. They've got ice packs.
• 44:07
  Speaker 14: They've got it made. They don't have to come out
• 44:09
  Speaker 14: if they don't want to. They can stay inside their
• 44:11
  Speaker 14: air-conditioned house all they want to.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's awesome. And it's funny because, like, I know
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: today we are focusing on snakes because we have the red, white,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: and indigo event coming up. And you brought a friend
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: with you today.
• 44:23
  Speaker 9: Yes, this is Moeller. He is a ball python. And
• 44:28
  Speaker 9: I know we were just talking about animals loving the
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: cooler temps, but Moeller actually prefers the heat.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Does he?
• 44:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: Yes, so these guys are native to Africa, so they
• 44:37
  Speaker 9: like the nice warmer temperatures, and that's what he is
• 44:40
  Speaker 9: used to. But he has a temperature-controlled enclosure, so he
• 44:42
  Speaker 9: doesn't really care whether or not we have rain.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: How big is he right now, by the way, and
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: how old is he?
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: So he is about 24 years old. Yes, but these
• 44:55
  Speaker 9: guys with really good care can live about 25, 30.
• 44:57
  Speaker 9: The oldest living one, though, lived to 48.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Really? So he's a senior.
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 45:02
  Speaker 14: But he still looks pretty good. He qualifies for the
• 45:05
  Speaker 14: senior discount, but he's looking good.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: He moisturizes for sure. He gets the 10,000 steps in.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: But it's on me. They don't have legs.
• 45:12
  Speaker 14: But they have the best abs in the whole animal kingdom.
• 45:14
  Speaker 14: If you don't have anything to get around other than abs.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I see the V-bones, the little V
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: thing there.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: My question for you, though, is when a dog gets older,
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: you can see the white in its fur around its face.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: When a snake gets older, what are the physical... Telltale
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: signs of... Dude, I gotta tell you, that was the
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: exact question I was about to ask. Like, how can
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: you tell when a snake is... Because he looks like
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: he could be a year old. Who would know?
• 45:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so once they reach their fully grown size, it's
• 45:42
  Speaker 9: really hard to tell an exact age. As they do
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: get older, they can get arthritis just like anybody with bones.
• 45:49
  Speaker 9: You know, sometimes they can have a little bit more
• 45:51
  Speaker 9: trouble moving, getting around. But overall, it is really difficult
• 45:55
  Speaker 9: to tell.
• 45:55
  Speaker 15: Really?
• 45:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
• 45:56
  Speaker 9: Yes, once they are.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: There's, like, rings or something? Stop, Duke.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Come on back.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Do snakes, like, can they get diseases like anybody? Oh, yeah.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: What are they susceptible to? I mean, it's not, like,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: a human-type disease, though, right? Can they get colds, flus?
• 46:12
  Speaker 14: Not usually.
• 46:13
  Speaker 9: So they can get, like, upper respiratory infections.
• 46:15
  Speaker 12: Really?
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: So they can get snotty noses like everybody else. It's
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: just a little bit different.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Can snakes sneeze?
• 46:23
  Speaker 9: Kind of.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 46:25
  Speaker 9: It's more just trying to clear out whatever they have
• 46:28
  Speaker 9: in their nasal areas.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Do they make a noise while doing it?
• 46:32
  Speaker 22: It's not as gross as people.
• 46:33
  Speaker 9: No, it's definitely not.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: Can they cough?
• 46:36
  Speaker 18: Not really.
• 46:36
  Speaker 9: I've never heard one cough. They can yawn pretty cute, though.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know they yawn because you see them. That's
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: when they're the creepiest. You don't judge things by their cover.
• 46:47
  Speaker 8: Do they burp?
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: One burp all right.
• 46:51
  Speaker 22: First time for everything.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah for sure did i blush.
• 46:54
  Speaker 9: Um it'd be pretty hard to tell on moeller.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah and how long has he been with you
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: guys the entire time yes really.
• 47:01
  Speaker 9: Yes so um he's been with us pretty much his
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: whole entire life yeah we've had him for a really long.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: Time if you're checking out jimcobertlive.com the uh in in
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: studio camera they have a bunch of stuff laid out
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: in front of them i see a couple skins and
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: some other things what'd you bring with you today.
• 47:17
  Speaker 14: So in honor of our special scaly friend and red, white,
• 47:21
  Speaker 14: and indigo day, we brought a couple of special bio facts.
• 47:24
  Speaker 14: So these are things that were either confiscated from people
• 47:27
  Speaker 14: who had them illegally or were from an animal that
• 47:30
  Speaker 14: passed away and.
• 47:31
  Speaker 22: Were doing a test that we were able to use
• 47:32
  Speaker 22: for education purposes.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 47:34
  Speaker 14: So we have a reticulated python skull bone clone.
• 47:38
  Speaker 22: So you can see like the head size of this thing.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 47:41
  Speaker 14: Molar.
• 47:41
  Speaker 8: Molar.
• 47:43
  Speaker 22: Wow. And then we've got.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: So hold on. With a head that size, because that's
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: the size of my hand, how big is the snake
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: that would be attached to a skull that big?
• 47:51
  Speaker 22: So pretty long.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: 10 feet plus?
• 47:55
  Speaker 22: At least 10 feet plus.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 47:57
  Speaker 22: Usually a lot larger. A lot larger.
• 48:00
  Speaker 14: I know anacondas get up to be like 20 feet plus,
• 48:03
  Speaker 14: but reticulades and... Burmese are usually in like the tens
• 48:08
  Speaker 14: to teens in size. But it's really cool because you
• 48:11
  Speaker 14: can see their jaw opening. So you're talking about them yawning.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: So creepy.
• 48:15
  Speaker 22: Everyone is just sometimes more flexible than others.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure.
• 48:18
  Speaker 22: They're really flexible. Do you like to eat?
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I love to eat.
• 48:21
  Speaker 14: Imagine though if you had this type of mouth, you'd
• 48:24
  Speaker 14: be able to eat a whole watermelon, a whole brisket
• 48:26
  Speaker 14: in one gulp.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: You lost me watermelon, got me right back with brisket.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: She's speaking your love language.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: He loves to eat.
• 48:33
  Speaker 22: We are in the South.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: He's got good food.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: He's not flexible, though.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Just a heads up.
• 48:38
  Speaker 14: Well, their jaws, they're able to open their top jaw
• 48:41
  Speaker 14: and the bottom jaw.
• 48:42
  Speaker 22: And then if everyone wants.
• 48:43
  Speaker 14: To do, like, the little Star Trek line, they can
• 48:46
  Speaker 14: flex their bottom jaw open so you can see that
• 48:48
  Speaker 14: little gap here.
• 48:49
  Speaker 22: This bar is not normally here.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: And what do they do with that? Flex it open
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: and just opens their mouth as wide as possible?
• 48:55
  Speaker 14: It opens their mouth as wide as possible, and then
• 48:57
  Speaker 14: they can use it as, like, little train tracks.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: And they don't chew and their teeth face backwards. So
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: every time they make a move, it forces the food
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: down their esophagus. I mean, the same thing.
• 49:07
  Speaker 14: And it's a little bit more of like an automatic
• 49:09
  Speaker 14: process so that they're able to swallow all of that
• 49:11
  Speaker 14: food whole. So we have the reticulated python head. So
• 49:16
  Speaker 14: both of these are types of pythons. We've got our
• 49:19
  Speaker 14: Burmese python.
• 49:20
  Speaker 9: Skin.
• 49:21
  Speaker 14: We have some rattlesnake fangs as well. We've got some
• 49:26
  Speaker 14: rattlesnake rattles. Our eastern indigo snakes and black racer eggs.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: This is the weirdest food truck I've ever been to.
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: What out of that was confiscated that you mentioned? What
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: out of that are people not allowed to have?
• 49:42
  Speaker 14: So some of them are things that, and how people
• 49:45
  Speaker 14: acquired them. So there are some things where they are
• 49:48
  Speaker 14: able to do like those Python hunts down in the
• 49:51
  Speaker 14: Everglades in an effort to help control those invasive populations.
• 49:55
  Speaker 14: So the bone clone is a copy, so that is
• 49:59
  Speaker 14: legal to have.
• 49:59
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 50:00
  Speaker 14: If you were to have an eastern indigo snake egg
• 50:02
  Speaker 14: without permitting, that's probably not a good thing.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Super bad mood.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Federally protected. I'm not over the bone clone.
• 50:10
  Speaker 14: So the eastern indigo is one of the animals that
• 50:13
  Speaker 14: we're highlighting this weekend. Very special near and dear to
• 50:15
  Speaker 14: our hearts. These ones are actually threatened and a really
• 50:19
  Speaker 14: important species. If you don't like rattlesnakes, they actually love
• 50:22
  Speaker 14: to eat rattlesnakes. And they're native to Florida. They're native
• 50:26
  Speaker 14: to southern Alabama. And they've lost a lot of their habitat.
• 50:30
  Speaker 14: So OCIC, the Orient Center for Indigo Conservation that we're
• 50:34
  Speaker 14: helping to support is one of our organizations as.
• 50:36
  Speaker 22: Well under our umbrella.
• 50:38
  Speaker 14: Um, they breed reintroduce, release, study field research, trying to
• 50:43
  Speaker 14: reintroduce these amazing snakes back into their native home ranges.
• 50:46
  Speaker 22: So they are protected.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: If you see.
• 50:48
  Speaker 14: A big, chunky black snake that looks like it's black,
• 50:52
  Speaker 14: like that iridescent indigo, that's probably an eastern indigo snake.
• 50:56
  Speaker 14: You're not allowed to touch it, do construction.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: Leave it alone, man.
• 50:59
  Speaker 15: They are protected.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Leave it alone.
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Is that going to hurt you?
• 51:01
  Speaker 22: So if you have something from that, probably shouldn't have it,
• 51:03
  Speaker 22: and will probably get confiscated.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: And by the way, that egg is way bigger than
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: I thought it would be. That's like the size of
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: a small chicken egg.
• 51:09
  Speaker 14: Yeah, and I wish I could show you guys that,
• 51:10
  Speaker 14: but that's... I don't think the texture will show up
• 51:13
  Speaker 14: on the camera.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: It's bumpy. Oh, really? It's really bumpy. Really?
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: Let me check that out.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Do you mind?
• 51:19
  Speaker 16: Oh, wow.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Sit on it. See what happens. It's sticky to the
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: point like sandpaper is sticky. Yeah. You couldn't drag your
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: hand across this. That's like shark skin. Well, that's crazy.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: And this is a Black Racer.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: And this is a Black Racer one?
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: That skin is beautiful, though.
• 51:39
  Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: Crazy, dude. That's unbelievable.
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: What else do you have?
• 51:46
  Speaker 14: So this other item that we have, this is a
• 51:48
  Speaker 14: shed from an eastern indigo snake.
• 51:50
  Speaker 22: So they are.
• 51:53
  Speaker 14: One of the largest non-venomous snakes that we have here
• 51:56
  Speaker 14: in North America.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Matter of fact, you said that the one you guys
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: usually bring in, you can't bring him in anymore because
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: he's so big. Yeah.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: And I remember him being gigantic last time he was here.
• 52:03
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 52:04
  Speaker 14: So we had our red-tailed boa the last time that
• 52:06
  Speaker 14: we were here in Indiana. Teddy is just about as long,
• 52:10
  Speaker 14: but he's like thinner.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:12
  Speaker 14: So our Eastern Indigo snake, he's, he's a, Teddy's probably
• 52:16
  Speaker 14: about six and four feet. He takes up an entire
• 52:20
  Speaker 14: six foot table, if not more. But this is a
• 52:23
  Speaker 14: shed that we laminated.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Wow. That's crazy, man.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: That's got to be, that's like five and a half,
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: six feet tall.
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 52:30
  Speaker 14: And they also have their, um, so they can, they
• 52:33
  Speaker 14: can top out around like, uh, seven feet. Some of
• 52:35
  Speaker 14: the males can get up to eight feet on like record.
• 52:38
  Speaker 14: But you can see on here that they have an
• 52:41
  Speaker 14: eye cap that goes over their eye, that scale that
• 52:43
  Speaker 14: goes over their eye. So built-in glasses, goggles, don't have
• 52:46
  Speaker 14: to worry about someone poking you in your eye.
• 52:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
• 52:48
  Speaker 22: And then if it gets scratched, you just shut it
• 52:50
  Speaker 22: and you get a new lens.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: Wow, that's crazy, man.
• 52:51
  Speaker 22: You don't have to pay for it.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Well, tell us about Red, White, and Indigo.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: What's going on? Absolutely.
• 52:55
  Speaker 14: So Red, White, and Indigo, you guys mentioned that you
• 52:57
  Speaker 14: love food. Well, better come hungry. So this Saturday at
• 53:00
  Speaker 14: the Central Florida Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Sanford, We
• 53:03
  Speaker 14: have Red, White, and Indigo Day going on celebrating Wild
• 53:07
  Speaker 14: America from 9 a.m.
• 53:08
  Speaker 22: To 5 p.m.
• 53:09
  Speaker 14: I say come hungry because we are going to have
• 53:11
  Speaker 14: amazing food.
• 53:12
  Speaker 22: We're going to have pulled chicken, brisket, and, of course,
• 53:16
  Speaker 22: funnel cake.
• 53:16
  Speaker 10: Nice.
• 53:17
  Speaker 14: Funnel cake, one of my favorites. But we're going to
• 53:19
  Speaker 14: have live entertainment, keeper chats with keepers like Katie. Come
• 53:22
  Speaker 14: ask all of your questions. Our indigo snake, a live DJ,
• 53:26
  Speaker 14: live entertainment. Um, lots of fun things and activities for
• 53:30
  Speaker 14: everyone to do for all ages throughout the zoo. Yeah.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you, I mean, she's been handling that
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: snake the entire time that we've been talking and that
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: snake does, I mean, and look, we've, we've known that.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Like Boas, that's a Boa?
• 53:41
  Speaker 22: A Python.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Python.
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: So that, that they're really docile. So do, do they
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: ever get into a mood where they, they can tell
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: you that they don't want to be held anymore?
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, are they always like that?
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: And they don't strike or get angry unless it's, or
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: get aggressive unless it's like food they're hunting?
• 53:57
  Speaker 9: So it can really just depend on the animal's individual behaviors,
• 54:01
  Speaker 9: but ball pythons are known to be more docile than
• 54:05
  Speaker 9: some other snakes. But there are some that are just
• 54:08
  Speaker 9: a little bit spicy. They can strike. They just feel
• 54:11
  Speaker 9: a little bit more threatened sometimes more than others. But
• 54:14
  Speaker 9: Moeller here, he has a really, really great personality. He's
• 54:17
  Speaker 9: just very chill, very curious. They do get the name
• 54:21
  Speaker 9: ball python because when they are threatened, instead of striking
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: unless they are, like, oh, it's life or death, they'll
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: actually just curl up into a little ball with their
• 54:30
  Speaker 9: head at the center to protect themselves.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow, really?
• 54:32
  Speaker 9: So that's how they get the name ball pythons, so
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: they're not, like, in a fight or flight. They're not
• 54:37
  Speaker 9: really fighting.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. They just ball. Yeah, yeah.
• 54:39
  Speaker 23: They do.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Straight ball, that's it.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: And they're a beautiful.
• 54:42
  Speaker 14: Pattern, too, like you guys have mentioned. Snakes have amazing
• 54:44
  Speaker 14: and beautiful patterns. Some people, even, like, ancient Egyptians used
• 54:47
  Speaker 14: to have snakes because they were so beautiful they would
• 54:50
  Speaker 14: wear them like bracelets while they were still alive wow
• 54:52
  Speaker 14: really they were just the snakes were super calm very chill.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Have you guys been bitten i've never been bitten wow
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: really that's incredible i think i i get the feeling
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: that if i just touched it once it would bite
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: me everywhere yeah we got that feeling too question well
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: you're welcome to touch it after the show i'm not
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: doing that and it's a weird question any part of
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: you that wants to get bitten Like, to finally understand, like, oh,
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: what is it like? Ride the dragon. Yeah.
• 55:16
  Speaker 9: I don't have any desire to. One, because that means
• 55:19
  Speaker 9: I have stressed my animal out to the point that
• 55:21
  Speaker 9: it felt the need to bite me. So that is
• 55:23
  Speaker 9: never my goal. But then also, I don't know if
• 55:25
  Speaker 9: you can see on that skull, but they have so
• 55:27
  Speaker 9: many needle-like little teeth.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 55:30
  Speaker 9: So, well, it's not, you know, he's not venomous. He's
• 55:32
  Speaker 9: not going to give me a fatal blow of venom.
• 55:36
  Speaker 9: It's not super fun having all of those tiny little
• 55:38
  Speaker 9: teeth in your hand.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can only imagine. That's a good answer. That's
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: a perfect answer. And why I don't work at the zoo,
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: because I would be like, just a little bit. It's
• 55:46
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  Speaker 4: Back in a sec with Scott Maxwell from the Orlando Sentinel.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: already at 104.1. I am Jim. Jack is right there.
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: And Ross is here as well.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: It's true.
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  Speaker 3: Every single Wednesday around this time, we invite this gentleman
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: to drop by, kind of chat it up for a
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: little bit. You know him. He writes for the Orlando Sentinel.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: You can read his columns Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays. Guys
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: getting loud for Mr. Scott Maxwell. Truth Dragon. What up, dude?
• 57:15
  Speaker 17: Well, I hadn't looked at myself today and just now
• 57:18
  Speaker 17: realized I put on my raddiest T-shirt for you guys.
• 57:21
  Speaker 17: So a tip of the hat to that.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: Must be rough working from home. Nice collar. It's actually
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: kind of depressing. Working from home. Yeah, I think so.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: It sucks. I mean, when we did it during COVID,
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: it was the worst.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, no interaction with your office mates, no high-fiving
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: people in the hallways, no talking football with Frank in
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: the engineering department or seeing him in the sales department.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: I thought it sucked. It was the worst. I miss Frank.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I mean, all of that is true.
• 57:55
  Speaker 17: I mean, I do go out and I have lunch
• 57:56
  Speaker 17: with people or whatever, and I make a point of
• 57:58
  Speaker 17: doing it. But on days like today where I don't,
• 58:01
  Speaker 17: except where I exercised, The day is just one blur.
• 58:04
  Speaker 17: I wake up at my insane hour at 4 a.m.
• 58:06
  Speaker 17: and you just sort of start working and you don't
• 58:08
  Speaker 17: stop until 9 p.m.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Or something like that. It works well for the man.
• 58:12
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Let me hit the man.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: I hadn't heard that in a minute.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: We may also all be the men.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: So do you have a desk where you sit at
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: a like a PC or do you do all of
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: your writing on a laptop like on the couch?
• 58:28
  Speaker 17: I would like to tell you that if you envision
• 58:31
  Speaker 17: like a leather bound study with a green banker's light,
• 58:36
  Speaker 17: and that's where I am pounding out words and eloquent
• 58:40
  Speaker 17: thoughts all day. In fact, I am usually sitting in
• 58:43
  Speaker 17: my boxers on the sofa. That is where I do
• 58:46
  Speaker 17: the majority of my work. Did you ever have a
• 58:48
  Speaker 17: point where you had a desk and you went there
• 58:49
  Speaker 17: and it looked very newsy? It was, you know, a
• 58:53
  Speaker 17: little unkempt, you know, stuff everywhere because you're breaking.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: Stories every five minutes.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: I mean, not in my house. Yeah, but at the office.
• 59:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. If that's what you were asking. No, I
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: actually had the bankers.
• 59:03
  Speaker 17: Like, I always say, if you watched one of those
• 59:05
  Speaker 17: movies from the 1970s, like All the President's Men.
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: It showed a newsroom.
• 59:10
  Speaker 17: That is exactly what it looked like in 2020, right
• 59:12
  Speaker 17: before COVID came. Newspaper people were sloppy. They had papers
• 59:17
  Speaker 17: pulled up. There was fire hazards. There was food dripped
• 59:20
  Speaker 17: all over. The coffee stain rings on everything.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: The coffee cup hadn't been washed in months.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 59:26
  Speaker 17: Most of us would take our coffee cups to the bathroom,
• 59:29
  Speaker 17: I don't know, once a month and.
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: and put tepid water in it and be like, no,
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: that's good. That's what Jack does, and it's weird.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I rinse my mouth every morning. The same thing.
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: I just rinse it out and reload, dude.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: That's science, man.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: It makes me feel like I'm the only dad on
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: this program right now. I don't get it. You've got
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: to wash those things. All right, I read the column today.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: Simply amazing. Of course, this Hope Florida scandal thing will
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: not go away. Not only is it still continuing to
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: make headline news in Florida, it still continues to make
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: headline news nationally. because of the glowing, blatant nature of
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: this situation. It's kind of crazy.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 17: Yeah, and actually, this isn't even close to being done,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 17: not just because it's campaign season. One thing you have
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 17: to remember is that this grand jury report that just
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 17: came out, it hasn't even been officially released yet. The
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 17: only reason we got it lately is because someone leaked
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 17: it to CBS Miami, and they were the ones to
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 17: publish it, and it was just as damning as everyone expected.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: It would be, but it hadn't even been officially released.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 17: And then, as you may know, some of the people
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 17: who involved, namely our attorney general, James Huthmeyer, who was
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 17: involved in what was essentially a complicated scheme, according to
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 17: the grand jury, of taking public money and siphoning it,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 17: laundering it, if you will, from one political committee to
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 17: another so that they could ultimately spend money that was
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 17: supposed to be public money. meant for health care for
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 17: needy people, and they spent it on political campaigns. And
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 17: just so we're clear that this isn't my words, the
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 17: words of the grand jury said, quote, we can plainly
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 17: see that taxpayer money was misused for political purpose. They
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 17: went on to say the funds were, quote, misappropriated as
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 17: part of a sophisticated scheme to fund political activities. Now,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 17: They do use words like misappropriated when it looks like
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 17: what they mean was stolen because they even define the
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 17: word theft in the grand jury report. But at the
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 17: end of the day, this grand jury, which concluded all
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 17: sorts of wrongdoing, took place with $ 10 million worth of
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 17: public money, decided not to bring charges.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: And that's my question, really, because that's what– when you
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: see any– Uthmeyer got– Got faced up by Fox News
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: the other night. He was on there, and they just
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: basically asked him the entire thing. It was at the
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: end of the interview. And Uthmeyer and, of course, DeSantis
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: are saying the same thing. Ashley Moody really hasn't said much. And,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: by the way, they're all getting smashed on social media.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: It is crazy. They can't make a post without absolutely
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: getting beaten down. But Uthmeyer just basically said, look, man,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: the grand jury, they didn't pass down any convictions. There
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: wasn't any convictions, any recommendations for arrests. Or a criminal
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: activity because nobody would admit to it. I found that
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: to be quite clown showy. But why is that the case?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, if there's clear evidence that there was some
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: misappropriation or some theft there, what's going on?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, you're right.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: It is a very good question.
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  Speaker 17: And first of all, one thing that's important to remember
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 17: is James Uthmeyer has lied repeatedly. And I think in,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 17: I don't know, 20 or however many years I've been
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 17: calling the station, lie isn't a word I use very
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 17: often because lie.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Is something you can't prove.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 17: We can prove Uthmeyer has lied repeatedly about this. He
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 17: said it wasn't public money. It was, to your point,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 17: he said the grand jury vindicated them. This grand jury
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 17: report did not vindicate them. It said wrongdoing was conducted.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 17: He said this was a Democratic ploy. He said the
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 17: whole thing was cooked up by Democrats.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: It was not.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 17: It was brought up by Republicans in the House. God
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 17: bless them, Republicans who said taxpayers deserved an answer to
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 17: their money. But to your point, they did not bring charges.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 17: And it looked like because the grand jury, or I
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 17: would probably argue the state attorney, was a weenie. Because
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 17: at the end of the day, a bunch of witnesses
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 17: came in, basically copped to doing everything wrong that they said.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: But when the grand jury kept asking them, who specifically
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: told you to do all this? they would, to a one, go,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: I don't remember. I don't remember.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 17: And I guess, and this is one of my points
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 17: in my column, as you may have seen, is this
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 17: is a perfect example of two-tier justice in America. Because
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 17: I got to tell you, when some petty criminal goes
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 17: in and says, I don't remember, that's not the end.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 17: The prosecutor doesn't go, well, gosh darn it, you got us.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: It just happened.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: It just happened. It literally just happened.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: What was the kid out in Windermere that started the
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: hedge fund and stole millions of dollars from people?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: That guy's going to go to jail for 30 years.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: You know the case, right?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: It just happened not even a month and a half ago.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Goliath Ventures. Yes, Goliath Ventures. That guy, same type thing.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: He basically conned people out of money, and they found him,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: and he copped to it, and now he's going to
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: do prison time. Not jail time. Not 30 days in
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: the lockup in Orange County. Dude, this guy's going to
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: state prison.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: Over this. No, yeah, yeah. Federal, actually, I think. Yes,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: that's right.
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  Speaker 17: And I got to tell you, that's one thing that
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 17: makes a difference in my book, that it's federal. In fact, Jim,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 17: if you look at like, I won't say every, but
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 17: many of the major white collar crackdowns that we've had
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 17: in this region, they were done by the feds, not
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 17: our panty waist. state officials who talk tough about street criminals,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 17: but don't do squat about white collar power for people.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 17: Joel Greenberg, how long did we write about him? Nobody
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 17: in the state did anything. That was the feds who
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 17: came in and cracked down.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you another question, Scott, because I don't
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: understand the nature of how this works. So, you know,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: they're saying vindicated the whole nine yards. So when the
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: grand jury passes this down and when it does get
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: released public, I assume that it will. What is this
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: have a shelf life? I mean, does this is is
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: it just because they didn't hand down any recommendations for
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: criminal activity? Does that mean it's just over or can
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: this grand can this grand jury.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: Not indictment? What's the word I'm looking for?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: Assessment.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: Bring church. Yeah, they can indict.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 17: They could charge. More importantly to your question, other state
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 17: attorneys could. And in fact, in another part of today's paper,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 17: there was Monique Worrell who was talking about how her
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 17: office had looked at where these millions of dollars were misspent.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 17: And she had learned, at least her early indications, that
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 17: some of this publicly misspent money was spent in her
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 17: district here in Orange County, probably on campaign ads. And
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 17: so she was saying, is there any way I can
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 17: get involved and charge somebody? That could be the case
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 17: for prosecutors all over the state. They could still look
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 17: at this stuff. And I do not know why this
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 17: report has not been publicly released. The grand jury report
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 17: ended with public policy recommendations. Let me say the first
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 17: word of that, public policy recommendations. They said, well, we
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 17: can't charge anyone. These laws need to be changed. Obviously,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 17: the grand jury wanted this to be out there. The
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 17: understanding or, I guess, suspicion is that somebody, perhaps somebody involved,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 17: had filed legal motions to try to keep this grand
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 17: jury report sealed. And that's why DeSantis- And Uthmeyer pitched
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 17: an absolute tantrum when CBS News released it. And I
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 17: think one of the most mind-boggling things that you and
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 17: I swapped notes about this morning to me is this
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 17: got released. The report is out there. Go to CBS Miami.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 17: Type in Hope, Florida. You can read the 19-page report
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 17: from the grand jury yourself. People started asking him about it.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 17: James Uthmeyer, this state's attorney general, threatened to arrest a
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 17: reporter from right here in Orlando, from WKMG, for asking
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 17: about this. These guys were involved in the thing that
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 17: looked like it was corruption, and they're threatening to arrest somebody.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 17: And his argument was that this was a sealed grand
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 17: jury report. Well, If there was a crime there, it
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 17: was who released that report. It does not prevent anybody
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 17: from talking about it in case anybody knows that. And
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 17: you know how he knows he knows that, Jim, because,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 17: as you said, that Fox News anchor also asked him
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 17: about the grand jury report.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: He didn't threaten to arrest him.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 17: I mean, he gave a smug answer and he trembled
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 17: a little bit, but he did not.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: He did not threaten to arrest him. And you know
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: what else?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 17: Yesterday, the Republicans in both the State House and the
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 17: State Senate started talking about the grand jury report and
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 17: calling for reforms. I don't think Ruth Meyer is going
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 17: to threaten to arrest those guys.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: And I didn't.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: Rick Scott even said something about this.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: Didn't Rick Scott come out and condemn this as well?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, again, I mean, you talk about
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 3: a stalwart Republican. I mean, like Rick Scott come out
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: and have something to say about that. You know, here's
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: the other thing, too. Is this all really kind of
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: doesn't even matter kind of scenario? Because we know for
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: a fact there are any convictions involved. that pardons will
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: come down as quickly as you could say you're guilty? Well, no,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say so. I mean, that's getting a little
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: ahead because no one's even been charged.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 17: But I wouldn't think so because it would be a
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 17: new administration if anything were to happen like that. But yes,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 17: the justice system isn't quite what it used to be.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: I would agree with that assessment.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 17: But like I say, there are House Republicans and Senate
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 17: Republicans who are still demanding answers as well.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: I think they should. Yeah, man, it's kind of crazy,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: and it's not going to go away, unfortunately. And you
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: mentioned Ashley Moody.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 17: So if you want to– I'm not going to get
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 17: bogged down in the specifics, but basically there was $ 10 million.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 17: It was a company that had overbilled the state. So
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 17: they owed the state money, and they got about a
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 17: $ 60 million settlement. The DeSantis administration shaved off $ 10 million
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 17: from that settlement. It was supposed to go to poor
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 17: people's health care. Once again, they saved it and gave
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 17: it to Hope Florida. That's why we call it the
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 17: Hope Florida Scandal. That's a charity that's been promoted by...
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 17: Rhonda Sanis' wife, Casey. That group then gave it to
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 17: multiple other committees and that ultimately laundered it off to
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 17: campaigns against the amendments that Ron DeSantis didn't like. Now,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 17: there were a lot of people involved. Uthmeyer was involved,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 17: according to the grand jury, a lot of DeSantis staffers.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 17: But you mentioned Ashley Moody. Her office had to sign
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 17: off on this deal as well. And she has been
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 17: more quiet about it. In fact, I thought it was
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 17: really telling when the report was released, Uthmeyer and DeSantis,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 17: they went ripped, you know what?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: They went out the wall. They screamed at anybody who
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: wrote about it. They got very angry.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 17: Ashley Moody did not scream about the grand jury. She
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 17: did not say she was vindicated. She didn't even say
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 17: the deal was legit. Instead, what she said was I
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 17: had nothing to do with this. This was all Ron DeSantis. Now,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 17: that may be a load of bull, but it's pretty telling.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: The woman who was attorney of the general is just saying,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: not me. It's easy. Yeah, you're putting on the lame
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: duck governor. So because you're up for reelection. Yeah, well,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: they're all. Well, both of them are. And I got
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: to tell you, I don't see Ashley Moody.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 17: Losing or anything like this she's running against as we've
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 17: discussed andy nixon who i man i just don't see
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 17: that candidacy prevailing but uthmeyer maybe so i mean this
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 17: is a guy who's done one i mean he's a
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 17: guy he's the guy who was in charge of alligator
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 17: alcatraz yeah and it was even conservatives i mean hell
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 17: it was donald trump's administration who shut it down hundreds
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 17: of millions of dollars more than a billion just pissed
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 17: away in the ever yeah but uh But Floridians love
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 17: that culture war stuff, and this guy is all about
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 17: the culture war stuff.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: That's the problem with that. I mean they're literally addicted
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: to it. And we'll see.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 17: I try to be open-minded, but I said at the
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 17: end of the piece, if you vote for James Huthmeyer,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 17: you don't get to claim you believe in transparent government.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 17: You don't get to believe you believe in fiscal conservative.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 17: If you like him because of the culture wars, go
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 17: ahead and own that.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: It's just like the whole alligator Alcatraz using that as
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: like a strike. And even though on paper and in
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: all of our shared reality, it is a loss.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: It did not work. It wasn't a good idea.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: However, alligator Alcatraz still gets people going, yeah. There's a
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: reason the party slapped the logo on beer koozies.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: We did not get reimbursed from the feds for that yet, right?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: And that was supposed to be the original deal. Go
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: ahead and build it. We'll give you the money back.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: The last I read, not fully at all. I think
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: they need that money for the ballroom. Yeah, because it was,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: I think the original tune was like 700 plus million.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: And I think there was a partial payment made, but
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: I still think it's quite a bit of money still
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: owed for that, right?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 17: I don't, we haven't even, Jim, I think you're right,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 17: but we haven't even gotten the final tabs on this
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 17: thing and the tallies and how it was spent and
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 17: which companies got no big contracts.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was another thing Republicans are supposed to
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: believe in, right?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Kind of wild, man.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: Well, always good seeing you, buddy. Guys, good and loud
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: for Mr. Scott Maxwell.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: There he is. Sweet! The truth dragon.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: We'll see you soon, big dog. All right, take care, guys.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, man.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: All right, 407-916-1041. Text us, 77031. Back in one sec
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: with more of the Jim Colbert Show. Hey, Jimmy.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 12: Ross is telling you in so many words, it's liquid
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 12: colon blow like the SNL skit. Have fun tomorrow or
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 12: potentially later tonight.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: No, stop.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, Jim, that was.
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  Speaker 2: Prebiotic sodas.
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  Speaker 7: I tried the Pepsi one this past weekend and I
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 7: did not taste any Pepsi in there.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Only ass, I guess. I can't get over the flavor.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 15: I'll find my fiber elsewhere.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: Good afternoon, the Jim Colbert Show, Prince of the Island.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 21: It's Jack.
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  Speaker 17: I've never seen a bigger crybaby than Jimmy.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. He cries about nearly everything. You want
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: me to drink that? This is the worst flavor ever.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. I can't ride a ride. It makes
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: me dizzy. I won't bone like that. Come on, bro.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: Just suck it up and.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 8: For.
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  Speaker 2: The record.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: My voice is way lower than that. All right.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 12: 407-916-1041.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: Text us 77031. I'm Jim. There's Deb.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, excuse me, Jack. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: Ross is here as well. Chugga-chugga.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Hey, did you guys hear an Orlando legend passed away?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, an Orlando legend passed away.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: And this gentleman... Spent a lot of time in downtown Orlando.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: He became kind of a fixture of downtown Orlando. I
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: just read it right before I came on the air today.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: The magician? Not the magician. The superhero guy? No, no,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: not Master Legend. Yes, okay.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: Not Master Legend.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, good. And I don't want to focus too much
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: on the downtown, because I think everybody that's listening to
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: this show, wherever you are, I think all towns kind
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: of have one of these people that everybody kind of knows.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: They're beloved by everyone.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Is it the guy who's hiding money all over town?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: It's not the guy. It's not Orlando Money Grab or
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: whatever that is. The drummer?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: Orlando Money Hunt.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: That's what it is. No. Drummer? Yeah.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: What do you mean drummer? What are you talking about?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's multiple, like, just, you know. Oh, you
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: guys who drum on the street or whatever?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Like the pickleball, the pickle bucket guys? No, no, no, no.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: I saw one drummer not even trying. I can say
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: one word and Jack Bradshaw will know it.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: One word.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: Rose.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: The Rose guy? Yeah, you know. Derek Rose. Milton McKnight
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: passed away. The guy in the wheelchair. that used to
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: ride around downtown Orlando in the wheelchair. And he would
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: hand out, he would sell roses for $ 2 a piece.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: And about, uh, I think maybe four or five, six
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: years ago, my timeline is terrible. Uh, the Sentinel did
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: a big piece on him. Uh, the news stations did
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: a big piece on him. He was, uh, he was
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: confined to a wheelchair. Um, I think it was completely, uh, quadriplegic.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: He may have had some use of his arms, I
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: think maybe, but, um, But everybody kind of knew who
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: he was because he rode around downtown in his wheelchair.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: You know who it is now, though, don't you, buddy? Yes. Yeah,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: I remember.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And unfortunately, he passed away.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: And I just think everybody has one of those people
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: in their town where everybody kind of knows they may,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: you know, could be a homeless person. I don't think
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Milton was homeless, but it could be that. It could
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: be just somebody who spends a lot of time around
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: that area.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: Trying to do good things or whatever.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 12: But, yeah.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: That's a bummer. Yeah, I didn't mean to bring that
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: up and bum everybody out. It's just that he's kind
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: of an Orlando legend. A big piece for him today.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: And I think this weekly or sentimental, there he is.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Who's that guy sitting right there with him? Is that
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: Jake Rudin? No, looks just like him. All right.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 9: 407-916-1041.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: Text us at 77031. So we talk about soda a lot.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: We were talking about Ollie. Is it Ollie Pop? Is
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: that what that is?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: Did you finish yours?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: No, buddy.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: I just took another swig a second ago.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: Well, for the people who just joined us, take another
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: swig and then react to it.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: People just join in their car. We each got a
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: can of Ollie Pop cream soda. Ross and I finished
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: ours an hour ago.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: God, dog, dude.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: It's all right. It's all right.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 10: Buddy, that.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: It's good. It's good for you.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: So you've gone through the flavors, and that's the one
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  Speaker 4: you like.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: That's the one you really... Does your wife drink that?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: She drinks that flavor?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: She does. She likes that? She does.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: You know what's good about it, though? It's one where
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: you'd have one.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: And one's enough.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You don't need multiple. Yeah, I'm not going to make
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: it through that one.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: I think Ross made the mistake of having multiple in
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: a day.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Have you not? Yeah, yeah. I've done that multiple times
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: as well. That's like a cleanse. So can I ask
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: you a question? By the way, I have some science
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: around soda I just figured out this weekend, which is
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: kind of wild. But so do you drink this as
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: a health thing or do you drink it because you
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: actually like it? Because when I have a cough, I
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: take cough syrup. But I'm not going around drinking cough syrup.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say 80%, 20%. 80% for the effect, 20%.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: For the flavor.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Because I'm like, all right, yeah. After I mow a yard,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: I get a cold one of those. But you've got
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: to drink it fast. You should not drink it warm.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: That's when it gets pretty disgusting. So you look to
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: that for refreshment.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: You do. Yeah, any cold liquid will do it, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Not that one, buddy.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: I drank it cold.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: You gave it to me cold. It was not good, man.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: You prefer water over that?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: Yes, I would drink water over that in five. I
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: would drink old watered-down Coke. I would drink anything.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: I would drink an old milkshake before I would drink that.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: It's terrible.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: No, you got to finish that, though. I know. Yeah, dude,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, people on the texting service a minute ago, too,
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: they were like, I agree with you. It tastes like ass.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: It's terrible.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: That's the texting service. And? What do they know? They
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: know it tastes like ass. They agree with me there.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying that I think it tastes phenomenal. I'm
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: just saying that you are about to touch God tomorrow morning.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: Jim's enjoying a campaign where he's got the listeners on
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: his side.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: It's finally happened. So the one thing I did find out, though,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: is this.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: So you guys get the 20-ounce sodas whenever you have one.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: I have the Pepsi Zero, right? Do you drink an
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: entire one the entire time, or do you pour some
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 3: out into a glass with some ice and then reseal
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: it up? You ever do that?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: If I was at home, that's exactly how I do it.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: I find when I do drink soda, I'm drinking less
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, same here.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: Even with the Pepsi Zero, I'll only pour myself like
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: a whiskey glass size full of that, and then I
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: reseal the bottle up.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: Well, here's what I found out. Do you put that
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: bottle back into the fridge or no?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: You don't.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: You shouldn't.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 6: Why?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Somebody out there who knows this science, explain this to me.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: I've been doing this forever. I also, here at the station,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: when I get a Pepsi Zero, I'll open it up,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: I'll pour some out, I'll lock it back up, and
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: I'll put it back in the fridge.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: It kills the fizz.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: The Pepsi Zero that I drank this morning has been
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: sitting on my studio desk where my computer is where
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: I do spots for a week and a half. unrefrigerated.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: When I opened it up this morning, when I was
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: having my little lunch before I came, I poured a
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: little bit like I just got it. And it never
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: happens like that out of the fridge. The fridge kills
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: the fizz and it does it with regular soda as well.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: Really? When you open your soda and you have some
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: and you.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: Seal it back up, like one of the bottles, 20
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: ounce bottles, don't put it back in your fridge.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: That kills the fizz. Just leave it out. It lasts longer.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: I just discovered that today. I was like, I expected
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: it to be flat and dead.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: It was not.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: It was alive, dude. Like, I just bought the damn thing.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: So this is one of my favorite things about you,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: because this is not something that you read.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 14: No.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: This is something that you have observed. I just, after
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: drinking soda all these years, I was like, well, when
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: I put it back in the fridge, it's not as
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: good the next day. And it just so happened that
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: this Pepsi Zero was sitting out for damn near two weeks,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: and I undid it.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: I expected it to be flat and nothing.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 7: I mean, pfft.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: Fresh, poured it over like I just bought it. Incredible.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: I feel you, but I don't feel you. Because I
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: don't think fridge or not fridge would make the impact
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: on that. The biggest impact on the fizz is how
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 3: many times you have opened it. I don't know, dude.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you. I don't know. If you leave that
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: Pepsi Zero... And then you only open it once. Man,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you. And then wait two weeks and then
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: open it again. Then you got the fizz again.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: It ain't like this just dawned on me, dude.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: I've been drinking sodas like this for years, and I
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: just found out that leaving one out, it's way fizzier.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: I like putting it in the fridge because then I
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: don't need ice. But I only drink soda on ice.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: I hardly ever drink it right out of the bottle.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: Because you like it watered down. Well, I just like
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: it with ice. That's just how I've always consumed soda.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: My wife never does it. My wife only drinks it
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: out of the bottle. Your hypothesis is that a soda
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: outside of a fridge keeps the fizz longer than a
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: soda in the fridge. I think if you put your
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: open soda back in the fridge, even if you tighten
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: it tight as hell, it kills the carbonation as opposed
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: to leaving it out on the counter at room temp.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 3: I think we might have a catfish moment here. I
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: don't think we do. I don't know. All right. 407-916-1041.
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  Speaker 4: Back in a sec.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: And I raise you.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: Paradigms. As in our company needs a complete paradigm shift.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: That's great. All right, buddy.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 23: 407-916-1041.
• 1:21:14
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• 1:21:15
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• 1:21:18
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• 1:21:20
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• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: and we'll get you on the air. We love hearing
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: from you guys. indeed i'm jim there's jack yep and
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: ross is here as well it's true uh is what
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: i see on my call screen accurate yes so we
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: have a high school science teacher that is willing to
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: chime in on the fizziness of soda and explain why
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: what you're theorizing we'll find out if it is true
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: and correct okay.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: Let me bring her up here we're on kayla how
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: you doing kayla Hey, I'm good.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: Thanks. Hey, thanks for calling the show. We appreciate it.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: Thanks for listening. We appreciate that as well. So here's
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: my thing, Kayla.
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  Speaker 4: All right, so.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: I'm stopping to drink the full sugar sodas. I've been
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: drinking Pepsi Zeros, and even that I've been drinking limited
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: because I'm not a giant fan of diet or zero
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: sugar sodas. So I do keep them around. I had
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: a Pepsi Zero that had been sitting in my studio
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: for a couple weeks, I mean, or about, yeah, about
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: 10 days or so. And I noticed that when I
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: opened it this morning to pour a little bit to
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: have some soda for my lunch, that it was really,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: really fizzy. The ones that I do at the radio station,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: I keep in the refrigerator. And when I open them
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: up after only a couple days, they don't still have
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: that same life. So I came to the conclusion that
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: if you open a soda and then close it back up,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: you should keep it out and not put it in
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: the fridge because the fridge seems to kill the fizz.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: Am I even remotely close to being right?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 20: Okay, so yes, there's a reason that your fizziness is
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 20: affected by the temperature, and that's because the temperature affects pressure.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 20: So your soda is made of matter, right, molecules, and
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 20: molecules have energy, and the more heat they're exposed to,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 20: the more energy they have. So the amount of pressure
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 20: inside your soda bottle is a result of those molecules
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 20: being energized and bouncing around the and hitting the walls
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 20: of the inside of the soda bottle. So when you
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 20: expose them to less heat, like in the refrigerator, they
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 20: have less energy, there's less pressure, and the pressure is
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 20: what keeps the fizziness dissolved in your.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Soda, I believe.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 20: So those carbon dioxide bubbles are going to become undissolved
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 20: out of the solution faster if you take away the heat.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: Hey, Kayla, if you don't mind, stay right there for
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: one second if you don't mind. I want you to
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: hear this, okay?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, cool.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: You guys, anytime.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Anytime you want to say you're sorry, anytime you
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: would like to say, Jim, you know what? You're right.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: There's no holding on.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: She's a science teacher. Yeah, I get that.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: She called to chime in and gave you a scientific
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: reason why I'm right.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: I will just wait calmly. Kayla will as well.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: And you guys can say, sorry, Jim, we discounted what
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: you said and you were right. So my first question...
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: That's wild. That does not sound like I'm sorry. Yeah, no,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: because I'm not quite there yet.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: I'm on my way.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: I'm on my way.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: My question, though, is that you were talking about the pressure.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: So the pressure of, let's say, this said soda in
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: this plastic bottle, would that mean that the can or
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: the bottle itself is kind of firm to the touch
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: because of now that there's more pressure inside of said bottle?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: It's the other way around.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 20: Uh, it depends on like, so the firmness that you feel, well,
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 20: I guess depend on the volume of the air and
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 20: the liquid inside the bottle. But yeah, it also depends
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 20: on the pressure that remains.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: Because what, what, what I heard when you were, when
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: you were explaining that was that, okay, so if it's
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: left out in heat. that then all of a sudden
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: the pressure increases inside the bottle, which then would leave
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: the liquid less carbonated.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 4: No, it suppresses the carbonation. That's what she's saying.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 15: But.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 20: Pressure keeps the carbonation in your soda.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 20: So when you crack open your soda and you hear
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 20: the air escape, you're releasing the pressure.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: So Kayla, are you saying that if you have a soda...
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: That's already been opened and you leave it out, it
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: will take longer to go flat than it would if
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: it was in a refrigerator.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 20: You're going to have to do your own experimental observation.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, what a teacher's answer.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: Get out of here.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: What do you mean? She just said the exact answer.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: She said when you leave it out, it stays fizzier. No,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: go to the back of the book. I want the answers.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: Just because you retool the question doesn't mean that Kayla's wrong.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: Kayla, thank you so much.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you something?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 4: I think you're the listener of the year.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: No one's saying kale is wrong. Matter of fact, I
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: don't remember anyone really saying you're wrong.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: You said I'm wrong. Matter of fact, he said it's
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: the next catfish. That's as wrong as it gets. I
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: will sign up. That might be Ross.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: I will sign up for claiming that you're wrong.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: And guess what? Nothing changing. What I understood from that
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: was that if the pressure increases inside the bottle.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: You just don't understand it, dude.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: She's the science teacher.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: We're on the same level. You're over there. I don't
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 4: know what you're doing.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: I couldn't even answer my simple question. We confuse her.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: You confuse her because you're talking a bunch of gibberish.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: She gave you the answer already. We're wasting her life
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: right now. She's probably driving home. I would say....
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 20: Any physics or chemistry nerds out there that want to
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 20: chime in and give you a more in-depth explanation, I
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 20: welcome them. And don't come at me. I'm a bio teacher.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 20: I bow down to more knowledgeable people than me, but that's...
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 20: That's my explanation.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that, Kayla. You're an absolute dream. Thank you,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: and thanks for listening. Thanks for taking a few minutes
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: to explain these imbeciles that I work with every day.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: I'm forced to work with these cretins, and I appreciate
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: your time. Thanks, Kayla. I just said I like it cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: That's not what you said. No, I did. I said
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: I like it cold, so I don't use ice.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: You came at me. It's fine.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: I came at you for watering down your soul.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 7: No, no.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: You came at me. You seconded the fact that this
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: is going to be my next catfish moment. I disagree.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: I did smile at the comment.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: I did not second that. I firsted that. I'm talking
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 4: to him.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking to you.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, well, then I think I thirded it.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: He's not talking to you.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: But there's no way. Nobody thirds anything.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: There's no way.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: She is a science teacher. She just told you, and
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: you don't believe it.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: And we also talked about how Florida education is struggling.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: For students, not for teachers. My God. No, that was
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: the whole part of the survey. They're not happy. Sounds crazy. Okay,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: real fast, because I want to define, make sure that
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: the ground underneath me is not changing. The claim is
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: you have a soda. You open it up, you put
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: it back. You open it up, you pour a little
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 3: bit out, what you want, and then you reseal it
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: up nice and tight. And you put it in the fridge.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: When you take it out, it's going to be flatter
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: than if you just left it out on the counter.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: Well, if you want more proof, we have an aerospace
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: engineer calling.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah, baby.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: I like this. James, how are you, James?
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: I am great.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 8: I'm going to make your day pretty bad, though.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, come on now.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: James, I can't.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 4: James, I can't hear you.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: James, you there?
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 15: James.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: Hold on now. Let the man.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 8: Speak.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: I can't hear him. James, speak up.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: So she was correct.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 8: The teacher was correct.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: Thank you, James.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: We'll see you later.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, dude.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 8: So when the molecules are energized by the heat, what
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 8: that caused them to do is Remove them from the liquid.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 8: So when you leave it out on the counter, the
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 8: reason why it, when you open it, because the thinness
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 8: is not a part of the liquid anymore. It's just
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 8: in the empty space in the container. So you're actually,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 8: by leaving it out on the counter, you're giving the
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 8: molecules of carbon dioxide more energy to remove themselves from
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 8: the liquid. So it's kind of the opposite of what
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 8: you think.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: And then going back to it, that's why I asked
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: is like when you hold the bottle in that scenario,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: it would be firm to the touch because the pressure
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: in that extra space that doesn't have any soda.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 9: Correct.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if I believe you because your
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: phone's breaking up. And if you were an aerospace engineer,
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: you'd have a much better phone, dude. So let me
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: tell you what. Why don't you call somebody else from
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: your cricket and spread misinformation? I've got no time for
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: your crap, James. Thanks for your call, buddy. Appreciate it.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: I made the joke. I go, what are you, a
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: NASA engineer? I go, you work at NASA? He's like, well,
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: I'm an aerospace engineer. I'm like, that counts. And how
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 3: I determined this, by the way, is when you pour
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: the soda over ice, you can tell the fizziness. When
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: it's not in the fridge, it fizzes way more than
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: when it comes out of the refrigerator. When it's been
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: resealed and it's cold, it doesn't have the same effect
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: that it has. Or when you drink it, I'm telling you,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: that's the absolute truth. And the only indicator, the only
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: impact that I've ever seen when it comes to fizziness
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: and drinks, whether it's a two liter or one liter,
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: just a plastic bottle is the amount of times you
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: open it. Yeah, I mean, that is understood, but I mean,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: I opened it once, you know, one time. But what
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 3: about the other time, though? Because you need, you have
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: a constant. Yeah, yeah. Well, I haven't opened it back
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: up again, so I haven't had my third serving of it.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: I'll have that tonight, and I'll let you know. I
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: left that out on the counter again. Because I want
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: that super fizzy, and I don't care what James says.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: I'm down with Kayla. You care what Tori says? Because
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: I'm feeling your wife's not going to like a lot
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: of half-drunk bottles all around the house.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: All right, let's get to Susan real quick. She has
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 4: a comment on Milton McKnight.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: Susan, how you doing?
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 13: Hey, how you doing, Jim?
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: Good.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 13: I just wanted to thank you. I know there's a
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 13: lot of us out here. About 15 minutes ago, you
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 13: shared about Milton, and you said the word rose, and
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 13: I knew immediately who you.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 8: Were talking about.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 13: You could have said candy. That would have reminded, because
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 13: he sold a lot of candy. And he was a
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 13: huge Eagles fan, so you could have said, you know,
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 13: go birds. And a lot of us listening would have
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 13: heard him, um, you know, would have, would have known.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 13: So I just want to thank you for pausing and
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 13: honoring him. The man had the best smile. I spent
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 13: a lot of time the last 12 years downtown and
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 13: it was always a joy to see him. He was
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 13: smiling and he was, um, he was special and he'll
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 13: definitely be missed in the, downtown Florida landscape.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: Well, Susan, I can't thank you enough for calling up
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: and saying that, you know, when I saw the, the, the,
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: the piece today on Milton, I felt compelled to mention
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: him at least. And I know that talking about people
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: passing away and on a show that's primarily dedicated to
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: entertainment isn't exactly how to entertain, but when you have
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: somebody that has that kind of impact on so many
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: generations of Orlandoans, cause he was down there for years.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: I felt it.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: I just kind of felt compelled to at least say, uh,
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: to say something in his honor.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 13: Thank you on the behalf of, all of us that
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 13: are listening, because I didn't even know it, and I'm like,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 13: I pulled.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 8: Over, and I'm like, what?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 13: You know, because he was so cool, and you're right,
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 13: he was part of the the landscape of downtown Orlando.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: So thanks a lot.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Susan.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 4: I appreciate you listening. Thanks for calling, sweetheart.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: We do.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 4: Be safe out there.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 5: And Jim, and I know you and the Monsters had
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 5: a connection in the late 90s because Jen Armstrong, our
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: promotions director in the 90s, said you guys raised money
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: to get him a new wheelchair.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: I think we did.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 15: Yes.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: That's wild. Yeah, I do remember that. It's wild that
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: you bring that up. The minute you said Jen's name,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: it just flashed right back. And if you ever wanted
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: to know why uh, real radio or just live and
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: the power of radio station and community. Uh, just go
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: back to the last three minutes of this program. Cause
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: that's how unique and special, uh, eat my shorts podcasts.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: Good luck capturing that and broadcast.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: Uh, 4 0 7 9 1 6 1 0 4 1.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: Uh, text us at 7 7 0 3 1. Can we,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: are we going to call this fight a draw? Yeah,
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: we'll call it a draw. I'm satisfied with that.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: Take the draw.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take the draw.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: You should take the draw. I guess I'll take the draw.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: You guess you'll take the draw, huh? James was an imposter,
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: by the way. James straight up is not an aerospace engineer.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: Did you hear that guy's phone? I didn't understand one
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: thing he was saying. I don't know how he got
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: the walkie-talkie to call us, but that's exactly what he
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: was on. Love you, James, but come on.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 4: And I love Kayla as well. Both callers were great.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: Draw, sure.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 18: All right, back in a sec. Jimmy, I know that
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 18: teacher was wrong, and a good example I have. Search
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 18: force carbonation chart, and you will see clearly that a
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 18: difference in 35 degrees, i.e. the common difference in temperature
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 18: from a colder room to your refrigerator, is going to
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 18: have a change or a difference in of 2.4 calculable
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 18: volumes of CO2, therefore proving that colder means more CO2.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 14: Ah!
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: Take that!
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 12: Because the bottle repressurizes because the temperature of the liquid
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 12: went warm, that's how you still get carbonation in it. Now,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 12: when you put it back in the fridge, you have
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 12: all this extra air space for the gas to escape
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 12: and fill in.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: But because you're putting it.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 12: Colder, that is causing the total gas amount that's in
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 12: the bottle to go down. So you are partially right,
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 12: but you're also partially wrong because of all the variables.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to Ross on this one. Okay.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: That checks.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 19: If that's correct, then when you shake a.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: Soda, it should stay.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 19: Because when you shake it, you're making the molecules work,
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 19: and you're filling that bottle with pressure.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: Right on.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: But we all know when.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 19: You shake or drop or anything like that with the soda.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: There's flat signal.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 4: I can't think of a better representation of a fan
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 4: of yours. I really can't, buddy.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: I think you nailed it. Let me just read this
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 3: simple sentence from a text that we came in. Because
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: people can be scientists, you can be an electrical engineer,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: you can be an astro-engineer, you can be all those things.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: You can be on Jim's side or Ross' side. But
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 3: do you work for Coca-Cola? Quote, yeah, I work for Coca-Cola,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: and if you notice... We never transport sodas in refrigeration
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: for carbonation reasons.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: Love the show, Mike.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: That's a plant because... It's not a plant. It's Mike.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 3: He loves the show.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: What's planty about that? I believe that. That's the only
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 5: thing he said correct. They don't do it because it's
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 5: cheaper to transport it warm. You can't go from hot
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 5: to cold to hot to cold.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 3: Jack, you can't make assumptions like that for the number
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: one beverage brand on planet Earth. You can't do that.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: That's a pretty good assumption, though. That's a very expensive
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: bill for your trucks if you have to refrigerate it.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 11: And?
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 5: And then when they take it, they store it. You
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 5: bring it to an establishment, they store it. It may
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: not go into the cooler right away.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 3: You think Clausen Pickles does business like that? Those pickles
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 3: got to be cold. Refrigerated trucks bring Clausen Pickles. The
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: reason why, the quality of the Clausen Pickle. Well, that's food.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: So does not food. It is food.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 19: Is it?
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 3: It's a six group. And it's only refrigerated because it's
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: being sold to serve like right there.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: That's so cool. All right, Jeff. What about this sixth group?
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 4: All right, Jeff.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 9: 407.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that stuff that he's drinking is in it. That lollipop.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 3: God almighty. That's the seventh group. What I don't understand.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: So I was like, you know, this would be fun.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 3: You know, I believe I like these prebiotic sodas. And then... Dude,
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: he's had like 20% of his soda. It's a little
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 3: bit more than that, but not much. Oh, come on, man.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: I'm going to take another hit right now.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 4: It's warmer. Maybe it's more palatable. No, it's way worse warm.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: That's what everyone says. Oh, God, you're right.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 4: It's way worse warm. Can I tell you, it doesn't
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 4: even taste like cream soda when it gets warm. It's
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 4: something else.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: It morphs. Get a glass of ice.
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  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: You're an ice guy. I am an ice guy, but
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: I don't want that in any way, shape, or form. Jim,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: he's an ice guy. God, that is so terrible. But
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: you're drinking it for the effect. Am I? You're going
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: to have something leave your body that's been there since, like, Hoobastank.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 3: I've got to tell you, it's been there for a while.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: Keep Hoobastank out your mouth, dude. I'm just saying.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right.
• 1:38:03
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• 1:38:03
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• 1:38:06
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• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: the air. Uh, Jack's wife had a very interesting, uh,
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: come out, text the guys today. And I said, Hey, look,
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: I'm just being real straight up. It is a light
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: news day. You got anything out there that you've done
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: or seen or whatever that we can get to talk
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: about today? Because the news is just the news. It
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: didn't really offer anything super juicy to talk about today.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: And Jack hits me back with this. How exactly did
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: she say it, Jack? Because I'm going to make you
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: say it. How did this conversation come about and how
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: did she come to this conclusion? Old people have an
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: old people smell. But you said just over 40. That's
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 3: not old. Over 40. That's not even old, dude.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 5: And then she's like, and you have to get a
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 5: specific soap.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 3: To combat that odor.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: What is the old people odor soap?
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: What is that? Persimmon. It's got to have persimmon in it.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 3: I am not making this up. But that's the problem
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: with being you, Jack, right? You got cry wolf syndrome.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: No idea if this guy's even coming close to telling
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 3: us the truth of what happened. We can't trust you
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: because of data. I will bet you.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 10: On what?
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: What you say your wife said? Sure, let me just
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 3: chalk up the money. God almighty, dude. He said you
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 3: can't believe me. See what I'm saying? I'm willing to bet.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 3: So your wife said that she thinks people over 40 have.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 4: A certain smell.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: She said she read an article that people over 40
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: have a certain odor that can only be defeated by
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: persimmon soap.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 4: For one thing... The 40 thing is ridiculous.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: That's not even old, dude.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: That's barely middle-aged in 2026.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, Ross is almost there.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Ross is almost 40 years old.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: He's like knocking on the door. Right next to it. Dude,
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: I don't understand how I look 12 and 55 at
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 3: the same time, but here we go.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you do.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: This is it right here. I'm fast forward and rewind. Okay, Ross,
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: you're under 40. Yeah.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 3: Smell me. No, no, no.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 4: Okay, never mind.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 8: Sorry.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 4: No, you're under 40. Jack and I are over 40.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 4: You guys want to sniff each other? I want you
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 4: to smell Jack.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. And then come in and smell me. That's
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: where this is going. And then tell me if you
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: think we have an over 40 or we have an aroma.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: I don't wear cologne. i do i do not work
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: alone jack just winked at me i think i did
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: i'm not asking you to bury your face in the
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: nook of his neck i'm just saying give him a
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: give him a give him a general snort and see
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: how he smells and then come over here and give
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: me a snort so i'm gonna sniff you where should
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: we sniff where does the old i think the armpit
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: they know we're not doing that they say that was
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: the test because it's the armpit it's where the hair
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: follicles are well i have on deodorant it's not gonna
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: smell old i have deodorant on as do i yeah
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: yeah i mean it's old spice that's it i'm joking
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 3: uh i have you're not gonna be able to it's
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: got to be the skin so we have to be.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 4: I'll pull up my pants like you can smell my
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: shin a.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: Shin i don't know yeah i mean i don't know
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: what where's the sniff part where you would get the
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: old well you would figure it would be at least
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: face high right because you're not bending down to sniff
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: somebody's leg no i would i would say like the
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: neck it's got to be your neck i'm gonna smell
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 3: his neck Smell my neck, buddy. Dude, what's up with
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 3: this look? Smell his neck. I'm going to sniff you guys,
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: but if you guys make this weird, I'm walking. It's
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 3: already a little weird.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 4: What's weird is what his wife said.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 3: You're trying to smell the nonials. All right. It's nonials?
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: Nonials.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 3: N-O-N-E-N-A-L. Well, where are the nonials at?
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 5: It's an organic compound known as aldehyde that older people.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: Excrete.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, so you smell for the Chronicle of Nonials.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Chronicle. Come over here, buddy. Where are the Nonials?
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: I'm Googling where the Nonials are. I'm looking where the
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: Nonials are. Hey, behind the ear. Oh, yeah, that's a
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: big one.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 4: Sniff behind his ear, and then come sniff behind my
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 4: ear and tell me if we smell old.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: All right, I looked up where the Nonial is, and
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: it's a district in Jammu, Kashmir, India.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, so my.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 4: Let me sniff you guys.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: I'm coming. I'm coming. Where are you going? All right.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: Here we go. He's going to sniff me if you're watching.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: This is absolutely wild. I guess I have to take
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: my head. Go ahead. All right.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 18: All right.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: You got a smell. You got a general smell. Where
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 3: did he smell? The top of my head?
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 4: The back of your neck.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: Back neck ear section.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: What'd you get?
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 4: Did you pick up any notes there?
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 19: I did.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: What were the notes you picked up? Peanut butter and
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: jelly desperation? I got to tell you, it's kind of weird.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 3: You're not going to be mad. Can I smell a
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 3: little like old man? No, get out of here. There's
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: a little old man in there.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 4: But what's that smell like? Like hot dog water?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 3: Like brute. Oh, like brute.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 8: Brute.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: Brute. All right, come here. That's my cologne. Is that
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 3: what you're rocking right now? Oh, my God, dude.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 4: Then you are an old ass man.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I smell. Come here.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 4: I don't have brute on.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 3: And it smelled kind of like a little smoke.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: Shop, too.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: Come over here.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 4: I don't have brute on. Take your headphones off.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, time out. Okay, okay. I'm cupping my... I'm
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: going to put my hand in a bad place.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: I'm going to put it on my neck.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, hurry up. He's coming in. Yeah,
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 3: come here. Hey, you're not still using that fancy laundry detergent,
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: are you?
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 12: I am.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what he's going to smell. All right, get
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 3: out of there.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 4: You didn't really.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: You didn't take a big smell, buddy. He didn't. Yeah,
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: I find this suspect.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 4: Smell a little sweaty.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: What did you get there?
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: A little shaggy there.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: What are you going to get?
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: So the nonials are strong.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 8: With me?
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got heavy nonials.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heavy nonials. Yeah.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 4: What does it smell like? Compare and contrast Jack and
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 4: I's aromas.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 4: It's absolutely odd.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 4: You guys need to trade scents.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: So you say that I smell like Jack should smell
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: and vice versa?
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: So you're saying I should smell like Brute and Jack
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: should smell like me. And what do I smell like?
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: Like a soft ocean breeze.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: That's his fancy laundry detergent. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know, but like a crosswind. It's high-end.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 4: It's crosswind east to west.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 5: I can't even afford his laundry detergent.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: It smells like the caress of a grandmother. Yeah, but
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: so he hits me. His smell gives me, if this
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: was grammar talk, his smell is kind of like an ellipsis. Like, oh,
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: it kept going. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Your smell is
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: kind of like a. Like an exclamation point. Yeah.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 4: Question mark exclamation point.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 5: It's not a lightning bolt because that's the shape of
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: the bottle of my cologne.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 3: It's a lightning bolt.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 4: Yours smells like a speed bump in a terrible neighborhood.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: Man, are you guys going to smell me? No. No,
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 3: you're not old enough. I'm not old enough to get sniffed? Yeah,
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 3: you don't have the no-kneels.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't get no-kneels until you're 40, dude. You
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 4: said it yourself. You're like, what are you, 37? I'm 37.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: God almighty. I think I smell. You guys, all right.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: Not going to smell me. Just a two out of
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: three sniff thing. Buddy, we talked about this. Jack and
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: I are over 40. You are not. His wife said
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: it was over 40. Do you want me to come
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 3: smell you? Do you want me to give you a
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: smell test? Now I got to get persimmon soap. Go
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 3: smell him and see what he smells like.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, smell me.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 3: I'll smell you. Wait, why do I have to go
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: to you for you to smell me when I had
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 3: to go to you to smell you? Because I'm older.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: I'm older. I got to sit down. The nonials have
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: hurt his knees.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 15: Yes.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 14: All right, dude.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 3: My sciatica. You got to smell me.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, God almighty, dude. That's so gross.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 14: Stop.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, stop.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 3: Stop.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 8: Stop.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 3: Let him go.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 4: Let him go. God damn, Jack.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: He smells like Play-Doh. He smells like Play-Doh. I was
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 3: playing with Play-Doh today.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: I knew it.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: Were you really?
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: Good nose, Jack.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: How do you not pick up bourbon notes? I have
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: no idea. You smell like salt putty is what it
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 3: smells like. Yeah, dude. I think I do smell like Play-Doh.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: I hate Play-Doh. Can we talk about Play-Doh and how
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: much I hate it? Why do you hate Play-Doh? It
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 3: gets everywhere.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 4: It does get everywhere, but it's an all-time toy.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 3: I guess, but I'm never going to buy my child
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 3: another toy that has more than 10 pieces. Dude, Play-Doh.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 3: Do you have the Play-Doh factory for him so he
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: can squeeze it through the little holes and make Play-Doh
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: spaghetti and stuff? Damn, dude, I smell like... Play-Doh. What's
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: wrong with that?
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 4: That's a dad smell. There's nothing wrong with it.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a big turner-offer. Of what? My wife?
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 15: You're married.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 4: Your wife is always turned on by you.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 4: You might want to sit down. She got her sight back?
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 3: Am I always turning on my wife? Dude, it's hard
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: when you got a big snaggle tooth and now you
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: smell like blue Play-Doh. Rough. I didn't pick up the color,
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: but I said I worked at it. Didn't Play-Doh at
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 3: one point have aromas that went with the color? Like
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 3: orange smelled like orange and blue smelled like blueberries. Didn't
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: they do that? And then everyone just started eating it. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 5: That's exactly what happened. People want to know the name
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 5: of your detergent because this is a... Your detergent smell
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 5: is pretty amazing, by the way. Actually, I came off
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 5: the elevator the other day. I was walking to the building,
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 5: and somebody came into the building, one of the sales reps,
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 5: and because she knows about my detergent.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 3: She goes, can I smell you? Can I smell.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 7: You, please?
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 3: That was a really nice experience. I felt like I
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 3: just got off of soaring smelling you. And it's weird
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: because when I wear it now, I have all my
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 3: clothes are washed in, so now I don't even smell
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 3: it anymore. Right. And it must be really strong because
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 3: when I'm around people, and they kind of give you
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: that weird look. They always ask me what cologne I'm wearing,
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, it's not cologne. It's just my laundry detergent. See,
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: and I love the smell of Tide. I love Tide,
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: but this is as crunchy as my wife gets. She's anti-Tide.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 3: She goes against the Tide. She does not roll Tide. Well,
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: you guys do natural soap anyway. Don't you guys do
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: natural soap for your bath as well? Dude, I don't
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: even know what soap we use. You have soap powder
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: or something, right? All I know is you know how
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 3: I vote off of my soap.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: Just put it like that. Yeah. The detergent is from
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 3: a company called the Tyler Candle Company. And the, oh,
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 3: I hate saying this because it. Oh, I think I
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 3: remember the name of this.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 4: And the aroma. I think they have two or three
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 4: different aromas. The one we like is called Diva.
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  Speaker 13: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Does it come with a cup? what are you
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 3: wearing jim diva i forgot yeah you are wearing diva
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: yeah it's extraordinary a hundred dollars for the bottle yeah
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: it's it's expensive but it lasts a while and it's
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: good it's real good for you yeah yeah I'll tell
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 3: you how addictive it is. I don't know anybody that's
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 3: switched to it, even though it's expensive, and gone back.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know one person. The minute you start using it,
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 3: and by the way, let me give you a fair warning.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 3: If you think that's excessive price-wise, and it is a
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 3: little bit, there's no question. If you buy some, fair warning,
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: it's going to be really tough to go back to
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 3: your regular detergent. Because it is an amazing aroma. It
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 3: literally makes you feel better about yourself. Does it actually
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 3: clean your clothes?
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course it does.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 3: And it's concentrated, so it takes about half as much
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 3: as the detergent that you use to keep it clean.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: $ 27 at Walmart. The best way I can describe it, man,
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 3: I sniffed you and I felt like I got off
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 3: of Epcot soaring. That was an experience, man. I think
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: my eyes dilated like Homer did when he ate a McRib.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 4: It is wild.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 3: I was at Trivia one night in my hometown, and...
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: And we're sitting in an area where there's three ladies
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: sitting next to us at a table. And I was
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: with my crew. And the lady that was with me
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: was sitting directly across from me. And I couldn't see
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 3: what the girls to the left of me were doing
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 3: or anything like that because they were just directly on
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 3: my left. I was just paying attention to people in
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 3: front of me. And the girl with me had noticed
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 3: that these three women kept staring over and trying to
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 3: figure it out. And out of nowhere, I'm just sitting
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 3: here and she goes, it's him. It's him.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 4: It's his detergent. It's him.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 3: That's what you're smelling. And they went, oh, because they
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 3: couldn't figure out what they were smelling. Even in a bar, dude,
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 3: you could smell it from, you know, eight feet away.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 3: For a hundred bucks a gallon, I'll smell like Play-Doh.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 3: I think you can get a better deal on it
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 3: than that. Well, Jack, it smells like a low credit score, man.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Colbert Crew, it's Sarah.
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  Speaker 15: What's going on? Been a minute.
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  Speaker 3: How you guys doing?
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  Speaker 15: Anyway, I heard Jim say with Hyderwood, and I giggled,
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 15: that he didn't want to drive her because he didn't
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 15: want people to know where he was. So let's just
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 15: flip two vehicles in our lifetime while impaired. If you
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 15: didn't want people to know where you were, maybe you
• 1:50:50
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  Speaker 4: We got dozens.
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  Speaker 23: Yeah, we do.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: Lots of talkback action today. I feel the purge is
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 3: going to be deep today.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 4: All right, Doug.
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  Speaker 8: Welcome back.
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  Speaker 14: I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 3: There's Jack. Yep.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 4: Ross is here as well.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 4: Let's find out what's in the Jackie sack.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 3: All aboard. Chugga-chugga.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 15: Choo-choo.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 3: Clickety-clack, clickety-clack. Here we go in the Jackie Sack today.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 5: I have a pair of tickets to watch Orlando City
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 5: take on San Diego this Saturday at Interdot Coast Stadium.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 5: That game Saturday, September 5th. San Diego FC in town.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: The Lions have to do what they need to do
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 3: on their own pitch and get three. Right, Ross?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 4: Come hang out with me.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 3: I'll be there.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you will. Also in the Jackie Sack, you might choose.
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  Speaker 3: Dinner for two.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 3: I'm talking magical dining at the kitchen. Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 23: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So it's your last chance to dine for Visit Orlando's
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 5: Magical Dining presented by Orlando Health. It ends on September 30th. And,
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 5: of course, you get to enjoy a three-course pre-fixed dinner
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 5: menus at many of Orlando's top restaurants, including some Michelin
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 5: Guide honorees. through Visit Orlando. Each meal served with a benefit.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 5: They benefit the OCA. It's the Opportunity Community and Ability
• 1:52:22
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• 1:52:26
  Speaker 5: fantastic meals at fantastic prices at orlandomagicaldining.com.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's amazing that Omo by Jaunt is on that list,
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 4: but it is.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's that place that Fias took you, buddy.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I went there, and it was a game changer.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: Food.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 3: I've never had food perform before. but food performed at
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 3: Omo by John. Yeah, actually, Scott Maxwell and his beautiful
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 3: wife and I are going out, and my wife are
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 3: going out next week, and we were trying to find
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 3: a place, and I was looking through some of the
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 3: menus today on the website, and every one of them
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 3: is unreal.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 4: So many great offerings out there.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 3: Check it out. Ross has to pick a number between
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 3: 1 through 5.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5, buddy. I'm going 4.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 4: 4 sounds good. That is Michelle.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 3: Michelle, how are you?
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: I'm first again.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 13: I'm not happy, but I'm happy to be here.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 4: That's okay, Michelle. Do you want to play a little
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 4: game with us either way?
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 2: I would love to.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 3: All right, let's do it.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: Game show.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 3: All right, Michelle, this is a real easy game. Got
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 3: a question here for you, four answers. One of these
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 3: answers is a lie, Michelle. I'm actually trying to fool you,
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 3: but if you can find it, I'll send you over
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 3: to see Jack in the Jackie sack. He's got some
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 3: nice stuff. You can find something nice for yourself. Are
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 3: you ready? Ready for action.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: On this day in 1948, NFL Hall of Fame quarterback, actor, singer,
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 3: and broadcaster. Four-time Super Bowl champion.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 4: He is the.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 3: Pride of Louisiana. Troy Aikman? Terry Bradshaw. Terry Bradshaw is
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 3: the answer. Terry Bradshaw was born on this day. Here
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 3: are three fun facts about Terry and one immaculate reception
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 3: of a lie. All right, we're talking about quarterback Terry Bradshaw. Michelle,
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 3: which one of these is not true? Number one, his
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 3: nickname from other NFL players was the Blonde Bomber. Number two,
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 3: in his rookie season, he only made $ 25, 000.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 4: So in the offseason, he sold appliances. Number three. Which
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 4: of those is a lie? Number three.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 3: No, that's absolutely true. Terry Bradshaw has been married four times,
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: and I learned that today. One per Super Bowl.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 3: I've always thought of him to be a family man,
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 3: but this dude's been married four times for sure. He
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 3: is a family man with a lot of families. One, two, three,
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 3: or five? Let's go Deuce. Deuce sounds good. That is James.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 4: James, how are you, buddy?
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 10: I'm doing good.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 4: Glad to hear that, James. Doing great.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 3: We're talking about quarterback Terry Bradshaw. Which one of these
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 3: is not true? Number one, his nickname from other NFL
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 3: players was the Blonde Bomber. Number two, in his rookie season,
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 3: he only made $ 25, 000. So in the offseason, he sold appliances.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 3: Or lastly, as a student at Woodlawn High School, he
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 3: set a National High School javelin throw record at 245 feet.
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 13: Know.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 8: Let's go number the first one.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 3: No, that's absolutely true. His nickname from other NFL players
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: was the Blonde Bomber because my man had a crazy
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 3: strong arm.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 4: Ross, one or five?
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: And blonde hair.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 11: One.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 3: One is Jay. Jay, how you doing?
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 8: Doing all right.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 3: Buddy, I love hearing that. We're talking about Terry Bradshaw.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 3: You've got a 50-50 shot here. Which one of these
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 3: isn't true? Number one, in his rookie season, he only
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 3: made $ 25, 000. So in the offseason, he sold appliances. Or lastly,
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 3: as a student at Woodlawn High School, he set a
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 3: National High School javelin throw record at 245 feet.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 8: Let's do the javelin one.
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 4: No, that's absolutely true.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 3: Puzzle master. Absolutely true. So we go to the only
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 3: guy left, Nate. Nate, how you doing?
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 5: Hey, how you doing?
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 4: You're doing good, Nate. Tell me if this is true
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 4: about Terry Bradshaw.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 3: In his rookie season, he only made $ 25, 000, so in
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 3: the offseason, he sold appliances.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 8: That is not true.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 3: It is not true, and you are a winner.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 4: What did he sell in the offseason? Because it did happen.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 8: Drugs.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 4: That's funny, buddy. I was going to go cars. Yeah,
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 4: used cars. He sold used cars in the offseason.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 1: And drugs.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a couple other things about Terry Bradshaw you may
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 3: not know before we get to the top of the hour.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 3: We've got a Raw Slots coming up. That's true. A
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 3: little plug for Good Sauce. Find out what's going on
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 3: tonight at the show. Yes, and I'm not going to lie,
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 3: I just need to vent about something. Okay, very cool.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 3: As a child, his family called him Chicken Kid. Why
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 3: do you think they called him Chicken Kid? Skinny legs.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 4: Great guess.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 3: White poop, sorry. He was the only person in that
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 3: entire family in that county that could actually chase a
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 3: live chicken down and catch him.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 4: So they called him Chicken Kid. Just like Rocky had
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 4: to do in training.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 3: Just like Rocky. Right. He's the only quarterback in NFL
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 3: history to win four Super Bowls while doing this. He's
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 3: the only quarterback.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 16: Smoking.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 4: No, that's a great guess, though, dude, because back in
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 4: the day, they didn't care.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 4: They'd fire up a marble on the sideline in five seconds.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 4: Hair replacement therapy. He called his own plays the entire time.
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 3: I was about to say he didn't have intercom. Yeah,
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 3: he called his own plays. The entire Super Bowl record
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 3: of Terry Bradshaw, he was the offensive coordinator. How about that?
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty crazy, right?
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 3: The immaculate reception pass thrown by Terry Bradshaw was the
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 3: first time that the NFL did this.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 4: More cameras.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 3: Something to do with that. Instant replay. The first time
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 3: instant replay was ever used was in the Immaculate Reception. God,
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 3: I hate that play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then lastly here,
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 3: as a side hustle, he buys and flips this. Antique barbecues.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 20: Oh, no.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 18: Bourbons.
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 4: He buys and flips private jets.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 3: That's a rich guy hobby if I've.
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 4: Ever heard one. Yeah, he buys and sells private jets and.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 3: makes money as a side hustle while he's an NFL broadcaster.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, he has a legend everywhere he goes. So good.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 4: All right, let's take a little break. What do you
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 4: got for Ross Thoughts?
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 3: Man, there's so many things that happen on this week's
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 3: episode of Good Sauce with Ross and Joel, whether it's
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 3: creating an entire holiday for my son because there are
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 3: no rules and I can make the world around him,
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 3: whether it's finding out what's making we shave our chest
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 3: on this week's episode. It's a new thing. I'll explain.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 3: But there's also just one really big thing that I
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 3: need to vent about my marriage, and I will tell
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 3: you it all after the break. All right, we'll do
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 3: that next.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 19: What up, guys?
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: Sport from Duval.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 1: Duval.
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  Speaker 6: Now, this isn't the first time this may have been
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 6: said on Raw Radio, but, Jim, I think you're wrong.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 3: No, I'm right.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 10: I'm not sure, but I think CO2 holds better while
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 10: it's cold than it does when it's hot.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 3: Well, the Coke guy said that. Even though that bottle
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 3: has been sitting out, it's going to make a louder
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 3: noise the second time you open it. It's going to go.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 17: Way flatter than that one that's been in the refrigerator
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 17: the second time you open it.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 3: I think that's how it works from CO2. Okay. Could
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 3: be wrong.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 4: Anyways, bye, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 11: Mm-hmm.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 3: Shots fired, Jimmy. What's that supposed to mean?
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 2: Me and Ross are kind of homies.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 20: We are.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 3: You guys are down, dude.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 11: I get it.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 19: Always on the show, he used to always answer the phone,
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 19: and I'd be like, it's Derek.
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 2: And we vibed.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 19: I even went to his show, and fresh off the stage,
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 19: I hit him with it, and he gave me a hug.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 19: So we are homies, kind of.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 3: I said that very thing. Unnoticed.
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: What are you trying to say, Jimmy?
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to say that you guys are down. That's it, man.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 4: What mortgage you've taken from that?
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 5: When you say you're down, that sounds like you're trying
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 5: to insinuate.
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 3: A gay thing. No, nobody's trying to say anything gay.
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 3: It's like a prison thing. All right, so we'll come
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 3: back to the Jim Corbett show. Trust me, down in
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 3: prison does not mean gay. Trust me. I don't know.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 3: It could be. Welcome back.
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 7: I'm Jim.
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 4: There's Jack. And Ross is here as well. We've got
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 4: some Ross thoughts.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 3: Let's get them.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 2: It's weird.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 4: Mortgage Guy Don.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 2: It's funny.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 4: That's my hero.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 2: Sometimes.
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 3: And my friend.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: It's Ross. Spelled like sauce.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah!
• 2:00:21
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  Speaker 3: happens at 8 o'clock has a ton of topics, and
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 3: it's easily a top five funniest episode. And if anybody
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 3: wants to know, just check it out on all podcast platforms.
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 3: I'm proud of this episode. One of the top topics
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 3: that gets— I don't know why I'm struggling to say the
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 3: word topic. It's okay.
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 4: I just barely made it to an Ace Hardwick ad,
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 4: so it's fine.
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  Speaker 3: One of my favorite things about having an elder father
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 3: on the program with Joel, and I say elder father
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 3: because he's the father of two teenagers, he gets to
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  Speaker 3: go into my past and basically give me advice. And
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  Speaker 3: one of the pieces of advice, because I was asked
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  Speaker 3: what I'm going to be doing with Christmas around the
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 3: corner and the Tooth Fairy and do I know them
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  Speaker 3: or not, he also reminded me that I can just
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  Speaker 3: make up a holiday I'd have him instead of an
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 3: Easter bunny or a guy in a red suit. I
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 3: can go ahead and we can celebrate like, you know,
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 3: the chocolate samurai. Or something. The Chocolate Samurai. That was
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 3: a weird example, but yes. Is that ethically corrupt, though?
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 3: Saying Chocolate Samurai? Why would that be ethically corrupt? I'm
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 3: asking you a question. Not saying Chocolate Samurai, but creating
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  Speaker 3: my own holiday for my family to celebrate. No, dude,
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  Speaker 3: there's nothing wrong with that at all. But I can't
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 3: name it something offensive. Well, let me give you an example.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 3: This happens all the time, right? Like my anniversary with
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 3: my wife is coming up here in a couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 3: And that's that is like that's our thing. That's, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure other people were married on that day, but
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's our thing. So that's our little holiday.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But like, do you have your own Easter bunny for
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 3: that holiday? I do not have a mascot for the holiday.
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  Speaker 13: No.
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  Speaker 3: Is that weird if I do that? I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: the chocolate samurai left you little treats. I think it's adorable.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's very creative and fun, so I don't
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  Speaker 3: find a problem in that. So that's one thing. That's
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 3: one of the topics you can pick up on. It's
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 3: a very fun arts and craft kind of idea.
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  Speaker 5: Doesn't it really depend on how far he goes with
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 5: the tale and the backstory for this holiday and what
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  Speaker 5: he is doing?
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  Speaker 3: Filling his child's head with.
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  Speaker 4: I would agree with that, yes.
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  Speaker 19: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I would agree.
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  Speaker 5: Because that child will talk to other children one day. Oh,
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 5: that's a really good point.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the story of the chocolate samurai is that he
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  Speaker 3: has to get away from the sun. It's kind of
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 3: like Icarus. Yeah, yeah. Imagine Icarus, but he also has
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  Speaker 3: to protect his homeland from a fellow like the ninja clan.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, sounds great, dude. I mean, that's the great thing.
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  Speaker 4: I agree with Jack 100%.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, even better than the mascot or the character,
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  Speaker 3: you have complete autonomy over the story behind it, which
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  Speaker 3: I love.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And you're a creative guy.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so that's a good idea. I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: create my own holiday for my son. Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: love that. I'm happy. It was Jim's idea to begin with.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, Olivia, it was Jim's idea to begin with.
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  Speaker 3: Did she have a problem with it? With some of
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  Speaker 3: the ideas that I've thrown down a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but not the idea itself.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, I'm just going to segue. This is the
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 3: thing that I got to get off my chest. Okay.
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 3: And this is actually what we did for Good Sauce.
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  Speaker 3: We like to call it Shave Your Chest. Jim, you
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 3: ever shave your chest on air? You shave your chest
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 3: all the time on air. Oh, do I really?
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, because I physically actually did
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 3: it just the other day. I'm ball-chested right now. I
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 3: wouldn't say that publicly, but this is more of a
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  Speaker 3: metaphor thing.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: But when you shave your chest, you're getting something off
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 4: of your chest. Oh, I like that.
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 4: You're purging a feeling that you've been sitting on.
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 3: So we shave our chests hard tonight at Good Sauce.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 3: Did you guys make up that term? That's actually pretty cool.
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We like that.
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 3: That's badass. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 4: We started some new thing. We shave our chests.
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shave the chest. Eight o'clock, real radio.
• 2:04:12
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 3: But this is the biggest chest shaver that I have
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 3: right now. Okay. And it's a total sausage fest here
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 3: without Deb. So if you are a lady, just know
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 3: you're invited. But this isn't... You have to understand where
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 3: I'm coming from.
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a male-focused scenario.
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in my kitchen last night, and I'm hyper-focused. I
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 3: clean up the entire house. I'm picking up sticks. I'm
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 3: doing it. You're a good husband, dude. I'm trying my best, man.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 4: You're a good husband.
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, I kind of hyper-focus
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 3: on my door to my studio, and the door in
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 3: the studio is kind of ruined. Okay. Because my wife
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 3: tried to glue some soundproofing to the door, and it
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 3: never worked, and then we had to take it off,
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 3: and now there's all these glue marks everywhere. On the door. Okay.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 3: I don't like looking at that. So I start wondering, oh,
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 3: how much would a new door cost, right?
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 3: I go, hey, do you know where the tape measure is?
• 2:05:05
  Speaker 3: I got to measure. She goes, what do you got
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  Speaker 3: to measure? I got to measure the door.
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  Speaker 4: She goes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my.
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 2: She laughed. She scoffed. She scoffed.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 3: Why did she laugh at you measuring the door? That
• 2:05:17
  Speaker 3: he was going to do something that involved a tape measure.
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 4: So I go, I'm so sorry. What was that?
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 3: She goes, like. You're not going to replace this door.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 3: You're not going to do it. I go, well, I
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 3: need to find.
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 4: The tape measure.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm over here like, this is a whole nother
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 3: one of those moments when I was cleaning the toilet
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 3: and she puts a rag on the shoulder and goes, hey,
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 3: dishwasher's fixed. This is one of those moments, man. There's
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 3: one of these moments where all of a sudden I'm like,
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I stand when I pee, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 3: You know, like, or wait, do I sit?
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden she laughs at the
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 3: idea of me fixing this door and getting a new door. Wow, really, dude?
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 3: I looked it up. It's not your standard size door. Oh,
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 3: it's not?
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, because standard's like 30 inches, right?
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 4: Something like that. Door size.
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  Speaker 3: And then this thing.
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  Speaker 23: Smaller.
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  Speaker 11: Bigger.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, it's bigger.
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 11: Bigger. Oh, wow.
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 3: Really? So now I am here.
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 14: Oh, wait.
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 3: Because maybe it was an exterior door at one point.
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 3: It went to the garage? Yeah, it went to the garage. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 3: So that's why it's a bigger size. It's a bigger
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 3: size door. Could you resurface it? Do you have to
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 3: replace it? Do I have to... I mean, no.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 15: Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so that's why she left. Yeah, I was going
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 3: to say you're making her point, buddy. Okay, well, I
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 3: will break her point.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: And I will break... I'll wait patiently.
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 3: I will break my reputation in half as not being
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 3: a man. I love this. Because.
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 4: You just clap that on?
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 4: That's pretty lumberjack-y.
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  Speaker 3: I am a man.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: And I am going to fix this door.
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 4: I believe in you.
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 3: You can hear the inspirational music. You can feel it
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 3: surging through your veins that one day my wife will
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 3: come home and that door will be fixed.
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 2: And you know why?
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 3: Because I will have called FAS Windows or Doors and
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 3: or Mike the Home Builder. I will hire somebody like
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 3: a real adult. And get this door fixed, and then
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 3: pretend that I fixed it. Pay for it out of
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 3: a slush fund that she'll never see. It's all part
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 3: of the plan here, Jim. It's all part of the plan.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 3: I'm going to fix this door, and I will win
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 3: back my manhood card and my marriage. Now, let me ask.
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 3: If she happens to find out, like, let's say one
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 3: of the listeners you just shared this with contacts her
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 3: via Facebook or something like that, and then kind of
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 3: blows up your spot, which they will do, guaranteed it's
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 3: going to happen. More than likely, I'm going to do
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 3: it during this next break. There's the rest of a
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 3: question there. I mean, what are you going to do?
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 3: Ha ha ha! gonna say don't worry about that i
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 3: got this baby i got this i got the man
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 3: i i got the right phone number i'm gonna make
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 3: the right call wow and i'm gonna call somebody can
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 3: i ask you a question what tools do you believe
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 3: it takes screwdriver yeah screwdriver for sure yeah yeah yeah
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 3: screwdriver uh phillips flathead Well, those are two different... It's
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 3: Phillips or Flathead.
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 4: You downed two screwdrivers there.
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 3: That's why I said Phillips and Flathead. Now, let me
• 2:08:25
  Speaker 3: ask you. Do you know how to take it off
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 3: the door just taking the pins out? Or are you
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 3: taking the hinges completely off? I.
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 15: Yes. Oh, yeah.
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 3: I can feel you. So I can replace this door.
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 4: It really isn't that difficult.
• 2:08:40
  Speaker 3: You should be able to do this. But it's a
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 3: big door, Jim.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 4: It's a big door, buddy. But I'm telling you, I
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 4: think you got this, buddy.
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 3: It really is just a few screws that you should
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 3: be able to handle. I think finding the size of
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 3: the door may be more difficult than anything else. And
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of agreeing with Jack. You may want to
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 3: try to refinish it. Is it metal, or is it...
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 3: It's wood. It's wood, okay. It's a wood door.
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 4: Does it have a window in it, or is it
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 4: just a solid door? Just a solid door. Buddy, listen,
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 4: you're good.
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 3: Is it heavy? Heavy as hell.
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 5: It is solid wood. Yeah, it was a former exterior door.
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 5: That is now an interior door. However, Goo Gone Sand It,
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 5: Paint It, you're done. Goo Gone Sand It, Paint It.
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 3: He's talking about... Yeah, yeah, yeah. all right so like what.
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 5: Textures are big on this goo gone is a a
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 5: substance yeah you buy and it gets rid of glue
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 5: and stuff that's stuck to the door and when you
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 5: get rid of that you sand the door then you.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 3: Paint it where does where does the sand come into play.
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 5: Sanding like sandpaper yeah yeah yeah yeah.
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 3: Because where you put the goo uh where you put
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 3: the glue when the goo uh the goo be gone
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 3: the glue goo be gone should.
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 5: We explain it to olivia instead And then she can
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 5: explain it to you with.
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 3: The rag over her shoulder? I don't know if I'd
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 3: take that or not, buddy. Yeah, well, watch this. Give
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 3: me Mike, the home builder's phone number. Okay, hbnusa.com. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 3: because I'm going to hire someone. But it will be done.
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 3: How much are you willing to pay to have another
• 2:10:00
  Speaker 3: man come to your house and fix this door?
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 4: At this point, it's out of spite.
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 3: It's out of spite. It's out of spite. Do you
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 3: want me to come over now? I mean, I can
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 3: do it, buddy. I mean, I've changed the door of
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 3: Jack's house. We did it in like 20 minutes.
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 4: And we had to do some woodwork.
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we all do it? Yeah, we
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 3: can all do it.
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 4: We can go to your house and do it.
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 3: I'll play with Miles while you guys are working on
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 3: the door.
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 3: That was my job.
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 4: Now, if you're going to sand this thing down.
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 3: Hey, you want to come over and help me fix
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 3: this door?
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 4: I'll play with the baby. You guys do the work.
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 4: It sounds like a perfect Ross Padgett deal.
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 3: But this door will be fixed, and I need to
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 3: do this to prove to my wife, because it's one
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 3: of those moments, man, she laughed hard. I even told her,
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 3: I go, what was funny? She goes, you fixing a door. God.
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 3: I know, dude. Dude, we should get some private classes
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 3: so you can just kind of surprise her with stuff. Say,
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 3: you know, if she comes up with a, you tell
• 2:10:55
  Speaker 3: me what she's telling you to do, and we kind
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 3: of teach you how to do it, and you just
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 3: go home and do it. Dude, you're talking about, that
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 3: is like... Dude, I mean, you think you got some before.
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 3: You ain't never got any until you've fixed something in
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 3: the house. That's the problem. That's the action you want.
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 3: Especially if you do it when she doesn't ask about it.
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 3: Don't you have a sliding glass door issue as well? Yeah, yeah.
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 4: It's not good.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 3: Just fix it. If you were to fix this sliding
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 3: glass door and when she walks in, just say, hey, baby,
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 3: go out there and look at what I did in
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 3: the backyard. And when she opens that door, that thing
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 3: just floats to the side. Dude, let me tell you.
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 3: That is panties everywhere. But here's the thing, Jim. I
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 3: can't do that. I just gave you a really good
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 3: pep talk that I believe for my heart.
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 4: And you just took it and threw it away.
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 3: So, like, do you guys want to come over this weekend? Oh,
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 3: my God almighty. All right.
• 2:11:50
  Speaker 4: I will come help you this weekend if you want.
• 2:11:52
  Speaker 19: Yes!
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 1: Yes!
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 4: Do you have a sander?
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah! He doesn't know. Now, was it a yes or
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 3: a no? He doesn't know.
• 2:12:00
  Speaker 4: Do you know what a sander is?
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man. What's it do? It's sandpaper.
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 18: Very nice.
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 4: He just told me that. How much glue is on
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 4: the door? Is it everywhere? It's a lot.
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 3: It's a lot. I got to sand it. Yeah. Which
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 3: I know. Here's the best part. If you sand it,
• 2:12:15
  Speaker 3: you really don't have to take the door off. Correct.
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 3: All right, so we can just sand it attached? No, wait, wait.
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 4: You can.
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 3: It's going to make a little bit of a mess.
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 3: You'll need to kind of rope that off. But if
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 3: you wanted to take it off, you just pop the
• 2:12:25
  Speaker 3: pins in the door, take it outside, throw it on
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 3: a couple, sand it down, put it right back on.
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 3: That's what I was telling her. We just got to
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 3: flip and flop it.
• 2:12:32
  Speaker 4: Throw it on a couple what? Saw horses.
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 3: You pump the brakes before you throw in another thing.
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 4: I couldn't think of saw horses. I know he doesn't
• 2:12:40
  Speaker 4: have saw horses.
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 3: When I say sander, if I say sander and he goes, sander, yeah.
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 3: You guys don't think I have sawhorses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 3: you guys see? You guys are just like my wife,
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 3: scoffing and doing this. What's a sawhorse? A sawhorse?
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 4: What is that?
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 3: It's a sawhorse, man.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I got it.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 3: What is it, though? It's such an easy question. What
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 3: do you use it for? What do you use it for?
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't even ask you. What's its job? You put
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 3: stuff on it. Yeah, a little more. And then you
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 3: saw it. Very nice.
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 10: You know what?
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 3: Let's leave it. Let's call that a win. And it
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 3: kind of looks like one of those Olympics things.
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 4: Like a hurdle.
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 3: A hurdle. There you go. I'm a man. I'll see
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 3: you guys this weekend. Those are your Ross thoughts. Thank you, Don.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 3: I'm out. Peace.
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 1: 407-916-1041.
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 3: You can always text us, 77031. Back in a sec
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 3: with more of the Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 4: Stay right there.
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 16: When it comes to the soda thing, man, just drink
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 16: your soda. And, uh, Ross, man, I think you need
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 16: to go spend a good tall week and a half
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 16: with Concrete Mike.
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 3: Let's figure some things.
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 22: Out, you know what I mean?
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 16: Get a couple calluses and, uh, it's just a freaking door, dude.
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 3: You got this? It's a big door. Come on. He said,
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 3: come on. You're killing me. Sailor Jeff. I smell like
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 3: the ocean. Is that bad?
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 2: Or good.
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 4: Might be a little beer.
• 2:14:10
  Speaker 11: Mixed up in there.
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 3: You tell me. Okay.
• 2:14:14
  Speaker 2: Is that bad or is it good?
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 4: That's the best elephant man I've ever heard.
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 3: That was the ghost of a captain of a ship.
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 4: If a crab came to life.
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounded like he was doing an impression of
• 2:14:34
  Speaker 3: a captain.
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're good, man. A little beer is fine, buddy.
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 4: I wish I sounded like you.
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you.
• 2:14:40
  Speaker 4: I could use a little sound like you buzz right now.
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 3: Why do I suddenly want a carbonated Clausen's pickle? Why
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 3: is it so damn hard to say that? It is hard.
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. I am Jim.
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 4: There's Jack.
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 4: Ross is here as well. Happy Wednesday. I'm guessing we're
• 2:14:59
  Speaker 4: going to have a lengthy purge today, my friend.
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we have a few. We had a lot of talkback.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 3: We're on our second page of talkbacks.
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 5: And if you are sending us a talkback, thank you.
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 5: It's in the free iHeartRadio app. You bring up real radio,
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 5: make it a preset. And it's a little microphone button.
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 5: But listen back. I've got one where I can barely
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 5: hear the person. If the audio quality is not good enough,
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 5: I can't play it on the air.
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 4: It's hard to play.
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 3: A lot of people get upset. They think we don't
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 3: want to hear what they say because of that. They
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 3: don't ever hear their talk back. But the case is
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 3: we still have to produce good quality content. And if
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 3: you've got your window down or you're in a room
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 3: and you're using your speakerphone and it doesn't sound crisp,
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 3: we can't put it on the air. And that's the
• 2:15:38
  Speaker 3: cool thing about the app is you can actually listen
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 3: to it back to kind of get an idea of
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 3: of how it sounds. So we obviously don't care about
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 3: what you're saying, because we'll put you on there for anything.
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 3: We think it's fun, and we love hearing from you guys.
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 3: So just make sure it sounds good. Did you guys
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 3: hear the news about this Wheel of Fortune announcer? No.
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 4: Inside your trading life?
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 19: No, no, no.
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 3: When they get them on.
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 4: It's like a weird thing, man. I'm going to be
• 2:16:02
  Speaker 4: honest with you.
• 2:16:02
  Speaker 3: So I never, for some reason, I thought the same
• 2:16:05
  Speaker 3: guy who did Jeopardy, which is this guy named Jimmy...
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 3: Johnny Gilbert or something like that. He's like 90-something years old.
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 3: He's been doing Jeopardy for years, right? I thought it
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 3: was kind of the same guy. I really did because
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 3: I think those are both Merv Griffin productions, are they not?
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 5: Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune, yes, I believe so.
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 3: I think they are. I thought they used the same,
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 3: but they do not. So the Wheel of Fortune has
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 3: been using a guy named Jim Thornton, right? He's been
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 3: suspended by Sony Pictures TV, which I guess owns Wheel
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 3: of Fortune, for an alleged incident that occurred on an airplane. Really? Now,
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 3: here's the thing that makes it interesting. He says, we've
• 2:16:42
  Speaker 3: recently been aware of some allegations concerning Jim Thornton, some
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 3: behavior he had on the airplane. The company did not
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 3: provide details regarding the allegations, though TMZ reported that he
• 2:16:52
  Speaker 3: was involved in an incident on a commercial flight in
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 3: May that prompted a passenger to alert a flight attendant.
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 3: They met him when he got off the plane, like
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 3: the TSA or whatever. They met him when he got
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 3: off the plane, talked to him, and released him. He
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 3: just walked away. So he's not even incarcerated, but Sony
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 3: Pictures is saying they're already casting for a new voice guy.
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 3: What could he have done? What could he have possibly
• 2:17:19
  Speaker 3: done where he didn't get arrested?
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 4: Curse someone out? It has to be more severe than that.
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, if I curse you out, I guess, well,
• 2:17:26
  Speaker 3: I guess maybe the TSA would come in and talk
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 3: to you or whatever.
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 5: Alluded to something that you can't do on a plane,
• 2:17:32
  Speaker 5: like having a bomb or a gun?
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, he would have been arrested for that. I mean,
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 3: they would definitely have incarcerated him for doing that. That
• 2:17:40
  Speaker 3: is a major no-no.
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 4: Smack ass?
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 3: It says on May 14th, American Airlines Flight 1276 was
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 3: met by law enforcement upon arrival at L.A. LA International
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 3: Airport following concerns reported by a customer on board. And
• 2:17:53
  Speaker 3: that's as far as they go. And by the way,
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 3: he's been doing this since 2010. So he's been on
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 3: the job for a while. Yeah. Oh, such an easy gig. Yeah,
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 3: oh my God, are you kidding? That's dream gig stuff.
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 3: Because they record it all in one day. And they
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 3: record all those episodes in one day. So you literally
• 2:18:13
  Speaker 3: work one day a week. He was probably flying in
• 2:18:16
  Speaker 3: the work. I think he had to have done something like,
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 3: he had to have shown something, right? Why did they
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 3: let him go then?
• 2:18:24
  Speaker 4: Don't know.
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 3: No proof? He said, she said kind of deal?
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no proof.
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 3: If you're cursing somebody out, the plane hears it. If
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 3: you punch somebody, slap somebody, touch somebody when you're not
• 2:18:34
  Speaker 3: supposed to, the plane hears it. You can call over somebody, hey,
• 2:18:37
  Speaker 3: this happened. If this person just reported it to the airline,
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 3: or actually she reported it to a flight attendant, and
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 3: the flight attendant obviously made contact with the ground because
• 2:18:47
  Speaker 3: when they landed, he was approached. Oh, I got it.
• 2:18:51
  Speaker 4: He messed up his pants. What do you mean, though?
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 4: I don't think that would do it.
• 2:18:57
  Speaker 3: I don't think you have to talk to police when
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 3: that happens. Yeah, having an Ollipop accident is not going
• 2:19:02
  Speaker 3: to get the cops in your face, I don't think.
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 5: What about if she was sitting next to him and
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 5: she was sleeping and he kind of maybe put his
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 5: hand where it shouldn't be.
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then just denied it. And they're like, well,
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 3: we can't. It has to be something like that. Because
• 2:19:19
  Speaker 3: the weird thing is, is every video that we see
• 2:19:23
  Speaker 3: from an airplane, when somebody goes crazy on an airplane,
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 3: it's from another passenger. Airplanes don't have in-flight videos, do they?
• 2:19:30
  Speaker 3: Like a surveillance video on a plane?
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 6: No.
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 4: But why wouldn't they?
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 15: Money.
• 2:19:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, maybe it can be. I mean, it's a camera
• 2:19:37
  Speaker 3: that you can record and then after every flight, delete
• 2:19:39
  Speaker 3: it because you wouldn't need that flight. You wouldn't need
• 2:19:41
  Speaker 3: that info anymore. Yeah, but that's– I mean, they haven't–
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 3: You say that like it's for one plane. It's for
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 3: an entire fleet of planes. I understand, but I mean,
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 3: when you think about the idea of having evidence in
• 2:19:49
  Speaker 3: a situation like this, I mean, I don't understand why
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 3: that doesn't happen. Every video you see is just another
• 2:19:55
  Speaker 3: passenger making the video. It's not from the company. So,
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
• 2:20:00
  Speaker 5: Texter says maybe he was self-pleasuring under a blanket.
• 2:20:04
  Speaker 3: See, that's what I think. That's what I think it is.
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 3: I think dude was like touching himself under a blanket
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 3: or under something. And just the idea of what he
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 3: was doing is what led her to make that made
• 2:20:13
  Speaker 3: that assumption. And yet my guess of pants messing up. Yeah.
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 4: Is way off. Way off.
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 3: Way off.
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they might think that it was like malicious.
• 2:20:24
  Speaker 3: So they would call the ground and be like, yo,
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 3: we've got another attacker.
• 2:20:28
  Speaker 4: Like he used it as a weapon. Like, be careful.
• 2:20:31
  Speaker 4: I will scat myself.
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 3: If I'm on a plane and someone all of a
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 3: sudden evacuates in CC eight.
• 2:20:37
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's this guy crazy or did
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 3: he sneeze hard. Right, right, right, right. So I got
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 3: to call authorities to be like, hey, you got a
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 3: situation over in C8.
• 2:20:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty big story there.
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 3: You would think that that would have come out like
• 2:20:50
  Speaker 3: from other passengers because, I mean, if you drop a
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 3: load in your pants in an airplane, I mean, it's
• 2:20:56
  Speaker 3: going to get noticed. I mean, you're in a contained environment.
• 2:20:59
  Speaker 3: It's not like doing it in a building or an
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 3: arena or something. It's going to get noticed, but maybe
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 3: not from whom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you just
• 2:21:05
  Speaker 3: know that something's wrong. Well, I got to tell you,
• 2:21:08
  Speaker 3: they're not using language like this guy had a bathroom problem.
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 3: They're using language like when you're, you're not recasting a
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 3: part like that because somebody dooted themselves. You're recasting a
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 3: part like that because somebody did something a little gnarly. Okay,
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 3: now when you word it like that, I understand that
• 2:21:22
  Speaker 3: my guess might be silly. What if he just, what
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 3: if he was watching adult on his phone.
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 4: In view of her.
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:21:32
  Speaker 4: What if it was that?
• 2:21:33
  Speaker 3: Can't do that. Yeah, can't do that. That's kind of
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 3: weird to do that on Delta's Wi-Fi. Yeah, it says
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 3: he started Wheel of Fortune as a guest announcer back
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 3: in 2010. Charlie O'Donnell was the guy before he passed away.
• 2:21:46
  Speaker 3: He also serves as an announcer on Celebrity Wheel of
• 2:21:48
  Speaker 3: Fortune as well, worked alongside Pat Zajac for quite a while. So,
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's one of the guys, but they do
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 3: not mention what it is. They don't say any of that.
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 3: They just say they are recasting that part. And I've
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 3: read five versions of this story today, and they all
• 2:22:04
  Speaker 3: say the same exact thing. It said, per the report,
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 3: the incident was escalated enough for the pilot to call
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 3: ahead to law enforcement. So there's no question dude was like,
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 3: you know, I think he was probably jiggling himself a
• 2:22:17
  Speaker 3: little bit. Is that bad? Well, yeah, to do it
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 3: on a plane, it is bad. Yeah, it's not good.
• 2:22:24
  Speaker 3: Then you should cut it out. Look, if he's got
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 3: the blanket over his waist and he's doing it, that's
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 3: still an assumption. I mean, he could have had an itch.
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 5: Maybe that's why the police let him go, because it's
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 5: an assumption.
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 3: But why would Sony... If that was the case, why
• 2:22:40
  Speaker 3: would Sony go, okay, well, we're just going to recast
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 3: this part. I mean, this guy had an itch on
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 3: his leg. It looked like he was masturbating under a blanket.
• 2:22:48
  Speaker 3: We're not going to roll the dice. We're not going
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 3: to take the chance. It's got to be deployed for
• 2:22:51
  Speaker 3: 16 years.
• 2:22:52
  Speaker 5: Because it's easier to move them on and then bring
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 5: in someone new as opposed to absorbing the controversy if
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 5: it is something worse.
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 3: I think this is a... But we can tell, one
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 3: thing's for sure, this guy's about to be bankrupt. Hey, guys,
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 3: tip your servers. You get it, Jack? It's a Wheel
• 2:23:12
  Speaker 3: of Fortune joke, buddy. Oh, yeah, yeah, good one. He
• 2:23:16
  Speaker 3: has been suspended by producer Sony Pictures. following an alleged
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 3: incident that occurred on a plane.
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 4: Alleged. I mean, they don't even really know that it happened.
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 3: I guess a he said, she said thing, unless she
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 3: has video of it. And they're just telling him, hey, look,
• 2:23:28
  Speaker 3: just haul ass. And we won't say anything. They won't
• 2:23:30
  Speaker 3: say anything. Just quit your job. We'll move forward. Or
• 2:23:34
  Speaker 3: how does Sony Pictures find out? Weed pen?
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 4: It's not a weed pen.
• 2:23:39
  Speaker 3: There's no way.
• 2:23:40
  Speaker 5: How do they find out? Because, yeah, he could be
• 2:23:43
  Speaker 5: arrested for that. They warn you up and down. That
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 5: is a good question.
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 3: Maybe he contacted them, let them know, hey, look, before
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 3: you hear about this in the news, I'm going to
• 2:23:52
  Speaker 3: head this off at the pass.
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 5: Not if, like, if the cop said, okay, you can
• 2:23:55
  Speaker 5: go without... Yeah, you're right. There's no report.
• 2:23:58
  Speaker 3: Unless maybe the woman who complained then... But if they
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 3: know who he is, and this is called in, other
• 2:24:08
  Speaker 3: people on the plane could have said this. I mean,
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 3: somebody on the plane, because TMZ broke it. And I
• 2:24:13
  Speaker 3: think TMZ kind of does rely on information like that, right?
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 4: From other people like that.
• 2:24:18
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 2:24:18
  Speaker 3: I believe that TMZ more than likely got somebody else
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 3: on that passenger plane that said something, and they just
• 2:24:23
  Speaker 3: kind of broke the story. And I guess the cops
• 2:24:25
  Speaker 3: confirmed that they confronted him, and all the information in
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 3: the story is accurate. The flight number, all the stuff.
• 2:24:31
  Speaker 3: How'd those people know who this guy was? He had
• 2:24:35
  Speaker 3: to have told them. He had to announce. But if
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 3: you're at TMZ and you fly into LA, from what
• 2:24:41
  Speaker 3: I understand, they have camps out at airports all the
• 2:24:44
  Speaker 3: time trying to catch celebrities. coming off flights to ask
• 2:24:46
  Speaker 3: them questions, just to get shots of them. I mean,
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 3: that's their whole business is harassing celebrities.
• 2:24:51
  Speaker 5: But for the people on the plane to know that
• 2:24:54
  Speaker 5: that guy was the voice guy.
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 3: On Wheel of Fortune. He was wearing a Wheel of
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 3: Fortune jacket. He was wearing a jacket that said the
• 2:25:03
  Speaker 3: real wheel.
• 2:25:04
  Speaker 11: Ah.
• 2:25:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:25:05
  Speaker 4: So he was letting people know that he was that guy.
• 2:25:08
  Speaker 3: That's not a good employee. That is not how you
• 2:25:11
  Speaker 3: could do it, yeah. All right, 407, I guess we'll
• 2:25:14
  Speaker 3: find out in the coming days what happened. Well, maybe
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 3: Ryan Seacrest can do that, like host the show and
• 2:25:19
  Speaker 3: do the voiceovers. Maybe so, Jack. You sure he makes
• 2:25:21
  Speaker 3: it up for that? Well, they'd have to give him more.
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 4: All right, 407-916-1041.
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 3: Text us at 77031. Let's take a little break. We'll
• 2:25:29
  Speaker 3: come back and get the hell out of here on
• 2:25:30
  Speaker 3: a Wednesday.
• 2:25:31
  Speaker 1: It's time for a Talk Back Purge on The Jim
• 2:25:41
  Speaker 1: Colbert Show.
• 2:25:44
  Speaker 23: Jimmy, using your logic, that means that if you pull
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 23: a cold pop out of the cooler and you grab
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 23: one off the shelf that's warm, the warm one's going
• 2:25:52
  Speaker 23: to have more carbonation. Because it's the same principle. Whether
• 2:25:55
  Speaker 23: it's been opened or not, there's still the same amount
• 2:25:58
  Speaker 23: of carbonation.
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 3: No, that's not true. Get out of here. That's what
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 3: you're saying. No, it's not what I'm saying at all. Oh,
• 2:26:02
  Speaker 3: my God.
• 2:26:03
  Speaker 7: Maybe I can help solve this debate. Jimmy, if you're
• 2:26:07
  Speaker 7: having trouble getting more fizz... Out of your reopened Pepsi bottle,
• 2:26:12
  Speaker 7: I suggest shaking it very vigorously and dropping Mentos in it.
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And see how it goes from there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 3: Is a prebiotic soda a kink or a fetish? I
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  Speaker 3: have a great question.
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  Speaker 8: Kink.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 16: Sorry to clap back, but Ross, if your wife is
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  Speaker 16: handy as she is, your kid's going to grow up
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  Speaker 16: and he's going to be like eight. And if you're
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  Speaker 16: not careful, you know, don't get too handy, he's going
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  Speaker 16: to be asking you to hold the flashlight. You don't
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  Speaker 16: want that, dude. I mean, if he's asking you to
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  Speaker 16: hold the flashlight, you might as well put an apron on, man.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he'll know the power of a clean kitchen. Yep,
• 2:27:01
  Speaker 3: that's the quality we're looking for.
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  Speaker 18: What up, JCS?
• 2:27:04
  Speaker 3: This Jim Thornton guy from Wheel of Fortune, what I
• 2:27:06
  Speaker 3: heard really happened. As he was touching Vanna's letters on
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 3: the big board, and it caused a vowel movement. I'll
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  Speaker 3: be here all week. Tip your servers. Yes.
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  Speaker 11: Hey, happy Wednesday, guys. Ross, whatever you do, don't try
• 2:27:25
  Speaker 11: to replace that door. It's an old door like I
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 11: think it is, exterior door. You're not going to find
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  Speaker 11: the right size.
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  Speaker 6: Call.
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  Speaker 11: mike the home builder that's me real expensive or we
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  Speaker 11: paint anything they can strip it restain it rehang it
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  Speaker 11: might be a great idea love the show see you guys.
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  Speaker 3: See you buddy he's right yeah one more.
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  Speaker 21: High school science teacher coming back to say i'm sorry
• 2:27:54
  Speaker 21: i failed you jim i think the other listeners are
• 2:27:56
  Speaker 21: right The same energy that comes from the extra heat
• 2:28:00
  Speaker 21: is also going to allow those dissolved carbon dioxide molecules
• 2:28:04
  Speaker 21: to energize and escape faster. And the increased pressure in
• 2:28:09
  Speaker 21: the airspace in your bottle is not going to be
• 2:28:10
  Speaker 21: enough to keep them dissolved.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Keep talking about it.
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 2: Learn something new, change your mind.
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  Speaker 3: That's science. So hot.
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  Speaker 4: Kayla, you're welcome to call anytime you want, dear.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. I love it. The power in that
• 2:28:25
  Speaker 3: to say I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 5: Did you or did you not take back your draw?
• 2:28:31
  Speaker 3: I was forced into a draw. It was a non-consensual draw.
• 2:28:35
  Speaker 3: Nobody forced you into a draw. Get out of here.
• 2:28:36
  Speaker 3: Check the tapes. Check the pod. I didn't push you
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 3: against the wall and take your draw. That's the purge
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  Speaker 3: for today. I didn't shove you into the backseat and
• 2:28:48
  Speaker 3: drive in and take your draw. You handed me that draw, dog.
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  Speaker 4: I did not.
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  Speaker 3: You did. I think I said sure. This draw has
• 2:28:56
  Speaker 3: nothing but consent. I don't know. This draw is built
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 3: from consent, my friend. How dare you? Kayla, you're a dream.
• 2:29:08
  Speaker 3: An absolute dream.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's been a fun show today. Oh my God, it's
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 4: been great.
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
• 2:29:13
  Speaker 4: I never thought in a million years that stupid fizz
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 4: thing would last that long.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so excited to broadcast that Universal Friday.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I can't wait either. I'm telling everybody about it.
• 2:29:22
  Speaker 3: I'm going to Horror Nights tomorrow night.
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 4: Are you really?
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I'm going to do all the houses again
• 2:29:27
  Speaker 3: and see if my rankings still hold up.
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 4: By the way, I saw Channel 6's rankings and you're close.
• 2:29:33
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 2:29:34
  Speaker 4: What house do you think they think is the best?
• 2:29:37
  Speaker 4: I'll go Jack.
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  Speaker 3: No, Ozzy.
• 2:29:40
  Speaker 4: Ozzy. Yeah, Pinhead, yours was Hellraiser.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think they had that at number four, but
• 2:29:45
  Speaker 3: they also gave mad respect to the— H.R.
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  Speaker 2: Blood and Guts.
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  Speaker 4: That's it, yeah. That's your favorite one, right?
• 2:29:52
  Speaker 3: That's my favorite house, but I think the best house
• 2:29:54
  Speaker 3: on paper for someone who's like, what is Halloween?
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 4: I would point you towards that Hellraiser.
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  Speaker 20: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: All those rank relatively well. The ones you like were
• 2:30:03
  Speaker 4: up there in the rankings.
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  Speaker 5: So the next two days, you can win tickets to
• 2:30:06
  Speaker 5: Halloween Horror Nights on the Monsters. And then next week
• 2:30:09
  Speaker 5: on the Jim Colbert Show from Tuesday through Friday, we
• 2:30:12
  Speaker 5: will have your opportunity to win tickets to Halloween Horror
• 2:30:16
  Speaker 5: Nights all week long. And again, as Ross mentioned, this Friday,
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 5: all three shows broadcasting live. from Halloween Horror Nights. And
• 2:30:23
  Speaker 5: by the way, we're going to have a specialist, somebody
• 2:30:25
  Speaker 5: who's going to come on at 4 o'clock. His name
• 2:30:26
  Speaker 5: is Remy. He's been a listener of the station for
• 2:30:29
  Speaker 5: quite a while.
• 2:30:30
  Speaker 3: He's going to give us his heads up for the
• 2:30:31
  Speaker 3: best moments, best places at Halloween Horror Nights, like a
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 3: review as well. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we're looking forward to doing that. Plus, we're
• 2:30:38
  Speaker 4: going to have a good old time on Friday, man.
• 2:30:39
  Speaker 4: I can't wait.
• 2:30:39
  Speaker 3: We have another minute. I was talking to somebody from
• 2:30:41
  Speaker 3: Universal today and told her, how excited I was to
• 2:30:43
  Speaker 3: come out. It's going to be a blast. I can't
• 2:30:44
  Speaker 3: wait to eat more food. There's a lot of the
• 2:30:47
  Speaker 3: Halloween Horror Night foods that I want to still try out.
• 2:30:51
  Speaker 4: Dude, some of their themed cocktails for this time of
• 2:30:53
  Speaker 4: year are very good as well.
• 2:30:54
  Speaker 3: The cinnamon one, the Aussie cinnamon drink is really good. God,
• 2:30:59
  Speaker 3: they had one last year or the year before that
• 2:31:02
  Speaker 3: was over by where Jaws used to be.
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 4: I think that's where the Mummy is, right? Is it
• 2:31:05
  Speaker 4: in that area there, I think?
• 2:31:06
  Speaker 3: It's close enough.
• 2:31:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I got to tell you, it was.
• 2:31:09
  Speaker 3: You mother... Some theme of the Dracula blood or whatever,
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 3: but it was delicious. It was like vodka, some raspberry
• 2:31:19
  Speaker 3: in there.
• 2:31:19
  Speaker 8: It was wonderful.
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 4: I want to try the rigatoni pizza.
• 2:31:22
  Speaker 11: Oh, yeah?
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 3: Pasta on top of pizza. Very nice. Oh, I had
• 2:31:25
  Speaker 3: that last year.
• 2:31:26
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:31:26
  Speaker 3: In the Freddy's. So if you're there, by the way,
• 2:31:29
  Speaker 3: on Friday, go by the broadcast center. It's over by
• 2:31:31
  Speaker 3: the Brown Derby. We're right there.
• 2:31:33
  Speaker 5: Knock on the window, show us something. That would get
• 2:31:36
  Speaker 5: you kicked off of a plane. You're such a.
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 4: Who do we have to thank today, Creepo?
• 2:31:43
  Speaker 3: There's plenty of people. We want to thank the Central
• 2:31:45
  Speaker 3: Florida Zoo, Jifu, Katie, and Molar, the indigo snake.
• 2:31:50
  Speaker 4: No, it was a ball python.
• 2:31:51
  Speaker 3: A ball python. Pay attention.
• 2:31:53
  Speaker 5: Scott Maxwell, also for always calling. Glenn Clauseman for sponsoring
• 2:31:59
  Speaker 5: the Animal House segment, and Candace and Alicia for moderating
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 5: what happens in our YouTube chat, keeping those fools in line.
• 2:32:07
  Speaker 4: How about Sam?
• 2:32:07
  Speaker 3: Sam in there as well? Yeah, Sam too. Sam's been
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 3: on a break. Oh, has he?
• 2:32:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's taking care of family.
• 2:32:14
  Speaker 3: All right, coming up tomorrow, we will have Chloe G
• 2:32:16
  Speaker 3: in tomorrow, Glenn Clauseman for Colbert Court tomorrow, and some
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 3: more Ross. It's going to be a good time. And
• 2:32:22
  Speaker 3: I have a little announcement tomorrow, by the way, for Sons, Pups,
• 2:32:25
  Speaker 3: and Pints.
• 2:32:25
  Speaker 15: Oh, really?
• 2:32:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a little announcement. Oh, and that's coming
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 5: up September 26th. Do not forget a question in our
• 2:32:31
  Speaker 5: YouTube chat. Where does soda last longer? Your choices were
• 2:32:35
  Speaker 5: fridge or counter. Jim, what say you? Counter wins 65%.
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 3: 67%.
• 2:32:42
  Speaker 4: For Fridge. Because you know what? They don't know what
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 4: they're talking about. Ross, stand up.
• 2:32:46
  Speaker 3: Not stand up, but the next big show that I
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 3: have is also on the 26th. It's not at the
• 2:32:52
  Speaker 3: same time. Do not worry. But I'm bringing the sketch
• 2:32:54
  Speaker 3: show to Daytona. I will have that link up at
• 2:32:57
  Speaker 3: RossComedy.com hopefully soon. RossComedy.com. And, of course, more Ross tomorrow.
• 2:33:01
  Speaker 3: Ross thoughts will be coming up as well. So a
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 3: big show coming up tomorrow. And Deb will be back
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 3: as well. So on behalf of Deb, Jack, and Ross,
• 2:33:07
  Speaker 3: I am Jim. We follow the new Shucky. They follow
• 2:33:09
  Speaker 3: the monsters of the morning after us. It's Tommy Dan
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 3: with the Corporate Time. It's good sauce. And, of course,
• 2:33:13
  Speaker 3: it's real laughs. We'll see you tomorrow at 3 for
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 3: more of the Jim Colbert Show. Until then, have yourself
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 3: a fantastic Wednesday evening. Well, I don't know about that.
• 2:33:27
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• 2:33:28
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• 2:33:32
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• 2:33:38
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