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Getting hit on by a Guy #10 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

0:00
SPEAKER_00: Grab a cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
0:03
SPEAKER_00: Here comes your shout with Jay and Braden.
0:08
SPEAKER_03: Hey guys, welcome back to the podcast.
0:11
SPEAKER_03: Episode 10 of Your Shout with Jay and Braden, mate.
0:14
SPEAKER_03: How how good?
0:16
SPEAKER_02: What's up, guys?
0:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, pretty good.
0:18
SPEAKER_02: Pretty good.
0:18
SPEAKER_03: Pretty good, pretty good.
0:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, mate.
0:20
SPEAKER_03: Uh well, let's talk about the address of the elephant in the room.
0:22
SPEAKER_03: Um, we missed last episode.
0:24
SPEAKER_03: Uh you weren't feeling too crashed up, mate.
0:26
SPEAKER_02: No, dude.
0:27
SPEAKER_02: Uh what's it?
0:27
SPEAKER_02: My sister and I got influenza A, I reckon.
0:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh she she has it right now, and I was sick before her.
0:35
SPEAKER_02: My partner was sick before So how bad is it?
0:39
SPEAKER_02: It was pretty shit, like the first two days of fucking horrible work, because I went to work and sick as a dog and I just I couldn't come I couldn't commit all the way through, but it was fucked.
0:49
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, what how who who do you reckon started it?
0:52
SPEAKER_02: I reckon I I reckon Naomi maybe.
0:56
SPEAKER_02: It's hard to say because the guy like the blokes at work, they all have kids, so like Yeah, it's so easy getting sick of like your own kids, you know what I mean?
1:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
1:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05
SPEAKER_02: Who knows if it got pass through work or like Naomi's work, but it was definitely one of the two.
1:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, fair enough.
1:11
SPEAKER_03: Alright, mate, well, let's get into it.
1:13
SPEAKER_03: I want to get straight into it.
1:14
SPEAKER_03: How fucking hot was it today?
1:16
SPEAKER_03: So we are recording this on the Monday, which you guys have all experienced if you lived in Brisbane.
1:20
SPEAKER_03: It reached a 39, it reached a 40 in Ipswich, uh, over 40, I think.
1:24
SPEAKER_03: Uh, and it is um, what's the time right now it when we're recording this?
1:28
SPEAKER_03: It is 10 to 6 right now, and the weather outside.
1:32
SPEAKER_03: Let's have a look.
1:32
SPEAKER_03: Let's see what it's still reading outside.
1:34
SPEAKER_03: It is still reading 34.
1:36
SPEAKER_03: There you go.
1:37
SPEAKER_02: 34, okay.
1:38
SPEAKER_02: So it's like uh in towns or what was it?
1:42
SPEAKER_02: I was saying my partner before I came in.
1:44
SPEAKER_02: I was on the phone number, and I was like, this reminds me of like I remember, I swear there was like a couple of like just the most rememberable part was it was like two weeks in a row where it was like this almost, and it was just dry, and I had to push my bike to school and everything.
2:00
SPEAKER_03: I swear that I actually I I've got a memory of like they sent us home because it was too hot at school.
2:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:06
SPEAKER_03: I I don't know if I like I don't count me on that, but I've got a feeling that actually happened.
2:10
SPEAKER_02: No, no, definitely.
2:11
SPEAKER_02: I I remember I think it was in when I was in Brackenridge, maybe.
2:17
SPEAKER_02: I think that happened.
2:18
SPEAKER_02: It was like so hot and the humidity was fucking ridiculous.
2:22
SPEAKER_02: And I think yeah, everyone just had enough of like our early day today, guys.
2:26
SPEAKER_03: Like Yeah, today was hot.
2:28
SPEAKER_03: In the fact that what made it so much more hot out was the fact that it actually was blowing hot air.
2:33
SPEAKER_02: Oh dude, it was fucking ridiculous, man.
2:37
SPEAKER_02: I've had the aircon going all day today, and I'm like, the energy bill's gonna be insane this month.
2:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:43
SPEAKER_02: Holy fuck.
2:44
SPEAKER_03: Well, I think the the thing is, is in Brisbane, you can't, you can't I'm gonna say this right now, you can't live without aircon.
2:52
SPEAKER_03: You need aircon.
2:53
SPEAKER_03: Do you have aircon in your new rental in your bedroom or is it further just a house?
2:56
SPEAKER_02: It's literally just in the living room.
2:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and it only just reaches like the end of the hallway where the bedrooms are.
3:03
SPEAKER_02: So we've got like this uh not a portal, air con, it's like uh some other thing called like a vaporizer or whatever.
3:12
SPEAKER_02: And we've just got to like at the front of the room during the day if the air con's on pushing all the cold air from the hallway out of the room.
3:19
SPEAKER_02: Because our our our bedrooms are in the most perfect spot for the fucking sun to hit them all day.
3:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, it's ridiculous.
3:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's fucked.
3:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, um yeah, it over night time, like I think I didn't even sleep with the sheets on last night, but fucking we've got like the thinnest sheet.
3:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, thinner sheet.
3:40
SPEAKER_02: I can't my sister rocks a fucking dune.
3:42
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, you are crazy.
3:43
SPEAKER_02: Nah, yeah, I can't fuck.
3:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, at this time of the year I'm rocking just the sheet or like the um yeah, I'm just pretty much almost going nude to be honest, because it's that fucking hot.
3:52
SPEAKER_03: Because Kate and I are very different.
3:54
SPEAKER_03: Kate will like Kate doesn't feel the heat as much as I do.
3:57
SPEAKER_03: Like, I the one thing I can't do is sleep if I'm hot.
4:00
SPEAKER_03: Like if I'm if I'm sweating my sleep, I will not go to sleep.
4:03
SPEAKER_03: And because I feel the heat so much, I almost go nude because I'm just trying to like stay cool.
4:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's hard, eh?
4:08
SPEAKER_03: And especially in our jobs where you know tradies, where you're working with tools and all that, you you don't want to be dozy.
4:14
SPEAKER_03: You need your sleep.
4:16
SPEAKER_03: So, but anyway, mate, let's I've got one for you, mate.
4:19
SPEAKER_03: We've got a listener's voice message.
4:20
SPEAKER_03: We've actually got a voice message, mate.
4:22
SPEAKER_03: This is well, it's actually not a voice message, it's well, it is a voice message, but it's actually a video.
4:26
SPEAKER_03: Uh okay, so for all you people obviously who are listening, when we're gonna have to describe the video the best we can.
4:32
SPEAKER_03: I am forewarning you, Brayden.
4:34
SPEAKER_03: After having after watching this, you may not want to be drinking your drink right now, because I am forewarning you.
4:41
SPEAKER_02: Well, what's wrong with the ginger beer?
4:43
SPEAKER_03: No, nothing wrong with the ginger beer.
4:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm just I'm just warning you.
4:46
SPEAKER_03: That's all that is.
4:47
SPEAKER_02: No one no one like pukes up over the video today.
4:50
SPEAKER_02: That's that's what it is.
4:51
SPEAKER_02: That's fucked up.
4:52
SPEAKER_03: Alright, so if you guys, thank you for sending this voice message in.
4:54
SPEAKER_03: Um, by the way.
4:55
SPEAKER_03: This was sent in by Conan, his name is.
4:57
SPEAKER_03: Um, and uh he's a plumber by the looks of it.
5:00
SPEAKER_03: Um, and yeah, so you might have to come closer, mate, because you uh this is this is this is this is funny, okay.
5:08
SPEAKER_03: This is our first voice, well it's not our first voice message, but it's our second voice message, I think.
5:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
5:13
SPEAKER_03: Alright, and it's a video.
5:14
SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
5:15
SPEAKER_03: Okay, here we go.
5:16
SPEAKER_00: Four five and fucking minutes, and all this smells like shit.
5:22
SPEAKER_00: Here I am, uh working away.
5:28
SPEAKER_00: What dirty cut fucking did this?
5:33
SPEAKER_00: And I'm here.
5:34
SPEAKER_03: So for people that can't actually see, or for everyone who can't see, because this is an audio podcast, um, he's underneath a house by the looks of it, and he's doing some plumbing work and he could smell shit, and then right next to him was actual human feces shit.
5:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right next to him.
5:48
SPEAKER_03: How fucked is that?
5:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, bro, that is fucking disgusting.
5:54
SPEAKER_03: So I I texted him and I was like, I need more content.
5:57
SPEAKER_03: And it found come to find out he was actually at that job site the day before.
6:02
SPEAKER_03: No crap there.
6:03
SPEAKER_03: So someone did it overnight, and yeah.
6:06
SPEAKER_03: You sure it wasn't like a dog or something?
6:08
SPEAKER_03: No, that you can tell that's human shit.
6:10
SPEAKER_03: You could you can?
6:11
SPEAKER_03: You you reckon that was dog shit?
6:13
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
6:13
SPEAKER_02: Some dogs they fucking lay some turds, bro.
6:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm telling you, some of them lay some turds.
6:20
SPEAKER_03: I think it was human crap.
6:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he was working in Logan, so that explains a lot.
6:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
6:26
SPEAKER_03: Shout out to you, Logan people.
6:28
SPEAKER_02: Nah, but fuck that, bro.
6:30
SPEAKER_02: Uh, that's disgusting.
6:31
SPEAKER_03: There's some people in this world you just think, why?
6:34
SPEAKER_03: Why?
6:34
SPEAKER_03: Actually, I was hearing this story, and um this guy does FIFO work, and shout out to you, Brendan, and he um um he does FIFO work, and he was working in um middle of Australia, Alice Springs, and he said he was just at a pub, and he said someone just took a dump right in the middle of the road.
6:50
SPEAKER_03: He said he pulled, he said, I was eating my palm, and he said, I looked up, looked at this guy, and he said the guy made dead eye contact with me.
6:55
SPEAKER_03: He said he pulled down his pants, took a dump, put up his pants, and walked off again.
6:59
SPEAKER_02: Uh, that's some fucking shit.
7:04
SPEAKER_03: Uh only in Australia.
7:06
SPEAKER_02: Dude, fucking didn't even try to wipe it.
7:09
SPEAKER_03: No, he just pulled it up and walked away.
7:14
SPEAKER_03: That is As a person who works in bathrooms.
7:17
SPEAKER_03: You you yeah, you it's pretty yeah, it's not nice sometimes.
7:21
SPEAKER_02: I'm glad I don't work with shit.
7:23
SPEAKER_02: Fucking other life.
7:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, it's not it's not the best thing in the world, but it's not as bad as like when you're working in bathrooms, you think you do bathroom renovations and you rip out bathrooms, you think it'd be the worst.
7:32
SPEAKER_03: It's not as bad as you think.
7:33
SPEAKER_03: You do get the odd one where you're like, well, that's you know, they haven't cleaned this bathroom in clearly five years, so yeah.
7:40
SPEAKER_03: But anyway.
7:41
SPEAKER_03: Damn.
7:42
SPEAKER_03: All right, mate, let's talk about it.
7:44
SPEAKER_03: Saturday night.
7:45
SPEAKER_03: Well, what just went past was Saturday night, and I had the house to myself.
7:49
SPEAKER_03: The parents were out, I was down at the Gold Coast, so I had permission to say I could have some friends over.
7:53
SPEAKER_03: So I invited you and Naomi over.
7:55
SPEAKER_03: Um now, this is what I want to say right now.
7:58
SPEAKER_03: That night was the reason why I don't drink cocktails.
8:00
SPEAKER_03: I can't, I can't handle my liquor on cocktail night.
8:04
SPEAKER_03: Like, I I'll stick to beer and whiskey, or you know, you and I got on the um Jameson.
8:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, no, I brought the Jameson and we had half a bottle.
8:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
8:13
SPEAKER_02: I found out.
8:14
SPEAKER_03: I was like, Do we have half a bottle?
8:16
SPEAKER_02: Dude, I don't like I didn't really drink any of the cocktails, just the beer and the and I just remember I don't even remember the ride back home, but I remember getting home somehow.
8:26
SPEAKER_03: I was so weird.
8:27
SPEAKER_03: I remember before you guys came, Kate was like, Oh, let's just make some cocktails and we do some taste.
8:31
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, all right.
8:32
SPEAKER_03: So she started making mojitos, and I found out like when I was in Bali, I found out like the um mojito was like my favourite cocktail.
8:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
8:41
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, oh, that's this is pretty good.
8:42
SPEAKER_03: So I'm like, I'm probably gonna stick to this.
8:45
SPEAKER_03: So then I found out that she was making margaritas.
8:50
SPEAKER_03: Love anyone, I feel like everyone loves a margarita, and then it was just on from there, and then you guys rocked up, and it was a bit of a blur night to me.
8:58
SPEAKER_03: Um, I remember the furry being good.
9:00
SPEAKER_03: Apologize to Naomi.
9:01
SPEAKER_03: I probably did the most doggest thing you could probably ever do.
9:04
SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, you did.
9:06
SPEAKER_02: I was like, in my head, I was like, holy fuck, he just did that.
9:09
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy.
9:10
SPEAKER_03: I I I'm I'm I'm not I'm not oppressed with it.
9:13
SPEAKER_03: I'm ashamed of myself on it.
9:15
SPEAKER_03: Um and yeah, I so what happened was we were we did a barbecue night.
9:19
SPEAKER_03: So Kate did a up a potato bag and Braden and I were on the barbie and we had a salad.
9:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but we had it all in the all in front of us, so we were just grabbing as we go along.
9:26
SPEAKER_03: And there was a last bit of potato bag, and Naomi picked it up and chucked it on a plate.
9:30
SPEAKER_03: As soon as it hit her plate, I got my fork and yinked it off her plate, and I shit you not.
9:35
SPEAKER_03: I goffed it.
9:36
SPEAKER_02: I fucking chucked the whole thing in my mouth, and then everyone just is staring at me like in pure awe.
9:42
SPEAKER_02: Like, what the fuck?
9:44
SPEAKER_02: I know.
9:44
SPEAKER_02: This is why I don't drink cocktails, like I do stupid shit afterwards.
9:48
SPEAKER_02: He ate it, swelled it, he's like, oh shit, I'm so sorry.
9:54
SPEAKER_02: What do you mean?
9:57
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, it was a great night, man.
10:00
SPEAKER_02: It was so it was it was actually so much fun.
10:02
SPEAKER_03: Like uh it we it we it started, it was actually an interesting night because normally when you have nights out, it normally starts early.
10:08
SPEAKER_03: But we started you got because you guys didn't rock up to like what about 6 30.
10:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
10:12
SPEAKER_03: And it was on straight away.
10:13
SPEAKER_03: We got you, Kate and I were like, we gotta get them started.
10:16
SPEAKER_03: So we thought when you guys came in, we would give you like fireball shots.
10:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was fun.
10:21
SPEAKER_03: That's what started the night.
10:22
SPEAKER_02: I liked it.
10:23
SPEAKER_02: It was it was a great start.
10:24
SPEAKER_02: It was a great start, and then yeah.
10:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm gonna say this right now.
10:27
SPEAKER_03: As a as a anyone who's listening right now, when you're with couples or and all that and you're drinking, this is one game you should never play with a couple.
10:35
SPEAKER_03: Never play, never have I ever.
10:37
SPEAKER_03: Okay, you will learn way too much about the other couple, and you can't see past it, but you know that you guys are like family and friends, so you gotta see it through.
10:46
SPEAKER_03: But I will highly recommend not playing that game, especially when you're drunk, because you've got no filter when you're drunk.
10:51
SPEAKER_03: And I have not been that drunk really since my 21st, I don't know.
10:55
SPEAKER_02: Dude, holy, it's just hard because you you don't like you can't read signals of where um is it this or is it that, or is is this what we're saying, or is it now what was uh there was some because we we I downloaded this game and it was actually I was doing both, but you were like, no, let's just do like dirty ones and all that.
11:15
SPEAKER_02: It was like some it's like some strange ones.
11:17
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, you know what, we're all adults here, let's have some fun, because you know, uh as we're all sick human beings, we like the funny dirty ones are the best ones.
11:24
SPEAKER_03: So that's what we did.
11:25
SPEAKER_03: And um, yeah, brain's like, what's just all dirty ones?
11:28
SPEAKER_03: And some of those questions, I was like, what the fuck?
11:31
SPEAKER_03: It's funny because like there's some questions that come up and you automatically look at your partner and they kind of like give you a look and you're like, you're like, oh yeah, I should have been you're like, I'm not gonna say anything.
11:42
SPEAKER_03: But uh, it was a great night.
11:43
SPEAKER_03: I've got to say, thank you guys for coming on.
11:45
SPEAKER_02: Ah, that was good.
11:46
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, Naomi, for um yeah, stealing your potato bake.
11:49
SPEAKER_03: That was a bit of a dog move that was, but it was funny, but um, yeah.
11:52
SPEAKER_03: I felt I woke up the next morning with the biggest fucking headache.
11:56
SPEAKER_03: I don't know about you, I was hung over as fuck.
12:00
SPEAKER_03: I literally sat all day trying to recover.
12:04
SPEAKER_03: I I found out that when you're hung, when you're hung over, the best thing to do is not mope around.
12:09
SPEAKER_03: You need to keep yourself occupied.
12:11
SPEAKER_03: So as soon as I woke up in the morning, I did everything I could, took Panodol, took neurofine, took an energy drink, took hydrolytes, baraka, you name it.
12:17
SPEAKER_03: Nothing was working.
12:18
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, I'll take a cold shower, nothing worked.
12:20
SPEAKER_03: I jumped in the pool.
12:21
SPEAKER_03: That helped for a little bit.
12:23
SPEAKER_03: I made a shoe rack.
12:24
SPEAKER_03: I bought a shoe rack ages ago and I did it with IKEA, did it with Kate, and as any normal flat packs, you get the shits with each other, then I'm just like got a headache, I'm like, I can't deal with this fucking shit.
12:34
SPEAKER_03: Um, and then we went to her place, and then I watched the Gold Coast 500, and I was just, yeah, but by I was like, Oh, can't have a beer, can't have a beer.
12:43
SPEAKER_03: By five o'clock, I had my first beer, and I was like, Yeah, I'll have a beer.
12:45
SPEAKER_03: For some reason, when you drink alcohol, it does actually help your hangover.
12:49
SPEAKER_02: I don't know why it does, it kind of does.
12:51
SPEAKER_02: Like, I I honestly couldn't tell you why.
12:54
SPEAKER_02: Like, it's it's pretty cool, but my go-to buddy hangover is I know I'm just gonna fucking shit it all out.
13:02
SPEAKER_02: But it's first thing in the morning, first thing in the morning, uh everyone's up, cool.
13:07
SPEAKER_02: We're doing a Maccas trip.
13:08
SPEAKER_02: You gotta get the big Brecky Burger.
13:10
SPEAKER_02: Yes, the big Brecky Burger.
13:11
SPEAKER_02: Big Brecky Burger with some water, uh, maybe an extra hash brown or two.
13:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and go home.
13:16
SPEAKER_02: Greasy food helps.
13:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh mate, you sculpt it down, you're like, oh, you feel so good two hours later.
13:20
SPEAKER_03: Well, I I reckon if you guys would have stayed the night, because there was a chance, we were to even talk about there was a chance for you guys staying the night.
13:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
13:26
SPEAKER_03: I reckon if we would have stayed the night, I would have ordered like McDonald's, something just grease.
13:30
SPEAKER_03: I know we would have just had dinner, but something greasy just to put the edge on it.
13:34
SPEAKER_03: And this is where I've got a bone to pick with KFC.
13:36
SPEAKER_03: KFC, if you're listening, make it a 20, make KFC shuts at 10, right?
13:41
SPEAKER_02: It's ridiculous, bro.
13:42
SPEAKER_03: It's so at least shut at like 12 or 1 because the one thing I want when I'm drunk, okay.
13:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Maccas is good, but a KFC was open.
13:50
SPEAKER_03: Could you imagine a Zinger burger at when you're drunk?
13:54
SPEAKER_02: 100%.
13:54
SPEAKER_02: Like they would make bank.
13:56
SPEAKER_02: Imagine all the sullies in the fucking valley, bro.
13:59
SPEAKER_02: Oh yes.
14:01
SPEAKER_02: Fuck, man.
14:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so KFC, do better.
14:03
SPEAKER_03: We love you.
14:04
SPEAKER_03: I love KFC, but you need to stay later than 10 o'clock.
14:07
SPEAKER_03: If you're a greasy food, you need to be open later so we can because if I had KFC that night, I reckon I wouldn't be as bad.
14:16
SPEAKER_03: It's because we had barbecue.
14:18
SPEAKER_03: I don't think the barbecue stuff soaked up my alcohol enough.
14:20
SPEAKER_03: Or I just need this is why I don't drink cocktails.
14:22
SPEAKER_03: Fuck cocktails.
14:24
SPEAKER_02: It's not too bad.
14:25
SPEAKER_03: And fuck you, by the way.
14:27
SPEAKER_03: I remember the one thing you I remember the last drink I had that night.
14:30
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what you did to my drink.
14:32
SPEAKER_03: Holy crap, it was like drinking straight just Jameson whiskey.
14:36
SPEAKER_02: It was nice though.
14:37
SPEAKER_02: It was great.
14:38
SPEAKER_02: It was a good one.
14:38
SPEAKER_02: That's probably what's hit me over the air.
14:39
SPEAKER_02: I think it's a great finish.
14:41
SPEAKER_03: Did I jump in the pool that night?
14:43
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, you did.
14:44
SPEAKER_03: And um What's with me in jumping in pools when I'm drunk?
14:47
SPEAKER_02: No, I think it was when we first it was I I can't remember if it was after or before dinner, and you went in, and then the girl's like, Oh, go to jail.
14:56
SPEAKER_02: I was like, where the fuck is he?
14:57
SPEAKER_02: They're like in the pool.
14:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, fuck that, I'm not going in the pool.
15:01
SPEAKER_02: And then as I said that, you're like, you're hopping out and you're getting dried and you come in, and then yeah, we're like, oh, okay, cool.
15:07
SPEAKER_03: Because I I didn't I don't even remember that is the one part of the night actually is a blur to me is jumping in the pool.
15:11
SPEAKER_03: And the only reason why I did that is because in the morning I could see my jocks.
15:15
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, and you know when you like when I was in the morning, because I was cleaning up a bit, yeah, um, we drank a lot of beer that night too.
15:22
SPEAKER_03: Um, well, I did.
15:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you did.
15:23
SPEAKER_02: I was like, bro, I drank all my beer plus one of yours.
15:27
SPEAKER_03: Um and I was looking at it, I was thinking, I didn't get I didn't get naked in front of everyone.
15:32
SPEAKER_03: You know when you start pressing yourself, I'm like, did I I didn't get that drunk, did I?
15:35
SPEAKER_03: Because I was like, why my jocks?
15:36
SPEAKER_03: Because I didn't even hang my jocks up, my jocks were on the ground, and I'm thinking, but then as soon as I picked them up and I realized oh wait, I might I went in the pool last night.
15:43
SPEAKER_03: And I don't know what's with me being drunk and I jump on pools.
15:45
SPEAKER_03: I did it, I did it my 21st, yeah, I did it at the AFL grand final, I, and I did it again.
15:51
SPEAKER_03: I I I need to stop drinking alcohol.
15:53
SPEAKER_03: I I'm I feel like my brain goes, because now we're doing this podcast, this is gonna sound stupid as fuck.
15:59
SPEAKER_03: Like this is just no excuse whatsoever.
16:01
SPEAKER_03: I feel like my brain goes into mind and goes, okay, do some stupid shit.
16:05
SPEAKER_03: So you got content for radio and podcasts, and the stuff that you can't talk about on the radio, you can talk about in the podcast.
16:10
SPEAKER_03: So I just go, oh yeah, I'll jump in the pool.
16:12
SPEAKER_03: Let's play never have I ever.
16:14
SPEAKER_03: Yep, let's answer these questions and not forget about it in the next morning.
16:18
SPEAKER_02: So you know, what's it?
16:20
SPEAKER_03: Um You forgot.
16:21
SPEAKER_03: I fucking forgot.
16:22
SPEAKER_03: Good old KFC.
16:24
SPEAKER_03: All right, let's get into it now, mate.
16:26
SPEAKER_03: Um I want to hear this.
16:29
SPEAKER_03: You've put down Brayden City.
16:31
SPEAKER_03: We I do remember you talking in a little bit about actually about Saturday night.
16:34
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
16:34
SPEAKER_03: So what what what why why were you in the city?
16:37
SPEAKER_02: So the city we do.
16:38
SPEAKER_03: Because let's be honest, you don't go to the Brisbane City just for fun sometimes, because let's be honest, the Brisbane City is pretty shit.
16:42
SPEAKER_02: It's pretty weird if you go for fun.
16:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:44
SPEAKER_03: Do you think our city's shit?
16:46
SPEAKER_03: Do you think our before you get into the story?
16:47
SPEAKER_03: I want to do you think our like do you think generally if our city for party life is shit, or do you think it actually is pretty good?
16:54
SPEAKER_02: So what I've been told is the party city is actually Cairns.
17:02
SPEAKER_03: Cairns?
17:02
SPEAKER_03: You know what?
17:03
SPEAKER_03: I have heard about it.
17:04
SPEAKER_02: Is the party city.
17:06
SPEAKER_02: So I also Byron Bay is good, apparently.
17:07
SPEAKER_02: Apparently, yeah, Byron Bay too, but I I can't say too much, man.
17:11
SPEAKER_02: Like Tansel, definitely not, I reckon.
17:14
SPEAKER_02: But fucking city, like obviously I've only been in Brisbane, so same here.
17:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'd say just Bridge is not it's not bad, you know.
17:21
SPEAKER_02: It's not bad.
17:22
SPEAKER_02: You just get like the odd fucking, you know.
17:24
SPEAKER_03: I I I'm gonna say this, the value's overrated.
17:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a good thing.
17:28
SPEAKER_03: I I think I I I think I went past my years.
17:30
SPEAKER_03: I'm I know we're getting off track here, but I think I went past my years because I never went to nightclubs because I don't like the nightclub experience.
17:36
SPEAKER_03: I like going to bars because I'm a person who mingles, and you can't mingle at a nightclub.
17:40
SPEAKER_03: You just you just don't do anything in a nightclub.
17:42
SPEAKER_03: You dance, you drink, and I'm like, yeah, I could do that at home.
17:44
SPEAKER_03: But when you go to bars, you actually mingle with people, you have a laugh, you could talk, you drink, you know, you're blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
17:50
SPEAKER_03: Um, so I think the bar sides behind like, you know, like Mr.
17:54
SPEAKER_03: Percival and all them.
17:55
SPEAKER_03: Have you been to them?
17:55
SPEAKER_03: Like the Storybridge Hotel.
17:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
17:57
SPEAKER_03: All those bars are great.
17:58
SPEAKER_03: I think that's where Brisbane does well.
18:00
SPEAKER_02: But the valley, I just yeah, man, it's it's honestly uh personal taste.
18:03
SPEAKER_02: Like when I was in high school, um, I was 18.
18:06
SPEAKER_02: I was like one of the I wouldn't say one of the first other boys, but it was obviously pretty up there.
18:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:11
SPEAKER_02: And um yeah, man.
18:12
SPEAKER_02: Just I couldn't do it.
18:14
SPEAKER_02: I just I was like fucking rather go pubs, you know.
18:16
SPEAKER_02: It's just I don't want to have to and it's expensive as fuck.
18:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, 100%.
18:25
SPEAKER_02: I can't deal with it.
18:25
SPEAKER_02: I just like especially going out, man.
18:27
SPEAKER_02: I drink a little too much, and it's just like your patience gets a bit thin with people.
18:31
SPEAKER_02: It's like I wouldn't start anything, but like people push ya.
18:35
SPEAKER_03: They definitely push you, yeah.
18:36
SPEAKER_02: I just wouldn't want to fucking deal with them, you know what I mean?
18:39
SPEAKER_02: So but anyway, let's hear what you went it was a belated birthday party.
18:43
SPEAKER_02: So it was like a really belated birthday party.
18:45
SPEAKER_02: So my sister, she um she got a tax office, yeah.
18:50
SPEAKER_02: Tax office after.
18:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, yeah, like Kate was talking about that for our 21st.
18:53
SPEAKER_02: I've never been there, is it good?
18:54
SPEAKER_02: It's pretty good, yeah.
18:55
SPEAKER_02: It was pretty good.
18:55
SPEAKER_02: We got like 25 bucks, and that was a good amount of drinks.
19:00
SPEAKER_02: Uh wasn't too bad.
19:01
SPEAKER_03: You only had 25 bucks between you.
19:03
SPEAKER_03: Did that how many drinks?
19:05
SPEAKER_02: For each person, it was like 20 of us there.
19:07
SPEAKER_02: It's a big group, yeah.
19:08
SPEAKER_03: So 25 bucks for each person.
19:10
SPEAKER_03: Did that only get you one drink?
19:11
SPEAKER_02: No, no, it got us uh so my first drink was uh it was a JD and coke, and that was like what was it?
19:18
SPEAKER_02: It was like 10 bucks, maybe 11.
19:21
SPEAKER_03: Oh, so you got like three drinks or two drinks?
19:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know, that's alright.
19:24
SPEAKER_02: And then um yeah, they stinge they stinge the um uh sister-in-law by double paying uh fucking drink so she had only had like was it like five or six bucks?
19:35
SPEAKER_02: Oh that I would have complained about that.
19:37
SPEAKER_02: I was like, oh I just have mine, it's fine, I've only had one drink, and then my mate gave me his supposed to just be like a vodka red ball, but it was like a double vodka red ball.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: I was like, sipping on it, short, short glass, and I'm like, holy fuck, it's like it tastes like straight jet fuel.
19:51
SPEAKER_02: I was like, holy Jesus! And he's like, yeah, yeah, I was like, what the fuck?
19:54
SPEAKER_02: You didn't tell me this anyway.
19:56
SPEAKER_02: Um the funny thing that happened was we're at the tax office and me and mate Justin uh just just sitting there drinking drinks, having a having a good chat, looking around, and then um what's uh this guy comes up, he's like dancing, dancing.
20:10
SPEAKER_02: And he's he was like in this little mosh boot with like these girls and these guys or whatnot.
20:14
SPEAKER_02: And he comes over and he's he's pointing at me.
20:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm like I'm shaking my head, I'm like, nah man, nah nah.
20:19
SPEAKER_02: And he's like, Yeah, come with me, bro, come come over here, we'll dance in the mosh boot with all the girls.
20:23
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, nah, nah, bro, nah nah nah nah nah I don't do that, I can't do that, bro.
20:30
SPEAKER_02: I can't.
20:31
SPEAKER_02: I you know, just not not gonna allow it.
20:33
SPEAKER_02: He's like, nah, come over, bro.
20:35
SPEAKER_02: I promise, like it's gonna be a good time, bro.
20:37
SPEAKER_02: I swear it will be.
20:38
SPEAKER_02: I was like, dude, see that bloke over there near the DJ, get his ass in there, bro.
20:42
SPEAKER_02: I'm doing it, and he's like, Oh, whatever then.
20:45
SPEAKER_02: Go out, get another drink, come back.
20:46
SPEAKER_02: Me and Juz are having a giggle about, and then everyone in the group came over, he's like, Are you okay?
20:51
SPEAKER_02: Did you get harassed by a gay guy?
20:53
SPEAKER_02: I was like, someone, someone thought that he was trying to get money off of me.
20:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, he was just he just wanted to dance.
21:01
SPEAKER_03: He just wanted to dance with you, mate.
21:02
SPEAKER_03: He just he just saw you and he was just like, Yep.
21:04
SPEAKER_02: Then he came over again, he's like, Oh, hey bro, it's like uh something, mate, doing he's like, I I'm not gay.
21:11
SPEAKER_02: I was like, sure.
21:13
SPEAKER_02: I was like, sure.
21:15
SPEAKER_02: And then yeah, he's like, sure.
21:17
SPEAKER_02: And then he's like, dude, like, come on, let's just dance with the girls and like the couple of blokes, and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's right, mate.
21:25
SPEAKER_03: No, this is how every murder movie starts.
21:27
SPEAKER_02: Not fucking happening, not happening at all.
21:30
SPEAKER_02: And this guy's like sweating balls, he's in jeans and like a button-up shirt, and I was like, nah, fuck, no way, dude.
21:37
SPEAKER_02: And um Yeah, it was so funny, bro.
21:41
SPEAKER_02: It was so funny.
21:42
SPEAKER_02: Like we got uh these two these two chicks um came into like where we were in the line, me and Justin.
21:48
SPEAKER_02: And they're like they're like trying to get to get like next to us.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know how like they try to like hold your arm?
21:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
21:58
SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
22:00
SPEAKER_02: And they're like, oh, you guys reckon you can buy us drinks.
22:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh, fuck off.
22:04
SPEAKER_02: I hate that shit.
22:05
SPEAKER_02: I would fucking hate that shit.
22:06
SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna lie, right?
22:07
SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna lie.
22:08
SPEAKER_02: From I've never had this happen to me ever.
22:11
SPEAKER_02: So first time, bro.
22:12
SPEAKER_02: First time.
22:13
SPEAKER_02: And I'll honestly say, I'm not like I don't feel proud of it.
22:17
SPEAKER_02: It's like weird.
22:17
SPEAKER_02: I don't like it.
22:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's just weird.
22:19
SPEAKER_02: Like, if that's how guys feel every time a girl comes up to them to ask them for a drink, fuck that.
22:26
SPEAKER_02: Because it does not seem as sexy as you think.
22:29
SPEAKER_02: Just like, oh like, nah, we are fucking like blow a blow.
22:35
SPEAKER_02: We are like, we're here because we're getting shout to drinks.
22:39
SPEAKER_02: We're not here because we have money, we're here because we're getting shouted drinks.
22:42
SPEAKER_02: We're fucking poor.
22:43
SPEAKER_02: Like, oh, we don't mind a bit of like boys that are from the street or whatnot.
22:47
SPEAKER_02: We're like, are they coin?
22:51
SPEAKER_03: Did you just get roasted by some girls?
22:54
SPEAKER_03: I was like, what the fuck?
22:56
SPEAKER_02: There's blonde chickens, like, they're like, oh yeah, channel.
22:59
SPEAKER_02: I was like, no, get the rich, the rich boys are over in there, man.
23:03
SPEAKER_02: Look at them, and they're like, oh, whatever then.
23:06
SPEAKER_02: And then me and Justin just crackling up.
23:10
SPEAKER_02: And then and it's funny, they they walk in and in our groups, like in the in the passageway or near the passageway to get to the other room.
23:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:17
SPEAKER_02: And they go to the group with the girls and the guys, and then they just start.
23:21
SPEAKER_02: They just start mingling with them and asking them for drinks.
23:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
23:24
SPEAKER_02: And then they and then they go through.
23:26
SPEAKER_02: And then they try.
23:28
SPEAKER_02: Oh, they were just trying to get free drinks in.
23:31
SPEAKER_02: So it was crazy.
23:32
SPEAKER_03: I've had it happen to me once, and this was actually um a few years ago now.
23:36
SPEAKER_03: And I actually don't even think I was with Kate.
23:38
SPEAKER_03: And um, but the thing is, I fucking I I I hate, like, call me a Todd ass, but I'm not shouting you drinks if I don't know you.
23:45
SPEAKER_03: And I was actually at the EH.
23:46
SPEAKER_03: It was the EH.
23:47
SPEAKER_03: Oh true.
23:47
SPEAKER_03: And these like I was with my mate Oscar, and this girls were next to us, and they're like, they said the same thing.
23:51
SPEAKER_03: They're like, oh, because the line for the EH was just bull crap.
23:54
SPEAKER_03: They're like, oh, can you get us some drinks?
23:56
SPEAKER_03: I said, no.
23:57
SPEAKER_03: And they're like, oh, that's a bit rude.
23:59
SPEAKER_03: I said, you just coming up to me and saying, can you buy me some drinks?
24:02
SPEAKER_03: Is that not rude?
24:03
SPEAKER_03: And they're like, oh, we just wanted some free drinks.
24:06
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, if I give you free drinks, are you gonna give me free drinks?
24:09
SPEAKER_03: And they look when they go, no, they said, What society do you think this is?
24:13
SPEAKER_03: I said, piss off.
24:14
SPEAKER_03: Like, get the fuck out of my face.
24:16
SPEAKER_03: I can't deal with shit.
24:17
SPEAKER_03: Call me a tight ass.
24:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm not shouting you drinks if I don't know who you are.
24:21
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
24:21
SPEAKER_03: And especially now that if you're in a relationship, uh I feel honored, okay.
24:25
SPEAKER_03: If you come up to me and say, Oh, can you buy me some free drinks?
24:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, not gonna happen.
24:29
SPEAKER_03: Good try, not gonna happen.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: It was like the what was it?
24:33
SPEAKER_02: First time in a bit, fucking um bro, it was just weird.
24:36
SPEAKER_02: Like it's I haven't been in a setting like that since actually would have been New Year's, bro.
24:43
SPEAKER_02: I've I haven't been in that type of setting.
24:45
SPEAKER_03: Oh, like not like we went to New Year's last year, yeah.
24:47
SPEAKER_02: I haven't been in like it's been good almost a year.
24:51
SPEAKER_02: Almost yeah.
24:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:52
SPEAKER_02: It was just weird, like a bunch a bunch of chicks come up and I didn't realize they were trying to hit on uh like uh me and Justin.
24:59
SPEAKER_02: And I don't know what it is, like like I was saying to Justin, I was like, it must be cause like and I'm I'm like well I'll happily say with Nami forever.
25:09
SPEAKER_02: But like I was just like saying to him, I was like, is my like am I delusional?
25:15
SPEAKER_02: Like I can't read if someone's like trying to like hit on you anymore.
25:18
SPEAKER_02: Like you're in that much of a relationship to the point where it's like you don't even know, you don't even know because just like I'm not like saying this in a bad way, I'm just like I was like so confused.
25:27
SPEAKER_02: I was like, holy fuck, like I had no idea.
25:30
SPEAKER_02: Because Justin's like, bro, they're trying to like hit on us.
25:33
SPEAKER_02: I was like, hey, what do you mean?
25:35
SPEAKER_02: Because they just it was like it was like 9 30.
25:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's like, oh hey guys, and me justin were like, oh, so and what was it got?
25:43
SPEAKER_02: They're like talking about our tattoos, and I was like, Oh, he's got more, like trying to palm after Justin, you know, Justin, you know, get in there, brother, you know.
25:50
SPEAKER_03: Um, he was licking his lips and everything.
25:58
SPEAKER_03: You dirty doll Justin.
26:00
SPEAKER_02: And then oh, she comes up, uh yeah, so she's looking at tattoos and whatnot.
26:03
SPEAKER_02: And then um she's like, Oh, my phone died.
26:06
SPEAKER_02: Can I get can I have your phone to look at the time?
26:09
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Oh, she's just her phone died, whipping up my phone.
26:12
SPEAKER_02: And then Justin just holds holds like my phone down, and then I just clicked and I was like, oh, it's like 9 30.
26:18
SPEAKER_02: And she's like, Oh, okay, thank you.
26:20
SPEAKER_02: And I looked at him, I was like, what's up, bro?
26:22
SPEAKER_02: And he's like, dude, they were gonna like put their number in your phone and whatnot.
26:26
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Really?
26:28
SPEAKER_03: Oh Brayden, you could not see that coming.
26:29
SPEAKER_03: You are delusional, mate.
26:31
SPEAKER_03: You are you've been in a relationship.
26:33
SPEAKER_02: If I'm being honest, I was like just trying to be nice, because like I don't get hit on, bro.
26:37
SPEAKER_02: I was like, what the fuck?
26:39
SPEAKER_02: It's like, yeah, dude, I was like, you are proper delusional in the relationship, which is not a bad thing, but I think it's I don't think it's a I don't think it's a bad thing, it's just like I've excluded like it's the reason why, like I've just just exclude myself from like that part of society because like I'm not saying it will be a distraction, I just prefer not to have that around.
27:00
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
27:01
SPEAKER_02: Like like it's just yeah, like bartending it used to happen a fair bit, but it's just like no, it's just yeah, I just I yeah don't like it, but I don't mind the it's nice, it's it's it's a nice thought of like someone like oh like it makes you think oh you know, I'm you know, thank you, I'm not I'm not like ugly or anything anymore, like I get what you exactly you're saying, and I can I can vouch for you.
27:25
SPEAKER_03: It's it's like a it you feel a bit like oh thank you, you know, I feel honored, but you know, just to let you know I'm you know in a relationship.
27:30
SPEAKER_03: But I think your problem is is that because you've been with Naomi for so long, that even when you go out, because when you're single and a boy, you go out and you expect, okay, you you know, I've got to look my best, you might meet somebody.
27:41
SPEAKER_03: When you're dating someone, you go, okay, yep.
27:43
SPEAKER_03: And all you do is you think, okay, am I gonna just like look the same as my girlfriend?
27:47
SPEAKER_03: Are we just sitting for a good night?
27:49
SPEAKER_03: And you don't even think about meeting other people because you're with your girlfriend.
27:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
27:52
SPEAKER_03: So I think you've been with her for so long that your mindset and you've changed.
27:57
SPEAKER_03: And you know what?
27:58
SPEAKER_03: Justin was your lifesaver.
27:59
SPEAKER_03: Because what you were doing, you weren't doing wrong because you didn't think you were doing wrong.
28:03
SPEAKER_03: But Justin saved your Justin is a good mate, yeah.
28:06
SPEAKER_02: He is a good mate because he said to me, he's like, What fucking girl, bro, has their phone dead at 9 30?
28:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's a lot of bullshit.
28:13
SPEAKER_02: I was like, oh fuck, dude.
28:15
SPEAKER_02: Never would have crossed my mind.
28:16
SPEAKER_02: It's just crazy.
28:17
SPEAKER_02: Like, but um, it was a good time.
28:19
SPEAKER_02: We went to uh Enigma, if you haven't been.
28:22
SPEAKER_02: It's uh bro.
28:24
SPEAKER_02: Went in there, three uh drag queens.
28:27
SPEAKER_02: Three drag queens, yeah.
28:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, dude.
28:29
SPEAKER_02: There was one that was like questionable.
28:30
SPEAKER_02: I was like, does this one have a bulge or not?
28:32
SPEAKER_02: Like, what the fuck?
28:34
SPEAKER_02: This person was like seven foot tall, had the voice of a guy, and I'm like, Well, that is sometimes dry queen, they do.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know, it was that was weird.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: It almost looked like a strip club almost, because like you go in, it wasn't though, there was no poles, but like where the dance was at the corners, they had like these bits where like someone could stand and was like had like a um like a what the fuck would you call it?
28:58
SPEAKER_03: Like a like a guard.
28:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it had like a guard around it on every corner of like the yeah.
29:02
SPEAKER_02: Like, what the fuck?
29:03
SPEAKER_02: This is like GDA shit or the fuck.
29:06
SPEAKER_02: But it was it was good, man.
29:07
SPEAKER_02: And then we went to the Met and this is where it got funny, right?
29:09
SPEAKER_02: So I was I was there with um my partner's sister and her friend group, and then obviously my sister and her friends and whatnot.
29:18
SPEAKER_02: And I was I was there like to just like not like guard, but like just you know make sure like the night goes alright.
29:25
SPEAKER_02: Because it was her first time, my partner's sister's first time.
29:28
SPEAKER_02: So we went to the Met and it was funny, but she was like, Oh, is it alright?
29:31
SPEAKER_02: I was like, Oh, it's a bit hate, but it can be good at the same time.
29:35
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be honest, I've never been to the Met, and every time I've heard someone say go to the Met, everyone just goes, It's good, but it just turns to shit.
29:42
SPEAKER_02: Like the last time I went, I was just dancing, I was dancing with Naomi and a bunch of my mates, and then um this guy taps me on the shoulder, and it's like he was tapping me on the shoulder and he's just like saying shit to me, I'm like, Oh whatever, kinda so I we walked, we walked out and whatnot.
29:58
SPEAKER_02: I was like, that was the last time I went to the Met.
30:00
SPEAKER_02: And then I went to the Met um with a man and just funny eyes.
30:04
SPEAKER_02: She was like, Oh, okay.
30:04
SPEAKER_02: She was a little bit worried.
30:06
SPEAKER_02: I was like, Oh, I'd be fine, you know, and then this guy comes out on a stretcher out of the out of the Met with blood coming out of his face.
30:14
SPEAKER_02: Oh, sorry, I shouldn't have been laughing.
30:16
SPEAKER_02: Beaten up to the fucking heavens, bro.
30:18
SPEAKER_02: And then she's like, Oh my god.
30:20
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Yeah, holy shit.
30:23
SPEAKER_02: Welcome to the Met.
30:26
SPEAKER_02: She's like, Did I just was that from now?
30:28
SPEAKER_02: It's like shit happens sometimes.
30:29
SPEAKER_02: Like, it does happen.
30:30
SPEAKER_02: And those ambos, you get the ambos and the cops just station her at the front, like, oh, something's about to happen, boys.
30:36
SPEAKER_02: We'll just stay at the Met.
30:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the Met is the one place if shit's gonna go down, it's gotta be the Met.
30:41
SPEAKER_02: It was just weird.
30:41
SPEAKER_02: Like, I was sitting at the toilets waiting for um waiting for the girls because like it was crowded out.
30:47
SPEAKER_03: It's like I was like, oh fuck, I'll just is it true that you can get lost in that easy, bro.
30:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you can.
30:51
SPEAKER_02: So I was just making sure, like, you know, I was just sitting at the front, like not weird, I was just sitting off to the side.
30:56
SPEAKER_02: I was sitting at the front, this guy's trying to shake my hand.
30:58
SPEAKER_02: I didn't even realise.
30:59
SPEAKER_02: And he comes across to me, he's like, Oh bro, if you know you want to fight like this, this, that, like you just step out here and whatnot.
31:04
SPEAKER_02: I was like, look, I'm like, you could come, like what the fuck?
31:07
SPEAKER_02: I just didn't see you, bro.
31:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, bro.
31:11
SPEAKER_02: And he's like tiny as two.
31:12
SPEAKER_03: I was like, What the little man syndrome.
31:15
SPEAKER_03: Oh, this is why I freaking hate nightclubs.
31:16
SPEAKER_03: They're just you they bring out the worst in people, they really do.
31:19
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's just funny.
31:20
SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm looking at him, you can see almost the boardsman.
31:23
SPEAKER_02: It's like, okay, bro.
31:25
SPEAKER_02: Alright, all right.
31:26
SPEAKER_02: Do you keep walking with your two, bro?
31:27
SPEAKER_02: It's also I don't want to borrow you, man.
31:29
SPEAKER_02: Just go.
31:30
SPEAKER_02: It's just, oh bro, this it's good because after that, I was like, fuck, it was a good night, but you're also like, ah, fuck that.
31:37
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
31:39
SPEAKER_03: You've been there now that you've done it, you've done it for a while.
31:41
SPEAKER_03: That's yours.
31:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
31:42
SPEAKER_02: But one place I didn't realise was so popular is uh charter chingos or whatever the fuck is some I haven't even heard of that.
31:50
SPEAKER_02: Country like pub or something.
31:52
SPEAKER_03: Johnny Ringo's?
31:54
SPEAKER_02: Uh no, it's a charter, character.
31:56
SPEAKER_02: Chacha something or whatnot.
31:58
SPEAKER_02: They have like cowboy hats.
32:00
SPEAKER_02: So weird, dude.
32:01
SPEAKER_02: Like it was full as fuck.
32:02
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, fuck, we're not going in there, no way.
32:05
SPEAKER_03: Was this a Friday night or Saturday night?
32:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so the busiest time to go to the packed as fuck.
32:10
SPEAKER_02: Like sometimes a Friday night can be pretty good.
32:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
32:12
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
32:13
SPEAKER_02: But uh, yeah, no, Saturday.
32:15
SPEAKER_02: You wouldn't want to be on a Sunday.
32:16
SPEAKER_03: No, no.
32:17
SPEAKER_03: I think Friday nights are the best times of drinks, because then you got Saturday to recover, and then by Saturday afternoon you can go again.
32:24
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, and then Sundays you're fully recovery day.
32:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was just weird too.
32:27
SPEAKER_02: The time we went, we went pretty early, and it was like when we went to Enigma, it was like dead.
32:34
SPEAKER_02: It was so dead.
32:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because it doesn't start getting busy to like we got there at like 10.
32:38
SPEAKER_02: And we were What?
32:39
SPEAKER_02: That's early?
32:40
SPEAKER_02: I'll be fucking bed by 10.
32:42
SPEAKER_02: And then it started packing up as we were leaving, which was like near like quarter to eleven, because we then we went to the Met and we were there till like maybe one o'clock, and then yeah, got home at like three or something.
32:54
SPEAKER_02: I can't remember, but dude, it was it was a great night.
32:57
SPEAKER_02: I would want to do another night like that again, like later on, yeah, just out of like, you know, but yeah.
33:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was it was it was a good time, wasn't it?
33:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I I I I'd like to go back to the city and do one of those things again, but they it just I you just yeah weird fucking people, bro.
33:15
SPEAKER_03: You you meet some of the weird societies, but anyway, be good for a podcast story.
33:18
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, let's get into it.
33:19
SPEAKER_03: We're getting a bit carried away now.
33:20
SPEAKER_03: We got um yay or nay.
33:22
SPEAKER_03: Uh we did this a couple we did this a few uh nearly a month ago now when this comes out.
33:26
SPEAKER_03: So you probably don't remember it, but we did tradies.
33:29
SPEAKER_03: Obviously, it's very talked in Australia that you know the girls love the tradies or yeah, no, but we I wanted to put it to the test and see if the girls did love a tradey or you know, of some sort.
33:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:39
SPEAKER_03: So what do you reckon the poll ended up being?
33:42
SPEAKER_02: Definitely, yeah.
33:43
SPEAKER_03: Definitely yay?
33:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, man.
33:44
SPEAKER_02: Come on.
33:45
SPEAKER_03: 89% voted yay, yeah, 11% voted nay.
33:49
SPEAKER_02: I wonder why the 11% voted nay.
33:51
SPEAKER_02: I wonder why.
33:52
SPEAKER_03: Maybe you got you because you get some girls that do like maybe like a blue-collared man, you know, who who likes to be dressed up smart into a suit, maybe those type of people.
33:59
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
34:00
SPEAKER_02: Like same guy that like probably calls some guy to fix something that he could probably fix.
34:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but yeah, I think I don't know why girls love trading some.
34:10
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what it's about our jobs that.
34:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think it's just like the support, you know, and like the um being able to do something fully with like that.
34:17
SPEAKER_03: Maybe that's what maybe you're right.
34:19
SPEAKER_03: Maybe it's the fact that they know we're good with our hands and we can't know.
34:22
SPEAKER_02: I mean they it's just like I feel like it's uh like back in the times where like you know, you'd have like instead of men go out and you had to do physical shit.
34:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and true, yeah.
34:33
SPEAKER_02: It's just like it's trade being in trade now is like is almost equivalent, almost equivalent to like that point where it's like we're going out, we're making hard-earned money.
34:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know what I mean.
34:42
SPEAKER_02: Like we're not sitting at a computer till it telling our farms getting hand cramps, like obviously I couldn't do that.
34:47
SPEAKER_03: I couldn't do a job where a desk job, I would I would put a fork in my eyeball for that.
34:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
34:53
SPEAKER_03: I'd get yeah, just so it's like when I do tape work and all that, I'm like, oh kill me now.
34:57
SPEAKER_03: I hate doing this shit.
34:58
SPEAKER_02: But I just I think it just gives them that thing where it's like, oh, like you know, we can we can fix things almost.
35:04
SPEAKER_02: Oh sorry, but yeah, we can like this is uh you know what I mean?
35:08
SPEAKER_03: Like I I tiddle tattle fucking I it's just yeah I'm gonna be like, I do notice that when you do the podcast, you can't you're like me who can't sit still, but you gotta like this is why we need our own studio, because if we sit on a couch, imagine how relaxed we would be.
35:20
SPEAKER_03: It would be.
35:21
SPEAKER_03: Because we're actually if everyone knows we're in the Bridge FM studios, but we're in the other studio for the first time.
35:25
SPEAKER_03: We're in a new it it feels the exact same studio, but like in a different environment.
35:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but I just feel like you and I would be like so much like if we were like laid back like this in a like in a couch having beer and all that.
35:35
SPEAKER_03: You know what I thought about the other day?
35:37
SPEAKER_03: What about we made our own beer, your shout beer?
35:40
SPEAKER_03: How cool would that fucking be?
35:42
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
35:42
SPEAKER_02: I see the thing is I haven't drank enough beer to be able to figure out what the perfect beer is.
35:49
SPEAKER_03: What?
35:49
SPEAKER_03: What do you mean you have not drunk enough beer?
35:52
SPEAKER_02: I haven't drunk around, you know what I mean?
35:53
SPEAKER_02: I haven't drunk a beer beer.
35:54
SPEAKER_03: Oh, so oh you just haven't you haven't like explored other beers.
35:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like I like this one, you know what I mean?
36:02
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, like uh I don't what's that place we went to?
36:06
SPEAKER_02: It was uh in Bourbon Gay.
36:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh, um uh screws.
36:11
SPEAKER_03: Buddy Brewery.
36:12
SPEAKER_03: Shout out to you Buddy Brew.
36:14
SPEAKER_02: Fucking weaponizing fucking beer.
36:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, no, they good.
36:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:17
SPEAKER_03: I I'm not the biggest fan of craft beer normally.
36:20
SPEAKER_03: Now, I'm sorry, I've just got to readjust myself now because now I'm yeah, I'm not the biggest fan of craft beer.
36:25
SPEAKER_03: If it's like a fruity beer, I get fucked.
36:27
SPEAKER_03: I'm not drinking it.
36:28
SPEAKER_03: I hate like a perfume beer.
36:29
SPEAKER_03: But if it's got a nice, like, you know, where it's refreshing and all that, I'll drink that any day.
36:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I used to be a big stone wood fella, but nah, fuck that shit.
36:38
SPEAKER_02: That was when I was bartending and I've realized it's just like that's just shit.
36:43
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
36:43
SPEAKER_02: It's gross.
36:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it is.
36:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, if it doesn't taste good getting it from the bottle or the can from the from your um bottolo, I'm not drinking it.
36:52
SPEAKER_02: Why the fuck would I only drink it if it's on the tab?
36:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly, exactly.
36:56
SPEAKER_02: That's stupid.
36:57
SPEAKER_03: Alright, mate, let's talk about it.
36:58
SPEAKER_03: We've cut, we've finally got one, guys.
36:59
SPEAKER_03: We've got a Brayden's rant now.
37:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
37:02
SPEAKER_03: Let's let's let's let's hear it, mate.
37:04
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I've got to prepare myself.
37:05
SPEAKER_03: I love it when Braden has a bit of a rant train because we know we just gotta strap ourselves in.
37:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you know, there's sometimes we're all I forgot what your last rant was about, so what's this rant about?
37:13
SPEAKER_02: You know all these fucking dickheads on these um electric scooters and so it's like today, and this happened to me so much so much lately, bros, where like they'll be on there doing like in the middle of the street doing fucking wheelies, and like, dude, my foot has never wanted to feel so heavy in my life.
37:30
SPEAKER_02: Like if they're if they're coming at me, right, and they're doing wheelies and they're in all over the road, you best know.
37:36
SPEAKER_02: I'm not fucking stopping.
37:37
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you.
37:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, no, 100%.
37:40
SPEAKER_02: No, because no, well, if you get this right, you've got no privilege being on the road.
37:44
SPEAKER_02: You should be technically on the pathway.
37:45
SPEAKER_02: On the pathway, yeah, yeah.
37:46
SPEAKER_02: And if you're gonna act like a dickhead, well, you know.
37:50
SPEAKER_03: Some of those scooters go.
37:52
SPEAKER_03: I know a guy across the road who lives from me, the one with that immaculate um lawn across to the road, and you're just looking and you're like, oh my god, golf corolls.
37:58
SPEAKER_03: He had a scooter and he had it like changed to the setting so it could go really fast.
38:01
SPEAKER_03: I was gone up and down the lake.
38:02
SPEAKER_03: I nearly hit like I nearly clocked on 70.
38:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, dude, you can 80 on those things.
38:07
SPEAKER_03: I'm thinking this, like I was going that fast, I could feel the loose in the handlebars.
38:11
SPEAKER_03: I'm thinking this thing needs a number plate.
38:12
SPEAKER_03: That's the problem.
38:13
SPEAKER_03: They go so quick that you could almost have a number plate.
38:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and it's uh what?
38:17
SPEAKER_02: It's like a I was looking at it the other day, it's eight, nine hundred bucks to convert your bike to be uh, and I was like, oh, dude, it's just fucking annoying because I went to Carl's, picked up some stuff to make dinner, and I'm on my way back, and then this kid is at the lights and school uniform, yeah, like a bottle in his pocket, and he's just fucking he's uh having a fucking whatever you want, like a good time, I guess, on a scooter, and then the lights turn green, he's just fucking, he goes in the middle of all the cars.
38:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh you're a dickhead, man.
38:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, that's just a recipe for disaster.
38:48
SPEAKER_03: They're the reasons why there are so many rules now.
38:50
SPEAKER_03: Like there are so many rules, and you can get fined big time just for doing over the speed limit on the scooter.
38:56
SPEAKER_03: So it's pretty crazy.
38:57
SPEAKER_02: And I honestly would not feel bad if I hit one.
39:00
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, no.
39:01
SPEAKER_02: It's like cyclists.
39:02
SPEAKER_02: Oh, fuck you if you're a cyclist.
39:04
SPEAKER_02: If if it's real, like I just find it so stupid.
39:07
SPEAKER_02: I'm not trying to be like, oh, you're just trying to be that kind of.
39:09
SPEAKER_02: It's like, no, like dead set.
39:11
SPEAKER_02: It's it's just fucking annoying.
39:13
SPEAKER_02: Like, oh, you're not cool, bro.
39:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're not cool.
39:16
SPEAKER_03: And if you're stupid enough to be on a road like that and go off between cars, telling you right now, between a scooter and a car, I'm gonna tell you who wins.
39:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's not the scooter.
39:26
SPEAKER_02: If one ever tries to overtake me, you best know my door's fucking coming open.
39:30
SPEAKER_02: I'm knocking you off that fucking screen.
39:32
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna learn big time not to fuck around.
39:35
SPEAKER_03: That's a problem.
39:36
SPEAKER_03: They're gonna they're gonna learn one way or another and then they won't do it again.
39:39
SPEAKER_02: That is the only it's like there was a kid in fucking uh was it I seen on the Facebook page, Neringba on a dirt bike.
39:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've seen that kid around.
39:47
SPEAKER_02: And it's like it's like, and all these other kids think he's cool.
39:50
SPEAKER_02: It's like, dude, he's not cool, he's a fucking idiot.
39:53
SPEAKER_02: Are you kidding me?
39:54
SPEAKER_02: Like, oh man, kids these days don't know what's fucking up.
39:56
SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, they drink pool water for um drinking games.
39:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's exactly right.
40:02
SPEAKER_03: Uh hey mate, let's get into it.
40:04
SPEAKER_03: Uh let's get into the questions of the podcast.
40:06
SPEAKER_03: Um, uh we did this question of the podcast, and um, we did the um would you rather questions?
40:11
SPEAKER_03: And I thought, you know, would you rather questions might be good fun to do because you know so many people have got good would you rather questions.
40:17
SPEAKER_03: Um so obviously I've seen them, but you haven't heard of these or seen them, Braden.
40:21
SPEAKER_03: Wait, do I do I like that?
40:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're all gonna say it.
40:24
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
40:24
unknown: Cool.
40:25
SPEAKER_03: So um shout out okay, shout out to quickly to Justin, but we're not gonna have time for this.
40:30
SPEAKER_03: Justin came up with an idea of us to do like a um like a like a get to know your best mate top thing.
40:38
SPEAKER_03: So I think we might do something like that in the next episode, maybe our best mate or see if our girlfriend knows us.
40:42
SPEAKER_03: So you ask them three questions and you've got to see if they guess them correct.
40:44
SPEAKER_03: So shout out to you, Justin.
40:46
SPEAKER_03: We'll do that in the next episode because I think that could be some fun.
40:48
SPEAKER_03: But Justin's also sent a would you rather in?
40:51
SPEAKER_03: So here we go.
40:52
SPEAKER_03: Would you rather at random point?
40:54
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, which he has such got bad gravity.
40:57
SPEAKER_03: Did we not tell you, Justin, to do voice messages?
41:00
SPEAKER_02: Like gonna enroll them back into school sometime soon.
41:04
SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
41:05
SPEAKER_03: Would you rather random point of the every day you lose all your clothes, they all vanish at once, or every time you buy underwear, sock and toothbrushes, they're always second hand.
41:18
SPEAKER_03: Oh so yeah, pretty much like would you rather every day at one point all your clothes will just vanish?
41:25
SPEAKER_03: Or every time you buy underwear, socks, and a toothbrush, they're always second hand.
41:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, so it's this is what happens if you wash the underwear though before using it.
41:35
SPEAKER_02: There you go.
41:36
SPEAKER_02: Like it's not just one load, like you do like five, yeah.
41:38
SPEAKER_02: Obviously, you you wash the bottom.
41:40
SPEAKER_03: But what about your toothbrush?
41:41
SPEAKER_03: You can't be really washing it.
41:42
SPEAKER_03: That you know, I don't care how much you wash that, that's still been in someone's yeah, true.
41:46
SPEAKER_02: That that's fucked.
41:47
SPEAKER_03: But then again, I don't know it being in public, because you know the worst if it's gonna happen at a random point every day, you don't want to be like you want to hope it's when you're at home.
41:56
SPEAKER_03: Like you could take that risk and make it like it could be at home.
41:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't know about you, but there is a good point of a day where like you're in the public and if your clothes just all vanish.
42:04
SPEAKER_03: You everyone's seeing everything.
42:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not I'm not physically pleasing, you know what I mean.
42:09
SPEAKER_02: So I want that ass.
42:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, it's not like if you saw me naked.
42:14
SPEAKER_03: If you saw me naked, it's not like oh, you know, where some guys yeah, not movie star naked, that's for sure.
42:19
SPEAKER_03: If you saw me naked and like you'd be like, oh, that doesn't look right.
42:26
SPEAKER_03: So you know what, I'll go with that.
42:28
SPEAKER_03: Should not be there.
42:32
SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, I'll go with I'll I'll take the risk of like using secondhand stuff.
42:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's disgusting, but I just couldn't spend the fact of being naked.
42:40
SPEAKER_02: Like I reckon, I reckon you're I could honestly be naked once.
42:44
SPEAKER_02: Okay, just because like after the week, you know it's not that embarrassing.
42:50
SPEAKER_02: It just happens as like, yep, just own it.
42:52
SPEAKER_03: Well, yeah, you can just own it, just walk around and go, yep.
42:54
SPEAKER_02: Boom, it's right there.
42:56
SPEAKER_03: Boom, it's right there.
42:59
SPEAKER_03: But if you like, imagine that right, like you go and get you get-cause like what happens if you're like like the busiest like churn side shopping center.
43:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'll just say like what happens if like say you're like getting takeaway or like say you're uh like you're you're you're walking in, you're ordering your food, and she's like, Oh yeah, send me$12.90.
43:14
SPEAKER_02: All of a sudden, poof like as she looks you beforehand, you're cloaked, but as she looks at the door, she's looking down at you register, gets goes up to go, gives you the thing, she's like, oh, what yeah, and then you're like, yeah.
43:28
SPEAKER_03: Or it could be worse.
43:29
SPEAKER_03: What happens if you're over at like your like parents-in-law's house and you're having dinner, poof, dinner table, you're having dinner with the family, all just butt naked there.
43:38
SPEAKER_02: You just hope you don't have a glass table.
43:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh, fuck that.
43:44
SPEAKER_03: That is a good would you rather sweep.
43:47
SPEAKER_03: We got some more sent in, so let's just um work our way through this.
43:50
SPEAKER_03: Okay, this is sent in by Sienna, uh, which is also because you got friends, so I should have to.
43:55
SPEAKER_03: Um, would you rather have your messages exposed or photos?
44:00
SPEAKER_03: Exposed on your phone.
44:01
SPEAKER_02: Messages.
44:02
SPEAKER_02: Easy.
44:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I I've got photos.
44:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm trying to think if I've got any bad.
44:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, probably messages.
44:08
SPEAKER_03: Messages are not.
44:09
SPEAKER_02: I've got a lot of unexplainable photos from a lot of group chats from the boys back.
44:15
SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I want anybody to look at them.
44:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
44:20
SPEAKER_02: There's some that are fucking bad.
44:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I I've got, yeah, I there's some photos online that you you people don't need to see.
44:29
SPEAKER_03: And I've got nothing to hide on my messages.
44:30
SPEAKER_03: You can read them.
44:31
SPEAKER_02: 100%.
44:32
SPEAKER_02: Go through them.
44:32
SPEAKER_03: Go through go through like my boys' group chat and all that.
44:35
SPEAKER_03: The shit we talk about on there.
44:37
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
44:37
SPEAKER_03: So I I would go with messages and all that.
44:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, 100%.
44:40
SPEAKER_02: 100%.
44:41
SPEAKER_03: And let's do wait.
44:42
SPEAKER_03: What happens if you've got photos on messages?
44:43
SPEAKER_03: All that.
44:44
SPEAKER_02: So photos of messages.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: Nah.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: Fuck it.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: Still messages.
44:47
SPEAKER_03: Still messages, yeah.
44:48
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
44:49
SPEAKER_03: Alright.
44:49
SPEAKER_03: And she said she sent in two.
44:51
SPEAKER_03: So this was the other one.
44:52
SPEAKER_03: This is a good one.
44:54
SPEAKER_03: This I when I saw this, I was like, fuck, I wouldn't even know.
44:58
SPEAKER_03: Would you rather have a good reputation in bed, but you can't live up to it, or have a shit reputation in bed, but you're actually really good.
45:06
SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm actually already shit in bed, so I'm gonna go with I would go the second one just so like you know, you just yeah, I'm going the second one.
45:14
SPEAKER_02: The surprise.
45:15
SPEAKER_03: Well, I've already got a shit reputation.
45:16
SPEAKER_03: I'm shitting, but you've got 20 seconds tops with me.
45:18
SPEAKER_03: So look, I yeah.
45:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:22
SPEAKER_03: Because imagine how shit would you you've gotta be a bit of a dickhead to be like, oh, I'm fucking good.
45:26
SPEAKER_03: But then when you go to do it, that is good that you've got to look like a total.
45:30
SPEAKER_02: That's gonna be like the worst.
45:31
SPEAKER_02: Like, so you're like, I don't know if you do it on your first date.
45:33
SPEAKER_02: Fuck, I've got no idea.
45:35
SPEAKER_02: But if you were to do it like, I don't know, your third or fourth date, and like you've t you've g just yourself up.
45:41
SPEAKER_02: You know, like you know, you're talking like yeah, you're talking down to each other.
45:45
SPEAKER_02: I've got a big dick, like you're talking like that fucking rich guy 50 shares a gray or something.
45:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, I've got I've got this dungeon at home, you know, this, this, I've got a couple of weeds, or well, you know, whatever.
45:57
SPEAKER_03: This is boom, if yeah.
45:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's got like, I don't know, some you look you're walking, you're like, what the fuck?
46:04
SPEAKER_02: I'd rather be like, oh yeah, they say I'm alright, and then just like I'd rather it be all plus come out like I was just like, whoa, whoa, what's up?
46:12
SPEAKER_02: Whoa, whoa, what the fuck?
46:13
SPEAKER_02: Where did this come from?
46:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's not what I've heard.
46:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, I'll go with the shit reputation.
46:20
SPEAKER_03: Like, I'll like I would but then be actually good in bed.
46:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because I'd rather just be good in bed.
46:25
SPEAKER_03: I don't give a fuck about my reputation.
46:26
SPEAKER_03: Like, that doesn't bother me.
46:28
SPEAKER_03: Exactly, exactly.
46:29
SPEAKER_02: My reputation is that shit, prove it.
46:32
SPEAKER_03: Prove it.
46:35
SPEAKER_03: Oh, love it.
46:36
SPEAKER_03: All right, um, here we go.
46:38
SPEAKER_03: We got another one sent in.
46:40
SPEAKER_03: This was sent in by Connor.
46:41
SPEAKER_03: Connor loves the podcast.
46:42
SPEAKER_03: Shout out to you, mate.
46:43
SPEAKER_03: He oh, he always texts me, mate, when's the next one coming out?
46:46
SPEAKER_03: He's a FIFO worker, so he loves listening to the shit.
46:48
SPEAKER_03: So here we go.
46:50
SPEAKER_03: Would you rather a hot daughter that you're sexually attracted to or a gay son that's sexually attracted to you?
46:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh, what the fuck?
46:59
SPEAKER_02: Connor, you have too much time on your hands, man.
47:04
SPEAKER_02: I want to know what he chose.
47:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I should have asked him that.
47:08
SPEAKER_02: I want to know what he chose.
47:09
SPEAKER_03: I'll text him.
47:10
SPEAKER_03: I'll text him and we'll see if he's if we see.
47:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh, that's fucked up.
47:15
SPEAKER_03: I'll text him.
47:16
SPEAKER_03: What would you pick for the for the would you rather?
47:19
SPEAKER_03: There we go.
47:19
SPEAKER_03: And see if he responds.
47:20
SPEAKER_03: So let's hear it again.
47:22
SPEAKER_03: So would you rather a hot daughter that you're he's just seen it, that you're sexually attracted to or a gay son that's a sexually.
47:28
SPEAKER_03: See, I don't I why do I feel like I want the gay son to be sexually attracted to me?
47:32
SPEAKER_03: Because I don't think as like let's you it's saying your daughter, so like that's almost a court case, you know, and that's fucking-both dude, they're both the court case.
47:40
SPEAKER_03: What do you mean?
47:41
SPEAKER_03: If he no, no, but like if he likes you, you can still you can you that has nothing to do with you.
47:46
SPEAKER_03: But you being sexually attracted to your daughter, that's gonna fuck with your mind.
47:50
SPEAKER_03: You're gonna be like, what the f that's gonna ru yeah, no, that's it's a hard one, but I feel like I'd go with the son just because it's not on me.
47:58
SPEAKER_03: Like you're fucked up in the head to be sexually attracted to your daughter.
48:02
SPEAKER_03: Like, that is like fucked.
48:04
SPEAKER_03: I don't want that knowing I don't want that in my brain because if someone out there can read minds, I don't want them that reading my mind because that's a reputation you do not want.
48:14
SPEAKER_02: No, no, that is not what you want.
48:16
SPEAKER_03: Um can I oh, he sent he said, Can I send a voice message?
48:19
SPEAKER_03: Yes, we are doing it now.
48:21
SPEAKER_02: Thing is, I would I would probably say the gay son too.
48:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, see what I mean?
48:26
SPEAKER_03: My point, do you get my point?
48:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like you know, it's also fucked up because you're just like, oh, you know, but at the end of the day, if him being sexually attracted to you, you could also not know that.
48:36
SPEAKER_03: Like, yeah, it's not on you, but you having the thought of being sexually attracted to your daughter, that is just that's a that's some fucked up shit right there.
48:44
SPEAKER_03: I would I would rather neither, but we gotta pick one, so I'm going with the I'm just gonna have to go with the gay kid as well.
48:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he said he's gonna send a voice message in, so I'm curious to see what he says.
48:52
SPEAKER_03: So um, we'll move on to another one while he's sending a voice message in.
48:57
SPEAKER_03: Okay, we got another one sentence.
48:59
SPEAKER_03: He's just sent in a voice message.
49:00
SPEAKER_03: Okay, here we go.
49:00
SPEAKER_03: This isn't Connor.
49:01
SPEAKER_03: Fuck, it's a long voice message.
49:02
SPEAKER_03: Holy shit.
49:03
SPEAKER_02: All right, so Connor, if you just have time on his hands, man.
49:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so he was the one that sent in about the hot daughter and hot sun.
49:08
SPEAKER_03: So we've asked him.
49:08
SPEAKER_03: Okay, here we go, here we go.
49:09
SPEAKER_03: Let's listen to it.
49:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I haven't even heard of this, so here we go.
49:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh God, I'm gonna fucking answer my own question.
49:16
SPEAKER_01: Um, I've thought about it a bit, and I really gotta say gay son.
49:22
SPEAKER_01: Because honestly, I don't think I could live with myself in all honesty if I was sexually attracted to my daughter.
49:29
SPEAKER_01: Right.
49:35
SPEAKER_01: Fucking legit.
49:36
SPEAKER_01: It's my job independent and installed off the daughter.
49:43
SPEAKER_01: Uh also you want to say, love the podcast.
49:47
SPEAKER_01: I listen to every drive I do.
49:50
SPEAKER_01: It's just fucking awesome.
49:51
SPEAKER_01: Because the long drives I do, it makes it so much better when I listen to uh well, that's boring.
49:58
SPEAKER_01: My draft.
49:59
SPEAKER_01: Love you.
50:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh, shout out to my love.
50:02
SPEAKER_03: That's fucking brilliant.
50:02
SPEAKER_03: But it's that fucking almost brings a tear to my eye.
50:05
SPEAKER_03: But he says the same, he said the same thing pretty much what we said, you know.
50:08
SPEAKER_03: I didn't even think you could leave, but your son's like that, fuck off.
50:10
SPEAKER_03: Get the fuck out of my house.
50:11
SPEAKER_03: 100%.
50:12
SPEAKER_03: But like if you like what you said, imagine if you're with your wife at the time or girlfriend and you're doing it, but you're just thinking of your daughter.
50:17
SPEAKER_03: How fucked is that?
50:18
SPEAKER_03: See, that's why I'm going with the same.
50:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, like the fuck thing too is like how sexually attracted is your son to you.
50:24
SPEAKER_03: That's what you said.
50:24
SPEAKER_03: You could just leave.
50:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
50:25
SPEAKER_03: You could just go, fuck you, mate.
50:26
SPEAKER_03: I'm out.
50:26
SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
50:27
SPEAKER_02: Send you to like army school.
50:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
50:32
SPEAKER_03: Straighten you right the fuck out.
50:34
SPEAKER_03: All right, mate.
50:35
SPEAKER_03: We've still got more to come, so here we go.
50:37
SPEAKER_03: All right, these we got two sent in by Jade.
50:39
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so this is sent in by Jade.
50:40
SPEAKER_03: So the first one she set in was, would you rather have a personal theme song that plays every time you enter a room or an announcer narrating everything you do out loud?
50:50
SPEAKER_03: Oh, a theme song.
50:50
SPEAKER_03: That'd be fucking awesome.
50:51
SPEAKER_03: It's like John Cena.
50:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:53
SPEAKER_03: I love a theme song every time I enter a room.
50:55
SPEAKER_03: Actually, every room?
50:58
SPEAKER_03: Holy shit.
51:00
SPEAKER_03: So that's like any enclosed.
51:03
SPEAKER_03: That would get fucking annoying.
51:06
SPEAKER_03: Because imagine if you're hanging out, you make you bite, oh, for fuck's sake, here we go.
51:08
SPEAKER_03: Here comes this guy with a theme song.
51:10
SPEAKER_03: But then again, having someone narrating everything you do.
51:13
SPEAKER_03: No, getting me the theme song.
51:14
SPEAKER_03: I couldn't have someone be talking.
51:15
SPEAKER_02: You do the narrator thing out there.
51:17
SPEAKER_02: Really?
51:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:18
SPEAKER_03: Braden.
51:18
SPEAKER_03: Here is Braden wanking his dick.
51:20
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, no.
51:21
SPEAKER_03: See, that's what I mean.
51:23
SPEAKER_03: Now you think about it.
51:26
SPEAKER_03: Everyone is in the house and everyone's like, what the fuck?
51:32
SPEAKER_03: You didn't think about it.
51:34
SPEAKER_03: No, I didn't.
51:34
SPEAKER_03: I did.
51:36
SPEAKER_03: I guess, yeah.
51:37
SPEAKER_03: Braden is tickling his balls.
51:41
SPEAKER_02: And in this moment, Braden had thought, what how did they come to this?
51:48
SPEAKER_03: I'm going for the personal theme song.
51:50
SPEAKER_02: I'm doing the narrator.
51:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm definitely doing the theme.
51:51
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're doing the narrator.
51:52
SPEAKER_03: Fuck that.
51:53
SPEAKER_03: Are you kidding me?
51:54
SPEAKER_03: I can't do the theme song.
51:55
SPEAKER_03: It's a narrating, so everyone could hear it near his name.
51:58
SPEAKER_03: Who chooses your theme song?
51:59
SPEAKER_03: I don't give a fuck.
52:01
SPEAKER_03: That's a cool ass thing.
52:02
SPEAKER_03: I don't want someone hearing, like, imagine like right now, Braden is taking a big sloppy shit from his alcohol from last night, and he's questioning everything he did from that night.
52:13
SPEAKER_03: Because he shouldn't have drank that much alcohol.
52:15
SPEAKER_02: I'd be sick.
52:16
SPEAKER_02: I reckon I probably want to kill myself after that.
52:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a good one.
52:20
SPEAKER_03: I like these are such good would you rather questions.
52:22
SPEAKER_03: All right.
52:23
SPEAKER_03: Um, I think this is the last one, and she this is the second one she sent in.
52:26
SPEAKER_03: Would you rather always have to speak your mind no matter what, or never be able to speak again?
52:31
SPEAKER_03: Oh fuck.
52:33
SPEAKER_03: I think I'd rather speak my mind.
52:35
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I I would, if I could, I would love to be a man of many words.
52:39
SPEAKER_03: I think it would be pretty cool to have like to have that ability where you don't give a obviously your mind, whatever you're thinking, it just comes out.
52:45
SPEAKER_03: You don't give a fuck.
52:46
SPEAKER_03: You've got like you would be a great like person as a leader because you just say it how it is.
52:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
52:51
SPEAKER_03: But like at the same time, it's just like But that could also screw you up in some way.
52:56
SPEAKER_02: It would be like if you're with your partner and she does something, or like something comes out, boom, and you're like instantly in your head, you're like, fuck up, you know.
53:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and it just screwed it would screw you over so much.
53:08
SPEAKER_03: But not being able to speak again, that's fact.
53:10
SPEAKER_02: No, I reckon it'll be alright, it wouldn't be too bad.
53:12
SPEAKER_03: I guess you could learn sign language.
53:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh like there'd be ways around it, but like it's I know.
53:18
SPEAKER_03: No, I'm gonna I'm gonna let my mind speak out because if you know that ability, you're gonna stop.
53:22
SPEAKER_03: You're gonna be hesitating what you think.
53:24
SPEAKER_03: So, but then again, everything like You can't stop.
53:27
SPEAKER_03: You can't stop.
53:27
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm just saying.
53:28
SPEAKER_03: Because I'm just yeah, no, fuck.
53:29
SPEAKER_02: I'll go, you know what I'll imagine some like kids is like it's like basically having to return.
53:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:36
SPEAKER_02: It's like some kids that might be like, hey, and you're like, and you just try to be like, fuck off.
53:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
53:42
SPEAKER_03: You know what?
53:43
SPEAKER_03: Give me it.
53:43
SPEAKER_03: I I reckon it'd be a good challenge for life.
53:45
SPEAKER_03: And you're gonna lose some friends along the way, you're gonna lose relationships, but the true ones are gonna say that because they'll be funny as fuck.
53:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
53:52
SPEAKER_03: Because imagine having a mate, like he would you would be your your if let's say let's say we're at a party, okay?
53:57
SPEAKER_03: Let's picture this.
53:57
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'm at a party, I'm like, okay, guys, I've got a mate coming over and he just speaks his mind.
54:02
SPEAKER_03: Oh bullshit, what do you mean?
54:03
SPEAKER_03: I said, no, literally, this guy speaks your mind.
54:05
SPEAKER_03: You come over, my mate, and everyone's like, mate, do you speak your mind?
54:08
SPEAKER_03: And then you just go, Why the fuck did you say this tribe?
54:11
SPEAKER_03: Fuck you, guys.
54:12
SPEAKER_03: I'm out.
54:15
SPEAKER_03: So give me that.
54:16
SPEAKER_03: I want that.
54:17
SPEAKER_03: All right, let me just make sure this was the last one.
54:19
SPEAKER_02: There's also ones like, would you rather oh I think we got one more.
54:23
SPEAKER_03: Actually, I think we got one more.
54:24
SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
54:25
SPEAKER_03: Let me just make sure we got one more.
54:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, one more sent in, mate.
54:28
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
54:29
SPEAKER_03: Oscar said, Shout out to you, mate.
54:31
SPEAKER_03: We love you.
54:31
SPEAKER_03: I love you, Oscar.
54:32
SPEAKER_03: He said, Would you rather a boys' dinner out the pub or a nice dinner with the missus?
54:36
SPEAKER_03: I thought about this.
54:38
SPEAKER_03: Friday, Avo, dinner with the boys.
54:42
SPEAKER_03: You finish work, hang out with the boys, yeah.
54:44
SPEAKER_03: How was your shit day at work?
54:45
SPEAKER_03: How was your week?
54:46
SPEAKER_03: Fucking bullshit.
54:47
SPEAKER_03: Saturday night, dinner with the missus.
54:49
unknown: Yeah.
54:50
SPEAKER_03: Because some is it's a different environment when you have like when you're with your boys and all that.
54:57
SPEAKER_03: It's good to have a pub dinner with them.
54:58
SPEAKER_03: You go, yeah.
54:59
SPEAKER_03: But you're never having a nice dinner with your boys.
55:00
SPEAKER_03: You never go, let's go to an avush or some bullshit, you know.
55:04
SPEAKER_03: It's always you're gonna go to a nice restaurant with your girlfriend, but if you're just mean for a fee, do you get what I mean?
55:07
SPEAKER_03: What would you rather have?
55:09
SPEAKER_02: I mean I'd like I love I love the boys, you know.
55:12
SPEAKER_02: But I also wouldn't mind a um I'd probably go with the missus.
55:17
SPEAKER_03: You're gonna go with the missus.
55:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm going depending on the day.
55:19
SPEAKER_03: If it's a Friday afternoon, dinner with the boys at the pub, you talk about work, it's a Saturday night, 100% I'm going with the missus.
55:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but sometimes like the boys can fucking uh drag along there.
55:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I I can Yeah.
55:32
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
55:33
SPEAKER_02: It's just like sometimes good, and sometimes it's like uh I'd rather stay home and eat food with the missus, or I'd rather go out to the W and have food with the missus or something.
55:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but okay, fair enough.
55:42
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
55:43
SPEAKER_02: It's like yeah, I think that's also like a bit in a relationship for too long time.
55:47
SPEAKER_02: Like when we're going out, like we if we get invited, it's like uh oh do you guys like want to go out to the T and Eat or whatnot?
55:57
SPEAKER_03: I I like I actually like going out with a couple, like a double date type thing.
56:01
SPEAKER_03: That's always good.
56:02
SPEAKER_03: I do that a lot with Jordan and Ethan.
56:03
SPEAKER_03: Shout out to you guys listening to you and I mean Oscar Center.
56:05
SPEAKER_03: I've done a couple times with them, so I yeah, I uh yeah.
56:08
SPEAKER_03: I I for me it depends.
56:09
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, nothing beats a night out with the missus, but also every now and then it's good to have a night out with the boys in a pub.
56:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't know.
56:15
SPEAKER_02: If I like we got invited to a party or something, nah, I'd rather sit at home and have food with the missus, man, relax.
56:20
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to fuck around with you guys.
56:22
SPEAKER_02: Really?
56:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'd rather, yeah.
56:24
SPEAKER_02: Okay, fair enough.
56:25
SPEAKER_02: Just like relaxing, you know what I mean?
56:27
SPEAKER_03: Like it's just I'm a bit different than that, because I I like hanging out with the mates too, because it's good to catch up with you.
56:32
SPEAKER_03: There's when you when you're in your scenario where you're just with the boys, it's just good to just like let loose and have some fun.
56:38
SPEAKER_03: And what I mean by let loose, I mean like you just catch up on a different level when you're there with your girlfriend.
56:42
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, anyway, another good podcast done in Dustin.
56:45
SPEAKER_03: Thank you for the Wood Your Brother questions.
56:46
SPEAKER_03: Thank you to Connor sending in that video.
56:48
SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's weird.
56:48
SPEAKER_03: Um, very quickly, we're doing a giveaway, remember guys, your shout merch.
56:52
SPEAKER_03: So we got giving away stubby coolers.
56:54
SPEAKER_03: So whoever and how you guys get in the competition, if you guys have sent in something, you know, like you know, like a voice message like Connor did or Conan, or you send in a good Wood Rather question, you will win it.
57:05
SPEAKER_03: We got two more to give away.
57:06
SPEAKER_03: So it's my turn to pick this week.
57:07
SPEAKER_03: And you know who I'm going with?
57:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm going with Kinen with the plumbing shit one.
57:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you reckon?
57:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm gonna go Kinen.
57:13
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go, I reckon that was a good one.
57:15
SPEAKER_03: It was a funny one.
57:15
SPEAKER_03: I like how he sent a video to prove it.
57:18
SPEAKER_03: Um, and yeah, I felt sorry for the bugger too.
57:20
SPEAKER_03: So but shout out to all the honourable mentions that you guys are um connected.
57:24
SPEAKER_03: Please keep sending in the voice messages.
57:26
SPEAKER_03: I absolutely love it.
57:27
SPEAKER_03: Braden, mate, what are you having?
57:29
SPEAKER_03: I just remembered what you're having for dinner.
57:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, for dinner's a great story, man.
57:34
SPEAKER_03: Let's hear it.
57:35
SPEAKER_03: Very short story, long story.
57:38
SPEAKER_02: So um I went out to go get dinner to make it.
57:41
SPEAKER_02: We're doing homemade.
57:42
SPEAKER_02: Um this is glitch free, so we're doing homemade.
57:45
SPEAKER_02: Air fried chicken.
57:46
SPEAKER_02: And um currently the air fry does not want to air fry the chicken.
57:51
SPEAKER_02: It's just like so.
57:53
SPEAKER_03: Do you reckon it's the chicken or you upfering your air fry?
57:55
SPEAKER_02: No, the air fryer is still like brand new almost.
57:58
SPEAKER_02: It's just I think it's just um it's just something like it's called clean free ship.
58:03
SPEAKER_02: It's just clean free ship.
58:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't know, like it's just weird.
58:05
SPEAKER_02: Like we you just put flour on it and whatnot, you're putting the like the air fryers and crisp it up.
58:10
SPEAKER_02: And just made it almost like just soggy.
58:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
58:13
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, that just happened, and that's just why I was a little bit late to the podcast because I was like fucking around trying to make sure it would work, but I just automated that look you're on your own.
58:23
SPEAKER_02: This this is the icon currently.
58:26
SPEAKER_02: Do whatever you want to do with it.
58:28
SPEAKER_02: We can buy air fry them, we can buy a double fried tomorrow and do some burgers if you want.
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SPEAKER_02: But right now, if you want takeaway, let me know.
58:35
SPEAKER_02: I'll get takeaway on my way home.
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SPEAKER_02: So, what are you getting for takeaway?
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SPEAKER_02: I think um I think we're doing uh red rooster.
58:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, takeaway.
58:44
SPEAKER_03: Should she eat red rooster?
58:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
58:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just we'll just let the plain plain chicken.
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SPEAKER_02: If not, we'll just have like toassies or something.
58:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
58:50
SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm doing sausages, bang is a mash.
58:53
SPEAKER_03: Well, sausages, bang is no, bang is a mash again.
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