Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show February 25th 2026 Podcast HIGHLIGHT
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- 0:00Speaker 1: The show Greg Gory's is it gay or nay. I'm
- 0:06Speaker 1: excited you said you had a couple, yeah, the most recent.
- 0:10Speaker 1: Like I said, if you get excited about commercials during
- 0:12Speaker 1: the super Bowl, that's pretty gay.
- 0:14Speaker 2: You brought that up.
- 0:14Speaker 3: I think key chains are kind of gay. Like you
- 0:17Speaker 3: have more than just the fob, that's kind of gay.
- 0:21Speaker 3: And along those lines, any kind of like character, right,
- 0:25Speaker 3: if you drive a Fiat, that's kind of game. I'm
- 0:28Speaker 3: guilty of a lot of these. But I think smoothies,
- 0:31Speaker 3: if you like drinking smoothies, that's.
- 0:32Speaker 4: Kind of gay.
- 0:34Speaker 1: Ye counts.
- 0:38Speaker 5: I do too.
- 0:39Speaker 1: I gay smoothie, but I just think they're kind of gay.
- 0:43Speaker 3: If you're at a restaurant and it's time to order
- 0:46Speaker 3: and you say, I'm not that hungry, you have just
- 0:48Speaker 3: a salad, which I do gay. And then if you wear,
- 0:52Speaker 3: like if you have a shirt that's too big, like
- 0:54Speaker 3: a T shirt that's a triple X, and you have
- 0:56Speaker 3: lost a bunch of weight and you're like, oh, I'm
- 0:58Speaker 3: gonna use that to go to bed.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Sleep shirt, that's kind of good.
- 1:02Speaker 5: Really, but I have a special shirt.
- 1:06Speaker 3: I wouldn't put that in the same category.
- 1:08Speaker 1: If you like that, what menace does that seems way
- 1:12Speaker 1: more gay than using just an old T shirt.
- 1:13Speaker 5: Really, I think it was gay. Yeah, yeah, picture.
- 1:21Speaker 1: Of ebony or screwge right, not a night gown. It's
- 1:24Speaker 1: it's it's just like a like a longer shirt. If
- 1:29Speaker 1: you pass by the you know, the clothing section at
- 1:32Speaker 1: the Walmart, you'll see him every once in a while.
- 1:33Speaker 1: They usually have tweedy bird on them, you know, things
- 1:36Speaker 1: like that.
- 1:37Speaker 6: Yeah, but like like someone in an oversized sleep shirt,
- 1:41Speaker 6: that's what girls.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Do, right right.
- 1:43Speaker 3: Like the other day, I found this old T shirt
- 1:45Speaker 3: in my closet that I got for Christmas years ago
- 1:48Speaker 3: when I was like a double X and I was
- 1:50Speaker 3: going to get rid of it. I was going to
- 1:52Speaker 3: donate it. I thought, you know what, I could wear
- 1:54Speaker 3: this to bed.
- 1:55Speaker 1: That's pretty good. See. I think having a jammis is gay? Really, dude,
- 2:00Speaker 1: having I think a set of pajamas, I think that's
- 2:02Speaker 1: the opposite of this is like old timey. I don't know,
- 2:06Speaker 1: I'm a man of the.
- 2:07Speaker 6: House jammys yeah, well calling him jammy whatever.
- 2:12Speaker 1: But like if you have a set of pjs, like
- 2:14Speaker 1: dedicated pjs, like a real man sleeps naked or his
- 2:19Speaker 1: night shirt and an old shirt.
- 2:20Speaker 2: And we should point out Greg that yes, if you
- 2:23Speaker 2: are a man and you show up at a restaurant and
- 2:24Speaker 2: you're not hungry, doesn't mean have to stuff yourself, but
- 2:27Speaker 2: you order let's say, a martini or a Scotch on
- 2:29Speaker 2: the rocks, not a salad salad.
- 2:32Speaker 1: So this guy was it resilient fitness or we we
- 2:37Speaker 1: keep watching this guy. This guy just all of a
- 2:39Speaker 1: sudden entered the chat a couple of weeks ago, and
- 2:42Speaker 1: Gina sent Greg and I the link to this guy.
- 2:46Speaker 5: Are you talking about Malis?
- 2:50Speaker 1: He's got a big, giantliant fitness, he's got these big
- 2:54Speaker 1: you know he does like uh, you know, talking about
- 2:57Speaker 1: Friday gay ish and he just goes down the list
- 3:00Speaker 1: of things like if you watch super Bowl for the
- 3:03Speaker 1: commercials gay. It's all like because he's like having a
- 3:06Speaker 1: matter of fact conversation deadlifting gay. Right here, here's just
- 3:11Speaker 1: one of his videos. And Greg, let's see how many
- 3:14Speaker 1: of these you agree or disagree with. I'll pause after
- 3:17Speaker 1: we get through each each few. What's up your homos?
- 3:20Speaker 7: We're back socks with sandals, gay scooters of any kind,
- 3:24Speaker 7: gay going to the beach but not getting in the water.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Gay all right, let's start there. So socks with sandals
- 3:30Speaker 1: gay or nay?
- 3:30Speaker 3: Right, I would say nay. That doesn't seem like anything
- 3:34Speaker 3: of self respecting gig I would do, it's more.
- 3:36Speaker 1: Hippie or sloppy, sloppy, gross, okay, scooters of any kind.
- 3:42Speaker 3: Kind of I'm on the game meter, like if the
- 3:45Speaker 3: if dead center, I'm leaning gay gleaning.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Yeah. I think as an adult male, yes, yeah, oh yeah.
- 3:53Speaker 1: If you're a kid, that's different.
- 3:55Speaker 3: So okay on the game meater and we're talking about
- 3:56Speaker 3: the gay adults gay.
- 3:59Speaker 1: Okay, only the beach, but not getting in the water.
- 4:02Speaker 4: No, oh, I think that's so gay.
- 4:04Speaker 3: No, sometimes it's just too damn cold and you want
- 4:07Speaker 3: to walk along.
- 4:08Speaker 1: The water or like making.
- 4:13Speaker 5: Your hair.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Agreed, I find it not.
- 4:15Speaker 4: Getting Well, we have to go with what you say.
- 4:18Speaker 1: You're the final word. You're the only one that gets
- 4:21Speaker 1: to have a real opinion for obese first responders.
- 4:25Speaker 7: Gay, skipping cardio because you're in a bulk, gay road
- 4:28Speaker 7: biking gay?
- 4:31Speaker 3: Okay, obese first responders, all right, and I think that
- 4:36Speaker 3: was just to be funny.
- 4:36Speaker 1: But skipping cardio because you're in.
- 4:38Speaker 2: A bulk specific to the fitness people.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Well, he's a fitness guy. Yeah, that's his main business.
- 4:48Speaker 3: And I would think being way into cardio would make
- 4:51Speaker 3: it more gay.
- 4:53Speaker 1: I'm going to say no to that road biking like
- 4:57Speaker 1: the like the like France when you like the bus.
- 5:03Speaker 1: This guy is one that won Armstrong. Yeah, I'm going
- 5:07Speaker 1: to say no to that as well. It just seems
- 5:09Speaker 1: to want little outfits. I think I think that. Yeah,
- 5:12Speaker 1: cycling like just seems pretty gay. Really, Yeah, I think.
- 5:17Speaker 2: You're right, but it's it's always like middle aged fat guys.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Yeah, I just feel I made this comment, uh, you know,
- 5:24Speaker 1: to Gina talking about you know, kids in the neighborhood,
- 5:26Speaker 1: and she wanted to get on the bike and and
- 5:28Speaker 1: right around there. She can get away with that. She's
- 5:29Speaker 1: a chick. But like a dude, once you reach the
- 5:32Speaker 1: age where you are legally allowed to drive, the bike
- 5:34Speaker 1: is no longer it's a.
- 5:36Speaker 3: Little cree If you're doing it just for fun.
- 5:38Speaker 8: You mean you gotta like gay fun, okayright, not being
- 5:44Speaker 8: able to hold a conversation with your friends and strictly
- 5:46Speaker 8: movie quotes gay, if your diet has a name gay,
- 5:49Speaker 8: Birkenstocks gay, all.
- 5:50Speaker 3: Right, Okay, I'll start with Birkenstocks. Not gay.
- 5:54Speaker 1: That's again, okay, burnout, your diet has a name.
- 6:00Speaker 3: Oh came out.
- 6:04Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna lean gay, especially if he referred to
- 6:10Speaker 1: it by that, not being able to hold a conversation
- 6:14Speaker 1: with your friends and strictly movie quotes.
- 6:17Speaker 3: I'm not going to say gay, just kind of one note.
- 6:22Speaker 1: That's anti broie kay, all right.
- 6:24Speaker 7: Putting clothes on your dog gay, Putting your animal in
- 6:27Speaker 7: some sort of nifty carrying purse gay, the d m
- 6:31Speaker 7: V GAYDMV the ground.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Yeah, sout. Sorry, putting clothes on your dog. Yes, I'm
- 6:41Speaker 1: saying no.
- 6:43Speaker 5: We will yep, thank you. It's a hoodie and a chain.
- 6:47Speaker 1: The same guy, he's got a stroller for his dog.
- 6:49Speaker 1: That's the most obvious one here.
- 6:50Speaker 3: No, the one the dog and a purse is what
- 6:53Speaker 3: he said after that.
- 6:54Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, But I don't think putting clothes on your dog.
- 6:57Speaker 3: No.
- 6:58Speaker 1: No.
- 6:58Speaker 3: I have a neighbor who has a gray hand and
- 7:00Speaker 3: they were insanely thin skinned. They have to kept cool
- 7:03Speaker 3: in the summer, kept warm in the winter. Sometimes it's necessary.
- 7:08Speaker 1: They don't. They don't like God thought of that. My yah.
- 7:10Speaker 2: No, my neighbor had a greyhund. We were little kids
- 7:13Speaker 2: and that thing had closed zero percent of its life.
- 7:15Speaker 5: For different climates. Yep, exactly, thank you.
- 7:18Speaker 1: But he was in hot and he was in cold.
- 7:20Speaker 5: They make it deeper.
- 7:22Speaker 1: And then DMV I think we're gonna agree.
- 7:24Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest.
- 7:27Speaker 1: I'm not getting that. I think of that again. That's
- 7:29Speaker 1: the one that he throws in there to be funny.
- 7:31Speaker 1: So let's just not take it literally. And well, I
- 7:33Speaker 1: thought we were being.
- 7:33Speaker 3: I thought we were d mvuh not gay.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Go on, there sucks.
- 7:37Speaker 3: It's the worst.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let's see next one.
- 7:40Speaker 7: Waking up after sunrise, gay buying organic food at the
- 7:44Speaker 7: big box grocery store and actually believing that it's organic. Gay,
- 7:48Speaker 7: blaming carves for making you fat gay?
- 7:50Speaker 3: All right, okay, blaming carbs for making you fat gay.
- 7:53Speaker 3: I'm gonna say no to that, because unless my doctor
- 7:56Speaker 3: is a total quack, that's what he says, constant say.
- 8:00Speaker 2: He's factually accurate about the but I think if you
- 8:03Speaker 2: vocalize it, yeah, well.
- 8:06Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the thing. Like when we were talking about
- 8:09Speaker 3: Chick fil a, Oh, you don't go there because the
- 8:11Speaker 3: gay marriage thing. No, too many cars, like.
- 8:16Speaker 1: Buying organic through the big box grocery store and actually
- 8:18Speaker 1: believing that it's organic.
- 8:19Speaker 3: That I agree with, and I would take away big
- 8:21Speaker 3: box stores and put any store. If you're a dude
- 8:23Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, I only buy organic, and you're
- 8:26Speaker 3: snowed by the fact that you think it's better, you're
- 8:29Speaker 3: that's pretty gay.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Waking up after sunrise?
- 8:32Speaker 3: I wish I could.
- 8:33Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 8:34Speaker 3: Uh, now, I see where he's going with that. I'm
- 8:38Speaker 3: gonna say, no.
- 8:40Speaker 1: How about this one buying a truck that's not four
- 8:41Speaker 1: wheel drive? Gay? Yeah, I'm guilty of that.
- 8:47Speaker 3: So let's say, yeah.
- 8:50Speaker 1: This one four on five text. You are getting triggered
- 8:53Speaker 1: by anything this guy is saying? Is hell a gay?
- 8:56Speaker 1: Which is the last one here taking any of this
- 8:58Speaker 1: personally gay? Goddamn fit my comment section.
- 9:01Speaker 3: Gay exactly, pretty funny, not triggered by any triggered is gay?
- 9:07Speaker 1: It's as I think, it's a lot of the delivery.
- 9:10Speaker 1: It's his look and his delivery. It's don't and he's
- 9:13Speaker 1: done a couple other ones since then.
- 9:15Speaker 6: He looks like a classic like seventies fireman, big mustache, mustache.
- 9:19Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh, good point on the text. The d
- 9:22Speaker 1: m V being gay is the nineties definition usage of gay. Oh,
- 9:26Speaker 1: that's the way what he was trying to Okay, so
- 9:28Speaker 1: that's where he's going from. I means with some of
- 9:31Speaker 1: these you know what I mean? All right? Yeah, there
- 9:33Speaker 1: was another one on here that was kind of an
- 9:35Speaker 1: oh yeah, obese first responders. I saw the fattest copy
- 9:40Speaker 1: the other day.
- 9:41Speaker 3: See, I would say in the first responder world, if
- 9:43Speaker 3: you have a job that requires you to wear scrubs
- 9:45Speaker 3: and you're wearing Gina whimsical scrubs, yeah.
- 9:50Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't get you better work at the children's
- 9:52Speaker 1: Hospital's exactly right if it's not a solid color scrubs.
- 9:56Speaker 1: What's his uh handle again?
- 9:58Speaker 4: Reliant dot Fitness.
- 10:00Speaker 1: That's the best screen name, menace Yeah, dot fitness.
- 10:05Speaker 5: Have you been up on Malibu yet? That's the fitness
- 10:08Speaker 5: guy that's been really blown up Malibu somehow.
- 10:10Speaker 1: A lot of the fitness guys don't about this guy's
- 10:14Speaker 1: from Gina.
- 10:17Speaker 5: Has been really taken off this week.
- 10:20Speaker 1: I don't like what kind of stuff they is. It
- 10:22Speaker 1: like legit fitnes stuff.
- 10:23Speaker 5: Or legit finished stuff. It's just funny because this guy
- 10:26Speaker 5: has like well it's not funny why he has it,
- 10:28Speaker 5: but he has a permanent smile and he looks like
- 10:30Speaker 5: a dude. It's like a hardcore surfer guy. But he
- 10:33Speaker 5: is an actual actually vet that got like like shrapnel.
- 10:37Speaker 1: In his face.
- 10:37Speaker 5: So I had to redo it.
- 10:38Speaker 1: You want to search Malibu fit Max with two ext
- 10:41Speaker 1: When you say, next time you're telling somebody about this guy,
- 10:45Speaker 1: lead with the guy is a VET who got injured
- 10:48Speaker 1: in the line of duty.
- 10:49Speaker 5: Before you a lot of people don't know.
- 10:51Speaker 1: You start like saying like, I've always got this like
- 10:52Speaker 1: permanent smile, and he's got this goofy face. People starting
- 10:55Speaker 1: maybe start by the way.
- 10:57Speaker 4: Initially familiar initially that.
- 11:00Speaker 5: That's why people like were drawn to him because of that,
- 11:03Speaker 5: but not knowing the background.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Is that just an excuse? Men? Because he also has
- 11:06Speaker 1: like fair of faucet hair.
- 11:08Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, but he does. He does a lot
- 11:12Speaker 5: of stuff with veteran veterans. Yeah, but people are loving him.
- 11:18Speaker 1: This is the show, well, the Woody show. Glory Hole
- 11:26Speaker 1: in all of its glory is a position here.
- 11:28Speaker 2: I really love it because it's it's real filthy these days.
- 11:33Speaker 1: I say, we we've talked about it's kind of like
- 11:34Speaker 1: a like a seasoned cast iron. It's weather, it's it's
- 11:40Speaker 1: seen a lot of action. It's just like you see
- 11:43Speaker 1: a truck stop. There's just a hole and things. Things
- 11:47Speaker 1: come through the hole, and on the other side, somebody
- 11:49Speaker 1: is blindfolded, only using their face and their mouth to
- 11:52Speaker 1: try to determine what the item is. For the Woody
- 11:56Speaker 1: Show Glory Hall, we could not we could not agree
- 11:59Speaker 1: on would be the recipients. It's pretty debated. Off a
- 12:04Speaker 1: stapler now it's like a tarantula. Here I put I
- 12:08Speaker 1: put everybody's name in this. It's me, Morgan, Gina, Greg
- 12:15Speaker 1: Nice and Sammy. No offense.
- 12:17Speaker 2: Swimmer was doing staplers in the Glory Whole Challenge. We're
- 12:20Speaker 2: even trying.
- 12:21Speaker 3: It used to be like that in the old timey days.
- 12:23Speaker 3: It would be innocuous things. Don't look, just pick one out.
- 12:26Speaker 1: I get to pick.
- 12:28Speaker 5: I'm so scared.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Nobody get mad at me. Make sure you just pick one.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Oh I dropped it. Okay, you only need one?
- 12:34Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah it's Gina.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Show you look Morgan.
- 12:51Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
- 12:52Speaker 1: See the proof is right here.
- 12:54Speaker 5: It wasn't Gina's in there.
- 12:56Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely what happened.
- 12:59Speaker 1: Look, everybody's name is on is on a piece of paper.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Everybody's name, that's right.
- 13:04Speaker 4: Okay.
- 13:04Speaker 6: Remember you know how sometimes we talk about crying in
- 13:07Speaker 6: the workplace.
- 13:08Speaker 4: This could be one of those days.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Well, good, you got to get one off the way.
- 13:10Speaker 1: What's the what's the theme?
- 13:12Speaker 2: Okay, it'd be better if I told you after Genie
- 13:16Speaker 2: gets out, because because telling the theme is a bit
- 13:20Speaker 2: of a clue.
- 13:21Speaker 1: And I'll explain why. No, too bad.
- 13:23Speaker 4: I have a deal for you.
- 13:24Speaker 5: You pay me.
- 13:25Speaker 4: Two thousand dollars.
- 13:26Speaker 1: I'll do it for you, easy, I'll do it.
- 13:28Speaker 4: I'll pay two hundred.
- 13:29Speaker 5: No, okay, I want to say.
- 13:32Speaker 1: Neither of you are in bargaining position on that one. Yeah, okay, do.
- 13:35Speaker 4: You have to tell the theme? Like holiday?
- 13:38Speaker 2: But it makes a ton of sense, like the theme
- 13:41Speaker 2: really does give it away, but in a fun way
- 13:42Speaker 2: that you can't know.
- 13:43Speaker 1: It's fun, all right.
- 13:44Speaker 3: Because once she guesses, we say you got it right,
- 13:48Speaker 3: and you might guess with the theme.
- 13:50Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's the hen there she's huffing off. All
- 13:55Speaker 2: the names are in the audio is off right, well, Sammy, Yeah,
- 13:58Speaker 2: audio is off in the hallway?
- 13:59Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
- 13:59Speaker 2: Now, the theme of the Glory Whole Challenge is kaiser
- 14:02Speaker 2: so say oh, meaning that she already knows the answer
- 14:10Speaker 2: to the items if she's been listening to the show
- 14:14Speaker 2: that there have been clues and hints, by which I
- 14:16Speaker 2: mean I've straight up said what these things are before
- 14:19Speaker 2: on the show. But maybe, and maybe once she figures
- 14:23Speaker 2: one of them out, then she'll go, oh, I knew
- 14:26Speaker 2: the whole time.
- 14:28Speaker 1: This is part of the mensa exam, like the recognized pattern,
- 14:31Speaker 1: or I mean, this is real. This is really low level.
- 14:33Speaker 1: So I hope she gets yeah, all right, all right,
- 14:36Speaker 1: So what are the So these are all items that
- 14:38Speaker 1: are three that I did not use for the Tyler Truth.
- 14:43Speaker 2: So the clam slam, the clam juice. So I'm gonna
- 14:48Speaker 2: be opening the this a little adounce bottle of clams.
- 14:50Speaker 2: I'll be opening the bottle and like positioning just so
- 14:52Speaker 2: it's barely like dribbling out toward her.
- 14:54Speaker 1: She can clam juice sam juice, okay.
- 14:58Speaker 3: Which a lot of people would find quite normal.
- 15:00Speaker 2: We'll have the the tilapia tilapia's uh opening tilapia slapia,
- 15:07Speaker 2: But I and now I didn't. It's not raw talapia
- 15:08Speaker 2: because the rules of Glory whole challenges. Everything has to
- 15:11Speaker 2: be safe to touch your face. So it's a fully
- 15:13Speaker 2: deep fried tilapia fish.
- 15:16Speaker 1: Was that the one he brought in here and like
- 15:18Speaker 1: I know, I went to like a TI restaurant would be.
- 15:22Speaker 1: And then menace.
- 15:23Speaker 2: Remember how we were going to have you do a
- 15:24Speaker 2: gum pass a gum swap with Tyler. Yeah, I gotta
- 15:27Speaker 2: get you these, uh this gum in your mouth so
- 15:28Speaker 2: you can chew it up like a big water menace
- 15:30Speaker 2: gum to put all the face handed to menace, so
- 15:34Speaker 2: we can chew maybe like three good pieces in your
- 15:35Speaker 2: mouth and get me a good shoe on these menaced
- 15:37Speaker 2: you please danger gum.
- 15:40Speaker 1: But again, what's what's the first one? She gets the
- 15:42Speaker 1: first one?
- 15:42Speaker 5: She's the clam juice.
- 15:43Speaker 1: I don't I don't think she'll figure it out.
- 15:45Speaker 3: Okay, well, well we'll see, we'll see. Okay, she's pissed.
- 15:51Speaker 3: She's pissed because she doesn't want to do this. But
- 15:54Speaker 3: the last time she did it, she convulsed like actually
- 15:58Speaker 3: audio exactly all right.
- 16:00Speaker 1: And you saw it was fair and square. Absolutely blame Morgan.
- 16:03Speaker 3: Watch, I'm glad you picked that.
- 16:05Speaker 1: That's uh, you want to cover that episode you walk
- 16:08Speaker 1: back in. Okay, she doesn't. Okay, she comes all right,
- 16:13Speaker 1: here comes all right.
- 16:16Speaker 3: That's blindfold works crazy good, right, Gina, It would.
- 16:24Speaker 1: All right, she's uh, she's taking her spot. You did
- 16:30Speaker 1: you did? We all watched? Did we not show you proof?
- 16:33Speaker 1: You did?
- 16:33Speaker 6: We?
- 16:34Speaker 1: Just I showed you I held them up. There was
- 16:36Speaker 1: no I held them up or even dropped one. There's
- 16:38Speaker 1: no A. Yeah, that's the spirit.
- 16:42Speaker 5: You know what it is.
- 16:43Speaker 1: It's in all honesty, Gena. I'll help you out with this.
- 16:47Speaker 1: It's it's just the anticipation.
- 16:50Speaker 4: Something smells weird.
- 16:51Speaker 1: It's it's just the anticipation. There's nothing. There's nothing, there's
- 16:55Speaker 1: nothing that can harm or hurt you. Correct, it is true,
- 16:59Speaker 1: like I'm saying, like, it's it's it's got to be
- 17:00Speaker 1: it because mind right about that.
- 17:02Speaker 3: You are not lying, Gina, This is yeah. I don't
- 17:05Speaker 3: want to give anything away, but no, don't. You're gonna
- 17:08Speaker 3: be fine.
- 17:09Speaker 4: I don't even want to hear it from.
- 17:10Speaker 3: You because you.
- 17:12Speaker 4: Really Why am I mad at you?
- 17:13Speaker 5: You're like, you know what this?
- 17:15Speaker 1: Well? Then we dive the names out of the hat.
- 17:18Speaker 1: That's okay. Here we go, Item item number one. What
- 17:24Speaker 1: do you show glory? Whole challenge? Did do it?
- 17:27Speaker 4: I don't like the smell?
- 17:30Speaker 1: A lean lean forward, lean forward to the way you
- 17:34Speaker 1: kind of have to? Yeah, what what? What is that
- 17:38Speaker 1: reaction she's is that your tongue? Cats put their feet
- 17:44Speaker 1: on aluminum. Yeah, and they do that kind of seeing
- 17:48Speaker 1: somebody have an epileptic They jump backwards and they like
- 17:51Speaker 1: it smells like.
- 17:53Speaker 4: Kind of like salty, plastic salty.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Explain it, salty salt tea plastic forward.
- 18:03Speaker 4: Yeah, I kind of like actually kind of like meso.
- 18:08Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, good, I'm good, all right,
- 18:13Speaker 1: any uh.
- 18:17Speaker 4: Yo A thousand percent not okay, like pigs blood, pigs.
- 18:25Speaker 1: Pigs blood is incorrect, incorrect.
- 18:28Speaker 4: It's kind of it's like now I'm now.
- 18:30Speaker 6: I think it's a cross between like do you want
- 18:33Speaker 6: to taste seaweed and like gerbil cage?
- 18:36Speaker 1: Do you want to it's not gerbil cage? Do you
- 18:38Speaker 1: want to take a Do you want to take a taste?
- 18:40Speaker 4: In no world?
- 18:41Speaker 1: Do I want to take a Yeah? Maybe kiddy give
- 18:46Speaker 1: it a little lick anything, just a ta It can't
- 18:48Speaker 1: hurt you. You she got a little taste like it tastes.
- 18:52Speaker 4: Like gerbil wood chips smell like salty.
- 18:57Speaker 1: Okay, again, salty is good.
- 19:00Speaker 3: That's probably you want. Do you want to take a
- 19:02Speaker 3: little kiddie nip? Like a little there?
- 19:05Speaker 1: You al right, yeah, okay, son, Now now she's gotta
- 19:08Speaker 1: do you want to take a guess? Yeah? Face all right,
- 19:12Speaker 1: it tastes like m I think it smells good.
- 19:18Speaker 4: If somebody was like, I'm gonna pickle my penis.
- 19:23Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well do you have a guess?
- 19:27Speaker 4: Pickled penis, pickled penis?
- 19:29Speaker 1: Show me a pickled penis. No, it is not pickled penis. Uh.
- 19:34Speaker 1: This is a bottle of clam juice.
- 19:39Speaker 4: Pants.
- 19:41Speaker 3: Well, I mean you know, yeah, but like when what
- 19:44Speaker 3: he told you, like, this is all safe, normal stuff.
- 19:47Speaker 3: People go out of their way to buy this and
- 19:48Speaker 3: drink it. Yeah, Or it was purchased at a store
- 19:52Speaker 3: in a grocery store.
- 19:53Speaker 4: Is everything purchased in a grocery store? You like, find
- 19:56Speaker 4: it on the road.
- 19:58Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing was found on the road. No, no one's
- 20:02Speaker 1: spelling anything. Well here number two, would you show glory
- 20:07Speaker 1: whole challenge.
- 20:10Speaker 3: Whatever helps you?
- 20:11Speaker 1: The atom is? Uh? I can't the atom is through
- 20:14Speaker 1: the glory hole. Yeah, all right, lean lean a little
- 20:17Speaker 1: bit closer. You can do this.
- 20:26Speaker 4: Just no, okay, you back up and I'll get forward
- 20:28Speaker 4: and they'll start.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Again.
- 20:31Speaker 4: There's nothing like attack me with anything.
- 20:33Speaker 1: There's nothing here that can hurt stop moving, Gina. Yeah,
- 20:37Speaker 1: a little kiss, a kiss, stick.
- 20:41Speaker 4: Your tongue out, wet and slimy.
- 20:47Speaker 5: Doing that?
- 20:50Speaker 1: All right? Come on, Gina, you got this. This this
- 20:53Speaker 1: should be this should be a pretty easy on. Honestly,
- 20:55Speaker 1: this should be pretty easy. Agree. Yeah, Like, if you
- 20:57Speaker 1: just went for it, I have a feeling that you would.
- 20:59Speaker 1: You would.
- 20:59Speaker 6: Now at the stuff that we've like talked about on
- 21:01Speaker 6: the show, maybe you guys are getting like I feel
- 21:05Speaker 6: like Mary, you feel like.
- 21:07Speaker 1: What if you cry at work? It's fine, we all do,
- 21:10Speaker 1: but we can't see you with the eyes.
- 21:11Speaker 4: Covered stuff that we talked about on the show.
- 21:14Speaker 1: What is she said? Is this all stuff we talked
- 21:17Speaker 1: about on the show. It's not the monkey with the
- 21:19Speaker 1: stuffed animal.
- 21:20Speaker 5: No, it's not dead.
- 21:21Speaker 1: It's dead patch monkey. Yeah, they finally got him and
- 21:25Speaker 1: killed them. Yeah.
- 21:29Speaker 4: Did you like an iguana?
- 21:32Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, it is not agu No no, no, no,
- 21:37Speaker 1: this is the way we're not.
- 21:41Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 21:42Speaker 1: Well, you're you're not getting any closer.
- 21:45Speaker 4: Is it a raw lizard?
- 21:47Speaker 2: No?
- 21:48Speaker 1: No, it is not raw. No, it is not raw.
- 21:53Speaker 4: It was slimy and it smells bad.
- 21:56Speaker 1: All right, you want to like get one more feel
- 21:59Speaker 1: a fish? A fish. Okay, all right, it's like that
- 22:07Speaker 1: is that your final? Is that your final? Guess a fish? Gina?
- 22:10Speaker 1: It is a fish. It's a tilapia. It's fully cooked,
- 22:15Speaker 1: it's been fried. This is something. It's fried Tilapia's Woody, right,
- 22:25Speaker 1: he's throwing off. He's throwing you off. He was. He
- 22:28Speaker 1: was doing it just to get you.
- 22:29Speaker 5: Look how bad it looks?
- 22:33Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 22:33Speaker 3: God, yeah, yeah, but how did you phrase it?
- 22:35Speaker 1: Woody? Nothing is there's nothing that can hurt you, nothing
- 22:37Speaker 1: that can hurt you. Nothing that looks like a nightmare
- 22:40Speaker 1: hurt it's it's it's a it's a fully.
- 22:44Speaker 8: Is that is?
- 22:47Speaker 4: It just looks discussed.
- 22:48Speaker 1: It has been fried. All right, there's there's one more,
- 22:51Speaker 1: one more item for the Woody show glory. Now keep
- 22:54Speaker 1: in mind Gina after Gina, clam juice, the tilapia. These
- 23:01Speaker 1: could be clues as to wait a second.
- 23:03Speaker 4: Last time I did this, there was like menudo on
- 23:05Speaker 4: my face? Is this all the stuff from like butcher shops?
- 23:08Speaker 3: No?
- 23:08Speaker 1: No, Well, if you can't figure out the if you
- 23:10Speaker 1: can't figure out the the theme, well we will tell
- 23:13Speaker 1: you afterwards and you'll be like, oh, okay, yeah, all right,
- 23:16Speaker 1: I am number three, number three. Well you have to
- 23:21Speaker 1: you kind of have to. I mean, you know, you
- 23:23Speaker 1: don't see if the rest stops of the glory hole
- 23:25Speaker 1: chasing the person. Okay, my cheek, what are you thinking
- 23:32Speaker 1: of your Morgan? Like just pussies, A bunch of pussies.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Well I'm the only one that goes full mouth, full
- 23:38Speaker 1: top trying to get yeah all right, all right, so
- 23:43Speaker 1: the item is through the gloryhole. Feels like a lot
- 23:46Speaker 1: a rock, okay.
- 23:48Speaker 4: Like it's hard and it's solid, all okay, in your
- 23:51Speaker 4: mouth alight?
- 23:51Speaker 3: All right, have you smelled it yet?
- 23:55Speaker 1: I mean I didn't smell here, Yeah, because yeah, you
- 23:58Speaker 1: use like another one of your senses. What does it
- 24:00Speaker 1: smell like? Yeah? What does it smell like?
- 24:05Speaker 4: Like licorice or something like fishy?
- 24:08Speaker 1: That might be his glove. That could be the glove. Yeah, yeah,
- 24:10Speaker 1: you know what, that could be the glove. That could
- 24:12Speaker 1: be the glove. Yeah. All right again, don't touch me, okay,
- 24:17Speaker 1: it's there. Just smell.
- 24:18Speaker 4: Oh it's weird. It's like, okay, another salty thing.
- 24:23Speaker 1: Won't you use it tip of your nose to see
- 24:24Speaker 1: if you can get a better idea of just like
- 24:26Speaker 1: the the like the feel or the texture. Maybe like, yeah,
- 24:30Speaker 1: not put it in your nose, like use the tip
- 24:31Speaker 1: of your nose almost. You would like like like your
- 24:33Speaker 1: finger pushing a button on an element like boop it
- 24:35Speaker 1: like if you actually with your nose hard. Okay, all right,
- 24:44Speaker 1: sure you don't want to like uh like coral coral
- 24:51Speaker 1: chorl No. Hard, it's not that hard anymore, right, is it.
- 24:57Speaker 1: It's not that hard. I'm giving you a it's not
- 25:00Speaker 1: that hard anymore.
- 25:01Speaker 4: Oh No, this is a penis.
- 25:04Speaker 1: It is not a penis. A penis it is it
- 25:09Speaker 1: is not a penis.
- 25:11Speaker 5: Come on men, no, because it's covered in other stuff.
- 25:15Speaker 1: Now it's all right, what does that mean? All right?
- 25:19Speaker 1: Because one more one more time she keeps saying that,
- 25:23Speaker 1: like that violent headship. What is it what you said?
- 25:29Speaker 1: You said tongue, it's not tongue.
- 25:32Speaker 4: Well, it's not penis. It's not tongue.
- 25:33Speaker 3: No.
- 25:34Speaker 1: I mean you know you would use maybe teeth and
- 25:37Speaker 1: tongue with this item you said teeth earlier, Like you
- 25:43Speaker 1: might use teeth and tongue with this item something and
- 25:48Speaker 1: you know, something that starts harder but then it becomes softer.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Mm hm. I mean we need we need to You
- 25:57Speaker 1: can't just throw stuff out there. You gotta tell me
- 25:58Speaker 1: that this is my final Yes.
- 26:00Speaker 4: Well, oh, I was just kind of working it out.
- 26:02Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I'm giving you some clothes and if you
- 26:03Speaker 1: want to come up with what everything is a loss?
- 26:05Speaker 3: Here?
- 26:06Speaker 2: Touch me again to my hand, she.
- 26:09Speaker 1: Said, coral hands. We told we told her coral was
- 26:13Speaker 1: But do I touch my hand or no? No, we
- 26:15Speaker 1: told her coral was not correct.
- 26:17Speaker 4: I'm guessing it's from the sea. Uh, sort of from
- 26:28Speaker 4: the sea. Can use my teeth and my tongue.
- 26:30Speaker 1: Yeah, you would use your teeth and your tongue with
- 26:33Speaker 1: this item. It starts, you know, more solid than it
- 26:37Speaker 1: becomes soft.
- 26:40Speaker 4: Is it like a like a clamshell or like a slamshells?
- 26:45Speaker 1: All right, well really, I don't know.
- 26:48Speaker 4: I'm not getting a sense of how it feels.
- 26:50Speaker 3: You were getting warm and now she said it, she
- 26:52Speaker 3: said she told me it was her final Answer'd say it.
- 26:55Speaker 4: Oh, uh, something's gums.
- 26:58Speaker 1: It's gum gum gum, it's chewing gum. You got it right.
- 27:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 27:02Speaker 1: Now the twist here is that menace has already chewed it. Yeah,
- 27:04Speaker 1: we chewed the gun ab We call it bodega gun breast. Yeah,
- 27:09Speaker 1: So maybe that's why I also got that kind of
- 27:11Speaker 1: weird fish already chew from the sea. Yeah, it's MENACE's
- 27:18Speaker 1: chew gum. Because again the theme all things yes that
- 27:21Speaker 1: have come up on the show recently. These were the
- 27:22Speaker 1: leftover dares for Tyler slam, the playing slams of Tilapia slapia,
- 27:29Speaker 1: and then the trading of the gum, trading of the
- 27:33Speaker 1: gum swap. Yeah, so worked up you got? This is
- 27:38Speaker 1: actually probably like a good like mental health exercise like that.
- 27:41Speaker 1: People would say, like, look look at all the things
- 27:43Speaker 1: you get yourself so worked up and worried.
- 27:44Speaker 6: About over the first slash. Last time I did this,
- 27:48Speaker 6: it was it was horrific.
- 27:50Speaker 1: It is what was the item that was so horrific?
- 27:52Speaker 4: It was like manuda wet manuda on my face.
- 27:55Speaker 1: It's fine, like people eat thats all right? Well, there
- 27:59Speaker 1: you go, the glory whole challenge everybody. We're gonna take
- 28:02Speaker 1: a quick break. Although, like Gina smells like the strip club.
- 28:05Speaker 1: Now more, what you showed next? Hang up? More?
- 28:10Speaker 5: What do you showed?
- 28:10Speaker 1: Show next?