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William Billiam Williams: Hail Mary Trailer & Naked Gun Best Comedy · Multiple Nerdgasm

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It's been so long since I've been inside you.
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Yeah. Yeah, he's talking to you,
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listeners. Yeah.
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I mean, he's obviously referring to your ears and the fact that
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there was no episode last week, no.
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Yeah, that was my fault. Sorry about that.
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Wow, it was my fault too. So kind.
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Of my fault as well. There you go.
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So I may have fallen asleep and. I see.
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So it wouldn't have happened anyway.
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That's very funny. OK.
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I'd set an alarm. We literally all flaked last
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week. That's great.
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OK oh, can I have a nap, set my alarm and go Yep, ready for 8 so
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I'll set my alarm for 7:00. Next thing I know wake up it's
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nine I'm oh shit. And then it's all good because
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Dad was sick so. I did think it was a little
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strange that you didn't send me a message.
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And I've actually spent most of this week wondering if you were
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like legit annoyed at me for biking on you because he, he
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didn't even go, Yeah, at school or anything like that.
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He was like, I got nothing. Welcome to Multiple Nerdgasm
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with your hosts Matt, Luke and Dan Multiple Nerdgasm, your
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guide to all things. Nerdy.
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What was I doing? Why didn't I?
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What couldn't I record? You had been out.
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Yeah, I know, but where was I? I can't remember.
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Yeah, it doesn't matter. No, I think you were home in
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your bed. You just wanted to sleep.
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You just. Didn't didn't want to.
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No, I was, I was, I was at this time, but there was a reason I
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out the night before I had something on and I've forgotten
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what it was. I'm trying to think, is it
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anything? Anything that was remotely
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interesting because you were? A wild boys afloat.
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Was that a float? I was.
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I was a. Boys afloat.
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Yeah. Wow.
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Boys afloat. I think I was a Macy's Day
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Parade float. No, I was.
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Was that a concert? I think I'm getting a.
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Concert we, I think I, we think we both assumed you were in a
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concert. When you say you've got a late
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night, I think that's just what I assume.
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I'm getting old, I'm sure it'll come back to me.
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Sure, it was a great concert. You know how I know I'm getting?
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Old. It wasn't the.
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Concert really fucking hurts right now.
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Yeah. Yeah, my knee still hurts from.
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From 30 years ago. From no, no, from two months,
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packs. From packs, all right, Two
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months ago. It still hurts people who go
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back to the doctor about a knee. Like one of those guys from
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Skyrim. Yeah, well, I used to go from
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the original Skyrim. Took a stare to the knee.
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Everyone comes. From that time they took it.
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Out to the knee. Do you know where that actually
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comes from? I took an arrow to the knee.
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I got married. Ah.
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Is that what? That means I.
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Took an arrow to the knee so I like got there.
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Used to be an adventurer. Proposed right now I got.
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Then I got married. Oh, that's so funny.
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Yeah. How did I not know that?
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Huh. I thought it was.
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I mean, because it's it's you thought a world where you
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literally would take an arrow to the knee.
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There's no reason. Yeah, but a lot of them took it.
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A lot of them took an hour. To the knee.
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I mean, let's be honest, a lot of them said exactly the same
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things in exactly the same voice.
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So instead of incarnation. Yeah.
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So instead of off being an adventurer, they became a guard
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in their town. Yeah.
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So they could be close to their wife.
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Unlike our wives, who we just married.
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We took home. Never saw her again, I thought.
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You've been in real life for a minute.
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But in the game, I don't actually think I remembered
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where I'd brought the house. And.
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Dropped my life. I know where my life.
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Yeah, I know where my wife is. And pop back and see if they'd
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added the feature to. You know they did.
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No, they never did. Never consummated that marriage.
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My wife was a was a working girl so I I don't mean prostitute, I
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just meant she had a job right I.
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Think we all had the same wife in Skyrim?
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Yeah, but did you? I made it keep working.
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She was like, I could stay home and look after the kids and I
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was like, no, if you're going to bring in some coin, go out.
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And work, she's working at that market stall in White Run.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
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Then you can rock up and down again.
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Go. Got any money for me even though
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I'm just carrying a lot of shit that I don't need that I could
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sell? Was she the hottest 1 or was she
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just the first girl you could? Marry very first.
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That's. The question, Yeah, yeah.
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Just like in real life. That's right, first one, who was
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up for it? First one, who wanted it?
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Christ, Is this the podcast? Apparently so.
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What's been happening? Take some twists and turns
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already. Apparently I can't remember
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what's been happening. What the fuck I was doing last
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week? I had to, I had to struggle to
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remember what I've been watching and I think it's because I
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haven't really been watching anything.
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I keep running, go to the movies and see Predator and I want to
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see Predator before I want. To see that I want to see that I
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do want to see that way. I haven't seen it yet.
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Movies though if I'm seeing it's literally wicked.
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It's had a really good second week as well, so, and normally I
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go off movies. The second week is the week you
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should be judging, not the first weekend, yeah.
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Right. Do people still want to see it
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after the people who see it first say it's either good or
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bad? Yep.
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Yep. That's a very that's a very good
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point. Stranger Things, I've watched 2
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episodes of that. It's out, everyone's watched.
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It yes, I did know that didn't it only come out today Matt,
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you've been very. Yesterday.
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Very expeditious. OK, wow.
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Just watched 2 episodes last night.
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You saw it. You saw any good?
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Watched it. Fair enough.
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Yeah, it's good. Yeah.
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Is there a time jump? Not not a time jump enough that
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explains their physical appearance.
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But you know, I'm not I'm not. I'm aware of how reality works
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and it's ATV show so that's fine.
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Yeah, I thought they might because wasn't the original plan
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that there's going to be a time jump from the first season to
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the second season of like 10 years?
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No, the original plan was that the season, second season
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wouldn't be about these people at all.
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Yeah, but everyone loved the kids so much that they were.
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No, we need the. Kids now about them.
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Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
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And then now it's now it's a kind of ongoing story.
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It wasn't supposed to be. It was supposed to be a series
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of completely different, interesting, weird stories.
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Look, that sounds fine too, but I'll be honest, other than that
6:34
1B plot in the second season, I think these guys have done
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pretty fucking well. Yeah, yeah.
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Oh yeah, yeah, I'll say this so far.
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High concept genre shows that have survived a second season,
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let alone 5. Is this the 5th?
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Yeah, it's the fifth season. I know.
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I mean, this show's really interesting.
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Like, it does stuff. Yeah, it's not, you know, the
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shows. It's good and.
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I watched watching season 4 last year, or fucking three years,
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whatever it was going. This is fucking great.
7:03
This is the best yet. Yeah, I think Season 4 so far,
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Season 4 grabs me more than this season has.
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But I mean, this season is the general they're building a.
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Heavy metal guy in this one for. You.
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Yeah, that's all. Along with this.
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Well, yeah, Eddie, but then like, I don't know, and Vechner
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and all that kind of stuff. Like the I feel like right off
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the bat season 4, I was like, oh fuck, this is good.
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Whereas this is good, but it's slower because I think they're,
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you know. I think they're reintroducing
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you back to the characters because it has been so long.
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I did have to watch a recap. Yeah, Sat and watched every and
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I was like, OK, we've got, I've found a couple on YouTube.
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I've got one that's 20 minutes, I've got one that's an hour,
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I've got one that's two hours, and I've got one that's 4 1/2
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hours long. Isn't that surely that's just
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the episodes that you need to watch that play directly into
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this, yeah. You'd think so.
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I think we watched the one that was 20 minutes long and it was.
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That's a good enough for me. Except we started watching
8:00
Season 5 and we were like, Oh yeah.
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It didn't really go into plot nuances, like why were they
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trying to teach these kids to have psychic powers and stuff
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like that? So I don't remember any of that.
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And then I don't even know if they ever explained that.
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I don't think they ever really did explain why I.
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Guess and well, that's the thing though, is that that's fine.
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Except. But also Russians what they did
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as well. What's that?
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Russia's doing the same thing as well.
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Yes, yes, yes. But in the 80's the Americans
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and the Russians were both doing fucking weird telepric stuff.
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I mean, we still are dear kids, but we still are man.
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Probably still are. I don't know if Trump would
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stand for that. I don't know if you went into
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the White House today and said like an ESPN shit, Trump would
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be like, I'm going to give. You.
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I think he'd I think he'd get a bit scared.
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I think he'd go not sure he'd know what was going on.
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You. Were blowing oh.
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That happened. Yeah, that happened.
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We haven't talked. About that, well, in the break
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I'm. Surprised that didn't make it
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into the spreadsheet. Yeah.
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I mean, was it? He's not denying he's blood.
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He's blowing anyone. He's only denying it was
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Clinton. Apparently, you know, different.
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Yeah, very strange. Speaking of Stranger Things,
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just don't understand. There's a lot of understand.
9:24
We've got some follow up about Star Wars and I know we've kind
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of there was a while ago where I feel like we've kind of done
9:32
this before, but this is I think we've used.
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Absolutely. Headlines a couple.
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Of times, but yes. Yes.
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Definitely, he has said. Now Ryan Johnson has said his
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Star Wars trilogy is dead. Not vaguely alluded to it, not.
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He's actually. Said oh, he's not sure.
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It's not shelved, it's dead. He's a foreign I.
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Realised. I've realised that Knives Out is
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now a trilogy. Yeah, he's got closure.
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Like he can say, no, I made a trilogy.
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Those are good Star Wars. Trilogy and they were good
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movies. They're good movies.
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Yeah, they're OK. Yeah, yeah, just stay away from
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Star Wars. Stay in your lane.
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Yeah, stay away from my baby. I still like how the fact that
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like 'cause Disney announced that Ryan Joss is a good get a
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trilogy before the last year I came out and then after the last
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year I came. Out didn't happen.
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Ryan Johnson was the only one. Yep, I'm working on it.
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It's happening, it's happening. No one, but no one at Disney
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mentioned it ever again. And.
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All these other directors and whatever, they've announced shit
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and they're all just like, I don't know what's going on.
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But he was like, no, no, I'm doing it.
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I'm working on it. I've got my little scrapbook.
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With or without Disney. But no.
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It's dead good as. He could cares at this point.
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I mean, you didn't make it. I honest to God I might not even
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watch whatever fucking does come out, if anything.
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Are they even making something now?
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I don't know. Yeah.
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Mandalorian Grogor. Yep.
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Yeah, we keep forgetting. 100% I'm not going to say that.
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I will. Yeah, I'm not.
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I watched a really good video. Patrick Willem, you know him,
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Dan, He's there's a lot of video essays on name YouTube.
11:17
I just don't know which one it is.
11:19
He did one about Star Wars, and it was basically, it was about
11:21
what do we even want from Star Wars movies these days?
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And it was like, like, Disney doesn't know.
11:27
Do we know? The whole point was that, like,
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OK, And then at some point they figured out, well, they like
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Boba Fett. So here's a show that's about a
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guy who's basically Boba Fett, and it was The Mandalorian.
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And then it's like, OK, like they just keep making stuff
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that's basically the same as old stuff.
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Yeah, I really think the worst thing they did was get rid of
11:49
all of the what is it legend stuff because I think that's
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they confuse a lot of fans. Yeah, but I think they didn't
11:58
want to have to go back and check every time they wanted to
12:01
do anything. Yeah, like that.
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It was just too much stuff. Too much stuff, but that was my
12:08
Star Wars. Too much weird stuff too I.
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Hate to tell you Luke, but they don't give a shit what we want.
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And I, I don't mean just we as the general public, I'm not
12:18
jumping on that bandwagon. I just mean the the the the 40
12:21
to 50 year old original Star Wars fans.
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No, no, I know. Who they're making any of this
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for? Do they know who they're making
12:30
anything for at this stage though?
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I think, I think they literally flip a coin and say, will 18 to
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29 year olds watch this? Yeah.
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No, the kids who are watching Stranger Things, will they watch
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this? Yeah, I don't care.
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I'm still I'm, I'm, I am hopeful for the television show of the X
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Wings Rogue Squadron. I'm hopeful for that.
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Oh yeah, TV show. Because.
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If they do that right, that could be really good.
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Oh, that's the other thing, too. And this, this segues into
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something else. It's in you.
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They're making that Starfighter movie with Ryan Gosling.
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They are making something that I'm sort of interested in.
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Yes. I watch Ryan Gosling.
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Yeah, segue slightly. I'll watch him in Project Hail
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Mary. Yeah, which now I'll say this
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before you watch this trailer. Fucking spoiler alert.
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Yeah, I. Believe what they've shown in
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this trailer. I know same.
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And I so I've told Jenna, don't watch it because I want, I mean,
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maybe it's one of those things where I'm like, am I just being
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precious because I read the book and I just appreciated the
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surprises. That they ruined under that
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trailer was a spoiler for the book.
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Yeah, right. Unless they're doing the movie
13:43
differently, but it doesn't look like they are.
13:46
Well, they said, Lord, it's directed by Lord and Miller, the
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guys who got kicked off Han Solo.
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And they said that it was a marketing decision by Amazon to
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include what they did in the trailer.
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And I'm like, that's such a bum because they're worried that
13:59
people, they want people to know what it is in a way that in the
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book, when I was reading the book, I liked finding out, oh,
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that's what this is. You were already invested.
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But they don't want people to have to do.
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That the script on you. Yeah, they don't want people to
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get surprised by certain things, so yeah, which is a shame, but I
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mean, it looks fucking excellent.
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Yeah, it looks. I mean, by the trailer it looks
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like someone saw Interstellar and went more fun.
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Needs to be really. Upbeat and hopeful.
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Yeah. With with like less, I mean, I
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guess I haven't seen it yet, but you know interstellar it's a
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little bit wishy washy with the science at the end.
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Yes, it and then this I mean based on the book does not it's
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all it's very. Like Interstellar.
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Yeah. And the book goes so high
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concept that you like, you can't.
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How have you possibly still made this feel scientific at this
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stage? Right.
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Yeah, yeah, the yeah. You can't possibly know anything
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about this stuff that you were writing.
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About with no but he consulted like tons of scientists.
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He is great. Excellent.
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He's dead set. Excellent anyway.
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Is he like a new Arthur C Clarke?
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Yeah, I would say that's probably a good comparison.
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Everything in this like like the Martian is based on like.
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Is this actually feasible? And if it if it's not, he
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doesn't include it like. Because if you look at like a
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lot of Arthur C Clarke, that was the same, like a lot of his
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stuff that he put in, like NASA has actually done tests on that.
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He was the first one to talk about the satellite.
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Like he was talking about stuff that was possible, right?
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Yeah, story, but. Yes, yeah, yeah, that's that's
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well, that's what The Martian was.
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So why The Martian was so good? That's why The Martian film
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disappointed me slightly, because it Ridley Scott, as he
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does, went off the rails a little bit at the end there.
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As he changed the end, yeah, made it a bit more.
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Flying like Iron Man. Where he marvelized it.
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Yeah, in the book he says I'm going to cut the finger off my
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suit and fly like Iron Man. And then the people at NASA go,
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that's fucking stupid, don't do that.
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He goes, yeah, you're right, I won't do that.
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He doesn't because it's like. Stupid.
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Yeah. They're like, you're just going
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to shoot off into space. You can't.
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Yeah, that's why I like that. And then in the movie, really,
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Scott was like, no, he's going to do it.
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Yeah, just beat like a rudder. I've made hundreds, thousands of
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Iron Man flights. You guys still should watch Ad
16:34
Astra because. Oh.
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Yeah. Definitely in the same zone as
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all the movies we've just talked about, except it's not nearly as
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good. But it absolutely could have
16:46
been if. But it's all fucking dumb Iron
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Man flying sequences. Right it I mean, as long as I
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know it's. Probably fine.
16:54
It continuously acts like it's supposed to be interstellar, but
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then acts more like Iron Man. I just think it's particularly
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like the The Martian example took me out of the movie so much
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specifically because in the fucking book they talk about how
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it's stupid. Like why would you then include
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it? Like why would he then do it?
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It doesn't. He literally do a thing of a
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conversation about how it's nonsense.
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Somebody said people that read books are smarter than people
17:24
who watch movies. So yeah, movie that doesn't
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count. I'll say this part it.
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Literally says that's not possible.
17:35
I liked the book of 2001 A Space Odyssey better than the movie
17:39
2001 A Space Odyssey. But even more than that, I love
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the 2 short stories that they based the movie script on.
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I think 1's called The Sentinel and one's called something else,
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but they're fucking excellent. Like Martians came to Earth
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trillions of years ago or whatever.
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I know that it wasn't trillions. Don't write in and.
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They're right in Martians. Yeah, we weren't there and put a
18:09
fucking beacon on the moon so that when humans reached the
18:12
moon, they would know we've discovered flight.
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Yeah. You know, like into orbit
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flight. Like there's such a great
18:20
premise. Yeah.
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You know, And that's just a short.
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A short. Story concept.
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Fucking great. Rendezvous at Rhyme is great.
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Aren't they making? A movie of that, too.
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They keep saying that. Yeah, maybe.
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Yeah, they do. The thing I like about
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Rendezvous Rama is that it doesn't explain everything.
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It leaves so much stuff just on the.
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Table Luke loves when they do that.
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Oh, I still I I actually do love that book.
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And then the sequels apparently just butcher it all because it's
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not written by him. They're not written by him.
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I actually didn't mind the sequels as well.
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I actually did enjoy them. They were.
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They were very different. Used to read books.
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A lot of books. Yeah, now he now he can't.
19:01
Long Books I. Forgot how to read, it's not my
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fault. Forgot.
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Yeah, this looks like a movie you have to see at the cinema,
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I'll say that. I will, I have to I'm so.
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Excited about a few movies this year that I have not seen at the
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cinema so. I think this this might be a
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case where I'm going to be disappointed because I don't
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know how it could be as good as I want it to be.
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It's because I love the book so much.
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True, true. But we'll see it.
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Looks pretty good though. It does.
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That's the that's the problem now.
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I mean, you're more excited. Yeah.
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It looked a bit of shit and then turned out to be good.
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I'd probably. Just right, 10 for expectations
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a little bit. Yeah, go in with a copy of the
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book, and anytime you're not liking the movie, just just
19:51
touch the book and just remember that the book hasn't changed.
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Yeah, yeah, the book's still the book.
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Yeah, true, true. We'll just.
20:00
Take the book and read it as you're going along.
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See where it changes. Yeah.
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Yeah, very excited. Like one of those book, book and
20:14
tape combos we used to get in the 80s where you used to get a
20:17
book and a cassette and someone would read it, but you were also
20:21
expected to read along. You'll not, I think.
20:24
Back now the length of some audiobooks, now most audiobooks
20:29
now like how the fuck do we have those on cassettes like no
20:32
wonder they were on so many cassettes they.
20:34
Went on a lot of cassettes. Yeah.
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Yeah, because the cassette is like 90 minutes, right?
20:38
45 minutes or so. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, because I used to have like, the Styles radio drama and
20:44
yeah, that used to be on quite a few cassette tapes.
20:47
I had that, yeah. Yeah, now I've got my phone just
20:51
has a kind of audiobooks on it. Yeah, it's just I've got the
20:54
digital version. Yeah.
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And it's really good because I think Luke did his voice and so
21:02
did Oh, who played Lando? Billy.
21:08
D Williams, Billy D Williams. Billy D Williams and of course,
21:11
Anthony Daniels. Now that I think about it, Billy
21:14
is short for William. His name is William D Williams.
21:18
William D Williams. Yeah, that's great.
21:21
I hope the D stands for Dillium. William Jillian Williams.
21:27
Is it the name of this episode? Yeah, I'm writing that down.
21:36
There's also a trailer for the the new Silent Hill movie that
21:40
is actually a remake, oh adaptation I should say, of the
21:44
Silent Hill 2 video game. Yes, not a remake of the Silent
21:49
Hill movie. No.
21:51
It's no one has asked for that. It's directed by the same
21:53
person, directed by Christophe Ganz again.
21:56
Who? I mean, he can make a good movie
21:58
when he. He wants to.
21:59
He has. He's made a he's made a movie
22:01
that I really like by the Hood of the Wolf.
22:03
He made a movie I didn't like, Silent Hill.
22:07
Hopefully he's made it a Silent Hill movie.
22:08
They do like this time. I mean, it's just a straight
22:10
adaptation of the game, so which is what people want the first
22:13
time. Yeah.
22:14
I think he learned his lesson with that.
22:15
I think people have learnt that they don't want people to come
22:18
in and change it, like Assassin's Invert and stuff
22:21
like. That, well, I think he he could
22:24
have done that. The problem I had with the first
22:26
one, and I'm probably a lot of other people, is that he took
22:29
stuff from Silent Hill 2 that's very specific to Silent Hill 2
22:34
and to the character of James Sunderland and just put it in a
22:37
movie where it's like, well, hang on a minute, It doesn't
22:40
make any sense now, because that thing specifically.
22:43
The metaphor. Exactly.
22:45
It's the reason that that thing is the monster in that movie is
22:49
because of what happened to James.
22:51
Like, it's a psychological exploration of, you know, things
22:56
that happened to him, like. Yeah.
23:00
No, I think they've learned now that just mate the same.
23:04
Make the game the same movie, don't change anything.
23:07
Just make it and people will like it like The Last of Us.
23:12
Yeah, sure, they'll let. They didn't like that one
23:15
because it got different though, right?
23:16
Haven't you got soured on that now?
23:18
I haven't watched. It Oh no, I think people.
23:20
I couldn't stand it. I think it's because we never
23:23
played the game, but I thought people were generally well
23:25
received except for a few things.
23:28
I think it was the first season I thought people went off the
23:30
game. Yeah, maybe the people were
23:32
loving that. Person Well, people went off on
23:34
the second game as well. That's true.
23:38
Yeah, that's true. They were mad about that Abby
23:40
girl. I don't.
23:41
Remember why? Because I think because she was
23:45
pretty. I think she killed the guy that
23:48
was in it in the first one or something.
23:51
And. Somebody said husband.
23:53
That pissed people off. And that's the only one that can
24:00
find out for us. I could, I actually I own both
24:04
games, I just never played them because that's why I do.
24:08
I collect PlayStation. Actually I've been playing my
24:10
PlayStation because guys, I don't know how I didn't know
24:15
this. No Man's Sky has fucking PSVR 2
24:18
support. Fucking what?
24:22
You need to write in and ask back for every hour you've
24:25
played this game. Not in VR so you must feel
24:28
gypped. At this point I.
24:31
So I've got my headsets right here now because I finally
24:33
cracked this thing out. You, you, you walk around, it's
24:38
fucking 3D because it's in the headset.
24:40
And then when you get in your ship, you're literally in your
24:42
ship and you look around and it's 3D and you're in the
24:44
fucking ship. And to fly, you grab the
24:46
controls. It's I was like, fucking hell,
24:50
how did I not know this? Doesn't have to play any more
24:52
games now he's found his game. Ridiculous.
24:55
And at first it put me off because I'm in the middle of an
24:58
expedition, which is one of the timed events, and I basically
25:02
have to relearn the controls because it's not.
25:04
You can't just play it with the controller, with the headset, of
25:07
course. Yeah, it's all like to get out
25:09
of the ship, you have to grab the cockpit and push it open and
25:12
then you get out. It's like it's fucking mad.
25:16
Amazing. Like it basically made they
25:19
didn't just slap this together is what I'm saying.
25:21
It's like there was thought put into it.
25:23
And it's really cool the fact that it's still just the first
25:26
game that you purchased. It's not you haven't had to
25:29
download DLC or anything. They're still just doing massive
25:33
updates. I did spend, I mean I had to buy
25:34
the PS-5 version, but it's the like Black Friday sales.
25:37
I got a copy for 10 bucks from Amazon and I just was like, oh,
25:42
it's got PSPR support. What the fuck so.
25:45
Yeah, like if you'd already owned it, you wouldn't have to
25:47
have paid DLC or anything for it.
25:50
They're still just updating that game like I said they would.
25:54
Yeah. Anyway, it's great.
25:56
It's really cool. I didn't.
25:58
Wish I had APS 5 to occasionally just pop on play spider man.
26:02
Does spider man have VR support? That'd be fun.
26:04
No, I don't think so. OK, so I did buy in the Black
26:08
Friday sale. I bought some other VR
26:09
supporting games in particular because I wanted to use it a bit
26:12
more. I bought the 7th guest with VR
26:16
support. I was like, oh, that's fun.
26:18
Please tell me this is not enhanced graphics.
26:21
It's. Just I don't know, find.
26:22
A 1994. Yeah, yeah, I'll.
26:26
Let you know I got that. I got the Alien incursion game.
26:33
It's an alien. Oh, sorry, Aliens.
26:35
I suppose because you're a Marine game that I'm probably
26:38
going to. Hate.
26:40
Yeah, because. Everyone's going to be
26:41
constantly going, oh, it's a Xenomorph.
26:43
Yeah, exactly. But like, I'll be actually be
26:46
there and they'll be saying it to me and I'll be going stop
26:48
fucking ceremorph guy, I'll be eaten by a not a xenomorph.
26:54
But but it is a xenomorph. It's just they're all
26:56
xenomorphs, you and you and I, as animals.
26:58
Private shut the fuck up and shoot them.
27:04
So we got that and I bought a Hitman has our support Hitman 3
27:11
or World of Assassination or whatever it is.
27:13
Yes, the chicken strangle. Some people, awesome.
27:16
Shove them in the trunk of a car or.
27:18
Yeah. Yeah, or in I saw a funny video
27:21
where on YouTube where somebody was just throwing all the bodies
27:24
into the wine press in like, Oh yeah, and then just press all
27:29
the bodies in the wine. It's ridiculous.
27:31
I love the Hitman games, I love them and I love how random it
27:35
is. Like you the, the, the latest
27:36
one, not the latest latest, but the first one of the latest
27:40
batch. I think the first one you were
27:43
in like a Moroccan bazaar and it's like crowd and it's
27:46
political and there's like like protesters swarming around the,
27:50
the embassy and you've got to get in and kill this one guy, 1
27:54
diplomat. And then after that it's like
27:56
you're in Italy, you're in the countryside.
27:59
Finally there's A1A man. It's just like they're so
28:02
different. Yeah, they're, they're just too
28:05
slow for me. I just can't get into them.
28:08
I mean you can just run and gun it if you want.
28:10
You can't do. That possible?
28:12
Yeah, that's hard, isn't it? Probably harder than.
28:18
Well, yeah, it depends on depends, right?
28:20
Because the stealth part is actually quite difficult.
28:22
So if you're better at. Shooters take it seriously.
28:26
It's difficult because you can spend a lot of time restarting,
28:30
going back to a save because you're like, no, I'm.
28:33
Dressing up as a waiter and then literally delivering fucking
28:35
hors d'oeuvres. 4 hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:41
There's one where you you dress up as a roadie and you literally
28:44
just go with the fucking stage crew and set up the stage, but
28:47
you like put fucking water under his effects pedal.
28:52
Electrocute him. Yeah, there's some hitman news
28:57
in the news this week. Very good.
28:59
In the in the in the the new upcoming one, rapper Eminem
29:04
hires you to assassinate Slim Shady.
29:10
What? Now I don't know a lot about
29:12
Eminem, but I've I've heard of Slim Shady.
29:14
He's don't tell you to assassinate Insane Clown Posse.
29:18
That would be funny. I loved it.
29:22
I mean, I've honestly, I couldn't tell you the name of an
29:24
ICP song, but I love that somebody went, we're going to
29:29
call ourselves Insane Clown Posse and we're going to be a
29:32
posse of insane clowns and our fans are also going to be Insane
29:39
Clowns. No, they're Juggalos, aren't
29:41
they? Yeah, but they're fucking
29:43
insane, right? And they're clowns.
29:45
Fucking insane. He's not wrong, Luke.
29:46
He's not wrong. He's not wrong.
29:48
No, I've seen some of them. Yeah.
29:52
Like, like people holding up signs, like I'll spit in your
29:56
mouth, that type of thing. And people actually, yes,
29:59
please. Yes, it's a very strange fandom.
30:07
Yeah, there he is. Insane Clown Posse song I know
30:10
is the one that they did the the The Slim Shady parody is the
30:17
Mainus Yes that they did on Howard Stern's show back right
30:22
500 years ago now. So you'll be able to go and kill
30:26
Slim Shady in VR now. Yes, yes.
30:28
So back-to-back to the point, yeah, I will be able to.
30:32
This does say it supports PSVR too.
30:35
So I'm curious though, because Hitman's third person, no
30:40
usually. Yeah.
30:43
Maybe you follow him around. Yeah.
30:45
And occasionally looks back like are you still there?
30:48
Yeah, you don't play the game. You just, I guess you could
30:51
still have it third person and look around.
30:53
I just never, I don't think I've ever played a game quite like
30:55
that. You just.
30:55
Control his head with your head. Yeah.
30:58
No, no, you do play first person when on the VR scene and played
31:03
and you've just got your hands that got in front of you the.
31:07
Bloods on my head the. First first hit, man.
31:10
On the PS2 when you're out in the snow, you fucking follow
31:13
that guy to the men's room and while he's pissing you fucking
31:16
just grot him to death right there at the Universal.
31:18
I was like, this is a good game, this.
31:20
Is a very good game. Oh, look what they've done here.
31:27
Say hi to you. Kill Slim Shady.
31:28
All right, cool. That's fun.
31:30
Yeah, I mean. I mean, look, I don't give a
31:33
shit about Eminem, but that's funny, so whatever.
31:37
Yeah, good tie in. You know, like game related
31:45
news. Oh, I mean, this is game news, I
31:47
suppose the Zelda movie has Oh yeah, photos.
31:53
There's a couple of photos. I mean, it's not a huge amount
31:55
of stuff, but. Looks.
31:57
Off putting, it's off putting. It doesn't look horrible, it's
32:00
just it's weird I. Don't know man, this looks
32:02
better. Fucking Masters of the Universe
32:04
said photos. Yeah, this gave me a little bit
32:06
of hope. It's just that I've Lincoln
32:08
Zelda aren't real people and so seeing real people and going
32:12
that's Link, OK? No, it's not.
32:13
He's a cartoon. It's a little.
32:14
Bullion Cosplay. Yeah.
32:16
They don't really hang around together.
32:20
Yes they do. And are you see, you haven't
32:21
played the fucking Breath of the Wild or anything.
32:24
No, no. Oh, they do now.
32:27
Yeah. Yeah, up until then, the Yeah,
32:31
like in the Oh, a link to the past, they didn't really hang
32:37
around. No, he, he didn't know her.
32:39
He was. He was a little fucking
32:41
carpenter's son or whatever. He was, yeah.
32:45
He was the Jesus of viral. Now is he gonna talk?
32:49
I. Was like and like, oh Carpenter.
32:52
Carpenter's son, yeah, Yeah, Sorry, Yeah, no.
32:54
No, no, no, no. You were right.
32:55
I was just trying to think. Wait, wait.
32:56
What did he what? Because he he died and came
32:59
back, Dad. Gave him the fucking sword and
33:00
shield, Matt. Are they going to?
33:05
What are they going to? Is he going to talk?
33:06
Is he going? To talk.
33:08
I don't know. Yeah, he's going to go all the
33:12
time. I don't know.
33:16
He talks in Breath of the Wild. You just don't hear it.
33:19
People just respond like, but he is obviously communicating with
33:23
them because they respond to him.
33:26
Have I missed something? Is there like a Is there a meme
33:29
where he doesn't talk? Well, he never talks.
33:32
He's never talked. He doesn't talk.
33:35
People respond to him as if he's talked, but he never actually
33:39
says anything, so I'm just going to.
33:41
What's that link to the past where you guys are fucking?
33:43
They go, they go, what's that? Oh, you're on a quest like.
33:47
But he never actually says anything, you know what I mean?
33:52
And Breath of the Wild's the same.
33:54
People talk to him and they respond as if he's saying stuff,
33:57
but he never actually says anything.
33:59
Huh, huh. I'm assuming that the movie is
34:04
not going to be like that, because that would be.
34:06
Very amazing if they. Did if they were like just.
34:08
True to the source, it's. Just literally just standing
34:10
there and they go, what's that? Oh yeah, OK, Yep, let's go.
34:15
And then you're like what the fuck are you talking about?
34:18
Matt, did you watch the Mario Brothers movie?
34:22
No, the new one. Oh, you got?
34:24
Yeah. You don't mean the Bob Hoskins
34:25
one? Obviously.
34:26
No, you know what I watched. Yeah.
34:27
Did you watch that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:28
The hell out of that. It is.
34:30
It is very good I I like it very much.
34:32
I saw this trailer gets. To the castle to find Peach and
34:35
the guard goes she's in a different castle and then the
34:37
other guard goes he's just fucking with you.
34:39
I'm confusing inside. I should buy it, it's probably
34:46
kid Lyra friendly, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
34:48
yeah. Yeah, yeah, I figured.
34:51
Yeah. Murder or rape in it?
34:54
They're the only two things you don't allow.
34:55
I watch. Bowser does literally kidnap a
34:58
woman in force in a marrying way.
35:00
Shoe. That.
35:02
Is the plot of Mario. Yeah, it's it is.
35:07
It was also the plot of this movie, but it's worse when you
35:10
say it. I mean, it's the plot of Super
35:13
Mario Odyssey too, and I played that. 1 He wants to play over
35:16
that whole fucking Kingdom. It's not just that he wants.
35:18
Fucking wants. Mario Odyssey, he's just
35:20
literally trying to marry Princess Peach.
35:22
He takes it to the moon so that because you know, Mario is not
35:24
going to be able to get you back here.
35:26
And so there's. All one place.
35:27
You go to the moon. If you want to be on the
35:29
wedding, yeah. And then the Sentinel sent off
35:33
the signal, and the aliens knew that we'd made it to the moon.
35:36
That's right. Yeah, we made it.
35:41
Dinosaur E Fucking turtle here with a girl.
35:46
OK, yeah, she doesn't. Want to be there?
35:50
We'll send someone down. There is one more bit of game
35:53
news which I've saw and a bit shocked about.
35:57
Is this going to be a Far Cry series?
35:59
Yeah. Yeah, and it's got someone Matt
36:02
really likes. Yeah, someone Matt really
36:04
doesn't like working on it. Oh, because this is this is Rob
36:09
teaming up with the guy who made Alien.
36:12
Yeah, Noah holy, or whatever his name is.
36:15
That's it. Yeah, look, from what I hear,
36:19
Noah Holy is also responsible for Fargo, which I did really
36:22
like. Oh, Fargo was great.
36:24
Yeah. So it's not that.
36:27
I don't know, I think, I think Noah Holy just doesn't like the
36:30
same things about Alien that I like.
36:31
That's fine. Or so James Cameron like Alien
36:35
Earth giving you too. Maybe I'm pretty stupid.
36:37
For the decisions that he made and maybe half the shit that's
36:40
in there, they made him put in for all we know.
36:43
Yeah, I don't know. James Cameron apparently likes
36:45
Alien Earth. Then again, James Cameron makes
36:51
Avatar Movies Now exclusively so.
36:53
Although apparently not. What?
36:55
Yeah, we'll. Get to that.
36:56
We'll get to that. Yeah.
36:57
The. The point of this is that Rob
36:59
Mack wants to do Far Cry Cool, I guess because has Rob Mack done
37:05
anything that wasn't a comedy that we.
37:08
Don't know. Is that right?
37:10
I can't imagine he'd be good at it, but we'll.
37:13
See. Yeah.
37:14
The Far Cry series isn't it's. Not a completely straight face.
37:18
Yeah, yeah. Especially when it get to the
37:21
later ones where you can have a tiger as a friend type of thing.
37:24
I. Didn't know you could have a
37:25
tiger as a friend. Which one?
37:27
Obviously still one of the island ones because I don't
37:29
remember that in the fucking Oh I.
37:30
Don't know his friend or one of you?
37:32
1. One of your allies or something
37:35
has a pet tiger or something, or.
37:37
Yeah, right. That just gets a bit silly in
37:39
some some of them. That actually that was it was
37:43
pretty straight that that one. Far Cry 5, was that the one with
37:46
the religious cult? Yeah.
37:47
That was good. Yeah.
37:49
It's funny. Jokes in it.
37:51
Yeah. It's been a while since we've
37:53
had a Far Cry game. There was six with plus.
38:00
The dragon one, what was that? A.
38:03
Dragon. That was a dragon.
38:04
That was a 360. That's a fucking good game.
38:08
It was, and it was repetitive, but it was.
38:10
Yes, it was cool. It was silly, but it was fun.
38:13
And it wasn't a long game, either.
38:15
No, and it was. Well, it couldn't have.
38:16
Wasn't really a game. Yeah, so. 6 had that guy from
38:21
yeah the guy The Mandalorian because.
38:22
It was about a drug dealer down in Mexico and everyone went it's
38:26
not really. Which one's that?
38:27
Number six. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:29
Had the guy from Breaking Bad and.
38:31
Carl Carl sounds like. Me.
38:34
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Carlos, Busy autism.
38:37
Yeah, the guy from The Mandalorian.
38:40
Yes. Oh, he's fucking intense in
38:42
breaking. Bad and the girl had a The main
38:44
character was a girl with a weird gun, a weird.
38:47
OK. RIP off the gravity gun or
38:49
something. OK, yeah, yeah, sorry I I must
38:52
have just forgotten. And yes, I've played it and
38:54
finished it. Oh yeah, that's how good it is.
38:59
To me it it was like Max Payne 3 where I was like, oh, that's not
39:03
what I liked about the other games.
39:05
Yeah, yeah. Not that interested.
39:10
I just, I remember fucking. Gangsters and stuff, I just
39:13
don't care about that. I'm not going to play that.
39:16
Yeah, there's one more piece of game news or tangentially
39:24
related news, and that is that I found Luke's new shoes, and it's
39:29
these beautiful Xbox Crocs that they've fairly teamed up to
39:35
make. I think they've made a mistake.
39:40
What's what's that? You're about to buy all of them.
39:43
No, I'm looking at them and it's you've got, it's not the two
39:52
pairs should be one controller, but then we've got a controller
39:56
on a shoe and that's yeah. That's wrong.
39:58
He's right. He's right.
39:59
Yeah, you mean it should be like like the Switch Joy cons almost.
40:03
Of well, no, it should just. Be the which one?
40:04
Troller won't show half a troll the other thing and it'd.
40:07
Be 1 without the logo. You can't have one without the
40:09
logo. Yeah.
40:14
Apparently they released Windows XP themed Crocs early in the
40:17
year. I didn't see those.
40:19
I now have seen them. They're not very good.
40:22
The Xbox ones are better but I wouldn't.
40:25
Wear that I mean other words, Windows XP.
40:27
Just yeah, good point. Well.
40:29
I'm never going to wear Crocs. I don't, I don't have Crocs.
40:31
Do you guys have Crocs? I do have Crocs actually.
40:35
I wear them in the house, they're very comfortable.
40:38
I just like the fact that they they.
40:42
Don't wear them outside. Idiocracy.
40:47
Yeah. Yes, everyone's wearing Crocs
40:50
and it was before Crocs had really come out and they were
40:52
looking for shoes that were going to look stupid and they
40:54
were worried. Oh they definitely look stupid.
40:57
So no, but they're worried, oh, maybe these will be good.
41:00
But no, they came out and everyone thought they were
41:03
stupid. So it actually sort of worked
41:04
for the movie. No, look, they're very
41:07
comfortable. I just.
41:08
Yeah, I think people have changed on them, but.
41:11
I get home, I take my shoes off and I pop a pair of Crocs on and
41:14
walk. And that's what I wear around
41:15
the house. Yeah, there you go.
41:17
I just walk around without shoes.
41:20
I'm old, my knees have I do that.
41:22
I don't have any carpet. Nor should you.
41:27
No, I, I, yeah, I don't think I'll be buying a pair.
41:29
They're $80. They are expensive.
41:32
I bought a kids pair for hot pot and they were like $60.00 and
41:35
I'm like that's more than a kids shoe should be.
41:38
Yeah, didn't they used to be cheap?
41:41
I don't know. I don't.
41:41
Think they were. I think, yeah, I mean, the ones
41:45
that I have I bought probably during Black Friday or
41:48
something. I don't think I paid a lot for
41:49
those, which is you. Know a pair of Uggs now for the
41:51
first time in my life, which again, they're for.
41:54
I'm wearing uggs right now, that's the other thing I wear in
41:56
the house. That I do wear around the house
41:58
in winter and I've got custom made ones.
42:01
I don't wear my Crocs in winter, it's too cold.
42:02
Yes, a guy I used to work with, he actually owns a tannery.
42:07
You can actually go and get custom made Uggs.
42:10
Well, they're not you. Pick your sheep and you go.
42:13
I want that one inside out on my.
42:14
Feet and that, yeah. They're they're technically not
42:18
Uggs because of trademark, but they are.
42:22
But that is what the sheep said when they cut the boot out of
42:25
the bug. When the foot went into it.
42:28
I don't think they have my size anyway.
42:32
Oh. OK, because women settle down.
42:35
No, they definitely do not have my size.
42:37
Crocs or Uggs? The big feet are small feet,
42:42
very small. She wants to know.
42:45
I don't think they're since they're average.
42:50
Oh, I've been told they're average.
42:52
But then why don't they have your size, mate?
42:54
Well, you're making no sense, buddy.
42:56
Well, actually make him not average because they go from
42:59
4:00. It's a range in the middle that
43:00
they didn't make him. Yeah, I'm in 11.
43:03
Yeah, right. People who have sold out people,
43:05
small feet 8 to 5. Which one are you?
43:06
No one has medium sized feet. I did watch something.
43:10
I'm just going to pop in here. What's his name?
43:15
Actually, they're growing on me. Are those or the the
43:19
specifically the? The actual font.
43:24
Anytime I see a novelty shoe, I must admit that anytime I see a
43:27
novelty shoe, I think would look where this like that's what I
43:30
think every time. Like I'll say like I'll there's
43:32
a Hulk cracking variant of the of the, you know, the Chuck
43:36
Taylors. I'm like would look where.
43:37
This yeah, yeah, I wondered about the Crocs would would look
43:40
actually where these and it sounds like he's considering it.
43:44
Luke has the Xbox logo tattooed on his body.
43:47
I know that's. So.
43:51
There are $140 he, I. Was going to say that's eighty
43:55
US so. Jesus, yeah.
43:59
It's fucking expensive. Look, they're still sold out of
44:03
my size. Still after all this time.
44:07
Yep. Oh well, what do we got here?
44:15
Can I Can I mention something? I put Luke's new shoes in twice
44:18
by accident. Go ahead.
44:18
You did. I noticed You did.
44:19
It was such a good story you had diverted to.
44:21
Look, there's some more James Cameron news, but before we get
44:24
to Oh yeah, I just want to talk about this episode of Law and
44:27
Order SVU I watched last week. Yes, please.
44:30
I want to know Luke's SO for. Starters, it's been a long time.
44:33
Like maybe 15, at least years, maybe 20 years since I've
44:39
watched The Law and Order and I remember them being more
44:43
serious. This is a this is a silly made
44:46
for TV melodrama. And I was no interesting.
44:48
I thought, yeah, I think this was before Sopranos and all
44:51
those HBO and the streaming just changed the tone of TV, right?
44:58
This is light. Very light, very free to air.
45:04
Yeah. Who's left?
45:06
The reason I watched Minister Hardy Gay is still the.
45:12
OK. The the boss bitch and then ice
45:15
whatever Is it ice T or? Ice T Yeah, yeah.
45:17
Ice T Yeah. 'Cause I know when a bunch of
45:20
die just. Really handsome people.
45:22
Oh, really? No, No, no.
45:25
Sorry. Yeah.
45:26
The original Law and Order. Jerry Orbach.
45:28
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The one who has been around
45:31
forever, I think he played, he's played the longest put.
45:36
He's played that character the longest than anyone else.
45:38
That's the character. Yes, and I think.
45:40
He's the longest person to play that character.
45:42
I think that character has, I think he's played cops in other
45:45
shows and other movies that, but still that character as well.
45:49
Yeah. Linking.
45:50
Yeah, I don't. Even the guy with the Sonny's
45:51
and the yeah, yeah. But in SVU.
45:55
It could be anybody, but anyway. The guy with.
45:56
The son, Yeah, the guy with the eyes the.
45:58
Earlier today the the reason I watched this was because on the
46:05
Reddit thread Neil Gaiman uncovered that I fucking love
46:09
and is the only reason I still go on Reddit is to see if
46:11
anything's popping up on that. Pointed out that they have based
46:15
an episode of Law and Order SVU on the Neil Gaiman slash Amanda
46:23
Palmer story. Oh, it's got an Amanda Palmer
46:27
aspect to it too. They've doesn't bind both the
46:31
characters, so it's about an author, but she's this radical
46:34
feminist kind of punk chick. So it's Amanda Palmer if she was
46:39
in the Neil Gaiman role. Except she does have a husband
46:43
and he's the one who keeps molesting staff members, right?
46:47
Right. But she gets sued for.
46:52
Trafficking. Yeah, yeah, essentially for, for
46:55
allowing, enabling it. Yeah, right.
46:58
So it's pretty blatant. It's it's, it's quite a blatant.
47:04
Adaptation. Yeah, I was about to say
47:06
tribute. Tribute.
47:12
It's loving memory of Neil Gaiman's career at the
47:14
beginning. Yeah, that's right.
47:15
But I mean, Neil Gaiman, he's probably going to be a bit
47:18
angry, but fucking Amanda Palmer's going to be furious
47:23
about this. Yeah, right.
47:27
Yeah, Does she? Strange choice.
47:33
They don't, they already go into as much anywhere.
47:35
As what I'm asking. Cast did, all right, Yeah.
47:38
But actually some of the lines, some of the lines were quoted
47:41
verbatim, like the oh, like I was crying.
47:45
He knew it hurt me and he kept going so like.
47:50
That's trademarked. They can't do that.
47:57
Now, Matt. Neil's going to be pissed.
48:00
That's that's what I say. Yeah, that's what I make them
48:03
say. Jesus.
48:08
Yeah. So, you know, I thought like
48:10
just just when you think maybe they're not making a direct
48:13
comparison, they go and just remind you that they are.
48:16
Yeah, right. OK.
48:18
Was it good? No, in no way was it good.
48:22
It was. Normal trash order show.
48:24
No, it's way were either either law and order has changed or I
48:29
remember it wrong because I remember him being quite good
48:32
and this was not at all good. Right.
48:36
Yeah. Oh well.
48:39
Whatever. What else have we got here?
48:46
I do want to talk about briefly, The Naked Gun, because it came
48:51
up a couple times this week, actually, because I keep
48:53
recommending people watch the new one because it's a great
48:56
one. It's so good because it's.
48:57
Apparently, though, the director of the original doesn't like it
49:03
unless he. Doesn't like it because he feels
49:05
like he's been ripped off. I can't see how he wouldn't
49:08
because. He's the same.
49:09
Movie. It he, he says they spent too
49:14
much money on it, for starters, and it shouldn't be about he.
49:20
I think he means things like the owl gag at the end and all that
49:22
kind of stuff. He doesn't like that stuff.
49:25
Too much CGI stuff. And I suppose like I will say
49:29
the one of the weakest scenes I think is where he's the little
49:32
girl and he pulls the mask off and it's leanness and like that
49:35
kind of stuff. I think he doesn't like that
49:38
stuff. Yeah, from what I'm gathering.
49:40
Did he only do the first Naked Gun?
49:42
Because if he questioned second and third, he has no right to
49:45
criticize this one. Yeah, that's fair.
49:47
Maybe he didn't, yeah, I don't know.
49:51
But he he doesn't like it on that basis.
49:53
He thinks that that first of all, it costs too much money,
49:56
which I think, I mean, that's not a judgement about the film
50:00
itself, is it? I.
50:01
Mean. It's a strange.
50:02
I think it's old. Movies cost too much these days.
50:06
Fucking T-shirt costs too much, right?
50:08
Yeah, exactly. He's not a fan of inflation is
50:12
what I'm picking up. That's right.
50:14
Well, not a reminder, frankly. But I don't even think of these
50:16
inflation. I think he's just for some
50:18
reason they spend movies cost a lot more than they should.
50:23
I think he thinks this is too slick.
50:25
Is is right, Kind of the vibe I'm getting.
50:27
He's like, it's got too much CGI, too much, you know, but too
50:31
much. I mean, Polish.
50:32
That wasn't the stuff I liked about it.
50:34
The stuff I liked about it was the stuff that was the same,
50:36
which was just. Slick.
50:37
Constant one liners that were really clever.
50:39
Body Cam stuff of him eating those hot dogs.
50:45
Not again, not today. You're stronger than this.
50:50
So funny. I wonder what should he kid you?
50:54
Killed my brother, killed many men he was fleeing unarmed,
50:59
could be thousands of. People I shot.
51:01
Him in the back hundreds. Hundreds he was.
51:04
White. Oh, you're a Kevin, brother.
51:07
Yes, so funny. We just love that.
51:11
Oh yeah, he drove off here, crashed down there drunk.
51:14
Nah, just enough to wake me up. Yeah, so good.
51:22
The original has been named the best comedy movie of all time by
51:27
Variety. I think.
51:29
I mean, it might be magazine in question.
51:30
It might be. Definitely often there.
51:34
It's very funny. Like yeah, varieties.
51:37
I could probably. Have decided, probably name a
51:39
couple that I personally think are funny but I wouldn't die on
51:41
the Hill forum. Like no.
51:43
That's a solid choice. It's #1 some like it hot is #2
51:49
was that Annie? Hall I was a kid when I saw
51:51
that. Yeah, I don't know, The Great
51:53
dictator #4. OK, right.
51:56
So there's some film school nerds in here.
51:57
OK, yeah. Annie Hall is a good movie, but
52:00
it's not laugh out loud funny. And The Great Dictator is only
52:05
good if you've, like, sat through a film appreciation
52:09
class on it, you know? Yeah.
52:11
It's historically relevant, like, yeah, uh, they've got
52:16
Monty Python, the Holy Grail, Duck Soup, Fargo, Young
52:19
Frankenstein and Groundhog Day, they're all in there.
52:22
But apparently people are, umm, complaining about the list
52:28
because Airplane Flying High is in at #62 while the Waterboy,
52:36
the Adam Sandler film, the Waterboy is 50 and it's like,
52:39
what the fuck? No, I don't think so mate.
52:45
And then other things aren't in the list right on the cast.
52:48
Brian transitioned from good movies into very bad movies.
52:51
Yeah, that was the first one, Nikki, I think.
52:53
Was I think came and was like OK there was some decent jokes in
52:58
there. Waterboy, one or two decent
53:03
jokes. Not many jokes really.
53:05
If you added them all up, there's probably 6 jokes in that
53:07
movie. Ran out of ideas.
53:09
Yeah. But the people's argument is
53:12
that the following films aren't included, which is a mistake.
53:14
Life of Brian. Planes Trains.
53:16
I think Life of Brian's better than Holy Grail.
53:19
Person too Princess bride clue top secret.
53:24
Always great top sitting there. Raising Arizona, Little Miss
53:28
Sunshine, What's Up Doc? And more excluded from the list.
53:32
I mean, you're never going to make.
53:33
It you're never going to please everyone, that's the problem.
53:35
This is just. Yeah, yeah.
53:38
But I bet some movies are on there that I don't find the
53:40
sliders a bit funny like. Yeah, yeah.
53:43
But also from what I can see, this isn't like this is as
53:46
determined by varieties staff and they've made that clear.
53:49
Like they're not saying this is the definitive fucking list of
53:52
full time. This is about one lunchtime and
53:54
then we wrote. Like if if the three of us sat
53:56
down and made it the top 100 list, we're going to exclude
53:59
things other people are going to like.
54:00
Yeah, we're going to come. Yeah, we're going to come to
54:02
fist fights over it. Yeah, yeah.
54:07
And if it's our list. And if it's our list, I'm not
54:11
going to include something just because I know people really
54:13
like this. Oh, The Last Jedi.
54:14
Obviously people really like The Last Jedi, so I'm going to
54:16
include no, fuck that movie off we don't like.
54:19
It look, just so you know, if this ever does happen and we do
54:23
have to come up with the a list of the funniest movies, you're
54:26
banned from participating until you've watched Top Secret.
54:35
We're just scrolling down and yeah, some movies I've not ever
54:40
seen on this that have made the list.
54:44
Read them out. All right, so from 100.
54:48
I don't mean read. 91 She done him wrong. 91 She done him
54:53
wrong. No.
54:55
Never heard of it. 90 Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice no.
55:03
Oh. Is that 9 fast times at
55:07
Ridgemont high? I think that could have been
55:09
higher. There's a movie from the 80s
55:12
called Brain Donors, and if that's not on the list, it just
55:15
means that none of those variety of people have seen it because
55:17
to me it is the funniest movie. Yeah.
55:21
Income Anchorman idiocracy idiocracy or not to be office
55:28
space women on the verge of a woman on the verge of a nervous
55:32
breakdown that. Sounds funny.
55:35
Wet, hot American summer. I've seen wet hot American
55:38
summer. The awful And then they did a.
55:41
Series based on this series. 10 years later, yeah.
55:46
They don't think they did. A sequel to that as well was a
55:48
television series. Yeah, yeah, I think they did.
55:50
Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
55:51
Killing three on there because I remember that being very funny.
55:54
I was. I was very drunk though when we
55:56
watched it. Sonic 3, Thanks.
55:57
Thanks killing three. Oh thanks, killing that was
56:00
fucking excellent. See, this is the thing that'd be
56:02
on my list for sure. Blazing Saddles 77 That is so
56:07
wrong I. Haven't seen that since I was a
56:09
kid. I wonder if I'd find it funny.
56:12
I think you would trust. Me, I think modern audiences
56:15
don't like movies like that anymore because of, you know,
56:18
racist stuff and whatnot. Well, stuff they kick.
56:21
You're saying we're more racist or less racist?
56:23
No, I'm saying that times have changed.
56:25
And so, yeah, you just kind of I think some of these great
56:27
classic movies rank lower. Do you know, I, you know, I
56:30
mean, still doing a Bond thing and we probably talked about
56:34
this, but you know, they've changed the books recently, 2023
56:38
they reissued all the James Bond books and they took out.
56:43
Short books now. Well, this, well, I what I
56:48
thought was funny about this is that is basically that you gave
56:51
them to a bunch of what are they sensitivity readers and they
56:53
took out with quite a lot of use of the N word.
56:56
I want to be one of them. The easiest job ever.
56:57
Anything in it? Yeah.
56:58
No, it was fine. They they took, they took out a
57:01
lot of the use of the N word and they rephrased mostly I just
57:04
thought this was amusing. It was mostly only stuff that
57:07
was racist towards black people and it made a note in this
57:11
article to play it still talks about Asian people in a really
57:14
racist way. They didn't touch that.
57:16
And it's just like, why is why have they done that?
57:18
I haven't mean why. Because it's America.
57:20
Yeah. I think there's one-on-one on
57:23
the list that I don't think should be on the list at all.
57:26
It's Eddie Murphy's role. I don't see that as a movie.
57:30
It's not a movie. It's not a movie.
57:32
And it's actually hard to watch today even I saw it in 98 Styler
57:37
and I rented it and we watched it and we're both just sitting
57:39
there going. We've been conditioned not to
57:41
laugh at this kind of stuff, you know, just making fun of like, I
57:46
don't know, just like mentally handicapped people and gay
57:49
people. And it's just, it's very
57:51
vicious. It's vicious comedy.
57:55
Yes. Yeah, that, yeah, that one I
57:57
just watched should not be on the list at all.
57:59
I watched Billy Connolly on there.
58:01
About a comedian. Not that I've seen, I watched.
58:06
I watched the three-part Jimmy Savile documentary on Netflix.
58:10
Oh yeah, and I actually. Wait, is he the British?
58:14
Yeah, it's so strange because. Yeah, that guy.
58:18
I think, yeah, With all my connections to Britain, I never
58:22
saw him. He was not on my radar.
58:24
He never touched me. He no, yeah, I don't know.
58:26
But never saw it. He got me from behind.
58:29
No, his little, it was little girls.
58:31
He liked this, this guy. Oh yeah.
58:34
I was honest about it and like, yeah.
58:37
He. Never hit it.
58:38
Oh, he's so funny. Making.
58:41
These jokes about how he does that, how he does.
58:43
Do that. He started volunteering at a
58:47
like at a hospital prison for like, criminally insane underage
58:53
girls. And we'd take them out just day
58:55
trips. Yeah.
58:56
And we'd take them on day trips and we'd just, and but he was on
59:02
like fucking Parkinson and all of these talk shows.
59:04
And they were like, what do you do there?
59:05
He's like. What time do I what time I do
59:08
there mate? Yeah.
59:11
He fucking tells everyone and at.
59:13
One point in case we got arrested, he was like, I fucking
59:15
told you what I've been doing. Yeah, I've been very open about
59:17
this. And at one point, the one that
59:20
really got me is because those he kind of says tongue in cheek.
59:25
So you could say, OK, maybe we all thought it was jokes, but
59:27
there's this one where he does some fun run or something and
59:30
they said, oh, why do you do so much charity?
59:32
And he goes, because I do some really fucking evil stuff.
59:36
And I know that when I get to those gates on Judgement Day,
59:40
they're going to say, we can't let you in.
59:44
And I'm going to say, but what about all the charity stuff?
59:48
And the person he's talking is just like, yeah, right, Yeah,
59:50
yeah. Good.
59:51
Yeah. Good joke.
59:51
Like this man, this man looked you in the eye.
59:54
He's. Not.
59:56
Joking and told you he does really evil stuff.
1:00:00
Yeah, yeah, it's fucked up. Yeah.
1:00:03
I know there's one. It's.
1:00:04
One of those things and everyone was like so shocked.
1:00:06
It's like, and you look back and you go really?
1:00:08
He was shocked. He fucking told you.
1:00:10
Yeah, but even like on the. Couch and he says something
1:00:13
along the lines people are joking about little girls and
1:00:15
he's like, yeah, but the things we do to them, it's not fair.
1:00:19
It's really not fair. I mean they, they don't want to
1:00:22
do it and it hurts them and like God damn thing.
1:00:30
Johnny Rotten tried to call him out back in the day.
1:00:33
Yeah, 6 pistols. He actually tried to call him
1:00:36
out. Like, I could tell you some
1:00:37
stories that I've heard about Johnny.
1:00:39
Several. But no, we won't talk about them
1:00:41
here. Yeah, BBC likes to keep that
1:00:45
stuff under the rug. Yeah, Yep.
1:00:50
So I was enjoying this. I enjoyed the first two episodes
1:00:52
very much, the 3rd episode. But the third, the first episode
1:00:58
is just about who he was and how famous.
1:01:00
Yeah, Yeah, I'm just right. So that was just funny and
1:01:02
entertaining because, I mean, no one's saying he wasn't funny,
1:01:05
just to be clear. No one's saying he wasn't.
1:01:07
That was the problem. They're just if he wasn't funny,
1:01:09
he wouldn't have got away with it.
1:01:11
Yeah. Did they let him do this for
1:01:12
years? Like decades.
1:01:16
Then the the second episode puts all of it into perspective and
1:01:18
says what he was all the kind of crazy stuff he's doing.
1:01:20
But then the third episode is the people he like really hurt
1:01:25
as adults talking about it. And I was like, I can't listen
1:01:28
to this. I'm sorry.
1:01:29
I. Can't.
1:01:30
Did he die before it all came out or Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:01:35
So he never had to face anything for what he'd done as.
1:01:39
Far as I know, like I, I just, I didn't get to the end of the the
1:01:42
third episode. I couldn't.
1:01:43
It was it, was it? We got it.
1:01:45
Like no more jokes. I mean, he had, he had to got to
1:01:49
those pearly gates at some point, Luke.
1:01:50
Yeah, I must just. Have to see.
1:01:52
Where they are. I did that fun run, so yeah.
1:01:55
And then I come. On in, mate.
1:01:56
Come on in. Yeah.
1:01:57
Yeah, so that that is how it works.
1:02:00
Yep. Oh, I can't do fun runs.
1:02:03
Well, you're going to hell mate, because you need to make up.
1:02:06
Fridge attitude? Yep.
1:02:10
Yeah, that's true, because you could force yourself to run, but
1:02:13
it wouldn't be fun. No.
1:02:17
You know where else I'm going to force you do stuff that's not
1:02:20
fun. Here's the after party if you
1:02:25
want to use up the news. But I've got the Hitler news to
1:02:29
come. I'm sure there's something else
1:02:31
that'll annoy you. Plus, of course, we've got Geeks
1:02:33
of the Week. Yes, yes.
1:02:38
Where can they get the after party if they want it?
1:02:41
Or if they don't want it, where can we force them to get it?
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You can just join for free, can't you?
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Yeah, you get the updates and whatnot you have to be a paid
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1:03:01
Follow at least one of our only fans.
1:03:03
Oh, we can do a video on there again now, apparently, so I'm
1:03:06
not doing that again. But you know, we'll see how that
1:03:09
lasts. They've switched from.
1:03:11
Go to themonthlyjerkoff.com. Yeah.
1:03:14
Forward slash, multiple orgasm. And we also have that discord up
1:03:19
and running now. Oh yeah, I've been trying to set
1:03:23
it up. I mean, we should do that I
1:03:24
suppose, if you want to let them in.
1:03:27
Let people in, talk to us there, give us ideas that you want to
1:03:30
talk about. Luke was just some Dick.
1:03:32
News Luke was just on there live for 24 hours at one point, and
1:03:37
you must have clicked on that by mistake.
1:03:38
Luke, you got to watch that. No, it was all Dick news. 24
1:03:42
hours of Dick news. 24 hours of Dick news right then.
1:03:45
Yeah, I was like, oh, who's on the Oh, it's Luke.
1:03:49
And like, oh, he's not actually on.
1:03:50
He's just clicked on this and it's and he's just online.
1:03:54
And I couldn't work out how to get off so I just kept playing
1:03:57
my game. And then I helped, and then I
1:03:58
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