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- 0:45Speaker 4: Good morning, everybody, morning, all right, today it is Tuesday, Yes,
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- 1:22Speaker 4: got the birthday is the port of birthday trending news
- 1:24Speaker 4: headlines coming up for you here on this Tuesday morning. Man,
- 1:30Speaker 4: there was a couple of things. Oh, so you know
- 1:32Speaker 4: the people that use the toilet seat covers right rest
- 1:35Speaker 4: always see you always use I never use it.
- 1:38Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever used.
- 1:39Speaker 5: Really think about it.
- 1:40Speaker 2: It's so gross.
- 1:42Speaker 5: They're not dirty.
- 1:43Speaker 2: I never thought this would come up. But you know
- 1:44Speaker 2: I poop at work only in a mega nuclear emergence.
- 1:48Speaker 2: I'm gonna say a pinch, yes, And I does he
- 1:51Speaker 2: pinch when I don't use the meat.
- 1:53Speaker 6: I had some study that the actual real sanitation effect
- 1:56Speaker 6: is almost nothing.
- 1:57Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's what That's what I was gonna bring up.
- 1:59Speaker 4: So disappointed because.
- 2:01Speaker 2: When we get here, they're perfectly freshly cleaned, bleach and
- 2:05Speaker 2: still in the water. Yeah.
- 2:07Speaker 4: I'll inspect the seat. I'll make sure there's nothing listening.
- 2:10Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:13Speaker 4: So should you use toilet seat covers in public restrooms
- 2:16Speaker 4: when they are provided? It doesn't matter. Paper toilet seat
- 2:20Speaker 4: covers serve no hygienic purpose. If the seed is clean
- 2:23Speaker 4: and dry, you don't need a paper cover.
- 2:26Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll give it. I'll give it a wipe with
- 2:28Speaker 6: a you know, sort of layers of paper first.
- 2:30Speaker 3: What about like a gym bathroom though, that's where I
- 2:32Speaker 3: use them.
- 2:32Speaker 4: If what are you gonna get like athletes asks or
- 2:34Speaker 4: something sweat?
- 2:36Speaker 7: So I feel like that you get some up in there.
- 2:38Speaker 2: Well that's not dry. Yeah, that's not dry. Give it
- 2:40Speaker 2: a wipe first. Yeah.
- 2:41Speaker 4: If the seed has spots, they will seep through the paper.
- 2:44Speaker 4: People worry about, you know, contracting a disease from a
- 2:46Speaker 4: toilet seat, But that fear is unfounded as long as
- 2:49Speaker 4: the skin of your buttocks and thighs is unbroken.
- 2:53Speaker 2: Yeah, who has that? Should?
- 2:55Speaker 4: You have no chance of getting a disease from a
- 2:57Speaker 4: toilet sun When.
- 2:58Speaker 5: People say like, oh that it's cleaner than a toilet seat,
- 3:01Speaker 5: you're like ew And but like toilet is just porcelains,
- 3:04Speaker 5: not whatever plastic.
- 3:06Speaker 4: Yeah, every everybody was talking about this last week because
- 3:09Speaker 4: it started with a video that was claiming that, you know,
- 3:12Speaker 4: they were doing this the right way. So the big
- 3:14Speaker 4: Internet debate the correct order for showering, which I think
- 3:17Speaker 4: I think we've talked about before. I feel like I
- 3:19Speaker 4: feel like this comes up all the time. I think
- 3:21Speaker 4: the Internet just kind of like recycles debates. Is a
- 3:25Speaker 4: hot dog a sandwich is one of them? Does pineapple
- 3:28Speaker 4: belong on pizza? That's the one that gets. And then
- 3:32Speaker 4: they'll bring up the argument about you know, women in
- 3:36Speaker 4: the toilet sea. Yeah, that that's that's another one. Toilet
- 3:40Speaker 4: will go on top or bottle right exactly. And so
- 3:42Speaker 4: I know we've Yeah, do you tip when you pick
- 3:44Speaker 4: up you know, food from a.
- 3:46Speaker 2: From a restaurant.
- 3:48Speaker 4: But yeah, the correct order for showering, and so this
- 3:51Speaker 4: video claimed the right way was shampoo and rints, wash
- 3:55Speaker 4: your face, apply conditioner, wash your body, and then rinse
- 3:57Speaker 4: the conditioner out. Now, there was an argument from people
- 4:01Speaker 4: that say, well, my dermatologist says that's wrong because the
- 4:04Speaker 4: conditioner doesn't fully rinse off your skin. But what would
- 4:07Speaker 4: be the bad thing about having conditioner on your skin?
- 4:10Speaker 3: Yeah, it's moisturizing, not on your face, though.
- 4:12Speaker 5: You don't want to get a poor clogged.
- 4:14Speaker 2: If you're man, you're not using condition exactly right.
- 4:17Speaker 4: It's like you use this conditioner if you get the
- 4:20Speaker 4: white rain, like three and one.
- 4:23Speaker 5: Shampoo period one just greasy shampoo.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Yeah, condition twice in my life.
- 4:29Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, this says you can clog your pores
- 4:31Speaker 4: and cause body. Actually okay, yeah, they say the correct
- 4:35Speaker 4: order is shampoo and rints, condition and rints, and then
- 4:38Speaker 4: wash your face and body.
- 4:39Speaker 2: No, that's that's almost right, but that's but who cares.
- 4:42Speaker 3: You're to wash my face twice because I feel like
- 4:44Speaker 3: the first time gets it ready for the actual wash.
- 4:47Speaker 5: They do say no, no, dermatologists, big product dermatologists do
- 4:51Speaker 5: say you're going to cleanse double cleans, which means wash.
- 4:54Speaker 2: Your face twice.
- 4:55Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't know that was the thing. But
- 4:57Speaker 3: do it feels like okay, the second time it's actually
- 5:00Speaker 3: getting in my skin.
- 5:02Speaker 4: What Yeah, I don't know it's actually getting in your skin.
- 5:05Speaker 3: The first time is getting all the gunk off of
- 5:07Speaker 3: it on the surface level. And then I'll like use the.
- 5:09Speaker 2: Are you talking about makeup?
- 5:11Speaker 3: No, because I don't really wear makeup.
- 5:12Speaker 2: Like taking makeup on. I always shower.
- 5:15Speaker 3: And I washed my I'll do shampoo and then I'll
- 5:17Speaker 3: wash my face and then i'll do conditioners and then
- 5:18Speaker 3: i'll wash.
- 5:19Speaker 4: Like we should just be happy that people are showering, nicky,
- 5:22Speaker 4: there are some people who are just not showering.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Shampoo and wild. The shampoo's in my hair, soap up
- 5:27Speaker 2: the body, rants get out, in and out in about
- 5:30Speaker 2: three minutes. Yeah, maybe minutes. Anybody can conditions.
- 5:39Speaker 4: The thing that takes me the longest. I think of
- 5:41Speaker 4: the whole shower process. So washing my hair and my
- 5:43Speaker 4: body is one thing, and.
- 5:45Speaker 2: Then brushing your teeth.
- 5:46Speaker 4: It's the brushing of the teeth because I do that
- 5:48Speaker 4: in the shower, and that's what takes the longest. So
- 5:51Speaker 4: if it was just going in there washing my hair
- 5:53Speaker 4: and my body. I'd be out of there, like you, Greg,
- 5:55Speaker 4: I'd be five minutes.
- 5:57Speaker 2: I used to brush my teeth in the shower, and
- 5:58Speaker 2: that was also the longest longest you do it out
- 6:01Speaker 2: of the shower.
- 6:01Speaker 5: You know, I wouldn't do that because I don't want
- 6:03Speaker 5: hot water in my mouth.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Regular regular sink water.
- 6:08Speaker 4: You know, it's all the same water, right, does it
- 6:10Speaker 4: come from different places like hot desert.
- 6:17Speaker 2: Yeah? True.
- 6:18Speaker 7: I just like being in a shower for an hour
- 6:21Speaker 7: because it just feels.
- 6:22Speaker 4: So I kinda I kind of retract what I said
- 6:26Speaker 4: or the grief I gave you, Morgan, because because well,
- 6:29Speaker 4: I'm thinking about like a shampoo, I'll put the shampoo
- 6:33Speaker 4: in and I'll leave it there. You do the rest
- 6:36Speaker 4: because I feel like it's doing a better job, and
- 6:37Speaker 4: it is, and it has more time to work.
- 6:39Speaker 7: It's like setting in.
- 6:40Speaker 2: That's true, because I do that.
- 6:42Speaker 4: You know when you go and you'll you'll get your
- 6:44Speaker 4: hair cut and then they'll they'll wash your hair right,
- 6:46Speaker 4: so they'll they'll they'll do a good job of the
- 6:48Speaker 4: shampoo part, but that conditioning part, like did you even
- 6:51Speaker 4: do anything? Because they take the world's tiny spit of
- 6:53Speaker 4: conditioner they rub in your hair and immediately rinse it out.
- 6:57Speaker 4: Did it even have did it even have a chance
- 6:59Speaker 4: to grab onto the hair?
- 7:00Speaker 3: The conditioners? What needs to say?
- 7:02Speaker 5: That's what you that's when you leave the conditioning and
- 7:04Speaker 5: then do your body.
- 7:06Speaker 2: I don't do conditions long hair.
- 7:07Speaker 8: If you have short hair, you should not leave it
- 7:09Speaker 8: in long because it's not supposed to be near your
- 7:10Speaker 8: roots at all.
- 7:11Speaker 3: It's only supposed to.
- 7:11Speaker 2: Be on the last half.
- 7:13Speaker 7: Hold on, scientists, seavest is conditioner real?
- 7:16Speaker 2: It's not even a fan.
- 7:18Speaker 6: I honestly have not resed done any research on this
- 7:20Speaker 6: because it doesn't apply to me whatsoever.
- 7:22Speaker 5: We'll ask Adam Sandler in uh and Billy Madison leave
- 7:26Speaker 5: your hair, thinky.
- 7:26Speaker 4: And by the way, this is exactly why the Internet
- 7:29Speaker 4: keeps bringing this stuff up. I just said, who cares?
- 7:31Speaker 4: Kid's another one of those dumb arguments we keep and
- 7:34Speaker 4: here we are we're still discussing it.
- 7:35Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 7:36Speaker 2: Yeah, well guess what radio has been doing this forever? Internet?
- 7:38Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, this, yeah, is conditioner real?
- 7:42Speaker 2: It is.
- 7:43Speaker 8: It's moisturizing, so if you have dry hair, that's why
- 7:45Speaker 8: you put it in your hair, right, And it's also
- 7:49Speaker 8: like a detangler. Like if you try to brush your hair.
- 7:51Speaker 9: And you don't condition it.
- 7:51Speaker 10: Good.
- 7:52Speaker 2: Look, I don't do lotion either.
- 7:58Speaker 6: No people will that your body. Your body creates everything
- 8:02Speaker 6: it needs. You don't need to be adding stuff unless
- 8:04Speaker 6: it's a real, actual severe medical literally cracking in a
- 8:08Speaker 6: real pinch.
- 8:09Speaker 4: Like if if I do have like a super dry
- 8:11Speaker 4: spot or whatever, but then I put the world's tiniest
- 8:14Speaker 4: dab on it. You see the tiniest down.
- 8:16Speaker 5: You didn't even I mean, it's like you just scraped
- 8:18Speaker 5: the top of my hand lotion.
- 8:20Speaker 2: You didn't even squeeze it.
- 8:21Speaker 4: No, no, just the tiniest dab anything. That's a first
- 8:24Speaker 4: knuckle game.
- 8:27Speaker 2: My dermatologist told me, when you get out of the shower,
- 8:30Speaker 2: dry off a little bit and moisturize right away, because
- 8:33Speaker 2: that's what I want when I get to I want
- 8:35Speaker 2: to feel greasy and wet, exactly like the lotion give me.
- 8:40Speaker 9: That's when you need a robe. You can't just put clothes.
- 8:42Speaker 2: On right after that because I can hang out before
- 8:45Speaker 2: I come to work.
- 8:47Speaker 4: Let's let the robe then suck up all the lotion
- 8:50Speaker 4: that's just hanging on your covered.
- 8:52Speaker 6: It gets three am on a Tuesday, get in your
- 8:54Speaker 6: robe some coffee?
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- 10:03Speaker 4: If you know what I'm saying, All right, Well, got
- 10:07Speaker 4: the The birthday is a portal birthday coming up here
- 10:08Speaker 4: in a second. You know, for every celebrity who gets canceled,
- 10:12Speaker 4: there are a number of others who just seem to
- 10:14Speaker 4: get away with stuff.
- 10:17Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, so that's about Marshawn Lynch. He has like
- 10:20Speaker 2: he has numerous to us. Another one that was probably him. Yeah,
- 10:23Speaker 2: and he's still on every commercial.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Now.
- 10:26Speaker 4: I'm just thinking, like, you know, from my own personal experience,
- 10:29Speaker 4: not not getting canceled per se, but getting fired.
- 10:31Speaker 10: Right.
- 10:31Speaker 4: Yeah, I've worked with some real weirdos over the years,
- 10:35Speaker 4: you know. I mean I've been doing this. I've been
- 10:36Speaker 4: full time on the radio for over thirty years, and
- 10:39Speaker 4: I've worked with him. I mean, there was a guy
- 10:41Speaker 4: who got busted stealing the stuff, like taking the station
- 10:44Speaker 4: issued laptop and other things from around the radio station.
- 10:47Speaker 4: Bring it to the pawn shop. Oh cool, you know
- 10:49Speaker 4: to uh, you know, to get drugs or you know whatever. Right,
- 10:52Speaker 4: that guy never got fired, weird, but just plenty of
- 10:56Speaker 4: other examples of people doing stuff where I'm like, how
- 10:59Speaker 4: do you mean out? Meanwhile, I mean I've been fired
- 11:01Speaker 4: for stuff like a contest that I got approved through
- 11:05Speaker 4: the company from the general manager, and then when a
- 11:08Speaker 4: person complained about it, they go we didn't know this
- 11:10Speaker 4: was happening. What are you talking about?
- 11:12Speaker 2: Like?
- 11:12Speaker 4: Meanwhile, like I had crazy good ratings.
- 11:14Speaker 2: You know, I work.
- 11:15Speaker 4: You could say, well you wanted about me personally, but
- 11:16Speaker 4: I worked really hard. I put a lot of time
- 11:19Speaker 4: in you know, care and to the show. And I
- 11:21Speaker 4: consider myself to be a team player.
- 11:23Speaker 1: Uh.
- 11:24Speaker 4: I got fired for a contest that they approved. Meanwhile,
- 11:27Speaker 4: this and by the way, this is the same station,
- 11:29Speaker 4: same company that just turned the blind eye to the
- 11:32Speaker 4: guy selling stuff at the pawnshop.
- 11:35Speaker 2: How how you get you get somebody and you.
- 11:38Speaker 4: Know, let's uh the politics thing. Okay, so you have
- 11:42Speaker 4: somebody who you know says something you don't like. Was
- 11:44Speaker 4: it with Gina Karana?
- 11:46Speaker 6: Yeah, well she well she ended up suing Walt Disney
- 11:49Speaker 6: and got a settlement in her favor.
- 11:50Speaker 2: So well, I mean they she got the.
- 11:51Speaker 4: Settlement because Disney wouldn't want to take the time, the
- 11:53Speaker 4: expense to battle it out.
- 11:55Speaker 2: I'm sure they don't want They don't want to uncover
- 11:57Speaker 2: what she could say about them too.
- 11:59Speaker 4: Well anyway, you know, so they just it's just dumb stuff,
- 12:02Speaker 4: you know. But these guys are something about Chris Brown.
- 12:05Speaker 4: It's crazy that Chris Brown survived because it wasn't like
- 12:09Speaker 4: the stuff that happened, you know, way back in the day.
- 12:12Speaker 2: And the Riana thing is just a tip. Well it's
- 12:14Speaker 2: the big.
- 12:14Speaker 6: Part of the iceberg. But he has done so many
- 12:17Speaker 6: other things. Yes, and he was just arrested in England last.
- 12:19Speaker 5: And like beat up a loved female celebrity.
- 12:22Speaker 2: But yeah, and many other people.
- 12:23Speaker 4: But yeah, people can't wait till heat praise and buy
- 12:25Speaker 4: tickets to his stupid show.
- 12:27Speaker 7: They spend the insane amount of money for his mean greats.
- 12:30Speaker 4: Right, So these are other examples. That's all right up
- 12:32Speaker 4: about this. These are examples of celebrities whose bad behavior
- 12:35Speaker 4: was just swept.
- 12:36Speaker 2: Under the rug.
- 12:36Speaker 4: Although this first one they mentioned, I wouldn't say it
- 12:38Speaker 4: was swept on the rug. He did go to prison.
- 12:40Speaker 4: Mike Tyson, I was gonna say, Mike Tyson, Yeah, but.
- 12:44Speaker 6: I think it was the drug deal, because remember there
- 12:46Speaker 6: was there's a famous clip of the one anchor in
- 12:48Speaker 6: Chicago who was being a dick and asked Tyson he
- 12:51Speaker 6: was there for some event and said, you know, that's
- 12:53Speaker 6: something about having a convicted sexual offender and blah blah blah,
- 12:56Speaker 6: and Tyson.
- 12:57Speaker 2: Went off on the dude, what he is.
- 13:00Speaker 4: He's a convicted convicted of rape in nineteen ninety two,
- 13:04Speaker 4: spent three years in prison, but then after that he
- 13:06Speaker 4: was able to continue his boxing career, and you know,
- 13:08Speaker 4: obviously has become a beloved celebrity. Yes, for sure, you know,
- 13:12Speaker 4: hangover all the other things that resurgence.
- 13:14Speaker 11: Yeah, in prison, he was having sex with the prison guards.
- 13:20Speaker 2: Yes, it's a show.
- 13:20Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 13:21Speaker 4: Book, okay, So other examples of celebrities whose bad behavior
- 13:24Speaker 4: was swept under the.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Rud Mark Wahlberg, Oh, that girl beat people up.
- 13:30Speaker 5: He just beat someone up.
- 13:31Speaker 4: When he was fifteen, he and his friends harassed a
- 13:33Speaker 4: bunch of black kids, throwing rocks at them and calling
- 13:36Speaker 4: them names, including the N word. At seventeen, he violently
- 13:39Speaker 4: assaulted to Vietnamese Americans while they were high on PCP,
- 13:42Speaker 4: again hurling racial slurs. John Lennon is on their list.
- 13:47Speaker 2: Might just be his wife, John Lennon, I don't recall
- 13:49Speaker 2: what he did.
- 13:50Speaker 4: In an interview back in nineteen eighty, he fully admitted
- 13:53Speaker 4: to physically abusing women. He says, quote, I used to
- 13:55Speaker 4: be cruel to my women and physically any woman. I
- 13:59Speaker 4: was a hitter. I could express myself and I hit.
- 14:02Speaker 4: I fought men and I hit women.
- 14:04Speaker 6: Imagine John, that's mister hippie dippy himself.
- 14:07Speaker 4: Yeah, John ham on this. When he was in college,
- 14:12Speaker 4: he and his frat bros. They were accused of violently
- 14:14Speaker 4: hazing a pledge who claimed that he suffered a fractured
- 14:17Speaker 4: spine and nearly lost a kidney. An assault charge was
- 14:20Speaker 4: eventually dropped and a lawsuit was dismissed, but the chapter
- 14:24Speaker 4: of the fraternity was shut down. Not that it was
- 14:27Speaker 4: his idea, but Vince Neil from Modley Crew. He was
- 14:33Speaker 4: driving drunk members of the band Hanoi Rocks. They were
- 14:37Speaker 4: in his car and Vince crash, killing their drummer. This guy,
- 14:40Speaker 4: Nicholas Dingley. He paid millions in restitution but never went
- 14:43Speaker 4: to prison, then continues to live a pretty decent life.
- 14:46Speaker 4: And then Pete Townsend, another celebrity whose bad behavior was
- 14:51Speaker 4: swept under the rug. He was arrested in two thousand
- 14:53Speaker 4: and three for using his credit card to access child
- 14:57Speaker 4: sex images.
- 14:59Speaker 5: I did not know.
- 15:00Speaker 4: He claimed he was doing research as part of a
- 15:02Speaker 4: campaign against child pornography.
- 15:06Speaker 2: When he goes to the brothel.
- 15:07Speaker 5: I wasn't looking for directions here, I was looking for directions.
- 15:09Speaker 2: How to get away from here. Yeah.
- 15:10Speaker 4: He was put on a sex offender registree for five years,
- 15:13Speaker 4: but continues to tour with the Who.
- 15:15Speaker 6: I have no idea that crazy people will say. Yes,
- 15:19Speaker 6: you do grow, especially men. We learn our lessons. We
- 15:22Speaker 6: do very dumb things. It's like for the Marky Mark stuff.
- 15:24Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're a kid, I get that.
- 15:27Speaker 6: Once you're like a millionaire driving drunk and put whatever
- 15:30Speaker 6: he had and you kill a guy.
- 15:31Speaker 2: Who was who was uh?
- 15:33Speaker 4: Who was Barbara Walters And it was Sean Connor.
- 15:35Speaker 2: So there's like.
- 15:36Speaker 7: Charlie yeah, yeah, she was doing an interview.
- 15:39Speaker 4: And I got a slap a woman, right, you talked
- 15:42Speaker 4: about because it was you know, it was a different
- 15:45Speaker 4: time was.
- 15:46Speaker 2: It used to be? You know it's in movies. You
- 15:47Speaker 2: could look it up.
- 15:49Speaker 4: Hysterical, get a hold of yourself.
- 15:54Speaker 6: You'll shake in a small open hand, preferably instructions.
- 16:00Speaker 4: Even now, I mean because it went it went from
- 16:01Speaker 4: that to the Chris Rock saying I won't hit a woman,
- 16:03Speaker 4: but I'll shake the crap out of one.
- 16:05Speaker 2: Now you couldn't even make that comment.
- 16:07Speaker 4: Now now, I'd suggest that we go to therapy and
- 16:10Speaker 4: talk it out.
- 16:11Speaker 2: Thank you all right?
- 16:14Speaker 4: Time for your birthdays and your Portero birthday by gonna
- 16:21Speaker 4: shiver because it's shy and you know you don't do.
- 16:28Speaker 4: And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Edward James,
- 16:31Speaker 4: almost the first American board Latino ever to get an
- 16:35Speaker 4: Academy Award nomination for Stand and Deliver. He lost to
- 16:38Speaker 4: Dustin hoppin his you Know Brain mans a lot.
- 16:41Speaker 2: It was in Miami Vice.
- 16:43Speaker 4: He was Felipe Reyes on Mayan's MC and fun fact,
- 16:46Speaker 4: he's the one that killed my.
- 16:47Speaker 2: Character off with a double barrel shot. Yeah.
- 16:51Speaker 4: He's a cool guy man, he was super nice. Edward
- 16:54Speaker 4: James almost is seventy nine years old today. Also from
- 16:56Speaker 4: Mayan's MC, he played Marcus Alvarez, the leader of the
- 17:00Speaker 4: Mayans Motorcycle Club. He was also on Sons of Anarchy
- 17:03Speaker 4: Emilio Rivera. He's sixty five. He's not really good friends
- 17:07Speaker 4: with U with Gabrielle Glass.
- 17:09Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah.
- 17:10Speaker 4: Gabriel brings him out to a lot of his stuff,
- 17:12Speaker 4: brings state anyway. Billy Zane our what friend are close from?
- 17:17Speaker 4: Still on a hunt for He's the a Hole and Titanic.
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- 18:45Speaker 2: Look. Oh, what's happening around the War with entertainment here
- 18:48Speaker 2: on the Woody Show Show. Hi, welcome back everybody.
- 18:55Speaker 4: Hey it is the Woody Show. Got a new term
- 18:58Speaker 4: I hadn't heard about before. This is this is a
- 19:01Speaker 4: real thing, you guys.
- 19:02Speaker 2: Okay, so it's called gram neesa gram nea gram Neesa.
- 19:08Speaker 4: Gramneesa is when grandma and grandpa completely forget what it's
- 19:13Speaker 4: like to have little kids or even kids, and so
- 19:16Speaker 4: they're constantly criticizing us right about raising kids and you
- 19:23Speaker 4: know you're doing.
- 19:24Speaker 2: This wrong or yeah they put their two.
- 19:26Speaker 4: Cents in there. It's like, wait a minute, I live
- 19:29Speaker 4: with you, raised me. I remember what that's like. Yeah,
- 19:33Speaker 4: it'd be like a menace your mom, like all of
- 19:35Speaker 4: a sudden.
- 19:35Speaker 2: Like, oh, you know, relax, it's fine.
- 19:37Speaker 5: Yeah, you take everything so serious.
- 19:39Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, just just let them, let them go
- 19:41Speaker 4: out on dates, and you know just what a block.
- 19:44Speaker 4: You know you should do just buy them a box
- 19:45Speaker 4: of condoms, you know, just just as long as you
- 19:48Speaker 4: know that you're educating them and making sure they're safe.
- 19:50Speaker 2: You're like, wait, mom, you're the one.
- 19:52Speaker 4: That tried to tell me that any any sex at
- 19:54Speaker 4: all with a woman, no matter how much production, she
- 19:56Speaker 4: would get pregnant. What are you talking about? Revisionist history?
- 20:00Speaker 7: Sometimes I think they go, you know what, it's not
- 20:03Speaker 7: my problem anymore, so I don't have to deal with
- 20:07Speaker 7: it if something goes, but.
- 20:08Speaker 4: It's it's it's tough in a room where you know
- 20:10Speaker 4: nobody else has kids, you know, I mean you I
- 20:13Speaker 4: get it a little bit with the with your steps.
- 20:15Speaker 5: I've seen it a lot, especially when he was little.
- 20:17Speaker 5: It's like, excuse you, to my mother, what are you
- 20:20Speaker 5: talking to? Kidding me?
- 20:22Speaker 2: Yeah? Advice, I say, where was this? Where was this
- 20:25Speaker 2: kind of attitude?
- 20:27Speaker 4: Well, my son was you know, having some issues, you know,
- 20:31Speaker 4: with school last year, and my mom was like.
- 20:36Speaker 2: Oh, well, you know, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa hold on?
- 20:38Speaker 4: Where was all of this defense for the child involved?
- 20:44Speaker 4: When I was his age, I was shipped off to
- 20:46Speaker 4: boarding school.
- 20:48Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, you know, or where was.
- 20:50Speaker 4: This understanding attitude at that point.
- 20:52Speaker 5: Totally, and that's that gesia. I've seen it with my
- 20:55Speaker 5: husband that the grandparents were diving all over the kids
- 20:58Speaker 5: because we thought he got hurt. And my I was like,
- 21:00Speaker 5: you let me finish a baseball game with a broken wrist.
- 21:03Speaker 5: I didn't believe.
- 21:04Speaker 4: Yeah, or like, oh, no sweets in the house, honey.
- 21:07Speaker 4: Mateurials was the best thing that we had. But meanwhile
- 21:09Speaker 4: we go over there and like they're coming home with
- 21:11Speaker 4: cookie crist exactly.
- 21:14Speaker 2: It's like a bakery.
- 21:15Speaker 7: Yeah, is that the only term we have because I
- 21:17Speaker 7: learned one other one?
- 21:18Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that's the that's the the graand niche wise, I.
- 21:21Speaker 2: Think it was. It's funny.
- 21:22Speaker 7: Did you hear this one? Heard from LeAnn Kreischer? She
- 21:25Speaker 7: posted like Chrysler's wife, Yeah, chopol Ganger.
- 21:29Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we've been talking about that. Yeah, we talked
- 21:31Speaker 2: about that. Yeah we did.
- 21:32Speaker 5: Yeah, like the Uglierle gang.
- 21:34Speaker 7: Maybe maybe I have grahamnesia, but it looks so funny. Yeah,
- 21:37Speaker 7: somebody that's chop Banger.
- 21:39Speaker 2: Yeah we talked like ganger.
- 21:42Speaker 4: Yeah, like your doppel gangers. Who you look at, your
- 21:45Speaker 4: celebrity who you look most like? Yeah, celebrity wise chopel
- 21:49Speaker 4: Ganger is like the busted version.
- 21:50Speaker 5: Of when I was much younger, I was I used
- 21:53Speaker 5: to think I was Ashley, Uh Judge choppel Ganger, like
- 21:58Speaker 5: I was the ugly version.
- 22:00Speaker 7: She was hot.
- 22:02Speaker 4: Eight seven seven forty four.
- 22:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:04Speaker 4: By the way, this uh, this gramnesia thing. The result
- 22:07Speaker 4: is that adult children are becoming so fed up and
- 22:09Speaker 4: resentful that family relationships are suffering irreparable harm because they
- 22:13Speaker 4: get so mad at their parents.
- 22:14Speaker 2: Yea iPhone anymore? Yeah? What do? What the hell? Yeah?
- 22:18Speaker 2: All right?
- 22:19Speaker 4: Eight seven seven forty four Woody. Text over to two
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- 23:00Speaker 4: Gina grad has got the trending news headlines.
- 23:03Speaker 5: A lots going on. Well, the Mexican Army still doing
- 23:06Speaker 5: battle with the Hallisco cartel after they took out their leader,
- 23:09Speaker 5: El Mencho on Sunday. According to new reports, over seventy
- 23:12Speaker 5: people died in the gunfire between the security forces and
- 23:15Speaker 5: the cartel members.
- 23:15Speaker 4: Sounds like you should be like a Jewish superhero, El Mensho,
- 23:19Speaker 4: because they say he's such a mensch.
- 23:20Speaker 5: Well, you're absolutely right, and Greg, I'm just talking about
- 23:24Speaker 5: a guy. Their president's name is Shine Bob.
- 23:27Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, it's very strange interesting El Mensho.
- 23:31Speaker 5: Yeah, what a nice guy.
- 23:32Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy, Yeah he is.
- 23:35Speaker 5: Meanwhile, things are still crazy in Portavarta. The most of
- 23:38Speaker 5: the city is still on lockdown. Two thousand more troops
- 23:41Speaker 5: have been deployed to that area and flights in and
- 23:43Speaker 5: out canceled by most of the big airlines, which means
- 23:45Speaker 5: tourists are stranded at the resorts and some essential businesses.
- 23:50Speaker 4: Sounds awful, right, Yeah, I would hate it would be
- 23:53Speaker 4: pretty well stressful, yeah, under that circumstance. Yes, so when
- 23:56Speaker 4: people go, man, you know, I got stuck. There was
- 24:00Speaker 4: Tom Sigura and his wife.
- 24:01Speaker 7: Yeah, they went on some trips somewhere and then the Caribbean,
- 24:04Speaker 7: and then there was that thing that was going on
- 24:06Speaker 7: with Venezuela, so all the flights got you know, on pause.
- 24:10Speaker 2: Yeah, they got to hang out for like a day.
- 24:13Speaker 2: If it was just a flight issue, I'd be so happy.
- 24:15Speaker 2: I mean, duck, they weren't complaining.
- 24:17Speaker 5: Well, there's video coming out of like fires and smoke
- 24:20Speaker 5: all over and people on their.
- 24:21Speaker 2: Phones by the pool.
- 24:22Speaker 5: Yeah, that's you know, I don't know what to do.
- 24:24Speaker 4: I saw a lot of videos dudes on vacation and
- 24:27Speaker 4: they're like out in the streets. One guy was like
- 24:29Speaker 4: right across from that Costco where you know, explosions and
- 24:33Speaker 4: gunfire being He's like, oh, well, I don't know what's
- 24:36Speaker 4: going on over here.
- 24:37Speaker 2: Like, dude, get the hell out of there. Inside what
- 24:39Speaker 2: are you doing.
- 24:40Speaker 7: I did check in with a friend yesterday who has
- 24:43Speaker 7: a place in Cabo. Cobo's fine, but he said, what
- 24:46Speaker 7: sucks is you know all these innocent people that get
- 24:49Speaker 7: pulled out of the cars and then the cars are
- 24:50Speaker 7: set on fire. Yeah, he goes, you know how hard
- 24:52Speaker 7: it is for some people to get a car in Mexico,
- 24:55Speaker 7: and now it's just like they have nothing to do
- 24:57Speaker 7: with this, and now their car is gone.
- 24:58Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I mean, you know, like get in
- 25:01Speaker 4: the cars, a pretty big purchase.
- 25:03Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 25:04Speaker 5: Well, let's talk about the nor'easter. That's the blizzard finally
- 25:08Speaker 5: moving out. It's been causing tons of travel delays. More
- 25:11Speaker 5: than thirty inches of snow fell during the storm, with
- 25:14Speaker 5: at least five states reporting two feet of snow in
- 25:16Speaker 5: the biggest snowstorm they've seen in years. More than ten
- 25:20Speaker 5: thousand flights were canceled. All major cities along the Northeastern Corridor,
- 25:24Speaker 5: stop public transit for the day and menace. Just to
- 25:27Speaker 5: put this in perspective for you, the storm was so
- 25:29Speaker 5: bad that door Dash suspended operations in New York City.
- 25:32Speaker 2: And you damn you would starve.
- 25:35Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how we know it's serious.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Rhode Island got a year's worth of snow in one day.
- 25:39Speaker 4: Insane and they get snow. But this was the largest
- 25:44Speaker 4: snowfall in the history of Rhode Island.
- 25:46Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, God, in a single storm. Yeah I believe.
- 25:50Speaker 2: Yeahs yeah.
- 25:51Speaker 7: I gave this a quick mention. But again they're saying
- 25:53Speaker 7: it has to do something with the golf of Mexico,
- 25:56Speaker 7: and there's like the current has been so weak that
- 26:00Speaker 7: the weekes has been in sixteen hundred years, that this
- 26:02Speaker 7: whole East Coast thing with the weather is not going
- 26:05Speaker 7: to stop anytime soon.
- 26:06Speaker 5: Well, as of this morning, things are slowly opening back
- 26:09Speaker 5: up at the Airport's still it's just ft Boston Logan
- 26:12Speaker 5: canceled over a thousand flights yesterday and over four hundred
- 26:15Speaker 5: already today, and they're expecting things to be back on
- 26:18Speaker 5: schedule tomorrow. But we'll see. Oh here's a fun fact.
- 26:21Speaker 5: Do you know the difference between a blizzard and a snowstorm?
- 26:27Speaker 5: Mount part of it?
- 26:28Speaker 7: One's actually cold?
- 26:30Speaker 5: Is it?
- 26:30Speaker 2: Sure? One sucks more. I'll tell you.
- 26:32Speaker 5: A snowstorm is just exactly what sounds like. It's it's
- 26:35Speaker 5: just a lot of snow. But a blizzard has to
- 26:37Speaker 5: have winds of thirty five miles per hour, higher visibility
- 26:40Speaker 5: of less than a quarter mile, and conditions that last
- 26:43Speaker 5: for more than three hours.
- 26:44Speaker 4: I thought it was going to be like based on
- 26:47Speaker 4: the amount of snowfall.
- 26:48Speaker 5: No, I guess you can just have a thousand feet
- 26:50Speaker 5: of snow and it's still snowstorm if you can see.
- 26:53Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah.
- 26:56Speaker 5: Well, Nick Reiner made his first appearance in court yesterday
- 26:59Speaker 5: after his pre vious lawyers suddenly quit the case. Reiner
- 27:02Speaker 5: pleaded not guilty in the stabbing death of his parents,
- 27:04Speaker 5: Robin Michelle, and is set to stay in jail with
- 27:06Speaker 5: no bail.
- 27:07Speaker 2: He's thirty two.
- 27:08Speaker 5: He's facing two counts of first degree murder with special
- 27:11Speaker 5: circumstances of multiple murders, and the Los Angeles County DA
- 27:15Speaker 5: spoke to reporters and said that since the case is
- 27:17Speaker 5: eligible for the death penalty, his office is looking seriously
- 27:20Speaker 5: at all circumstances, including previous concerns about Nick that the
- 27:24Speaker 5: family was raised, and Reiner's set to appear next in
- 27:28Speaker 5: court in late April. But again, why does California care
- 27:32Speaker 5: about the death penalty?
- 27:33Speaker 2: Right? Why even mention that? Yeah? I always get confused.
- 27:36Speaker 4: There's no doubt that he did it right, right, we
- 27:39Speaker 4: all know that. How do you get to plead not guilty?
- 27:41Speaker 5: I guess the reason of insanity?
- 27:43Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 27:43Speaker 4: Is that like a set up for by reason of
- 27:45Speaker 4: mental health issues in whatever club?
- 27:48Speaker 2: Well, most people do because then it'll go to trial,
- 27:50Speaker 2: and at least you have a chance if somebody sympathizes
- 27:54Speaker 2: with you or whatever the case may be. You plead
- 27:56Speaker 2: not guilty, so it goes to trial. Does it just
- 27:58Speaker 2: go right here?
- 27:59Speaker 5: There are the three choices in California, just regular prison
- 28:02Speaker 5: death row which you stay on until you die, or
- 28:04Speaker 5: a mental hospital like a mental.
- 28:06Speaker 2: I would think, so those are the three options.
- 28:08Speaker 7: But I'm just saying, if I'm on that jury, he's
- 28:10Speaker 7: gained death by crazy eyes.
- 28:14Speaker 5: Crazy well after Robert Carrodine. I know this face will
- 28:19Speaker 5: look familiar if if you've looked him up. He passed
- 28:21Speaker 5: away at the age of seventy one.
- 28:23Speaker 2: He was known.
- 28:23Speaker 5: His biggest role for me anyway, Lewis Skolnick and Revenge
- 28:26Speaker 5: of the Nerds.
- 28:26Speaker 7: You know they keep on saying Lizzie McGuire. Yeah, yeah,
- 28:30Speaker 7: but saying famous before.
- 28:32Speaker 2: That, Yeah, for forty years. You don't know about that.
- 28:37Speaker 9: No, he's bigger from Lizzie McGuire for sure.
- 28:39Speaker 5: For it depends on your age old, it's.
- 28:41Speaker 2: All about Lewis. Dude.
- 28:43Speaker 4: I'm not seeing one frame of Lizzie maguire. I'm willing
- 28:46Speaker 4: to bet there's a bunch of other forty nine year
- 28:49Speaker 4: old men. Yeah, they're not seeing a frame.
- 28:51Speaker 2: Of Lizzie McGuire.
- 28:54Speaker 3: Yes, that's what you Yeah.
- 28:55Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, for you, yeah, but then for.
- 28:59Speaker 7: You know guys, yeah, even that young dude.
- 29:02Speaker 4: He was seventy one, saying, but for the guys my age,
- 29:06Speaker 4: the frame of reference would have been more more Revenge
- 29:09Speaker 4: of the Nerds, because at least there's a chance you've
- 29:11Speaker 4: seen that.
- 29:12Speaker 5: But this way, I didn't know he ever acted again
- 29:14Speaker 5: after Revenge of the Nerds a while.
- 29:17Speaker 3: Okay, that your season, Yes, a special?
- 29:20Speaker 7: Yeah, time you were you born?
- 29:22Speaker 9: Eighty seven?
- 29:23Speaker 4: Okay, that's all eighty sevens out anything anything past or
- 29:29Speaker 4: before the nineties. Yes, have you seen those posts where
- 29:34Speaker 4: it's like, what you were you born? And they say nineteen.
- 29:36Speaker 4: As soon as they say nineteen, like it goes to like,
- 29:39Speaker 4: you know, like an old time picture of like a
- 29:40Speaker 4: woman's churning butter.
- 29:42Speaker 2: Like a pioneer, because the other ones to go, what you.
- 29:44Speaker 4: Were you born two thousand and two, and then it
- 29:46Speaker 4: moves on to the next person. Anybody says nineteen anything,
- 29:50Speaker 4: it's like some really old timey black and white black.
- 29:56Speaker 2: In the early seasons of Er, Robert Herrodine guessed it
- 30:00Speaker 2: as a dog like a visiting doctor. And there he
- 30:02Speaker 2: is doing a scene with Anthony.
- 30:04Speaker 5: I was going to say, do you know why?
- 30:06Speaker 2: And I was thinking about it. Anthony Edwards, who was
- 30:10Speaker 2: equally nerdy in the movie. He went on to do
- 30:12Speaker 2: top Gun we Are He wasn't pigeonholed as this dorky nerds.
- 30:18Speaker 2: Well he was always pretty cute, though, was he though?
- 30:20Speaker 4: Yeah, that was also the good old days for nerds
- 30:23Speaker 4: and dorks losers.
- 30:25Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't like now it's like everything else.
- 30:30Speaker 4: We got to pretend it's cool, total, like it's fine,
- 30:32Speaker 4: totally like your cause playing is cool.
- 30:34Speaker 2: I get it.
- 30:34Speaker 5: Yeah, it was not like that when we were growing
- 30:36Speaker 5: up at all. Well, this is really sad. His family
- 30:39Speaker 5: announced his passing on social media, saying he took his
- 30:41Speaker 5: life after a two decade battle with bipolar disorder. And
- 30:45Speaker 5: your girl, Hillary Duff, the two of you.
- 30:48Speaker 8: Uh.
- 30:48Speaker 5: She paid a little tribute on Instagram, saying there was
- 30:50Speaker 5: so much warmth in the Maguire family. I always felt
- 30:52Speaker 5: so cared for by my on screen parents. I'll be
- 30:55Speaker 5: forever grateful for that. Deeply sad to learn Robert was
- 30:57Speaker 5: suffering and he had two kids and kids. Olympic skier
- 31:02Speaker 5: Lindsay Vaughn, dude, this is crazy. She finally went into
- 31:05Speaker 5: detail about the broken leg she suffered after her crash
- 31:08Speaker 5: on the ski course, so she put this video on Instagram,
- 31:11Speaker 5: saying she finally left the hospital after two weeks, and
- 31:14Speaker 5: that she had reconstructive surgery to fix a bunch of
- 31:16Speaker 5: fractures in her leg.
- 31:18Speaker 2: Well, she said that she also had these.
- 31:19Speaker 5: Complications from the injury, which meant that there was like
- 31:22Speaker 5: bleeding and swelling inside one of her leg muscle compartments,
- 31:26Speaker 5: and that leads to pressure building and squeezing the muscle
- 31:28Speaker 5: and the nerves and the blood vessels.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Basically, if it.
- 31:31Speaker 5: Isn't released, you lose the limb or you die. So
- 31:33Speaker 5: she credits her doctor for saving her leg, and so
- 31:36Speaker 5: the only reason he was there was because she had
- 31:38Speaker 5: that acl torn from the Olympics. If it wasn't for that,
- 31:41Speaker 5: her doctor wouldn't have been there. She might have end
- 31:43Speaker 5: up losing her leg. It was just one of those
- 31:44Speaker 5: damn happenstance things. And you know, the true crime buff
- 31:49Speaker 5: in me is dying over this story. Michelle Lynn Hundley Smith,
- 31:55Speaker 5: her name is everywhere right now because she's that thirty
- 31:57Speaker 5: eight year old. While she was back in December of
- 31:59Speaker 5: two thousan and one, she left her home to do
- 32:01Speaker 5: some Christmas shopping at Kmart. You know, just as you
- 32:04Speaker 5: do totally disappeared.
- 32:06Speaker 2: You remember Kmart, Sammy?
- 32:07Speaker 4: Yes, okay, weird, I agree to text. Sammy forgets there
- 32:11Speaker 4: was life before two thousand and one.
- 32:13Speaker 2: I know, refuses to believe there was life. She was born.
- 32:17Speaker 2: I'm saying, she refuses to believe it existed. Sammy.
- 32:19Speaker 7: Was kind of like head injury. It's fine because I
- 32:21Speaker 7: hit my head when I was a kid multiple times.
- 32:23Speaker 2: Came was like Walmart, but just yeah different Walmart.
- 32:27Speaker 7: K yes, I know, minder Race, everything before.
- 32:30Speaker 4: Blue Light Special, Yes, thank you, the Cafe Cafe, pretzels
- 32:38Speaker 4: and frozen Ruled popcorn.
- 32:40Speaker 2: Okay, dogs, listen to this.
- 32:42Speaker 5: She was shopping at Kmart for Christmas presents two thousand
- 32:44Speaker 5: and one.
- 32:44Speaker 2: No, biggie.
- 32:45Speaker 5: Well, she disappeared and this massive search turned up nothing. Now,
- 32:49Speaker 5: twenty five years later, she's been found living a totally
- 32:52Speaker 5: new life at an undisclosed location in North Carolina after
- 32:55Speaker 5: officers got a tip about her. Her family has been notified.
- 32:58Speaker 5: They say they are relieved. There shocked, different questions where
- 33:02Speaker 5: the hell she went?
- 33:03Speaker 2: Leave shocked and angered.
- 33:05Speaker 4: And here's the thing, Well, you can be that way.
- 33:06Speaker 4: Clearly she didn't care. She was doing everybody.
- 33:08Speaker 2: That's true. She wanted to start a new life. I mean,
- 33:10Speaker 2: everybody's had those days.
- 33:11Speaker 4: We're like, man, I just want to disappear, get me
- 33:14Speaker 4: away from everything and everybody dead.
- 33:18Speaker 2: Good for her, Good for her?
- 33:19Speaker 5: But was it she disappeared in two thousand and one.
- 33:21Speaker 3: Wow, she had a good run, right, she doesn't care.
- 33:24Speaker 5: Yeah, we cared.
- 33:25Speaker 2: She wouldn't have left in the first place. And that's
- 33:27Speaker 2: the thing.
- 33:27Speaker 5: We still don't quote unquote know why she disappeared. But
- 33:29Speaker 5: like you said, she was just done with these people.
- 33:31Speaker 4: She pulled the rip cords like I'm out taking herself
- 33:34Speaker 4: out and you know, pulled a carrotine or whatever.
- 33:36Speaker 2: She she just wanted to start up and.
- 33:38Speaker 4: Left and you know, went into like her own self
- 33:40Speaker 4: imposed this protection program exactly.
- 33:43Speaker 2: Left a note for the family. They didn't didn't want.
- 33:46Speaker 2: She don't care. She wants away from this. Why i'd
- 33:48Speaker 2: be pissed and not relieved. Well that's your problem, you bitch,
- 33:51Speaker 2: Yeah something.
- 33:52Speaker 4: If I'm her, I'm going so yeah, oh you get
- 33:55Speaker 4: your note, stay away. That's what's going on, all right,
- 33:59Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Gino grad.
- 34:01Speaker 2: What was the story right before.
- 34:02Speaker 4: The the missing woman?
- 34:06Speaker 2: Oh?
- 34:06Speaker 4: The uh lind Lindsay Vaughan's like, dude, so this guy
- 34:11Speaker 4: that I know just lost a toe. You know my
- 34:14Speaker 4: friend one, Oh that's right, one did lose a toe.
- 34:18Speaker 2: He lost it. You know.
- 34:19Speaker 4: This guy won and like he ended up in the
- 34:22Speaker 4: hospital because he had something going on. And then they
- 34:25Speaker 4: found out that he had like these like cancer spots.
- 34:29Speaker 5: I thought he went in for like plantar fascy itis, right, and.
- 34:32Speaker 4: So they're like, no, man, and then I guess it
- 34:34Speaker 4: was so bad like it was he had one one
- 34:37Speaker 4: of two different and the better option was to take
- 34:38Speaker 4: the toe.
- 34:40Speaker 5: To I don't think it was the big toe.
- 34:43Speaker 2: You want to see a pictures a picture, yeah.
- 34:46Speaker 3: Apple party trick. Now you whip out your feet. Yeah,
- 34:50Speaker 3: it's a good conversation starter.
- 34:52Speaker 9: I know someone that happened to her finger and they
- 34:55Speaker 9: just cut off.
- 34:56Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's the one before the pink, the ring.
- 35:04Speaker 5: I guess that would be the ring toe.
- 35:06Speaker 8: And so in this situation, though he didn't have to
- 35:08Speaker 8: go through chemo or radiation or anything like that, you
- 35:11Speaker 8: just go, okay, you have.
- 35:11Speaker 3: Cancer, We're going to cut the toe.
- 35:13Speaker 5: I happily sacrifice that toe.
- 35:15Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, so check it out. He had a
- 35:18Speaker 4: thing going on with his finger, and when he went
- 35:21Speaker 4: in for that, the doctors found a type of skin
- 35:23Speaker 4: cancer under the nail. All the good news that was
- 35:26Speaker 4: completely removed. There were you know, it was it didn't spread.
- 35:29Speaker 4: All the tests came back clear and he needs to
- 35:32Speaker 4: follow up the doctor. But everything is under control. Blah
- 35:34Speaker 4: blah blah blah. So why he's taking care of that.
- 35:36Speaker 4: His wife and his son, you know, are like, you know, hey,
- 35:39Speaker 4: what's going on? And so he gets sat looked at
- 35:41Speaker 4: and then it was this whole thing. So dude, it
- 35:43Speaker 4: was like all that. They had to take two surgeries.
- 35:48Speaker 4: They had to cut out lymph notes from like around
- 35:50Speaker 4: his like groin area and just the toe and then
- 35:54Speaker 4: and then took the toe. So he's been recovering for
- 35:56Speaker 4: a while.
- 35:56Speaker 2: He's been off of work and everything else. But yeah,
- 36:00Speaker 2: that's the toe that had no roast beef. Right right?
- 36:05Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this will piggy w into the market. This
- 36:07Speaker 4: will picky went home, this will pay, this will okay,
- 36:11Speaker 4: the next one that will pick win. We right, that's right,
- 36:16Speaker 4: that's right, all right, thank you, thank you very much. Gina,
- 36:19Speaker 4: got it more.
- 36:20Speaker 2: He shows next, hang.
- 36:23Speaker 4: Right back.
- 36:24Speaker 12: All right, Okay, here's a question off the off the
- 36:33Speaker 12: text for you, Morgan.
- 36:34Speaker 4: Okay, has dumb asked Tyler? They said, question that's on
- 36:39Speaker 4: everyone's mind. Has dumbass Tyler accidentally walked in on Morgan
- 36:43Speaker 4: while she's been in the bathroom.
- 36:45Speaker 3: Oh you know what's embarrassing. I have already walked in
- 36:49Speaker 3: on him.
- 36:49Speaker 8: Oh my god, because it's you ever the door right,
- 36:55Speaker 8: and I still don't think he locks the door.
- 36:57Speaker 3: But it's like the bathroom door was closed. I didn't
- 36:59Speaker 3: even know he was home, so I was like, oh,
- 37:00Speaker 3: why is this clothed?
- 37:01Speaker 2: All good?
- 37:01Speaker 3: I thought maybe it's stung, and so he was trying to,
- 37:04Speaker 3: you know, keep it in there. Thankfully, his boxers were on.
- 37:08Speaker 2: I don't know what he was doing, so he wasn't
- 37:10Speaker 2: on the toilet.
- 37:11Speaker 3: I guess he had just showered me, okay, was he
- 37:15Speaker 3: like lotioning up? Is he was looking down and doing something.
- 37:19Speaker 3: But the second the second that I opened the door,
- 37:21Speaker 3: and and it's like a sliding door to pocket door.
- 37:26Speaker 4: I can see through the glass. It's about time he
- 37:27Speaker 4: got to his feet to get to a this thing
- 37:30Speaker 4: is going on.
- 37:30Speaker 13: He's just sitting there like a slug letting her explain.
- 37:33Speaker 13: I had just gotten out of the shower.
- 37:34Speaker 3: So what were you doing though, because I walked.
- 37:36Speaker 2: In and I don't I was literally like taking yourself out.
- 37:39Speaker 13: No, I was getting the sleeves out of my shirt
- 37:42Speaker 13: to put it in. Okay, but inside out?
- 37:46Speaker 2: Are you one of those people that shirt? It was
- 37:47Speaker 2: inside out? Yet when it comes to my laundry sometimes
- 37:49Speaker 2: I'll just leave it in the basket, dude.
- 37:51Speaker 4: So I'm very particular, as you can imagine, Right do
- 37:55Speaker 4: you do this? So when you take off a pair
- 37:57Speaker 4: of socks, like I make sure before I throw them
- 38:00Speaker 4: in the hamper, like they're right side out.
- 38:02Speaker 5: Shocks Like never, Yes, I'll do it with shirts and.
- 38:06Speaker 4: Shirts, okay, all this stuff because like when I inevitably
- 38:09Speaker 4: when I get my uh what you what are you doing?
- 38:12Speaker 4: Will you just come on in here? God damn Christ. Yes,
- 38:18Speaker 4: like everybody's looking through the window and mens like, what's
- 38:24Speaker 4: the what's the what's the miscommunication? What's not to understand
- 38:27Speaker 4: about this?
- 38:27Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 38:27Speaker 5: That's universal. Do know what language you speak?
- 38:31Speaker 2: But yes, everything has to be what's the term right
- 38:34Speaker 2: side out?
- 38:35Speaker 10: Right?
- 38:36Speaker 2: Right?
- 38:36Speaker 4: Because my my kids will throw stuff in the laundry
- 38:39Speaker 4: and I'll be a nice dad and I'll go to
- 38:41Speaker 4: help them out and I'll pull this stuff out of there,
- 38:43Speaker 4: like every sock is inside out, every shirt is.
- 38:45Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not doing this, Mario. Every single thing.
- 38:50Speaker 4: Drives take everything, because then you're just gonna have that
- 38:55Speaker 4: makes folding fould Nobody likes to fold.
- 38:57Speaker 2: Do you fold?
- 38:58Speaker 5: Yes, because I would just say, fine, your your closes
- 39:00Speaker 5: are getting folded inside out, then.
- 39:01Speaker 2: I mean I've done that. I mean just hold on
- 39:03Speaker 2: you guys.
- 39:04Speaker 3: Don't wash your clothes inside out?
- 39:05Speaker 2: No, No, I do. Yeah, I know a lot of
- 39:08Speaker 2: people do jeans. I know that it depends that.
- 39:11Speaker 4: The only time I will do that if there's like
- 39:13Speaker 4: a you know, like a cheaper T shirt or sweat
- 39:16Speaker 4: that it has like a logo or some kind that
- 39:17Speaker 4: they like, uh you know, heat transferred right, Yeah, you know,
- 39:21Speaker 4: because that's the way it keeps it from you know,
- 39:22Speaker 4: getting all screwed up. But just on a reg like
- 39:24Speaker 4: this solid color, black long sleeved T shirt that I'm
- 39:27Speaker 4: wearing them, that just gets thrown it.
- 39:29Speaker 2: I don't know why.
- 39:30Speaker 3: Yeah, I always put my things inside.
- 39:31Speaker 5: You do it on purpose?
- 39:32Speaker 3: Yeah, every single thing? Yeah, the same?
- 39:35Speaker 2: Wow, But the bathroom thing real quick, I find it strange,
- 39:40Speaker 2: especially if I have somebody over at my house and
- 39:42Speaker 2: they walk down the hall and to use the restroom,
- 39:44Speaker 2: and I hear the door go click that they locked it.
- 39:47Speaker 2: I think, do you think I'm going to come in there?
- 39:49Speaker 2: I know you're there, the door is closed, somebody's in
- 39:54Speaker 2: the bath I'll do that if the door is closed,
- 39:57Speaker 2: if the.
- 39:57Speaker 5: Toilet is too far away from the door, I'm gonna
- 40:00Speaker 5: if I can't.
- 40:00Speaker 2: Like really, I think if a bathroom door is closed,
- 40:04Speaker 2: someone's in there, I know not to open it.
- 40:06Speaker 4: It's also living in a house with kids just don't
- 40:09Speaker 4: respect closed.
- 40:10Speaker 7: It's just mindless. Like you know, I don't think day
- 40:13Speaker 7: in the front of the building, like I don't have
- 40:15Speaker 7: to use my key card to get in, and I
- 40:17Speaker 7: still go bring it up to the It's just habit.
- 40:20Speaker 5: Although I have to say, Greg, when you live with
- 40:22Speaker 5: somebody like I don't know, a husband or a partner
- 40:25Speaker 5: and they locked the bathroom door, it's like, what do
- 40:26Speaker 5: you think of Anna sea that I haven't seen?
- 40:30Speaker 3: Did you see Did I see Tyler?
- 40:32Speaker 2: Yeah? Naked?
- 40:33Speaker 3: Well no, he had boxes on, thank god, like regularly.
- 40:36Speaker 3: I saw his stomach, so you didn't sure.
- 40:43Speaker 13: I will say the lock for the bathroom door is
- 40:45Speaker 13: a little flimsy because it's a pocket.
- 40:48Speaker 2: I actually did look at it this morning.
- 40:50Speaker 12: But.
- 40:52Speaker 2: We'll go back. You didn't lock it, though I thought
- 40:54Speaker 2: I did. I did, But either way, I don't think
- 40:57Speaker 2: it sounds like an invitation to me lock it. Another
- 41:00Speaker 2: bathroom question. If you're home completely alone, do you close
- 41:04Speaker 2: the bathroom door? Now? Never? Yeah? Interesting?
- 41:07Speaker 3: I used to not, but now I do because you
- 41:08Speaker 3: never know when someone's going to come home type of thing.
- 41:10Speaker 4: I think I think that might be it, because like
- 41:12Speaker 4: I don't know who's but what if you're home on
- 41:15Speaker 4: a wood casion, the family's out of town and there's
- 41:18Speaker 4: no way they're going to Just.
- 41:19Speaker 5: Like, psychologically, do you shut the door?
- 41:21Speaker 2: Kno, your family?
- 41:21Speaker 4: When you say it that way, I want to say no,
- 41:23Speaker 4: but I probably do.
- 41:24Speaker 2: Really interesting.
- 41:26Speaker 4: I think it's just I think it's just a habit.
- 41:27Speaker 4: I think it's just like you know, oh, I'm going
- 41:29Speaker 4: to the bathroom, close the door without thinking about that.
- 41:31Speaker 2: It's not a consciousness.
- 41:32Speaker 7: I for sure know that I'm home alone, no one's coming,
- 41:35Speaker 7: then I'll just leave everything open.
- 41:36Speaker 3: Yeah, I missing with the door open?
- 41:38Speaker 2: Yeah? Why do I like it so much? I don't know?
- 41:41Speaker 4: It's weird, right, did you bring uh oh here one
- 41:44Speaker 4: little piece of laundry news for Sammy. Okay, So you know,
- 41:47Speaker 4: first there was the powdered and the liquid laundry Church,
- 41:50Speaker 4: and then tide pods came around. I don't I don't
- 41:53Speaker 4: like tide pods well because I don't like them because
- 41:57Speaker 4: of the I have the front loading washer dry. Yeah,
- 42:00Speaker 4: you know that have the door in the front, like
- 42:02Speaker 4: like you're supposed to put the detergent into the old drawer.
- 42:05Speaker 2: Thought, no, you don't have to.
- 42:06Speaker 9: You can just throw the type pod right into trust because.
- 42:09Speaker 4: I don't think because they're water efficient, I don't think
- 42:11Speaker 4: there's like enough. I feel like there's not gonna be
- 42:14Speaker 4: enough uh water, Yeah, exactly. Like if you have like
- 42:16Speaker 4: an old school where the lid is on the top,
- 42:19Speaker 4: you can throw it into like a big tubble water. Fine,
- 42:22Speaker 4: I think it will dissolve better. I just don't trust
- 42:24Speaker 4: it's going to dissolve properly.
- 42:25Speaker 9: That's how I do it, and it's fine.
- 42:27Speaker 4: So I like to see, like when the washer starts,
- 42:29Speaker 4: I like to see the SuDS pressed up.
- 42:32Speaker 2: Against the I feel like it's working better activation anyway.
- 42:37Speaker 4: So then yeah, then you have the tide pods and
- 42:39Speaker 4: Now there's something new like a tied evo, which is
- 42:42Speaker 4: concentrated waterless tile with six cleaning layers that activate in
- 42:47Speaker 4: cold water. And they use these minuscule fibers to clean,
- 42:51Speaker 4: creating soap without liquid or fillers.
- 42:53Speaker 2: Winter kids. Tied ev oh, tied So.
- 42:58Speaker 7: Do you put that in a in the regular That's
- 43:00Speaker 7: all I have.
- 43:01Speaker 2: That's all the information I have.
- 43:02Speaker 4: The only reason I said to the side because I
- 43:03Speaker 4: know Sammy's horny for laundry.
- 43:06Speaker 5: Their their slogan is so idiocrasy. Tied evo detergent, entirely
- 43:11Speaker 5: made of clean.
- 43:15Speaker 7: Cool all right, Sammy researches. Do I need to put
- 43:17Speaker 7: it in the little tray or do I just throw
- 43:20Speaker 7: it in with the wash?
- 43:21Speaker 9: That's what I'm trying to figure out. I think it's
- 43:22Speaker 9: similar to a tide pod tile.
- 43:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 43:26Speaker 4: Oh, and then the question I had for for dumb
- 43:29Speaker 4: ass Tyler, did you bring sand to the beach to
- 43:31Speaker 4: the Woody Show event on Saturday?
- 43:34Speaker 2: Because we had.
- 43:38Speaker 4: I know what you're talking about, because we had women
- 43:39Speaker 4: that were showing up to meet Tyler and then you know,
- 43:43Speaker 4: apparently he brought somebody.
- 43:45Speaker 2: Now I had not. I was one of my friends
- 43:46Speaker 2: that I hadn't seen in the ears. You can't.
- 43:50Speaker 4: You can't show up with a woman to an event
- 43:53Speaker 4: where there are women coming to meet you. They're gonna
- 43:55Speaker 4: be they're gonna be, like, not intimidated.
- 43:57Speaker 2: But they're gonna be. They're gonna think, oh, came here
- 44:00Speaker 2: with somebody.
- 44:01Speaker 7: Like she was with you the entire time.
- 44:03Speaker 2: No game followed along a little bit. It's fine.
- 44:05Speaker 3: Yeah, when you introduced her, you go, this is my
- 44:07Speaker 3: good friend.
- 44:08Speaker 5: Up that sounds like girlfriend.
- 44:09Speaker 4: Dude, I'm an idiot in this arena when it comes
- 44:11Speaker 4: to the whole like, you know, dating stuff, and you
- 44:13Speaker 4: know what, huh.
- 44:14Speaker 2: Even I know you go do that? Dude? Yeah, I
- 44:18Speaker 2: mean god, I'm trying to fumble this. We're trying you.
- 44:23Speaker 2: It's how hard we're working for you. Yeah, and how
- 44:25Speaker 2: much time we're putting into this, all right? And does
- 44:28Speaker 2: it benefit us? No, you didn't.
- 44:31Speaker 7: I say a month before the event on the air,
- 44:33Speaker 7: I said, he's going to fumble this and bring Sam
- 44:35Speaker 7: to the beach.
- 44:35Speaker 2: And what does he do? Well?
- 44:37Speaker 3: Can we talk about the fact that the day before
- 44:39Speaker 3: this is an exact quote, he said, this whole thing
- 44:41Speaker 3: revolves around me tomorrow, right, And I told him I
- 44:45Speaker 3: don't think so. Wait what was the exact quote.
- 44:49Speaker 2: Yeah, but he you don't get it.
- 44:50Speaker 7: He's being he's being sarcastic.
- 44:52Speaker 4: I don't think no, he is.
- 44:53Speaker 2: It was it was completely sarcastic.
- 44:55Speaker 7: He's being sarcastic.
- 44:56Speaker 2: Some people haven't picked up on it. Well as long
- 44:59Speaker 2: as menoicos so and not Tyler.
- 45:02Speaker 4: So despite the fact you brought sand to the beach,
- 45:04Speaker 4: I didn't like. But did you talk to chicks like
- 45:07Speaker 4: I did? I talk to people?
- 45:08Speaker 2: And how that go? Numbers?
- 45:10Speaker 13: Uh So if I'm talking to someone, I start off
- 45:13Speaker 13: on Instagram because I've had people when I give them
- 45:15Speaker 13: my numbers, they just blow up my phone.
- 45:16Speaker 4: I'm all right, yeah, Morgan, just change numbers.
- 45:24Speaker 2: Here's laughing because she's seen you with your shirt.
- 45:27Speaker 7: Here's another thing that we keep on bringing to the
- 45:29Speaker 7: table behind the scenes.
- 45:31Speaker 2: Uh.
- 45:31Speaker 7: He keeps on addressing it as people. I'm like, dude,
- 45:34Speaker 7: are you bisexual? My god, Like, if you are bisexual,
- 45:37Speaker 7: then just let us.
- 45:38Speaker 2: Know I'm not you double your options? Yeah, that would
- 45:41Speaker 2: that would make things easier. Yeah, yeah, but I'm not
- 45:43Speaker 2: so well girl or woman?
- 45:45Speaker 7: Yeah, you keep on saying people understed people.
- 45:48Speaker 2: I guess, okay, Well, you got Instagram, but you didn't
- 45:52Speaker 2: getting numbers. No, I'd like to keep it on Instagram.
- 45:54Speaker 2: Are you They don't blow them up. I like to
- 45:57Speaker 2: talk to y. They don't blow them up. Honestly.
- 46:02Speaker 4: Are you sorry? Are you like conversating with people? Are
- 46:06Speaker 4: you a little bit? Has there been in a conversation
- 46:08Speaker 4: since the event?
- 46:09Speaker 2: A little bit? So what's going on? I don't think
- 46:12Speaker 2: it's just a little bit like I've been working. Like
- 46:15Speaker 2: that's a reasonable answer. I mean it just happened.
- 46:18Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, yeah, but you love texting?
- 46:20Speaker 11: I don't.
- 46:21Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't get it.
- 46:22Speaker 2: Why not give me go to bed?
- 46:23Speaker 3: He'll text me in the middle of the night like,
- 46:24Speaker 3: oh what do you watch him? Texting me?
- 46:28Speaker 2: Something coming from your TV? I was like, hold on,
- 46:30Speaker 2: that actually sounds pretty cool. You guys are gonna be
- 46:34Speaker 2: cuddling Sam.
- 46:35Speaker 3: No, it's only I'm telling you ladies, live with someone
- 46:40Speaker 3: if you're interested, and then you'll learn real quick if
- 46:42Speaker 3: you are not.
- 46:43Speaker 2: So you're interested in Tyler, I don't think that.
- 46:45Speaker 3: I might have been before.
- 46:45Speaker 2: But hey, all well keep this upject. Are you all right?
- 46:52Speaker 2: Knocking yourself off the walls?
- 46:54Speaker 5: Calamity Jane.
- 46:56Speaker 7: He's not doing well.
- 47:00Speaker 2: The Woody Show. All right, welcome back. So did you
- 47:08Speaker 2: hear the the news that horn star Bonnie Blue She
- 47:13Speaker 2: says she's pregnant. Yep, after having unprotected sex with four
- 47:17Speaker 2: hundred men. Yeah.
- 47:21Speaker 4: Now after that marathon, she told us Weekly the potential
- 47:25Speaker 4: for pregnancy was quote a problem for another day. Well, well,
- 47:29Speaker 4: not a problem now since she doesn't collect DNA samples
- 47:32Speaker 4: from any of those dudes. Good luck finding out who
- 47:35Speaker 4: the dad is.
- 47:35Speaker 2: I mean, what of it? Let me come on, what
- 47:37Speaker 2: are the odds that she keeps it?
- 47:38Speaker 14: Well?
- 47:38Speaker 2: And would you.
- 47:39Speaker 5: Want one of those dudes to be in their kids life?
- 47:41Speaker 4: Yeah, she'll be waiting outside the doors of planned parenthood
- 47:44Speaker 4: like people behind a doorbuster sale. Like she probably got
- 47:48Speaker 4: like a frequent punch card, you know.
- 47:49Speaker 7: Yeah, why would she announce it if she wasn't going
- 47:51Speaker 7: to write?
- 47:52Speaker 3: Definitely for us to be talking about her exactly, even
- 47:55Speaker 3: if she's going to keep it or even if it's not.
- 48:00Speaker 14: It.
- 48:02Speaker 4: The state of Tennessee, they've got some of the strictest
- 48:05Speaker 4: anti abortion laws in the country. Yeah, and there's a
- 48:09Speaker 4: story I was reading about how those laws might get
- 48:11Speaker 4: even harsher. According to the reports, there's been an amendment
- 48:14Speaker 4: drafted that would seek to impose the death penalty on
- 48:18Speaker 4: women who have abortions and that they be charged with homicide. Now, again,
- 48:23Speaker 4: the bill it's not scheduled to be considered. This is
- 48:26Speaker 4: just a draft. It's it's not law, at least not yet.
- 48:29Speaker 4: It's just the fact that anyone would waste any time
- 48:31Speaker 4: trying to push this in the first place.
- 48:33Speaker 2: That's that's the jokemaid.
- 48:35Speaker 4: But let's just say, like for the sake of argument,
- 48:37Speaker 4: that the bill does go through, it would remove legal
- 48:40Speaker 4: protections for pregnant women. It would classify harm done to
- 48:44Speaker 4: an unborn child at the same level as an assault
- 48:46Speaker 4: on a person who was born and walking the earth.
- 48:48Speaker 4: It also prohibits all types of abortion, meaning that there
- 48:51Speaker 4: are no exceptions for rape or incest. Like, it's just
- 48:56Speaker 4: no reasonable thought. So get an idea of just how
- 48:59Speaker 4: strict a to see is an abortion. If a physician
- 49:01Speaker 4: is caught performing one, this is current law, it's considered
- 49:06Speaker 4: a Class C felony and can result in them to
- 49:08Speaker 4: fifteen years in prison.
- 49:10Speaker 5: This is like a dystopian sci fi movie that's just
- 49:12Speaker 5: so disgusting.
- 49:13Speaker 4: Can you imagine trying to give a woman the death
- 49:15Speaker 4: penalty like but like, like of all the things that
- 49:18Speaker 4: are going on and all the things that need corrected,
- 49:21Speaker 4: and thank god, right, you know, like this is what
- 49:23Speaker 4: we're going after, even if it's just a draft that
- 49:27Speaker 4: will never you know pass.
- 49:28Speaker 2: Yeah, who's even bringing.
- 49:30Speaker 4: There were there were times, there were times spent you know,
- 49:34Speaker 4: trafting this in the first place.
- 49:36Speaker 7: Now I don't know the entire law. So let's say
- 49:39Speaker 7: live in Tennessee and not everybody has the means to
- 49:42Speaker 7: like get out of town and go do this. But
- 49:45Speaker 7: if you do, do you get punished If you go
- 49:47Speaker 7: back and they find out.
- 49:48Speaker 5: There was policy uh that they did talk about that
- 49:52Speaker 5: it goes with you.
- 49:54Speaker 7: Yeah, so if you went to another stay.
- 49:56Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's crazy.
- 49:59Speaker 4: I mean, what are the what are the chances? I mean,
- 50:01Speaker 4: are people actually getting prosecuted?
- 50:03Speaker 2: I haven't heard of it. Or is it just more
- 50:05Speaker 2: like symbolic to.
- 50:06Speaker 4: Make the the you know, the the politicians who are
- 50:09Speaker 4: pandering to you know, the religious whatever it is.
- 50:13Speaker 5: Although I do love the story from a few years
- 50:14Speaker 5: ago where that pregnant woman fought her uh traffic ticket
- 50:18Speaker 5: because she was driving in the.
- 50:20Speaker 2: And she goes, well, which.
- 50:21Speaker 5: Is it baby or is it just me?
- 50:24Speaker 2: Well, people always say, well, you know, I'm meeting for two.
- 50:26Speaker 5: Right exactly, so talking about doing something for the principle
- 50:29Speaker 5: of the thing. I love him court yep, because she
- 50:33Speaker 5: was the cop said there was only one person in
- 50:35Speaker 5: the h O V lane. She goes, oh, but I
- 50:37Speaker 5: thought Nars state it was.
- 50:38Speaker 2: Two people, and Scott Peterson got convicted of two marchers.
- 50:44Speaker 4: This is a funny text. Nothing says pro life like
- 50:46Speaker 4: the death penalty.
- 50:47Speaker 2: That's exactly.
- 50:50Speaker 5: Irony.
- 50:51Speaker 2: That's pretty funny.
- 50:52Speaker 4: Yeah, so Well said there was a man years ago.
- 50:58Speaker 4: I remember reading about they actually crunched the numbers to
- 51:02Speaker 4: look and see driving skills of women pregnant women, and
- 51:08Speaker 4: then there's a difference between being pregnant with a boy
- 51:10Speaker 4: and being pregnant with the girl, and the women drivers
- 51:14Speaker 4: just in general weren't as great.
- 51:16Speaker 2: Don't don't get mad at me. This is what this
- 51:18Speaker 2: is saying. Okay, I'm just saying, weren't weren't so great.
- 51:22Speaker 4: They were extra bad if she was pregnant with a girl.
- 51:28Speaker 2: Hilarious.
- 51:29Speaker 9: I've actually heard that.
- 51:31Speaker 8: Yeah, women that's pregnant with a girl because their hormones
- 51:34Speaker 8: like get so high. They have extra estrogen in them
- 51:36Speaker 8: because of that and they're all over the place.
- 51:40Speaker 4: Oh Like there was nothing about like, oh well, if
- 51:43Speaker 4: you're pregnant with the boy, you're gonna drive a little
- 51:45Speaker 4: bit better. There's nothing that said that either to be fair,
- 51:47Speaker 4: to be fair, But I thought that was extra funny.
- 51:49Speaker 2: Because he was like, all right, so funny, y know,
- 51:51Speaker 2: driving as.
- 51:52Speaker 4: A woman, you know, not great again according to the
- 51:55Speaker 4: numbers whatever they were looking at. But then you're pregnant.
- 51:58Speaker 4: The woman was pregnant with the girl. They're extra terrible.
- 52:02Speaker 5: And then Sammy just backed it up.
- 52:05Speaker 9: There are extra hormones like get doubled.
- 52:07Speaker 7: I'm gott And don't get me wrong, these are not
- 52:10Speaker 7: my words. They said they also get extra fat if
- 52:12Speaker 7: they're having a girl. Is that how you can tell?
- 52:14Speaker 2: It's not my words?
- 52:16Speaker 8: So it's science again to MENACE's point, they think they're
- 52:20Speaker 8: having a girl. If you're having a girl, you'll hold
- 52:23Speaker 8: it wider, and if you're having a boy, you'll hold
- 52:25Speaker 8: it more.
- 52:25Speaker 5: Outright, I thought it was lower and girls are higher.
- 52:29Speaker 4: Yeah, like boys more like a defined basketball like baby, yeah,
- 52:33Speaker 4: I see yeah, and girls nothing more weight, but just
- 52:37Speaker 4: like you look fatter.
- 52:38Speaker 3: Yeah, look, but you sure know a lot about babies.
- 52:41Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a lot of friends who have had babies. Yes,
- 52:51Speaker 2: and we are into another new hour.
- 52:55Speaker 4: Insensitivity training, prey, politically correct world. Money is Woody, that
- 53:01Speaker 4: is Greg Gory, We got Menace.
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- 53:23Speaker 4: the email email at the woodieshow dot com.
- 53:26Speaker 2: I'm trying to pull.
- 53:26Speaker 4: Up this, uh, this email, this song yesterday, Oh yeah, this,
- 53:31Speaker 4: this is a this is good. This is a good
- 53:33Speaker 4: Woody Show helped usk question.
- 53:35Speaker 2: Okay from carry Okay, hoy, whatody show? Hoy.
- 53:40Speaker 5: Carrie.
- 53:40Speaker 4: Been a long time listener of the show and I
- 53:42Speaker 4: love how you guys don't sugarcoat things and give your
- 53:44Speaker 4: honest opinions. This last week I heard Sea Bass ask
- 53:47Speaker 4: a should I be the a whole question about an
- 53:50Speaker 4: email that he was writing. I have a similar question
- 53:53Speaker 4: to my own situation. Our house is a track house,
- 53:57Speaker 4: so you know, like a subdivision. You know, they're all
- 53:59Speaker 4: very similar, right right right, And our kitchen windows line
- 54:03Speaker 4: up perfectly with our neighbor's kitchen windows.
- 54:05Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm like, why do they do that with those?
- 54:08Speaker 4: So that we can see into each other's houses. The
- 54:11Speaker 4: very first day and when we moved into the house,
- 54:13Speaker 4: our neighbor came over to introduce himself and then asked
- 54:16Speaker 4: us to keep our blinds closed because they didn't have
- 54:19Speaker 4: blinds on their window and he didn't want us to
- 54:22Speaker 4: see into their house.
- 54:23Speaker 2: Excuse me your problem.
- 54:25Speaker 4: They have a bay window, but no curtains or anything.
- 54:28Speaker 4: Apparently the tenant before us kept the blinds closed all
- 54:31Speaker 4: the time. We decided not to keep our blinds closed
- 54:34Speaker 4: twenty four to seven like he requested. We open them
- 54:36Speaker 4: when it's light out, usually around nine and on the
- 54:38Speaker 4: week nine am. On the weekends, closed them when it's dark.
- 54:41Speaker 4: Still ran he still has nothing covering his window now.
- 54:44Speaker 4: Last week he wrote us a letter about repairing the
- 54:47Speaker 4: brick wall, which should be on us, and he also
- 54:50Speaker 4: wants to share the cost in adding an additional three
- 54:53Speaker 4: foot fence on top of the existing wall to block
- 54:56Speaker 4: the view between our houses because that'll look good. Arent
- 55:00Speaker 4: wall of Friends might also have to be replaced instead
- 55:02Speaker 4: of just being fixed because it's over sixty years old.
- 55:04Speaker 4: My father in law says that having a fence or
- 55:06Speaker 4: even an addition above six feet is illegal.
- 55:09Speaker 2: Yep.
- 55:10Speaker 4: I'm debating whether to look into getting a permit if
- 55:12Speaker 4: there is such a thing, and comply with our neighbor's
- 55:14Speaker 4: requests so that we don't have to deal with them
- 55:16Speaker 4: or see them, Or should I tell them to do
- 55:19Speaker 4: something on their own on their own side of the fence,
- 55:22Speaker 4: since they're the ones who want it. Also, what if
- 55:25Speaker 4: we can't get a permit to increase the fence height.
- 55:27Speaker 4: My husband thinks we should tell them to shove it
- 55:29Speaker 4: and get blinds, especially since he's been a little condescending
- 55:33Speaker 4: toward us. I'm not a big fan of confrontation, and
- 55:36Speaker 4: I like the idea of having something blocking the view
- 55:38Speaker 4: of them, even though we don't mind it as much
- 55:41Speaker 4: as they do. I'm wondering what your thoughts are about
- 55:43Speaker 4: the situation. Uh me love that is a carry.
- 55:49Speaker 2: That neighbor.
- 55:50Speaker 4: Dude, Like, if you don't want people looking in your windows,
- 55:53Speaker 4: get blinds.
- 55:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 55:55Speaker 5: And I hate when as a renter long term, and
- 55:57Speaker 5: I hate when people say, well, the last tenants did
- 55:59Speaker 5: this way, so if you could just go ahead and
- 56:00Speaker 5: do that, like, no, bitch, new sheriff do that.
- 56:04Speaker 7: Majorly weird with the blind situation, I get though, blinds
- 56:06Speaker 7: are expensive, but.
- 56:09Speaker 2: If it's that important to you responsibility.
- 56:13Speaker 7: I was joking because I'm like, well, they are super
- 56:15Speaker 7: expensive for blinds. But the other thing is, you know,
- 56:18Speaker 7: if you're willing to spend all this money for the
- 56:20Speaker 7: fencing to increase the fencing, that's odd.
- 56:24Speaker 10: Uh.
- 56:24Speaker 11: I mean, if it's permitted and you know, and if
- 56:28Speaker 11: you're down to raise the fence, then I say go
- 56:30Speaker 11: for it.
- 56:31Speaker 2: But if that's not an option, you can't get blinds.
- 56:34Speaker 2: If you can't add to the existing brick wall that
- 56:37Speaker 2: sounds like it's between the two houses. You can't add
- 56:39Speaker 2: something to the height of that. I'm sure you could
- 56:41Speaker 2: skirt the issue by in front of it, like on
- 56:44Speaker 2: your side, you're looking at the brick wall right before it.
- 56:47Speaker 2: Put a couple of posts and like some nice lumber across,
- 56:51Speaker 2: and that's not technically part of the fence. I'm sure
- 56:55Speaker 2: there's ways around that, so it's more of a structure.
- 56:58Speaker 4: Or you could put whether like tall skinny trees like those. Yeah,
- 57:03Speaker 4: people use those to block views.
- 57:05Speaker 2: Those are expensive too, though.
- 57:06Speaker 4: Yeah they are, but it will look less tacky than
- 57:11Speaker 4: a fence on top of a wall.
- 57:12Speaker 5: Well, what else is not expensive? A bar and a
- 57:15Speaker 5: piece of fabric for the neighbor who's bitching, right, just
- 57:18Speaker 5: get yourself a little curtain.
- 57:19Speaker 7: Buddy, is a good place to get blinds, costco and loves.
- 57:23Speaker 2: I would tell this neighbor to go himself.
- 57:25Speaker 5: SAME's the nerve that the.
- 57:28Speaker 2: Nerve of that day. It's his issue.
- 57:29Speaker 5: It's his issue, and once you comply with that, he's
- 57:32Speaker 5: gonna have lots more requests. Oh and you know, thanks
- 57:35Speaker 5: for doing that. By the way, when you guys cook
- 57:38Speaker 5: with onions, it kind of bothers my You'll never hear
- 57:41Speaker 5: the end of it with this guy.
- 57:42Speaker 2: Don't do it.
- 57:42Speaker 7: This is why you shouldn't talk with your neighbors. I
- 57:48Speaker 7: never got that.
- 57:49Speaker 2: Note is so awkward. I don't know. It's a good question.
- 57:52Speaker 4: We're asking, like, are are these people owners or renters?
- 57:56Speaker 4: They what they said owners? If they're trying to they genet.
- 58:01Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess that's true.
- 58:03Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, why would share the cost and what?
- 58:06Speaker 2: Yeah? If it's yeah, you're right, if if you're renting,
- 58:10Speaker 2: that wouldn't be your cost and it wouldn't be the
- 58:14Speaker 2: landlord's issue either they like, you deal with it.
- 58:17Speaker 4: You don't have that annoying neighbor by and install one
- 58:19Speaker 4: way window tints so they can see out but he doesn't.
- 58:22Speaker 4: Nobody else can see in.
- 58:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 58:24Speaker 4: But some of that stuff looks so like it looks
- 58:27Speaker 4: like a mirror.
- 58:27Speaker 2: Yeah, it does that. Yeah, that looks like it would
- 58:31Speaker 2: belong on a car. Yeah. That looks hell of.
- 58:33Speaker 5: Trashy, like they have like the window of like inside
- 58:37Speaker 5: a grocery store.
- 58:38Speaker 2: When it's like that's like the man, you know they're
- 58:42Speaker 2: staring at you just ghost them.
- 58:46Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't ghost him you live right next door.
- 58:47Speaker 7: Yeah, but I wouldn't reply to anything they said.
- 58:49Speaker 2: No.
- 58:50Speaker 4: But that's the thing I think like that. That that
- 58:52Speaker 4: that's the that's the pussy non confrontational way I think
- 58:54Speaker 4: you have to. You don't need to go back and forth.
- 58:57Speaker 4: You need to have a just you need to have
- 58:58Speaker 4: a definitive conversation saying, hey man, this is the last
- 59:00Speaker 4: time we're talking about this, and then you can ghost
- 59:02Speaker 4: them last time we're talking about this.
- 59:03Speaker 2: You need to get blinds. That's it. I'm not offering
- 59:06Speaker 2: to anything else. I'm sorry, but there is no other
- 59:08Speaker 2: option here that is your property. If you don't want
- 59:10Speaker 2: people singing into your house, then this is just the
- 59:12Speaker 2: way that the buildings were built. The structures are here.
- 59:15Speaker 2: This is you problem. You gotta get blinds. That's how
- 59:17Speaker 2: we're gonna say, hopefully, see you later.
- 59:20Speaker 11: Hopefully. Yeah, but then that's a little part of it there.
- 59:24Speaker 7: But I'm just saying, like, hopefully it ends with that,
- 59:28Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying.
- 59:29Speaker 4: But if it doesn't, you've said your piece. You've given them,
- 59:33Speaker 4: not like this wishy washy whatever you give them, definitive,
- 59:36Speaker 4: I'm not doing anything about it. This is your problem,
- 59:39Speaker 4: and then you can move on. Then you don't have
- 59:40Speaker 4: to say I get it.
- 59:41Speaker 7: Like I'm not saying you, but I'm just saying sometimes
- 59:44Speaker 7: people like that conversation. They like the drama. Yeah, they
- 59:49Speaker 7: liked it back and forth so they can share with
- 59:51Speaker 7: the friends, like, oh my god, my neighbor. But like
- 59:55Speaker 7: it's just so annoying that sucks to deal with.
- 59:57Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well, look, everybody everybody's there's always one neighbor
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: on the block who everybody wants to get rid of totally.
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: And if you can't think of one, you're the neighbor.
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: That's right.
- 1:00:08Speaker 5: The place I lived right before this house. It was
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: a four plex, and right when I moved in, the
- 1:00:13Speaker 5: woman upstairs goes.
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: Just so you know, when when we shower in this building,
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: it's like really loud and like sometimes my water doesn't work.
- 1:00:23Speaker 5: So I'm gonna we need to exchange numbers. And when
- 1:00:26Speaker 5: I take a shower, I'm going to text you S
- 1:00:28Speaker 5: ten That means shower for ten minutes. You are not
- 1:00:31Speaker 5: allowed to turn on any.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: Of your faucets. I turn them off.
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Well, because that's what we did
- 1:00:37Speaker 5: with the last person.
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: That's how this starts.
- 1:00:39Speaker 5: It was a nightmare. Do not give in to these people.
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: I know speak English. But when they design these houses,
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: they need to design them for living. Like you said,
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: the track houses that have the kitchen windows. Couldn't you
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: somehow come up with the way to so typically this
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: is what they'll do, even if it's two, because typically.
- 1:01:06Speaker 4: In a subdivision like that, they'll have say, four different
- 1:01:10Speaker 4: types of houses, right, four different elevations when they call
- 1:01:13Speaker 4: them right, yeah, floor fence, whatever you want to call it.
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: And even if two, even if two are right next
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: to each.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: Other, the mirror images.
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: Usually the front the front will look different. But what
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: they'll do is that they'll flip. So if the garages
- 1:01:28Speaker 4: on the left side, I'll stay on the one house
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: and the left they'll put the garage on the right
- 1:01:33Speaker 4: side of the other one, so it's not exactly so
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: in other words, I'm sorry, Yeah, they don't do it
- 1:01:38Speaker 4: where then the garage is on the right side, so
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: that you have those two windows facing each other because
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: it's on that same side of house. They'll do it
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: at least they'll flip the floor plan so that it's
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: not something like that.
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: The other thing I hate about the way they design
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: houses or townhouses, especially when you go out on the
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: back patio and there's usually a divider wall between the
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: two decks or whatever, and they angle it all the
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: way down to the railing, so you're out on your
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: deck and oh, high, neighbor, you're right, Why why can't
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: you make it at a right angle, like when you're
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: on a cruise ship balcony you have like a wall
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: on either side of you.
- 1:02:10Speaker 6: Yeah, but problem for you, I'm like, yeah, so dumb eight.
- 1:02:15Speaker 4: Seven seven forty four, What if you got a thought, Yeah,
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: we're all in agreement, right, just tell the neighbor.
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: To all yeah, it's his problem. So I get so
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: you like your curtains open.
- 1:02:24Speaker 7: There's a little gift card. Yeah, yourself blinds.
- 1:02:28Speaker 4: Yeah, sign them up, dude, go online and do all
- 1:02:31Speaker 4: the stuff for uh, you know, blinds, to go all
- 1:02:34Speaker 4: the different places and it'll get all this junk mail
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: about blinds.
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: That's a great idea.
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: Yeah, just keep sign them up for everything. I sure
- 1:02:42Speaker 4: am interested in some more information.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: Tell me more. Speaking from experience, Venis and I can
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: both say there's a certain company. I won't name it.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: Three day blinds. You need to win the lottery.
- 1:02:53Speaker 7: Yeah, I had to take out a jumblelone.
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: Do you even talk to him?
- 1:02:56Speaker 7: But no, I never I never got blinds in the past.
- 1:02:59Speaker 7: I was a three years. I've had to get blind
- 1:03:03Speaker 7: for thirty two windows good yeah lows. And I moved
- 1:03:10Speaker 7: into a brand new house once and yeah that was.
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: It's one of those things you don't think about it totally.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: Oh dude. Yeah.
- 1:03:16Speaker 7: If you're buying like a new build and they say, hey,
- 1:03:18Speaker 7: well you know throwing blinds as part of the build,
- 1:03:21Speaker 7: say yes, yeah, never.
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: Say no, I mine came.
- 1:03:24Speaker 5: I've never done this before mine came with plantation shutters,
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: and I realized how lucky I was.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: Oh yeah those are millions.
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, idea, Yeah those are expensive window Yeah those.
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: Are those are really expensive.
- 1:03:35Speaker 10: Right.
- 1:03:36Speaker 4: But yeah, we were We were in a in fact,
- 1:03:38Speaker 4: it was called a home in a hurry, right because
- 1:03:40Speaker 4: we went to and it was a newer subdivision and
- 1:03:42Speaker 4: they had already built this house. It was within like,
- 1:03:45Speaker 4: you know, a week or so of being completed, and
- 1:03:47Speaker 4: so we didn't get to pick any of the stuff.
- 1:03:48Speaker 4: So it wasn't fun, you know, other than but like
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: my wife had just had our son and we were
- 1:03:55Speaker 4: moving new job, the whole thing. It's like we just
- 1:03:57Speaker 4: had to get something quick. I'm all right, this this
- 1:03:59Speaker 4: is great. We wanted to be in, so I got
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: this house. We were in such a rush. Didn't even
- 1:04:03Speaker 4: think about that blinds thing. Yeah, think about like oh yeah, Brent,
- 1:04:07Speaker 4: there's no refrigerator, there's no anything, you get to go
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: again all that crap. Yeah, that was a root awake
- 1:04:12Speaker 4: an they're offering them take them. Yeah, it's like old
- 1:04:15Speaker 4: eight seven seven forty four. Woodie set us a text
- 1:04:18Speaker 4: over to two to nine eight seven. In fact, uh,
- 1:04:21Speaker 4: Gena and Greg have a question we're gonna get to
- 1:04:23Speaker 4: and then maybe everybody listening can help.
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: Please. Gina and Greg kind of along these lines.
- 1:04:28Speaker 4: With, uh, well, they're they're not in a situation together
- 1:04:32Speaker 4: on this They're they're each something. They're each separately going
- 1:04:37Speaker 4: through the same thing, right.
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: I wish it was together because then we could both
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: just no.
- 1:04:42Speaker 5: I thought, even like I'm trying.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: To do it to you. Oh no, God, I hope no.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: All right, that's next on The Woody Show. Hangings the
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: Woody Show. We'll be right back Woody Show. I just
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: we could discuss it more later. But just to follow
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: up on the house stuff.
- 1:05:04Speaker 4: The email that we got, the woman's got a neighbor.
- 1:05:07Speaker 4: They just moved into this house, and the neighbor, who
- 1:05:09Speaker 4: doesn't have blinds on their window, said that they need
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: to keep their blinds closed so that you can't see
- 1:05:17Speaker 4: into their house.
- 1:05:18Speaker 2: It's like, well, just get blinds man.
- 1:05:20Speaker 4: And she one of the you know what we thought
- 1:05:23Speaker 4: how they should handle.
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: It, then get she hates confrontation. Yeah, it doesn't like
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: competition anyway.
- 1:05:27Speaker 4: So the listeners, everybody on the show, we all said
- 1:05:30Speaker 4: they need to tell this neighbor to suck it and
- 1:05:32Speaker 4: that it's there. It's their own problem. Other people have
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: been sending over some other suggestions of what they can do.
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: One person said, and what do you think of this idea?
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: Greg?
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: You can get frosted vinyl off of Amazon and place
- 1:05:46Speaker 4: it on the window.
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: Oh I knew Greg would have stained glass window because
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: it's the seventeen I hate, like.
- 1:06:02Speaker 5: Shrinky.
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: The only time I think that stained glass looks cool,
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: he's in the church, right, And even then you're like, really,
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: no that I get haven't we moved on from this?
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: That's the church thing that makes it fits that.
- 1:06:13Speaker 4: But when we watch these h G TV shows like
- 1:06:17Speaker 4: I love the stained glass, I'm like, oh, burn that.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: To the ground. That doesn't belonging a home. What's the
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: other one? We hate, Craig The style of house Victorian
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: Victorian houses.
- 1:06:28Speaker 5: Like big birthday cakes, Yeah, yellow who lives here?
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: The monsters, Victorian tweety Bird's grandma lives huge homes. Oh
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: they're awful. You know, James Bond has a license to kill.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: If I had a license to bomb, I would bomb
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: but all Victorian house.
- 1:06:45Speaker 4: Geez, but Victorian houses they look big, but then you're inside.
- 1:06:48Speaker 4: The hallways are narrow, the rooms are tiny.
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: Like people were small.
- 1:06:51Speaker 4: And that's the thing about all those old houses sucks.
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: You have to gut them off and make them modern
- 1:06:56Speaker 4: on the inside. They can look crappy on the outside,
- 1:06:59Speaker 4: like an old crappy Victory.
- 1:07:00Speaker 7: I think, like Victorian San Francisco style are massive, but
- 1:07:03Speaker 7: I've been in like the Victorian, like New York. Dude,
- 1:07:06Speaker 7: those things micro no, I know.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: And then those dumb old Victorians back in the old
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: timy days when they were built, cars were huge, and
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: yet their garages were tiny.
- 1:07:18Speaker 7: It took up the whole garage.
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: Oh, they're the worst.
- 1:07:20Speaker 4: That's because only men were driving back then, and they
- 1:07:22Speaker 4: had no problem getting that big boat into the garage.
- 1:07:24Speaker 2: Yeah they were. Yeah, they weren't worried about their wife
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: taking a mirror off.
- 1:07:29Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: And then there's always I'm kidding ladies, that dumb cond
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: apartment just for the phone, like the phone needs Oh yeah, yeah.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:07:37Speaker 4: So we answered that question, and I said that Gina
- 1:07:40Speaker 4: and Greg they're each individually going through something, but it's
- 1:07:42Speaker 4: the same situation problem, right.
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: And whether whatever advice we get, I don't know if
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: I can follow it because I hate confrontations very much.
- 1:07:49Speaker 5: Same like Greg and I are basically the same the situation.
- 1:07:52Speaker 5: So I'll tell you mine and then yeah, I think it's.
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: How to break up with the friends.
- 1:07:56Speaker 5: Yeah, so we're all we hear all day, all night
- 1:07:58Speaker 5: about you know. Magazine article was like, how do you
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: break up in a relationship and a boyfriend's note whatever?
- 1:08:03Speaker 5: How do you break up with a friend that you
- 1:08:05Speaker 5: just don't want to be in your friend group anymore?
- 1:08:08Speaker 5: Like you don't want that person around as a friend.
- 1:08:12Speaker 5: It's much more complicated. I think that an actual relationship.
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: Breakup because it's not just you and this person. This
- 1:08:17Speaker 4: is exactly at the group.
- 1:08:20Speaker 5: Exactly, and they're a pain in my ass. I've I've
- 1:08:24Speaker 5: had it. I have a long fuse. As you guys know,
- 1:08:26Speaker 5: I'm not like quick to like, you know, write people off.
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: But what's the main issue. That's they're the hard.
- 1:08:36Speaker 5: They're incredibly I don't know why, I don't know what
- 1:08:40Speaker 5: it is, super super nice like in our friend group
- 1:08:43Speaker 5: and then says something really issuy to me specifically every time.
- 1:08:47Speaker 5: I don't know, she's got a fake Yeah she was,
- 1:08:49Speaker 5: She's got like a I got like a target on
- 1:08:51Speaker 5: my back with this one person. I don't know what
- 1:08:53Speaker 5: I did. I don't know what the problem is, but
- 1:08:55Speaker 5: I'm done dealing with her. I'm done. I'm getting the looks,
- 1:08:58Speaker 5: I get the eye roll, like there's always like and
- 1:09:00Speaker 5: not like my friends are super funny, Like if you're funny,
- 1:09:02Speaker 5: I'll laugh at anything at my expense, I love it.
- 1:09:05Speaker 5: This one just says like stuff that is just ru Yeah,
- 1:09:08Speaker 5: I'm done with this person.
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: This person going for a decade.
- 1:09:13Speaker 5: We used to be one on one friends, but over
- 1:09:15Speaker 5: the years that's that stopped. And so I just don't
- 1:09:18Speaker 5: even want.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: Did you bring this person into the friends.
- 1:09:20Speaker 5: Gu And and how do I tell my other friends? Like, look,
- 1:09:24Speaker 5: you do what you want, and I don't want to
- 1:09:25Speaker 5: cause drama, but if we're all going out as a group, like,
- 1:09:28Speaker 5: let me know in advance, I'm not going, like I'm
- 1:09:30Speaker 5: done with this person.
- 1:09:32Speaker 4: Oh so not even to hang out in a group together.
- 1:09:34Speaker 5: I would rather not That's how I would do it.
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: Then just tell your friends that you actually like, like, hey,
- 1:09:40Speaker 3: if you want to hang with her, cool, But I'm
- 1:09:41Speaker 3: not gonna be.
- 1:09:42Speaker 5: Hard, so I don't ever have to tell her anything specifically.
- 1:09:44Speaker 7: I mean, is she contacting you at all to hang out?
- 1:09:47Speaker 10: Yes?
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: Oh?
- 1:09:48Speaker 5: One on one sometimes like hey girl, and I'm like, nah, no,
- 1:09:52Speaker 5: she has no idea. I don't know.
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: She seems pretty oblivious to me. Are you comfortable enough
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: with her to have a one on one conversation and say,
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: why is it that when this comes up you aim
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: everything at me?
- 1:10:03Speaker 5: I did that like five years ago, and I was
- 1:10:05Speaker 5: told like, I was, like, you're being exciting.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: Whatever.
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: Here's a couple of solutions. Uh, this one on the
- 1:10:13Speaker 4: text fighter?
- 1:10:14Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, can I help an organize my proxy?
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: Bring your to sparring.
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: I'm dealing with right now, Gina. Every conversation turns to politics,
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: and I'm so over it.
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: I get it.
- 1:10:25Speaker 5: How do you shake a friend when you're an adult?
- 1:10:29Speaker 4: It's so difficult and so great and I don't want
- 1:10:31Speaker 4: to have the direct conversation. Is that what you're asking?
- 1:10:34Speaker 4: Because that means the thing?
- 1:10:35Speaker 5: I mean, I guess that's an option.
- 1:10:36Speaker 4: Like the answer is like, hey, look, you know, how
- 1:10:39Speaker 4: do you do the breakup speech?
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: The same?
- 1:10:41Speaker 4: But you would have a breakup with anybody else, like
- 1:10:43Speaker 4: tell them why something's not working for you, and you know,
- 1:10:47Speaker 4: and at least even if you say, like I'd rather
- 1:10:50Speaker 4: not hang out anymore, you've had that conversation, and so
- 1:10:52Speaker 4: when you don't show up for the group thing, they'll
- 1:10:55Speaker 4: get the hint like literally.
- 1:10:57Speaker 5: Say I'd rather not hang out with you anymore.
- 1:10:59Speaker 4: That when something the next time, because if it happens
- 1:11:01Speaker 4: all the time, the next time they start you know
- 1:11:03Speaker 4: yeah and you know getting after you or whatever that
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: is pison. You go, hey, can we talk about this
- 1:11:09Speaker 4: really quick because this is this is driving me crazy.
- 1:11:11Speaker 5: So wait until it happens and address it.
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: Because it happens all the time. Just wait, wait a minute,
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: because if her response is you're crazy, that doesn't happen,
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: you could point it out the minute it happens. See
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: like right there, you didn't pick on anybody else but me, Yeah,
- 1:11:25Speaker 2: and this is what I was talking about. Yeah.
- 1:11:26Speaker 4: Or even if it's like where you're all hanging out
- 1:11:28Speaker 4: as a group and she does something like that, text
- 1:11:31Speaker 4: her afterwards saying, hey, uh, you know, hit me up
- 1:11:34Speaker 4: when you have a couple of minutes to chat and
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: they go, hey, you just want to point out like
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: this has been bothering me for a while today blah
- 1:11:40Speaker 4: blah blah blah blah, and then give her the example
- 1:11:41Speaker 4: from that day something whatever the thing that was, it
- 1:11:44Speaker 4: just happened.
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: That's good, right, and then so that way it's established.
- 1:11:47Speaker 5: And then when she ultimately says like, oh, you're just
- 1:11:49Speaker 5: being sensitive and then bye, bitch, I guess I'm.
- 1:11:51Speaker 3: Saying exactly then, so I don't I can't write.
- 1:11:53Speaker 4: That would be okay, okay, certainly I'm not important enough
- 1:11:56Speaker 4: for you to care what I'm telling you. At least
- 1:11:59Speaker 4: I have that, like, hey, I could have just I
- 1:12:01Speaker 4: could have just ghosted you. But because of our history
- 1:12:05Speaker 4: or whatever I felt history, I wanted to explain this
- 1:12:08Speaker 4: to you at least bring it to your attention if
- 1:12:11Speaker 4: you weren't aware of But apparently you are aware and
- 1:12:12Speaker 4: just don't care, so and then then you can that's easy.
- 1:12:16Speaker 5: I'm going to write that down. Apparently you are aware
- 1:12:18Speaker 5: of it and you just don't care. I think that's kind.
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: That's it, all right, are you? I do you know
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: that guy John breaks bad news?
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: I would love to do that, you'd be so because
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: I don't care, Like, I'll call somebody for you.
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: Greg, I think I might need that. Yeah, I have
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: no problem.
- 1:12:39Speaker 4: Calling, like, hey, apparently you've been like a thunderbitch to Gina.
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: Gina.
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: Gina doesn't have the nerve to tell yourself she's she's out.
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: Yeah, no no.
- 1:12:51Speaker 4: More, no more hanging out anything you'd like me to
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: pass back to her? No, okay, cool?
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: Take care.
- 1:12:57Speaker 5: That would seriously be a win win for me because
- 1:12:59Speaker 5: I don't have to do it and it's done.
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: But then you could never be part of that group
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: again with her there.
- 1:13:04Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't want you anyway, that's true.
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: If you don't care, I wouldn't mind breaking bad news.
- 1:13:09Speaker 5: Oh that such a good job.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: I mean not the mode John's lawn. Well, right, but
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: you'd be fine with it. You like comfort, Well, you
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: don't like competition.
- 1:13:16Speaker 4: But look, there's Walmart, there's Target. Like I'm sure you
- 1:13:19Speaker 4: know John, John's the professional whatever. I'm just somebody. Yeah,
- 1:13:24Speaker 4: the competition has never made anybody worse, right exactly, John, Yeah,
- 1:13:29Speaker 4: like it just it kills complacency, Yeah, totally. Yeah, it's
- 1:13:32Speaker 4: the antidote to complacency.
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm in a very similar situation. But it's not
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: a friend group. This is just a one on one
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: and we just we didn't have a direct falling out.
- 1:13:43Speaker 2: It's just been time and distance where we really have
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: nothing in common anymore. I recently found out that he's
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: been bad mouthing me behind my back about ancient history,
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: stuff about like my divorce and this, that and the
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: other stuff. That was when I fou found out he
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: had been saying. It was really hurtful. And I'm at
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: the point now where for the past Oh, I don't know.
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: I want to say two years, Hey, I'll be in town.
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: Do you want to hang out? And I have to
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: concoct some sort of oh, really, see you know town.
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: The day that you're in town, Oh, next, okay, cool,
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: I'll hit you up next time. The next time, same thing. Oh,
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: that's the weekend. I'll be somewhere else.
- 1:14:22Speaker 5: You're already actively avoiding them.
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's like, do I finally just say, you
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: know what? Can you just stop trying? Yeah? You know,
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: but I don't want to do that. I don't want
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: to not not him.
- 1:14:35Speaker 14: No, No, it's a long time. Yeah, it's yeah.
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: Can we make suggestions people?
- 1:14:48Speaker 7: We don't like that you hang out?
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: We vote. Yeah, I've done the same thing with that
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: guy like you just wrote down. I've maybe told a
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: white lie here and there like oh yeah.
- 1:15:00Speaker 7: I'm going to be And I thought it was no.
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, this is another one. You basically just
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: want to make it official. I kind of want to
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: just say stop trying. Yeah, you know, damn, but I
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: also can I just don't know how. And we've been
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: friends for I want to say, thirty years. Damn.
- 1:15:16Speaker 4: Wow, it's very weird. That'd be another fun game, by
- 1:15:20Speaker 4: the way, where like we all get to vote who
- 1:15:22Speaker 4: Menace has to break up with as a friend, or
- 1:15:24Speaker 4: like who Gina has to break up But then you
- 1:15:26Speaker 4: just pick who is somebody in your friend group and
- 1:15:28Speaker 4: you need to tell them who they need to stop
- 1:15:29Speaker 4: hanging out, and then they have to do it.
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: You would hand me a book of rocked on a
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: couple we don't like I did.
- 1:15:37Speaker 4: Greg seems to track the world's most annoying women.
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know what they called fag hags fruit flies.
- 1:15:46Speaker 4: Yeah's say there was another one that I heard recently.
- 1:15:48Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, you know, I fits. And then anyway,
- 1:15:52Speaker 4: there's a love you myographic and the more obnoxious loud
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: over the top of Naxos.
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: They find Greg and we have fun.
- 1:16:04Speaker 5: Yeah, exhausting.
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: The most recent one was, oh, I've.
- 1:16:09Speaker 5: Never heard of this one, a flame dame.
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: Just like now, there's another one that I heard recently
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, that was a new one.
- 1:16:16Speaker 4: I hadn't heard that one before. I'll find it god.
- 1:16:20Speaker 4: But okay, can I just ask you real quick? So
- 1:16:23Speaker 4: you heard through the grapevine as this person was saying
- 1:16:26Speaker 4: saying something bad about you. Now, I just want to
- 1:16:28Speaker 4: ask the person that told you this information. Are we
- 1:16:31Speaker 4: sure this is not something that that person wanted to say,
- 1:16:35Speaker 4: because sometimes that person will say say some stuff just
- 1:16:39Speaker 4: around another person.
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: Say so and so said it.
- 1:16:42Speaker 7: But yeah, but it's really them saying.
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: That's a great question because that doesn't.
- 1:16:46Speaker 7: Need to verify that is possible to verify that, because
- 1:16:50Speaker 7: I know plenty of people that will I never back
- 1:16:53Speaker 7: with another person in the room and just so they
- 1:16:55Speaker 7: can say, oh yeah.
- 1:16:56Speaker 4: Yeah, I just had to give never thought about that.
- 1:16:58Speaker 4: I just had to give this advice to my son.
- 1:17:01Speaker 4: And my son's sixteen, so, like, you know, kids are dicks, yep.
- 1:17:05Speaker 4: But he's got this one friend and he's just an instigator.
- 1:17:08Speaker 4: I said, dude, you got to stay away from this
- 1:17:10Speaker 4: guy because he's playing both sides. He's telling the other
- 1:17:12Speaker 4: person in the friendship, oh well, you know you're talking
- 1:17:15Speaker 4: about him like so, like you know, he's a let's
- 1:17:18Speaker 4: say like it's me, Greg, Menace. This is the these
- 1:17:21Speaker 4: are the three friends involved.
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: Right, I'm I'm the the model man. Yeah, the middle
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: of each other.
- 1:17:26Speaker 4: Yes, I believe Menace and blah blah blahlah blah. You
- 1:17:29Speaker 4: know what Mena said. Mena said blah bah blah blah blah.
- 1:17:31Speaker 4: And then we can you know, commiserate or whatever. And
- 1:17:33Speaker 4: then you know, Greg would tell me something whatever, and
- 1:17:35Speaker 4: then I goes as he meant, can you believe Greg?
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: You know what Greg said? George?
- 1:17:41Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, So they're they're you know, they're they're pitting
- 1:17:45Speaker 4: him against the other person, and like all the drama
- 1:17:48Speaker 4: is stemming. It all comes from the same person. I said, Dude,
- 1:17:51Speaker 4: that's the person you got to cut out. Guy's got
- 1:17:53Speaker 4: to go because they're the one, Like they're they're fuel
- 1:17:56Speaker 4: is the drama.
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: They live off of that. So they're just keeping it
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: and they're playing all sides so that you'll like confide
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: in them and tell them some they can then turn
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: around and tell the other person.
- 1:18:04Speaker 4: So you got to cut that off.
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: Yeah, got to cut it off all together. Verification. Greg. Yeah,
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: that's a great point that you brought up. And I'm
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: now thinking that I need to have Woody just call this. Yeah,
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: I'll do. We have a list we'd like, you know,
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: But what's it like?
- 1:18:22Speaker 4: But what what is the most annoying Like, what is
- 1:18:24Speaker 4: the most single, most annoying element of this?
- 1:18:27Speaker 5: It sounds like for you, is they keep contacting you
- 1:18:30Speaker 5: want to.
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: Hang out with Like, yeah, honestly, that's what's annoying me
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: the most. Like have you not gotten the picture that?
- 1:18:36Speaker 4: But like the reason why, Like what's the main reason
- 1:18:38Speaker 4: why you don't want them? Kind of because people that
- 1:18:40Speaker 4: you know, there's a problem with you, if you're cool
- 1:18:42Speaker 4: and whatever. But what's the one.
- 1:18:44Speaker 2: Thing that I have? This one friend who turned you
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: off also friends with this guy, and he no longer
- 1:18:48Speaker 2: talks to him anymore. He said everything was great many
- 1:18:51Speaker 2: many many years ago. Today we're just no longer friends.
- 1:18:55Speaker 2: We're not compatible anymore. There's really nothing to catch up on.
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: There's nothing that I really can care to keep in
- 1:19:01Speaker 2: touch about. So it's just nothing really happened.
- 1:19:05Speaker 5: It's just that you're not growing apart gracefully. This You
- 1:19:07Speaker 5: just can't shake this guy.
- 1:19:08Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And it's kind of like, what what are
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: you trying to preserve? There's nothing to.
- 1:19:13Speaker 7: Have another guest.
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: This guy. Yeah, is it this guy? No, I haven't
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: talked to that guy, ag already. I like that. That
- 1:19:24Speaker 2: guy's fun. He's a party.
- 1:19:26Speaker 4: Yeah, that guy's it's amazing. That guy's still a lot.
- 1:19:28Speaker 4: It's a miracle. He'll say it himself, it's.
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: A miracle a homo honey. No, that's not it. I'm
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: trying to think of the other term. I don't remember
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: what it was that you just heard.
- 1:19:41Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I didn't tell Greg right away. I don't
- 1:19:44Speaker 4: think that would have been like thinking about like when
- 1:19:46Speaker 4: I heard that, I remember thinking, oh, that's a really
- 1:19:48Speaker 4: good one. Naturally I would have just called Greg immediately.
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: Yeah, told him about it. Fruitfly homo honey, queen bee,
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: fairy godmother.
- 1:19:56Speaker 5: Here's what I've never heard for guys that hang out
- 1:19:58Speaker 5: with lesbians A lesbi oh.
- 1:20:02Speaker 4: A lesbro'. That's that's pretty good. At four, Wooding hit
- 1:20:09Speaker 4: us up with the text over to two two nine
- 1:20:10Speaker 4: eight seven. Got any thoughts for for Greg or Gina
- 1:20:13Speaker 4: in their situation? Although there's a lot on this is Yeah,
- 1:20:15Speaker 4: just like, what are you doing? I know that's tempting
- 1:20:20Speaker 4: and you know it could be a new bit. Yeah,
- 1:20:23Speaker 4: we'll get double use out of it, you know what
- 1:20:24Speaker 4: I mean. It solves your.
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: Problem and we have great content.
- 1:20:27Speaker 4: Yeah, we get some we get some content out of it.
- 1:20:29Speaker 4: Yeah right, Yeah, it's like John breaks bad news, undercutting edition.
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: Yeah. I probably have a heart attack though when the
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: day came.
- 1:20:37Speaker 4: Or let's just reach out to John breaks bad news
- 1:20:39Speaker 4: and set him on it.
- 1:20:41Speaker 5: That's yeah, he already knows how to do it. Yeah,
- 1:20:43Speaker 5: and he does not care.
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: No, it's great. Yeah, I too much.
- 1:20:48Speaker 5: I'm same.
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: Oh, he puts the G in Garcia. So call sports yea, Hey,
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- 1:22:40Speaker 4: I had another great idea to kind of add on
- 1:22:43Speaker 4: to the whole, like I'll call Greg's friend, I'll call
- 1:22:46Speaker 4: about to be former friend. I got no problem with that.
- 1:22:50Speaker 4: What if we had it? Oh my god, Hey, baby,
- 1:22:54Speaker 4: how you doing?
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: You were lighting the blow?
- 1:22:58Speaker 4: So Greg's car? Done being your friend? I don't know,
- 1:23:02Speaker 4: tell you dragon the latest number.
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all good, all right, it would be awesome.
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: It would be funny. I don't like Chris, he's like
- 1:23:16Speaker 2: a hitman.
- 1:23:17Speaker 5: Rather, I think I like it for mine.
- 1:23:19Speaker 4: Baby said, got bad news, Gina, don't want to be
- 1:23:23Speaker 4: your friend no more?
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: Why are you always being a bitch? Yeah?
- 1:23:28Speaker 4: Yeah, Now she might try to dig some information out
- 1:23:30Speaker 4: of your friend about.
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: Her issue with you.
- 1:23:32Speaker 5: I'd love to find out what it is, what's going on.
- 1:23:35Speaker 5: I'd be even better.
- 1:23:36Speaker 4: Yeah, so we said breaking bad news.
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: Nice, I like it is your friend Gina married? Yes, okay,
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: so it's not a jealousy thing like, oh, I wish
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: I was married. Oh, she just really wants my husband.
- 1:23:49Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:23:51Speaker 7: You know something else that's not totally on the same topic,
- 1:23:54Speaker 7: but something I definitely adopted that what he has been
- 1:23:57Speaker 7: talking about. If they don't reach out to me, I
- 1:24:00Speaker 7: had reached it out to them many Yeah.
- 1:24:01Speaker 4: I saw Yeah, I saw this right around New Year's
- 1:24:05Speaker 4: and it was like on social media a lot it said, uh,
- 1:24:08Speaker 4: call who calls you, visits who visits you?
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: Yeah, and then everybody else you know helps you. Yeah.
- 1:24:15Speaker 4: That makes a lot of sense because for the longest time,
- 1:24:19Speaker 4: and I've gotten I've gotten good at this over the
- 1:24:21Speaker 4: last handful of years. There were like a number of
- 1:24:24Speaker 4: people where I was the one always making the effort,
- 1:24:26Speaker 4: always reaching out, and then I just I ended that
- 1:24:31Speaker 4: and just a lot of areas of my life.
- 1:24:34Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
- 1:24:34Speaker 4: If it's not whatever it is professionally, uh, personally, Uh,
- 1:24:40Speaker 4: whether it's just you or in a relationship, if something's not.
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: Working, end it. Yeah, didn't stop wasting time. Didn't you
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: literally delete numbers? Yes, Oh I should see I was
- 1:24:52Speaker 2: considering that or just change it so don't pick up. Yeah, well,
- 1:24:56Speaker 2: because then you know, uh, if it's somebody who's not
- 1:24:59Speaker 2: listed in your phone, is a name, it does that
- 1:25:01Speaker 2: whole thing where it screens, it doesn't even ring.
- 1:25:03Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: That's a good idea.
- 1:25:04Speaker 4: Yeah, I just think, you know, it just thinks that
- 1:25:07Speaker 4: it's a it's a spam call, Yeah, a robo call.
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: Right. And I still have people's numbers who have passed away, correct, Yeah,
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: because I feel guilty about it. Yeah, those those those
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: I kept to leave that. Yeah, if you.
- 1:25:19Speaker 4: Only reach out to who's reaching out, who's going to
- 1:25:22Speaker 4: reach out?
- 1:25:23Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a catch twenty.
- 1:25:24Speaker 4: Two no, right, if you only reach out if I
- 1:25:27Speaker 4: reach out the last four times, Yeah, it's got to
- 1:25:30Speaker 4: be a two way stream.
- 1:25:31Speaker 2: Huh.
- 1:25:31Speaker 5: Well, if somebody never reaches back out to you and
- 1:25:33Speaker 5: you ghost them, they're not going to know the difference.
- 1:25:36Speaker 2: You know, they clearly don't care.
- 1:25:37Speaker 4: Right because like they're just waiting for you to do
- 1:25:39Speaker 4: the one, to be the one to reach out. It's
- 1:25:41Speaker 4: like in relationship, so there's always the person who has
- 1:25:44Speaker 4: to initiate any kind of sexy time, right, Like the
- 1:25:47Speaker 4: other person wants you to, you know, initiate from time,
- 1:25:49Speaker 4: you know, remember show some interest.
- 1:25:51Speaker 5: A millionaire matchmaker with Patty Stanger was the millionaire matchmaker.
- 1:25:55Speaker 5: She always tells women every you should initiate every fourth time,
- 1:26:02Speaker 5: as opposed to like never an issue, not waiting around,
- 1:26:06Speaker 5: but like remember like if he's done a few times,
- 1:26:09Speaker 5: we go ahead and take charge.
- 1:26:10Speaker 7: I am caught up though, in a little situation with
- 1:26:13Speaker 7: with this starting sexy time. No, no, not calling somebody back.
- 1:26:20Speaker 7: So I was like, okay, I'm going to stop reaching
- 1:26:23Speaker 7: out to this person. And then I ran into them
- 1:26:26Speaker 7: at an event, okay, and I'm like, okay, you know.
- 1:26:28Speaker 7: It was just like we're we're like friends again, everything's cool.
- 1:26:32Speaker 7: But I go, I'm still not going to reach out
- 1:26:33Speaker 7: to this person. And at the event they were like
- 1:26:37Speaker 7: talking mad smack on somebody. And then I would say
- 1:26:41Speaker 7: three months later, they did this whole social post on
- 1:26:45Speaker 7: how awesome this person was, and I go, you were
- 1:26:47Speaker 7: talking my ear off for like an hour, how terrible.
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: This person was.
- 1:26:51Speaker 4: Yeah, Now there was there something going on at that moment,
- 1:26:54Speaker 4: like people have, right, like you have like a course,
- 1:26:57Speaker 4: you know, like you might be fighting.
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: With your or your wife.
- 1:27:01Speaker 4: It doesn't mean that you hate them, It just that
- 1:27:03Speaker 4: day moment, in that moment, or maybe you're going through
- 1:27:05Speaker 4: a rough patch.
- 1:27:06Speaker 7: Yeah, Like I really, I honestly I don't know what
- 1:27:11Speaker 7: the real story is behind that. But then that person
- 1:27:15Speaker 7: who I said that I would not contact unless they
- 1:27:17Speaker 7: contacted me has tried to reach out and I have
- 1:27:20Speaker 7: not replied yet.
- 1:27:21Speaker 2: So I'm like, damn, what do I do?
- 1:27:22Speaker 7: I know, like, I didn't really like that social post thing. Also,
- 1:27:26Speaker 7: I was already not calling.
- 1:27:27Speaker 2: You right well that whole thing contact, who contacts you, call,
- 1:27:31Speaker 2: who calls you. I just wish that I could avoid
- 1:27:34Speaker 2: the confrontation with this particular friend and have him figure
- 1:27:38Speaker 2: out that I'm not reaching out to him. Okay, it's
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: like you do. Here's another question.
- 1:27:42Speaker 4: I'm really excited about the idea of calling people with
- 1:27:44Speaker 4: bad news, like breaking up with somebody who's just like,
- 1:27:49Speaker 4: you know, talking smack on Gina in front of her.
- 1:27:51Speaker 4: Like I would have no problem calling that person. I
- 1:27:53Speaker 4: kind of want to do it, but I don't want
- 1:27:56Speaker 4: to mow John's lawn, right, But why does.
- 1:27:59Speaker 2: He why does he get a corner the market? Right?
- 1:28:01Speaker 4: Like you said, like somebody saw somebody saw seven eleven.
- 1:28:04Speaker 4: You're like, wait a minute, it's not like a well,
- 1:28:08Speaker 4: that idea is off the table.
- 1:28:10Speaker 5: Would you consider the seven eleven a quick trip inside
- 1:28:13Speaker 5: the store?
- 1:28:16Speaker 2: Social circle k.
- 1:28:18Speaker 7: This is how you do it properly. You reach out
- 1:28:20Speaker 7: to John see if he wants to collaborate. If he's
- 1:28:23Speaker 7: not interested, hit him up then you're fine. Or just say, hey, man,
- 1:28:26Speaker 7: can I be like a guest on your on your podcast?
- 1:28:29Speaker 7: Can I call someone with some you know, some news?
- 1:28:32Speaker 7: I mean yeah, I'll reach out to him show yeah, yeah,
- 1:28:35Speaker 7: hit him up, all right, he's.
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: Down to clad. If if you're not involved it, it would
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: be so much easier, like if you're doing it on
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: somebody else's But if you're doing it for your own,
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: oh forget it. Hate conversation.
- 1:28:47Speaker 5: If it's for other people, I kind of don't care.
- 1:28:49Speaker 5: But if it's fine, like, it's fine, just leave it alone.
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: I could do Genus friend too, Yeah, totally, let's just switch.
- 1:28:54Speaker 4: Yeah, Tom Will. It could be sponsored by John breaks
- 1:28:58Speaker 4: bad news, Yeah yeah.
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: Tell him Gina needs him?
- 1:29:01Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, and I don't Yeah right, I think we
- 1:29:07Speaker 4: made Greg do his on the air.
- 1:29:09Speaker 2: Oh no, come on, gallot, I mean I'll consider all options, alright,
- 1:29:16Speaker 2: eight seven.
- 1:29:18Speaker 4: Text over to two nine eight seven. I forgot a
- 1:29:21Speaker 4: couple of Van Christies. O. No, I know, so Greg
- 1:29:25Speaker 4: don't want to be friends with you?
- 1:29:26Speaker 2: No, more and no John breaks bad news in a minute.
- 1:29:31Speaker 7: Yeah he's up to one point four million follows.
- 1:29:34Speaker 4: Oh good for him, he's huge. Yeah, good for him.
- 1:29:36Speaker 4: Damn Yeah, all right, man reach out and let him.
- 1:29:39Speaker 4: Let me know what he says. We might need his help. Yeah,
- 1:29:41Speaker 4: I just want to be They do like a like
- 1:29:43Speaker 4: a you know, like ride along a guest host or
- 1:29:46Speaker 4: something like that.
- 1:29:47Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be fun. It's like a cop right along? Right,
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: all right? More what he shows next? Take on show
- 1:29:57Speaker 2: great love.
- 1:30:06Speaker 4: We got the Craigslist prices right coming up for you
- 1:30:09Speaker 4: right this hour, the phones for that eight seven, seven
- 1:30:14Speaker 4: forty four.
- 1:30:15Speaker 2: What do you not yet? Not yet? I'm just not
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: you know what's coming up? We got that?
- 1:30:21Speaker 4: Oh Sammy got excited, you guys. Yes, something happened here
- 1:30:25Speaker 4: at the radio station. And then it was a big letdown.
- 1:30:29Speaker 7: Yes, I know.
- 1:30:31Speaker 8: I was so excited because I walked into the women's
- 1:30:35Speaker 8: bathroom and on the counter was a little jar of
- 1:30:39Speaker 8: tampons and I was like, shut up, we have tampons now.
- 1:30:41Speaker 8: And then I got closer and there was a sign
- 1:30:44Speaker 8: on it that said courtesy.
- 1:30:45Speaker 2: Of Sea Bass. Wow, I know, yeah, I have it.
- 1:30:51Speaker 11: Let me.
- 1:30:52Speaker 2: I was waiting for you to do this because yes.
- 1:30:58Speaker 3: Y'all know they do this in the other.
- 1:31:01Speaker 4: Okay, So yeah, so Sea Bass. For years, there's a
- 1:31:06Speaker 4: you know, copy machine out in the hallway by the
- 1:31:08Speaker 4: by the studio, and he will bring up new like
- 1:31:12Speaker 4: reams of paper, but he has to write on the
- 1:31:14Speaker 4: outside of the courtesy of Sea Bass.
- 1:31:17Speaker 2: Yes, because he's been leaving that.
- 1:31:19Speaker 4: Yeah, courtesy of Sea Bass. Courtesy of Sea Bass, you know.
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:31:22Speaker 4: So he's like, well, I have a new courtesy of
- 1:31:23Speaker 4: Sea Bass offering.
- 1:31:27Speaker 2: Everybody Sea Bass.
- 1:31:28Speaker 3: Did you buy those or did you steal them from
- 1:31:30Speaker 3: the downstairs bathroom.
- 1:31:31Speaker 2: Let's be more clear. It doesn't say courtesy of.
- 1:31:33Speaker 8: Okay, it says courtesy of Sebastian from the Woody Show.
- 1:31:37Speaker 8: He appreciates, appreciates you parentheses and is available for endorsements.
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: Because this room during the sales. I like that.
- 1:31:50Speaker 6: So what Morgan's saying is so as I was putting
- 1:31:52Speaker 6: out my again, as I mentioned last week or two ago,
- 1:31:55Speaker 6: when I said, hey, we don't have tampons here at
- 1:31:57Speaker 6: this at this office, and women deserve you.
- 1:32:00Speaker 2: Know they don't because we brought it up on the air.
- 1:32:01Speaker 2: We brought it up. You guys told me and they
- 1:32:04Speaker 2: Gina made the argument, oh, they should be free. It
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: should be free.
- 1:32:07Speaker 6: To Morgan's point, as I was going about Sea Bass,
- 1:32:09Speaker 6: the tampon Faerry handing out free tampons, I went down.
- 1:32:14Speaker 6: I went downstairs to their their bathroom and the women's
- 1:32:16Speaker 6: bathroom downstairs. It's like tamp PACs airlifted a crate of crap. Really,
- 1:32:22Speaker 6: go downstairs to the women's bathroom.
- 1:32:24Speaker 4: They have ears and you know what else they do
- 1:32:27Speaker 4: for our sister station. I guess a bunch of people
- 1:32:29Speaker 4: chip in and they have like a big giant snack drawer.
- 1:32:31Speaker 2: Yeah, they do.
- 1:32:32Speaker 5: I've seen it, cookies and chips.
- 1:32:35Speaker 3: That the same girl that supplies the tampons. Yeah, I
- 1:32:37Speaker 3: haven't paid for a tampon.
- 1:32:38Speaker 2: And over a year. Michelle is like a fairy god man.
- 1:32:40Speaker 2: Oh babe, So Michelle for the downstairs Sea bassard the
- 1:32:43Speaker 2: upstairs right out here tamping up.
- 1:32:46Speaker 6: Two feminists serving you. Yeah, I noticed too about this
- 1:32:50Speaker 6: sign that I made, Sammy. It says Purtce is a
- 1:32:52Speaker 6: bash but gray because it's for women. It's kind of
- 1:32:55Speaker 6: like it's very pastel and it's got flowers that.
- 1:32:59Speaker 2: A bubble on the edge of the letters.
- 1:33:01Speaker 5: Sammy Morgan I don't know if you feel my own this.
- 1:33:03Speaker 3: I don't know if I could use those why because
- 1:33:05Speaker 3: you're thinking of, yeah, well you didn't answer my question.
- 1:33:08Speaker 3: Did you buy them yourself?
- 1:33:10Speaker 2: I sure did. Wow. Okay, there's just a third layer
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: of this.
- 1:33:15Speaker 3: Let me see a bunch of Tampa.
- 1:33:17Speaker 2: Amazon third layer to this.
- 1:33:19Speaker 5: You did get the good ones. Tampa did get the
- 1:33:22Speaker 5: first us.
- 1:33:25Speaker 2: Because I know women like cute stuff and they have
- 1:33:27Speaker 2: to everything.
- 1:33:29Speaker 5: But he did get the high end.
- 1:33:32Speaker 6: Actually a really points every time you're down there inserting
- 1:33:36Speaker 6: in crammon, got to.
- 1:33:37Speaker 5: Think about I don't know if I can do it,
- 1:33:40Speaker 5: even though he did get that top shelf tampons.
- 1:33:43Speaker 4: Random question like I know that you know people will
- 1:33:47Speaker 4: dedicate in a in a hotel, this is the sleeping bed,
- 1:33:49Speaker 4: the sex bed or uh here at the radio station
- 1:33:53Speaker 4: or work wherever you work, one bathroom will be the
- 1:33:56Speaker 4: pooping bathroom. And do women do you have there is
- 1:34:01Speaker 4: there a tampon changing bathroom? Like will you go to
- 1:34:03Speaker 4: a different bathroom for changing tampons? Then you will just
- 1:34:07Speaker 4: for like a quick you know, don't upace. Well, it's
- 1:34:10Speaker 4: not about needing space like some people will go more.
- 1:34:12Speaker 4: It's almost like how people go out in the woods
- 1:34:14Speaker 4: because they're shameful, like you know, for.
- 1:34:16Speaker 5: Go to a period hut of our periods, Like.
- 1:34:20Speaker 4: You shouldn't be embarrassed about taking a dump either, but
- 1:34:22Speaker 4: people are. And there's like more more perceived privacy even
- 1:34:29Speaker 4: though they're both you know, open to whoever in the
- 1:34:31Speaker 4: office about single seaters.
- 1:34:32Speaker 5: I don't think women care.
- 1:34:34Speaker 2: It was like, you don't run down to the first
- 1:34:35Speaker 2: floor bathroom.
- 1:34:37Speaker 4: I was wondering, like, why why are there tampons in
- 1:34:40Speaker 4: one bathroom but not the other.
- 1:34:41Speaker 2: It's just because somebody else, I guess already you know
- 1:34:43Speaker 2: that one. Because now it's like adopt the highway.
- 1:34:45Speaker 4: You just you you know the people downstairs and Michelle downstairs, Yeah,
- 1:34:49Speaker 4: adopted that bathroom.
- 1:34:50Speaker 2: She took care of the period stuff down there. And
- 1:34:53Speaker 2: now you have you have. You're welcome.
- 1:34:56Speaker 7: We go in business and we buy like a machine
- 1:34:59Speaker 7: that distributes them, you know.
- 1:35:01Speaker 2: Because they want them for free. They should be free.
- 1:35:04Speaker 5: Should be free, I should because it's because we have
- 1:35:09Speaker 5: to deal with having a period. It's not like like
- 1:35:12Speaker 5: why first of all, why would they be taxed?
- 1:35:15Speaker 2: They should just.
- 1:35:15Speaker 6: Be at the office because it's an expense that we
- 1:35:20Speaker 6: didn't ask for.
- 1:35:22Speaker 2: So, here's a better analogy for the ladies. Doesn't so,
- 1:35:27Speaker 2: here's here's the better analogy for you ladies.
- 1:35:29Speaker 6: Uh, we don't go into the bathroom and pay for
- 1:35:32Speaker 6: squares of toilet paper. Why are we paying for? Another?
- 1:35:35Speaker 3: Different argument?
- 1:35:36Speaker 2: No, I think I think it's an analogy. Is I
- 1:35:39Speaker 2: like it? That makes that makes more sense?
- 1:35:41Speaker 6: Yeah, this is a natural thing that's a regular part
- 1:35:44Speaker 6: of our bodily function. You're not making us pay for
- 1:35:46Speaker 6: toilet paper and towels or soap.
- 1:35:50Speaker 2: Is why they should be free, the tampons. That's why
- 1:35:52Speaker 2: I put them there.
- 1:35:55Speaker 5: Like you said, like it's a it's a provided service
- 1:35:58Speaker 5: in the bathroom because.
- 1:35:59Speaker 6: It's a bodily The whole thing is ridiculous because then
- 1:36:02Speaker 6: you could apply that again to soap and toilet paper,
- 1:36:05Speaker 6: et cetera.
- 1:36:05Speaker 4: Okay, we should Uh did American psychle go into the
- 1:36:08Speaker 4: women's room to place these there?
- 1:36:10Speaker 2: That's a good question. Stuff, mister Bateman.
- 1:36:13Speaker 3: Did you put cameras in there?
- 1:36:14Speaker 2: I went in.
- 1:36:15Speaker 6: I specifically went in Sunday morning, eight am, when no
- 1:36:18Speaker 6: one's in this office. I knocked and I said hello.
- 1:36:23Speaker 2: Housekeeping.
- 1:36:25Speaker 6: The light was off, meaning that no one had been in.
- 1:36:27Speaker 6: You know, it's the motion detection. I was out there
- 1:36:29Speaker 6: and I went in. I placed my gift to you ladies.
- 1:36:34Speaker 5: I mean, the thing is, it's hard to say no
- 1:36:35Speaker 5: because he got the good ones. He didn't get the
- 1:36:38Speaker 5: like cardboard one hashtag thoughtful.
- 1:36:40Speaker 2: You know how you can get which ones are good?
- 1:36:42Speaker 4: You know how you get your business name and your
- 1:36:43Speaker 4: phone number and your logo like on a pen or.
- 1:36:46Speaker 2: Little Little Leaue baseball team Sea Bass.
- 1:36:49Speaker 4: You know, I'm saying like you should be able to
- 1:36:50Speaker 4: get like where there was like custom wrappers or it's
- 1:36:52Speaker 4: like Sea Bass's face on the wrapper.
- 1:36:54Speaker 2: I saw that on the applicator.
- 1:36:57Speaker 7: Yeah, the literally because yeah, now do we look at
- 1:37:01Speaker 7: this all angles? Do you think there will be a complaint.
- 1:37:07Speaker 6: I think that somebody out of spite will remove the
- 1:37:10Speaker 6: sign that says courtesy of Sebastian.
- 1:37:13Speaker 2: They'll they'll enjoy my tampons.
- 1:37:18Speaker 5: Maybe, or maybe they'll just turn the box around.
- 1:37:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're right.
- 1:37:23Speaker 4: I could tell you about one thing that I heard
- 1:37:25Speaker 4: about that got a complaint about me. Yeah, oh great,
- 1:37:30Speaker 4: oh great, Like I don't know, I don't know how
- 1:37:33Speaker 4: I missed. I missed it, and then somebody said, oh,
- 1:37:36Speaker 4: well we did hear about something but wasn't quite clear
- 1:37:39Speaker 4: what it was.
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: You left a mug in the break area in the sink.
- 1:37:46Speaker 6: I don't know what you're talking about, Woodie, because this
- 1:37:48Speaker 6: is now with HR. Thanks for thanks for literally screwing me.
- 1:37:52Speaker 6: What you literally just screwed me? How do I literally
- 1:37:55Speaker 6: just screw.
- 1:37:55Speaker 2: Because it wasn't No one knew what was going on.
- 1:37:57Speaker 2: This wasn't. This was kind of being left alone. And
- 1:37:59Speaker 2: now I'm gonna have to to a meeting. Did you
- 1:38:02Speaker 2: or did you not? Okay, well, why bring it up now?
- 1:38:04Speaker 2: Because everybody told me that.
- 1:38:05Speaker 4: It was you. I told you, guys, it was no, no, no, no,
- 1:38:08Speaker 4: that's the thing that part I wasn't aware of.
- 1:38:10Speaker 6: Well, I brought it in the studio and showed Greg
- 1:38:12Speaker 6: and in Menace. This is straight up snitch in Menace.
- 1:38:15Speaker 7: Oh okay, no, no, okay, to be honest, I don't remember
- 1:38:20Speaker 7: you showing the.
- 1:38:21Speaker 11: Bug at all, okay, smart movie, No no, no, no, no,
- 1:38:24Speaker 11: I swear to god, I don't remember you showing it
- 1:38:26Speaker 11: to me. Somebody brought in the mug that was not
- 1:38:29Speaker 11: you and showed it to me because it was funny,
- 1:38:32Speaker 11: right and I was dying laughing.
- 1:38:34Speaker 6: I didn't know the person who, by the way, I'm
- 1:38:36Speaker 6: on good terms with or was until what he just
- 1:38:38Speaker 6: snitched on.
- 1:38:39Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, so you did something. I'm the person. Okay, God,
- 1:38:43Speaker 4: because I told who did it right there? That's how
- 1:38:45Speaker 4: are you not understanding this? Because I was told who
- 1:38:48Speaker 4: did it?
- 1:38:48Speaker 2: But I told you, guys, there was no, no, no, it
- 1:38:51Speaker 2: was the cat or whatever bag. It was already out. Yeah.
- 1:38:56Speaker 6: By the time it got to me, why and you
- 1:38:58Speaker 6: know that it's that someone in HR complain and now
- 1:39:01Speaker 6: you're now you're publicly putting my name on it.
- 1:39:04Speaker 2: I knew that somebody can play. Did you do it?
- 1:39:07Speaker 6: That's not the okay, well whatever, no, not whatever, No,
- 1:39:09Speaker 6: you totally just ratted me out for no reason.
- 1:39:13Speaker 2: What are you talking about? No reason? We're talking about
- 1:39:15Speaker 2: talking about reason.
- 1:39:16Speaker 4: It started with you putting courtesy tampons in my name
- 1:39:19Speaker 4: on them.
- 1:39:20Speaker 2: Yes, correct, that he's taking credit for. And I did a.
- 1:39:22Speaker 6: Small, harmless office pranks that was not a prank. That
- 1:39:26Speaker 6: was a gift to the women of this Okay.
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: Don't don't play dumb on this. I'm not playing dumb
- 1:39:31Speaker 2: on it because you.
- 1:39:32Speaker 6: Thought, oh, you know that I've got to that somebody
- 1:39:35Speaker 6: went to HR about this.
- 1:39:36Speaker 4: I did not know that somebody went to quote no,
- 1:39:38Speaker 4: I said, somebody complained because I had the person ask me, so,
- 1:39:41Speaker 4: why why wrap me out publicly rat you out? Just
- 1:39:45Speaker 4: what you just did?
- 1:39:47Speaker 2: That it's already out?
- 1:39:48Speaker 4: Is that?
- 1:39:48Speaker 2: I guess that anybody who will? Why haven't I heard
- 1:39:50Speaker 2: about it? I don't know that's them. I have no
- 1:39:53Speaker 2: idea because I have no idea why you haven't heard
- 1:39:55Speaker 2: the audience haven't heard about it?
- 1:39:57Speaker 4: How are you aware of somebody? Let me one one
- 1:40:00Speaker 4: of the one of the managers told me about it.
- 1:40:03Speaker 4: I go, it sounds about right right about like Sea
- 1:40:06Speaker 4: Bass being Sea Bass, right, it wasn't like whatever. I
- 1:40:09Speaker 4: didn't really know, like too much about it other than
- 1:40:12Speaker 4: what they told me. And I go, yeah, that sounds
- 1:40:14Speaker 4: about somebody else, said somebody else from the fourth floor.
- 1:40:18Speaker 4: I already knew who it was, like one of the
- 1:40:20Speaker 4: other hosts on the fourth floor, like, ah, if it's
- 1:40:22Speaker 4: the fifth floor, there's only one person it could be.
- 1:40:24Speaker 2: Okay, So they might have guessed no. But you know,
- 1:40:27Speaker 2: because somebody went to HR about this. You told me
- 1:40:30Speaker 2: that no.
- 1:40:30Speaker 4: Because somebody from the management on this floor told me, yes,
- 1:40:35Speaker 4: Sea Bass did this I go, yeah, that sounds that
- 1:40:37Speaker 4: sounds about right. That's a sea bass, like the the
- 1:40:40Speaker 4: ornament or the ornament I had right on the lobby
- 1:40:45Speaker 4: of the there was there was an ornament.
- 1:40:48Speaker 6: I'm not going to be too much of a dick
- 1:40:49Speaker 6: about this, but what he said that the person who
- 1:40:51Speaker 6: I made this joke about went to HR about it,
- 1:40:53Speaker 6: and now he just publicly outed me as the person
- 1:40:55Speaker 6: who did the offending prank publicly outed you.
- 1:40:59Speaker 2: Yes, that's what he just did. And let me explain
- 1:41:01Speaker 2: real quick what happened.
- 1:41:02Speaker 6: So I took an inside joke here on the show,
- 1:41:04Speaker 6: putt it up a fake coffee mug, left it in
- 1:41:06Speaker 6: the uh work kitchen. Let let that's too late now.
- 1:41:09Speaker 6: I left it there because it was funny. And by
- 1:41:11Speaker 6: the way, I'm on great terms with this person who
- 1:41:13Speaker 6: I made the joke about. I just left it there
- 1:41:15Speaker 6: and it sat there for months until like the guy
- 1:41:19Speaker 6: was like, what the hell right, and then he read
- 1:41:21Speaker 6: the mug and so on and so forth. They made
- 1:41:22Speaker 6: it look like a promotional mug for a different show.
- 1:41:24Speaker 6: But it says something foul that we say that we
- 1:41:28Speaker 6: say behind the air right now, that person apparently went
- 1:41:30Speaker 6: to HR. How do I know because what he told
- 1:41:32Speaker 6: me he went to HR and now what he just
- 1:41:34Speaker 6: and I I was hoping he would kind of die and.
- 1:41:36Speaker 4: Go away because exactly people assumed like he just said,
- 1:41:41Speaker 4: let me no confirmation. The manager person told me it
- 1:41:45Speaker 4: was you.
- 1:41:46Speaker 2: You just had assumed. No, I did not. I said,
- 1:41:48Speaker 2: they already knew, which is why they did not. This
- 1:41:50Speaker 2: is not because other people knew that it was him.
- 1:41:56Speaker 2: How I don't I know it that part, I don't know.
- 1:41:58Speaker 2: It got to me it was you who left this mug.
- 1:42:02Speaker 2: We're ruining in a great tampon story because it's a
- 1:42:06Speaker 2: time of joy.
- 1:42:07Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:42:09Speaker 6: The point is I made a joke that somebody took
- 1:42:12Speaker 6: the wrong way, and I thought it went away until
- 1:42:15Speaker 6: right now it might it might have gone away until someone.
- 1:42:19Speaker 2: Just body, I'm sure it's still away. It's it's it's
- 1:42:22Speaker 2: I say, there's no following.
- 1:42:24Speaker 4: They don't listen to this show because you're so too No,
- 1:42:26Speaker 4: because you're no. Because here here's the thing. It'd be
- 1:42:29Speaker 4: like saying, uh, the cops had no idea. No, the
- 1:42:32Speaker 4: cops are the ones who told me that it was
- 1:42:35Speaker 4: this person, So like, like, what's the secret that's that's
- 1:42:40Speaker 4: thank you that's the way.
- 1:42:41Speaker 2: What's the secret. I think it was just hoping it
- 1:42:42Speaker 2: would just fizzle.
- 1:42:43Speaker 6: I thought it had fizzled, so it probably did fizzle.
- 1:42:45Speaker 6: But if someone went to HR, there's no there's a
- 1:42:48Speaker 6: paper trail, and that's what I'm talking about. Okay, legit now,
- 1:42:51Speaker 6: don't don't act don't act exasperated.
- 1:42:54Speaker 2: You're the one who failt screwed up here? Okay eight
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: seven seven forty four. Would send us a text thanks
- 1:43:01Speaker 2: for the tampons.
- 1:43:02Speaker 4: You're welcome, Yeah, tampons. This is it was just another
- 1:43:06Speaker 4: example of sea bass office hijinks, right.
- 1:43:09Speaker 2: But you didn't think about it. Eight seven seven forty
- 1:43:12Speaker 2: four Wooding. If you like to play the Craigslist Price
- 1:43:14Speaker 2: is Right? Would a Woody show? All right?
- 1:43:21Speaker 4: We got a dumb ass contest. It's your chance to
- 1:43:23Speaker 4: win some stuff. And today we're going to play the.
- 1:43:26Speaker 2: Craigslist price is Right? All right?
- 1:43:29Speaker 4: Sody sings are being sold on Craigslist. We have the
- 1:43:32Speaker 4: ads putted out here the way to work. We'll get
- 1:43:35Speaker 4: a contest on the phone at eight seven seven forty
- 1:43:37Speaker 4: four Wooding. We'll tell everybody about one of the items
- 1:43:40Speaker 4: that are being sold on Craigslist. I'll ask somebody here
- 1:43:42Speaker 4: in the room to give me a bit on how
- 1:43:44Speaker 4: much they think that item is being sold for. And
- 1:43:47Speaker 4: then you on the phone just have to guess is
- 1:43:49Speaker 4: the actual Craigslist price higher or lower than the bid
- 1:43:52Speaker 4: that was given here in the studio. If you can
- 1:43:53Speaker 4: do that correctly, you are going to win. And we'll
- 1:43:57Speaker 4: go right to the phones and say hi to Myra. Hey,
- 1:44:00Speaker 4: what's up Myra?
- 1:44:02Speaker 2: Hi? Good morning gang. Alright, so we're gonna play.
- 1:44:05Speaker 4: The Craigslist price is right in the first item, Greg, Yes,
- 1:44:11Speaker 4: you're a fashionista. Oh I wish brown leather genuine Iguana loafers. Alright,
- 1:44:20Speaker 4: so yeah, after the whole like cooking corner chef's iguana tacos.
- 1:44:25Speaker 2: I didn't know they made any goods out of iguana.
- 1:44:28Speaker 2: I wonder how many you need?
- 1:44:30Speaker 4: A lot says this is a beautiful new pair of
- 1:44:33Speaker 4: Bruno m a g l.
- 1:44:36Speaker 2: I yeah, that's a good Molly, So I'm.
- 1:44:40Speaker 4: Saying so the g is silence, all right, Brown leather
- 1:44:44Speaker 4: genuine Iguana loafers with unique shoe design.
- 1:44:47Speaker 2: They were handcrafted in.
- 1:44:50Speaker 4: As can be seen by the sole, simply stunning shoes,
- 1:44:53Speaker 4: including the box. If you're interested, it's a size eight
- 1:44:57Speaker 4: in men's from a non s smoking, pet free home.
- 1:45:01Speaker 2: Thank god.
- 1:45:02Speaker 4: And they said you can reach out with any questions.
- 1:45:04Speaker 4: But here, let me show you a picture of the
- 1:45:05Speaker 4: iguana loafers.
- 1:45:08Speaker 12: Oh wow that.
- 1:45:11Speaker 2: I like this a lot of things. I'm going to say.
- 1:45:17Speaker 4: One hundred and fifteen, one hundred and fifteen dollars. Myra,
- 1:45:21Speaker 4: do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher lower
- 1:45:23Speaker 4: than one hundred and fifteen dollars.
- 1:45:27Speaker 8: I'm going to go over.
- 1:45:28Speaker 4: Over higher actual Craigslist price one hundred and fifty dollars. Congratulations,
- 1:45:35Speaker 4: you are a winner. Good job, Myra, Craigslist price is right.
- 1:45:38Speaker 4: All right, hang out one second, Myra, we'll get all
- 1:45:40Speaker 4: your information.
- 1:45:42Speaker 8: Oh thank you all.
- 1:45:43Speaker 2: Let's say hi to Edwin. Hey, what's up, Edwin? Let's
- 1:45:49Speaker 2: see menace. Yes, you're up.
- 1:45:52Speaker 4: It's the dog flower box planter nol L says he's
- 1:45:59Speaker 4: looking for planter boxes.
- 1:46:01Speaker 7: I can't find tall, thin planner boxes.
- 1:46:04Speaker 4: Because he wants to keep the dogs from barking at people,
- 1:46:07Speaker 4: so he wants them to be tall enough so you.
- 1:46:09Speaker 2: Know they can't see. It's a little wall. It says.
- 1:46:11Speaker 2: It's brand new.
- 1:46:12Speaker 4: I just put it together for the picture. This is
- 1:46:14Speaker 4: so dumb, Greg, you're gonna hit it. By the way,
- 1:46:16Speaker 4: the oil bottle is sitting there for size.
- 1:46:18Speaker 2: Reverend.
- 1:46:18Speaker 4: Oh, they put like a bottle like napping motor oil. Next,
- 1:46:21Speaker 4: I think so you can get an idea very cute
- 1:46:23Speaker 4: and unique planter for your card. Funny thing, Greg, Oh god,
- 1:46:29Speaker 4: it's like a cartoon dog.
- 1:46:30Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a baby crib dorts. That's something I
- 1:46:36Speaker 2: told you.
- 1:46:37Speaker 11: Planter boxes are a trillion dollars and now this is
- 1:46:40Speaker 11: a special custom ears and eyes and.
- 1:46:43Speaker 7: Yep, I'm gonna say one fifty damn.
- 1:46:47Speaker 2: One hundred and fifty dollars, Edwin.
- 1:46:48Speaker 4: Do you think the actual crisis price is higher or
- 1:46:51Speaker 4: lower than one hundred and fifty dollars?
- 1:46:54Speaker 7: I'm gonna say lower.
- 1:46:55Speaker 4: Actual Craigslist price five count them dollars.
- 1:47:01Speaker 2: No, immediately, that might be the widest wing we've ever
- 1:47:06Speaker 2: had down here. You can get it if you want to.
- 1:47:09Speaker 2: Maybe they made it. Maybe maybe maybe that'll help you out.
- 1:47:11Speaker 4: All right, when congratulations, hang on one second, we'll get
- 1:47:14Speaker 4: all your information.
- 1:47:14Speaker 2: Okay, it's the last one on. All right, let's say,
- 1:47:18Speaker 2: let's go to Morgan.
- 1:47:21Speaker 15: It's a Morgan, Margie, It's a all right, morg it's
- 1:47:26Speaker 15: Morgan to do all right, here we go, uh sea
- 1:47:29Speaker 15: bassa for Saiale on Craigslist.
- 1:47:32Speaker 4: Inclusive yard side, Oh like making signs and things like that.
- 1:47:38Speaker 2: He's like, Kate doesn't live here.
- 1:47:40Speaker 5: Yeah, he has no place in our homes.
- 1:47:42Speaker 4: Is a purchase but never used, never been outside. Few scuffs,
- 1:47:45Speaker 4: but otherwise an excellent condition. It's approximately thirty four inches
- 1:47:49Speaker 4: by forty six inches. It's a double sided. Sign says
- 1:47:52Speaker 4: maybe you want to have the biggest, most amazing sign
- 1:47:54Speaker 4: to take to your protest for March plan too fastness
- 1:47:57Speaker 4: to a well used fence post to hang it. Blah
- 1:47:59Speaker 4: blah blah blah. It says, in this house, we believe
- 1:48:02Speaker 4: at black lives matter, Women's rights are human rights. No
- 1:48:06Speaker 4: human is illegal, Science is real, Love is love, Kindness
- 1:48:10Speaker 4: is everything.
- 1:48:11Speaker 6: Here will tell you because I want to buy these
- 1:48:12Speaker 6: houses that have the science. And I say, those are
- 1:48:16Speaker 6: good people that live here.
- 1:48:17Speaker 2: They are better than no glad they put us in
- 1:48:20Speaker 2: their yard.
- 1:48:20Speaker 4: So how much for this super cool son?
- 1:48:22Speaker 6: It's performative garbage, I will say, And by of course
- 1:48:26Speaker 6: not and I never used because they're like, oh yeah,
- 1:48:28Speaker 6: I bought this.
- 1:48:28Speaker 2: Because I want to feel good about myself. But it's
- 1:48:30Speaker 2: kind of ugly thirty dollars thirty bucks?
- 1:48:33Speaker 4: All right, Morgan, do you think the actual Craigslist price
- 1:48:35Speaker 4: is higher and lower than thirty dollars?
- 1:48:38Speaker 2: I'm going to say lower lower.
- 1:48:42Speaker 4: The actual Craigslist price, he said, Oh my god, it
- 1:48:46Speaker 4: is very close. Twenty nine dollars.
- 1:48:50Speaker 2: Twenty nine twenty nine dollars too much. But I disagree.
- 1:48:58Speaker 2: When I drive by a house, I'm I want to
- 1:49:00Speaker 2: know what are the people in there believe?
- 1:49:02Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:49:02Speaker 2: What do you stand for? Yeah? All right?
- 1:49:04Speaker 4: What performative nonsense are you doing this week? All right, Morgan,
- 1:49:06Speaker 4: hang on one second, we will get all of your
- 1:49:08Speaker 4: in for nation. Let's say hi to Amy next. Hey,
- 1:49:11Speaker 4: what's up Amy?
- 1:49:12Speaker 2: Amy? Hoy? All right, Craigs's price is right.
- 1:49:17Speaker 4: Uh, Gina, you haven't had one yet. It's it's not
- 1:49:23Speaker 4: a set of Apple AirPods.
- 1:49:24Speaker 2: It's just the left one. Oh that sounds like me.
- 1:49:28Speaker 2: You lose that.
- 1:49:29Speaker 4: Left Apple AirPod AirPod left ear third generation available, clean
- 1:49:36Speaker 4: cash and carry, priced to sell.
- 1:49:38Speaker 2: Let's save time so they want And by the way,
- 1:49:43Speaker 2: it's not the pros that have like the little rubber
- 1:49:46Speaker 2: tip that goes into the year canal. It's just like
- 1:49:48Speaker 2: this solid potastic don't those need like a charging case? Yeah?
- 1:49:52Speaker 2: Oh and it's not included. Probably not. Okay, that's good
- 1:49:54Speaker 2: to know.
- 1:49:55Speaker 6: I have a question, could you charge whatever these are
- 1:49:58Speaker 6: AirPod in a case that doesn't it didn't come with it.
- 1:50:01Speaker 2: That's a good question.
- 1:50:03Speaker 7: He really, yeah, all right, couldn't Maybe I'm sure there's
- 1:50:06Speaker 7: some aftermarket case.
- 1:50:07Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, but they're all the same size, so
- 1:50:09Speaker 2: why wouldn't.
- 1:50:10Speaker 7: Just charge I don't know, I don't think apple.
- 1:50:14Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, a good question.
- 1:50:16Speaker 5: This is for somebody who just happened to lose their
- 1:50:19Speaker 5: one AirPod because you need a case for it. So
- 1:50:21Speaker 5: I'm going to say, and it is priced to move?
- 1:50:23Speaker 5: She said twenty bucks?
- 1:50:26Speaker 2: Twenty bucks?
- 1:50:26Speaker 4: Amy, do you think the actual Craiglist price is higher
- 1:50:28Speaker 4: or lower than twenty bucks? I'm going to go lowerkay, lower,
- 1:50:33Speaker 4: actual Craigslist price twenty five dollars.
- 1:50:38Speaker 5: I thought you were right, if that matters.
- 1:50:40Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, I was missed.
- 1:50:41Speaker 7: I was confused by the question, like the case if
- 1:50:44Speaker 7: the case is for the same model?
- 1:50:46Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
- 1:50:48Speaker 4: So here's here's my AirPods, right, it will be fine.
- 1:50:51Speaker 4: Let's say you know I lost this one and now
- 1:50:53Speaker 4: those are AirPod pros. I was just thinking, it's just
- 1:50:55Speaker 4: missing this little one.
- 1:50:55Speaker 7: If you had AirPod pros and then you had like
- 1:50:58Speaker 7: a different model of the AirPod, so it would not charge.
- 1:51:01Speaker 2: Yeah, but it would.
- 1:51:02Speaker 4: So if I'm let's say, for to say, all, I'm
- 1:51:03Speaker 4: missing this little guy right here. But I go on
- 1:51:06Speaker 4: Craigslist and oh my god, they're selling the left one
- 1:51:08Speaker 4: and I'm not aid. I could put it in this
- 1:51:10Speaker 4: case and it would charge totally unders I'm sinking.
- 1:51:13Speaker 2: Is that right? Yes, Okay, it's not unique to that pair. Yeah. Now,
- 1:51:17Speaker 2: Greg would just get a whole new thing. I wouldn't
- 1:51:19Speaker 2: even have AirPods either. You don't have AirPods, don't either.
- 1:51:24Speaker 5: I can't sit them in my ear.
- 1:51:25Speaker 2: Yeah, everything just falls out of my ear. All right,
- 1:51:28Speaker 2: let's go to Paul. Hey, Paul, Hey, good morning.
- 1:51:32Speaker 12: How you doing.
- 1:51:33Speaker 2: We're doing great.
- 1:51:34Speaker 4: Uh, there's only one person for this one.
- 1:51:38Speaker 2: Menace. You're up again?
- 1:51:38Speaker 4: Okay, it all right, menace. Yes, KFC Fried Chicken scented
- 1:51:44Speaker 4: fire log for sale on Craigslist. Exclusive KFC eleven Herbs
- 1:51:49Speaker 4: and Spices, Fried Chicken scented fire log h brand new.
- 1:51:53Speaker 4: I've got about eight left, so if.
- 1:51:55Speaker 2: You want more, than one.
- 1:51:56Speaker 4: Uh. These these also made great gifts, Greg.
- 1:52:00Speaker 2: What they sold out like five years ago?
- 1:52:02Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:52:02Speaker 2: How they get so they're like duraflame type things.
- 1:52:05Speaker 7: Yeah, they're still.
- 1:52:06Speaker 2: In the package.
- 1:52:06Speaker 4: If ad is still up, item is still available, Please
- 1:52:09Speaker 4: coick on more ads by this user to see my
- 1:52:11Speaker 4: other items.
- 1:52:12Speaker 2: All right, well, okay, let's see.
- 1:52:14Speaker 4: The KFC Fried Chicken scented fire log.
- 1:52:18Speaker 2: It's still in the box. In the box. Yeah, still
- 1:52:20Speaker 2: in the box. I've been singed.
- 1:52:22Speaker 7: Check that box, making sure there's not a brick inside.
- 1:52:24Speaker 7: All right, I would say thirty dollars.
- 1:52:27Speaker 4: Thirty dollars, all right, what do you think, Paul?
- 1:52:30Speaker 2: Do you think the actual.
- 1:52:31Speaker 4: Craigs as slices sliced Craigslist price is higher lower than
- 1:52:35Speaker 4: thirty dollars.
- 1:52:37Speaker 2: I'm gonna go higher higher.
- 1:52:39Speaker 4: Actual Craigslist price ten dollars.
- 1:52:45Speaker 2: Yeah, some of those.
- 1:52:47Speaker 4: Yeah all right, Paul, thanks thanks for the comment. Yeah,
- 1:52:49Speaker 4: somebody bought me as a as a gift once. Uh
- 1:52:53Speaker 4: you know, White Castle was selling like the White Castle candles. Yeah,
- 1:52:57Speaker 4: they're supposed to smell like the sliders uh cooking. Yeah,
- 1:53:00Speaker 4: when you walk into the white cassle, you smell those
- 1:53:02Speaker 4: onions that are that's what I want my house to
- 1:53:04Speaker 4: smell like. And it did not smell like white cas.
- 1:53:07Speaker 4: I think that's who hasn't had one. Sammy hasn't had
- 1:53:10Speaker 4: one yet.
- 1:53:10Speaker 7: That's okay. Also the candle business man, that's a racket.
- 1:53:14Speaker 7: Like so many artists are getting in the candles now,
- 1:53:18Speaker 7: it's like liquor or Yeah, everybody has their sense of candle.
- 1:53:22Speaker 7: I know Casey Musgraves has one because I got it
- 1:53:25Speaker 7: nice and how does it smell delicious?
- 1:53:29Speaker 2: Let's say, how do Lawrence? Yo? Lawrence Lawrence? Hey, Hey,
- 1:53:34Speaker 2: how are you doing this morning? We're doing great? All right?
- 1:53:36Speaker 4: So Craigsl's price is right, Sammy, this will be for you.
- 1:53:40Speaker 4: Rare knitting and crochet purse, only used a couple of times,
- 1:53:44Speaker 4: in perfect condition, fits my knitting needles perfectly. The brand
- 1:53:49Speaker 4: is Offhand Designs. It is super clean and has a
- 1:53:52Speaker 4: cool green circle design, metal tension closure that is very strong,
- 1:53:57Speaker 4: multiple small inside pockets, and it's got a nine inch
- 1:54:01Speaker 4: strap drop. Okay here, I was just going to show
- 1:54:04Speaker 4: you a picture of it. Yeah, so carry around on
- 1:54:07Speaker 4: your crap.
- 1:54:09Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, same where you gonna buy it.
- 1:54:11Speaker 4: So it's like like a little clutch long It looks
- 1:54:15Speaker 4: like that old kind of seventy style.
- 1:54:16Speaker 5: A pencil bag with a strap.
- 1:54:18Speaker 2: It looks like when people's living rooms looked like in
- 1:54:20Speaker 2: the seventies cycle couches.
- 1:54:22Speaker 9: Yeah, i'll tell you this avocado color.
- 1:54:24Speaker 2: Yeah, an accent chair.
- 1:54:26Speaker 7: Super ugly. But if it was Dior it would look nice.
- 1:54:29Speaker 3: That's true.
- 1:54:31Speaker 9: But yeah, it's not not cute. How much I'm gonna
- 1:54:34Speaker 9: say twenty dollars?
- 1:54:36Speaker 2: Twenty bucks?
- 1:54:37Speaker 4: All right, So Lawrence, what do you think actual Craigslist
- 1:54:39Speaker 4: price higher lower than twenty bucks?
- 1:54:42Speaker 2: Actually lower lower.
- 1:54:45Speaker 4: I haven't had a lot of luck in this like
- 1:54:47Speaker 4: round of the Craigslist price is right, and unfortunately that continues.
- 1:54:51Speaker 4: One hundred and fifty dollars.
- 1:54:54Speaker 2: Here, it was like, got one hundred and fifty dollars right,
- 1:55:00Speaker 2: I'm Lawrence, thank you for the call.
- 1:55:02Speaker 4: I appreciate you listening to the Woody Show. Well that's
- 1:55:06Speaker 4: how you played a crisis for.
- 1:55:07Speaker 2: One hundred and fifty Why what what's what's in it?
- 1:55:10Speaker 8: I have no clue because most purses can hold, you know,
- 1:55:14Speaker 8: a knitting needle and stuff like that.
- 1:55:15Speaker 2: It's not not special. Five and a quarter inches wide,
- 1:55:19Speaker 2: five inches tall, eighteen inches long. Big deal, that's all right,
- 1:55:23Speaker 2: Well that's how you play everybody. We started off real
- 1:55:25Speaker 2: strong the right. Now it's a good jove. The Woody
- 1:55:29Speaker 2: Show and I have.
- 1:55:34Speaker 4: This has definitely got to be out of the headline
- 1:55:35Speaker 4: of redneck news.
- 1:55:37Speaker 10: Really.
- 1:55:37Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, everybody's talking about this one, Samony, we have.
- 1:55:41Speaker 2: We got to make it official. Okay, we're ready to
- 1:55:43Speaker 2: go The Woody Show.
- 1:55:44Speaker 4: If your house became a fixer upper after you bought it,
- 1:55:50Speaker 4: right Neck Foods.
- 1:55:54Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll understand. Okay, it couldn't.
- 1:55:56Speaker 10: It couldn't.
- 1:55:57Speaker 4: It couldn't just be a it's from Central City, Kentucky.
- 1:56:03Speaker 2: Are you know what? Let me show you the mug
- 1:56:05Speaker 2: shot first.
- 1:56:08Speaker 4: What he showed Mark original game. It's called what did
- 1:56:11Speaker 4: this Guy Do?
- 1:56:13Speaker 2: Legally? He is a He looks like a bridge troll.
- 1:56:16Speaker 2: If you look at the mugshot, he's about five foot four. Yeah,
- 1:56:19Speaker 2: long black hair and beard, very heavy stuff.
- 1:56:22Speaker 4: It could be like Danny de Vito's brother, long crazy
- 1:56:26Speaker 4: hair but bald on top.
- 1:56:27Speaker 6: So think of this because I know the answer. This
- 1:56:30Speaker 6: guy probably what are his chances with normal women?
- 1:56:33Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:56:34Speaker 9: That was gonna be my guest sex offender?
- 1:56:36Speaker 4: Definitely all right, sex defender, but t like that's easy
- 1:56:40Speaker 4: to say, but let's.
- 1:56:40Speaker 5: Let's get you know, maybe he's a nice guy. Maybe
- 1:56:43Speaker 5: it's just prostitution.
- 1:56:44Speaker 4: Should also keep in mind it's under the headline here
- 1:56:47Speaker 4: redneck news.
- 1:56:48Speaker 7: Yeah, animal stuff.
- 1:56:50Speaker 4: Well, the cops are called after seeing a guy in
- 1:56:52Speaker 4: the side of the road and this is directly from
- 1:56:54Speaker 4: the report quote having intercourse with the dead deer. Yes,
- 1:57:00Speaker 4: them was a white guy in jeans in the dark tops.
- 1:57:02Speaker 4: Of course, the cops show up looking for this guy,
- 1:57:03Speaker 4: and sure enough, that's where they met a thirty two
- 1:57:06Speaker 4: year old fellow. His name is Alan Osborne. His parents
- 1:57:10Speaker 4: were still.
- 1:57:10Speaker 2: Down around his knees and here's some more from the report.
- 1:57:14Speaker 4: He was covered in deer fur and they also found
- 1:57:17Speaker 4: fur around his private area. Oh so he really, oh dear.
- 1:57:22Speaker 4: He was placed under arrest, hit with a felony charge
- 1:57:24Speaker 4: for sexual crimes against animals.
- 1:57:26Speaker 2: Now hold on a dead animal.
- 1:57:29Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and so you can't like you can't have
- 1:57:33Speaker 4: such of the dead corpse of you know, human.
- 1:57:35Speaker 2: But if I bought a side of beef.
- 1:57:37Speaker 11: Yeah, really, dig into the into the laws, you might
- 1:57:42Speaker 11: find like the dead animal might be Okay, Now, I'm
- 1:57:45Speaker 11: sure there's all kinds of charges they could have hit
- 1:57:47Speaker 11: him with as far as displaying sexual organs in public,
- 1:57:49Speaker 11: et cetera. But and then when they shouted at him,
- 1:57:51Speaker 11: he responded with they said, what's going on?
- 1:57:54Speaker 2: He said, no idea. I got no idea.
- 1:57:57Speaker 5: Yeah, they got a flashlight on him, and he was like.
- 1:57:59Speaker 2: This, you should have warned. Yeah, I wasn't prepared. Yeah
- 1:58:03Speaker 2: for that life. That's pretty good. It's set up well.
- 1:58:06Speaker 2: If he's convicted solid.
- 1:58:09Speaker 7: He had the improv later.
- 1:58:12Speaker 4: If he's convicted, he's looking up to five years in prison.
- 1:58:15Speaker 4: And it's one hell of a mugshot. You could you
- 1:58:17Speaker 4: can see the mugshot on the smokinggun dot com.
- 1:58:20Speaker 2: There's a whole thing posted. Nice dude, he's just a
- 1:58:23Speaker 2: he has turned to look think he looks like he
- 1:58:27Speaker 2: regrets what he did.
- 1:58:28Speaker 14: Oh yeah, yeah, you can see some remorse.
- 1:58:31Speaker 5: You might be swaying me. This could be considered a
- 1:58:34Speaker 5: victimless crime.
- 1:58:35Speaker 2: Again, he's not going to be able to have sex
- 1:58:37Speaker 2: with a human woman. I mean, it could be victimless crime.
- 1:58:41Speaker 2: But it makes it almost worse, like as if it
- 1:58:46Speaker 2: could get worse, it's like it's even creepier.
- 1:58:49Speaker 9: We need this man out on the streets.
- 1:58:52Speaker 4: That's from Central City, Kentucky thirty two year old Alan
- 1:58:55Speaker 4: Osborne who got himself arrested having sex with roadkill.
- 1:58:58Speaker 2: Oh my god. And is today's red Nick question is
- 1:59:05Speaker 2: Woody how many bucks did he have to pay for
- 1:59:07Speaker 2: his bat? More fun than goner Rhea?
- 1:59:12Speaker 4: I mean I've had goneree a few times, and I'd
- 1:59:14Speaker 4: say I haven't had gone show. That's gonna do it
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- 1:59:57Speaker 2: Yeah, Greg Gory partying words of wisdom please. Yeah, some
- 2:00:00Speaker 2: people think that when you play Bruce Springsteen backwards, you
- 2:00:03Speaker 2: hear satanic messages. But what's worse If you play him forward,
- 2:00:07Speaker 2: you hear Bruce Springsteen.
- 2:00:10Speaker 4: So what you're saying is that you're really excited for
- 2:00:13Speaker 4: the new tour.
- 2:00:14Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to be front and center. Yeah, I
- 2:00:17Speaker 2: wanted to weave in his tour. Yeah, who do you?
- 2:00:20Speaker 2: Who do you dislike more? Bruce Springsteen? Uh huh? Or
- 2:00:23Speaker 2: Green Day?
- 2:00:24Speaker 10: Oh?
- 2:00:24Speaker 2: Bruce more than Green Days. At least I can objectively
- 2:00:29Speaker 2: say that Green Day has some great songs. You cannot
- 2:00:32Speaker 2: say that about Bruce. Yeah, terrible.
- 2:00:35Speaker 4: All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, you got it?
- 2:00:38Speaker 4: What two hours commercial free all ninety eight to seven
- 2:00:40Speaker 4: music is next? It's the Alt one twenty. It's Kristen
- 2:00:43Speaker 4: Lemone in for your listening pleasure. Thank you so much
- 2:00:46Speaker 4: for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
- 2:00:49Speaker 2: You know we'd love it.
- 2:00:50Speaker 4: Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
- 2:00:52Speaker 4: suck it. Catch back here on Wednesday.
- 2:00:53Speaker 2: Have a great day. SMD double M. Quit this bitch