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I got these creepy 3D printed cows and I opened them and I'm
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like who sent this to me? They're really cute.
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They're creep. Look at the eyes though, They're
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really. Cute.
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Are they? Yeah, are.
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They the big bulging. Eyes, yeah.
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Here it's. It's kawaii cow.
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It's literally kawaii. Cow.
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No, can't. Can you see it?
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Yeah, don't. I don't.
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Yeah, I see. We just get this one out and let
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everybody know what's going on in the updates and what we did
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and yadda yadda. But next week.
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It'll. Be a lot more polished.
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Psychic story. Neighbor.
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Meta Psychic. Yeah, we got to tell back.
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After she met a psychic, she's been having a lot of dreams that
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become reality and it's fucked up.
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It's like allegories for life too.
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She has a dream that I stabbed her in the back.
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Like that was the dream. And then the next day she's
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like, see, see, we're arguing and I'm like, don't you start
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with me? Don't.
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Don't, no. That's not that's not the same.
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You want to talk about that dream really quick?
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He he stabs me in the back. I like lay down, pass out for a
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second, get back up and he goes, oh, you're not dead.
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Let me clean up your wounds. And I'm like, I love you, wild.
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Like I'm just say, thankfully she's not one of those ones that
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I wake up and she's like staring at me.
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I'm so glad. That's what is it, Twilight?
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Was that twilight? He was staring at her like on
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her windowsill, wasn't she? No, in her bedroom.
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In her bedroom. And then she would wake up and
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he, like it, wasn't there anymore.
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Shout out to all our Twilight lovers.
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Let us know if you're a Jacob or an Edward fan.
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I went to school with a guy named Edward Cullen.
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You did not. Was he 111 years old?
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No. Speaking of movies, So I told
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everybody I wanted to go back to media and start ripping them so
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I can have my own streaming service like in house server.
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And for Christmas I got like a stack of 6 from somebody and
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then another stack of 6 from somebody and then another stack
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of 6 from somebody. So I doubled my movie collection
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in like a weekend. There you go.
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So now I've got like at least 40-50 something like that.
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So now I need a a Ripper and a whole lot of space.
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Yeah. I'm gonna, I don't even know
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what. Luckily if you do 1080P it
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shouldn't be too terrible. But I want that 4K, yeah.
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Was that 10 gigs? Fine.
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Depends. On a 4K.
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If you do a low bit rate 4K you can you can do smaller.
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Who wants a low bit rate? They already put it out in low
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bitrate. What are we, France Fair?
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Russia. Maduro.
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Maduro. Yes.
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We're a legend to He literally is getting off the plane with
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OPSEC and he's like happy New year.
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It's like what happened. My favorite is what was it like
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2 months ago? He's literally like, I'm in
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Caracas, come get me and. Did he say that?
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Oh yeah, no, he full on. He was like Trump.
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I you won't come get me. You're too scared.
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And boom. And now the president of
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Colombia is saying, well, come get me next.
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And I'm just waiting for Trump to call his bluff.
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We don't actually go get him. We just act like we're gonna.
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He's like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Hang on, hang on. We.
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Said We send the, the SEAL team, whatever, and they go knock on
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his front door. Just knock on it.
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Just. Slide a letter under.
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We could've, yeah. Slide a letter Hello, we were
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here. We don't feel like we're.
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Watching your every move. I don't know what any of this
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means. We suggest you put mustard on
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that burger instead. Yep.
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I don't like mustard. We can't talk about food.
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I'm hungry. Mustard.
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I'm so hungry. I think I've had a single junior
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Wendy's burger today. I had some squash bread.
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We can't talk about food. And then some chicken, rice and
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peas with some of the hot honey sriracha.
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Sauce. She's so good, actively turning
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green. For those of you who may not
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know, because I don't know if Ryan's going to put it in there,
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20 minutes ago, I was just throwing my guts up.
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So no. I won't put that in there.
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On recording. It's pretty good.
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It's it's aggressive. Yeah, I could hear it.
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We're going to sell that audio to like an anime firm.
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Oh my God, they use it for a fight sequence.
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I love this conversation so much I'd.
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So, Justin, I do have a sound pad right here that I could put
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that on to. You know what?
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I saw the sound pad and I thought to myself, I have to put
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that away because I will not control myself.
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I will. I will do crickets every time
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you talk. I can't do it.
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Since we're already on the topic about it, what was that one
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thing that we were talking about?
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And then I looked it up and I couldn't even last four seconds
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with it. Oh, I told her who's got the
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best, like, gag noises in the industry.
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Yeah. And it's it's Adriana Chikek.
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So go. Ahead, I'm already right there,
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so we put. On a video we put on a video of
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like her, like most famous sound bites compilation, she lasted 4
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seconds. I'm not kidding.
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She turned the video on and at 4 seconds she paused it.
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She goes. I cannot listen to that.
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My brain, we were, we were talking about like, like gags or
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whatever, like like choking on the big biz.
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They're hilarious to me, by the way.
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I think it's hilarious. I don't know why in my brain it
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would sound so much different than the sound of throwing up
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and I can't stand she's having a hard time.
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Talking about it, she's actively like trying not to throw up.
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It's so funny. I.
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Do have a trash can next to me so if it happens kudos but.
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Oh, it's so funny. I literally like, I don't, I
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don't know what I was expecting and I'm like, he goes just
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search up like the best gag sounds or something like that.
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Were you? Expecting like sexy porn star.
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Yeah, OK, I got you. No, not not throwing up.
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And no, we're literally in the car and I'm just like, it's a
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like a 30 minute. No, it's a 30 minute like
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compilation of like the best. Bro 30 minutes.
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The best sounds. Who last 30 minutes?
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Down. Oh, we didn't have it connected
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to the car. It was just in my hand and we
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had the windows up and everything and it didn't
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register until 4 seconds into it.
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Yeah. So they made this sound.
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They made this sound again. And then there was like a really
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long 1 and I was like, no, absolutely not.
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You boys know what the sound is? That's so funny.
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Oh my God. Yeah. 4 seconds.
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She, she literally handed me the phone.
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She's like, please, please pause it.
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I can't even pause it. And I rolled the window down and
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I stuck my head out. Thankfully I didn't throw up,
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but it was down the streets of Sanford going to your house.
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That's so funny. Oh my God, we were talking about
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something with it though, and it was even funny.
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I'm. So hungry, right?
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Now, Oh my God. I'm starving.
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So we're slowly but surely moving everything from the back
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bedrooms to one of them instead of having both of them full of
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storage. And we're going to turn the left
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most back bedroom into her studio for her art and her paint
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and her candle making. Or I, I guess my candle making
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and then put the podcast in there as well, but do a do a
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corner that's actually sound deadened so we can talk into it.
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And actually instead of Verberate and all that stuff.
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I know the mics are good in the the AI suppressions gotten
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better, but we're still trying to like, you know, keep it fresh
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and clear. Yeah.
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I mean, any, anything to provide support to that is going to
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help. It's good.
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But anything you can do in the room to sound Eden is just going
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to make it that much better. I mean, that's just how it
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works. No, we're doing.
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When it's spectacular. I'll say it's it's already a
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pretty soft room, but it needs stuff on the floor, stuff on the
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walls, maybe something in the corner all.
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You really have to do is take away areas for it to bounce.
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So if you when you set up, if you set up like those moving
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blankets or those curtains like we did in my office.
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I forgot about the moving blankets, yeah.
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Just hang them behind you. That'll that'll be perfect.
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Or take a clothes rack, literally a clothes rack with a
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bunch of clothes hanging on it and hang it behind you.
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That'll eat all the sound bouncing around the room.
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That's what we've got in here. Literally a massive closet with
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all of our like big fluffy stuff.
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Like out in the middle of the room, the closets it, it has to
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specifically go in there and once it goes in there it'll just
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kind of bounce around in there. So you won't get much echo from
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that anyways. But if you just had like a just
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some sort of like hanger system and hung a blanket over the top
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of that, that would kill 50% of the the sound bouncing.
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Yeah, as long as it's a heavy blanket.
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Ryan, we had to buy clothes. We had to buy winter clothes.
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Yep, we had to buy. You've seen all of our clothes.
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You know how many baskets of clothes we had?
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We had to. We had to buy more clothes,
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Ryan. I'm wearing my jacket right now
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inside. I see that.
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I see that. Brother, it's good.
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It's got lining and everything like.
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We bought a heated blanket. Yep, all the other fluffy
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blankets because, you know, he hates me having all those
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blankets. We have blankets now.
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There's so many blankets. There's two blankets per couch
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and I'm freaking out. Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
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We bought all the clothes. You should see the closet.
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It's literally like, how long would you say that is?
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12 feet. And it's stacked with all of my
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shirts mostly couple of his. I've big old dresser that barely
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fits our pants and my pants and shorts and everything and then
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he has 9 cubbies. Yeah, it's pissing me off.
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Full of clothes and then we still have a basket each of
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clothes that are clean and a dirty basket.
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Yep, that's pissing me off. So Speaking of how cold it is,
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my my parents came down this past weekend and when they came
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down it's one of the nights got down to 33°.
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In Florida. In Florida, yeah.
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So everybody that they saw and like I introduced them to, they
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all asked, why'd you bring the cold weather down here?
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But my mom got out of the car. She goes, this is not OK.
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She left. She left freezing weather only
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to come to slightly above freezing weather.
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Everybody's pissed. Different to like Florida cold
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is a lot worse than. Well, it's so it's just the
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humidity, it's. Wet.
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Yeah, it's a wet cold, so you feel like you're damp the entire
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time, whereas up there it's a lot drier, all the humidity kind
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of leaves. So it's a completely different
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type of cold. So I always say a 40° Florida
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cold would be equivalent to like a 15 to 20° Illinois cold just
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because. Of the.
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The wetness. I hate it so much.
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All of it. I don't care what where we are,
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every frickin morning, every frickin morning up here, the
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ground is frozen and then the fucking there's ice on the
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windshield and the fucking door handles are frozen and I just
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want to die like. And his feet are always ice.
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Scraper. You should have His feet are
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always His feet are always cold too.
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Yeah, my feet were like warm for a full week in Florida.
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I never once wanted to wear, like, heavy shoes or more socks.
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Dude, they have been. I'm not shitting you.
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She felt my toes last night. They are, they are a dead body
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cold. They are frozen cold and I can
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never get them to warm up. Like for like 2 months.
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We go down to Florida, they're warm, perfect warm.
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Never even thought about them for like a week.
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The second we come back they are ice cold again.
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I'm like, motherfucker, I can't stand it, dude.
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Classic. That's so funny.
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So I got to take my mom and dad to go see the manatees.
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And the Lantern Fest. We'll get.
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To that manatees. The manatees, we didn't go the
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day we went. We were planning on going New
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Year's Day, but there was like a 75 minute wait to even get up
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close to getting into the park. That was their estimate.
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I guarantee you it probably would have been like 2 hours
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with the amount of cars because it was down.
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It was, I don't know if you've been to Blue Springs, but it, it
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was down the dirt Rd. past the the entrance point and then
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wrapped back around, came all the way back down that dirt Rd.
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into the entrance. So there was when we got up to
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that front area, there was probably 100 cars in front of
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us. Blue Springs, the wall with the
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pancake place. No, that's Dalian.
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Blue Springs is there in Orange City.
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Oh no, I never went to Blue Springs.
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I'll say that I passed it constantly, but I've never been
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there because so many people. Exactly what you're talking
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about is the reason I never went.
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I would go north an hour and go to daily on instead.
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Yeah, yeah. So it's, it's a fantastic park
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if you can get in there. That's the only thing.
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So we went up there just in case we saw how many people we turned
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around. We're like, we're going to wake
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up first thing in the morning because we had already planned
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on hitting the beach the next day because that's what my mom
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wanted to do, which is fair enough.
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So we're like on our way to the beach.
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Let's just go there as soon as they open the gates so that we
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can get in and and see them. But the day that we had intended
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on going, they had 700 manatees in there.
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Yeah, they said that's insane, by the way.
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And they said recently they took it off the endangered list and
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now it's just protected. That's the first time in like 20
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years I've heard that I've lived there my entire life.
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Like that's nuts. But yeah, when we went, there
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was in the realm of 550 manatees, so there was still a
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ton of them, but they're some of the most adorable fat loafs of
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bread floating in the water. They're scary as shit when you
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don't know they're there. When you don't know they're
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there, man, that's the scariest thing in the world.
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They're super social too, because so they'll come up and
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bump the boat. The guys, the people out there
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counting and like tracking all the manatees out on the water in
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a canoe. They had manatees coming up and
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just bumping the boat. Like, no, you couldn't pay me to
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do that job. That's a damn good job.
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As as much fun as it would be to be around manatees all day, then
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just coming up and bumping their noses into the boat and just
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like spinning you like a top on the water, no, I couldn't do
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that. I think I could.
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Oh. Yeah, I love it.
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I'd just be afraid of tipping over.
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I'll say because the manatees will tip you and then the Gators
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are like, who's that? Because they're right next to
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them, like in the same water, right?
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Or on the bank, like I'll tell you what.
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So much fish in that that spring as well, there was so many gar.
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I don't think I've seen that much GAR in one place.
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They're massive too. They're huge.
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They're literally called alligator car.
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Do they get up if you let them? They'll get up to like 6 1/2
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seven feet. They look like arapaima or the
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the toothed fish out of the Amazon.
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It's insane. The same fish that's in Sword in
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the Stone. They're, yeah, they're crazy and
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and being so close, 'cause like right on the right on the water.
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It's it's something else. I say we don't have pretty much
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anything out here. It's it's like I don't even know
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how to describe it. It's you got like a swan park,
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like a lake, but it's like a man made thing literally called Swan
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Lake and that's pretty much it. You do whatever you want.
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There's a there's a giant lake right in the middle of the state
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and everybody just goes there. There's no, they don't have
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springs. Like it's a weird state.
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I say, I'm sure it's like every other state, but I don't know.
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I got spoiled. Greenville, If you guys get the
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chance to go up to Greenville, beautiful, beautiful downtown,
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they've got a. Kentucky.
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No Greenville, SC. Oh.
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They've got a river that runs through the downtown that that
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cascades in these little waterfalls.
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It's amazing. That's cool, I got family in
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Lancaster. Lancaster.
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Lancaster. It's Lancaster.
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But apparently the people in South Carolina, you say it wrong
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and they yell at you. Tell me how Lancaster You say it
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Lancaster. Lancaster.
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I got yelled at by Grant. So do they call it Charlotte?
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That's what I'm saying. Yeah, 'cause that's the same
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spelling. Finland.
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Get out. That's what they call it.
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Man, I tell you what they I tell you would.
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They had the damn fireworks going off for fucking 20 minutes
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last night. At like 7.
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I was literally just laying down, just just sleepy, just
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laying down on the weekend. And for a good like 20 minutes.
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I mean, it was a solid doom, doom, doom DOOM DOOM DOOM doom
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doom. Like just.
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Back-to-back. Forever, man, I was I was like,
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what are we doing here? They got they had nothing to do.
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Nobody. Nobody rides 4 Wheelers.
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Nobody has dirt bikes, nobody side by sides.
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Like it's not like it's not like fun Florida, like woods.
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These people were just in the woods, like there's no, there's
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no fun here. You should tell them about the
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big firework that went off on. Oh yeah.
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So it was probably maybe 30 minutes into like everyone
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shooting their stuff off and out of nowhere, dude, it was like it
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was, it was bigger than you can imagine, she said.
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Like when you see the videos of explosions and like rockets,
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like going off in another country and you're like damn,
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that must be crazy being that close to it.
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This mother fucker do when it went off, you immediately like
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OK, that's I know that's not a firework.
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That was a bomb like. Somebody ran into the house,
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'cause it shook. The whole house shook and it was
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like, you know, when the windows rattle from like extended
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reverb, like it keeps rattling. It was so big 'cause we live on
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the bombing range. I thought they were doing like a
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New Year's Eve run where they drop a bomb for New Year's.
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It was, it was the biggest, loudest explosion I've ever felt
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in my life. I was like, that's not
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Tannerite. That's not, that's not a a
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gallon of gas. That was a bomb.
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Like that was, it was like for a second there I was like, uh oh,
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like that's not good. Like, like when people talk
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about like, a house exploding because of a meth lab.
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Yeah, it was like that. Like, shook the shook the county
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line. It was crazy.
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I saw somebody put a pound of tannerite in one of the Roomba
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like dust pans and he's like just for a future reference, you
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can fit an entire pound of tannerite in here.
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Yep, that's so good. It's just, it's just packed
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down. Say, and that's loud, looks like
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fun like that, that's loud. But it's not like this dude like
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Tannerite is a harsh piercing sound like bang this was this
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was something has fallen out of the sky loud like it was unreal
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dude. I can't even explain it.
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So it wasn't one of the what are what are they even called?
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The small like flashes basically the I can't think of the name of
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them. You're talking about firework.
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Yeah, the firework. No, dude, like you know, you
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know when they get like illegal mortars that are like 100 grain
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or like 200 grain, like like big boys, big mortars, you could
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launch off 10 of those and it wouldn't be this loud.
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That's what I'm trying to tell you.
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It was not like it wasn't like a harsh like bang.
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It was like goo goo like the whole county shook.
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It was insane. We found out it was a cannon.
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Makes sense then. Yep, we found out it was a
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cannon because yeah, I know. I asked Mom, I'm like, what the
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hell was that? And she goes, Oh yeah, I forgot
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to tell you all about that. I should have let you know.
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He does that once a year or twice because he does it on.
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It's Frank. Yeah, he does it on July 4th
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too, obviously. 1776 baby USAUSAUSAUSA he he does it twice
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a year and people call the cops when they move in and then the
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cops tell them, hey man, we don't know who it is.
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Clearly it's a cannon. He only does it once or twice a
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year. He's not hurting anybody and
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you're not. You're fine.
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So get used to it. So yeah, it it was abrupt.
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W jumped out of his skin. Right jumped out of my skin.
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Onto me like help me father like it.
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It was one of those ones like as the wave goes by the window
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shake for a few seconds after like it was nuts dude like
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that's crazy. The only way I can describe it
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is like that Beirut explosion where they were had all the
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sulfur phosphate or whatever like that, that amount of boom
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like it, it was nuts. But no, that was cool as shit.
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I I went to a show with my marketing job in who cares one
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of these places up here and it was like a not a confederate.
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It was just old timey, like they were just talking about like the
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American Revolution and like like how it worked and all that.
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And then they had like 3 little cannons, little like 10
26:52
pounders, and they were fucking blowing those off like once an
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hour. That was nothing compared to
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this. It was crazy.
26:59
He's got to have a damn barrel's got to be, you know, 18 inches
27:03
round. It was unbelievable.
27:05
But no, I was cool as shit. I can't wait for 4th of July.
27:09
I'm going to wait for it all day.
27:10
He's. Going to make friends with this
27:13
person. I'm going.
27:15
To interject like the sound with seismic meters, I'm like, he's
27:18
over there. No, I was cool as shit.
27:23
Man, yeah, that's that's one of those things I would would love.
27:29
I love those those big explosions.
27:33
I love being out. Here.
27:36
I love being out here. Like I love.
27:38
That's my neighbor. That guy.
27:40
Yeah, with the cannon. That dude's my neighbor.
27:43
Like I like this. It's not bad.
27:46
Yeah, that's that's not bad at all.
27:49
It's pretty sick out here. We're 20 minutes from town and
27:54
it's a tiny town, but it's got everything you need for the
27:56
day-to-day, and when you need more, 45 minutes in the opposite
28:02
direction is the main like city. Columbia, Yeah, the College.
28:06
Town like the university, the whole 9 yards like it it's it's
28:09
a massive hub. I don't know about Orlando size,
28:14
but it's it's a city. I mean it's.
28:16
Like Charlotte, NC full. Full skyscrapers, parking
28:20
structures, the whole 9 yards. It's a city like 45 minutes in
28:24
the other direction. It's pretty nice, but you got
28:29
the Air Force Base, you've got the hospital, you've got, that's
28:35
pretty much it on one side. And then everything in between
28:39
is just rural and it's farms. And they, they throw up a couple
28:42
houses every now and again, like 5 or 6 in a row.
28:45
And then they'll move on to, you know, down the road a mile,
28:49
they'll throw another 5 or 6 new houses.
28:51
These are like brand new block houses, go another mile down the
28:54
road, 5 or 6 houses. But other than that, it's, I
28:57
mean, it's just roll as it gets, man, It's great.
29:00
I say everybody's got their, you know, it's not even that big,
29:03
but like some of these farms are massive.
29:05
Some of them are hundreds of acres, but the majority of them,
29:09
they're little parcels where they're, they might be 5 acres
29:13
and they're doing peanuts, cotton and something else, corn.
29:19
That's pretty much it. There's not a.
29:22
Whole lot of space that's like truly flat up there, no?
29:27
And even even it's really. Rocky.
29:29
It's really hilly. Even the farms, I mean you, you
29:32
can look at the farms and it is a rolling plain.
29:35
It's not flat, it is full blown. There's hills all through it, so
29:39
it's nice. Foothills of the Appalachian.
29:42
That's right, I. Forgot about that.
29:44
Yep, I'll say we rode through a we rode through Columbia today
29:47
and even Columbia is, you know, it's a 200 foot drop from the
29:50
top of the hill down to the bottom of the city like it's,
29:53
it's nice, but no, it's, it's great.
29:56
Man, I I miss it. Beautiful.
29:57
Up there too. I miss it like hell, but this is
30:02
pretty good. This is pretty good for a second
30:04
home. This is nice.
30:05
I think it's better than Florida, I say I'm.
30:08
I'm happy with it so far. I'm.
30:10
I'll say it, I don't care. Yeah, When we came back, I was
30:14
like, fuck this. I'm so happy to be home.
30:19
Like when we came back to South Carolina, I was like, I'm happy
30:21
to go home. Yeah.
30:23
I say it still doesn't feel like home home, not yet.
30:26
But it's it's grown on me, it. It might take a little bit, but
30:31
once you get your studio set up. Yep.
30:35
Once you get kind of more roots into the ground, it'll it'll
30:40
begin to feel like it. And that that's kind of what it
30:42
is too. It's like we're we're kind of
30:44
moved in, but not really. Like we haven't actually done
30:46
anything. We haven't hung a single I have
30:48
nothing up you. I say I haven't.
30:51
You actually hung up my cow head.
30:54
Oh yeah, our cow head's up and that's the first.
30:57
How about that? Yeah, buddy, the first thing I
30:59
hung up in the rural like the woods is the cow head.
31:04
That's fantastic. And then I hung up the magic
31:09
boards. Magic.
31:11
Boards. The witchy boards.
31:14
Oh yeah, yeah. So she does have a studio but
31:17
it's like 1/2 of 1 office. Would you say like a 7 by 9 or
31:22
something? Yeah, 7 by 9 maximum, and we're
31:25
going to move her into like 15 by 15 like.
31:29
Oh, that'll be fantastic for you.
31:31
Oh yeah, and. We're going to have one corner
31:32
is going to be the candles, one corner is going to be the art,
31:34
one corner is going to be the podcast, the other corner is the
31:37
door. Yeah, tattoos.
31:39
I'm excited for the tattoos, man.
31:41
I've been, I've been begging her for months.
31:43
I can't wait to get one done. You're getting one done by me.
31:48
Oh yeah, absolutely. Hell.
31:49
You trust me? He didn't say that.
31:51
Hell. Yeah, it'll just be a dot.
31:55
I said I'm getting one done. It'll just be a dot on your like
31:59
pinky or your toe or something. You're like, oh, that's it.
32:03
Well, he's got. It don't screw this up.
32:07
I say you've got it already. You know what it feels like.
32:09
I have an idea where the cow head is and it's kind of crazy
32:14
and I don't care what anybody has to say.
32:17
I might move the cow head or have you move the cow.
32:19
That's what I want, a wall dedicated to cows.
32:28
You can do. That so I have I have this thing
32:32
apparently with cows now. What are you looking up?
32:36
No, no. I'm.
32:37
I'm just like we do it. For future gift ideas.
32:42
Oh God. OK, so.
32:44
'Cause I I don't know if you know where I'm from, but.
32:48
Wisconsin. Know how to.
32:50
Wisconsin. I hate you guys so much.
32:54
Minnesota. But I I know how to find some
32:59
good cow themed. Themes.
33:04
Could you give me a cow skull and and tell me that it's
33:07
pretend that it's not real, but it's real?
33:11
I can look into that, yeah. Does that make sense?
33:13
I honestly, to be completely honest with you, I probably know
33:18
exactly where to find one. Really.
33:22
But you got to tell me it's. Also butter season.
33:24
But you got to tell me it's bake and it's 3D printed out of real
33:29
bone. It's it's fake.
33:32
It's totally fake. So I'll.
33:34
Text my dad it it. It would be massive.
33:36
I don't think you understand how big.
33:38
Cows heads are well, my grandma's doing like beadwork or
33:44
mosaic work and she's using like a real bullhead, so.
33:50
It's a big boy. It's a big boy.
33:51
It's but. Yeah, they're big.
33:53
I want to we'll talk about it. I don't know if I'm I want to be
33:57
that dedicated just yet to I want to be that that person that
34:01
collects. Excuse you, you're very loud.
34:04
I know I'm trying. I'm going to pass out.
34:06
I kind of eat, OK. I want to be that person that is
34:14
very edgy and just collects like tiny animal skulls and like, oh,
34:20
ah, but the thought of having like an animal skull kind of
34:25
freaks me out. So that's why I said you have
34:27
you have to tell me it's plastic or whatever.
34:31
But anyways. I I I almost was able to get you
34:36
a Chihuahua skull. I like that, but I hate that at
34:41
the same. I'll take it.
34:43
Time. I got, I got an idea.
34:45
I'll take it. You can't fuck it.
34:48
You can't fuck it the neighbors. The neighbors I I.
34:54
Don't the one that does the the grill smoking or the ones that
34:58
Jay doesn't like. My no, it wasn't the ones that
35:04
that Jay doesn't like. It was the ones.
35:06
Let's be honest out, I don't like any.
35:08
Side door, Yeah. You don't like anyone out the
35:12
side door, you're looking at the house.
35:14
Yeah, I thought they do the smoking on like the girl
35:18
smoking. Well, they they, they grill, but
35:21
they. That's not the same people.
35:23
Oh, OK. No, the smoking is across the
35:25
street. What happened to their
35:27
Chihuahua? They some relation came home and
35:33
they had three Chihuahuas that they put in a cage outside for
35:39
whatever reason but one night. Is this a trigger warning for
35:45
some people? OK.
35:47
No, I think it, it was everybody was leaving and they couldn't be
35:50
in the house, so they had to be outside in a pen.
35:54
Like the pen was more than large enough for them.
35:57
And they, they have been outside of the pen most of the time.
36:01
So it's not like they're just like holed up in tiny little
36:05
pens, you know? They're being treated fine, but
36:09
I wanted to strangle those freaking dogs.
36:13
Because I'm sitting here like waiting for a story that like,
36:18
you're like, this person had some sort of relations and then
36:21
they left. And I'm like, what happened to
36:24
these dogs? How long were they gone?
36:26
And why do you have heard? OK.
36:29
I wanted to strangle them. Well, yeah, Chihuahuas, Yeah.
36:34
How long? For like 7 hours straight.
36:40
So little. Yapping.
36:42
You know that they've been doing that since like May, April or
36:51
May, Yeah, 'cause. They come and go.
36:54
Oh, I was like that, that massive van, like that RV thing.
36:59
They keep them in that in that vehicle all freaking day.
37:04
They'll, they'll do that. They'll take them into the house
37:07
too and bring them out. I've never seen them for.
37:11
Whatever reason they were outside for like 7 hours and
37:15
just non-stop barking, I wanted to do something about it.
37:22
He. Triggered something in me
37:24
because I instantly remembered that I know I know exactly what
37:29
you're talking about because when we were there it yes and I
37:33
thought about it too. I was like this is insane, but
37:39
we have this go. There's two dogs that our
37:44
neighbors next door recently got and they're puppy.
37:49
They're so cute. They're so cute but they're so
37:52
annoying and they keep them outside the whole entire time
37:57
and they go all day. Lose my mind, Lose my.
38:04
Mind we've got like it's gotten to the point where like I've
38:07
learned how to just kind of tune it out unless I'm outside and
38:10
then I can't hear them anymore I.
38:12
Don't hear it at all. Anymore.
38:14
Yeah, I don't. Hear anything?
38:15
But anyways, back to the cow thing.
38:19
So I'm going to do a whole wall full of cows.
38:22
We have the cow head. I have 3 diamond arts of
38:26
highland cows. My grandma got one of those
38:29
like, you know, those banner things that like, not to sound
38:36
any type of way, but like older white women put in front of
38:38
their house where it's like Happy Easter or Merry Christmas
38:42
or like celebrating like a holiday.
38:45
You know what I'm talking about. Live, laugh, God.
38:47
Yeah, so my, my grandma bought me one of those where you're
38:50
supposed to like, stick it in the ground in front of your
38:53
house or outside or something. I'm not going to do that 'cause
38:55
I don't want to be that person. So I'm going to hang it like a
38:58
banner on the wall underneath the cow things and then I'll
39:04
send you a picture. But my dad sent me these.
39:09
They're cool, they're cute, but they're really freaking creepy
39:12
3D printed cows. And they're like right there.
39:16
I didn't know I was getting them.
39:18
So I was ordering things off of TikTok at the time and I got
39:24
those packages and then out of nowhere I got these creepy 3D
39:28
printed cows and I opened them and I'm like who sent this to
39:33
me? They're really cute.
39:35
They're creep. Look at the eyes though.
39:37
They're. Really cute.
39:38
Are they? Yeah, are.
39:39
They the big bulging eyes. Yeah.
39:43
Here. I can't it's I can't kawaii cow.
39:46
It's literally. Kawaii cow.
39:47
No, can't. Can you see it?
39:50
Yeah, Don't I don't. It's creepy.
39:53
They're they're cute if you don't look at the eyes right.
39:55
I can't do. That 100%.
39:57
Bulging. Eyes.
39:58
Yeah. And they are like, they look
40:00
like human eyes. Is that not what cows look?
40:03
Like no, their eyes, their eyes are like jet black.
40:06
Every time I'm near a cow, they look like that at me.
40:09
No. Are they scared of me?
40:11
Yes. Yes.
40:13
Every time I'm near a cow, they're they're just terrified.
40:15
They're like human eyes and I'm like, I don't, I don't like
40:19
human eyes on animals. It it freaks me out.
40:23
I'll tell you soon here, man, soon, soon, soon.
40:26
I'm going to go to this ranch down the road.
40:29
They've literally got the sign out front by local beef.
40:32
Here's our number. I'm like, yes baby, I'm so
40:36
ready. Oh, they're so cute black.
40:40
We'll have to make sure you get a smoker and then I no come up
40:43
and visit. No, absolutely not.
40:46
No, the last time I smoked on your smoker.
40:48
Dude that was the dumbest shit in the world.
40:50
Listen. He hated it so much.
40:53
It is. So good, it's.
40:54
Delicious. I think it was like I don't even
40:57
know if it was burnt ends. It was.
41:00
I don't even know. It was like cubed back strap or
41:02
something. It was.
41:02
You like literally told him how to do it and he goes, I don't
41:06
know how he does this, this. So we're living with you.
41:09
So because you like to sit out there and like enjoy the day and
41:12
soak up the sun and like and watch the grill.
41:14
I have no time for this shit dude.
41:17
I want my food to cook and then be done when I'm ready for it to
41:20
be like the 80. It was delicious.
41:22
OK, it was unreal, but I'll never smoke again.
41:25
That was so stupid. It's fine, people.
41:28
Will do it. People are like here get you a
41:30
Traeger that will automatically feed pellets to smoke and I'm
41:33
like go kill like don't talk to me, I don't care like.
41:37
He literally was like, I don't know how much to open it, I
41:39
don't know how much to close it. I've done everything.
41:42
This thing is pissing me off all.
41:43
Over the place, so mad it's 125. Now it's 500.
41:47
Like, yeah, I remember. Every time I did something it
41:50
was like it was never up to temp.
41:52
And then when I would turn around I was like God up to
41:55
temp. I was like, I'm done.
41:56
I don't care, it's really good. Don't want to do it again.
42:00
Meanwhile I I did pork loin, chicken and and brats on the the
42:09
smoker. And I'm with it like it's, it's
42:11
delicious. Meal.
42:13
I saw it and. That that temperature gauge
42:17
stuck right where it needed to be because I am good at what I
42:20
do. Speaking.
42:25
Of being good at what I do, I have a surprise for you guys.
42:31
Oh no. And you guys have already heard
42:34
part of it because I accidentally hit the wrong
42:36
button. Yes.
42:41
So are you going to play the Adriana?
42:43
Managed to pull some strings and whoops hang on, I thought wrong
42:49
button again. I thought you were going to play
42:51
the Adriana Chaquet clip right in your ears.
42:55
That's fine, I'll throw up. I don't care.
42:57
Go for it. So I've managed to pull some
43:01
strings and we have our very first listener voice memo that
43:07
came in and. You can't see it, Amber shocked.
43:13
She is now a gape shopped. Oh my gosh.
43:17
I'm going to hit the button and see if it plays.
43:19
If not, then I'm going to have to do a different setting to
43:21
make sure, because I I tested the audio to make sure that it
43:24
was loud enough. So it said, hey, let's see if it
43:26
plays, Yeah? Hope.
43:30
J&A are back to jars so it's no longer just an R.
43:35
It's great to hear you guys back in my podcast feed.
43:38
I hope you're all doing well. High hopes here.
43:41
Just want to drop this little memo.
43:42
Wouldn't say what a blast it has been to have you guys come back
43:46
into the feed. Loving the stories.
43:48
Can't wait to hear the rest. I was going to tell a joke about
43:53
the layoffs, you know, lighten the mood, but sadly none of them
43:56
work. So thanks for fading.
44:01
Oh my God. I love it.
44:06
We have officially gotten our very first voice memo.
44:10
For those of you listening and wish to throw down a 32nd to one
44:15
minute voice clip a minute, you can find it at memo dot FM
44:22
slash. Thanks, hated it.
44:25
The the link will be in the description of the show and
44:31
yeah, go ahead and throw it in. I didn't even know we could do
44:34
that. Thank you, High hopes for
44:37
sending our first one. Getting it tested out for me,
44:39
yay. Thanks, high hopes, that was
44:41
dope. Love you that.
44:42
Was a that joke was cringe. That's what we are, though.
44:47
Don't you? Don't you?
44:48
Oh. It's so good, it's so good.
44:52
I think I think he's right though.
44:54
Like yes thanks, hated it. Like it's perfect.
44:58
It's yeah, it worked. It worked so well.
45:00
I love it. That was dope.
45:04
I can't wait for more. I'm excited.
45:05
I'm glad we're doing it again and I wish we could have done it
45:09
for the last couple months. I just, there was absolutely no
45:12
way we're still right now, like just trying to put it together
45:17
like. We're trying to get our shit
45:18
together. And it's, it's probably still
45:20
going to be a challenge for a little bit just to make sure
45:26
that the technology is working and understanding how the
45:28
technology is supposed to work, because this is only the second
45:32
podcast with these new recorders that.
45:35
I have. So it's it's going to be a
45:39
matter of definite, definitely some trial and error.
45:43
There's going to be mistakes. We have backups though, so
45:50
hopefully that will provide some safety net for us, but I think
45:56
we'll be able to roll roll pretty, pretty steadily into
46:00
this. Now we got it, I say.
46:03
It's already a flawless setup and it's the first time.
46:06
I mean, we're killing it. Yeah, you guys got new mics too.
46:14
They're good. They're they sound great.
46:16
I mean, the the last episode you wanted to have thought that we
46:19
were using brand new Mike's brand new recorder.
46:25
It it sounded fantastic. No, it sounds amazing, so I
46:30
think it looks good too. Yeah, I'm excited though.
46:35
We're we're going to just casually make it better, make
46:40
improvements, take one step at a time and get it going.
46:46
But. I can't wait to have high hopes
46:49
on. Yeah, we'll have high hopes on
46:52
at some point. Absolutely.
46:56
Especially since he does his own podcast.
47:00
We gotta hear his. His his podcast is a is a
47:04
Minecraft interview podcast. So he interviews creators in the
47:10
Minecraft space and it's phenomenal.
47:12
He's he, I was actually on one of his episodes, not to brag or
47:17
anything, but he's one of the best interviewers that I've ever
47:23
heard. Just kind of makes it flow.
47:27
But it's, it's a real just really nice conversation.
47:32
I'll listen to it. Couple of them then, because I
47:35
don't like Minecraft. Rude.
47:38
But it's not just, it's not just Minecraft, it's, it's all about
47:42
the creator itself. So like, yeah, the basis is
47:45
Minecraft. So he uses, you know, Minecraft
47:49
as the jumping off point. But it talks about everything
47:53
they do and everything so. I'll check it out.
47:55
How about that? Yeah, the beacon is what it's.
47:59
Called. So the other thing is too, I've
48:02
got my machine here, my rig, and we're going to put that up as
48:06
well. So I'd like to do the reacts.
48:09
I'd like to do Ryan, you and I play some games together.
48:16
I would also I anytime you're ready, I will set it all up and
48:20
we will have her play Arachnophobia.
48:24
No. I'm dude, I'm so excited.
48:26
Phasmophobia. Let's say Phasmophobia is the
48:29
one with the like co-ops looking for ghosts.
48:32
I'm talking about the single player, where it's the Oh yeah.
48:35
Yeah, yeah. Bro, I will murder you guys.
48:38
It's. So good.
48:39
No, you know, I hate spiders. It's so good.
48:42
I don't care. I hate spiders.
48:44
No. Whenever we're ready, you let me
48:48
know how to screen record and do all that good jazz and we'll
48:50
start doing that too and put it up on the channel.
48:53
Absolutely. Not that game.
48:56
I'll play that other game, not the spider one.
49:00
I mean, a potato got streamer of the year, so I think we can do
49:05
something. I think we can do something.
49:09
Yeah, I'm excited though. Lots of lots of fun stuff.
49:12
That that voice memo is is exciting though.
49:17
That was so cool to hear. Working.
49:19
It was super. It's super easy to to work with,
49:23
so I'm I'm excited about that. Yeah, it was cool.
49:27
It was nice. It was.
49:27
It was cool. That was really cool to hear.
49:30
Do we have time for one more story?
49:33
Oh yeah, we got plenty of time. Oh, OK, good.
49:35
I say I'm gonna cut it off after this.
49:36
I have to eat. I'm gonna die, dude.
49:41
We met a psychic. Old psychic.
49:47
In one of those, what are they called?
49:51
Not a wheelchair scooters. Hoveround.
49:54
Yep. We were at a a flea market and
50:00
for whatever reason she decided to cut right in between us.
50:05
There's a whole last thing, but she decided to cut right in
50:08
between US and it's. Like a 2 foot gap.
50:10
She was like, I'll, I'll split the difference and go right in
50:12
your booths. I think she said she was 86 or
50:16
87 years old. Yeah.
50:18
And yeah, just cut right in front of us.
50:21
And mind you, I'm at a booth with the candles, but it's his
50:28
business. I don't lift a finger.
50:31
I sit there on my butt, on the chair.
50:34
And then at the very end I sit in the car and he puts
50:37
everything away. So.
50:38
She does the the the money while I run my own company on the
50:42
side. So I mean I make the candles but
50:45
he pretty much sells them so. But anyways, I'm sitting at the
50:51
booth and the lady cuts in between US and she stops,
50:58
doesn't smell any of the candles or anything, she just starts
51:02
talking to what was she talking about?
51:04
God knows the the war. She was talking about.
51:09
The Great War she was a nurse in.
51:11
It was crazy. She used to dance.
51:14
She lived in New York, Florida, California and something else.
51:24
One of the middle ones. She did, I think Colorado.
51:28
Yep. And then she did, I don't know,
51:32
she's telling us her whole entire life.
51:34
And she's like, no, I don't even have to work, but I want to work
51:37
because this this and this and this.
51:39
It was a good 3035 minutes, yes, that she just stood there.
51:43
Talking. Talking at us.
51:45
This was. And I was responding, but it was
51:47
more like, hey, I'm working. Yeah.
51:49
Right now. Yeah.
51:50
I, I would love to hear your story.
51:52
I just can't do it right at this right Right now.
51:55
Meanwhile there is nobody that was walking by at this point.
51:57
No, like not a single person. It's literally the Sunday before
52:04
Christmas. Yep.
52:05
So I mean. The last.
52:07
Show dead. Yeah.
52:09
And I don't even remember how like this conversation started,
52:15
but we started talking about astrology and Zodiac and stuff
52:19
like that. And she looks at me and she's
52:24
like, what's your sign or what's your what's your like?
52:28
Are you a fire water? What airbender are you?
52:32
And I was like, what do you think?
52:35
And she was like, I think you're like a water sign or something.
52:39
And I don't know. I'm in Gemini.
52:41
That's all I know. I know like the 123.
52:45
I'm a Gemini, Aquarius, Scorpio, which is crazy, crazy pants.
52:53
She's like, oh, that makes sense, blah, blah, blah, blah,
52:55
blah, blah. And then she started telling me
52:57
that she could read like palm read into the future and stuff
53:03
like that. And she looks at me and she's
53:05
like, Oh my God, your hands like your lines don't connect, which
53:09
means you're ahead or something. I can't remember.
53:15
But she was like, she said something like that means you're
53:18
ahead. And literally, I don't think
53:20
I've ever met another person that has had it separated.
53:23
I'm like, what the hell are you talking about?
53:26
OK, cool. And she's like, I bet you he
53:28
doesn't have or he has it connected too.
53:32
And I'm like, do you have it connected?
53:34
And he's like, I don't. Know what?
53:37
What? Do you mean?
53:40
So I'm like, go give her your hand because this is like
53:43
grandma talk at this point, like this is now our grandmother,
53:46
like we have to do what she says and she like opens her mouth and
53:52
she's just like, Oh my God, you're a head too or something
53:56
like that. So it was weird.
53:59
And then what was the the whole conversation though, like the
54:04
the one that you remember? Oh, I don't remember any of it.
54:07
No, that why do we call her a psychic?
54:10
She said she was a psychic. She had a joke.
54:13
What I'm trying to set you up for your.
54:15
Joke. Oh no, I have no idea.
54:17
The Angels. Oh God.
54:21
Damn it, dude. Brother, you're so far off.
54:24
So I can't recall how it got there, but she was letting us
54:29
know that she's in touch with the other side and she can do
54:33
this and she can do that. And she said, and you know the
54:37
angels, and I looked at her and I said, you mean Saint Michael,
54:41
St. Anthony and my mother.
54:45
And that was just, she was like, what did you say?
54:50
That's so good. It was so good.
54:54
He said it slower. He was like Saint Andrew, St.
54:58
Michael's and Oh, my mother. My mother, yeah, she that was it
55:06
for her. That's good, good stuff.
55:09
Thing And she was just like, OK, well, I'm going to go walk
55:11
around now. I was like, OK.
55:13
Yeah, it was, it was interesting.
55:14
It was very what is that movie with the the red demon man?
55:20
Inception. Insidious.
55:23
It was very insidious. I was like, this is this.
55:26
She's been around, man. She was telling us.
55:28
She's like, I've been doing this, I've done that.
55:30
I've had a business. I've had not, I've been there,
55:33
been not like it, just just everything.
55:35
She told me what she wants to do now and I can't remember what it
55:38
was. She was a.
55:40
Teacher she was. Did this, did that.
55:42
She wants so she said she works like 2 weeks in the summertime
55:51
in New York doing like an admin thing or something like that.
55:56
I'm like, OK, and at one point she was like, and then this lady
56:01
just dropped off like 90 Barbie dolls.
56:04
I'm like, OK, she goes, I want to like make outfits for these
56:12
Barbie dolls and then give them away to people who need them in
56:15
like hospitals and shit like that.
56:17
I'm like, who are you? Crazy interaction.
56:23
Very cool. Person just completely insane
56:26
interact. It was a it was definitely a
56:27
Florida interaction. Oh yeah, We've had a bunch of
56:31
those at that flea market too. Like there was this one guy I
56:35
think like two or three weeks before.
56:37
It was the one of the coldest days in South Carolina
56:43
apparently ever that year or something like that.
56:45
Oh. I was pissed.
56:47
And it's like, it's a technically it's an quote UN
56:52
quote indoor flea market, but it's like big garage doors that
56:56
separate the inside from the outside.
56:59
Some people had them open, we had them close, but it's still,
57:03
it's very, very cold. And there's this guy and he's
57:08
wearing shorts and like almost like a nursing shirt or
57:14
something. I'm bored and I'm cold at this
57:16
point. So I just look at him and I'm
57:18
like, how do you do it, man? And like, he immediately comes
57:23
out of like his walking trance and like just stands in front of
57:26
the booth and it's like, what'd you say?
57:29
I'm like, I was just wondering how you were doing it, but now
57:32
I'm kind of like wondering if I should have just.
57:35
Left you. Alone left you alone.
57:38
So he just randomly starts talking to me, realized that
57:42
he's Canadian, but comes down here.
57:47
Yeah, comes down here. Used to own a business or
57:51
something like that in South Florida, close to where I used
57:56
to live back in the 80s or 90s. And he was a motorcyclist.
58:02
So they would literally just do trips on the bike from Florida.
58:07
And I'm like, how do we end up just randomly talking to these
58:12
people? I'm trying to figure out how we
58:13
randomly become them. Like I want to do that.
58:16
Yeah. I would like a business in South
58:18
Florida where I motorcycle up. Well, it's not the 80s anymore.
58:22
That's so true. There's.
58:25
Not the 80s anymore. You boomers.
58:27
This guy was probably like 50-6 fifties or 60s or something like
58:32
that, but he looked good for an old man.
58:34
Pulling that ladder up behind him.
58:37
He was like, he was talking to us for like quite a minute and
58:40
then I'm like, OK, I'm done talking to you.
58:42
And then he just started talking to him.
58:44
I tell you I got 1 today man we were walking around goodwill
58:47
looking for we go to goodwill and instead of buying pre made
58:52
like chintzy or or cheap like. Either.
58:57
Containers like like candle containers, like the glass
58:59
containers you put the. Wax or the tins or whatever we.
59:02
Don't want the cheap stuff, We want the good crystal.
59:06
The good. That's the thing.
59:07
It's not even cheap. Like if you go online and you
59:09
order like a four thing of those tins, yeah, they're like 3 to $5
59:15
apiece. So even for the thin tin that
59:18
doesn't like actually, yeah. So we go to the Goodwill and we
59:22
get the real crystal, the thick glass, the real.
59:25
These are stuff that's been sitting in a curio for 40 years.
59:28
And somebody donated because they passed or something like
59:31
that. And we clear the shelf to give
59:34
me everything, give me all the good stuff.
59:35
They're like $0.50 a piece or a dollar a piece.
59:39
We're in there and we're not talking to this guy.
59:42
He's talking away from us. I know he's talking away from
59:47
us, but like to us kind of kind of the whole like area that
59:51
we're in and he goes he. Picked up something that was
59:53
Christmas. He goes ha ha ha, in his way,
59:57
Santa's coming. And I was like, I'm pretty sure
1:00:00
he's come and gone and the guy goes, well, he's going to come
1:00:04
back. Or at least he's breathing hard.
1:00:09
Yeah. I was like holy shit dude, this
1:00:14
guy is 82 years old. I find out later. 82 or 84?
1:00:17
Yeah. And we're sitting there talking
1:00:20
and he walks down the aisle again.
1:00:22
Like we're standing like in the area ish for a solid like 10-15
1:00:27
minutes. We're looking at rugs.
1:00:30
We found this lady who's also standing in like the same area
1:00:33
as us since we got there. Who has she's got?
1:00:35
Her little dots in with her. A Wiener dog.
1:00:38
It was a service dog. She was a precious thing ever.
1:00:41
She finally leaves where I'm trying to look at.
1:00:45
So then we go back over to like where the the crystals are and
1:00:49
stuff and I'm just literally like scanning the shelves, like
1:00:52
which ones do I want my candles to look like?
1:00:56
And then? So he comes back the same guy
1:00:59
and he says like everything's made in China.
1:01:03
Yeah. And now everything in China's
1:01:05
$2.00. And I was like, Yep, thank
1:01:08
goodness Cambodia is still nice. And he goes, you were in
1:01:12
Cambodia and I go to, I was not in Cambodia.
1:01:15
He goes, oh, that's a shame. I was in Thailand just across
1:01:18
the border. And I was like, holy shit, this
1:01:20
guy, like he goes, yeah, yeah, they had us over there with all
1:01:24
the Agent Orange. And I'm like, all right, we
1:01:26
we've gotten much too deep for this passing glance
1:01:29
conversation. So he's telling me how he used
1:01:33
to run with the the guys in the planes with the Agent Orange.
1:01:37
And he's just telling me everything.
1:01:39
And I'm, I'm 84 and I'm still kicking and I'm strong as hell
1:01:43
and I'm everything, everything goes down except for the price.
1:01:49
I was like, Yep, that's true. And he, as I'm looking at him,
1:01:51
he's gesturing to his Dick like putting his hand lower.
1:01:55
And he goes, everything's down but the price.
1:01:58
And I'm like, brother, you have got to chill like.
1:02:00
I didn't see that. I'm sitting here looking at like
1:02:03
stuff to make candles. He is just whiling in this
1:02:06
goodwill and he was like, where'd you serve?
1:02:10
I was like, I didn't, thank God. Like he goes, are you a Marine?
1:02:13
He. Was like, no, thank God.
1:02:15
I was like, no, I got picked up by UPS before I could,
1:02:18
thankfully. And we're just sitting there
1:02:20
talking for a minute and he's just going off, man.
1:02:23
I was just, I'm just listening to him.
1:02:25
Like Yep, uh huh. Yep, this guy is wild.
1:02:29
Like we just get him all the time, dude.
1:02:32
All the time. I felt like it was a Florida
1:02:34
thing. It's not.
1:02:35
It's anywhere we go kind of thing.
1:02:37
And then he starts, he starts talking about how he was retired
1:02:41
or something by the time. Did he say he was retired?
1:02:44
Yeah. Oh, I heard something.
1:02:46
Else, oh, he said he was retired before he was even born in 88 or
1:02:53
something like that. And then he goes something about
1:02:57
like when's your birthday or something like that.
1:02:59
And he goes, ohh, yeah, by the way, my birthday is in 10 days.
1:03:02
I'll be 87. I.
1:03:04
Was like happy birthday. Happy birthday Just.
1:03:08
Anything to Get Me Out of this, Like, yeah.
1:03:11
That's kind of what we did all. All entertained for a minute but
1:03:15
after like a good 5-6 minutes of him cornering me in the aisle,
1:03:18
I'm like but I'm so sorry I have to keep it moving.
1:03:21
Like I'm honestly trying to get home to do a podcast.
1:03:25
I gots to go man. But.
1:03:29
It was so funny. Yeah, I thought these
1:03:31
interactions were like Florida interactions because I had them
1:03:34
all the time in Florida too. And they're not.
1:03:37
It's just me. I just bring in the the people,
1:03:40
man. Same here I.
1:03:42
Don't know what it is. Same here.
1:03:45
You guys have too much of A inviting aura.
1:03:49
Aura. Something like.
1:03:52
That you need to you need to tone it down.
1:03:56
Become more of a Dick. Everybody wants a piece.
1:03:59
To develop that RBF. I can teach you.
1:04:04
No, I can't. In public, I don't have it.
1:04:08
I was just telling him we were in a Dollar General the other
1:04:10
day and I was like, kind of like walking by myself because he
1:04:14
doesn't like when I do like the different aisles at a time.
1:04:17
Like I'll go from one aisle to another one and then back and
1:04:20
then all that other stuff. I think she did three circles in
1:04:24
one like corner of the store at the same time today and I
1:04:28
literally just stopped moving. Yeah, I waited for her to go on
1:04:32
to the next area and then I just followed.
1:04:34
Yeah. And as I was doing that, like
1:04:38
I'd normally if like nobody's looking at me, I don't look at
1:04:40
anybody else. And I keep this like, somewhat
1:04:43
mean mug on my face. But the people pleaser in me,
1:04:47
apparently if I look at a person, I immediately like, kind
1:04:51
of like half smile, half smirk. And I did it to this crackhead
1:04:56
and I swear to God he was following me all throughout good
1:05:01
Dollar General. And like I said, I don't just go
1:05:04
from aisle to aisle like a normal person does.
1:05:07
I go from one aisle all the way to the back and then right to
1:05:10
the middle and then back to this one and then back into like the
1:05:12
half middle. And this guy was there every
1:05:16
single time. And I finally looked up at one
1:05:18
point and I didn't realize like he was staring at me.
1:05:21
So I'm just like, and he just kind of smiled back and I was
1:05:25
like, OK, I've looked down, picked my things out, went over
1:05:28
to like the beauty department where it has like all the nails
1:05:30
and stuff. He comes right behind me and I'm
1:05:33
like, Nope. And I go to the cash restaurant
1:05:35
and immediately like wave him to come over.
1:05:38
He immediately fucks off. I was like OK, completely reeked
1:05:42
of weed. Oh yeah, Oh my God.
1:05:44
Yeah. Somebody mentioned it to him,
1:05:47
like in the store when I went by.
1:05:49
He was like, me, Yes, bud, you man, you, me.
1:05:53
I could smell you halfway down the aisle.
1:05:56
It was crazy. Same day, same Dollar General.
1:06:01
Before all of that happened, I went to go and ask one of the
1:06:04
people that worked there up front if they could help us
1:06:07
reach the Welch's sparkling grape juice at the very, very
1:06:13
top, because we're idiots and couldn't see where it was.
1:06:16
Like right in the middle on a different aisle.
1:06:19
We want the. Top shelf.
1:06:20
Apparently this this like super tall guy is like pacing back and
1:06:28
forth in front like trying to figure out where these cookies
1:06:33
and cream Hershey bar is. Also tweaking.
1:06:37
Kind of, yeah. And he's like, man, don't you
1:06:42
all got this? And they're like, I don't know.
1:06:45
We've been, you know, literally like out of it for a minute and
1:06:49
out of a lot of stuff. He goes, man, if I don't have my
1:06:51
cookies and cream, I'm going to be pissed.
1:06:53
And I immediately just kind of like looked over and I saw that
1:06:57
it was like right next to me. So it's like, sorry, it's right
1:07:00
there. He goes, oh, bless you, you're
1:07:02
an Angel, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1:07:05
And I'm like, no problem. And then I went to ask the lady
1:07:10
behind the register if she could help me reach something that was
1:07:13
on the very top shelf. He goes, no, baby, I got you
1:07:16
what you need. And I was like, I can have them
1:07:19
help me. He goes, no, no, no, they're
1:07:21
busy. What do you need?
1:07:22
I'm like, fuck, man. I'm like.
1:07:26
He walked in front of her. He's like, show me the aisle,
1:07:28
show me the aisle. It was crazy, dude.
1:07:31
I'm like, all right, if you insist, he goes.
1:07:34
You help me find my chocolate, I'll help you reach something I
1:07:37
wish I hadn't. OK.
1:07:38
I really wish I hadn't. He was nice, he was sweet and
1:07:41
then he fucked off afterwards. So he like, I immediately showed
1:07:45
him where it was. Hey, I was like, can you pass me
1:07:48
that grape juice? And he like immediately went for
1:07:51
like like some sort of like hot sauce that was next to it or
1:07:53
something. I was like, no, no, no to the
1:07:55
left. And he's like, OK.
1:07:58
And then it's just so weird. And then he was like, you need
1:08:02
anything else up high? And I was like, no, Sir, thank
1:08:06
you. And he goes, not a problem,
1:08:07
baby, you have a good one. Happy new Year.
1:08:09
So like, OK. I am done with it.
1:08:12
I'm so done with it. I don't want anybody messing
1:08:14
with me anymore. Leave me alone.
1:08:16
And I'm not trying to make fun of anybody's accent.
1:08:19
It's just how I how I talk whenever I hear somebody with an
1:08:22
accent so. It's also how people talk up
1:08:24
here like it's. Not 100%.
1:08:26
I'm not making fun of. People have a southern droll
1:08:29
here. Like I'm starting to pick it up.
1:08:31
I don't like it. Yeah, you are.
1:08:33
I don't like it, but I'm good. Well, yeah, you're it.
1:08:42
It's time to get dinner. Yep, I'm hungry.
1:08:44
Nom. Nom.
1:08:44
Nom. Nom.
1:08:45
Nom. Nom.
1:08:45
Nom. It's late guys.
1:08:46
Here it is 9:30 at night. Yes, it is.
1:08:50
We're we're doing it for y'all. Yep.
1:08:53
We'll, maybe we'll try to record to next week to get ahead of
1:09:00
things and work back that backlog that we had beforehand
1:09:05
just in case. But we're rolling now.
1:09:09
It's it's happening. We're back.
1:09:11
It works. Everything works.
1:09:13
I'll say we, we had some issues in the beginning and some other
1:09:15
issues that Amber can talk about, but we, we, we got it
1:09:21
working and it's working. I think it's working pretty
1:09:23
well. I've been watching the levels
1:09:25
the whole time and, and we'll see what we'll see what you can
1:09:30
hear through the recording when you start to edit.
1:09:32
But I mean, if it worked, man, that's freaking awesome.
1:09:34
And I'm happy and we can start doing, like you said, two or two
1:09:38
at a time and getting it back to where we were.
1:09:41
Absolutely. But.
1:09:43
Thank you guys so much. We appreciate you all.
1:09:45
Hugs and kisses, I love you all. Mommy and daddy's biscuits came
1:09:50
by I. Hated it.
1:10:15
Do I press the big red button?