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Welcome to 2025 | Son of a Boy Dad #263 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Year's every year, but every year becomes topical again right
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  Speaker 3: after New Year's It's kind of a fun little holiday joke.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you know it now, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Some fat guys back, Hey.
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  Speaker 1: We saw you in the hockey game Mark, so I
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  Speaker 3: I got a drink named after me, A big deal.
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  Speaker 1: Pink Whitney.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: See it fellas, I invented the thing. You pigeoned Pink
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  Speaker 1: Whitney for legendary moments. You act like a Santa, but
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  Speaker 1: it winds up being Trump. Is that it not a
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  Speaker 1: bad misdirect?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: I say that. My New Year's resolution is that I'm
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  Speaker 3: only giving up my seat on the subway if I'm
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  Speaker 3: certain the pregnancy was intentional.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yes, I have heard that joke.
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  Speaker 1: There is a classic.
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  Speaker 3: Pregnant women if pregnant privilege is out of control. H
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  Speaker 3: we're only making it. We're setting them up for failure
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  Speaker 3: by giving them seats something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I love that. Yeah, the pregnant demand too much. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's one thing I'll I'll definitely push for this year
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  Speaker 1: less rights for pregnant people.
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  Speaker 3: Not sure this is the year to draw that line
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  Speaker 3: the same?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I need all the rights I'm about to
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  Speaker 1: march for the pregnant or pregnant brothers and sisters who.
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  Speaker 5: Are fucking is there? Are they doing a pregnant march
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  Speaker 5: this year?
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  Speaker 1: They should? Yeah, I could organize. I'm looking for a
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  Speaker 1: new hobby this year, really, something fresh.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like having something fresh would invigorate me and
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  Speaker 1: I try basically everything.
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  Speaker 5: You should get into a fly fishing.
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  Speaker 1: That's not fucking crazy, bros.
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  Speaker 5: Boring as well, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many No, it does sound fun.
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  Speaker 5: It does sound You get to fly tying, start tying
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  Speaker 5: some flies yourself.
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  Speaker 1: That's something I could do for the from the comfort
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  Speaker 1: of your home. Yeah, just the tie flying.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't even have to fly fish. You could
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  Speaker 5: just tie flies for me and then I'll take them.
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  Speaker 3: I'd like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be like a crocheting class. It would
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  Speaker 1: probably stave off dementia.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: I need to stave off my Alzheimer's this year. This
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  Speaker 1: could be the year, if I remember correctly.
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  Speaker 5: Would you guys get for Christmas? Anything good?
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  Speaker 1: Ak's ars.
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  Speaker 3: Those are always good ones. I don't know yet. I'm
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  Speaker 3: saving all my presents for a rainy day.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's a fun idea yourself.
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  Speaker 3: You only get sad after you've opened your last present.
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  Speaker 3: I used to have so much remorse when I opened
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  Speaker 3: my final presence.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, looking behind the tree for another one.
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  Speaker 3: Just feeling like, no grat I don't know, not grat
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  Speaker 3: It was just sad that it was over. And then
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  Speaker 3: I would take inventory. I would take an inventory of
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  Speaker 3: all the presents. Yeah, and I premised that behind saying
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  Speaker 3: that I needed to know to whom I had to
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  Speaker 3: write thank you cards. But that wasn't it.
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  Speaker 1: You probably got some fucking incredible.
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  Speaker 3: We weren't as rich growing up as we are now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even saying rich. I'm just saying you come
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  Speaker 1: from clearly a loved family.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: Where your dad was probably shopping, your mom was probably
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  Speaker 1: shopping in October.
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  Speaker 3: Well, every year, my sister and my mom would say, guys,
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  Speaker 3: this year, we're going to make an effort to go
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  Speaker 3: quality over quantity, and I think we should make it
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  Speaker 3: a limit that each person in the family only gets
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  Speaker 3: one gift for each other person in the family.
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  Speaker 5: That's this year.
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  Speaker 3: No, my sister and my mom started saying that like
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  Speaker 3: ten years ago, and then my dad would pull me
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  Speaker 3: aside and he would say fuck that, quantity over quality,
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  Speaker 3: and then he would fill the presence with various charge
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  Speaker 3: My dad buys chargers for our family every fucking year.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be lives in sharper image or what. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, and they're all obsolete now, ye already you.
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  Speaker 1: Got to keep them though you never know when it's
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  Speaker 1: technology is secular like fashion. Yeah, Apple's going to go
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  Speaker 1: back to.
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  Speaker 5: The charging ports, like I'm holding onto my USB port blocks, yes,
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  Speaker 5: because like you never know when you're gonna need like
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  Speaker 5: you still need those or some things, but Apple's trying
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  Speaker 5: to make it seem like you only need USBC.
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  Speaker 3: Now. Well, what I'd like to see is somehow in movies,
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  Speaker 3: you know, sometimes in movies, what you see is that
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  Speaker 3: some world catastrophic event has happened and now all everything,
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  Speaker 3: the latest technology is no longer usable. But they figure
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  Speaker 3: out that if you go back to using some very
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  Speaker 3: outdated ancient technology that still works because they're not part
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  Speaker 3: of the mainframe that got taken down by the terrorists
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  Speaker 3: or the AI or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: The record player always still works. Like you're walking through
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  Speaker 1: the bombed out town and then you just hear some
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  Speaker 1: eerie music playing and the record players just fucking rattling,
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  Speaker 1: just scratching because it got to the end of the record.
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  Speaker 1: Some creepy shit like that, bro, some creepy ass shit
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  Speaker 1: that always fucking happens to me. Does Honkkah hit the
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  Speaker 1: same if getting a present once every day for fourteen days?
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  Speaker 1: Does that hit the same as getting fourteen presents hall
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  Speaker 1: at once?
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  Speaker 3: Depends on the parents. And what I mean by that is,
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  Speaker 3: if the parents are cognizant of competing with Christmas, yes,
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  Speaker 3: But if they are I would say pious and honoring
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  Speaker 3: the actual holiday of Hanukah typically no.
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  Speaker 1: What your jew ass have to say on the subject.
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  Speaker 5: We celebrated Honka when I was younger, but we never
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  Speaker 5: did like the big gifts, like like we would like
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  Speaker 5: get like a candy bar some shit.
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  Speaker 3: It's usually erasers top Yeah what Erasers? Tie bars? Yeah, mitzvahs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we got because we all but also because we celebrate Christmas,
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  Speaker 3: which night would be the eraser night.
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  Speaker 5: I don't remember. I remember one time getting like a
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  Speaker 5: match box car.
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  Speaker 1: Was that good or bad?
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  Speaker 5: I was like it was fun, but it was like
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I was probably like six yeah, I just
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  Speaker 5: remember we had the Menora, let me lit the candles.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone can't be a hit, But like, where do you
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  Speaker 1: put the duds? Camp be night one mid ye do
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  Speaker 1: they build?
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  Speaker 5: Now that I think about it actually does sound kind
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  Speaker 5: of worse than Christmas because it's like, yeah, what, You're
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  Speaker 5: waiting all day for your gift that night and then
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  Speaker 5: you get it and then what if like yeah, what
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  Speaker 5: if you imagine getting three nights in a row just
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  Speaker 5: all dog.
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  Speaker 1: Shit or eraser.
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  Speaker 5: And this better be something big at the end of this.
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  Speaker 3: We're a binge culture. Everyone prefers to watch an entire
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  Speaker 3: show in one season in one sitting. That's true, as
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  Speaker 3: opposed to waiting.
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  Speaker 1: For the cereal a week. Yeah nice cereal.
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  Speaker 3: Lewis Black used to have an unbelievable bit about Hanukkah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, what was it just trying to to say that,
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  Speaker 3: like how Hanukkah doesn't compete with Christmas? Why are we
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  Speaker 3: having it at the same time? What a stupid idea
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  Speaker 3: to schedule Hanukkah? Yeah, for the very same time that
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  Speaker 3: Christmas was because it would be a decent holiday if
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  Speaker 3: it didn't fall it exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the summer, Yeah, yeah, no, you think Honkah
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  Speaker 1: would hit in the summer totally? No way.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean? No way? It would be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: It's so like traditional and like you have to wear
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  Speaker 1: your long black dress and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 5: But like imagine like a Honkah like and you don't
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  Speaker 5: even have to like like you don't have school for
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  Speaker 5: like a month after Honukkah.
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  Speaker 1: And you're just celebrating all day.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think you celebrate all day. I think it's
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  Speaker 5: at night, is it?
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  Speaker 1: Is it a nice celebration or is there like isn't
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  Speaker 1: there like kind of like bad food or.
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  Speaker 5: Like we never did the food. We literally just did
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  Speaker 5: the menora and just like, uh I think it. I
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  Speaker 5: think we did it like one year because blood over
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  Speaker 5: the door. It's about lighting the candles.
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  Speaker 1: Uh oh, it lasts for fourteen days.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the oil oist the amount of oil that was
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  Speaker 3: available to have the candles burning for fourteen nights.
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  Speaker 5: We did it because like my dad was in bad mood.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it eight nights? Wait, by the way, it's eight.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it is. It's eight.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Why were we saying fourteen? I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking seven the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: We tak it twelve days of Christmas?
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  Speaker 3: How many?
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  Speaker 1: It's eight nights?
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  Speaker 3: It's yeah, eight nights.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's I guess more approachab.
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  Speaker 3: Why do I know so much about Judaism.
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  Speaker 1: And how does SaaS not?
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  Speaker 5: I don't think this is I think we're vet. This
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  Speaker 5: is very surface level information. I would like how many
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  Speaker 5: how many candles are there on Honkikah and we're like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to come out right now. I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: I have a take. I have a take. Families that
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  Speaker 3: celebrate both Christmas and Honikkah.
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  Speaker 5: I think you should pick a lane. Oh yeah, I agree.
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  Speaker 5: But like I said, we celebrated Honkah one year. Literally,
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  Speaker 5: I think it was because my dad was like pissed
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  Speaker 5: at my mom and he was like, we're gonna do
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  Speaker 5: we deny my heritage long enough, we'll now see how
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  Speaker 5: it's gonna be.
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  Speaker 1: Deal with it. Yeah, worship my god now, the God
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  Speaker 1: of Abraham.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah no, I got literally think that's what happened. We
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  Speaker 5: forced the God of Abraham on your fat Yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: then we never did it again.
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  Speaker 1: Because she probably won. She was like this is fucking stupid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see that being like, that's such a
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  Speaker 3: dad thing. Yeah, just we're doing this. Yeah, we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: do it every year. Yeah, do it one year, never
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  Speaker 3: ever again.
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  Speaker 1: We're driving to the lake. The beach is obviously better.
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  Speaker 1: We're trying the lake. Yeah, it's stuff. It's gonna be tough.
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  Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna impose some shit on my family. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no Islam.
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  Speaker 5: Get some cardboard. Bring out the cardboard, just so.
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  Speaker 1: Let my bros makes a lot. Let my bros pray
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  Speaker 1: every day, my young bro son five times a day.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I gotta get him going early. It's got
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  Speaker 1: to be such a good core workout. Do you guys
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  Speaker 1: feel like Christmas is a little early?
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  Speaker 3: I do. I think that's a good take.
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  Speaker 1: I think that Christmas is close to Thanksgiving and we're
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  Speaker 1: just kind of getting into cold weather, and then there's
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  Speaker 1: going to be this three month expanse of cold weather
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  Speaker 1: where all we have is like March madness in.
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  Speaker 3: It just seems like you'd have a far higher likelihood
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  Speaker 3: of a white Christmas if it were at the end
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  Speaker 3: of January.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, January Christmas should be a fucking thing. January Christmas
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  Speaker 1: would go so hard, all the anticipation in the city.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to all these fucking cozy little restaurants and
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  Speaker 1: maybe ice skating or something like on January fourth. If
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  Speaker 1: you're ice skating like you're it's the time is fast.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to go one further. I actually think you
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  Speaker 3: might want to push Christmas to early February. And here's why.
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  Speaker 3: We have New Year's Eve as a bank holiday or
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  Speaker 3: New Year's Day's Bank holiday at the end of December
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  Speaker 3: early January. Then you have MLK Day and that's mid January,
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  Speaker 3: so you already January is a month has two long
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  Speaker 3: weekends in it.
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  Speaker 1: Basically, I hate to say this, but MLK Day can go.
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  Speaker 3: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: And I love the BRO. I love him like my
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  Speaker 1: brother I and everything he stands for. But maybe he
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  Speaker 1: could consolidate. I wouldn't mind if MLK Day even just
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  Speaker 1: shifted down and comboed with Christmas and we just have
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  Speaker 1: that as a group holiday. Wow, are two greatest men,
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  Speaker 1: Santa Claus and Luther King.
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  Speaker 3: Santa Luther King.
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  Speaker 5: I don't hate it. I think that they should make
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  Speaker 5: the Super Bowl the same week as Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: That would be crazy. That's crazy, and no in a
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  Speaker 1: good way.
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  Speaker 5: I think that would be great.
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  Speaker 3: Too much too much time.
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  Speaker 5: I don't I don't like what's going on with the
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  Speaker 5: whole Christmas games this year with the Netflix shit, and
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  Speaker 5: like all these like comedians on the like am I
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  Speaker 5: going to be? I agree, Like I'm going to be
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  Speaker 5: watching like the Chiefs Play and Chief Stealers, and it's
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  Speaker 5: going to be like medians are going to be commentating
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  Speaker 5: what are the I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean they're basically pandering to this show comedians and ball
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: this is like, yeah, they're targets.
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  Speaker 5: That's kind of the reason that I was annoyed by
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  Speaker 5: it is why are we not? Why were we not selected?
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  Speaker 3: Why are when we doing our own manning cast? Is
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  Speaker 3: really the question.
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  Speaker 5: It's a good idea.
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  Speaker 3: Will we watched the fifteen like Parlay Crumble? Yeah, across
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  Speaker 3: the one PM games? And if we get at each
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  Speaker 3: other for talking each other out of first and unders?
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  Speaker 3: And why did you pick this? Well, dude, five legs failed.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the week, though, I feel so I
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  Speaker 1: can't say this is the week.
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  Speaker 5: This episode comes out in like three weeks.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so happy waiting.
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  Speaker 1: Money.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so happy we have it in coming up.
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  Speaker 5: It really came in, It really came through for the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: It was big for are you how are you guys
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  Speaker 1: all spending your one hundred and twenty thousand?
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: It's good, it's just last week was the odds were
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: so much better?
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: No, they weren't, dude.
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: Last week was like one hundred dollars to pay like
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: two million, was it?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because we've bet fifteen games? We have it's fifteen
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: like this time too. It was two million last time. Yeah,
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: it was two million this time. No, no, no, it was like,
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: what why do you guys take it?
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Seriously?
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: It was like we did we got close? We didn't
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: get close through through Sunday before the Monday night games,
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: we were nine for twelve and I don't know how
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: the Monday games went. I'll look, I'll look and see
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: how we did.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Did you guys get your company bonus?
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: No you didn't.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: You already got yours.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Your manager must have said you didn't go above and beyond.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know whether or not I'm going to get that.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Of course you are. Why would you not get that
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: to the franchise. You're probably going to get a little X.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Did you not go to the meeting yesterday? He said
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: everyone was getting it, and then.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: He qualified that with an email saying.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Not everybody's getting it.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Psych really check your email. You need to find out
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: what that password to that email is.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: I use the email all the time.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, here's our fifteen pick parlay. One for
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: two for three, two for four, three for five, four
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: for six, five for seven, six for eight, six for nine,
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: seven for ten, eight for eleven, nine for twelve, nine
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: for thirteen, ten for fourteen, with one push ten for fourteen.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: That's amazing that we were that accurate. Let's put it
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: this way, if we hadn't betted as a parlay, we'd
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: be rich men. Put the same unit siye on each bet,
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: we would have been rich men.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm just reading this email.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: No, I'm accustomed to you asking me a question, trying
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: to be answering you losing interests happen.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: I was trying to do the math.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: We said nine, we said ten for fifteen, fourteen, ten
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: for fourteen. Yeah, it's pretty solid.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I feel like this week we actually
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: have a pretty good chance to seventy seventy percent hit.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Raise yeaheah six units or something.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: But if the odds are lower, that means that they're
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: like oh shit, this might actually have a chance.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: The payouts are I think it's because this week we
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: chose some money line.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: That you're like, we might actually have a chance because
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: it's like not one point two million, but it's six
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand. Yeah, like we have actually a way better.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: You need to keep your eye on this parlay as
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: it's unfolding through the one pms because if we hit
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: them all, we might want to consider consider a cash out,
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: cash out, or a hedge. The problem is with the
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: cash out is if we're going to cash out, we
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: have to alert we have to send emails out to
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: the fans. It'd be like cash out now, like we
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: need a way of contacting. Yeah, or we cash out
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: then it hits we look like douchebags. All the fans
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: get super rich and.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Us or we get like a discord. We need to
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: get a discord.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Go, we need to get a.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Discord for sure. Yeah, cash out now.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be like, uh, we're gonna be looked at
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: like the hawk toua girl, like we set people up.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still bad.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: We cashed out and then nobody else could cash out.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, do you guys know you know the app Telegram.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I do not, are you guys familiar with telegram?
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Oh the app Telegram?
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: I thought you. I literally thought you just said, do
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: you know the app Telegram? Like like that was like
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Telegram was a thing. No, no, but yes, I am
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: familiar with the app Telegram. Terrorists frequently use it.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, got some bad, bad apples on it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: That chat.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: I don't know if you you were. You weren't around
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: for the dat chat days.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Is the idea that telegram maybe do.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: My humiliation ritual. I didn't even realize it. They have
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: me in address, bro, I know that chat had me
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: in the dress and in full humiliation ritual. Cat ways
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: was right.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this like.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Corporate money came in and had me in address and
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: now I'm like compromised.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Basically, I don't know about this.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: This. We had a sponsor, a presenting sponsor of our
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: podcast called dat Chat. I don't believe it exists anymore,
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: don't chat.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: No.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: It was like it was like a telegram. No, it
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: gets it's way funnier. It was like a telegram. It
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: was like an app like telegram, and it was like
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: but it was everything's like encryptid, so like people can't
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: read your messages like the FBI and SHIP I guess
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: suppose they wouldn't be able to read your messages. And then
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: there was like an option. They were like, and then
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: if you say something like we had to do this
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: like at the top of the episode every episode because
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: it was a presenting sponsor, and it would be like
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: and then if you say something you don't like, luckily,
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: we have the new option, which deletes all the history
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: of the conversation for everyone involved. And I was like,
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: you're like, dude, this app is literally four terrorists that's
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: what it's or like worse pedophiles.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to say it, but like this is yeah,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: this seems like a hate or just arms dealers.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was like something that you couldn't screenshots, just
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: whisper into your phone a lot. But it was like, yeah,
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: you couldn't, like it blocked screenshots. You were not to
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: take screenshots of the messages. It was fucking weird, damn.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: And then I saw, dude, I did New Brunswick. I
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: did stress factory in New Brunswick, and like that, they're
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: like headquarters were there. It was just like a regular is.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: It still so it's still a thing or that was
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: this was a years ago, because I think that that
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: company like bought in to barstool, got advertising through like
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: advertised with Barstool, maybe increased their stock price, and then
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: like something happened with it and then they stopped existing.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: But somebody made a bunch of money off of it
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: or something.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Really I heard.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know Barstool, but I think after the fact
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: they turned out to be nefarious creatures figure bad actors.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: I think it still exists.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Does it any app that creates a Marauders map that
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: you wipe clean by saying diddling managed? Do you think.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: This hilarious? Do you think that they were like what
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: if the Marauders map fell into like a fucking pedophiles.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: We had to like we had to like make a
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: dat chat. Uh, That's what we had to do that
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: we had to do, like the discord, We had to
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: like make a dat chat and like text with the
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: with fans from the show.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: And ours and Chicks in the office were the two
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: biggest dat chats. If you remember that.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: We had to make a community and be like what's up,
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: boy dads, I hope you guys are having a great Sunday.
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: Luke nuke the convo.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and everybody would just knew. I mean we had
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: there was probably a thousand people signed up for it.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: No, it was like fifty.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: No, No, it was in the it was in the
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: high hundred.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: That was sort of the golden age of new social media. Yeah,
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: thing just sprouting up left and right. That was when
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: what was the chat room or.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Like, uh, chat roulette, no chatter bait, no chatter bait,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: yik yak.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Tired of jerking off alone?
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Not really, That's the only way I like to do it.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: I will never tire of jerking off loan, do I
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: need a friend around for this? Fucking weirdos?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Do you think that that hadn't have been for like
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: like boys who jerked off with other people at sleepovers
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: and like got used to it or something like that.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's for like dudes who are like,
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: how about tired of using your own hand to jerk off? Yeah?
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't you rather upgrade that to a mouth?
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: What is chatter?
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Though?
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: It's like a live it's like live camp.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: I've never been so curious as to see that ad
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: through where it goes? Yeah, where does that rabbit hole?
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: I imagine to a lot of viruses, right.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I've actually always wondered about this, like
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: what companies are sponsor are paying for sponsored posts on
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: the beginnings of porn videos, it's all it's all porn,
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: penis enlargement pills, right, yeah, and brawsers. No, there's other
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: stuff though, too, Isn't there.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: Brassers sponsors on those ads on porn Hub all the time? Okay,
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: you've never seen those brassers is free.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I I frantically hit skip, skip, skip, up until until
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: I can finally get through it.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, take time to tell you boys about the Good
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: War of the Lord Jesus Christ, because I think it'll
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: change things for you fellas. I really think they have
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: following in God's footsteps will be transformative.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: Classic. Well, that's why we're trying to make this season
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: all about Christianity.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: Now, that's why we're recording this episode so far in advance,
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: because Rone's actually going on a mission.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Night five of I.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Wanted to get down to Central Americans retreat. Yeah, it's
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: going to be incredible. A little bit of ayahuasca, a
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: little bit of touching the indigenous.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: I would do ayahuasca. I've looked into that a little
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: bit about this.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Before it sounds like you just puke a ton.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think there's a cleansing and a rewiring
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: of the brain that compels me a little bit.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: But do you ever feel like, what if you got
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: rewired and then you didn't like how you got rewired,
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: then you got to go do it again.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Well, you just don't know what's going to come out
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: the other side. Yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Ever, already, let's talk about game time. Game Time is
• 24:52
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• 24:55
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• 24:59
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• 25:15
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  Speaker 3: help him across the.
• 25:21
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• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I was like proud of myself that I liked him
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: before I knew he was blind.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: That is good, Yeah, me too. Just to just pull
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  Speaker 5: up to your chosen event and turn on the game
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Time Picks settings on the top of the screen, or
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: browse the best local game Time Picks deals near you
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• 26:08
  Speaker 5: What time is it? It's game time?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: So many dudes, I feel like do it to just
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: like they're like putting like a light layer of spackle
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: on a hole in some fucking dry wall. It could
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: be like they're trying to just this this small like
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: act to try and like fix what like they want
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: to quick fix of everything that's wrong with them.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: That's true. I do know someone who had who was
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: the last person on earth that I would have ever
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: suspected might have done it, and they revealed when I
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: use they them. By the way, let's clarify here, I'm
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: just protecting someone's identity. I'm not referring to a gender
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: non binary adhering person. Because I told that story about
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: how I would date. I went on a phone oh
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, and I kept preferring to the other person
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: as they were there, and everyone's like, whoa ranch is
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: stating a trans person. I'm just protecting there.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: I saw one of the comments of someone being like,
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: it sounds like Francis might have gone on a date,
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: and it was like.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that is what.
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: It sounded like.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: You cracked that. You cracked the case.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Whoa, he's leaving us.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: We lost another end. Soell okay, but hold on, uh
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: what were we saying? Because this was in telegram you
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: were talking about tell yeah, but I don't. There was
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: something else.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Like today about somebody.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right right the ayahuasca. So this friend of
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: mine revealed to me because he was telling me how
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: he thought it might be good for me, and he said.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Key now or he was born here or there, they're
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: wound up.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: He the ayahuasca changed his gender.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: God. Ever since then, he's now.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Got what was their experience though?
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: They I mean if it's a you could say, if
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: it's a girl or a boy, he's a boy.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: So.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: He his mother had passed away and he was grieving.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Best time to do it?
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: And he was really grieving, and it was it was
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: incredibly hard for him, and he couldn't. Nothing was working
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: for him to stop. So he finally, as a last resort,
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: went and did the ayahuasca and it sort of just
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: like exercised. Uh. I guess that that grief in a
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: way and allowed him to sort of redefine his relationship
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: with his memory of his mother. And it fixed it
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: fixed it. And I thought that was a really interesting,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: uh application of ayahuasca, not some spiritual quest to see
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: the deeper intricacies of the fabric of the universe or
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: any that ship.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: It's usually due to her, Like I keep cheating on
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: my girl friend. Yeah right, I don't know what's wrong
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: with me. I keep getting sucked up.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: I will say, I will say nothing would make me
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: happier than to be on an Aahuascar retreat and see
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Zach Brian down there, because you know, after we're all done,
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: he's playing by the campfire, and that would be the
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: sickest acoustic concert effort.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: But what if he did and then he just sucked it?
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: Get he just sucked at music.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: After that rewired his brain and he started playing in Spanish.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Or yeah, that's how Bob Dylan went electric.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, ayahuasca.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, I don't know if that's true.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Well, did you see the movie on Christmas? Did you
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: wind up going to see it on Christmas?
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: No?
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: No, ended me anyway?
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: Really quick telegram. So I saw a clip on telegram
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: about the founder of telegrams.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: On telegram, I was on telegram shorts, I don't use.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Death of a child old, How to build a bomb,
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: someone getting hung in a public square, How to build
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: a bomb when you have no hands? Yeah. So this
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: guy was being interviewed and I'm assuming he's a billionaire
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: or something, but he's a young guy, and he was
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: talking about how they were saying, do you have any
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: material assets now? Have you used your wealth to build
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: houses or buy yachts? And he said, he is nothing,
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: does not own a home, And they said why, He said,
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: because when you own a home, that requires you to
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: spend your time and your headspace working on that thing.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: To some degree, his most important thing in his life
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: is his personal freedom, and as a result, he just
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: refuses to have any sort of belongings or assets that
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: would require his attention or his headspace.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Easy as fuck. Yeah, well, I'm just not gonna have
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: a dog because I don't feel like fucking walking one.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I get that that's a good point, but I
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: also do think. You know, if you talk about a
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: vacation home, well, everyone likes going on vacation, but at
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: some point you make a decision to continue returning to
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: the same place that's your vacation home or just keep
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: exploring and going to different resorts or hotels or whatever
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: different parts of the world. And uh, there's upsides and
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: downsides to both. I guess.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I heard that people spend an average of six weeks
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: a year at their vacation homes, which seems low for
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: owning a whole other home that's often more expensive than
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: their actual home.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: That's true, agreed, But if you're spreading that out across weekends.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of weekends. And uh, you go up
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: to your year home. I do frequently. I go up
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: as often as I can most weekends. Yeah, yeah, those weekends.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Really if he's not on the road.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like fifty orb.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Not quite you go up, Pally, I feel like you
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: already justify having another home.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: It's two sevens. It would be twenty four point five
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: seven one four percent.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: You dumb as well.
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: I knew that, you fool. I knew it was going
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: to be twenty four point one four repeat.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Twenty four point twenty four point How many five?
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: How many number? How many numbers of pie? Do you now?
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Not that many? Three point one four one seven, five
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: nine two seven Nope, three point one four one five
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: nine seven No, Okay, then I don't. That's as far
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: as I can know.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Three point one four one five nine two six five
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: three five eight nine seven nine three two.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: That's great? What made you stop there? Learning?
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: It couldn't fit, didn't feel like a learning more?
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know why that's a dumb exercise because it
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: is useless that and there are savants who have learned
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: it to a ten thousand digits.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Well, also that you could learn that would actually be impressed.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: We cannot give the title savant to someone who's just
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: memorizing a sequence of numbers. What a waste of brain space.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: It's always the savants who are the best at that though.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, but but they I mean, if you could,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: if your brain's powerful enough to do that, and you're
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: just memorizing a sequence of numbers, that is a absolute
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: waste of power.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I think it's easier for them to do than for
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: anyone else.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: That's like having a nuclear reactor, light up a Saint
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Paul girls sign.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Light a cigarette. Yeah.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I memorized it because we were doing we had
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: to do like a competition in seventh grade.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: What was the competition?
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: It was pie Day and see who could say the
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: most digits of pie.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Where'd you come in?
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: I think I won with that short number amount of numbers.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: That's not that short.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: That was like twenty at most.
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: It's a lot.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Let's say, let's do what grade was this?
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: Seventh grade?
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I would have thought there was a kid who could
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: memorize it past twenty digits and the I'm not even
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: trying to throw shade here, it probably was.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I might have not want I don't really there's no
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Asians at your school, not really, No, Yeah, that's where
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: you go.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Three point one four one five nine two six, five, three,
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: five eight nine seven nine three two three. I believe
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: someone checked me out.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Then that was nine digits, broil, that was nine.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely more than nine digits.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Three point one four one five, nine two six, five
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: three five eight nine seven nine three two three eighteen eighteen.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: It's not that much.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: No, And that's as far as you learned it, yeah,
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: or have you lost some sense? Then?
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: I probably lost some. I think it's like three two five.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: We had to memorize stuff in English class, you know,
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: soliloquies from Shakespeare. The Raven I had Growlan Poe. I
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: still remember every every word of those.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: You still quote the raven I love the raven never
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: more for me, brother.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like, uh, Robert f lost there's some there's
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: some good stuff. Words were much easier for me to
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: memorize than numbers and stuff.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because there's a thought process that connects the words.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Numbers are literally just random. Like people who are savants
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: at memorizing numbers put pairings of numbers together in like
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: phrases or like have some visual with it, and then
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: they build a story that they tell like they don't
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: even memorize the numbers. Through the numbers, it's like a
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: filiations of familiar like pairings.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I think, how do you remember?
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: Pretty surprised that I that I was right about that?
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: What?
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: I just looked it up? I was all my numbers
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: were correct. Really, I really could have. I feel like
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: I really had a good opportunity there to lead you
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: guys on and I could have just gone five.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: And then I just didn't for some reason, because if
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: I nailed the first eighteen.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, you could have kept going. We would never check
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: you guys.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Would could have kept going if you guys were like,
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: oh shit, he's got the first eighteen.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: And if you needed to buy time, you like exactly
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: exactly three, Yes, what's next.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: But it's not that let's caught and let's redo.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: This, because even if you hit the first eighteen, we
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: would be like whoa and like because if we made
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: you say it again, you could be like, well, I
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: had it right the first time.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: You have to try that on somebody tonight at the
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: big comedy show.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I know, oh yeah.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Or it could be like a magic show. Honestly, you
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: tricky bastard. I know maybe all MC tonight that worked.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: For you, that works?
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: What the fuck is up New York? But not like
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: a traditional MC like I want to be a DJ
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: on Yeah yeah, yeah, beautiful strangers playing Francis Ellis some
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: Kylie Minogue after every joke.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, how about that new dude that's a wild
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Out who he's like, he's like an Italian TikTok influencer.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, he's fucking sick though, Vinnie from Jersey
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Shorts wild Up notting so Italian.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: As a as a permanent GAST member. I don't know
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: it was he did.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Did he do a guest guest episode?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I mean he wasn't the host. He might have gone
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: like a guest episode.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Way is Nick Cannon not hosting it anymore? No?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: But they usually have like a feature, like a celebrity guest.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: That's what I know that and that's what I'm okay.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I see wild Out might be better than SNL.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: It really might be like hotels. I've been in like
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: hotels and turn on the TV and it's been on,
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: and I'll be like, I'm gonna watch I'm gonna check
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: this out, and I'll be watching it ironically, and then
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: like ten minutes in, I'm like, is there another one
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: on it?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I like this show. I think that is popping. I
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: hope there's another so I could keep watching. Damn a
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: little bit of fucking freestyle wrap.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: That's impressive.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I've shown Nick Cannon what he's missing every fucking time.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I know that, offered Nick.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: I saw that your boys Sharon has just had twins
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: He did prematurely. Yeah, I messaged him, Uh squashed the beef.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: You just squatched the beef over that, No, we said,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty forty two, two on two.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: I liked it. I didn't know you could get pregnant
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: from premature yeah.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh big time, big time. But three Jack, oh,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: big time.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Pre jack and it resulted in twins.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: That must have been some powerful, powerful, powerful prejo got.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: I wonder what the post Jack is like.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: The post Jack is really good too. That's a brother.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: If the pre Jack is getting you twins, you gotta wonder.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, Mike, if you got the full dose, he'd.
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: Be aby Corey posto octomom.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, he'd be watching the octobox every.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: Sunday doesn't octomom do porn now tentacle.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Right, watch a different stream.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: That's the dream.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: What's happening the team? Are we covering?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Are we im They're like the old time stock reporters.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: They're all just screaming it out.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: That's really good.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: That's really good. That's Scott Hansen's dream. I've read you
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: haven't heard as much about octuplets these days though.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they've fallen off or they're just
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: so normal that like most people have them.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know anybody beyond triplets. It seems as if
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: you either have triplets at most or eight kids.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: There's no one's ever had quadruplets or sink tuplets.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: You know where it's definitely going pin tuplets, maybe India,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: the Final Frontier.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: They're probably right. I just don't understand how you can
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: have more than three kids at once.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I know it's not happening it in China, but they
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: did roll back the killing the tax cuts on babies. Yeah,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I think you can because they're trying to repopulate too.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: If China had never stopped trying to push the population. Yeah,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: how fucking many people would be in China if they
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: didn't try to gird the amount of Chinese that were
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: coming into the world.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: I can't even think about it. It's too scary.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: They'd have four right now.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: It's too horrible to think about.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: They would have so many. How many bill do they have?
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: I think they're right like India. I think has India
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: has one? I believe, No, they're at two.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: India's at two yes, huge bro.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: And he's in America only at like three hundred, four
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: hundred million.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: We're at five hundred twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: That's all I do. But I was blown away when
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: I found out how little people there are in America.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I know, and we still get Olympic records up.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's because of all of our own space.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: It's because half of our country, not half, but a
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: third probably is pretty similar to Canada. What do you
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: mean the Dakota's northern main Yeah, yeah, all across the you.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Know, like very on top sparse.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: It's just so spash and so forested and vast.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: Wyoming, but what is the population of Wyoming. It's not
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: like two hundred thousand, not many. Yeah, yeah, Wyoming, Montana.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Is Montana less populous than Wyoming?
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Is the least populated state in the country.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: I thought Alaska was. Vermont is huge, I know, but there.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Let's just see.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: I believe it's Wyoming. I could be wrong.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: We gotta get a fucking cabin this year, a frame
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: watch some fu Oh, you're.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Right, it's Wyoming and it only has five hundred and
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: eighty four thousand people.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Six people per square mile. Yo, that's awesome. Think about
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: far you have to walk to get eggs from your neighbor. Yeah,
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: think of how far you'd have to go to bang
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: your neighbor.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: Dude, Everyone in Wyom like the people have like they
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: have like next door. People in Wyoming just like have
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: like thousands of acres of land.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: It's pretty good. Vermont only has six hundred and forty
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: eight thousand.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, it must suck up there.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Seven hundred and thirty three thousand.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Really, I would expect Alaska to be over over a
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: mill north probably.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: In Wyoming if it's supposedly you have so much land
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: opportunity to buy and that you can like own a massive,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: massive chunk of American soil, and still there's only five
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: or five hundred thousand people. It has to suck dick
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: up there. No, it has to be absolute. Buns, are
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: your fly fishing brain down for a second? I think
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: like a normal human.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: Wyoming is awesome.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: It is. Yeah.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Have you been multiple times? Have you been to Vermont
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: more times than I've been to Wyoming?
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Wow? Hell multiple times? Yeah? Uh? Main is number nine
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: one million, three hundred and sixty two thousand, three hundred
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: and fifty nine. Maine had fewer than a million people
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: when I first moved there three Yeah.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: Oh I thought you grew. I thought you were born
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: in Maine.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: I was born in New Jersey.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: We moved from I whoa truth comes out.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: It's funny. It's funny because when people ask me, I
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: say born and raised.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: No, think about it from Jersey.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Oh that's not true.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: Oh that's crazy. This is my boy, Francs. He's from Hoboken.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Rings.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: He went to school in Newark.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Anders Law School.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, that's brutal. Yeah. I moved when I
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: was three, so I don't really remember New Jersey. I
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: don't claim it.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: Actually, I guess I knew that.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: There's also definitely dude, I did know that. Yeah, fucking thing,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: because we did those was in Red Bank.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Red Bank, where I was like, there's my grandmother here,
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: she's coming to the show.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: And I do remember being like, awfully confused when you
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: were we'd be driving around, you'd be like, You'd be like, man,
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: it all looks so familiar. I was like, dude, what
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: are you talking about?
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Vaguely familiar? Yeah, my memories weren't really forming that well
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: when I was three. Yeah, I only remember.
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: This is the that's the ice cream shop. Can't believe
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: they still got it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, here's that fair ground where I got lost, where.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I got abducted. It would be so funny too, if
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: you kind of made your personality as like a Jersey
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: guy because you lived there for the first three years
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: of your life, Like, I'm from here.
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: What made your family move from Jersey?
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: Sopranos, They just don't get it like I do. Yeah,
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: this really happens where we're from.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Where in Sanitation my entire family?
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, why why did your family move from Jersey to
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: main That's a big jump.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: They they The truth is that they they wanted to
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: raise a family in a really beautiful place. Yeah, and
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: land was really cheap in Maine back then. Like they
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: wanted to be in a place near the ocean and
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: with you know, land and stuff.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Truth is, they're in witness protection.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they couldn't. They couldn't. Massachusetts was expensive, Connecticut,
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Rhode Island even so we went all the way to Maine. Interesting.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I wish your family they could be in witness protection.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: They could be on the land.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: I actually think Maine is where the government sends a
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: lot of people in witness protection. I don't think that's
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: a joble thing from the sopranos.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Or maybe they're the ones up there protecting the witnesses
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: like your family. Your family might have been sent on
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: like a mission by Langley or something to protect the witnesses.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I could see old Corky doing that just in the field,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: like the Born Supremacy with a niper rifle, lying down
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: on his stomachs. Some mafioso comes up from Jersey trying
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: to whack someone who's been and hiding wind River protected.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: We protect our snitches here. Yeah, snitches are safe. Snitches
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: get kisses, yea, snitches get bitches. It's amazing. What if
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: the ladies in Maine are all betting the snitches. It's
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: kind of what they I mean Australia. The locals were
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: just screwing the prisoners. But I guess there's a bad
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: boy Natures.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Tell me something you told the government.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: I want to hear a secret.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: What's what? What is the best gift that you guys
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: got for someone this year? And you can say it
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: because this will come out after Christmas?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Oh god, dude, I said before this, I'm canceling Christmas.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: I know you did say that, trying. You got to
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: have gotten someone something.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: I got my niece and nephew pajamas that they can
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: color on. Oh they're black and white things to fill
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: in and the those fabric markers and they're going to
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: be able to color on them.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: That's fun.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I know what I would do with mine if I
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: ever got some color on Swastika's No, I'd be hitting
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: that print down name perfect shading, Yeah, just shading a
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: shadow down to the knee.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Super photo realistic.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: You know who needs that? JT bro, did you see
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: our brother justin Timberlake.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Super photo realistic giant penis outline.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: I feel bad for JT. I feel like people forget
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: that the penis is a very flexible part of the body,
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: especially when it is flacid. Jolking, jelking. But like, why
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: would be like kids to His penis was fully soft.
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: He's at the center stage of an arena. Who justin Timberlake.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: This just happened.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Yes, I can't imagine anymore. I can't imagine you could
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: possibly have a more soft penis than when you were
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: in the middle of an arena.
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: And what happened. They saw the outline of his penis.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: Had a harness on and it was it was positioning
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: his pants very tight around the crotch, and it made
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: his penis look extremely small.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: And you could tell that he was like he was
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: not self conscious. He was like trying to pull his
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: shirt down, but his shirt was right at the was like,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: so he pull it down and it would pop right back.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: This is why I stopped having my birthday parties at
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: rock Gym. I used to go rock climbing every birthday.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: Was my favorite. And then one year someone pointed out
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: you know, and I that was the end of it. Yeah,
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: not great.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Wait, didn't Britney Spears say something about his dick? What
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: did Britney Spears say say about his penis?
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: I think she said it was tiny, damn weird.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Oh he's trying to pull his shirt down. Yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I stopped being Peter Pan.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: From what I got to do. That's why you do
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: dress rehearsal. Well, that and that's why you wear a
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: coup a cup or at american smooths it all out right.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know what a murican is.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Murkin is the thing that actors wear when they have
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: to do nude scenes.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought it was a pubic to pay. It
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: might be I'm not sure.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's the burkin.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: No, I not like mez. If you know everyone's going
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: to be seeing your outline, though, why not throw like
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: a beat's pill in there or something.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Yeah, an enhancement. Yeah he should
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: be enhancing. Yeah, he should respect himself.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: So that instead. The takeaway is like justin Timberlake has
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: an absurdly large penis.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know where I dude, stop stuffing. I know
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: it's got to come back. It all comes What goes
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: around comes back around. Yeah, as my boy j At.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Said, if I'm doing an arena, I'm stuffing for sure.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: Of course, you don't want to take any chances you
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: stuff at the stand. Oh yeah, only in the main room.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Who is that guy? I don't know what going downstairs?
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: For downstairs?
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I feel bad for I feel bad for Lake.
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna can't this is gonna this is gonna
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: ruin the tour, and the tour was gonna hurt the tour,
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: the world tour. Yeah, dude, my modem broke last night.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Took a new not game anymore. I couldn't do anything
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: that's wrong. I couldn't even watch the new episode of
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Surviving Barstool.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: You don't know what happened.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: No, don't tell me, because I've been I've been offline
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: on purpose. I literally just like sat at my apartment.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: It's like, all.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Right, why couldn't you just use fucking yeah?
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, drawing brought the Krans out at one point, just
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: your regular pajamas around, but you're trying to draw on that.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Would you mind seeing the device with which you drew
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: one more time? How do you pronounce that? Oh the modem? No,
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: you said you brought the what's out?
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: Oh the crayons?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Oh crowns. I heard it differently the first time he
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: said it.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: What did I say? Crans?
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd never heard that that that way before. I
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: feel like that's how I grew up saying it crowns.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: But I know it's pronunce crowns.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: You can say however you want.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: My mind's been so co opted by the argument and
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: so far from pronouncing the word that I don't even
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: know what I say anymore. I code switch when I
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: say crayons, crayons, I'm a certain crowd. I'll hit him
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: with the crowns.
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: You might know them as crowns, bronze, bronze, and some krawns.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: What happened to your motem? And why why didn't you
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: just use lt ebro? Why don't you I live in
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: a dead zone. I only have service.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: I only have service right next to my window, so
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: if I wanted to send a text, I had to
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: go stand next to the window and then like go
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: off the grid for thirty minutes.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: What were stealing your packages? Put up one of those
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: radar screens in your building? Yeah, to prevent people from
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: being able to film them. So after this I got
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: to go buy a fucking motem.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: I was I was sending some I was being a
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: fucking asshole to the spectrum chat people.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: You were being angry to a robot. It was it
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: was Jose in Texas. That's a robot bro.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: I was like, I was like, I'm gonna lose my job.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: I was like, it's like. I was like, so I need.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: I was like, they're like trying to get me to
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: do all these like diagnosis things, and I'm like, it's
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: the modem. The modem's broken. It keeps like restarting and
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: then powering off before it connects to the Wi Fi.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: And they were like, really sorry to hear that. You
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: could go to any of our stores in the morning
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: when they opened and I was like, well, I need one.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: I need a modem tonight and they were like, well, unfortunately,
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: our workers are not working right now. What time was it,
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: It was like nine. The thing that the thing that
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: really sucked is that I could have gone to best Buy.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that you could get a modem, like
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: you could just get like I'm just gonna go get
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: like a net Gear modem. Yeah, I didn't know you
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: could do that, but I had to. I thought it
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: had to be the router. I think has to be spectrum,
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: but the modem doesn't.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: The city that never sleeps should have a motive for
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: you exactly.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: That's what you would think. But there that they didn't all.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Right say right down returns.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't do the phone call. I was
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: just texting. But I was like, I was like, uh,
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: I was like, so there's nothing. So you're telling me
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: there's no way I can get internet to night and
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: he was like, it does not seem like it. And
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: I was like, that's okay. I'll probably just get I'm
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: gonna lose my job, which sucks, but I get it.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: I think companies like that should have levels of customer
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: service that correspond to how good of a customer you've been.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: I said, it's similar. There should be like a diamond
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: mintown yes, which by the way, I hit you did
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: I did you hit diamond for delta? Yes? Hell yeah,
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: three diamonds, right, you got it?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: You got it ages ago, I got it like threefold. Brother,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I could feed. It's like much like the story of Huneka,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: a small amount of diamonds will last me many, many years.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: But no, that's what I said.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Weird traveler came in looking for an extra diamond and
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: I said, here, brother, I have diamonds to spare, but
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: of my diamonds. Quite literally have double I have doubled
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: double diamond.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: That's fucking insane. I just hit it. But Francis, you
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: bring up the the you should get a higher level
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: of customer service based on your package or whatever you're spending.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: I saw, dude, I message them and I was like,
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: I have the most expensive Wi Fi package that you
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: guys offer, and you're telling me I can't get them.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: You're telling me I can't get a motum. Yeah, and
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: he said, yes, that is exactly what I'm telling you.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: I agree with you. There should be a higher level
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: of sort of customer service, a different suite.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't triple it.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: WHOA, that's nuts. Let me sit. I can't.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: I can't show you, bro, that's nuts. You don't have
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: enough life experience to see this. Yeah, I just don't
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: know where.
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: Like you don't travel. I guess you do travel a lot,
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: but like we both.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Have the Delta MX reserve card for which you get
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: mqd's based on card spend. Plus we travel a lot.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: But I have the Delta MX.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: You don't spend money the way we do.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: You don't, not even meaning I used it to pay
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: my rent. Now you do yeah.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: You can pay your rent with a crowd card.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: I think, yeah, how I I'm gonna be fully honest,
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure if I use it to pay my rent.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Well, you don't even know.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: I don't pay my own rent.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Who pays your rent?
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: My business manager?
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: Are you for real? Yeah?
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: How did you get them to do that?
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: He does everything. I don't pay anything.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: How are you alive?
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: He does everything like taxes are done, we already, like,
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: we're done for twenty twenty four, we're done.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: But I've never heard of a fucking business major who
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: pays someone's rent.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, he pays my con ed bill, he pays.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Oh my god. These are not business issues. These are
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: just basic life things.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: Well I did it before, but he was like, this
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: is part of the stuff that we do. He's like,
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: we'll pay everything for you.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Can you keep an eye on it or do you
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: just say I look it everything.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: He sends me a statement every month of like everything
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: that we're all my money.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: You sound like Britney Spears and her dad.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: No, I'm free to spend money.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: To your entire financial structure to another person. Yes, that
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: is exactly what I have done.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: And you're a conservatorship with this.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: No, we're gonna start telling himself. That guy's gonna start
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: telling himself. You know, I do everything for Harry. I
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: deserve a little skim milk.
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: Now because he knows I'm keeping I got fucking.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Hawk eyes.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Some fun.
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: I message him all the time and I'm like, what
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: is this what?
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: What?
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: What is this charge? And then he gives me the
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: full explanation, and.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Then it does. He start sending you premises and then like, now.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: I don't like this at all. I don't like it
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: at all. If I'm honest with you, I'm gonna I'm
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: gonna take over your finances.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: This guy does a good job.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Correct, He'll pay you all your bills. This guy does
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: a great job. He'll get you a modem night.
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: There's no way he could do it.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Francis couldn't go to best Buy, but I was closed.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Does not close in the city, it does.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know a midnight modem guy.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: That's what I thought.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: I was looking at. Fucking door Dash.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: It's part of the service. Do go Puff, Go Puff, Dude,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Go Puff has modems?
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: No, they don't.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: You can get a bong and a modem simultaneously.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: Go Go Puff is the best.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Go Puff's incredible. It's such a good fulfillment. Centers must
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: have it. M must be like shipping containers.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: And they just added cold water.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: Go puff can get you cold water.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Because before the problem with Go Puff that I didn't
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: like was all their drinks were warm or room temp,
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: and now it's like you got a Gatorade ice cold.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: How about Lev that Lev joke where he's like, all
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: the uh immigrants come oh yeah yeah and immediately get
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: put on the door dash.
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, he said, they hand him a red
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: bag that says door dash.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought that ship was funny, man, it was funny. Sorry,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: brote the trash cans over there. Watch that. I mean,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: if you watch Surviving Barstool, you know I'm not the
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: best freaking shooter.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Hey no, don't spoil it, dude, there's a gun I have.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: I spoiled it for Mooke in.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: A bad way, and he was pissed. Why didn I
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: thought he knew?
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: What did you say?
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm not going to say it on this you
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: said the winner. No I didn't know. I've already said
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: too much.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: It sucks.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Well, you're just not considerate, bro.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: It sucks in some ways. It sucks that we're pre
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: recording right now because very significant things happened on the
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: show in tonight's episode and tomorrow's episode. No spoilers.
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: He just I don't even want to know, Like I
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: don't even want ideas of what happens.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: He didn't give you an idea.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: Like, I don't think you guys understand, like how much
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: I'm enjoying watch Like I'm like, I'm enjoying it so
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: much that I went back. I never watched the last season,
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: so I'm watching that when when they when this one's
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: not on, Which do you think is better? This one
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: by far? But this one's better just because the cast
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: is better.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: That's what I felt like. It's better than last season.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: But I was like, I probably just think that because
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Part of it. I also think that everything's just you're better.
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: The challenges are better, the whole infrastructure that they post it. Yeah,
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: you have a full blown basketball court covered in turf. Yeah,
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: to do true athletic challenges.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: More people from the New York office in the Chicago office.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: In this cast, though, it was Mincy Megan making money
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: in Big Cat from the Chicago office and Jerry and
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: then from the New York.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was surprised that like Nick and KB weren't
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: in it or one.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Me, Clever, Rico, Kelly, Kelly.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: It did.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: It did sting a little bit in the intro episode
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: where Dave's like, we got it was either Day or
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: Big Cat was like, we got everybody from but like
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: anyone that's notable at Barstool is in this show. And
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: I was like, damn.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: I was like I could see myself in the reflection
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: of the TV watching as it as it faded to black.
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: It's like, oh my.
• 59:55
  Speaker 8: God, just like double chinned out on your couch. Yeah,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: like your mouth.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: About me, You're just like double take as you pull
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: a cheesy slice of pizza your mouth.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That that's stung a little bit. But you see, uh,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: Patrick mahomes is, it's stuck. We can't. I can't. I
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: can't talk about more topical stuff.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Would you. Patrick? The fact that him and his brother
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: got caught kissing on camp Patrick Mahomes and his butt
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: bro where.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: He was full, he was fully in practice yesterday. He's
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: not hurt at all.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is his annual fake limp. Yeah, I mean
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: two years ago he saved it for the Super Bowl,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: but he used it or I'm afraid that he played
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: his fake limp too early.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: I think you know what I.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Mean, you have to save that kind of thing. It's
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: like it's like the nas gone in sixty.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: Second because now, like, if I'm on the other team,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: I'm coming for those legs.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well he's already fake lymp so it's not
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: even anything. If you come for the legs he gets
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: up limping, it's like faking. You're faking, dude.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: If I'm a pass rusher, like someone's got to be
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: the sacrificial lamb here. Like I get, like, it's not
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: it's pretty unethical to try and hurt a player.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sending this such. This is like your two fans ship.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: You don't like this.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: I'm sending my I'm sending my head straight through his knees.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: You're not that You're not this kind of fan, bro.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: This is what you're exposing yourself as.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: I don't understand why why that's the line for football fans.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: You don't wish injuries, bro, It's bad karma for your
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: own team. But like it.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: But it's like I get, like, I, oh, Obviously, I
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: understand from like a human perspective of why you would
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: not wish pain against another person. I totally understand these.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Guys, like fans of US bro, Like, I get you
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: guys are probably stoolies.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: Like I get that, but like, like when like the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: quarterback of your rival team gets hurt, you think that
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: your team would be like, fuck, yeah, we fucking we're
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: gonna win this game. But instead it's like everyone has
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: to like gather on Twitter and be like god, you
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: you fucking hate to say.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: No, it's just always it's always the type. It's so
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: injury specific. Yeah, I think it's so injury specific. Uh,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: knee injuries.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: And head injuries, head.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Injuries things people get Oh the game, they need to
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: put a new law in place or whatever.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what do you think people should act?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think people should be celebrating injuries. You just
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: said people should be like, fuck, yeah, we're gonna win this.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: No, I'm saying it's just surprising to me that that
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: is not like like the only time I've ever seen
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: people celebrate an injury. And I'm not saying like celebrate,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying like, like start popping, fucking confetti because
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: Patrick Mahomes got hurt. But I'm saying, like.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: That's what you want to do. I'm saying I was
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: saying that, but I was joking.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: But I'm I'm saying it's it's surprising to me that
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: people are so I.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Think people are crying crocodile tears for those injured players
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: than you'd think. I think, especially people who have money
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: on a team. Vingers the opponent player. Everyone knows at
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: this point that the right decorum is to be solemn,
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  Speaker 3: and oh, you just hate to see it quiet coop.
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  Speaker 3: Oh they're standing up. Oh they're lifting a thumb even
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  Speaker 3: though they're strapped to a gurney. Oh, at least he's
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  Speaker 3: able to give us a thumbs up. Wow, he's gonna
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  Speaker 3: be fine. The dude's fine.
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  Speaker 1: The center fielder Johnny Damon one time he was on
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: the Oakland A's.
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  Speaker 5: And Johnny Damon from the Red Sox.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, one time he ran into somebody. I remember that
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: collision and they like both got knocked out, and as
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: he was being taken off on this stretcher, he gave
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  Speaker 1: the thumbs up. But years later it came out that
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: when he gave the thumbs up, he thought that he
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: was walking off the field as a Red Sox in
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: the Red Sox uniform, like he thought he was walking
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: off the field in a different team, and he was
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: on a stretcher giving a thumbs up as an Oaklan
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: a somewhere else doing something else.
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  Speaker 3: Well, and you know what in the flip side by
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: the way, there was a player this weekend and I
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: have not followed up on the injury.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: I know what you're talking about.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: What Carlton Davis on the Lions broke his jaw.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: No, there was a player wasn't in the Dolphins game.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like the Dolphins, Oh, that guy broke his jaw.
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  Speaker 3: He broke his jaw. It wasn't because he was They
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: took his shirt off, which I'd never seen before.
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  Speaker 5: I was watching red zone when that happened, and then
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: it came back. It like caught back to it and
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: it was him on with his shirt and I was like, oh,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: he's like he died. I was like, they must have
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: had to fucking defibrilate it. Yeah.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: No, the Dolphins, Dolphins receiver.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: Which receiver wasn't it was? It was like Odell Beckham, No.
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  Speaker 1: He got cut. I know it was one of their backup.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: It was just like another brother.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, it was just a broken jaw, just looked like
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: this looks like what happened to them?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, which it's it's tomorrow. Hamlin is like having a
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: great season. I don't know if anyone else has been
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: paying attention to that.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: He's he's one of the leaders in Pro Bowl voting.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: But it's just because he almost died. It's because he
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: was like the most name recognized.
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  Speaker 3: I agree with that. I agree with that one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: It should be that way. I don't have any problem
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: with popularity having a major role in the Pro Bowls.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also like the leading All Star vote Getteriford, but.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: He's also like making big tackles, like consistent, like he's
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: hurt right now, he's like a back problem. But they
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: were like like like it was like the Bill's defense
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: is pretty thin right now, Like Tamar Hamlin's out any
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: word on that. I wouldn't have thought that last year
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: head injury.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: What's his name? Did boat?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: That's it? That was it? Yeah? Uh And he did
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: not give the thumbs up. And that was when I said, oh,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: this must be serious. Yeah, I mean, dude, cutting the
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: shirt off yeah, I was gonna say even then, I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: didn't think. I was like, oh, he's he's hot.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: He did, he did the.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah you giving thumbs down. Well, I don't know why
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: I'm making jokes about this. I don't know if that
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: guy's no.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, it is object it is. It is extremely funny.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: Especially when like yeah, because because the opposing fans raise
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: their applause even more when uh, when they see the
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: thumbs because then they're like, oh, now we don't mind,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: we don't feel bad that we yeah, we're happy he's
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: out for six to eight months.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: There's hierarchies and fans though, it's like how you act.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I think that Like there's fans who like think they're like, oh,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: this is what you're supposed to do in the stands.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: But I think if you're a player in the circumstance,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, this could be me.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah that makes sense.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: And then but if you're at home on TV, I
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: mean there are people who are just like celebrating the
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: lines injuries online. There people are like, karma is going
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: to come for you, and that's the thing you have
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: to worry about as a fan too. You don't want
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: to I mean celebrating somebody.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 5: Shay got fucking destroyed for saying that he hopes Jalen
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: Hurts got He said he hoped that Jalen Hurts would
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: get hurt. It Hurts talked about it in a press conference.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: It is one of those like bullshit things in our
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: society where everyone's so hypocal critical about it. Because if
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: you have I truly believe that if you have money
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: on a game and the team, your team you bet
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: on is the opposing quarterback gets injured, you're lying to yourself.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: If there is not even some part of you inside
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: that is like amazing.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: The one that I will say that I do get
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: is like there is something about like if it was
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: like the Eagles chief Super Bowl. Say that was the
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: Super Bowl this year and Patrick Mahomes got hurt in
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: the Super Bowl, and then well it wouldn't feel as.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I mean a couple of years ago the Eagles beat
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: the forty nine ers in that championship game. Yeah, and
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: we knocked out two of their quarterbacks got hurt. Rock
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Party got hurt, like and we smoked them. It felt amazing.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: But you guys also have a big rivalry with.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: The Yeah, yeah, it felt amazing to beat them, But wouldn't.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: You feel better if you beat them with their starting
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: lineup and you were like, we're better, we are.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we smoked him by so much it
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: wouldn't matter who they had.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: A White Sox Dave. I'll never apologize for a.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Win, exactly, White Sox Dave.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: And then they lost. Have you seen that?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: Yes, it was the Commander Bears game.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: They did.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they were doing the uh, they were doing the
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: stream and White Sox Dave looked at PFT and he
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: was like, I'll never apologize for a win. And then
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: they threw the hail Mary.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: You can't write that.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: No, that was up there with like the MINSI uh,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: the baseball game one going yeah he's doing the video.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: It's gone because.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: The background man, legend legendary men see legendary.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: New Year.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: What's the New Year's resolutions? My brothers.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's a good question.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go with one word for the year,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: one word grind peace.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: Oh that's a good one. I fuck with that.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: I want peace. And I'm not talking about world peace.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: I love war. I'm talking about in my life, me specifically.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Everyone else can have a hell of a time. But
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: I that's my goal. That is my goal in life.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: That's when I'm happiness, happiest, more than you know, financial gain,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: more than love or whatever. It's it's peace that is
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: the goal I seek.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: I fuck with it.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: My one word is going to be health, health for
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: me and the people around me. If I had to
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: just pick one word, just health. Across the board top
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: to bottom.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: Those are good.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: Mine's probably dark matter on call of duty and dark
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: spine at least, but hopefully dark matter.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: What are those? What is that? Is it a number
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: of kills?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: It's a camo that you have to get a number
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: of kills to unlock.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: You're resolved to get the number of kills that will do.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: A nuke would be good too. We've been going for
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: the nukes lately. That's our new thing. And what are
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: the nukes?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: And thirty kills in a row without dying thirty very
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: very hard to do.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: What's the most kills you've ever had without dying?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: Twenty six?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Wow? And were you just like, were your hand shaking?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: I went forty four and four on derelict?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: Were your handshaking?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: I will not fib I will not tell a lie.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: I did get a dreadnought. That is where ten of
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: those kills came from. So I got sixteen kills in
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: a row with my gun, and then I used to
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: kill streak and got ten more.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Wait, what's a dreadnought kill streak?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: It's like an AC one thirty. It's like a helicopter
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: that shoots down rockets.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: How'd you get that?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: It's kill streak. You had enough kills in a row,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: you get kill.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Streaks, and then they give you a helicopter.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: And then you like you press like right on the
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: pad and then all of a sudden, like you're on
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: your screen. You like open up this laptop and then
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: you're like in the helicopter controlling it and you're just
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: like sending missiles down at the enemy. It's like the
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 5: most fun part of the Yeah.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: But so if you got the kill streak with the helicopter,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: that would kind of be like the Eagles beating the
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: forty nine ers with their back on the quarterback.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: No, I got the kill streak with my gun.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you had sixteen. Okay, they gave you ten more,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: so let me give twenty six. Let me give you
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: a quick. Sixteen is the correct answer, right, So sixteen,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: but you're counting it as twenty six, which is I
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: went forty four and four. That's pretty impressive, but so
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: are you. You're so you're hoping for forty four kills
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: four deaths? Yeah, you're thirty this year, or a pure
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: thirty or thirty with a pure thirty with the helicopter.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: So you can only get a nuke in Call of duty.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: It's always been the nuke has either been twenty five
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: or thirty. In this game, it's thirty and you can
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: only you can't. It has to be thirty consistent without dying,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: and you can. Your kill streaks cannot count towards it.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: So like if you get a chopper gunner, or if
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: you get a dreadnought, or if you get a harp
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: or a hell storm, like, none of those can count
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: to So ask me thirty kills with guns only good
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: or grenades and clay mores and shit and strangulations. Strangulations
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: count as well?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Do those? Yes? Can you actually do that to someone?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: You can hold someone hostage.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: France is about to go on a thirty kill streak
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: of just strength.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: I can see the wires in Francis's mind ticking and
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: He's like, this actually does sound fun.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: This could be my ticket to piece next year if
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: I just get it out of my system online. Yeah,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: on agreed.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: But now my actual New Years resolution, I'm gonna go
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: two words peace and health.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, sounds similar to mine.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: No, I actually don't know what mine is. I still
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: have to think about it.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna add peace to mine.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: It's a good one. All of ours will be peace
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: and health. Well, I need to add one and it'll
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: be all of ours combined. What about wealth health.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Wealth, peace health and wealth wealth health. Put her on
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: the fucking T shirt. Yeah, holy shit, Allison Polar, we
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: got one. New Saturdays are for the boys, Peace, health
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: and wealth.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: I hope you guys all had to go to New Year.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: Make sure you stay hydrated if you're partying, test your coke.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy that we could solve like everything, like
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: we have ozempic, boner pills, hair loss surgeries. But there's
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: nothing justin Timberlake can do. First, tiny dick, Well there is.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: You could go to Dr Miami. Miami's gonna give him
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: a fucking big extent. I think it's extremely painful. All Right,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: we'll see you guys next week. Goodbye,