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In Chicago w/ Nick & KB | Son of a Boy Dad #157 (LIVE) · Son of a Boy Dad

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Speaker 2: I'm Ryan Whitney. I got a drink named after me,
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Speaker 2: for legendary moments. Yeah, it's like yo, son of a boy. Dad.
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Speaker 2: It's happened with you a couple of times.
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Speaker 1: It happened with O Cat did it yesterday? Yeah? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: so people were talking about your guys show.
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Speaker 2: It's not right. Thank you. Yeah he did actually do that.
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Speaker 2: Congrats one hundred k boys. That's a thank you. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: blow off of it. We are thinking about that. We're
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Speaker 2: working on an episode right now where we're gonna promo
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Speaker 2: A little late for that, A little late for that.
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Speaker 2: That's kind of how we do. We're very relaxed here.
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Speaker 2: I think you should take a picture of the plaque,
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Speaker 2: but be standing above it fucking naked. That's fucking good ship. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I love that idea. Thanks bro. Now we're thinking about
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Speaker 2: doing uh, we're working on an episode concept right now
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Speaker 2: where we all have to go out and buy crack
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Speaker 2: and see who can get the most amount of crack
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Speaker 2: most crack. Yes, the stem is because there's a man
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Speaker 2: that smokes crack across the street from me. Okay, so
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Speaker 2: you could probably get it. Oh, you probably can't get
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Speaker 2: a lot of crack from him. That's what Hypothetically you
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Speaker 2: could get as much as you want it, right, Yes,
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Speaker 2: but we only have I think a week to do
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Speaker 2: so could you make the crack that is also an option? No,
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Speaker 2: I don't think that's well, I guess no, because then, Roan,
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Speaker 2: how do you even make crack? It's what coke and
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Speaker 2: baking soda. I have no idea that think that's what
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Speaker 2: it's like. Where what neighborhood you're going to get crack?
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Speaker 2: Times Square? Yeah, yeah, they have cracking Times Square. I
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Speaker 2: think they have everything in Times Square.
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Speaker 8: Nick is, I don't want to spoil it, but you're
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Speaker 8: writing a movie script involving this, right.
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Speaker 2: No, k it is this idea and maybe we'll fall
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Speaker 2: back from this idea. Yeah, yeah, maybe writing a movie
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Speaker 2: script about it. Yeah, you are not about that. It's
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Speaker 2: similar guy who wants to kill himself but he's so
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Speaker 2: Catholic and he knows suicide sends you to hell. He
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Speaker 2: spends this day trying to die a hero in Okay,
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Speaker 2: New York. That's a main idea. Thanks, what and so
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Speaker 2: you're actually doing you're actually that's a great idea. I
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Speaker 2: shouldn't probably said it. Uh we're live now, nothing we
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Speaker 2: can do about it. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, it's because
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Speaker 2: it's it's not based off of any true events at all.
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Speaker 2: It's about a guy who was raised Catholic, wants to
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Speaker 2: die so bad and yeah, that's a really good idea.
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Speaker 2: I like that a lot. It keeps on trying to
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Speaker 2: get in situations where he dies a hero and he's
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Speaker 2: like falling offwards. It's Oscar bait. I don't know, and
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Speaker 2: I think it's Oscar like Netflix Hidden Gem. Yeah, but
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Speaker 2: it's one that you find on Netflix and you go, dude,
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Speaker 2: that movie was awesome. You've got to check this out,
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Speaker 2: you're like, and then you start looking on movies like
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Speaker 2: that movie, and then of course none of the movies
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Speaker 2: are similar at all. It's always fucking love and Robots.
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Speaker 2: Who's the other Logan Luerman, Dylan O'Brien and Ober Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 2: what does it have to do with crack? Though, No,
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Speaker 2: it doesn't. Oh no, It's like I was trying to
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Speaker 2: late segue that because I know you want to talk
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Speaker 2: about No I didn't I have talked about there was
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Speaker 2: like a it doesn't matter, all right, So we're gonna
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Speaker 2: move forward with our crack idea. You guys can do
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Speaker 2: the like you got it. I'll write a movie.
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Speaker 1: You guys do the crack then, because I thought I
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Speaker 1: was just waiting for it to be like I thought
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Speaker 1: he was so piled.
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Speaker 2: Talk about drugs at the first time I was talking
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Speaker 2: about maybe this was my idea. Then yeah, maybe, Okay
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Speaker 2: your idea. We're gonna red light it for now. See
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Speaker 2: if anything comes up, let's yellow light. Yeah, kb's idea
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Speaker 2: yield son for you guys can have the idea. All right,
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Speaker 2: thank you? Are you sure? Because it feels like they're
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Speaker 2: pretty much The debate stem from where me, who would
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Speaker 2: be able to buy more crack or who be able
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Speaker 2: to buy crack easier? It would it be me Roan
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Speaker 2: of Francis France would be the worst. I agree. I
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Speaker 2: said it would be wrong because I think Roan also
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Speaker 2: knows drug dealers and crack dealers aren't drug dealers. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: but you home, dude, you you have a drug dealer
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Speaker 2: who you told me like offered to sell you like
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Speaker 2: insane drugs.
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Speaker 1: But it was like those are like designer, like cool guy,
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Speaker 1: like intellectual.
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Speaker 2: But I thought he offered due to sell you met.
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Speaker 1: It was like di methyl like tripped lean off a
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Speaker 1: blotter or some ship like that. It was like out
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Speaker 1: of a vial or something like that. It wasn't like fucking.
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Speaker 2: Turkey. Yeah, say the long word. I don't know. I
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Speaker 2: don't even know if that's what it was. But probably
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Speaker 2: is that what it is. Yeah, it sound it sounded
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Speaker 2: like d MT.
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Speaker 1: It probably was some ship like that, but it was
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Speaker 1: it was like very It was like a tiny little thing.
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Speaker 1: It wasn't like you think of crack and you think
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Speaker 1: of a guy on the fucking dirty ass street corner
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Speaker 1: with like his ass crack hanging out, who's selling cracks
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Speaker 1: so he can buy other crack.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Francis somehow starts crushing surviving bars. That's that's the tractory.
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Speaker 2: You just wind up with a dog collar on it.
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Speaker 2: Fucking you see Jerry saying. They were like, do you
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Speaker 2: can wash the onion if you want to? Do you
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Speaker 2: see that? It was probably like earlier on Jerry after darkness,
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Speaker 2: they were like, you can wash the onion if you
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Speaker 2: want to, And He's like, I'm not washing the onion.
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Speaker 2: I used to smoke crack. I'm not worried about what's
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Speaker 2: on the dude. Honestly, smoking crack for a long time
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Speaker 2: gives you a good excuse. Yeah, not do stuff would
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Speaker 2: be the biggest slob. Yeah, unhygienic slob. It's literally like,
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Speaker 2: well at least I'm not smoking crack. Yeah, you could
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Speaker 2: eat McDonald's every day and like, well, I'm not smoking crack,
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Speaker 2: so it's still better. It's better for my body than
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Speaker 2: all the crack I used to.
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Speaker 1: Your immune system is probably crazy. Oh yeah, I wonder
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Speaker 1: how skinny he was when he was on the crack.
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Speaker 2: Was he a fat crack boy? Jerry doesn't. Jerry is
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Speaker 2: not someone that I look like that. I look at
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Speaker 2: it and I think he's like fat. I think he's
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Speaker 2: just I imagine him just being like weirdly strong. But then
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Speaker 2: I saw him. I thought.
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Speaker 1: When I first saw him, I was like, oh, he's
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Speaker 1: blue collar and he can fight. Yeah, and then I
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Speaker 1: saw him in rough and rowdy.
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Speaker 2: He has the genetics of like a wrestler. Yes, the
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Speaker 2: permanent bulk. Yeah, remember when he was like it was
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Speaker 2: you and him doing wrestling stuff.
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Speaker 8: One episode, community is distraught. They're so disappointed and.
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Speaker 2: You were that yeah doing it because they were so excited.
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Speaker 1: They have unfair expectations though, Yeah, like they thought you
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Speaker 1: were gonna.
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Speaker 2: Make We really did.
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Speaker 8: We did one interview and we started a YouTube account
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Speaker 8: and then that was a year ago. Wait is the
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Speaker 8: YouTube account still nothing since barstool Wrestling there gotta.
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Speaker 2: Be like thirty thousand barstool channels out there that just
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Speaker 2: put out one episode and never did it again. I've
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Speaker 2: done some trial I've done some podcast episodes. I think
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Speaker 2: they were canned. Like me, Feidelberg and Marty had like
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Speaker 2: a science fair podcast my first year. What we recorded, like,
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Speaker 2: I remember that. I don't remember that. What what do
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Speaker 2: you mean on their podcast? Like you each have each
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Speaker 2: episode you had to like present your science Fair. I
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Speaker 2: don't know it was. I was coming up with ideas
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Speaker 2: last night and that was one of the things that
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Speaker 2: I wrote down. Science Fair. Yeah, a full movie on it. Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 2: But I was also just writing down anything I could
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Speaker 2: think of. Did a science Fair? Yeah? I know? So
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Speaker 2: why how is that your idea that you came up with?
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Speaker 2: I don't think is my I don't think I created
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Speaker 2: the science fair But you just want to do something
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Speaker 2: that the other podcast did. You're an asshole, You're a
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Speaker 2: real piece.
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Speaker 1: We need idea. I agree that we need ideas. I
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Speaker 1: don't know if we have to walk across broken glass
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Speaker 1: or hot coals.
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Speaker 2: Or some shit like that. I don't know, physically abuse
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Speaker 2: ourselves getting wet that that's next step for us. That's
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Speaker 2: fucking genius.
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Speaker 1: Are you guys ever gonna give that up last traps,
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Speaker 1: maybe you could pass that back to leave.
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Speaker 2: That in New York. We should have had like a
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Speaker 2: divorce or like the parent like the divorce photo of
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Speaker 2: them splitting up the beanie babies in the back of
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Speaker 2: their mind. We know it's worthless, but we should have
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Speaker 2: had some kind of hearing where we got to keep
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Speaker 2: some of the ship, right what we well, we have kept.
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Speaker 2: We'll reset. Me and Kyle, Yeah, you got you gotta
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Speaker 2: start doing we gotta. I feel like we I don't know,
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Speaker 2: it's just, dude, Podcasting is hard, like growing a podcast
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Speaker 2: But now he refuses to do I've grown, but you
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Speaker 2: do sketch comedy. Now I've moved on from sketch No, no, no,
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Speaker 2: I still do that, but I moved on from the
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Speaker 2: phone videos, so I should just start doing them again.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, because started doing one in my apartment. I
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Speaker 2: was bored last week and I was just I realized,
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Speaker 2: I think I'm too old. I don't think you're too old.
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Speaker 2: There were a lot more of a pain than you.
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Speaker 2: I was. I was doing a guy finding out the
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Speaker 2: was just like, what am I doing? Man? Well, it
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Speaker 2: and like during the like the c of YMCA, and
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Speaker 2: he was just like trying to play it cool, but
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Speaker 2: that's really funny. Can we look at the video? It's gone? Man,
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Speaker 2: you lead it off your phone. You hated it that much.
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Speaker 2: I was just like, what am I doing? There was no.
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Speaker 2: He has a lot of drafts are very good. I've
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Speaker 2: scrapped thousands of fucking videos. You got to just give
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Speaker 2: him to somebody else. No, I just feel like, my
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Speaker 2: I haven't even had an idea for one of those
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Speaker 2: videos in so long, because you put all your ideas
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Speaker 2: in the stand up Yeah and podcasting. No. No, but
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Speaker 2: I did actually that Jimmy fallon that unbelievable was Jimmy
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Speaker 2: found joke that was hilarious. I did save that for
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Speaker 2: podcasting that the other day, and I said, I'm gonna
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Speaker 2: save this. I wrote this morning the joker when he
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Speaker 2: split the pool cue but it's a double headed dildo.
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Speaker 2: For that's a lot. That's all I had today, Dude,
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Speaker 2: most of my ideas are really bad. Yeah, I think everybody. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I think what percent of ideas are bad? They say
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Speaker 2: there's no bad ideas. That's a fucking lie. There's a
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Speaker 2: lot of bad ideas well.
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Speaker 1: Ideas are just different, Like they're different for different things,
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Speaker 1: like you're the joker split in the like that's that
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Speaker 1: was funny to say. It's a sentence like it wasn't
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Speaker 1: a bad idea, but if you made it into like
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Speaker 1: a fucking feature.
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Speaker 2: No, I want to, like, I want to sell this idea.
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Speaker 2: I think I want to stretch this across twenty minutes.
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Speaker 2: So it's already a double headed dildo and it's it's yeah,
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Speaker 2: because he splits it over his knee, it tosses it
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Speaker 2: to like two chicks. Maybe that's how I wanted, like
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Speaker 2: the creation of the original dild like the dildo they were.
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Speaker 2: They always used to be double sided. Yeah, I know
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Speaker 2: the guy that invented the single sided deal, Yeah, just
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Speaker 2: invented seventy years after the double sided built. There really
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Speaker 2: is no reason for a single side, like they should
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Speaker 2: all be double side I mean, I guess technically it is,
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Speaker 2: but just without it. No, well, the stem of the balls,
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Speaker 2: if you especially wants the balls the balls of a dildo. Also,
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Speaker 2: they're not realistic balls. They're like fucking rocks you can't juggle.
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Speaker 2: Have you been feeling dildo ball?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: Felt you felt dildo. I can just tell from the
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Speaker 2: texture of that's not calling you dildo. I want to
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Speaker 2: call you did balls too, because you're always hanging around
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Speaker 2: but you're useless. Well, I guess it's probably it's got
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Speaker 2: to be for like porn stars who are like sucking
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Speaker 2: off dildos and then they're like, God, you can't forget
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Speaker 2: the balls. You can you can forget the ball. You
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Speaker 2: can't forget the balls, get the ball. Has that ever
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Speaker 2: been getting a blowjob and being like this sucks? None?
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Speaker 2: Nearly my balls are neglected.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but your balls are lost in a thicket of
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Speaker 1: fucking thick ass pubes.
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Speaker 2: No I shaved my pubes. You always say that it's
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Speaker 2: impossible to shave the balls. Oh no, I don't shave
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Speaker 2: my balls. That's crazy. Shaving your balls is insane.
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Speaker 8: You ever you think you got them and then you
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Speaker 8: stand up just the grossest longest hair is everywhere like
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Speaker 8: a thousand. Yeah, I thought when you're sitting down, you
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Speaker 8: think you did a clean sweep. Yeah, you stand up
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Speaker 8: in the light, I had any two more outs.
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Speaker 2: The only way to shave your balls would be like
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Speaker 2: wax them. No, the only way to properly get there
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Speaker 2: unless you have like hours, Yeah, you'd honestly, I would
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Speaker 2: rather shave my balls with like a scissor, like just
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Speaker 2: like one by one, like a bottle more satisfied, Yes,
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Speaker 2: it would be way more dude. And you just you're
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Speaker 2: you're shaving them and there's shit's just getting fucking pull
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Speaker 2: like it hurts, doesn't feel good. Are your smallest cut
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Speaker 2: on balls will be the most bloody ever seen? So painful?
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Speaker 1: Are you you're sitting over a toilet seat?
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Speaker 2: Yes, I stand over a toilet seat. Yeah yeah, I
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Speaker 2: put the paper towels down.
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Speaker 1: So you So that's why you don't shave your balls,
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Speaker 1: because you you have to be like hold you like
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Speaker 1: have to hold them up. You'd have to like nail
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Speaker 1: them to your like tummy.
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Speaker 2: Like. I don't shave them because I did try to
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Speaker 2: shave them a while ago, and I and I nicked
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Speaker 2: myself and it hurts so much. And then I was like, dude,
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Speaker 2: there's not really that much hair on them to begin with,
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Speaker 2: so I'm just gonna leave them as is. Let's we
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Speaker 2: talked about versus four. I don't know whose balls are
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Speaker 2: like the hairy to the point where they have to
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Speaker 2: like you can have like they have like tennis ball balls.
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Speaker 2: You can never not see ball skin. I don't know
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Speaker 2: if there's any balls hairy enough to where you have
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Speaker 2: to like part it. I think like it some Lebanese dude. Yeah,
16:47
Speaker 2: there's probably Leese Turkish, but everybody else. It's like a
16:51
Speaker 2: forest fire after it's been burned through. Yes, exactly. It
16:55
Speaker 2: looks rattle standing up. The first peub I ever had
16:59
Speaker 2: was it was just on individual pube and it was
17:01
Speaker 2: just growing in length and there was no other pubes coming.
17:03
Speaker 2: Where was it at? But it was on my pube
17:06
Speaker 2: where the pubs on the mount it's on the mountain,
17:08
Speaker 2: Cubic Mountain. I've cut it on the nail clipper. I
17:11
Speaker 2: cut one pube with a nail clip. I cut my
17:12
Speaker 2: first pube of the nail clapp as well well, Morley,
17:14
Speaker 2: but not because I was like it was more because
17:16
Speaker 2: I was like this is weird. I was like, I
17:18
Speaker 2: don't want I don't want this. Did you tell anybody
17:20
Speaker 2: about it? Do you tell your family or friends?
17:22
Speaker 4: No?
17:23
Speaker 2: Just removed it. So have you ever shaved your pubes
17:25
Speaker 2: and then like you had that the whole nest and
17:27
Speaker 2: the toilet and then you forgot to flush and somebody
17:29
Speaker 2: else came in and what the fu? I've never had
17:31
Speaker 2: that happen. Yeh same.
17:35
Speaker 1: Do you ever take a ship and then shave your
17:36
Speaker 1: pubes afterwards before you flush the ship down?
17:39
Speaker 2: No? I mean, yeah, there's got to be a name
17:42
Speaker 2: for that. What is the name for that? I don't know.
17:46
Speaker 2: I thought I thought there was. I wouldn't know. It's
17:49
Speaker 2: like a bearded just a bearded beard or something bearded,
17:56
Speaker 2: like a bearded dustin or something like that. Yeah, it
18:00
Speaker 2: is a bearded dustin. Yeah, you just came up with that.
18:02
Speaker 2: That's good. A bearded dust and you leave a bearded
18:05
Speaker 2: dust it in your boys toilet. That would be hilarious
18:08
Speaker 2: if one of your friends. Yeah, no toilet paper whatsoever.
18:10
Speaker 2: It's just one bearded dustin. You didn't wipe show that
18:18
Speaker 2: to speak down to their other bathroom to wipe it flush.
18:21
Speaker 2: It's like it would ruin the dustin or just like
18:24
Speaker 2: hopping the shower right after that. Does the shower doesn't
18:27
Speaker 2: have enough pressure to clean the shit out? Does it
18:29
Speaker 2: of your ass? Yeah? I would hope. So. No way
18:32
Speaker 2: you've never not had toilet paper and gone and like
18:34
Speaker 2: just hopped in the shower. I don't think that would do.
18:35
Speaker 1: The happened once and it was the worst experience of
18:38
Speaker 1: my life because I didn't have toilet paper. I was
18:40
Speaker 1: like in the outer banks and I had to clean
18:42
Speaker 1: out my fucking ass like a fucking I was.
18:45
Speaker 2: I've soaked the cardboard tube in the sink. That's crazy,
18:51
Speaker 2: Like it was like making parchment. Dude, that's insane. That's brilliant.
18:55
Speaker 2: Thank you. I was trying. Yeah, I had to hang
18:58
Speaker 2: it out. I was in there for hours and.
18:59
Speaker 8: Hours, much like what I don't know, anything wet A
19:03
Speaker 8: wet roll would be, Yeah, you much like a toilet paper.
19:06
Speaker 2: Yeah. There was like an old, an old like Facebook
19:09
Speaker 2: meme during like when COVID happened, when people were freaking
19:11
Speaker 2: out about the toilet paper and it was just some
19:13
Speaker 2: dude and you posted news like COVID's getting out of control,
19:16
Speaker 2: wiping with the damn coffee filter. Yeah, in New York,
19:21
Speaker 2: they would only let you buy one pack of toilet papers. Yeah,
19:23
Speaker 2: what's the worst thing you've ever wiped with? Oh? Man,
19:27
Speaker 2: I was a golf card, like a golf score card. What. Yeah,
19:31
Speaker 2: I've told the story a thousand times. I hired food poisoning.
19:34
Speaker 2: I had just shot in the woods, but I don't
19:35
Speaker 2: I don't remember the wiping part of it. Yeah. Well,
19:37
Speaker 2: I've done corn husk at my grandpa's farm. We're outside corner.
19:42
Speaker 2: That's way worse than a corn golf card. No, it's
19:44
Speaker 2: not corn huts. But they used to use Sears catalogs. Right.
19:47
Speaker 2: Those used to be whole punched already, so you could
19:49
Speaker 2: use them as toilet paper and outhouses. But those are
19:51
Speaker 2: so slick though that it was yours. Yeah, they would
19:53
Speaker 2: just be spreading it around. Listen, man, No, this is
19:56
Speaker 2: when it was on like newspaper. I think, oh oh oh,
19:58
Speaker 2: good old fashioned paper cuts. Love. He used a golf card.
20:02
Speaker 2: I'm not proud of it. It was a husker, a
20:04
Speaker 2: leaf or some sort of leafy. Golf cards are stiff, yeah, man,
20:08
Speaker 2: husk would Actually, you're right, husk would be way better
20:11
Speaker 2: than a golf card.
20:13
Speaker 8: Just the toothpaste like the container my girlfriend's hair.
20:19
Speaker 2: Oh no, she put it out of the brush.
20:24
Speaker 8: She has put it in a ponytail, kneel down. We
20:28
Speaker 8: were both in the same situation. She didn't have, so
20:31
Speaker 8: I was like, if you have in the case that
20:33
Speaker 8: you have to shoot on here for you as well.
20:37
Speaker 2: Your hair wasn't long enough, so she just that would
20:40
Speaker 2: be like a clutch move to pull it out of
20:41
Speaker 2: the hair brush and use that.
20:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, call it up, like floss it out, or like
20:48
Speaker 1: run it along the side, brepe it off.
20:52
Speaker 2: Like those fucking Instagram videos with the string like looking
20:56
Speaker 2: down exactly. It was a clean off of the cheek.
21:02
Speaker 2: Oh man.
21:03
Speaker 1: Using paper towels was always, uh, it seemed like it'ld
21:07
Speaker 1: be a good idea, but they're just, for whatever reason, unflushable.
21:10
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that was when I lived in Hell's Kitchen.
21:13
Speaker 2: We'd use toilet. We used paper towels a couple of
21:15
Speaker 2: times and we had a big backup and then it
21:18
Speaker 2: overflowed and we would and we just kept flashing it
21:23
Speaker 2: expecting the paper towels to go down, and it was
21:25
Speaker 2: just like shit. Water was just like pulling up in
21:29
Speaker 2: the bathroom on the floor. Yeah, we had to put
21:31
Speaker 2: like pizza boxes down, and I had to go get draino.
21:35
Speaker 2: It was terrible. Did the draino do it? Yeah, in
21:38
Speaker 2: like ten minutes. Damn, that's so fucking nasty.
21:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, you used you gotta rip the paper towels into strips, Yeah,
21:45
Speaker 1: to find strips. But then it's like, you know, you
21:49
Speaker 1: got to be very accurate with the wife to get
21:50
Speaker 1: right at the center.
21:51
Speaker 2: Yeah. Fuck, that's nasty. It is. That apartment you lived
21:56
Speaker 2: in was disgusting. The hell's kitchen one. Yeah, terrible, Yeah, horrible.
22:01
Speaker 2: It was. It was one of those apartments that you
22:02
Speaker 2: go and you see and they're like, no one's ever
22:03
Speaker 2: lived here before, and you walk in you're like, dude,
22:06
Speaker 2: this is awesome, Like and then you start realizing that
22:08
Speaker 2: everything in the apartment is worth like three dollars. Yeah,
22:11
Speaker 2: you had no walls. It was crazy. Now, like this
22:13
Speaker 2: is all doors, the staircase, the spiral staircase to go
22:16
Speaker 2: up to like Dukes and Evan's room. You could literally
22:18
Speaker 2: have just ripped that off the wall if you wanted to.
22:21
Speaker 2: You could just pull that entire thing. I have a
22:23
Speaker 2: staircase like that in my apartment now. Yeah, it's practically
22:28
Speaker 2: practicality is just there's none. No. Spiral staircase is terrible. Yeah,
22:31
Speaker 2: not what you want. I wonder who invented them?
22:34
Speaker 1: Like, why why do you think that that was the
22:36
Speaker 1: I'd rather have a ladder space efficient.
22:38
Speaker 2: I'd rather have a ladder staircase. Dude, me and Ron's
22:42
Speaker 2: hotel that were staying that we stayed in last night.
22:44
Speaker 2: We both have bunk beds. What's that for? I don't know.
22:47
Speaker 2: And it's like a hostel. Yeahs like lockers and shit,
22:49
Speaker 2: it's really weird. The dude was like, this is a
22:51
Speaker 2: very what do you call it? He said it was
22:53
Speaker 2: like vintage. He said it was like a historical land
22:55
Speaker 2: point in Chicago, or like, do you have a photo
22:57
Speaker 2: of it? I have a no roan semi photo of his.
23:00
Speaker 2: Though similar rooms. We both have bunk bets right next
23:03
Speaker 2: to each other. Yeah, but mine was uh, but then
23:06
Speaker 2: you have a regular bed too. There's three beds in
23:08
Speaker 2: the room. Oh that's yeah, that's weird. But you'll tell
23:12
Speaker 2: that's that's not even like cozy looking. No, it's very
23:15
Speaker 2: it's utilitarian. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know why I've said
23:18
Speaker 2: everything in the hotel was vintage. I don't think there's
23:21
Speaker 2: a single thing in the hotel that is vintage that
23:24
Speaker 2: means old. Yeah, that's not Those aren't like collector as well,
23:28
Speaker 2: I think. Yeah, those are like fucking like futuristic bunk beds,
23:32
Speaker 2: like the metal one. Yeah, it looks like it's like
23:33
Speaker 2: from my I kia, Yes, yeah, yeah. Did you ever
23:35
Speaker 2: have bunk bets grown up? I slept in bunk beds
23:37
Speaker 2: until I was nineteen years old. Oh it wasn't the
23:40
Speaker 2: background of some of those. Yeah, yeah, who'd you share
23:43
Speaker 2: it with? I shared with my little sister when we
23:45
Speaker 2: were when we were young, and then she got her
23:47
Speaker 2: own room and then I stayed with the bunk beds.
23:49
Speaker 2: Is top bunk more desirable as a kid, Not at all.
23:52
Speaker 2: It's so so much hotter, Oh yeah, because all the
23:55
Speaker 2: heat rises. Dude, top bunk is like thirty degrees warmer
23:59
Speaker 2: than bottom bunk. I bunked my freshman year of college. Yeah,
24:02
Speaker 2: I had to. You could hide stuff up there though,
24:05
Speaker 2: in the ceiling like I would hide. I would hide
24:07
Speaker 2: stuff in the in the bed above me, Like oh,
24:10
Speaker 2: it's like you know, i'd like the stretch of sheet
24:13
Speaker 2: goes in. What were you hiding? Probably like Swiss or sweets. Yeah,
24:18
Speaker 2: wood tips, wine, wood tips. That's like what I was
24:20
Speaker 2: in American spirits. I know in prison, it's like the
24:25
Speaker 2: top bunk is you're a bitch. If you have to
24:27
Speaker 2: go up on the top bunk, you're the bitch. I
24:29
Speaker 2: would in prison, I would rather be in the top bunks.
24:31
Speaker 2: It's hard to your own space in the top your
24:33
Speaker 2: own space up there.
24:34
Speaker 1: No, but I think it's uh, I don't know. I
24:37
Speaker 1: think like if you get punked, you get sent to
24:39
Speaker 1: the top bunk.
24:40
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I heard about it, and like, uh, like
24:43
Speaker 2: nobody's sneaking up to the top bunk. You're not gonna
24:45
Speaker 2: get raped. You're not gonna get raped in the top yeah,
24:47
Speaker 2: because they're going to be like, dude, just get your ass.
24:49
Speaker 2: I mean someone down here so I can some one
24:51
Speaker 2: is a rapist. They're not gonna let the draw the
24:54
Speaker 2: line A yeah, but they're not gonna. But they don't
24:56
Speaker 2: want to go down. They don't want to have to
24:57
Speaker 2: fall like if they if they both, because if you're
24:58
Speaker 2: fucking to prison or is fucking in the top bunk,
25:01
Speaker 2: that thing is going down that somebody's ass is hitting
25:03
Speaker 2: the ceiling, like you're not gonna be able to get
25:05
Speaker 2: your full power. You don't think that I sory that
25:07
Speaker 2: my dick would hit the ceiling you're raping up? How
25:10
Speaker 2: are you? You're having a guy on top of you
25:16
Speaker 2: your power top generating power. No, I genuinely I bet
25:22
Speaker 2: no one's ever been raped in the top bunk at
25:23
Speaker 2: a prison.
25:25
Speaker 1: You don't think that they just rape at their at
25:27
Speaker 1: their home base and then send them upstairs.
25:29
Speaker 2: Oh that's probably what it is. God, that would sucks
25:32
Speaker 2: so much. Climb back up the climb of shame. This sucks. Man,
25:39
Speaker 2: you're such a fucking asshole. That is a good impression
25:46
Speaker 2: of a guy who that just happens. Yeah, such a fuck.
25:52
Speaker 2: I hate it here the worst. You know what I
25:57
Speaker 2: hate about it? Your worst treats and then you forget
26:01
Speaker 2: something and have to like go back. Yeah ship, I
26:04
Speaker 2: didn't brush my teeth, I didn't take out my contact lenses.
26:16
Speaker 2: Oh man, did they get contact lenses in jail? I
26:19
Speaker 2: doubt it now. I think they get those big boxy glasses.
26:22
Speaker 2: They should make prisoners wear those, like old sports glasses
26:25
Speaker 2: rex bats us. Yeah, goggles. That would that would be
26:30
Speaker 2: enough for everyone to be like, I'm reformed. I will
26:32
Speaker 2: never want it bad again be more effective than like.
26:36
Speaker 8: Solid should just make them wear like the swagless swagless accessories, Yeah.
26:43
Speaker 2: That would be unreal. Their goose were tough.
26:46
Speaker 1: They're great at making things swaggy though in jail, like
26:48
Speaker 1: they can make just like the worst outfit comes with
26:51
Speaker 1: like a tan jumpsuit.
26:52
Speaker 2: They find ways to like they make it look swaggy,
26:55
Speaker 2: which is cool, which is like early nineties tech because
26:58
Speaker 2: you can't hide anything in it. What do you mean
27:01
Speaker 2: technology now is just black? Back then, technology used to
27:04
Speaker 2: be clear, Remember the U N sixty four's or oh
27:07
Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah, yeah, like the TV's in jail are clear.
27:10
Speaker 2: Yeah really yeah.
27:12
Speaker 8: If you made them wear like an Express turtleneck with
27:15
Speaker 8: like dudes that just got out of prison, they would
27:19
Speaker 8: never Now I'm saying they would hate the ribbed jean,
27:22
Speaker 8: the ribbed jean.
27:23
Speaker 1: Express turtle fuck then unless they're Dominican, in which case already.
27:33
Speaker 2: They'll find a way to rib their orange jumps Dude,
27:38
Speaker 2: those were truly like the worst things that I've ever
27:40
Speaker 2: been created. The ribbed gan they had that, and it
27:43
Speaker 2: was it was paired with the shirts that were like
27:45
Speaker 2: so long. That was the worst era.
27:47
Speaker 8: Dave Chappelle shirt because there the cool cool guys were
27:50
Speaker 8: wearing that.
27:51
Speaker 2: My boys Steady had were that biggest shirt of all time.
27:53
Speaker 2: Can't but it wasn't even They weren't baggy shirts. They
27:56
Speaker 2: were skin type, but they went down to like right
27:58
Speaker 2: above your knee. Yeah. And the neck hole was pretty
28:01
Speaker 2: big too. That hole was a wide neck. I never
28:04
Speaker 2: full collar bone. Did you ever have one? Me? I
28:07
Speaker 2: would have loved? Are about T shirts or button downs?
28:11
Speaker 8: I'm talking about the he's like the blousey looking ones
28:13
Speaker 8: like Justin Bieber, Yeah, popular.
28:15
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber and Dave Chappelle wore one in a special
28:17
Speaker 2: Yeah he did. It was as long as fuck, long as.
28:20
Speaker 8: Now like like mega church pastors.
28:23
Speaker 2: Yeah now still yeah, Hill song boys, Yeah, that is
28:27
Speaker 2: a big megga. Like on Easter morning you throw on
28:29
Speaker 2: your best fucking long ass tight shirt.
28:32
Speaker 1: Guys would wear long, tight button downs that were designed
28:35
Speaker 1: to be untucked to though. Sure preposterous looking.
28:39
Speaker 2: What do you mean, like like just like a long
28:41
Speaker 2: like a it like muslim men? Definitely hit it. Yeah,
28:47
Speaker 2: my dad has what are those things called those? The
28:50
Speaker 2: the long for like an Indian wedding. Yeah, sorry, I
28:53
Speaker 2: know it's my Chad has one why he went to
28:55
Speaker 2: an Indian wedding and he had to get one.
28:57
Speaker 1: Non, my dad does too, and he wore one too
29:00
Speaker 1: his u his like seventieth birthday, did.
29:05
Speaker 2: War went to his own but he walked into his party,
29:07
Speaker 2: was like, I bet they're comfortable, so I'm going to
29:12
Speaker 2: see you, like sleeping in one of those is probably
29:14
Speaker 2: comfortable as hell. That's a night shirt, Dudeeah.
29:16
Speaker 1: It was at a Chinese restaurant and he was wearing
29:18
Speaker 1: an Indian like a long Indian shirt, and nobody else
29:21
Speaker 1: was that's so funny. Nobody else was rocking any Indian garb.
29:25
Speaker 1: How did the night shirt combined with that long droopy hat?
29:28
Speaker 1: Like what dude wants to sleep in the long droopy hat?
29:31
Speaker 2: I wonder what it was for. Yeah, it was probably
29:33
Speaker 2: because they were probably freezing. Yeah, but why so droopy?
29:36
Speaker 2: Why not? What was that? What was that trope? Like?
29:39
Speaker 2: And dues who were talking about like sleeping like pushing
29:43
Speaker 2: it up, they were always pushing it up and down
29:50
Speaker 2: and they were always heard something downstairs. I had to
29:52
Speaker 2: grab like their.
29:53
Speaker 9: Candles, who's that was there? And it was ever a
29:57
Speaker 9: person was always a ghost. Yeah, And the dudes always
30:04
Speaker 9: had like a bulbous red nose.
30:06
Speaker 2: Yeah, they did a big bulbous red nose. Dud, there's shatter.
30:11
Speaker 2: Their shutters are always shattering, click clinking around to the.
30:15
Speaker 1: Other pajama technology that I never understood was the children's
30:18
Speaker 1: pajamas that had like the butt flap that.
30:21
Speaker 2: Opened up Long John's have those too. But how do
30:24
Speaker 2: you piss? I think it's for like parents to wipe
30:26
Speaker 2: their ass, But how do you piss? I just made
30:30
Speaker 2: that you have to put the whole onesie off to ship,
30:33
Speaker 2: but with that you don't. But how do you? So
30:36
Speaker 2: that's for people who if there's pissing, is there a
30:39
Speaker 2: flap for the penis? Yeah, well that's how it should
30:42
Speaker 2: for the penis.
30:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that means that that means that you're but
30:45
Speaker 1: it's not. If you're shitting, it's all going through the
30:47
Speaker 1: same hole and you only have your buttthole exposed in
30:50
Speaker 1: those ones This ship does not make sense because oh yeah,
30:53
Speaker 1: you can't shit and piss. You can't shoot and piss
30:55
Speaker 1: at the same time because your piss it will be
30:57
Speaker 1: it's not going out.
30:58
Speaker 2: You don't have to stand up and piss first and
31:00
Speaker 2: then start shitting, which is right, Which is too mature
31:02
Speaker 2: for a child who has to wear underwear of that ilk.
31:04
Speaker 2: It's true, that's.
31:05
Speaker 1: Always it's always been a bother of mine, but that
31:08
Speaker 1: it was popular enough that people must have been wearing
31:10
Speaker 1: that shit.
31:10
Speaker 2: It had to have been. My grandma used to wear
31:13
Speaker 2: like the we used to. I used to sleep over
31:15
Speaker 2: at her house when I was young, and she would
31:16
Speaker 2: wear like this nightgown that was like a gown. It
31:19
Speaker 2: was like the longest nightgown of all time. And it
31:22
Speaker 2: would scare the fuck of me every time. The gown, dude,
31:25
Speaker 2: because it was just like she's like an old lady
31:27
Speaker 2: and you'd see her in this nightgown walking through the
31:29
Speaker 2: hallway at fucking four am. Very scary. Yeah, well it
31:32
Speaker 2: was scary. It was just can't be comfortable. This was creepy.
31:35
Speaker 2: I bet they're pretty comfortable. Why you're just wrapping yourself
31:37
Speaker 2: in another sheet. I feel all tangled. Yeah, you probably
31:39
Speaker 2: do get pretty tiny. Old people don't roll when they
31:42
Speaker 2: know they're just mounted. Yeah, old people aren't tossing and turning.
31:49
Speaker 2: My grandma used to like sleep talk and sleepwalk. She
31:52
Speaker 2: she would yell out her zip code in the middle
31:55
Speaker 2: of the night forty one. No, that was. Now, that
31:57
Speaker 2: wasn't the zip code? I forgot that was and need
32:00
Speaker 2: another digit? That was her That was her favorite jay
32:03
Speaker 2: Z club. No, that was the number for her address.
32:06
Speaker 2: That's what it was. And what was the street? I
32:08
Speaker 2: forget Doc's or Grandma. She doesn't live there anymore, so
32:12
Speaker 2: she doesn't live anywhere. She's alive. She is alive, just
32:16
Speaker 2: don't have the flowy gown. I guarantee, Yes, you've got
32:19
Speaker 2: to go sleep over her house. Are you doing Christmas
32:22
Speaker 2: shopping for your family? SaaS? I bet you're. You got
32:26
Speaker 2: to be the most dog shite. Let me hear. That's
32:29
Speaker 2: one thing I haven't gotten. I was just gonna say,
32:32
Speaker 2: I haven't ever. I haven't started. How about ever that
32:35
Speaker 2: you've ever given? Got your sister like a raven claw bookmark? Yeah,
32:39
Speaker 2: I'm pretty bad at it, but when I but sometimes
32:42
Speaker 2: I've gotten like really good ones. Sometimes like like once,
32:46
Speaker 2: Maybe I really don't want to step my game up
32:49
Speaker 2: this year. I'm thinking about I was thinking about it
32:50
Speaker 2: this morning that I gotta, I gotta Maybe tonight I'll
32:53
Speaker 2: probably start ordering some ship. What are you guys getting?
32:55
Speaker 2: What are your time done? You're done? Yeah? Ship, I'm
32:59
Speaker 2: all but done. How many gifts are you buying? Like,
33:01
Speaker 2: are you buying gifts for all of your siblings? Your parents, sister, mom, dad, grandma, uncle, partner.
33:07
Speaker 2: That's crazy. You're not an uncle? Uh yeah, one uncle
33:13
Speaker 2: who lives with my grandma.
33:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, get him something, you get him something nice or
33:17
Speaker 1: just like he's uh, he is kind of off.
33:23
Speaker 2: He was over medicated and then he's kind of he
33:26
Speaker 2: lives in a retirement home and my grandma his his roommate.
33:29
Speaker 2: That's all hell. So he's just out of like coincidence. Yeah,
33:34
Speaker 2: Like he walked in, he was like on his shoulder,
33:37
Speaker 2: he was like, no, Mom, you gotta be fucking hidding me.
33:44
Speaker 2: The cans just like rolled out. But uh, he's like
33:49
Speaker 2: he's very like clumsy and thinks, you know, he's he's
33:52
Speaker 2: he's out of it. Yeah, so what are you gettinghim?
33:54
Speaker 2: I get him a weapon every year? Last years knuckles,
33:56
Speaker 2: and this year I got him up, got him brass knuckles.
33:59
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34:03
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34:07
Speaker 2: clumsy dude swords. Yeah. I usually just get my like
34:10
Speaker 2: I got my dad. I actually got my get dad
34:12
Speaker 2: a good gift. One. I got him like a big
34:14
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34:17
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34:19
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34:21
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34:27
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34:28
Speaker 2: bought him them for Christmas. That was like a good gift.
34:32
Speaker 2: And then I bought my mom flowy nightgown I bought
34:36
Speaker 2: my I bought my mom a big thing of Vermont
34:39
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Speaker 8: I was just talking shit on, mate.
34:42
Speaker 2: We were saying, those are the worst variety pack of
34:46
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34:50
Speaker 2: used it, And actually that wasn't even for a holiday.
34:53
Speaker 2: That was just because I was being thoughtful. Did you
34:55
Speaker 2: use it? Yes, she use the whole thing, dude. I
34:58
Speaker 2: I once got my dad a burnt DVD of Dodgeball
35:01
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35:03
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35:06
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35:08
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35:11
Speaker 2: They were just doing that to me the whole time,
35:13
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35:16
Speaker 2: couldn't give them that I wanted it. It felt so good,
35:19
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35:20
Speaker 1: They do feel incredible. The shower pressure at the hotel
35:23
Speaker 1: that we were just at it felt like that. It
35:25
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35:28
Speaker 2: Oh my ALM was terrible. Really, I got all of it.
35:31
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35:33
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35:34
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35:36
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35:45
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35:49
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35:53
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Speaker 2: It was very nice. Yeah, just came downstairs slopped it up. Yeah, yeah,
36:00
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36:02
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Speaker 2: in some pretty shitty hotels in your barstool travels? Not
39:27
Speaker 2: none worse than that one that we stayed in in
39:29
Speaker 2: fucking seasons. Yeah? Oh, that Boston one was hilarious. I
39:33
Speaker 2: forgot about that.
39:34
Speaker 1: We stayed in it all Four Lives show kind of lucks.
39:38
Speaker 2: Dude. That was like my feet were touching the wall.
39:40
Speaker 2: Turn the mirror purple. That was the biggest thing. You
39:44
Speaker 2: couldn't do the whole budget on the mirror. You couldn't
39:46
Speaker 2: stand in it, but you could turn the mirror. Piss
39:49
Speaker 2: me off. We stayed in this Howard Johnson motel like
39:52
Speaker 2: outside of Everglades City in Florida, and there was just
39:57
Speaker 2: a dude to sleep in front of my door. Yeah,
39:59
Speaker 2: that's in the hallway.
40:01
Speaker 1: It was a motel, so outside outside hallway. Yeah, do
40:03
Speaker 1: you stepped over him or got another room?
40:05
Speaker 2: Step stepped over? I had a hotel. I stayed in
40:08
Speaker 2: the Philly Airport Hotel a couple of weeks ago, and
40:11
Speaker 2: that one it was a great hotel. It was fine,
40:14
Speaker 2: but when I was checking in. It was like there's
40:16
Speaker 2: like the it's just like two people work in the
40:18
Speaker 2: late shift, and there's this like girl who's all dressed
40:20
Speaker 2: up to like go out in the lobby and she's
40:23
Speaker 2: talking to one of like the dudes working at the desk.
40:25
Speaker 2: And then there's another girl working at the desk and
40:28
Speaker 2: I'm like waiting in line to be like to check in,
40:30
Speaker 2: and I think I told you this story, but he
40:33
Speaker 2: he's like, i gotta get out of here. I'm gonna
40:35
Speaker 2: drive her to the bar. And the lady's like, what
40:37
Speaker 2: are you talking about. He's like he's like I'm not
40:40
Speaker 2: just gonna let her walk there alone. And it's like
40:43
Speaker 2: this like beautiful girl and this fucking dude who's working
40:46
Speaker 2: the desk, and he's like, I'm just gonna drop her off.
40:48
Speaker 2: I'll be right back, fucking relax. And he was acting
40:51
Speaker 2: like it was like a normal thing that he does
40:52
Speaker 2: for all of his customers.
40:53
Speaker 3: Yeah.
40:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, looks he worked there. He worked there. And she
40:57
Speaker 2: was like, do you know where like any good bars around?
40:58
Speaker 2: He's like, take you to bar and he was like, yeah,
41:01
Speaker 2: that's he was like, I'm not gonna That was his
41:08
Speaker 2: big defense was he was like being a good guy.
41:10
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm not just gonna let her walk through
41:12
Speaker 2: the streets of Philly.
41:13
Speaker 8: Yeah, the bartender trend oh, giving the the girlfriend like
41:19
Speaker 8: signals as he bothered me.
41:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, order the angel shot if you need me. Yeah.
41:23
Speaker 2: If someone imagined doing if someone do like this is
41:26
Speaker 2: the human trafficking. Yeah, yeah, every one of those dudes
41:31
Speaker 2: are fantasizing being rewarded and pussy. Oh, they're just trying
41:35
Speaker 2: to reverse reason. Yeah, like, is he trying to fuck you?
41:37
Speaker 2: Because I'm gonna make this better and fuck you myself.
41:39
Speaker 2: He's dead. I bet he Like, I bet you're still
41:45
Speaker 2: gonna say, are you asking if she's wet after saving
41:51
Speaker 2: her dickhead? But I probably probably still a little wet.
41:57
Speaker 2: I knew this was going to happen. Oh.
42:02
Speaker 1: I stayed at a fucking disgusting hotel in Morgantown one time.
42:05
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's probably all of it.
42:07
Speaker 2: It was like a historic ho hotel, morgan was it. Yeah? Probably.
42:11
Speaker 1: It's like right on the main drag and it's tall
42:13
Speaker 1: and it's really old. And we got there at like
42:15
Speaker 1: three in the morning and me and Buddha Ben went
42:18
Speaker 1: in there and it was fucking the dead of winter.
42:20
Speaker 1: It was so cold, and so we weren't even going
42:23
Speaker 1: to go outside to smoke the backwood. We smoked the
42:25
Speaker 1: backwood inside the hotel room, and it fucking stunk.
42:29
Speaker 2: So fucking smoking a backwood inside of a historic hotel.
42:34
Speaker 2: You know it's a bad hotel when the only thing
42:36
Speaker 2: that they say good about it is like, oh, you've
42:38
Speaker 2: got to stay at the hotel Morgan, it is so haunted. Yeah,
42:42
Speaker 2: exactly one good thing about it. We went out so haunted.
42:46
Speaker 1: We went out for breakfast the next day, and then
42:48
Speaker 1: we came back from breakfast and the two front desk
42:51
Speaker 1: ladies were waiting for us to come back in and
42:54
Speaker 1: they were like, did you smoke in the in the
42:56
Speaker 1: hotel room?
42:57
Speaker 2: And I was like not, I didn't fucking smoking there, Like,
42:59
Speaker 2: of course not me.
43:00
Speaker 8: Yeah, you gotta burn popcorn in the microwave.
43:03
Speaker 2: They definitely didn't have a microwave.
43:05
Speaker 1: They had like a bedpan, like they had like a
43:08
Speaker 1: pot underneath the bed to like heat it up.
43:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, you heat it on more with coal. Yeah, they
43:13
Speaker 2: have one of those things that you like pushed together
43:15
Speaker 2: to Those are always next to fireplace. Nobody's ever using fireplace.
43:20
Speaker 2: It's to give them oxygens that the fire starts all right,
43:24
Speaker 2: sorry broy when I got it all right? Dildo balls,
43:28
Speaker 2: ye balls, thanks for your input. Man, your fake as
43:34
Speaker 2: fuck you hang around you don't do ship.
43:37
Speaker 1: Fucking bearded dusting over here. But I got fucking they
43:43
Speaker 1: kicked me out of the hotel. They're like, okay, then
43:46
Speaker 1: like bring me back up to the room then, and
43:48
Speaker 1: like we got up there.
43:49
Speaker 2: I'm still smoking the room.
43:50
Speaker 1: It was still it smelled like you were inside of
43:53
Speaker 1: the back room, smelled like you were fully wrapped in
43:55
Speaker 1: a backwood. And I started just like copping please and lying.
43:58
Speaker 1: I was like, I get really bad travel anxiety. I
44:01
Speaker 1: was just telling them the worst lives possible.
44:03
Speaker 2: And they're like, Okay, we can call the cops or
44:06
Speaker 2: we can kick you out of the room and you'll
44:07
Speaker 2: pay like a two hundred dollars fine. Oh, And I
44:10
Speaker 2: was like, all right, have.
44:12
Speaker 8: You ever pled with cops? Desperation plaid?
44:16
Speaker 2: Uh? Probably. I haven't had a run in with cops
44:19
Speaker 2: since I was in high school. Yeah, And I was
44:21
Speaker 2: just getting pulled over. I'm trying to remember if I've
44:25
Speaker 2: ever played with them. I'm pretty good at you don't.
44:26
Speaker 1: Definitely I'm good at pleading or dealing with cops now though, Like, I.
44:30
Speaker 2: Good enough, you got a ticket for fucking wearing headphones
44:33
Speaker 2: while biking. Yeah, well those guys had to use ticket
44:36
Speaker 2: of all time to get out of and act to grint.
44:38
Speaker 2: I'll take them off. They didn't.
44:41
Speaker 1: They give it to me afterwards. It's not like they
44:42
Speaker 1: get They're like, hey, you defended that. Music is your life.
44:46
Speaker 1: I get really bad anxiety. I need to listen to music,
44:49
Speaker 1: music note tattoo.
44:51
Speaker 2: You don't see this cleft note on my.
44:53
Speaker 1: What if you're just like I'm not even listening to music.
44:55
Speaker 1: That's what I said, or I said they weren't even on.
44:57
Speaker 1: They're like I checked my my my cam and they
45:00
Speaker 1: were on when you when you were driving through. These
45:03
Speaker 1: guys had an extra grind.
45:05
Speaker 2: That's crazy because there's.
45:06
Speaker 1: A law that you were allowed to, like the bike
45:09
Speaker 1: laws don't apply to the bikers, or the traffic laws
45:12
Speaker 1: don't apply to bikers.
45:13
Speaker 2: For a while, I was pretty sure that I was
45:15
Speaker 2: going to get arrested for a fake ID when I
45:18
Speaker 2: got because I got I went to a bowling alley
45:21
Speaker 2: in Kingston, Massachusetts called Pins and I'd be We were
45:25
Speaker 2: like eighteen maybe, and we all walked in and we
45:28
Speaker 2: were already like hammered, we'd been drinking all night and
45:31
Speaker 2: we uh, we walked in and we got like a
45:33
Speaker 2: lane and we were like, we'll just do three pictures
45:34
Speaker 2: of bud light. And the dude was like, all right,
45:37
Speaker 2: kind of see your IDs, and we're like yeah, and
45:38
Speaker 2: we all gave him. We all have the exact same
45:40
Speaker 2: main ID. We're not not in Maine. We all have
45:43
Speaker 2: identical Maine IDs with your same faces on them. No,
45:48
Speaker 2: we have our own your own face, got it? And uh.
45:50
Speaker 2: And then the dude goes back to like the office
45:53
Speaker 2: to scan the IDs, and he's back there for like
45:56
Speaker 2: forty five minutes, and we're just sitting there and I'm like, dude,
45:59
Speaker 2: we're fucked. I'm like, we should just leave now. You
46:01
Speaker 2: don't be fucked.
46:02
Speaker 8: If you bowled a three hundred memorial they had to
46:06
Speaker 8: commend the fake names.
46:09
Speaker 2: It was me, I ask yourself.
46:14
Speaker 8: There's a plaque with yeah, I try to tell all
46:17
Speaker 8: your friends, No, that was actually me.
46:19
Speaker 2: That's me. Now that says that guy's from Maine. From Maine.
46:23
Speaker 2: You've never been to me, dude. The guy came back
46:25
Speaker 2: like thirty minutes later with photo copies of our IDs,
46:29
Speaker 2: and he was like, I'm gonna you can either take
46:31
Speaker 2: these and h we'll we'll send up report to the
46:34
Speaker 2: police and you'll be arrested, or we'll keep them. And
46:38
Speaker 2: I was like, we'll keep them. You guys can keep them.
46:40
Speaker 2: But then like one of my friends like put up
46:42
Speaker 2: a fight and I was like, dude, he's definitely just
46:43
Speaker 2: going to send this report him or fucked and uh
46:46
Speaker 2: like for like the NEX. So, as a kid, you're
46:48
Speaker 2: thinking that this guy that works at a bowling alley
46:50
Speaker 2: super motivated. Yes, that's I worked at a bowling alley
46:53
Speaker 2: growing up. That's exactly what I Yeah. Yeah, but we're
46:56
Speaker 2: the least motivated people. Dude, this guy was motivated. He
46:59
Speaker 2: had fucking bluetooth in oh ship. Yeah. I thought you
47:03
Speaker 2: were just talking to it like a lowly pin recetter. No,
47:06
Speaker 2: that was the guy that we gave the idea. Yeah,
47:07
Speaker 2: those guys love serving. And then the manager came back.
47:10
Speaker 8: You have a pin recetter Helmie or the opposite of
47:13
Speaker 8: foe of Homie.
47:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, guy loves the band Mega Death that all
47:19
Speaker 2: pinters do, and they love They're all like very similar
47:24
Speaker 2: to the bus Driver and the Simpsons Auto Yeah, they're
47:28
Speaker 2: just chilling the back of the lane all the time.
47:30
Speaker 2: What goes on back there? It's not as it's pretty cool.
47:36
Speaker 2: It's awesome. Yeah, it's awesome. It's loud as fuck your headphones.
47:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like the I feel like it's like
47:42
Speaker 1: the back of an airport, like the where when you
47:45
Speaker 1: put your bag in and it's just like yeah, yeah,
47:47
Speaker 1: tunnel like monsters inc kind of Yeah, you're.
47:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see a lot of things. Have you guy
47:52
Speaker 2: seen those videos of the dudes in the back of
47:53
Speaker 2: the airport just grabbing the fucking bags and just smashing them. Yeah,
47:58
Speaker 2: just throw them, just destroying them. Yeah, it's so funny.
48:03
Speaker 2: There's guys who do that, like in the open air,
48:06
Speaker 2: like when they come off of the carousel and they
48:08
Speaker 2: just yea throw them. Just guys who don't give a
48:11
Speaker 2: fuck about their job. It's one of the best jobs
48:13
Speaker 2: for like people, for curious people, for curious felons. Yeah,
48:18
Speaker 2: it's all felons, every felon.
48:21
Speaker 1: It's honestly, the guy who I was thinking I would
48:22
Speaker 1: get crack from used to work in an airport.
48:24
Speaker 3: Yeah.
48:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you guys know anyone? So you know someone?
48:28
Speaker 2: Do you guys know anyone who's ever worked in an
48:29
Speaker 2: airport exactly, different speace, exactly. I genuinely think that they
48:33
Speaker 2: should make like a documentary on the hiring process at
48:36
Speaker 2: an airport, Like who's getting hired at the Chili's inside
48:39
Speaker 2: of an airport? And do you do you apply to
48:41
Speaker 2: the Chili's or you just applying? Signed? Yeah, they place you.
48:45
Speaker 2: It's like, I think you're reached out to work tapping
48:49
Speaker 2: hiring like the Skull and Bones. I think it's like
48:52
Speaker 2: the US government is like, you're four hundred thousand dollars
48:55
Speaker 2: in debt, you need a job, We're sending you an
48:57
Speaker 2: application for Chili's in LaGuardia. To bartend. You're standing by
49:02
Speaker 2: the self checkout at Hudson Hudson Books next to the
49:06
Speaker 2: Mento's gum. You're gonna help people self check out a
49:09
Speaker 2: water bottle.
49:10
Speaker 1: The people, the over talkative bartenders at airport are some
49:14
Speaker 1: of the worst.
49:14
Speaker 2: I've never had that I sat next to a braggart
49:16
Speaker 2: at the airport. It was last time you guys met
49:18
Speaker 2: a braggart.
49:19
Speaker 8: Oh man, it's always ever, It's always a blast.
49:22
Speaker 2: He was showing me all his houses that he owns,
49:24
Speaker 2: and he's like showing me the prices. That's crazy. Yeah.
49:28
Speaker 1: A couple of years ago, I sat behind a guy
49:31
Speaker 1: I was fine to maybe Notre Dame, and he was
49:34
Speaker 1: a Notre Dame football alumni. It was seven in the
49:37
Speaker 1: morning and he was at the bar and he was
49:39
Speaker 1: actively he was like probably a six year old black
49:42
Speaker 1: guy and he was actively turning out a twenty five
49:45
Speaker 1: year old white guy. Like he was like seducing him
49:49
Speaker 1: real basically being like have you ever been with a man?
49:51
Speaker 1: Type of thing, and.
49:52
Speaker 2: The guy was like like giggling along with it. He
49:55
Speaker 2: was like fully giving into it. Dude. I think if
49:57
Speaker 2: I got flirted with by like a drunk, I would
49:59
Speaker 2: kind of giggle, but he wasn't. This guy wasn't. I
50:01
Speaker 2: would diggle be like, you're fucking with me right? This
50:03
Speaker 2: guy was like the grounds keeper at Notre Dame, like
50:05
Speaker 2: he was like he wasn't like like the young guy
50:09
Speaker 2: was the hunk and the old guy was just like
50:12
Speaker 2: this sass as a man ever flirted with you, I
50:16
Speaker 2: don't think so.
50:18
Speaker 1: I was hitchhiking in uh Toronto after a rap battle
50:23
Speaker 1: to the airport at like four in the morning. I
50:25
Speaker 1: was waiting for a bus and a guy picked me
50:27
Speaker 1: up and he was like, do you know the name
50:28
Speaker 1: of this park or it was before he picked me up,
50:31
Speaker 1: and then he drove back around. He was like, where
50:33
Speaker 1: are you going? Like you need a ride? And I
50:35
Speaker 1: did need to ride badly. I was going to miss
50:37
Speaker 1: my flat. I couldn't afford another flight, and uh. We
50:40
Speaker 1: had a long ass ride to the airport and then
50:42
Speaker 1: like ten minutes from the airport, he basically asked me
50:45
Speaker 1: if I'd ever like been with a man.
50:48
Speaker 8: That'd be the scariest thing in the ward Dude, in
50:51
Speaker 8: your head, You're like, oh, yeah, I'm dead, chubby.
50:54
Speaker 1: Like older indiany fucking dead. He was a chubby, older
50:58
Speaker 1: Indian guy. And I was like, I just didn't didn't
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Speaker 1: say a word. I was like considering barrel rolling out,
51:03
Speaker 1: but I need to make my flight. Yeah, so I
51:05
Speaker 1: sucked him off.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, that's so scary. It was fucking terrifying. Call
51:12
Speaker 2: him has that story and is special about him being
51:15
Speaker 2: at like a bar and like some gay dude was
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Speaker 2: hitting on him. Then he came out to when hes
51:21
Speaker 2: he whispered.
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Speaker 7: In his ear.
51:22
Speaker 2: He's like, I want to take you home and shave you.
51:26
Speaker 2: What's up with that? I'd well that was Marash. What wait, no,
51:33
Speaker 2: what was Maresh's story? Oh fuck, oh Marash. This guy
51:38
Speaker 2: came up to Marash and he was like, I want
51:39
Speaker 2: to fuck you. Yeah, was like no, no, no. And
51:43
Speaker 2: hours later the guy came up. He's like, I want
51:44
Speaker 2: to rub your feet and rush like I'd rather you fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
51:48
Speaker 2: I remember what that that's that's I don't think I've
51:51
Speaker 2: ever had any run ins like that. I've definitely had
51:53
Speaker 2: some nights at like the Duplex when that's the only
51:55
Speaker 2: bar that's open still and I'm just dancing with gay dudes. Yeah. Yeah,
52:00
Speaker 2: he said they're twirling you. They were twirling men, So
52:03
Speaker 2: I guess that's pretty close. But I think they knew
52:04
Speaker 2: I was the like they was harmless. They you would
52:07
Speaker 2: never fuck. Yeah, they knew I was and you're unfuckable. Yeah,
52:09
Speaker 2: out of their league. They knew my asshole was sealed over. Yeah,
52:13
Speaker 2: we're so straight. I paid my asshole. I stitched mine up.
52:17
Speaker 2: No mine healed, and I have the scab hang above
52:20
Speaker 2: my bed like a dream catcher. So dudes know that
52:22
Speaker 2: I have no ask to fuck like an umbilical save
52:26
Speaker 2: my asshole. Scab just a piece of wayward flesh end
52:30
Speaker 2: up on the wall. Man, that's nasty. Do we have
52:35
Speaker 2: any we have ads? I doubt it. Yeah, we probably
52:38
Speaker 2: don't have a saying these days. That's not true.
52:43
Speaker 1: Okay, then we we can, we can, we can call it.
52:47
Speaker 1: You guys have been awesome.
52:48
Speaker 2: No, thank you. We're gonna end it right now. We're
52:50
Speaker 2: fucking they they gotta do other ship today. It's fuck.
52:53
Speaker 2: Let's do we going? We've only been going for forty
52:55
Speaker 2: five minutes. Well, we can let them go, but we
53:00
Speaker 2: should do another ten at least.
53:01
Speaker 1: All right, we could do another ten, whatever you want
53:03
Speaker 1: to do, so bonus episode. No ads, We're giving people
53:06
Speaker 1: what they needed.
53:06
Speaker 2: Bonus episode. Huh, it is one of our episodes.
53:11
Speaker 3: Bro.
53:11
Speaker 2: I feel like our minds are in different places right now.
53:14
Speaker 2: There's been a massive chemistry problem between me and Ron lately. Yeah,
53:17
Speaker 2: because I bought you breakfast and you didn't come downstairs.
53:19
Speaker 2: A lot of fights.
53:20
Speaker 1: I was just waiting downstairs for you to have breakfast.
53:22
Speaker 1: I taxed you a piece of toast.
53:24
Speaker 2: He did taxt me a piece of toast and it
53:25
Speaker 2: was good. Well, if you made a Venn diagram of
53:27
Speaker 2: your two co hosts, Pat Bev and sas. What would
53:30
Speaker 2: the crossover be, what would the middle section call of duty?
53:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, they won't even play together. They hate each other
53:37
Speaker 1: more than Sass hates me.
53:38
Speaker 2: I don't like Pat Bev because he fucking shit talks
53:41
Speaker 2: me to Roan while I'm with Ron. He'll call Roan
53:45
Speaker 2: while we're doing Son of a Boy Dad and be like,
53:47
Speaker 2: what are you doing? And Rone's like, we're doing Son
53:49
Speaker 2: of a Boy Dad and He's like, still doing that
53:51
Speaker 2: dumb ass show. Yeah, I know you.
53:53
Speaker 8: Just you don't that me too, Yeah, FaceTime to you
53:56
Speaker 8: and just immediately starry a target shit on you.
53:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy. And he's always like Tommy Smokes has
54:01
Speaker 2: taken over. He always say he's like, you got to
54:03
Speaker 2: step it up as Tommy Smoke's past you. And I
54:06
Speaker 2: think me and Tommy Smokes are really like battling for
54:09
Speaker 2: a spot. Tommy Smokes is writing a movie about saving
54:12
Speaker 2: New York. Saving New York he or some ship like.
54:15
Speaker 1: That, like a rom com about a guy who is
54:17
Speaker 1: going to write himself as the star.
54:18
Speaker 2: It's going to suck. Who are you? Who are you
54:26
Speaker 2: imagining to be your your lead? Probably me? No, I
54:31
Speaker 2: don't know nothing wrong with that, but one of the
54:34
Speaker 2: new Hollywood twinks that are coming up. Mike Allames, uh, hey,
54:38
Speaker 2: Chala Ma is kind of I don't know. You think
54:40
Speaker 2: he's washed. I think Challo is not. Really, I don't know.
54:43
Speaker 2: He's definitely still twink right, definitely still a twing, but
54:45
Speaker 2: he's not he's he still the young gun. I don't
54:47
Speaker 2: know if he's still the young gun. Who's young? Who's
54:49
Speaker 2: a younger gun than him? Right now, there's a lot
54:51
Speaker 2: of Shallo may lookalikes that are getting big roles.
54:53
Speaker 1: What about old Boy from The Holdovers? What the Holdovers?
55:00
Speaker 1: It's the new Paul Giamati movie. It's like this kid
55:02
Speaker 1: from a prep school system.
55:03
Speaker 2: Oh I heard that was really good, very good. But
55:06
Speaker 2: all Boy from that is a new star. Yeah he
55:08
Speaker 2: could be. He's like eighteen. If you want a young hunk.
55:11
Speaker 2: But are you going to definitely cast asis way maw? Yeah?
55:14
Speaker 2: I want it. Yeah, you wanted to do well, you
55:18
Speaker 2: want to be funny. I want the movie to be good,
55:22
Speaker 2: well acted. All right, now we can end it. What
55:29
Speaker 2: the fuck it's been one extra minute? I know that
55:32
Speaker 2: was a bonus minute. It's a bonus minut shower. Us
55:36
Speaker 2: with the appreciation shower, you with the appreciation. How about
55:39
Speaker 2: like at least Nick and KB from Crazy like it
55:41
Speaker 2: didn't make it make us uncomfortable? No, I hate that.
55:44
Speaker 2: I hate that just as much as you guys hate it. Yeah,
55:46
Speaker 2: we'll just do it. Do you actually appreciate them coming on? Yes?
55:50
Speaker 2: Of course, like it'll go hard with it. No, you
55:53
Speaker 2: show them that you know. Sas loves getting compliments, though
55:56
Speaker 2: I hate it. I look through your like tab on
55:57
Speaker 2: Twitter and it's just all SaaS top five bunny is it?
56:01
Speaker 2: It's all variations like pay sassy little like Never, I
56:08
Speaker 2: never fuck with that people at top two and he's
56:10
Speaker 2: not too. The only time I'll ever do that is
56:12
Speaker 2: if someone if someone tweets and they're like, great show
56:14
Speaker 2: tonight because I like it, so that other people will
56:16
Speaker 2: see it and they'll be like, oh I gotta go
56:17
Speaker 2: to a show. That's a good way to get it
56:20
Speaker 2: from Sas. Yeah, but don't be compliment Sas. No, No,
56:24
Speaker 2: now you gotta. Now you gotta be posting receipts that
56:25
Speaker 2: you went to the show. I need tickets. Like, if
56:27
Speaker 2: somebody compliments your show, you should be like, where's your receipt?
56:29
Speaker 3: Yeah?
56:29
Speaker 2: Because I don't. I don't think I I fucking believe you. Yeah,
56:33
Speaker 2: you're probably lying. All right, Well this was a freaking
56:37
Speaker 2: jam packed. There's a lot of laughs. Good ass episode. Yeah,
56:41
Speaker 2: but we started at like two ten to wait. All right, Well,
56:45
Speaker 2: thank you guys all for listening. Uh, we had a
56:48
Speaker 2: lot of ship to do today. I'm gonna go play
56:49
Speaker 2: golf and then fly home.
56:51
Speaker 1: No, we got another son of a boy dad to do. No,
56:54
Speaker 1: we got a bank. See now you're now you're not on.
56:57
Speaker 2: Board because I didn't know we we would have ended
57:00
Speaker 2: this thirty minutes ago if I knew that. Well, that's
57:02
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. You got to save a little bit
57:04
Speaker 2: in the tank. All right, Well, we'll see you guys
57:06
Speaker 2: on Monday. Thank you, thanks for joining us. Guys, thank
57:09
Speaker 2: you listen to as watch next to near movie subscribe.
57:13
Speaker 2: All right, goodbye,