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Alright, so what did YOUR dog eat?? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We want to know what's the craziest thing your dog ate.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, on the show this morning, we got
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  Speaker 1: Minute to Win it coming up. We got tickets to
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  Speaker 1: Disneyland coming up. Tickets to Harry Styles coming up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Harry just dropped it. He's coming to town. We got
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  Speaker 1: tickets to Kanye West. All that's happened. Oh, and Chance
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  Speaker 1: the Rapper. That's this morning. And most of that's going
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  Speaker 1: to happen in the next hour and 10 minutes. So
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  Speaker 1: keep listening. Melissa, what's your dog eat?
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  Speaker 2: So my dog.
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  Speaker 3: Max, is a little French bulldog. And I gave him
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  Speaker 3: a T-bone with a little bit of meat on it
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  Speaker 3: one day, just a regular-sized T-bone steak. And this dog
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  Speaker 3: just swallowed a T-bone whole, like no chewing, nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Dang.
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  Speaker 3: Just gulped it in one gulp. And if you don't
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  Speaker 3: think it's possible, I didn't think that either, and neither
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  Speaker 3: did the vet. But we saw it on the x-ray,
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  Speaker 3: and he said, I've never seen anything like this. It
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  Speaker 3: didn't perforate anything, no puncturing, and it didn't require surgery.
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  Speaker 3: She just said... He's going to break it down, hopefully.
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  Speaker 3: It'll just pass through and we'll have no issues.
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  Speaker 1: No way.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: No way. So the stomach acid broke down a T-bone?
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: That's wild.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe that it even went down his throat.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know how that is possible.
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  Speaker 2: It's also weird because it's not like Max learned his lesson.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he's not going to do it any different
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  Speaker 2: with the next T-bone.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is the sad part.
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  Speaker 1: He.
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  Speaker 3: I ended up passing away last year from going through
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  Speaker 3: my trash and ate all the tampon plastic applicators.
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  Speaker 2: And he, we couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Help him from that point.
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  Speaker 7: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I have a list here.
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  Speaker 3: I have a list.
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  Speaker 1: He said, what's the, it was on Reddit. What's the
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  Speaker 1: strangest thing your dog's ever eaten? And tampons is number
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  Speaker 1: five on that list. So you're not alone.
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  Speaker 7: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So Max was doing what he was supposed to do.
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  Speaker 7: That is so weird. And yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if he's supposed to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thanks for calling him. Listen, sorry.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 8: Have a good day, guys.
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  Speaker 1: You too. Good morning, Karen. Did your dog eat something strange?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, a Scotch-Brite pad.
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  Speaker 1: What's that?
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  Speaker 6: To wash dishes, right?
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  Speaker 8: Those things you scrub cast iron pans with.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the little metal things, the little round ball things. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I like those.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't imagine it would do too much
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  Speaker 2: of a good thing in your stomach, though, right?
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  Speaker 8: No, it pretty much clogged him up. And we couldn't
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  Speaker 8: figure out why he wouldn't eat and why he couldn't poop.
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  Speaker 8: And he started losing a lot of weight. And he
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  Speaker 8: was in the ER. And finally, on the fifth day,
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  Speaker 8: they figured it out. And they did an ultrasound. And
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  Speaker 8: there's the whole pet right there in his belly.
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  Speaker 1: We got to put out a warning because I don't
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  Speaker 1: want any social media influencers to say this is a
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  Speaker 1: good way to lose weight now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: You eat one of those and then you get clogged
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  Speaker 1: up because you got to think, stuff still comes out.
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  Speaker 2: It filters it.
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  Speaker 8: It was having a hard time coming out, so they
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  Speaker 8: actually cut him open almost from his neck down to
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  Speaker 8: his whole underside and had to pull out every piece
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  Speaker 8: in the intestines and cut out the pad, and then
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  Speaker 8: put him back, and he was up and running around
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  Speaker 8: the next day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dogs are amazing. Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 8: Well, thank you, Karen. $ 5, 000 later.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 6: That's a price tag for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Michelle, what did your dog eat that was strange?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, my gosh. I left my phone on the table.
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  Speaker 9: He's six months old, kind of a Corso Mastiff, jumps
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  Speaker 9: up on the table when I wasn't looking, ate the
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  Speaker 9: pop socket off of the back of my cell phone
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  Speaker 9: and a ballpoint pen. Well, that's dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: Very dangerous.
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  Speaker 9: I'm, you know, waiting for something to happen to find it,
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  Speaker 9: for him to act different. Never did. He's a normal dog,
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  Speaker 9: eating and drinking. A month later, he throws up the
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  Speaker 9: pop socket.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 8: Dang.
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  Speaker 9: And it was like intact with a couple of marks
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  Speaker 9: from his teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Does it still work?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 9: I did have to throw the pop socket away.
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  Speaker 2: You did get yourself a new pop socket.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. Thanks, Michelle.
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  Speaker 10: No problem.
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  Speaker 2: How do dogs get a taste for ballpoint pens, but
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  Speaker 2: they won't eat olives?
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  Speaker 1: That we stay away from. Hannah, what does your dog eat?
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  Speaker 4: Hi.
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  Speaker 11: My dog is a 35-pound shepherd mix, gray, one eye.
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  Speaker 11: She's a total train wreck looking dog. And not long
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  Speaker 11: after we adopted her, she got really sick, took her
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  Speaker 11: to the vet. They looked and did an x-ray, and
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  Speaker 11: they thought she had, like, fabric in her stomach. But
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  Speaker 11: they wouldn't know until they finally did surgery. And when
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  Speaker 11: they did, $ 6, 000 later, they found that she swallowed an
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  Speaker 11: entire corn on the cob whole. And we don't even
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  Speaker 11: know where she got it, but that's what she ate.
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  Speaker 6: You don't know where she got it.
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  Speaker 1: You think I would have changed the shape of her body.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She's so tiny. Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: But that was like, do you guys want it? Because
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  Speaker 11: it's like the most expensive corn on a cob ever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But we didn't take it.
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  Speaker 1: You can make it a necklace. All right. Thanks, Hannah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, this is a good opportunity for me
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  Speaker 1: to tell you, like a lot of stuff happens with Blake,
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  Speaker 1: my wife, because we run the Love Pup Dog Rescue
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  Speaker 1: and people always call her and ask her for advice.
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  Speaker 1: My dog just ate this. What do I do? And
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  Speaker 1: then she has all these tips. And then her and
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  Speaker 1: my sister created an app called Love Pup Plus. And
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  Speaker 1: you can download it. It's in the app store for
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  Speaker 1: both phones, iPhones and Samsungs. Love Pup Plus. And it's
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  Speaker 1: totally free. And you register your dog in there. And
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  Speaker 1: then you can ask it anything. And it'll tell you,
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  Speaker 1: my dog just ate a T-bone. What do I do?
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  Speaker 1: And it will tell you what to do. Becky, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What did your dog eat?
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  Speaker 5: I had a 75-pound basset hound that died. Basset hounds,
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  Speaker 5: their nose gets them into trouble. And three children under
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  Speaker 5: eight that got a hold of a, back in the day,
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  Speaker 5: the old mouse for your computers had tracking balls.
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  Speaker 1: I have one right here.
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  Speaker 3: That thought it was a hoarder.
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  Speaker 5: And $ 5, 000 later.
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  Speaker 2: That seems to be the going rate to get something
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  Speaker 2: out of your dog's stomach, at least five grand.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I was blown away by the T-bone call,
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  Speaker 1: that they didn't take that out, especially the vet. That's
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  Speaker 1: a good vet, because you think the vet would be like,
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  Speaker 1: I can make some money, let me take that T-bone out. Amanda,
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  Speaker 1: what did your dog eat?
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  Speaker 12: Well, I don't even know where to start. He eats,
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  Speaker 12: he's eaten so much. His name is Tragan, he's a
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  Speaker 12: chocolate lab, and it probably started with the candy canes,
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  Speaker 12: literally off of the Christmas tree. So my daughter made
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  Speaker 12: him a shaming sign. He took batteries and brought them
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  Speaker 12: back to his kennel and almost burnt our house down.
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  Speaker 12: I mean, I don't know why a dog would chew
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  Speaker 12: a battery.
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  Speaker 3: He then, one.
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  Speaker 12: Thanksgiving, ate half of our Thanksgiving turkey.
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  Speaker 7: We had, you know, sliced it, served it at the table.
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  Speaker 12: And unbeknownst to about, I don't know, eight of us,
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  Speaker 12: nine of us, he's behind us eating the other half
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  Speaker 12: of the turkey.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: He pulled a bag of flour down, tried to eat flour.
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  Speaker 2: I think that was the.
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  Speaker 6: Picture I posted.
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  Speaker 2: He's got horrible snack taste.
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  Speaker 12: He's eaten butter, like literally a stick of butter.
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  Speaker 6: I can't blame him for that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bagels.
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  Speaker 7: I can't even, yeah, so many things.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but that's not strange. Those are food items. We're
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  Speaker 1: looking for strange things. Tim, what did your dog eat
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  Speaker 1: that's strange?
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  Speaker 7: So we had a beagle, which is part of a hound,
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  Speaker 7: just like the lady with the The Basset Hound, right?
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  Speaker 7: She would eat anything metal, sticks, rocks, her own poop, sprinklers.
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  Speaker 7: But the thing that really got her, it was normal,
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  Speaker 7: but she ate a Costco-sized bag of hamburger buns.
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  Speaker 1: All of them.
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  Speaker 7: So like 24 hamburger buns, and then the bread tie
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  Speaker 7: and the plastic, the whole ball of wax. And it
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  Speaker 7: did her in. Like, we had to take her to
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  Speaker 7: the hospital, and she was, like, 13 years old. And
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  Speaker 7: they're like, oh, yeah, it's going to be, like, five
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  Speaker 7: or six grand if we do something. And the bread
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  Speaker 7: tie lacerated her stomach.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 10: Poor baby.
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  Speaker 2: So she could eat sprinkles just fine.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Like, but she was a tank. Like, she ate string, like, toys, Legos, like,
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  Speaker 7: It was always, and we had to keep peroxide around
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  Speaker 7: to like put it down her throat so she could
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  Speaker 7: throw up whatever she ate because it was like always
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  Speaker 7: a constant problem.
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  Speaker 1: See, when your dog eats something, if you give it,
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  Speaker 1: I think my wife said salt, put a bunch of salt,
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  Speaker 1: and it'll vomit everything right up.
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  Speaker 6: I could see how that could happen.
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  Speaker 1: On this list I have, it says an F1 key,
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  Speaker 1: an F11 key on a keyboard, a TV remote, a
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  Speaker 1: driver's license, reading glasses, two full wasp nests is what
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  Speaker 1: their dog ate, all the garden lawn sprinklers, the floor
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  Speaker 1: of a boat. And one dog ate two pounds of
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  Speaker 1: sand in one sitting.
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  Speaker 13: That is insane.
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  Speaker 1: That is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: No reports, actual reports that my dog ate my homework, though.
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  Speaker 1: Not yet. Chris, what did your dog eat, Chris?
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  Speaker 10: My parents' dog ate two pounds of edibles.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 10: I normally watch my parents' dog, but this time I
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  Speaker 10: was out of town, so my brother watched it. And
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  Speaker 10: he had apparently two freezer bags full of edibles he
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  Speaker 10: didn't realize he had.
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  Speaker 1: And it was the 4th of July.
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  Speaker 10: He came home, and she was on the couch stoned
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  Speaker 10: watching Bluey. And then my parents texted me, and my
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  Speaker 10: mom said, this is why we don't let your brother
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  Speaker 10: watch the dog.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 6: But at least it was Bluey.
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  Speaker 1: It was an appropriate TV show.
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  Speaker 7: Educational.
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  Speaker 6: Appropriate and locked in.
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  Speaker 1: The way you said it, though, sounds like the dog
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  Speaker 1: turned on the TV and put it on Bluey's couch.
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  Speaker 10: John Jay, I sent you a picture of her to
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  Speaker 10: your Facebook whenever you can get a chance, but she
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  Speaker 10: was high probably for three days. They took her to
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  Speaker 10: the emergency vet, and the vet's like, there's nothing really
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  Speaker 10: we can do, so just ride it out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Chris. Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Tom. Tom's got something different. What do you got, Tom?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, how's it going, guys? Hey, how about what did
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  Speaker 4: my tortoise eat? Sure.
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  Speaker 1: Why not?
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  Speaker 4: Everything. Literally anything laying around. The pool noodles. Plastic bags,
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  Speaker 4: a 50-foot rope, you name it. What's really messed up
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  Speaker 4: is the longer things, like the pool noodles, the rope.
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  Speaker 4: Either you're pulling out the mouth, or depending on how
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  Speaker 4: long he's been at it, you might be pulling it
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  Speaker 4: out the other end.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, what do you do with the turf?
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  Speaker 4: We had to keep the yard spotless.
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  Speaker 1: But you think the turtle, you know, you think moves slow.
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  Speaker 1: You see it going after the noodle. No! You're like
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  Speaker 1: that guy on Austin Powers. No!
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  Speaker 4: Stop!
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  Speaker 6: Tortoises are fast, though.
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  Speaker 1: There's an Instagram account I follow, and it's this lady
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  Speaker 1: that has this giant tortoise. And man, it destroys her house.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: They're like tanks. She had as little as yours. And
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  Speaker 1: now it's like, in fact, if you watch Monsters of God,
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  Speaker 1: episode five is a lot about tortoises and these rare tortoises.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty interesting. You know, is yours a philosophical tortoise?
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  Speaker 6: No, I think ours is a sulcata tortoise.
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  Speaker 2: Not a desert tortoise?
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  Speaker 6: Not a desert tortoise. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the one they're to talk about on, did you
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  Speaker 1: finish episode five?
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  Speaker 14: I have like 10 more minutes.
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  Speaker 1: You know the turtles, the one turtles, the yellow ones
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  Speaker 1: are called Philosophoruses?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, something like that. They're like dinosaurs, literally.
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  Speaker 1: They look like every tortoise I've ever seen in my life.
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  Speaker 1: They're just a little yellow.
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  Speaker 4: Huh.
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  Speaker 1: And they're a big deal. Anyway, I got the picture
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  Speaker 1: of the dog that's stoned.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, as he's watching Blooming?
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  Speaker 1: He's just leaning on the guy. He literally looks like
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  Speaker 1: a dog that's stoned.
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  Speaker 2: Poor fella.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: All right, we're going to play Minute to Win It.
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  Speaker 1: We need an contestant. We got a contestant. Jazzy.
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  Speaker 13: Hey.
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  Speaker 1: Hey. You ready to play Minute 20 with us?
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  Speaker 11: I am so ready.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so excited. I've been trying to get on this
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  Speaker 3: for the past, like, I don't even know.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, good. You made it through. What are you doing
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  Speaker 1: right now? Where are you?
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 10: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: I said, what are you doing right now? Where are you?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, all right.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, no, I'm on my way to work.
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  Speaker 11: I work as a vet tech, so when I was
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  Speaker 11: listening to What Your Dog Ate, I've been.
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  Speaker 3: There and saw all the vet techs.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you have.
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  Speaker 1: What's the craziest thing you've seen as a vet tech
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  Speaker 1: that a dog has eaten?
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  Speaker 6: A bra.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, an action figure.
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  Speaker 3: An action figure, like toy cars.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 11: And then, yeah, I know the running rate. Everybody was
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  Speaker 11: talking about the running rate's about 5,000.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. If you go to First.
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  Speaker 9: Vet Pet, they offer.
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  Speaker 11: Some help with financials. We had some go, and it
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  Speaker 11: was only $ 1, 000.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. Okay, Jazzy, so now I know that you're
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: on speakerphone now, so that's your deal. So if you
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  Speaker 1: miss a question, you can't hear Rich, that's all a
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: delay because of you. You're on speakerphone, just letting you know.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: OK, let's play.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be stressed out. Here we go.
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  Speaker 13: John Jay and Rich have one thousand dollars cash for
• 13:12
  Speaker 13: you from Peoria Ford right now.
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  Speaker 1: Minute to win it.
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  Speaker 2: Sixty seconds on the clock. Get them all right. You
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: win a thousand dollars. Here we go. The NFL is back.
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  Speaker 2: Name either team that played in last year's Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: No freaking way.
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  Speaker 7: Either team.
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  Speaker 6: Last year's Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: Gosh, last year's Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 11: I think it was, was it the Seahawks?
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a point. You got it. What former
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  Speaker 2: member of Destiny's Child celebrated her 45th birthday and is
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  Speaker 2: married to Jay-Z?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, and she's married to Jay-Z?
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  Speaker 4: Destiny's Child.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, oh, oh, duh, Beyonce.
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  Speaker 7: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: What small organ attached to the large intestine was long
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  Speaker 2: thought to have little or no function? Oh, you know what?
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: The gallbladder?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good guess.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Looking for the appendix.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Appendix.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Appendix.
• 14:26
  Speaker 7: Oh, appendix.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so sad.
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: Jazzy.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: I don't think you're going to get through the rest
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: of them with the time that you had left there.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: You took a little long in the first one.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: What a great name, Jazzy. What a great name for
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: a dog.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. Jazzy. Yeah.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: And a DJ.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Hey, yeah.
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: I met a bunch of dogs.
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, named Jazzy.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah. All right.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Well, Jazzy, hold on a lot, okay? Hold on. Thanks
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: for playing. Sorry you didn't get it. And thanks for listening.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 14:49
  Speaker 10: No.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: What a bummer. Hey, by the way, speaking of football,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: last night, anyone watch the game last night? I did, yeah, sure.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Just a little bit of it. I watched some of it.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: And the stuff that I'm going to play for you
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: right now, because as I watch it, I listen to
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: it with a different ear. I listen to all the
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: things that sound dirty. So Seahawks, Patriots last night, there
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: were some times they sounded too, here were some moments
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: that were very, very dirty, but also weren't dirty.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: He is caught from behind.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: They call me like the human pole. You can't move
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: the pole out of there.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: He dwarfed him there.
• 15:22
  Speaker 10: Right down Broadway and just stayed right on him.
• 15:26
  Speaker 7: Passes it through.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: There's a little finger flinch. Here's Melissa.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: He didn't really use his pinky or his ring finger.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: I don't care.
• 15:31
  Speaker 10: How you get it to him, but you've got to
• 15:34
  Speaker 10: get it to him.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: Touches.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Eight, maybe nine deep. Moving slowly.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Things that's not dirty that aren't dirty uh you know
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: we did that's amazing uh new ted lasso dropped last
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: night yesterday actually dropped the night before us but but
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: um i watched yesterday anybody watch it um it's funny
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: how there's such a great show in the past the
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: first three seasons first season's phenomenal this season i've been
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: kind of like on it, but there's moments in the
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: show that are like, oh, that's the old Ted Lasso.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 16:14
  Speaker 14: Is that why you keep watching it? Because I feel
• 16:15
  Speaker 14: like every time you watch the new episode, you're really
• 16:17
  Speaker 14: meh about it.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Because I love the characters and I love the show
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: and I can't, I'm waiting. In fact, this is what's weird.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: This is really weird about this most recent episode. Here
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: we are in September and it was a New Year's
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Eve Christmas episode.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, they did that again, huh?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I feel like, why not kind of time it out right?
• 16:33
  Speaker 10: Why?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Did they have people singing on the show? Yeah, well, yeah.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: They sang Old Anzine, and it starts off with Christmas lights.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: Every show now either has a singing part or a
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: dancing part. Even if it's a murder show, there's a
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: dancing scene. There's both on that.
• 16:45
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: They're just killing time.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: But there's something very relatable here because Roy pops his
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: knee and has to have surgery. It's like they're following you.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Did you hurt your knee dancing to Jump Around by
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: House of Pain? I wish it was that sexy. No,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I was just stepping slightly to the left in my
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: own home. By the way, Harry Styles' big announcement this morning.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Harry posted it on his own Instagram account. So Harry Styles...
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: is coming to Phoenix.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Whoa!
• 17:11
  Speaker 14: Literally starting his tour here, which I think is so awesome.
• 17:14
  Speaker 14: Like when Artie, like Taylor Swift started her heirs tour here.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: So did Bieber.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Bieber started one of his tours here. State Farm Stadium,
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: two nights.
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's going to be epic.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: And we're going to have tickets.
• 17:23
  Speaker 6: I really hope that they get like the sound down.
• 17:26
  Speaker 13: Like I'm curious how... his stage is going to be
• 17:29
  Speaker 13: set up. Cause I feel like at state fart stadium,
• 17:30
  Speaker 13: cause it's so big.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: State fart.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: That one right there.
• 17:33
  Speaker 13: Um, I hope it's in the middle because then it
• 17:36
  Speaker 13: sounds like the whole sound is engulfing you versus like
• 17:39
  Speaker 13: all the way on one side of the arena. You
• 17:40
  Speaker 13: know what I mean?
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Yup.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: But they've done it. Taylor's done it.
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like Harry's people will figure it out. Well,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: here's the thing too. Noah, our very own Noah Lashley
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: was there last night. He was in New York at
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Harry's concert and he posted some great videos. We've got
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: them on our Instagram. He was like close. And I've
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: already texted him and DM'd him because I wanted him
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: to review the show. But he hasn't texted back.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: He's in recovery mode.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: There's a lot going on in New York right now.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: You also got the U.S. Open.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: And so I'm wondering, hey, can you guys try to
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: call Noah real quick?
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: What?
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: And it's New York Fashion Week, I'm pretty sure. Yeah,
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: it starts today. Yeah, literally.
• 18:19
  Speaker 13: Oh, it is probably jumping in New York City.
• 18:22
  Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh.
• 18:22
  Speaker 14: The celebrities are probably everywhere.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: The pop-up stores, the pop-up things are everywhere.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: What a time.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Just call him. Just call him on his cell phone.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Everyone's staring at me. Here's what I'm thinking. If we
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: get Noah on the phone... And you listen carefully to
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: what Noah says. We might quiz you on Noah's conversation,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: and that's how we'll give away the Harry Styles tickets. Oh, okay.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Or let's say we talk to Noah, and we might
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: quiz you on his conversation and give you Kanye tickets.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: You just never know. We've got so much going on.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: We also got Disney tickets coming up in 20 minutes.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: But the way we're giving away the Disney tickets is
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: you've got to listen for the magic word every single
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: hour starting at 10. Like yesterday's words we're going to
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: ask you for today. All right, so they're calling Noah
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: right now. Let's just wait. By the way, I was
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: playing this this morning because... It was on Ted Lasso
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: last night. They played this on Ted Lasso. When I
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: played it about 20 minutes ago, I got all these
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: DMs saying, play more of that.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: It's classic. James Brown.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: What are you getting with Noah? Nothing? His phone turned off? Yeah,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: he's out. He was probably out until freaking 5 a.m.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: this morning. But anyway, just know the big announcement is
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: that Harry Styles is coming to town. We're going to
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: have your tickets. Lots of tickets.