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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 64 - Bitches · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Order, Yeah, what is up? Everybody? Welcome back to Son
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  Speaker 2: of a Boy Dad podcast Today. It is Monday. It
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  Speaker 2: is June sixth, Yes, and we are in the studio.
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  Speaker 2: Take it away, Roan.
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  Speaker 1: We're in this fucking studio and we're bitches, all four
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  Speaker 1: of us.
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  Speaker 2: Dudes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about Ohen, I'm talking about Tyler, I'm talking.
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  Speaker 2: About you, and most of all, I'm talking about me.
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  Speaker 2: What did you do? I'm just a little bitch. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not, but thank you for throwing me in on that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you are. How are you not a little bitch?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a manly man. Date your case. I'm a manly man.
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  Speaker 2: Had a dream about Sydney Sweeney last night. Is that
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  Speaker 2: sound like a bitch thing to do? It sounds like
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  Speaker 2: you're probably argument that's the manliest thing you can do.
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  Speaker 2: You're probably like savage hearing for her Outney Sweeney. But
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  Speaker 2: you do.
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  Speaker 1: But it wasn't a same extreme you said. It wasn't,
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  Speaker 1: so that's not that man. It was a romance dream.
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  Speaker 1: You had platonic friendship. It was like a rom com.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think Bill's aarian really dreams. Well, I woke
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  Speaker 1: up before the sex started, so I was scared. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I forced myself awake. That sounds daunt because
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  Speaker 1: I was so intimidated in my dream that you wouldn't perform. Well,
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  Speaker 1: she was grabbing on my belly fat, What is this?
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  Speaker 2: Explain yourself. You're too young. Now. My health journey began today.
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  Speaker 2: I just got a Caesar salad wrap.
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  Speaker 1: It was a wrap, though. Why would you just get
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  Speaker 1: a salad? Why do you need the carbohydrates energy fuel?
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  Speaker 1: The fucking the protein will give you fuel.
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  Speaker 2: No, it won't. There was carbohydrates in the dressing. I
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  Speaker 2: bet not a lot enough, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's overstated how much we need carbohydrates. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't had one in fucking about fifteen minutes.
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  Speaker 2: You're a liar.
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  Speaker 1: I've had fucking several carbohydrates since fifteen minutes ago.
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  Speaker 2: You're right. What's good though, bro? Good to see my friends. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's good weekend, got some good shows. Arlington will be
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  Speaker 2: in Brooklyn on the eighteenth. Everyone's like, oh, finally it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna stop promoting. O don't know, I'm just getting warmed up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you've just started this show. Is only a
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  Speaker 1: device to promote your shows.
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  Speaker 2: Now, when I'll be in Brooklyn on June eighteenth at
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  Speaker 2: the Bellhouse, it's gonna be fun, one show, one night.
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  Speaker 1: You're not built of crack jokes in Brooklyn now, not
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  Speaker 1: at all. All your jokes are about like Wall Street
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  Speaker 1: and making fucking cash.
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  Speaker 2: No they're not. Yeah they are nothing are like that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have any jokes at the people in Brooklyn
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  Speaker 1: will relate to what's some what are some ways are
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  Speaker 1: going to change your standard for Brooklyn?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I mean big pants maybe big pants, Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do, big pant, small shirt.
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  Speaker 2: I mean they went very well, so that's all I
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  Speaker 2: can say. I think that you you dress. It was
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  Speaker 2: alarming to see how you dressed on stage. Dress. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like that's inappropriate. It caught out and I
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  Speaker 2: wasn't wearing a T shirt on stage, but I feel.
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  Speaker 1: Like that's inappropriate. You should get some comedy clothes that
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  Speaker 1: you can wear on stage, like a suit, yeah, John Mulaney,
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  Speaker 1: or like a fucking leather jacket or some shit like that.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I will leather jacket and slip back your hair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that she would be fire. That would be awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I wish they I wish I got it recorded because
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to post like my full set. But
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  Speaker 2: there was like some jokes that I did just about
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  Speaker 2: like DC that I probably I mean, I could do
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  Speaker 2: them and I could tie it in like oh I
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  Speaker 2: was in DC and just use the same thing. But uh,
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  Speaker 2: I would have liked to post those, but I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Comedians wind have been a tough spot when they start
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  Speaker 1: doing that because like all their last like three weeks
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  Speaker 1: are accounted for it.
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  Speaker 2: They're like two weeks ago. I was doing this like
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  Speaker 2: last week. I was here. I still say I was
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  Speaker 2: in Austin last week, and I have been in Austin
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  Speaker 2: like three months. Yeah, I mean, but no one knows deft. No,
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  Speaker 2: they probably know that. They don't care. How did you
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  Speaker 2: sell out all the shows? I don't know, dude. That
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  Speaker 2: shit doesn't make sense. I know they all sold out, dude.
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  Speaker 1: The so the.
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  Speaker 2: Late shows were selling super well, and I would get
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  Speaker 2: like week up weekly updates. The two late shows had
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  Speaker 2: sold out and there was like thirty tickets sold for
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  Speaker 2: the early show on Saturday, and then on Saturday, like
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  Speaker 2: two hundred people bought.
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  Speaker 1: Tickets that's fucking crazy. Yeah, it might as well. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean what goes on in Arlington? Isn't there like
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  Speaker 1: a big cemetery there or a lot of military personnel
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  Speaker 1: are down there.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's where the Pentagon is. Oh really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think any higher ups came in there? Maybe
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  Speaker 2: there were some old people there, but do you think
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  Speaker 2: they're up. I talked to like four old ass dudes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they were all like in their fifties and they were awesome. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I talked to them after the show. Well were they
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  Speaker 2: how did they wind up there? What were they fans of?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. They never directly said they were fans.
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  Speaker 2: They just wanted to shoot the shit.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They was fun though. I talked to basically like everyone
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  Speaker 2: that went to the show. I went out and just
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  Speaker 2: like talked to everybody after.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe that's a good way to shut sell your
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  Speaker 1: sh Is that like going to a SaaS show guarantees
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  Speaker 1: you about half an hour of conversation with him?
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  Speaker 2: Though not quite. But I talked to a lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: It was fun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, any any babes in the crowd. No, it
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  Speaker 1: was a lot of dudes, really, I mean a lot
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  Speaker 1: of me and the fellas. Yeah, yeah, the fellows are
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  Speaker 1: just chilling with you.
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  Speaker 2: There were girls there, but it was it was dude heavy.
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  Speaker 2: Are you saying the girls weren't babes? No, I don't
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  Speaker 2: prefer to call them that. Yeah. Yeah, you don't see
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  Speaker 2: any of them as as sexual objects? No, none of them.
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  Speaker 2: That's why you're the fucking goat dude. Yeah, it was,
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  Speaker 2: but it was really fun, I think, and I think
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  Speaker 2: everyone enjoyed it a lot. I think they they all
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  Speaker 2: had a good time. People were asking me about your
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  Speaker 2: show all weekend.
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  Speaker 1: People were just coming up to me and being like,
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  Speaker 1: what's sasa the show in Arlington, or like people that
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  Speaker 1: I came from Arlington.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking fuck sass, I'm not going to a show. Well
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  Speaker 2: they couldn't have gone anyway because it was sold out, bitch. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's fucking sick. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta start paying for shitting now that you're making
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  Speaker 1: so much stand up money. Yeah, maybe I'm how about
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  Speaker 1: a round of toys for the boys, Yeah maybe I
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  Speaker 1: want to. So I'm think Philly in July and I
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  Speaker 1: want you to come for that.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of shit do you want to do? Some
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  Speaker 2: Abbot and Costello, Just like I think after at the end,
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  Speaker 2: I think if we just did like a bump mics
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  Speaker 2: type thing, Yeah, just shoot the shit on stage, that
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  Speaker 2: would be dope. Is that why you'd love that?
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  Speaker 1: That's why you called me from on stage? It was
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  Speaker 1: that kind of thing like people, Uh no, no, dude.
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  Speaker 2: The the late shows were like barely I barely even
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  Speaker 2: did my material because people were just like talking the
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  Speaker 2: entire time. Did that piss you off? I feel like
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  Speaker 2: it must have been nice a little bit. It was fun.
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  Speaker 2: I had fun. I hope it didn't piss anyone else off.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it was a little much at times, but
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  Speaker 2: then I'll kind of just like shut the fuck up,
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  Speaker 2: and then they would.
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  Speaker 1: They probably didn't respect you because you were wearing shorts
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  Speaker 1: on stage. Yeah yeah, I uh but I had fun
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  Speaker 1: and seemed like they were having a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 1: So it's also the more you put into like, the
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  Speaker 1: trier you the harder you try to look good, the
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  Speaker 1: less funny you are.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah, it was a
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  Speaker 2: good time. I think I have no complaints if you
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  Speaker 2: try to wear some cool boy clothes, oh no, I
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  Speaker 2: would never do that, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like Andrew Schultz is always wearing cool guy closed,
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  Speaker 1: but he's funny despite that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a cool guy.
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  Speaker 1: Which I think is probably the hardest for hot dudes
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  Speaker 1: to try and be funny, because like people automatically assume
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  Speaker 1: that they're not just because they're hot, they're like the
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  Speaker 1: value their jokes definitely so hot hot dudes have to
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  Speaker 1: be ten times funnier just to be funny. Yeah, Ugly
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  Speaker 1: guys like, oh, that's standard for you to be funny. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we expect your hands to be funny.
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  Speaker 2: Funny. You literally have to just to get any type
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  Speaker 2: of advantage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but a hot ass dude who wind winds up
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  Speaker 1: being funny, they deserve the fucking pussy their drowning.
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  Speaker 2: Four guys, they got the nicest this weekend. Yeah, are
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  Speaker 2: you gonna come to it? When? Is it Saturday night? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I can, it's Saturday afternoon. Oh then maybe yes?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I feel like you've been coming up with
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  Speaker 1: every excuse pot and my sister's graduation.
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  Speaker 2: Just come back though, for no, But it's not till Sunday,
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  Speaker 2: So maybe I'll just go Saturday night. Yeah, just go
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  Speaker 2: Saturday night. How are you gonna get back drive? No,
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  Speaker 2: it's in I have to go to Evanston. Oh it's
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  Speaker 2: in Chicago. Yeah. Oh that sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you see all these flights getting canceled. Why
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  Speaker 1: are all the flights getting canceled? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's been going on for a while. Apparently they're all
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  Speaker 2: like super understaffed.
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  Speaker 1: Is it because people are quitting their jobs? Is it
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  Speaker 1: because of COVID or is people a quitting their bucks
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  Speaker 1: to be a pilot?
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  Speaker 2: People are quitting their jobs saying the pilots are striking,
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  Speaker 2: And I think like the whole airport staff is like
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  Speaker 2: all quitting. Is it because they've made them get a
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  Speaker 2: vaccines or something? No, I really don't know much about it.
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  Speaker 2: But it's like I've had every single flight I've taken
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  Speaker 2: in the last like two months has been delayed or canceled.
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  Speaker 1: Algream the flight's canceled. My algorithm thinks I want to
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  Speaker 1: see people complaining about it on Twitter. I haven't seen
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  Speaker 1: anything on Twitter.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Every single day it's just people complaining their dicks off
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  Speaker 1: about the flights getting canceled.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I genuinely don't know what it is. I heard
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  Speaker 2: that there was that they were understaffed.
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  Speaker 1: Air Travels about to die, dude, No one's going to
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  Speaker 1: be able to fly anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope not. That suck. We're just driving everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be sweet, just hopping in the RV I do.
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  Speaker 1: The train is just brutal. Yeah, there has to be
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  Speaker 1: faster ways to get placed trains. It's the same speed
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  Speaker 1: as a car. It takes four hours to from DC
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  Speaker 1: to New York. Takes three hours and like forty minutes
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  Speaker 1: to take the train just getting past. Yeah, yeah, brood
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  Speaker 1: like cars on the train. Yeah that's not even that pretty.
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  Speaker 2: No, And I was like dead on uh well, yesterday
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  Speaker 2: I took the train back, and then on Friday morning
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  Speaker 2: when I went it was after we went out on Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: and I drank like way too much. Dude, I got
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  Speaker 2: before you, before Owen saw Joe Rogan. I got got
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  Speaker 2: kicked out of another bar, right, Yeah, I got kicked
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  Speaker 2: out of a bar for ordering too slow. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 2: yeah that's what they that's what OBEs told me. Like
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  Speaker 2: it was actually obs ordered too slow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he ordered uh one one drink at a time,
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  Speaker 1: and and after every drink that he he ordered, he
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  Speaker 1: would just add another one on because they were different.
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  Speaker 2: And then the dude just kicked you guys out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's crazy. And then we got kicked out of the
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  Speaker 2: first bar because obs was vaping, I know, and the
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  Speaker 2: guy come up and said that's illegal, and then they removed.
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  Speaker 2: They just like it was like the most like easy
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  Speaker 2: going getting kicked out of somewhere of ever. Like they
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  Speaker 2: just walked him to the door, said he has to go,
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  Speaker 2: and then he was like, can I finish my drink?
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  Speaker 2: And they were like sure, and then he just like
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  Speaker 2: went back over and hung out with us until he
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  Speaker 2: finished his drink and then like all right, you have
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  Speaker 2: to leave. I don't know why they would do that.
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  Speaker 2: It was like no one even there.
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  Speaker 1: Why do why do they want to kick people out
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  Speaker 1: of bars like that? Dude, I was there, all those
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  Speaker 1: white people came up to you and started calling you white.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I don't remember that. Oh no, I do remember that,
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  Speaker 2: those people that were sitting at the table. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: We came to meet up with you guys because we
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: were right after meeting all those firefighters away, the one
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  Speaker 1: who passed away. But on the on the drive out there,
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  Speaker 1: they picked us up in like a wrapped like firefighter
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  Speaker 1: s u V. And so there was no fucking rules
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  Speaker 1: and the dude was just driving on like the shoulder.
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  Speaker 2: The whole way out.
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  Speaker 1: It was like crazy concerned and he was just like
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  Speaker 1: driving them on the shoulder, like flying, like telling stories.
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  Speaker 1: This fresh stop right here, like that's where dudes like
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  Speaker 1: would would go like get sucked off. And then he
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: started telling a story about this dude from Rockaway who
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: had like he was like this macho, like six year
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  Speaker 1: old he might have been a firefighter or something, and
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: he had like five kids and he's just like the man.
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  Speaker 1: And he was like driving down that uh that, like
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  Speaker 1: down that highway or whatever on the way out to Rockaway,
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  Speaker 1: and he started feeling like a pain in his chest
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  Speaker 1: and he was like driving past that uh that, that
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  Speaker 1: same pull off. Yeah, and he's like, dude, if I
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  Speaker 1: if I pull over here and I die here, they're
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  Speaker 1: going to think I was a cocksucker.
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  Speaker 2: So he kept driving home as he had the heart attack.
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  Speaker 1: He had an actual heart attack, yeah, And he just
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  Speaker 1: fought through the heart attack because he didn't want people
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  Speaker 1: to think he was gay by pulling off at the game.
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  Speaker 2: He just muscled through it is why he got home
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  Speaker 2: and his wife's like, what are you doing? That's crazy?
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  Speaker 2: She just got back in the car and drove into
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: the hospital. Some people are just like like, my grandpa's
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: had like multiple strokes and he just will he'll just
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: sleep it so sleep it off. It's crazy. I's go
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  Speaker 2: to the hospital in the morning. I think with a
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  Speaker 2: stroke you're supposed to like go to it right away. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he had a stroke and they just like he just chilled. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it weird?
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  Speaker 1: Like I always thought that heart attacks and strokes were
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  Speaker 1: just like it was a wrap. But the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you can have like small strokes and small.
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  Speaker 2: Get a small stroke, I don't know, dude, heart attacks
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  Speaker 2: are way I think that would be way scarier.
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  Speaker 1: But what is it even because I've sure a heart,
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  Speaker 1: there's a blockage in your heart. I've had like a
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  Speaker 1: chest like weird chest pains like side pains. But then
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  Speaker 1: I'll hear that that's just like your diaphragm like tucking
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  Speaker 1: under like you're gonna like breathe your way out of
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  Speaker 1: some of that phrase. It's like literally a muscular pain
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  Speaker 1: that people confuse you like chest pain.
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  Speaker 2: I've had shit on this side bad, but it's always
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  Speaker 2: gas no, but it needs to be burped. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 2: it gets bad. To the point that like I can't
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  Speaker 2: breathe because it's so sharp that like when I'm breathing
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  Speaker 2: and it feels like someone's just like sticking a needle
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  Speaker 2: in my in my side.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: Dude, gas, I mean gas is bad, dude. Babies have gas,
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: you up, dude, or like gas and boogers fuck up
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  Speaker 1: babies badly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some shit. A dude, I know.
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  Speaker 1: He has a young baby, and there's like a thing
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  Speaker 1: when they start getting snotty that you put like a
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  Speaker 1: tube into.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a thing that you squish and it's like
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: a suction cup.
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  Speaker 1: But this one is like it's like a siphon, like
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  Speaker 1: for when you siphon gas and you like like give
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: it a little suck and like really not like starts
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: coming out and he like blew out his back sucking
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: the snot out of his baby's nose.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't they just use the I remember when my
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: little sisters were like really young and we had the
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: It's like a little it's a little like half a
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: tennis ball with a tube and you just like squeeze it.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: I think this is maybe you can get better suction
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: if you like suck it yourself. Yeah, That sounds way
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: worse though, I know, because what.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Happens if it starts like flowing like gas, like you
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: just get fucking fire with your baby snot. Yeah, that's
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: disgusting that it seems fucking terrible. But that and having
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: just being a little gassy.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, gas is that that's what you gotta. You gotta
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: gas the babies are you put them on your back
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: and you like bicycle pedal then yeah, like pop popped back.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: I think that's for burps. I don't but the same
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: type of gas. Yeah, yeah, people don't do that for us.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: I had to do that. I do really bad like
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: gas problems. I had to do that at the gym.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: I had to go to the gym and lay on
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: my back and just bicycle pedal and I was just
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: farting everywhere. Imagine if you saw someone doing that. I
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: had so well, it looks like you're doing like a
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: car workout when you do it, but you're farting. Yeah,
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: no one knows. Did you have AirPods in Yeah? Yeah,
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: maybe no one new. Yeah, yeah, no one knew. It
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: actually didn't even help that much. That was when I
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: that was when I was going to go to the
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: hospitals thought my appendix was bursting. Oh yeah, now I
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: just had to fart my dick off.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: It lasted. I had this like crazy stomachick and it
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: lasted for like three days. And remember that was the
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: time that I was laying down in the green room.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: It was you just had some batchipotle. I don't know
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: what it was, dude. It was just like gas was
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: like trapped in my chest and my stomach.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: That's it's crazy to think that there's just a big
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: ass bubble. Yeah, you know it hurts that you can't
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: get out. Yeah, like, I guess rub your belly or
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: some ship. Dude, I'm trying to get my gas out.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're supposed to rub it, I think clockwise
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: or maybe counterclockwise, No, clockwise. That wasn't like you had
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: a rock and it gets your Yeah, it does. It
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: moved around. I can't imagine being a woman just holding
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: in every fart that you ever have. No, I could never.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know how they do it, dude, I'm pretty
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: uh lean. Like I got to a point where I
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: was just like, yeah, like this isn't I'd rather fart
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: and have its smell bad than like have like a
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: terrible stomach ache. I think that's our male privilege though, Yeah,
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: because if I if I don't, if I hold them in,
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I get like all sorts of different gas pans. Yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: You see at this one where it just like there
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: was like a rock in my stomach and I wouldn't
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: be able to stand up straight. So I just like
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: walking around school like holding my stomach and then I'd
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: have to go home and lay on my left side.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: That definitely looks funny as fuck.
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: It hurt.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: That's like what cartoon characters do when they're sick.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I don't feel so fucking killed. Yeah, I bet someone
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: to burp you. We got to get one of these
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: interns to just be burping you at all times.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: It would be awesome if I could get a burping
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: in turn.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or someone to suck your burps out and yeah,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: someone just puts like a trick down your flock, a
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: big ass like beer barrowing down your stomach.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: It just sucks.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: So yeah, there's probably the people that would do that.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, people are going to see you do stand
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: up comedy. They probably suck my farts. It suck your
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: farts out there your life. Probably that's hot as fuck?
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Should we do it an advertisement?
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Sure? What is?
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: I'm going so I can get uber one for students.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: It saves you on Uber and uber eats. I'm there
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: you think college is for.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Get uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Uber and Uber eats. What deals this good?
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: ninety nine a month.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Savings may very Eligibility and member terms apply. What do
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: you prefer to do when you when you have a therapist,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: you want a mail or a woman. I've never had
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: a male therapist. It's always better if it's a woman. Yeah.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: In case there's a physical exam, yeah, cause you have
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: to fight them. Therapy ever starts going the wrong way
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: physical Who gives? Who gives therapy to the therapists though?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Straight up themselves? You think so?
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: You think they just jack off, they're fucking they just
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: pleasure themselves. They just give Like, how could you even
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: do that? They they must go talk to their own therapy.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Must be a really really hard job being a therapist. Yeah,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: isn't that like what's sixth senses about? Yeah, being like
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: a family therapist. Well, he's a therapist, right, and then
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: he gets killed.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: But I feel like it's way easier to be like
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: a therapist for children because it's like like being a
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: therapist for adult like him, just like dumping on you,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: like just being like these are like being able to
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: organize your thoughts and complaints more intense problems. Yeah, like
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: a children a child's problem. They don't even know that
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: it's a problem, what their problem is.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: They have a problem exactly, But for an adult, especially
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: in New York. Just that new movie coming out Joe
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: lis lucy K. No, they're an movie together. They made
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: it together. You haven't seen the trailer. No, it looks
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: super good. This is about a comedian who gets canceled. No,
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: it's about Joe. List's plays like a guy who's like
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: sober for three years and he has to go home
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: and confront his family about all like the fucked up
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: issues that he has caused by his parents, And uh
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: lucy K plays like a therapist. The trailer just came
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: out like two days ago. It's I think we're gonna
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: go see the premiere at the Beacon. Whenever I see
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Joe List, I think that's what a leading man should
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: look like. Yeah, that dude has the look of a
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: movie star. Dude. He's just him and Luisy K wrote
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: it together.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Perfect jaw line, perfect look, just perfect voice.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Clure. He's one of my favorite comedians. He's a man's man. Yeah,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: here's everything it means to be a man. Yeah he is. No,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: he's from Uh he's a Boston guy, right, Yeah, I
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: think so? Or Noah is he Yeah, I think he is.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I think he was one from when Boston dudes were goats.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: He's very, very funny. Boston was good speaking of Boston.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Kind of Philly though, Yeah, Philly's good. Now, Well, what
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: happened to the Seas last night?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Bro? Oh? Yeah, I know, right, Tyler. I don't fucking know.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: They lost by a lot. I know that, well, I
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: did lose by so much. I don't know. I didn't watch.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I watched Dave's rant me You Dave and Hank court Side? Yeah, yeah,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: what do you say on the best way to see
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: the City? See you Wednesday on the wood. Imagine if
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: we were there a court side and Dave just like
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: saw us there, he was in the third row. He
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: couldn't get taken home on the wood. He would learn
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: your name to lose his shit. Yeah, being able to
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: text him saying like come down and say hi. Yeah,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: why don't you come down and say hi?
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Pop on down, bro, we can probably get you back
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: there and the nosebleeds so we could pass you back
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: our wristbands if you want, Yeah, slip out of our wristbands.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Should we go? Yeah, it's a Wednesday, Let's go to
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: the Golden State. I ain't got shit on Wednesday. Let's
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: go to Game five on Golden State. No, I want
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: to go to Boston.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I want to go to Cali. Bro, I don't be
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: with my tech bros. I want to be in Boston,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: my home. Yeah, but the funny guys used to be
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm kind of a Boston legend, are you. I
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: think you're more of a Philly guy to me. I
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: know I am. You are a Philly guys. I'm really
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: excited for the Philly shows. I think those are going
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: to be I think that's gonna be the best one
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: best fucking crowded comedy man.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those people get it good salt of the earth,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: working class, blue collar bu colic folk lunch palers ham
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: and eggers, bring their fucking dog to workday type shit.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think Philly and Boston are going to be very,
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: very fun. I don't know about Boston. Well, Boston's awesome.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Austin's a great town for comedy. How come there's not
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: tall buildings though in Boston. Yeah, they got some tall buildings,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: barely more than Philly. No, yep, what Philly's got too tall? Yeah, exactly,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: it's a little rinky think podunk, tiny town. No, it's
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: not dude. Have you ever even been to Boston? Yes, dude,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: I went to Boston with you once and you, like,
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: just clearly you're not a Boston guy. Why I wasn't
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: eating beans because.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: You got Like what did you get when we all
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: got or No, that was KP. We all went to
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: a seafood place in Kate. We got tacos. Yeah, three
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: mini tacos.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: I got the most. I gotta like seafood. I fucking
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: love seafood.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Place is really good and should go back there, dude,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: I'd love to get some seafood with the boys. I'd
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: love to go out to dinner with the boys to
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: get a nice cut of bass or some ship like that.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: I think we asked you to go out to dinner
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: recently and you were like, nah, you definitely didn't. I
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: think we did. I didn't think you made that on No,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: but I've been dying.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: We went after we recorded on a we can't ask
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: me last second? Dude, Oh sorry, my family man, truly,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: are you gotta look out for my kim my next
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: of kim?
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. You got people to report too, that's
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: not this guy. Yeah, me and myself. Is you in
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: the fucking city.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: That's why you weren't on your phone the whole time
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: in Arlington, because you were just wandering around. Dude.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I did knocket out of it. I didn't leave. I
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: didn't leave my bed one time until five pm on Saturday,
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: and we know what you were doing in there. I
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: was watching Seinfeld the whole day. Feteah. I guess it
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: is pretty good, dude. Seinfeld is on Comedy Central. I
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: woke up because I forgot to turned my TV off.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I woke up and it was already on and there
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: was not one show in between, they just have it
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: on the entire day on the same channel. God damn. Yeah,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: it's funny though it's a good ass show.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Why do they do that with programming though? They just
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: want to keep this, I guess the best way to
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: just keep an audience.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's kind of annoying. But also because
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: it got to the point where it was like the
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: later episodes that aren't as funny. It was like Larry
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: David left and I was like, well, where are the
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: good ones? Like put back on the good ones. Don't
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: be playing the season seven. Shit, yeah, that's funny. Season
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: give me that raw ship. Give me season four.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Season four is when every show gets the best and
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: it sucks too because Kramer is so fucking funny.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: He's the funniest person on the show.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: On the last day of this Bachelor party, we were
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: all sitting around and Seinfeld came on and like, dudes, breakdown.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Seinfeld Like it's like, fucking there's a pruder film. They're like,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: you could tell in these early seasons that they were
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: doing more straight line delivery as opposed to delivering it
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: in like a jokey fashion or whatever. It's like if
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: people get really deep with their analysis of Seinfeld.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Does Jerry Seinfeld stop doing stand up like at the
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: end of the show, What do you mean, like in
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: the beginnings of the episodes. Yeah, I'm not sure because
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: like later in the day, when it got to the
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: later episodes, here was no stand up stuff involved at all.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: But in the early episodes there like he's like at
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: the comedy club. Was he living in New York at
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: that time? Yeah? How much did it parallel his actual life?
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine that much.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I love how he just wrote the main character and
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: it was him and he just fucks a lot. Yeah,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: he dies, fuck a lot and has a new girlfriend
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: every year. He has a new, smoking hot girlfriend in
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: every single episode. Yeah, it's just supposed to be a
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: show about nothing. No, it's a show about how you're
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: the fucking man. Yeah, how you're just wheeling out a
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: new like sixteen and a half year old every day
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: or whoever Seinfeld was banging and.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: You have like a seventeen year old girlfriend. I think. Yeah,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: two times were different back then. Comedy Go Dude. In
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: two thousand and six, two Ton Common was king when
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: he was like four years old, Bro, what king tut?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: How old. Was he when he was king? Wasn't he
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: like a child king? Years old? I had no idea.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not a big knowledge person. I don't know a
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: lot of things, and what the king can fuck?
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: The king, I mean, the king was obviously fucking You
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: don't become king until you fuck you think he was
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: a verge king?
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Now maybe he was.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Maybe. I mean there's probably a certain amount of kings
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: who took the you know, took the throne as verges
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: or they could just fuck I guess king's just kind
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: of fuck fuck out their own will. Did you see
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: the fucking Queen of England having these jubilee parties? It's
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: like the headline of American news, like the Queen who's
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: ninety four years old is celebrating her seventieth jubilee and
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: its people like dancing in the streets for this old
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: ass lady.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Was that the one that Prince Andrew said he had COVID?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Did he?
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Was it this past weekend? Yeah? I think probably was
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: that the whole country charged to Andrew the Epstein one. Oh,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know, the sweaty nons?
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Is that him?
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Is that Prince Andrew? They love to call him a
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: sweaty nonce whatever whatever prince it was. He like lied
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: and said he had COVID because he didn't want to
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: go really because he's banned from the family.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Kids. Yeah, we know why you're not going. Yeah, because
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: you have a kid wrapped around your dick. You know,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you're fucking weirdo.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The sweaty thing was so funny. Yeah, I can't sweat.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: She described him as sweaty, and he was like, I
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: actually can't produce sweats. Actually we're sown shot. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: that is a that's even possible to not be able
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: to produce sweat. He No, he's a liar.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I know you can get he's a lying pedophile, that's true.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: But having a word like nons for pedophile, the fact
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: that British people have p dough and NaNs, Yeah, like
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: we don't have fucking words like that. I guess PERV
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: what what's like a slick thing to call a pedophile
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: a diddler? Yeah, yeah, I guess those are pretty good words.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: A boss, but savage, an absolute savage. I knows what
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: he wants and gets it. What was the what was
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: the there's some ship that happened today too with like
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Elon Musk asking them to put up a list. He
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: was trying to get someone to leak the list of
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: all the celebrities that were like involved with Epstein Wok.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: He's probably trying to get the heat off himself. He
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: has his own shit on a plane to worry about.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on. He's like not even buying the
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: He's not even buying Twitter anymore either, or something. He's like, Oh,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: he's like telling people he's gonna pull his offer. Really yeah,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: probably because it's just stupid, fucking investigator. It's a horribly
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I don't think he'd underdate Twitter even make money. I
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: think somehow they do.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I think that they But they made like forty one
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: billion dollars in revenue, and he's buying it for like
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: forty four billion dollars or maybe.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: No, maybe it was four billion dollars.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Because you're supposed to buy it at ten x of
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: the revenues the value or some shit.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: You should know this, dude, you're buying companies. I don't
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: buy companies.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: We should get into the venture capital, Yeah, we should.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: We should fucking buy it with all this money you're
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: making from stand up. We should have people come in
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: like Shark Tank and pitch their little businesses.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: That'll be awesome.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people coming in being like I make socks, I
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: make pillowcases.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Show.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I saw one of the I got a worm farm.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I saw a shark Tank one recently, the one that
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: like the half of a bat is like a mug
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: for beer.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Half of a bat baseball bat, and what's the other half?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You play baseball? I just like toss the other half
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: in case where we get thirsty out your in the
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: bottom of the sixth inning.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: It was really like the baseball bat. It wasn't that
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: good of an idea. And then I saw them, like
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: people were commenting, there'll be like, damn Shark Tank investment
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: didn't go well, huh really and they're applying the seven
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifteenth best growing business in the country to
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: read it and weet pussy.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I don't really think you can have a business where
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: you only half the businesses on cart of business like
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: we have like a new like Keto like Slurpy or
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: shit like that. Shark Tank's a great show. Yeah, it's
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: a great It's super entertaining.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: It's like the top mindless show to like if you're
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: if it's just like ten fifteen and you're just like
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: about the scroll some channels.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you throw on Shark Tank on CNBC and just forget. Yeah,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: it's good. They sometimes they bring on new people like
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: as guests though, and they suck. Yeah, because they don't
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: know how to be sharks. Now they try to.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Get a little data like people note they're rich, Yeah,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: like Alex Rodriguez or it's like, dude, you don't know
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: how to be a venture capitalist. Now, only one on
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: there who knows how to ask questions is Cuban the Voice.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: You ever watch The Voice?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: No, it's that that show, the Singing Show. Yeah, I
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: think I've watched it. That's where they backed the ship
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: and turn Around.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that show. How haven't we ran out
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: of singers? Though? There's unlimited singers?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: There's unlimited singing competitions too.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Entrepreneurs too. Yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: People, people do have fucking businesses every day. That's why
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: we should get into the DC. We should get into
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: the venture capital.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Would you call yourself an entrepreneur.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I'm more of a venture capitalist. I pay for entrepreneurs
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: to fucking get their ship off the ground. Why do
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: you have anything you want to pitch?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I got some good ideas, bro I got. I got
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: a couple of good ideas that, uh, I'm not really
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: looking to make public, Like, what do I want anyone
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: to steal them? Is it about a show? Or is
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: it a product? Products? Yeah, one of them is an
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: app and one of them is a product. What's that?
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: I can't tell you. It's too good, you're never going
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: to get it made. But I imagine if someone else
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: made it and they made like billions of dollars off
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: of my idea.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Even having an idea for an app, it's like a
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: twenty thirteen ass thing to do.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: I came up with it probably in twenty thirteen. I
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: know that's when everyone was coming up with apps. I
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: probably came up I think I came up with my
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: junior year of high school.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: No apps aren't even getting made anymore. There's not even
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: there's no more new apps. Wrong, what's the new?
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Actually saw something? If you order what was it Applebee's
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: or something, you're thinking of appetizers, that's a different thing.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Due never mind, this was a completely different thing. But
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: apparently if you go to Applebee's, if you go to
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: apple Bee's and you spend it over like or if
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: you just go to applebee There's some weird thing. If
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: you go to apple Bee's and you spend like ten
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: bucks or something, they give you a free ticket to
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Top Gun. What or maybe it's if you go when
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: you order with the app, they give you a free
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: ticket to Top Gun. That's stupid as fuck. Yeah, but like, yeah,
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know what they're trying to I would go
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: to Applebee's. We should just go to app go to
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: apple Bee's. Yeah, are you going to Top Gun?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: What?
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to see it in imax. I don't know
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: if I can go tonightunless we went, like after this,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: I have a show at the stand tonight. Yeah, you
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: fucking workhorse, bro. Yeah, I actually don't really want to
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: do it at all.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the paradox of the performer. You just
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: have to kind of push yourself again to go just
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: for the age that and then leave.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: You love the applause, but you hate the fucking work
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: that goes into it.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: No, I like going. I'm just tired. Yeah, yesterday was
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: really long. It's a lot. But yeah, you were saying,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: like you think people deserve to hear you every day.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I feel bad if you're not if I was being heard. Yeah,
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: yesterday was a rough day for me, just at war
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: with my mind. Yeah, I had the worst Sunday scaries
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: like I've ever had my I was just like having
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: a panic attack the entire time I was on the train.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: And then I got home and I was like I
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: thought I was gonna get better, it got way worse.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Would you stand get a bad snatch this weekend? No, dude,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I drank too much. So why do you feel anxious
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: about drinking too much? That's not why I feel anxious,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Like if you drink too much being hungover, it's a
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: thing where you get anxious after. I don't know, cause
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: it can raise your anxiety levels if.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: You want to go toe to toe, if you want
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: to count our fucking bruise this weekend, I probably had to.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I drank way more than you and your bitch ass.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: What were you guys even drinking? You guys a drinking
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: o duels because half of those guys can't even drink anymore.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: So what if they've been through fucking alcoholics anonymous several
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: times each dude, they come out the other side as
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: better drinkers. It's like going into the fucking prison and
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: learning how to fucking be a better criminal.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: People going text year sober, throwing it away for their
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: buddies' bashling party. Dude, I know a lot of peo,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: myself a cocktail from and then they completely fall off
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: the wagon.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I know people who have gone into NA that just
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: wind up like being like way better drug addicts.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Oh they're going in the rugs yeah, or like you
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: buy you meet the plug in there? Yeah, wait where
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: are you getting from?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Like I live right around the corner from there. I
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: was traveling eighty miles to get my ship. Yeah, it'd
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: be funny if a bar had a fountain outside filled
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: with coins. But they're all so sobriety, tipsy awesome, it
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: is worth the good luck of flipping your sobriety chip
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: in there. Dude, Quitting drinking must be so much like
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure they're all very difficult, but like
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: that would like it's such like a like everyone's drinking
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: all the time. I was talking to a buddy like no,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: like you don't go you don't walk down the stream.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: People are like at like some bar outside just shooting heroin.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or some places, but most places they're not getting
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: under some overpasses.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: But I was with a buddy this weekend who had
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: now he hadn't drank for three years and now he
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: does iron Man triathlons. I was like, what did you
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: do today? And he was like, I did, Like I
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: did like eighty miles of like training. He did, like
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: a fifty seven mile bike ride, like a thirteen mile run,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: and like a mile and a half swim or some shit.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: It's just a saturday for nobody with no one, just alone.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Like that's the amount that your body needs to be
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: like shaken up. And you can have that by just
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: like drinking a little bit of beer, or you can
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: run for fucking fifty seven miles.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: It's like Goggins, dude, I know. And he said he
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: stretches for forty minutes a day. That's a lot of
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: people do that. I think forty minutes stretches. Start doing
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: that a lot of people do. I definitely should. That's
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: a big thing for like athletes. People stretch for like
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: an hour a day, or at least Goggins does. And
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: you want to know anything about that? I unfollowed Goggins.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I was tired of his bitch ass. What why? Because dude,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: he's not a real fucking troop, dude, Yes he is. No, dude,
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: that's so dumb dude, us real troops. What did your
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: buddies make you unfollow him? No, I was already unfollowing him.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Why did you want follow him? I followed him a
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: while ago. I love Goggins. I loved Goggins. What what changed?
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Same shit every day. It is a lot of the
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: same stuff.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: If he there's no natural ebb and flow of his life,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Like if Goggins ever had a breakdown and like got
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: fat as fuck, like at the end of Dodgeball or whatever, like,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: that would be a more relatable Goggins to see him
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: go through. But he's like Superman. He's like always positive,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: always working really hard.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Always dude, is he does things that suck every day.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: You got to embrace the suck. You got to embrace
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: the suck so that the rest of the day is great.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Just doing actually terrible ship, Yeah, just getting the ship
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: beat out of you.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I went to prison voluntarily. I can't
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: believe you. I would never unfallow Goggins or I don't
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: follow you before I unfollowed Goggins.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Wow, because you're you just want to be close to
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: the military. You want to feel like you're all of
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: bad ass, Like like you're a badass just because you
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: follow him on social media? Yeah, do you think that
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: that's your version of being a bad ass?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I love him.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: It's like thinking about doing something good. It's like thinking
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: about exercise being like, ah, well that was enough.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: No, like you think about exercise, you actually, would you
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: have for lunch today? Fucking a banana?
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Would you have for breakfast?
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Had a banana and some nuts? And that's all I've
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: had to tea today. I don't need some dude fucking
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: sprinting alongside it truck to inspire me to fucking have
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: a stop and fucking McDonald's and get the air efficiency
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: or whatever it's called. Ten thousand calories and one massive stack.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Some person gave me a fuck ton of these.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Uh look, get these free McDonald's cards. Now, free Chick
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: fil A cards? What the fuck? Let me see this.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Every single one of them is a free Chick fil
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: A meal. It's fucking I mean you can have. I'm
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: not gonna use them. I don't eat Chick fil A why,
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: because I'm not homophobic.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I wait until June to start eating Chick fil A.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I see everybody not eating Chick fl A. I'm like,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: I'll pick up the slack boys. I was actually gonna
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: give him to Brandon. Yeah he probably would love it.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah he would.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Well, he's not gonna be in for two weeks, and
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: that's half the month of June, and so I really
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: need to put pick up the numbers. I need to
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: put numbers on the board for everybody who's boycotting Chick.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Fil Actually, probably for the best that I don't have those. Yeah,
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: he's her fucking fat ass. I'm off the Uh, I'm
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: off the Chick fil A. I was never on the
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Chick fil A, but why I've just never loved it.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: I feel the same way about like Subway Chipotle, but
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: subways bad.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Subways a subjectively bad, but also no longer one
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: good sandwich meat, the Italian meats.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, the Italian b MT Yeah yeah, but those
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: are the only it has to be heavily processed meat. Yeah,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: it has to be the carcinogens. It's the only thing
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: that's all bad for you. Yeahy has got to be
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: like just as bad for you as like McDonald's.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got the chicken sandwich there. It's like
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: it's like I don't even know what would be in
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: the chicken that would make it taste like.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: So it's it's too uniform. Yeah, all the cubes and
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: yeah they're all rumbuses.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Your chicken shouldn't be sharp angles on it, but it's
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: like perfected cue. If you try to grab it'd be
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: like holding a fish though your hands. Yeah, what else
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: has that?
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had Nando's the chicken place? No, I
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: guess it's more of a European thing.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Nando's. You got to get over to Europe, bro, You'll
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: fucking love it.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about going to Europe. Yeah, like this
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: summer on some personal ship. Yeah you should. I might
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: just go for a couple of days. Where'd you go that?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I'm fucking filthy rich? Where'd you go? Italy? For sure?
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's where you're going, right, I mean I'm going. Well,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: I've been not just Italy, brother, Yeah, no Italy or Switzerland. Yeah.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I really want to go to the Alps so badly, dude.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I think the Alps are beautiful.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I've seen him before, but oh yeah in your
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: high school field trip when everybody went Yeah, well, not everybody,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: just the exclusive It was an exclusive group only the
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: people who could afford it.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: The poor kids was just at home like their same
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: lesson plans. And you guys are calevanting around Europe getting
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: ship faced, and it's.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: Way worse than his high school because it was one
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: poor kid. It was an exclusive group of talks.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: We could throw in money to let you afford this too,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: but we're just gonna go ahead and go without you.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: It was actually free, we really yeah. Yeah, you guys
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: pay so much in taxes, it's easy to subtionize.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I wasn't free. Was growing up filthy rich. You guys
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: don't know shit about my life. It's actually more depressing
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: to be super rid in the dirt, bro, I've seen
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: it all. Yeah, during that landscaping company you started as
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: a kid, funded by your father, my dad, No, we didn't.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Actually it was zero money was gone into because we
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: would use the people's the people's houses that we were
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: going to, we would use their tools.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: That's actually no money went into it.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Damn. What abouts did you pay for the gasoline for
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: the like lawnmowers and edges and everything?
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: No?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: God no, And we walked everywhere. Well, I told you
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: we'll talk about the gasoline to fill up the lawnmower.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Oh no, they would just have it at their houses.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I was part of the deal. Damn. Yeah, that is
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: all proble proof. You just did the manual labor. Yeah,
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: that's fucking we'd be like, all right, we got to
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: finish up this job around eight am because we had
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: to walk seventy five miles to the to the next
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: house the shop. I wish I could see you and
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: your adolescent friends just walking.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: In the middle of the fucking tummy. It's just holding
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: their belly, is the entire way. We were a good crew,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: and we did I can probably pull up the uh,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: the the reviews that people left us. You probably laid
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: down in the freshly cut grass and let everybody else
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: do the work because you're watched.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I told you I was. I was leaving the
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: gassiest boys in the green.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I was the pay where you probably had enough to
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: just buy some diet cokes and fucking fart all Now.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I didn't drink diet cokes back then. That's a new
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: thing that I do. It's so sweet, though, So I'm
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: actually big on die chuchter Pepper's right now, that is it?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Or have you ever had the diet orange soda diets?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I never got into that kind of soda, diet root
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: beer soda.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: I gotta.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I tried to are more poor. I tried, like the
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: more color for sh it is, the more poor it is.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: If you have like a colorful debit card, that means
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: that you're poor as fun. Yea like when people pull
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: out the whole fucking rainbow.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's basically what my card looks like. Orange and green.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Still have like our vocal glass bank from Massachusetts and
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: say it's like it's like one little it's like the
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: whole bank is like the size of this place, and
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: it's like one dude running it.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I'll go with my friends and they have like silver,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: gold and black cards.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: He's got all the money just like in a drawer.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in a filing cabinet with a single twist lot
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I got like the majority of their assets is what
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: you made this weekend in Arlington? Yeah, I got to
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: get a new bank account really badly. You couldn't even
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: take it all out because they just don't have enough.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Now just give us a minute, I can't pay it,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: and they just run.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Out the back door. You just see the ship flap. Yeah,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: it's in my car. Let me pull it up. Just
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: hear a skirt off. My bank can't even afford to
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: pay me. What happens if a bank just goes under?
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Do they just take all my money?
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: That's where too big to fail comes in. They get
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: the government to bail them out. That's why some banks
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: are just like they say that they're too big to
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: fail and so like now the taxpayer just has to
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: pay for their shit.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy. It's kind of dope though, to be
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: a bank.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: It's like, damn, you might as well just be a bank,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: because like even if you fail, no one gives a fuck.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm sure they probably have. There's probably some
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: sort of I think they're punishment. Yeah, not as many
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: as you'd think. Yeah, starting a bank or a church,
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: I feel like is churches don't churches don't go under. Yeah,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: because the Catholic church has just like more, they have
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: more money than like the government does, and and.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: They don't pay any taxes now and people have to
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: give them money every week. Dude, the pret hometown were
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: living and they lived in like a fucking like they
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: were pimping out they and they still pass around to
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: they like an hour a week like they're poor, Like
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: they like panhandle for money like they're poor.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: So we like we're all growing in like a dollar.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: So people are throwing in like coins like it's like
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: they don't this money. They don't even like they don't
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: need this. People who don't have anything, they don't pay
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: for anything. All of their food and everything is supplied
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: for and they just shake people down like it really
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: is just a shake down dude, if you were been
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: in church when like they do, they're running, they just
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: run straight up ads at the end.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or they'll run another collection basket and they'll be like,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: in this collection basket is for me to be able
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: to go to Vegas this weekend.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Time to fuck dude, it's weird. We were watching George Carlon.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: Remember he had a good bit that like the all
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: knowing and all powerful guy just hasn't found out money yet.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: That's the one thing he can't figure out that poor guy.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about credit karma.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: to work on your game is bound to make any
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• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Dude, when I was on this bachelor party, they told me,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: They pretty much told me that I can fucking.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: They gave me the green light to steal valor. Really yeah,
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: They're like, if you're looking for that for a while,
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: if you want to steal valor, you can.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: You need I told you hops are just all military dudes.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: It was all There were mostly military dudes. One was
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: a firefighter. No cops, no cops, no cops, dude, but
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: all military dudes. And they said that for the wedding,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: they're all gonna wear their military They're like blues.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you wear one. They said that I could
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: be awesome. I told you I was gonna wear one.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: He's like, dude, that would be fucking sick. Can I
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: come credible? Can I wear one too? You should have
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: came on the Batster party. I couldn't go. You would
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: have had a good ass time. I was busy.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: You made it seem like you didn't even want to go.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Even if you could go, I would definitely have gone.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: It sounded really fun.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: It was fucking awesome, and maybe it is. I feel
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: into that. Are you hurting a little bit? I just
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: have like a little scratchy voice. I can hear it.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just from fucking screaming the whole time. Yeah, I
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: was just fucking shotgun of berrors.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Did you guys get ship faced? Yes? Bro, you guys
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: get shittered day after day. We got fucking ship faced
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: there for two nights. Yeah, it was there. On Friday,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: we went to the fucking Princeton. Got any candy? No, no, brother,
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: they're fucking Marines, dude, there's no those candy or outs.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: So you guys were shooting heroin and stuff like Marines
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: don't have their fun. We were just beating up people
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: who were way fucking skinner, were beating up people in
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: my size. Really, I would just talk shit and fucking
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: let the let the Marines handle it. That's awesome.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: It just made me realize it was anyone wearing their cameo.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Uh no, we all wore Hawaiian shirts to one day.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck you. I professed how much we hated Biden.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: We all got fucked Joe Biden tattoos. That's awesome across
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: our chest. That's timeless. They hate fucking hates Spider like they.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Want him dead. He's a fucking bitch.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: I was just outside his pad yesterday, were you You
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: should have told him about the coup we were planning, dude,
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: I had to. So my hotel was in Arlington, uh,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: and on the train was going out of DC, so
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: and I wanted to go see the sites before I left.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: So I didn't really do anything on side Saturday. So
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I'm gonna go on. I'm
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: gonna pack upon my ship, take an uber to the
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: White House, which is was hilarious typing in the White
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: House as my.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Location on Uber. Yeah, take me to the bike and
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: because I did that, that's the thing that you can
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: do really Yeah. And uh and I actually just brought
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: your cases in. Yeah, So that was the worst that was.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: But I have my big ass duffel bag and I'm like, dude, people,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get shot down. Like I'm just circling the
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: White House with just this massive duffel bag. On and
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: everyone else is just like with it, Like no one
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: has even like a backpack. It's all like German tourists,
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: like six bags on me. So that made me feel
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: very uncomfortable. But the White House is sick. The Capital
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: is cool. I didn't get to see Lincoln, which sucks.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I wanted to see Lincoln. Well, it's just a fucking
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: stationary statute. Brother, Yeah, but the mount the Washington Monument
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: is so stupid. Why wait, it's just not there's nothing
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: cool about it. It's huge, it's not. Yeah, white House
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: is probably taller than that. Are you Washington watchingman?
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Is?
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Brother? How close to it? Were you really far away?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Because I can see how it looks. No, I was
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: right up. I was right up. I was up because
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: bigger when you get closer. I touched it. You touched it.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's five hundred and fifty five feet A white
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: House is like, I guess I'm just used to like
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: being in the city. But it looks even taller when
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: there's no buildings around it. Buildings in this in the
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: city don't look that tall because there's perspective of other
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: buildings around.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Agree. Oh, disagree, disagree back bro hard, disagree? How tall
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: is the Empire State Building? The White House is? The
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: White House looked like the White House seventy feet. I
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: was very hung over it to eight times as tall
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: as the White House. I would just stop and just
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: sit on benches and just stare at the White House.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Empires twelve to fifty, so it's twice it's less than
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: more than half.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: It's pretty big. Yeah, yeah, it's ugly. What is the
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Washington Monument and and that Hire State Building? It's ugly too.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: I feel like Washington Monument is clean. It's like it's
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: just like it's regal. S it's regal.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: I felt like the White House and the Capital looked
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: way cooler. It's a monument to American exceptional. But it's
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: like all the buildings in d C, like around that area,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: they all look like that. They're all short as fuck,
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Like you think Boston is a shortened city. I didn't
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: say you did you said that? Yeah? Yeah, well, but
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: it's a really nice city. I could have walked down
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: around there all day. It was super nice out. A
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: lot of grass was rolling around in the grass. Yeah.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: DC is a cool city. Yeah, I could see myself
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: in d C. Yeah, political deals. Yeah, yeah, fucking getting
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: close with the Clintons. I was listening to I'm Just
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: a Bill, just seven here on Capital. Yeah, I was
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: listening to that.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: That is the best way to learn how how a
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: bill becomes a law? Yeah, you feel like you know
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: how a bill becomes a law?
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Nope, But if I sang the song in my head,
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: I could remember it. I'm just a bill saying it
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: only a bill, and I'm the whole thing. When does
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: a when does most an?
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: What happens is the corporations give a lot of money
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: to the Yeah, yeah, yep, there you go. We'll do
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: whatever we can to protect gun owners' rights to have
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: an A K forty seven.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Oh man, it's fucking sweet. That is the best way
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: to learn things is through song. Yeah it is. Yeah,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: that was a good at What was the conjunction junction? Wait?
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: What was it?
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Conjunction function? What was it? Junction? Yeah, conjunction junction? What's
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: your function?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I made a song up about how to memorize Central
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: America because Guatemala Bailey's El Salvador, Honduras, Nika, Costa Rica, Panama,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: and dude, you'll never forget it after that.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Now, I don't think I will, it'll forever. That will
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: forever be definite. Remember the part where you say the
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: N word will definitely stick with me. You just cut
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: it up, he said, What I mean, I don't think
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: you even have to cut it up, dude. I'm like,
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: something is you just hear that? Yeah?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: It was that your fart that was like my ch
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: chest parted just cracked like something got like dis your
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: bad pastures catching up with you. Yeah, I know, I
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: gotta stretch out your shoulders, touch in front of your
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: body like you're high five in yourself. Ship is fucking
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: terrible with your depressed ass.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: We got a.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Chilling. That's low key sick that you guys have. Yeah,
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: we did get a c It was freezing this morning.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I had to turn I turned mine off.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: That they have some electricity first world ship. Yeah, your
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: electricity bills about to be crazy. Yeah, I know all
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: three of you are just blasting at all time with
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: full living Yeah, full blast. I know you guys wired
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: it up real safe, didn't you. Dude? Mine is a
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: fucking hazard. If like, I think I could literally do
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: time for hew mine set up. Yeah, that's the most predictable.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Not one thing is locked in.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell my firefighter buddies to say hi
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: when they come and save you. Yeah, because you're definitely found.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: It's not me, it's gonna be Oh no, no, fire wise,
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: I think it's safe.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: If there's a bunch of wires on top of each other,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: just all bundled up. Probably be wires on top of
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: each other. That's how your whole apartment is. You had
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: a wire across the sink. What are you talking about?
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm talking about talking about the one that
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: I was in my room. No, there's no wires on
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: top of each other.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: There's no courts for the uh for it to plug
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: in or anything. It's plugs in right below it. Okay, fair,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I still think you'll start a fire.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: No, no, the fire is not what I'm way about.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I'm worried about it falling out. All Yeah, we're the
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: only ones who don't have a guard. You're supposed to
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: have a stand. Everyone seems to have a brace drilled
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: in like I don't know if it's a Manhattan thing,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: but every look legitimately, like every single ac we can see,
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: which is like fifty, they all have it. Even Dukes
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: has it and wet me and Owen don't have it.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: So what's your option to either build a stand to
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: buy a stand?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just do that instead of living so
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: negligently that you're going to kill someone.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Mine realistically won't fall. It's pretty safe, but it's not screwed.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: It's not set up the right way. I don't believe you. No,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I do tests every single day. What are you saying?
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: How do you test it? I push it as I do,
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: I genuinely do. Dude. You taped it from the inside.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: That's just a cover up that that's not for the
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: that's the cover up blockage. You just tried it. You
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: do a stress test of trying to kill someone. No,
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: I squeeze. It's when you're done rolling around getting your
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: morning farts out. I just try and put the squeeze
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: the sides of it super hard, and man, I give
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: it like a couple of these and it doesn't even budge. Dude.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: It's very very secure. Sasas morning routine.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: No, I'd like I do that like five, squeeze your
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: knees until you fart for forty five minutes.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Attempt murder. It's not gonna fall. Show it for work.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: I got and it's it's very secure. It is screwed
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: in on the top of the little parts, but it's
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: like it's like being held in by like a millimeter
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: of plastics. I don't really know what that's supposed to do,
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: but it's it's a good setup. But what's the tape for?
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: Why did you tape it from this? Oh?
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: So there's Oh got it? Got it just so that
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: the no air gets out so you're not wasting that
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: sweet ass. Yes, you're basically a handyman there. I know
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: you're basically Tim the tool man. Taylor took me a
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: long time to set up.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Really. Yeah. It came in. It was like a shitty
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: I'm looking online and all these other ones. It's just
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: like they just come and like, all right, slide the
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: panels in and you just throw it in the window.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Mine came with like seventy five different pieces and they
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: were like, you're gonna need a drail, screw, scissors, tape measure. Look,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: I needed wood. No, I'm not being dead serious. Is
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: you have to like a lot, you have to like
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: even the the things that it's on, like an even platform,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, why would I just have wood? Yeah?
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Dudes like us are not handy. No, why would I
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: just have a plank? They're like, if you don't have
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: if your windowsill not even make sure you plit down
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: a piece of wood. It's like, why the fuck would
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: I just have a plank of wood on me or
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: anything similar to a plank of wood. You're just splitting wood.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: It was really frustrating. It's oh my god, what happened?
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: The uber driver he uh, this was so? This was
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: the day last week where it was like ninety five
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: degrees out?
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: So yeah, Tuesday.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I go to you said it was the
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: hottest day ever, writ No on human records. I did
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: not say that it was hotter than the heat wave
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: that killed the dimon.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I So I go to home Depot. I buy my
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: AC very quick, in and out. They just they got
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: a big ass pile of them, and I just picked
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: one up heavy. It's like one hundred pounds. Of course
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: in the gym. No, no, it wasn't much. And then
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: I get outside. I put my AC down on like
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: a ledge outside of home Depot and I call an uber.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Uber's twenty minutes away. I'm in the middle of Manhattan.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: So I'm like okay, well there's one thousand in percent
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: seven hundred other ubers that are ten times closer, so
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: I cancel you were or it's ordered again. Dude just
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: grabs it, grabs me again right away, same dude, and
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, so so I did it like five times.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: He just keeps picking. I'm like, dude, clearly you see me.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: I don't want to drive with you. I don't want
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: to wait twenty minutes outside. And so he just keeps
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: getting it, and I was like, okay, I guess I lost.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Why Why are they giving you a guy twenty minutes away?
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Do you have a bad uber rating?
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: No?
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: What's your uberrating? I think I have like a four
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: eight something that's good. Then so I decide, I'm like, hey,
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna wait because I'm this is a losing battle.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: And then whatever I'm in the shade. The guy shows up.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: So like thirty minutes later, I was waiting outside for
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: so long, and uh, he pulls. It's like a long
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: I'm on like a on a side too, so it's
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: like a long ass street. You know, home depot is
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: it's not like twenty third I don't know, but it's
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: a it's a long ass street. He parks at the
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: other end of the street and I'm like up here
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: walking towards him, and he sees me just lugging this
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: big ass ac. Dude just does I'm like, is he
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: gonna come forward, like, maybe give me some like it,
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: maybe like do anything? Like what it's a hundred degrees out,
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: I'm lugging this one hundred pound ac and he's just
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: sitting there just watching me carry it from like one
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: hundred yards away. I'm like, dude, just drive the car
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: like up more so he doesn't do anything. I get
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: in the car, go is, whar's your mask?
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: What?
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: I was like, dude, are we about to fucking throw down?
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: I was so angry, and I was like, I don't
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: have a mask because the pandemic ended like four months ago,
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: you fucking idiot. And then and then he's like, no worries,
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: I got one for you, and he pulls out a box,
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: gives me one. We get back to my street, drops
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: me off at the end of my street. Why does
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: he keep He doesn't. He just wouldn't pull it, wouldn't
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: ask him to not do that though, Cauzee, I don't know, dude.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: I was I don't know, I couldn't say anything the
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: originally because I'm walking towards it, Or couldn't you just
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: message him on the A and just be like come
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: to me because I'm carrying in the AC, or was
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: I gonna put the A C. Yeah, I mean, I
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: guess that's a fair point.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: But I feel like at some level, your lack of
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: uh desire to have any type of confrontation is making
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: your life harder. You don't want to have the uncomfort
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: real moment of having the confrontation.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: With the dude to get I was just trying to
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: get it. It's my apartment and set up the AC.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: It was so hot out I'm dying. But yeah, then
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: he pulls up and he just doesn't drop me off
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: at my apartment, And I was like, all right, thanks Dick,
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: And I'm a two star? Did you actually?
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: I don't. I never rate them me neither, even even
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: if I have experience, I'm not going to give it.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: It's like his job. I'm not gonna give him a
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: fucking one star.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: And I always think to myself like when they're if
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: they're doing bad, I'm like, I'm gonna fucking light this guy. Yeah.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the end I'll be like all right,
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: bye bye. Yeah, I'm not going to purposely try and
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: like destroy the dude's life because he he didn't pull up. Well,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: it was really it was very frustrating. The fact was
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: also just rate people. Yeah, I don't know why you
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: wouldn't just pull up.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably because you your fucking science denying ass didn't
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: have a mask on.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Probably he wanted to keep his fucking distance. It
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: was probably doctor Fauci's son. And I had to like
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: I had to like put the ac into like one
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: hand and then like try and like hold it up
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: with my leg and like open the door. And he's
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: just standing there just watching me, and I'm like, Doc,
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: what's going on? What a piece of fucking shit dude?
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: And then he just goes, where's your mask? It's fucking despicable.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Was it a minivan?
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: No, it's like a tahoe escalated perhaps. Was it XL Noah,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: you're just getting escalates like that. Yeah, it was a
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: black uber black really? Oh yeah, I only ride Uber black.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: You're a fucking stud, dude. You deserve everything. Sometimes you
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: ever seeing uber blacks like cheaper? Yeah, it's every once
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: in a while. Yeah, and all sometimes I'll just pull
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: up in like a Porsche. If you say you have
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: a hearing disability, they can't give you surge prices. Really Yeah,
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: something fun I found out. How did you know that?
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we were talking about this recently. Yeah, yeah,
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: that is interesting.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: And they also probably like are less inclined to talk
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: to you. True, they don't really talk that much in
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: New York though, But other place I mean yeah, other
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: places they like to run their into gotta.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Put them on a fucking muzzle. Yeah. Uber drivers should
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: be required to wear muzzles. Yeah, they should. It should
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: be like an option that you can select, Like when
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: it's like do you have your mask? You know, you
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: have to like check that off? Yeah, they have to
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: send they have to check off a picture of them
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: with them. Yeah.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: They'll probably just talk right through it. Like I got
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: on Uber because I wanted to have a little bit extram.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Just keep on yaking. I think I've ever actually had
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: someone like I think that's such like a stereotypical, like, yeah,
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: I've been driving for Uber for about two years now.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: I've never had someone that said that. I feel like
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: my early Uber conversations were exclusively that.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it probably just wasn't on. Wasn't ubering a lot
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: when it was first came out. Now I have no
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: no interest in Uh, that makes more. I'll talk across
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: the board. It's one of the worst things in my
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: life that I've lost my desire to small talk. I
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: still want to just schmooze the fuck out of everybody,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: and now I no longer give a fuck.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: I have never had any interest to small talk with
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: the Uber drivers, but if they're talking, I'll talk back.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: I don't go full asshole mode and just not reply. Yeah,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: you definitely do that. No, I don't do it. Don't
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: you throw the headphones on?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's different than not replying, But I
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: don't even do that. Yeah, all the humor, they're stupid
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: ass conversation that they're trying to have. The worst thing
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: you could do is tell them about something interesting. Oh yeah,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: you got to make them seem like they're fuck You
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: got to.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Make humanize them. I think that's the most important thing
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: you can do with an Uber driver.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Second most important thing is to order some last chance
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: barstool Father's Day shit. Uh, and specifically I'm talking about
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: boy dad stuff. The boy Dad retro hat, the boy
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Dad crew Neck Son of a boy Dad crew Necks
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: are all available right now at stored up bar stool
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: sports dot com. This ship is a good ass fucking deal.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I wore the stuff out to the bar in Avalon.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Everybody was like, where's sass, Where's sash?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: This is a cool we got an ad for Sorry,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: I was trying to pull up that ad the entire time. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: that was the ad. Got an ad for our own stuff. Dude.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I had a bunch of people coming up to me
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: this weekend and even instead of wearing SaaS, they're like,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: is SaaS all right?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: I've been chilling? Yeah. I think that they just they
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: can't say hate to see a brother winning.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: They know, they think that you're from when you were
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: when you felt a little bit down for it a
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: little bit. They they thought that that was a permanent
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: state that you were in, as far as we're as
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: opposed to just like a period in your life.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Like you're you're not just always down like that. No,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: But people have a misconception of you that that you're
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: you're just a sad boy at all times. It comes
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: in waves, just like anybody else. Yeah, that's very true.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: That was.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: That was a deep wave. Yeah, that was a Sosunai. Yeah,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: that was if my entire life was crumbling from the
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: inside of my one hundred square foot apartment. I thought
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: I wasn't going to see you again.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I didn't think I legitimately, I've talked about it before.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't think I was ever coming back to New York.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna was a core square where
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: everyone just moves over a space.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Moves over. I was going to quit barstool and I
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: was going to never come back to New York ever.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: I was going to just leave all my shit in
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: the apartment. Yeah. No, I remember you because you left
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: with a suitcase. Yeah, oh no, not. I brought like
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: three bags home. I think one of them was a
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: suitcakes is I've gone on trips with you and you
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: pack out of backpacks and gym bags, and there was
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: a suitcase that came out for this move. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: I had three bags. Every single thing I had in
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: my apartment was in my bad was in my bag. Well.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: People identify strongly with that phase of sass, and I
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: think you have to tell them that there's other parts
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: of the wave, like there's high tide and there's low tide,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: and that sometimes you're a low tide and everything's cool
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: right now, Bro, Yeah.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: It's over. It's overflowing. She's broken up. Climbate change, she's
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: broken your up. It's climate change right now. That is
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: ice age is over. We're fucking drowning in it. I uh,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: what about you? You're just happy with that, like perfect
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: family and career of yours. Yeah, yeah, no complaints over here.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: That's awesome, man, good for you, for sure, for sure.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Definitely, Bro, it's always fucking completely even keel. Yeah, always
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: riding around ninety five. It's fucking sweet, dude. Sadam sat
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: for her own.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: I never get sad, bro, Just kidding.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I get sad too, But I'm just like a expert
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: at pushing it down and acting like everything's fine. I'll
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: kill myself something everyone be like I never saw coming,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: which it will make it so much more of a surprise.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which reveal it'll be. I'll be a podcastow up,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: you've kind of taken the air out of your suicide.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Says Yeah. Well he's just pump fake boyhood, cried wolf.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: It's not nice, all right. Well, it's not even like that,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: like it'll it'll be back like it. It's so my
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: mental health is so bad that like when I'm happy
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: or in a good mood, I'm like, fuck, like this
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: is about to be a crash like no one's ever seen.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Like I'll have question why. I'm like why am I
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: in a good mood? And then I'll wake up the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: next morning I'll be like, oh, here here we go again.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, the the acknowledgment that there is no
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: permanence to having a good ass mood sometimes can be freeing,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: but sometimes it's.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: Like it's it ruins the good mood. Yeah, it's like,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: oh fuck, this ship's about to be bad.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the other shoe is gonna drop and hard, yeah,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: across my fucking neck. But that's why when you just
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: come to the realization that you're a bitch makes it
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: way easier.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Definitely. When when do you know when most dangerous games
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: coming out? July? You know when late? Really I don't
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: even know. I know they're working on it. I've seen
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: some of it already.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: It looks fucking sick, really, even the photos from it
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: looked fucking dope.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they we're cool, do you see that file of photos. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: I look through all of them we got.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know if there's like any formal like after
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: show for it, but we should try to like be
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: the after show if like, I'm sure other people will
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: talk about it on their programs, people like Planing, Bree, Uncut,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Mean Girls, Podcasts, Twisted History, part of my take in
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Macro Dosing, Smoke Show, Cracking Aces. Who else was on
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: it that head shows. I'm sure people will talk about
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: it on their own shows. Yeah, but if we can be,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: we should try and be a hub for the conversation.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: I think we should do a live thing that'll be dope. Yeah,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: it'll be fun.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: We also got to start putting out these behind the scenes.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: We just put one out, Yeah, that was dope. We
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: need to put out the one for the nicest really earlier.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: But is it there actual footage from the battles or
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: is it just stuff in between?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: I think we could put it out. Let's put it
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: out before this or I don't know, we'll put it
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: out eventually.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bad videos out now. The behind the scenes from
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: the Texas I don't think we've done that came out
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: last week late, like, yeah, those are gonna be awesome. Yeah,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: that's funny. Yeah, Tyler and I have started going on
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: the trips with them, and I mean, you guys are
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: funnier off camera than all half the time, So that
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: is true. It's good to start recording everything. We just
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: have fun, fun little times. Even just in that last video,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: seeing the like difference in like color correction from like
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: shows how good the neighborhood each videos are edited.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, crazy how it's just this like
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: bland boring, like gray background and then a neighborhood each.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: It looks like a fucking vibran.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: It looks like.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: It's pretty and it's weird. I never like have ever
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: tried to color correct anything that I've done, really, yeah,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: but I just like, I guess, yeah, it makes it
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: look way better.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: That dude o his own fucking savage with it. Dude,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: he's just he's an absolute artist with it. And we
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: were looking at his stuff the other day, his website
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: really stuff with Diddy, Yeah, Drake Kanye, Yeah, yeah, that's
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: kind of fucking sick. Yeah you saw Drake, like the
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: clip from the Nicest Yeah.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Really, Now I didn't see that. That's sick. Which one the.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: One of the it was on the dude fracksh YouTube
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: or Instagram or whatever, and it was the one what
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: are you in it? I mean I was hoasting it,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: but I wasn't wrapping in it. But still just the
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: fact that, uh, none of the episodes have come out
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: on the internet yet and they're getting that much play.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: I think it might be good. I think the nicest
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: might be good series, very definitely super good. I think
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: so they're like all my ass about like the funding
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: for it. I was like, dude, fucking like, either just
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: sell it, like sell a sponsors. Well, we can't sell
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: a sponsor, and so like we have to see how
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: it goes on sling. It's like, dude, fucking it's gonna go.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: It's already it's going great. What do you mean see
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: how it goes?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Do you have to put it out on slang? Yeah,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: that's where some of the money's coming from.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: But they made it seem like there was a certain
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: amount of money, and now they're trying to make it
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: seem like there's less money coming from slang.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like I've been lied to.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter though, loss on their behalf. If they
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: didn't find the money for the.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: No, they did, but I think that it just came
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: with like complaining to me about the money. I think
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: that that was just the other side or just bitching
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: at me. Yeah, if you're gonna tell me I can
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: make shit, I'm gonna try to fucking make shit. Yeah.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, how much money even goes into that.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: It can't be like a crazy amount. It's not a
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: crazy amount, or I guess you have like rent a venue.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's still not a crazy I don't think
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: it's a crazy amount for the amount of money they
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: get spent on making some things. Yeah, Like it's a
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: small small fraction of the of the budget of Barshol's
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: most dangerous games. So yeah, yeah, but that also had
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: a big get a big sponsor on it. Just talk
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: a little fucking business, dude. Put inside baseball. That's the
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: fucking venture capital.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: You need any money, let me know. I know I
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: do need money. Yeah, it's gonna be bigger on fucking YouTube.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: D I'm trying to convince them, but they don't believe
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: how they should definitely believe you.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: You've got to lead a horse to water, but you
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: really can't make them drink, dude. I'm gonna fucking drown
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: the horse in the fucking water, dude, dip the horse underwater.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: When does it come out on YouTube?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: The first one is on this Thursday. Oh good me
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: against Real deal, Good Thursday. Anybody can watch it all
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: the sun up a boy, dad, listeners.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Can go watch that because it's very funny and it's good.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: It's very good. Bye sass, tickets for Brooklyn. What else
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: we're all doing this week? Boys? What else is going on? Else? Nothing? Yeah,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: We're bowling for sure.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: There's gonna be fucking kicking back with the homies telling stories.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Then I go see Top Gun this week. I think
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: I might go out to dinner with my friends. Dude, Damn,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: that would be awesome.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Where we're going.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Wednesday night? It's the It's the one where it's the police,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: a policeman, a firefighter and uh yeah, not really my squad.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: You don't have the flags to match. It's a knock
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: knock joke. Assn I anne police redheaded all Hitler. Yeah,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: there's no flag for nuns though. Policemen, firefighters they.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: Got as one should make none lives matter gear. Yeah,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: we should just a fucking habit right through. Yeah, well,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: who was the person for the darts that was wearing
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: the shirt with the American flag with just the dart
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: through it with the thin blue lawn, but it was
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: a dart. Yeah, of course that was Greer's best friend
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: from home, really Canadian dude. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's awesome.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. That's so fucking funny. Yeah, those shirts were awesome.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: I love people who are naturally funny, like careers ass.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: It's just like funny, funny on their own, just funny
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: for fun That's what pure funny, all right. Whores like
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: me and SaaS are just funny for the fucking camera.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: We're not real right now. I'm not even funny for
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: the camera either, am I? You're really serious off camera me? Yeah?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah he is.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's just like as loose as I get.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: He won't even tell a joke off camera. He'll just
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: report the news. Yeah, he's like Leno, He's like, no,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: these are worth fifty K.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too it's you're actually losing money every time
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: you joke off camera.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: It's terrible jokes.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: You don't have to buy the tickets exactly. There's one
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: place you can see Sas telling jokes and that's in Brooklyn.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, this is Harry sas Is. You can see
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Sas on State. Yeah.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Wait, should I drop the location for the Nicest on
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: some of a boy dads so some of the boy
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: dad listeners can come, Yeah you should.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: I should, and I should tell.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: People online that the only way that they can find
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: out where the location is for the Nicest is by
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: listening to Son of a Boy that fuck, it was so.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Long ago that from reception? Is it at the same place? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Do you have the address? It's at the same place
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  Speaker 2: two point fifteen? Ingram is that it.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure they're running a double check on that, running
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  Speaker 1: a fucking quadruple quadrup check on fucking where that venue is,
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  Speaker 1: and then we'll be out of your hair. Dude.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: We won't really fucking belabor the point that much. When
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: was this, dude? How fucking long ago was this ship?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Bro?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: What this last compliment battle? Probably like a month, maybe
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: month and a half.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Dude, sass. Remember your NFL Draft video? Yeah that it
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: was hilarire at four million views on on Twitter?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah? How many total views did that get?
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  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: Four million?
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  Speaker 1: I think no, it had a lot on ig Hey
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: ran back your Pride Month video.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: What they say about that? Yeah, I got a lot
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: of followers from that was awesome. Yeah you ran it up, bro,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: you got a ton of followers on that from that one.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: Which one the one the Pride Month one? Oh, the
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: original one, not really the one that they just did,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: not the.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: One they just did. I feel like you got a
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: bunch more. Didn't you just get an influx of Instagram followers?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: I got like two k's fucking sick, dude, that's so sick.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: But I got a lot from the prop from the
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: draft video twenty K. Bro, Where the fuck is this
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: fucking address? Dude, I'm just killing so much fucking time.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: If it helps. I think it was this Saturday before Easter.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: I got a new phone, so I'm pretty sure it
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: was the same weekend I went to Moon.
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  Speaker 4: So here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Two fifteen Ingram Street, Brooklyn, one one two three seven
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Say that again, two one five Ingram Street in Graham Street, Brooklyn.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Come by on three o'clock on Saturday and watch these
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: battles for the nicest. Yeah year year, you gotta come
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: through saz in flexwitrust dot com Ron the nicest real
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: watch the battles. They're just gonna be Pats Day. We
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: gotta have Pats Day, come on on Monday. Hell, he's
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: the headliner. Pat's, Pat's gay, Pats Stay. You won't say
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: that ship to his face. He's just like six sixth
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: dude from Nova Scotia, just like tat it up, like
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: tat it on his head. He's the fucking funniest dude.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Though. Do you want me to cut that? Save it
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: for next week? That's okay.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Luckily he loves to talk talk that case ship, which
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: is why he'll be perfect for this compliment battle.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, Pride Worldwide? Awesome sweet all right, guys, thanks for listening.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: We'll see you next week.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: Thanks.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: He's a lot