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YOUR proposals GONE WRONG! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Scared a situation where you need to get out of
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  Speaker 1: a conversation. You're at a bar, at a club and
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  Speaker 1: Got a couple drunk downs last night?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So there's a vending machine at work that talks.
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  Speaker 4: It says like thank you, and how are you today?
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  Speaker 5: And what can I get for you?
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  Speaker 4: And enjoy that snack and things like that, right, And
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  Speaker 4: it just so happens that it is a man's voice, and.
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  Speaker 6: I am attracted to this voice.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a little embarrassed today, but.
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  Speaker 6: I'm low key in love with him.
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  Speaker 5: I now frequent the vending machine at.
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  Speaker 4: Least once a day, and I guess like a little.
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  Speaker 7: In that warm and.
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  Speaker 4: Fuzzy feeling, and I.
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  Speaker 5: Just I love talking to the venue machine in the
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  Speaker 5: man's voice is like the sexiest thing I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 5: And oh gosh, good for mik not good for my
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  Speaker 5: pocket book or my calorie intake.
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  Speaker 1: That's so funny. I'm curious to what she buys the
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  Speaker 1: vent machine in it? Like, is it like a candy bar?
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  Speaker 1: That's sexy, sneaker.
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  Speaker 8: Enjoy your where its sack? You're a snack yourself.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a long time, so I've been to a
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  Speaker 1: vending machine. Do have you guys ever seen one of
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  Speaker 1: the talk.
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  Speaker 3: We used to have that store there that would say
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  Speaker 3: thank you whenever you would buy something, but they got
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  Speaker 3: rid of that, that little thing.
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  Speaker 1: I guess if people are falling in love with their
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  Speaker 1: chat chepts, you got all love with a vending machine,
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  Speaker 1: and at least is a physical piece of something.
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  Speaker 9: If you're ever in public and just genuinely don't want
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  Speaker 9: to be bothered by men, by really anybody, I have
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  Speaker 9: like a fool proof hack worked every single time.
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  Speaker 8: You just bark.
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  Speaker 7: Like full on.
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  Speaker 9: Barrel dog rabies. Nobody's gonna bug you.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody's gonna bug you after that.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not looking you crazy, but they won't bug you, no,
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  Speaker 9: because I've been there.
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  Speaker 8: All right, So Peyton, you've barked, you're at the bar. Wait, wait,
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  Speaker 8: you at the bar a week ago. The guy's hitting
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  Speaker 8: on you.
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  Speaker 1: You should, that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 9: No, I've never I've never barked, but we have been
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  Speaker 9: with a group of my girlfriends and when men constantly come,
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  Speaker 9: but we just.
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  Speaker 3: I have a white.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, No, we should bark.
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  Speaker 10: Because barking is way better than yelling.
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  Speaker 3: You have a man.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you don't have to think about it. You just
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  Speaker 8: do it. That's so funny. You have to come up
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  Speaker 8: with it and.
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  Speaker 4: You think about it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like you say you have a man. They're like,
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  Speaker 3: I be your man.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you see it as a challenge. You just bark.
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  Speaker 8: I don't think they know what guy, and they just
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  Speaker 8: run away.
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  Speaker 3: That is genius, genius.
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  Speaker 8: That's what our listeners do. It us great ideas.
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  Speaker 4: I proposed to my girlfriend a week ago and I
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  Speaker 4: put her ring in the dessert and she did to
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  Speaker 4: itif your tooth and.
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  Speaker 3: I ended up going into the yar.
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  Speaker 7: But she still said, yeah, I guess that's a good thing.
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  Speaker 8: What do you say, shift your truth on the one
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  Speaker 8: your tooth on the ring? The ring proposal gone wrong,
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  Speaker 8: so she started going ham on the dessert.
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  Speaker 1: Ship shift her tooth had to go to the er.
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  Speaker 1: That's a tough one, would you I like that costd
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  Speaker 1: proposal gone wrong. Let's hear about a proposal that's gone wrong,
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  Speaker 1: and then let's say if you still said yes, there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing more halloweeny than a proposal that's gone wrong. Calls
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  Speaker 1: an eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven
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  Speaker 1: a proposal gone wrong?
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  Speaker 8: How we've never done that.
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  Speaker 3: I remember when I bought my engagement ring, the guy said,
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  Speaker 3: he's like, don't get too cute because people are nervous
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  Speaker 3: when they propose anyway. So if you tried to get
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  Speaker 3: too fancy and too elaborate, something's gonna get messed up
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  Speaker 3: and it's going to be disasters. So just like, steal
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  Speaker 3: your nerves for the moment. But hiding in dessert, that's
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  Speaker 3: pretty ballsy.
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  Speaker 1: Proposal's gone wrong. Eight seven seven nine three seven four seven.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk to you next is John J.
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  Speaker 8: Witch.
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  Speaker 1: Wedding Proposals gone Wrong eight seven seven nine three seven
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  Speaker 1: four seven.
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  Speaker 8: Hello Ashley, what happened to you? Ashley? Yes, you're on
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  Speaker 8: the air.
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  Speaker 5: High Hi, Sorry about that. So, yes, my husband when
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  Speaker 5: he proposed to me, it was, oh good lord, poor guy.
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  Speaker 5: So he picked me up from work, went to dinner,
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  Speaker 5: and we ran into his ex girlfriend.
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  Speaker 6: That was yeah, that was.
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  Speaker 10: Her lovely part.
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  Speaker 3: Not a sign at all, No, not at all.
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  Speaker 5: And then we went to I don't remember which resort
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  Speaker 5: it is, but it has the gondola, right, okay, he
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  Speaker 5: took me on one and the guy who is doing
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  Speaker 5: it he starts singing about a love lost and really
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  Speaker 5: sad song. First he planned to propose and he was
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  Speaker 5: just so frustrated. I didn't understand why. And finally he
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  Speaker 5: proposed to me and I'm too.
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  Speaker 3: Did you say a night too?
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  Speaker 8: You got caught off there?
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  Speaker 5: Oh sorry. He ended up just proposing to me like
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  Speaker 5: next to a random spot.
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  Speaker 1: But you started off the conversation by saying my husband,
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  Speaker 1: So you said yeah, So it worked out?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it definitely did.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, definitely a proposal gone wrong. And hear about a
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  Speaker 8: lost love propose to your girlfriend, you bump into your axe.
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  Speaker 8: Thanks Ashley, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely have a good day.
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  Speaker 8: Hi, Violet, tell us about your proposal gone wrong?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, I proposed was gone wrong? I was twenty My
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  Speaker 6: now ex proposed to and it was in front of
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  Speaker 6: all of his family. We were having dinner at his
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  Speaker 6: grandma's house and he got down at one knee while
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  Speaker 6: I was sitting at the table and I got up
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  Speaker 6: and I moved chairs and said, here, you want to sit.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't realize what he was doing, sat on the
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  Speaker 9: floor next to me.
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  Speaker 8: Did he end up sitting or did he propose?
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  Speaker 6: No, he started shaking and he was like, I'm not
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  Speaker 6: I'm not trying to sit down and I'm trying to
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  Speaker 6: propose that.
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  Speaker 3: He was probably so nervous in front of the family
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  Speaker 3: who's probably had nerves anyway.
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  Speaker 8: Thanks Violet, Hey Ben, you got a proposal gone wrong? Hey?
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  Speaker 7: How was it going?
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  Speaker 8: Morning?
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  Speaker 7: So we were at Disneyland and where I'm proposing in
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  Speaker 7: front of the castle and my stepson has a Mike
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  Speaker 7: Lazowski shirt and in the movie Mike Szowski usually likes
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  Speaker 7: to be blocking something or being blocked by something. So
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  Speaker 7: as I'm like down on one knee and proposing, he's
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  Speaker 7: and the person we have to take the picture is
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  Speaker 7: taking a picture. He's standing right in the middle where
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  Speaker 7: the ring is, so it just looks like a classic
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  Speaker 7: Monsters inc. Like Mike's in the way.
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of great, though, isn't it in a way
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  Speaker 3: that's kind of perfect?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, just ironic.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's that's awesome. Did she say yes.
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  Speaker 7: She just say yes, Ben.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. Great story, Lucy. You have a proposal
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  Speaker 1: gone wrong, Lucy.
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  Speaker 3: Lucy, she's got a phone line gone wrong.
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  Speaker 8: She did I do wrong? You see who? Lucy there? Okay,
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  Speaker 8: hold on, Lucy.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, can you hear?
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  Speaker 6: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm taking my sons to school. But my proposal
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  Speaker 2: story is that it was a beautiful story. It was
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  Speaker 2: supposed to be anyway. It was a New Year's Eve proposal.
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  Speaker 2: But where it got wrong was that when he did
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  Speaker 2: get down on one knee to give me the ring,
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  Speaker 2: his mom got in the middle of us and put
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  Speaker 2: the ring on herself.
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  Speaker 8: What wrong? Did she not want you guys to get married?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so. It didn't work out anyway, So.
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  Speaker 8: The guts on her. That's like a mother in law.
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  Speaker 8: What did you do?
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  Speaker 3: Did you move her out of the way?
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  Speaker 2: No, it was a big scene, and all her families
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  Speaker 2: were there, and I didn't want to like make a
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  Speaker 2: scene anymore than it already was. Everyone and already made
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  Speaker 2: faces like if okay, this was bad, So I just
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  Speaker 2: so we just laughed it off. Where it got worse, though,
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  Speaker 2: was that when we went outside to the shine, where
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  Speaker 2: it says she said yes. She started crying.
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  Speaker 10: She was crying.
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  Speaker 2: She was saying that that's her son, that that's her baby.
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  Speaker 2: And then when we were all taking family pictures, it's
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  Speaker 2: like the drunkness kicked in or something, and she started
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  Speaker 2: telling me that I can't have him, that he's all hers.
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  Speaker 8: Is he Mexican? Yes, yeah, I know it. I know it. Well.
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  Speaker 8: The Mexican moms and their sons are very very close,
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  Speaker 8: very close.
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  Speaker 1: That's a little crazy right there, but I get it.
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  Speaker 8: I get it. Hi, Lucy, thanks for sharing that with us.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 9: One.
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  Speaker 8: Don't you think well you ever heard Denise is yet?
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  Speaker 8: Hi Denise.
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  Speaker 10: Hi guys. So when I was in high school, my
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  Speaker 10: husband moved out of state and so we were doing
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  Speaker 10: long distance for a little bit and I was not
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  Speaker 10: sure if this was going to work out. So he
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  Speaker 10: was like, come out for Fourth of July weekend. I
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  Speaker 10: was like, cool, mind you. He's seventeen and I'm eighteen. Okay.
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  Speaker 10: He planned this whole thing. A seventeen year old Okay,
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  Speaker 10: planned this whole thing. And he was like, I'm going
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  Speaker 10: to take my girlfriend to the beach. And he told
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  Speaker 10: his mom that he was going to take me to
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  Speaker 10: the beach and she he was like, hey, go ahead
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  Speaker 10: and record everything. Well, he told her that it was
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  Speaker 10: going to be a promised ring, so she was just like, Oh,
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  Speaker 10: it's going to be something cute. When we got there,
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  Speaker 10: it was freezing. It's Oregon and it's so cold. So
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  Speaker 10: I'm wearing just like the only thing that i can
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  Speaker 10: find in the little shops there. I'm wearing a striped shirt,
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  Speaker 10: like a long sleeve striped shirt. I look dumb, my
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  Speaker 10: hair's up in a bun, I have neon heights underneath
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  Speaker 10: my shore. And he was like, he thought that would
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  Speaker 10: be a good idea to propose to me in the
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  Speaker 10: middle of the wind with everything, Like the pictures look horrible,
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  Speaker 10: and his mom was just shocked because he started getting
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  Speaker 10: on one knee and so like the video didn't even
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  Speaker 10: go through. He just like literally forgot that she was
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  Speaker 10: even recording.
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  Speaker 7: So there's no video.
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  Speaker 10: There's just random pictures like side of him proposing.
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  Speaker 8: He's seventeen, how old is he now?
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  Speaker 10: We're going to be thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Now, And so you said, yes, you got married at
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  Speaker 1: seventeen eighteen.
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  Speaker 10: He so his mom said we couldn't get married until
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  Speaker 10: he turned eighteen because she wasn't going to sign for him.
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  Speaker 1: To get married.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's fair, that's fair.
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  Speaker 8: While that it worked. Yeah, so you're still together, right,
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  Speaker 8: Yes we are.
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  Speaker 4: I love that.
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  Speaker 8: Wherehere did he propose the sea side?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 7: Actually, yeah, that's such.
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  Speaker 8: A pretty area. It was so windy always Yeah, what
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  Speaker 8: did he say? Yeah, it is really close.
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  Speaker 3: And she's mad because she doesn't look cute in the pictures.
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  Speaker 8: I get that. I understand that.
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  Speaker 10: His and like, you could have at least told me
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  Speaker 10: to like put on some makeup air, do something. And
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  Speaker 10: then his mom was like, if she would have told me,
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  Speaker 10: I would have made sure you look good in the picture. Me, like,
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  Speaker 10: I didn't even know this was happening.
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  Speaker 8: That's great.
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  Speaker 1: Well, congratulations, that's a great story. Actually great successful. Thanks Denise,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for listening. Huh, desiree, you call him about something else?
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  Speaker 1: Or my my Ron, thanks for holding You've been hold
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  Speaker 1: it forever.
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  Speaker 4: I was. I was listening and those were some good stories.
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  Speaker 8: But what were you calling about it?
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  Speaker 4: It is a little off the topic, but it was
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  Speaker 4: a pretty good one. Like the drunk text, the dials
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  Speaker 4: were talking about how to get rid of the man,
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  Speaker 4: and like you start barking, and that's actually like a
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  Speaker 4: really good idea. I have a couple of friends who
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  Speaker 4: do that as well, Like they'll hang out, they're like
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  Speaker 4: and they just do it, even for fun, like if
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  Speaker 4: there's like guys walk it like walk on the street
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  Speaker 4: lot just like barkat them.
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  Speaker 5: But and it's just funnier for me. But then when you're.
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  Speaker 4: Really trying to get them away, like also a good
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  Speaker 4: textor for myself was like hissing like a cat was
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  Speaker 4: kind of like you know that you would just get
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  Speaker 4: that it is really.
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  Speaker 3: That seems pretty final when you started hissing it somebody.
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  Speaker 7: I just am so.
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  Speaker 4: Glad that I'm not in this alone, like to be
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  Speaker 4: making random noises that men just to get them away from.
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  Speaker 1: Us, Like I've never heard of that, never experience it,
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  Speaker 1: And I guess that's a good thing. Yeah, yeah, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Like random random animal thing is the job, you know.
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  Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Desiree, thank you for listening. Thank you so much for
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  Speaker 1: holding really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 8: I'm glad you did.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you guys.
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  Speaker 6: Have a good desrate.
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  Speaker 8: Hold on dere what what's city you in right now?
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  Speaker 4: I am technically right now I'm in Mesa. I work
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  Speaker 4: at the Looters and off of Alma School and it
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  Speaker 4: just part But I live in Phoenix.
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  Speaker 8: Oh you work at Hooters. I haven't seen one of
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  Speaker 8: those in a while.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, wow, I knows you guys.
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  Speaker 4: It's over here on Almost School, right by the eos.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I say, do you want tickets to party in
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  Speaker 1: the park?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you see pit Bull, Shaggy genuine. It'll be a
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  Speaker 8: great show. Don't hit it any of them though. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 8: you hit the pit Bull, he'll bark at you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: he just might.
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  Speaker 6: Good time.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, hold on, okay, party park is November November eighth.
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  Speaker 8: All right, so hold on, we'll set yuplet's takets, hold on,
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  Speaker 8: hold on. That was nice. I think it was watching
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  Speaker 8: shoes on hold for twelve minutes. Oh great, So I'm
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  Speaker 8: glad you around.