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We are the Treehouse | Episode 73, Monday February 5, 2024 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and join us right here inside the
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Treehouse for day one of five days in a row, Yes, in a
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row of the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with Trey Trenholm and Raj
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Sharma. I have to admit to you, gentlemen, that this is the
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first time in a very long time I've actually been I'm actually a little nervous
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going into this episode. I feel a fluttering in my belly that I haven't
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felt in I have. It's been a long time since I've had some show
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anxiety. And if I'm being honest, I kind of like it, all
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right. Interesting, it's it's it's sort of like Stockholm syndrome, you know,
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when that's when you fall in love with your your captors. Trey knows
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this all too well as I do that for many years doing radio, we
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had a similar feelings and it's an interesting thing to be back here doing a
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show every day of the week, even if for one week, that same
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feeling comes back, and even though it's stressful, it feels like home.
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Gotcha, Okay, that's interesting, it's comfortable. Yeah, it's a I
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know there's a phrase and I can't. I can't quite pull it out of
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my head because it's like my brain's kind of like Joe Biden's. It's just
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a mix of DISPATCHO and and beans and things. But it's sort of like
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you find comfort in the in the chaos. Maybe that's what it is.
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Yeah, So is it just the the like you're anticipating in your head how
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the week's gonna go, and so you're like, that's where the nervous nerves
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are coming from, or to an extent. But the thing that I focus
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on most when it comes to doing a daily show is I focus on this
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is gonna So I'm gonna sound like I'm gonna sound like Jason Garrett here,
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just f y, I'm gonna sound like a football coach. You can have
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the overall goal in mind, which is five days a week, but I
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focus on the show that's happening today and the segment that is happening right now.
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Execution, thank you. It's all about the execution. He's been waiting
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five minutes for one word. It pays off though, it really did.
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I'm so angry about that. I'm like that was solid. I saw like
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like I just saw his faceline up and I'm like, oh, let's see
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what wisdom's about the coming execution. Yeah, that was so good. That
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was so good. Jason Garrett is actually somewhere clapping and non sarcastically, He's
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like, no, that was actually a good job. That's not the feel
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good clap, even though you fumbled at the one. Now, that's a
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you scort the touchdown, buddy, good job, and you're gonna get a
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chest shove because I love you that much. So, yeah, we are
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here day one of five days in a row of the tree House podcast.
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So were you getting like the the I always called it, like the three
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ten butterflies of you know, waiting for people to walk through the door late
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and get started, and that anxious feeling. Yeah, I'm a I'm a
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little jealous. I haven't had I haven't felt that in a long time.
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Yeah, it's funny. So it's interesting how you can date me and Trey's
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time on the radio by at what time did you start getting nervous? So
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Trey goes so far back as to three ten was his time to start feeling
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anxious? Okay, where As when Trey left the radio show back at the
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end of twenty twelve, he didn't become accustomed to three fifteen like I did,
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or three twenty like I did, or eventually there was no anxiety because
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some days it just didn't show up. Is that the start time of the
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I'm missing with the three? Yeah, that was, so there was like
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three to seven, but we wouldn't go on the air till three ten.
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Somewhere between three ten and three fifteen finish. That was, and that was
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towards the end of our tenure on Live one oh five to three. Like
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when we first started out on Live one o five to three, you know,
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we were pretty much on time and then and then when I joined the
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show in two thousand and two, what had happened was uh Russ started extending
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the time, so not so much as three pm start time, but then
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more like a like when I started on the show in two it was like
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an five to seven three five, three oh seven when he would walk through
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the back door towards the studio, and then each year it would get a
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little bit worse and worse, and so by the time we got to like
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two thousand and eight, when one oh five three's format changed to sports,
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you know, he was he was shown up around sometimes three twenty, but
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typically in that in that three ten to three fifteen range. And then when
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we got on the Eagle, same thing, and then and then eventually it
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was just nothing. No walk in the back door. Yeah yeah, but
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when we were doing mornings, we had to have extra things to because you
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weren't sure if it was going to be six ten, six twenty, six
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thirty seven. As Phil, I remember one time I'd come back, I
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think, and whenever I would whenever had come back home, I would always
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turn on I would always set the channel on the car to three to listen
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to you guys or or ninety se one. The bumper music was like you
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could you could turn the you could switch stations, listen to a full song
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and come back and the bumper still going. Oh yeah. So like what
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our intro music, Fire and Mercy by William Orbit, you know, is
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a five minute plus song. It's an over five minute song, and we
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have the full version loaded into the system just in case. Uh. And
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there were a couple of times that I had to There were a couple of
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times I had to load it up a second time and I got to play
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actual DJ and and cross fade them. Okay, so there were a couple
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of times I had a remix of William Orbit's Fire and Mercy up to like
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seventeen minutes. Wow, okay, yeah, as a all right, so
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I can understand, Uh, I can understandstand the nervousness then because but like
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I said, eventually that nervousness just went away. But I will say the
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feeling is not entirely gone. So Raj on on the times, you know,
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at the times, how am I trying to say this? So like
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Raj when you're late, Trey and A are used to it. Oh gotcha?
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Okay. The difference is because we pre record this, the audience doesn't
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know. They can hit play whenever they want to, so they don't have
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to have the nerves and the butterflies or whatever it is. We're here for
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you whenever you want us, and more so this week. That's this is
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the beauty of this medium being on the digital side of things. We are
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at your beck and call. We are on demand. Yeah. When when
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you want some funny, you come to us. When uh, you want
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some laughter, you come to us. All you gotta do is pick up
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your phone and hit play, hit the hit the one extra button on your
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car screen that says pair or connect or whatever your vehicle says. And uh
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and and so now this week it'll be every day that you get to do
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that. Yeah, and and and you guys don't have to do traffick er
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weather, so m yeah, So you don't know, we don't. No,
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we don't. And that's where it's going to be important. A big
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day on this run of shows that we're doing is going to be next Monday,
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one week from today. It will be the day after the super Bowl.
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And that day is going to be our super Bowl this year mm hm,
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because we're going to attempt to go live. It might be a train
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wreck, but by god, it'll be there for everybody to see. And
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we always show our works. And you know what, d I think,
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Dan, I think you should do weather, but but do your weather from
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Saint John. Oh. It's funny you mentioned that, because I actually have
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thought about that. I aught about that with the live show that we're going
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to attempt next Monday, the day after the super Bowl, which by the
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way, I think the live start time on that is going to be in
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that twelve ten to twelve fifteen range, you know, for all time say
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that will be the live portion of the show, right, So we'll start
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that a little afternoon so you can sit there and eat your lunch on your
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lunch break, and you can watch the show live. And if you can't
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watch the show live, that's okay because we're still going to release it in
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its audio form via Spotify, Apple, iHeart all those various platforms that afternoon
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around three o'clock. So if you can't make the live thing, that's okay.
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We're still going to drop an episode next Monday. But for that live
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show, Trey, I have thought about, well, it is live,
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we if we really want to to make it really feel like it used to,
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then traffic and certainly weather would would play a role. I don't know
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if everyone wants to hear the weather in, say John where I live,
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though, I think that might just be I think that just might be people
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getting pissed at me exactly. That's why you know what I may just I
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may just do that then, yeah, I mean just rub it in.
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I don't know. I'm sure you know fifty and raining here and you can
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come on, oh it's you know, sunny and seventy eight more. He
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could come on and be like, hey, hurricane so you just don't know,
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but that won't be until like August. I mean hurricane season if ivery
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think it starts in June and then but it goes through October. But the
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really dangerous times for here that August September range that's when the big ones tend
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to happen. So but yeah, we may maybe we do some weather.
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And I got fingers crossed for a for a police chase come Monday afternoon.
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And so if anyone is, if anyone is thinking about getting into a high
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speed police pursuit, you want to break the law on Monday, and you
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want to give every one really something fun to watch and listen to inside the
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treehouse next Monday. Well, Rob, I'm not going to tell you to
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rob a bank, that would be wrong. But if you did, right,
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do it a little after twelve it in Garland. Yeah, I thought,
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you don't even have to start in Garland, but in there you can
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out there you start starting you know all spring, sunny Vale, go through
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Mesquite where I'll you know, just end up and go rock Wall, make
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a big, a big, a big loop through you know, northeast Texas
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with then end up in Garland. Yeah, I just I didn't. I
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thought he wanted a high speed chas and Saint John. I just don't know
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how that would look like or how short it would be. Short always high
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speed here, high speed here, get you driving off a mountainside. Real
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fat, it could be death. Where does it end? The water?
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That's that's where the chase ends, kind of like kind of like Garland,
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So it's sort of the chase doesn't necessarily end in Garland. Garland ends you.
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Yeah, And being from Mesquite, I concur like that is the one
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hundred percent truth. You fly through Miskie, we'll let you go, or
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like you're on, we know where which way you're headed, we know where
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this ends. So yes, we are very excited. Five days a week
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this week plus the Monday episode one week from today, the day after the
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Super Bowl, right here inside the treehouse. Like I said, I got
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the little I got the little butterflies going on. Tray's excited, Raj.
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I think you're I'm I'm new to this, so I think this is like
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for me, it's like really really exciting. So to hear like you guys
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have like the nervous flutter stuff going on, I'm like I wish I had
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that, but then I also didn't want to be a captor a captive.
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I didn't want to uh, I didn't want to have your syndrome. So
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I'm just like this, this is very exciting. You may eventually get the
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syndrome, but as it is right now, you're a captor. You're you're
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you're captive by choice. Yeah, so because it's not it's not like Trey
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and I threw you in a van and dragged you inside the treehouse. No,
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you're here by your own choosing. No, I yeah, absolutely,
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and so I, uh so mine. I don't have nervousness. I'm just
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like, oh my god, five days a week and we're gonna have a
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live show. Like that's really it's really exciting. And that's where I'm actually
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a little envious of you, because you get to be the bridge between being
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on the show and still feeling like a listener, because you get the best
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of both worlds. Yeah, you don't have to worry as much about the
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anxiety. You're just excited to be in here. And to be honest with
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you, I'm excited to be in here. I think Trey's excited to be
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in here. We're always excited to be inside the treehouse. But this is
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special. This is something new and it brings back those everyday feelings that we
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all used to have when we were on the radio. Because if you really
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get down to it, what is the treehouse. The treehouse isn't just a
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place for us to hang out with our friends. The treehouse isn't just a
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let's be honest, there's so much suck in the world. Your job
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social media really sucks. Your boss sucks, politics suck. You love your
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Hell, sometimes we suck. But that's all okay because we're inside the
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catch all the places in my monologue of famous hangouts? Yeah? There were.
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As I'm looking because it's funny how I can go through in my head
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all the TV shows that I've watched and like, okay, I got I
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gotta have that place, I need this one, I need that one.
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And then there is something you just flat out forget, or there's some in
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some TV shows that I never even want watched, Like I never really watched
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Felicity, but I had heard of like Dean and de Lucas. I'll throw
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that in there. I even threw in a Gilmour's Girl place and I've never
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watched that show. Yeah, that's weird. I got the I got most
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from the Simpsons, the Drunken clam from Family Guy. Then you have the
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peach Pit, which was near and dear to my heart. I know my
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love for then too, and the peach Pit after dark. So that's when
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you that's when you had me. I was like, oh, yeah,
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this is this is solid. He went the peach pit after dark. Most
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people don't do that. Did you have the regal Beagle in there? Ah
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see, that's the danger of doing a list like that is you're you're gonna
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leave some places out that you wish you hadn't. You know what? You
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got ten Forward in there, say you know what, You're good, Thank
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you. I was. I was pretty proud of that, Trey. Tell
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him, tell him where he can visit ten Forward. Ten Forward is a
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luxurious and spacious lounge located in the Forward compartment of the USS Enterprise, and
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it's tended to do by Gynan. Wow, that is uhs and gentleman super
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nerd Trey Trenholm. I yeah, not even super nerd, like the the
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king of the super Nerds of next generation Nerds. I will I'll wear that.
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That does seem to be one of the things that the original Star Trek
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was missing. They didn't have. They didn't have a ten Forward like Star
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Trek the Next generation had. Yeah, just Star Trek the Next Generation that
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was you lots of people, man, I kind of grew up on that
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show because my mom loved John Luke Bicard. Oh yeah, it's the number
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one. It was the number one syndicated show for a good eight nine years.
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No. Oh yeah, it crounced it trounced Baywife. Yeah, but
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I mean it was Baywatch. Speaking of speaking of bay Watch, that was
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one place I couldn't find the name of. There was I thought there was
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a bar that they hung out in, not on bay Watch, but on
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Baywatch Nights when they did their after hours. H what is it? Private?
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Private, investigative nonsense. I thought there was a bar that they hung
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out at, but I couldn't find one. Maybe it was just you know,
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Mitch Buchanan's pad theay watched nights. What I don't know, what are
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you unfamiliar? I never watched an episode of Baywatch ever. I've never seen
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it. Oh, then, Raj, you have not lived. I've seen
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the running scene because it was on Friends, like they would always watch.
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Yeah, and that's cool and all. But maybe it's because I'm just younger
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than you enough that bay Watch played a critical and pivotal role in my puberty,
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and so that's definitely got to be an age thing because bay Watch does
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not resonate with me like I've I might have seen a couple of episodes.
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I did not know Baywatch Nights existed. Yeah, you, I was like,
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I was out with Hasselhoff when they're like, hey, he's the star
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of the show. I'm like, yeah, I'm good. Like, I'm
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out, I needn't watch this guy. Uh, I've seen the foot I've
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seen the footage from his concerts in Germany, and I'm like, I'm out.
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I don't need to I'm not supporting. You know what, you don't
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have to be a fan of his music to be a fan of being the
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creator. I'm pretty sure he's the creator. But at the very least executive
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producer. He had a he had a big hand in, uh, the
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creation of that show. Because what he could have chosen any profession to highlight
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that did not have the spotlight that it so clearly needed. He he he
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could have done. He could have done chalk talkers and and highlighted teachers.
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He could have you know, he could have done janitors. He could have
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been like garbage watch. You know, it's like this. You know,
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there's so many important and vital occupations in our world that David Hasselhoff could have
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highlighted, and he chose La County Lifeguards. M Yeah, I'm sorry,
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Raj, but Germany is not the only group of people that hold David Hasselhoff
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in such high esteem. Everyone within my plus or minus two year age group
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that is attracted to women and harry chested men. Not me, but just
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the you know, the woman part that that that Baywatch show was was big
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gotcha? Okay, yeah, I don't Okay, I don't know lifeguards like,
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is that because I did? I don't know if you guys saw the
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footage of the big uh wave that hit California. I think it was Ventura
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Beach like two weeks ago and it was civilians that dragged the lifeguard out of
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the water. I was like, I don't know, I don't know if
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there was an episode of that or they were saying that. In the industry,
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which I thought you would know being a Hollywood guy, is called a
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twist, a plot twist where instead of the lifeguard saving the citizens, sometimes
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sometimes the lifeguard needs saving too. Oh beautiful. I mean, you're a
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role today, man. I'm gonna give you all the all the sentiment,
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all the all the punches in the highs. You're you're, you're killing it
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for for day one of five days straight. It's important to uh. It's
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important to show up and to come out strong, and not just content but
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also in segues. For example, if you want to be known as a
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great mom, you need to show up. Come on very strong, right,
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Trey, absolutely, because he knows or I'm going and he knows how
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good of a fucking segue that really was. And uh and and Raj,
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you're about to find out. Okay, So there is a woman, no
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surprise, it's a Florida woman. Yeah, I know, you know what's
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good. You know what's good. A mom in central Florida has been banned
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from dropping her kids off at a private Christian school because of well things,
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Raj, I'm going to give you the opportunity to fill in the blank here
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to see if you can guess what the thing is that got Hello dog,
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that's dog. To see if you can guess what the thing is that got
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this mom banned from the pickup line at her kids school. Okay, hold
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on one second. It's okay if your first guess is barking dog. Uh
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No, so he and you said that. He just turned around. I
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got him successfully across across the living room and he said, barking dog.
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He turned around. He respond Okay, here's here's my was she at the
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Christian school. She's in the pickup line and she's banned. Now mm hmm.
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She's banned from picking up her kids. They have now told her she
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has to go across the street. Okay, her kids will have to walk
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to her. So say it again. Smoking cigarettes. That is not correct.
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Next, next guest, she was topless, You're warm? M h,
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you are warm? She was pantiless warmer? She what she's She's just
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naked? You're you're really really warm? What is she naked? On the
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tense speed? I don't know that actually would be a good idea for her
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next vehicle. She's I tell you that, you know how, you know
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how insurance agents or real estate agents will advertise themselves on their cars and drive
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around town and drum up business that way. Self marketing, self marketing.
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Yes, yeah, boy, so you're familiar, right yeah. Now,
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imagine you're a Central Florida mom who is in the pickup line at her kids
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Christian school while self marketing your only fans account. God damn, I love
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twenty twenty four. This is what I am looking at when I pull up
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behind one of these vehicles. Facebook messages, complaints and TikTok. You ban
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a vehicle taking the front pew at a private Christian school into varies is just
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a tiny, tiny little emblem on the back of a car. It is
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taking up the entire windshield back wind shield of two vehicles. Lexi Thomas is
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a parent at Liberty Christian who wants this ad on another parent's car to stay
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off campus. That other parent is Michelle Klein, and what she has isn't
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only fans. Well, it's definitely a link to you know, explicit content,
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adult content for sure. Flyin, who goes by Piper Fond, says
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only fans her business and way of life. My husband and I had this,
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you know, a little wild, you know, hind closed doors lifestyle
31:33
that we've now decided to share. But not all parents want what Clin is
31:37
shared shared at school, with some moms complaining to Kline and the school telling
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her not to use the main entrance and instead drop her kids off across the
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street. I was forced to have to, you know, take it off
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or not come on campus. But parents at this private school say, there's
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a simple solution. If Kline wants to use the main drop off, why
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not take the decas And that would seem like an easy thing to say,
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for sure, But for me, you know it, it supports my family.
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This provides a very comfortable way of life for us, and it's legal.
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You know, I pay taxes just like everyone else. I'm not breaking
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the law. I just offended people. That's a distraction to my children.
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And no matter how poorly or how good I parent, porn is there.
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And if that's kind of the first thing they're saying when they're going into a
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place that should be educating them, she she's their hassle off. Let's get
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real here. This is not This is one of those times where it's like
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that one mom specifically, but all the parents, all the moms that are
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upset about this Mom's Only Fans advertisement on her car, they're not so much
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trying to protect the kids as they are using the kids as the excuse when
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the reality is they don't want to have their husbands right see the ad And
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next thing you know, they're seeing the Only Fans ad And now you know,
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the family budget is dropped by twenty four to ninety nine a month.
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Oh, I mean she's got a lot of content. Okay, good,
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this is a I mean she's yeah, what fresh hell are her kids in
33:29
for? When when their friends get phones and the internet and they're spanking it
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to mom. Yeah, That's the problem with so many startups is you tend
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not to look at the bigger picture, and sometimes you forget to keep the
33:45
future in mind at the exp you know, it's like you're focused on the
33:50
money of today, at the expense of tomorrow, or how amazing would it
33:59
be to be invited to that sleepover. I'm just saying, like when he's
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like, hey man, you guys want to come to my house or the
34:06
sleepover? Like, yeah, imagine how awkward? How awkward is it going
34:09
to be when it's all the dads that show up. Uh, I'm here
34:22
for the sleepover. I didn't bother with pants. My kid's not here either.
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