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The Ostrich Report AKA: The Marketplace Podcast Week 5 eBay Part 2 - Sliding Doors

The marketplace podcast you didn't know you asked for (just like AI) is back. The Ostrich Report Ep 5 – eBay Part Two 🚨The Sliding Doors of eBay: Part 2 – Electric (But Still Manual) Boogaloo 🚨

🎙️The Ostrich Report Ep 5 just dropped, and if nostalgia had a stock price, we'd all be rich… until activist investors spun it off for parts. Say his name Hendrik Laubscher - Humperdink (IYKYK)

Three big takeaways from our gloriously unhinged post-mortem on eBay's ‘meh decade’:

🔥 1. eBay didn’t lose its edge. It sold it.

“If eBay executed and innovated, we wouldn’t have seen The RealReal, StockX… or…

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