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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's the vibe for Horse Girls for Peyton's predictions?
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  Speaker 2: Well, summer is over, which means that it is now
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  Speaker 2: cuffing season. And I'm letting you know what this means
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  Speaker 2: for you and your Zodiac sign. If it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 2: we are officially out of Virgo season and in Libra season.
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  Speaker 1: So, welcome.
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  Speaker 2: You guys all share a birthday with Anthony Mackie, Kalani
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  Speaker 2: from Dance Moms, Jordan Woods, and Ray Charles. So... Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: let's just start us off with you since we're in
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  Speaker 2: your season. Yay. For Libras. So this means that your
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  Speaker 2: flirting power is going to be at an all-time high,
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  Speaker 2: especially during your Libra season. You're going to string along
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  Speaker 2: four different people who all think that they're the only
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  Speaker 2: one which is going to leave a trail of broken
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  Speaker 2: hearts while you casually decide who gets the December promotion
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  Speaker 2: for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Correct. It's called a lineup.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly. A Libra always has their roster stocked.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's say hello to Sarah. Good morning, Sarah.
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign? Gemini.
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  Speaker 2: Gemini is going into cuffing season. You're going to keep
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  Speaker 2: a starting lineup of three different options going at the
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  Speaker 2: same exact time.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to take one.
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  Speaker 2: To the pumpkin patch, maybe text one from the car
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  Speaker 2: ride home, and then you're going to invite the third
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  Speaker 2: one over to meet you back at the house for
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  Speaker 2: a movie, fully convinced that you're just keeping your options open.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like I'm going to be busy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Sarah, thanks for calling in. Have a great day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: happy fall. You too. Happy fall. Chris, hello. What is
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  Speaker 1: your sign? Hi, I'm Taurus.
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  Speaker 2: All right. For my Taurus, during cuffing season, you guys
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  Speaker 2: aren't really looking for a soulmate. You're just looking for
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  Speaker 2: a human heating pad.
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  Speaker 1: With a nice car.
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  Speaker 2: Your audition candidates are based strictly on who has the
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  Speaker 2: best streaming subscription and the willingness to door dash food
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  Speaker 2: in really bad weather.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting. Chris, have a great day. Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, love listening to you guys. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Rich, for you, in cuffing season, you're going to
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  Speaker 2: walk past a stranger in a jacket on the street,
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  Speaker 2: make eye contact for like two seconds, and then instantly
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  Speaker 2: draft a five-year plan in your head. You have a
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  Speaker 2: cozy winter routine, a holiday playlist in your head before
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  Speaker 2: you even know their last name.
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  Speaker 1: What is the problem with this exactly? This sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a good time.
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  Speaker 2: It means that you guys like to cuff and then dump. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Which is not good. I mean, we're happy where we
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  Speaker 1: are like most of the time. You call it cuffing season, right?
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  Speaker 1: Like handcuffs, cuffs?
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  Speaker 2: Cuffing season, like you're in a relationship.
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  Speaker 1: But is it cupping, like you're getting a cup of tea? No, cuffing. Cuffing, cuffing.
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  Speaker 2: Your handcuffs to your partner.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and cuffing means, one more time?
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  Speaker 2: It means that you're like trying to get into a relationship,
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  Speaker 2: especially during the fall times where you have Halloween, then
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  Speaker 2: you have Thanksgiving, then you've got Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone wants a cuffing.
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  Speaker 2: So it's kind of like lock someone down now so
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  Speaker 2: you have someone for the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so how about Leo's?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm a Leo. Us during cuffing season, we don't
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  Speaker 2: want a relationship. We just want a prop for our
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  Speaker 2: next Instagram grid. We are interviewing candidates to see who
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  Speaker 2: looks the best next to us in matching sweaters. And
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  Speaker 2: the second that they ruin our aesthetic and vibe, they
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  Speaker 2: are cut from the roster.
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  Speaker 1: Would you say that agrees with you? Yeah, totally. How
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  Speaker 1: about Virgos?
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  Speaker 2: John Jay, for cuffing season, you hand out a full
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  Speaker 2: written background check and a 90-day probation period before you
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  Speaker 2: let anyone be your winter partner. You are auditing their
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  Speaker 2: credit score, their sleep schedule, and their boundary habits before
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  Speaker 2: you even let them touch a toothbrush at your place.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. All right. You want to find out
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  Speaker 1: how you cuff, go to johnjayandrich.com. They are all posted
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  Speaker 1: on our websites. John Jay and Rich.