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Stoop Dating + Special Places · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: So yesterday we had one of the craziest conversations ever.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how we landed on it. It was
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  Speaker 1: all about the emergency row on board a plane. I
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  Speaker 1: always book extra leg room, Lacy.
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  Speaker 2: Right, so you're always in that row.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm always at the window, so I'm right at
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  Speaker 1: the door. And the flight attendant makes a big deal
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  Speaker 1: about me taking responsibility for the entire plane.
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  Speaker 3: And Bill says, yes, he he'll do it, but really
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  Speaker 3: he would be the first one out the door, he means.
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  Speaker 1: And we had a great flight attendant called in earlier.
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  Speaker 1: Now we've got a pilot, Romeo. You there, guys, listen
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  Speaker 1: before we get to you, Romo, we've got the official
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  Speaker 1: intro right here.
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  Speaker 4: He's unstable. Is taking you back to everybody? Romeo was
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  Speaker 4: DJ here it gets for years we missed Romeo.
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  Speaker 5: Love it, love it?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Romeo, are you still everybody's boyfriend?
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  Speaker 5: I think I've aged. I have Gray here now, and
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  Speaker 5: you know my beard and stuff. I don't know if
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  Speaker 5: that's now it just sounds creepy.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. I don't know. If the salt
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  Speaker 4: and pepper works for a lot of people, I bet
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  Speaker 4: it's working for you. Dude.
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  Speaker 5: Well, he's a pilot that I'm trying every day. The
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  Speaker 5: hustle never stops.
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  Speaker 4: I got to tell you, Romeo, every single time I
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  Speaker 4: get on a plane, I think of you because I
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  Speaker 4: still can't imagine that you sit in the cockpit.
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  Speaker 1: Of a seven twenty seven or seven forty seven and
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  Speaker 1: you're running the show.
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  Speaker 4: I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 5: Would would if you did see me?
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  Speaker 4: Would you what would you do? Would you get right off?
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  Speaker 4: Get off? Coming into the cockpit?
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  Speaker 1: Brother, I want the cop pilot's see Oh I want
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  Speaker 1: to be the navigation guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well they stop doing that in like nineteen seventy five.
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  Speaker 3: Good one, Bill.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Romeo, you got to help us out with
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  Speaker 4: this emergency door thing, okay, because one flight attendant called
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  Speaker 4: yesterday is suggesting it's totally my responsibility if I'm at
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  Speaker 4: the door, like I need to stand there once I
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  Speaker 4: open the door and burn until everybody's off the plane.
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  Speaker 2: But she also said that the airline she works for
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  Speaker 2: that she wouldn't tell us, serves the road free drinks.
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  Speaker 4: Little irony there, right, Romeo, I mean drink up and
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  Speaker 4: then save lives.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, you lick it up before you're gonna help yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Are you saying your airline doesn't do the free drinks rom.
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  Speaker 5: He that's a strategy. Yeah, I haven't heard that one before. Wow,
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  Speaker 5: I like that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, you want the person who's saving everybody's life
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  Speaker 4: to be in a good mood and relaxed.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 5: I mean they say, like with car accidents that like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, this is terrible to say, but like you know,
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  Speaker 5: passengers who are you know, if they're drunk or you
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  Speaker 5: know a little bit, they actually survive, you know, more
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  Speaker 5: than the people who are because theyre so loose, like
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  Speaker 5: you know what I mean. It's just kind of like.
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  Speaker 4: I don't drive unless I'm drunk. Okay, time, I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 4: Uh so Romeo.
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  Speaker 1: So the flight attendant walks up right, it says, he asked,
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  Speaker 1: everybody in the row, are you physically willing and able
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  Speaker 1: to assist passengers in the case of an emergency?
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  Speaker 4: It's not possible. They're asking you to be a first responder.
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  Speaker 5: I never got that far in the training. I don't
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  Speaker 5: know what happened flying.
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  Speaker 2: He's in the cockpit. He doesn't out worry about this stuff.
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  Speaker 5: No, but you know that's why they that's why they
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  Speaker 5: give you a hard time of like, you know, keeping
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  Speaker 5: your bags and stuff, you know, all the way under
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  Speaker 5: so if God forbid it ever happened, you can actually
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  Speaker 5: get out of the plane quickly. You know what drives
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  Speaker 5: you know, it does drive me nuts. Still on that topic,
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  Speaker 5: people who take you see the videos of like when
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  Speaker 5: they have to evacuate, people take their bags and stuff,
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  Speaker 5: and that's a big that's a big no. No. You
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  Speaker 5: don't want to take your bad You want to get
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  Speaker 5: off as quick as possible so people behind you can
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  Speaker 5: get off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and people are like they're.
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  Speaker 5: Going back, they're grabbing their bags or getting the laptops, like, nope,
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  Speaker 5: just go lead everything.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a big one.
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  Speaker 5: That's a hot topic right now.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever have you ever been in an emergency
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  Speaker 4: situation on board?
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  Speaker 5: No knock on wood, no, no, nothing, nothing too crazy. Wow,
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  Speaker 5: so some rowdy passengers, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, have you had to come out of the cockpit
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  Speaker 4: and address the passengers.
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  Speaker 5: There's no chance in the world I would come. I'm
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  Speaker 5: not going to be on YouTube, no way, no chance.
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  Speaker 5: Bill wouldn't either.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Let me be perfectly clear, if anything happens, I am
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  Speaker 5: not even moving from I'm closing the door under I
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  Speaker 5: do not want to show up on YouTube and social
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  Speaker 5: media the next day.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, so you don't frighten us? Where the passengers and all?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's well, that's a little different.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Do you ever get hit on when you're walking through
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  Speaker 4: the airport terminal, you know, rolling your suitcase with all
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  Speaker 4: what's in that suitcase? By the way, you know, you
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  Speaker 4: see the pilots all the time. I'm wondering, what the
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  Speaker 4: hell are they carrying in that suitcase? Is it books?
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  Speaker 4: What's in there?
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  Speaker 5: Emergency like boxer shorts and socks in case I get
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  Speaker 5: stranded somewhere?
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  Speaker 3: Is about it?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? So you don't have like charts and everything.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm always thinking, again nineteen seventy five or a GPS,
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  Speaker 5: Now there's no charts.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So in a bind, and again you're a pilot
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  Speaker 1: for a major airline. In a bind, Let's say hypothetically
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  Speaker 1: you're traveling and it's a personal trip and you're sitting
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  Speaker 1: in the emergency row. Yeah, are you ready willing and
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  Speaker 1: capable of opening the door and assisting passengers in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of a fire?
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  Speaker 5: Very?
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  Speaker 4: Very exactly.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't think you wouldn't open the door. They
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  Speaker 5: they'd open the door.
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  Speaker 3: What wait what, No, that was the whole thing. You
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  Speaker 3: have to open the door. That's your job, now.
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  Speaker 5: It would I believe it would be more to like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, help people out, move stuff out of the way.
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  Speaker 5: But not no, no, I think the flight attendant would
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  Speaker 5: actually wait a minute, go out of.
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  Speaker 1: Their way to say, read the book, read the PANPHM.
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  Speaker 1: But it tells you how to open the door.
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  Speaker 4: First of all, I'm getting out that door so fas
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know if i'd take my family life.
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  Speaker 4: That door swings open, Flames are shooting through the fuselage.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gone.
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  Speaker 5: There goes Billy, got a TV show taping to get
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  Speaker 5: to her.
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  Speaker 1: He's got a galla, the host, Romeo, that's a galla
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  Speaker 1: waiting for me.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you paid big bucks for those those hosting those events.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know that past too one.
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  Speaker 4: More time before I let you go. Rome And you
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  Speaker 4: still DJ like weddings and parties on the side when
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  Speaker 4: you're not piloting.
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  Speaker 5: No, I haven't done that in a bit.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you had a whole company of DJs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we had to be a big cruise going
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  Speaker 5: out to MBARMENTSS and stuff. Now I haven't done that, honestly,
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  Speaker 5: it feels like so long ago.
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  Speaker 3: No, Wow, I worked for Romeo. That's where I learned
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  Speaker 3: how to DJ from rome Actually yeah, Justin, Yeah, Justin
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  Speaker 3: came up with us.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, Wow.
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  Speaker 4: That'd be so cool if they hired you to DJ
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  Speaker 4: a wedding and you showed up in the pilot suit
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  Speaker 4: ready for takeoff. Bull on.
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  Speaker 5: That's a whole business model. I never thought of it
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  Speaker 5: like that.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, give a shout out. You still have the cafee
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  Speaker 4: down the street Lives Juice, Yeah, Lives Juice Bar. There
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  Speaker 4: you go, check it out. Romeo was always a pleasure.
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  Speaker 4: We miss you, buddy.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks guys, great day, Thanks Romeo, than you now.
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  Speaker 4: Incredible news every time for real or fake headlines, refreshing news.
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  Speaker 2: With the BISA on kids one way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the name of the game is rail or fake headlines.
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  Speaker 3: It's where, well you have to guess the fake headline,
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  Speaker 3: but you also learned something. He's a story is taken
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  Speaker 3: rate from the news or taken rate from my brain. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: the judge first headline reads I'll read it. Read it
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  Speaker 3: as is. Man falls into vault toilet at a camp
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  Speaker 3: site while trying to rescue sunglasses real or fake in
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  Speaker 3: his camping season.
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  Speaker 4: I could see this happening.
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  Speaker 2: I can too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he into what a vault?
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  Speaker 3: What a vault toilet?
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  Speaker 4: That's a vault toilet.
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  Speaker 3: Question. I just read the headline as this.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I'll say yes, yeah, I think he
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  Speaker 4: fell into the vault toilet and he did well.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, guy in California dropped his sunglasses into the campsite
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  Speaker 3: vault toilet and he had to be rescued after he
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  Speaker 3: fell in it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's disgusting, pretty gross.
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  Speaker 7: They advised that the subject had fallen into the chemical
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  Speaker 7: storage tank. Law enforcement camp Edison staff fire personnel responded,
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  Speaker 7: we were able to safely get him out decontaminate him.
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  Speaker 3: That's crappy.
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  Speaker 2: That is the most disgusting thing.
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  Speaker 4: Was this the septic tank? Is that what it was?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like it was like a porta potty?
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  Speaker 3: Do they call that a vault toilet?
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to be in the sept.
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  Speaker 3: This is the reason reason number one thousand and thirty
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  Speaker 3: six why I don't want to go camping.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I never want.
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  Speaker 3: Oh every year, my wife, Oh, we don't get the camper. No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: we go to a beach.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. You don't want to sit around the circle at night,
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  Speaker 4: people you have never met in your whole life.
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  Speaker 3: It's for the kids.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a night.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the kids can enjoy the hot tub in the
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  Speaker 3: pool and the sandy beaches.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, on an island, because then you have the mosquitoes.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you're in the camp, the mosquitoes the
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  Speaker 1: size of volkswagens.
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  Speaker 4: You know, they can just carry you away. You're scratching.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to dose yourself in bugspread, and then.
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  Speaker 2: You're all up smell like bugspreads.
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  Speaker 4: Then you're going to swim in the lake with the bloodsuckers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then God forbid, and then God forbid you spend.
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  Speaker 3: You can find some time for you with your significant other.
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  Speaker 3: Right and you get close a little intimate moment, and
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  Speaker 3: all you could smell is the bug spray.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, bug spray everywhere. Now the kids wake up, just
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  Speaker 4: when it showed time.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it just loobed up. Nothing happens anyway, Happy camping, everybody.
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  Speaker 4: I could go on and on about the camping.
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  Speaker 3: We argue every year.
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  Speaker 4: I went once in my life, once decades ago.
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  Speaker 1: Right, I wasn't there two hours A giant tree fell
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  Speaker 1: on the windshield.
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  Speaker 4: And I had to have the car toad and I
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  Speaker 4: had to get a ride home. I didn't see one
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  Speaker 4: campfire immedia, so almost like the tree was waiting for me,
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  Speaker 4: smashed the entire windtree.
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  Speaker 3: Was anybody hurt? No, we weren't in the car at
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  Speaker 3: the two had just fell in the empty car, middle
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  Speaker 3: of the night.
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  Speaker 4: Giant crash.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, stores are really good, but like that's it
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  Speaker 8: my backyard.
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  Speaker 4: Anywhere you can in your kitchen anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can build a fire in my back here.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. We got to move up.
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  Speaker 3: Next headline here, National park planning to pour pop rocks
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  Speaker 3: into a geyser to draw attention to the national wonders.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a real or a fake headline? We were
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  Speaker 3: just talking about National Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Would say no because I don't think that that would
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  Speaker 2: be a good thing to pour pop rocks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, are you familiar with pop rocks? Bill?
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that like the little from the eighties?
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  Speaker 3: Well you put it in your mouth and the kind
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  Speaker 3: of like fizz.
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  Speaker 4: He made this up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember pop rocks being Okay, thing going fake, fake,
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  Speaker 2: going fake. Yeah. Yeah, there's no way they would allow
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  Speaker 2: that way.
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  Speaker 4: I have to have pop rocks on your mind. I
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  Speaker 4: love pop rocks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're a thing.
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  Speaker 3: They're fantastic.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And the candy necklaces that you eat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not a candy guy. I am.
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  Speaker 4: I am too, Look.
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  Speaker 3: At me all right. Next headline here, real or fake?
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  Speaker 3: That is the question. The headline reads, tarps off Baseball
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  Speaker 3: games are getting wild with groups of shirtless, screaming fans.
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  Speaker 3: Real or fake?
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  Speaker 4: I think real on this.
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  Speaker 2: I think real too, Yeah, feeling real on this?
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  Speaker 4: Definitely real?
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  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 3: Tarps off. Yeah, the tops off trend is going viral.
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  Speaker 3: Fans are ripping their shirts off and swinging them, swinging
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  Speaker 3: them around during games. It started at a Cardinals game.
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  Speaker 3: There's the inventors of the tarps off trend, Bryce and
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  Speaker 3: Caleb famous for nothing.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just happy to be part of something that everyone
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  Speaker 4: here in Jordan. The team enjoyed it, the dance enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 4: Throughout the game.
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  Speaker 6: He started like doing the way as and I looked
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  Speaker 6: at my buddy Bank back there.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, let's go up to the intersection of
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  Speaker 4: wave my shirts off, and this guy was just like whatever,
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  Speaker 4: he just ripped his shirt off and start throwing it
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  Speaker 4: around and from there on, like after that hour, like
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  Speaker 4: it's just the most surreal thing I've ever seen. You
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  Speaker 4: ever notice that the tops off people really should be
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: the people keeping the tops on?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, very much so.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: What's wrong with you. I don't know either. No, you're
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  Speaker 3: talking about like a like a heavy set people.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just sort of like.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, I'm gonna pay attention now to see if
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  Speaker 3: I see any people taking the shirts off or what. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I get it, I get you know what.
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  Speaker 4: No, there's no don't agree with it. There's something wrong
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  Speaker 4: with me?
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  Speaker 3: Oh with you? Yeah, well we know that.
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  Speaker 4: We know that.
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  Speaker 3: It won't even go to a national park.
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  Speaker 2: Billy's so funny.
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  Speaker 9: You worry them with bears, but you go to Africa
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  Speaker 9: on safari.
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  Speaker 3: It makes no sense.
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  Speaker 4: It's a different animal, you know, hippopotamus. Yeah, believe it
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  Speaker 4: or not.
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  Speaker 1: I feel safer around a hippo than I do a bear,
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  Speaker 1: a grizzly.
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  Speaker 3: What would you rather get eaten by a bear, a hippo,
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  Speaker 3: or a lion.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the hippo, it'll be very blunt, like you'll be
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  Speaker 4: knocked out immediately. But with the lion and the other
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  Speaker 4: one a bear, they tear. Tearing, Yeah, there is a
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  Speaker 4: tearing involved.
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  Speaker 10: Never, it's and they take the ripped body and then they.
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  Speaker 2: Come back for more.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well their paws are so big. It's one swipe. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: in your face tear is a whole of your body off. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I hacked my bear.
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  Speaker 6: Simply lie still on the ground and cover your face
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  Speaker 6: and head with your hands when the bear is finished
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  Speaker 6: batting you around in mall and contact the U. S.
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  Speaker 4: Forest Service. Are you going to contact? You have no.
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  Speaker 2: Or hand?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, everything's gone, everything, including your brain, like.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing's working. It is a relentless attack. They just can't
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  Speaker 4: get enough of you.
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  Speaker 1: Just swam and then there's a dragging like in the
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  Speaker 1: end that.
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  Speaker 4: They want to keep you. Yeah, you belong to them
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  Speaker 4: at one point. Yeah, you.
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  Speaker 3: Have to move on.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: You have to stop.
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  Speaker 2: Growing there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can't explain it.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know. I'm actually I'm actually with you
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  Speaker 3: on that. Yeah, I'm actually I do agree with you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not all right. Final headline here rail or fake.
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  Speaker 3: A Crumble employee has gotten in trouble for telling customers
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  Speaker 3: that one hundred and forty eight grams of sugar is
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  Speaker 3: a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I could see this.
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  Speaker 4: What's Crumble.
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  Speaker 2: It's Crumble cookies.
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  Speaker 3: Rumble cookies.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I love them.
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  Speaker 3: Oh They're fantastic.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of sugar, enough cookie for it.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of sugar. Yeah, I could see that.
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  Speaker 4: Could you read the headline one more time? There, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: A Crumble employee has gotten in trouble for telling customers
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: that one hundred and forty eight grams of sugar is
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: a lot. Real or fake.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say real.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Real, Lisa Reel, Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy got in
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: big trouble. He was an employee at Crumble because he
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: was telling customers, well, yeah, you know what, one hundred
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: and forty eight grams of sugar and their new dirty
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: sodas probably not the best for your health.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: Hi.
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: Everyone, I'm a Crumble employee, and we've started to have
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: customers come in every day or multiple times a day
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: for these new dirty sodas that have one hundred and
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: forty eight grams of sugar in them. One time I
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: said to one of the customers, like, there's one hundred
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: and forty eight grams of sugar, and then I got
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: in trouble because I'm not really supposed to.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Point that out.
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: And then they were like, you know, normally I drink
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: ten cans of coke a day, so it's not the
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: same thing.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: And I said, well yeah, And.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: I said, so you're replacing your coke with the dory
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: sodas And they're like, no, I just drink the ten
• 17:10
  Speaker 6: cans of coke and then I also get the dry soda.
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: Oh and they also usually get a box of six
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: cookies to go with their drink.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, Crumble is the pop off.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Guys.
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Crumble is fantastic, but you're not going there for a
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: healthy snack.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: No, you know, go there for a treat, you know, yeah,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: like a celebration. You're heading to someone's house. And it's
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: great to ring a box.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: A box that.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Keep it to himself. Just serve got a turn, yeah
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: a little bit. Ye, you're supposed to be promoting the product.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: It takes fantastic. Did they fire him he's in trouble.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: It doesn't say if they fired him, but he definitely
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: got in trouble. Probably written up. You know what I mean,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: what's you gonna say next? Down?
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Shut it and we're back with a Billy and Lisa
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: in the morning.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: So if you are single, if you are looking for love,
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: if you are in the dating world, you're in luck.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: By the way, good morning and every buddy, welcome to
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: the Billy and Lisa Show. Justin Billy Lisa, and yeah,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: how about this stoop Dating.
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: Welcome to stoop Dating in Boston, where we see if
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: you can find love on the soup.
• 18:10
  Speaker 11: Today, we're back.
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: In the hot seat with Ryan to see who he
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: chose as his stute match.
• 18:15
  Speaker 11: Who do you think it is?
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, and we have jewels and studio. The founder of
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: stoop Dating, Hi.
• 18:21
  Speaker 11: Thank you having me. I'm doing great.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: I should mention this thing is exploding so much.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: So this is your full time gig now, right, you
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: quit whatever you were doing and now this is your gig.
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: Yes, this is my full time job now, although it
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: doesn't feel like work at all.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, So explain what stoop dating is to everyone listening.
• 18:41
  Speaker 8: So basically, stoop Dating is a dating show in different
• 18:44
  Speaker 8: cities where I set you up with a partner to
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: see if you guys are compatible on a first date
• 18:52
  Speaker 8: on different stoops in different cities based on applications, Boston
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: being one of the cities, Boston being the main city
• 18:59
  Speaker 8: one of them.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: You live here, yes, okay, so you do, Philly, do Nashville,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: but we're talking Boston.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: So literally, people will sit on a stoop. You sit
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: in the center, guy and a girl and you've somehow
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: pulled them together from an application process, and then you
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: ask them a series of questions.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's the gist. It's simple, it's easy, it's it's
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: you know, I think people maybe you're tired of some
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: of the dating apps, right, so me, is that one
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: of the reasons why you started this.
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: One of the many reasons why I started. I hate
• 19:27
  Speaker 8: the dating apps. I'm a very face to face person.
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: I hate how dating apps you can just write someone
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: off based on appearance and just how it's never ending.
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: It's like, if this person rejects me, well I can
• 19:37
  Speaker 8: just scroll and find someone new.
• 19:38
  Speaker 11: I think that is just so inauthentic and I hate that.
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: And I also love the idea of being in a
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: neighborhood setting and just connecting with people. It just reminds
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: me of home and childhood.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Growing up.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: We keep hearing stories about how incredibly tough it up
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: it is out there for dating.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: Do you feel that. Are you seeing that a lot?
• 19:57
  Speaker 8: And why We've had every on the show say that
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: every single person has a negative outlook on dating, And
• 20:05
  Speaker 8: obviously that's something.
• 20:06
  Speaker 11: I want to change.
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: I'm a positive person, and I think dating nowadays has
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: become harder one because of.
• 20:13
  Speaker 11: The dating apps, just that everyone has become so disposable.
• 20:16
  Speaker 8: When people are not disposable, you can just scroll and
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: find someone new.
• 20:20
  Speaker 11: I obviously hate that.
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: And I also think because everyone's behind their phones, a
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: lot of men and women are afraid to approach each
• 20:28
  Speaker 8: other now.
• 20:28
  Speaker 11: It's like you'll see.
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: Someone at a bar and then see them on a
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: dating app later and they'll be like, I think I
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: saw you at the bar the other night.
• 20:34
  Speaker 11: It's like, why don't you just come up to me then?
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: But so you took like what you said was you
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: would sit on the stoop with your friends and chat
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: people up as they were walking by, And then that's
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: what you gave you the idea of, well, let's turn
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: this into people meeting other people.
• 20:48
  Speaker 11: Yes, exactly.
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: So I would sit on different stoops in southis and
• 20:52
  Speaker 8: just from sitting outside we met so many people just
• 20:55
  Speaker 8: walking by, coming back from the bars or just during
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: the day we would.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Eat our lunch out there and it.
• 21:02
  Speaker 11: Was just something.
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: I saw it and I felt like I haven't experienced
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: that type of connection with people in a while, and
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: I was like, I want to do something with this.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: I think people need this, and everyone hates the dating app.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: So how do people get on the stoop So.
• 21:16
  Speaker 11: We have an application link in our bio. It's a
• 21:18
  Speaker 11: pretty happy application.
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: It's also really fun because we can see how long
• 21:21
  Speaker 8: it takes people to apply to it.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: So and you go to stoop dot dating on Instagram. Yeah,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: and the link is right on the lid on your paper.
• 21:30
  Speaker 11: Right in our by guy on your bud.
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: We have questions like, how do you describe yourself in
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: a relationship, what are some qualities you're looking for in
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: a partner, what are your interests in hobbies, what's your sexuality?
• 21:40
  Speaker 11: How old are you? Trying to think of?
• 21:43
  Speaker 8: What else is on there? But it's pretty a pretty
• 21:45
  Speaker 8: detailed application. We really care about setting people up. I
• 21:50
  Speaker 8: always tell people I don't do this to get views.
• 21:52
  Speaker 8: I could easily talk about hot topics that I don't
• 21:55
  Speaker 8: think should be on the internet just to get views
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: or have certain people on it skip views.
• 22:00
  Speaker 11: I really want to set people up. I love love.
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: I love the authenticity of real conversations and the awkward
• 22:05
  Speaker 8: pauses and the awkward moments.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: So and so you've been doing this for a little
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: bit over a year. Have you had any like major
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: success stories. Yes.
• 22:15
  Speaker 8: I actually got a text last night that we have
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: a couple that met at one of my events and
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: they're dating now. We also have some stup couples, but
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: literally I got a text.
• 22:23
  Speaker 11: Last night where he was like, I asked her to
• 22:25
  Speaker 11: be my girlfriend tonight.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: It was a commit Yes, it was a commit.
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: Wow, in twenty twenty six, people actually commit. I promise
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: you it exists.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to have to do a stoop dating wedding.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Well, if you're out there now, you want to send
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: us a talk back. You have questions for advice and
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: everything on dating. What are some of the worst nightmares
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: you've run into absolute don't does.
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: For people meaning on the stup or just dating on
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: the stupor in general. I think one of the biggest
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: don't do stoop moments we've had is I've had guys
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: cancel on me the day of and then they'll DM
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: me after they see the girl and they'll say I
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: should have gone on.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: She's great, like, yes, that's the whole point.
• 23:05
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to say.
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: Wow, I've had that happen like three times where a
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: guy canceled and then he sees the girl after the
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: fact and he's like, dang, I should have been on.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: So before they get to the stoop, they haven't even
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: seen each other. Yes, it's all right.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: So what are the kinds of questions that you ask
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: them on the stupe Oh?
• 23:22
  Speaker 11: Okay, I have.
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: Two of my favorite questions are on the show are
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: what's a.
• 23:26
  Speaker 11: Red flag you secretly like?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: And another one is what something your younger self would
• 23:32
  Speaker 8: be proud of you for today? Those are two of
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: my favorite, like conversation starters topics. But I have a
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: ton I have, like what's your most toxic trade? Why
• 23:41
  Speaker 8: do you think you're currently single? What are some qualities
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: you're looking for in a partner? Things like that, what's
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: your biggest pet peeve? Interest in hobbies?
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: This sounds like a great way to get into dating.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, to make it happen, to get out there because,
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: like you said, people are afraid now because of all
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: the negativity and the disposal I think what word.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: You used, right, you move on to the next shiny object. Exactly,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: they do.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: So how can people do?
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Like you said, you have ten thousand applications right now.
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: Currently it's rough out here, and people are to go
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: on a date.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: That's how you know it's bad.
• 24:20
  Speaker 11: People are signing up to go.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: On a step.
• 24:22
  Speaker 11: I actually think, I actually.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Exactly, I actually think this is like a brilliant concept
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: and more people want to do this and you are
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: literally giving them the stoop.
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, soup fine, love on the step?
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah wow, good things have always happened on the stoop.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: I had my first kiss on.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: A stupid that's a connection. And so I want to
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: say that we are thinking about doing an event with
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Jules and a few other partners, maybe Jared Freed with
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: his dating book for Alisa's book club event outdoors either
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: at the tall Ship or in the Seaport this August.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: And it's going to be huge and I can't wait
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: for Jewels to be a part of it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 11: And jewels, Oh, I'm in I love the events.
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: I also have an event this Thursday at Loretta's Live
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: Dating Show.
• 25:12
  Speaker 11: It's our first show ever.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: So that's street right. Yes, we'll tell people what they
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: need to know.
• 25:17
  Speaker 11: Go to the link in our bio.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: Tickets are there as well as well as the application.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Today, you're going to set people up live at Loretta
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: Live dates on stage and.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: You're probably expecting you'll pack the house, right.
• 25:28
  Speaker 11: That's what I'm trying to do.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: You got ten thousand people in quebe I'll just say it.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Show up at show up at the event.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, all right? And what day is it again?
• 25:37
  Speaker 8: This Thursday, June eighteenth at Loretta's. What time seven to close?
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: It's going to be a crazy night.
• 25:43
  Speaker 11: We have stoop shots.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: Oh oh, you mean if they sit down they get
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: a shot. Yeah. Nice country It up.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: From the Planet Fitness Kiss one to wait Studios. We're
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: back with Billy and Lisa in the morning.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: A new segment on the Billy and Lisa Show that
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: we are trying out. Let's see how this one goes.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: By the way, welcome back to the show. Justin's head,
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Billy Lisa. This one is called There's a Special Place
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: in Hell for Blank Lisa. Get it's going.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: People who double park in a crowded parking lot.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, hold on, let me think about that.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Yes, they drive me crazy, drive me crazy. People who
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: talk on speakerphone in public.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that actually happened the other day to me. There
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: was somebody right next to me on speakerphone, full conversation.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I heard it all and that they're usually in stores
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: walking around and you're like, why are you doing?
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Also, if you're out walking, like somebody walks by you
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: and they're having a full conversation and the other person
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: is on speakerphone, I'm like, you're out walking, shouldn't you
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: be relaxing?
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: You know, they could be working or talking to you know, somebody,
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: a friend or whatever, which is fine. What about if
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: they have a Bluetooth and they got our AirPods and
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: they're talking you can't hear the other person but they can't, right,
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: does that bother you?
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: And that means they're talking even louder now right?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Okay. Another one is people who spoil movies for everyone.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: It's billy or TV shows it's billy.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't do it on purpose, so you do
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: it sometimes?
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: No?
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: What is his what is the phrase he uses? Lisa? Oh,
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I know, don't get to attached.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what he says.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't get to attached. People who reply all
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: to group emails or group text messages, so it just
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: keeps like dinging, dinging, dinging.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: And that that applies to group text messages as well. Yes,
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: it's the same kind of thing.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, And I'm going to say the people who without
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: telling me put me in a group chat, yeah, you know,
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: like it's the same I don't want to be in
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: this group. Yeah, Like all of a sudden, I have
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: to answer questions.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: The best is it happens at work. Sometimes the radio station.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: They'll send out a group email to the entire company
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: cluster hair radio. Yeah, and they'll say reply back, but
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: just reply back to me to the person saying it,
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: and they don't listen. They hit reply all.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because that happens to me if I get a
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: group chat and all of a sudden, the next time
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: I need to talk to one of those people that
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: was in that group, I directly go to them and
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about them to them.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: It's it's a dangerous circle.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: You just don't hit reply all. Yeah, No one wants
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: to hear it.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Do you want to hear another one?
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Sure?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: All right. This applies to like if you're living with someone.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: People who leave a drop of milk and the container
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: and put it back, so you think like it's yeah,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: that's annoying.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: I do that. Oh you do it's hat with chips.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: It's a big thing in my house. I have this
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: weird thing where I don't want to finish it. I
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: feel like if I leave even the littlest bit, that
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: I'm doing someone else a favor. But I'm really not,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: because you know, I'm leaving crumbs in the chip bag
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: or a little drop of milk or whatever.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't know. It's offer from the
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: same thing.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Do the same thing.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Michelle yells at me all the time, because like I'll like,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: if I have a sandwich, I'll leave the last as
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: if now I'm not going to gain any weight.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, the same thing with me. It's it's leaving for
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: the other person. But it's also if you go deeper
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: into my subconscious it's because I feel like if I
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: don't eat or drink at all, then I'm not going
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: to gain anything.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Oh are you really going to leave the last pretzel?
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Like that's going to make a difference a single day?
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: She attacks me.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm the same way. Yeah,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: I'm going to hell all right.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: People who play loud music in public without headphones.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't see that often though.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: That's very similar to the talking on speakerphone to people.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: There was a guy at a gym I once was
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: a member of where he would walk. He would work
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: out with his music blasting so off his phone so
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: he wouldn't wear headphones, so he'd be on the bench
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: next to me with songs playing out loud. Yeah, it's
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: a little weird.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Can I slide one in here? And I want to
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: there's a place in hell for anybody who hits either
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: my a car or boach, mostly the boat by the way,
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: and you know who you are earlier this week. Justle
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: you just take off and you don't say it, billy.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Just I have a huge scratch on the side of
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: my boat from some moron.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: I have a huge scratch on the side of my
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: car from someone who hit my car and didn't leave
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: a note, so it was a hit and run. Yeah,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: it's really bad. I have to say, like, that's number
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: one on my list, other than like obviously like not
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: treating people well, not treating animals well, like that were
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: not you know, that's.
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  Speaker 4: No I was going to go with the dog thing.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Anybody using dogs?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: You wait, so you both had hit and runs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, twice in one way. I didn't know you
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: did twice in one week, both on the boat and
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: by the way, instantly you're paying the deductible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's such a nightmare. Yeah, I just does.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just drive away and at least that yours was
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: not at home, like I was parked. The cameras anywhere.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: I could try and pull them from the street I
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: was on, but a video. It was definitely like a
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: commercial truck or something because it's like bright green paint,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: so it wasn't like a car. It's just horrific. I'm so,
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  Speaker 2: I'm so upset about it.
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  Speaker 4: That's at least five hundred out.
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  Speaker 2: Of your pocket at least or more. If you have
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: like a one thousand.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Dollars, it's about five thousand billies I know. Yeah, oh yeah,
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: way more.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: That's exactly what it is.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mine's mine's kind of silly, but you know this
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: happened recently. People who don't hold the door. Oh yeah,
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: it's like a basic human things true, you know, like
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I'm walking into a place the other day and they
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: just the door just shuts right in my face, and
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: they look back and saw that I was there.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I always turn around to see if anybody else.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do too. It's so rude if they don't
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: hold the door. This is the last one on the list.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: People who don't flush the toilet.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Oh God, we have one in here.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Here is a special place in hell for that person.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Okay. I have an issue with this one. Okay because
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: especially here at the radio station, the bathroom you're talking
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: about is an automatic flusher. It doesn't always work, so.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: You're going to go down that road is not checking,
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: but it's.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Not always your fault. If you hear it flush, you
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: assume that it's wrong.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: You turn around and see if it all went down,
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: and if not, you're reflushing.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: But sometimes we're on a time sensitive show. This is
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: a live morning radio program, so and there's several of
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: those here, so I don't have really a lot of time.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: It's quick in and out. So I'm not saying I'm guilty,
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: but I may have been.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: There's another one who should go to hell, and that's
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: the person who peeves all over the toilet and walks away.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: That's disgusting every day.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's a bad one. Yeah. They actually had
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: to create signs in the bathroom yea for people that said,
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: if you sprinkle when you tinkle, being sweetie, wipe the seat.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: It doesn't seem to be helping, right, maybe this person.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, yeah person, Yeah, that's the I think
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: the engineering department. Yes, because people were complaining so much
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: about what was going on there.
• 32:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and somebody says, can you please get respect as
• 33:00
  Speaker 12: possible and it's not really that urgent, and you know,
• 33:03
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna actually respond to you really quickly.
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: But now that you said that, it kind.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Of irks me a little bit, so maybe I won't
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: get it back to that soon.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Oh see, there's a little attitude a little bit. And
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: that's okay. Okay, this is what we call eventing section.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: What's up in Boston?
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: This is just BIB and we're back with Billy and
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Lisa in the morning.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: On Kiss one o eight.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: All right, let's wrap this baby up. It's been a
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: fun show. Thank you so much for joining. We appreciate
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: it so much taking time out of your day to
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: spend time with us on the Billion Lisa Show on
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Kiss one o eight. But we get out of here.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: I want to remind you the Noah contest is going on.
• 33:43
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• 33:46
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• 33:48
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• 33:57
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• 34:00
  Speaker 3: shows tomorrow and Saturday night at Fenway. Before we go, though,
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: I want to go back to the segment from earlier
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: this hour. I love this so much, so many people
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: checking in on this. There's a special place in hell
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  Speaker 3: for blank.
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: Nothing makes me angrier than when people throw cigarette books
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: out the window, like I just.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Don't get it.
• 34:25
  Speaker 9: And then especially in the summer, like let's just throw
• 34:28
  Speaker 9: fire out the window, roll the dice. See what happens.
• 34:33
  Speaker 9: Keep your own trash in your own car.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out to my mother in law.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Now I just flick them out the windows.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: That's my beautiful mother.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: And it really is a beautiful thing. When your witness that, You're.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Like, did that, You're like, wow, look at that, especially
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: when it bounces off your car. So when they flick
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: it out the window h your car and the sparks
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: flying out.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Look at that I want witnessed on Storo Drive. I
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: remember it like it was yesterday. It's a woman. There
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: used to be a really I'm not going to name names,
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: but there was a really popular restaurant in Boston. It
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: was a combination restaurant nightclub. And I knew the woman
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: owner of this place was riding on Store Drive right
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: in front of me. And I'm not making this up.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: She threw an entire bag of trash out onto Store
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: Drive on the window. Well in motion.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Oh that's terrible.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: And I never mentioned it tour, and I should have.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: You should have either way, Well, you're not drop something
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: on your non confrontational Yeah, that's how it is exactly.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: There is a special place in Hell for people who
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: leave their shopping carts in their parking spot.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Oh look, an open spot.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, I got.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: That's a big pet peeve too, if you don't walk
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: it back to the shopping cart parking station.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: There's a whole Instagram page about this called cot knocks.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: They just they just they wait the parking lot with
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: a video camera and they wait for someone not to
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: put the car back and then they confront them.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: You see it every time. It's awesome, somebody's doing it.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: You see it every time.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The trick is you park near where the carts go. Yes,
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: that's the trick if you want to try to save time.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: But he's right. You pull into to the basket right
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: market basket and you see a spot it's it's a
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: packed parking lot. Now there's a cart there.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a special place in hell for the people
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: that ride the h V lane all the way.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Until they see the cops and then cut in front
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: of you as of traffic right there.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the hro V lane creates a lot of aggravation
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: for people, you know what I mean. Absolutely, it's like, okay,
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: what are you doing in the ho V lane? You're
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: by yourself in a four door jeep? Right, But he's right,
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: that's what they do.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: They wait and they wait till they see the cops
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: and then they move over. Yeah.
• 36:57
  Speaker 12: My first talk back, there is a special place in
• 37:00
  Speaker 12: hell for people who stand so close to you in line,
• 37:05
  Speaker 12: especially if they're sniffling or chewing or something wildly.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: You mean, like at the cashier that was.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: On the list people who stand too close to you
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: on the subway.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well, if it's a pack that could kind
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: of understand. It's more when there's plenty of room, but
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: they're right up on you.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, especially at a line in a supermarket or something. Okay,
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: back off.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they get really close to you. And then if
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: they're like eating food or coughing or sneezing, that makes
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: it even worse.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: There's a special place in hell for people who take
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: their dogs out and do not clean up.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: After them after they go to the bathroom.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: Literally, I was walking my dog today and I'm like,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: it's just gross.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Like, why why do we have to do this?
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Pick up after your dog? It's so simple, get the bag,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: pick it up, and throw it away.
• 37:53
  Speaker 11: Makes the neighborhood look better there.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: It's just gross. She's right, that's a big one.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Every so often when I'm walking the dogs, especially
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: on grassy areas, I'll notice, oh, there's a poop, and
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: there's a poop. I think these people, this is their neighborhood.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: They just left it, you know, Yeah, you get up,
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: you got to pick it up.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: And also, like if you're not prepared and you don't
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: have a bag, go and get one, and then go
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: back and pick it up.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Always go back the next morning, remember where you left it,
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: or you know, if you find out where that person lives,
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: you pick it up and then you bring it back
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: to their house and you just put it on their
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: lawn or their front steps, or in a paper bag
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: that you then set on fire on the steps. You
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: ring their bell and you walk away. Yeah, or just
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: put it on the windshields of their car. Oh, that's
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: a good one, you know what I mean? How are
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: you doing now? Kind of a right?
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: More?
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Add to that, right? You put it kind of lower
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: on the windshields so they might not see it. Yeah,
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: So then then you know, they put the windshield wipers
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: on if it's raining.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Got you, guys, this is getting a little aggressive. This
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: is a little aggressive.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: This is where they blong. This is where they blind.
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: Hell, there's a special place in help for people who
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: haunt at you is the light turns green?
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Like, dude, what the heck? You know what I do?
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: That's happened to me twice in the last two weeks.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: You know what I do? As soon as the light
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: turns green, for lord, I leave you. Like, how you
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: doing now? Back there? Okay, I do the opposite.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, now I'm going okay and you're way behind.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: No, so what good did that little haunt?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Especially when they lean on it and it's like a
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: half second the light turned green.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Relax, Yeah, I do the opposite. I don't move, so
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: they get they get angrier and angrier, and they keep honking.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's what you gotta do. Yeah, this one's for you, Bill.
• 39:37
  Speaker 12: I have to say that people who whistle hit songs
• 39:42
  Speaker 12: in stores are so annoying.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: If I wanted to hear your rendition of a Bruno
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: mar song, I would ask you for it.