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Most Laughable Headline - What Made No Sense? | Fast Five Shorts · Omni Talk Retail

• 0:00
  Most
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  laughable
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  headline
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  of
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  the
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  year.
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  My
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  most
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  laughable
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  headline
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  was,
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  and
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  I
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  quote,
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  Starbucks
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  is
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  ditching
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  its
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  mobile
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  pickup
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  stores
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  due
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  to
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  lack
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  of
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  warmth
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  and
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  connection.
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  Yeah,
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  I
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  want
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  the
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  receipts.
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  I
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  want
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  to
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  know
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  who
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  is
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  saying
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  I'm
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  not
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  getting
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  warmth
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  and
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  connection
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  when
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  I
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  go
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  to
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  pick
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  up
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  my
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  perfectly
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  orchestrated
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  Starbucks
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  drink.
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  I
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  think
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  that's
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  a
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  load
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  of
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  Huey
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  and
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  I
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  again,
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  could
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  not
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  be
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  more
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  for
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  Starbucks
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  figuring
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  out
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  how
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  to
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  do
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  mobile
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  pickup
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  faster,
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  better
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  and,
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  and
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  really
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  just
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  make
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  that
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  money
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  on
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  the
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  side.
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  That's
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  recurring
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  revenue
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  and
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  focus
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  less
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  on
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  what
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  the
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  store
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  environment
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  looks
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  like.
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  I've
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  never
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  complained
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  about
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  warmth
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  and
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  connection
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  when
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  I'm
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  getting
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  my
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  coffee,
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  only
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  the
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  warmth
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  of
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  my
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  coffee.
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  So
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  that's
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  my
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  most
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  laughable
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  headline.
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  Yeah.
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  You
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  know,
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  I
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  think
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  you,
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  and
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  I
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  think
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  you
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  spun
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  me
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  in
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  your
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  direction
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  on
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  this
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  argument
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  too.
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  Like,
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  you
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  know,
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  and
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  it's.
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  You
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  inspired
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  me
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  to
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  write
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  an
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  article
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  about
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  it
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  too.
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  Like
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  in
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  the
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  sense
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  of
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  they've
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  got
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  to
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  do
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  something
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  on
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  this.
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  In
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  fact,
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  it's
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  going
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  to
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  come
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  up
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  in
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  our
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  last
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  prediction
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  too,
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  I
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  think
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  as
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  well.
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  But
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  Chad,
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  what
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  was
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  you,
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  what
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  was
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  your
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  most
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  laughable
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  headline?
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  So
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  I
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  contemplated
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  whether
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  I
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  wanted
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  laughable
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  to
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  be
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  just
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  like
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  a
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  bad
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  strategic
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  move
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  that
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  was
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  laughable
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  on
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  why
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  someone
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  would
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  try
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  it.
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  But
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  in
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  the
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  end
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  I
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  went
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  with
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  a
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  headline
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  that
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  just
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  honestly
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  made
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  me
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  laugh.
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  And
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  it's
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  more
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  CPG
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  than,
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  than
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  retail,
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  but
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  it
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  is
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  liquid
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  Death's
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  pit
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  Diaper
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  flies
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  off
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  the
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  shelves
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  following
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  a
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  viral
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  bathroom
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  incident.
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  Oh
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  my
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  God,
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  that's
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  right.
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  Now
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  I'm
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  not
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  sure
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  I
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  ever
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  found
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  out
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  what
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  the
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  viral
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  bathroom
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  incident
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  was
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  and
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  I
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  am
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  certainly
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  not
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  searching
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  for
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  it.
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  But
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  listen,
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  I
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  go
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  to
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  a
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  lot
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  of
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  concerts
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  during
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  the
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  year,
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  including
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  this
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  one
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  massive
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  four
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  day,
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  all
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  day,
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  all
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  night,
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  you
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  know,
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  festival.
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  Like
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  this
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  resident.
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  It's
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  a
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  classic,
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  you
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  know,
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  funny
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  because
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  it's
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  true
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  moment.
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  Like
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  I'm
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  still
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  young
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  enough
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  knock
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  on
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  wood
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  that
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  I'm
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  able
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  to
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  hang
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  on,
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  but
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  you
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  know,
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  you
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  get
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  enough
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  24
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  ounce
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  beer
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  cans
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  during
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  the
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  day
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  and
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  a
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  headliner
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  you
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  love,
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  you
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  know,
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  I
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  don't
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  know.
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  But
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  this
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  one,
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  this
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  one
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  definitely
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  made
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  me
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  laugh.
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  Like
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  you
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  get
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  up
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  in
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  the
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  front,
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  you
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  can't
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  go
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  run
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  out
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  of
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  the.
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  Bathroom
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  when
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  you
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  give
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  up
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  your
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  spot.
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  No,
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  no,
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  you
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  can't
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  give
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  up
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  your
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  spot.
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  So
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  you
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  got
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  to
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  very
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  strategically
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  figure
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  out
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  when
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  your
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  last
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  drink
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  of
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  the
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  evening
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  is
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  relative
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  to
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  the
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  bands
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  you
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  want
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  to
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  see.
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  No
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  doubt
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  about
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  it.
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  So
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  Chad,
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  I
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  guess
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  you
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  could
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  say
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  in
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  terms
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  of
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  your
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  interpretation
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  of
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  this
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  award,
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  I
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  guess
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  you
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  could
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  say
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  it
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  all
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  depends
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  on
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  how
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  you
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  want
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  to
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  how
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  you
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  want
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  to
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  perceive
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  it.
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  Is
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  that
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  right?
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  I
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  think
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  you
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  could
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  say
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  that.
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  Well
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  done.
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  Yeah,
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  well
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  done.
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  I'd
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  like
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  to
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  give
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  you
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  a
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  huggy.
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  Right.
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  Nice.
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  Nice.
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  Way
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  to
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  double
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  down.
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  All
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  right,
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  so
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  mine.
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  Mine
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  is
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  mine.
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  I
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  went
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  the
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  opposite
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  way.
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  I
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  went.
• 2:41
  I
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  went
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  on,
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  like,
• 2:42
  the
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  strategy
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  mover.
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  I
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  just
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  read
• 2:43
  it
• 2:43
  and
• 2:43
  I
• 2:43
  was
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  like,
• 2:44
  what
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  the
• 2:44
  heck
• 2:44
  is
• 2:44
  going
• 2:44
  on
• 2:45
  here?
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  And
• 2:45
  that.
• 2:45
  I
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  hate
• 2:45
  to
• 2:46
  say
• 2:46
  it,
• 2:46
  but
• 2:46
  it
• 2:46
  was
• 2:46
  target
• 2:46
  small,
• 2:47
  small
• 2:48
  town
• 2:48
  strategy.
• 2:49
  Um,
• 2:49
  that
• 2:50
  to
• 2:50
  me
• 2:50
  seems
• 2:50
  like
• 2:50
  a
• 2:50
  PR
• 2:51
  reach
• 2:51
  when
• 2:51
  you
• 2:51
  don't
• 2:52
  have
• 2:52
  any
• 2:52
  ability
• 2:53
  to
• 2:53
  grow
• 2:53
  in
• 2:53
  the
• 2:53
  suburban
• 2:54
  markets.
• 2:54
  Your
• 2:55
  urban
• 2:55
  strategy
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  is
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  not
• 2:56
  working
• 2:56
  as
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  well.
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  And
• 2:57
  having
• 2:58
  run
• 2:58
  stores
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  in
• 2:58
  small
• 2:59
  towns
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  like
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  Casper,
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  Wyoming
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  and
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  Scottsbluff,
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  Nebraska,
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  I
• 3:01
  just.
• 3:02
  I
• 3:02
  just
• 3:02
  don't
• 3:02
  think
• 3:02
  there's
• 3:02
  a
• 3:03
  play
• 3:03
  there.
• 3:03
  So
• 3:03
  that
• 3:03
  one
• 3:04
  still,
• 3:04
  still,
• 3:05
  unfortunately,
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  makes
• 3:05
  me
• 3:06
  chuckle.