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You Can Suck Our Toes · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 2: Oh, Jack, you don't seem very groovy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you're dressed nice. I mean, you have on your dress.
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  Speaker 3: You have a meeting today. Uh, no, have magical dining tonight.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, date night at the bread shop.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking to, uh, Scott Maxwell yesterday before his,
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  Speaker 2: So we, we used it, but, um, Trying to set
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  Speaker 2: up Magical Dining for him. And, man, I got to
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  Speaker 2: tell you, dude, we're crushing this year's Magical Dining. Where
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  Speaker 2: are you guys going?
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  Speaker 3: On I-Drive. It's a restaurant I've never been to called
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  Speaker 3: The I.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: The I on I-Drive. Oh, very cool. But the restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: It's The I Restaurant. Oh, all right. Is that for the...
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  Speaker 3: Not The I... Ferris wheel thingy? Ferris wheel. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: That's not very romantic, though.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 4: That is romantic.
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  Speaker 3: I can't rule that out. Maybe it is a Ferris wheel.
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  Speaker 7: If you're not terrified of heights, because if anyone in
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  Speaker 7: your party is, they're going to end up clinging like
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  Speaker 7: a cat to the center.
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  Speaker 2: But you have to share that gondola with other people, right?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's not romantic.
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  Speaker 2: How are you going to bang it out with everybody?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Dump that.
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  Speaker 7: They'll be able to see from the ground, dude, it's
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  Speaker 7: a glass capsule.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but just imagine, like, if you were eating in that,
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  Speaker 3: it's like, I need a new fork, and you've got
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  Speaker 3: to wait until you go all the way around until
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  Speaker 3: your server comes back.
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  Speaker 2: One thing I found out about restaurants that have, like,
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  Speaker 2: a gimmick is usually the gimmick is better than the food.
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  Speaker 2: I went to the Needle in Seattle.
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  Speaker 3: Possibly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Sky Needle, whatever it is. There's a restaurant
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  Speaker 2: up there. I think that's where it was. There's also
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  Speaker 2: one in Canada where you can go up there and
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  Speaker 2: you go to the top and then you do the
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  Speaker 2: restaurant and it rotates, right?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: So you get that view and stuff. And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I would much rather have a dinner I could consume
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  Speaker 2: on a restaurant that stays still because it rotates and
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  Speaker 2: that's cool, but it doesn't rotate where there's good food
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  Speaker 2: because it was not good. Oh, but it was expensive.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Of course.
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  Speaker 8: See, I still don't mind an animatronic gorilla over my shoulder.
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  Speaker 3: But you know what you're getting going in.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if you're charging me, you know, if my
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  Speaker 2: meal is going to be with a couple of drinks, 120,
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  Speaker 2: 30 bucks, and there's a gimmick, I need the meal
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  Speaker 2: and the gimmick to kind of hold up together. Like
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  Speaker 2: if I go to King Henry's feast or any of
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  Speaker 2: the shows around town that have dinner attached to them,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not expecting like to be blown away by the
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  Speaker 2: culinary whims of the chef as I'm watching jousting. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're lowering your culinary expectations when you're getting a show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're evening it out. I mean, rarely do you get both.
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  Speaker 2: There's a balance, right?
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  Speaker 8: There's a balance because I don't... When you go out
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  Speaker 8: to one of those things where you see all the
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  Speaker 8: horses and then the.
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  Speaker 3: What is it called when they stab each other on
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  Speaker 3: the horse?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, jousting.
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  Speaker 3: Jousting, thank you. Whenever they're jousting.
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  Speaker 8: But when you have a small theme to it.
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  Speaker 3: With a small story, like on the front page of
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  Speaker 3: a menu.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it goes like, our story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Dr.
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  Speaker 8: Baccarat was here. creating these potions for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Like sleuths was actually a pretty good time i and
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  Speaker 2: that food wasn't terrible i've never done any of that
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  Speaker 2: oh my god i've never done the medieval times no
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  Speaker 2: way i've always.
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  Speaker 9: Wanted to dude buddy listen that's it's still open i
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  Speaker 9: will tell you in my opinion in my humble opinion
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  Speaker 9: that is like a rite of passage in orlando i
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  Speaker 9: think maybe even more so than the parks a little.
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  Speaker 3: Bit the challenge for me is that's something you would
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  Speaker 3: do with friends.
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  Speaker 7: Now, what I've seen a lot on reels is fathers
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  Speaker 7: finding out that their daughters have a thing for men
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  Speaker 7: who ride horseback and like to joust.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 7: I'm just saying there's a lot of reels with young
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  Speaker 7: women going, oh, dad, this is so, oh, my God.
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  Speaker 8: Me and the guys went to Medieval Times for Joel's birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 8: That's a good time. He celebrated his 43rd there. Just
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  Speaker 8: you and the bros?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And his family.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and the family, right? You brought your wife and stuff, whatever, right?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no way, really? No, no.
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  Speaker 8: Did not bring the wife. It was just him, me.
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  Speaker 8: Another friend, another friend, rest of Joel's family.
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  Speaker 2: What's open anymore? I think the Pirates one is still going, right?
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  Speaker 3: That one, I don't. Is it? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I got homies up in that show. I think Pirates
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  Speaker 2: is still going. And I know that King, not King
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  Speaker 2: Henry's Feast, but the one we just mentioned.
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  Speaker 4: Medieval Times.
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  Speaker 2: That one's still going, but Arabian Nights is done, right?
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  Speaker 4: That's done.
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  Speaker 7: Now, somebody did text us and say they had dinner
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  Speaker 7: at the Space Needle in the 90s.
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  Speaker 4: Don't feel bad, Jimmy. They got food poisoning.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: So they got they got a restaurant that spends a
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  Speaker 4: big bill.
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  Speaker 3: And I.
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  Speaker 2: Have two things for spending there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
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  Speaker 7: Now, somebody texted about Dolly's Dixie Stampede. I thought that
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  Speaker 7: had left years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been out of business for a while, actually.
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  Speaker 2: And then, you know, do you know, do you remember
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  Speaker 2: what it became after Dixie Stampede?
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  Speaker 3: It had a gimmick.
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  Speaker 2: Jack, do you remember it?
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  Speaker 3: I do not. Monster trucks. It wasn't monster. Oh, the
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  Speaker 3: big truck. Yeah. It was a car. Race or something.
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  Speaker 3: Race Rock?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it was Race Rock. Race Rock was
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  Speaker 2: over where... That was a night drive thing. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 2: was a night drive thing. I think that is now Buster...
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  Speaker 2: Dave and Buster's is what I think that is now.
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  Speaker 2: Dixie Stampede was this, by the way, for people who
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  Speaker 2: do not remember Dixie Stampede, Dolly Parton had basically what
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  Speaker 2: was a rodeo.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was a rodeo show, but there was also other
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  Speaker 2: kind of exotic animals there. Weren't there like camels and
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  Speaker 2: stuff as well?
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  Speaker 4: I believe so.
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  Speaker 10: Emus.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So they would do like a rodeo, and you would
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  Speaker 2: sit there and eat while you did the rodeo. It
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  Speaker 2: did not work, and I don't even remember why. I
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  Speaker 2: just don't know if there was a lot of interest
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  Speaker 2: in it. And a lot of saturation with other places.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing I remember it turning into is at
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  Speaker 2: one point, I believe, it was considered the world's biggest
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  Speaker 2: pizza restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. I think that's what happened to it.
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  Speaker 2: I think it turned into what they tried to claim
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  Speaker 2: was the world's largest pizza restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: Because it was just gigantic, right?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was huge.
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  Speaker 3: It was a freaking rodeo. But I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't really know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: There's a themed restaurant over at Epic Universe that I
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  Speaker 8: am kind of in love with, that it's like Atlantis
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  Speaker 8: kind of thing. It was underneath the sea. The captain
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  Speaker 8: of the ship, the captain of the restaurant kind of
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  Speaker 8: thing is not.
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  Speaker 2: Here, but we're looking for him. Yeah, yeah. Which one
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  Speaker 2: was that? I'm trying to remember what it's called. There
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  Speaker 2: was a really fancy one for a while over in
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  Speaker 2: that area that was in an aquarium. And I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if it's there anymore or if they changed the theme,
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  Speaker 2: but the whole idea was, is you dined in a
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  Speaker 2: restaurant that basically had an aquarium around it. And I
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  Speaker 2: can't remember what the name was. I went with my ex-wife.
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  Speaker 4: Where was this?
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  Speaker 2: The Atlantic is the restaurant that I'm referring to. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this one was not the Atlantic, I don't believe. It
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  Speaker 2: was Seven Seas or Seven Leagues or something.
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  Speaker 3: At Disney, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was something out there at Disney, I remember.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, because when I used to work there, I had
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  Speaker 7: set up for some British radio host to broadcast live
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  Speaker 7: while they scuba dove.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So they'd be in the tank hanging out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun.
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  Speaker 3: You never hear scuba dove. Scuba dive.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: What is the proper word for past tense?
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  Speaker 8: That's why I kind of called it out. I was like,
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  Speaker 8: I'm just appreciating the fact that I heard scuba dove.
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  Speaker 4: Jack is the only scuba diver that we have.
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  Speaker 3: That I think is right. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Scuba diving we know is right scuba diver we know
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  Speaker 2: is right.
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  Speaker 7: Someone texted us earlier at 77031 what aggravates me is
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  Speaker 7: that to keep with the times right at medieval times
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  Speaker 7: you don't get any silverware so you have to eat
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  Speaker 7: with your hands but if you want a beer then
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  Speaker 7: bring out a tablet and charge your card right there I.
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  Speaker 2: Thought the whole thing with your entry fee is that
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  Speaker 2: you get free beer Because, dude, when we used to
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  Speaker 2: go to King Henry's Feast, like one of the thing was.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, you're talking either late 80s or early 90s, dude.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think anything's given away for free anymore.
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  Speaker 2: You have never been hammered on Milwaukee's Best more. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: because that's what they're bringing you out. I mean, lukewarm
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  Speaker 2: Milwaukee's Best.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, buddy, welcome to the early nights of quarter beer
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  Speaker 3: night at Calico Jack's. Like five kegs is $ 10? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We are big medieval time people. Really?
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  Speaker 8: Over in good sauce land, we try to go once
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  Speaker 8: a year. I find a lot of millennials. That's like
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  Speaker 8: a big thing.
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  Speaker 2: Like the retro thing?
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  Speaker 3: It's just, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: There's a young couple that works with Chris, and that
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  Speaker 7: was one of their first dates was medieval times. They
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  Speaker 7: had the photo prominently displayed in their house.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. I have a photo.
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  Speaker 8: Olivia is basically, I don't know, 15 months pregnant at
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  Speaker 8: the time. I thought you were going to say 15
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  Speaker 8: years old.
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  Speaker 3: No, she was.
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  Speaker 8: She did go to medieval times because I have that
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  Speaker 8: pregnant photo.
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  Speaker 3: It's one of the greatest photos. You brought up the photo.
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  Speaker 3: It's me, her.
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  Speaker 8: I'm holding the baby through the, you know, the belly
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  Speaker 8: through the. belly and it's awkward yeah because we're both
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  Speaker 8: wearing paper crowns Taking it very seriously. You guys remember
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  Speaker 8: there was one out there called Capone's?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Which was supposed to be like an Italian place. Like
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  Speaker 2: a gangster Italian kind of place or whatever. Shout out
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  Speaker 2: to Bunny, dude. That was the Bunny the character. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I know about these dinner theaters, man.
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  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Dude, the Blue Pirate owes me 10 bucks. I'm telling you, dude.
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  Speaker 8: These are my guys.
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  Speaker 2: Not that you're holding on to that. Somebody said it
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  Speaker 2: was called the Coral Reef Restaurant. I don't remember that
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  Speaker 2: being the name.
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  Speaker 4: I don't either.
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  Speaker 2: I remember it being something a little bit more like
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  Speaker 2: it had the word league or something in there like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's a very sea. Not that Coral Reef isn't, but
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember it being that.
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  Speaker 3: Living Seas. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: The Living Seas.
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  Speaker 3: There we go.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what it was.
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  Speaker 8: I am a fan of a good gimmick in a restaurant,
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  Speaker 8: but there is a balance to it.
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  Speaker 2: What is the best one, though? If you're going to
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  Speaker 2: get a gimmick in a restaurant and you're also going
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  Speaker 2: to get great food, what's that combo?
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  Speaker 4: Medieval Times?
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  Speaker 7: No, no.
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  Speaker 3: I think that place that was at.
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  Speaker 2: Was it universal or at epcot for a while with
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  Speaker 2: the dinosaurs what was that.
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  Speaker 3: One t-rex cafe yeah the dinosaur cafe.
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  Speaker 2: Or something wasn't it like that where the dinosaurs and
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  Speaker 2: it had and it was like the whole thing was
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  Speaker 2: like you're living in a paddock or some sort or
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  Speaker 2: you remember.
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  Speaker 3: That it's one thing to have a motif it's the
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  Speaker 3: other to be like you're immersed into the environment yeah
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  Speaker 3: yeah yeah which i think is what you got with
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  Speaker 3: medieval time yeah that's immersion.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on now, what? That's a show as well, dude.
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  Speaker 3: It's a show, but it's immersion. Even as the audience,
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  Speaker 3: you're playing the part. Oh, I got you.
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  Speaker 7: And you have to eat with your hands, so you're
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  Speaker 7: keeping with the times until they come to charge you
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  Speaker 7: with that tablet for your beer.
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  Speaker 8: Then you get that hot buzz off that third beer,
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  Speaker 8: so you're kind of yelling.
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  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, your volume goes up.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go, Blue Night! Let's go!
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  Speaker 2: They start getting real disrespectful to the other knights.
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  Speaker 3: More wine! And their fans. Yeah, you start, you don't
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  Speaker 3: know me!
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  Speaker 11: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You start contemplating if you can throw that mug across
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  Speaker 2: the entire arena.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, king. Yeah. I've disgraced the land.
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  Speaker 2: That's my favorite part of the entire thing, when the
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  Speaker 2: king comes out at the very top of the thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, what a job, dude. You just come out
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  Speaker 2: there and sit on that throne.
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  Speaker 3: All of a.
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  Speaker 8: Sudden, a hawk lands on your shoulder. Texter says Capone's
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  Speaker 8: is still around.
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  Speaker 3: Is it really?
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: There you go. Somebody said scuba dove is proper. I
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  Speaker 2: don't understand that.
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  Speaker 12: Hell yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: I've never heard scuba dove before. Well, we did it.
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  Speaker 2: All right. 407-916-1041. Text us at 77031. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: talk about Orlando Money Hunt. Have you guys seen this?
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  Speaker 6: I have.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, my daughter is losing her blanking mind. I think
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  Speaker 3: I have.
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  Speaker 2: Over this Orlando Money Hunt. Now, I think it's a
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  Speaker 2: TikTok slash Instagram thing. I found it on Instagram.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it's basically where this guy has a black rubber
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  Speaker 2: glove on, and then there's this goat.
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: No, I'm joking.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: And he will video himself putting a wad of cash. Now,
• 12:59
  Speaker 2: I've got a question. He'll hide it somewhere and then
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: kind of scan the area to give you some clues
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: of where it is. But, I mean, here's the thing.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: He does that old thing where it's like a wad
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: of money wrapped up with rubber bands, and there's 100
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: on the outside.
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: But you don't, it could be singles. It could just
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: be paper.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: And I'm not saying that it's not still worth the hunt.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, finding a hundred free dollars is still a
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: hundred free dollars, but I don't think for one second,
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: that's like 10 K and that's exactly what it looks like.
• 13:25
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: A lot of hundreds like that would be a lot
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: of dough.
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: I saw one of the videos where it was like
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: in the base of a lamp, like a outside lamp.
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: And I just checked the comments. It said money was found.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, later.
• 13:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: And the one he puts it in a gator mouth
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: over by the science center.
• 13:43
  Speaker 14: Oh, really?
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: And then he backs off to the side to film it,
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: and a dude rolls up on an electric bike and
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: gets it, and it makes his entire– the dude almost
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: breaks down in tears that he finds that money and
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: starts kind of waving and thumbs up to the guy
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: because he sees him videotaping him. Rainforest Cafe, by the way.
• 13:57
  Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Rainforest Cafe.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: That's my gorilla animatronic reference. Oh, yeah, the greatest.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: That's my thing. Did you get to see a cougar
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: next to a cougar? All right.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: 407-916-1041.
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Again, you can always text the show at 77031.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Deb, got some news?
• 14:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, say hello to Tropical Storm Dolly. The governor denies
• 14:14
  Speaker 7: wrongdoing in the Hope, Florida scandal.
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: Man, it's getting juicy.
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: How national news front page juicy is this? Because that's
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: where it was all morning.
• 14:24
  Speaker 7: Well, it's just juicy right here at home. Don't even
• 14:27
  Speaker 7: have to leave the neighborhood to get your extra tea today.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: Juicy like 2005 pants.
• 14:32
  Speaker 7: And then what are the least hardworking states? We'll talk
• 14:35
  Speaker 7: about that and more coming up next during JCS News.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: You got it. Let's take a little break. We'll come
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: back and get Dad's news and continue on with the
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Jim Colbert Show.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Hey, Colbert crew.
• 14:57
  Speaker 16: You were just talking about medieval times and love that place.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: We go a couple of times a year.
• 15:04
  Speaker 17: Really?
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: But it will always remind me of the cable guy.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: Forever.
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: It will always be associated with that.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Movie, which I love that movie. So that's OK.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: OK, bye. They shot that here, right? Jimmy, come on.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: What?
• 15:19
  Speaker 18: King Henry's Feast?
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude.
• 15:22
  Speaker 7: What's next?
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: You're going to go to Watermania and Splendid China? He
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: ain't wrong. I'm at the Mystery Funhouse tonight, dude. JCS crew.
• 15:32
  Speaker 19: Great topic about themed restaurants. I knew a guy that
• 15:36
  Speaker 19: worked at Medieval Times, and he came walking in to
• 15:39
  Speaker 19: the bar, and he had a neck brace on. He
• 15:42
  Speaker 19: went to go and look in the curtains to see
• 15:44
  Speaker 19: if the horses were coming out, At the exact same
• 15:46
  Speaker 19: time the horses were coming out.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. Not good. Not fun.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: already at 104.1. Thanks for tuning in. We appreciate that, guys.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Hope you're having a good Thursday. Probably going to be
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: a little rainy out there this afternoon. I don't know
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: about worse than yesterday. Yesterday was pretty gnarly.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: We're used to it.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: It's Florida in August.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: I'm Jim. There's Deb. Hello.
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: Jack.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: And Sauce.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Believe in yourself. And Deb has your news. Let's get it.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: It's time for JCS News.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Wow, has this guy.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: Got to put his name on everything?
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: It's in my contract, dude.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Here's the news on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: And JCS News is always brought to you by that
• 16:32
  Speaker 7: mortgage guy, Don.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Don.
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: Doral-based Global Empowerment Mission, we've talked about them before because
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: they already have teams in Colombia and Venezuela, are en
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: route to Nepal after unprecedented flash flooding devastated regions along
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: the Tibet border. Teams are delivering emergency aid to survivors
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: as rescuers search for over 1,300 people missing in the disaster.
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: Officials put the death toll at over 330, while over
• 16:57
  Speaker 7: 1,000 again are reported missing, mostly foreign tourists, including dozens
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: of Americans. Back stateside, Tropical Storm Dolly has formed, but
• 17:06
  Speaker 7: it's not expected to impact the U.S.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Too soon.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: Right now, it's way too early to say long-term effects.
• 17:12
  Speaker 20: The models are pretty consistent about the system weakening as
• 17:15
  Speaker 20: it moves over the western Atlantic.
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: Eric Blake at the National Hurricane Center in Miami says
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: Dolly developed over the central Atlantic today, packing maximum sustained
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: winds of 40 miles per hour. Dolly is heading into
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: hostile conditions. Don't you do that to Dolly. And will
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: break apart probably by tomorrow, keeping it far away from us.
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: It is expected to bring some gusty downpours over the
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: Leeward Islands and Puerto Rico by this weekend. And, of course,
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: a water crisis in Puerto Rico where just weeks ago
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: they had to have water trucks installed. as reservoirs and
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: cisterns have dried up across the island. So hopefully these
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: rain showers will help.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: And, you know, again... What are the chances? I know
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: this is predetermined, right?
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: It is. Like years ago, the naming of a storm? No,
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: they picked it last week.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: They do it every year.
• 17:58
  Speaker 7: But if you remember, we had talked about when the
• 18:00
  Speaker 7: hurricane season began June 1st, what some of the names
• 18:03
  Speaker 7: were going to be. And we had talked about Dolly.
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: You know, you can't name a storm Dolly. But yeah,
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: this name had been picked last year. They say it's
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: literally just by coincidence that the name of the storm
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: happened just two days after Dolly Parton died.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Wow. All right.
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: Check your freezer and your fridge because nearly 30,000 pounds
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: of imported Argentine beef are being recalled after bypassing federal
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: safety inspections. Aventura-based Corte Argentino distributed the frozen cuts statewide
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: and officials warn consumers.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: to dump the.
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: Meat immediately damn really they're not even saying take it
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: back for a refund or they're saying dump the meat
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: immediately do not eat it do not feed it to
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: your animals this is this is part of the problem
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: argentinian beef right they said that they have a lot
• 18:54
  Speaker 7: of agricultural pests they may not go through the same
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: inspections that beef has now ended up and American grocery stores.
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: So the steaks feature use-by or freeze-by dates for mid-September.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: They also don't lose the World Cup finals very well.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: No, they don't.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: They're very tough and angry. So when the president okayed
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: more foreign beef to be brought into our market is...
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: This is the beef.
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: This is the beef that not only did the EU
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: say they weren't going to accept China beef, Also said
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: they were not going to accept this beef.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I also read yesterday that Florida was one of the
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: first states that that was distributed to. Like 30,000 pounds
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: of it or something came here first.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: So it's ground beef. They said it was trimmings, right?
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: So after all the nice cuts have been made, then
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: this is what's left over and that this would be
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: folded into ground beef.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: So you may want to avoid the ground beef for
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: the next few months.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we may talk about that country of origin labeling.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: a little bit later in the program as well.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: And this is a story we've been talking about because
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: cattle producers from Montana, Florida, Minnesota have been saying you're
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: going to decimate American cattle producers by doing this.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: It is the number one thing talked about on social
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: media today is this beef scenario.
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because it's so dangerous. Again, they say dump the
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: meat immediately. There are no other options. That's not a
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: good sign. Hospital wait times could be going up, staffing
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: going down, and community care programs slashed if Florida voters
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: approve that property tax amendment on November's ballot. The Florida
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: Policy Institute analysis finds public hospitals could lose about $ 325
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: million in property tax revenue over the next three years.
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: In South Florida, Broward Health's 25 facilities alone losing more
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: than $ 100 million. Jackson Health System in Miami-Dade County would
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: be out $ 64 million. Up in the Panhandle, Baker County
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: Hospital Authority, Northlake County Hospital District, and the West Volusia
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: Hospital Authority, you know, pretty much all of us, would
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: each lose more than half of their total revenues.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I saw Seminole County printed today on social that they
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: would lose like $ 300 million or something in property tax value.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: And I looked at my hometown to see what percentage
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: of their city budget is made up from property taxes
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: it's 40 to 50 percent.
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah a lot of the like palatka you're looking at
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: debarry i mean some of those cities may not be
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: able because they're their bedroom communities.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: We have some fat manufacturing out there but it's it's
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: basically one company you know it's georgia pacific which is
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: a coke brothers company but you know it is a
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: 40 to 50 percent of their entire city budget is
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: made up of property.
• 21:25
  Speaker 7: Tax Well, some state officials are accused of running a
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: sophisticated scheme to divert money from a Medicaid settlement. A
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: state grand jury ruled in January the DeSantis administration misappropriated
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: $ 10 million in taxpayer funds to the Hope Florida Foundation.
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: The money was from a settlement with a Medicaid vendor
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: called the Centene Corporation for overbilling the state for prescription drugs.
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: Governor Ron DeSantis says his administration, well, they did nothing wrong.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: There was no diversion of any Medicaid funds. That was
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: a private settlement.
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: The money was supposed to give poor kids health insurance,
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: but it was allegedly sent to two political action committees,
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: or PACs, and the Republican Party of Florida. From there,
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: the money was allegedly used to help defeat a referendum
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: to legalize marijuana as well as an abortion amendment. The
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: grand jury, though, finds there's not enough evidence to charge
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: anyone criminally. Does not mean lawmakers are not losing their mind.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: During a press conference today in the villages, Florida Attorney
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: General James Uthmeyer, who happened to be the governor's chief
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: of staff when the settlement was made, before being gifted
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: the job, today actually went after a News 6 reporter, quote,
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: are you trying to solicit a crime, end quote, just
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: by simply asking a question about this grand jury report.
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: The attorney general tried to act like the reporter asking
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: a question about a grand jury report that's already been
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: released and has been covered by many news organizations.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: With somehow them trying to solicit a crime. Shame on you, Uthmeyer.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if it's really going to affect
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: it that much, but I know one person could be
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: really affected by this, and of course it's Ashley Moody.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's running for office, and she's going to
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: have to deal with this in November, people bringing this up.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: And every post, by the way, that I've seen about
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: this on Facebook or on social media, when you read
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: the comments, people are uncool.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Well, good.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: They should be.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: They were reminding them every time.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, Ashley Moody had the balls to put up
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: something today about can you believe this or whatever, and
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: it did not go well for her in the comments.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: People are just kind of done with all this stuff.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Because you can say misappropriation. You can say whatever you want,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: but that money was not supposed to go to two
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: PACs to try to defeat legislation that was moving through
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: the system. That was not supposed to work.
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: And that's the dark money that people want out of politics.
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: All right, the name of the suspended Palm Beach County
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: Clerk of Court and Comptroller will be on the November ballot.
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: Mike Caruso is still in the Orange County Jail on
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: charges of child sex abuse, but the Palm Beach County
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: Supervisor of Elections confirms that the results of last week's
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: primary have now been certified, and she never received a
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: notice of withdrawal. Local Republicans can choose a replacement candidate
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: to go against the Democrat on the ballot if Caruso
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: does eventually drop out of the race. What do you
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: think he's going to let his name remain on the ballot?
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: Do you think he has enough hubris to think?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: No, no, it's gone.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: It has to be.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: Well, but that person's name cannot be on the ballot
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: at this point. And any vote for Caruso would go
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: to the GOP chosen candidate. Meanwhile, a spokesperson for Caruso
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: says he has hired Harvey Weinstein's former attorney. Donna Rotano
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: to help him fight the charges.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 24:30
  Speaker 7: A new report offers some details on why a police
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: chief in Lake County lost his job. Documents released yesterday
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: show former Groveland police chief Sean Ramsey was fired this
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: week for not appropriately punishing an employee. Sergeant Alexander Jarrell
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: was found to be speeding with his emergency lights on,
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: even though he was not responding to an emergency officer.
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: Gerald was given a three-day suspension and six months probation,
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: but city officials thought that was simply too lenient. They
• 24:59
  Speaker 7: also accused Ramsey of misleading them when he told them
• 25:01
  Speaker 7: that that was Gerald's first offense.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: It was not.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: According to investigators, it was actually his third.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Going over 100 miles an hour.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: With his lights on. That's the third time he did it.
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: So Ramsey's lawyer says the firing was retaliation for whistleblower complaints.
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: This is why I couldn't be a police officer. Amongst
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: other reasons. But that's one of them. That's one of them.
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: I think I would have a little bit too much
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: fun with those lights.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: At least you're honest about it. I'm self-aware, man. I'm
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: not going to the academy. And that speaker.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: That speaker, man. To be able to just get on your...
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: And just talk to people out on the sidewalk.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: How much fun would that be? Are you out of
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: your mind? That'd be the greatest. I used to have
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: that in my first car. Did you really? I had, yeah,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: I had a CB, which was, I had a PA
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: horn under the hood. Oh, of course you did. So
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: on my CB, all I, you know, you could talk
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: and blast it to whoever you want. Did you have
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: a train horn in your car as well? I did
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: not have the train horn. I always wanted that.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I wanted the Dukes of Hazzard horn. That's my grandfather.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: My grandfather used to ride up behind people in his
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: old van.
• 25:58
  Speaker 12: Oh, no.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: And he had an air horn. I mean, like, right
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: behind cyclers. The great evil laugh. I've never seen, that's
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: the happiest that old man ever was.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: I used to play the beginning of Billy Joel's Goodnight
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Saigon has helicopters coming in. Oh, no. Just put that
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: on the PA and watch people looking around for all
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: these helicopters that are not there.
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: You probably triggered people's PTSD. Jim, before you even finish
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: that sentence, yes, it is illegal. there's no way it
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: can't be illegal i didn't even say it i just
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: said it's got to be and you said and then
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: also just to confirm this police officer was just basically
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: gone in 16 16 second team everywhere like he was
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: just speeding oh yeah i.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Mean he was one time it was 111 miles an
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: hour i think it was 104 and then.
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: Whatever yeah i mean he basically a super speeder yeah
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: wearing a uniform All right, local schools continue to deal
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: with drops in student enrollment.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: This is heartbreaking.
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: The Orlando Sentinel reported yesterday that public schools in Central Florida, Jimmy,
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: I know you know the number, but Jack and Ross,
• 27:01
  Speaker 7: they reported that Central Florida schools have this many fewer
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: students this year than last year.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: What would you say the number is?
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I would say 40,000.
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: I thought this was going to be a percentage thing,
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: so I'll take 10,000.
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: Points, Ross, actually not so bad. 12,000 students, bad enough, right?
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: Orange County is down almost 7,700 students. Seminole and Osceola
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: Counties each saw a decline of about 2,000 students. And
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: Lake County is down about 200 students. Overall, the Sentinel
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: reports these numbers represent a drop between 3% and 4%.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: There you go, Ross, compared to last year. All right,
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: speaking of schools, you want to feel like a slacker?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, man, I'm way ahead of you.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: A former Miami-Dade College engineering professor is in the Guinness
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: Book of World Records.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: Nathan Thomas was cited last month as the youngest professor
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: ever for teaching in 2023 at just 18 years old.
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: He broke a record that had stood for over 300 years.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Get out of here, really?
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: Thomas attended Miami Dade College when he was just 10,
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: got his high school diploma and associate's degree at 14,
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: graduated from FIU at 16, and earned a master's in
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: electrical engineering at 18.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Jeez Louise.
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: Thomas is now 20, and he stopped teaching so he
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: can attend law school at the University of Miami.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: You hire a 20-year-old lawyer?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: With that resume?
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: He says he wasn't all that excited when he found
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: out he made the Guinness Book of World Records and
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: he tells the Miami Herald his reaction was, oh, Pretty cool,
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: I guess.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I guess when you do all that
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: other stuff, that probably seems trivial.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: So he's a real fawn. Yeah, yeah. All right.
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: You're going to want to step outside tonight because we
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: have a celestial sight in store, a near full lunar eclipse.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: A blood moon eclipse will be visible starting tonight. just
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: after 10.30 p.m., with it peaking about midnight.
• 29:09
  Speaker 13: It always turns an unpredictable shade of orangish-red. I've even
• 29:13
  Speaker 13: seen them sometimes.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Brown and more bronze-colored.
• 29:16
  Speaker 13: And the reason it's unpredictable is because it depends on
• 29:20
  Speaker 13: how much dust and dirt there is.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: In the atmosphere.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: So Broward College's Bueller, Bueller?
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Bueller.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Bueller.
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: Planetarium director Mark Bennett says with about 95% of the
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: moon in the Earth's shadow, we'll see just a faint
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: sliver of white. And unlike a solar eclipse, no protective
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: glasses are needed. Neither are telescopes or binoculars. they say
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: this is actually one of the better naked eyes celestial
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: events that you can see well our next partial lunar
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: eclipse is february twentieth twenty twenty seven right with a
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: total eclipse visible in florida.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: In june of twenty twenty nine well.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: You know so it's like the moon but like way
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: smaller right and.
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: Then finally this has been ranked as the least hard-working
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: state in the country in twenty twenty six is according
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: to a new WalletHub report. What say you on the
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: least hardworking state? What do you think it is?
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Somebody else go first.
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Go ahead, Jack.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: Ross.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Who did this survey? What's Scrooge?
• 30:20
  Speaker 8: But someone walked into a boardroom and was like, guys,
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: we got to tear down the walls.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: We got to shoot some shots here. Yeah, people need
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: to know. People got to know who are the lazy Minnesota.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: You said Minnesota? I don't know. It was the first
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: thing that jumped out to my mind. I've never been there. Hawaii.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, Jack. I'm going to go West by God, Virginia.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: How about Michigan?
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: Michigan has been ranked as the least hardworking state in
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: the country in 2026. How do they factor that? That's
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: according to a new WalletHub report, which ranked how hard
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: each state works based on factors such as average workweek hours,
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: the number of workers with multiple jobs, and average leisure
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: time spent per day. So Michigan took 50th place, meaning
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: it's the least hardworking. The hardest working state was?
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Texas.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Hawaii.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: You're such a dick. Oh, God.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Is it Canada?
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. That's okay. Let's see. I will go Idaho. Okay.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: South Dakota.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: I was close. You were close. You were close. How
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: is that even possible? There's like eight people in South Dakota.
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: Are they all pulling doubles? Followed by North Dakota.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: And Alaska. And if you've been– I mean, again, those
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: farms up there, that's thousands and thousands and thousands of
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: acres they're farming up there.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: That's no small thing.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: And there's not that many people.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: No.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: So there's not like a plethora of people to pull from.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: And in Alaska, it's all the oil.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: And logging and all this stuff up there.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fishing.
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: Some very, very difficult industries to work in and some
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: of the more dangerous as well.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: And methamphetamines. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: They get paid up there, though, dude.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: They get paid, but.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: You know where to go to spend it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: Those Dakotas be itching some scabs every now and then, though.
• 32:13
  Speaker 8: So they got some uppers running through their blood. Well,
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: the reason they can work so hard is they never sleep.
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: And I'm telling you why. Methamphetamines.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: And that concludes your JCS News.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: I don't want to go. Oh, very nice.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Was that too abrupt? Can we practice this?
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it was. How about you practice it?
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: I'm going to play the bass. I think he does
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: a great job.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I think he does, too. Thanks, man.
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: I really appreciate that. It's like I'm sweating every time
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: we get to the end of news. I'm like, what
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: tune am I going to.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know. There's no tune. Thanks, man. Hey, come on, man. Man.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: You want a different one? There's no tune, dude. You're
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: just making it up, and I appreciate it. How do
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: you think tunes start? You make them up.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: 407-916-1041.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Text us 77031. Back in a sec with more of
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: the Jim Colbert Show.
• 33:14
  Speaker 15: Hey, how's it, Ohana? Yeah, actually, me and my boss
• 33:16
  Speaker 15: were talking about this two days ago. And yes, it's
• 33:19
  Speaker 15: definitely illegal, but I want to get a triple trumpet.
• 33:24
  Speaker 15: Underneath the hood of my car. And run the sound
• 33:27
  Speaker 15: of an automatic 50 cal over and.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Over and over through it. That'll clear traffic.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: Aloha.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: And your good name. I can believe that about Michigan.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Not being the hardest working state.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: You go over there and.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: All they do is bitch.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: Bitch, bitch, bitch.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: They're just a bunch of bitchers. My God.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Get a job, Michigan. I didn't know that about Michigan.
• 33:54
  Speaker 20: Okay, I just finished watching the GTA 6 extended look,
• 33:57
  Speaker 20: and I'm an OG GTA fan. I've literally been playing
• 33:59
  Speaker 20: these games for 30 years, so don't think this is
• 34:02
  Speaker 20: hate on them.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: I'm excited.
• 34:03
  Speaker 20: But one thing that stood out to me, and kind
• 34:05
  Speaker 20: of scares me, honestly, after all this time, is the
• 34:08
  Speaker 20: graphical inconsistency they just presented. One scene will look photorealistic,
• 34:12
  Speaker 20: and the next one will look pretty blurry and have
• 34:15
  Speaker 20: a crappy frame rate. So, considering this game comes out
• 34:18
  Speaker 20: in a few months, I think this proves that it's
• 34:21
  Speaker 20: not as finished as we all thought.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Maybe more about that tomorrow for 8-Bit Update.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Yep. I'm sure that will be on the mind of J.G.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Grimes.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: At a special time, it's 6 o'clock tomorrow. We have
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: a shortened show due to the Tampa Bay Bucs, so
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: we've moved things around, but it.
• 34:38
  Speaker 8: Is going to be jam-packed. And, Jim, I'm on the
• 34:42
  Speaker 8: edge of my seat for J.G. 's next segment because
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: I need to know the update of the GTA 6 Hacker.
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: I'm on the edge of my seat when it comes
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: to the GTA 6 hacker.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I'm fully invested.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: We've already had people texting us since we got on
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: the air about GTA 6. Yeah, well, at 3 o'clock
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: today is when they released the trailer on Netflix. Got it,
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: got it, got it. All right, 407-916-1041. Text us, 77031.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: I am Jim. Deb, Jack, and Ross are here as well.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Let's see what else we have here today. Man, I
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: don't want to do that first. Oh, did you guys
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: see the new meta terms? Like, I know the meta
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: thing made a big splash yesterday. With their settlement? Yeah,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: with the settlement. Of course, James Uthmeyer said that they
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: were not going to accept it here in Florida, that
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: he was going to continue suing them in, I guess,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: our courts. And he was not going to dip into
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: or accept the payout from the $ 18 billion payout that
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: they agreed to pay. How many states was it?
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: 20 or something states or whatever.
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: And there's two ways to take that news. And I
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: don't like the way that I take it, which is
• 35:50
  Speaker 8: a pessimist glass half empty kind of way, which is like,
• 35:54
  Speaker 8: I don't trust the end result. You, it seems without
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: really knowing too much that there's a possibility of him
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: going like, oh yeah, we'll never be part of any settlement.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: You, I think the Roblox, was it Roblox that we
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: got to interview the guy?
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah.
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: I think the Roblox thing for me kind of turned,
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I kind of turned me toward you. I have an
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: innate nature to believe people in positions like that simply
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: because my theory is, hey, you got there doing something
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: like that. You should have incurred these things on the
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: way and then solved these issues. And that guy told
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: us a bald face lie right to our face. I mean,
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: he said they'd controlled that issue. They were installing new
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: problems and not even a month after that. Those problems
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: continue to exist with people using Roblox as a way
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: to get into and talk to kids and possibly start
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: the grooming process.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: And how much was the settlement again?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: $ 18 billion for Facebook or for Meta.
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: So that's a good heads up for any parent out there.
• 36:52
  Speaker 8: If you ever feel a little paranoid about, like, I
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: am really militant about my child's phone, well, social media
• 37:00
  Speaker 8: just gave you 18 billion reasons why that you should
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: keep up that attitude.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Stay strong.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: It's all right to know what your kid is consuming digitally.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: It's more important than ever. It really is. It really is.
• 37:12
  Speaker 8: I mean, you're never going to see a Facebook commercial
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: go like, Hey guys, we settled, but that's real news, man.
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: That's real money. That's a real day in a business
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: of $ 18 billion.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: That's settled.
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: That's them telling you, Hey, we really took advantage of
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: the world.
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: They did not admit guilt.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: That's the thing is that they didn't have to. You
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: can say, Suck my toes.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm sorry. I know. That's strong language.
• 37:40
  Speaker 8: That sentence came out of nowhere and I was surprised
• 37:42
  Speaker 8: I said it too.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: The story I said today on Newsweek actually calls Facebook
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: or Meta or Instagram. The new cigarettes.
• 37:50
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the reason why is because now we are
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: basically keeping kids away from this product as if it's
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: as harmful as a cigarette is. The agreement, basically, which
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: was announced yesterday, still requires federal court approval, but it
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: would impose a combined two-hour daily limit on Facebook and
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Instagram for users between the ages of 13 and 17.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: It would completely block access for those users between midnight
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: and 6 a.m., restrict school-hour notifications.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Restrict.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Not stop, restrict school hour notifications. I do not know
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: what notifications would be important enough for a 13 to
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: 17 year old to receive while they're in class. I
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: don't know that. It also requires stronger age checks and
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: with an independent auditor and the state's monitoring meta compliance.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: If your kid is at school and you have a
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: family emergency and you want to get in touch with them,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: do you think that should be able to go through? Well,
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: the funny thing is … That would be text messaging, right?
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: That would be a text. That could be, but they
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: also have Facebook Messenger, and people use that to communicate,
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: which is a form of communication I think they're referring to.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it certainly is, but I would agree with Debra.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, there are other aspects. You can still text.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know of a phone that doesn't have the
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: ability to text, but I do know phones that can't
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: carry Facebook or … Or Instagram.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I get that. And I like the idea of all
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: phones not being used at school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: on board with that. How about this?
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Maybe they're backpacks. Has anybody invented a backpack that has that?
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: What's that thing called?
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: The RFD?
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: I said Faraday cage. Yeah, yeah.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: She said RFID. Yeah, same type thing, right? Where it
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: doesn't allow the phone to get messages or send messages.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: and you could basically lock it in a backpack where
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: that pocket would provide that, almost like when we went
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: to see Dave Chappelle, you had to put your phone
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: in one of those bags.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: Static bags. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: So a backpack like that might be a cool thing.
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: My question is, whatever they're going to come up with,
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: this younger generation is.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: We're going to find a way around it. Of course.
• 39:48
  Speaker 8: And also, I'll speak on a generation of parents as well.
• 39:52
  Speaker 8: You try to tell a parent, the parent who is
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: on top of everything, right? You're going to tell me
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: my kid can't call me at any moment? My kid's
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: not on social media. Your kid's in school, though, dude.
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: I mean, look, my kid was in school.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: I'm playing. It's just an act out of a parent.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Simmer down. It's an act out.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: So if you were– you guys remember what happened over
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: there at– what was the elementary school over off of
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Ronald Reagan, Jack?
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Millwee. Okay.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: It was actually a middle school, Millwee Middle School. My
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: daughters were in that school when that kid came on
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: campus with that gun, and the cops actually shot him
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: in the bathroom. And it turned out to be a
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: fake gun. He had broken the orange tip off the gun.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: But it looked so real. And he was kind of
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: a troubled kid. He and his brother both were kind
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: of like that. My son and some other people knew
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: him or knew of him. And he said they were
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: good kids. They were just kind of poor and kind
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: of outcasts. And the cops wound up shooting that kid
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: in the bathroom because he brandished the gun as if
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: he was going to do that. And they were in
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: school when that happened.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Did he survive?
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: No, they killed him.
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: Whoa.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: That was an elementary school. That was a middle school.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Middle school, sorry.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, middle school. I think it was like a 12, 11, 12,
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: 12 years old, something like that. By breaking off that
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: orange tip on the gun, it made it look like
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: a real weapon.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, for me to jack, there's no way to
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: tell the difference. I mean, some of them are so
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: unbelievably convincing. I don't know that anybody, even a professional,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: could tell if it was not real. My kids were
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: in school that day. They had phones on them. So
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: it was a great blessing for us to be able
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: to have that. So I have a biased opinion of that.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: But I do believe it takes great discipline from the
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: parent and the student to be able to figure out
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: what the parameters of using that while on campus are.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: We just don't know.
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: It's so weird that we don't know how addicting it
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: is other than just hearing the word addicting. Because you
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: wouldn't give a 14-year-old a cigarette.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: No.
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: But I know there's a lot of 14-year-olds that has
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: social media, and I know that they're very different. But
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: like I said, we don't know the end result of
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: an entire generation of people being born and raised on
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: social media.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: How addicting is it?
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I think I'd rather have my kids smoke a couple
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: cigarettes a week than have social media sometimes.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. 407-916-1041.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: You say how addicting. It's like, which one long-term does
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: more damage? That's what I say.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: A couple a week.
• 42:08
  Speaker 21: Oh, no.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Everything in moderation. All right.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Back on the set with Chloe G.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: What up, guys?
• 42:15
  Speaker 12: Sport from Duval.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: Duval. Obviously, I don't live in Orlando, but we go
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: down there quite often.
• 42:20
  Speaker 20: And we went to Capone's.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: That's some good pizza, man. That place has some really
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: good pizza.
• 42:25
  Speaker 20: But I think you guys are missing, like, the best
• 42:27
  Speaker 20: gimmick of all when it comes to restaurants.
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, the food was okay, but the best gimmick
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: of all was a little place called Hooters. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: Later.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: The Breast Runs.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: That's the funniest term for a restaurant of all time.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: A breastaurant?
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the breastaurants.
• 42:44
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Twin Peaks, Wing House.
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  Speaker 4: Total hoot. Notice I did say hoot.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 8: 407-916-1041.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Text us.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jim. There's Deb.
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  Speaker 3: Hello. Jack. Yep.
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  Speaker 6: Ross.
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  Speaker 3: Twin Peaks. Chloe G.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If it's happening in Central Florida, it's on her radar,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: giving you a reason to get off the couch and
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: out of the house. It's time to find out what
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: there is to see with Chloe G from the Orlando Weekly.
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  Speaker 3: Good night, Chloe G.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Here's your weekly ego boost, young lady.
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  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 43:15
  Speaker 16: Yes, I always want to clap for myself.
• 43:17
  Speaker 21: I feel left out.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: You can do that.
• 43:18
  Speaker 16: I want to get in on the action.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Clap for yourself.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with that.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: How's things?
• 43:21
  Speaker 16: Pretty good.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: How's your week been?
• 43:23
  Speaker 16: Pretty good. Very long, but it's almost over.
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Is it really? Yep.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Is the hangover of the best of still happening?
• 43:30
  Speaker 16: I'm starting to think it's never going to end, actually.
• 43:33
  Speaker 16: It keeps popping back up. It's like that dead horse
• 43:35
  Speaker 16: that won't lay down.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. All right.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: You can check out Chloe G at jumpcorporatelive.com. She's up
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: on camera right now. Chloe G stops in courtesy of
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: the Orlando weekly, Orlando weekly.com. Love those guys over there.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for those awards that not only
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: we won, but I think every show had somebody that
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: won something in our radio station. One Ross was best comedian.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Deb had a third best radio voice. I think I
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: had third best.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: What'd I do? Voice.
• 43:58
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Something like that. No, no, no, no. Third best show.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: There you go. Best show was us.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: So we did a good job and we appreciate that
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: very much. Chloe G, what do you have for us
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: this week?
• 44:06
  Speaker 16: I have tons to do this week. I'm starting us
• 44:08
  Speaker 16: off with another Thursday night event, so getting the weekend
• 44:11
  Speaker 16: going a little early. So tonight, Orlando Fringe is celebrating
• 44:16
  Speaker 16: the opening of their new headquarters in Ivanhoe Village with
• 44:19
  Speaker 16: a little housewarming party. This is their new spot after
• 44:23
  Speaker 16: they moved out of their longtime spot in the Lock
• 44:25
  Speaker 16: Haven Park area. So you can check out their new
• 44:28
  Speaker 16: office tonight, grab a drink, courtesy Bearcat Seltzers. do some dancing,
• 44:35
  Speaker 16: and meet some of the faces of Orlando Fringe. Maybe
• 44:37
  Speaker 16: you can poke them and get some teasers for the
• 44:40
  Speaker 16: next shot. Don't do that.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Don't attack them at the party, please.
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: No, no, no. I'm not.
• 44:45
  Speaker 16: No, I would never. But it's completely free to attend,
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  Speaker 16: and it starts tonight at 7 p.m.
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  Speaker 3: Very nice.
• 44:52
  Speaker 16: Pretty soon. Also, this weekend, the Fanboy Expo returns to Orlando.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 44:59
  Speaker 16: So from Friday to Sunday at the Hilton Orlando that
• 45:02
  Speaker 16: is connected to the Orange County Convention Center. And honestly,
• 45:06
  Speaker 16: very wild list of celebrities and famous faces will be
• 45:11
  Speaker 16: in attendance.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what a fanboy. What is this?
• 45:13
  Speaker 16: So that's the Fanboy Expo is the name of the event.
• 45:17
  Speaker 16: It's kind of like one of those comic cons sort
• 45:19
  Speaker 16: of things. Very nerdy dorky. for all the lovers of that.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, nothing wrong with that.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: There's tons of that now.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 16: So expect big names in film, animation, rock music, and
• 45:32
  Speaker 16: even wrestling. So just some highlights. Dave Davies from The Kinks.
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  Speaker 3: No way.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: That's kind of cool.
• 45:38
  Speaker 16: Peter Criss from KISS. Cast reunions from the cast of
• 45:42
  Speaker 16: The Hobbit, Highlander, and Mortal Kombat movies.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 45:46
  Speaker 16: Randy Quaid from the National Lampoon movies.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. You like that one?
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: They found Randy Quaid. He's back in the country. I
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: think he was living in a crashed airplane last I heard.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: I thought he was stuck to a McDonald's table.
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  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 46:02
  Speaker 16: He might be stuck to one of the McDonald's tables here.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Randy's an interesting character.
• 46:07
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 46:07
  Speaker 16: Well, this is where he's going to be.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Cousin Eddie, buddy.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: He's the greatest.
• 46:11
  Speaker 16: So there's a really long schedule on top of all
• 46:14
  Speaker 16: those names of dozens of different activities each day, Friday
• 46:17
  Speaker 16: through Sunday. There's going to be lots of photo ops,
• 46:20
  Speaker 16: Q & A panels with these big names and more.
• 46:24
  Speaker 16: There's lots of fan packages where you can get some
• 46:27
  Speaker 16: extra special merch and autograph opportunities as well. Like I said,
• 46:31
  Speaker 16: it's just one big nerdy weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, check it out.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Todd Bridges is there. No way. John Ratzenberger.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Wow, really?
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: Patrick Warburton. I love him.
• 46:40
  Speaker 13: Damn.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: I believe he's also performing at Funny Bone while he's
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: in town.
• 46:43
  Speaker 16: Is he really?
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's so funny.
• 46:44
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Lorenzo Lamas, Jim, let's go.
• 46:47
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 46:49
  Speaker 16: Sounds like you guys need to go.
• 46:50
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: You need to get some tickets. When you think fanboy,
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: you think Jim Colbert. Absolutely. You need to watch your
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: tone there, young lady. Heather Locklear.
• 46:59
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Damn, really? Yeah, now Jim's a fanboy. Throwing this out here,
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Patrick Warburn.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: Oh!
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: Did a show with him. One of the nicest celebrities
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: I've ever... He's one of the best.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Top four. The Chips cast. Really? Yes. John and Punch.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Delta Burke. Delta Burke is there as well. Kate Jackson
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: from Charlie's Angels.
• 47:19
  Speaker 16: What all right go ahead i'm sorry no i hey
• 47:22
  Speaker 16: hey i i'm so glad i could get this started.
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: Didn't want to get in the way of the boomers
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: yeah you watch your damn mouth she was thinking it
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: i just said it no no anyway moving on.
• 47:35
  Speaker 16: Um that yeah so and tickets tickets start at 35
• 47:39
  Speaker 16: for the fanboy expo it really sounds like you need
• 47:41
  Speaker 16: to get on their site and grab a ticket you
• 47:43
  Speaker 16: seem pretty pumped.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Nick swartzen's gonna be there he's super funny dude.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:48
  Speaker 16: Really long list, really long list.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're stopping now.
• 47:51
  Speaker 16: No, hey, we can go all day. Okay, so also
• 47:54
  Speaker 16: on Friday, for the first time in nearly two decades.
• 47:58
  Speaker 16: Orlando is getting to host a traveling exhibit from the
• 48:02
  Speaker 16: artist Isamu Noguchi. He is largely credited with shaping what
• 48:07
  Speaker 16: we now consider the mid-century modern aesthetic in the art world.
• 48:11
  Speaker 16: He's known for abstract sculptures that are made from both
• 48:15
  Speaker 16: natural and industrial materials. The specific pieces that will be
• 48:20
  Speaker 16: shown in Orlando at the Manello Museum were created in
• 48:24
  Speaker 16: the very end years of his life, so 1982 and 3.
• 48:29
  Speaker 16: These works kind of play into ideas of feeling caught
• 48:33
  Speaker 16: in between two cultures as he is Japanese American and
• 48:36
  Speaker 16: also this theme of like nature versus industry. So even
• 48:39
  Speaker 16: if you're not so well versed in this type of
• 48:42
  Speaker 16: art or with this artist specifically, this is a really
• 48:45
  Speaker 16: cool and rare opportunity to see the work of a
• 48:47
  Speaker 16: really influential name.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: What's his name again?
• 48:50
  Speaker 16: Isamu Noguchi.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Is that the guy who had the museum out in
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Mount Dora? The guy who collected all that?
• 48:58
  Speaker 16: That's the... You know what? Let me fact talk myself.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Before I keep talking.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: That's okay.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Go ahead. That's a journalist.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:03
  Speaker 16: Yeah. So, yes, the exhibit opens Friday at the Manali
• 49:09
  Speaker 16: Museum and it runs through the end of February.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: If that's the same guy and that's some of the
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: most desirable furniture and art on planet Earth.
• 49:17
  Speaker 16: It's absolutely. like I'm not a huge modern art connoisseur
• 49:21
  Speaker 16: but it actually is so interesting to look at it's
• 49:23
  Speaker 16: all kind of like almost like alienistic abstract sculptures I
• 49:27
  Speaker 16: really think it's cool awesome very cool Devo performs in
• 49:32
  Speaker 16: Orlando this weekend.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: Whip it.
• 49:35
  Speaker 16: This show takes place Sunday at the Hard Rock Live
• 49:39
  Speaker 16: as part of their Mutate Don't Stagnate tour. We at
• 49:43
  Speaker 16: the Orlando Weekly actually interviewed Devo founding member, Gerald Casale,
• 49:48
  Speaker 16: ahead of the show. And he talked a lot about
• 49:50
  Speaker 16: themes of this tour being the importance of being flexible
• 49:55
  Speaker 16: as people. as cultures change and the evolution that we
• 49:58
  Speaker 16: face like internally as people which is very topical also
• 50:02
  Speaker 16: because he also spoke a lot about the changing fan
• 50:04
  Speaker 16: bases the band sees so a lot of the original
• 50:07
  Speaker 16: fans that he had kind of early on you know
• 50:09
  Speaker 16: are now bringing children and grandchildren to the shows and
• 50:12
  Speaker 16: he's seeing this evolution of new ages of fans so
• 50:16
  Speaker 16: going to make for a very good, really passionate show.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Devo actually is short for De-Evolution.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: And they're a really interesting band. They broke when we
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: were kids, when we were young, so we'd never seen
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: anything like that. I don't even know what to compare
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: them to now.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Nothing.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know that there's anything like that.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: Nope. That was completely, utterly out of left field. That
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: was art school rock.
• 50:37
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Era of music where nobody was like, what in the...
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, even in the weird people were like, what
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: is that?
• 50:42
  Speaker 21: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I bet there are bands doing that, but we have
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: zero exposure to it because it's just out there in
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: the ether. It's not like it used to be.
• 50:52
  Speaker 16: Yeah, well, they will be here this weekend.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Sunday night, we gave away tickets. Some of our listeners
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: will be attending. Very nice.
• 51:00
  Speaker 16: Perfect. Tomorrow is also the first official day of Halloween
• 51:07
  Speaker 16: Horror Nights back at Universal. This is one of the
• 51:10
  Speaker 16: earliest start dates the event has seen. It will run
• 51:15
  Speaker 16: on select nights starting tomorrow, Friday, through November 1st. This
• 51:19
  Speaker 16: year is the event's 35th anniversary. There are 10 houses,
• 51:25
  Speaker 16: as always, that are a mix of original concepts and
• 51:29
  Speaker 16: then based off of TV and film franchises as well.
• 51:33
  Speaker 16: Some of the big houses this year are themed after
• 51:36
  Speaker 16: the movie Sinners, Hellraiser, Evil Dad, the newest season of
• 51:41
  Speaker 16: Stranger Things, and there's going to be an Ozzy Osbourne
• 51:45
  Speaker 16: Prince of Darkness house as well. So tickets range in
• 51:49
  Speaker 16: price on each different day that you want to go.
• 51:53
  Speaker 16: And you can also upgrade for special passes and experiences
• 51:57
  Speaker 16: as well, depending on the day.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: And the cost for one night is a clean liver.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: And if you want to go two nights, it's a
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: clean liver and two good kidneys. And a lead on
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: a fresh baby.
• 52:08
  Speaker 8: Best IP house, Hellraiser. Best OG house, HR Blood and Guts.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: Very nice. That's my ranking, and I will die on
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: that hill.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: We are broadcasting live from there next Friday to celebrate
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: the beginning of Halloween Horror Nights and looking always forward
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: to it, as we do every year.
• 52:24
  Speaker 16: That is so fun. Are you going to be scared.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Or like that?
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: I don't really get scared of stuff like that, but
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: my wife is one of my favorite times of the
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: year for her. She loves Halloween horror nights. I've been probably,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: I think I went last year and I skip, I
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: skip about every two years or something.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: And then I go, yeah, yeah.
• 52:39
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 52:40
  Speaker 22: Okay.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a guy who's scared. It's a hassle.
• 52:41
  Speaker 16: It's a lot of, you have to, it's a production.
• 52:43
  Speaker 16: You really have to go in ready for the day.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: You got to be ready to walk in much. And
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: I walk is not my favorite thing, but.
• 52:49
  Speaker 16: You're standing, you're standing in line a lot as well,
• 52:51
  Speaker 16: but it's worth it.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: It is for sure.
• 52:53
  Speaker 16: And that's what I have for you this weekend.
• 52:54
  Speaker 17: Nice.
• 52:55
  Speaker 20: Yay.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: You've got a lot of stuff going on out there.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: If you missed anything, you can listen to the podcast.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: We'll have that up in a little bit. Also, if
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: you want more, OrlandoWeekly.com. There's tons of stuff in the
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: pages there, right?
• 53:06
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 53:07
  Speaker 16: Plenty to read. It'll keep you busy all day.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: Very good.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: All right, Chloe. Always thank you. Thanks for dropping by.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: We appreciate it.
• 53:12
  Speaker 16: Thank you.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: You got it.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: 407-916-1041.
• 53:14
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  Speaker 2: Back in a sec with more of the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 5: Jim, Jim. Me and mom are headed, I'm sorry, mom
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: and I are headed back to the villages.
• 53:27
  Speaker 17: And we on the turnpike right now.
• 53:31
  Speaker 8: And it is a downpour.
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  Speaker 15: That is proportions.
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  Speaker 7: I bet you you can hear it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we can, buddy. Good afternoon, Covert Crew. Michael P.
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  Speaker 7: Checking in.
• 53:47
  Speaker 23: First, I've been in and out today. Are y'all doing
• 53:49
  Speaker 23: Theater Thursday? And second, how do we know for a
• 53:54
  Speaker 23: fact that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? Because if
• 53:59
  Speaker 23: it had been invented anywhere else, it'd be called a
• 54:01
  Speaker 23: teeth brush.
• 54:04
  Speaker 22: Classic. Jim, Jim, right after I left that cockpit, there
• 54:10
  Speaker 22: was a bolt of lightning that looked like it came
• 54:13
  Speaker 22: from heaven to above that.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Almost hit the car.
• 54:19
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: That was fun. I almost cursed.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I think I peed a little.
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 19: All right.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: Your mom's thinking about rolling you out the car on
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: the turnpike.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Good Lord. So basically, he called back to tell him, hey,
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: there was lightning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right from the sky. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Right there from the sky. It only comes from the sewer.
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: I'm Jim. There's Deb.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: Hello.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Yep. And Ross. Believe in yourself.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Colbert Court coming up in just a few minutes. We're
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: doing another You Be the Jury today. So we'll have
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: a case and we have to try to figure it out.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Yesterday or last week was kind of a bit of
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: a trick one, right?
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: If I remember correctly, yeah.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: A little tricky.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think we had an answer for her, remember?
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, we had an answer.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: It just wasn't a good one.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: The one was she wasn't going to get nothing. That
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: was the answer. Oh, yeah. Okay, that one. I thought
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: it was the one where we were determining the amount
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: of money. That might have been two weeks ago that
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: the person was due.
• 55:20
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: 407-916-1041.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Text us at 77031. I want to talk about this,
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: but I want to talk about it a little bit later, too.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: But I saw something today online. It was a Facebook post.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: And a lot of people, when they have problems with
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: the restaurants or whatever, they'll post their receipt and then
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: kind of bring attention to what part of it they
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: don't really care for. And I didn't know that restaurants
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: charged for this. I do want to talk about this
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: a little bit later, but I want to bring it
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: up now and kind of get it on everybody's mind. Um,
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: so the person went to lunch, they ordered like salmon
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: and a tuna appetizer and a, some water and, you know,
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: an espresso because they had like a little dessert or whatever,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: but that wasn't even really the thing because at the bottom,
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: when they tipped, they wrote a note and then circled it.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: And the note was this $ 12.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: For an extra fork question mark.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: And what that was is, is apparently the people who
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: are dining shared a dish. Ah, And they charged them
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: $ 12 for a plate fee.
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. A split plate fee. Now, the funny thing
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: is this.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: If you go to Magical and you do the split
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: plate thing, you're probably going to get side-eyed, right? Because
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: the whole idea there is to have you experience more
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: than that. You're not splitting that one dish.
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: Well, you're already getting a fixed … And you're already
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: getting a great deal. Yeah, exactly. So to split a
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: plate just is gauche.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: And by the way, my wife and I have done
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: this more lately than we've done in probably the last
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: 20 years of our marriage … Because we just don't
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: want all that food. So we'll order an appetizer that
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: we both want separately. Then we decide on an entree
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: that we can split. And then we'll usually split a dessert.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Just simply because. Not because we're trying to save money
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: by any means. It just works out that way. We
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: just don't want all the food because we wind up
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: wasting it or taking it home and it doesn't get
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: eaten or whatever. Yeah, because you find actively trying to
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: save money goes against every fiber of your body.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Exactly. But $ 12 for an extra plate to eat? That's crazy.
• 57:19
  Speaker 8: Is that deep or is that just me? No, that's offensive. Yeah, yeah.
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: It's flagrant.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: It is, but it isn't.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Should there be a charge at all?
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: I think you said it yourself, Jimmy. I think restaurants
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: are seeing this more and more. So not only is
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: the GLP-1 factor in, right? We've heard of some restaurants
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: actually coming up with what they call the wife and
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: girlfriend menu. which is those French fries they say they
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: don't want. And then when you order them, they're going
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: to eat them off your plate. So it's kind of
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: like the smaller plates for adults, because like we've mentioned before,
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: they just give you too much food.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: For one person.
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: And rather than take it home or waste it, just
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: let us share it. But then that cuts into the
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: The profits of the restaurants. And they're really dealing with
• 58:02
  Speaker 7: people not going out because of the economy, not going
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: out because of GLP-1s.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: When you're taking it out on the people who are
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: going out and coming to your restaurant.
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: I don't know how else they're supposed to.
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: And the funny thing is, like, the last time we
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: did this, it actually wasn't even for the entree. We
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: both wanted a salad, but this restaurant did not offer, like,
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: a dinner salad.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: You took your chance on a salad?
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: This is a while back. Oh, okay. I was trying
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: to have a little extra sizzle. He's got demons. He
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: wanted to lose those extra 10 pounds. Exactly.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: A lot of restaurants will offer that little side salad
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: for $ 3, $ 4, $ 5 or whatever. But this restaurant didn't
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: offer that. They only offered their, like, dinner-size house salad.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: And we split that. We're like, hey, can we split
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: the house salad? And not only did she say yes,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: she actually is the one who recommended it. She goes,
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: we don't have a house salad, but you can split the–
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: or a side salad, but you can split the house
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: salad if you want. I can bring you a couple plates.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, that's awesome.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: We've actually had more people offer that in restaurants than
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen, like, the split plate fee ever.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: Is that a higher-end restaurant?
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I can't remember. Split plate fee? Yeah,
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: split plate fee.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: In other words, if you and Olivia went to a
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: restaurant and you weren't hungry enough, you wanted to split
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: a meal, they would charge you 12 extra dollars to
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: divide that meal in half.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: It's a new thing. I don't know why, but I'm
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: sticking to it. You can suck my toes. Right. That's
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: an awful call.
• 59:25
  Speaker 8: Wow, what a fast way to lose likability in any facet.
• 59:31
  Speaker 8: Don't punish people for sharing. Sharing is caring. You're going
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: up against the first rule any of us was taught.
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: And the funny thing is, guess how much the dish
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: was that they were splitting?
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: $ 8.
• 59:41
  Speaker 16: $ 12.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: $ 11. That's $ 24.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: It's $ 24. It was a $ 24 salmon dish. That's pretty
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: good price for a salmon dish. That's right on point.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: But when they split it in half, look, here's the
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: crazy thing is I kind of get what Deb's saying.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Like the restaurant saying, yeah, sure. I'll bring you that
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: extra plate because you've just, you know, now they're not
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: like selling another entree.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: Could that person go there alone? Yeah, that person can
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: go there alone. Can that person order that salmon entree?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Certainly could. Okay, so they brought another person who's getting
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: drinks and other stuff as well, but they get penalized
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: for that. There's the caveat.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: And they did, by the way, that the other person,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: the extra person, as you can see, there were two
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: bottled waters, and I think there are two sparkling waters,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: and two other cocktails or two drinks as well.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: Okay, so that was the difference maker. I was going
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: to say, if you're just ordering sparkling water, I could
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 7: see where the restaurant, but if you're making up that
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: cost with, a much more expensive cocktail And it's lunch.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: You're probably not selling that many cocktails at lunch. Dude,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: you show up, get ice water, take a couple nibbles.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: This is America.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: You can't tell me what I get to do or
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: not do with my food via your punishment with a fee, right?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. The funny thing is they're not really even
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: telling you that.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: They're just telling you if you want to do this
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: with your food, it's going to cost you 12 extra dollars.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: The thing is, just don't say anything, right? Just grab
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: a fork and start eating off the other plate.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: I guess you have to do that now. Yeah, maybe so.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 8: And also like throwing this out here, just we can,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: this is all on the foundation of the agreed statement
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: that they are giving too much food more times than not.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: I also agree with you, Deb, on that one.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: So why don't we just dial it back? Or is
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 8: there just some focus group that here in Western culture
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 8: that we just don't support restaurants without the pancake going
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: over the plate?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: I think, I think there's something to be said for that.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: I think, you know, cause your higher end restaurants, it's,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: That's always the joke, right? You look in the middle
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: of the plate and there's just a dollop of food
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: that you've paid $ 52 for, you know, and maybe three
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: bites that dish is done. Whereas you'll go to a
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: family style restaurant and your pancake will literally dip off
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: the edge of your plate.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but the fancy plates, you're kind of paying a
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: little bit for the experience as well.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 7: Sure.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: For the pomp and circumstance.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: And for that experience, this texter says they work in
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: a fine dining restaurant. If we split entrees, it's $ 7,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: but it's plated on two plates, and it takes the
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: kitchen time because they make them both look nice.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: Like it was meant to be that way. Right, right.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: As opposed to just you cut that one in half
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: and just slide it to another plate. And can I
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: tell you something? Thank you, Wood.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: At home and if you gave me that if you
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: gave me that and said seven dollars i i would
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: be more apt to even listen to that argument but
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: 12 bucks how about zero am i taking crazy pills.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: No i think the thing was that they charged but
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: they weren't up front about it.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah uh someone else says there's a diner in college
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: park that charges two to four bucks extra to share
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: anything damn really what are we doing I'm sorry. I
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: don't get this. This is what we do as a
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: human race. We share. Yeah, yeah. Then we get charged
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: for it.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: One of the best burgers in Mount Dora is at 1921,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: which is a place my wife and I go often.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: And we sit in the bar because the bar is great.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: The cocktails are incredible. And we wind up splitting their
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: premium burger, which is like $ 18 or whatever. They never
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: say a word about it. They're perfectly happy with doing that.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: But we always have an appetizer or two as well,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: so we're spending money. But also, at the bar, you're
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: not expected to eat food. You don't have to.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: But we sit at a high top, not at the
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: bar itself.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: So is that a little different? Well, I don't know.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: When you sit at the bar, I think it... Oh,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: it's hot! From the back! From the back! I feel
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: like I'm losing it. I don't want this to get
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: normalized at all.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 8: This is the closest I've ever felt like I'm going
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: to be part of a revolution.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Somebody just texted and said, I'm with Ross making a
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: toe buffet. All right.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 20: 407-916-1041.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Colbert Court next.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 24: Talking about food and the cost of it and everything.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 24: The first time I went to Amsterdam for work, I
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 24: met with one of my friends that lives there. We
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 24: went to a two-Michelin-star restaurant, and I couldn't believe the
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 24: price difference between there and the United States. I think
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 24: that a five- or seven-course meal was something like $ 70
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 24: per person.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 3: At a two-star. So anyway, cheers, guys. Hope you have
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: a great day. Thanks, buddy. You as well. Thanks for
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: pissing me off. Well, we've been trying to get you
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: to go to Europe. That meal here is like $ 3. 50.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: You just refuse to go.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're
• 1:04:32
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• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: I am Jim.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Deb is here. Jack is here. And so is Ross.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Go to Europe. Let's do Colbert Court.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: What you are listening to is real. Well, sort of.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: The participants are not actors. That's a fact. This is, however,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: a real case that will be decided here in our forum.
• 1:04:51
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  Speaker 2: Colbert Court brought to you by our good friend Glenn
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Clausman of our Clausman Law. That's K-L-A-U-S-M-A-N-L-A-W.com. Office is right
• 1:04:59
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• 1:05:02
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• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: Car crash call. Clausman. Guys, good laugh for Mr.
• 1:05:04
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  Speaker 22: Yay!
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, that was my mentor. What's up, partner? How you doing, buddy?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Thanks.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: Good to be here.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Have you experienced that? You're an international traveler. You spend
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: a lot of time over in gay Paris. Have you
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: noticed that when you go to the fancy restaurants, it's
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: a little cheaper? Or did you have that experience?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 14: I mean, we don't go to five-star Michelin places over there.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 14: We go to bistros and places like that. And one
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 14: of the things is the tip is included. So when
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 14: you take that into consideration, maybe it's a little bit less.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 14: Maybe it's not. The fellow just called in. There is
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 14: a Incredible restaurant that we went to in Amsterdam. Fresh seafood.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 14: It's actually a seafood market when you go in, sort of,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 14: and you pick whatever you want from the market. They
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 14: weigh it up, and they cook it a special way.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 14: And I forget the name of it, but if anybody's
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 14: going there and wants to call me, I'll remember by then.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: That is a bucket list city for me is Amsterdam.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: It's interesting.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: That's still got the red light out there, right? They
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: do somewhere, yeah.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, somewhere. Oh, you see how he did that? That
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: was so smooth, Glenn.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: I think there's some restrictions, though, for tourists to go
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: to the red light district now.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: No, no, it's the fact that he says, it's there somewhere.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: The problem when.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 14: We were there was on the weekend, there's so many
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 14: tourists come over from England and young people, and they
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 14: kind of trash everything.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: And then Monday— Monday morning, you're seeing everybody cleaning everything up.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's like New Orleans. That's exactly how Bourbon
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Street is. I mean, if you stay out late enough,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: you'll see those street sweepers roll through, and they spray
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: this foam-looking stuff all over the streets as they blow
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: it through. And they do not care if you're standing there,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: by the way. They do not care.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: Foam? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Some kind of weird, like, cleaning foam or whatever. Yeah,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: it's kind of crazy. All right, Doug Lynn joins us
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: every single Thursday for Cobra Court, and we have started
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: a new little thing. Usually he would bring a case.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: We would kind of go over and try to figure
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: out what would happen. But now we're doing You Be
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: the Jury. So me, Deb, Jack, and Ross will be
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: the jury in this case. And we are the aphaticus.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: And we're trying to figure out exactly how much this
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: person should get. Is that the goal today?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 14: No, this one today is what percentage of fault do
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 14: you put on the person that got injured here versus
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 14: the person that– We allege caused the injuries.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: You got it.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: So here's the case, guys.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: You guys ready? Yep. All right.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Play along at home here. The sole question for you
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: is to determine the percentages of fault for the injuries
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: to Tiffany. She's 15 years old. Over the July 4th holiday,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Tiffany was visiting with her friend Olivia, also 15 years old.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: And as they were walking in the neighborhood, their classmate
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Joey came by on his electric bike. Joey asked the
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: girls if they wanted to go for a ride with him.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Olivia got on the electric bike in front of Joey.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: and Tiffany got on the back of the bike behind Joey.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: Joey was driving on the road, and as Joey turned
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: around a curve, the chain on the rear wheel of
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: the electric bike cut open Tiffany's foot. The moving chain
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: cut muscles and completely cut tendons in Tiffany's foot. Tiffany
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: required emergency surgery and is still on crutches and recovering.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Do you agree that Joey is 100% at fault for
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Tiffany's injuries?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 16: No.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Definitely not. I mean, he is not at 100% fault
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: for her injuries. As a matter of fact, well, he
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: asked them to get on. So he enticed them. They
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: did not have to get on the bike if they
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: didn't want.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: They're 15. How old is Joey? Everybody's 15. Everyone's 15.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Everybody's 15.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 14: I kind of knew what was going to happen going
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 14: in here, but that's why I think it's going to
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 14: be so much fun today.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 19: Oh, really?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: This is similar to the one. We had one like
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: this with a sleepover. But it was a sleepover, and
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: they snuck out, and it was a crash. It wasn't
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: like a severe foot injury. She's only 15 years old.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: If she cut muscle and tendons, this could actually change
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: the way she walks and things she's going to be.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: Able to do for the remainder of her life.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: But wait.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: Tiffany's fine, right?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, outside of her foot.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Tiffany's hurt. Tiffany's hurt.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: What was the other one? Olivia's fine. My apologies.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: Olivia was in front. Tiffany was in the back. Okay.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: So isn't there. something about legal responsibility in the face
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 7: of the law when you're under a legal age to vote? Like,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 7: wouldn't a 15-year-old not carry the same responsibility, therefore.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: His parents. I was about to say, how about Joey's parents?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: I think that's where a lot of this is going
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: to fall.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 14: Yeah, that's where the insurance comes from, Joey's parents. But,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 14: you know, the question is going to be Joey's parents'
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 14: insurance company is going to try to say Tiffany's at
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 14: fault for causing this.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're trying to figure out what percentage is who.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: So how much fault relies to Joey and how much
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: fault is on Tiffany?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: May I ask a question for the call? Absolutely. I
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: was wondering if this was a lime or a bird scooter. No,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: this was Joey's e-bike. This was his. Joey's electric bike.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Personal belonging. Thank you very much. Back to the notes. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: And by the way, people are saying this sounds like
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: the other case. This is not the other case. It
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: is super similar because there were two girls who got
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: on the bike, but the other bike had a crash
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: that was a broken leg, and they snuck out of
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: the house to do this. This is just two people
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: walking down the street. Joey drives by, and they hop
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: on the bike. This is not the same case because
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: we didn't have the foot injury back then.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: Correct. Okay.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: So I'm going to go with it.
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  Speaker 7: So it's not obviously 100% his fault because they did
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 7: make the choice of getting on the bike. But I'll
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 7: say at least 50% is Joey because without him riding
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 7: up and asking the girls if they wanted to get
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 7: on the bike, there would be no crash. And then
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: I would assign 25% to Tiffany. No, that would.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: Have to be 75-25 because Olivia has no responsibility in this.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: She wasn't injured.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 21: Yeah, correct.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: At least 75 on this cat. They didn't force themselves
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: on the bike. He has the responsibility. He's the one
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: riding it. He invited them on. He put them on,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: and this happened because of him. At least 75% on him.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know, buddy. Another question for the call? Absolutely.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: Is this a two-seater? It's a one-seater. It's a big one-seater.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Back to the notes. Yeah, not designed for three people.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Out of curiosity, asking you, Jack, how can you just
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: not split this down the middle?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Because without Joey, this doesn't happen.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: Right? Right.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, without Joey and his e-bike and his invitation, this
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 7: does not occur. They continue walking down the street in
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: their neighborhood, finish their walk, and go home.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: He misused the e-bike in a way it was not
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: designed for, putting two extra people on it.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's absolutely true.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: He has a responsibility for damage caused by said evil.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: That's absolutely true.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 20: Objection!
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: But they also have a responsibility for their own actions,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: do they not?
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  Speaker 15: Exactly.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm saying it's 75-25? Okay, I'd be more
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: like 85-15. This is what jurors do. You're in the
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: jury room right now. This is what jurors do. And
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: it feels good. Mr.
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  Speaker 8: Bradshaw, wouldn't you say that she was also using this
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 8: vehicle improperly?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: Your Honor, please redirect. I don't need to answer directly
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: to this person. Well, no, you're all in the jury room.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 8: It seems like a corner that the rat can't get out.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 8: What was the question again?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, fellow juror.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 8: I am remembering. If you are saying that Mr. Joey
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 8: here was not using this bike appropriately.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: Correct. And I believe no one here is going to
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: argue against that. But what would you say about Miss Tiffany?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: Is she using the bike properly? She is not.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: It's not her bike. Let me ask you a question, then.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: If Joey is, let's say Joey's 17, and he drives
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: by in his car, and they're walking down the sidewalk,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: and he goes, hey, guys, you want a ride? And
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: they hop in, and he gets in a crash, whose
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: responsibility is it then?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 3: Joey.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: And his insurance. It's 100% Joey, right?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 17: Yep.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Because Joey's responsible for that, responsible for the vehicle. It's
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: Joey's fault they got into the crash. It's Joey's fault.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Everything's Joey's fault in that situation. They are bystanders. They
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: just got a ride, which is also not out of
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: the realm of possibility.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: So are you going up to 100% for Joey?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe not 100%, dude, but it's not going to be
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: far from it. It's his responsibility to make sure that
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: the vehicle is operating safely. It'd be no different than
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: if I asked you to go for a ride in
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: my car knowing that my car has bad brakes and
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: we get into a crash. I put you in danger
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: based on something I knew could happen.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: But I could also say the same thing as the
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: person sitting shotgun. How's that? Because this is a car.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Car accidents. It's right there in the word.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: No, what I'm saying is if the car has a
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: problem that makes it unsafe, as if bad brakes, whatever
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: the case may be, I am inviting you into a
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: situation where your chances of getting injured are much greater
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: because of my irresponsibility by not telling you, hey, man,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: I can give you a ride, but just a heads up.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: My brake's been a little wacky lately, and I don't
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: know what's going on. But wouldn't that be in an
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: infinite abyss of an ocean? We could argue about tire
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: brands and different type of safety concerns. But we're on
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: a jury. That's what we're trying to do. We're trying
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: to kind of figure out exactly how this can be
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: boiled down into percentages between each person.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 14: You four are in the jury room, and you're trying
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 14: to decide with a number to come out with.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: I believe we are on very different sides of the
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: spectrum on this one, Mr.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: Colbert.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, is it 50-50 for you?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: I've got bad news. Okay. I believe it's 80-20. On
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: whose favor? I'm working on that.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: What were you going to say, Glenn?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 14: Sounds like he might be easily persuaded by another strong
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 14: person on this jury panel.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: I just believe that you should. I believe she's a
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: little on the hook here.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: I believe she's a little bit. You know what?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: I don't think she's on the hook at all. I'm
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: like 99 and 1 right now. 99 on Joey.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: If Joey's skateboarding on the road and he says, hey,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: you want to ride my skateboard? And she gets on
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: the skateboard and falls, that's on her because she said
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: yes to the skateboard and she maybe can't skateboard. That's
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: completely on her, right? How is this a different scenario?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: She's using the device that he offered. Right, but he's
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: offering it. She still can say no. If she doesn't
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: know how to skateboard, she doesn't know how to skateboard.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: If she gets on the skateboard not knowing how to
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: skateboard and falls, it's not Joey's fault.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: He just offered her. Let's say Joey said, you want
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: to ride my e-bike? And he let them ride the
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: e-bike and she crashes and hurts herself.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a really good question. This is where I'm
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: coming from. That's where my point of view is.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: I believe she needs to take some responsibility on this one.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: Can we sit down, sir? Are we warming up on this?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: I'm just, this is interesting.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: I'm just enjoying it. He's using us to do his homework.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: We're like a little case study for him. He wants
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: to know what jurors would do. I mean, there's no
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: right answer. How about this one? Somebody just sent in
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: a text. Very, very good point.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: It has to be at least more than 50% because
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: Joey put them on a bike that is not designed
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: to have three people on them.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 17: Correct.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: He asked them to get onto a bike that isn't
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: designed that. No rear foot pegs. Nowhere for the person
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: to sit. The bike isn't really designed for three people.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 7: Not only that, he obviously didn't maintain the bike well
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 7: enough or the back chain wouldn't have come off. Slacing
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 7: Tiffany's foot so bad.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: Or maybe the chain didn't come off. I think her
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: foot got caught up in it. Tore it up. What
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: are you laughing at? Because you think that back pegs
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: are a legal standard back seat. No, but what I'm
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: saying is if you go, that would hold up. No,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: it would. Oh, he's laughing at you. Street bikes have them.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: They have them, but they aren't considered a seat. Yeah, no, no, no.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: I think you missed my point completely. Like if you
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: go to a motorcycle of any sort, there are seats
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: that are designed for one person because I've owned motorcycles.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: There are also seats designed to have a little bump
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: that goes out on the fender. And that is what they, well,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: let me tell you what it is. It's called the
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: bitch bump. And I'm not being an ass.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: It's just what it is.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: Because apparently back in the day of bikers, when you
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: rode in the back of a male biker, you were
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: riding B. And there were foot pegs for you to
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: put your feet. So this bike isn't even designed to
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: do this. It's 100% Joey's fault.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: Well, you said back pegs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But where
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: I'm going with this, and I feel like this is
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: going to hurt. I learned a lot about myself. Good
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: old Faticus is on a roll here. I believe it
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: is 60-40, and I think it's on her. You think
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: 60-40 her. I think that's one of the worst takes
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: you've ever had. That's disbarment. I mean, that's literally disbar
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: you before you walk out of the courtroom kind of stuff.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: I'm working on it. All right, let's get a final
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: thing here. Deb, what do you think?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 7: I'm sticking with my 75 Joey, 25 Tiffany.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: Same you? No, you know, screw that. 100% Joey. 100% Joey?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: What say you, Faticus? I'm going 60-40 her.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 8: It's a hot take, but it just feels like you've
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 8: got to take care of yourself.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, I'm kind of with Deb here.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: You do have to blame Tiffany for getting on a
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: motorcycle or a bike that she knows isn't designed for that.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: She has to bear some responsibility for it. But I
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: think just him inviting her on it is a 75-25 scenario.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: That's what I think. And if the four of you
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: had to come to some sort of agreement?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: If we had to agree, what would be a number
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: that you could lean on? Because you're the only one
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: saying that she's in the majority of the fault.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Well, I like this position now. Because now I have leverage. Well,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: guess what? It's a hung jury.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: You know, we just throw you out the window.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: We're all saying, like, we're all basically agreeing on 75-25. That's,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: you know. yeah so are you allowed to assault a
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: juror has jack come down to 75 25 well no
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: no i have not he hasn't okay he's still on
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: 99 one.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: But would you ever possibly negotiate with deb and i
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: to get to that point yeah i got things to
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: do i'd want to get out of here and you
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: would not negotiate well i'm working on i gotta look
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: back at my.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: Notes well can i tell you we're on a clock Dom.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: Every jury has a pain in the ass, right?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 7: I'll give you 60-40 the other way. I mean, it's... Yeah,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: I'm not assigning 40% responsibility.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's just leave it this way because we're short
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: on time.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: I got it.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: I would literally elbow that guy in the face so
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: he couldn't talk.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: And then the three of us would make a logical
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: decision of 75-25.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: And I'd distract the other jurors so they didn't witness it. And,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: of course, my position is Joey's 100% at fault.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 8: Yes!
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: You are? That's my position. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 14: I mean, because it's his bike. He shouldn't have invited
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 14: him on it. He knew better than to invite him
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 14: on it. They're not skilled on that bike.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: He is.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 14: And in fact, the information we have is his dad
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 14: has already told him, you don't put other people on
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 14: a bike.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: Before this even happened.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Because he knew that. So he knew it's
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: a one-person bike, and he's just trying.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: To impress the girls.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it turned out very, very bad.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: So I got to tell you, buddy, that sounds like
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: some pretty major cash surgery there. I mean, when you
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: get into tendon and muscle tears and stuff like that,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: that's real. And by the way, the surgery is just
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: one part of it. The rehab for injuries like that
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: is ridiculous, right? Yeah, it's two months now and still
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: on crutches. And yeah, it's a bad injury.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: Like you said, tendons, right? Those take a really long
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: time to heal.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: And I don't know how the insurance goes. We have
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: about a minute and a half or so. But I mean,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: she's 15 years old, dude. If she was like a
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: cheerleader or an athlete or had those type of aspirations
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: going into high school, this is a great hindrance to that.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: Yep, absolutely right. Wow.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: So on top of the medical charges... that he'll have
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: to pay. How do you go after money for what
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: we just said? How does that happen if there are
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: caps with the insurance and stuff, or does that come
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: into play?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 14: Well, in a sense, there's a cap with the insurance
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 14: because we know how much insurance there is. I'm not
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 14: going to get into that today, but there's a lot
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 14: of insurance to pay for the injuries, probably not enough
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 14: for a lifetime worth of injuries. But the issue is
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 14: if they pay that money, if they offer that money,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 14: then it's almost impossible to get more than what's out there.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 14: What she's entitled to is not only the economic losses,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 14: which would be the unpaid medical bills. Fortunately, there's health
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 14: insurance that's going to cover most of the medical bills.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 14: She'll have to pay some of that back. And then,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 14: of course, there's the pain and suffering she's gone through,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 14: the loss of enjoyment of life she's gone through and
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 14: is going to go through in the future. The mental
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 14: anguish she's got, worried about this all the time. All
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 14: those things. And does that manifest itself into a civil case?
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: This is a civil case.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: This is what we ask for a fair compensation for. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is a bad, bad injury.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: So let me ask you real quick. I know Jack's
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: telling me we've got to go and we do.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 7: So.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Is that a separate entity than the insurance settlement, the
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: civil case? In other words, do you settle the insurance?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: That's the money you get from insurance for the injuries
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: and max that out. Then after that, you go civilly
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: or do you get one or the other?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 14: No, you get what happens is once you settle a case,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 14: there's no civil case to pursue.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Right, that's it.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 14: If you don't get a settlement, then you pursue a
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 14: civil case and it could settle during the civil case
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 14: that's being filed.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 13: Wow.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: Wow. Wow, man. Juicy. Yeah, this is a... I thought
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: it would be an interesting case to bring in.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: When does this go to trial?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: Well, it's just happened. Oh, really?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 14: So we'll try to get the case settled. We'll get
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 14: the insurance company all the information they need to evaluate it.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 14: We'll tell them we want them to pay all the
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 14: policy limits that are out there. If they decline, then
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 14: we file a lawsuit and we roll on.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Very nice. Always good seeing you, buddy.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: Good luck.
• 1:22:09
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• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: Yay!
• 1:22:11
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• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Office is right there in Winter Park. Again, it's 407-917-1718. Car, crash,
• 1:22:20
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• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: Good seeing you, buddy.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: E-bike, same thing. There's a lot of E-bike injuries. Yeah,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: I'll tell those guys when you get out of here
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: what's going on. All right, we'll see you later.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: What up, Cobra Crew?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: It's Derek.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah, man, listening to this split plate feat.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: It just has a horrible name. It's hard to say.
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  Speaker 10: But, uh.
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  Speaker 17: That's stupid because you could just order that to go
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  Speaker 17: and you could share that.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: To three, four people if you wanted to.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 17: You'd go home and make that into two meals. And
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 17: guess what?
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: Now, no tip.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 20: No cocktails.
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  Speaker 17: No chance of being offered dessert and being able to
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 17: be upsold.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I would do.
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  Speaker 22: A little knowledge from a gentleman who has been in
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 22: the restaurant business for 40 years. Most of the time,
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  Speaker 22: if they're doing a... plate share charge they give you
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  Speaker 22: double the sides and share the entree that's what the
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 22: charge covers.
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  Speaker 3: All right i mean look You'd have to prove that.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: I think you'd have to prove that to a lot
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: of people. You're going to.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Need to weigh that for me and bring me the receipts, please.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: Let me see the regular way you do it. All right, 407-916-1041.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: Text 77031. Welcome back.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 2: There's Deb. Hello.
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  Speaker 22: Jackson.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: And Ross as well. Feeling comfy. Yeah, they got a
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: little action there, the split plate fee. And I agree,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: that's hard to say. Do you guys remember, Jack? I
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: think you probably remember this. I don't know, Deb, if
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: you would or not. You remember the whole drama that
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: went on with the salad thing over at Hillstone a
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: few years back? It was some kind of weird thing.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: They wanted to get a salad to go because there
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: was a deal going on, and they're like, no, we're
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: not doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it was like a– I can't remember exactly what
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: the situation was, but it's similar to this. The restaurant
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: was completely being illogical because the people who were ordering
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: the salad or doing the deal, I mean, they had–
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: Exactly the point. And the restaurant's like, no, we're not
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: doing that because I don't know if they want to
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: set a precedent where everybody could come in.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: And do that.
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  Speaker 2: I can't remember the deal exactly.
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  Speaker 8: I don't want to say anything wrong, but I'm pretty
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 8: sure it was like a food control thing. Like, yo,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 8: we don't put our salads into go boxes because it, it,
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 8: it's not, we want it to stay at a certain standard.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 8: And this is the way that we present our salad.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But that's not really there.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: That's not their thing though.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, that, that's not really up to them. Well,
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, because I mean, I'm coming in to order food.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: If I say, hey, look, I want to, you know,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: I want this dessert. Are they going to tell me, hey, look,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: you know, I'd love to do that, but we can
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: only eat this dessert in the restaurant. That's not really
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: their business.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 14: It is.
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  Speaker 3: How is that their business? No, they have a right
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: to do that. It's not good business, but they.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Have a right to tell me that I can't buy
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: something on their menu and then take it home with me.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: That's a new one to me.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: Think about it.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, it's a right, and like he said, it's
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 8: not good business.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it's good. I don't think it's a
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  Speaker 3: good way of doing business, but they don't have to
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: give you, if you ate it there and then wanted
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: to take it home, they don't have to give you
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: a to-go container.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 7: Think of the family with the Joey whatever pizza in
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 7: Jersey where the family brought the birthday cake into the restaurant.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 7: It required nothing more of the restaurant to allow them
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 7: to have their five-year-old's birthday party there.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they don't know what the cake is from.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 7: But that restaurant stood on the fact that we don't
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 7: allow outside food to come in and ended up getting
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 7: national backlash over the fact that they wouldn't let a
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 7: little girl celebrate her fifth birthday party at the restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: It was their right to.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 7: Deny food from the outside that they didn't know or
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 7: make be served in their restaurant.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: But maybe not good business.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: That is wild. What a wild take that is.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: It's 2026, Jimmy.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 7: This should be the last of things to surprise you.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 3: What a wild take that is.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, we're begging for people to come in, but
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: when you come in, hey, look, I love the fact
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: that you're here, but unfortunately, we're not going to let
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: you order that dish and take it home because we
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: don't do that.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: But certain restaurants have a certain idea of how their
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: food is, and they have a certain standard they think
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: they're holding up by not allowing food that doesn't travel well.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: So in other words, they don't offer takeout. Yeah, and
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's the case here.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: I'm being facetious because, I mean, do you know of
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: a restaurant that doesn't offer takeout? I mean, could you
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: imagine if you called a restaurant and you said, hey, look,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: I want to get this, this, this, this, and I'll
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: come pick it up. And they're like, no, we don't
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: do that.
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  Speaker 3: We can't.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: We can't make that for you because we don't allow
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: that to be taken out. Everything else you can take.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: Not that one, though.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: That is alien to me, dude.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: That is like bananas.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 8: And it should be, and that's why it made such
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 8: a huge, like, you guys are not going to believe
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 8: what happened to me in that moment. And then I'm
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 8: pretty sure they, I think they changed the policy. It
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 8: doesn't happen anymore. Yeah, I mean, we haven't heard about
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 8: it anymore. I would think there's still a restaurant that goes,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 8: I mean, it's going to make any server squirm putting
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 8: a filet in a.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: styrofoam container, as it should. Yeah, because they shouldn't be
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: using styrofoam.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: Good point.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: But that just happened. Ocean Prime just brought us fillets
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: not even a week and a half ago, and they
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: were absolutely perfect when traveled.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: That's a 25-minute drive. That's one of their prime products.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, you could live 10 minutes away from the home,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: and they wouldn't do the same thing. If I lived
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: behind the restaurant, they wouldn't let me take that restaurant,
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: that salad home. I mean, I just never heard anything
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: like that. I never heard of a restaurant that would
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: offer takeout as a service and then tell you what
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: you can or can't take out. Now, look, I can
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: see this. I can say, hey, look, we will do
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: this for you, but you need to know, you know,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: we really prefer you eat this product in-house because that's
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: when it's absolutely the best. If you do order this takeout,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: you know, you're not going to get the premium experience.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: In other words, I don't want to hear it. If
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: you get this and it doesn't turn out the way
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: you want.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: Texas says that they had a restaurant that would not
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: let him take oysters as a takeout. That's way different.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: That is way different. I was not expecting that from you.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: That is way different, dude. Like right off rip. That
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: is so different. What right do they have? They sell them.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: You can eat them there. Why can't you take them
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: with you? That's a dangerous thing. Also, I'm not going
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: to sell you raw scallops and have you sit them
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: on your dashboard. Get the blink out of here, dude.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: You're driving me crazy.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 7: Apparently, it's very common for a restaurant to do that,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 7: especially with seafood. And one of the bigger name restaurants
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 7: apparently does not do takeout.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 17: Who's that?
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: Look at the text.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: I've been pretty... I do, by the way, because I've
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 3: gotten dessert from them. I've been told.
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  Speaker 8: Pretty militantly before when I get fish and chips wherever
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 8: I go, they're like, you sure you want that to go?
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: Now, again, understood. Fried food doesn't travel well. The restaurant's
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: doing you a solid.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 17: Hey, look.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: Just a heads up, when you order this dish to go,
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: you're not going to have the premium experience as if
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: you ate it here. We're going to sell it to you,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: but this doesn't travel well. French fries do not travel well.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: Oysters don't travel well.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: They don't live well.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 8: I just love your absolute, this is a bulletproof take,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 8: except oysters.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: I didn't say it was a bulletproof take. I'm just
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: simply saying if the manager looks at me and says, look, man,
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you take this home, it's not going
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: to be the premium experience. But to not sell them
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: the product is a bit wild. Oysters are just dangerous, dude,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: if they get above a certain temperature. And selling somebody
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: oysters and them not maybe knowing that if you let
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: them get to room temperature, it's going to be pretty
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: gnarly for you in a while. Yeah, I mean, you
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: can communicate that, but would you– Would you be okay
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: with a restaurant telling you no oysters to go? I mean,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: that's a great question, but I would probably be okay
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: with that. I know that sounds hypocritical, but it's not
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: because it's a food safety issue. I also wouldn't cook
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: your chicken medium rare and say, hey, if you just
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: put this in the car, it'll probably cook all the
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: way through as it sits.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know what I'm saying? Am I making
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: any points at all?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: I'm not making it to me.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 11: I'm just talking because I've got time to spend.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: Somebody says, Jimmy, why are you telling people how to
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 2: run their business? I'm not telling you how to run
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: your business. I'm with Jack. I do not think that's
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: a good idea. It's kind of wild. I've never heard
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: of a company or a restaurant that offers takeout but
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: tells you you can't take a certain thing out.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: Texter says there's an authentic Italian joint in St. Cloud
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: has no takeout for 20 plus years. Wow, really? Incredible.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess if that's your policy up front,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: it's your policy up front. But I don't know that
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: that's that restaurant's policy up front for all products. Yeah,
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: it would be wild to be like, can I get
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: a box?
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: And they go, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 5: No, no, no.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: No, we don't do that. We don't believe in it.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: And for leftovers, that's even crazier. Like, I mean, Jack
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: was saying a second ago, like if they just said, hey,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: you can't take the rest of that home. I'm like, oh,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: the hell I can. I paid for it, dude. Yeah,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: you don't have to give me a box, but I'm
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: taking it with me. I'm going to dump it in
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: her purse.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: I'm going to hold it.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: I'm going to put it in my pocket.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 6: 407-916-1041.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: Honey, grab the scalloped potatoes. Text us.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: That's a good choice.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: All those jalapeno ones from Ocean Prime.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: They were so good. Honey, leave the oysters. Just the
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: right amount flavor of the jalapeno. Stop, stop, stop.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: Put on the best ever gone. You're buying.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: By the way. Oh, no, because then it'll be sparkling water.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: We'll be taking it out of our pockets.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 21: Sparkling?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: Uh-uh, you're getting tapped. Still hose.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: I would love a fancy restaurant to do that just
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: for fun. If the waiter had jokes, I'd go, would
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: you like still, sparkling, or hose?
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: Sparkling. This is also a fresh, beautiful, right off the countertop.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: This is a 1988 hose. And that's when it ruled supreme.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: Like, everybody in our audience right now, I bet money,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: they have that taste and smell of hose water just
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: absolutely drilled into their taste buds.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: Is hose water good for me? Well, it's better than
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: the COVID vaccine.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 17: I don't know.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: Have you ever run water through hot butylenes?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 4: Yum.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: And then had a sip?
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably not good. Imagine a vaccine for everything. All right, 407-916-1041,
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  Speaker 2: text us at 77031. Read a kind of interesting story
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: today about a couple who, a woman actually, whose job
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 2: relocated her to Switzerland. Her husband then followed, and then
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: they stay there and raise their family. And it's just
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 2: this cultural difference thing I found kind of interesting.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: I'll talk to you guys about it when we get back.
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  Speaker 25: I don't remember the name of it, and it's been
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 25: gone for a couple of years now, but there was
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 25: this restaurant in like an old town, locomotive cart thing
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 25: that they did it was in Coco on 520 and
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 25: they used to have a thing where you couldn't do
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 25: any doggy bags at all no matter what it was
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 25: you paid and you had to eat it in the
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 25: restaurant or you had to basically throw it away before
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 25: you left and they would not let you leave with anything.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: Wow man this is crazy crazy I'm not going to
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: let people take food to go.
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  Speaker 17: You know what I would do? I would go, okay, fine.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 17: Give me a seat for one, please. I'm here to sit.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 17: Once you get set. cool, get weighted on, just ordering water,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 17: no drink please, no thank you. Then I'm getting my
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 17: food order and I'm going to take one bite and go,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 17: oh man, I'm so full. Can I get a box
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 17: to go please? And then I'm out that joint.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 13: See ya.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: I'm out that joint.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 18: Well guys, I just drove by the Bob Evans on
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 18: 436 and their sign right there says 2-5 Early Bird.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: Dine in.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 18: So dine in only at the Bob Evans because they
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 18: don't want you taking the Early Bird home to share it.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 24: Right?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: Am I right? Am I right? Am I right? You
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 3: know what?
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: We never mention Bob Evans when we talk about breakfast joints.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: I got to tell you, dude. Yeah? Bob Evans got
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: one thing on their menu, if I remember right, was
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 3: damn good.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: Just one?
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, I mean, to me,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: other restaurants, other breakfast, excuse me, other breakfast places. Bob Evans? No, no,
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: hold on a second.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: Not the restaurant you want. But the restaurant you need.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: If I remember right, they had pretty good biscuits and
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: gravy at Bob Evans. I had biscuits and gravy today.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: Did you really?
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 13: What?
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: It was subpar.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 2: And the best pancakes. And this is going to be
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: a shocker to you. I mean, there are some really
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: good places that have good pancakes. But I've got to
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: tell you, man, back in the day, and I don't
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 2: know if it's the same way anymore, but, man, Perkins,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: their pancakes were damn good. They were a little elastic.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: They weren't, like, cakey.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: But it's just the way that they held the butter
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: and syrup. They have a thing called the Tremendous 12.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: And it's like 12 items on one breakfast plate. And,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: you know, three links of sausages is three items. Just
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: give me an idea.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 3: You got a text from Green saying Bob Evans has
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: the best biscuits and gravy. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 2: Damn good biscuits and gravy at Bob Evans. And they
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: had a good pork chop there as well. Like their
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: pork chop breakfast was good too.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: Another text that says best French dressing they've ever had
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: at Bob Evans. Wow, really?
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 8: Can I say something about... Tell me if I'm crazy
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 8: about this sausage gravy take.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: You're crazy about this sausage gravy take.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 8: If it's really white, it's going to be a 4
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 8: out of 10. If it's got gray and it's like
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 8: this weird... If the sausage gravy has almost like a
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 8: tint of brown... Yeah, it's got to have a little
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 8: bit of that in there.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: If it looks like it's turning... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: Are you a sausage.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: Not as much, but Chris, yeah.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 4: That's a big Southern breakfast.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: And it's dependent on the sausage that you use as well,
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: like how much fat it has in it. And that
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: also determines the color of the flour once you add
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: the milk.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: David, chat us a text. That train car on 520,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: that's no longer there. It was called Mom's Bar and
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: Dad's Restaurant. Oh, there you go.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 4: It says so much.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: No takeout. It sticks out. They're out of business. Well,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: they did.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: Well, somebody said, there are a number of people, by
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: the way, I must be the crazy one here, which
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: is relatively normal, but there's a number of people who
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: texted and said, there are places out there that won't
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: even let you take leftovers home. That is, like, that's
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: an affront. I mean, that's an affront. I don't even
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: know how I would respond to that. Like, if I
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: went into a place and ordered a steak and only ate, like, maybe,
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: let's say I had a big appetizer and a big salad,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: and it just kind of filled me up, and I
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: ate maybe half the steak, and I was like, yeah,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: we just bring me a box, and they're like, we
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: don't do that. I'm like, nah, you're doing it. Or
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to palm this thing and walk out.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell everybody I'm walking out with this
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: thing in my hand like it's a grenade.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: You're holding out your shirt bottom because it's holding all
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 3: your food. At that point, you've got to make a point.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: Being passive aggressive as you walk to the door going,
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 3: just make sure you finish your food. Exactly. Is this place?
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: Or I brought my own Tupperware.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, I saw that one, too, right? And people do
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: that after our gig coming up at Margaritaville. Sunset Walk. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 3: for sure.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: Speaking of which, 14 Sketches is this Saturday night. Get
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 2: your tickets at rosscomedy.com. It is the biggest show of
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: the year for me and Joel. It is extremely big,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: and I can't wait to entertain Central Florida over at
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: Mount Dora.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: Very nice. When was the last time you went to
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 3: the house? The house.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: The Waffle House? When was the last time you peeped game? Bro,
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: it's been a minute, too, and I got to tell you...
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 2: I feel shameful because as a Floridian, as a Southerner,
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: you should almost be required to do one Waffle House
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: visit a year. I believe that 100%. Can I clear
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: something up real quick? Don't come at me with Huddle House.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: Don't come at me with that. I got no time
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 2: for Huddle House. It may be a fine product. I
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: do not care. It's Waffle House or no house for
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: your boy. Casa de la Waffles. Still, I've been bringing
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: my son there whenever my wife's not looking.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: Bro. And man, they do something that no other restaurant
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: does for me.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, knife fights on the menu.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 8: Not just that, okay but also there's such a sense
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 8: of community at every waffle house that i've been to
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 8: since i've lived in orlando what community though and the
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 8: community of like brother we're all in it together we're
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 8: all from the same river we're all going back to
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 8: the same river that's like the vibe that i get
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 8: when i go to waffle house and everyone all the
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 8: people are working and they're they're friendly they love my
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 8: son yeah yeah they're on a first name basis and
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 8: just like that's not happening for me over at kiki's
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 8: i had.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: Two yeah the funny i agree with that by the
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: way you're never going to get the vibe at kiki's
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: you're going to get at waffle house but i had
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: two long-term experiences with waffle house When I first moved
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: to Orlando, I worked at the Taft UPS plant out
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: there when I first moved to Orlando for a while.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: And I worked this overnight shift. I started at 11.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: I got off at like 4 in the morning, right? Well,
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: every time I got off work, I would go to
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: the Waffle House on 441 in like one of the
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: worst parts of Orlando and get a piece of pecan
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: pie and a glass of milk. That was my little
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: treat for working my nuts off in that warehouse because
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: it was the most brutal work.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, brutal loading trucks was so bad. That was
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: your cigarette, right? Milk and pie. I did that for
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: about a year and a half. I'm serious.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: It was at least three times a week. And the
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 2: other thing was when I used to host the boxing
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: night up at Roxy, I would go to that Waffle House,
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: which is now closed on 50. And, buddy, let me
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: tell you, that thing was the Star Wars cantina. Because
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: you could look around and see, okay, there's a guy
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: in a Gucci suit, two professional rappers, and a guy
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: wearing a sleeping bag. Yeah. And that's what you were
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: eating around. I'm not kidding, man. We just saw almost
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: like three or four brawls, not fights, not like one-on-one dudes.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: We're like groups of dudes going at it.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 8: The last time I went to Waffle House, I struck
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 8: up a conversation with my server. He was a dad,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 8: girl dad. He saw my son. We were talking about fatherhood,
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 8: and then he also saw my soccer stuff. He saw
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 8: the Orlando City, and I just told him. I gave
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 8: him tickets. Oh, that's cool. It wasn't also as my tip,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 8: but I tipped him, of course, for the meal. But
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 8: then I gave him. I got his information. I sent
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 8: him two Orlando City tickets. And then it's just, I
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 8: don't know, there's no line over at Waffle House because
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 8: what are they lying about?
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's right in front of you.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: You see the elbow tat. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: They're down.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: They got nothing. Yeah, and I just, I don't know.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 8: I appreciate the honesty that an average Waffle House server
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 8: provides that no fine dining restaurant can really give.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 13: Oh, no.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: You're going to have an experience every time you go.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: All right, so I was telling you guys right before
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: we went to break that I read this story today
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: about a woman who moved to Switzerland. She had to
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: because of her job.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, poor baby. Her husband then soon followed, right? Yeah.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: And they basically set up shop, and that's where their
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: family is. They have four kids now. And she said
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: that the first year there was brutal. And the reason
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: why is the Swiss apparently aren't chatters.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: Which I did not know, but that's the case. They're
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: not really inviting people. They kind of keep them themselves. And,
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: of course, Americans, depending on where you're from and stuff– Hi,
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 2: how you doing? We like to meet people. We're nice
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: to people. Matter of fact, she mentions it's a far
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: removal from Americans' kindness because although we have a certain
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: reputation globally, maybe, I don't know, but one thing we
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 2: do have is that most people say that Americans are
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: very inviting people, right? But they had a couple of
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: things that happened that they had to get used to.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 2: I found kind of interesting. In Switzerland … You cannot
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: use loud appliances or machines on Sundays, which means you
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: can't wash your clothes. You can't use a microwave. You
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: can't blow your yard off. You can't mow. Nothing like
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: that on Sundays. It is kind of a day of silence,
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: and it's understood that there is no loud, intrusive sounds
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: that happen on Sundays.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 3: Back up. Microwave? I was going to say, okay, I
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: get the leaf blower. And the lawnmower.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: And the lawnmower.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 7: But I should be able to wash our clothes and microwave.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 7: Those are sounds that are. encompassed in our home.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: It's a countrywide day of rest and relaxation, and everybody
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: kind of adheres to that. Nobody, like, bucks the system.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: They've kind of understood that that's how it's going to be,
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: and everybody's perfectly happy with it. That one wasn't really
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: the shocking one, although I think it's cool, and I
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: think America could adopt that in a second.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: Matter of fact, they were concerned at that winter park
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: with the leaf blowers, right?
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: Well, they tried. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 8: Sunday, it's the only day out of the week if
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 8: I woke up from a coma, I could tell you
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 8: if it was Sunday or not. It's the only day
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 8: that has this great, wholesome, cartoon morning vibe for me.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: It's your only nothing day. It's the only day that
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: most people don't write. Like schedule stuff other than family stuff.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: It's in God's laws.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: Understood.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and also if I'm a POS on a Sunday, dude,
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 8: I'm guilt free.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 3: I'm like, eh, Sunday. Eh, Sunday.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: I like it because of no pressure to accomplish anything
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: on Sundays for the rule for me.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm talking about.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 2: I don't wake up with a burden of completion, which
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: I love.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: That's like my favorite thing in the world is just
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: knowing I don't have anything to do that day. That's
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: the greatest.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 8: Well, Sundays, I still have stuff to do, but it's
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 8: the only day that I can blame the day for
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 8: not getting it done.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but even then, it's no schedule.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: Like, I may get up on Sunday and have one
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 2: or two things to do, but there's no pressure to
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 2: get it done any time. Like, I could get it
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: done at 11. I could do it at 2. It
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: doesn't really matter. I think skies are a little bit
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: more blue on Sundays. And here's the other thing that's
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: kind of interesting. People in Switzerland do not argue with
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: each other.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: They do not.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: If they have a disagreement, they do this instead. And
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: by the way, this is also in families. Not only
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: do you have a scenario of like I had a
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 2: work issue with Jack or whatever or Ross or you
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: guys had one with me. There would not be a, hey,
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: I'm going to come up to you and talk to
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: you about it, and it could turn into an argument, whatever.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: They don't do things like that. There are no face-to-face. What,
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: do they write a letter? That's exactly what they do.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: So what they do is this. Let's say I had
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: a problem with Jack or Deb or Ross. We had
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: an issue here at work. Rather than even bring it up,
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: like it would never even be brought up, you type
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 2: it out on a letter, you laminate that letter, and
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: you stick it to their front door. And that includes
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: your own family. If your kid did something sideways to you,
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: instead of scolding your child, they don't do that. They
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: write a letter to their kid and they tape it
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: to their bedroom door. So when their kid gets home,
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: they can read it and there's no confrontation. Then the
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: kid writes back to the parent how they feel about
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: the letter.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 7: This is why the Swiss are always the ones in
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 7: the middle.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: They don't pick any sides. You can always count on
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: them to be, you know.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 6: Neutral.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: Neutral.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, is that a good way to
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: resolve issues? And the funny thing is, is I've been
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: in a relationship before where we really didn't do that.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: We just wrote email back and forth if we had
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: a serious issue. Because we found that our emotions got
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 2: a little too deep when we were talking about things
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: and we would kind of– the temperature that would raise
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: up a little bit. And we found that did not
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 2: happen when you're just simply typing it out, that the
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 2: person could read it. They could take it in. They
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 2: could think about the response. It wasn't reactive. You could
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: say everything.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 3: You have to say without being interrupted or getting sidetracked by–
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 3: and not– fully explaining what you wanted to say. Yeah, fully.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 2: And by the way, it takes the flame away from
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 2: the scenario because you've sat and thought about it. You
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: can re-edit it. And when you post it up, that's
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: your final thought. And the other person can do the
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: same thing. Because everyone's been in an argument, right? When
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, God, I'm so mad. This person's so mad.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: We're in the middle of an argument. And I just
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 3: crossed the line. Yeah, oh, like. I just said that. Whoops.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: I just dropped a nuke. Or are you just talking
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: so fast you say something you don't mean like microwave? Jack,
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 3: I'm not in a relationship with you. Are you going
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 3: to send me a letter? You are the last one
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: to find out then.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: What do you think about that, Debra? I would think
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: that of all of us, you're actually one of the
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: better communicators on the show. You're pretty level-headed with no
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: Jack Daniels.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 4: It stopped me with laminate.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: Know that that's necessary. I think they just do that
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: to make sure it doesn't get messed up. So it
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: slides under.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 3: Right, exactly.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 4: Can't avoid it. Can't say you automatically deleted it.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 2: But the idea of– like you, Chris, you get into
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 2: an argument and instead of– you have a disagreement. And
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: instead of like, hey, Chris, I need to talk to
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 2: you kind of thing, you write a letter out. And,
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, you post it to where you know he's
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: going to be, like maybe leaving the house that morning
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: and he gets that letter. Do you think you can
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 2: resolve issues like that?
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 3: I'd prefer not to. You would?
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd prefer not to.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: You would prefer just to get super pissed right in
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 2: their face?
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 4: No, not at all because you don't have to.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely not.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 7: But it is interesting the people who are texting us
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 7: and letting us know it's the same thing in Germany
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 7: and Austria.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and those are right next to each other.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 7: So no shopping, no work, no noise on Sunday. It
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 7: really is considered a day of just of rest.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: About that life.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: Which is supposed to be that way.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 7: And science has shown that if you do take Sunday
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 7: off one day at least a week and you do nothing,
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 7: it does benefit you mentally. But don't you find as
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 7: well as like I know Ross says the sky is
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 7: a little bit bluer on Sunday, but Sunday is also
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 7: kind of like the bummer of the weekend days because,
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 7: you know, the very next day.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 8: But football season ain't like that. I'm living in the now.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 8: I'm not worried about Monday. I'm trying to soak in Sunday.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 8: I got to tell you, I don't get that either, man. No?
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 3: I really don't. Not at all.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't get that bummer Monday's coming thing. And
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: I guess maybe because we have this job.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess. it's only one of us who hates
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 3: her job.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 4: Not the job.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: Not the job. Perfectly said. I get it.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: Am I the guy? Yeah, but I just found that
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 2: kind of interesting. I was like, man, I don't know.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: But the thing is, I have written my kids letters before.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 7: Sometimes it does help diffuse because you get to say,
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 7: like Jack said, you get to say what you need
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 7: to say. Without being interrupted or without the other person
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 7: being triggered by what they thought they heard.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: Somebody just texted and said they thought it was cowardly.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 8: No, I don't think it's cowardly because what's cowardly is
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 8: not trying anything at all.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: And running away. There's still an attempt of communication.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 8: Which I can honestly say, that is, I thought that
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 8: was a given.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 3: I thought everybody tried.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 8: No. Some people just go to the grave, never sharing
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 8: their two cents.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 2: Some people understand.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 3: You do not look at me. I do not. You
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 3: do not look at me. No, I wasn't.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: It sounded like you didn't. Jack, do you think it
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: was just him looking at you? I've got some horrible
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 2: news for you. I'll write you a letter about it. Uh,
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 2: four Oh seven nine one six one Oh four. I'll
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: tape it to your door. Uh, seven seven zero three one.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: Load them up guys.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: It's time for trivia.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 3: We'll do that next. Hey crew.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 2: Uh, I met Judy from life imaging.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 3: Oh boy.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 6: The poker tournament weeks ago. And she hooked me up with, uh,
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 6: a scan of my brain, body and heart. And I
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 6: couldn't be more pleased. Um, I think I'm going to
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 6: live a few more years. And they're just awesome people.
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 6: And I think everyone needs to go there.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 3: Thank you all.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, the testimonials out of Life Imaging are pretty amazing. Actually,
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: Deb was just reminding me of a story that broke
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: this past week of actress Busy Phillips.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 7: She got a body scan despite her primary care doctor
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 7: saying she didn't need it.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 4: You know, it was unnecessary.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 7: Her cousin's husband is a doctor and said, love those scans.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 4: Get it done.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: They found a tumor in her brain.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 3: A very rare tumor.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that her doctor said they had no issues, but
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 2: the scan found it. That's the thing, man.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 3: And you meet Judy.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 2: Judy is such a fireball.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, she's a hoot.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: You absolutely couldn't love her more. And she's a little bombastic.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 2: But the thing is, she's so dead serious about this.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 2: She has such a great sense of humor. But when
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: you start talking to her about the results that people
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 2: have and the lives that that thing has saved, I mean,
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: she damn near gets emotional every time you talk about it.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 2: And she's seen it over and over again. It really
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: is magical. So we appreciate that testimonial, buddy. Thank you
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 2: so much. Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 3: I'm Jim.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: There's Deb.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 12: Jack.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 2: And Ross is here as well. Jack, what's in the
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: Jackie sack, buddy?
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 3: All aboard. Chugga-chugga.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 7: Choo-choo.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: Clickety-clack. Clickety-clack.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 2: Pair tickets to.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 3: Watch Orlando City FC take on San Diego FC at
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 3: Interdoc Coast Stadium. This game is happening September 5th. Maybe
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 3: you can see Griezmann score some.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he just scored a brace on a 2-1 comeback
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 8: victory from the boys in purple.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 3: Sweet.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: If you are looking for community entertainment supporting something Orlando,
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 2: let me recommend Orlando City.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 3: Man, didn't that place get exciting when he scored that? God,
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 3: it was awesome. It was so good.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 8: If you haven't seen a goal live change that, you
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 8: might have a new addiction.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 2: I gotta go check this cat out.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: We also have tickets for something happening tomorrow night. It's
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 3: the NASCAR O'Reilly Auto Park Series Winn-Dixie 250 at Daytona
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 3: International Speedway, baby.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: August 28th. That's tomorrow. You can go.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: Those race names are exhausting.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 3: It's the no-waps. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 1: No-waps.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 3: It's so much easier. No-waps. Anyway, those are the prizes
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 3: in the Jackie bag.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 4: So back to you, clickety-clack.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 2: Dang it, everyone.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 2: One, two, three, four, or five.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 4: Let's go to number two.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 2: Two sounds good. That is Danny. Danny, how you doing?
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 3: What up, Jim?
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: What's up, Blair? You want to play a little game
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: with us?
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 20: I do.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 13: Right now.
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 2: Danny's very aggro when it comes to the game.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 3: I like it. He's ready.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 2: Danny, I like your aggro nature when it comes to trivia, buddy.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 3: It's my wife's birthday.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 13: Tomorrow, and I'm trying to go to the Winn-Dixie 250.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 13: But she's probably going.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: To want to go out to dinner.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 11: Well, we're going to give you a... Ain't nothing wrong
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 11: with a dog at the track. Hey, Danny, if you
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 11: lose this game, hang on there a minute.
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 3: Stay on the phone. All right, buddy.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 2: This is a real easy game. Danny, I've got a
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 2: question here for you. Four answers. One of these answers
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 2: is not true.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: Trying to fool you, buddy, but if you can find it,
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: I'll send you over to Jack, and he's at the
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: Jackie Sack, and you can dig around there a little bit.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 3: All right. Are you ready?
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 13: Can't wait. Can't wait.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 1: I'm ready.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 2: Here we go. On this day in 1964, the Disney
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: classic Mary Poppins premieres at Grauman's Chinese Theater.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 8: Oh, cool.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 2: Here are three fun facts about Mary Poppins and one
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 2: lie that makes the medicine go down.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 11: Aw.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 2: All right, buddy, we're talking about Mary Poppins, the movie
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: from 64. Which one of these is not true? Number one,
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 2: Mary Poppins was supposed to be a ride at Magic Kingdom,
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 2: but Peter Pan's flight was chosen instead. Number two, the
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 2: animatronic Robin in the movie was the beginning of Disney Imagineering.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: Number three, the song A Spoonful of Sugar was inspired
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: by the writer's children explaining how they took the polio vaccine.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 2: Or lastly, it took Walt Disney nearly 10 years to
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 2: convince P.L. Travers to sell him the rights to the movie.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 2: She needed the money. Which of those is a lie?
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 3: You're too good, Jim. I got no clue. I'm going
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 3: to guess number one.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 2: No, that's absolutely true. Unfortunately, Mary Poppins was supposed to
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 2: be a ride at Magic Kingdom, but Peter Pan's flight
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 2: was chosen instead.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 3: Do you know why?
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 4: Easier?
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 2: Walt Disney wanted people who went to the Magic Kingdom
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: here to have the same ride experiences they had at Disneyland.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: He didn't want two different rides. He wanted them to
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 2: be similar on each coast.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 4: And yet now we have different rides.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 2: Exactly right. All right, Deb, one, three, four, or five?
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 3: Let's go five.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 2: Five sounds good. That is Kathy. Kathy, how are you?
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 13: Great.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 2: We're talking about Mary Poppins, Kathy. Which one of these
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: isn't true? Number one, the animatronic Robin in the movie
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 2: was the beginning of Disney Imagineering. Number two, the song
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: A Spoonful of Sugar was inspired by the writer's children
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 2: explaining how they took the polio vaccine. Or lastly, it
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 2: took Walt Disney nearly 10 years to convince P.L. Travers
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: to sell him the rights to the movie. She needed
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: the money.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 7: Two.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 2: No, that's absolutely true. The song, A Spoonful of Sugar,
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 2: was inspired. Matter of fact, the guy was in a
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 2: writer's block, and he had no idea how he was
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 2: going to kind of create this song. When his kids
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: came home, they were telling him about taking the polio vaccine,
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: and he's like, how did it taste? And he goes, well,
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: they put it on sugar cube and just gave it
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 2: to me, and that was the inspiration for the song,
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: A Spoonful of Sugar Makes the Medicine Go Down. Pretty cool, huh?
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 3: Isn't that cool?
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: All right, one, three, or four?
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 4: Let's go one.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 2: One sounds good.
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 3: That is Gary.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 2: Gary, how are you?
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 5: I'm good.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 3: All right, buddy.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 2: You got a 50-50 shot here. We're talking about Mary Poppins.
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 2: Which one of these is not true? Number one, the
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 2: animatronic Robin in the movie was the beginning of Disney Imagineering.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 2: Or lastly, it took Walt Disney nearly 10 years to
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 2: convince P.L. Travers to sell him the rights to the movie.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 2: She needed the money.
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 21: Number one.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 2: No, that's absolutely true.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, you made it, Puzzle Master.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 2: Absolutely true. You got a Sophie's Choice here. Is it
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 2: Paul or Chris?
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 4: I got to go with Chris.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: Chris is right. Chris, how you doing?
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 17: I'm doing great, guys.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, buddy, you are doing great.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 3: Tell me this.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 2: It took Walt Disney nearly 10 years to convince P.L.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 2: Travers to sell him the rights to the movie.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 3: She needed the money. That's a big old fat lie, Jim.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 2: It is a big fat lie. How many years did
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 2: it take?
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 13: Almost 20.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 3: It did almost take 20 years. He's 100% right. At
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 3: least he knew. Good job, Chris.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 2: Almost 20 years to convince P.L. Travers to sell him
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 2: the rights to the movie. She did not want to
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 2: do it, but she got hard up for cash and
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: had to wind up just selling him the rights.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 7: And she had to have loved the end product. It's
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 7: a beloved movie for how many decades? And what's fascinating
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 7: is I had no idea. That Robin is what started
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 7: Disney Imagineering.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 2: That led to Hall of Presidents. It led to all that.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: And then they actually started the Imagineering program based on
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 2: the work they did on that Robin. And it created
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 2: an entire genre of other things for them just based
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 2: on that one little movie.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 7: For a lot of people, that's like the creme de
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 7: la creme is to become an Imagineer.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 2: Some other things you may not know about Mary Poppins
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 2: before we get to the top of the hour. We've
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 2: got raw slots coming up in a few minutes.
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 2: The nanny who leaves the Banks family to make room
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: for Mary Poppins also played the Bride of Frankenstein.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the actress that actually played the Bride of Frankenstein.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 2: The author of the book Mary Poppins, P.L.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 3: Travers.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: Absolutely loathed the movie.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 2: She hated it more than anything. Actually, she hated it
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 2: so much, she swore she would never work with Disney again.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 2: Would constantly storm off the set because the writers wanted
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 2: to make the movie. Mary Poppins wasn't supposed to be nice.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 2: She was supposed to be like an old hag, a
• 1:57:28
  Speaker 2: bit of a bitch, and a bit of a.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 2: Like a taskmaster.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 2: And it wasn't as bright and shiny as it was
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 2: in the book. And she hated the fact that they
• 1:57:40
  Speaker 2: changed so much about the book.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 4: Did she not see what they did to the Grimm
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 4: Brother fairy tales?
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 2: The entire movie was actually shot indoors. Yep, not one
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 2: frame of this movie shot outside. And then lastly, the
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 2: song Feed the Birds, if you'll remember when she's holding
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 2: the snow globe.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 4: Top end.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 2: That's Walt Disney's favorite song of all time. Not just
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 2: favorite Disney song, that's his favorite song ever. And another
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 2: thing about that snow globe, because when the movie wrapped,
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 2: nobody kind of knew what... to do with the thing.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 2: They threw that in the trash. A prop master went
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 2: and dug it out of the trash because it almost
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 2: went to the bin and would have been lost forever.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 17: Wow.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 2: By the way, this is a fraction of the cool
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: stuff about the production of Mary Poppins. If you want
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 2: a cool little wormhole, just go tell AI to give
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 2: you like 50 fun facts about Mary Poppins and just
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 2: read on. It really is kind of crazy.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 3: Never saw it. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 4: What?
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know that I've seen it from beginning to end.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 3: You don't know about the penguin dance? I've seen clips
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 3: of Dick Van Dyke dancing. I have seen it all
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 3: the way through.
• 1:58:45
  Speaker 4: Oh, it's such a good movie.
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: It is amazing, yeah. They customized penguin pants, Jack. It
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 3: was cool.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 14: Thoughts?
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 8: We have a new ally. In fact, I don't know
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 8: if they even know this, but we have got to thank...
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 8: The country of Australia.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 3: Do we?
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because they're leading the charge against something. And the
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 8: rest of the world needs to catch up. All right.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 8: That's a Terminator reference. We need to follow Australia. I'm
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 8: not going to do it again. Well, I thought that
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 8: was it. I thought on the third one we were
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 8: going to. Yeah, that's next on Ross Thoughts.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 1: Good afternoon, morning, cold, burnt, cold brew.
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 10: Okay, so I have to say I'm a little disappointed
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 10: in my sister because she is about to have a
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 10: little girl in less than a month, and it's going
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 10: to stop me and Mama T from coming out to Suds, Pops,
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 10: and Pines.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 10: I'm actually wicked hyped for her, super excited, and if
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 10: we have to miss it, that's okay. But hey, Ross,
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 10: just a quick question for you. Do you know why
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 10: you should never date a soccer player? Well, I mean, dude,
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 10: if you break up, that one might have been a keeper.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 20: Oh.
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 3: That hurt. Not bad. Not bad.
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 4: It's a shame if he doesn't make it out to
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 4: sad spots and pints.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be a shame.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 2: Tiny bit of redemption there for Big T. Give me
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: a good event.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 7: It's going to miss out on something special.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 6: 407-916-1041.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 2: Text us 77031. Welcome back.
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 3: I'm Jim.
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 2: There's Deb.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 22: Hello.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: Jack is here as well.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And Ross has some thoughts. Let's get them.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird. Mills Air. It's funny. You need to call them. Sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: It's hot out. It's Ross. Spelled like sauce. It's Ross Thoughts.
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  Speaker 8: I started off going, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun, because this is a Terminator
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  Speaker 8: 2 moment for me.
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  Speaker 3: All right, I like it.
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  Speaker 8: When I see this news flash across my little news feed,
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  Speaker 8: or when I log into my email account, which is Yahoo,
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 8: which is somewhat, I found myself finding that to be
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 8: a hot take. Shout out to my Yahoo sister and brother-in-law.
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  Speaker 8: I am House Yahoo.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have any problem. Yahoo is the very
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 2: first website I visit every morning. Yeah, but now it's
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 2: not anymore, right?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, see?
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  Speaker 8: It lost its touch. It got dust. This website has dust.
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 8: But it also gives me my news on that first
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 8: little ticker. That's my first introduction to news. And I
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 8: just read this. It was also brought up on this
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 8: last week's episode of Good Sauce from Joel because he
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 8: brought it up to my attention.
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  Speaker 3: Australia has made a decision.
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  Speaker 8: And that is to ban AI-generated tracks from official music charts.
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  Speaker 10: Really?
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  Speaker 5: Look at there.
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  Speaker 8: They stepped up and said, nah, we want you to
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  Speaker 8: use pro tools and make your little beeps and bops yourselves.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 8: And this all started from a remix from a DJ
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  Speaker 8: that was using a Madonna song that started charting.
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  Speaker 3: And people started getting rubbed the wrong way.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 8: And I bring this up for Ross Thoughts as so
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  Speaker 8: much more than like, oh, did you see the news?
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  Speaker 8: I think this is the first hit back. I think
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  Speaker 8: this is the first strike back. This is the first
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  Speaker 8: John Connor, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, moment that I
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 8: have seen. Yeah, the first salvo, huh? The first punch,
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  Speaker 8: the first counterpunch.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm here to tell you, it's not from the
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  Speaker 8: powers to be that is going to curve this.
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  Speaker 2: This is just an award. This is just a chart
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  Speaker 2: over in Australia. It's just going to be people not
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  Speaker 2: buying into it, right? That's the whole thing. It's like
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 2: people are just like, I don't want that trash kind
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 2: of thing or no.
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  Speaker 3: And it's got me.
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  Speaker 8: Well, not only do we not want that trash, it's
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 8: also the ethics behind it right now. Because what I'm
• 2:02:53
  Speaker 8: worried about is that what happens when it starts to
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  Speaker 8: not sound like trash? What happens when people can't tell
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  Speaker 8: at all?
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  Speaker 3: At all, at all.
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  Speaker 8: Now, the average person, I believe in this, I don't
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 8: think the average person can tell right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: You grab your 50-year-old middle-of-the-road person in Nebraska and show
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 8: them an AI song?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: We should do that next break. We should do that
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  Speaker 2: one day on the air, just kind of get a
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 2: couple songs that are AI produced against other songs that
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  Speaker 2: maybe we aren't familiar with and see if we can
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  Speaker 2: pick them out.
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  Speaker 8: Well, it doesn't even have to stop there. This is
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 8: where it gets even more John Connor-y a little bit.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 8: It starts also with those algorithms. I guarantee you every
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 8: single millennial, if you are lucky enough to still have
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 8: both of your parents alive... You have got sent a
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 8: AI video or BS video from your parents.
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 2: With a paragraph that is like, could you believe this?
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Starting off like that or something like that, yeah.
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 3: I warned you about Obama.
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  Speaker 8: And now, and I don't want to throw underneath the bus,
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 8: but I'll send you, I'll give you an example. My
• 2:04:06
  Speaker 8: mom once sent me a video of Donald Trump talking
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 8: about how great mothers are for Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right, right. And I saw the video. Immediately. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> Toothpaste,
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  Speaker 3: go back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It ain't going back. It
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 3: ain't going back. It ain't going back.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 8: Which is why that is your main entree of a
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 8: Ross thought.
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It ain't going back.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 8: And she's the target audience. You have to be pro.
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 8: She once sent me a video saying, hey, did you
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 8: know that the director of the FBI competed in this
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 8: year's Olympics?
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And damn, if I believe it, there it is.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 3: Kash Patel.
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 8: Right there on ice skates. It was like, what are
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 8: we doing? V, you have to be proactive when it
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 8: comes to AI, which is why I propose this question
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 8: to you three. How and what are you going to
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 8: do to fight back on AI? Because you can no
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 8: longer just scroll, lap up information. Like, this whole Nepal
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 8: flooding has got me like a beaten dog, dude. Because
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 8: I don't know what's real. I have trust issues.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 8: Just a couple of months ago, I remember when a
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 8: massive snowstorm was exaggerated greatly through AI images. Now, the
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 8: real images were still dramatic. But nothing compared to the
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 8: thing that was embellished. So that does all the damage.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 8: So it's almost like we need a condom for digital communication.
• 2:05:35
  Speaker 3: Can I ask you a question?
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 2: Because I don't know the answer to this because I've
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 2: never searched like this. Let's say you're going to Google
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 2: and you're going to ask it to show you a
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 2: video or maybe even YouTube or whatever the case may be.
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 2: Can you ask it to rule out AI content?
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 3: Would it know?
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 2: Like if I went to YouTube and said, hey, show
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 2: me videos of the Nepal floods or whatever, but no
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 2: AI content. Would it do that? Would it filter it out?
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 8: Here's the scariest answer I think I can give you.
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  Speaker 8: And it just so happens to be the most honest answer.
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  Speaker 8: It's going to try its best.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 3: And its best is already kind of proven that it's
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 3: not great.
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: Couldn't they make a marker? Isn't the code itself kind
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 2: of a tell that it's been created by AI? And
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 2: couldn't they theoretically just kind of ask the machine to
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 2: look for that code that basically denotes that that's AI-produced?
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 2: I know that they have watermarks on some stuff on X.
• 2:06:31
  Speaker 2: It'll actually say it underneath the video or photo.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so that does exist, but the argument against that is, man,
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 8: is that a small font? Oh, man, are they fully
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 8: aware of that? This is an AI video, and they
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 8: know that people don't know.
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 2: And it's shaded, by the way. Like, it's not even
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 2: real dark.
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 3: It's shaded.
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 2: So it's getting even hard to see.
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 8: And I just I get worried because I remember one time,
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 8: you know, my mom and I were talking about something
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 8: that we saw on the Internet. We start to argue
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 8: and then we go ahead and I look it up.
• 2:07:01
  Speaker 8: I go, this never even happened.
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 3: So now we're arguing over stuff that never even happened.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 2: Can I ask what your mom say to that? When
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 2: you explain to her that this isn't real, that just
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 2: some Trump troll out there is just making this up
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 2: and putting it out there, does she agree that it
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 2: is fake? Or does she say, oh, they got me
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 2: this time? Or what's her response? It's not a great feeling.
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 8: And that's the whole reason why I even bring it
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 8: up today is that I empathize with.
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 2: The feeling of getting got. Hell, I got mugged. I
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 2: got got too. Everyone has gotten got before.
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 8: But it's on us. Because it's not a police officer
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 8: or somebody leaving a friendly comment or something. It's your family.
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 8: It's your closest people that you need to hold each
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 8: other accountable and have that awkward conversation of going, I
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 8: am so sorry, Dolores.
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 3: But that's not real.
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not real.
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 8: Don't pity them and just act like they're not a
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 8: human being lapping up something false.
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 2: Because that's a teaching.
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 3: Moment, is it not?
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 2: That's like a moment where you can look at your
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 2: parents and say, hey, look, this is really advanced stuff.
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 2: It fools me, too, but you've got to be very
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 2: careful because this is going to happen.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and it is an interesting time. But props to
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 8: AI or props to Australia. for banning AI from their
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 8: award shows because that's the first time I've seen a
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 8: counterpunch from humanity.
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 3: When you talk about the footage you're seeing from Nepal,
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 3: and I mean, we believe everything we're seeing is genuine,
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 3: but do we get to that point where we start
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 3: not believing even the genuine stuff and then discounting it
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 3: where it doesn't have the same impact because you're like, oh,
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 3: that's probably not real.
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 8: Jack, a couple months ago, it was a big news story,
• 2:08:48
  Speaker 8: a viral video of all those kids in the basement
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 8: of like a Calpa Alpha Delta fraternity house. They were
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 8: all getting hazed as freshmen. I saw the video. I went,
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 8: that's not real. Because at that time, police cam footage
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 8: and that little GoPro wide camera thing, AI was like, oh,
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 8: people trust this. And camera footage like on your chest,
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 8: that type of content that's out there, it's grainy, which
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 8: AI is easier to replicate grainy and out of focus
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 8: stuff than it is in perfect clarity.
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 2: Could this actually wind up being a good thing? And
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 2: let me explain, right? If it gets to the point
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 2: where it's AI saturation and nobody really can believe or
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 2: trust what they see on social media, will that drive
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 2: people back to legitimate news sources to find their information?
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 2: Could that be the blowback of it? If people get
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 2: burned enough... Will they stop going to Twitter or Facebook
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 2: or Instagram or Snapchat for their blanking news and finally
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 2: go back to organizations that their entire existence depends on
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 2: them being credible? I mean, could that happen? Could you
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 2: see it? After a while, you're like, how many times
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 2: do you have to tell your granny or grandmother? They're like, hey,
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 2: you should just go to these news agencies where their
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 2: entire reputation and financial basis is based on. That being
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 2: right and being true.
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 3: I get that.
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 2: And I would be on board with that if it
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 2: wasn't for this damn attention span that keeps shrinking. But
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 2: how many times can you get burned even with your
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 2: attention span? Like if you went to one source, Ross,
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 2: and out of the 10 stories you pulled from it,
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 2: you got fooled on six of them.
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 3: After a while, you're not going back.
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 8: A couple months ago, I had an awkward confrontation with
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 8: somebody over it being AI. And it pissed me off
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 8: that he wasn't pissed off. And he goes, yeah, I mean,
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 8: I found out. Now I know it's not real. I'm like,
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 8: why do I care about your brain more than you do?
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 8: And I'll wrap this up with anybody thinking like, why
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 8: is this even happening? Why are AI videos happening? And
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 8: this is probably TMI. And yeah, you can come off
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 8: as a flex, but let me just give you some
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 8: behind the scenes, social media, actual numbers, money making wise, right?
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 8: I posted a clip of the sketch show that we
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 8: are doing in Mount Dora last This week, Saturday, August 29th.
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 8: 14 sketches. 14 sketches, thank you. I posted a clip
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 8: of that show. That show, that clip on Facebook, which
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 8: I am monetized, is at like 10,000 likes. What's the
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 8: USD with 10,000 likes? It's a little over $ 500. So
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 8: when you see a video, right, do that math.
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 8: I don't know if it's every 10,000 likes or if
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 8: it's the first 10,000 likes, but I can tell you
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 8: Facebook is literally paying the people to make this stuff.
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 8: And just now are they trying to pretend like, oh, yeah,
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 8: we're going to take away the monetization.
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 8: AI videos that have been dictating your surroundings was created
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 8: because there was money at the end of it.
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 22: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 8: Props to Australia. Yeah, sniper. Let's go, Australia. Let's follow suit.
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 8: Those are your Ross thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out.
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  Speaker 20: Peace.
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• 2:12:00
  Speaker 2: more of the Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 3: Heading home, driving in the rain and all that.
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  Speaker 12: One of the breakfast joints that I've seen popped up
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 12: a lot is First Watch. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 12: guys have heard of First Watch. There's one in Lake Nona,
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  Speaker 12: and there's one close to St.
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  Speaker 1: Cloud.
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  Speaker 12: But for me, one of my favorite places to go
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  Speaker 12: when it comes to eating breakfast is this place in St.
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  Speaker 12: a long time.
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  Speaker 2: French silk pie. French silk pie.
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  Speaker 3: Get out of here, dude. That was the best.
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  Speaker 4: Went to The Village Inn all the time for that.
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  Speaker 3: Man! Can I tell you, I never ate in the restaurant. No,
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 3: it was just French silk pie.
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  Speaker 2: But that one that was in Winter Park on Fairbanks
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 2: or wherever it was for the longest time, we would
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 2: go in there and get French silk pie. And I
• 2:12:45
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we used to go to the one down by
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  Speaker 3: It was still open.
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  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. We're
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 22: Hello.
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  Speaker 12: Jack.
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  Speaker 17: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: And Ross. I like First Watch. Tomorrow. Yeah, we have
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  Speaker 3: a new one in. I like First Watch. I like it.
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  Speaker 2: And it sounds like it defends us from the yorks. Yeah,
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• 2:13:45
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's not your vibe. Maybe you feel a little
• 2:13:51
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  Speaker 4: Oh, just the amount of offerings.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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• 2:14:10
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• 2:14:19
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• 2:14:23
  Speaker 2: And basically, it is the creme de la creme of
• 2:14:26
  Speaker 2: restaurants in the city of Orlando, but 100 of them
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 2: or so. And the thing we don't talk about enough, though,
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 2: is the alcohol that's going to be on property. Not
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 2: only do you have great wine distributors handing out free samples.
• 2:14:36
  Speaker 2: Great beer companies, spirits companies, it's all there. And on
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 2: top of the food and drink, they do a lot
• 2:14:41
  Speaker 2: of cool stuff during the event. They have a thing
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 2: called the Wine Door.
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 2: And this Wine Door has 100 bottles of wine attached
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 2: to it, and you can win that. It's like $ 7, 000
• 2:14:50
  Speaker 2: worth of wine or something.
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 4: I was thinking, like, where would I even put that?
• 2:14:54
  Speaker 12: Exactly.
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 2: And then you would also find the liquor cabinet, which
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 2: is a cabinet full of top-shelf premium liquors, and you
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 2: can win that as well. So grab your tickets. It's tastecfl.org, tastecfl.org.
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 2: And another great thing about this that I brought up
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 2: to a friend of mine today is this. This is
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 2: not a two-hour event. a lot of these events you
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 2: pay this money to get into and it's like a
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 2: couple hours and you feel you gotta rush through it
• 2:15:19
  Speaker 2: you gotta cram it down this is gotta go quick
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 2: next one gotta eat more gotta eat more four hours
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 2: long so time to digest you can get there early
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 2: we'll kind of wander around plenty of tables to sit
• 2:15:29
  Speaker 2: and enjoy yourself take a little bit talk a little
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 2: bit go get another bite you know kind of find
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 2: out what the room has to offer people will be
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 2: talking about what the best stuff is so it is
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 2: a crazy fun event it is so much fun you
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 2: really like it it's classy it's real nice you feel
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 2: like it's a good dress-up night so taste cfl.org do
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 2: you know what you're wearing i do it's gonna be
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 2: like a slack shirt coat kind of thing dude oh like.
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 3: You wear everywhere so let me ask it's cocktail it's
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 3: cocktail is that what that is yeah jacket yeah just
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 3: a jacket collared shirt collared shirt jacket.
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 4: Can i get away with jeans If you got the jacket? Yeah,
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 4: I would say that you could.
• 2:16:05
  Speaker 2: See, the thing is- Are they ripped? My wife is
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 2: wearing a nice little gold cocktail dress, so I'm going
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 2: to have something that really compliments her.
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 3: We try to look nice together. Not like you met
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 3: someplace and didn't know what she was wearing.
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to compliment my wife. She's beautiful, and
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 2: I want to compliment my wife. When she picks out
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 2: what she wears, I'll try to find something that fits
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 2: what she's wearing so we have something in common, so
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 2: we look nice.
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 3: We take a lot of pictures that night. You've got
• 2:16:29
  Speaker 3: to compliment your wife. It's with words. What do you mean?
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 3: You look nice.
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 2: I tell her that every day of her life. What
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 2: I'm saying is when I'm next to her, I'm an
• 2:16:37
  Speaker 2: ogre comparatively, so I want to make sure that I
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 2: do my best to make her look nice.
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if she's dressed in gold, I don't know what
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 8: you've got even close to that. We brought you in
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 8: today to talk about what the public actually thinks about
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 8: when you guys go out. Everyone's got 911 on speed dial.
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 8: It is as old as time.
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 3: Because everyone's been thinking this for a while. That guy
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 3: drives a van. Has to.
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm going to say something to you. And I
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 2: want you to take this to heart. If you call
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 2: my wife a beast.
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 3: Again, don't.
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 2: It's bad news for you, dog. It's bows to the jaw.
• 2:17:32
  Speaker 2: One more time. One more effing time, dude. Bows to
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 2: the jaw. It's bows to the jaw. It's this right here.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 2: That bony-ass skateboarding bow right to your face.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 8: You know, ever since I became a dad, I've kind
• 2:17:44
  Speaker 8: of understood what a mile in your shoes is like.
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 8: When I take my son out. to like a restaurant,
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 8: they go, oh, that's not supposed to be happening. So
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 8: you're supposed to be locked in a box somewhere.
• 2:18:01
  Speaker 3: Guy doesn't know what he's doing. Welcome back.
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 2: So I wanted to read this story. We can end
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 2: up with this today. Have you guys heard of Oreo Gate?
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 2: I'm about it.
• 2:18:13
  Speaker 3: Oreo Gate. Wait, you don't even know.
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know it, but I like it.
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 3: Did you take your lunch to school or did you
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 3: eat at school? I ate at school.
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you take your lunch? Oh, yeah, I took my lunch.
• 2:18:24
  Speaker 3: Every day? Yes.
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 2: Really? Like most of your school career? Until high school.
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 2: High school, yeah, but up until then, you brought your lunch.
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 4: Deb? Same as Jack.
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 7: Pretty much throughout school until high school, and then sometimes
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 7: a brown baguette and sometimes get the grub in your
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 7: green beans.
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 2: It was off and on for me. There were certain
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 2: times when I ate what the school offered. I remember
• 2:18:43
  Speaker 2: there was a spate of time where my mom– you know,
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 2: maybe sandwiches and did the whole thing.
• 2:18:47
  Speaker 8: My mom tried twice and she was like, nah, here's
• 2:18:51
  Speaker 8: three bucks.
• 2:18:52
  Speaker 3: Go get a corn dog.
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 2: This is a, this is a pure 2026 parenting story.
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 2: As you might imagine, it's already easy to kind of
• 2:18:58
  Speaker 2: see what happened. So, uh, this mom goes on and
• 2:19:01
  Speaker 2: these moms have a, uh, a chat group, right? Like
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 2: Snapchat or some, a text group or whatever. And the
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 2: one mom goes on and she says, Hey, look, I
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 2: am asking all the moms in the group not to
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 2: put Oreos in your kids' lunches because it makes my
• 2:19:20
  Speaker 2: daughter jealous.
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, that is so stupid.
• 2:19:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's.
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 4: Right up there with a participation trophy.
• 2:19:30
  Speaker 2: She goes, hey, guys, I was just wondering if we
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 2: could agree not to send things like Oreos, chocolate candy,
• 2:19:35
  Speaker 2: et cetera, so the kids aren't comparing lunches.
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 4: They're always going to compare. That's what you do?
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 2: And you use that as currency. Are you crazy?
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 2:19:44
  Speaker 7: How else were you supposed to get your cigarettes?
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. What you got to do is just trade
• 2:19:49
  Speaker 3: all your food for the Oreos. This is more of
• 2:19:51
  Speaker 3: a girl problem. I think it's on the little kid.
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 3: Is it here predictably? All hell broke loose. The story
• 2:19:58
  Speaker 3: was involved multiple updates. All the elements of a modern
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 3: parenting argument. about this.
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 2: On one side, there's the, quote, crunchy mom, Michelle, who's
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 2: willing to, quote, snowplow over everyone else's Oreo enjoyment to
• 2:20:13
  Speaker 2: ensure her precious little child doesn't deal with any negative emotion.
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 12: Aww.
• 2:20:17
  Speaker 3: I just became familiar with that term. Crunchy?
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, crunchy.
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just this year. Jack, do you know what a
• 2:20:23
  Speaker 3: crunchy person is? I have not heard about it before today.
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 3: No way, really?
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 21: Right?
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 3: Deb, do you know what a crunchy.
• 2:20:28
  Speaker 2: A crunchy mom.
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 3: A crunchy mom. It's always moms. It's always moms.
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 4: Always, Mom. I've heard it, but I forgot exactly what
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 4: it refers to.
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Yeah, me too. Is that red dye 40? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:20:39
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. How many letters is in that ingredient?
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 2: How much protein is your kid getting? Is your kid
• 2:20:45
  Speaker 2: eating carrots? Is your kid exercising? The red dye 40
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 2: was a bad example. We really shouldn't have that. I
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 2: just want to throw that out there. I agree with
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 2: that one, crunchy mom. This is a perfect example of that, right?
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 2: This is a mom who is really paying attention to
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 2: what their kid is consuming.
• 2:21:04
  Speaker 3: And doesn't want to deal with the consequences of her
• 2:21:08
  Speaker 3: child having a healthier diet.
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 2: But that also, the crunchy thing also goes in the
• 2:21:14
  Speaker 2: medication and stuff.
• 2:21:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, but that just nailed that.
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 8: You don't want to sign up for the consequences of
• 2:21:21
  Speaker 8: giving your kid a healthy meal.
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 3: This is also the side effect. It sucks. You don't
• 2:21:27
  Speaker 3: get Oreos.
• 2:21:27
  Speaker 7: Because other parents don't have to help you parent your child.
• 2:21:31
  Speaker 7: If you choose not to put Oreos in your kid's lunch,
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 7: then you explain why. You chose not to add Oreos
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 7: or chocolate candies. You don't make everyone else act like
• 2:21:39
  Speaker 7: they don't exist.
• 2:21:41
  Speaker 2: One lady says, look, I'm going to sometimes send Oreos
• 2:21:43
  Speaker 2: in my kid's lunchbox, even if Ava's mom doesn't let
• 2:21:46
  Speaker 2: her have them. But if Ava ever comes to my house,
• 2:21:49
  Speaker 2: I won't serve Oreos and I won't make it weird.
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 2: That's what she said. That's what one of the moms said,
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 2: and it's in this group. And it's just kind of
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 2: funny how this thing blew up because it's now a
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 2: series of texts and quotes and posts and stuff about
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 2: how people feel about you having an effect on other
• 2:22:06
  Speaker 2: people's life when it really has nothing to do with you.
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 8: And the crunchiness also, everything has a perfect balance. There
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 8: is a place to be a little crunchy about consuming
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 8: what's in that before I eat that.
• 2:22:18
  Speaker 21: Yeah.
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 3: Great example. You know who I would consider a little crunchy?
• 2:22:22
  Speaker 3: The perfect amount of crunchy? My wife.
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would agree with that.
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 3: She's a vegan. She cares.
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 8: She's trying her best, but there is not a bone
• 2:22:31
  Speaker 8: in her body that would ever interject into a, please
• 2:22:34
  Speaker 8: stop sending Oreos. I don't even think the Oreo thing is...
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 8: Technically considered crunchy, more just like bad parenting. The crunchy
• 2:22:42
  Speaker 8: part would be like, you know, it's bad for you. Theoretically,
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 8: at four, five, six years old, you should be eating
• 2:22:48
  Speaker 8: sleeves of Oreos, but I don't think anybody should be
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 8: doing that. When my wife first became a vegan, I
• 2:22:53
  Speaker 8: want to say she gained like 15, 20 pounds. Because
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 8: all she ate was Oreos.
• 2:22:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 19: Oh, really?
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 3: Oreos are vegan. Is it really?
• 2:23:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 2: Wow, that filling is vegan?
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 3: I will, yeah. That's kind of scary, right?
• 2:23:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's, oh, yeah, it is. It's vegetable oil. Actually,
• 2:23:09
  Speaker 2: it's shortening is all it is. It's sweetened shortening. That's
• 2:23:13
  Speaker 2: exactly what it is, which is all vegetable-based. You're absolutely right.
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 3: I want to say it's Oreos.
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 2: How crazy. By the way, Oreo.
• 2:23:21
  Speaker 3: They have Oreo vegans. Yes.
• 2:23:25
  Speaker 2: By the way, Oreo checked in on this, and they said, quote,
• 2:23:28
  Speaker 2: Oreo gate was not on my bingo card for 2026.
• 2:23:30
  Speaker 3: They had.
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 2: No idea that they would be in the middle of
• 2:23:35
  Speaker 2: a controversy, and the product itself isn't the problem.
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 3: It has nothing to do with Oreos. It's these moms. Well,
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 3: it does in a little bit, maybe indirectly, because it's unhealthy,
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 3: which I assume is the reason that Little Ava doesn't
• 2:23:52
  Speaker 3: isn't allowed to have it.
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, everything in moderation. I mean, if
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 2: Friday is your lunchbox special and you get an Oreo
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 2: on Friday because it's the end of the week, I mean,
• 2:24:02
  Speaker 2: that ain't killing nobody.
• 2:24:02
  Speaker 3: I'm the kid who's, the best part of my day
• 2:24:04
  Speaker 3: was if I had a snack pack pudding in my lunch. Oh,
• 2:24:07
  Speaker 3: come on now. I know all about that. And you
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 3: cut yourself on that.
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 17: Oh, yeah.
• 2:24:12
  Speaker 3: Did you guys get that mixed fruit thing sometimes too? Occasionally, yeah. Yeah,
• 2:24:15
  Speaker 3: that's the best. It was good. That syrup is enough to... Oh,
• 2:24:18
  Speaker 3: that's a snort of that. Yeah, give you that charge. Sugar, dude.
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 3: You got one cherry in those. Sometimes it's half a cherry.
• 2:24:25
  Speaker 3: How did Del Monte look at fruit and go, how
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 3: can we make this bad for him? Let's bet it's
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 3: swim and syrup. We were just talking about the fruit cup. Oh, God,
• 2:24:36
  Speaker 3: I forgot what I was talking about.
• 2:24:37
  Speaker 8: I got made fun of because I brought tapioca, and
• 2:24:39
  Speaker 8: I was really defensive over my tapioca pudding.
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 3: And, dude, I got flamed in middle school. Did you really? Yeah, man.
• 2:24:46
  Speaker 3: They called me a weirdo. It was bad. It goes chocolate, vanilla,
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 3: and then there's 10 other flavors, and then teppanyaki. It
• 2:24:54
  Speaker 3: had me yelling at the end of an argument going,
• 2:24:56
  Speaker 3: I like the lumps. Oh, come on, not again. It's terrible.
• 2:25:02
  Speaker 3: Like rice pudding. It's good.
• 2:25:04
  Speaker 2: It says your Oreo gate has all the trappings of
• 2:25:06
  Speaker 2: good viral content, low stakes, high relatability. Escalating conflict and emotion,
• 2:25:11
  Speaker 2: identifiable heroes and villains, human and episodic suspense.
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 3: It's the greatest.
• 2:25:17
  Speaker 2: Each installment or post raises the stakes to something else.
• 2:25:25
  Speaker 2: And apparently this is a thing. People are following this
• 2:25:27
  Speaker 2: story online as if it was produced by Netflix.
• 2:25:30
  Speaker 8: See, I already know I'm going to disagree so many
• 2:25:33
  Speaker 8: things with my wife over parenting. I look forward to
• 2:25:37
  Speaker 8: all of them, but school lunch, packed lunch... Like, school
• 2:25:41
  Speaker 8: lunch is millennial hose water. You guys got hose water
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 8: from the 80s. I think school lunches is what will
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 8: make you... That's like throwing dirt in a cup.
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I don't know that your generation has a
• 2:25:52
  Speaker 3: drinking from the hose. No.
• 2:25:54
  Speaker 8: Dude, these chicken sandwiches that I was eating and consuming...
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 8: They had to have something in them that was.
• 2:26:02
  Speaker 3: Not chicken? Yeah, not chicken.
• 2:26:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it was. But some school lunches, man.
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 2: Do not ever read anything that... When you get a
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 2: chicken sandwich, especially from Burger King or any chicken product
• 2:26:11
  Speaker 2: that is like that, never read the back of that thing.
• 2:26:14
  Speaker 3: Don't do that. Because then you... It's the most non...
• 2:26:18
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, includes... Non-appetizing. Includes mechanically separated rib meat. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 3: Enjoy it.
• 2:26:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's why crunchy moms are also on to something
• 2:26:31
  Speaker 8: a little bit. It's just like you should kind of
• 2:26:34
  Speaker 8: every now and then be critical of an ingredient you
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 8: can't say.
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 3: For your child.
• 2:26:39
  Speaker 2: That's the separation, and that's the crunchy thing that drives
• 2:26:43
  Speaker 2: this entire drama. Look, if she would have just said
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 2: this to her kid, she could have just said to
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 2: her kid, hey, look, other kids and parents may give
• 2:26:49
  Speaker 2: their kids Oreos. We don't do that here. We do
• 2:26:52
  Speaker 2: Oreos on the weekends. So, I mean, you're going to
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 2: get Oreos. Oreos are a problem solved. But, you know,
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 2: that's their mom, and that's how they do things, and
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 2: we don't do things like that.
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 3: That's it. Problem solved.
• 2:27:01
  Speaker 2: You don't have to ask every other mom to do
• 2:27:02
  Speaker 2: something you do to make your kid feel okay. That
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 2: just leads the kid to believe that that's how life
• 2:27:06
  Speaker 2: is going to be, and it's not.
• 2:27:08
  Speaker 8: Help me out here. I'm at a bonfire with a
• 2:27:09
  Speaker 8: bunch of people I don't know. It's a friend, hypothetically
• 2:27:12
  Speaker 8: speaking here, right? What should I not bring up more?
• 2:27:15
  Speaker 8: parenting techniques or politics what is the spicier out of
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 8: the two oh my god a room full of young.
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 2: Parents oh my goodness uh i would say parenting is
• 2:27:27
  Speaker 2: probably going to be the hotter stove.
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah group yeah i think you're safer with politics.
• 2:27:31
  Speaker 2: I think politics is safer there because politics is pretty
• 2:27:33
  Speaker 2: cut and dry now i mean right now you're picking
• 2:27:36
  Speaker 2: a side. There is no, well, you know, some of
• 2:27:38
  Speaker 2: these guys have a good point. You know, it's not
• 2:27:39
  Speaker 2: that's not really happening right now in politics. But in parenting,
• 2:27:42
  Speaker 2: that is a mega hyper personal scenario. By the way,
• 2:27:46
  Speaker 2: it's generational because you're not only ragging on how they're parenting.
• 2:27:49
  Speaker 2: More than likely, they get those parenting tips from their
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 2: mom and dad. So now you're taking shots at their
• 2:27:54
  Speaker 2: generationally and how that family parents.
• 2:27:56
  Speaker 8: I know there's a lot of people out there. If
• 2:27:58
  Speaker 8: someone gets a shot at their parents, parenting technique, they'd
• 2:28:01
  Speaker 8: be like, you're onto something.
• 2:28:02
  Speaker 2: It didn't work out.
• 2:28:03
  Speaker 8: For me either.
• 2:28:04
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 2:28:04
  Speaker 2: Like I put the full brakes on my dad's there. Anyway,
• 2:28:07
  Speaker 2: we store, we steer away from that. Deb, what do
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  Speaker 2: you got coming up for you already here?
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  Speaker 7: First attorneys want the Tate brothers out of Miami federal detention.
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  Speaker 7: The NFL eliminates a game that's been hosted in Orlando
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  Speaker 7: multiple times. And the, The Florida State Fair is ranked
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  Speaker 7: among the best. We'll talk about that next during You
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  Speaker 7: Heard It Here First.
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  Speaker 3: You got it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's take a little break. We'll come back and do
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  Speaker 2: Debs News and get the hell out of here on
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  Speaker 2: a Thursday.
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  Speaker 1: Radio 104.1. It's time for a Talk Back Purge on
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  Speaker 15: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 21: I am totally obsessed with Oreo Gate. I've been watching
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  Speaker 21: this Instagram from last Tuesday. where she had only 30,000 followers.
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  Speaker 21: Now she has 160,000 followers.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy.
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  Speaker 21: All from OreoGate. It's so much fun. It's the news
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  Speaker 21: we need right now.
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  Speaker 2: Truthfully.
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  Speaker 21: And also, she won't say why she hates Oreos, which
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  Speaker 21: has made it a whole mystery thing, too. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 21: I love it. I am totally obsessed.
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  Speaker 3: It's super cool.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Jimmy and crew.
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  Speaker 3: Happy Thursday.
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  Speaker 5: Happy weekend eve. Hey, if you happen to be sitting
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  Speaker 5: around on Sunday and want to find a good book,
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  Speaker 5: I strongly suggest Tabor's Medical Dictionary. If nothing else, it's
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  Speaker 5: a good one to have around the office. You know,
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  Speaker 5: you can diagnose stuff. But turn to the very tail
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  Speaker 5: end of that book. It's got all phobias. Phobophobia. Virophobias.
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  Speaker 3: But anticipatory grief. Bummer. Uh-oh, the purge got him. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Phobia of cut-off talkbacks. Talkback-a-obia.
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  Speaker 13: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 16: Did y'all see that Maine Coon kitten?
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  Speaker 22: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: With 29 toes?
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  Speaker 16: It's so cute.
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  Speaker 3: It was just born. And, well, I bet you that
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  Speaker 3: little bugger can swim. Man, my voice is hell. It
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  Speaker 3: is terrible.
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  Speaker 4: And it was getting better for a while. Yeah, kitten
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  Speaker 4: born in Wisconsin.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, crew.
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  Speaker 6: It's me again about Judy and life imaging. I was
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  Speaker 6: kind of nervous, but I wanted to elaborate. I do
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  Speaker 6: have a couple issues that I found there, and I'm
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  Speaker 6: going to get them taken care of.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the goal.
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  Speaker 3: So please, everybody go.
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  Speaker 2: You never know what you've got going on.
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  Speaker 3: Got to go and never know. Thank you, everyone. That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Judy, and life imaging, and thank you, Real Radio.
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  Speaker 5: Sweet.
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  Speaker 2: I love hearing that.
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  Speaker 4: Man, I can't believe I'm still depressed after Dolly Parton dying.
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  Speaker 4: I guess I'm having postpartum depression.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: That's good.
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  Speaker 4: He gets credit for that.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we haven't heard from the sniper in a bit.
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  Speaker 14: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I hope she's okay.
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  Speaker 3: Did she call this week at all? No, I think
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  Speaker 3: she's on vacation. Oh, she may be on vacation. Damn it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm hoping. How dare she not tell us? I
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  Speaker 2: have a super short, amazing Dolly Parton story. It's less
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  Speaker 2: than 40 seconds. I've been wanting to share it since
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  Speaker 2: the news has crossed. My great friend, best friend in
• 2:31:12
  Speaker 2: stand-up comedy, his name is Sean Finnerty. He travels full
• 2:31:16
  Speaker 2: time on cruise ships doing comedy shows. One of his
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  Speaker 2: jokes starts off by asking every audience the same question.
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  Speaker 2: Who do you guys think is the best American? Who's
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  Speaker 2: everyone's favorite American? And he went on to tell me
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  Speaker 2: that it's Dolly Parton.
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  Speaker 8: Unequivocally the every audience came to the same realization it's
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  Speaker 8: dolly parton to the point where he could not tell
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  Speaker 8: me who is second place no way really interesting that
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  Speaker 8: much of an objective truth that the greatest living american
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  Speaker 8: was dolly parton at the very least on cruise ships Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: when she passed, we were trying to figure out, and
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  Speaker 8: nobody brought up Oprah.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought Oprah should be in the realm there.
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  Speaker 2: I think Oprah is a great American that's done a
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  Speaker 2: lot of great things with a great story coming from poverty,
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  Speaker 2: not listening to the static, just getting to it, and
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  Speaker 2: creating an absolute industry on her own, 100%. That's legit.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do You Heard It Here first.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for You Heard It Here First on The
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  Speaker 1: Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 7: Attorneys for Andrew and Tristan Tate were at a hearing
• 2:32:21
  Speaker 7: in a Miami federal court as they fight to get
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  Speaker 7: the social media influencers released on bond. Attorney Joseph McBride
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  Speaker 7: says the brothers have complied with court requirements in Romania
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  Speaker 7: and have not avoided the allegations against them.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, but that's not all.
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  Speaker 3: They have never ran away from the law. They have
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  Speaker 3: leaned into the court process everywhere that they go. They're
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  Speaker 3: innocent men, they're free men, they're good men.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you could have just stopped when he said they complied.
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  Speaker 7: But the brothers are fighting extradition to the UK, where
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 7: they face similar charges to what they faced in Romania.
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  Speaker 3: All right, the NFL is eliminating the.
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  Speaker 7: Pro Bowl game while keeping in the annual honor for
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  Speaker 7: the league's top players. League executives presented the change to
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  Speaker 7: team owners on Wednesday after years of experimenting with tackle, flag, football,
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  Speaker 7: and skills competitions. 88 players will continue to be selected
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  Speaker 7: through voting by fans, players, and coaches. But Alternates will
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  Speaker 7: no longer be recognized. Pro bowlers will instead be invited
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  Speaker 7: to Los Angeles for an in-person celebration in February. NFL
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  Speaker 7: officials said the change aims to restore meaning to the
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  Speaker 7: honor after growing numbers of replacement players.
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  Speaker 4: And declining interest in the event.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's a good idea, actually.
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  Speaker 2: For one thing, also another opportunity for them to get injured,
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  Speaker 2: and it meant it mean nothing, you know? And I
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  Speaker 2: think just the accolade of being a Pro Bowler really
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  Speaker 2: is all anybody pays attention to anyway.
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  Speaker 3: And depending on when they do it, they might actually
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  Speaker 3: also get the Super Bowl team Pro Bowlers to take
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  Speaker 3: part in it as well, as opposed to just passing
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  Speaker 3: because they're in the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 7: All right, the Florida State Fair is considered one of
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  Speaker 7: the best in the country.
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  Speaker 4: Where do you think it ranks?
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  Speaker 5: Eight.
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  Speaker 13: Three.
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  Speaker 4: Stop right there.
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  Speaker 3: Three.
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  Speaker 2: I meant three.
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  Speaker 13: Jack?
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  Speaker 3: No, give yourself a... That's for me.
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  Speaker 4: And for me.
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  Speaker 3: And that's for the two of them. We tied.
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  Speaker 7: The Florida State Fair is considered one of the top
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  Speaker 7: three state fairs in the entire country. That's according to
• 2:34:23
  Speaker 7: a new analysis by Ace.com. The fair in Tampa received
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  Speaker 7: high marks for its Google search interest, social media activity,
• 2:34:30
  Speaker 7: visitor ratings, and admission prices. Minnesota State Fair came in
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  Speaker 7: first place, followed by the Iowa State Fair. And you
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  Speaker 7: heard it here first on the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate that very much. Jack, who do we have
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  Speaker 2: to thank today? I'm getting my ass handed to me
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  Speaker 2: for the Oprah thing. Is that a bad take, Oprah?
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  Speaker 3: No, not at all. Not at all. If people are
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  Speaker 3: complaining about equating her to Dolly Parton, we're not doing that.
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  Speaker 3: We're talking about legendary Americans.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we want to thank Mills Air for saucing up
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  Speaker 4: our Thursdays.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Mills Air.
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  Speaker 7: Also want to thank Chloe Greenberg with the Orlando Weekly,
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  Speaker 7: along with attorney Glenn Klausman, just in case you missed
• 2:35:13
  Speaker 7: Chloe's recommendations for things to do this weekend or today's
• 2:35:17
  Speaker 7: edition of Colbert Court. Both podcasts have already been posted
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  Speaker 7: at the Jim Colbert Show. And last but never least.
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  Speaker 7: Sam Bowen, Candice Rich, and Alicia Boulware for running our
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  Speaker 7: YouTube chats.
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  Speaker 13: Thanks, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Appreciate it, Jack. Question of the day.
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  Speaker 3: How would you prefer to handle a disagreement with a
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  Speaker 3: letter or direct conversation?
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  Speaker 2: Direct conversation, 68%.
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  Speaker 5: 70%.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: So far off.
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  Speaker 20: All right.
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  Speaker 2: 14 sketches this Saturday night. RossComedy.com.
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  Speaker 3: That is true.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then Taste CFL is tomorrow night. I'll be
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  Speaker 3: there as well.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to check that out, TasteCFL.org for your tickets.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great event raising money for the mustard seed
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  Speaker 2: and for the Coalition for the Homeless. Hope to see
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  Speaker 2: you there as well. Let's get the hell out of here.
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  Speaker 3: What do you say, guys?
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  Speaker 4: Sounds good.
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  Speaker 2: On behalf of Deb, Jack, and Ross, I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 3: We follow.
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  Speaker 2: We follow the news, Shunky. They follow the monsters of
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  Speaker 2: Until then, have yourself a fantastic Thursday evening.
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