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Hour 3 - Forever QB · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Here we go. It's our duh birth three, our three.
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Speaker 2: The Dallas Cowboys won a game and they tied their
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Speaker 2: previous game, and so everyone's feeling good in Dallas. And
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Speaker 2: there was some comments made by their quarterback about playing
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Speaker 2: into his forties. What are the chances that Cowboys quarterback
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Speaker 2: Dak Prescott does play as a quarterback in the NFL
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Speaker 2: into his forties and what would that mean? Also, whose
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Speaker 2: side are you on? We have a he said, he said,
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Speaker 2: between Pete Carroll and offensive coordinator Chip Kelly and the
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Speaker 2: Raiders play calling drama O rama.
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Speaker 1: We'll discuss that.
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Speaker 2: And what does a reimagine Pro Bowl for the NFL
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Speaker 2: But right now, another NFCEES team, the Dallas Cowboys. Cowboys
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Speaker 2: quarterback Dak Prescott has announced plans on his future. And
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Speaker 2: if you think Dak Prescott is going to retire anytime soon,
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Speaker 2: you would be wrong.
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Speaker 1: He's thirty two years old.
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Speaker 2: He said he envisions himself playing into his forties.
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Speaker 1: So I don't you saw this or not? Maybe not?
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Speaker 1: He was interviewed this week.
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Speaker 2: He said forties would be a good number obviously. Dak
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Speaker 2: Prescott said, I have been through some injuries that played
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Speaker 2: very physical in college.
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Speaker 1: Meaning he had a lot of operations.
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Speaker 2: So if I can get the forty playing at the
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Speaker 2: standard that I want.
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Speaker 1: He said, yeah, that would be awesome. Close quote.
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Speaker 4: Now.
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Speaker 2: Prescott will turn forty years old just before the start
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Speaker 2: of the twenty thirty three NFL season. Prescott is currently
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Speaker 2: under contract through the age thirty five season, which is
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Speaker 2: in twenty twenty eight. So let us discuss the question,
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Speaker 2: what are the realistic chances that Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott
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Speaker 2: plays in the NFL as a quarterback QB one into
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Speaker 2: his forties. So I've got motorized scooter, midway and ulterior motives,
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Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and
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Speaker 2: we are going to try to avoid getting behind the
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Speaker 2: eight boll So the malarods first of all, malards on this,
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna set the malarods at plus two thousand.
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Speaker 1: Now that implies a less than five.
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Speaker 2: Percent chance, which I am actually being Benny Brightson on this.
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why.
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Speaker 2: If you look at the comps historically, well, it seems
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Speaker 2: like a lot of quarterbacks play until their forties because
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Speaker 2: we've had Drew Brees, Peyton Manning played a long time,
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Speaker 2: Tom Brady obviously into his mid forties, so we had
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Speaker 2: a lot of these guys who played a very long
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Speaker 2: time in the NFL.
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Speaker 1: If you look at the history.
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Speaker 2: The percentage of NFL quarterbacks that have made it into
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Speaker 2: their forties is extremely low. How low we are talking
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Speaker 2: between one in two percent of those that have reached
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Speaker 2: the NFL. Only about twenty five quarterbacks have ever appeared
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Speaker 2: in an NFL game after turning forty, we're talking about
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Speaker 2: twenty five. Now, that is out of an estimated there's
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Speaker 2: been roughly in the history of the NFL, has been
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Speaker 2: anywhere between twelve hundred thirteen hundred unique quarterbacks who have
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Speaker 2: played in the NFL since nineteen twenty. So that's the
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Speaker 2: math on that the vast majority will retire in their thirties,
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Speaker 2: with the average NFL player retirement around age thirty three
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Speaker 2: or thirty four. We often talk about the athletic prime,
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Speaker 2: and the science says the prime is between the late twenties,
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Speaker 2: usually twenty seven to twenty eight to about thirty two,
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Speaker 2: usually twenty seven to thirty two, about five years where
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Speaker 2: everything you're smart enough, you're not a meathead anymore, and
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Speaker 2: you're still physically great, your body's in good shape and
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Speaker 2: all that.
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Speaker 1: So twenty seven to thirty two for your athletic prime. Now,
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Speaker 1: if Dak Prescott does make it.
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Speaker 2: To forty, this would be a shot in Freud of Paradise.
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Speaker 2: Will be cowboy haters will be going down to Costco
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Speaker 2: and they will be buying champagne in bulk because you
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Speaker 2: know what that would mean. That would mean a chef's kiss,
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Speaker 2: just like that. A chef's kiss here, because the better
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Speaker 2: part of another decade will be filled with empty calories,
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Speaker 2: DAK stats and first round playoff pratfalls. This is the
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Speaker 2: guy who has made a cottage industry, Dak prescott out
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Speaker 2: of putting up big numbers where low information fans get
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Speaker 2: all horny because he lights up whether you know, the
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Speaker 2: Giants when they're bad or Washington whatever, in week twelve
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Speaker 2: and then he short circuits the moment the lights go
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Speaker 2: bright in January. He is the face of the stat
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Speaker 2: banditto movement in the in the NFL. And by the way,
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Speaker 2: twenty thirty three, I want look, Jerry Jones will be
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Speaker 2: ninety one, ninety one in twenty thirty three, so the
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Speaker 2: Cowboys will be losing divisional round games and nothing will change.
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Speaker 2: I guess I shouldn't say nothing will because Jerry, at
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Speaker 2: age ninety one will still be out there, but he'll
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Speaker 2: have a motorized scooter with the Cowboys star on it,
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Speaker 2: yelling this is our year and his really old guy voice.
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Speaker 2: Dak will be throwing four yard checkdowns. Of course, the
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Speaker 2: problem is it's fourth and fifteen, but his completion percentage
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Speaker 2: will be on point. If Dak Prescott is still QB
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Speaker 2: one in Dallas at age forty, the rest of the
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Speaker 2: NFC East will have a cheshire Cat smile on their face.
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Speaker 1: They would want to give him a parade, They would
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Speaker 1: all right.
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Speaker 2: Secondly, to Viva Las Vegas, we go to Viva Las Vegas. Problems,
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Speaker 2: problems in the land of slot machines and bad football.
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Speaker 2: Raider coach Pete Carroll with his offensive coordinator, the highly
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Speaker 2: paid Chip Kelly, the play calling in the raiders blowout
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Speaker 2: loss to the Colts last week in Indiana Jones last week,
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Speaker 2: he said Pete Carroll that the Raiders need to help
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Speaker 2: quarterback Gino Smith by calling more running plays. So now
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Speaker 2: Chip Kelly has defended himself shocking.
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Speaker 1: Do you see this? No, you didn't see this. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I don care about the Raiders.
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Speaker 2: I think it's a good story though, because you got
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Speaker 2: big ego guys, Chip Kelly believes the highest paid offensive
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Speaker 2: coordinator in the NFL. You got Pete Carroll, who's won
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Speaker 2: a championship, cost his team a championship as well.
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Speaker 1: So those guys back and forth.
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Speaker 2: So Kelly defended himself saying that he tries to do.
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Speaker 1: What Pete wants, meaning to run the ball more.
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Speaker 3: But.
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Speaker 2: The Raiders were losing by so many they lost forty
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Speaker 2: to six. They ended up throwing the ball more because
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Speaker 2: they were so far behind behind the sticks, as they
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Speaker 2: like to say. So question, this is a he said,
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Speaker 2: he said situation. We love those, he said, She said good,
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Speaker 2: but he said, he said good as well. So whose
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Speaker 2: side are you on, Pete Carroll or Chip Kelly in
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Speaker 2: this Raider Rhubarb play calling drama? So, after a thorough review,
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Speaker 2: the arrow on this one is pointing towards the chipper.
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Speaker 2: I'm on the side of Chips. Get Pete's on the sideline.
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Speaker 2: They're looking like he just bit into a lemon. You
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Speaker 2: won't get a lemon. Well, Pete bought he bit into
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Speaker 2: a lemon. Uh, you know, complaining about the play calling. Now,
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Speaker 2: so I support Chip Chip Kelly on this one.
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Speaker 1: This is it's not about the scheme.
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Speaker 2: The way I read the room on this, and I'm
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Speaker 2: not a Raider fan, but the way I read the
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Speaker 2: room is it's not about the scheme. This is about
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Speaker 2: Pete Carroll realizing that he bet the house on Geno
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Speaker 2: freaking Smith like that, you know that point that come
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Speaker 2: to Jesus moment, We're like, oh my God, what have
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Speaker 2: I done? You do the surrender cobra thing with your arms,
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Speaker 2: you put your arms around your neck?
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Speaker 1: What have I done?
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Speaker 2: So I support Chip Kelly on this because Pete has
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Speaker 2: banana cream pie all over his face on this one,
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Speaker 2: totally flamoxed. He handpicked Geno Smith. Remember remember Tom Brady
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Speaker 2: wanted Matthew Stafford, he wanted Ben Johnson that was supposed
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Speaker 2: to be the brain trust of the Raiders. Didn't get
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Speaker 2: either one. They didn't want to work for Tom Brady
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Speaker 2: didn't want to do it, so Brady scrambled. He had
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Speaker 2: to hire a coach. He hired Pete Carroll because he's
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Speaker 2: a veteran coach, so he got a little credibility. And
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Speaker 2: then Pete Carroll's like, hey, I need a quarterback, get
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Speaker 2: me Geno Smith. I can win with Geno Smith. So
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Speaker 2: they did, right. He gave the Pete Carroll gave the
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Speaker 2: old wink wink to Tom Brady, who's the GM by
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Speaker 2: proxy with the Raiders, and he said, hey, Pete said
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Speaker 2: to Tom, I can win with this guy.
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Speaker 1: Tom said, Okay, let's do it. We're gonna win with
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Speaker 1: We're gonna win with this guy.
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Speaker 2: So they brought Geno Smith to Vegas, and they thought,
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Speaker 2: in Pete Carroll's head, this was a headliner at Caesar's Palace.
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Speaker 1: Headliner right in the middle of the strip at Caesar's Palace.
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Speaker 1: Guess what.
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Speaker 2: If this were a stage show, if let's call it
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Speaker 2: Geno show, if it was a real, authentic Las Vegas
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Speaker 2: stage show, it would be closed by now, no reviews,
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Speaker 2: empty seats, The lighting is bad, the showgirls are overweight,
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Speaker 2: out of sync. You can't sell the act, you can't
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Speaker 2: know it. The Raiders wanted a show in Vegas. They
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Speaker 2: needed a quarterback, and they picked up a matinee at
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Speaker 2: the Midway at Circus Circus.
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Speaker 1: And if you have kids, or maybe you're old and
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Speaker 1: you went, I'm old. I went. When I was a kid.
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Speaker 2: Is there anything more depressing than the acts at the
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Speaker 2: midway at Circus Circus. I still remember as a child,
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Speaker 2: I love magic. I've always loved magic, and I know
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Speaker 2: now kind of it's all bull crap, but I loved
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Speaker 2: as a kid, and through the eyes of a child,
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Speaker 2: I looked at magic and I thought, boy, that's all real.
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Speaker 1: They really cut that woman in a half bay.
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Speaker 2: I feel bad for her, and I believe all of it,
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Speaker 2: and I pulled the rabbit out of all that crap.
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Speaker 1: And I still remember seeing the.
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Speaker 2: Worst, the worst magician I've ever seen it at the
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Speaker 2: midway at Circus Circus, Like he's like a juggling magician
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Speaker 2: who kept dropping the balls and it was just But
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Speaker 2: that's Gino'smith. So this one is on Pete Carroll Chips
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Speaker 2: calling the plays with a quarterback who's got a blind spot.
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Speaker 2: Our friend inca terror Stevie Meatballs would do a better job.
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Speaker 2: Linebackers over the middle problem blind spot? Linebackers over the
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Speaker 2: middle problematic they are? And what do you want Ship
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Speaker 2: Kelly to call like hocus pocus? That Gino Smith is
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Speaker 2: the NFL's thirty first ranked quarterback. Let me repeat that
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Speaker 2: for those of you who are in the back of the.
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Speaker 1: Room and you might want to turn up your hearing.
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Speaker 2: Aid thirty first the only guys behind him, let me
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Speaker 2: check my notes here, Jake Browning benched, benched, Joe Flacco
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Speaker 2: benched and traded by the Cleveland Browns, and cam Ward.
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Speaker 2: The only reason cam Ward's still playing is because he's
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Speaker 2: protected because he was the number w.
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Speaker 1: U overall picking the drag. Gino is sitting there in
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Speaker 1: the dungeon.
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Speaker 2: He's in the bloody dungeon with that Motley crew. That
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Speaker 2: is who he's with. It's not it's not pretty, it's
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Speaker 2: not it's not good looking. Uh So again this is
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Speaker 2: this is not a chip Kelly problem. This is a
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Speaker 2: Pete Carroll problem. Pete Carroll's convincing himself that if only
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Speaker 2: chip Kelly would sprinkle in a few more running plays,
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Speaker 2: it would be like magical, you know, magical gum chewing
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Speaker 2: fairy dust as Pete really works that gum there, and
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Speaker 2: it would help Geno Smith and turn him into a
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Speaker 2: functional quarterback. And it's it's wild. He's actually been worth
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Speaker 2: I like guarn Minshew. I know, I'm one of the
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Speaker 2: few people that like Gardner Mitchew. And you know Gardner's
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Speaker 2: now he didn't do very well last year. He is
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Speaker 2: side by side if you put Gardner Minshew and Gino Smith,
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Speaker 2: Gardner Minshew is like rich Gannon compared to to Gino Smith.
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Speaker 2: All right, final thought, business of football, the business of football.
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Speaker 2: We have learned the Pro Bowl games will become part
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Speaker 2: of Super Bowl Week. We yeah, that's right, that's right.
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Speaker 2: They will be staged in the Super Bowl host city.
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Speaker 2: So our friends in northern California try to make it
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Speaker 2: to some of that Super Bowl stuff in February. We'll
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Speaker 2: see if my schedule works out there, but at least
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Speaker 2: go to Radio Row and spend a couple of days there.
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Speaker 2: But the NFL hopes to evolve the event. This is
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Speaker 2: what they're telling their cronies in the media. They want
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Speaker 2: to make it a more made for tea production, then
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Speaker 2: a live event, and then they want to have a
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Speaker 2: large audience, so it's really more about the television audience.
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Speaker 2: They have been in negotiations with espin that small fledgling
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Speaker 2: cable outfit out of Bristol, Connecticut, and the NFL Players Association,
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Speaker 2: the individual players have been brought in for council on this.
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Speaker 2: They're calling it a reimagined let me say that in quotes,
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Speaker 2: a reimagined Pro Bowl, and that'll cap this twenty twenty
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Speaker 2: five season in early twenty twenty six. So the question,
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Speaker 2: what does a reimagined Pro Bowl for the NFL sound
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Speaker 2: like to you?
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Speaker 1: So it sounds to me like despair. It just sounds
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Speaker 1: like despair.
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Speaker 2: It's also an admission, Okay, it's an admission the NFL
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Speaker 2: is telling you and I, it's telling us that the
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Speaker 2: Pro Bowl is an absolute failure without telling us the
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Speaker 2: Pro Bowl is an absolute failure. Now, we didn't need
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Speaker 2: to be told this because we're grown ups and we
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Speaker 2: can form our own opinion, and we don't wait for
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Speaker 2: the mob to form an opinion.
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Speaker 1: It is a piece of drek, the Pro Bowl. The
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Speaker 1: players ruin it. The players are wusses. They make too
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Speaker 1: much money. They don't want to be part of it.
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Speaker 1: I get it.
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Speaker 2: You know, it's fine for players generation after the generation.
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Speaker 2: But this current group of delicate little flowers, they don't
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Speaker 2: want to take part in the Pro Bowl. So they
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Speaker 2: got rid of it, and they said we're gonna we're
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Speaker 2: gonna wave the white flag.
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Speaker 1: And they're doing this again.
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Speaker 2: They just changed it a couple of years ago. So
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Speaker 2: if this thing worked, if the Pro Bowl games worked,
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Speaker 2: they wouldn't be touching it wouldn't. Why would you change
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Speaker 2: something that works. You'd leave it alone, You'd let it breathe.
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Speaker 2: You'd keep your little dodgeball, your tug of war, your
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Speaker 2: obstacle course, to keep all that, you know, all those
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Speaker 2: events that put them all out there, And we're gonna
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Speaker 2: We're gonna have fun. It's gonna be like summer camp.
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Speaker 2: Now we know they're not doing this out of the
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Speaker 2: goodness of their heart.
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Speaker 1: They're not. They have ulterior motives. There's a hit an agenda.
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Speaker 2: This is marketing, plain and simple. It's Roger Goodell's long con.
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Speaker 2: The long gone con is what it is. The NFL
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Speaker 2: is going to make I will garan effen to you.
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Speaker 2: They are going to make this an infomercial, the Pro
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Speaker 2: Bowl for flag football. That's flag flag football. The usual
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Speaker 2: celebrity whores that will go out and endorse anything will
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Speaker 2: be out in force. Can you not see Snoop dog
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Speaker 2: out there playing flag football the Pro Bowl, the Rock
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Speaker 2: You know these guys, I give I'm jealous they get
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Speaker 2: paid for all this crap. They don't believe in any
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Speaker 2: of this crap, but they It'll be an indoctrination infomercial
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Speaker 2: for the flag football world. You know, here comes Snoop
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Speaker 2: Dogg because they want to convince you that flag football
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Speaker 2: is cool, that you've got to be cool. You want
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Speaker 2: to be cool, you need to watch flag football. You
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Speaker 2: want your kids in flag football, right, they want a spinoff.
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Speaker 2: They're so horny for this. They want a spinoff league
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Speaker 2: with celebrities and TikTok stars and influencers, which nobody knows
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Speaker 2: who these people are. And this isn't football, it's branding.
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Speaker 2: Mister Beast will make an appearance right that I show
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Speaker 2: Speed Guy. He'll he'll be there. They'll have pyro technics,
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Speaker 2: viral stunts. You'll have Roger the Dodger, Roger Goodell will
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Speaker 2: be standing at midfield with a smirk the size of
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Speaker 2: Jerry Jones yacht.
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Speaker 1: That's what's gonna happen in the Pro Bowl right there,
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Speaker 1: right there.
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Speaker 2: And if you don't believe me, I'm telling you you're bonkers,
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Speaker 2: because that's what's gonna happen. Garonte, as helmet Man would say, guarantee.
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Speaker 1: got but we got three college football games today.
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Speaker 2: Three we got a baseball game tonight we got we
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Speaker 1: That's more than actually more than three college football games.
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Speaker 2: But the ones that stand out, You've got South Florida,
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Speaker 2: North Texas, eh Fresno State that's Eddies old stomping grounds
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Speaker 2: to the Colorado State.
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Speaker 1: And Rutgers and Washington.
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Speaker 2: So Rutgers gets to go all the way across the
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Speaker 2: country to get there, you know what, handed them.
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Speaker 1: By by Washington.
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Speaker 2: So those are There's a few other games but those
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Speaker 2: of the I think Harvard Place today, something like that.
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Speaker 2: But anyway, it is the Ben Mather Show of lame
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Speaker 2: jokes a week coming up time now though for the
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Speaker 2: payoff on the Insta trivia.
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Speaker 1: Commander's quarterback Jaden.
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Speaker 2: Daniels said this week that probably the biggest thing that
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Speaker 2: brought a smile to his face this.
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Speaker 1: Past weekend was blank.
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Speaker 2: That he said, blank is the thing that brought him
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Speaker 2: a smile to his face. The most this past weekend.
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Speaker 2: So that is the question.
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Speaker 1: What is the answer.
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Speaker 2: Let's see does anyone in the mall militia know the answer?
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Speaker 2: And all these people follow the show at Ben Mather
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Speaker 2: way it is. Andy and Lionel Lakes Rights In in Minnesota
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Speaker 2: says Jaden. Daniel said his girlfriend was the only thing
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Speaker 2: that would put a smile on his face.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jaden.
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Speaker 2: According to just Josh, Jaden said, Robbie the Mariner fan
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Speaker 2: brought the biggest smile to his face.
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Speaker 1: Is Robbie? Okay?
23:30
Speaker 2: Can we make sure someone's with Robbie? When the Mariners
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Speaker 2: end up losing the game with.
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Speaker 1: The Tigers, alf said super fans, Wow, look at that man?
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Speaker 1: Am I wearing a Halloween mask? That's pretty good? What
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Speaker 1: else do we have? Page down?
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Speaker 2: Bobby and Florida says finding his favorite Boo Boo brought
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Speaker 2: a smile to his face.
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Speaker 1: Who else? Clownuper so is that?
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Speaker 8: Oh?
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Speaker 4: Gross?
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Speaker 1: Clown?
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Speaker 2: Pubercre Donkey Sausage sent a photo that in which I
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Speaker 2: don't have anything hair.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's real, and it might be AI,
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Speaker 1: I don't know. It looks like it looks real. Everything
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Speaker 1: looks real.
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Speaker 2: Who knows half this crap half this craps probably fake anyway.
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Speaker 2: Miguel on Fire says filexus is selfie.
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Speaker 1: Brought a smile to Jade and Daniel's face.
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Speaker 2: Late night drug Tester says getting all life's answers from
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Speaker 2: weed man hippie, Yeah, pretty pretty good. Uh his pet
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Speaker 2: goat from courtesy Flusher corny jokes so cheesy they're actually funny.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, said that was the case there.
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Speaker 2: Uh. Jaden or j j in Utah says Jayden and
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Speaker 2: Daniels was happy to see blind Scott jump out of
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Speaker 2: a birthday cake.
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Speaker 1: Wow, okay. Mike and Dodge said.
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Speaker 2: Sunflowers everyone loves sunflowers everyone.
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Speaker 7: Uh.
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Speaker 2: Slunk says sister mean Gene Okerland.
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Speaker 1: Is the is the answer? Who else do we have?
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Speaker 2: Ostrich Ant comment by ostrich Aunt from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
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Speaker 1: FSR Tech Queen Lorraine guessed by BP that that is
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Speaker 1: the answer to that. What else?
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Speaker 2: Comumbro comumbro? Yeah all right, that's that's enough. Do you
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Speaker 2: have an answer? Loraina? The malar riddle again for those
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Speaker 2: of you, a little late, bad job by you. The
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Speaker 2: show starts when you turn the show on. Actually stopp talking.
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Speaker 2: If you turn the show off, I stopped talking, and
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Speaker 2: then I start talking to him when you turn the
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Speaker 2: show on. It's the magic radio box here. It is
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Speaker 2: malar riddle of a commander's quarterback. Jayden Daniels said that
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Speaker 2: blank is probably the biggest thing that brought a smile
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Speaker 2: to his face this past weekend.
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Speaker 1: He went to a puppy adoption thing and got to
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Speaker 1: play with all the puppies. He got to play with puppies,
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Speaker 1: all right, is that correct? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: No, je Jake Daniels said that the New York Mets
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Speaker 2: missing the playoff, it's probably the thing that bought a.
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Speaker 1: Smile those faces pass weekaus. It is kind of fun
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Speaker 1: to bust the balls of Mets fans. It's one of
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Speaker 1: the great joys we have. They just don't they always
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Speaker 1: think they're gonna win every year. It's it's it's just absolutely.
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Speaker 2: Great, a absolutely great, no no question about it. All right,
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Speaker 2: let's go to the phones and we'll say hello to
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Speaker 2: who do we have. Let's see any meaning my miney
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Speaker 2: mo let's go to Lucky Tony. Who's up next? Hello
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Speaker 2: Lucky Tony, Welcome.
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Speaker 8: Hey man, I'm not trying to plug anything. Your listens
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Speaker 8: to you Tube.
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Speaker 4: But if you go on.
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Speaker 8: YouTube you can see videos of weed Man being wheat
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Speaker 8: Man if anybody is a fan of his. And also
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Speaker 2: Then hollering James is in Minnesota. Hello, hollering James.
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Speaker 3: Welcome versus the penny?
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Speaker 8: Is there many pennies?
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Speaker 1: Well, thanks for promoting the show. I do appreciate you.
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Speaker 2: And I know you don't know how to use YouTube,
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Speaker 2: so you're not actually watching the show, but I you know.
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Speaker 8: What its Ramish teach me many things. One of those
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Speaker 8: things could be using how the YouTube works.
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Speaker 1: Yes, are you able to get online at all?
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Speaker 4: James?
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Speaker 1: Do you know what the internet is? Are you familiar
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Speaker 1: with the Internet.
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Speaker 8: I'm so the internet, the Internet. I can't even pronounce
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Speaker 8: the words so rambunctious. I am talking to you. I
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Speaker 8: am philosophically not inclined using technology beyond my control.
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Speaker 1: I believe you are.
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Speaker 2: You're just you're just trying to use big words here
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Speaker 2: that do not make any sense. You're just putting big
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Speaker 2: words together that don't really make much sense. Do you
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Speaker 2: know what the definition is of rambunctious?
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Speaker 3: Bus needs to hurry up? Not with this call.
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Speaker 1: That's not actually what it means. It means.
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Speaker 2: It means being very boisterous.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, seems to be annoying.
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Speaker 1: Well loud, right, very loud.
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Speaker 3: Jesus smoking too any cigarettes in this room? Break because
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Speaker 3: we'd be smoking the weed?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 8: Yeah, up time again.
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Speaker 1: I say you're Are you like the modern day Marlborough man?
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Speaker 1: Is that what you are?
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Speaker 3: Over here?
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Speaker 1: You can't.
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Speaker 8: Number, but not of the can in a plastic bag.
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Speaker 1: Diapers and rolling their own weed. Let's see.
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Speaker 3: You can do that, and I do it in my room.
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Speaker 3: I don't know everything else is around by myself. I'd
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Speaker 3: be by myself all the rest, play by myself.
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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't need to hear about your playing. I
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Speaker 1: assume you do a lot of playing. But yeah, okay, anything,
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Speaker 1: thank you.
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Speaker 2: I gotta go, I gotta I gotta take off here,
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Speaker 2: so I've got to go stare at a wall fried
29:31
Speaker 2: Daddy's upset. He says, comparing the Eagles to the Jets
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Speaker 2: just proves what an idiot you really are. Uh he
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Speaker 2: I just hope the Dodgers don't choke like you. That's
29:43
Speaker 2: a bitter and broken Philadelphia sports fan David fried Daddy.
29:46
Speaker 2: His Eagles now suck, the Phillies.
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Speaker 1: Have been eliminated, and the man is losing his mind.
29:55
Speaker 2: He says, all these idiot callers and you Bill Miller
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Speaker 2: bashing the Super Bowl winners and the Phillies because they
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Speaker 2: lost a game. For God's sake, SPN, the Phillies did
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Speaker 2: buy a winning team like the Dodgers, he says. I
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Speaker 2: can't count how many times the Dodgers blew it. He says,
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Speaker 2: along with the Clippers in the rems. So you're doing
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Speaker 2: what aboutism? Fry Daddy's what you do. It's a boat
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Speaker 2: job by you.
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Speaker 1: It's not what about ism.
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Speaker 2: We talk about the news of the day, and the
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Speaker 2: news of the day is the Eagles are choking dogs.
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Speaker 2: They got outscored by the Giants, one of the worst
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Speaker 2: teams in the NFL got punked by a rookie running
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Speaker 2: back who was a mid round draft pick and a
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Speaker 2: rookie quarterback kicked their ass and the Philadelphia Phillies handed
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Speaker 2: the game to the Dodgers. The Dodgers didn't want the game,
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Speaker 2: but they were given the game. They didn't ask for
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Speaker 2: the game. The Phillies gave the game away through the
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Speaker 2: game way.
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Speaker 1: I didn't do that. They did that, Fry Daddy. That's
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Speaker 1: the reality.
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Speaker 2: Davids says what happened to the rule about players touching
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Speaker 2: the referee in any form during a game, referring to
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Speaker 2: Jackson Dart high fiving the referee high five.
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Speaker 1: I guess because he smiled. It's okay, maybe that's it.
31:05
Speaker 1: He smiled, So that's that's it. It is the Ben
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Speaker 1: Malord Show.
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Speaker 2: Let's go now to who do we have your Poppy
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Speaker 2: in San Diego?
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Speaker 1: Hello Poppy.
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Speaker 2: Hey.
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Speaker 9: But now that we're gonna go hit the music or
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Speaker 9: and we're gonna say the pick. Everyone wants figure the pick,
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Speaker 9: and I'm picking this week the Targets. Target's gonna fa
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Speaker 9: the Dolphins, and I'm also gonna take Bonder Raiders. They're
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Speaker 9: gonna play that. I just said, camp Ward.
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Speaker 4: Whatever he out of the Raiders, the Raiders are gonna
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Speaker 4: win and destroy him.
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Speaker 9: And and then says the best for last.
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Speaker 4: I really like Jalen Daniel Fasher's book in the year
31:42
Speaker 4: Ben Maler against the Beards. Are just kidding me with
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Speaker 4: the Caleb Willims. You can make the monologue on Monday now,
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Speaker 4: how sad and horrible he is gonna do and painting
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Speaker 4: his nails or something like that, and onto our Lepercaun,
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Speaker 4: onto singer, pick slepper gaun.
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Speaker 1: All right, go lepreun what you got?
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Speaker 3: Okay, then I bring.
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Speaker 8: The books are great, by the way.
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Speaker 1: Anyway, I picked the Broncos, I picked the pass I
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Speaker 1: picked Kansas.
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Speaker 4: City Chiefs, and for the worst collar of the year.
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Speaker 3: The super Bowl of Gold collars, Marcel and Bland scottlos Hie.
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Speaker 3: So that was that's for a minute.
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Speaker 5: But anyway, yeah, hey you guys, did what.
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Speaker 9: Happy? I have worked some prisom for you.
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Speaker 4: Do you know who has I've forgotten?
32:32
Speaker 3: Okay? Do you know who?
32:33
Speaker 9: Confucius is?
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Speaker 8: A Chinese philosophers.
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Speaker 4: He who goes to bed with itchy bomb wakes up
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Speaker 4: with smelly fingers.
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Speaker 9: Okay, anyway, okay, I I thank you.
32:48
Speaker 1: Can we get hollering James back on? He's gone, Okay,
32:52
Speaker 1: I'm wonderful. Okay, you know what I'd love.
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Speaker 2: I'd love to have Colin Cowhard host the show one
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Speaker 2: night and be forced to take phone calls. I would
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Speaker 2: love to I'd love to hear him interact with these people. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: that's that's I would that would be great, boy, that boy?
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Speaker 1: Would that be entertaining the show we get canceled the
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Speaker 1: next day. Man alive? All right, we will pause for
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Speaker 2: We've got Big Ben's lame jokes. I feel like we've
33:27
Speaker 2: already started that with our friend weed Man, who is
33:30
Speaker 2: trying to get his own sal on the show. He
33:32
Speaker 2: wants two segments a week, two segments a week.
33:37
Speaker 1: We might give it to him. We got Big Ben's
33:39
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33:40
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Speaker 5: Knock Knock, who's there?
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Speaker 1: Blame week?
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Speaker 3: Blame week too.
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Speaker 1: It's Big Man's lame.
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Speaker 2: Joke of the week, and we welcome in a man
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Speaker 2: who is feeling his oats today.
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Speaker 1: Weed Maine Hippie.
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Speaker 9: Made me last.
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Speaker 8: Oh, I won't, I won't call Sunday, call Monday.
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Speaker 2: You're already, you're already, you're already announcing that you're not
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Speaker 2: willing to do the bit on Sunday and Monday.
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Speaker 9: Is that right?
35:19
Speaker 4: I'm thinking thinking of you because there's so much football
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Speaker 4: and shutdown.
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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, I'll look at my schedule
35:28
Speaker 2: over the weekend and we'll figure out this out. Too
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Speaker 2: much football on Sunday doesn't work, then he's already's got
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Speaker 2: it down.
35:36
Speaker 1: And what do you think come day with hump day?
35:38
Speaker 1: Ask ask weed man on hump Day?
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Speaker 3: I like that.
35:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, get get through the rest of your week
35:44
Speaker 1: with ask weed man. Get over the hump with weed Man.
35:47
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, something like that. Yeah, all right, why not?
35:50
Speaker 1: Okay weed Man? These are actual jokes by actual listeners.
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Speaker 1: Are you ready?
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Speaker 8: Yes?
35:55
Speaker 9: All right?
35:56
Speaker 1: What is the difference between Justin Cooper and filexis?
36:07
Speaker 2: But the difference is Coop has traveled abroad, Felexus has
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Speaker 2: traveled as abroad.
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Speaker 5: So there you go.
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Speaker 1: That's eat in Rosedul, Minnesota. Thank you.
36:17
Speaker 2: Did you hear that Lorena is going to be the
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Speaker 2: Super Bowl halftime show a translator from Spanish lyrics?
36:23
Speaker 1: Bad Bunny's doing it, so she'll be the translator here
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Speaker 1: about that?
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Speaker 3: Now?
36:28
Speaker 2: Good big news, big news with Loraina? And now blind
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Speaker 2: Scott said, great news. I'll buy your dinner the next
36:33
Speaker 2: time we see each other.
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Speaker 1: So there you go, Tom in Indiana. Those things are related.
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Speaker 2: Did you hear blind Scott has a step ladder? No, Yeah,
36:46
Speaker 2: well his real ladder left when he was a kid.
36:49
Speaker 2: But that's a Noah in Austin.
36:52
Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 2: How did how did Blind Scott fix his cracked pumpkin
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Speaker 2: this Halloween?
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Speaker 8: Up?
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Speaker 1: He used his pumpkin eye patch? Is what he did?
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Speaker 9: There?
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Speaker 2: The if that doesn't Mike the Leprechaun set that one
37:09
Speaker 2: in well. Interesting news from from the state of Maine.
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Speaker 2: Blair in Maine was spotted buying two handguns from Kyler Murray.
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Speaker 1: Did you hear about this?
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Speaker 8: Wow?
37:19
Speaker 2: That's sure you Yeah, Blair said, Kyler is his small
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Speaker 2: arms dealer, is what he said?
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Speaker 6: JJ.
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Speaker 1: What is Blarin?
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Speaker 2: What is blairin Maine's Halloween costume? What a TikTok crash screen?
37:39
Speaker 2: That's from Eric in Kansas.
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Speaker 1: He set that one.
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Speaker 2: I thank you Eric, if you're doing all right. Why
37:44
Speaker 2: did Marcel throw a clock out the window? Why well,
37:50
Speaker 2: he wanted to see time fly just like the Yankees.
37:52
Speaker 1: That's a Mike the Leprecaun.
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Speaker 2: Why did Mike the Leprechaun get kicked off the farm?
38:03
Speaker 2: Why well, he would not stop choking the chicken.
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Speaker 1: I don't know why. That's Bobby and Florida. Thank you there.
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Speaker 2: Why does hollering James call the sex line why because
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Speaker 2: he loves talking about the twins.
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Speaker 1: The twins talk. That's lucky, Tony, wasn't that funny?
38:27
Speaker 2: This is from William Williams said this one in Scrooge
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Speaker 2: Scrooge's Girlfriend. Scrooge in the Bay Area's girlfriend said if
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Speaker 2: they don't get married, she will kill him.
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Speaker 1: How about that?
38:38
Speaker 3: Wow?
38:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently it's a matter of wife or death. So
38:42
Speaker 1: that's it. That's all you got. Big Ben's lame jokes
38:47
Speaker 1: in a week.
38:47
Speaker 2: If you want to send a joke in for a
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39:02
Speaker 2: What happens when a microscope runs into a telescope? What
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Speaker 2: they kaleidoscope? That was a SMALLI guy named Smolly. He
39:17
Speaker 2: also said this one in which days are the strongest days?
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Speaker 2: We shaved Saturday and Sunday.
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Speaker 8: You know why?
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Speaker 5: Why?
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Speaker 1: The rest are just weak days? That's why? So Saturday?
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Speaker 8: All right?
39:32
Speaker 2: Well, buckle up, weed man What happened? What happened when
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Speaker 2: weed Man failed to pay his exorcist exorcist tax?
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Speaker 8: Wow?
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Speaker 2: What he was repossessed? That's a Jimmy well we we
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Speaker 2: man hippie told a joke on Zoom, but nobody laughed.
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Speaker 1: If you remember that we well, it turns out you're
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Speaker 1: you're not remotely funny. That's why. How how messy? How
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Speaker 1: messy is weed Man's home?
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Speaker 8: How messy?
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Speaker 1: It's so messy the roaches formed a union. That's Noah
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Speaker 1: in Austin.
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Speaker 3: What what?
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Speaker 2: What characteristics is weed Man? Or did the Cleveland Browns
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Speaker 2: and weed Man hippie share which one? Inherent losers? Inherent losers?
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Speaker 2: That's John in Youngstown, Ohio. Why has weed Man been
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Speaker 2: eating a lot at McDonald's lately? Why, well, there's a
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Speaker 2: McDonald's dumpster right.
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Speaker 1: Around the corner. That's why. That's a surfer Todd the comedian.
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Speaker 3: There you go.
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Speaker 2: Why did Jane Goodall try to help weed Man?
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Speaker 8: Why?
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Speaker 1: All right? Well, because she thought he was saying, send
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Speaker 1: me monkeys. That's Eric in Kansas. Fag you weed Man.