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- 0:06Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
- 0:09Speaker 2: This week, we get real with some of the most
- 0:12Speaker 2: famous contestants of Netflix reality shows.
- 0:17Speaker 3: Netflix is home to a wide array of very interesting,
- 0:21Speaker 3: very exciting, very compelling, and very real reality shows, and
- 0:25Speaker 3: they are very well known for putting those reality guests,
- 0:28Speaker 3: those reality contestants together in other shows. It's an endless
- 0:34Speaker 3: thing and it's something they're doing. So we got four
- 0:38Speaker 3: of the cast members together from one of their newest ones.
- 0:42Speaker 4: So buckle up and listen to something that Netflix is doing.
- 0:47Speaker 5: Let's listen in.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Okay, guys, I'm so excited to be a part of
- 0:54Speaker 2: the official Netflix is Doing Something cast.
- 0:58Speaker 1: Can we get on a five?
- 1:00Speaker 5: This is awesome? This is so yeah, this is fuck
- 1:04Speaker 5: and cool.
- 1:05Speaker 6: It is so awesome. I'm really excited to be here, Like,
- 1:08Speaker 6: this is so awesome.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Do we want to go around?
- 1:11Speaker 2: Well, okay, we can get into what Netflix is doing.
- 1:14Speaker 2: Something is but basically, okay, so it's like a house
- 1:18Speaker 2: and it's a bunch of people from the Netflix reality
- 1:21Speaker 2: show Cinematic Universe, and we're all together and we're supposed
- 1:24Speaker 2: to find I believe the person we're most suited to
- 1:29Speaker 2: date but I couldn't.
- 1:30Speaker 5: Be wrong about that. It's the most suited to date
- 1:33Speaker 5: and the most suited to hate, I think is the idea.
- 1:36Speaker 3: But then at the end, like there was that other
- 1:39Speaker 3: part where we had to disclose whether we were there
- 1:41Speaker 3: for love or for money, and so we have to
- 1:43Speaker 3: find who we were matched with, and then we have
- 1:46Speaker 3: to hope that they were also there for love or money.
- 1:50Speaker 3: So we have a match, but then we also have
- 1:53Speaker 3: an objective.
- 1:54Speaker 5: And I think the hate person is yeah, it's a multiplayer.
- 1:58Speaker 5: I think that if the hate person matches with your hate,
- 2:02Speaker 5: then you get the hat two or three times the money.
- 2:05Speaker 7: Yeah, and if it's a woman. If it's a woman,
- 2:08Speaker 7: it's double. And if it's a man, so it's yeah.
- 2:12Speaker 5: So if you're a man who hates a woman, it's double.
- 2:15Speaker 5: The two times.
- 2:18Speaker 6: I didn't know there was hate evolved. I thought we
- 2:20Speaker 6: were just doing a lover of money.
- 2:22Speaker 2: There's a hate one too, So that's how you get
- 2:24Speaker 2: kicked out if you came there for hate. But if
- 2:28Speaker 2: you fall in love by accident, then you get kicked off.
- 2:31Speaker 2: But and if you came there for love and you
- 2:34Speaker 2: end up hating, then you can join the people who
- 2:37Speaker 2: are there for money and get in on the pot.
- 2:39Speaker 1: It's just you only get a tenth.
- 2:41Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like we haven't even like we'll tell the listeners.
- 2:44Speaker 7: We haven't even gotten into like the like the currency part,
- 2:48Speaker 7: which is hot dollars, yeah, which is depending on how
- 2:52Speaker 7: hot America votes you are, you can.
- 2:55Speaker 5: Get spending money at the at the resort that we're at.
- 2:58Speaker 2: And if you have sex, like, if you have sex,
- 3:03Speaker 2: then they take away some of your nickels. And it's
- 3:05Speaker 2: depending on how hot you are, like if you're ugly
- 3:08Speaker 2: and you have some sex, like they don't take away
- 3:10Speaker 2: as many nickels because.
- 3:11Speaker 3: You're But but I did read that there's one section.
- 3:16Speaker 3: I guess there's like one part. It's a secret zone
- 3:20Speaker 3: that if you kiss, if you kiss in the zone,
- 3:22Speaker 3: you get a dime.
- 3:23Speaker 5: And I don't know what you read about that, because
- 3:25Speaker 5: it is a thing.
- 3:27Speaker 6: It was in my contract.
- 3:29Speaker 7: No, and the dime America can call in and put
- 3:33Speaker 7: their face.
- 3:34Speaker 4: On the dime.
- 3:35Speaker 6: Yeah, you can the dime fast.
- 3:37Speaker 1: You have to act fast.
- 3:38Speaker 2: America had to act so fast because you would drop
- 3:41Speaker 2: all the episodes at once, like it's just a three,
- 3:43Speaker 2: so you gotta call right away, right.
- 3:45Speaker 6: And then we just like green screen in your.
- 3:47Speaker 3: Face and like the like the behind the scenes.
- 3:49Speaker 6: The dimes are actually these like little green things.
- 3:51Speaker 3: I thought there were skills, so funny.
- 3:54Speaker 5: Well, the skills are actually a multiplier. I think if
- 3:58Speaker 5: you find the skills, they're a multiplier for you're hot boys,
- 4:02Speaker 5: right yeah, yeah, up right. Yeah.
- 4:06Speaker 7: But all the money, all the money goes to make
- 4:08Speaker 7: a wish foundation at the.
- 4:09Speaker 5: End, and that's all the hot dollars. The money goes
- 4:12Speaker 5: to us, but the hot dollars raised and.
- 4:16Speaker 2: It doesn't convert for them, like they don't get to
- 4:19Speaker 2: like you don't get to bring it to an extra
- 4:21Speaker 2: currency exchange.
- 4:22Speaker 4: Again, that would be crazy if you did that.
- 4:25Speaker 2: And also a souvenir from the show Before you Die, yeah.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Like and also to like be like super super crystal clear.
- 4:31Speaker 3: Like these are the rules we start with, right and
- 4:33Speaker 3: then like some of them change.
- 4:37Speaker 5: And also just so if you didn't catch up, we
- 4:39Speaker 5: are all people that have been on Netflix reality shows
- 4:43Speaker 5: before this. Yeah you catch it, so so I don't
- 4:46Speaker 5: know if you caught that, but this is kind of
- 4:48Speaker 5: like this is like our new road rules, road Rules,
- 4:52Speaker 5: the Gauntlet Challenge.
- 4:54Speaker 3: It's like the end, it's like the Avengers.
- 4:57Speaker 5: Yeah, Avengers.
- 4:58Speaker 4: I love.
- 5:00Speaker 5: Oh did you guys see the Last Adventures movie?
- 5:04Speaker 6: I saw Avengers. I loved it. I love the Adventures.
- 5:12Speaker 6: I think it's so funny.
- 5:14Speaker 5: Now we should go around and introduce our name and
- 5:17Speaker 5: then also our island name, all right, which is a lot.
- 5:25Speaker 2: There was a whole section where if you guessed someone's
- 5:27Speaker 2: real name, then you you would.
- 5:31Speaker 7: Get a multiplier and that's like the name on your
- 5:34Speaker 7: bank account for your hot dollars.
- 5:37Speaker 6: Yeah. God, you should see these behind the scenes meetings.
- 5:40Speaker 6: I would say.
- 5:41Speaker 3: Most of our schedule of our day was like three
- 5:43Speaker 3: hours of filming and then four or five hours explaining
- 5:45Speaker 3: the most and we were.
- 5:46Speaker 5: All just so confused.
- 5:50Speaker 1: Study study.
- 5:52Speaker 4: I don't know if you.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Guys felt this way, but a lot of times, like
- 5:55Speaker 2: when they would bring me in to do my confessional,
- 5:57Speaker 2: I would like they would ask me how I felt
- 5:59Speaker 2: about a certa multiplier, and then I'd come and like, oh.
- 6:02Speaker 1: No, I hated that. I think that's wrong. I think
- 6:05Speaker 1: that's whatked up.
- 6:05Speaker 2: And then they'd say, no, that's the wrong answer because
- 6:07Speaker 2: you fundamentally don't understand how this multiplier works, and they
- 6:10Speaker 2: kind of correct me.
- 6:11Speaker 1: So I had to recalibrate my emotions on I.
- 6:14Speaker 5: Felt like people are coming and going and getting and
- 6:17Speaker 5: leaving and losing all day every day. And I, yes, figure.
- 6:21Speaker 4: Coming and going and getting and losing all.
- 6:23Speaker 3: Way, dude, like and like for real, like truly the
- 6:26Speaker 3: most rules. This is like one. I asked my manager
- 6:31Speaker 3: to like send me like a hard copy of all
- 6:33Speaker 3: the rules.
- 6:34Speaker 6: He broke his printer trying to print it. He's not crazy.
- 6:39Speaker 3: You need to find a new manager. I think it
- 6:43Speaker 3: was like eighty nine. It was eighty nine pages of both.
- 6:46Speaker 4: Wait, sixty nine.
- 6:49Speaker 6: He broke my manager's print.
- 6:50Speaker 5: Wait did you actually say sixty nine?
- 6:52Speaker 4: Did you say nine?
- 6:54Speaker 6: Said eighty nine?
- 6:55Speaker 4: All right, let's go around.
- 6:56Speaker 5: There was a little sixty nine on the island.
- 7:00Speaker 6: There was, and it costs me a.
- 7:02Speaker 1: Lot of money.
- 7:05Speaker 6: I wish should definitely introduce her.
- 7:07Speaker 3: Yeah, my name is Condor. I am from My mom
- 7:16Speaker 3: is from Alabama and my dad is from uh Long Beach,
- 7:20Speaker 3: So I'll kind of go in and out of southern
- 7:22Speaker 3: and a more coastal accent, just kind of goes.
- 7:26Speaker 4: In and out label. It's such a stereotype.
- 7:29Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm twenty three, I'm an architect, and I also
- 7:35Speaker 3: you might know me as one of the finalists from
- 7:40Speaker 3: the Netflix reality show Distance Makes the Heart. It was
- 7:45Speaker 3: a reality show where we were supposed to find Oh,
- 7:50Speaker 3: that's just the end and the idea distance makes the heart.
- 7:55Speaker 5: But what s does it make the heart?
- 7:57Speaker 3: Well, so the normal phrases grow fun her right, but
- 8:00Speaker 3: like the question is like and it's distance makes the heart?
- 8:03Speaker 6: Question mark, distance makes the heart?
- 8:07Speaker 3: So what was was we had to meet potential people
- 8:11Speaker 3: we wanted to get married to, but we had to
- 8:13Speaker 3: meet them at half a mile away.
- 8:15Speaker 6: So so we.
- 8:18Speaker 3: Would we would see each other for half mile away
- 8:21Speaker 3: down a big street in Manchester, England, and we'd look
- 8:26Speaker 3: at them and we talked to them on a phone,
- 8:29Speaker 3: and we had to decide at the end if we
- 8:32Speaker 3: wanted to get close to them, and we would meet
- 8:34Speaker 3: in the middle.
- 8:36Speaker 5: I want to get every every episode you get a
- 8:38Speaker 5: little closer you get you can decide to go closer
- 8:42Speaker 5: or give up.
- 8:43Speaker 6: You get a little bit closer. My first joke to
- 8:46Speaker 6: the girl that I ended up with was marrying aunt
- 8:51Speaker 6: because she was so far away.
- 8:53Speaker 1: I remember that was so funny.
- 8:54Speaker 2: I'm like, it seems like the winners of that show,
- 8:58Speaker 2: like you would really succeeded that show, depending on your
- 9:01Speaker 2: lung capacity, because those first few episodes, like, you guys
- 9:04Speaker 2: were like screaming across each other.
- 9:07Speaker 6: They won't give you a phone until episode four. Yeah,
- 9:10Speaker 6: we were screaming at each other.
- 9:12Speaker 4: Yeah, but the internet loves you, my guy.
- 9:15Speaker 6: Oh thank you. Yeah. I've seen the memes. I've seen
- 9:18Speaker 6: the memes.
- 9:19Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because those are so funny of you.
- 9:23Speaker 3: Yeah, they're really funny. I don't kind of understand a
- 9:26Speaker 3: lot of them because.
- 9:27Speaker 5: It's just how you walked. It was just so funny
- 9:30Speaker 5: how you would walk closer, right.
- 9:32Speaker 2: I saw the funniest one that was like me when
- 9:35Speaker 2: Ross is having a sale, and then it was like
- 9:38Speaker 2: someone walking as condor, like just like so funny.
- 9:42Speaker 4: I saw that, but it was Talbot's.
- 9:44Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I saw that, but it was Target.
- 9:48Speaker 6: That's that's awesome.
- 9:49Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really happy about My manager told me the
- 9:52Speaker 3: memes are are going good.
- 9:53Speaker 5: And there's so good that's three different ones.
- 9:56Speaker 6: Yeah, the memes are going good and I'm happy about it.
- 9:58Speaker 3: I guess I've gotten picked up in the nursing community too,
- 10:02Speaker 3: and that's always a good community to.
- 10:03Speaker 4: Be literally, that's like the spot.
- 10:06Speaker 5: Yeah, so in the nursing community. The memes.
- 10:09Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the memes in the nursing community. It's just
- 10:12Speaker 3: like me when you know when someone is flatlining stuff like.
- 10:15Speaker 5: That, and it's just you walking closer.
- 10:17Speaker 3: Because well, because everyone knows this shot they took of
- 10:20Speaker 3: was me when I was started running because I was
- 10:23Speaker 3: so in love with her, and it was like and
- 10:26Speaker 3: I started running and everyone was like, oh, you're not
- 10:28Speaker 3: supposed to be running.
- 10:29Speaker 6: You're not supposed to be running. So I had to
- 10:30Speaker 6: kind of only move out.
- 10:31Speaker 5: Yeah, twenty feet you could only be twenty feet fat.
- 10:34Speaker 3: It was fun though, but you know, it is sad,
- 10:36Speaker 3: Like I am sad that it didn't work out with
- 10:39Speaker 3: me and Serenity.
- 10:40Speaker 1: How long did were you guys together?
- 10:42Speaker 5: Again?
- 10:42Speaker 3: We were together for six months and it was like beautiful,
- 10:48Speaker 3: It was really really beautiful. And then she got a
- 10:51Speaker 3: job in Ohio and so wow, I and I didn't
- 10:55Speaker 3: want to do long distance. That's too far, that's already
- 11:01Speaker 3: done it. I've already done it.
- 11:03Speaker 5: Yeah, that's way farther than just half a mile. For y'all,
- 11:08Speaker 5: I'm freaking gamping over.
- 11:10Speaker 6: You're like a freaking chucky cheese character, Like, what are
- 11:14Speaker 6: you all up to? Like, tell us who you.
- 11:16Speaker 5: Are, Well, yeah, my name is I'm sure you guys
- 11:20Speaker 5: know this, but like, my name is Grayson Heite And
- 11:25Speaker 5: I was on a show called Love Is Postpartum twelve
- 11:29Speaker 5: single ready to mingle dudes see if they can fall
- 11:33Speaker 5: in love with twelve women who struggling for a depression
- 11:35Speaker 5: of just having a child. But we didn't know.
- 11:43Speaker 1: We didn't know, right, there's no way you could have known.
- 11:48Speaker 5: So like half the time the women would just disappear
- 11:51Speaker 5: and we were like, what's going on. It turns out
- 11:53Speaker 5: they were taking care of their new babies, so that
- 11:57Speaker 5: it was wild experience, but it was so fun and crazy.
- 12:00Speaker 2: That explains why so much of the show was just
- 12:03Speaker 2: dudes hanging out in the Dude Room.
- 12:05Speaker 5: Like the room was lit, was lit. They had pick
- 12:10Speaker 5: a ball, they had pool, they had a pool, they
- 12:13Speaker 5: had so much like a jacuzzi and video games. It
- 12:15Speaker 5: was so funny.
- 12:16Speaker 7: I saw your show because you guys went viral a
- 12:19Speaker 7: little bit with that challenge, that breastfeeding challenge.
- 12:22Speaker 5: Yeah it was weird because we didn't understand it. But yeah,
- 12:25Speaker 5: they wanted to see if we could breastfeed a puppy.
- 12:30Speaker 4: That's exactly what I was referring to Yeah.
- 12:33Speaker 5: Yeah, so we got a little trouble in that one.
- 12:35Speaker 3: Just going back to the Dude Room, I think some
- 12:37Speaker 3: of my favorite moments of that show were it when
- 12:39Speaker 3: they the producers trying to drag you guys out of
- 12:42Speaker 3: the Dude Room. It was like taking a cat to
- 12:44Speaker 3: the vet. Like it was like, well, yeah, we're clawing
- 12:47Speaker 3: at the door, like don't.
- 12:50Speaker 5: We didn't want to leave the Dude Room. Sometimes it
- 12:52Speaker 5: was just good vibes in there, and like, to be honest,
- 12:55Speaker 5: meeting with the women sometimes was really really waning. It
- 12:59Speaker 5: was tough, was just chiller, you know.
- 13:02Speaker 7: No, it really just showed the difference between like how
- 13:05Speaker 7: hard their lives are and how easy your guys is were,
- 13:08Speaker 7: and like how.
- 13:09Speaker 5: Well both of ours were hard. You know, it was both,
- 13:12Speaker 5: But that's.
- 13:12Speaker 4: What was amazing.
- 13:13Speaker 2: But the post part of room looked really really really hard.
- 13:18Speaker 5: It looked like really none.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Of them could sleep because everyone else's babies were on
- 13:22Speaker 2: like a different sleep schedule.
- 13:23Speaker 1: And why was it only stood screaming?
- 13:26Speaker 4: Why was it only lit by candlelight?
- 13:28Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's the thing I feel like when you
- 13:31Speaker 5: when you when I watched the show, that's when the
- 13:34Speaker 5: dichotomy really hit the difference between the two rooms. But
- 13:38Speaker 5: when you're in it, you know, the dude room did
- 13:40Speaker 5: have some problems in there too, like when Kyler and
- 13:43Speaker 5: Jeff got into that verbal argument about who was better
- 13:46Speaker 5: at Super Smash Bros. That was intense and it kind
- 13:49Speaker 5: of divided their duderoom for a little bit.
- 13:52Speaker 6: I resonated with that.
- 13:53Speaker 3: And when Chester broke the pinball machine, yeah, I felt
- 13:56Speaker 3: like I was there, Oh my god.
- 13:57Speaker 5: And then it was in his fault, but we needed
- 13:59Speaker 5: somebody to blame, you know, right.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, got like such a villain edit. Like I
- 14:06Speaker 2: walked away from that, like if I hadn't talked to
- 14:08Speaker 2: you about this, Like I'll be honest, I walked away
- 14:10Speaker 2: from that hating Chester.
- 14:12Speaker 1: Yeah, like I wanted to murder him.
- 14:14Speaker 4: I hated it.
- 14:15Speaker 7: And then after right when the pinball machine broke, they
- 14:17Speaker 7: like Smash cut to Marissa eating her placenta because she
- 14:20Speaker 7: was in extreme pain.
- 14:22Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was like.
- 14:23Speaker 5: Oh, Marissa also got such a bad edit. Marissa chat Jonathan.
- 14:28Speaker 2: They I talked to Marissa like they didn't even talk
- 14:31Speaker 2: about her paintings at all.
- 14:34Speaker 5: And she's a fantastic painter. She's at of her baby
- 14:40Speaker 5: she is.
- 14:41Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so crazy. It's another thing about all
- 14:44Speaker 3: the candles in that room. I thought that they were
- 14:46Speaker 3: a little close to the babies, but.
- 14:48Speaker 6: I don't know. I've never had a baby.
- 14:49Speaker 5: Don't think you're supposed to have candles around babies.
- 14:52Speaker 4: I don't think so either.
- 14:53Speaker 7: It felt like it was like the Pirates of the Caribbeans,
- 14:56Speaker 7: Like it was really dark in there, and then you
- 14:58Speaker 7: guys were like in like an art.
- 15:00Speaker 5: Well we had heard like that picked up me on lighting. Yeah,
- 15:03Speaker 5: it was pretty great.
- 15:04Speaker 3: Well, how far away were y'all's rooms, Like y'all's like
- 15:07Speaker 3: hanging areas.
- 15:09Speaker 5: Like twenty twenty feet but we were blasting music, so
- 15:12Speaker 5: we never heard the babies. We had like freakin' sefetti
- 15:17Speaker 5: wop going, we are Lamar going. It was such a
- 15:21Speaker 5: good time. So yeah, so And honestly, the coolest part
- 15:26Speaker 5: was like the woman now because they weren't pregnant anymore,
- 15:28Speaker 5: they could drink and we just all partied really hard.
- 15:32Speaker 5: So that was really cool. Wow, that was the coolest part.
- 15:37Speaker 5: That's it. I've been gabbing so much.
- 15:41Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- 15:42Speaker 2: I'm Chelsea and I was on the Netflix dating show
- 15:48Speaker 2: Married at First Sight in forty five seconds.
- 15:51Speaker 1: So it was an.
- 15:52Speaker 2: Ultra ultra speed dating show where as you know, it
- 15:57Speaker 2: was sixteen men sixteen women, and you had to go
- 16:01Speaker 2: on these dates and the dates would get progressively longer
- 16:05Speaker 2: as your relationship progressed, so like you would start out
- 16:09Speaker 2: with five second dates, and then if you made a
- 16:11Speaker 2: connection with someone, you would move on to fifteen second dates,
- 16:13Speaker 2: and then you would move on to thirty second dates,
- 16:15Speaker 2: and then if you were like really serious about someone,
- 16:17Speaker 2: you got to move on to the forty five second
- 16:19Speaker 2: date stage. And a lot of people didn't make it
- 16:21Speaker 2: to that stage because they didn't have like interesting storyline.
- 16:23Speaker 2: So at that point they were like eight of them
- 16:25Speaker 2: were just mysteriously slashed, like they were just mysteriously.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Gone for the show.
- 16:29Speaker 5: And that was crazy because that happens like the first
- 16:31Speaker 5: two minutes of the show, and you're kind of confused,
- 16:34Speaker 5: Like watching it, I was like, dang, like how long
- 16:36Speaker 5: was the official runtime of your show? Like how many
- 16:40Speaker 5: episodes and how long were each episode?
- 16:42Speaker 2: Well, I mean like the actual dating portion lasted I
- 16:46Speaker 2: want to say, three minutes out of fifty So the
- 16:50Speaker 2: rest of it was just like you know, It was
- 16:52Speaker 2: like a lot of confessionals with a lot of talking
- 16:56Speaker 2: about how the dates made us feel, and like we
- 16:58Speaker 2: didn't have a ton of information to go off, so
- 17:00Speaker 2: we kind of had to fill in a lot of blanks,
- 17:02Speaker 2: Like I'm like my first date with Tyler, like it
- 17:05Speaker 2: was a five second date and I basically had to
- 17:08Speaker 2: go sewing Florida from I want to be I want
- 17:12Speaker 2: to have a baby, and then he said baseball basketball,
- 17:15Speaker 2: I want to have a baby, and so it was
- 17:17Speaker 2: so gorgeous, like sad.
- 17:19Speaker 5: We could see the magic that was. It was gorge
- 17:23Speaker 5: When you both were streaming at each other, I want
- 17:25Speaker 5: to have a baby super quick, I was like, they're
- 17:28Speaker 5: met for each other.
- 17:29Speaker 3: It was gorgeous and I had had heard this was
- 17:32Speaker 3: this the thing that is real? Like this show was
- 17:35Speaker 3: shot originally because you guys had been sold to a
- 17:38Speaker 3: company that makes TV shows for the back of taxi
- 17:41Speaker 3: cabs the screens on taxis, and then Netflix picks it up,
- 17:45Speaker 3: so it was really short and then you guys had
- 17:46Speaker 3: to fill it.
- 17:47Speaker 2: Yeah, well it did really well in the taxis, Like
- 17:51Speaker 2: how do you know super Hybrid?
- 17:53Speaker 4: They know.
- 17:56Speaker 1: All the ins and outs.
- 17:57Speaker 2: But like they have they the Uber drivers and like
- 18:01Speaker 2: taxicabs like at the end.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Of every month.
- 18:03Speaker 4: But they love that and then.
- 18:05Speaker 1: They ask like, how much did you like this show?
- 18:08Speaker 4: Dude?
- 18:09Speaker 5: So the taxi drivers show. So they they interviewed a
- 18:14Speaker 5: bunch of taxi drivers to see that that's insane and.
- 18:17Speaker 2: It's interesting because they never actually see the show because
- 18:19Speaker 2: it's obviously behind them.
- 18:21Speaker 3: They love it, and they had to find subtle ways,
- 18:26Speaker 3: like ask the customers in the back.
- 18:28Speaker 2: Like and they had to go like, that's an interesting show, right,
- 18:32Speaker 2: and then depending on the level of their response, like
- 18:34Speaker 2: they would prove they would take that information give it
- 18:37Speaker 2: to the exacts, like they would get a little kick
- 18:39Speaker 2: back if if they were.
- 18:41Speaker 5: Honest that I heard. That's how a lot of Netflix
- 18:44Speaker 5: shows actually get picked up. Is that same system?
- 18:47Speaker 2: Yeah, Like they don't even have to go through the
- 18:49Speaker 2: taxi trial first, like they just interview uber drivers because
- 18:52Speaker 2: they're people of the people, you know, they're the people.
- 18:55Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the origin of firefly Ling.
- 18:58Speaker 5: Yeah, Fireflyling got picked up in the back.
- 19:01Speaker 4: One of my fave shows.
- 19:04Speaker 6: Oh my god.
- 19:04Speaker 3: Oh, I was also gonna say, you're so good at
- 19:07Speaker 3: this show, like it was so impressive, Like you so
- 19:10Speaker 3: you talk so naturally fast that I think you were
- 19:12Speaker 3: perfect casting for this show, and also like it was
- 19:17Speaker 3: so crazy because you guys, they did it like high
- 19:19Speaker 3: school theater style where they would put you guys have
- 19:23Speaker 3: the preliminaries, and then they put who everyone would have
- 19:26Speaker 3: dates with up on a board on a piece of paper,
- 19:28Speaker 3: And I remember seeing that you got picked to go
- 19:30Speaker 3: on dates with every guy because you were so good
- 19:33Speaker 3: at the five second.
- 19:34Speaker 2: Yeah, they were just like impressed and like a lot
- 19:36Speaker 2: of I don't tell Netflix this obviously, but like, yeah,
- 19:39Speaker 2: a lot of this is like love. It's real love,
- 19:42Speaker 2: and like I am falling in love and I fall
- 19:44Speaker 2: in love fast and hard, but like a lot of people,
- 19:47Speaker 2: like you also have to play the game, like and
- 19:49Speaker 2: so I'm sure a lot of people were not exactly
- 19:52Speaker 2: falling in love with me. They were falling in love
- 19:54Speaker 2: with my ability to talk really fast and obviously get
- 19:57Speaker 2: at the edit, like, there was not a moment where
- 19:59Speaker 2: I thought that I was going to be cut out
- 20:01Speaker 2: of this show.
- 20:01Speaker 5: I wow, yeah, because it felt like parts of the
- 20:05Speaker 5: show felt like I was watching a college speech and
- 20:07Speaker 5: debate tournament, Like the way that you guys are talking
- 20:10Speaker 5: in the tone and how loud and quick. I was
- 20:13Speaker 5: completely overwhelmed. But they did such a good job of
- 20:15Speaker 5: every word, breaking every word down in the testimonial and
- 20:19Speaker 5: spending like ten twenty minutes on basically one line of
- 20:23Speaker 5: dialogue and bringing it down from everybody.
- 20:25Speaker 2: It was because there's a huge difference between someone saying
- 20:28Speaker 2: I want to get married and someone saying I want
- 20:30Speaker 2: to get married someday.
- 20:31Speaker 7: Right, yeah, right, And it shows the like way of
- 20:35Speaker 7: your words and the.
- 20:37Speaker 5: Weight of your mouth, like the weight of your your
- 20:39Speaker 5: actual mouth can slow you down.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Yeah, you still have to train your mouth.
- 20:44Speaker 3: I'm so jealous you have confidence in your edit. They
- 20:46Speaker 3: cut so much out of my edit. There's all these
- 20:48Speaker 3: moments where like I was walking from the house to
- 20:50Speaker 3: the car and walking from the car to the end.
- 20:53Speaker 3: You never see me do that.
- 20:54Speaker 4: Yeah, I felt like you're edit. It was just your
- 20:57Speaker 4: show is hard. There's a lot of physicality stuff, and
- 21:00Speaker 4: they just.
- 21:00Speaker 6: Had such The jibs were so.
- 21:02Speaker 5: Crazy, just so many jib shots, so many, so many jibs.
- 21:12Speaker 1: That's my show.
- 21:13Speaker 5: I'm gabbing so much, and.
- 21:17Speaker 4: That's what we're supposed to do. That's what I get
- 21:18Speaker 4: paid to do. Hi, guys.
- 21:20Speaker 7: Last, but certainly not least I am Kylie.
- 21:26Speaker 1: Or you can be Kylie. That's fine.
- 21:30Speaker 4: No, I'm Kylier.
- 21:32Speaker 6: You're like more Kylie than Kylie.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, that makes it. Sorry. I just like, yeah,
- 21:38Speaker 1: that's fine.
- 21:38Speaker 4: I'm I'm gonna know you're Kylier Kylier as what you.
- 21:43Speaker 1: Said on the show. I just got you mixed up
- 21:45Speaker 1: with another girl who was.
- 21:46Speaker 4: No, I get it, and it's insane.
- 21:47Speaker 7: And they gave us they did a villain arc between me,
- 21:52Speaker 7: Kylie and Kylie, and I was like, guys, be a
- 21:54Speaker 7: little more creative than that.
- 21:55Speaker 6: Mm hmm.
- 21:57Speaker 7: I I am twenty for I was on the show
- 22:05Speaker 7: White House Versus Restaurant Versus Hospital Dating, where they took
- 22:12Speaker 7: some month from each and we had to date from
- 22:16Speaker 7: either people who worked in the White House, a restaurant,
- 22:19Speaker 7: or a hospital. And I work. I work in a hospital,
- 22:27Speaker 7: so I was dating people who worked at restaurants or
- 22:29Speaker 7: at the White House.
- 22:30Speaker 2: It really opened my eyes because I had no idea
- 22:32Speaker 2: there was a rivalry between you guys like that.
- 22:35Speaker 7: There was such three ways blood yeah, or there's just
- 22:39Speaker 7: serious stereotypes at play and dating each other with like
- 22:43Speaker 7: like just dating each other and being like okay, I
- 22:46Speaker 7: never thought in a million years, I would date somebody
- 22:48Speaker 7: who works at a restaurant and just like lifting that veil.
- 22:50Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so crazy, like when you walked in
- 22:53Speaker 3: and you were all wearing your typical clothes for what
- 22:56Speaker 3: you do, Like you were wearing your your scrubs, and
- 22:59Speaker 3: then was right, people from the restaurant were wearing their
- 23:02Speaker 3: like kind of button down server outfits, and then people
- 23:05Speaker 3: from the White House were wearing their suits, and then
- 23:07Speaker 3: all of a sudden makeover and you come out and
- 23:09Speaker 3: you're all wearing plastic like that.
- 23:11Speaker 7: It was crazy because Nicola sche Go's drop drop the uniform.
- 23:15Speaker 5: Yeah, that was insanely said that. You guys, how do
- 23:18Speaker 5: they do that? It was such a twist.
- 23:19Speaker 1: Because you guys were so shocked. You didn't think you'd
- 23:22Speaker 1: have to take off the uniform because I won't.
- 23:24Speaker 6: I thought I will naked.
- 23:25Speaker 7: When it dropped, you were all naked, Yeah, and we
- 23:28Speaker 7: were shocked.
- 23:29Speaker 5: It's crazy. They didn't capture that in the title, that
- 23:32Speaker 5: the whole time, you guys are going to be naked.
- 23:34Speaker 2: But yeah, so clearly, like did they tell you that
- 23:38Speaker 2: your clothes were going to fall off like that? Because
- 23:39Speaker 2: it seemed like they just brought out these huge magnets
- 23:42Speaker 2: and all your clothes fell off like a cartoon.
- 23:44Speaker 7: Yeah, so the shock that you're I know, everyone thinks
- 23:47Speaker 7: the shock you see on screen is all of us
- 23:49Speaker 7: being like, oh my god, we're going to date someone
- 23:51Speaker 7: who works in the White House. But the shock we're
- 23:54Speaker 7: actually experiencing is, oh my god, had they take our clothes.
- 23:56Speaker 5: Off with the magnets, because like, that's what I never
- 24:00Speaker 5: got is magnets don't take clothes off. Well, but they did.
- 24:04Speaker 5: This was a cloth magnet. I'm really lock magnet.
- 24:08Speaker 3: But I'm really curious because I think it might have
- 24:10Speaker 3: been a real magnet that they snuck metal into your clothes,
- 24:12Speaker 3: because there was that one. I think it was a
- 24:14Speaker 3: White House person. They don't mention it because she disappears,
- 24:19Speaker 3: but Terry Joe you see in a quick shot. I
- 24:22Speaker 3: think they couldn't edit around it. She starts flying up
- 24:25Speaker 3: and then they cut it and you never see her again.
- 24:27Speaker 3: So I was wondering if I guess I was just
- 24:29Speaker 3: curious if Terry Joe got sucked into the magnet.
- 24:33Speaker 2: Because maybe she had like a like a metal like
- 24:35Speaker 2: a hip replacement or something.
- 24:36Speaker 6: That's kind of what I was thinking about.
- 24:38Speaker 7: So yeah, Terry Joe, We're not supposed to talk about this,
- 24:41Speaker 7: but obviously we're like we're like displaying Netflix secrets here.
- 24:45Speaker 7: Terry Joe had an ankle surgery in high school that
- 24:50Speaker 7: had a little bit of metal in her ankle, so she.
- 24:54Speaker 5: Flew up by the ankle, dang by the ankle. That hurts,
- 25:01Speaker 5: that really hurts, like freches, I thought.
- 25:07Speaker 2: I can I just say I thought you were the
- 25:09Speaker 2: most open minded person on this show for sure.
- 25:12Speaker 6: I really, like I.
- 25:14Speaker 2: Really, I know, I know maybe the edit didn't always
- 25:17Speaker 2: go that way, but like I knew in my heart
- 25:20Speaker 2: that I'm like, oh she could stoop to dating a doctor,
- 25:24Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
- 25:25Speaker 4: Thank you?
- 25:26Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean like it was because my whole thing
- 25:29Speaker 7: is that, like I got really caught up in like
- 25:32Speaker 7: in in the jobs. Like I every every date I
- 25:35Speaker 7: ran on with a waiter, I told him what I
- 25:37Speaker 7: wanted to eat.
- 25:39Speaker 4: And that was so blind of me, like right, like
- 25:42Speaker 4: like so rude of me.
- 25:44Speaker 7: And then like every guy who was dating me wanted
- 25:47Speaker 7: me to like pump his blood or whatever, or like
- 25:50Speaker 7: measure the size of his dick or something. And I
- 25:52Speaker 7: was like, they do it, they do that, They do
- 25:56Speaker 7: that to us hot women nurses, and it's part of the.
- 26:00Speaker 2: Physical, right, Like you get weighed and then you get
- 26:02Speaker 2: your height and then your dick measured.
- 26:05Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's the physical yeah.
- 26:07Speaker 5: And then women they do it and they go, no dick,
- 26:10Speaker 5: and that's the measurement.
- 26:11Speaker 7: Right, yeah, no dick, yeah, and they say it like
- 26:14Speaker 7: no dice.
- 26:15Speaker 6: No, they don't measure anything down there for y'all.
- 26:18Speaker 7: No, they do measure it, but they say no, no,
- 26:20Speaker 7: they they take it out, like yeah, if they're a
- 26:22Speaker 7: good nurse, they'll take it out and they'll be like,
- 26:24Speaker 7: no dick.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they do.
- 26:26Speaker 2: The whole charade where they like bring out the measuring
- 26:28Speaker 2: tape because you know, you never know.
- 26:30Speaker 1: And then so it's like if it's a good nurse, yeah, yeah.
- 26:33Speaker 7: If it's a good nurse, and if she's wing yeah,
- 26:35Speaker 7: if she's winging it, she'll probably just skip that and
- 26:38Speaker 7: that's not a good that's not a good nurse.
- 26:40Speaker 5: You were just so real, though, and you could tell
- 26:43Speaker 5: how genuine and how you were there to meet somebody.
- 26:46Speaker 5: And that's what I really respected and loved it, and
- 26:48Speaker 5: I think that's why America fell in love with you.
- 26:50Speaker 4: I appreciate definitely with you.
- 26:53Speaker 5: It's because like you're also blunt, like you will be honest,
- 26:57Speaker 5: and you were really honest with some of those White
- 26:59Speaker 5: House people.
- 27:01Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, and that's why Bruce and I are engaged.
- 27:03Speaker 7: He's a White House press.
- 27:04Speaker 4: Aide and we're we're engaged.
- 27:08Speaker 7: And it's really hard to like find time between me
- 27:12Speaker 7: working at a hospital and him working at the White House.
- 27:15Speaker 4: But we've really figured it out.
- 27:17Speaker 5: And that's great. That's so great.
- 27:20Speaker 1: That's awesome. That's like so great to hear.
- 27:23Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think we should probably talk about our
- 27:25Speaker 3: experience on the show, yeah, together because because we're all
- 27:29Speaker 3: talked about our separate this reminds me of all the
- 27:31Speaker 3: movies that led up to The Avengers, because it's like
- 27:34Speaker 3: we all got the origin stories and now you can
- 27:36Speaker 3: just see it all come.
- 27:36Speaker 1: Together, just put together what the adventures was?
- 27:41Speaker 5: You just realized.
- 27:42Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you guys.
- 27:44Speaker 2: Were talking about like a book that I didn't know about,
- 27:46Speaker 2: but like, no, I'm obsessed.
- 27:48Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with you.
- 27:49Speaker 5: Yeah, like it has Ironed Man and like like how
- 27:53Speaker 5: like how.
- 27:54Speaker 1: Like Tony Starkey?
- 27:58Speaker 6: Yeah, the Scarlet Bitch. I love it at all.
- 28:02Speaker 3: Deadpool is I think it's.
- 28:05Speaker 5: Headpool, Headpool and their Avengers.
- 28:10Speaker 4: Yeah, there's Headpool one and Deadpool too.
- 28:14Speaker 6: I think Headpool is Deadpool's brother.
- 28:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:16Speaker 1: Have you guys seen Called Me by Your Name? Is
- 28:18Speaker 1: that part of it?
- 28:19Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 28:20Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I think it is.
- 28:22Speaker 4: Is that the one with Tony Starkey?
- 28:24Speaker 6: Do you guys talk to gay people?
- 28:27Speaker 5: I try? I try.
- 28:31Speaker 6: Yeah, I to talk about the show.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Well there was actually like there, oh yeah, yeah, our show,
- 28:38Speaker 1: our show.
- 28:39Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:40Speaker 4: And I want to also be clear.
- 28:41Speaker 7: I said that Bruce and I are engaged, but that's
- 28:44Speaker 7: like here's you guys like open, we're yeah, but also
- 28:47Speaker 7: like this is like a part of our press deal.
- 28:48Speaker 4: We're like telling people to watch our show.
- 28:51Speaker 7: And are like I I reveal in the episode one
- 28:54Speaker 7: of our show that Bruce and I are opened, and
- 28:57Speaker 7: I don't consent to it being opened.
- 29:00Speaker 6: But you're on the show.
- 29:05Speaker 2: A similar thing happened to me with Netflix, because like
- 29:07Speaker 2: they really wanted me to like stay with Tyler, because
- 29:12Speaker 2: like because married at First Sight in forty five seconds
- 29:14Speaker 2: have just dropped, and so like they wanted me and
- 29:16Speaker 2: Tyler out there.
- 29:17Speaker 1: But then they realized they were putting this show together.
- 29:19Speaker 2: Netflix is doing something, and then they wanted me to
- 29:23Speaker 2: flip and.
- 29:24Speaker 4: They because that got like such good.
- 29:26Speaker 7: Yeah, and like Bruce and I like naturally just happened
- 29:29Speaker 7: that way. But I mean, of course Netflix called both
- 29:31Speaker 7: of us and they were like, it would really work
- 29:33Speaker 7: out for the drop of Netflix is doing something if
- 29:35Speaker 7: you guys were to have some drama.
- 29:37Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that was exactly like me. They said, like you, like,
- 29:42Speaker 5: we love that you're with Jessica, but you need some
- 29:44Speaker 5: drama with her kid Tiger, like we need to see
- 29:47Speaker 5: like there's.
- 29:48Speaker 4: Some sort of But that got like so legal.
- 29:50Speaker 5: Yeah, I got really legal because we had and then
- 29:53Speaker 5: it was well, there was a second there that I
- 29:57Speaker 5: actually was going to take Tiger.
- 30:00Speaker 1: Oh, like they were going to give you custody.
- 30:02Speaker 5: They were gonna give me custody of and because I
- 30:07Speaker 5: kind of loved Tiger and I thought Netflix was pushing
- 30:10Speaker 5: for it and I thought it would be best if
- 30:11Speaker 5: Tiger came with me and I had you know, so
- 30:14Speaker 5: they were gonna give me custody for a little.
- 30:16Speaker 2: Right, Well, I mean if they saw like how good
- 30:19Speaker 2: and cool you were in the dude room, like they
- 30:22Speaker 2: probably like, I mean, all the dudes came out looking
- 30:25Speaker 2: like great dads in that I.
- 30:27Speaker 3: Really liked, you need to know your lawyers though, when
- 30:29Speaker 3: they started introducing them as full characters on your show.
- 30:32Speaker 4: That was really fun.
- 30:34Speaker 5: That was really fun.
- 30:35Speaker 4: But our show Netflix is doing something is dropping at
- 30:38Speaker 4: the end of the month.
- 30:39Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, really excited, So let's talk about it. Yeah,
- 30:42Speaker 3: because you know, it was really fun.
- 30:45Speaker 6: It was us.
- 30:46Speaker 3: There was a couple of cast members from uh, Which
- 30:50Speaker 3: Thing Is Soup? Which is like one of my favorite
- 30:52Speaker 3: other shows on Netflix.
- 30:53Speaker 5: So funny, and those guys are cool, and it's actually
- 30:57Speaker 5: much easier than is It Cake? Which Thing is Soup?
- 31:00Speaker 5: You can kind of till immediately.
- 31:02Speaker 4: The whole like selling part of it.
- 31:04Speaker 2: And then they got into some technicalities where it's like, oh,
- 31:06Speaker 2: technically water is a soup.
- 31:08Speaker 6: And it's like sh I was like, we don't need
- 31:10Speaker 6: to hear about that, Like.
- 31:11Speaker 4: All right, we get it, fine, love and go home.
- 31:14Speaker 3: Right, It's like we get it, host of is it Soup?
- 31:16Speaker 3: Like Chris red like, we don't need to but my
- 31:19Speaker 3: thing is like that. I think it actually got a
- 31:22Speaker 3: little harder than is It Cake because sometimes they would
- 31:24Speaker 3: bring out pots and the pots were opaque, like there
- 31:27Speaker 3: were metal pots, so they'd be like, which one of
- 31:29Speaker 3: these things have soup in it, and then one of
- 31:30Speaker 3: them would have like a rabbit in it and the other.
- 31:32Speaker 6: One would have soup. And it's like, well, I'm not
- 31:34Speaker 6: supposed to know that.
- 31:35Speaker 5: That's like, yeah, you can't see it, that's just guessing. Yeah. Yeah.
- 31:39Speaker 2: Kelly from Love is Freezing, wheah, it had to be
- 31:43Speaker 2: like in that walk in freezer and whoever got the coldest, Like,
- 31:48Speaker 2: wasn't there for the right reasons?
- 31:49Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, And she came in like.
- 31:52Speaker 2: I'll be honest, like she seemed a little traumatized when
- 31:55Speaker 2: she came out of the island.
- 31:56Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 31:57Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I thought so too.
- 31:58Speaker 7: And it was also traumatized, was Paul paul Is from Uh,
- 32:02Speaker 7: Love Is I don't want to go on a dating show,
- 32:04Speaker 7: which is a bunch of people who don't want to
- 32:06Speaker 7: go on dating shows going on dating shows. And that
- 32:09Speaker 7: was like and for paula like stay the course and
- 32:12Speaker 7: that was on a second dating show, was like really
- 32:14Speaker 7: admirable to me.
- 32:15Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 32:16Speaker 3: Well, and then of course, like one of my favorite
- 32:17Speaker 3: people we got to meet with Scooter from Left he's
- 32:19Speaker 3: looking for love like people with left people who are
- 32:22Speaker 3: left handed, who it's a little harder for them to date,
- 32:24Speaker 3: Like that was like really beautiful and like, yeah, and
- 32:27Speaker 3: I learned a lot from Scooter, especially like we play
- 32:30Speaker 3: catch a lot, and it was just so he's so
- 32:33Speaker 3: brave the way he plays catch with his other hand
- 32:35Speaker 3: that isn't the hand that I use.
- 32:37Speaker 2: And during his scene with left handed Nony the Matchmaker
- 32:44Speaker 2: where he was like really insecure and she was making
- 32:49Speaker 2: him meatballs and said Everything's gonna be okay.
- 32:52Speaker 5: And I'm so sweet.
- 32:54Speaker 2: And like he was crying so much. I just love
- 32:56Speaker 2: Scooter so much. I could I could just oh, I
- 32:58Speaker 2: could scoop him up.
- 32:59Speaker 5: Yeah. I wouldn't touch his left hand though. That's kind
- 33:02Speaker 5: of gross.
- 33:03Speaker 1: No, I think that's vile.
- 33:04Speaker 4: I think it's vile that he does everything with that hand.
- 33:07Speaker 7: Okay, but I'll say but I think we're allowed to
- 33:10Speaker 7: announce like our reunion is we're doing a live reunion.
- 33:15Speaker 7: Netflix is having us and we're doing and we're doing this.
- 33:19Speaker 7: One's going to work at the super Bowl.
- 33:21Speaker 4: We're doing at the super Bowl at the same time we're.
- 33:24Speaker 7: Doing we are the super Bowl halftime show is our
- 33:27Speaker 7: reunion show.
- 33:28Speaker 5: Absolutely, but you're.
- 33:30Speaker 3: Still going to get a star, You're still going to
- 33:32Speaker 3: get your favorite you know, super Bowl Halftime performance.
- 33:37Speaker 6: We're just in the middle of Melissa set.
- 33:41Speaker 5: They take a break and we do a quick reunion.
- 33:44Speaker 3: So we'll just come to my window and then she
- 33:45Speaker 3: sits down and then we come out. We do about
- 33:48Speaker 3: forty to fifty and then we head out and then
- 33:51Speaker 3: they do the rest of her songs.
- 33:53Speaker 5: That's well, can we talk about like some of our
- 33:55Speaker 5: favorite moments from this last season like that we're legally
- 33:58Speaker 5: allowed to talk about, right, I mean.
- 33:59Speaker 3: Like the lou Ou Night, the lou Night, and well,
- 34:03Speaker 3: let's talk about the location they sent us to Winter Park, Florida.
- 34:07Speaker 6: Absolutely gorgeous and lou out night.
- 34:11Speaker 7: To have aluau in Florida was one of the best
- 34:14Speaker 7: nights of my life.
- 34:15Speaker 5: Yeah, it was all so cool.
- 34:18Speaker 4: It was one of the.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Best nights of my life.
- 34:19Speaker 2: There was also so much drama, and I think I
- 34:24Speaker 2: think we're all past it now because like, obviously we
- 34:27Speaker 2: were all here for love, except for the people who
- 34:33Speaker 2: originally came for money and then were then given an
- 34:36Speaker 2: assignment halfway through that was that you were there for love,
- 34:40Speaker 2: but then one of us got the hate card and
- 34:43Speaker 2: then like and that kind of switched the whole thing around.
- 34:48Speaker 3: Like we did talk about the hate card too, because
- 34:49Speaker 3: that it turned people into there was a secret hater
- 34:52Speaker 3: in the group, and that was like really hard to Yeah,
- 34:55Speaker 3: that was hard.
- 34:55Speaker 1: I think I was playing Mafia because I was like.
- 34:57Speaker 7: So like this, there's yeah, there's like an episode where
- 35:01Speaker 7: we're just playing Mafia.
- 35:03Speaker 3: Yeah, We're sitting around the pool, our eyes are closed.
- 35:05Speaker 3: People were tapping us on each other's shoulders.
- 35:11Speaker 6: That was weird.
- 35:12Speaker 3: But I'm used to not seeing like I'm used to
- 35:14Speaker 3: not seeing people, and that was hard for me too,
- 35:16Speaker 3: Like having romated conversations so close to everybody, it's something you.
- 35:22Speaker 5: Were constantly trying to step as far back as possible.
- 35:25Speaker 6: I was walking into the ocean.
- 35:28Speaker 4: How to talk to you guys without knowing where you worked.
- 35:31Speaker 5: Yeah, that was And it's crazy how much trauma and
- 35:34Speaker 5: impact our shows gave us, you know, it is crazy.
- 35:37Speaker 7: Yeah, I think we can, Like I don't know, should
- 35:40Speaker 7: we just spoil it? Episode two, we use hot dollars
- 35:44Speaker 7: and then we start a secret drug ring.
- 35:46Speaker 6: Right, Well, I was not involved in that. I was
- 35:49Speaker 6: a little removed from.
- 35:50Speaker 5: That, yeah, because you were just farther away.
- 35:53Speaker 3: Yeah, I was literally removed because you'll started talking.
- 35:59Speaker 2: That's so weird, Like they really made it look like
- 36:02Speaker 2: I was the ringleader. But it's just because I was
- 36:04Speaker 2: in charge when they didn't say that we were filming,
- 36:07Speaker 2: like but you could tell.
- 36:08Speaker 7: You could tell you're doing whippets before your confessionals, and
- 36:12Speaker 7: you could tell that we're paying for them because it
- 36:14Speaker 7: cuts out, yeah, and then suddenly we're just like off
- 36:17Speaker 7: the walls.
- 36:18Speaker 3: But I do think, like, you know, I wonder if
- 36:21Speaker 3: that was planted by the producers, Like we didn't we
- 36:23Speaker 3: didn't find you guys didn't find that crank, you know,
- 36:26Speaker 3: just on brought it.
- 36:27Speaker 6: And so I was wondering.
- 36:29Speaker 3: Too, like maybe that was planted so that, you know,
- 36:31Speaker 3: Grayson's lawyers come back, because I was so excited when
- 36:34Speaker 3: they came back in.
- 36:35Speaker 2: And it did be like now that I think about it,
- 36:36Speaker 2: the way that I got all the drugs that you
- 36:40Speaker 2: get me in a dark alley, in a dark alley
- 36:43Speaker 2: wearing a sideways hat, wearing a sideways hat and like
- 36:47Speaker 2: a sheet over their face, and they said, do you
- 36:50Speaker 2: want to make a lot of money really really fast?
- 36:52Speaker 1: And I said yeah.
- 36:54Speaker 5: They they played it to your thing and because they.
- 36:57Speaker 2: Said fast, and that's one of my branding keywords, and
- 37:00Speaker 2: so that activates me, and so I'll do kind of
- 37:02Speaker 2: whatever anyone says at that point.
- 37:03Speaker 1: It's like Papla's dog.
- 37:05Speaker 6: Yeah, that's it's crazy too.
- 37:07Speaker 3: Not a lot of people know how many dark alleys
- 37:09Speaker 3: there are in resorts in Florida, Like especially when you're Onluou.
- 37:13Speaker 2: You know Netflix built those in you think, like thinking
- 37:17Speaker 2: about it, like alleys artificially dark, like.
- 37:20Speaker 4: Wait, there's no way they did that.
- 37:23Speaker 5: Well, also crazy, A crazy thing we forgot to talk
- 37:27Speaker 5: about is, yeah, the place that we're in is kind
- 37:30Speaker 5: of built like that hotel that that old serial killer
- 37:33Speaker 5: used to kill as people in, Like there's tons of
- 37:36Speaker 5: trap doors and tons of things. And now I'm realizing
- 37:38Speaker 5: maybe that Netflix built it and that's why people just
- 37:41Speaker 5: kept disappearing.
- 37:43Speaker 6: Are you talking about HH Holmes from the World's Face.
- 37:46Speaker 5: I'm talking about HH Holmes from the World trad in
- 37:48Speaker 5: eighteen eighty.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Well, I think they happen.
- 37:50Speaker 5: My lawyer said, oh, they have that show.
- 37:54Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that is. It's like it's love,
- 37:58Speaker 2: it's love, Love.
- 37:59Speaker 1: Is a love.
- 38:04Speaker 6: Crazy.
- 38:05Speaker 3: From what I heard, they saw that Eric Eric Larson
- 38:08Speaker 3: book about him Devil in the White City, and they
- 38:10Speaker 3: said that sounds like that.
- 38:12Speaker 6: I love it sounds like a dating show, so we're
- 38:15Speaker 6: just going to take the title. And then they're like.
- 38:18Speaker 5: It's crazy that they actually got serial killers to join
- 38:20Speaker 5: psychopaths and serial killers to join and try to find
- 38:23Speaker 5: love and not.
- 38:23Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I'm glad we're doing this show before
- 38:26Speaker 3: that comes out.
- 38:28Speaker 2: Because that's like, to be honest, that might be the
- 38:30Speaker 2: end of all of this. So we got to grab
- 38:32Speaker 2: our cash while we can.
- 38:33Speaker 4: Do you think it will ever end?
- 38:36Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know.
- 38:38Speaker 7: Because like what people don't know as you're listening to
- 38:41Speaker 7: this is that these Netflix reality people, they're unlike anybody
- 38:47Speaker 7: else and they've been working in this like they've been
- 38:50Speaker 7: doing these shows for a really long time.
- 38:53Speaker 6: Yeah, they'll live together too.
- 38:55Speaker 5: They all live together. It's kind of a nightmare if
- 38:58Speaker 5: you ever need to go meet.
- 38:58Speaker 1: It's sort of like there.
- 39:00Speaker 2: They would make a really great show. That's the ironic
- 39:03Speaker 2: part is that it's like twelve exacts one house. None
- 39:06Speaker 2: of them are allowed to leave until they pump out
- 39:08Speaker 2: six more shows.
- 39:09Speaker 3: Well, I've tried to film them, and they all have
- 39:12Speaker 3: these little mirrors that if you try to film them,
- 39:13Speaker 3: they shown.
- 39:17Speaker 5: The shot. They also wear all that reflective clothing and
- 39:23Speaker 5: Rozi shows I tried.
- 39:24Speaker 1: Making your own documentary.
- 39:27Speaker 6: No.
- 39:27Speaker 3: I was making a surfing video and I was wearing
- 39:30Speaker 3: it on my head, a GoPro and I was coming
- 39:32Speaker 3: close to the ocean. I was coming close to the
- 39:34Speaker 3: shore and I saw all these lights and I saw
- 39:36Speaker 3: them standing there and they were trying to fuck with
- 39:38Speaker 3: the the go pro and I crashed and it was
- 39:41Speaker 3: just fine, that's part of surfing.
- 39:42Speaker 6: I wasn't hurt, but it was well.
- 39:43Speaker 5: I will say I did love that arc in our show,
- 39:46Speaker 5: like you just found surfing surfing.
- 39:50Speaker 6: I was really grateful.
- 39:52Speaker 5: Went well.
- 39:53Speaker 3: I was like, I'm out in the ocean, I'm so
- 39:55Speaker 3: far away from everybody. Might as well pick something up.
- 39:57Speaker 6: While I'm here. And it turned out I was really
- 39:59Speaker 6: good at surfing right away.
- 40:00Speaker 5: It was beautiful.
- 40:01Speaker 6: It was awesome, And I'm getting a new show.
- 40:03Speaker 3: It's it's called surfs Up.
- 40:06Speaker 7: That's incredible what happens in it.
- 40:10Speaker 3: So I go surfing and then they tell me there's
- 40:14Speaker 3: women in the water and if I can find them
- 40:17Speaker 3: then I could marry them, and uh, so's I don't want.
- 40:23Speaker 6: To spoil it, but I think they lied.
- 40:26Speaker 4: I think I oh really.
- 40:28Speaker 6: Yeah, I couldn't find a woman.
- 40:31Speaker 4: I loved the promo with the lifeguard going.
- 40:33Speaker 1: There's women in the water.
- 40:35Speaker 5: Yeah, blowing and clearing the beach, going, there's women in
- 40:39Speaker 5: the water.
- 40:39Speaker 3: And then every all these people are screaming and running
- 40:42Speaker 3: out and then I come in zoom in on me,
- 40:44Speaker 3: and I say, surf's up, and then they go out
- 40:48Speaker 3: there and then I said.
- 40:49Speaker 2: Half the show is stylistic shots of shadows of sirens singing.
- 40:54Speaker 1: Oh, like an alluring set.
- 41:00Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 41:01Speaker 6: Absolutely, it's very mythical.
- 41:04Speaker 5: I also heard you guys shot that show during a storm,
- 41:06Speaker 5: and we unfortunately a lot like they won't to announce
- 41:09Speaker 5: how many women were lost?
- 41:11Speaker 6: Am ever know? Because I didn't think.
- 41:14Speaker 7: We're all saying announce the women who were lost, announced.
- 41:18Speaker 2: The women because lost, they're not real. Wait, can you
- 41:22Speaker 2: guys remind me did any of us date on this
- 41:24Speaker 2: show that we were on.
- 41:26Speaker 5: I yeah, kind of, I think I did. I think
- 41:31Speaker 5: I did, but I can't tell. So there was one
- 41:34Speaker 5: night where I won a Jubilee card and I gave
- 41:36Speaker 5: it to Natasha and she said, oh, I have to
- 41:39Speaker 5: skip this. She used a skip card, so then it
- 41:42Speaker 5: went to Kareem, so it ended up meeting Kareem sitting
- 41:46Speaker 5: down at a Jubilee ball and we were just kind
- 41:49Speaker 5: of talking about basketball. So I don't know if we
- 41:53Speaker 5: dated there. But at the end we got hot dollars
- 41:56Speaker 5: and we also got hot dogs, and I got a
- 41:59Speaker 5: couple gems which were made of plastic, but they would
- 42:03Speaker 5: call them something like, uh, sweet gems, and I never
- 42:06Speaker 5: learned what to do with those.
- 42:08Speaker 4: Were any of you guys on.
- 42:10Speaker 1: I think they dropped the gems like.
- 42:12Speaker 5: The dropped because got more gems than me.
- 42:17Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go.
- 42:20Speaker 4: I only started fucking people when I.
- 42:22Speaker 5: Did the like you're fucking people.
- 42:25Speaker 7: Yeah, so I always started fucking people when I did
- 42:28Speaker 7: the Southwest flight brought to you by Southwest, and it
- 42:31Speaker 7: was like an excursion that people with like fifty hot
- 42:33Speaker 7: dollars went on.
- 42:34Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd fly around Fort Lauderdale Airport.
- 42:42Speaker 4: That's when the sucking people and so you guys all place.
- 42:47Speaker 4: It was just so frustrated.
- 42:48Speaker 8: I was like why, well, because I remember I think
- 42:52Speaker 8: I was given a card that I was given a
- 42:54Speaker 8: date card, and then so I got to pick who
- 42:58Speaker 8: I was eating, and so I picked Jonathan.
- 43:02Speaker 2: Then I think I picked Kaarine, Then I think I
- 43:05Speaker 2: picked Condor, and then I think I picked Emily, and
- 43:08Speaker 2: then every single time they said, no, you actually can't
- 43:11Speaker 2: pick that person. They don't have enough points to qualify. Yeah,
- 43:14Speaker 2: and so I have to keep going down the list,
- 43:17Speaker 2: and then eventually I ended up with Tyler, but then
- 43:20Speaker 2: they said, no, he's not on the show. He's a
- 43:22Speaker 2: PA now, because then it was like something where they
- 43:25Speaker 2: were relegated two pas if you didn't have enough gems,
- 43:28Speaker 2: and then they couldn't answer what the gems were.
- 43:31Speaker 1: And so I do think that some people on the
- 43:32Speaker 1: crew were paid in gems.
- 43:34Speaker 5: It must have been paid in gems, because that was
- 43:36Speaker 5: what I was so confused about that it felt like
- 43:38Speaker 5: right behind camera there was a constantly clinging and a
- 43:41Speaker 5: noise of.
- 43:44Speaker 4: You guys all had gems.
- 43:45Speaker 7: Meanwhile, I'm walking around the Fort Lauderdale Airport and I'm
- 43:49Speaker 7: just like stuck as hell having whip it flashbacks, and.
- 43:53Speaker 3: I'm sitting over here and thinking like, did I hook
- 43:55Speaker 3: up with any one of you? And I was wondering
- 43:57Speaker 3: if you guys would be willing to shout I'm touching myself,
- 44:01Speaker 3: because that's the only way I would know, because I
- 44:03Speaker 3: was definitely having vocal sex with somebody multiple people, but
- 44:08Speaker 3: I hadn't seen them, especially at night. You know at
- 44:10Speaker 3: nightfall it's even harder.
- 44:12Speaker 5: So well that it was almost like a fox yelling
- 44:14Speaker 5: at night, or when you hear coyotes all of a sudden,
- 44:17Speaker 5: you just hear, are you touching yourself? Are we hooking up?
- 44:21Speaker 5: Explain what your lips are like? What?
- 44:23Speaker 1: Sometimes you weren't hooking up with anyone.
- 44:25Speaker 2: It was just like a frog call where it's like
- 44:26Speaker 2: a signal to me and then like someone would come over. Maybe,
- 44:30Speaker 2: but sometimes you were just like yelling at other frogs
- 44:33Speaker 2: who were signaling and not like receiving.
- 44:36Speaker 5: The frog started going. You started going, No.
- 44:39Speaker 6: Way, dude, I'm a boys fuck a frog. No way, dude, you.
- 44:42Speaker 4: Have to save some of this for the super.
- 44:46Speaker 5: No way, dude.
- 44:47Speaker 6: If you told me that I was, I would lose
- 44:50Speaker 6: my mind.
- 44:50Speaker 5: Dude, there's no way. I think I had sex with somebody,
- 44:54Speaker 5: but I don't think it counted because I found the.
- 44:56Speaker 4: Because it was Vanessa, right, it was Vanessa.
- 45:00Speaker 5: Well, what happened? I found the immunity condom in the
- 45:04Speaker 5: taco I was eating a talk too. I found an
- 45:05Speaker 5: immunity condom, and then next to it, I found a
- 45:08Speaker 5: key and So then we went with the immunity econdomy
- 45:11Speaker 5: and the key into a hotel room and Vanessa le
- 45:13Speaker 5: Sha said there's no cameras, let's do it. And I said,
- 45:16Speaker 5: do I win points or gems? And yeah, jingled a
- 45:19Speaker 5: bunch of gems in front of me.
- 45:21Speaker 7: Crazy because I was with you, because I was eating
- 45:23Speaker 7: the immunity condom pasta. Yeah, because I had just gotten
- 45:27Speaker 7: off the Southwest flight, so I.
- 45:29Speaker 5: Didn't realize that the community condom wasn't an item. It
- 45:33Speaker 5: was just what they were calling the food. Yeah, there's
- 45:37Speaker 5: a unity condom, tacos, there's a munich condemn pasta. Right.
- 45:40Speaker 6: Immunity Condom is a very successful brand.
- 45:44Speaker 2: That was really confusing. Oh my god, I do I
- 45:47Speaker 2: am having a flash memory. I hooked up with Joey
- 45:51Speaker 2: from the Circle in a magic mirror like I wasn't
- 45:55Speaker 2: doing it, but I was watching myself in the magic
- 45:57Speaker 2: mirror doing it, and I can't tell it that.
- 45:59Speaker 5: Count I think that's that. I think that counts for
- 46:04Speaker 5: imagination points. So if that also is a multiplier, so
- 46:09Speaker 5: your imagination points at the end, if you stuck for
- 46:11Speaker 5: love and get more love points, but if you stuck
- 46:13Speaker 5: for money, you get more money points and I don't
- 46:15Speaker 5: know how they created that in the Magic mirror.
- 46:17Speaker 6: Well, it's so funny. Like the way we're talking about this.
- 46:20Speaker 3: This just brought back the award ceremony at the end
- 46:24Speaker 3: the final episode. It was so it felt like the
- 46:26Speaker 3: end of a Mario Party game where it's just like, oh,
- 46:28Speaker 3: hidden stars here.
- 46:29Speaker 4: Oh Mario Party.
- 46:31Speaker 6: Yeah you guys probably that game.
- 46:33Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Mario Party. Yeah, oh Mario part O, Marion Party.
- 46:37Speaker 6: I love Marion Party.
- 46:40Speaker 3: Anyways, it just felt like all these sitting things and
- 46:42Speaker 3: I was like, well, what were we doing here? Like
- 46:44Speaker 3: I got some I got the Independent Eagle Award and
- 46:48Speaker 3: it gave you fifteen cyclones, which I don't know what psychled.
- 46:53Speaker 1: Well, the boy Scouts gave you that award. They like
- 46:57Speaker 1: some boy scouts.
- 46:58Speaker 6: Yeah, Thecouts of America came in.
- 47:00Speaker 4: And then Joni Mitchell came out right and she.
- 47:02Speaker 6: Saying she's saying, my old man. It was so weird.
- 47:05Speaker 5: That was the weirdest part because for some reason, while
- 47:08Speaker 5: she was seeing it, depending on how we reacted, we
- 47:09Speaker 5: were moving forward and away.
- 47:11Speaker 6: On the board.
- 47:12Speaker 5: We were on like a chessboard, moving kind of a
- 47:16Speaker 5: game of life things.
- 47:17Speaker 6: Yeah, like a haunted Carnival.
- 47:19Speaker 1: We don't know, no papers in the city hall, just
- 47:22Speaker 1: meet the mayor. At the end, he was sitting at.
- 47:25Speaker 4: A mayor of Lauderdale. Yeah, he was.
- 47:28Speaker 1: He was staring into the fire and we couldn't see
- 47:31Speaker 1: his face.
- 47:32Speaker 2: But it was like, if you had done well enough
- 47:34Speaker 2: on the board, you got to meet the mayor and
- 47:36Speaker 2: he'd tell you how the universe was constructed.
- 47:39Speaker 5: Well, that's.
- 47:42Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 47:42Speaker 5: I couldn't pay attention.
- 47:43Speaker 3: But I'm curious about that because I didn't meet the mayor,
- 47:45Speaker 3: but I met a little boy that was dressed like
- 47:49Speaker 3: the mayor in oversized clothes.
- 47:51Speaker 5: See that's my son.
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