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BEST OF THE DISCLAIMER: Tokey-J · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your men bastards Loving the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: It would be interesting actually to weigh yourself before and
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  Speaker 3: afterward that.
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  Speaker 4: Out of the way something.
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  Speaker 2: This is how they figured out that humans used food
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  Speaker 2: for energy. Was that a famous scientist like three hundred
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  Speaker 2: years ago weighed all of his bodily excretions and they
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  Speaker 2: were always like a third of the amount of food
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  Speaker 2: he'd eaten, and he was like, well, it must go somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: That's when they figured out that was what was giving
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  Speaker 1: you energy.
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  Speaker 4: And then back then, yeah, yeah, I nearly I.
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  Speaker 1: I'll put on a killo in the last two weeks, fellas,
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  Speaker 1: is that good?
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  Speaker 5: That's good man, I'm bulking up huge.
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  Speaker 4: Nearly.
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  Speaker 3: I nearly ate your horny chocky bar today mine. Then
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  Speaker 3: I went you know that you gave us yesterday. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And then I went on and now wait for the
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  Speaker 3: when I was heading into the boudoir before I eat
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  Speaker 3: my horny.
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  Speaker 5: Chocolate, said my wife chocolate. So I said, oh, you
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  Speaker 5: want to have this, and she's like yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just picturing like Jason getting ready for bed and
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  Speaker 2: then quickly scampering off to the kitchen like stuffing his face,
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  Speaker 2: then coming back with chocolate all around his mouth and
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  Speaker 2: all over his hands and a massive rage, and a
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  Speaker 2: massive rager would be like this.
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  Speaker 4: Whoa what is that?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry?
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  Speaker 4: Guys, come on, man, I'm really sorry.
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  Speaker 5: I get this happens a bit anyway.
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  Speaker 1: You miss my story.
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  Speaker 3: It was a good story with chocolate all around her
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  Speaker 3: mouth and a massive rage.
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  Speaker 1: And then she whips you with a towel and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: don't make me round.
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  Speaker 4: I'm full of chocolate, And I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 4: Today was one of those days.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like a freight train.
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  Speaker 4: I have.
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  Speaker 3: Variations of this particular theme, but today I sincerely couldn't
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  Speaker 3: be fucked with just everything.
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  Speaker 1: What about the radio show?
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  Speaker 3: And then, weirdly enough, my wife was in exactly the
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  Speaker 3: same mood.
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  Speaker 4: That would have been a good ca just just was
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  Speaker 4: not into it.
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  Speaker 3: And then when and usually it's just me being a
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  Speaker 3: grumpy old bastard, you know, and carrying on like a
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  Speaker 3: whining bastard.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Then when I when I went into when I was filming,
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  Speaker 3: everyone on set and everyone I was working with was
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  Speaker 3: in the same mindset. It's a beautiful day up there,
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  Speaker 3: but no one today seems to be fucked.
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  Speaker 1: So you're going around with a miserable expression.
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  Speaker 4: I was. I was still happy.
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  Speaker 1: What's THEMD.
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  Speaker 4: I just couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: I just wasn't into it.
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  Speaker 2: You woke up in her of a mood, put your
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  Speaker 2: wife in a bad mood. Drive to this mystery TV
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  Speaker 2: show late I Big Breakfast, by the way, it's coming back,
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  Speaker 2: and got all of them into a bad mood. No,
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  Speaker 2: now you're here pissing me off.
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  Speaker 3: No, it was just one of those feelings that I
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  Speaker 3: had that was of exhaustion, really and I just.
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  Speaker 4: Couldn't be fun. But I didn't take it out on anyone.
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  Speaker 4: I just held it within much.
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  Speaker 5: You just sort of you were carrying around a sort
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  Speaker 5: of a hor of a mood. No, no, it was
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  Speaker 5: not a hormon You head did one of your stony
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  Speaker 5: silences where you're carry around your stony silence.
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  Speaker 1: But this is the thing, we're doing this a lot.
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  Speaker 5: I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was so just over the day that I actually
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  Speaker 3: I reached a point where I just didn't really care.
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  Speaker 4: So I was not in a who of the me Wow.
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  Speaker 1: What are you listening to the Oh oh.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, I was listening to the Radio Hodarky Big Show
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  Speaker 1: Can I say something and I want you to take
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  Speaker 1: any offense?
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  Speaker 4: So my wife hates gardening? Apparently not?
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  Speaker 1: Can I?
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  Speaker 4: Well, it depeats?
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  Speaker 5: What it is is that one of the worst lines.
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  Speaker 5: You can't say that. You can't know where you can
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  Speaker 5: say it. But you've got a promise you're not going
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  Speaker 5: to be offended, can't I don't know, I don't Can
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  Speaker 5: I rephrase it?
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  Speaker 1: I mean no offense? This is just that's good. I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking forward to this.
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  Speaker 2: Yesiler, it's not going to be worth it. The question
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  Speaker 2: is I picture your house not getting a lot of sun.
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  Speaker 2: I put your house quite cold because all the trees
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  Speaker 2: and stuff are overgrown around it and your house is
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  Speaker 2: never gets any sun. Is that true?
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  Speaker 1: No? Right? Heaps of sun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we get a lot of sun, right, and like
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  Speaker 4: no offense.
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  Speaker 3: Our second lounge, a little lounge is bathed in sunlight
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  Speaker 3: right north facing, and we also had a massive tree
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  Speaker 3: that used to be out of the front of the house,
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  Speaker 3: which was massive, but the massive tree which we we
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  Speaker 3: got rid of.
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  Speaker 4: And like all the lounges are flooded with.
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  Speaker 1: All the lounges.
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  Speaker 5: Two lounges, you've got three, but you do always have
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  Speaker 5: your to close because you hate the sunlight.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you just closed all the curns and punch
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  Speaker 2: darts and watch Last of the Summer one on TV.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I punched darts in my house. Those were the day.
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  Speaker 4: Tell you what, man, I wish I could.
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  Speaker 3: I was reflecting quite a lot of medicinal marijuana.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why it came into my head.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, and I was like, God, maybe I should just
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  Speaker 3: get some medicinal marijuana just for medicinal purposes.
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  Speaker 1: You probably could get prescribed. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a what a listening of yours that you
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  Speaker 5: could you could blame or so that you could get
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  Speaker 5: yourself from your hands on.
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  Speaker 1: You should get some medicinal marijuana. Then we'll go on
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  Speaker 1: to the beach and you can just.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well we could.
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  Speaker 3: I could come into work every day and have a
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  Speaker 3: bucky bong and just be like it's not I it's medicinal,
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  Speaker 3: Well you can do it.
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  Speaker 4: You have.
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  Speaker 3: But I mean, but the reason I bring it up
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  Speaker 3: because it was just a random thought just came into
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  Speaker 3: my head. Get into the medicinal marijuana.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Them things come into your head all the time, gears.
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  Speaker 3: Most of which comes out and go on. Keys, it's
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  Speaker 3: something you've got something locked in, fire and off.
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  Speaker 1: Man, it's all jeez.
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