Latest / The Jeffrey and Brian Show / Noah Knigga

Transcript

Noah Knigga · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:07
  El Guapo: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:09
  El Guapo: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:13
  El Guapo: I'm leaving.
• 0:18
  El Guapo: Who are fake news?
• 0:20
  El Guapo: Iron….
• 0:21
  Testecleese: Not suicidal!
• 0:24
  Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:29
  Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:32
  Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:34
  Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:36
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 296 of The Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:43
  Testecleese: We'll just do you guys drinking some beer, talking what's going on. We got Guapo with us once again.
• 0:48
  El Guapo: Yup, yup.
• 0:50
  Testecleese: So, …
• 0:51
  Testecleese: Kind of a slow news week, a lot of stuff that's actually a big deal to talk about, but…
• 0:57
  Testecleese: in terms of the bulk of it, we got, like, basically what happened in DC.
• 1:02
  Testecleese: Alright, what's going on in DC?
• 1:04
  Testecleese: And, …
• 1:06
  Testecleese: what's going on in Alaska, but that's happening right now, so we can't know too much about it, because they are several hours behind us, aren't they?
• 1:15
  Testecleese: Buck.
• 1:16
  Testecleese: …
• 1:18
  Testecleese: Well, there we go. I wasn't sure to put this into follow-up or local, I figured I'd go into a follow-up, because we have plenty of local stuff.
• 1:25
  Testecleese: But remember we were talking about that, Fairfax County, school that was arranging abortions for students without telling their parents?
• 1:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:35
  Testecleese: Well, looks like your governor over there is, setting up some kind of investigation. They're calling it a probe, I don't know if there's a difference.
• 1:46
  Testecleese: Cause, you know, you can't be doing that, you know?
• 1:49
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:50
  El Guapo: -
• 1:51
  Testecleese: Huh.
• 1:53
  Testecleese: Ugh.
• 1:54
  Testecleese: Democrat whistleblower came out, Saying that, Schiff basically, gave the okay on leaking this, …
• 2:02
  Testecleese: classified information in an attempt to sway the election against Trump back in, was it 16?
• 2:08
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:09
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:10
  Testecleese: And, Clapper…
• 2:13
  Testecleese: press to make sure that we compromise our standards concerning this Russia report. So, like, not only did we leak it out illegally in an attempt to sway the election, but we also changed the standards we have for what counts as an actual investigation or something to follow. Right. In an attempt to sway the election.
• 2:31
  Testecleese: as the Democrats right now are telling everyone that the Republicans are trying to steal the election by doing a completely legal process of redistricting their own state.
• 2:43
  Testecleese: But we'll get into that, don't worry, I'm pretty sure we got something, but yeah, we got a whole topic called gerrymander, but there's not a lot in it, because we pretty much covered it already.
• 2:57
  Testecleese: Dude!
• 2:58
  Brian McFadden: Do you have Paramount+, either of you fellas?
• 3:01
  Testecleese: I gotta have it for Star Trek and Dexter!
• 3:04
  Testecleese: Okay, so are you watching the new Strange New Worlds?
• 3:07
  Brian McFadden: Of course I am!
• 3:08
  Testecleese: Oh, this new episode was really good, I enjoyed it.
• 3:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, when they brought Pike in. And Kirk.
• 3:15
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, no, the newest episode was great when, when Kirk…
• 3:20
  Testecleese: Officially took command of the Farragut when the captain was disabled, yeah.
• 3:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I watched it.
• 3:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's… I love it. I… what was the one… the other Star Trek one, when that was, like, way, way in the future?
• 3:34
  Testecleese: The black girl was, like, the main character.
• 3:36
  El Guapo: Oh, my stepfather loved that show.
• 3:40
  Testecleese: I couldn't… couldn't finish the series.
• 3:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 3:43
  Testecleese: which is just too bad. I just… it got too ridiculous. She, like, kept bouncing through time, like, ….
• 3:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 3:49
  Brian McFadden: I know which one you're talking about, yeah.
• 3:52
  Testecleese: Excuse me, I got another one coming.
• 3:55
  Testecleese: Excuse me again. Well, anyway….
• 3:58
  Testecleese: Paramount has bought the UFC rights for a 7-year deal at $7.7 billion. That's $1.1 billion a year, obviously. But here's the fun thing about this dude.
• 4:10
  Testecleese: No more pay-per-views, if you got… No, that's not what Dana said.
• 4:15
  Testecleese: That's what Paramount said.
• 4:16
  Brian McFadden: He said that there will still be pay-per-views, not as frequently, but there… there still will be occasional pay-per-view.
• 4:25
  Testecleese: They make too much money off the pay-per-views not to have them once in a while.
• 4:30
  Testecleese: You got, you just got $7.7 billion, dude!
• 4:34
  El Guapo: For how many years?
• 4:35
  Testecleese: 7.
• 4:37
  El Guapo: 7 billion a year? I mean, $1 billion a year?
• 4:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, 1.1 billion. Oh, 1 billion, a hundred million.
• 4:45
  Brian McFadden: My question is… What does this do to ESPN Plus?
• 4:50
  Brian McFadden: Because tons of people signed up for ESPN Plus just to watch UFC fights.
• 4:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, I mean, you can still watch football and baseball on ESPN+, right?
• 5:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 5:02
  Brian McFadden: Not reg- not NFL.
• 5:04
  Testecleese: No? Probably I'd see.
• 5:05
  Brian McFadden: college.
• 5:07
  El Guapo: NFL, I mean, NBA has been… isn't TNT?
• 5:11
  Brian McFadden: TNT and NBC. NBC's giving up a night of primetime shows for the NBA.
• 5:17
  El Guapo: I think they just talk about sports. That's all I see they do at the ESPN, all they do is talk about sports.
• 5:25
  Testecleese: Wait.
• 5:26
  Testecleese: I used to watch ESPN… for the talk about sports, back when I lived
• 5:32
  Testecleese: back when I was younger, living in Massachusetts growing up, but that's because we had Nessun, the New England Sports Network.
• 5:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 5:39
  Testecleese: and all of our local sports were on Nessun. Like, we could watch the Bruins game or the Red Sox game there, as well as somewhere else. So I would just go over to ESPN to watch, like, Twib.
• 5:49
  Testecleese: I think the official title of the show was This Week in Baseball. It was like, oh yeah, this guy did this, you know, all that crap.
• 5:55
  Testecleese: But… The next manliest sport we have here in the United States is probably the NFL, right?
• 6:01
  Brian McFadden: Guilt.
• 6:05
  Testecleese: Oh, it's so manly that they, their 12 teams this year are gonna have dude cheerleaders.
• 6:11
  El Guapo: Which, I'm not necessarily against dude cheerleaders, because for real, you're not watching the cheerleaders.
• 6:17
  Testecleese: At a football game, and you know it.
• 6:19
  El Guapo: No, no, usually, I mean, like, they're usually people in….
• 6:22
  Brian McFadden: If they wanna do… if they wanna do stunts and things like that….
• 6:25
  Testecleese: Boom. Yup.
• 6:27
  Brian McFadden: Trying to push them up, pull them up.
• 6:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, but no, no, this… no, no, no, no, this is the old type of cheerleader, this is a feminine cheerleader.
• 6:35
  Testecleese: That's the thing, these dudes look like they weigh, like, 160 pounds, and, they don't look like what you would expect from a male cheat leader, like you would expect from a dude gymnast.
• 6:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 6:48
  Testecleese: You know, like, cut out of steel, throwing women around, and catching them over his head, you know, in his one hand.
• 6:53
  El Guapo: hand it.
• 6:54
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 6:55
  El Guapo: The butler in the hand, like, yeah….
• 6:57
  Testecleese: They do that sometimes, oh, they catch both their feet in the one hand and hold them up over their head, like, yeah, dude, that's awesome!
• 7:03
  Testecleese: Dude, the picture you shared with this article, the dudes had pom-poms. The dudes never have pom-poms when it comes to cheerleading, do they?
• 7:11
  El Guapo: Usually, at least just clap or something, just whatever, you know?
• 7:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know, when the… if the girls are doing the pom-pom thing instead of, like, stunts and everything, the guys usually run around doing flips.
• 7:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 7:23
  El Guapo: It's okay, but not this feminine.
• 7:26
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing, it's… they forgot who their audience is, just like what.
• 7:30
  El Guapo: All these fucking managers do, they got all these fucking feminist fucking…
• 7:34
  El Guapo: In the background, manager, HR department, all these fucking people in the background.
• 7:40
  El Guapo: doing shit like this, and… most of the… I bet you there's fuckin' bunch of females in the background that just….
• 7:47
  Brian McFadden: My team doesn't have male cheerleaders.
• 7:49
  El Guapo: just where.
• 7:50
  Testecleese: Are you a Vikings fan?
• 7:52
  Brian McFadden: No, they got two whales over the years.
• 7:54
  El Guapo: bias.
• 7:54
  Brian McFadden: Lions fan.
• 7:56
  El Guapo: Yes, sweet.
• 7:57
  Brian McFadden: You know what? Next week is gonna be a guy, a guy with a lion face, like, wow!
• 8:02
  El Guapo: That's right.
• 8:03
  Testecleese: I knew you were a Lions fan, because they used to make fun of you for their horrible record all the time.
• 8:07
  Brian McFadden: I can't do that anymore.
• 8:08
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 8:09
  Testecleese: Oh, so they started winning games.
• 8:11
  Brian McFadden: Unlike the Patriots….
• 8:14
  Testecleese: Oh, man, the legacy… the legacy, the dynasty can only last so long, right?
• 8:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 8:20
  Testecleese: I don't… the big bad Bruins, you know, can only last so long.
• 8:24
  Testecleese: But did you say New England does have two chips?
• 8:27
  Brian McFadden: They do, they're on the list!
• 8:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, there you go.
• 8:31
  Brian McFadden: Now, Belichick would have never stood for that.
• 8:33
  El Guapo: Oh, no.
• 8:34
  Testecleese: I said, well, you wait… Probably, Tommy, look, I need to get out of here before this…
• 8:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, Brady's like, I'm out!
• 8:41
  Testecleese: dudes, he's like, my supermodel wife left me, you're bringing in dude cheerleaders, I'm going somewhere else, alright?
• 8:48
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 8:49
  El Guapo: Now, did he own… does he own, like, the Raiders or something like that?
• 8:52
  Brian McFadden: He's a minority owner in the race.
• 8:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, so… He's tough.
• 8:57
  Testecleese: You know, good for Grady, he's a billionaire, I believe, isn't he?
• 8:59
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 9:01
  Testecleese: like, he's invested very well with his money he's made from the NFL, so good for him.
• 9:05
  Testecleese: You know, as much as people want to talk trash about the guy, he was a legend. He was one of the greatest, if not the greatest, quarterback to ever play the game.
• 9:12
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 9:13
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 9:14
  Testecleese: ….
• 9:16
  El Guapo: I like that interview when he, like, he's interviewing, and somebody in the background is crying, like, who the hell is crying?
• 9:27
  Testecleese: Well, the thing is, the reason why people would hate him is the same reason why I do take Justin Timberlake, like, the dude…
• 9:32
  Testecleese: Looks amazing, he's a great athlete, he's worth a ton of money, he's like, you'll never be as good at him in any way, you know?
• 9:43
  Testecleese: But check this out, Trump is looking to reclassify marijuana, away from a Class 1 narcotic.
• 9:50
  Testecleese: … I heard what he said.
• 9:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, something along the lines of, like, alcohol, which I find very interesting, because Trump is not a fan of any of this stuff, but….
• 9:59
  El Guapo: No.
• 10:00
  Testecleese: You know, you gotta… at least, I mean, it's not as dangerous as heroin, right?
• 10:05
  El Guapo: Yeah….
• 10:06
  Testecleese: So I went in, as soon as this came out, I went in and checked my, my stocks, because I have a hand.
• 10:11
  Brian McFadden: Beautiful.
• 10:12
  Testecleese: cannabis stocks. I was like, oh, it's gonna… it's gonna boom after.
• 10:15
  El Guapo: No, it's gonna take a minute.
• 10:18
  Testecleese: I don't own, like, TrueLeave, or, …
• 10:22
  Testecleese: friendly for any of that stuff, though, so…
• 10:25
  Testecleese: Those are the big ones that are, like, nationwide.
• 10:29
  Testecleese: But, I don't know, if he reclassifies it, the states can still….
• 10:35
  El Guapo: You can do it.
• 10:35
  Testecleese: put it on a higher schedule, can't they? Or not?
• 10:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, look, look, the state of Virginia, you're not allowed to smoke until you're 21 now.
• 10:43
  El Guapo: So they can do whatever they want.
• 10:45
  Testecleese: You can't smoke anything anywhere in this country unless you're 21.
• 10:48
  El Guapo: Oh, now is everywhere?
• 10:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 10:50
  El Guapo: But, no, no, usually it's the state that forces that, because the federal pushes it.
• 10:54
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, it's the same thing with alcohol.
• 10:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 10:57
  Testecleese: There is actual no federal minimum, but they said, we're gonna withdraw all this funding for all these different programs. Like, the… with alcohol, they said, we're gonna withdraw all of the funding for your roads if you guys don't raise alcohol up… alcohol consumption to 21.
• 11:15
  Testecleese: So, like, West Virginia could go down to 18 if they want, but then they lose any federal funding to repair their roadways.
• 11:22
  Testecleese: Which, I don't know.
• 11:24
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 11:25
  Testecleese: Excuse me.
• 11:26
  Testecleese: Dude!
• 11:29
  Testecleese: One of these U.S. steel plants in Pennsylvania frickin' blew up.
• 11:35
  Testecleese: Killed 2, hurt 10.
• 11:38
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 11:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, details have not come out yet.
• 11:42
  Brian McFadden: Japanese-owned?
• 11:44
  Testecleese: No. Remember, Biden wouldn't let the Japanese buy U.S. steel.
• 11:48
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 11:50
  Testecleese: And Nippin bought it anyway.
• 11:53
  Testecleese: very recently.
• 11:56
  Testecleese: Which, I cashed out already on that. Once Nippon bought it, they actually cashed me out automatically, just put money into my portfolio. I was like, what the… I wanted to keep stocks!
• 12:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, they.
• 12:05
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 12:06
  El Guapo: Advertisers, that's why.
• 12:07
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 12:08
  El Guapo: They went private, I guess, so just there wasn't nobody in there.
• 12:12
  Testecleese: Maybe that's exactly what it was. Nippin might be a private company, I don't know.
• 12:15
  El Guapo: Yeah, they don't want to publish that, be public.
• 12:19
  Testecleese: Now, this guy's been around for a while, haven't brought him up, because it hasn't really mattered that much.
• 12:25
  Testecleese: But… well, I don't know, he's an Eastern Michigan football player, he's been drafted by the NFL already.
• 12:33
  Testecleese: Noah Kaniga.
• 12:36
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 12:37
  Testecleese: S.
• 12:38
  Brian McFadden: Did you go by his hat?
• 12:39
  Testecleese: He's now… he's jumping on this name of his, and he's selling hats.
• 12:46
  Testecleese: That's a Noah Kaliga on them.
• 12:49
  Brian McFadden: There's no, can I, GGA.
• 12:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 12:55
  Brian McFadden: Okay, he's silent.
• 12:57
  Brian McFadden: I don't… I… I don't know about that.
• 13:01
  Testecleese: But… you gotta admit, this dude's got a name that's just… you're waiting to get punched in the mouth for, you know what I mean? It's like, yeah, I know a Canega!
• 13:09
  Testecleese: Great.
• 13:11
  Testecleese: But yeah, I mean, he's probably gonna make a ton of money off this, good for him.
• 13:15
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 13:16
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 13:18
  Testecleese: What's going on?
• 13:20
  Testecleese: In Virginia.
• 13:23
  Brian McFadden: People are dying.
• 13:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, a lot of people are dying in Virginia. And apparently they're being abducted… apparently kids are being abducted, but the state police are denying.
• 13:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they are. They're saying that's fake news.
• 13:33
  Testecleese: Shit.
• 13:34
  Brian McFadden: A Virginia man dies after trying to jump from a balcony while attempting… attempt… while they're attempting to serve him an arrest warrant.
• 13:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, dude, okay. I shared this article, because I read this, and I was like, what the fuck? I was thinking, I was like, oh, that's unfortunate, or you, like, land off….
• 13:50
  Brian McFadden: Seeing floor, balcony.
• 13:52
  Testecleese: He knew he wasn't surviving that. Oh, what a painful way to die!
• 14:00
  El Guapo: What an idiot. Well, you know, Darwin's Law.
• 14:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, that's a Darwin award right there. Did he flap his arms trying to fly away?
• 14:10
  El Guapo: Well, at least we don't have to worry about feeding another criminal.
• 14:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, this way, at least he's not getting released right back on the streets, right?
• 14:20
  Brian McFadden: Well, I don't really trust a whole lot of things that come out from TikTok either, so….
• 14:24
  El Guapo: The girls do, the girls do. They're like, I saw this repost a bunch of times, like, god damn, you serious?
• 14:31
  Testecleese: I don't go anywhere near TikTok, because they completely just sell… give your information to China.
• 14:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, Facebook does that.
• 14:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, but at least they're not owned by the Chinese government.
• 14:42
  Testecleese: That was the whole reason why Trump wanted to make China either divest or ban it in the United States, was because it was actually controlled by the Chinese.
• 14:50
  Brian McFadden: But then he changed his mind.
• 14:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, he hasn't even changed his mind, he just keeps pushing it back and pushing it back.
• 14:57
  Testecleese: It's like, I don't know, man, it's like, you already got elected, go ahead and do what the fuck you want, you don't have to worry about re-election, this is your second term, right?
• 15:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 15:03
  Testecleese: But yeah, apparently, someone made a TikTok video… there's a TikTok video there of, like, all the kids who have been abducted recently, I guess, and, like, half of them are in Virginia.
• 15:15
  El Guapo: You know, this is what to show you about panicking, though. You fucking put something out there, and people are just panicking, you know?
• 15:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's amazing what people will believe if it comes across their frickin' social media.
• 15:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, believe it. You know, something's funny? Like, you know what they say, oh, don't believe everything from the internet?
• 15:34
  El Guapo: Before that, it used to be W Everything Reading Books.
• 15:38
  Testecleese: Don't believe everything you read in the paper, or don't believe everything you hear.
• 15:42
  El Guapo: Reading books, too. Like, that's an old one, too.
• 15:45
  Testecleese: especially the internet, it's like, I believe a fraction of what I see on the internet, unless it's coming from a reputable source, you know?
• 15:52
  Brian McFadden: Oh, my wife gets most of her news from Facebook.
• 15:55
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 15:56
  Testecleese: Is it at least linked to an actual article, or is it someone be like, this is happening! This is happening. Terrific, terrific. And that's… that's how we get frickin' Jasmine Crockett elected, isn't it?
• 16:09
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 16:10
  Testecleese: Which is funny, I actually just saw a post from someone back up in Mass, that said, Jasmine Crockett says stuff so dumb that she makes AOC look like a Harvard grad. I was like, you do know that Jasmine Crockett is a Harvard grad from law school!
• 16:28
  Testecleese: Anyway… We talked about Boar's head before, didn't we?
• 16:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, then they shut down, yeah, for months.
• 16:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, so I guess they're opening it back up after this Listeria outbreak?
• 16:40
  El Guapo: I guess it just revamped everything, redid it.
• 16:45
  Testecleese: Always had a pretty quality, meat product, you know?
• 16:49
  El Guapo: I'll lose a… listen.
• 16:51
  Brian McFadden: Got the liverworts. Deliverworths was a bad way to go.
• 16:57
  Testecleese: Liverwurst?
• 16:58
  Brian McFadden: That's what they were making, and that's what everybody got listeria from.
• 17:03
  Testecleese: Oh my god, people still eat that?
• 17:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah?
• 17:07
  Testecleese: Oh, that's too bad.
• 17:09
  Testecleese: Actually, it's funny, I actually have some boar's head in my fridge upstairs, bologna, or ham, or something like that, I let my girls eat.
• 17:17
  Testecleese: Which, I told the wife, I was like, buy the Oscar Mayer Meyer crap, the children don't know the difference, and it costs half as much, you know?
• 17:28
  Testecleese: So over here in West Virginia, we had these, cops pull over a couple teenage kids.
• 17:35
  Testecleese: Here we go, let's see how old they are. Of course.
• 17:39
  Testecleese: Jesus Christ. 19 and 17 years old.
• 17:42
  Testecleese: They got pulled over with, empty…
• 17:45
  Testecleese: Alcohol containers in the vehicle, and firearms in the vehicle.
• 17:50
  Testecleese: The.
• 17:51
  El Guapo: Were they got sick at a time, or did it just happened to have….
• 17:54
  Testecleese: I didn't necessarily say, but the cop apparently didn't want to ruin these kids' lives.
• 17:59
  El Guapo: Oh, there is….
• 18:00
  Testecleese: So he's like, go home, you know, just don't do this shit again.
• 18:06
  El Guapo: Now you're gonna let the cop look bad, because he hooked you up once.
• 18:11
  Testecleese: Well, the cops do have discretion. They do, but the issue is, they got picked up again the same night.
• 18:17
  El Guapo: Okay, yeah, that wouldn't work, then.
• 18:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, so yeah, they, they got arrested the second time. At least the driver did.
• 18:27
  Testecleese: Fucking morons.
• 18:28
  Testecleese: Now, check this out. The former senator, Manchin, out here.
• 18:33
  Testecleese: He's about to go on a book tour, to memoir his centrist political career, and….
• 18:41
  Brian McFadden: Is anybody gonna buy the book?
• 18:42
  El Guapo: No.
• 18:43
  Testecleese: Now, it's funny, because I was like, oh man, I… I don't remember much about Manchin, but I do remember us talking about how he's, like, some… he was a far left guy, but he was pissed off because the Democrat Party went so far left.
• 18:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and everything's named after him in the city.
• 18:58
  Testecleese: A bunch of stuff is, yeah.
• 19:00
  El Guapo: But, Joe Biden….
• 19:03
  Testecleese: Common sense.
• 19:04
  El Guapo: He's like, I think they're gonna hook him up with something. They pulled the rug underneath him. He was fucking pissed about it.
• 19:11
  Testecleese: He… he just didn't re… he just didn't run again, I believe, right?
• 19:15
  Brian McFadden: He knew he was gonna lose re-election.
• 19:17
  El Guapo: Because you bought it for the fucking Green New Deal.
• 19:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. He voted for this crap in West Virginia, he's like, you're done, and then he dropped the D from his name and became just, like, a liber… …
• 19:28
  Testecleese: independent, and it's like, oh yeah, I'm not running again. Now he's saying.
• 19:32
  Testecleese: Dead Center is the title of his book.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: And it's like, are you kidding me, dude?
• 19:38
  El Guapo: You're a fucking lying already.
• 19:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Testecleese: Oh my goodness.
• 19:43
  El Guapo: He should put in the back of the book what he bought it for. He only got, like, two things in there. Yeah, exactly.
• 19:51
  Testecleese: And check this out, West Virginia, once again, is telling me when and where They're doing DUI checkpoints.
• 19:58
  Brian McFadden: That's great!
• 19:59
  El Guapo: Cool.
• 20:01
  Testecleese: Well, it just seems like it's not… like, the drunk guy's gonna go, oh, wait a minute, I'm gonna go around this, you know?
• 20:08
  El Guapo: You're gonna remember that?
• 20:11
  Testecleese: If you know they're gonna be there, and you went out to go drink, and you know what I mean? Be like, alright, I know to take the back road home, right?
• 20:17
  El Guapo: What if they wait in the back, or what is if it's, like, a trap, like, hey.
• 20:21
  Testecleese: Oh, this is like a diversion thing? They're gonna get you off of Route 2, then nail you on the back roads.
• 20:26
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 20:26
  Testecleese: neighborhoods.
• 20:28
  Testecleese: That'd be interesting.
• 20:30
  El Guapo: We're never enough. We're never enough.
• 20:32
  Testecleese: I was on, … I was on I-64 today.
• 20:37
  Testecleese: The same one that runs right through where you guys live.
• 20:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah. It goes from east to west.
• 20:43
  Testecleese: Yes, but I'm just… I don't live anywhere near 64, but I had to drive 2 hours today.
• 20:48
  El Guapo: Goddamn.
• 20:51
  Testecleese: No, but in that general direction, I got on 64 for 2 exits.
• 20:59
  Testecleese: Bye!
• 21:00
  Testecleese: Check this out. We signed our paperwork, it is done!
• 21:04
  Testecleese: Boom! We bought the house, it is officially done, the paperwork is done. Took almost 600 days.
• 21:12
  Testecleese: To get this done.
• 21:14
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 21:16
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 21:19
  Testecleese: So… Alright, so, Hillary Clinton… Right.
• 21:24
  Testecleese: It said that, Trump's DC crime plan is unhinged and dangerous.
• 21:30
  Testecleese: … the crime in DC is actual. Everyone knows this. It's not even a…
• 21:36
  Testecleese: Up for debate. But they, they say it's racist.
• 21:39
  Testecleese: To crack down on crime. Which, by the way.
• 21:42
  Testecleese: The reason why that guy said Crockett was so stupid.
• 21:45
  Testecleese: She said any crime-free town or city is racist, because it must be an all-white neighborhood.
• 21:51
  El Guapo: What are you saying?
• 21:52
  Testecleese: Apparently, white people don't commit crimes.
• 21:55
  El Guapo: Is when.
• 21:57
  Testecleese: she's saying.
• 21:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 22:00
  Testecleese: Which, before we move on from this.
• 22:03
  Testecleese: Have you seen this… where is it, Arkansas or something, where they're building an all-white community?
• 22:08
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 22:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 22:10
  Testecleese: They got a couple hundred acres.
• 22:12
  Testecleese: That's race.
• 22:13
  Brian McFadden: truth.
• 22:14
  El Guapo: No, no, but you know what? Nobody complained about the fucking Washington… I mean, the Georgia Old Black Town.
• 22:21
  Testecleese: Well, the thing is, they're saying the white supremacists, this is evil. I'm like, no, so what you're telling me is they're all gonna go out into the middle of fucking nowhere, by themselves, and leave you alone? This sounds like a win-win here, doesn't it?
• 22:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 22:35
  Testecleese: I mean, you want the white supremacists to go away, they said, okay, we'll go away.
• 22:39
  Testecleese: And now you're upset about that, so do you want them in your neighborhood?
• 22:43
  Testecleese: I just… ugh.
• 22:44
  El Guapo: Sorry, it baffles me. They don't think, they don't think for a second, though.
• 22:48
  Testecleese: No, they just have to be offended.
• 22:50
  El Guapo: Yeah. It's like these people's like, hey, we wanna have an orgy, let's go over here, like, hey, why you guys gonna have an orgy? Like, what? It's like, if you don't want to be part of it, why the fuck you complaining about it, you know?
• 23:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, like that big sex festival they do in, Britain every year.
• 23:05
  El Guapo: Mmm….
• 23:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, that sounds like a real good way to get chlamydia, doesn't it?
• 23:09
  Testecleese: That's something else, chicken box.
• 23:11
  Testecleese: The what number?
• 23:13
  El Guapo: monkeypox.
• 23:15
  Testecleese: monkeypox.
• 23:16
  El Guapo: Remember, that was a thing for a while that, a lot of people were getting from sex?
• 23:21
  Testecleese: I didn't realize it was a sexually transmitted disease.
• 23:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, remember it was, like, it was with the gay community, too.
• 23:28
  Testecleese: well.
• 23:30
  Testecleese: The gay folks do tend to spread, VD around more, but that's probably because they're not using protection, because they're not worried about getting pregnant.
• 23:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 23:41
  Testecleese: So, I've never heard of this guy, like, Doug Hay?
• 23:44
  El Guapo: Let's see….
• 23:45
  Testecleese: he's some Republican strategist. When Hillary ran her mouth about, you know, this uninched, stupid, dangerous… dangerous to crack down on crime.
• 23:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 23:57
  Testecleese: he's like, hey, let's go down to, Union Station.
• 24:01
  El Guapo: ….
• 24:02
  Testecleese: Because, you know, we'll get mugged.
• 24:05
  Testecleese: It's… It's just frustrating as hell, man, like….
• 24:10
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, a lot of homeless live behind Union Station.
• 24:14
  El Guapo: Not anymore.
• 24:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, the federal government's cracking down on it.
• 24:20
  Brian McFadden: for 30 days.
• 24:21
  Testecleese: Yes. Well, and that's the thing is, they're coming out, the news media is coming out, and the Democrats are like, GC crimes are at a 30-year low. Like, well, first of all, even if.
• 24:31
  El Guapo: It's there, huh.
• 24:31
  Testecleese: Even if it is lower than it was 30 years ago, it's still up than it was, just before COVID.
• 24:37
  Testecleese: This.
• 24:38
  Brian McFadden: And the district attorneys aren't prosecuting a lot of, crimes either. They're, like, downplaying a lot of shit.
• 24:46
  Testecleese: Oh, we'll get to that in just a moment.
• 24:48
  Testecleese: But they're still reporting 27 and a half murders for 100,000 people in DC.
• 24:55
  Testecleese: And… Janine Pirro.
• 24:59
  Testecleese: Was like, hey, here's a list of the…
• 25:02
  Testecleese: all the people under 19 that have been murdered in DC in the last 18 months.
• 25:08
  Testecleese: Every single one of them was black, and there was, like, 20 of them.
• 25:12
  Testecleese: What the hell?
• 25:14
  Testecleese: But yeah, exactly, Brian, …
• 25:17
  Testecleese: it's not just the mainstream media outlets downplaying these crimes. Like you said, it's the…
• 25:22
  Testecleese: Not even the district attorney, which they're involved in it too.
• 25:26
  Testecleese: One of their commanders… excuse me, I got a nasty frog in my throat.
• 25:32
  Testecleese: One of the commanders is on paid leave right now while an investigation is done.
• 25:37
  Testecleese: for, … Reducing the crime people were being charged for to make it look like it's less violent crime.
• 25:44
  Testecleese: And a prime example is this kid was arrested.
• 25:47
  Testecleese: For, on a capital murder charge. Like, they might execute this guy, right?
• 25:52
  Testecleese: By the time they got through the whole process.
• 25:56
  Testecleese: He was being charged with aggravated assault, not even murder.
• 26:00
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 26:01
  Testecleese: Yeah. And how many carjackings happen in DC every year? That's a capital offense, too. I don't know if everyone realizes that.
• 26:06
  El Guapo: a day, I guess.
• 26:08
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 26:08
  El Guapo: The people forgot about the two teenagers, they carjacked this old man, and … and they kill him, too.
• 26:15
  El Guapo: Like, this is a couple years ago.
• 26:18
  Testecleese: Well, the reason why it's a capital penalty right now, by that, I mean death sentence.
• 26:23
  Testecleese: It's because people were carjacking so much in the 80s, and they would throw someone out of the car at gunpoint, take off in the car, with a fucking toddler in the car seat in the back seat.
• 26:33
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 26:33
  Testecleese: And they're like, no, you can't, you can't be taking people's kids like this, you know?
• 26:39
  Testecleese: But yeah, I mean, they're falsifying data.
• 26:41
  Testecleese: And it's, it's unbelievable.
• 26:44
  Testecleese: That this has come out, and they're still claiming it's at a 30-year low, while it's still one of the most dangerous cities in the world.
• 26:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:54
  Testecleese: Even Joe Scarborough, It was like, yeah, Mark, alright, …
• 26:59
  Testecleese: I don't like Trump, but he's right. He said, oh my god, I can't get this…
• 27:05
  Testecleese: Phlem ball out of my throat.
• 27:07
  Testecleese: Cigarette's probably not helping, huh?
• 27:09
  Brian McFadden: No, definitely not.
• 27:12
  Testecleese: But he said a bunch of his Democrat buddies are, like, messaging him, like, yeah, this is actually great, we need to do something about this. He's like, I… everyone I know has been attacked.
• 27:22
  Testecleese: …
• 27:23
  Testecleese: Oh, Benny Johnson left… I don't know if you know who he is, he's a right-wing political influ- online influencer.
• 27:30
  Testecleese: He actually recorded a murder on his Ring camera.
• 27:35
  Testecleese: And you got all these people saying, like, I've opened my front door, and there's a homeless guy who took a shit on my front stoop, and he's sleeping there.
• 27:43
  Testecleese: And it's like, oh, yeah, that sounds, that sounds awesome, yeah.
• 27:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 27:47
  Brian McFadden: And it's not cheap to live in DC, either.
• 27:50
  El Guapo: -
• 27:51
  Testecleese: No, exactly, it's expensive as hell, and you're probably gonna be robbed, because…
• 27:56
  Testecleese: no one's enforcing the law. I don't understand why anyone, especially these politicians who are coming and going from D.C. all the time.
• 28:03
  Testecleese: Like, you hate Trump so much, you're willing to be carjacked and murdered?
• 28:08
  El Guapo: dipped.
• 28:08
  Brian McFadden: I mean, there wasn't….
• 28:10
  El Guapo: 80-20 rules, you know, the seal pick and the 20% fucking side.
• 28:14
  Brian McFadden: One of the stories that came out this week was how the… somebody's card was jacked right outside of the FBI building.
• 28:22
  Testecleese: Oh! Not just that!
• 28:24
  Testecleese: not just outside the FBI building, it was an armed, federal agent in the vehicle. Yeah, well, obviously she was in the vehicle, it was carjacked. She was armed in the vehicle and still got carjacked.
• 28:40
  Brian McFadden: Does she still have her job?
• 28:42
  Testecleese: That's a good question, I don't know.
• 28:44
  Testecleese: You think you would lose your job, because you think you'd be able to stop someone from taking your car. Like, oh, he drew a gun, yep, yeah, and as soon as he looks away from you, you point your gun at his fucking face, right?
• 28:57
  El Guapo: Unless, unless she… she didn't have the arm with her, she was somewhere in the back. Don't….
• 29:04
  Testecleese: It said she was armed at the time.
• 29:06
  El Guapo: No, I got… I got female friends that fucking carry their fucking weapon and their fucking purse, it's like, why? Oh, so now a purse snatcher's an arms purse snatcher? Yeah. And you can't get to your gun? Yeah, it's just, like, the dumbest thing ever, and, like, easily, I don't know why girls do that shit, why are you gonna carry a weapon?
• 29:23
  Testecleese: So yeah, so now the guy riding by on his bicycle who snatches your purse off your shoulder now has your gun, too.
• 29:28
  El Guapo: Yeah….
• 29:29
  Testecleese: This is irresponsible, those people should not be allowed to own a gun.
• 29:33
  El Guapo: Don't believe me.
• 29:35
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 29:35
  El Guapo: Oh, believe me, believe you.
• 29:40
  Testecleese: But yeah, Pirro's calling out the DC laws for letting all these, quote, young punks off the hook.
• 29:46
  Testecleese: How, like, you got….
• 29:47
  El Guapo: Well, it's the fucking… it's the… even the prosecutor, or the fucking, judges, usually the fucking law that the fucking, city council pulled through.
• 29:56
  El Guapo: And the Congress need to get together and just demolish all the stupid laws.
• 30:01
  Testecleese: All these stupid laws to protect these kids.
• 30:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:04
  Testecleese: Because that's the issue, is these gangs are sending in, like, 16-year-olds to do these, like, these crimes, because they know that, at worst, you're gonna spend a couple nights in jail.
• 30:14
  El Guapo: I think whenever a person comes over, he needs to assign a city, mayor, because this is nonsense, though, this is just getting stupid and stupid.
• 30:24
  Testecleese: Well, I would love to take my kids to DC.
• 30:26
  Testecleese: Does she have bleeding.
• 30:27
  El Guapo: This is why, there's a lot of museums, everything's for free there, you know. The zoo, the zoo is amazing, dude, I liked it, you know? Even though it looked gothic.
• 30:37
  Testecleese: this past season, I mentioned to the wife, I was like, hey, wanna go up to DC and check out the cherry blossoms when they're in bloom.
• 30:43
  Testecleese: And she's like, yeah, I know why, so we can get robbed and murdered, and, like, have our kids stolen from us?
• 30:49
  Testecleese: I was like, yeah, good point, this was a while ago.
• 30:51
  El Guapo: Yeah, but hopefully it didn't change, so we'll see.
• 30:54
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, the Smithsonian museums are amazing.
• 30:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. So, so, you hear about those protesting, like, the DC stuff, overtaking the… there's a bunch of black people protesting and stuff like that?
• 31:07
  Testecleese: Is this the video where the lady ran up and hit the cop, and he just.
• 31:10
  El Guapo: Did you join us.
• 31:10
  Testecleese: sister!
• 31:11
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, this lady was reading the thing, and she couldn't pronounce words and stuff like that. If you look behind her, it's only, like, 3 black people, and the rest is, like, white fucking liberals behind her.
• 31:23
  Testecleese: Exactly, it's all… it's all white liberals who don't live in DC, and they're only here to say, stop enforcing the law.
• 31:30
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 31:32
  El Guapo: And there's bigots out there, black people, like, yeah, we want our cops in here, we're tired of this shit, you know?
• 31:38
  Testecleese: Well, that's exactly it. Like, your average person doesn't want their crime in their own neighborhood, and then you have a whole bunch of, like, rich, white, liberal women showing up like, this is racist. Then the black guy's like, hey, hey, hey!
• 31:50
  Testecleese: I don't want my kid getting shot in a drive-by shooting. She's like, you're racist too!
• 31:54
  El Guapo: You don't know what you're talking about, you're being suppressed by the white people.
• 31:59
  Testecleese: Jeez, you got white guilt, lady!
• 32:04
  Testecleese: Well, there's a video of, these cops were arresting a guy, and all these folks were yelling at him. This…
• 32:11
  Testecleese: Young black lady runs up and just throws a punch at the federal agent.
• 32:15
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 32:16
  Testecleese: The federal agent next to her turns to her and just shoves her, and she went flying a good 5 feet right into the hood of a car.
• 32:24
  Testecleese: And she starts screaming, everyone starts pulling out their phones, like, oh, we gotta record this, like, first of all, it's already on video of her hitting the cop.
• 32:31
  El Guapo: Oh, so the friend is like, why you hitting a girl? I'm a girl, I'm a girl, like, yeah, but you wanna punch a guy?
• 32:37
  Testecleese: The thing is, she punched in, he pushed her, and she just went flying. And then you wrapped her up, cuffed her, tossed her in the back of the car.
• 32:45
  Testecleese: nothin'! It's like, oh, this is the video!
• 32:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 32:48
  Testecleese: And did you hear this other one here? All I could think of was Jussie Smollett.
• 32:53
  Testecleese: When I saw the story.
• 32:55
  Brian McFadden: Stand with Subway?
• 32:56
  Testecleese: Okay. Subway sandwiches.
• 32:58
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, I wanna know what I'm really concerned about is the sandwich, it's okay.
• 33:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, was it… was it still edible? Could we still eat it? And how much money did you spend on a Subway sandwich? Because, ….
• 33:09
  El Guapo: not cheap no more, then I.
• 33:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, you're not getting a $5 footlong and doubling the meat and getting tons of meat, you know what I mean?
• 33:16
  El Guapo: Thank you, Biden.
• 33:18
  Brian McFadden: And the funny thing is, this person was a DOJ employee. Was.
• 33:22
  El Guapo: I bet he didn't. He wish you had a sandwich there.
• 33:26
  Brian McFadden: I want a sandwich bag.
• 33:28
  El Guapo: No, he's gonna be in the corner asking for a sub.
• 33:32
  Testecleese: Can I get my sandwich back? It's evidence.
• 33:35
  El Guapo: God.
• 33:36
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, the cops are like, that was Italian.
• 33:41
  El Guapo: Damn, now you make me hungry.
• 33:46
  El Guapo: Honestly, I still love Subway, man, I love Subway.
• 33:50
  Testecleese: See, I used to, man, but then I got a Quiznos when I was living up in Massachusetts.
• 33:55
  Brian McFadden: Because those are gone, though, there's very few of them around anymore.
• 33:59
  Testecleese: There was one at the end of my street, and oh my god, those are good sandwiches!
• 34:03
  Brian McFadden: They did have good sandwiches, but everyone I know on the East Coast is closed down, so….
• 34:07
  El Guapo: Damn.
• 34:09
  Testecleese: And, was it, Jimmy? Jimmy Jones?
• 34:11
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 34:11
  Brian McFadden: They're alright, they're no….
• 34:14
  El Guapo: There's allowed to….
• 34:15
  Brian McFadden: Fair.
• 34:15
  El Guapo: Let me go to Jimmy Young, Jimmy John Young.
• 34:17
  Brian McFadden: They're cheap.
• 34:18
  El Guapo: What….
• 34:18
  Testecleese: I mean, you know.
• 34:19
  El Guapo: What!
• 34:20
  Testecleese: What? You'd always….
• 34:23
  El Guapo: How you getting a cheap sandwich from Jimmy John's? I'm like, I spent, like, $30 for me and my kids. Like, goddamn.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: Well, you got… that's 3 sandwiches. Well, you're probably not getting.
• 34:33
  El Guapo: Awful.
• 34:33
  Testecleese: long, though, huh.
• 34:34
  El Guapo: No, my girl don't eat nothing from Jimmy John's, so just get her, like, a cookie or something, because she don't want to eat it.
• 34:39
  Testecleese: Most of your pizza shops will make you a sub sandwich.
• 34:41
  El Guapo: Jimmy Johnson.
• 34:44
  El Guapo: No, my kids won Jimmy John's.
• 34:46
  Testecleese: No, I'm just saying, you can go to, like, Domino's and get a sub sandwich.
• 34:49
  El Guapo: My kids went to Jimmy John's. Especially commercials, too.
• 34:53
  Testecleese: Oh, that's fast!
• 34:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, and like, especially Wawa, my kids are like, Daddy, do you know Wawa got pizza now? Like, yeah, I'm not eating gas station pizza.
• 35:04
  Testecleese: More pizza's not bad.
• 35:06
  Brian McFadden: I've never had it.
• 35:07
  El Guapo: I'm not gonna stop there and trying to wait on…
• 35:10
  Testecleese: Is Andrea still open?
• 35:13
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 35:14
  Testecleese: That's over by the Coliseum area, isn't it? Where there used to be, like, a Borders, or a Barnes & Noble or something?
• 35:20
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 35:22
  Testecleese: On Mercury or Jefferson?
• 35:25
  Brian McFadden: There's a couple different locations around.
• 35:28
  Testecleese: I didn't know there was more than one. I just remember I loved the pizza there, and CC's, man, I used to love going.
• 35:34
  Brian McFadden: That place shut down, I was so pissed.
• 35:36
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 35:37
  Brian McFadden: Because I love me some CC's Pizza.
• 35:39
  Testecleese: It was all you could eat, and then they had, like, all the different types there, already waiting for you to go.
• 35:44
  Brian McFadden: And then that dessert pizza, you know, at the end, ugh.
• 35:48
  Testecleese: And if you wanted something they didn't have sitting out, they would make a whole pie and put it out there and cut it up, and put it in the warmer.
• 35:54
  Testecleese: You know, it's like, oh, I want something weird. Like, yeah, what do you want, buddy? We got it!
• 35:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:58
  Testecleese: Pepperoni, bacon, … pepperoni, bacon, bell pepper, onion, and pineapple.
• 36:05
  Testecleese: Oh, you got the video! I was just gonna ask if you guys saw this shit.
• 36:10
  El Guapo: You shut up, man.
• 36:11
  Testecleese: This is the chief of police in DC.
• 36:14
  Brian McFadden: Yep, chain of command.
• 36:17
  Testecleese: Gotcha.
• 36:19
  Testecleese: No sound.
• 36:21
  Brian McFadden: I turned the volume down when I was playing this morning, the executive order is closed.
• 36:25
  El Guapo: Go back, go back.
• 36:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's fun, isn't it?
• 36:29
  El Guapo: You caught it?
• 36:30
  Testecleese: That's quiet.
• 36:31
  Brian McFadden: Okay, let me try.
• 36:34
  Brian McFadden: What does that mean?
• 36:36
  Brian McFadden: Chain of command, what's that mean?
• 36:38
  Testecleese: Yeah. Unfortunately, the sound isn't coming through so well, which.
• 36:41
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 36:42
  Testecleese: I hate some of these do that. But yeah, they asked her if the chain of command… What changed the chain of command? And the chief employee's like, what do you mean?
• 36:50
  Brian McFadden: The mayor had to come up and explain she to come in.
• 36:53
  El Guapo: Outlines the process.
• 36:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, so, … Is this what we call a DEI hire?
• 37:00
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 37:01
  Testecleese: If she didn't know what a chain of command was.
• 37:02
  Brian McFadden: It got louder as soon as I stopped sharing.
• 37:06
  El Guapo: I… I don't… I don't… okay, honestly…
• 37:10
  El Guapo: Probably when you get put on the spot, you're like, like, you know, you get, like, a little bit nervous, but….
• 37:16
  Brian McFadden: You just gotta know what the chain of command means.
• 37:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, I understand, but I said sometimes, I mean, I could probably go under pressure and stuff like that, I give it that, but I still, like…
• 37:27
  El Guapo: You should have been, like… I don't know, you should have been questioned a bit.
• 37:30
  Testecleese: She's a 5 foot nothing, 110 pound.
• 37:34
  Testecleese: Black woman.
• 37:35
  El Guapo: Are you serious? You just never….
• 37:36
  Testecleese: Well, I'm just saying she's a short woman. Did you see the mayor come up next to her and towered over her, and the mayor.
• 37:41
  El Guapo: I wasn't gonna put it just to the high, it's just a… yeah.
• 37:44
  Testecleese: a tiny little woman, and she had to be a DEI, because there's no way she actually saw shit on the streets as a beat cop. She would have been beaten to death
• 37:55
  Testecleese: or just laughed at by the criminals, you know what I mean?
• 37:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 37:59
  Testecleese: But anyway, so Bondi, Pam Bondi saw this.
• 38:04
  Testecleese: And, stripped all the power from the chief of police in D.C.
• 38:07
  El Guapo: And rescinded the sanctuary City status of our DC.
• 38:11
  El Guapo: Good.
• 38:12
  Brian McFadden: The problem is, it's only for 30 days.
• 38:15
  El Guapo: Well, Trump is gonna ask for extension.
• 38:17
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's gonna have to get the… it's gotta go through Congress, and that's a harder fight.
• 38:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, and people was like, why are you taking a receipt? Because it belongs to the Congress.
• 38:26
  Testecleese: I don't understand why the federal government doesn't have more
• 38:31
  Testecleese: authority in DC anyway, it's not….
• 38:33
  El Guapo: They give it away!
• 38:37
  Brian McFadden: We gave it away.
• 38:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, to give it away.
• 38:40
  Testecleese: When?
• 38:41
  El Guapo: In the 70s.
• 38:43
  Testecleese: 70s? 1970s.
• 38:46
  El Guapo: Wow.
• 38:46
  Testecleese: We just recently got, Congressman.
• 38:48
  El Guapo: Before, they didn't have no congress representation.
• 38:51
  El Guapo: They could've built.
• 38:52
  Brian McFadden: Well, now they got really good congressional representation now.
• 38:57
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 38:58
  Brian McFadden: Wendell Holmes.
• 39:00
  El Guapo: Who?
• 39:01
  Testecleese: Good.
• 39:01
  Brian McFadden: Or, well, whatever her name is.
• 39:03
  El Guapo: I don't know who it is, that's…
• 39:05
  El Guapo: Oh, so many Congress and stuff, I only barely know mine.
• 39:09
  El Guapo: Bugadar. I mean, Bubby, … What's his name of the puppy something?
• 39:15
  Brian McFadden: Eleanor Holmes Norton is the congresswoman from D.C. who can't vote in the Congress.
• 39:25
  Brian McFadden: She can always… she can do all she wants, but she can't vote.
• 39:29
  Testecleese: So, she has no authority, no power, no nothing.
• 39:32
  Brian McFadden: Well, see… She gets to introduce bills.
• 39:36
  Brian McFadden: Like, one of the articles that first popped up was, she read today, I don't know when this was, but, because this is from her home freakin' governorhouse.gov website, she enriched a bill to permanently remove the statue of Confederate General Albert Pike.
• 39:57
  Testecleese: They're not even about whitewashing history, then you're gonna go and remove all this stuff that goes, hey, by the way, if you don't… if you don't keep these shit in line, this could happen again.
• 40:07
  Testecleese: Like, oh, no, don't worry, none of this ever happened. But they're gonna keep telling me over and over again that it's still happening.
• 40:12
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no, that actually happened today.
• 40:14
  Brian McFadden: Or on last Friday. So here's what her latest news is on her homepage.
• 40:21
  Brian McFadden: She applauds the DC lawsuit against Trump administration because they took over the city.
• 40:28
  El Guapo: ….
• 40:30
  Testecleese: He has the authority to do it! This lawsuit's going nowhere.
• 40:32
  Brian McFadden: And she's announced, with Ranking Member Raskin and Garcia and Van Hollen, legislation to terminate Trump's federalization of the Metropolitan Police Department.
• 40:44
  El Guapo: You can't.
• 40:46
  Brian McFadden: She also put out a statement that said that,
• 40:51
  Brian McFadden: the… there's gonna be a bill coming through that allows the president to extend the federalization of the DC police involuntary… for indefinitely.
• 41:00
  Brian McFadden: And she also introduced a bill to grant DC full control over its National Guard police, as Trump calls in the DC National Guard.
• 41:11
  Brian McFadden: That's something a lot of people don't realize, is….
• 41:13
  Testecleese: Sure.
• 41:14
  Brian McFadden: The D.C. National Guard…
• 41:16
  Brian McFadden: Unlike other states, where the governor's in charge of the National Guard, the federal government is in charge of the DC National Guard.
• 41:24
  El Guapo: You know, I had to….
• 41:26
  Testecleese: do something with that, though?
• 41:30
  Testecleese: I remember there's something coming up with the January 6th stuff, and Pelosi was like, no, don't stand in the guard.
• 41:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 41:39
  Brian McFadden: She did say that, and now she put… instead, she put a big wall around the building, and everybody….
• 41:45
  Testecleese: Oh, a wall? A wall's a racist, though!
• 41:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, but, you know, and then they also came out and said, they're still saying this, years later, that January 6th was the worst thing that's ever happened to the United States.
• 41:58
  Testecleese: Yes, I have seen people putting out there that it was worse than Pearl Harbor.
• 42:04
  Testecleese: How many people died on January 6th?
• 42:07
  Brian McFadden: 1.
• 42:08
  Testecleese: One. And how many of them… and was that person a cop?
• 42:11
  Brian McFadden: No, she was an Air Force Reservist.
• 42:14
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 42:16
  Testecleese: Who was shot through the neck by a cop, who shot her through a window. It's one of those real narrow windows that's, like, next to a door that a person can't fit.
• 42:25
  Brian McFadden: He was scared for his life.
• 42:27
  Testecleese: Take two steps back, they can't reach you.
• 42:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, nothing happened to that guy, but … Chauvin's riding in prison for following procedure and training.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: Anyway, anyway… Apparently, the chief of police in DC, before she was stripped of any power.
• 42:48
  Testecleese: Went ahead and ordered limited cooperation with immigration agents, ICE agents.
• 42:53
  Brian McFadden: Right, well, it was a sanctuary, whatever you want to call it, sanctuary district, because it's not a state, it's not a city.
• 43:00
  Testecleese: It's this city, though, isn't it? It's got a mayor and everything.
• 43:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 43:05
  Brian McFadden: And the mayor, I think, secretly likes that, Trump came in and took over everything, because….
• 43:11
  Testecleese: She's been asking for federal help with the crime.
• 43:14
  Brian McFadden: And it, you know, it makes her look bad with the crying issues.
• 43:18
  Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, she actually has asked the federal government for help.
• 43:21
  Testecleese: Trump shows up to do something about it, and I was like, everyone's like.
• 43:24
  Brian McFadden: Trump providing the help now, so she wanted Biden to do it.
• 43:29
  Testecleese: Well, that's why I have so much fun watching some of these videos, when these guys go to… out in town.
• 43:34
  Testecleese: They're like, so what'd you think when Trump said this?
• 43:37
  Testecleese: And, you know, they go through a bunch… they explain how it's racist and how it's wrong. It's like, well, what would happen if I told you that, you know, Barack Obama said that, Joe Biden said this, Kamala Harris said this?
• 43:47
  Testecleese: They flip on a dime, and all of a sudden it's a good idea.
• 43:50
  Testecleese: And it's like, you really don't give a shit what's going on, you just want to oppose Trump.
• 43:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's really what it is.
• 44:00
  Testecleese: So, on July 1st, they went out.
• 44:03
  Testecleese: Just… just enforcing the law.
• 44:07
  Testecleese: And our, press secretary, Levitt.
• 44:10
  Testecleese: It was like, guess how many illegal immigrants were picked up in one night?
• 44:16
  Brian McFadden: 29.
• 44:17
  Testecleese: 29.
• 44:18
  Brian McFadden: Isn't that how old she is?
• 44:19
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 44:22
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 44:23
  Testecleese: ….
• 44:24
  Brian McFadden: I know she's young.
• 44:26
  Testecleese: He's very young.
• 44:28
  Testecleese: Very fit, too.
• 44:31
  Testecleese: It's funny, there's a video I just saw recently of… she went somewhere with Trump for something, I don't remember what.
• 44:36
  Testecleese: It was at a golf course, and she was talking to some guy, and you could see Trump get, like, angry. He went over and, like, grabbed the guy by the arm and said something to him. And you could see Caroline Levitt tried to keep her cool, but she was, like….
• 44:47
  Brian McFadden: is wrong?
• 44:49
  Brian McFadden: She's only 27!
• 44:50
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 44:53
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 44:54
  Brian McFadden: Probably the youngest White House press secretary ever.
• 44:59
  Testecleese: … Who was the one that Trump had last time with the binder?
• 45:04
  El Guapo: So, that was, the Congress… I mean, the governor of, Kansas now.
• 45:10
  El Guapo: ….
• 45:11
  Testecleese: Governor now?
• 45:12
  El Guapo: Yeah… Huckabee, Huckabee, her daughter, her daughter.
• 45:15
  Testecleese: No, no, no, no, not Huckabee Sanders.
• 45:18
  Testecleese: … real skinny white girl, blonde, and she… both her eyes looked in the same direction.
• 45:26
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 45:27
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, Brian, bring us, bring us into the new shit, Brian, into the other crime stuff, and I will find her a name.
• 45:34
  Brian McFadden: Alright. Yes, … Border Patrol just made an arrest outside of a Gavin Newsom anti-Trump rally.
• 45:45
  Brian McFadden: Because they found an illegal… an illegal…
• 45:50
  Brian McFadden: Whatever we're calling them these days… At the rally.
• 45:56
  Brian McFadden: And, you know, Gavin Newsom's trying to do everything, everything he can do to, like, boost up his hopes of being the Democrat nominee for president.
• 46:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's doing an anti-Trump rally, and they're out there arresting illegal migrants at the rally.
• 46:12
  Brian McFadden: But I don't think the rest of the country wants to be like California, so I think Jasmine Crockett has a better chance of getting the nomination than he does.
• 46:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, she just got, called up with being some fake hood rat.
• 46:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think we talked about it on a previous show.
• 46:29
  Testecleese: Oh, maybe.
• 46:30
  El Guapo: Yeah. She's not. We've never talked about her being fake.
• 46:34
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, she don't take… she don't speak like that.
• 46:38
  Testecleese: No, and that's the thing, is that she's… she does that because she thinks that's the way everyone else does, and that's gonna get people to listen to her. And it's like, first of all, you grew up in, like, a white suburban neighborhood, then you went to, like, a prestigious school, then went to Harvard Law. You're not graduated in Harvard Law going.
• 46:58
  Testecleese: I asked you up, Leslie?
• 46:59
  Testecleese: You know?
• 47:01
  Brian McFadden: I don't think most people realize she graduated from Harvard Law.
• 47:06
  Brian McFadden: Isn't Harvard a racist school?
• 47:09
  Testecleese: It's certainly against white and Asians, especially Asian people.
• 47:14
  Testecleese: You get to school, like, like, 150 points higher on your school tests to, as an Asian to get into that school.
• 47:22
  Testecleese: federal government had to step in, and then they'd be like, well, we don't care what you say. We're a private school, and that was when Trump was like, okay, you're a private school, there goes your federal funding.
• 47:32
  Brian McFadden: And then the New Mexico governor has just declared a state emergency over a rising crime rates.
• 47:38
  Brian McFadden: A crime crisis in Rio Arriba County.
• 47:43
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 47:44
  Testecleese: … I'm pretty sure that's right near the Mexican border, and I'm pretty sure it's a predominantly Hispanic neighborhood.
• 47:56
  Testecleese: No, it's not near the New Mexican border, it's on the other side of the state.
• 47:59
  Testecleese: But either way, it's still predominantly Hispanic.
• 48:03
  Testecleese: I wonder.
• 48:04
  Brian McFadden: Well, I think that's New Mexico in general.
• 48:08
  Testecleese: There's a lot of white.
• 48:09
  Brian McFadden: No, this is, this is Native American Pueblo communities.
• 48:15
  Testecleese: Oh, my mistake, my mistake.
• 48:17
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 48:19
  Brian McFadden: Near the Colorado state line.
• 48:22
  El Guapo: It's got some of the highest, nation's highest opioid overdose rates.
• 48:27
  El Guapo: So….
• 48:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, by the way, have you noticed you can buy Narcan now?
• 48:33
  El Guapo: On the shells?
• 48:36
  Testecleese: No, Narcan is the stuff that they, like, stick you with if you're.
• 48:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but where can you buy it? Like, on the shell, you have to, like, order it.
• 48:43
  Testecleese: I guess so, I'm just seeing signs for it everywhere. It's like, oh, buy Narcan, it keeps you safe. I'm like.
• 48:48
  Brian McFadden: I don't see it here in Virginia.
• 48:50
  Testecleese: Well, West Virginia used to have… their numbers are down, but it used to be one of the highest in the nation for over… for drug overdoses in general.
• 48:59
  Testecleese: But I'm just like, okay, so…
• 49:02
  Testecleese: terrific, you know? I mean, I guess it's better than letting people die, but…
• 49:08
  Testecleese: How about you just stop abusing…
• 49:10
  Testecleese: Prescription medication, or, you know, even fried-out opium.
• 49:17
  Brian McFadden: Posaki?
• 49:19
  Testecleese: No, Kayleigh McEnany.
• 49:21
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 49:23
  Testecleese: Jen Psaki was, Biden's… big-breasted redhead.
• 49:30
  Brian McFadden: I think she's on MSNBC now.
• 49:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, she's got her own show, and it's getting crushed by, like.
• 49:36
  Brian McFadden: Everything else.
• 49:37
  Testecleese: me, Shark, you know?
• 49:38
  Brian McFadden: Babies are….
• 49:43
  Testecleese: Doop, doo-do-do-do.
• 49:45
  Testecleese: Ahem.
• 49:47
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 49:48
  Testecleese: Alright, so, oh my god, I can't believe this Cincinnati mob crap isn't done yet.
• 49:55
  Testecleese: So all… it says 6 suspects, I could have sworn there was 7.
• 50:00
  Testecleese: But they've been indicted, and they're getting hit with extra charges to include, you know, you're a convicted felon, you had a gun on you.
• 50:09
  Brian McFadden: But they're getting… a lot of them are getting, like, low bonds.
• 50:14
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 50:15
  Testecleese: what do you consider a low bond? Because the one guy got a half million dollars, I saw, like, $250,000.
• 50:23
  El Guapo: Dude, … Facebook's listening to me because we were talking about this guy with the football hat. Did you talk about?
• 50:31
  Brian McFadden: Are you buying… is it trying to get… sell you one now?
• 50:34
  El Guapo: Football's like, hey, this is what the guy's selling.
• 50:37
  El Guapo: The merch!
• 50:41
  El Guapo: Damn, dude.
• 50:43
  El Guapo: And I got your headset, too.
• 50:46
  Brian McFadden: You got a new headset?
• 50:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, look, no, no, this is my headset, and Facebook's listened to me, because it just, told me about the guy.
• 50:53
  El Guapo: Is selling his merch?
• 50:56
  Testecleese: Oh, the Noah Kanega?
• 50:57
  El Guapo: Yeah. I was like, damn, if they just listen to me….
• 51:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, it didn't take long, did it?
• 51:03
  El Guapo: Nope, don't waste time.
• 51:06
  Testecleese: It's funny, because now I'm hearing people saying that this guy that, got the initial beat down before all the people were beaten down too.
• 51:14
  Testecleese: Should be arrested because, well, 2 minutes into this ass whooping, he started throwing out racial slurs. It's like, well, there were 6 to 7 people stomping him when he's on the ground. At that point, you're upset that he's calling you bad words after you've already started beating him unconscious?
• 51:31
  El Guapo: Hold on, like, he… before he got beat up, or while he was getting beat up?
• 51:35
  Testecleese: They were already kicking his ass for over 2 minutes.
• 51:38
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 51:40
  Testecleese: And I'm like, I'm pretty sure once you get to that point… You don't care no more, I'm dying. Yeah!
• 51:46
  Testecleese: Like, well, they're gonna kill me anyway, may as well say the most evil shit I could think of, I guess. And the worst he could think of was to call him the N-word.
• 51:54
  El Guapo: Kniger?
• 51:55
  Testecleese: And that's the problem, is he was just talking about a football star in eastern Michigan. He said, Noah Kaniga, I know you too black.
• 52:07
  Testecleese: Jeez, I mean….
• 52:08
  Brian McFadden: Praise with him!
• 52:12
  El Guapo: I buy his merch!
• 52:16
  El Guapo: I can give you a discount!
• 52:20
  Testecleese: I'll buy it for you, please just stop!
• 52:24
  El Guapo: What color do you want, hat?
• 52:26
  Testecleese: They come in black and blue!
• 52:29
  Brian McFadden: Black and blue!
• 52:36
  El Guapo: Black and blue. Oh, my God.
• 52:41
  Brian McFadden: That's why you need to be the title, to come in black and blue.
• 52:48
  El Guapo: Oh, too bad I don't give you a time, time, stamp of what time we talk about this thing. Let me go get a drink.
• 52:55
  Testecleese: Actually, that's… that should grow. We don't have a little timer on this telling us how long we've been recording, do we?
• 53:01
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 53:02
  Testecleese: I wouldn't know where to find it, but… Oh, alright.
• 53:07
  Testecleese: Anyway, over this, Victoria Parks, one of the board members, has resigned at least one of her positions.
• 53:14
  Testecleese: She was the one… Who said they were begging for this beatdown.
• 53:19
  Testecleese: This guy was begging for this beatdown.
• 53:22
  Testecleese: And it's like, I don't know anyone who's ever said, hey, the six of you, please beat me to the point where I'm completely unconscious and continue to stomp on my head, you know?
• 53:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 53:32
  Testecleese: And, yeah, yeah, I've heard… I've heard that this guy allegedly slapped someone in the bar.
• 53:37
  Testecleese: That's not recorded anywhere, that's just what these folks are saying, but it's come out as, like, gospel truth.
• 53:44
  Brian McFadden: ….
• 53:45
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, you'd think you'd have seen that video by now, right?
• 53:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, definitely.
• 53:50
  Testecleese: You'd think it would be everywhere, going, this guy started it! Problem is…
• 53:55
  Testecleese: If you slap me, I don't get to go get 5 of my friends to come back and beat you next to death, and then…
• 54:01
  Testecleese: Almost kill a woman who came to make sure you weren't dead.
• 54:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 54:07
  Testecleese: It's fascinating!
• 54:13
  Testecleese: Alright, so did you hear about this guy?
• 54:16
  Testecleese: He was let out on a shock probation. You ever heard of shock probation?
• 54:21
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 54:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, neither had I.
• 54:23
  Testecleese: Apparently, it's they let someone out after a short period of time in prison, thinking they got shocked straight, like, oh crap, this is terrible, I don't ever want to be in prison, you know what I mean?
• 54:33
  Brian McFadden: ….
• 54:34
  Testecleese: Problem is, this guy had been in and out of prison for, like, 15 years.
• 54:39
  Testecleese: Like, our multiple offender.
• 54:42
  Testecleese: And the judge who let him out, check this out, he had… was serving 15 years.
• 54:48
  Testecleese: For… for his, like, 15th strike, right? Of violent crimes. Judge let him out in 6 months.
• 54:56
  Testecleese: gee, some, you know, political activist or whatever, like, oh, no, it's because the system's racist.
• 55:01
  Testecleese: So, you know, to make sure this guy proved her right, he went… Broke into this household.
• 55:08
  Testecleese: Kidnapped a woman and her kid.
• 55:13
  Testecleese: … Drug them to the bank.
• 55:17
  Testecleese: Made them… forced them to help him rob a bank, and then stabbed the woman in the abdomen.
• 55:23
  Brian McFadden: Wow.
• 55:25
  Testecleese: And the father of this kid, foster son, I guess.
• 55:30
  Testecleese: He's like, I don't understand what's going on here. I was like, why wasn't this guy in prison? Why was he let out?
• 55:36
  Testecleese: … Oh, no, that's a different one, the foster kid one, sorry.
• 55:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. The Kentucky family.
• 55:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, so I'm sorry, he abducted the two kids and the mom.
• 55:47
  Testecleese: It's like, why was this guy out of jail? What was go… why… I don't understand…
• 55:51
  Testecleese: any of us, and of course, it's a skinny little black woman who had the big, giant, oversized, feminist glasses on.
• 55:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 56:00
  Testecleese: that are, like, multicolored. Like, you know, because, oh, I'm so freaking aware, so woke.
• 56:06
  Testecleese: You're putting violent felons back on the road, on the streets, to do it again.
• 56:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. And no one seems to give a shit until it's their own family.
• 56:16
  Testecleese: And then half the time, depending on where it happens, like, well, you know, it's because they're disadvantaged. The bank is racist, because the bank had all of this money, and he didn't have any. Well, it's because he spent the last 10 years in prison!
• 56:32
  Testecleese: This, this, Farsha-san one.
• 56:35
  Testecleese: This guy is, … oof.
• 56:37
  Testecleese: He is looking at a long time in prison.
• 56:40
  Testecleese: Meat.
• 56:41
  Brian McFadden: He's not getting out on the shock treatment again?
• 56:44
  Testecleese: Well, no, this is a white guy.
• 56:46
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Testecleese: So, both the foster parents have been arrested.
• 56:51
  Testecleese: 13-year-old boy was beaten to death by his foster father, according to the Pennsylvania State Police. The police, say the family's home security cameras show footage of the beating taking place, and the boy's foster parents have been arrested and charged in connection with the boy's death. They shoved a back scratcher down this kid's throat.
• 57:10
  Testecleese: 13-year-old.
• 57:12
  Testecleese: And foster kid, so obviously they weren't doing this because they're benevolent people trying to help out. They were collecting a check
• 57:19
  Testecleese: from Pennsylvania for fostering a kid, and they… Thank God.
• 57:24
  Testecleese: This is what's wrong with the system, is that we're letting people like this.
• 57:28
  Brian McFadden: We foster that.
• 57:30
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 57:32
  Testecleese: Pete a 13-year-old to death? What could that kid have possibly done?
• 57:36
  Brian McFadden: No, no.
• 57:36
  Testecleese: warranted, being beaten to death.
• 57:40
  Brian McFadden: I think this is when I would like to see the same punishment be given to the adults that were involved in this that they did to the kids. Shove a freakin' backscratcher down their throat.
• 57:50
  Testecleese: An eye for an eye in this kind of situation.
• 57:52
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 57:54
  Testecleese: It's tough to say no to that, Brian.
• 57:58
  Testecleese: Maybe only when it applies to kids, or when there's such heinous crimes.
• 58:02
  Brian McFadden: Right, right, yeah.
• 58:04
  Testecleese: I… huh, what's…
• 58:06
  Testecleese: And I've been making it a point to try to share some of these heinous crimes to children lately, because I want people to realize that this is actually happening. Like, the girl last week we talked about, that was…
• 58:15
  Testecleese: Like, a 12-year-old girl was beaten to death and left on the side of the road. They, like, pulled their fingernails and toenails out.
• 58:23
  Testecleese: It's like, what the fuck is the matter with you people?
• 58:26
  Testecleese: And yeah, what, what?
• 58:27
  Testecleese: Let's do the same shit to these people, and then maybe the next guy will think twice, like, oh, shit. If I beat this kid to death, they're gonna do the same to me.
• 58:35
  El Guapo: That sentence right there, man. Fuck.
• 58:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, and you know what? Have a…
• 58:42
  Testecleese: tie the guy's hands behind his back and have somebody whose child was murdered get to carry out the sentence. So it's, like, actual rageful, you know what I mean?
• 58:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, definitely.
• 58:54
  Brian McFadden: Well, here's a good story, where this teen decided to gun down an Uber driver to let off some steam.
• 59:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, he actually called the Uber driver just to kill him.
• 59:05
  Testecleese: His girlfriend said that she had no idea this was gonna happen, but…
• 59:11
  Testecleese: She did get in the car with him after the guy was dead.
• 59:14
  Testecleese: And go for a joyride until they were picked up.
• 59:17
  El Guapo: Nope, that's what it's true.
• 59:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, this teenager's life was just so stressful.
• 59:22
  Testecleese: So stressful!
• 59:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 59:24
  Testecleese: That he just had to murder someone to feel better about himself.
• 59:27
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 59:28
  Testecleese: And you know what's gonna happen to this teenager?
• 59:31
  Testecleese: Probably next to nothing.
• 59:34
  Testecleese: Because these laws won't let us put
• 59:36
  Testecleese: kids in prison, and I… I'm not talking about 10-year-olds.
• 59:41
  Testecleese: It says teen. How old was this teenager? …
• 59:45
  Testecleese: I want to say he was 18 or something like that, but I'm not sure.
• 59:49
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 59:50
  El Guapo: tricky.
• 59:50
  Testecleese: New Mexico teenager told police he allegedly shot an Uber driver to death to let off steam, saying he was dealing with so much stress. Yeah. Shaliki Sanchez, 18, appeared in court on Saturday, days after he was arrested and charged for first-degree murder.
• 1:00:03
  El Guapo: You're killing 18 because 18, not because he's 17.
• 1:00:10
  El Guapo: That's wonderful.
• 1:00:11
  Testecleese: must be tried as an adult, but there's still, I mean….
• 1:00:13
  El Guapo: He's an adult, he's 18.
• 1:00:15
  Testecleese: His name is still Sanchez. So, I mean….
• 1:00:19
  El Guapo: That's why they put the team, that's why they did it.
• 1:00:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:00:25
  Testecleese: Which is funny, because if he's a white Hispanic, he will go to prison.
• 1:00:29
  El Guapo: Right, look at him, dude, he's what… he got….
• 1:00:32
  Testecleese: White, yeah, so he might actually face jail time.
• 1:00:35
  El Guapo: Yeah, you're too white to be innocent.
• 1:00:39
  Testecleese: too white to be innocent. He had to have been a racist there.
• 1:00:42
  El Guapo: Oh, that's another title there, too white to be innocent.
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, what's the, … what was the victim's name?
• 1:00:49
  Testecleese: ….
• 1:00:51
  El Guapo: So.
• 1:00:51
  Testecleese: Joseph Andrus?
• 1:00:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's all I do.
• 1:00:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, so….
• 1:00:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, but still, death centers do.
• 1:01:01
  Testecleese: I just can't imagine just like, oh, I just need to kill random people to feel better about myself. It's like, I don't know.
• 1:01:06
  El Guapo: Well, you know what, they just need to kill some random, …
• 1:01:10
  El Guapo: Bad guys, so we can feel better about ourselves, too.
• 1:01:16
  Brian McFadden: And then we got the… oh, okay.
• 1:01:20
  Testecleese: I generally disagree with the death sentence, but….
• 1:01:25
  El Guapo: Now we just obvious ideas.
• 1:01:26
  Testecleese: You're probably not gonna be a repeat offender if we, give you a lethal injection, right?
• 1:01:31
  El Guapo: Well, look, look what's going on in LA with the fucking, the two brothers that killed the parents.
• 1:01:37
  Brian McFadden: Mendez.
• 1:01:38
  El Guapo: Tremendous. The one that.
• 1:01:39
  Testecleese: That's a long time ago.
• 1:01:41
  Brian McFadden: They're getting downgraded.
• 1:01:45
  El Guapo: The button?
• 1:01:45
  Testecleese: They're being downgraded. They're about to be let out of jail and parole?
• 1:01:48
  El Guapo: Yes! That's what I'm saying! This is why I don't believe in fucking long sentence, because now liberals want to fucking free them.
• 1:01:55
  Testecleese: They… it was all the evidence! Like, they planned.
• 1:01:59
  El Guapo: No, I didn't have sympathy for them, dude. Liberals, you know how fucking crazy they are.
• 1:02:05
  Testecleese: I just don't understand the idea, like, why is it the victim's fault? Unless, of course, it's rape.
• 1:02:11
  Testecleese: Because then….
• 1:02:12
  El Guapo: But it still doesn't fucking do… doesn't mean you have to do it, like, when you're sleeping, you know, like…
• 1:02:16
  El Guapo: Anyways, but they tried to place a case while they were getting trial, and they fucking… everybody saw through their fucking lies. They're like, no, you fucking lied.
• 1:02:26
  El Guapo: You know, if it was just the cause….
• 1:02:29
  Testecleese: I was being abused. Like, why didn't you just sneak out the door and leave there?
• 1:02:33
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:02:33
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:02:36
  El Guapo: But anyway… I don't want to live in long… life centers no more, because they're no longer gonna…
• 1:02:45
  El Guapo: You're trying to fucking….
• 1:02:46
  Testecleese: The crazy thing is… Technically speaking, California has a death penalty. They just haven't used it since,
• 1:02:52
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Virginia used to have it until recently, when we had…
• 1:02:56
  Brian McFadden: all three branches of the government controlled by Democrats, and they got rid of them.
• 1:03:00
  Testecleese: Governor Blackface?
• 1:03:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they said, well, we don't really need it, because we've never done it in 20, 30 years, so let's just get rid of it.
• 1:03:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you keep it on the books for a particularly heinous crime. Just like Massachusetts did the same thing in, like, the 80s or the 70s, like, oh, yeah, we don't do it anymore, so let's get rid of it. And then the Boston bombing happens. They didn't have the balls to execute them on their own, so they went and had the federal government do it.
• 1:03:25
  Testecleese: It's like, no, no, no, do your own fucking dirty work, okay?
• 1:03:28
  Testecleese: Don't… don't pass it on to everyone else.
• 1:03:34
  Testecleese: But yeah, one of, AOC's former organizers, got busted for, like.
• 1:03:38
  Testecleese: Urging and… it says urging, basically enticing an attack on Jews at a high school.
• 1:03:44
  Testecleese: Which I…
• 1:03:47
  Testecleese: It's funny, because AOC has come out on the side of Israel somewhat recently, which really pissed off her base.
• 1:03:54
  Testecleese: But she came out, she's like, I don't know this person, I've never heard of them. It's like, well, her name is on your paperwork saying that she worked with you, so, like.
• 1:04:00
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:04:02
  Testecleese: You know, you went to school with her.
• 1:04:04
  Testecleese: But that seems kind of weird. Here's pictures of you two hanging out together.
• 1:04:09
  Brian McFadden: Oof.
• 1:04:10
  Testecleese: No, instead of just denying this shit, be like, oh, wow, that's… that's fucking horrible, they should go to jail. You know, that's all you gotta do.
• 1:04:19
  Testecleese: So you guys hear what the shit going on in the UK right now?
• 1:04:22
  Brian McFadden: No, sounds like entrapment.
• 1:04:24
  Testecleese: Nothing, no.
• 1:04:26
  Testecleese: Oh, everyone uses that term wrong, just like they say treason wrong all the time.
• 1:04:31
  Testecleese: Entrapment is when the cops suggest a crime to you that you would not have done on your own, not…
• 1:04:38
  Testecleese: Put a situation in front of you and wait for you to break the law.
• 1:04:42
  Testecleese: But… They dressed up these, lady cops.
• 1:04:47
  Testecleese: They had him go jogging through, like, the park.
• 1:04:50
  Testecleese: And arrested dudes for catcalling them.
• 1:04:57
  Testecleese: Now, am I the only one who's bothered by this?
• 1:05:02
  Testecleese: Oh, I can't….
• 1:05:03
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like they're breaking the law.
• 1:05:05
  Testecleese: I mean, it… well, here's the thing.
• 1:05:07
  Brian McFadden: And the cops in, in Britain have nothing better to do than,
• 1:05:13
  Brian McFadden: You know, put women in tracksuits and bust people calling them names.
• 1:05:19
  Testecleese: Got it. I guess that means crime's way down.
• 1:05:23
  Brian McFadden: Crime's down in England.
• 1:05:25
  Testecleese: I'm okay.
• 1:05:26
  Testecleese: A lot of stabbings lately, believe it or not, since they banned guns.
• 1:05:31
  Brian McFadden: It happens.
• 1:05:32
  Testecleese: But I just… it's funny, because I saw some numbers recently. You are 800 times more likely to be arrested in the United Kingdom for social media posts
• 1:05:45
  Testecleese: than in Russia.
• 1:05:46
  Brian McFadden: Canada, too.
• 1:05:49
  Testecleese: Well, I don't know the actual numbers, but the actual numbers is, like.
• 1:05:52
  Testecleese: … UK arrested this many people, like, ex-people, for saying nutty things on the internet.
• 1:06:00
  Testecleese: And Russia was like, yeah, we don't really arrest people for it. Now, it might be because people know better in Russia, I don't know.
• 1:06:07
  Testecleese: But it might be a rush, it's like, no, you can say shit all you want, you just can't, like…
• 1:06:11
  Testecleese: Actually be violent, you know?
• 1:06:13
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:06:17
  Testecleese: Anyway… Let's move on to Mr. Gerrymander.
• 1:06:23
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:06:24
  Brian McFadden: Governor Newsom's got it all figured out.
• 1:06:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, yes, because he's going to do the same thing
• 1:06:32
  Testecleese: he's gonna hold a special election on November 4th to redistrict. I'm like.
• 1:06:36
  Brian McFadden: No, he's gotta hold a special election to get rid of the independent committee that was set up by a previous election by the population of California.
• 1:06:48
  Testecleese: Okay, and what does this committee do that he doesn't like?
• 1:06:52
  Brian McFadden: I'm not really sure, because… I mean, California's not as gerrymandered as, say, Massachusetts or Maryland.
• 1:06:59
  Testecleese: It says to redraw maps.
• 1:07:02
  Brian McFadden: I don't know how much more you can redraw them.
• 1:07:05
  Brian McFadden: Well, you're not gonna squeeze any more Democrat votes out of California.
• 1:07:11
  Brian McFadden: And that's what's so hilarious about everybody freaking out about Texas, because, ….
• 1:07:16
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:07:16
  Brian McFadden: You know… The states that want to do it are Massachusetts, Maryland, New York, Illinois, and gerrymandering.
• 1:07:26
  Testecleese: Now, that's funny, Massachusetts, we'll do the same thing. It's like, you already have 100% Democrat representation.
• 1:07:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07:33
  Testecleese: So you might accidentally get a Republican if you draw your maps. And I put this out on Facebook recently.
• 1:07:39
  Testecleese: And one guy, because I was like, Governor Moore Healey, and explained the whole thing. One guy comes back, he's like, yeah, well, she's not that smart. I was like, well, she's your governor.
• 1:07:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you know what her?
• 1:07:48
  Testecleese: Then someone else is like, well, it'll teach Texas a lesson. I was like, how is it gonna teach Texas a lesson?
• 1:07:53
  Testecleese: No matter what.
• 1:07:54
  Brian McFadden: Can you get more… more… less Republicans in Massachusetts than zero?
• 1:07:59
  Testecleese: Can you get a negative number?
• 1:08:02
  Testecleese: Like, yeah, oh, you're a Republican who didn't get elected? We're gonna execute you, because we redrew the maps, you know?
• 1:08:09
  Testecleese: But realistically, all that could happen in mass is they're accidentally gonna draw the line and cover too much of the rural farmland, where, like, the dairy cows are, and the, the cornfields are, or whatever, the apple trees.
• 1:08:21
  Testecleese: and accidentally put a Republican in place.
• 1:08:24
  Testecleese: You're like, go ahead, waste all your money, Massachusetts.
• 1:08:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08:27
  Testecleese: You'll feel better about yourselves, and literally nothing will change.
• 1:08:32
  Testecleese: In Illinois, huh? Dear God.
• 1:08:34
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, that's… everybody fled to Illinois because they're the poster child of not gerrymandering.
• 1:08:40
  Testecleese: Have you seen their maps?
• 1:08:44
  Testecleese: Districts looked like hourglasses.
• 1:08:46
  Brian McFadden: I think we got a thumbnail for a show title, possibly.
• 1:08:50
  Testecleese: We might. Who? Who's gerrymander?
• 1:08:54
  Brian McFadden: It's a salamander!
• 1:08:58
  Testecleese: Gerrymander? That's a salamander! And it's one of the districts in Illinois that looks like a salamander?
• 1:09:07
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 1:09:08
  El Guapo: You know what's funny, like, how everybody's learning about all the const… ever since Trump got… was running for office, dude, like, everybody started re-reading the Constitution, dude.
• 1:09:21
  Testecleese: Well, it's funny you say that, because a little bit ago, a couple months ago, I put out on social media, I was like, everyone who's gonna start quoting and citing this Constitution should probably read it themselves.
• 1:09:33
  El Guapo: And that dude I've mentioned before, Sean.
• 1:09:35
  Testecleese: I was like, you might consider doing the same thing yourself, considering the job you had for so long.
• 1:09:39
  Testecleese: And I was like.
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's… I've read it, I know what I'm talking about, and before I go and cite it on the internet, I actually go and look at it to make sure I know what I'm talking about.
• 1:09:49
  Testecleese: Like, these guys are like, that's unconstitutional. Like, they'll say separation of church and state. I'm like, where does it say church and state anywhere in the Constitution?
• 1:09:57
  Brian McFadden: We don't have it in here, I don't think, but I heard about it on the No Agenda Show today. Apparently, there's a Texas law in place where
• 1:10:05
  Brian McFadden: The public schools have to put up the Ten Commandments in all the schools.
• 1:10:09
  Brian McFadden: And everybody's freaking out about separation of church and state, because.
• 1:10:13
  El Guapo: That's good.
• 1:10:13
  Brian McFadden: Ten Commandments are the Ten Commandments.
• 1:10:16
  El Guapo: But there's nowhere in the constitution by this.
• 1:10:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's nowhere in the Constitution.
• 1:10:19
  El Guapo: Because it wasn't.
• 1:10:20
  Brian McFadden: And then the Ten Commandments aren't, like… ….
• 1:10:23
  Testecleese: just Christian or just Jewish?
• 1:10:24
  Brian McFadden: No, they're, they're, like, they're basically 10 rules that, if you follow, you'll stay out of jail.
• 1:10:31
  Testecleese: For the most part, yeah, I will say, I am the Lord your God, place no God above me, do not worship false idols, etc. Like, the first three are more morality than, like, hey, that's wrong.
• 1:10:42
  Testecleese: And I understand that, like, honor thy mother and honor thy father. Your parents are beating the shit out of you. You don't have to, like, okay, dad, and….
• 1:10:50
  Brian McFadden: Right, right, yeah.
• 1:10:53
  Testecleese: But like, yeah, don't kill, don't steal.
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: Don't bang your neighbor's wife.
• 1:10:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's always a good one.
• 1:11:03
  Brian McFadden: Cuts down on neighborhood disputes if you don't do that.
• 1:11:07
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:11:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a good way to start a friggin' gunfight in your neighborhood, and then… dear God.
• 1:11:12
  Brian McFadden: The police having to deal with this feud that starts because….
• 1:11:17
  Testecleese: Bob nailed John's wife, and John lives two houses down.
• 1:11:22
  Brian McFadden: Isn't that how the Hatfield and McCoy feud got started?
• 1:11:26
  Testecleese: Honestly, I have no idea how it started. It could well have been over a woman, but… jeez.
• 1:11:33
  Brian McFadden: And then, they don't work, everybody loves them.
• 1:11:35
  Testecleese: prior.
• 1:11:36
  Brian McFadden: Everybody loves Beto O'Rourke, he's like the poster child of Texas Democrats.
• 1:11:42
  Brian McFadden: He's been trying to raise funds for the Texas Democrats that fled the state so they'd be able to survive.
• 1:11:49
  Testecleese: Didn't he fund their, their escape?
• 1:11:54
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:11:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, so a judge is like, you can't do that. Isn't that bribery? Giving gifts in order to sway a vote?
• 1:12:01
  Brian McFadden: You would think so, but they're not really swinging a vote.
• 1:12:04
  Testecleese: They're stopping the vote from happening, which is, it's against our democracy!
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, the word democracy doesn't show up in the Constitution once, either.
• 1:12:13
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 1:12:15
  Brian McFadden: Because we're not a democracy.
• 1:12:17
  Testecleese: Mmm, interesting. Brian just, inhaled beer. That looked like it hurt.
• 1:12:22
  Brian McFadden: It did a little bit, but we're a representative republic, not a democracy.
• 1:12:27
  Testecleese: By the way, I will say, though, this is not the first time that Democrats have done this in Texas.
• 1:12:32
  Brian McFadden: No! They do it every, like, 5-10 years.
• 1:12:35
  Brian McFadden: Every shit's still gonna pass, it's just a matter of when. You know…
• 1:12:41
  Brian McFadden: they're now saying they're gonna come back to the state now that the special session's over. Also, people don't realize that Texas has one of the weirdest legislation processes ever.
• 1:12:53
  Brian McFadden: They are part-time, part-time, part-time legislators.
• 1:12:56
  Testecleese: I am.
• 1:12:57
  Brian McFadden: They do not even meet every year in Texas.
• 1:13:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:13:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, … Yeah, that sticks, ….
• 1:13:06
  Brian McFadden: I mean, in Virginia, where they're part-time too, but they meet, like.
• 1:13:11
  Brian McFadden: 3… maybe 4 months out of the year.
• 1:13:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, I….
• 1:13:16
  Brian McFadden: Goodness.
• 1:13:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, I get that, too. You only have to get together every so often, but, like, even, like, twice a month to get together and be like, hey, anything new? Or even once a month, hey, anything new? Okay, nope. Alright, everyone go back to work, you know?
• 1:13:30
  Brian McFadden: But Texas is even less than that.
• 1:13:33
  Testecleese: No, it's because Texas is like, we got it, we got it down, we gotta figure it out.
• 1:13:36
  Testecleese: So they… so that was when…
• 1:13:38
  Testecleese: Governor Hot Meals, as Jasmine Crockett called them.
• 1:13:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, not racist. You know that his nigga is rolling thunder.
• 1:13:48
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:13:49
  Testecleese: Oh, you know, he should have put flames on his wheelchair when she stopped.
• 1:13:52
  El Guapo: No, dude, I would do that shit shit.
• 1:13:54
  Testecleese: I would've, it would have been great! Like, I'm Governor Hot Wheels.
• 1:13:58
  El Guapo: Hell yeah!
• 1:13:59
  Testecleese: It's not racist, O'Brien, it's ableist.
• 1:14:01
  El Guapo: I will put spinners on that thing. Yeah, exactly! Spinners!
• 1:14:07
  Testecleese: Baseball card in it, so it goes click, click, click, click, click, click.
• 1:14:10
  Testecleese: When you roll around?
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:14:14
  Testecleese: But yeah, that was why he was like, alright, let's have a special meeting, get everyone together, and we'll have a vote.
• 1:14:19
  Testecleese: And, yeah, every… what was it, …
• 1:14:22
  Testecleese: Shit, I think 2021 was the last time they did this, so it was only, like, 4 years ago, when they ran away and said, we're not doing this.
• 1:14:29
  Brian McFadden: And they fled the state! We don't like gerrymandering, let's go to Illinois. Yeah, that's… there's no gerrymandering there.
• 1:14:36
  Testecleese: Oh my god. I think the only way it would have been better is Massachusetts.
• 1:14:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:14:41
  Testecleese: In fact.
• 1:14:41
  Brian McFadden: They invented the term germandering.
• 1:14:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, they named it after the governor who did it!
• 1:14:53
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you bring that up, people ask, like, where'd you get that from? Like, that's public record, like, here are the newspaper articles, what, here's the guy who was in office, that was his name?
• 1:15:02
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:15:02
  El Guapo: I knew.
• 1:15:04
  Testecleese: And, let's be real.
• 1:15:07
  Testecleese: what are the odds to get all 8 districts in Massachusetts to all vote the same way without having some kind of….
• 1:15:15
  El Guapo: Gary Matters?
• 1:15:16
  Testecleese: the wheels. Yeah. Without something to go ahead and, make it happen the way you want.
• 1:15:22
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:15:22
  Testecleese: Especially when, nearly 40% of the state voted Trump.
• 1:15:26
  Testecleese: But they have no representation in their, federal government.
• 1:15:30
  Brian McFadden: That's not talked about very much either. They talked about it on the No Agenda Show recently, but yeah.
• 1:15:36
  Brian McFadden: It's not… it's crazy.
• 1:15:40
  Testecleese: Like, California, I think it was something like, … it was more than Massachusetts voted Trump.
• 1:15:45
  Testecleese: At least they do have some Republican representation, though. That's a big, honkin' state.
• 1:15:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's huge. I mean, there's been talk about splitting the state up.
• 1:15:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, the problem is, what, don't you think Northern California's gonna vote different than Southern California?
• 1:15:59
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I do.
• 1:16:01
  Brian McFadden: I've been to Northern California. They're… they're definitely more conservative than Southern California.
• 1:16:08
  Testecleese: So as soon as you cross that border into Washington or Oregon, they switch right back to Democrat?
• 1:16:14
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much, yeah.
• 1:16:15
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:16:16
  Testecleese: I suppose if you… they'll have their own district maps, too, if they had their own state.
• 1:16:22
  Testecleese: Like, good luck, how are you gonna get that to happen? Like, seriously, how are you gonna get California split in half?
• 1:16:28
  Testecleese: You'd need a… what, you'd have to poll the people, then? How do you decide where the border is?
• 1:16:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, gotta be a whole freakin' congressional thing again, yeah, it's… It's not easy to do.
• 1:16:39
  Testecleese: No, yeah, I…
• 1:16:41
  Testecleese: as far as I'm aware, I think West Virginia's the only state to ever split off from.
• 1:16:45
  Brian McFadden: That was because of the Civil War!
• 1:16:48
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:16:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, they went in Virginia took the northern part of Virginia, D.C. part, that's why….
• 1:16:55
  Testecleese: That was different, that was just to be part of the capital, not… we're making our own state.
• 1:16:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:01
  Testecleese: But yeah, it's funny, though.
• 1:17:03
  Testecleese: Civil War starts, Virginia goes to fight for the Confederacy.
• 1:17:07
  Testecleese: When the men are out fighting, the people in Western Virginia that are left behind, that didn't go to fight, like, hey, when all the men are away fighting, let's vote to leave and join the union.
• 1:17:17
  Testecleese: Let them go die in this war when they come… if any of them that come back, we'll be like, wait, wait, what happened?
• 1:17:26
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:17:28
  Testecleese: So, Putin… This was several days ago.
• 1:17:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, he told the U.S. that, he's ready to end the war right now, he just wants the eastern part of Ukraine.
• 1:17:39
  Brian McFadden: Never gonna happen.
• 1:17:40
  Brian McFadden: basically exactly what he already said he wanted, and what… Ukraine's never gonna agree to that.
• 1:17:46
  Testecleese: Why'd they agree to the Crimea thing, then?
• 1:17:49
  Brian McFadden: I don't think… Probably because the United States said, do it.
• 1:17:56
  Testecleese: That was Obama, right?
• 1:17:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:59
  Testecleese: So, under Obama, Russia walks in, takes what they want.
• 1:18:03
  Testecleese: Under Trump, Russia sat down, shut the fuck up. Under Biden, Russia walks in and says, we're taking this, too.
• 1:18:09
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:18:10
  Testecleese: To get access to this other part.
• 1:18:12
  Brian McFadden: Huh?
• 1:18:12
  Testecleese: And they're blaming Trump! Like, Trump's a… Trump's a Putin puppet. And I'm like, … Putin mined.
• 1:18:19
  Brian McFadden: Trump's just looking for ways to get us out of all these foreign conflicts.
• 1:18:25
  Brian McFadden: That Biden got us into, and he did it in the previous administration. He's the only president that didn't bring us into any new wars.
• 1:18:32
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, we carried out one strike in his first command, his first time as president, and one… since….
• 1:18:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:18:42
  Testecleese: the Moab, right?
• 1:18:44
  Testecleese: And then now the, the Bunker Bossers.
• 1:18:50
  Testecleese: Anyway… Wooten has come to Alaska, he's probably still there right now, I don't know.
• 1:18:57
  Testecleese: talking to Trump about what we can do to end this war in Ukraine, and I'm like, why is Trump
• 1:19:03
  Testecleese: doing this? Why isn't Zelensky sitting down with him, too?
• 1:19:07
  Brian McFadden: Zelensky wasn't invited to these talks.
• 1:19:11
  Testecleese: I thought he was, and he said, no thanks.
• 1:19:13
  Brian McFadden: Maybe, but… It wasn't because Biden told… or Trump said he couldn't go.
• 1:19:20
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:19:21
  El Guapo: Well, you heard about one leverage that Trump got against, Russia?
• 1:19:26
  El Guapo: is to….
• 1:19:27
  Testecleese: now?
• 1:19:28
  El Guapo: one of the levers that Trump may have against Russia
• 1:19:32
  El Guapo: is to sanction whatever country… I mean, put extra tariffs.
• 1:19:38
  Testecleese: He already has.
• 1:19:39
  El Guapo: Whichever country that deals with Russia by Like, India and China?
• 1:19:45
  Testecleese: He already did. He doubled the tariff on India when India bought Russian oil. We talked about this last week.
• 1:19:50
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:19:51
  Testecleese: It went from a 25% to a 50% tariff, because India went and did business with Russia.
• 1:19:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, and I think that's a good… he can leverage that against Russia to stop this war.
• 1:20:01
  Testecleese: Well, and you know, I heard someone's like, well, how is it… how is tariffing India gonna affect Russia? I'm like, because Russia's not selling oil to fund their war effort.
• 1:20:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:20:10
  Testecleese: If… because India would rather do business with us than buy oil from Russia.
• 1:20:14
  El Guapo: The quickest of them oil, too.
• 1:20:16
  Testecleese: We could sell them… Saudi Arabia could sell them oil.
• 1:20:19
  El Guapo: You know who else could sell oil? Argentina, too.
• 1:20:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, Venezuela, with their garbage oil, because they don't know how to refine it. Shit, India can pull their own oil out of the ground, that place is huge!
• 1:20:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, they need to learn how to.
• 1:20:33
  Testecleese: I don't know, are they… are they drilling their own oil, or do they.
• 1:20:37
  El Guapo: No, but I don't know why… okay, why India's fucking traveled to space? Just learn how to fucking drill your own oil, then probably look… worry about space later.
• 1:20:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, and that…
• 1:20:49
  Testecleese: Just, they're probably like the people here, like, oh no, it's dirty to drill for oil, we'll just buy it from somewhere else. It's like, well, you're worried about climate change and global warming.
• 1:20:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, how's that working in Canada?
• 1:21:01
  Testecleese: Well, you're still burning the oil in your own country, you're still buying… We got….
• 1:21:05
  El Guapo: Fucking wild forest fires going on still in Canada.
• 1:21:10
  El Guapo: L.A.
• 1:21:11
  Testecleese: I'll say, and California again.
• 1:21:14
  El Guapo: Again?
• 1:21:15
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:21:18
  Brian McFadden: But they're not as bad as Canada, where you're not even gonna go in the woods anymore, because, ….
• 1:21:23
  El Guapo: Gotta rest you now.
• 1:21:24
  Brian McFadden: get a fine if you have.
• 1:21:25
  El Guapo: Like, if you hike it, if you hike it, what if you walk in from somewhere, from your mailbox? You're gonna get arrested?
• 1:21:31
  Testecleese: But it's only if you need to be rescued, I believe, right, Brian?
• 1:21:34
  Brian McFadden: And there's also the… I think so, and then there's a chance of, being, imprisoned for it, too.
• 1:21:40
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 1:21:41
  El Guapo: Yes, here in West Virginia.
• 1:21:44
  Testecleese: If you go out in the state parks.
• 1:21:46
  Testecleese: And they have to come and get you because, like, something happened. You're not fined, you're not charged or indicted, you're not… nothing like that happens, but you have to pay the cost
• 1:21:57
  Testecleese: That it… it was to come get you.
• 1:22:01
  Testecleese: We had to assemble a crew, we had to get a helicopter, you know?
• 1:22:05
  El Guapo: Ugh.
• 1:22:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, it keeps people from going out, and….
• 1:22:11
  El Guapo: Doing dumb stuff.
• 1:22:13
  Testecleese: It doesn't, it doesn't stop people, but why should I….
• 1:22:16
  Brian McFadden: Why should I pay for your dunk?
• 1:22:18
  Testecleese: dumbass.
• 1:22:19
  El Guapo: Doesn't know what?
• 1:22:19
  Testecleese: What they're doing in the woods to go get lost in the woods.
• 1:22:24
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:22:24
  El Guapo: I want to be with nature! I want to get stuck with bears! Well, that's fine, the state parks… the state parks are hundreds of acres.
• 1:22:32
  Testecleese: Tons of it has, like, mapped out trails.
• 1:22:36
  El Guapo: With, like, handrails, and yeah, just follow the trail, enjoy, go look at the waterfall, go… go on the almost heaven swing. Have I told you about these guys got these swings? Yeah, yeah, I heard about, yeah.
• 1:22:48
  Testecleese: Yeah. If you go see the swing, sit on it, get a picture of it, cool. If you want to step over that railing and go out in the woods, you're on your own now. Like, we're not gonna stop you.
• 1:22:58
  Testecleese: But if you get washed away by the river.
• 1:23:02
  Testecleese: And we had to bring in a crew and a helicopter. You're paying for the helicopter, you're paying for the fuel, you're paying all the guys who have to take time off of work to come get your ass.
• 1:23:11
  El Guapo: I just wanna know, can I keep you guys' PlayStation before you get lost?
• 1:23:15
  Testecleese: Right? Yeah. Hey, if you get lost out there, I can have your new Xbox, right? Yeah.
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: Speaking of, before we move on to the next topic here.
• 1:23:25
  Testecleese: Wife shared an article with me. I almost shared it to the group, but I knew it was gonna get…
• 1:23:30
  Testecleese: lost in there somewhere, because it was just a Facebook post.
• 1:23:34
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:23:34
  Brian McFadden: And it's.
• 1:23:35
  Testecleese: It screws up when you click on them, but….
• 1:23:37
  El Guapo: My bad, my bad, bye.
• 1:23:38
  Testecleese: No, no, don't worry, I immediately saw that and think.
• 1:23:40
  Testecleese: Shared the article after that, anyway. There was this bear in Pennsylvania, I think it was.
• 1:23:47
  Testecleese: And, they tranked it, because it was in, like, a community, like, a suburban neighborhood. So they hit it with a tranq gun.
• 1:23:54
  Testecleese: Bear wanders off.
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: Whatever, and I start to get groggy from the drugs kicking in.
• 1:24:01
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:24:01
  Testecleese: Fell into the river.
• 1:24:04
  Testecleese: And it was starting to, like, drown, because it couldn't, like, keep itself up.
• 1:24:09
  Testecleese: Everyone's just sitting there recording this and watching it, like, oh my god, oh my god!
• 1:24:13
  Testecleese: Some… some dude sees it.
• 1:24:16
  Testecleese: Kicks off his shoes, dives in the water. There's pictures of this guy, with his arms around this bear's neck, holding its head above water, dragging it back to shore.
• 1:24:28
  Testecleese: … question!
• 1:24:30
  Brian McFadden: Guy, by the way. Russian beer?
• 1:24:32
  El Guapo: Hold on, this is Russia? No, this was in Pennsylvania, but it was a Russian guy. Oh, yeah, they don't fuck a few… they don't fuck a few of beers.
• 1:24:41
  Testecleese: I was completely drained to the point it was gonna drown. They're like, what's it gonna do?
• 1:24:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. But he brings it out, I'm like, so, why, why'd you jump in and save this bear? And he's like, in my country, we don't just let animals die, you know? All you were just gonna watch this thing drown when it couldn't stand it up.
• 1:24:59
  El Guapo: Because everybody here is out of shape and fucking dumb.
• 1:25:03
  Brian McFadden: Well….
• 1:25:04
  Testecleese: Trump's.
• 1:25:05
  Brian McFadden: Fixing that with the President of Fitchens.
• 1:25:07
  El Guapo: Alright, I'll let him continue with the story.
• 1:25:09
  Testecleese: It is open. But that's the thing, is more people would rather pull out their phone and document it.
• 1:25:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they might get Instagram famous.
• 1:25:16
  El Guapo: Oh my god.
• 1:25:17
  Brian McFadden: They want to be influencers.
• 1:25:19
  Testecleese: Be the guy in the video who saved the animal or stopped the rape. You know what I mean?
• 1:25:23
  El Guapo: I bet all of these people, like…
• 1:25:27
  El Guapo: Okay, honestly, dude, we fuckin', we…
• 1:25:31
  El Guapo: People are scared to fucking help, because then you end up.
• 1:25:35
  Testecleese: But you're gonna run.
• 1:25:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:25:37
  Testecleese: Daniel Penny.
• 1:25:38
  El Guapo: Yeah. Maybe even before that.
• 1:25:40
  Testecleese: scary, too.
• 1:25:41
  El Guapo: Should I get old?
• 1:25:43
  Testecleese: And Daniel Perry, too.
• 1:25:45
  El Guapo: I don't know who's that.
• 1:25:46
  Testecleese: he was in Texas, he was in his car, and a group of these, quote, protesters came up, and he had… this guy had his rifle in the street.
• 1:25:56
  Testecleese: Completely legal to carry a rifle.
• 1:25:59
  Testecleese: Right.
• 1:26:00
  Testecleese: He had his rifle at the low ready, but then he lifted his weapon and appointed it at this dude in his car, so that guy pulled out his… his, his pistol.
• 1:26:09
  El Guapo: They're fired.
• 1:26:11
  Testecleese: He got arrested, he actually got convicted, I think Trump…
• 1:26:15
  Testecleese: I think he got convicted and, pardoned by Trump, but I'm not sure.
• 1:26:19
  El Guapo: crap.
• 1:26:19
  Brian McFadden: Me too.
• 1:26:20
  El Guapo: I don't love….
• 1:26:21
  Testecleese: That's what I'm wondering, because he might not have been convicted, or he might have been pardoned by, ….
• 1:26:26
  El Guapo: in this space.
• 1:26:26
  Testecleese: Why can't I think of the Texas governor's name?
• 1:26:29
  El Guapo: Abbott.
• 1:26:30
  Testecleese: Abbott. Yeah, he might have been pardoned by Abbott, like, are you kidding me? The guy tried to kill him.
• 1:26:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:26:35
  El Guapo: But, like, he got arrested because he shot the, … Well, he win.
• 1:26:42
  El Guapo: He disappear.
• 1:26:45
  El Guapo: Because he shot… he shot the guy? Oh, he shot in the air.
• 1:26:50
  Testecleese: He shot and killed him.
• 1:26:51
  El Guapo: Oh, oh, okay, yeah, okay. Yeah, self-defense, though.
• 1:26:54
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, he's like, oh, you murdered him. He's like, he pointed a rifle at me! He's like, am I supposed to let this guy shoot me with a rifle from, close range?
• 1:27:03
  El Guapo: Let's be 100% real here. Also, like, all the people, like, oh, he got a knife, why you have to shoot him? Because he got a fucking knife!
• 1:27:10
  Testecleese: That, and check this out!
• 1:27:12
  Testecleese: At 25 feet distance.
• 1:27:15
  El Guapo: You could get… kill somebody with… people could kill you with a knife.
• 1:27:18
  Testecleese: Not just that, but I can draw and throw my knife.
• 1:27:23
  Testecleese: At 25 feet, or even run up to you, draw my knife and run up to you in less time than it takes you to draw your weapon, take it off a safe, talk it, take aim and fire.
• 1:27:34
  Brian McFadden: Especially if it's in your purse.
• 1:27:35
  El Guapo: It's like, oh, police video about this. They showed it from the air. Yeah. And you can see the… how long it takes for the cop to respond to the knife, running with the knife, you know?
• 1:27:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, and….
• 1:27:51
  El Guapo: You guys see the….
• 1:27:52
  Testecleese: of….
• 1:27:53
  El Guapo: Let's see the ice video, the guy with the machete.
• 1:27:56
  El Guapo: an LA.
• 1:27:58
  Testecleese: No, but machetes are fucking terrifying!
• 1:28:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, this guy's with the machete or something in LA, and the guys arrested him and stuff.
• 1:28:07
  El Guapo: It's interesting to be there.
• 1:28:09
  Testecleese: You can have a machete on you, just don't be brandishing it like, you're gonna hurt.
• 1:28:13
  Testecleese: money, right?
• 1:28:14
  El Guapo: Depends on the state, because now, in Texas, they allow you to carry sores, and I think as long as you got a quiver.
• 1:28:21
  El Guapo: on it.
• 1:28:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, Quiver. Quiver's for arrows, but a scabbard.
• 1:28:26
  El Guapo: Is it covered? Okay.
• 1:28:27
  Testecleese: scabbard at.
• 1:28:28
  El Guapo: Because El Salvador, El Salvador, everybody, you know is somebody who's from the country, which goes to carry a machete with a scabb on it.
• 1:28:37
  El Guapo: And I only see one time when that guy… one of the guys hit another guy with the machete, because they, like, I don't know what happened, but you can see the guy fucking running, bleeding and stuff, and the guy with the machete, like, country guy, you know, the guy, the country hat, country clothing, stuff like that, like, what the fuck you did with that guy?
• 1:28:54
  Testecleese: Oh, I got a machinery!
• 1:28:55
  El Guapo: the guy with the Mercedes, dude. Yeah. Like, everybody's just looking at him like, don't fuck with country people.
• 1:29:01
  Testecleese: I was like, dude, like, did you see what he had on him when we.
• 1:29:03
  El Guapo: Yeah! There's no way to hide it! Why you fuckin' with him?
• 1:29:09
  Testecleese: I'm gonna… I'm gonna tell you that I know as a fact you can carry a sword in Virginia.
• 1:29:14
  El Guapo: got arrested.
• 1:29:15
  Testecleese: Well, they tried to arrest me. They tried to arrest me, and that was when that whole shit went down.
• 1:29:21
  Testecleese: Right over by Lynn Haven Drive. Right now, where Lynn Haven is right next to, Mercury.
• 1:29:27
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:29:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, that was a… that was a lot of fun.
• 1:29:31
  El Guapo: No, I'm not sure.
• 1:29:32
  Testecleese: Perfect.
• 1:29:33
  Testecleese: You know, you know what?
• 1:29:35
  El Guapo: I wish… I wish I was a bike rider.
• 1:29:38
  El Guapo: I would carry, like, a fucking ninja with a fucking star on the back, like, Kill Bill.
• 1:29:44
  Testecleese: Now, dueling katanas on your bag?
• 1:29:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's just my thoughts.
• 1:29:48
  Testecleese: tile.
• 1:29:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know, like… Oh my god.
• 1:29:55
  El Guapo: I tried to ride a bike, and I just horrible it. I fell, and I was like, nope, I'm not trying this.
• 1:30:02
  Testecleese: A motorcycle or a bicycle?
• 1:30:04
  El Guapo: Motorcycle.
• 1:30:05
  Testecleese: What, you just don't know how to do it, or you don't trust yourself, or what?
• 1:30:11
  El Guapo: I try, I fell, like, … I was some….
• 1:30:14
  Brian McFadden: First, you don't succeed, you gotta try, try again.
• 1:30:17
  El Guapo: Well, it was probably my fault, because I tried on wet grass, I was just hanging out with friends and shit.
• 1:30:23
  El Guapo: I'm like,
• 1:30:24
  Testecleese: Oh, I mean, dirt… was it a dirt bike, or like a….
• 1:30:27
  El Guapo: Motorcycle.
• 1:30:28
  Testecleese: Like, yeah, like a Honda or something?
• 1:30:30
  El Guapo: It's like a cow was… it's like a crutch… crotch rocker.
• 1:30:34
  Testecleese: I thought, oh, well, yeah, Honda makes plenty of crotch rockets. They're, they're CBI series.
• 1:30:39
  El Guapo: I don't know what it was, but yeah, it's just like, I never tried.
• 1:30:43
  Testecleese: It's funny, just today I mentioned to the wife, I was like, I think the last time I've ridden any kind of motorcycle was at an Air Force party you took me to. And she looked at me like…
• 1:30:52
  Testecleese: She was like, what are you talking about? I was like, you brought me to some party with your Air Force buddies, and we… we talked to the homeowner, and we went into his garage, and he had, like, 7 dirt bikes, like, 3 ATVs, and I was like, oh my god! And he, like, he's like, Airbn, go take it for a ride! And I went trawling around the neighborhood.
• 1:31:08
  Testecleese: And then I got lost in this, like, the suburban ticky-tacky houses, you know what I'm talking about? They all look the same. They all look just the same.
• 1:31:16
  El Guapo: Cookie-cutter fucking houses everywhere, dude.
• 1:31:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I was buzzing back and forth, like, what's going on here? Until I finally found the park. I had a couple beers, yes, but it was a ton of fun. It had been a while since I'd been on a motorcycle before that. It was real fun to get that thing up on one wheel, and go buzzing down the frickin', little suburban road.
• 1:31:38
  Testecleese: On a bike that was not legal to be on the road anyway.
• 1:31:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:31:44
  Testecleese: And before that, I had a minibike, a little mini chopper.
• 1:31:47
  Testecleese: I think it was 110cc, that went, like, 65 miles an hour.
• 1:31:52
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 1:31:52
  Testecleese: to ride that thing all over Hampton Roads.
• 1:31:56
  Testecleese: Oh, I rode around the streets, a cop would look at me like I'm crazy, but they never bothered me.
• 1:32:01
  Testecleese: Like, he's got a helmet on.
• 1:32:04
  Testecleese: Well, that, they were probably like, I have no idea if that's street legal or not, which it definitely wasn't, and it wasn't registered, but they would always look at me and wave, and be like, oh crap!
• 1:32:17
  Testecleese: It was great, though, that sucker got, like, 80 miles to a gallon.
• 1:32:21
  Testecleese: Nice. Like, I filled it once a year, then I ended up taking gas out at, when I put it away for the winter, you know?
• 1:32:29
  Testecleese: Let's move back on to foreign conflicts. We got way off topic there for a minute. Brian shared me this article, and it says.
• 1:32:36
  Testecleese: Chinese ship crashes and showdown with Philippines boat in contested waters.
• 1:32:41
  El Guapo: You just did a video?
• 1:32:42
  Brian McFadden: I thought it was, like, another article said it was two Chinese vessels.
• 1:32:47
  Testecleese: Two Chinese ships were trying to intimidate.
• 1:32:49
  El Guapo: Filipino.
• 1:32:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 1:32:53
  El Guapo: Tell the video?
• 1:32:54
  Brian McFadden: And then, yeah, I think I saw it. And then the, …
• 1:32:58
  Brian McFadden: And then the Philippines boat tried to render assistance, and Chinese declined it.
• 1:33:03
  El Guapo: Okay, they were chasing the Filipino boat, I don't know why, but you can see they collided.
• 1:33:08
  Brian McFadden: Because these are the islands that the freakin' Chinese have built man-made islands.
• 1:33:14
  El Guapo: Yeah, ….
• 1:33:16
  Testecleese: What kind of boat was it, though?
• 1:33:17
  El Guapo: They look like cruisers. They look like cruisers and stuff, I'm like… But it was so bad.
• 1:33:24
  Testecleese: The Chinese, the Chinese ships, yes, I'm saying this Filipino boats.
• 1:33:26
  El Guapo: No idea, you can only see the Fantel video. You didn't see it? I can send you the video and stuff, it's hilarious.
• 1:33:32
  Testecleese: I saw the picture of the two wrecked Chinese.
• 1:33:35
  El Guapo: Oh, no, they were, like.
• 1:33:36
  Testecleese: do that.
• 1:33:37
  El Guapo: They're like somebody… the con officers suck.
• 1:33:41
  El Guapo: whoever's telling the other one, like, had…
• 1:33:43
  El Guapo: what to do and stuff like that. He suck ass.
• 1:33:47
  Testecleese: It sounds like they had no coordination between vessels.
• 1:33:50
  El Guapo: You can… yeah, well, it's just closing… oh, yeah.
• 1:33:54
  El Guapo: And you can see the seamans on the fuck's all put in a bully, like, we about to hit put the fucking, like, those feather things.
• 1:34:03
  Testecleese: bounce off.
• 1:34:04
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:34:05
  El Guapo: I said, like, you cannot stop that shit, like, it's gonna hit, it's gonna hit.
• 1:34:09
  Testecleese: Oh, that was tens of millions, if not hundreds of millions of dollars in damage.
• 1:34:13
  El Guapo: It's a voxel, though. I don't think it's that, like, expensive, honestly. Depends on what kind of Chinese labor you get out of it.
• 1:34:20
  Testecleese: I don't know, you got… you have to pay guys to, like….
• 1:34:24
  El Guapo: Well, China, you just get the slave from, you know.
• 1:34:29
  Testecleese: They're a communist, yes, but they're, they're a capitalist communism, which is weird.
• 1:34:35
  Testecleese: You can still own property, which is strange.
• 1:34:38
  Brian McFadden: And you can still get rich in China.
• 1:34:41
  El Guapo: As long as the Chinese government agrees with what you're doing.
• 1:34:44
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:34:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, you can ask the… what's the name of the guy from, …
• 1:34:48
  El Guapo: What's the name? He got fucking… he lost all his money.
• 1:34:53
  Testecleese: China just took it.
• 1:34:54
  El Guapo: Yeah, what the… Hey, I sent you the video so you can see it, dude, real quick.
• 1:35:01
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, do you know how to share stuff? You can share this video, you know.
• 1:35:05
  El Guapo: No, I don't. I don't got… this is a, it's an Instagram, too, so… Yeah. Instagram.
• 1:35:13
  Testecleese: Well… I don't waste my time with that.
• 1:35:15
  El Guapo: Well, that's the only, that's the only way I could watch videos, like, randomly and stuff, like, oh, okay.
• 1:35:20
  Testecleese: I use YouTube or Rumble for that mostly, but…
• 1:35:24
  Testecleese: But anyway, in response to this, Trump sent two, U.S. warships.
• 1:35:28
  Brian McFadden: words.
• 1:35:29
  Testecleese: these dispute laws.
• 1:35:30
  Brian McFadden: is on… It's got music! It's stupid!
• 1:35:35
  El Guapo: Does it got music?
• 1:35:37
  El Guapo: Well, just fucking mute it, and like.
• 1:35:39
  Brian McFadden: I'm working on it!
• 1:35:41
  Brian McFadden: I had to figure out where the mute button was.
• 1:35:49
  Testecleese: Scarborough Shoal, I guess is the, whatever.
• 1:35:53
  Testecleese: Berry.
• 1:35:54
  Testecleese: Hey, the two Chinese ships collided earlier this week while chasing a small Philippine, ship.
• 1:35:58
  Testecleese: The high seas accident raised concerns about maritime safety and questions about the extent to which the U.S. should involve itself in long-standing tensions between those countries.
• 1:36:07
  El Guapo: Why? Okay, here we go. You can see, like….
• 1:36:10
  Brian McFadden: That is too close.
• 1:36:13
  El Guapo: Too close. Their fucking head.
• 1:36:15
  Brian McFadden: I know they hit!
• 1:36:18
  El Guapo: Like, you can see the Filipino shape.
• 1:36:19
  Testecleese: ….
• 1:36:20
  El Guapo: You've written… like, this is a.
• 1:36:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, look, I can see right through the front end of that shit.
• 1:36:24
  El Guapo: You can see the number. Yeah, it is, like…
• 1:36:27
  El Guapo: This is the chase, okay? They're chasing this guy, he's like….
• 1:36:31
  Testecleese: That first ship… oh, yeah, I was gonna say, it looks like a U.S. Coast Guard vessel, maybe it was a Filipino Coast Guard.
• 1:36:37
  Testecleese: No, no, no, this is Chinese, Chinese… Coast Guard.
• 1:36:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, this guy had recorded right here, the Filipino, yep. The fair tail, that's a Filipino. Boom!
• 1:36:45
  Testecleese: And they always hit the Filipino ship, too.
• 1:36:47
  El Guapo: But you go back a little bit, you can see they're, like, fucking tossing the fenders and stuff, like….
• 1:36:53
  Testecleese: Oh, God.
• 1:36:54
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's not included in the video you shared.
• 1:36:56
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no. Wasa, you see, like, before this one, hold on…
• 1:37:02
  El Guapo: Hold on, it's gonna come up in a second….
• 1:37:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, for anyone who's just listening….
• 1:37:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, there's a big hole in the front of the ship, right above the waterline. Look at that, you tell me that's got expensive defense!
• 1:37:14
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, you can assume.
• 1:37:15
  Testecleese: The front end was crumbled, dude!
• 1:37:17
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's it. Like, it's not… like I said, it's not millions of dollars, but… well, yeah, actually, depends on labor and, like….
• 1:37:24
  Testecleese: The deal alone is millions of dollars.
• 1:37:27
  El Guapo: You could… if you recycle it….
• 1:37:30
  Testecleese: Recycle it!
• 1:37:31
  Testecleese: Okay, so now you're talking about, we're gonna melt it down, and….
• 1:37:35
  El Guapo: Like, okay, you know what? Actually, all you have to do is cut.
• 1:37:38
  El Guapo: It's like, down ships get put together, they don't fucking build it from scratch up, like, well, I don't know if they got the technologies yet, but that's how ships are built right now, that you do, like, sections, and you put it together.
• 1:37:52
  Testecleese: Yes, they'll cut out the damaged section and put in a new piece, and that hunk of steel that they just lost is probably 3 quarters of an inch thick, and that was, what, 10 feet high? 10 feet tall, at least by….
• 1:38:04
  El Guapo: 50, 20….
• 1:38:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, that's a big piece of steel.
• 1:38:09
  El Guapo: I mean, let's not give Chinese tips right now. Why don't you say, like… But… it's… that's… it's…
• 1:38:17
  El Guapo: You could cut it and probably replace it within a week.
• 1:38:20
  El Guapo: Let's be honest, if you got the money? Wait, they got the money.
• 1:38:24
  Testecleese: God. Anyway, … We sent out the USS Higgins, it's a guided missile destroyer.
• 1:38:31
  Testecleese: And, the USS Cincinnati is a literal combat ship.
• 1:38:34
  Testecleese: I'm still not sure what a littoral combat ship is.
• 1:38:38
  Brian McFadden: It's a newer class of Shiva.
• 1:38:42
  Brian McFadden: And I think it's… it's, like a flat-bottomed boat, so it can go in closer to shore.
• 1:38:51
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:38:53
  Testecleese: What about that,
• 1:38:55
  Testecleese: We don't need to keep making new ships out, but whatever.
• 1:38:59
  Brian McFadden: I'll look it up for you here and see.
• 1:39:02
  Testecleese: … So.
• 1:39:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's a relatively small, fast, agile warship designed for operation in near-shore environments.
• 1:39:12
  Testecleese: Sounds like a frigate.
• 1:39:13
  Brian McFadden: They are designed to counter threats like mines, submarines, and fast service aircraft.
• 1:39:18
  Brian McFadden: There's only two, there's only two ships. The Freedom and the Independence.
• 1:39:24
  Testecleese: What's the Cincinnati, then?
• 1:39:27
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like that's a sub.
• 1:39:29
  Testecleese: It said, it said USS Cincinnati, a literal, was sent over there with a, ….
• 1:39:35
  Brian McFadden: Oh, there's two classes, okay, the Freedom and the Independence, yeah, okay, yeah, so there's more than two.
• 1:39:42
  Testecleese: Oh, like a CVN or a CVC, a CV?
• 1:39:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you know, like, Carl… the Nimitz-class carriers, and the Ford class carriers?
• 1:39:50
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:39:52
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:39:54
  Testecleese: These COVID mRNA shots, apparently they're creating, quote, numerous off-target products, and by that, they mean sticky, spiky things that get in your blood and get stuck in your heart, and damage your heart.
• 1:40:10
  Testecleese: I wonder if this could have anything to do with all the, world-class athletes dropping dead on the field of play after getting these shots.
• 1:40:21
  Testecleese: No? Am I the only one who put those two together?
• 1:40:25
  Testecleese: It's just… all this stuff is coming out with long-term side effects.
• 1:40:28
  Brian McFadden: Well, and this is one of the reasons why, you know, that the CDC has gotten rid of funding for mnRNA virus vaccines. I mean, there's nothing saying that drug companies can't continue testing and making them.
• 1:40:44
  Brian McFadden: But the federal government said, no, they're not gonna pay for any more of your, you know, research.
• 1:40:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, go ahead, do your research, get a vaccine that works! Awesome. And what's even better, if you get one that works effectively and doesn't have these side effects, after the proper
• 1:41:01
  Testecleese: vetting process that we're supposed to do that Trump skipped, okay? Here we go, I'm gonna…
• 1:41:07
  Testecleese: Tear Trump a new asshole on this one.
• 1:41:11
  Testecleese: He was the one who did Operation Warp Speed. He was the one who skipped the process to test these drugs properly first. Yeah. He was the one who said two weeks to slow the curve, that then turned into states locking people down and arresting people for going to church.
• 1:41:26
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:41:27
  Testecleese: And then they came out with this 6-foot rule, and then it turns out this shit can travel 25 feet from your breath. So the 6-foot thing, even Fauci said, yeah, we just kind of made that up and made people feel better.
• 1:41:40
  Brian McFadden: Alright. What the….
• 1:41:41
  Testecleese: What the fuck? You have a viewer on YouTube?
• 1:41:44
  Testecleese: Or do we?
• 1:41:44
  Brian McFadden: Yo.
• 1:41:45
  Testecleese: Is it Michael?
• 1:41:46
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:41:49
  Brian McFadden: He says, alright, you bastards, I'm watching now. Robert Kiyosaki.
• 1:41:54
  Brian McFadden: And… it's right below her nose, the mute button.
• 1:41:58
  El Guapo: Ha ha ha!
• 1:41:59
  Brian McFadden: That's probably to me when I was trying to figure out how to Instagram you.
• 1:42:02
  El Guapo: Yeah, sweetheart.
• 1:42:09
  Brian McFadden: ….
• 1:42:10
  Testecleese: The former New York governor, I'm guessing that's Cuomo?
• 1:42:15
  El Guapo: Yes. Yes.
• 1:42:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, he gave, M'dani a hard time, because he saw….
• 1:42:20
  Brian McFadden: He's in a rent-controlled apartment!
• 1:42:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:42:22
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:42:23
  Testecleese: He's paying $2,300 a month, and… he's loaded. He's worth a ton of money. He's actually the very guy…
• 1:42:30
  Testecleese: that he wants to make illegal in New York.
• 1:42:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:42:34
  El Guapo: So, what's good for the goose is not good for the gander.
• 1:42:37
  Testecleese: Or his mom, his mom has, like, a friggin' multi-million dollar mansion.
• 1:42:45
  Testecleese: And then he wants to, like, basically price control all of these apartments, and didn't, …
• 1:42:51
  Testecleese: Shoot, was it Arkansasound that did an experiment in these government, grocery stores that just closed down?
• 1:42:58
  El Guapo: Yes, they did. The letter, …
• 1:43:02
  El Guapo: The letter for non-profit organization, a non-profit organization run it, and they had to, like, subsidize it.
• 1:43:10
  El Guapo: And they were asking for one more money, they're like, no, we can't afford you no more.
• 1:43:14
  Testecleese: Must be… did you see the… they showed pictures of it. The shelves were all but empty, and the food was all rotten. It's like, I wouldn't eat any of this garbage. It's like, well, welcome to the friggin' government-run shit. And you can say, oh, it's not government, it's no government.
• 1:43:27
  Testecleese: How many of these, quote, non-profit organizations closed down as soon as we cut off USAID?
• 1:43:34
  Testecleese: You can't tell me your non… not non-profit, you can't tell me you're a non-government organization, and then not have any funding once the government… or have to shut down once the government stops paying into USAID.
• 1:43:46
  Testecleese: Like, you're obviously some kind of government organization, even if you're not officially a government organization, if you can't survive without their money.
• 1:43:54
  El Guapo: And you can see about the results now, like, how they don't… there are no protests, nothing going on.
• 1:44:00
  El Guapo: You know, like, nothing crazy extreme, you know, because we're not getting paid.
• 1:44:04
  El Guapo: There's no more money.
• 1:44:06
  Testecleese: Man, who's gonna stop crying?
• 1:44:09
  Testecleese: Like, let's be real, who's gonna stop shoplifting at a place that nobody owns?
• 1:44:14
  Brian McFadden: Honey.
• 1:44:17
  Testecleese: Nobody's gonna go out there and call the cops, because they don't give a shit. You know, I mean?
• 1:44:22
  El Guapo: We're gonna go and pull the camera, yeah, so that can be the latest decision.
• 1:44:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm just… there.
• 1:44:30
  Testecleese: And I understand why the guy stalking the shelves doesn't give a shit.
• 1:44:33
  Testecleese: But, you might at least be like, hey man, call the cops, this guy just walked out with a cart full of stuff. Or, if it gets so bad, the guy who owns the place is gonna start locking shit up, or hiring security.
• 1:44:46
  El Guapo: Yeah. Protect his bottom line.
• 1:44:48
  Testecleese: But the government won't do that.
• 1:44:51
  Testecleese: And, you know, it's like, oh, look, all the food's gone. But no money came in. Huh, I wonder where it went.
• 1:44:58
  Brian McFadden: It was shoplifted.
• 1:45:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:45:01
  Testecleese: Just like…
• 1:45:02
  Testecleese: How many places have you been where you had to ask someone to open the cabinet to get razors to shave?
• 1:45:09
  El Guapo: Mmm… I'm trying to avoid those places.
• 1:45:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because you don't shave.
• 1:45:15
  El Guapo: No, no, I still shave.
• 1:45:18
  El Guapo: I still shape… I had the shape bite right here in the bottom of my neck.
• 1:45:24
  Testecleese: Electric clippers will do that if you're just doing the… well, the neck is a little different.
• 1:45:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, I still got… I get the double-sided blade, the old-fashioned ones.
• 1:45:33
  Testecleese: Oh, a safety razor?
• 1:45:35
  El Guapo: No, no, no, the one that, like….
• 1:45:37
  Testecleese: Fair.
• 1:45:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:45:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're called safety races, when you have to screw them down in the top.
• 1:45:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:45:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just the last time I bought a racer blade.
• 1:45:46
  Brian McFadden: I love that one.
• 1:45:47
  Testecleese: Those… those things last a long time.
• 1:45:49
  El Guapo: I know, I was, like, every time I finished shaving, I hit it, wash it with hot water, and, like, dry it with a towel.
• 1:45:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, so….
• 1:45:57
  Testecleese: It will dull, but it takes a long time.
• 1:45:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, like, dude, like, 10 years ago since the last time I bought racer, because I bought, like, a stack.
• 1:46:06
  El Guapo: Yeah. I haven't been through them all of them yet, so….
• 1:46:09
  Testecleese: It's funny, living in Virginia, actually at the end of my Navy enlistment, I actually was using a straight edge. Like, if the blade folds out and….
• 1:46:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, I still got one.
• 1:46:19
  Testecleese: barber.
• 1:46:20
  El Guapo: I got one of this, I still haven't learned how to use it.
• 1:46:23
  Testecleese: Oh, man, you gotta keep that sucker sharp, or you will cut yourself something nasty.
• 1:46:28
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:46:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's… here's something a lot of people don't realize. A dull blade is dangerous. Oh, yeah. Because it'll slip, it'll slip, and then you slice yourself with the part that's not dull.
• 1:46:43
  Testecleese: Bro!
• 1:46:44
  Testecleese: I think we already mentioned AOL is ending the dial-up.
• 1:46:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. … Not on the show, I think we….
• 1:46:52
  Testecleese: That's what we did.
• 1:46:53
  El Guapo: No, no, no, just, I brought her up, it just, they just canceled this week.
• 1:46:57
  Testecleese: I could've sworn we brought it up last week, but alright.
• 1:46:59
  El Guapo: No, it was this week, that's why I put it there.
• 1:47:03
  Testecleese: Trump says gold is not affected by these tariffs.
• 1:47:08
  El Guapo: What kind of goal?
• 1:47:10
  Testecleese: gold, like, if you want to buy bars of gold.
• 1:47:13
  Testecleese: Which, I mean, cool, I guess.
• 1:47:16
  Testecleese: I still can't buy, Russian money, which… remember when this war started, right away, I was like, we need to stop buying these, rubles?
• 1:47:25
  Testecleese: Because it's gonna, you know, it's gonna dump.
• 1:47:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's not allowed.
• 1:47:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, they were like, no, you can't do that. I was like, why not? Why can't I buy….
• 1:47:33
  Brian McFadden: Go to the exchange and get Russian currency.
• 1:47:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:47:38
  Testecleese: I guess probably handing them… yeah, handing them U.S. dollars helps them pay for their war ever, but…
• 1:47:44
  Testecleese: I don't know, I should be able to go to the exchange and get some, though, and when they run out, they just can't get more, you know?
• 1:47:51
  Testecleese: I didn't even know there was any dial-up internet still out there, truthfully. Only AOL, from what I understand. And I remember when I saw this the first time, I was like.
• 1:47:59
  Testecleese: I didn't know AOL was still around.
• 1:48:01
  Brian McFadden: I didn't either! I stopped getting discs a while back!
• 1:48:04
  Testecleese: I know that they got bought up by Yahoo.
• 1:48:06
  El Guapo: I thought they just got absorbed, I didn't realize you could still, like.
• 1:48:09
  Testecleese: Sorry, onto the internet.
• 1:48:11
  El Guapo: Not anymore, not anymore.
• 1:48:13
  Testecleese: Does he still go, you've got mail?
• 1:48:17
  Brian McFadden: I think it's still… Well, that's AOL mail.
• 1:48:21
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, you sign into AOL, and it would let you know right away if you had.
• 1:48:25
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:48:26
  Testecleese: Beautiful.
• 1:48:26
  Brian McFadden: I had CompuServe when it was dial-up.
• 1:48:30
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:48:30
  Testecleese: We had AOL when it was dial-up.
• 1:48:32
  El Guapo: Yes, I do.
• 1:48:33
  Testecleese: Way back in the day, with the AI. AIM?
• 1:48:37
  Testecleese: I remember we're.
• 1:48:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the instant messenger!
• 1:48:40
  El Guapo: I remember before internet, we… my stepfather had a computer, and all I had… all I could play in that was, like, solitary.
• 1:48:47
  El Guapo: That's like….
• 1:48:48
  Testecleese: Trail.
• 1:48:49
  El Guapo: No, I just have solitary, and … oh, the Minecraft.
• 1:48:54
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, we get to find the bombs? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and ….
• 1:48:58
  El Guapo: Oh, my super, yeah, my super. You know, it's like, okay, cool, whatever, I thought you could do more to it, but unless you, like, actually know what you're doing, they're like.
• 1:49:07
  Testecleese: spreadsheets.
• 1:49:09
  El Guapo: Yeah, but… no, you need… I don't know, Microsoft came out with spreadsheets back then.
• 1:49:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. The internet, by the way, predates most people knowing anything about it for the longest time.
• 1:49:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:49:21
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:22
  Brian McFadden: I was on the internet in the 80s.
• 1:49:24
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:49:24
  El Guapo: Ludini, for real?
• 1:49:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, late 80s, yeah, I was on the internet.
• 1:49:29
  El Guapo: Yeah, because I remember, I remember that my parents, my stepfather had a computer.
• 1:49:35
  El Guapo: But no internet until, like, the late, … like, 95… I'm sorry, 97, 98, that's when he had internet.
• 1:49:43
  Brian McFadden: I was on the internet long before then.
• 1:49:45
  El Guapo: We had dial… we had dial-up AOL, probably late 80s at my house.
• 1:49:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, me too.
• 1:49:50
  El Guapo: Just like, get off that father, I need to….
• 1:49:53
  Brian McFadden: And I was in… well, I was in San Diego at the time, and, you know, that was a higher.
• 1:49:57
  El Guapo: Yep, bro.
• 1:49:58
  Brian McFadden: hilarious, so… Yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 1:50:00
  Testecleese: I used to play a game called, … well, I actually still make it Red Alert, Command & Conquer.
• 1:50:05
  El Guapo: That's familiar, that's familiar.
• 1:50:06
  Testecleese: Right, it's a war game.
• 1:50:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:50:09
  El Guapo: you know, typically it's U.S. versus Russia. Hold on, let me see, red alert.
• 1:50:13
  Testecleese: I would call my buddy up, like, hey man, you wanna play Command & Conquer? I'd be like, yeah, I was like, alright, I'll call you, okay?
• 1:50:19
  Testecleese: He's like, yeah. So he'd go sit down at his computer, and he'd boot up the game and hit.
• 1:50:23
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:50:24
  Testecleese: Play online, and he just had to accept a call, and he would wait for his computer to say, incoming call, and he would click the button, and my computer would call him directly.
• 1:50:35
  El Guapo: We can play….
• 1:50:36
  Testecleese: with each other.
• 1:50:37
  El Guapo: I remember this game, yeah….
• 1:50:40
  Testecleese: God damn, dude. Now, now you've….
• 1:50:44
  Brian McFadden: Y'all didn't know him.
• 1:50:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, but now you log into your Xbox, and you play it against 30 other guys in a freaking Call of Duty game.
• 1:50:51
  El Guapo: And….
• 1:50:52
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? There's no lag, no nothing.
• 1:50:55
  El Guapo: I see the Battlefield 6 now, like, damn, that's gonna look good.
• 1:51:00
  Testecleese: I gave up on Call of Duty when Modern Warfare came out. I liked the, …
• 1:51:05
  Testecleese: World War I, World War II said if they had….
• 1:51:08
  Brian McFadden: But remember when Biden said everybody should learn how to code?
• 1:51:11
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:51:12
  Testecleese: Then all the Republicans started saying the same thing, then all of a sudden it was racist and mean.
• 1:51:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but then AI took their jobs, and now they're all working at Chipotle.
• 1:51:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, share that, like, I was like, oh my god. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, no. Because all this feminists, like, oh, yeah, we're getting all these degrees and shit, like, why? So you can end up learning how to use a sandwich?
• 1:51:38
  Brian McFadden: They don't make sandwiches at patrol….
• 1:51:40
  El Guapo: I know, but I said sandwich and burritos…
• 1:51:44
  El Guapo: I'm sorry, you know what? You wanna make a sandwich, you wanna make a burrito, I'mma take it, I'll take it.
• 1:51:51
  Testecleese: Okay, I would just like to make a quick point here. Actually, let me bring up a thing. Woman, she was on Bravo, I guess, for a while, now she's a social media influencer.
• 1:52:01
  El Guapo: Jesus.
• 1:52:02
  Testecleese: these people that voted for Trump shouldn't be allowed to eat at Chinese food restaurants, or Mexican food, or Indian food.
• 1:52:08
  Brian McFadden: All these places are gonna go out of business.
• 1:52:10
  Testecleese: Well, she's like, no, they should all have to go to Cracker Barrel. I was like, first of all, Cracker Barrel's awesome. Yeah. Okay?
• 1:52:16
  Testecleese: For the second roll, what….
• 1:52:19
  Brian McFadden: most Mexican food you get is all actually American food, and these things… Yeah, Tex-Mex.
• 1:52:24
  Testecleese: Tex-Mex. But here's the thing, is like, do you really think people that speak Spanish would call their food Little Donkey, or Donkey Baby, depending on what you want to call it? Burrito?
• 1:52:35
  Testecleese: Isn't that little, small donkey?
• 1:52:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, you know why? You can load it up with whatever you want.
• 1:52:42
  Brian McFadden: I'm their friendly doggie.
• 1:52:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's why I called Little Ducky, because you can load it up with whatever you want.
• 1:52:50
  Testecleese: Do all the work for him!
• 1:52:51
  El Guapo: Yeah!
• 1:52:54
  Testecleese: No, and it's funny, though. Like, China's like, oh, Chinese food. I'm like, do you realize the Chinese are eating.
• 1:52:59
  Brian McFadden: They don't eat anything like the Chinese food we get in America.
• 1:53:03
  Testecleese: They're not.
• 1:53:03
  Brian McFadden: I ran…
• 1:53:04
  Brian McFadden: We've… all three of us have been around the world, we've eaten Chinese food in every country we've ever been in, and it ain't nothing like what we get in America.
• 1:53:10
  El Guapo: Dude, I went to… there's a Chinese restaurant right here, they got, like, duck…
• 1:53:14
  El Guapo: Roasted duck, just hanging in the hangar. You can see the eyeballs and everything.
• 1:53:19
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's the thing, is usually when you get the actual Chinese, they're eating food, the eyeball's still in it.
• 1:53:24
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're like… most of the people eat rice and beans everywhere.
• 1:53:28
  Testecleese: Oh, and apparently they're eating fucking bats they're finding in caves, right? Isn't that what they told us with COVID?
• 1:53:36
  Brian McFadden: That's China, China. That's downtown China. Woo-ha! No, no, not like us! Uptown China! We're Chinese!
• 1:53:45
  El Guapo: We get to fucking humps fried rice at this house!
• 1:53:49
  El Guapo: No, but yeah, like, Indian food, Indian food, Carrie got… what's it got? Carrie got invented, like, somewhere….
• 1:53:57
  Brian McFadden: England!
• 1:53:58
  El Guapo: Yeah!
• 1:53:59
  Brian McFadden: India.
• 1:54:00
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:54:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. The United Kingdom made most of that food, because they…
• 1:54:05
  Testecleese: owned India, and, was it Chicken Tiki Marsala or something like that? Yeah.
• 1:54:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:54:11
  Testecleese: Like, the only dish most people will eat from an Indian restaurant.
• 1:54:15
  El Guapo: Yeah. It was made in Scotland!
• 1:54:18
  Brian McFadden: It's me with Haggis!
• 1:54:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah! The project you guys made.
• 1:54:24
  El Guapo: Dude, the Scottish got… howdy going on?
• 1:54:27
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 1:54:28
  El Guapo: What happened? I don't know what happened.
• 1:54:30
  Testecleese: And then they lie to us, so we eat haggis instead of fried chicken.
• 1:54:33
  Brian McFadden: We could've got….
• 1:54:36
  El Guapo: They could've beat fuckin', the pop-up.
• 1:54:39
  Brian McFadden: KFC!
• 1:54:40
  El Guapo: KFC, by the fuckin' dropped the ball a long time ago.
• 1:54:44
  Testecleese: Oh, man. Yeah, exactly. They could have cashed in on this early.
• 1:54:49
  Brian McFadden: I don't know what this means, but… He's got Luke Oil stocks.
• 1:54:54
  El Guapo: Who?
• 1:54:57
  Testecleese: I don't know what Luke Oil is. Is it a cannabis company, or is it an oil company?
• 1:55:01
  Brian McFadden: That's the oil company.
• 1:55:03
  Testecleese: Maybe it's… maybe it's an Indian oil company.
• 1:55:07
  Testecleese: I don't know.
• 1:55:09
  Testecleese: Check this out, though, Google just got busted.
• 1:55:12
  Testecleese: Collecting all these, grand old party fundraising emails.
• 1:55:20
  Testecleese: Marking them as suspicious, and dumping them into spam so that you never get them?
• 1:55:25
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 1:55:25
  Testecleese: But you still get the ones from the Democrats asking for money. Now, luckily, I've never given money to either party, because I say, fuck them both.
• 1:55:32
  El Guapo: Yeah, yup.
• 1:55:34
  Testecleese: So I don't get a shit ton of emails, I don't get the, hey, hey, Jeffrey, it's, it's, Don Jr.
• 1:55:40
  El Guapo: I still get those, I still get those.
• 1:55:43
  Testecleese: Every $5 you send is one more illegal gone.
• 1:55:50
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:55:52
  Testecleese: And, … the Supreme Court's actually been officially asked to, have a look at the, …
• 1:55:59
  Testecleese: Oh, boy, I can't remember what that was called.
• 1:56:01
  Testecleese: The decision that allowed same-sex marriage?
• 1:56:05
  El Guapo: Descent… oh, no, oh.
• 1:56:07
  El Guapo: It was about the lady from West Virginia. No, was it from West Virginia?
• 1:56:12
  Brian McFadden: I don't see anything happening with this.
• 1:56:15
  El Guapo: I don't know.
• 1:56:16
  Testecleese: 4… it was 5 to 4 last time.
• 1:56:19
  Testecleese: And those.
• 1:56:19
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I guess we did get rid of Roe vs. Wade after a while, but I mean….
• 1:56:24
  Testecleese: all they had to do is kick it back to the states, and be like, it's the state's decision, not the federal government's decision. That's what they did with….
• 1:56:30
  Brian McFadden: Roe vs. Wade.
• 1:56:32
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:56:34
  Testecleese: So we'll see. You know, you might be able to get married in Massachusetts, but when you go to, Kentucky, they won't recognize your marriage certificate.
• 1:56:45
  Testecleese: We'll see. Now, this is… they've just been asked to pick it up. This doesn't mean they're even going to listen.
• 1:56:49
  Brian McFadden: No, yeah, they get to pick and choose what cases they take, so….
• 1:56:53
  Testecleese: They might be giant cowards there, I'm not touching that with a 100-foot stick, you know what I mean?
• 1:56:57
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:56:59
  Brian McFadden: That's where I put my money.
• 1:57:01
  Testecleese: That's what I thought was abortion, too, but…
• 1:57:04
  Testecleese: the Dobbs decision came down anyway, you know? So I was just… Of course, Ginsburg even said, it was like, yeah, this ain't gonna last. We need… if you want this to be a thing, you need legislation. You need to make it an actual law, and not just a, … an interpretation of what's going on, because it always… she even said, because it could always just be overturned later.
• 1:57:23
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:57:24
  Testecleese: And it was.
• 1:57:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:57:27
  Testecleese: Anything else that you wanna talk about? You wanna…
• 1:57:30
  Testecleese: The illegals collecting Social Security? Do you give a shit?
• 1:57:34
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 1:57:36
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:57:37
  Brian McFadden: I've been gone for close to 2 hours, so….
• 1:57:39
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, let's pinch off this giant turd.