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FULL SHOW: LIVE FROM WELLINGTON · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Welcome is the biggest show is our.
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  Speaker 2: Biggest shoe speaker with Jessie smiling.
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  Speaker 3: And get your mad barshets your mad bashts.
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  Speaker 2: Why from a para dog and beautiful lyle Bay.
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  Speaker 4: Wellington, You, my friends, I listened to the big show
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  Speaker 4: brought to you by.
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  Speaker 5: Reburger, handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and kill me eats. That'll
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  Speaker 5: change the game.
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  Speaker 2: Chimps. Yeah, good ship. How are we all here? By
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  Speaker 2: the way, great crowd and you're good. Yeah baby, that's
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  Speaker 2: what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of good Margie, you Stallion, you Greek Adonis, you
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  Speaker 4: stud Hell's Life.
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  Speaker 6: You again pretty grassy, you made dog your six son
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  Speaker 6: of a bee. And as I look around Parrot Dog
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  Speaker 6: here we are absolutely ram to the gunnals with backbones.
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  Speaker 6: You know. Let me put the call out to any
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  Speaker 6: female that might be in the area of Wellington. If
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  Speaker 6: you are looking for a man with brown here between
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  Speaker 6: the ages of twenty five and thirty, get your ass
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  Speaker 6: down here, because every single one.
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  Speaker 4: Of them is at the Parrot Dog totally. Man, it's
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  Speaker 4: a massive sausage vest.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of which, good a keazy Hell's Life mate was
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  Speaker 2: that me?
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what man, You're looking good, Keezy, you're
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  Speaker 4: looking good. You're here's all buffy and stuff. You're looking
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  Speaker 4: You're looking great mate.
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  Speaker 5: As always, I woke up this morning and I thought,
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  Speaker 5: I wonder what hoodie Jason is gonna wear. I hope
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  Speaker 5: he was that really shitty Westy one, and then I'll
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  Speaker 5: find one that matches. We both look terrible, but it's
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  Speaker 5: great to be down here in Wellington. It's the first
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  Speaker 5: time we've been down here at a bar doing a
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  Speaker 5: live show. How good bloody good. And I'm start to
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  Speaker 5: see how many people have already arrived. Yeah, and I
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  Speaker 5: look forward to seeing how many people joining the fun
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  Speaker 5: as well. If you're knocking off work, make sure you stop.
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  Speaker 5: I will be here till seven on are and then
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  Speaker 5: we'll be carrying one after that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, this is a real opportunity.
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  Speaker 6: If you are on the airwaves, you're driving around your
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  Speaker 6: car and Wellington, get yourself down here and we are
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  Speaker 6: going to make some really bad decisions tonight and you're
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  Speaker 6: going to have a whole lot of regrets tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: So get down here quick, beautiful.
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  Speaker 4: And speaking of what we were wearing, I'm glad to
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  Speaker 4: see you wore your floaters today, Kezy.
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  Speaker 2: Your shoes there.
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  Speaker 6: And on that note, if you want to get a
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  Speaker 6: selfie with keezy shoes today, just form a queue.
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  Speaker 2: Come on out. We're going to be doing an all
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  Speaker 2: show beautiful.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, We've come to Wellington to take photos and shoes.
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  Speaker 5: That's good shit.
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  Speaker 2: Queens of the start Age, Yeah why not?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, good ship.
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  Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkeys.
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  Speaker 4: Indeed Jimmy Eat World there on the radio Hot Archy
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  Speaker 4: Big Show this beautiful Thursday afternoon live from Parrot Dog
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  Speaker 4: and Beautiful beautiful Lyle Bay and Wellington. If you're in
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  Speaker 4: the area, come on down and say good Ay.
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  Speaker 5: Jason, you know that Parrot Dog is one of New
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  Speaker 5: Zealand's largest independent crap breweries. You're joking, hey, of course
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  Speaker 5: we are here to celebrate the fact that Beer Varner
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  Speaker 5: is taking over sky Stadium tomorrow down here in Wellington
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  Speaker 5: after the entire weekend. It is two days on hundreds
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  Speaker 5: of beers, so at cocktails, eats and beats. I don't
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  Speaker 5: know why that's funny. The Saturday day session has already
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  Speaker 5: sold out. Domus your shot tickets moving Fastbeavarna dot co
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  Speaker 5: dot nz. That is why we are here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to be there tomorrow, by the way, when
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  Speaker 4: bows on, aren't we fellous with boos on?
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  Speaker 2: But right now it's time for the.
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  Speaker 4: Pole, a very easy one today because we're here Wellington,
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  Speaker 4: yes or no, bogie.
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  Speaker 5: You were born and were not born and raised, but
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  Speaker 5: you have lived in Wellington for what two decades?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I lived here for about sixteen nine years and I
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  Speaker 6: was running my prime keysy it was two thousand and three,
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  Speaker 6: around about twenty nineteen, so I was writing the thick
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  Speaker 6: of it, right in the thick of it. So from
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  Speaker 6: my point of view, it's absolutely Wellington. Yes, some of
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  Speaker 6: the best music in the country. Film obviously, the arts
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  Speaker 6: is unbelievable. You've got all the politicians here. It's just
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  Speaker 6: tick tick tick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure sure.
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  Speaker 4: Look, you know, from my point of view, there's a
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  Speaker 4: lot of people out there that will say that Wellington's
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  Speaker 4: a ship hole.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I like a lot. Yeah. People say it's
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  Speaker 2: an absolute dumb.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah totally and feel free on three four eight three
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  Speaker 5: to give your opinion.
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  Speaker 4: And there's lots of sort of weird sort of act
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  Speaker 4: type yeah, you know, and all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: I won't have any of that kind of chat.
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  Speaker 4: I've been down here many times, some good times and
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  Speaker 4: some bad times over the years.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you. But for Hoidy J.
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  Speaker 4: I mean the harbor, look at that beautiful beach over there,
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  Speaker 4: the howling gales, the pissing rain, what about that, The plot,
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  Speaker 4: that empty plot there, the falling down buildings, big tick
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  Speaker 4: for Hoidy J.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And the thing when I think about Wellington, I think
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  Speaker 5: about like a thriving city. Yeah, totally, you know what
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  Speaker 5: I mean, Like bars and restaurants just popping up all
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  Speaker 5: over the place.
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  Speaker 6: It's so good here that the homeless from all over
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  Speaker 6: the country move into Courtney Place.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It's the most coveted homeless community possibly the world, I'd say.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So look three four eight three, give us your
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  Speaker 5: opinion on Wellington. The big pole is Wellington, Yes or no?
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  Speaker 5: And people are already asking why my voice sounds about it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, just yet. You had a big night, that's all.
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  Speaker 2: Have you just done that? You know?
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  Speaker 4: I remember coming down to Wellington onths speaking of the homeless,
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  Speaker 4: and you know, and and I remember walking through Courtney
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  Speaker 4: Place and this dude just shoulder barged me from behind
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  Speaker 4: just came sprinting up and shoulder barged me, and I thought, God,
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  Speaker 4: I've never felt more welcome in my life.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, though, This is great shit.
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  Speaker 6: You know the homeless they know a week bastard when
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  Speaker 6: they see one. And he was hoping it had knock
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  Speaker 6: all the loose change out of your pockets.
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  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, well it was in my early day, so
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  Speaker 4: there was no loose change going on on the frave three.
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  Speaker 5: Four eight three, Send three your opinions on Wellington. How
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  Speaker 5: about this one, Mogi, This will warm your heart. Wellington's
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  Speaker 5: all g oh yeah, man, yeah, I get it. And
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  Speaker 5: that person's now in the drawer for a fifty old
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  Speaker 5: reburg about your Wellington as a total shithole.
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  Speaker 6: I think both of those are up for the new
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  Speaker 6: catchphrase Wellington. It used to be absolutely positively we Wellington.
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  Speaker 6: I remember, I think I think now it's Wellington. It's
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  Speaker 6: all g.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a.
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  Speaker 5: G three four eight three though, keep the text coming through. Also,
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  Speaker 5: if you're here in the crowd at Parrot Dog, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 5: do join us. We're here for another couple of hours.
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  Speaker 5: Feel free to send through any messages anything you'd like,
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  Speaker 5: Any shout outs you'd like read out, Yeah totally, we
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  Speaker 5: love that.
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  Speaker 6: And there's going to be some some food tabs on
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  Speaker 6: offer as well. You will keep the updated on that
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  Speaker 6: boil down here we're giving away thousands of dollars in food.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Great. Up. In the meantime, it's ha a bit
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  Speaker 2: of pool jam share.
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
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  Speaker 4: Actually John Pitty and the Heartbreakers. There you're listening to
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  Speaker 4: The Big Show live from Parrot Dog and Beautiful Lyle Bay.
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  Speaker 4: The Big Poll today, Wellington years or now. We've got
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  Speaker 4: a few texts in on three four A three there Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people are split on Wellington. It seems
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  Speaker 5: everyone that lives in Wellington thinks it's okay and everyone
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  Speaker 5: else thinks it's a bit of a shit hole. Hey,
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  Speaker 5: do you mind if I transition into shout out? Its
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  Speaker 5: quite a lot of them have come through. Yeah, go
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  Speaker 5: for it man, Hey fellas, I'm just down at the
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  Speaker 5: live show. Can I get a shout out for my backbone?
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  Speaker 2: Mum?
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  Speaker 5: And no, no, it's all g good day fellas here
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  Speaker 5: at Parrotdog. Just a quick one does hoidj always practices
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  Speaker 5: golf swings during the break.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I do. It's graduated. It used to be cricket shots.
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  Speaker 4: To be cricket shot and now it's golf swing and
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  Speaker 4: you get bold every time. Just nipping off of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: To see me here on the middle stime heading the
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  Speaker 4: top of off, just.
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  Speaker 5: Hearing the crowded lands. Wouldppreciate a shout out to the
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  Speaker 5: wetter Ice hockey team. We've got our final at seven
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  Speaker 5: fifteen tonight.
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  Speaker 4: Wow you were were you winn Ice Hockey team, witter
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  Speaker 4: Fue Good on you? Oh you're the backbone that bought
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  Speaker 4: me some cheese balls.
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  Speaker 2: Good on you mate.
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  Speaker 5: That's Willie Fellas. One thing we decided to le we
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  Speaker 5: discussed it on yesterday's show was a tip chart. Yeah man,
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  Speaker 5: we've decided at live show we're going to have the
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  Speaker 5: big show tip jar. So Pugs has put it together
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  Speaker 5: there and you can see its size if you hear
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  Speaker 5: it the live show. It represents what we're expecting. It
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  Speaker 5: is a bucket that you'll usually fill with laundry, So
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  Speaker 5: we're just gonna pop the Hoho ducky big show tip
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  Speaker 5: jar on the side of the table there and you
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  Speaker 5: just feel free to put anything in there.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 6: This all comes out of the back of Keysy going
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  Speaker 6: out for a birthday dinner the other night, and to
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  Speaker 6: his horror, when he went to pay the bill, the
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  Speaker 6: restaurant had the cheek to ask for a tip from
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  Speaker 6: him and Keysy but you know, you're pretty you're pretty.
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  Speaker 2: Tight with a dollar. Brother.
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  Speaker 6: I think everybody knows that you are absolutely fuming that
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  Speaker 6: they would even start to asking you for an extra dollar.
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  Speaker 6: So you brought it into the show to talk about it.
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  Speaker 6: And to be fair, all of us hate the idea
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  Speaker 6: of tipping. Uber's always asking for a tip, restaurants are
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  Speaker 6: always asking for a tip, So we thought, well, if
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  Speaker 6: fake and ask for a tip, why not ask on
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  Speaker 6: the Big show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, Mogi.
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  Speaker 4: And you know, in fairness, if you think it's a
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  Speaker 4: terrible voice break, you don't have to tip. If you
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  Speaker 4: think it's a great voice break, then you know. And
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  Speaker 4: and when we say tip, Fellers, yeah, it doesn't necessarily
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  Speaker 4: have to be cash.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it could be some durries, maybe cheese balls.
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  Speaker 2: It could be cheese balls. It could be I don't mean,
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  Speaker 2: who came and pour some beer in it.
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  Speaker 5: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: Who knows what could end up in the bucket at
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  Speaker 4: the end of the night. And I tell you what,
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  Speaker 4: if that bucket is filled with cash, We're going to
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  Speaker 4: check it on the bar.
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  Speaker 2: What do you say, Yeah, most of it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we ever discussed. They thought were just going to
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  Speaker 5: pocket it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I reckon, we checking on the bar.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, look, the tip jar is there. Feel free
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  Speaker 5: to put whatever you want. We've got cheese balls in
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  Speaker 5: there at the moment. We were given some lovely daffodils
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  Speaker 5: by the death of Dude as well, so we might
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  Speaker 5: put some dafodils in there. So it's already it's already
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  Speaker 5: paying off fellers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And one thing I've heard about people in Wellington is
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  Speaker 5: that they are extremely generous.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just talking out of the crowd here and I'm
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  Speaker 6: seeing nothing but blank faces.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, that's what I'm seeing. I don't think it's
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  Speaker 2: going to go very well.
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  Speaker 5: In that Wellingtonians don't want to be known as tight
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  Speaker 5: asses as well as they don't look.
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  Speaker 2: At the moment.
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  Speaker 6: But I think another few beers and I'll get a
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  Speaker 6: bit blurry eyed and they'll have a few good ideas.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon, come five thirty, it'll be pouring in fields.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, mate, good stuff there Fields.
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  Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
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  Speaker 2: Tune in on radio.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 4: Big Show live from.
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  Speaker 2: Parrot Dog and Lyle Baby for Wellington. But right now
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  Speaker 2: it's time for You've got me there a big show. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Would you rather? Now?
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  Speaker 6: This this comes from the you would have heard these
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  Speaker 6: around the place? The would you rather? Would you rather?
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  Speaker 5: That?
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: All that?
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  Speaker 6: It's been around for probably forty years and the Big
• 10:50
  Speaker 6: Show's just jumped on the bandwagon.
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  Speaker 2: Now people are absolutely loving They're they're lapping it up. Yep.
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  Speaker 6: So we've got a new one today for you, and
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  Speaker 6: this is a bloody good one here. This one here
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  Speaker 6: is would you rather? Would you rather have a slow
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  Speaker 6: dance with your partner to your favorite song?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Or yes? Or get struck by lightning? That's a
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  Speaker 2: tough one.
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  Speaker 4: It's a tough well, it's not really that tough, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: because I mean, in my case, I've got two left feet,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, And I'm easily triggered and
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  Speaker 4: i get easily aroused.
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  Speaker 2: So the old slow dance can have a kind of
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  Speaker 2: can be quite embarrassing for.
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  Speaker 4: Hardy j would that because it's noticeable?
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  Speaker 5: Megan, let's just say that she'd be able to ignore,
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  Speaker 5: like something just bumping into a shin though, wouldn't you Well.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I don't know if it
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  Speaker 2: would be bumping into a shin keezy, but sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Ah.
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  Speaker 2: But then there's that thing too, because.
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  Speaker 4: Like you get struck by lightning. I mean sure you
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  Speaker 4: could be killed, yeah, horrifically yes, ah, but it also
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  Speaker 4: may give you superpowers. I don't know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that does happen.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna ask a question for Jason's sake. Is it
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  Speaker 5: just to one song you have to slow dance? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's only for one song, right, Okay, and you're struck
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  Speaker 5: by lightning, which could kill you. Yeah, and has killed many, many,
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  Speaker 5: many people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean it seems pretty straightforward to me, does it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What are you thinking?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm not really thinking about anything. For me, it
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  Speaker 6: would be I'd be happy to slow dance with my wife,
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  Speaker 6: but not in front of people. Yes, I wouldn't wanted
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  Speaker 6: to do public.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah right, so, but you prefer so in that
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  Speaker 5: case if there are people watching, Yeah, you'd rather get.
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  Speaker 6: Str be struck by lightning. Yeah, really, well, because it's
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  Speaker 6: it's not one hundred percent that you'll die, but there's
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  Speaker 6: nothing of like that. You know, you're dying of embarrassment
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  Speaker 6: if you're dancing with you you're not.
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  Speaker 5: Actually it's zero percent of you actually dying.
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  Speaker 6: You know, like you say, oh God, I died of embarrassment,
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  Speaker 6: and that's how you feel. And then every time you
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  Speaker 6: think about that time that you dance with your missus
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  Speaker 6: and you died of.
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  Speaker 2: Embarrassing, you die again. Yes, if you get struck by
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  Speaker 2: a lightning and you die from that, you only die once.
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  Speaker 4: Do you want to die sort of slowly and with humiliation?
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  Speaker 4: Or do you just want to go out and go
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  Speaker 4: out in the bed? Do you want to be split
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  Speaker 4: in half by a lightning bolt? And it's just a blaze.
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  Speaker 6: The thing about it is, Man, if you get struck
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  Speaker 6: by lightning, how cool is that? Did you hear about
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  Speaker 6: old Mogi Man he got struck by light what a leg?
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  Speaker 6: What did you hear about Mogi?
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  Speaker 2: I saw him? He was slow? Yeah, no good, it's
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  Speaker 2: not good.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think there's anything embarrassing about me slow dancing
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  Speaker 5: with my wife.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's a bit of a weird.
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  Speaker 5: I mean she's don't she's a bit of a don't
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  Speaker 5: we talk about this?
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  Speaker 2: Look, you know, I love your wife talks about that
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  Speaker 2: as well. But she is a bit weird, that's all.
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  Speaker 2: And you know she's a good bastard.
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  Speaker 4: She's a good bastard, but she's just a bit she's well,
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  Speaker 4: you're right, she's an odd fish.
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  Speaker 2: She is. She's harmless, she's harmless.
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  Speaker 4: She means well, she means well, a bit icky, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but I mean clear room, kicking, clearer room.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just thinking of Actually.
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  Speaker 4: Now that I think about it, was that you and
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  Speaker 4: your wife and you wearing your big float of shoes
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  Speaker 4: and your lovely wife there being a bit a bit weird.
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  Speaker 4: So you'd rather that than be struck by lightning? No?
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  Speaker 5: Not if my weird wife is involved. Absolutely, I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to be seen with her.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, actually, if I think about it, you'd be fine
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  Speaker 4: if you were wearing those shoes are shoes and you
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: were struck by lightning, be grounded you mean that massive
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: amount of rubber on the brown there, or if.
• 14:46
  Speaker 5: I'm next to you because I can hide under your nose,
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: So yeah, actually I'll lock it and I'll get struck by.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Struck by lightning.
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: But standing next to Hoidy, Jason.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy, Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mikeman and Kiss.
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: Joy Division there on the radio, Honarkey, Big show, This
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: beautiful Thursday afternoon line from Parrot Dog and beautiful lie
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: or Bay.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Just a reminder too of the titcher that we've got
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: on the desk there. Feel free to contribute.
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: So far we've been given a belt, a folk left license,
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: and a spare key for a Toyota Coldina somewhere, an
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: upper hat, great shaft that's already really good.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good. Now we've got the managing director
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: of Parrot Dog with us. Now that's what he did
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: a your man right?
• 15:35
  Speaker 8: Great?
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Can I can I ask you first and foremost man,
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: it's just your normal sort of turn out for a Thursday.
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: Afternoon, well every second Thursday.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: We got the quiz night.
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: Okay, pretty bluddy busy. But I have to say this
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: is this is quite unique for.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: You should check in the question would you rush? Yeah,
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: you should do it?
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: Would you rash with your missus? Will get struck by
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: a lightning? That'll make a great quiz question.
• 15:57
  Speaker 7: Then I have to show sorry and to say what
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: an absolute privilege and honor to have for the big show.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: But yeah, beautiful, Yeah, man, it's a privilege and an
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: honor to be here. What can I ask? How long's
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: the old Parrot Dog been going with? Just before we
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: do that?
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Actually, Keezy just said to me, you got the name
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: from the fact that your dog et a parrot?
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Is that true? I didn't say that.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: What you talk, you've better nail on it. You've obviously
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: done your research, Teezy. We'll come into it. I didn't
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: say that I have no idea what parrot?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: And here we are, right, and that was.
• 16:32
  Speaker 7: That took place about twenty eleven, so we've been.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Up to that.
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: Is that actually what happened? Because I don't know where
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: he got that from. That's not the original story is
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: way later than that last, right, We got to keep
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: that one.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: That's weird. So you started off twenty and eleven.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: And it seems to me, you know, because it's beer
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Vanna and stuff and breweries are popping up here, you've
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: got to have a bit of passion for it, don't
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: you what?
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: Fairly passionate?
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if I remember correctly, Whatddy and you and I
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: used to work together and film I think it was
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: might have been Hobbit, which is everybody's favorite Lord of
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: the Rings movie, and we went it was years ago.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: And then, if I remember you pretty much, you found
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: the golden ticket because you had a couple of mates
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: that started the brewery out of their garage.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Is it something along those lines?
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: And you just jumped on the coattails and now here
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: you are absolutely quit on a ticket.
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: No, I've just been absolutely hands on the plate, a
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: little bit like in the Hobbit work. But no, we
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: exactly that the Hobbit right up. A lot of inspiration
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: working with you, you know, just you've got to go.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: And then yep, the.
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: Lads were just getting into building the brewery and I
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: we didn't hung around waiting for the pickups, you know,
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: the next movie to come along. And here we are
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: thirteen fourteen years later.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: Yes, is it true that it was out of a
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: garage initially? And how did you end up here? Because
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: this is a bloody great premise as you've been here
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: for a while. But I vaguely remember that it happened
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: in stages.
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, browing in the bath R Street the two
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: original lads were home brewing, and then that moved us.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: So you were brewing bear in a bar on a
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: spelth and pubic hair floating around and stuff.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Were you part oh mate?
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: But it takes so good so yeah yes, but yeah,
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: some big parties.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: In the early days.
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: And then that moved over to Vivian Street where we
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: took it to the first Bury commercial there and then
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: we've been out here since two about the seventeen.
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, she's a bloody huge establishment. And from what I understand,
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: you're going to be back out at Beavana, which I
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: think kicks off tomorrow if my memory sues me.
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: Not a hell of the show lined up, actually a
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: bit of a light show featuring all of our them
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: to release artworks, plenty of yours on on on the
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: pouring units and yeah, we're just going to have.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: A great display of be Yes. That sounds great and
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: I can't wait to see it. Get a whatdy keazy
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: here and hope? Well great?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Thanks?
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: What are on the shoes?
• 18:44
  Speaker 9: I have to I can't not mention them?
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: Thanks, mate, They're not that biggo They're fine, They're enormous.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: But what was it like working with Mogi back in
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: the day. Man was he like, was he leaving his
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: keys behind and losing his wallet and stuff?
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: Funny mentioned key because I mentioned I just remember his
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: has sat out for sades beds.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what year was that?
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: Maybe early early norm.
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: He thought he was Peter Jackson driving into the studio
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: every day.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, really, absolutely, that's true.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: It was a hell of a vehicle for someone who
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: was a runner to be driving around, which was entry level.
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: But yeah, when I found out what he is, you
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: can afford to buy in Mercedes, you can't afford to
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: own one, and so I had to get rid of
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: it because it was costing halfway.
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: But you would have been breaking it in on the
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: hobbit mate.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, totally. I didn't even get an audition for that,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: which is weird. Strange, which is weird when you think
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: What he given my size, they could have saved on
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: making here.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: They wouldn't have had to do any sort of sort
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: of special effects or anything. I don't. It just wandered
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: in there and.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Here you are though here, I am here, I am
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: in the top radio DJ earning teams of dollars.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: How many beers do you make here? How many? How
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: many beers are you running.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: We're running about a dozen beers a vivanna itself, but
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: here we've got eighteen.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: So we're lots of beers at all times.
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: Yes, there like a philosophy, lots of heat as long
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: as it tastes good quality beers. Okay, the beers that
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: we're enjoyed drinking, not random, you know, like obscure ingredients. Beers,
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: just nice, sit down look at this place. You know,
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: it's just come on the beats here just to enjoy
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: the hospitality, and.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: You'll be sot tooth going into spring and Samurai. Imagine
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: the numbers pick up a bit too, with the with
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: the good weather.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Numbers strip pick up, mate, this could be the peak
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: of the year though.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who knows. We've got to get to some chunes now.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: But bloody good of you to put twenty thousand dollars
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: on the bar. What oh wow, wow, mate, you.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: All those saving back straight on the bar. Thanks for
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: joining us, and make sure you check our parent Dog
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: down at Beer Vanner tomorrow and also on Saturday. Tickets
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: still available for some of the sessions Beavana dot Co,
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: dott In Zigs. What's this song? Jason?
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: What?
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Jason? It's Jet.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: You're on hod all right, yeah good The Hodarchy Big
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Indeed, Jet there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon live from parent Jog and beautiful ly All
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: Bay now plenty coming up after five o'clock because we're
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: on the road, we're going to have a special Thursday
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Throbber Fowlers, that's right.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: The way we do this at live shows now is
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: we each play a snippet of a song, just like
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: the regular throbber. However, the locals here in Wellington have
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: to vote for which one they want to hear. That
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: involves making a bit of noise, and the idea is
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: you've come to a strange town. You've got to impress
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: the locals with your musical taste. Yes, so I can't.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: And there's also punishment whenever we do this on the road.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: So we've got a giant shot which is two thirds
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Tabasco sauce and a little bit of water there just
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: to sort of help it because it was quite chunky.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: So the loser will have to do the shot at
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Tabasco sauce and Jason's got a funny tummy soybe, don't vote.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Don't vote for him because we don't want him to lose.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: I'm into it, man, I'm into it. Oh you want
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: to lose hopefully too.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: We'll have a little chat to that league legend, Charlie
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Gabba after five o'clock.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to meeting him in the flesh fellas.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: Yep, so am I and I do just want to say,
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: there's a hell of a room down the front here,
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: So if you're at the back of Parrot Dog here
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: there is room here to bring your chears down pushing
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: Jason Wakes's personal space to be interrupted as we all do.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: We really want to cram this up, get the vibe going,
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: so don't be shy, come on and fill this space.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Beautiful the Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: It's the Whole Lucky Big Show. Who's God Forever? Oh Yeah?
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Live from Parents Dog and beautiful ly Albey this beautiful
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon. I'm really stoked, Mogi that you've got all
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: the people to press up nice and close and to
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: crash the Big Show and their little space there.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: It's nice for you to be able to feel the
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: weight of the expectation, or when's he going to say
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: something funny?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now, listen, I think do we all know what
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: the thrubber is? What we do on a live show is.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: That, well, you do a throubber, but the live audience
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: decide when it just by noise.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Now Keys is going to explain it properly.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: I was sitting there the whole time, going, man, this
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: is a kind of half last way of explaining it.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: So basically the idea is you've walked into Wellington, you've
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: never been here before. You've got to impress the paradog
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: locals by picking an absolute belter of a tune, and
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: you guys vote by making a whole heap of noise.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: We've got the order pre sets, and we've also got
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: a punishment. Whoever loses the thrubber. We'll have to do
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: that shot, which is two thirds Kai tire fire, which
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: is a delicious hot sauce, one third water, just.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: To take the edge off.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah all right, So howdy j mate, do you wanna
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: do you want to kick us off with your we throbber?
• 24:05
  Speaker 6: Here?
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: What have you got?
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: I've got a new Zealand classic fellows say, give me
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: a bit of support far enough, Okay, it's not a
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: bit of a stack.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: That's not the part I would have you picked that
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: part of that. So I'm gonna you know, I didn't look.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: Look, that's just a classic Hordy j throber. I don't
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: know what to tell you, all right, this is my choice.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: By the way, bombs.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: This is not good for me.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: No, this happened last time, all right, So bomb funking
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: that's what I've gone for. Bomb funk They're a new bed.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: It's too out and.
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: For me personally, obviously, it's been a bit of a
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: said last couple of months with a passing of DJ
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: MoU Chris Fayum.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: So that's why I have gone with Fat Fruity's Drops,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Sleas and Arrows.
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: So that's just the precursor. You know what the songs are.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: Now I have a think about it. We're gonna go
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: to another tune. We're gonna go to another tune and
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: then what do you Jay will do it? Sho I mean?
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: And then we'll figure out who has won and who's last.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: The Thursday Throbber, he's the.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Black the Hiarchy, Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: In on radio. It's the Hole Big show drover. Yeah,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: come on, man, your ella. Well we each Tuesday tune.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: The live audience decides which one they love the most
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: by making the most noise yes, and the loser gets
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: to scull that delicious glass.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: What is it?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Kai Tai Fi?
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a beautiful New Zealand made hot sauce. So
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: you're supporting local hood. I mean, whoever ye supporting local
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: which is great. And the idea is you pick a banger.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: It impressed the Wellington locals and jas would have What
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: did you start with, Jason?
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: It just Junior is in New Zealand.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Just get fired.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Come on now a bit of Hello sailor man. Okay,
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: it's there was a really date part of the song.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, it's a date part of the song. I
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: chose a brand new tune from Bond Funk m Seas.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: It's called Freestylers Sweet.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Mouse.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're playing the whole song now, So we're at
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: the end of this. We're going to point to each
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: person and then we'll do the big cheer. Right for me,
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: it is Wellington, It's Fat Freddy's drop it swings and arrows.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Alright, So the Thursday Troubber Live Wellington edition, we'll start,
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: We'll go this way, and you guys just make noise
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: for which song you want to win?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: First of all, who votes for Hello sailor Blue Lady?
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Hoidy?
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: Jhi?
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: That's been to turn around.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: That you were sulking?
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: That was good. No, this is a true story.
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: I've been getting massive stomach cramps and explosive.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Diarrhea for the last two days.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: So the idea that I'm going to punch that down
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: is not thrilling me.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: But if I have to, by God, I won you.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: That reminds me. Actually, if anyone wants a photo with
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: Jason any point?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Who wants to vote for Kezy bonb Funk MC's free Styler?
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Oh god, well jeez, that's been a turn around. That's
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: a shocker.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: And then of course Mogi, well.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: All right, and then just and then one one final one,
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: who's voting for Kezy? That that's pretty good. A lot
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: of people are back there in the dining area.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Who's what already?
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Jane Cazzz Jazy Jazz j.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: With the water, the Hdarchy, Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Mike Minogue and Kesey.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Had Freddy's dropped there on the radio.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: Hold Archy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon live from Parrot Dog.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: And Lyle Bay, Wellington. We've just hit the shopper.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: There was a resounding winner was Magie and there was
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: a resounding loser.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, Kiez, see how you doing? Kesey? All right? Mate?
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: Well Keesy to he feared to Kezy And I'm only
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: speaking for him because he's now currently trying to drink
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: a glass of ice and I'm not even I'm not
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: even joking.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: There's no water in it. I overheard him talking to Pegs.
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: He said, Pugs, Pugs, could you go up and see
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: if they save ice cream?
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Here?
• 30:15
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, Kezy's hanging out for an ice bin. So I
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: don't know, Kezy, How is it? Brother? What's going Steve?
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: It's really good?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, your voice is actually sounding better, is it? Yeah? Look,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: I so you've had a couple of buckey bombs, but
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: other than that, you look great. Back what it is?
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: And me and I had this when he did the
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: show with us down in christ Hich. He did the
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: same thing, and you do the shot and you're like, oh,
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: that's all g and you far off the fat Freddies
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: and the Wellings and locals are loving this, and then
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: all of a sudden, it's like in your stomach, it's
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: like molten lava down there. Yes, and the back of
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: my throat and the like the top of my mouth
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: really really hot.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't believe it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: And so I asked for if they had like an
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: ice cream Sunday, and they brought out a pint of
• 31:03
  Speaker 5: ice cube.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: So I'm just gonna yeah, but I thought of a
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: rule for next time.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Yes, a rule, new bit of edmind.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Next time we do it would play the songs we
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: won't say whose song is Who's right?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: Think it's like an anti keesy conspiracy.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm happy to I'm happy to do it easily.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: The second favorite out of all of those songs was
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Blue Lady. Yeah. People, they too bomb funking. He's compared
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: to Blue Lady.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Well, you know what happened initially, because initially it was
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: a bit of a muted respond It was.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I was stunned they hadn't heard it for decos exactly.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: And and I think the emotional impact silenced the crowd,
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: and then they had time to think about it went
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: oh god, I love this song so much.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: They just want to see me drink hot stores.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Just a reminder too, of the are in the corner,
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: please contribute to the tip jar.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: How are we looking, felons?
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: A pair of socks, I've got a packet of cheeseballs
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: about a key to a Toyota cal dina, A handful
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: of durry, Yeah, a handful of dus.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: That's good stuff. What's on a hot wheels car?
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: New and packet?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: What's on that nipkin?
• 32:22
  Speaker 8: There?
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Someone give us your phone number.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: That's just like a thing.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Us a.
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Incidentally, by the way, if you need a Connie, you
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: know who you are, SKay.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Old pats On here, he's the backbone of the show.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: But if you're if you're running short of Connie's, old
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: Connie Patson.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Will sort you out of a Patson.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Get on you, your messic backbone, Get on you your
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: messy clack phone.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Hey, hopefully soon we'll be talking to Charlie.
• 32:59
  Speaker 8: Is he here?
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I've even seen him? You point them out if you
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: see him? Yeah, good stuff. In the meantime, let's go
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: to another.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Dune Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Kisey the Radio ho Dokey Big Show and it's going
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: off a Parrot Dog and Lyle Bay she's filling up.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: I just want to say, read the tip jar over there.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Please don't be putting darries in there. Don't be doing that, okay,
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: because I'm I'm right on the edge at the moment
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: and I'm quite happy doing them vaping.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: And if I see a whole plethora of siggi's in there,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: it might just break me. Forelous, I don't see where
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: you should ruin my night. Then yeah, no, that's true
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: for you. Thanks fill it with Darries.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: We are running a tip jar, by the way, because
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: that seems to be a thing that's creeping into New Zealand.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: We've got a whole list which will go through shortly.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Am I right in saying Pugs that we had some
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: actual money going there?
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: Is that right?
• 33:51
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Very much?
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: Two bucks and one American dollars, So we've had our
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: first cash going to the buck out good ship. It's huge.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Our very is range. I have the one dollar bill
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: from America is rolled out. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: To deal with that is that is kind of a
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: bit dog Just what a weird way to store your money. Yeah,
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: well that's my fifty back to New Zealand, isn't it?
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: One one American?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: One dollar? Yeah?
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: Actually, can I have that dollar? Hey, fella's interesting situation
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: I'm facing on Saturday, and Mogie, this is about you
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: as well.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: Actually I'm going to a baby shower. I'm going to
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: a baby shower. Yeah, and it's my first ever baby shower. Yeah,
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: And I was trying to figure out why it's my
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: first every one because a lot of my friends have
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: had babies. But it's because traditionally, I think the females
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: go to the baby shower. Yeah, that's a thing, and
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: that's what chock it up now, it's just kill So
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: I've been invited. It's at like one pm on a Saturday,
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: three hours and I just don't know what to sort
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: of like, what do you do with a baby?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: What do I do with a baby shower? I'm thinking
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: a six pack of beers?
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, at least not no, no, what I don't
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: respond totally, but I'm not it's not a you know,
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: a pissa. So I'm just I was like a six pack.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: The Wars are playing later on, so I have my
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: wires jersey on as well. But I was like, that's
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: a kind of like here for a mellow afternoon.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: Well what is a baby shower? So you go around
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: there and everybody gives presents. I'm assuming to the mother
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: to be the mother. She opens them in front of
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: everybody that's given her the gifts, and everybody sits around going.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Is that what it is? I think? So, so you're
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: going to have to practice your can I just tell you, fellers,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: and I've never been to you.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: You go and then rub her belly a lot, because
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: what I found with pregnant woman did you want me
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: to do it? Is that they love people constantly coming
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: up to them and rubbing their belly.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Oh really.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: But one of the weirdest gigs I ever did was
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: when I did a baby shower when I was stripping,
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, that was full on, man,
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: because Aaron to the Wines old Hody Jay just popped
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: out there and and my job person stuff.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: It was. It was crazy stuff. Are you were dancing
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: to Blue Lady Man? Weirly enough, it was so weird
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: A little bit of down.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: What was the baby's name?
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I hadn't been born yet, they hadn't named.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Surely this is the baby has now been named.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. It was just a stripper being
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: high and you know what I mean, it was just
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: a gun.
• 36:24
  Speaker 10: For Jesus man, I was man handled that day too, man, geez,
• 36:29
  Speaker 10: if I could just bring it back to me, yes, Uh,
• 36:34
  Speaker 10: what I was after was advice and what I'm supposed
• 36:36
  Speaker 10: to do it.
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: Well, I think you should turn down the invitation, yes,
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: because I think there's very few places where a woman
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: can go to be happy about motherhood on their own
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: with other women.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: And I think you stepping in on.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: Excuse me, stepping in on the safe place, which is
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: what you're doing, will undermine and ruin a very special
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: time in any mother's wife. And I think you've got
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: to god and cheek keasy even pushing your way into
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: such an event.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: And it's shameful behavior. Ah yeah, I mean I mean,
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: do you want to go?
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: No?
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: I mean yes, because they're very close friends of mine.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: But I don't want to push my way into a
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: baby shower if I'm not welcome. I just thought I
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: was welcome, because they said it to us, like, hey,
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: we'd love for you both to come to the baby shower.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Right yeah, yeah, but I'm apart from my stripping, I've
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: never been to a baby shower, you know what I mean?
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Because back in my day, in my route and days,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: if I could put it like that, you know, it
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: was it was woman only moke, Yes it was, and
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: there was no there was no.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: Thought of a man being there, right, you filthying the
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: place out, but there's still someone hired you as a
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: strip up.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: That occasion there.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Sure you dressed as well as I say.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: It's a cowboy.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: I had my leathers jobs, but nothing underneath, right okay,
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: and a cowboy hat and a little bandanna is here?
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Oh when you see the prisons?
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah okay, so they've opened a prison. Yeah it's a
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: little like Onesie.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, little Onesie. That's really good, man? Is that good?
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: They're going to be so happy to have you there.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, cool, I'm excited now sell.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: The Whodarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: In I'm wearing a Lincoln Park heer on the Radio
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: hod Archy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon live from Parrot
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: Dog and Lyle Bay.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: That's right, we're down here in Wellington for beer. Varner
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: Parrot Dog are going to be there as well. If
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: you are interested in beers and food and siders and
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: cocktails and all sorts of things. There are still some
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: tickets available for some of the sisions at Bavanner down
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: here in Wellington. Here to Beavanner dot co dot in
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: zid to grab your tickets. They are selling out fast.
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: We've actually got a few to give away tonight, which
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: is bloody exciting.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really exciting.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so you'd like to win some and get a
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: backbone shit, come down to Parrot Dog, Lyle Bay, Wellington.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: How good? Really good? Last break there.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: Old Keesy here was regarding us with the young He's
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: going to attend a baby shower first time, which is
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: a bit of a shock because generally it's been reserved
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: for females will attend the baby show.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: There's no there's no equivalent for males.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: I don't know why that is, but you're saying, Keezy
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: that your mates have decided to make it mixed and
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: men and women have been invited to come along.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and traditionally one other time I think we did
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: a thing called wedding the baby's head, which is where
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: you and the fellers just get steamed.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: That's yeah, that's that's right.
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: So while your your partner is still in the hospital
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: or recovering from the birth, you go out and get
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: maggeted for about a week.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Wait, I don't know that was that's traditional. That's tradition,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: and you can't mess with tradition, keezy. So you've got
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: all that in front of them and you give out cigars. Yeah,
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: that's right, wow steamed? Yeah exactly.
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: It used to be that across from Wellington Hospital down
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: here there was a bar and when the wives would
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: go in and they would give birth, they were literally
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: not allowed to be in the birthing suite and all
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: the far as we go over to the pub across
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: the road, and then eventually the phone would ring. The
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: hospital head calls them up and says, your wife is
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: given birth.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: You can come on over. You've got a son or
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: a daughter or whatever it might be.
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: And he is, you know, he's absolutely hammered because she's
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: been in labor for twenty four hours and he's been
• 40:13
  Speaker 6: at a bar for twenty hours.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Ago. Was this ah.
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: For me?
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: About six years ago.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: I actually I was in the birthing suite with my wife,
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: but she was making so much noise I had to
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: get out of there, you know what I'm saying.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, look, I know that birthing is hard, but
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: you know, I was a bit over the top. Yeah.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: So I went across to the barley and had a
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: few beersy sir, just to settle my nerves. Yeah, I know.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: But one of the things you were doing there, kizy,
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: when they unveiled like the onesie for example, Yeah, yeah,
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: presents for the baby. I was a little bit concerned
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: about your Ah, you know what I mean, because.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: It's going to come across as sincere sincere.
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: All right, so you've just opened a little toddler romper
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm ah, no, that's what you're taking the perce. Yeah,
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: that's like you're massively taking the pass. Yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: I don't want to take the person.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you're mocking. Yeah. Yeah, still not good.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: You see what you're that little lovely Yeah yeah, little
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: should I go down like oh no, no, no, that
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: doesn't work. Probably more app it's app you know, it's
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: like yeah, yeah, sort of like that.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: But just sort of level there, okay, sort of like
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: oh yeah, yeah, I would go I would I would
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: go more.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Right, So sort of like because that you know, it's
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: good because birth and birthing is a very primal thing.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: But we're not at the.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Birth yeah I know, but we're yeah, we're opening in prisons.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Baby sit so yeah, you know, and they they pull
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: up you remember we used to have a little backbone onesies.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And I remember the first time I saw those,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, you know what I mean? And
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: that was just a naturally and the wise I understand
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: that on a primal level.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: Okay, so we're at the baby shower. They've opened it.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: It's a backbone onesie. Yes, I sort of just like, yeah,
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: that's can you do it again? Give it another try,
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: give it another whirl.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: You can't laugh, man, I'm gonna click, not a tend
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: We're not going to take this seriously.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Man, I'm not gonna bother Keysy pay backbones.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: Here's a bit of rage better.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: And Kissing Nirvana there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: This thusday, evening live from Parrot Dog and Lyle Bay.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: If you're in the area and you're not here, squeeze
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: yourself in because it's going off now, coming up after
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: six o'clock.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: As always on a Thursday, What's on the Dinner with me?
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Keysy how would just massively, massively popular. Kezy was a
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: bit iffy about doing it today, but I said, no, Sari, Bob,
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: we're firing it off, mate.
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: And as soon as you mentioned it, the whole place
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: went off. Yeah, we're often at the prospect.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: I just I just think we've come all this way.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: We're doing a live show at a pub. It's going off,
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: raiging against the machines play. I don't think we just
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: stopped down while I read out who what's having for dinner?
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: Around you?
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: I just feel like it's boring.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: People love it. It's they do man. It's rock and
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: roll GI yeah, man.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: And that includes the people that are here and of
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: course the people across this great nation of ours.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: On three four eight three.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: That's right, text, that's what you're having for dinner. Every
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: single text in the draw for a fifty dollars reburger voucher.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Beautiful.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: The whole aiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days and four on radio Darkey.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome back him as a backbone.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: So hope you're our Thursday evenings going along tickety boo.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: This is a big show live from Parrot Dog and
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Lyle Bay. By the way, the Big Show brought to
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: you by Reburgers.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how's that? How good and share for a burger joint?
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: I like that serving serving good sorry Jason, serving good
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: times and good food dining or take away at Reburger today.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Good stuff, man, beautiful you got Reburger down here in Wellie. Yeah.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Boy, Now you're talking fellas before we get into the
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: rest of the show. I just want to read a
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: message that we got and get your views on it,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: and it says hate fellers.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: Would I be the asshole if I came to Parrot
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Jog for a backbone ship then gaped it the Misso's
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: brother wants one?
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: And I listened to Flavor, I reckon, that's a man.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that is that dude here? Yeah? I want
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: to see him?
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah? Is it really.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: Flavor?
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm judging he was hurting.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: For the audience, My man, do we have the racism
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: we don't we are we don't.
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: Yea, we do have the racism alarm. Excellent, Hey, huge
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: segment coming up. What's on the what is it?
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: What's on the dinner with me? Kezy?
• 45:45
  Speaker 8: What do you mean?
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: What is it?
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: We do it every week, Kesy?
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Come on man, it just doesn't make sense chrammatically, What's
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: on the dinner with me? Keyzy? Coming up next to
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: text through on three four eight three what you are
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: having for dinner? Every single text in the drawer for
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: a fifty old Reburg about you. We're going to start
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: this out an absolute rager of a tune and this
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: one goes out to everyone at Lyle Bay Parrot Dog
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: in Wellington. All right, get stuck in Still an hour
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: left of the show too, so so.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Come on by. Yeah.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Definitely the Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: and Keasey us.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: In the Red.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: It's Chili Peppers here on the radio, Hot Aquy Big
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Show this sunesday evening. It's getting a bit dark here
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: in Lyle Bay at the Beautiful Parrot Dog.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: It's going off, but right now it's time for He's
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: a textare from Steve wants on the dinner with me. Here,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: come on now, now you're chalk and now.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: We're far and can you just relax please, jaysus.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: This is so good.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's great. It's me reading texts about what people
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: are eating for dinner, and for some reason everyone loves that.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just shake, but do they really are to?
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, we'll try this on for size there, fellers.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: This comes in from Tony.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Tony Greg.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know who that is.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: He is a cricket commentator.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, that's exciting. Tony soprano. Oh Gooday, guys, got
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: the prawns on the barbie, but they won't last. Steak
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: coming up, sir lloy.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: No, that's servant if I'm not having that. Yeah, that's rubbish,
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: especially in the that's time of year. You don't have
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: a prawn at this time. Prawn is a summer food.
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: I agree with you totally. That's disgusting.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when do we think about prawns and steak legends?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: They hate it.
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: We just got a room full of people to cheer
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: for prawns and stay this.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Radio shower of radio. It's a pair of the segment.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Ah, good, a feller's Daniel here, rad h Daniel Loader?
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: What her name was? Daniel?
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: You're off your face moogi responsibly homemade fish and prawn
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: ty curry, smiley face emogency.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: How do you have homemade fish? Come on, no, I'm serious?
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: How do you have homemade fish?
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: Read that out again, man, homemade fish?
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: That's not it. That's disgusting. Ye, I hadn't thought about that. Jas.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: You're right man, that's almost no such thing. Almost as
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: shocking as TOEFU pay pugs ah.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: Good a fella's Joel here, Joel Digiton, Joel Tobik.
• 48:37
  Speaker 8: Yep, what's fine?
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: The seconde good a fellas Joel Tover here having mac
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: and cheese with a Cagy block of cheese for dinner.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, people are loving it here, Yeah, people are
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: loving it. Yeah.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: Really it's heart warming stuff. That's good year. That's that's
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: heart warming, easy, easy to cook. You can turn that
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: around about twenty or thirty. Yeah, totally, it's cheesy good.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I call it comfort food, you know what I mean?
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: Just really comforting night totally brother, Yeah, what about check
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: this one out, fellas, try this one off for size.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: Good A fella's Ted here, who Tid's dancing. Oh nice, yeah, yeah,
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: got yer cool tied dancing from Blenham.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: Wow, he's moved to Blado. Wow.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: He is uh good a fellas having a cheeky smoked
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: pulled pork and white death. So just smoke pulled pork
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: on white sandwich.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Bread, right, Jace, you hate pulled pork? Why is that? Well,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: it's just such bullshit mate. Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like a smashed avocado. Yeah, I can
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: fork my own avocado, thanks very much. You know what
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: I'm saying.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: I'm not paying another sixteen dollars because Sam Dickhead put
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: a fork in my avocado.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: The whole Rocky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: tune in on.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Radio then sees here on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: this Susday evening live from.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: Paradog and Ale Bay, Wellington. Now people may or may
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: not be aware that beer Van is starting up tomorrow.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: We're aware of that audience.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, with that in mind, we've.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Got one of the backbones that's behind it all, and
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: that's Ryan Gooday, Ryan your mad varst Hour's live.
• 50:29
  Speaker 8: And I like class pretty good. It's been a long
• 50:32
  Speaker 8: day at the stadium setting up. I've thought i'd come
• 50:34
  Speaker 8: out for a quiet fine.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good idea.
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: Man, Well, why wouldn't you You screwed that up.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: It's not quite faces now tell me, man, because it's
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: been going off. How you're looking this year?
• 50:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah? Looking great.
• 50:47
  Speaker 9: I mean we're in Paradog, and Paradog haven't done any
• 50:50
  Speaker 9: festivals for a while and have decided to come out
• 50:52
  Speaker 9: and come back out into the public.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:55
  Speaker 9: I saw this stand set up early to day and
• 50:57
  Speaker 9: looks acredible. I start to have him, and sometimes it's
• 51:00
  Speaker 9: just about my personal likes and.
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: I like to drink parents.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: Good Ryan, Ryan from Beer Varner get a keazy here, man.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: Hope you're doing really well.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: I'm doing well, bro, Yeah, yeah, that were good. Yeah.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: So obviously, if you love beer, right, you set up
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: a brewery like Parrot Dog. If you like really love beer,
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: you sit up an event where every brewery like Parrot
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Dog comes to sky Stadium.
• 51:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 51:24
  Speaker 8: But then the irony is that I don't get to
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: drink any beer during this event.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: What stop making an event yourself?
• 51:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Not too good to put me on the Yeah, is
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: that true? You don't even have any beers?
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: No, it's about eleven o'clock on Saturday night when I've
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: kicked everyone out. Yeah, and then I have an hour
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: where I just do a loop of the stadium and
• 51:41
  Speaker 9: that's that's Ryan's hour. Yes, so I get to drink
• 51:44
  Speaker 9: whatever's left over. Everyone gives me me beers if they
• 51:47
  Speaker 9: had a great time. Yeah, and then I go drink
• 51:50
  Speaker 9: Genatonics until four of them.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Ah. Yeah. How many breweries have you got this year attending?
• 51:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah? I think all up, We've got about sixty three breweries.
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: We've got three breweries over from Sunshine Coast, and then
• 52:05
  Speaker 9: somewhere in the crowd here are our friends from Seoul, Korea.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, about two breweries from Seoul. The power.
• 52:13
  Speaker 8: It's incredible.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I thought we can't to be talking to those guys today.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Are they pulled out?
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: No?
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: No, they're over there, Baron, if you want to talk
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: to one of them, they'll come out.
• 52:21
  Speaker 8: Jason's over there, is waving in the corner.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're back, mane Ryan from Beer Varner. Is that
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: a bit of your mission to make this a bit
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: more of an international situation moving forward?
• 52:31
  Speaker 9: It's more like, obviously, you know ninety percent of the
• 52:34
  Speaker 9: breweries that are Beervanna are from New Zealand. Yeah, and
• 52:37
  Speaker 9: it's the you know, it's built to be the greatest
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: celebration of this industry. There's three hundred and seventy beers
• 52:43
  Speaker 9: for him, seventy of those trophy, gold, silver, bronze medal
• 52:49
  Speaker 9: winners from the East of the Warks.
• 52:50
  Speaker 8: It's the best place to do that.
• 52:52
  Speaker 9: But also we kind of have the opportunity through partnerships
• 52:56
  Speaker 9: to bring some people over and bring beers that you
• 52:59
  Speaker 9: can't get in New Zealand. Like you can't try these beers.
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: You have to go to Soeul, Korea to drink those beers,
• 53:05
  Speaker 9: or you come.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: To be a banner, right, So like for example, Jace
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: wants to go to South Korea, Yeah, next year, but
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: he can just flag that go to Beerbarna.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: He's got to ben South fantastic And yeah, that's really
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: the other.
• 53:21
  Speaker 8: Thing that we try to do is not just kind
• 53:23
  Speaker 8: of bring them over and pull their beer.
• 53:25
  Speaker 9: It's kind of to build relationships between those breweries and
• 53:28
  Speaker 9: our breweries.
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: So sol Bury is a great example.
• 53:31
  Speaker 9: They were up in Auckland, did a beer with Liberty
• 53:32
  Speaker 9: Brewing or you got and then flew down to Queenstown
• 53:36
  Speaker 9: and did a beer with alder Tude and then came
• 53:38
  Speaker 9: up Towellington did a beer with Duncans And then they're
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: at the festival this year. So suddenly there's all these
• 53:43
  Speaker 9: friendships and then you know, people go to Sool and
• 53:46
  Speaker 9: do a beer with them there.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: How good they Yeah, bringing the people together. Yeah, that's fantastic.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: How how are the ticket sales looking this year?
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: They?
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: I mean they look pretty good. Yeah.
• 53:55
  Speaker 8: The day sessions are sold out.
• 53:57
  Speaker 9: Yes, there might be a couple of tickets that we've
• 54:00
  Speaker 9: found down the back of the couch for the gate
• 54:02
  Speaker 9: sessions tomorrow.
• 54:03
  Speaker 8: Yes, night sessions are still plenty of tickets available to
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: come along.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're always. It's always we call a party with
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: a lower case pe. Sure, yeah, okay.
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: It's about not being a dick to everyone. It's about
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: trying lots of beers and being responsible. Of course, it's
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: also the kind of party with a with.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: A small P. Yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: Actually, we know what it's like all be party with
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: a small P.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah's talking about your downstairs, ja, Yeah, how does he
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: know about it earlier? How does he know about your
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: time down?
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Easy? Everyone knows my downstairs is massively right? Yeah? Well,
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: but Hey, Ryan, all the best man Friday Saturday. If
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: you haven't got your tickets to get in there because
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: to be sold beerv dot co.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: Will be out there tomorrow, won't we at the days
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: there and get involved. We're being there a few years
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: in a row. It's a fantastic event. You do not
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: want to mess it. It's only once a year.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Get involved, bloody oath and of course you can't talk
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: about beers and beer barner without playing a little bit
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: of bliss afternoon.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: How good the Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Minogue and Kesey.
• 55:12
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• 55:15
  Speaker 4: from the Pair of Dog and Lyle Bay.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: She's getting she's getting heavy and loosen. It's going to
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: be a few sick days tomorrow. Hey, but right now
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: it's time for me sixteen.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: Dot com Incats with the fellas. Sorry my voice has
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: gone to ship. I don't know why.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: It's all good sounding great keysy, thanks.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: Man, as long as the content's good, exactly.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: In touch with a few hours. You're nice.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: That's a lovely bed there, made by old Pugson Pagson.
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: Remember it's a real email addressed meetatting sixty nine at
• 56:03
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• 56:05
  Speaker 5: one hundred percent anonymous and if we read it out
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: on the radio fifty do on Reburg about just straight away?
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: How good?
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: And by straightaway I mean give it like two weeks,
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: probably about four, yeah, four weeks. Get a fella's anonymous here,
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: just like Keesy and Mogi. I have recently been on
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: an overseas trip, including European countries jays.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, someone gave me some euro coins before. I'm
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: just gonna say, men, you simply must. I simply must
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: go to Europe.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Absolutely euro coins. I just call it's called the euro
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: you were the ero.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so just make if you see this is why
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: I can't go to you. I'm not ready you.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: I don't think you are. Listen, fellas, we have been
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: saving for our trip of a lifetime and it was fantastic.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Since coming back, I have done what everyone else does
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: when they come back, tell yarn's about the glorious sites
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: of Europe, walls, et cetera. But I am now on
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: the horns of a dilemma. Do I brag about it
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: epic trip and make references that only people that have
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: been to Europe would know like the feelers, or do
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: I be modest and boring so they don't get excluded.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: I appreciate any advice.
• 57:09
  Speaker 8: Cheers.
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: That's it's got around the wrong way. He's been boring
• 57:11
  Speaker 6: by telling them about the trip. Yes, he's saying he's
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: been modest and boring, but yeah, nobody's interesting.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Well here's the case in point on that front.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, you guys won't know this, but I went
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: to Vietnam at the beginning of the year.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Did you hear me banging on about it? Did you
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: hear me?
• 57:29
  Speaker 9: No?
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: Well, you kind of build your whole personality around it.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: I personally think the more he sort of tells other
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: people about the amazingness of Europe, yeah, because it's kind
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: of an undercover place that not a lot of people know.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: That's you know what I mean, not a lot of
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: people know that there's this place called Europe. Yeah, where
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: you can go and there's like heaps of like cobbled
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: streets and walls and.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: Cheese medrils and geez, have you been researching.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: The other thing that we've got going on is you
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: guys might know Jason's taken an idea for a television
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: show to TV and Z and it's where he goes
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: out to the provinces of New Zealand and he talks
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: to backbones. So there might be a rodeo happening down
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: in Gore and Jason will go down there, He'll talk
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: to the local backbones and then every episode finishes up
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: with Jason at the local brothel.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Now that show is called Hoidy Jesus, Oh my god, brothels?
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Where is that brothel?
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: So you could make this an Internet People love it,
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: they want to see it. So this could be an
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: international series that you could do.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Jas.
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: Will you travel all around Europe? Yes, taking your brothel
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: Rampage international. Can you imagine the viewers you get me?
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Oh man, Yeah, it sounds so good. And I tell
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: you my wife's really into it too.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: But you know, as I said, I had a meeting
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: with TV and said yesterday the sort of elevator pitch
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: where I got him with one of the execs and
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: the elevator who said, you have got to the top floor.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: I said, it's like Heartland Field.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: All the feel goods are ending with three or four
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: minutes of absolute Hordy Jeers film.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. What was the executive wearing?
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Um?
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: Do you want me to jump in here?
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: Could you a warrior's jez come on houghdy j bye man.
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: God, I was there too, by the way, that's how
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: Cool.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: So hopefully that advice helped.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure it did.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: I can't remember what.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: I can't remember the question.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: But you've got yourself fifty lott Reburg about you. And
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: if you ever need advice, meet patting at sixty nine
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: at gmail dot com.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Kisey Oh.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: Indeed geh there to finish us off this magnificent Thursday
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: night at Parrot Dog in lile By, Wellington. And uh,
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: what an absolute pleasure feel because we've been down to.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Wellington many many times.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately when we've been doing our shows, it's been in
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: the break between sessions at ben Fans right, So we've
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: massively appreciated our Parrot Dog hosting us.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: And seeing all you backbones turn out without.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah baby, and let me just say, really heartfelt here
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: they're without you backbones. The Big Show, Well it would
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: still be amazing, but there just be less people listening
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: so so much really appreciate it feels.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: Before we wrap up there, fellas, we started a new
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: initiative for our live show is the Big Show Tip Jar.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: It's the bucket at the front of the stand here
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: if you're here in person, and I'm going to go
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: through the tips that we've received so far because I'm
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: anti tipping culture, but seeing what they have given us
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: has changed my mind. Here's what we've got so far about. Yeah,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: someone's forklift license begs, a spare key to a Toyota
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: Caldina somewhere and upper heart. A Massage loyalty card with
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: four out of six stamps to get ten dollars off,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: a Levi's T shirt, a handful of Ciggy's, a Hot
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: Wheels range rover is still unpacket, one condom, some socks,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: a KFC VIP card, a Fast Fairy card, a sticking
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: plaster French Public Transports wipe card, a tampon minus two durries.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: It's from Dilly hands off mate.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, filthy, it's not for youth, habit stop that shit.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: A Buddings trade card, Wooly socks, a sticker with Hugh
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: grant on it a wooden spatchelor and a wooden door stop.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah boy, we're rich. We are rich, and we're gonna
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: put all of that shit on the bar tonight.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Good stuff.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: In all seriousness, Wellington, we do love you. You're one
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: of the backbones of Wellington. Have made a huge difference
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: to our show. We do very well down and Wellie
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: because we love Wellington, don't we feel we do.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: You guys get it. You get it, man, you get it.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you so much, Wellington. We'll be back again
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: next year for being Varner. Hopefully before then as well,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: make some noise because you guys have been fantastic.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: Peazy Piezy Peezyez.