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- Filthy P: Let's ⁓ let's go. Let's ready. Ready as I'll never be. Let's not waste any more time just ⁓ staring at each other. You know what I mean? No better time than the present. That's exactly what I'm talking about. That's what we need to do, it's an episode on quotes. ⁓ quotes and sayings. Actually, let me write that one down. Let me write that down, brother. That's a good one. Guess what? Which one is he sounds shocked? ⁓ It's a good one. Finally this guy hits something over the fence. You know, you come up with a good idea. I mean, I'd I'd go as far as to go out on a ledge, out on the limb. I think that's the thing. It's to kinda say that you're kind of my sidekick, bro, when it comes to this. No, for that it's a hundred percent. We talk it. Radio goal. Hey, so that's what we're talking about. You just spoiled it for the audience. We're talking about what do you mean I spoiled it? I set it up. That's ⁓ that's what that's what they call in the biz a ⁓ transition. ⁓ I think I say a softball. ⁓ Yeah, transition. So that's what we're talking about. We're talking about sidekicks and the power of a good sidekick. Why every legend needs a solid number two. Hi, Uncle. Hi, Uncle. ⁓ every superstar usually gets the sh every superstar usually gets Hello. Is it looking for? ⁓ every superstar And rightfully so. You know, they usually carry, but they get all of the the shine as we say. But I would say majority of the time there's usually a good solid number two, a good woman behind ⁓ a good something, a good sidekick behind them that made them even better. Would they have been great? Would they have been great without ⁓ Probably. Would they have won or been as successful? I don't know. That's what we're yeah, probably not. That's what we're gonna talk about. ⁓ We're talking about we're going from OGs. Who are the OGs? Let me see if you got it. Let's see how quick you are on your toes. What are you doing? OG. Judas and Jesus Christ. Who's the sidekick? Judas? Judas betrayed him, bro. Noah and the Zark. No. All right. Okay. I see it's the the Louie half hour comedy show today. You don't want to go that far back, I guess. No, it's Batman and Robin, bro. You know they always say that. Hey, he's the Robin to my Batman. That's the OG. That's the OG. And then we're gonna go all the way to sports, Jordan Pippen. or how about Shaq and Kobe? Or maybe, ⁓ maybe it's Kobe and Shaq. We never figured out that exactly. So ⁓ that's what we're talking about today. We're handing out props to all the legit number twos that deserve a little bit more praise. ⁓ And we're gonna talk about some number twos that probably should be stars. But maybe that number one won't let maybe that number one's holding them down. That's what I'm doing to you. I'm just holding you down. We're talking number the the biggest number two is unk. ⁓ so hey, that's what we're talking about today. That is all next on a very I don't know why I had this one, motivating is that from the last show? On a very motivating gentleman's hour. The sidekick says, drop the intro, but Yeah, actually I prefer to call you my number two. Solid number two. You are one solid number two, I'll tell you that. Jeez, jeez. All right. All right. First off, let's go, Uncle. Let's open it up with ⁓ the first sip. How are you doing? ⁓ everything good? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Okay. Let's start with ⁓ what do you think makes like what qualities do you think make a great site sidekick? What qualities off the off the top? Actually, actually, no, no. Let me l I actually have a list of them and I it says which ones are essential. So I'm gonna list these and then you tell me which ones are like essential and if I'm missing any. So these are what I looked up as essential qualities to a good sidekick. Loyalty. Hey, you gotta be loyal, homie. Can't stab me in the back. Knowing your role, a team player, know when to pass, bro. You always can't shoot. You know, give it up to the shooter. Shooter, ⁓ being dependable. Being on time, Louie. Being on time, brother. ⁓ and the last one, putting the team before your personal ego. I think that I think that's spot on. I mean it doesn't any any missing? I think as a sidekick, it doesn't take a lot because you're you're you're not trying to shine. I think the the the key is to know your role. I mean, I think I think I think loyalty, I don't know if it's loyalty. I I I I tend to think that ⁓ it's more of a dependency than a loyalty. I think because I mean I I I mean like you said, Batman and Robin. Robin alone isn't he's not fighting, he's not stopping any crimes. He might ride a couple parking tickets, but he ain't stopping any crimes. Damn right? Why ⁓ why? Because he's Robin fool. Look at that the boy wonder. Come on, dog. Batman and Robin foil again. He's a freaking adult. He's only like nineteen. The boy wonder. Damn. Damn. Okay. All right. All right. How about this though? How about this though? ⁓ okay. Go ahead. No, no. Go ahead. No, finish, finish, because then I want to ask you different questions. Dependability for sure. You have to be able to you have to count on somebody. They have to be there when you need them. You have they have to be there no matter what. And then yeah, you gotta be a team player for sure. You have to know you have to know what you have to know the agenda and you have to be willing to do what's asked of you. When it's asked of you. Do you think it's possible for the sidekick to also be an alpha? Or that's not possible as a sidekick? Hell no, you can't have two alphas. Okay. So there's only one alpha. That's oil and water. So then so then a sidekick can never be an alpha, you're saying, right? 'Cause it's just like in my in my opinion, no. I have yet to see an a sidekick that that is an alpha. Okay. Okay. The only no you know what? The only the only time I've seen it And I might be dating myself with this reference is in in the old Looney Tune commercials. I mean cartoons. Do you remember the little bulldog that he would walk out tough and they had the little dog that was a cartoon? The little dog was all rocking off tough 'cause of Yeah yeah. And he he went from sidekick to full on alpha dog. Yeah, right. That's the only time I've ever seen it. Wasn't what was the name of that little dog? Wasn't that like Scrappy scrappy doo or something. Nah, you're thinking of Scooby and Scrappy. That's another sidekick. That's another sidekick. Who's always angry, huh? He's always wants to fight. ⁓ I didn't I didn't even think of that one. And sh and Shaggy and Scooby Scooby's a sidekick. I didn't even think of that. I didn't even think of those. Jeez. See, that's why we should have went over this list together. But okay. ⁓ yeah, that's exactly. I I think all those are essential. And you're right. I think I think you could have a little alpha in you, but The whole part of being a sidekick is you're right, you have to be willing to accept that, you know, somebody else is in charge. But you have it as a goal. Okay. And that is true because remember in like in the movie I was sometimes like, ⁓ damn, this Rob is about to Rob about to drop some Out here and then next thing I I'm like, yeah, he bitched up again. You know what I mean? He ends up. Yeah, exactly. And then Batman's gotta come save. And then next thing you he's tied up. ⁓ man, I won't Robin! What's he done to you? Batman kicked again me. Exactly. Yeah. So all right, okay, all right, all right. ⁓ okay. Let's start ⁓ first segment, Backyard Banter. So I just have a couple of questions and we're just gonna free ball, bro. As you know, we're gonna hang loose, all right? We're s it's summer Let's is that the same or is it is it that you had it right. Hang loose. Let's hang loose, brother. Let's hang loose. All right. First question. ⁓ have you ever had a sidekick? I'm talking about real life. Have you ever had a sidekick or have you ever been a sidekick? actually both of those are right now. Okay. Explain. What's this talk to me? You know what? Me having a sidekick, I I mean I've I've had homies. You know what now that you mention it, I think I was like my my boy Hymen. I think I was just sidekick for I was about to ask a lot I think I was the the B to his A for Why though? Why why though? What what do you mean? Like he was just the leader, he had a bigger personality? You know you know what my my my problem is is that I'm not I'm not a leader at all. ⁓ okay. I'm I'm I'm more of a follower, I'm more of a passive a passive person. I'm I'm one to kind of roll with the punches and kind of sometimes roll with the crowd. And he's he's a leader. He's always been a leader. And I remember like in middle school when we started hanging out, like he was always taller than me. And at a certain point he he probably had like a whole foot like a whole foot on. He was probably tight now. And I was probably like I don't know, maybe like five eight, five nine. Wait, in in fifth grade you guys were that tall? No no in middle school Yeah, is it middle school, fifth grade? What's middle school, eighth grade? This isn't private school homeboys. This is L USD. What's middle school? Middle school is seventh, eighth, and ninth. Isn't that junior high? Yeah, four. All right, all right. Okay. Go ahead, go ahead. So he was he was secondary pre he was what was he was so he was seventy two in sixth in seventh grade and what happened? So he he was always taller than me, right? Okay. And then not only that, but he had he had a he had some he had more more confidence in himself than than I did in mine. So we would approach certain groups of like girls and go up time. He would talk to one girl and I'd be like standing right there like his wingman, you know, for the most part, trying to take you know, take try to take whatever is left over or whatever. Yeah, being a hyena being a hyena, huh? Yeah, no, you gotta f you know exactly. So you gotta eat, you gotta eat. I I think for that part, yeah, I was probably the side pick. So I don't think I've ever had one because like I said, I'm not a I'm not a I'm not a leader. I'm not, you know, if you're my sidekick, then man, well I don't know what we're doing because you know what I mean? But okay, can I cut in? Can I cut in? Yeah, go for Don't you think I think you do have a sidekick. And his name is Nico. Every time I see you with him, he's like you're a little sidekick. He's watching you, he's waiting for you to give instruction, he's waiting for you know what I mean? Like that's not your sidekick. He's my son. I I know. But I'm saying he's also your sidekick. Right. That's a sidekick though. I I will say that he's my road dog and and he makes a lot of he is willing to basically go anywhere with me, bro. Like I'm gonna go I take I take him with me when I go, you know, do little little hollys at my at my mom's. Yeah, exactly. When I wanna go check my sister's A C the other day, and when I when I I'm gonna go back next week to to put some part in and I'm gonna take him with me. And I mean I break him down with money. ⁓ I take him to go he likes to wear pro clubs to school. And out here they don't really sell pro clubs, so have to take them the hood and we'll roll in there. The T Mart or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. The the the the T shirt, the factory or whatever. Yeah. So we'll roll in there and I'll grab ⁓ because they sell them for like six bucks, seven bucks. ⁓ dang. So I tell him, dude, go grab, you know, go grab, you know, different colors and whatever and he comes out and then that's kind that's kinda how I pay him back. And so I mean I I enjoy that because it's like Like I never looked at it that way as as maybe he is my little sidekick. I mean that that's exactly what a sidekick is, bro. Yeah, I didn't I didn't realize that, but yeah. Take ⁓ on job. It doesn't make sense because I am a leader in that sense to them, obviously. Right, right, right. Like I will step up and like, Hey, you we gotta do this and we gotta do that and obviously I'm gonna I'm gonna take care of ⁓ if something goes down or we gotta get out of there with a quickness, but yeah. The way I look at it is it's like your sons are your sidekicks. until they become until they become adults. So like like right now and like at the bowling alley we go and if your son goes, he's kinda, you know, looking to you or ⁓ can I sit ⁓ okay. and then you'll be like Right. You want something you want something to journey and then he'll he'll go and then he'll come back to you. And he's always like checking in with you. He's all and that's how I feel like with my son. But eventually there's gonna come a time, you know, we go to a party or something, he doesn't know but he's right there by my by my side waiting for me to see what I do or how I act or or wait till I go or let's go get food. All let's go. You know, I mean, whatever I say, that's what we're gonna do. Eventually they're gonna become their own men that they're not gonna look to us, they're gonna be doing you know, and that's I think when they graduate from from Robin to maybe their own Batmans or maybe they maybe they never become the the Batman. I think in that sense, yeah, for sure. But yeah, that's that's a hundred percent a sidekick. ⁓ Maybe maybe that's the s that's the one time where they become they become the non sidekick and they become the the alpha. They finally become yeah, what they've that's that's pretty they they grow into it. They grow into it, you know? ⁓ that's heartwarming, bro. I like that. What about at work, bro? You never had a psychic or you never were like a a mentor or somebody or y somebody mentored you or anything? ⁓ I wouldn't say I mean I I have a I have guys that that that'll hit me up and ask me for help or at or advice or maybe whatever recommendations. And then I have people that I I my go to. Okay. Okay. And I mean, yeah, I would say, yeah. I mean there there are certain guys where Where I'll gravitate towards them if I need help. It's like, hey bro, I got a compressor machine. You wanna help me? ⁓ yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we go and it's it it makes it it makes it fun, bro. Like 'cause you're you're BSing the whole time, you're talking crap, and you're just, you know, bouncing stuff off of each other. ⁓ and then there's guys that, you know, I I work with and I rarely work with them 'cause we just don't really we don't really we don't really ⁓ click like that, I guess. So I mean I I I like I said, I think I'm more of a sidekick because I feel like I reach out more to them. Yeah. As opposed to them reaching out to me. But And you said that's more of your personality, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. How about this one? ⁓ do you think a sidekick is necessary or is it just kind of like bonus, bonus help or whatever, or like basically can you be a successful hero? In in sports, can you be a successful person in b can you be successful without having a trusty sidekick, or do y you always need somebody that's there to kind of help you or give you advice or help you out or whatever? I think I think you always need it, bro. No matter what's no matter if it's a sport, if it's ⁓ if it's entertainment, you have a you have a hype man. If you're an actor, you have your assistant, ⁓ your entourage. If you're if you're in sports, bro, even if you're playing like a singles game like Like golf, you have your caddy. If you're playing tennis, you have your you don't have your sport the the equipment manager or whatever. The equ yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you're or you're doing or you're doing doubles or whatever. Basketball a basketball team, baseball. Yeah, I think you have to have it. I think it's it it offers a balance. You're kinda like, you know. I agree, I agree. I think ⁓ I don't think anybody can make it anything really by yourself. That's hard to that's hard to do. You need Yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean this this subject is actually making me really happy right now. Why? Because i I didn't realize how much like people need each other. Whether whether it's direct ⁓ or whether it's you know what I mean? Like I like I don't consider like obviously I don't consider Laura my sidekick and I don't consider myself her sidekick. But I couldn't do this by myself. And I'm I'm assuming she couldn't she could probably do it by herself and but she'll never she'll never she'll she'll she'll never admit she needs help. But I I I know I make it easier for sure. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's that's one of my questions too. So we'll I'm not gonna ask you anything else on that because that's one of the questions down below about the household. My bad. ⁓ what about this? Just a little quick yes either or would you rather be the absolute greatest sidekick of all time? Or would you do that would you just rather just be the alpha or the leader, but just your average, your average at best? Nah, it'd be the greatest. The greatest, but that's like the greatest number two. Would you really want to be the greatest number two or a horrible number one? I'd rather be a horrible number one. You know what I mean? Like nobody would be horrible anything. Nobody remembers the greatest number twos. I remember a couple great number twos. Who? Besides. No, you know what it is? I I'm not like Like I told you, I'm I'm very I'm very average. I'm I'm very, very ⁓ humble. So I don't I don't need I don't need shine. I you know what I don't like? ⁓ okay. I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. Like like on my birthday, whenever it's my birthday, I don't tell anybody. Like I've already gone to work. When is your birthday? When is your birthday? February fifteenth, fool. They have to write that down. February fifteenth, Louie's birthday, ⁓ Throw him a party or something. Right on the wall. Set something up with Laura. Let's throw him a big shindig surprise. Big shindig. Make him make him make him number one. ⁓ sorry, cut you off. All right, go ahead. Whoa, you're my biggest. Yeah, but all all my life I've I don't I don't like I don't like acknowledgement. I don't like I don't like praise. I don't I don't it just I don't need it. So when it's my birthday, I mean there's been times like I remember I remember there was one area that I used to work in and I had most of the guys on on like Instagram. And I had one I may think one guy I had ⁓ on Facebook. And on Facebook, it shows your birthday, right? ⁓ And he came up to me and goes, Hey, it's your birthday. And I told him, Mago, hey, shut up. He goes, What? I go, Don't tell these foods it's my birthday 'cause then they're gonna wanna take me to lunch. Yeah. I don't I said, I don't want that. She goes, Why not? I go, I just don't. I'm not that type of person. I go, I know there's I know there's people that On the first of the month, ⁓ it's my birthday month. Birthday month. Birthday. Thirty days of my birthday. Okay. Hey, more power to you. Yeah. If that's how you are, that's how you are. I don't I don't I don't care. I don't give a crap. But I'm not like that. Like so I don't I don't need to be like the number the the alpha male that's gonna be, you know, whatever. All right, being a ⁓ team player, ⁓ being be a side character, ⁓ NPC, whatever you wanna call it, bro. Does it doesn't matter. All right, so I'm good with that. I don't need to be the the b the average Alpha male. I'll be the best sidekick ever. You can be the the red guy from Contra. Okay. How about this one? And I know this doesn't apply to you because you're just saying I I'm I know my role basically. I accept it. But what if somebody who doesn't want to accept it should a sidekick just value that, hey, I'm I'm ⁓ I'm a number two. I gotta just live with it and be ⁓ the be the best number two I should be. Or Even if maybe they don't have all the qualities or whatever, they're maybe lacking something, they still are trying to be become a number one. What's your advice to them? Should it like hey man, come on? Or should hey, give it a shot, brother? You never know. I've seen crazier sh I've seen crazier ish happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not I'm not one to shatter dreams. Okay. Okay. I'm not one to tell you. Like you you've obviously heard my my whole thing with the eagle soaring, right? No, I what is it if ⁓ An eagle swords where? Huh? I mean, if if if you're a sidekick or if you being a sidekick is not your you know, if you if you don't if you wanna be the leadoff hitter, if you wanna be the quarterback, if you wanna be the point guard, whatever you want whatever you're aiming for, work your butt off and get it. Try to get it. But if you're it's not gonna happen, it ain't gonna happen. Also, you gotta be realistic. Right? Right, right, right. Like if you wanna be if you wanted to be number one at your at your job, like I'm not gonna tell you nah you're you're you're you're gonna you're you're good being second or third. Nah, if I mean shoot shoot for shoot for the s shoot for the sky or shoot for the stars. What but accept the accept the reality of it. Okay, but what would you have told one of the most famous underdogs of all time, Rudy? Would you have told him, ⁓ bro, come on the same for you, or would you have said Nah, bro, keep trying. You're five foot three, a hundred pounds, but yeah, keep trying to make make the team. What would you have given? What would you have told him? Be honest. If you were his dad his dad or his brother or his buddy. If you if if we want to use Rudy as an example, me personally, if I would have been in that locker room snapping him with a towel, been like, Hey, get the hell out of here. Chino, what is slap him with a towel? I'm gay. Hey, you don't belong here? Guess what? He still would have done it. Sounds like the start of a porno. How times did they tell him no? You don't belong here. Get out of here. Everybody, everybody told him no. He's still Perseverance, bro. Damn. He said, Screw that. I'm Rudy ⁓ F Rudiger. Yeah. And I'm gonna do this no matter what. You what? I'm gonna watch that tonight. What is it on? Netflix or no HBO. I think it's on Netflix. It was on Netflix. I I I you know what? I I think after we talked about that that episode where we did I think the the top eighties or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to the living room and I started I watch I g on YouTube. ⁓ and you watched it? The ending of Rudy. ⁓ bro, I was in tears. ⁓ I know, bro. Bro, it was on one of these days. It was just on TNT or something. I just caught it halfway through and I ended up watching the whole rest of it. And I was literally chok it doesn't matter how many times I've seen that. Yeah, I get choked. I might not cry, but like Selena or La Bomba or something, but I get choked up. Like I can feel my whole body like Like if somebody just comes and hugs me, I'm gonna cry. But if you leave me alone, I'm cool. I got so teary eyed, yeah, that I'm sitting there like, if somebody asks me anything, I'm gonna cry right now 'cause I'm I'm like I'm I'm at the at the cuspids of of of breaking in breaking into tears and just bawling, dude. And I'm like sitting there like, don't nobody look at me, don't nobody tell me anything and you know. What gets me the the like happiest, sad because for me it's a you know, it's a happy cry. It's a happy cry. Like you're happy for him. Yeah, that's why it doesn't that's why it doesn't flow out. Right, right. If it was sadness, like he didn't think he died. Right, right. Then you would cry. ⁓ then I would have been crying, ⁓ god damn it. He died trying to do what he wanted and blah blah blah. The the happiest part though for me is when his dad and the brother, when he finally runs out in the field and the dad is just like going crazy and even the brothers like the brother who hated on him the whole time And then he's just like like he like points something like that like Doesn't he say like who's crazy now or something, right? No, that's the buddy, remember? Who's the wild man now? That's ⁓ That's that one dude from Swingers, ⁓ John Favreau, the from Iron Man. Happy, happy, happy. Yeah. He actually should have been a sidekick to Rudy. He was his him and Rudy were sidekicks for each other. Sidekick. H his sidekick. Here's a little main man, huh? All right. How about this? ⁓ last one. I ⁓ this is what I was talking about, the personal one. In your house, who is the star and who's the sidekick or sidekicks? Actually we have two, bro. We we have the main one. The main one's obviously Laura. Yeah, I was gonna say I ⁓ that's not even up for debate. That's you know, whatever. But then we also have Natalia, bro. Natalia's kind of ⁓ Yeah, in training, ⁓ huh? Yeah. And we're kinda circling both like a figure eight. Hey. You better tell Laura to watch her back, bro. I could see Natalia taking her out. You know, she wants that. She wants that spot. ⁓ When she's in college or something, bro, and like on the women's national team, yeah. Yeah, she's ⁓ she's a personality, bro. She's definitely you could tell she's like she's gonna she's already an alpha, but she's gonna be an even even greater alpha once once she goes all older. She of course, yeah. ⁓ yeah, for me, I don't know. I I'm all the talk and the bark, so I say I'm the alpha, but Really it's probably low key Desiree on the low key w you know what I mean? Like but she doesn't She makes me think I'm the alpha and she's a sidekick, but it's really reverse. But yeah, go there's on there's only one Alpha. Don't say Max. That's my boy Max. Bro, we already got rid of him, bro. I sent him to the pound. That fool just s everywhere, bro, all over the grass and everything. Fool's got a kick. You guys got rid of him? No, hell you think Desiree would would kick me out if I kicked him out. No, but you'll be at the kennel before Before he is, huh? She's in a angry mood though today. Not angry, but like like I could say one little thing is gonna pop is gonna ⁓ set her off. So I'm gonna chill. All right, Uncle. Hey, you know what we haven't done in a while? Is it my favorite? Is it clip in and locked and loaded? Yeah. Automatic. Uncle Louis Rapid Fire. All right, Uncle, what do we have? ⁓ who's the A? ⁓ who's the Alpha and who's the sidekick? Sports edition. Right. Jordan this one this one's just easy right off the bat. Come on, I'm gonna give you a little layup. Jordan and Pippin. ⁓ Who's that wait, who's the sidekick? Yeah, and who's the or who's the alpha or who's the sidekick? Either one. ⁓ the come on, bro. It's ⁓ Alpha and obviously Jordan. And sidekick. And then ⁓ Pippin. Yeah, that's why I just wanna get hey, I just wanted to I wanted to give you a layup, ⁓ I wanna get you on the board. How about this? ⁓ Carl Malone and John Stockton. That one's a little tougher. ⁓ this one's hard, bro, 'cause I think it depends on what you what kind of what kind of a of a basketball player you you you are. But I'm gonna say I'm gonna say ⁓ Carl Malone, bro, is the is the alpha. Yeah, that's tough, bro, because I think you're right. I think just personalities too, Carl Malone is just the tougher, the alpha. But John Stockton was a low key killer too. But yeah, that one's tough. I would I would probably lean towards Malone, yeah. I think this'll this will answer everything. ⁓ okay. Who do you want taking a ⁓ three pointer at the ⁓ at the buzzer? ⁓ well t a three pointer would be Stockton. But a two pointer, but a two pointer, but if we only have a two pointer to tie, I'm going Malone. I guess. That one's tough. Honestly, that one I don't think there's a wrong answer. So how about this one though? Joe Montana, the GOAT. ⁓ no, Brady's the goat, huh? Joe Montana and Jerry Rice. I'm gonna say Joe Montana just to do a Q B. I yeah. I think a Q B is the is the is the alpha in all all football teams. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go with Joe Montana. I'm gonna go with Joe Montana too. ⁓ what about this one? This one is the ultimate Shaq versus Kobe. I'm gonna say Kobe, dog. Actually, you're right. I don't even know why I ain't saying that's hard. Kobe all day, right? It is, depending on who you ask. Because there's no things I will say. That was that was Shaq's team, blah, blah, blah. Whoop-de-woop. But I'm gonna tell you this. At the end of the day, Shaq was gone in Kobe State. Right. And Kobe won three more two more with with Powell Gasol. Two more two more without him. Right, without him. And he and Shaq won another one in Miami, but he was he he wasn't even like a play. He was like an old dude. Yeah. He didn't lead another team to go like Kobe did. So it's gotta be Kobe. You're right. It's got I think it could have been Shaq, but I think he didn't give a crap, bro. He was just like yeah, it shouldn't have been a buster. Yeah, he was just into Hey, you should have known his role. Yeah, know your role. No, but he was a damn he was How is that a B though? I mean, think about his game, but you're right. You think it was two A's? No, Alpha that you can get as you can get. But in the end, it's like I judge it by who ended up being the better on their own. That's who the real Alpha is, and that was Kobe. I mean, you know, Shaq Shaq was never able to do it on his own with Shaq never won one without Kobe. Kobe won it without him. I'm talking about when they actually contributed, not getting one when he's, you know. Not because he was a ⁓ six or seventh man or eight. Man, yeah. ⁓ what about this? Babe Ruth, maybe the greatest baseball player of all time, or Lou Gehrig, maybe one of the best of all time. Yeah. Babe Ruth. I go Babe Ruth. Just because of the name, just 'cause of of the stature of everything, yeah. And that's way before my time, but if you ever look at Lou Gehrig's sets, they're crazy, but not as crazy as as ⁓ Babe Ruth. But then also remember too, these fools were playing back when Baseball wasn't even a full time job. You're playing against like plumbers and electricians and you know what I mean? Like in the off season you gotta go to work. Like people were working at the store. You what I So it's like basically they're smoking cigars in the Bro, Babe Ruth used to smoke, get drunk before the game. Like, come on, man. How good could they have been? But anyways, how about this? Fernando, who I know you don't like, I don't know why. Or Fernando Oral Herschiser. ⁓ That one's tough, bro, because they're pitchers. They went on the field at the same time. And it's tough too because Oral had more team success. Actually they both had individual success. I was gonna say Fernando won that Cy Young, but Oral won the Cy Young that year too. I don't know. That one's well, Fernando won the World Series two in eighty one with that team, so I don't that one's tough. I don't know. They have the same amount of rings, right? Just one? Fernando, I think Fernando got one on that eighty eight, but he wasn't even playing so he has two. He got one and he was there with he was there in eighty eight? Yeah, he was he was hurt the whole year and then he got traded to the Padgers and he got to the Padgers. Yeah, he started wearing glasses. Then he was all fat. Those big old square glasses. Yeah yeah. Like aviators, but for reading. But he didn't he didn't even I don't even think he pitched that year on eighty eight. He like started the season and then he never he was done after that. He never played Yeah, that one's tough. See, I can never go against Fernando, but if you're just talking about strictly that oral Herschiser run in eighty eight was crazy. So I would Nah I gotta go Fernando, brother. Come on, bro. You can't sell out your brother, your that El Toro. ⁓ how about this? Tom Brady or Bill Belichick. We were just talking about coaches and players do you get coaches too. Tom Brady, bro. Yeah. Well why though? 'Cause he won in Tampa Bay. Right. And Bill Belichick never won again. Yeah. That one's easy. That I mean, if you guys go your own separate ways. Yeah. Belichick has good good pull game, bro. Yeah, but that chick is crazy. That little brunette chick, I don't know about that. Who carries? She's crazy so he could've he could have got something hotter than that. She like I don't know, bro. I don't I don't that ain't my that ain't my cup of tea. ⁓ I think he's in his late seventies. Come on, bruh. I mean, a pull is a pull, I'll give him credit, but I'm just saying being one of the at the t at the time, one of the best coaches ever, I think you could pull something better than that. That shit just said it average. Whenever the Tom Brady, who's he pulling? ⁓ I heard he's just banging, bro, like a maniac. He's like Fade DiCaprio? ⁓ he yeah, I th that's what I heard. He was just at that white party and he was taking pictures with all the hot like Instagram models. I was like You what? That fool is a goat. I hate that fool. Yeah, I hate him too. I gotta respect that fool for his game, bro. He he's he's good on the field, then he's good off field. And he was just banging, like he banged one of the I mean, I mean everybody does, but he banged I think he banged Kim Kardashian too, or he was flirting with her, or she was not everybody they s they said she was flirting with him. I think she was trying to scoop him, and I think he was kind of brushing her off. But but bro, everybody throws themselves that fool, yeah, he's the goat on and off the field, if you know what I'm talking about, brother. Hell yeah. Now okay, good. You got my juices flowing. Thank you, Unk. How about this one? All right. Hey, how about this one? But we're let's talk about talk about our our dark sisters, bro. Our queens, Serena or Venus Williams? ⁓ Serena, bro. Come on. Yeah, but do you remember a time when Venus was actually better and even a little bit better looking? Nah, she was never better looking. Nah, you're right. She was never better looking. But I mean better on the better on the court. But not better looking. Yeah, you're right. Serena j Serena has better face, better body, but yeah, okay. She's got them thunder thighs, homeboy. Bro, she will choke. ⁓ I would love to see her choke this. I would love to see her choke out, Unc. ⁓ break your neck, I mean Yeah, that's a good way to go. Better than diabetes, brother. How about this? Magic or Mr. Sky Hook Kareem? I'm gonna say magic. I would say Magic too, 'cause he's like the glue and he was like the heart. But Kareem was like the better player in the early part of their you know what I mean? But why why why do you say magic? I think magic just 'cause he had the name, he had the flash, he had the pizzazz and the the longevity of his career in the sport, that he's still relevant as far as behind the scenes. Yeah, I think I think Kareem, I mean, he was relevant, obviously, he was great. He He dabbled with a little bit of Hollywood acting and stuff, but then he just became an old bitter man, dude. Yeah. Well they said he was always like it never came out, but he was always like angry and bitter and who knows why, but that's why he's ⁓ was ⁓ he? Yeah, when he like the all time scoring or whatever. They had him on the sideline and he's like he was pissed. I never even see him. Like they don't ever like he's never associated with the NBA. You know what I mean? Like I never s I don't have no idea what he's doing. And he's a smart dude. Like he's written books and stuff. He's a really smart guy, but they say he's one of those that's just too smart. So they're kind of like they're just they're kind of dicks or whatever. ⁓ how about this? For all for all you ⁓ all you white boys out there, Bird or McHale? ⁓ Larry Bird, fool? Hell yeah. Yeah, bro. That fool was McHale was like the unfortunate. Mikhail was dope though. Yeah, he was he was good. But come on, bro. Larry Byrd. Larry Bird was great. They definitely won a one without Larry, but they also won a one without McHale, but you're right. He I don't know. That's that's hard to say. You think they're gonna beat those all the Lakers and the Pistons and all the the seventy sixers when they had to go through them without Mikhail? With just Byrd and Parrish? Hell no, bro. Come on. You don't think so? No, bro. Come on. Yeah, maybe you're right. Look at the Lakers, bro. They had a big three. They had Sh ⁓ Shaq. They had Kareem, Magic, and Worthy. You think ⁓ Bird and and Danny Ainge? Where's gonna hell though? He needed that he needed that sidekick, bro, and Mikhail was good, man. He was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just wasn't flashy. all right, how about this? Who's the alpha and who's the beta? Taylor Swift or Kelsey? Bro, come on, Dahu. Hey, Kelsey will tell you it's hater twist. Okay. All right. Okay, J. What did they say? What did they say that ⁓ that couple is worth like like 3.1 billion? And point one is like Travis Jilly. It's point him. But be honest, do you think he just 'cause you see the chick he was with before? Nah, who's he with? ⁓ my it's like It it's like she's like half black, half white, like Brittany Mahunt. Com no Britney Mahone. Complete like IG model type, bro. Like big old fat ass, big old, you know, everything is big, right? So people are just like, that doesn't make any sense. All his other girlfriends have been like black chicks or half black, white chicks or Mexic like chicks of color and like voluptuous and all that. And now he goes to Taylor Swift, who's like got no ass, no nothing, pretty, but you know what I mean? Like It's just kinda like, is he just doing this for like clout and to like I mean I know they have a I know they have a prenup, but like why do you think he's really into her? And then Bro, you're a football player, you've been partying, he's been at some of the craziest parties of all time, and you're gonna go with boring like I love Taylor, but bro, have you seen her in some of her behind the behind the Lilens series? She's boring. Is there a gun She's boring as sh does does it have a gun to the back of your head? Like No, I'm just saying I I bro, I'm I'm Taylor Swift's biggest fan, but come on, you gotta admit what's what's real. Taylor Swift can do no wrong. I guess not. Taylor Swift to me, bro. I'm gonna tell you this. I'm gonna t this is my this is my Taylor Swift ⁓ spiel. Okay. ⁓ beautiful. Yes, elegant, classic, yes. I like I like that she's that she can do it all. She can go, she can go fancy, but she can also go like humble. Yeah. Right? At least from what I've seen. Obviously, I've never hung out with her. I mean, we we we kicked it once, but third floor on the west side, me and you cancel a mansion with a it was kind of weird, but yeah. I mean, you know, what you expect? So I think she's she's very beautiful, very, very elegant, very, very down to earth. Like it's it's a weird mix. ⁓ she's ⁓ obviously a triple thread, bro. She's a she's a musician, she can write songs, I mean she can sing. Hell yeah. ⁓ but I will say this I am also a b a firm believer that certain guys don't have a type. ⁓ like me. Like if you line up every girl that I've ever dated, I've ever talked to, I've ever tried to talk to, yeah. You are you I mean, you're not gonna see like, damn, that fool has a type. There's some guys that date. All all blondes, all redheads, all brunette, whatever. I I have dabbled in whatever I could try to talk to. There's certain things that catch my eye. Certain sometimes it's the eyes, sometimes it's the nose, sometimes it's the smile, sometimes it's the hair, sometimes it's the way they carry themselves in public. Like there's so many different things that I that I like. And maybe he's like that, bro. I mean, I don't like that fool. So I hope he's not gonna he better not break her heart 'cause you'll have to deal with me. But But I can I can also see that. Like maybe he's like, you know what? That's a good point. I mean there's no there's no depth to some of these girls that I that he's dealt with. Yeah, that's true. Okay, and you're right. Maybe you're right. Maybe he was younger, just going for what turned him on, and now he actually got got wowed. So okay, I'll I'll give you I'll give you. Maybe it made him feel something. Maybe they listen, he lifted up his leg, you know what I mean? I do that all the time, brother. Yeah, because you you found yourself a a a a real one, you know what I mean? Yeah, okay. I alright, all right. I'm gonna give you and him I'm gonna give both of you two, you and him the benefit of the doubt. ⁓ but personally I still am like anyways, all right, how about this? Peyton or Eli Manning? Well, Payton. Payton's a alpha. He is, but damn, that Eli is funny. I like that dude. But yeah, ⁓ you're right. He's he's older brother. He's I what do they both have? Two titles? I think the titles they're tied, but he I think he had the overall better career. He comes off as you know what though? Eli did it with one team. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eli did it with one team. But Eli didn't put the stats that might that might put him over. But he didn't put up the stats at that Peyton did. Hey, but he's got the rings. Well, you don't Cares if you put up the stats. Do you value rings or do you value stats? I value rings, bro. That means that you just played longer and you didn't get it done. Yeah, I mean that's a conversation for a different day because I could go all day with that of like what's more important. Well, yeah, you're a Raiders fan, bro. Come on. Hey, we have titles, bro. It's it's been a minute, but yeah, there's a bunch of titles written in the in the men's wrestling. Hey, we're gonna be good this year. Count on it, bro. Count on the bet is back on for the Raiders. It's back on. It's back on. They don't know. That's a that's a that's a topic for another month and a half. Okay, another day. All right. How about this? The ultimate. Ricky Vaughn or Willie Mays Hayes. Ricky Vaughn. Yeah, bro. The way he comes in and shuts that down, but but Willie Mays Hayes is really for that team. Still Alpha. Okay, you're my man. Go get any hit. This guy's the album you've been waiting your whole life for. All right, Uncle. Guess what we got? ⁓ last, was it last week or the week before we did the hottest chicks bracket challenge in honor of the World Cup? Well, guess what? The World Cup is still going, brother. Argentina versus Spain in the final. Who you got? Bro, this isn't even a question, bro. Spain. I hate Argentina, dog. Why? Cause they got ⁓ because they got messy. I hate messy. I don't get it. Sometimes you're like you, I I'm I'm right here with you or walking side by side, and then you just sometimes we're up a cliff. I don't get it. I just don't understand. And then other times we're like, ⁓ yeah. Anyways. So you're like Argentina, you trader? Yeah, I love Messi, bro. He's my favorite player. When I first started really getting when I first started really getting to soccer, you know, obviously it was him and Rena and Ronaldo were the best. And I just I started watching him and I was like, ⁓ this ain't even close, bro. Messi is the best thing I've ever seen. And have you seen his wife? She holy. No. Well, don't. Uncle. Alright, we're doing a bracket challenge, but we're doing it our own little mix. So we're doing Sidekick, the greatest sidekick of all time. So this is yours. This is Uncle Knows Best. So I'm going to give you the two sidekicks. Judge it how you want. I would just say who's the overall best sidekick. You know what I mean? Whatever criteria you want to set, you set it. All right. So I'm going give you the two guys or the two people or whatever. And ⁓ you pick a winner. And we're just gonna go all the way to it till we have an till we have a winner. All right. You understand the game? The game you the game you invented? Alright, first one. And don't go too fast because I need to write these down. All right. First one. Do you know Sam Wise from Lord of the Rings? Who? ⁓ jeez. Sam Sam Wise. His name was Sam Wise, but Sam from Lord of the Rings? Did you watch that? Okay. Is that a is that ⁓ what's his name? ⁓ it's Rudy actually. okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Rudy. ⁓ Versus Robin, aka Little Dick Grayson from Batman. How are you mentioning those foods up? It's just a random draw, bro. It's just a random draw that's actually kinda cool. I'm gonna go ⁓ come on, dog. Little Dick Grayson. Yeah. Okay. Is that on his birth certificate? Little? No, I think I heard somebody. Little Dick Grayson. I heard they call him little Dick Grayson. I'll just gonna put Robin down, okay? Next one. Come on. We gotta move, bro. Come on. What's going on here? You just enough to go fast. Chewy, aka or no, Chewbacca, aka Chewy from Star Wars or Tonto from No Under Danger. I'm gonna go Chewy, dog, just because he sounds cool. Chewy. And I know that gets that gets a little beep beep. But over Tonto, one of the absolute greatest cyclics of all time. Damn. Okay. Gotcha. Got you. Okay, next one. He was played by a white man. That's why I don't like him. No, he was I'm just kidding, I don't even know who played him. No, I think it was a well you're right. I don't I think it was just a tan, a tan. You just get rattled up real easily. How about this one? R2 D2. Actually, that's not what he did, but R2 D2 from Star Wars or Goose from Top Gun. I feel the need for the need for a speed. ⁓ you gotta go goose. Thank you. I thought you were late more than Archudito. I'm the biggest Star Wars guy, but come on, bro. Goose? That fool died that fool that fool died for his ho for his for his partner, bro. Okay. Yeah, that fool always got ⁓ he was weak, bro. I mean he always saved the day, but he also got jacked up pretty quick. ⁓ Garth from Wayne's World. Or Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. I'm gonna go Garth. Only because Pedro Hey Pedro tried to scoop up Napoleon's lady, dog knowing he's But he didn't he didn't know she liked him. No, he knew he knew Napoleon liked her. He did not know Napoleon liked her. Stop. Just 'cause he's Mexican, bro, he must have been ⁓ ⁓ Aguilar somewhere in there. He was loyal as hell to ⁓ Pedro. Yeah, bro. Not even. Bro, stop. Pedro knew that Napoleon liked Deb or whatever her name was. Yeah, Deb. He still asked her out to the dance. Okay, let me watch. Let me watch it again. If that is true, then okay. Okay. ⁓ actually, you're right. Actually, Napoleon did more for him than he did for Napoleon. Okay. All right. All right. All right. And Garth was always by Wayne's idea. Garth was loyal. ⁓ How about this one? Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Hell yeah. Or Donkey from Shrek. ⁓ Cameron Donkey for sure. ⁓ Over Donkey? ⁓ damn. Donkey. Wow. Okay, that's that's an upset. That's a that's like a three versus what twelve season. Why do you like Donkey so much? I don't I really don't, but he's just such an important part of that movie that it's like was Cam really Cam was into a lot of predicaments, bro. And Cameron got Ferris out of a lot of predicaments. Yeah, but But bro, he was a buzzkill the whole day until the finally of the end. His parents made him that way, bro. Exactly, but he was still a buzzkill. Like that's And and he manned up and said, You what, I'm gonna take the blame for this damn card. That's the only good part in the whole movie. And you said you don't like a like dudes stealing chicks. He tried to steal Ferris's chick. Remember where he faked his death in the pool? And then what's Sloane starts giving him CPR and he starts making out with her? Yeah, but what was Dunky gonna do with ⁓ Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I got you on your own game, brother. All right. Next one. Ethel from I Love Lucy. Okay. Or I don't even know if you've seen the show, Jesse Pinkman from Bak Breaking Bad. I'm gonna say Ethel because Ethel. D Ethel? The old ass Ethel? I would have gone for Ethel. Are you serious? Watch the show. She was not old. Yeah, but she was They were both in their like twenties. Okay, but Lucy was at least hot. Ethel. No, Ethel was hot. Okay. All right. Whew, you're throwing me for a loop here. I I don't know what to expect from you. All right. How do you Luigi from Super Mario Brothers or Doc Holliday from Tombstone? You better not mess this one up. I'm your Huckleberry. Come on, I gotta I gotta go Luigi. What? Luigi's dope. Luigi's classic. But Doc Holiday, bro, that might be the absolute greatest sacrifice yourself for your your alpha of all time. But okay. Hey, this ain't my list. This ain't my list. This is your list. This is obviously Uncle doesn't know best. La next one. On last one for this side the bracket. Actually I have both, but Timon and Pumba, because they're kind of like one. In Lion King to Simba or Hit Girl from Kick Ass. ⁓ the chip from Kickass. Yeah, she's freaking badass. Tomorrow they're turned food eating eating buds and crap. Plus, I mean they helped, but like Kickass like carried that fo I mean girl carried that fool. Okay. Other side, let's go. We gotta pick it up. Beavis from Beavis and Butthead or Big Ron from Harry Potter. Ron Weasley? Yeah, bro. Ron Weasley, dog. Hell yeah. Big run, big run, dog. ⁓ what's her name? Hermione. ⁓ yeah, he creep. I thought you weren't into stealing chicks. He stole that fool. He stole her right under ⁓ Harry's Harry's ⁓ Harry Potter. Harry Potter didn't know he wouldn't even know what to do with Hermione dog. Hey, Hermione, have you seen her now? she was ⁓ Cinderella, no. ⁓ yeah. She Bell, yeah. ⁓ ⁓ we should do that one day. ⁓ greatest Disney characters. Bracket on that. Yeah, that would be a good bracket. How about this one? Apollo Creed from Rocky Four or Larry, Larry Dallas from Three's Company. Hey, him and Jack used to put in work, bro. Hey, yeah, those were at the Regal Beagle dog? Bro. I'm gonna go with Harry just because he was he was pulling tail at the Regal Beagle. Over Apollo Creek. He was pulling. Apollo Creek wasn't pulling tail, he was just kicking ass. Yeah. And then he died. And then he died, yeah. You can't be that dope when you die. He dies. He dies. Okay. All right. Robin quivers from the Howard Stern show or Dwight from the office. ⁓ Dwight, bro, my boy Dwight. Hell yeah. Yeah, that fool's freaking hilarious. Okay. Tattoo, your homeboy from Fantasy Island. Remember you were dressed up as him? What they used to used to look like. Yeah. Actually I when I was looking these up, I saw a picture of him and I like, Damn, that's me when I was ten, bro. I'm like, damn, I look just like that fool. ⁓ except for that fool's that fool I think an Asian kid played that or an Asian guy played him. But anyways. ⁓ Geor tattoo from Fantasy Island or George Costanza from Seinfeld? Tattoo. You know the tickets that that guy took to his grave? ⁓ yeah. Bro, that was that was that that was the original Epstein Island, bro. Are you serious? yeah, for sure. Hell yeah. That's where they get. Bro, I how much you want to bet that's where he got that idea from like I want to create my own my own island right flying in. Come on, bro. I I wish I would have been. No, don't even say that. That's not right. Okay, okay, okay. Scratch at all. Next one. ⁓ Ed McMahon from the Tonight Show. Or Dance in Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Carlton. Yeah, that was even though he was a little bitch, in the end he would always Well, he was rich. Well, come on. Yeah. didn't know any better. He didn't know any better. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. You're right. You're right. Okay, how about this? Jefferson Darcy from Mary with Children. Or Bucky from Winter Soldier, bro. Alright, Jefferson, bro. Over Buck? Yeah. Bucky only had one arm. Yeah, and then one dope ass arm. Okay. ⁓ one dope ass arm. What was her name from Harry Potter? Her Harmoweine? Hermione. Hermione from Harry Potter, because she was also kind of a sidekick. Versus Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy. ⁓ bro, I love Rocket. Love, love Rocket. So do I. But I'm gonna pick Hermione. Yeah, I would too. She was a dope ass sidekick too. I I told I told Natalia, that's the only reason I know these characters from Harry Potter, because I hate Harry Potter. But she had her teacher last year, got him into Harry Potter and Everything was Harry Potter. They were all broken into their little groups. They all had the different stupid houses or whatever. So I've watched Harry Potter with her. ⁓ because I watch whatever you know the kids want to watch. I don't give a crap, whatever it is, I'll watch it with them. Same. ⁓ and I told her, I said, Man, I go, this thing this book needs to be called Hermione, not Harry Potter. 'Cause Hermione was always getting ⁓ out of everything, bro. Yeah. And she was the most like smartest and aggressive always. Harry Potter. Yeah. FFO. I watched kind of like the same, but I watched a porno, but it was called Harry Put It In Her. And it was like, Wow. In her mining? Yeah. I don't want to tell you what her what Harry and and Big Ron did to her. ⁓ At the same time, life will be weren't even near friends. That felt good. Alright, last one on this side. Black Widow from Avengers. Don't do her wrong, please, brother. Or Screech from Save by the Bell. I gotta go with my boy Screech. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Because he didn't know he didn't whatever it was asked about. Yeah. He was the ultimate scumbagish, knowing it was against the law, knowing he could catch a case. Yeah, he didn't get but he was he was sexual sexual deviancy. Do you think he was he wanted do you think he like gay for Zach? Deep down? ⁓ I think why he does a couple of times. Yeah, because why would he do all that, bro? It just doesn't make any sense. All right. Okay, good. Okay It only took us an hour to get through the the first round. All right, let's go quick. Next round Ron versus Larry. Larry from ⁓ Three's Company. Ron Weasley versus Larry from Three's Company? Yeah, and Ron yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go Ron Weasley. Dang. That is good. Dwight from the office or Tattoo the Blaine from ⁓ sure Dwight. Okay. Now we're moving. Now we got a little flow. We got a little a little rhythm and flow. ⁓ Carlton from Fresh Prince or Jefferson from Mary with Children. Jefferson. Dang, that I I low key think that's an upset. Okay. ⁓ Hermione? Hermony? Hermione? Hermione. Hermione. Hermione from Harry Potter or Harry put it in her, whichever, whichever way you've seen, versus Screech. I'm gonna go Hermione all day. Dang, she's a beast, bro. Yeah, she is a beast. And she carries a lot of those. Whatever wizardry school or whatever. Damn, tell us how you really feel. All right, Unc. Other side. Robin. ⁓ from Batman, the OG. ⁓ versus Chewy. Chewbacca. ⁓ Chewy. Good. Although that's an upset, honestly. ⁓ yeah, he's like twice as twice as big as Afu. Yeah, but Robin is that's I mean, that's how you get Robin. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Goose talk to me goose versus ⁓ Garth from Waynesworld. I'm gonna go ⁓ Goose. Thank you. All right, thank you. That would that's the right call. I know, I know Garth's the right call hilarious and all that. That movie's hilarious, but come on, it's goose, brother, all day. Cameron from ⁓ Ferris Buellers or Ethel from Lucy. ⁓ Ethel, I told you. Ethel got that. Man, you're you're really feeling this thick mama, huh? This thick grandma. ⁓ Luigi from Super Mario Bros. or Hit Girl. ⁓ Hit Girl. I think that one you should have went with Luigi. I think that's it. But hey, to each your own. All right, let's go. Let's get to this ⁓ final four. Are you ready? Chewy. What is he how'd you do it? ⁓ there it is. ⁓ Chewy or Goose. Damn. That's a head. Yeah, I mean goose does Goose does die. Alright. ⁓ Hit Girl versus Thicky Ethel. Hit girl. Thank you. Dude, hit girl is basically the alpha, but for some reason she's a sidekick. It doesn't make any sense. She's a girl. She's a girl girl. They did her dirty. They did her don. They did her wrong. big Ron or Dwight. Ron from Harry Potter, Dwight from the Office. ⁓ Dwight. Damn. I see how how ⁓ big of a significance the office was on you, huh? Yeah, bro, for sure. Damn. Okay. Jefferson, Jefferson Darcy. Or Hermione. Hermione, doc. Hermione. Damn. Uncle Louie does not what is it where you don't ⁓ give women? I don't budge their proper dues. He's an equal opportunity. No, he did choose Hermione. He has two women in the final four. So here we go. Final four for the gentleman out gentleman's hour ultimate sidekick chat. We have in the final four, Chewy from Star Wars, Hit Girl from what was it? Kick Ass. Dwight from The Little Tube, The Office. And then Her Hermione from Hermione from ⁓ Harry Potter. So we have three movie stars versus one TV. Dwight trying to trying to pull up the upside of the year. all right, Uncle. First one, Dwight versus Hermione. Hermione dog, come on. Her man. I mean, I'm I'm with you on her, but I don't know if she should have made it this far, bro. But she did have an easy bracket. But okay. Chewy versus Hit Girl. ⁓ that's gonna go Hit Girl. Bro, what the f this guy don't give a crap about us dudes anymore. All right. So the final is Hit Girl versus Hermione. These are way two really big upsets. I mean, you have you have Robin going out in like the second round. That's crazy. But anyways, okay. All right, Uncle. This is our championship match. ⁓ hit girl versus Hermione. But give me a little bit of what you're thinking first and then give me the winner. I'm gonna I'm thinking Hermione because Wizardbeep. Wizard beep is gonna trump Hit Girl. I think ⁓ I I think you're right on that one, 'cause I think it can go either way. And I think both of these girls carried carried their respective movies in terms of like you know, you were all saying she was bailing them out. Hit girl carried the sht out of that that other dude couldn't even fight. She was like a ninja, so I'm hit girl. But you're right, Hermione was badass. I just loved the way Hermione her character was just like she was always like In you what I Like let's do it. Let's go. Yeah, take each like taking track I love that. Picking up their slack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It seemed like she was the only one with brains in that in that crew. ⁓ all right. Hey, so there you go. There you have it. That is our ⁓ that's our winner in sidekick of the year challenge, whatever the hell this was. Hermione. That's gotta be an upset. She she was probably at the most like an eight seed. So for the eight seed to win it all, that's great. That's good. Yeah. Because you didn't you didn't include Bob from La Bamba. It's not my first. Or my last. I totally forgot about that, bro. I totally forgot about that. Lieutenant Dan. ⁓ and Bubba. That's a good one too. That's a good one too. Bubba. That's a good ⁓ Bubbay could have been either, huh? But Bubba dies. I I would say it would be more of ⁓ Lieutenant Lieutenant Dan. Yeah, I know he was a good guy. ⁓ yeah. Okay. ⁓ all right, Uncle. That was it, brother. That was our challenge. You have any ⁓ last words before I go into my outro? ⁓ no. If ⁓ I you know what I do? If you're a sidekick, embrace embrace your role. If you're an alpha, make sure you you lead with with courage and and you you take these ⁓ sidekicks To the promised land or try to get them there. Right, right, right. Exactly. Think about them also. And then toss them your s top toss on your sloppy seconds, bro. They deserve it. Hey, and maybe that's the next subject of the next show. We move from sidekicks to side chicks. Nah, I don't want to go there. Okay. All right, cool. All right, cool. Me neither. Me neither. All right, Uncle. Thank you. And ⁓ that's a short list quite And there you have it. Every legend has someone helping to carry the load. Sometimes the MVP isn't the loudest person in the room. It's the one standing behind them. If this topic hit that spot for you, you know what spot I'm talking about. Hit that spot. Can you do me a favor? Can you please go check us out on all these ⁓ platforms? Can you please, I don't know if you've subscribed, if you haven't, come on. Help help a homie out. Come on, man. and ⁓ and thank you. And thank you for ⁓ for hanging out with us and this goofiness that we bring. Thank you to Louie for that topic. That was great, bro. I was you know what? I honestly am gonna try to fit as many of these bracket things in 'cause I love it. I love hearing what you say and I love thinking. I love thinking like I know what you're gonna like, ⁓ he's gonna go here and then suddenly you throw me for a curb and I'm like But then when you rationalize, I'm like, alright, that makes sense. Everybody has their own ⁓ you know their own views, their own perspective. So that's dope. Thank you, Uncle, as always, and