Latest / No Commentary Gaming / HITMAN WORLD OF ASSASSINATION - EMINEM VS. SLIM SHADY (No Commentary Gameplay)
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- 0:00Good Morning 47. Your target is Slim Shady, the
- 0:04notorious alter ego of rap superstar Eminem.
- 0:08Slim Shady's lyrical genius is matched only by his talent for
- 0:12controversy. His outrageous reputation has
- 0:16been a source of much disturbance for Eminem, who has
- 0:18tried and failed to kill him once before.
- 0:22Slim Shady is not easily silenced, it seems.
- 0:27He has seized control of the Gamma facility in Hokkaido and
- 0:31is currently causing chaos. Under his sadistic influence,
- 0:35the place has become a twisted hybrid of childhood playground.
- 0:39An insane asylum this guy's had. Serious fucking problems man,
- 0:42but. When I see it, putting a bullet
- 0:46in his head is doing him a favor.
- 0:49Let's end this motherfucker 47. Well that was weird but
- 1:24whatever, let's get down to business 47.
- 1:27Find Slim and get his ass, but watch yours, he's fucking
- 1:31insane. So when?
- 1:37I started. This first it didn't start off
- 1:39light hearted. At first, but.
- 1:40It feels like I'm targeted Mike boggling.
- 1:42How am I rocking in guy rocking in look what I rocking in Yeah,
- 1:45the shit. It's just.
- 1:46Like y'all been Mike some. White chocolate man.
- 1:55That's the. Fuck for that Mike cock.
- 1:57Oh my God, it's that kicked. Out again.
- 2:25This thing on yo shats? I'm waiting on that scatty
- 2:29sandwich. Hello, Sir.
- 3:18Hey you, you know what time it is?
- 3:21I don't actually. Oh, you fucking know.
- 3:23Oh, horse, we're on it, Mr. Shady.
- 3:26And put that shit between two slices of bread for me.
- 3:29Got it. Makes perfect sense.
- 3:31Delicious. There he is, Slim Shady, that
- 3:34little crotch grabbing fuck pop his ass.
- 3:38Patience. That's not how we do it.
- 3:42You're no fun. Never heard of a speed run
- 3:45We're. Here to eat spaghetti.
- 3:50Obviously. Is that the reason we exist?
- 4:11Well. Hello.
- 4:20Are you hearing me? He's killing people in there.
- 4:24Well, I didn't know he wanted us to create music that's
- 4:27weaponized. No.
- 4:29Something's gone wrong somewhere.
- 4:31Every time I try to come up with something, I'm overwhelmed by
- 4:34ideas that can only please or at least make people happy.
- 4:41I can't go to testing. He'll destroy me.
- 4:45Try that. I can't find the exits.
- 4:48It's all messed up, Bing. Bong doctor, I better see you in
- 4:53the testing room in like 20 seconds.
- 4:54Look that thing up your head personally.
- 4:56Thank you. This testing session could be
- 5:05worth attending. What the fuck is he up to?
- 5:08Let's find out. Hey, what's up?
- 5:39Sir, you might find this amusing, but I can assure you
- 5:42drawing attention to yourself is not what you want to be doing.
- 6:16That's. Another.
- 6:21Attention. I want everyone tuned into my
- 6:23fucking show. Go watch the screen, Winter
- 6:27Garden. Hello, anybody listening?
- 7:30I want my fucking spaghetti sandwich.
- 7:32Bring that shit. Out Sir, please stand still.
- 7:35I have to do a routine check. This is just a security
- 7:42precaution. All right.
- 7:50Thank you. Hello.
- 8:34Welcome, honey. Are you part of the
- 8:38weaponization program? You're just in time for testing.
- 8:42It's that way. Oh, a gift.
- 8:47There's nothing like a key and a mirror to unlock the secrets of
- 8:51the universe. But don't tell the others.
- 8:54You big handsome baby. You.
- 9:42Hello, Sir. Testing, testing doctors, get
- 9:50your asses to the testing rule. I repeat, get your asses to the
- 9:54testing rule. Hello, Sir.
- 10:00I know I got this kick ass idea. It's going to blow Mr. Shady
- 10:04away is. It.
- 10:12All of them spoil hot. Tub recognize music.
- 10:15It's a theory, sure, but it's never been proven.
- 10:19You've got this. We've got the manual implanted
- 10:22in the Neurochip. It will work.
- 10:25Quit whining. Being selected for this is a big
- 10:28deal. Let's see if this brain shit can
- 10:40get y'all to come up with some decent fucking ideas.
- 10:43I'm ready. Kick me.
- 10:45I propose we do trip hop. Remixes.
- 10:51What are you fucking stupid? No, no, no.
- 10:53I'm sorry, Mr. Shady. I'm from Vermont.
- 10:56And I'm from hell, bitch. You the bald one, what you got
- 11:06for me. To weaponize, you need a gun.
- 11:08Oh for fuck's sake, I know that, but I want people to go insane.
- 11:13I want the world to burn now. Fuck off and don't come back
- 11:16until you study that manual. Got it.
- 11:18Y'all better have something good for me when I come back.
- 11:21Shit. This is worse than I thought.
- 11:23He's fucking weaponizing man. He's such an asshole.
- 11:27The. Music people.
- 11:39Fit music. Oh dear, that sounds
- 11:41frustrating. I.
- 11:44Thought the. Neuro.
- 11:45Just. Gave me.
- 11:45The tool, Wow, that was awesome. Oh my God, what am I?
- 11:49Doing here. Some wires got.
- 11:50Crossed common. In my brain.
- 11:52With his finger. And he?
- 11:54Just. Died I.
- 11:57Was 35. Yeah, it looked cool.
- 11:59Didn't. It it.
- 12:00Was. All no it.
- 12:01Did not. Don't you get it if our.
- 12:04Chips didn't work. We could be next.
- 12:06I hope so. Maybe he'd write a song about
- 12:10brutally murdering me. That's the three.
- 12:12If that's the three, I. Want to?
- 12:15Wait. I need all my eyes open.
- 12:25What the fuck? What is this place?
- 12:29A house. I know it's a fucking house but
- 12:33it makes no sense. You haven't worked it out yet,
- 12:36have you? What?
- 12:39This is not reality. This is your dream.
- 12:44You're in control here. If you want to take Slim Shady
- 12:47down, it's all up to you. Listen, Angel, I don't see your
- 13:23little manual. Are you sure you're prepared for
- 13:26testing? You don't want to upset Mr.
- 13:30Shady, do you? Talking about a manual.
- 13:47You'd better find that manual, I don't think you'll get much
- 13:50further without it. What a peculiar room could this
- 15:03be where the manual is? Take a look around, see what you
- 15:06can find. Excellent 47 You have taken your
- 15:59first step to unleash the madness. 47 Focus.
- 16:11There is a pattern. There must be.
- 16:14Oh God, this is like a bad dream.
- 16:26We are close 47 but be careful, we might unleash A Pandora's
- 16:30box. I think we did it 47.
- 16:39I was afraid I was losing my mind, but now what?
- 16:45It's the manual time to get out of there.
- 16:48This place is messing with my head.
- 17:16Good work back there, return to the hospital.
- 17:20With any luck we can re establish communication with Mr.
- 17:23M. Miss B, what the fuck are you?
- 17:28Good to have you back, Mr. M. What happened?
- 17:32I could see and hear but no communication.
- 17:35Only the depths of your dreamscape can explain that.
- 17:39Yeah, well, don't have time for that shit.
- 17:43Good work by the way. Why?
- 17:45Thank you. Oh.
- 17:51I got this kick ass idea. It's going to blow Mr. Shady
- 17:54away all. Right, let's fucking do this.
- 17:57Show him what you got. We will be dead.
- 17:59Oh Jesus, there you go again. Would you be quiet?
- 18:02I'm trying to prepare you to get this right.
- 18:30OK, Baldy, you better have something good.
- 18:32High pitch, weaponizing the shepherd tone, continuous
- 18:37droning. OK, what more?
- 18:40Than we inflict misophonia. First I thought of a tap
- 18:44dripping, but maybe nails scraping a blackboard would be
- 18:49more desirable. Oh, that's good.
- 18:53You failures can leave. Don't let the door hit you in
- 18:56the ass on the way out. We better get started.
- 19:06I knew straight away that you knew.
- 19:08I could see it in your eyes. Those are Killer's eyes.
- 19:11You know what I like about mirrors?
- 19:13They reflect reality and I'm reality, bitch.
- 19:17I want people to face the fucking music and see the world
- 19:20as I do. Huh, that's weird.
- 19:25How are we going to incorporate your plan?
- 19:27I want to hear the world scream before dawn.
- 19:30I don't think so, bitch. The fuck Marshall?
- 19:34Guess who's? Back Motherfucker Do It 47.
- 19:50Fuck, don't fucking push me, bitch.
- 20:05Well done 47, let the boys finish this.
- 20:08Your money is being transferred to your account now.
- 20:11Get the fuck out of there. Yo, it's me.
- 20:42I think I finally killed the motherfucker.