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Fandomonium - SNL - Papaya Script vs The Not Quite Ready For Prime Rib Players · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Fandemonium, the pop culture game show
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  Speaker 1: that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
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  Speaker 1: games master and comedy producer with a five decade grip
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  Speaker 1: on power, Matt Watson. But a games master needs games,
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  Speaker 1: and games need players, so please welcome first. He is
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  Speaker 1: a podcaster and comedian who wants you to come to
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  Speaker 1: the Fandemonium Live show on May twenty fourth in Colorado Springs.
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  Speaker 1: Run into him and he'll give you an update on
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  Speaker 1: his weekend. It's Jason None.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, while I was like, that could have been anyone,
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't expecting my name at the table today.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Absolutely, and he is an improviser, writer, and program director.
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  Speaker 1: Check out Peakimprov dot com for details on shows and
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  Speaker 1: classes at the Peak Improv Theater. He's the opposite of
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  Speaker 1: a Debbie Downer, but he is still concerned about feline aids.
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  Speaker 1: It's Ethan Goldman.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, No, I didn't know you were going to say
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  Speaker 3: my name.
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  Speaker 4: I was hoping that was going to be me.
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  Speaker 1: He just suddenly got a job at the theater. I'll
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  Speaker 1: see what I've put for you. Try all right, Welcome back, Jason.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome for the first time, Ethan, how are you both?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, so good? Doing great, not a Debbie downer.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm very concerned about feline aids. Goodness, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: know where that came from. This is a new environment,
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  Speaker 2: so this is all very interesting. That's what you know.
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  Speaker 3: What if you if a cat has feeling aids, they
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  Speaker 3: can't go to new environment.
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  Speaker 1: It's a huge burden for them.
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  Speaker 3: Hugely offensive, laughing, It feels sad.
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  Speaker 1: So Jason, you are kind of alluding to there that
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  Speaker 1: maybe SNL isn't your your biggest fandom.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I was born after two thousand and seven.
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  Speaker 2: But I just I don't think no, I wasn't at all.
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  Speaker 2: My my generation doesn't watch s and O. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know a single person my age that has watched an
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  Speaker 2: entire episode of sn let alone live.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. Sketches are on TikTok now, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we watch clips and seventy percent of them suck.
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  Speaker 2: So what I think to subject myself, You know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you'll find any disagreement from any cl
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  Speaker 1: fans that those percentages.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a golden era, right, not during my time.
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  Speaker 3: That's what everyone argues about. Well, I'm sure we'll get
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  Speaker 3: into it. But yeah, yeah, everyone thinks that their generation
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  Speaker 3: of cast or whatever is like the best one. As
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  Speaker 3: a fan of it, I will say they all kind
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  Speaker 3: of suck. There's some gems, yeah, there's compilations of the
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  Speaker 3: good stuff or like clips, but yeah, on the whole,
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  Speaker 3: any one episode is like not gonna be good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, Ethan, you are a fan of SNL, So
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  Speaker 1: that's that's great news for Jason for this team ice game.
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  Speaker 1: Thank god. How long have you been a fan of SNL.
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  Speaker 3: Well, so, I grew up in Chicago, and so it
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  Speaker 3: was when we would do our shows and classes and
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  Speaker 3: stuff at Second City. The hipeline was very much there
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  Speaker 3: for a lot of people that like they wanted to
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  Speaker 3: be on Saturday Night Live, and so watching it was
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  Speaker 3: sort of like you know, it was it was research.
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  Speaker 3: It was homework in some ways, because a lot of
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  Speaker 3: improvisers really went to Second City not to get better
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  Speaker 3: at improv, but because they were like, we know, scouts
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  Speaker 3: come to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Sure we could get on.
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  Speaker 3: And I know a couple of people who've who've gone
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  Speaker 3: on and been on the show, it seems grueling and hard.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to be on the show. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: you know, I've watched it sort of from an analytical standpoint,
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  Speaker 3: but so yeah, for years I've seen it, but in
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  Speaker 3: the same vein as what you're saying. Most people don't
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  Speaker 3: just sit and watch all episode of it anymore. It's
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  Speaker 3: not even you know, before that you'd get like the
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  Speaker 3: best of David Spade or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I don't know if that's an unique COMPLI.
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  Speaker 3: Your best example, like, yeah, they've always been doing that
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  Speaker 3: where you know, because it's rotating cast and stuff, a
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  Speaker 3: lot of diversity in each episode of the types of
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  Speaker 3: comedy and so kind of jack of all trades masterom
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  Speaker 3: not my few.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. And I spot like the
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  Speaker 1: YouTube clips tend to do quite well now and I
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  Speaker 1: certainly will catch the occasional sketch just from them appearing
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  Speaker 1: and getting millions of views on YouTube. I like you said,
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  Speaker 1: I can't imagine sitting down on a on a Saturday
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  Speaker 1: night at whatever time and watching a full two hour show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's two hours. I think with commercials there's a musical
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  Speaker 1: guess where they're gonna fit that seventy percent if they
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  Speaker 1: were two hours. Okay, I think you'll make a great
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  Speaker 1: team we've got someone who has been alongside SNL for
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  Speaker 1: a good amount of time now, and Jason who may
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  Speaker 1: have seen half a sketch with Ryan Garsling. Okay, that
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  Speaker 1: that might come up, that might come up. Yes, all right,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's see where those agreeables are coming from, because
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  Speaker 1: you'll need some opponents. She is a podcaster and comedian
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  Speaker 1: who wants you to send your fandom muses to gate
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  Speaker 1: Leapers at gmail dot com. Please. She used to be
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  Speaker 1: a cheerleader, but thankfully not a spartan one. It's Audra Stephenson. Hello, Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: And he is a sketchwriter, improviser, and teacher, which makes
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  Speaker 1: him better than the rest of us. He used to
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  Speaker 1: make a local access sketch show, so I want to
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  Speaker 1: live in Troy's world. It's Troy Davidson.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: We wasn't going to be me.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't used to be a cheerleader, Okay, I still
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  Speaker 1: I was your second time, So Audre, we know one
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  Speaker 1: of our resident captains doesn't have a ton of knowledge
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  Speaker 1: about SNL, but what about yourself?
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  Speaker 5: I have a passing like osmosis knowledge because I in
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  Speaker 5: college was friends with people who went to Chicago. Because
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  Speaker 5: people from SNL were going to be scouting, So I
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  Speaker 5: had a general cultural osmosis, but I did not necessarily
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  Speaker 5: watch it because I didn't know how to find it
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  Speaker 5: and they blocked all the channels at my school.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, Christian College.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, Sketch comedy was the devil according to God.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently I don't disagree with that. Okay, so some cultural
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  Speaker 1: osmosis knowledge. Troy, what about yourself? You an SNL fan?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, it's interesting because Audrey and I had kind
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  Speaker 4: of the same experience. My parents were very religious, so
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  Speaker 4: watching the SNL like I had to sneak it in
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  Speaker 4: because it was like I was sinning. Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: was like born. So you know, I started watching for
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  Speaker 4: when I was like fourteen fifteen, back in the eighties
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  Speaker 4: and so but I've been watching ever since and I've
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  Speaker 4: loved it. I read the book on it and everything.
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  Speaker 4: The problem is I don't have a great memory.
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  Speaker 1: I think that'll be broadly fine, Togain.
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  Speaker 5: Honestly, so many times people have had too much knowledge
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  Speaker 5: and it's gotten in the way where it's like, but
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  Speaker 5: I think it might be this. Matt's only had two
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  Speaker 5: weeks to research this, and so you if you outthink him.
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  Speaker 6: You might be wrong.
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  Speaker 3: The important thing to remember, too, is all of the
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  Speaker 3: cast members from the eighties and nineties were extremely high
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  Speaker 3: on Kochie. They don't really remember.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's such a good point. Although Round one will
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  Speaker 1: be listing every single sketch in order from the beginning
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  Speaker 1: of time over the cost of the last week, I
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  Speaker 1: guess yeah, okay, teams, you've arrived for your first day
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  Speaker 1: on the SNL cast, but you bet a team up
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  Speaker 1: and form a clique or Lorn will fire you at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the season. So I'd like each pair
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  Speaker 1: to find some comedic cohesion and come up with an
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  Speaker 1: SNL themed team name. Please, let's start with Jason and Ethan.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got any ideas? I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I racked my brain over this. I really don't know
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  Speaker 2: anything about SNL. The best I could come up with
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  Speaker 2: for a team name was the Papaya Scripts, after my
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  Speaker 2: favorite sketch of Snough.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not even familiar with that.
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  Speaker 1: What's the explain comedy to us because that's always funny.
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  Speaker 3: Describe the sketch.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's Ryan Darstling freaking out of the avatar fond
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  Speaker 2: just being in Papaya.
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  Speaker 1: Pyris fuck. Do you want us to put the lines
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  Speaker 1: on a que card or something.
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  Speaker 2: It's Papya script, you idiot. That's the team name. I'm
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  Speaker 2: the captain.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I'll shit a reference to nothing. That's
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  Speaker 1: so in line for this podcast, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any ideas or you happy to go
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  Speaker 1: with Papya script?
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  Speaker 3: You know what? I had plenty of great ideas, but
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  Speaker 3: none could be better than the classic Saturday Night Life
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  Speaker 3: reference Papaya script. Bryan gool Love, Ryan gooselingh brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well we've got Papaya script. Let's let's find out
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  Speaker 1: who they'll be facing, Aldra Troy. You've got any ideas
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  Speaker 1: that make sense?
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  Speaker 4: That makes sense?
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  Speaker 5: I say a couple and I hold up three fingers.
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  Speaker 5: That counts sn hell. Oh good, say major as SNL
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  Speaker 5: because SNL is fifty as well.
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  Speaker 6: And we went to your fiftieth birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Wow in Troy.
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  Speaker 5: The sorry next one doesn't do it's fiftieth birthday celebration.
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  Speaker 1: Fiftieth birthday celebration. Yes, a good team name. Yes, yeah
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  Speaker 1: you recently you recently turned fifty, just like SNL did.
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  Speaker 1: Did you feel some kind of action?
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  Speaker 4: But I look forty five, the loudest question mark, Yes,
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  Speaker 4: I did turn fifty yeap what.
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  Speaker 1: Do you like any of those references? Have you got
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  Speaker 1: any idea?
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  Speaker 4: Those are all great? I was trying to think. All
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  Speaker 4: I could think of was the comedians that are called
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  Speaker 4: the not quite ready for prime time players, right hmm.
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  Speaker 4: I was thinking, like, not quite ready for prime rib players.
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  Speaker 3: Because because you're vegetarian, because you got to be watching
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  Speaker 3: you're a vegetarian.
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  Speaker 4: I have to watch my cluster levels.
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  Speaker 2: That makes about as much sense as the Papias.
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  Speaker 1: It makes more sense. Is that the one you go
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  Speaker 1: I'm starting to type it, is that what you're going with? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Not quite ready for prime rip players? Yes, very good. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we have the very classic combination here of Papias script
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  Speaker 1: versus not quite ready for prime rib players too easy
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  Speaker 1: to understand team names. This is why I can't do
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  Speaker 1: You just did it. You've been doing it now for
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  Speaker 1: fourteen minutes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, then I can totally do it. You know, every
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  Speaker 4: conversation is improv That's true. I never know how my
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  Speaker 4: conversation is going to end. Yeah, start them.
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  Speaker 3: I pay a Q card guy to stay up people I.
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  Speaker 1: Talk to, all right, and if you're listening to this
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  Speaker 1: and thinking, I live outside the US, so SNL has
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  Speaker 1: no bearing on my reading of dominant culture. Don't worry
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  Speaker 1: his order With an opening monologue that we like to
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  Speaker 1: call passing knowledge, we should probably have opened that.
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  Speaker 5: SNL is an American late night sketch comedy variety show
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  Speaker 5: God That's a lot of Things.
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  Speaker 6: Good honor.
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  Speaker 5: Created by Lorn Myke and airing on NBC. The show
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  Speaker 5: premiered in nineteen seventy five under the original title NBC's
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  Speaker 5: Saturday Night but it took all the cocaine of the
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  Speaker 5: eighties to perfect the branding, and Saturday Night Live was born.
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  Speaker 5: The show's comedy sketches often parody popular culture and current events.
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  Speaker 5: You know, like doing a.
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  Speaker 6: Sketch about blue oyster cult in the year two thousand,
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  Speaker 6: very relevant. Each show is hosted by a celebrity guest he, she, they,
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  Speaker 6: or Alec.
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  Speaker 5: Baldwin deliver an opening monologue to perform sketches with the
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  Speaker 5: cast and promote their latest shitty movie. There's also a
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  Speaker 5: musical guest, and you're starting to only recognize one or
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  Speaker 5: two per season.
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  Speaker 6: You're old.
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  Speaker 2: That's okay.
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  Speaker 5: The cast of Saturday Night Live has spawned the careers
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  Speaker 5: of so many mainstays of comedy, and in the spirit
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  Speaker 5: of SNL, i'll list them all, interspersed with footage of
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  Speaker 5: the New York City Skyline with some upbeat jazzy music underneath. Wait,
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  Speaker 5: I'm actually hearing from the booth that they don't need
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  Speaker 5: that minute in thirty five seconds to swap over the
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  Speaker 5: set after all, So we'll just forget about that. Let's
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  Speaker 5: play Pandemonium.
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  Speaker 1: Yay, thank you, Odra. Alec Boldwin the fourth gender.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, it's now a full, a full like two axes.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, how much, Alec Boldwin? Are you sixty six?
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you'll never guess which sixty two?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Just before we get to today's games, I've asked
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  Speaker 1: each player to bring in a muse, something that inspires
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  Speaker 1: them or something they love from this particular fandom. SNL
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  Speaker 1: is inspiring to me because it says if you said
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  Speaker 1: a deadline and work to it, you can produce half
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  Speaker 1: You can produce half baked comedy at regular intervals. And
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  Speaker 1: you know what, the fact that I flubped that line
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  Speaker 1: sums it all up here. Yeah, Jason, we'll start with you,
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  Speaker 1: the super fan yes, yes, what's inspiring you from the
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  Speaker 1: world of Saturday Night Live.
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  Speaker 2: I just love the idea that there is there's a
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  Speaker 2: format out there, a media platform that is at the
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  Speaker 2: zenif of culture that says, hey, you're doing a cool thing.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to go ahead and put you on a
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  Speaker 2: spot and let you advertise that and put yourself out there.
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  Speaker 2: And I get stopped constantly by fans of gate Leapers
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  Speaker 2: who are like, dude, I fucking love what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gateleaping all the time. They use it, they use
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  Speaker 2: it colloquially, we coined that we did that, And I'm
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  Speaker 2: just a big fan of us. That's my only touchstone
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  Speaker 2: to any of this at all. Okay, nice, I'm probably
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  Speaker 2: the Pete Davidson of this, which doesn't bode well. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just like this cracked out, weird guy with mental health issues,
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  Speaker 2: and he's not actually that funny if you think about it.
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  Speaker 6: He's gonna be so mad.
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  Speaker 1: He listens to everyone. He's going to be Yeah. He's
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  Speaker 1: one of the fans that runs into you and says, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I luckily all the time, I'm like ski please, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good good news. Good to be inspired by us. Fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's move on over to your papa as script
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  Speaker 1: teammate Ethan. What's inspiring you from the world of SNL.
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  Speaker 3: I always thought it's impressive that you sort of think
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  Speaker 3: of Saturday Night Live as like the pinnacle of a
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  Speaker 3: pathway for performers who are like not great at acting,
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  Speaker 3: but then you can still somehow turn some of those
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  Speaker 3: characters into full feature length movies, yes, where you're still
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  Speaker 3: not great, And it just gives me hope as someone
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  Speaker 3: who I think is not that great an.
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  Speaker 1: Acting the one day you could be in Magriba.
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  Speaker 3: If only I could be, if I could be ten
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  Speaker 3: percent more Alec Baldwin and.
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  Speaker 4: In mcgroup or Pat remember the movie No, what's the character?
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  Speaker 1: Wow, it's Papyrus, you idiot. Oh yeah, that's great. SNL
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  Speaker 1: gives us hope. I mean I did, like, it is
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  Speaker 1: very impressive that they do it all live. It is
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  Speaker 1: like done in a week and everything like that. But
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  Speaker 1: I do also often think that thing of like, was
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  Speaker 1: that a good performance?
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  Speaker 3: If? Yeah, they're more often just having fun. And I
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  Speaker 3: think the movie expansions upon sketch premises is like just
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  Speaker 3: an exercise in narcissism, Like Wow, how long can we
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  Speaker 3: be Wayne from Wayne's World?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the idea of coming up with a premise that, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this will work for three to five minutes, let's do
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  Speaker 1: it for ninety.
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  Speaker 3: To one hundred wild ambition, which.
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  Speaker 1: Is inspiring, So excellent, muse. I'm feeling very inspired by
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  Speaker 1: Papia script. But let's find out what they're not quite
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  Speaker 1: ready for prime rip players are inspired by Troy.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's funny. I just started doing improud stuff
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  Speaker 4: about a year ago. I'm fifty, and I think maybe
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  Speaker 4: I could still make it on Saturday. I could do that, right, So,
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  Speaker 4: And like you mentioned before, in college, Brendon and I
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  Speaker 4: had a TV show where we just did sketches. So
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  Speaker 4: we were very much inspired by Saturday Night Live.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any recurring sketches that you had on
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  Speaker 1: that you could remember that you could repeat.
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  Speaker 4: We used to do a soap opera nice and it
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  Speaker 4: was called why did This have to Happen? And every
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  Speaker 4: episode ended with why did this happen?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so, just broadly inspired by that. You may one
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  Speaker 1: day still be on the cast.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could do it. I'm gonna quit teaching soon here, right,
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  Speaker 4: that's all it takes. Yes, I just got to Clinton
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  Speaker 4: go for it.
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  Speaker 1: That's I mean, that's what they're missing, to be honest. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you can turn up and say, look, I am
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  Speaker 1: as old as this show. That's God account for something.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I think that would work.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry to keep bringing up that you fit.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't know that. I try to forget every day.
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  Speaker 1: If SNL was currently fifty three years old, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have even thought about it. But it's just the how this,
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  Speaker 1: how this sinks up happenstance, but very inspiring Troy. Anything
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  Speaker 1: can happen. Yes, anything, And oh Joe, what about you?
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  Speaker 1: What inspires you from SNL?
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  Speaker 5: It's just even though I haven't watched it actively, it
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  Speaker 5: has been there for like very specific moments in my life.
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  Speaker 5: And the main example I can think of is I
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  Speaker 5: grew up super, super religious, and I had a group
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: of female friends who were like leaving religion. And I
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: was the first one of that group of friends to
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: lose their virginity brag because, you know, just because of
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: the way that I am. And I came back to
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: the apartment and when I walked in the door, they
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: played I just had sex and gave me an edible
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: arrangement and it was one of the most beautiful days.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: There were sparklers. It was just it was a wonderful time.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: That is that's fantastic, And that is such a group
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: of virgins. Response. Yes, absolutely, gonna PLAYNL sketch. Yes, and
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: it was God, it was so lame.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, I wasn't a virgin anymore, so they were
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: just like a bunch of virgins.
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: But it was very touching. Yes, I'm just curious how
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: did they know them immediately? Like I just had sex.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Updates comment, Female friendships are wild. I'm going to grow
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: that out there also, anytime, anytime you have gone on
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: a date and had sex, she knew twenty four hours
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: before that, but that was gonna happen min Wow, Like
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: she has shaved from head to toe her underwear match
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: she fucking knew.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: That does make sense now that I think about it.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: She didn't change her underwear twenty four hours before red flag.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Poke holes in the bit.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: It's fine. No, that is very inspiring, Uldra, You've inspired me.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling very inspired, inspired enough to throw some games
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: at you guys. You ready, hell yeah, all right, okay,
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: teams join in if you know this one. Now that
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: our opening skit is done pre recorded in Colorado Springs.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: It's Sunday Morning, Fuck you All Round one is our
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: classic game of elimination, deliberation, and deception that this time
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: we're calling Saturday Night Lies. Ooo, that's the reaction I
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: was hoping for. I will name a category, and then
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: in turns, I will give each team five things supposedly
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: from that category. Three of them will be correct answers
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: and two will be complete jokes. Correct select correct answers
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: one by one for a point each, but choose a
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: wrong answer and you'll be frozen out of the list,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: like a really cold open. So I think we will
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: begin with a list for Papaya script and the first
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: category is guest hosts, people who have guest hosted Saturday
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Night Live. So here is your list of five names.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Dwayne Johnson, Meryl Streep, Leonardo DiCaprio, Alan Cumming, and Ronald breaking.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: WHOA, I do not feel the rock at all, but
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Meryl Streep is it's gotta be.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I do think that she has my
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: other suspicion because there are two lies and your two lies. Okay, yeah,
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: I think Ronald Reacan feels perhaps like a.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Stretch, but who knows.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Let's let's at least go Meryl Streep because we're the strongest,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: confident feeling on Meryl Streep.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I think, yeah, feel the strongest on Meryl Streep.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Meryl Streep, say, Meryl Streep is your first answer? Yeah,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Meryl Streep has never hosted. Yes, I am so sorry you.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: That's the first freeze out we've had on that game
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: for a long time.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Wow, those guys are bad.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: These are really looking at me. I think this is
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: going to be an easy one. Has the Rocks not
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: only is the Rock host, he's I think five.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: We're going to get there.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: When we got there, I agree with you.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I was like, I feel like I have a distinct
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: memory works.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think you should probably over rull Jason. I'm
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: pretty much found.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: We thought, wait, just so, are you do you need
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: the withhold the information of Ronald Reagan that.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: No I can I can now reveal? Okay, yeah, was
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: he so? Yes? Ronald Reagan did host. Le Caprio right,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Leo DiCaprio and Meryl Streep did not host.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I felt good about Alan cumming. We should have we
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: should should have.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Should damnation the the Ronald Reagan want is a little tricksy,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: and that it was his son who hosted it, who
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: was Ronald Reagan. You're a bastard and a liar. Yeah,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: that's that's I'm the game's mastery.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like saying that Michael B. Jordan hosted it,
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: but Michael.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Technically true.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're describing how I treat you. Yeah, so no
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: points there for that past. But don't worry. There'll be
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: another category chance the skull points. You won't worry, you
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: don't care. Okay, let's have a list of guest hosts
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: for not quite ready for Prime RIB players. Here is
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: your list of five names. Emma Stone, Matt Damon, Keanu Reeves,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Elon Musk, and Kermit the Frog.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, I know Kermit the Frog is.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna trust you, obviously.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: I just have a memory of that.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, the hand up, No, he's the hand up Donald Trump's.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: So we're gonna we're gonna lock in Kermit.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: You're gonna know with Kermet if if you're okay.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: With that, well, I don't know if that's the first one. Okay, Okay,
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: I swear I do have a memory.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Of Troy's figuring out the game. Now it's like which one,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: which one do you feel the most? Hemistonemstone for sure, Emmistone.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Go with Emmistone, Yeah, because I have a memory of
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: that too.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Emmistone absolutely was on. Okay, so we're losing.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: I thought this was whose line? Is it anyway?
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Where?
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: They matter?
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: We have this thing called sat Leapers. They kind of matter.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: That's my whole job on gate Leapers.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: Who are the other ones? Again?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: You have Matt Damon, Keanu Reeves, Elon Musk and come
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: at the Frog.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: There's no way.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: He probably fucking has just because every time I say
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: there's no way, Elon Musk.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Said always shifts. He's a gamer that gets comedy.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: The two of them think you that didn't is Matt
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Damon and Keanu Reeves.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know why, but I feel like I have
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: a memory of Keanu doing it. But I I should
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: not be trusted in this space. Do you feel most
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: confident about Kermit at the Yeah?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I feel pretty condit. You're going with Kermit.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Let's go for Kermit, Let's go for amit of them,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: I was like, you forgot about Kermit?
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Didn't you go for the Gambit? Well, they should have
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: gone with Elon because Cermit the Frog has never He's
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: appeared on it a couple of times, but he's never
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: been the host. Because the Muppets were part of the
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: snl uh huh. They definitely did some stuff in the
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: early days before lorn ostracized Jim Henson. I'll make them
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: celebrity rumors for fifty years ago. So never did Elon
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: must did? Yeah he did, he did a few years ago. Yeah,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: he hosted Saturdy Night Live. Keanu Reeves didn't, and Matt
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Damon did. There you go wow, but you got a point.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: You got on, so well done.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: We're still losing by one.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Let's see if you can catch up. Now, Papaa's script.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Here is the next category. The next category cast members.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: He blue have been cast members on Saturday Night Live.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: So here's your list of cast members. Catherine Hahn, Gilbert Gottfried,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Austin Ryeback, Chris Parnell, and Robert Downey Jr.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: How because Robert Downe June would have guest start, he
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have cast it, right, I don't think he was
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: a cast Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris Parnell, I feel like was.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Chris Bernell definitely was a cast member. Yeah, I can
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: lock that in.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Then we locked that in. Yeah, score point this time.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: You don't have second feelings about Chris Parnell A Lazy Sunday.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: And other references Chris Barnell absolutely, all right, good stuff?
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: The other people?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, what what were the first couple names?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: The first couple Catherine Hahn and Gilbert Gottfried.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure about gil Okay, who the who the
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: heck is Austin Ryback.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: I don't recognize the name, which makes me think that
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: he was a cast member.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, statistics, Shay right, Like, there's there's only two lies there.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: How do we how are we feeling about Katherine Hahn?
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: If Catherine hon is who I'm thinking of, I think
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: she was a cast member. Okay, so I would say
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: that's my next most memorable name.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, should we go Catherine Hon then Austin right Back.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, Katherine Hahn first.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, Catherine Hahn first, and it's not gonna matter who's second,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: because Catherine Hahn was not a cast member. It was
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Robert Downey Junior. Remember cast Downey Jr. Was a cast
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: member for one season. It was like before he got
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: very famous. I think it was when SNL was a
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: dip in the mid to late eighties. They brought in
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: a bunch of young season.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: A kid from Vacation.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah, yeah, that's not who I was thinking of,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: But I was the kid from the Breakfast Club was
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: in it.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's the same kid. But yeah, it was
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: a horrible season.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Gilbert Godfried the other person, Gilbert Gottfried was.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was. Who's Austin Rye back? Austin right back
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: exactly how Ethan described. I made up the name to
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: make him sound like, to make him sound like the
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: kind of person who would have been on SNL in
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: five or ten years. So we got the two people, Yeah,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: pretty much. But you've got Chris Parnell. Now, yeah, that's great. Cyril,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: which is where I know him from. That's great. He's
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: a great actor. Okay, let's have a list of cast
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: members now for not quite ready for Prime Rib players.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: It's got to be some kind of acronym for that
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I can say. Instead, I've wasted more time saying this
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Prime Rib that Prime Rib.
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: Follow your heart.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Here is your list of cast members. Rachel Dratch, Steve Martin,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Tim Robinson, Jessica Williams and Aristotle Athari.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: That's what sounds like. So I know Steve Martin was not.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: He guess hosted like a ton of times, like ten
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: times or something, but I don't think he was ever
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: officially a cast member. But who was the first one?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: The first one, Rachel Dratch.
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah that I recognize.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Going with Rachel Dratch, yes, for sure. Absolutely, another very
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: talented cast member from SNL.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: I didn't really recognize you. There's Steve Martin.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got Steve Martin, Tim Robinson, Jessica Williams, and
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Aristotle Afariim was okay.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: He wasn't super successful on there, which is odd because
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: he's the one from I think you.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Should leave right, Yeah, yeah he was for sure.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, we'll lock it in.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, you're locking it in. It absolutely is Tim
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Robinson and for the exact purpose and reason that Troy
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: described it. Heck, yes, I think it's just be a
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: wild swing.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: I think Steve Martin was not cool, Okay, respecting that in.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're left with Jessica Williams and Aristotle Afari.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: So there's two that were not.
• 31:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, two of these people are not well.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: One of those two if you're if you're saying that
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Steve Martin, Yes, Steve.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: Martin is already eliminated.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: One of those was yes, can you say that the names? Yeah?
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, say them three times fast, Yeah, one time back.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I think Troy is fifty.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: I should write this down.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Would it help if I say them slower?
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Let me turn my hearing.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Jessica Williams Aristotle Athari. I do not recoon it me either. Yeah,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: let's go for it. You're saying Aristotle athari Yeah, a
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: name that sounds made up, but it's not. He was
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: on the cast within in like twenty twenty one or
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: something like that. Oh so that is that's a point.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: You completed your list three for three.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: There, damn yes. I can't believe Steve Martin was not.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: I thought he was famous.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: I think he was.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like holds maybe the record for being one
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: of the most hosts. It's like him host with the most.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Troy didn't didn't fall for that, and Jessica Williams was
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: on the cast of the Daily Show for quite a while.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: All Right, one last category in this round, and look
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: we'll complete the set. It's musical guests. We're looking for
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: musical artists who appeared on SNL. Let's see if you
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: recognize these these artists and bands. So, first of all,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Papias script, here is your list of five. Michael Jackson,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Charlie XCX, Radiohead, Nickelback, and Diddy.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: God damn. I feel like Charlie XCX was recent. I
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: think that sounds like yeah yeah, like last week, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: it may have been like today, like yeah yeah, on
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Sunday morning.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: You with Charlie xx Yeah, ye one hundred percent, Charli
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: X Yeah, hell yeah, brother Charlie famous catchphrase, I hope
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: he's doing well.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I do. I feel like, somewhere in the back of
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: my brain radio Head, I remember some dead eyed host
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: having to say, like and now musical guests radio.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: And as a white man in his thirties, I'm I'm
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: here to validate your with your.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I trust your thanks for choosing this platform to come out.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thirteen percent, Alec Baldwin, the rest of guy, that's
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: tell yellow job. Let's look in Radiohead. I think that
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: I think that I have a memory.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Going with Radiohead. Yeah. I think you must have some
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: memory back there ething, because that absolutely happened. I'm sure
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: it was with the dead eyed introduction as well. They
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: come back.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: All right, now we got Michael Jackson, ye, Nickelback, Yeah,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: and who else Diddy Diddy controversial.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Feels like they would.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, Michael Jackson, I feel like you would have
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: remembered that. Yeah, I feel like that would have been.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Is he being tricksy? Is it like Jackson five era
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson or something like that? Very well, I don't
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: know the timelines.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: I don't think the timeline lines.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Is it Michael B. Jackson?
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: That Nickelback feels real too, It.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Does feel real. Yeah, It's another one that I feel
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: like could have been and no one was like thrilled
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: about it. And then Diddy is one that they would
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: like sweep under the carpet. Yeah, but yeah, Michael Jackson
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: would be like the crown jewel.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you would have remembered that. So I think
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: we can cancel that out. As am my team captain here,
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: what's happening? Yeah, Well, say came up with the great name,
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: and by that logic, I'm deferring to you. You have
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: executive function here. I'm not going to choose.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: All right, let's let's go with then we'll take a swing.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: We'll say the real one is.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Diddy, saying the real one is Diddy Sean Combs. SNL
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: a couple of times may have platformed a monster.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I know there have been other times.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, like, isn't it like four of the of
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: the Hope people who've hosted like have committed murders.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure OJ was one of those.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they've got a rogues gallery.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I think at the fifty if they were,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: like someone had joked that two of the SNL hosts
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: had committed murder, and then there was an article that went,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: which of these people, Yeah, here's ten.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't necessarily think Diddy is accused of murder,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: but he absolutely well Yeah, so congratulations three, you're completed
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: the list. Yeah, nickel Back surprisingly not done SNL. I
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: fgured they would have done.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: It's crazy that Michael Jackson never.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Did you think Janet has Channing?
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: She probably probably Tito, Yeah, I gotta be.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Jackson. Tito asked a lot. I just threw him about Lauren.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: We could have Tito Jackson on, or we got the
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: the cat that plays our keyboard.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: We'll just not have a musical.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Let's just get a nickel back.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: It's not Tito noises. All right, let's let's have a
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: final list of musical guests.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Get Troy's reading glasses, so low down on your nose.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Here is your list. Vanilla Ice, the Jonas Brothers, guns
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and Roses, my Chemical Romance, and weird Awl. These are
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: good ones too. Oh I went quite fast that try.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: I got it so I knew.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: I knew a couple of theirs. I know none of these.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: I have zero.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Well, let's see, trying to think of Vanilla Eyes, I
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: would think he did everything back when he was on fire.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Surprising for a guy called Vanilla Eyes.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Jonas Brothers.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: Mayhaps that Disney money. They just push them in front
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: of his many eyes as humanly possible.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: All of these sound like they should have been out
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: there at some point.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: I'm also currently envisioning this conversation as Adra and her dad.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Breakfast, and I was feeling so good this morning. I'll
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: be young, I'm ready to go. You are. Don't listen
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: to the Troy Back to my old folks home and
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: eating mushed.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Remember musical Jonahs Brothers, A Hey, trying to know van Yeah,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: he's current.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's say Vanilla Ice was.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you say Vanilla Ice, Yes he did? Yes?
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Good?
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: Cool?
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Sure, I have no idea, but I feel like I
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: feel like the Jonas brothers may have I know, I
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: feel like they may have.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: You feel like they may have.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Yes, So if I'm wrong, we can't be mad.
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: That's the rule. Well, I as popular as guns and Roses, Well,
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: I don't. I kind of feel like weird L was.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: I'm going to trust your memory over mine on this.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: I'd be more comfortable locking that one in first.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: It could be though I had a roommate in the
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Army who listened to Weird Al twenty four to seven.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: That could just be that. That's break. Let's go with
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Jonah's brothers.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, Jonas brothers. Next, they had to Yeah they did,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: they did. That's a point, that's right. Weird Now, Yeah,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: let's go.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: We're on a roll.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It must have been Troy's live SNL performances. Yeah,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: my chemical romance was the other bands.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Them.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: What's really interesting is I feel like a lot of
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: these actuals said they were popular like in the early
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: two thousands, but I feel like they performed recently on
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: sn O, like the Jonahs brothers probably performed when they
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: were adults, not when they were teens. My chemical remis
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like during the Reunion era in the twenties,
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: That's how I feel.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, Saturday Live is is certainly the pinnacle
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: for like comedic actors, Like that's where you want to go,
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: but it's kind of where musical artists go to die.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: They're only circling back to doing it. Yeah, yeah, at least, Yeah,
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: that's that's tip what happens.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so probably yeah, I mean definitely the Jonas brothers,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: they did a recent one during their reunion. I'm not
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: sure Vanilla Ice has been on recently, but no, yeah.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: That's fair. He was at the height of his popular
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he had to promote it.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I know, like not that Lady Gaga isn't
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: popular now, but certainly her explosion and rise was ten
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: years ago, years ago. Yeah, and she was just on
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: like yeah, like.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: The step before a Vegas residence.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: That's their audition for that.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Just a lot of budding Chicago improv students hoping that
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: they get a Vegas residence. All right, good stuff. That's
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: the end. Of round one. I guess I'll get someone
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: smart to calculate the latest scores. Let's ask the guy
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: who is cited by his fellow cast mates as the
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: smartest cast member of all time, Adam Sandler. Oh God,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: help us allow those scores are so we have Papayas
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: script are on four points and the prime rip players
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: are on six points.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not insurmountable.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Up next is round two, after these commercials for one,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: eight hundred Flowers, NERF Crotch Bats, and Taco Town backsing.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Round two is called sketch It. I'll be asking our
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: players to improvise sketches based on premises. For me, Lorne Michaels.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: I have no idea what Lawn Michaels sounds like, so
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: I can only assume it's something like this.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Wow, you're so close. I'm sent sure that Doctor Evil is.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: So, if you're familiar with what doctor Evil sounds like.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Does he sound like this.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Excellent Doctor Evils, the Michael Meyers character. He's the parody
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: of a Blowfeld where he's like.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: One billion dollars.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: One billion dollars.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's that change now, just Christopher Lee.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: It kind of is the catches they'll only be allowed
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: to use a certain number of words at a time,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: because I Lord Michaels like to make things difficult for
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: comedians by imposing time deadlines disguised as creative constraints. So
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: your creative constraints will be the number of words you
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: can use at a time in this scene. So we
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: will begin with papious script. I think we're gonna be
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: in with you, guys, and I'm going to give you
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: the sketch premise of an animal rights activist interrupts a
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Pokemon battle. Ethan, you are only allowed to speak using
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: eleven words, oh more fingers than I have. Yeah, and
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Jason three words?
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: All right, well I got fingers of spare. Oh yeah,
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: you go all right?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Nice And whenever you're ready, whoever wants to take it away,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: peek atch you.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: I choose you to unethically battle this Blast Toys. Get a.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Blast Toys feels bad?
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I like you've justen to me blast Is that the
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: whole sketchuit of it? Or is it at a time?
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Keep going back?
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Oh thank god, Yeah, that's what I thought this place was.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Blast Toys. Since when do you support Peter?
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: And what your freedom.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Blast Toys Herd podcast, nice.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Damn podcasts. As an eleven year old Pokemon trainer, me.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Sad kind of be the animal rights activists at some
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: point I assume that Okay, thanks, okay, yeah, that's how
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: improv works. All right, I understand now I'm getting it.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Blast toys once love.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Let me get on your level. Blast toys, Blast toys Blast.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: I feel pandered, all right, I think, well I did
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: that with mystics feeling. I don't think. I don't think
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: this relationship is ever going to be sold.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't know what I saidensive.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: Fantastic. I like Blastois is the choice. I always like
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: because Pikachu is always the first go to Pokemon, and
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: then it's always interesting what you learn about a person
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: for what the second, the second Pokemon is that comes
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: to them. So Blastics correct choice.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: Well, I was just trying to find a Pokemon. Then
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: you could defeat.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: That lie.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jason, that plays to your strength, you know the
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Pokemon types. Great for him, Brown, No good stuff. I'm
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: going to give you. Oh wait, I'm Lord Michaels, and
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I'm judging your script. I'm going to give you three points.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Out of a possible five hundred.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Nice good stuff. All right, we'll move over to the
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: prime rib players, and I think, yeah, I'll give you
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: another fandom based one. I think let's go with Spider
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Man and Mary Jane can't agree on wedding plans, and Troy,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: you can speak using nine words and you can only
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: speak using two words. Okay, so when have you ready?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: It is Spider Man and Mary Jane contagree on wedding plants.
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: So, honey, I know you wanted daffodils for flowers, did I? Yes?
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: But I think we should go with two lips comic accurate.
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: I guess great. Also, I know you want to invite
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Mother of course.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Sounded not words.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: I was thinking instead, maybe we don't invite her, absolutely not. Okay,
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: I'll give you that. How about inviting Kingpin?
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: Sounds good?
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, we'll stop that.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Like it's just a list of people of like, does
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Spider Man want all these various people? Yeah? I was
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: imagining the whole thing of you completely in costume the
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: whole time.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, before you award points, they referenced nothing about Spider
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Man until the last Yeah.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, I was setting that whole king.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: The whole time.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Spider Man would rather invite the Rhino than his
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: mother in law.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I like to imagine Spider Man is just a regular guy,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: just normal, grounded character. If it had said Peter Parker
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: and Mary Jane can't agree on wedding plans, then sure,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I buy your arguments. But as it stands two points, sorry,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: two points two points out of five hundred.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, honestly, as as someone who has been your improv teach,
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: it reflects poorly.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: God, oh boy, yeah, it's all I was thinking.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: About my career. Oh brilliant. Well, it seems how both
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: teams had so much fun doing that's let's do Let's
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: do one, Jason Ethan. Let's let's give you more of
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: a real world one. Here two rival food truck owners
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: are set up next to each other.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Again, I have no idea how that feels at all
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: for listeners, Lore, I used to own a food truck.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, I don't anymore. Maybe we can work
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: that in.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Let's see. Yeah, let's see if you can get into
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: the headspace of your life. So this time, Jason, you
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: can speak using ten words? Oh snap, the exact number
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: of fingers you got there? Well? Yeah, doms exist and
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Ethan four words for you. I think four words there. Uh,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: and so, whenever you're ready, two rival food tri cornas
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: are set up next to each other. Again.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Damn it is that one word?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Two words? You can use this one, okay, damn it.
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Jerry, you know that I set.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: My truck here.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Taco Dan, you leave?
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Jerry, you know tacos and ice cream just don't mix, bitch?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Can I not use the tech word? What about choco taco?
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: What about chacos?
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Are you cherry? I forget?
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Is that your other one? Taco?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Damn my name, I'll allow it.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: I don't have the nuts for choco tacos.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I think you got to stopping.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: That's what wife said.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, that's what she said. Oh nice.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I really believed that these two disliked each other, but
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: also that there was potentially some synergy there. You guys
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: come together via choco tacos.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: The two things that can never mean several times delicious cream?
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Oh good stuff? Okay, Yeah, I'm I'm I love that.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you four out of five. Yeah?
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Do you want to open up a chocolates stand together?
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: I have some past trauma about owning the food trucks, so.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Excellent. Okay, we're going to have one more sketch from
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: the Prime rib players. This pet photographer can talk to
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: the animal they are photographing, photographing.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: That could have just been the English way photographing.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: And I think we'll say, like two words was pretty cruel,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: so we won't we won't go that low again. Audra,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: twelve words for you, a big amount of words, plus
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: two and plus two, and Troy will say five words,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: and once again, this pet photographer can talk to the
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: animal they are photographing.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: I was expecting Troy to put up two hands when
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: it was counting five to.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Three on this one.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: That's not a bad idea.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Balance.
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: Okay, Fluffy, absolutely work it. You've got this looking great.
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: Smise bitch.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Does this to to look good?
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: It looks incredible.
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: I thought we talked about your self worth.
• 52:38
  Speaker 9: Come on, okay, I like it.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: I'm going to one of your words helps.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: I like you call bitch.
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: It felt sassy and accurate. You are a hot bitch, just.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Like modern cameras.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, come on, when was the last time you were a.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Photographer also a sexy bitch? Yeah?
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: I don't feel comfortable.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: The sexiness of clients kind of a boundary.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: All right, Well I didn't I reckon just before it
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: like gets a little further. Yeah, I mean good, use
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: a bitch up top in a correct setting of you
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: were you were photographing a dog. Yeah, that's good.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: I reckon, Well, you didn't know about ice cream, Jerry?
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Was that it was a dog who owns an ice
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: cream trunk?
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I was a cat. Yeah. There was a
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Going on there.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: You're building a universe.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: If you'd have got that into your words, it would
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: have been five points. I did like that. I liked
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: imagining these this like doctor Doolittle scenario in my head.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you three out of five points.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: What really matters is what Ethan gives us.
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: I don't want to hear it.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: I thought it was as good or better than some
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: Saturday night lives.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: That's what. Okay, that is the end of the round.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Let's ask Chevy Chase to calculate the latest scores. Ah,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: he's told me to go fuck myself and hold me
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: twelve different slurs. Half of them don't even make sense. Okay,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: let's take a look at those later scores. Papias script
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: are on eleven not quite ready for primary players are
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: also on eleven. All right, okay, Round three next after
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: some more ads, time for real products and services because
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: we need the money faccin. Round three is called Journey
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: into Hell. In this game, I'll give our players a
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: set of five genuine YouTube comments, each hell being the
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: YouTube comments section, one of the worst places on the Internet.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: One by one, they'll read those comments to their teammate,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: with their teammate trying to guess which iconic Saturday Night
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Live sketch these comments were left below. But there is
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: a twist. I need each player to read these comments
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: while doing an impression of a specific, often personated celebrity,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: because SNL is all about their questionable impressions, so it
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: doesn't matter how good it is. It's just for a
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: bonus point at the end.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: This is awesome because this is going to get really bad.
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's going to make some bold choices.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: So I think, first up, we're going to head on
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: over to Papi as script, and I think we'll have
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Ethan reading comments for Jason.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: First up, Jason knows s and sketches.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, iconic. If I describe it, Okay, if you
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: describe if I know what you're talking about. Yeah, definitely.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Like I just introduced my friend to this. He had
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: no idea it existed. I have done my duty as
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: an adult. It's like seeing a kid walk for the
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: first time.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: I get to keep guessing or is it a game?
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: You can you can take a guess per thing you
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: need and look. If you don't know, feel free to
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: throw out more cow bell if you don't know.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Because I was gonna.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to throw that out as the generic.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like the first sketch that everyone does. Right,
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: There's no way you did a cow bell. It's not
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: it's not more cow bell, Okay, as you just referenced it.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Next comment ethan.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Every celebrity during lockdown be like colon.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: What I think that's the punctuation.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: It's saying that this video is what every celebrity during
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: lockdown be like.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Oh am bringing any bells?
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: There?
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: No, it's it's so every celebrity was just super like
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: this sucks.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: I hate my life.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: M hmm.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: There's a sketch where like a bunch of people pretend
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: to be Southern Californians and they're like, oh my god,
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: and they're like really Rich and Toddy and it's like
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: a like a long running sketch, right like several the Californians. Yeah,
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: that's why I said that. I knew I got specific
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: with you guys, So.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: You go, you go with that. Yes, that's a very
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: good guess, but it is not correct.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Awesome, so we've run the gambit of all the SML sketches,
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: The next comment, can we all just appreciate the fact
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: that they rhymed motherfucker with motherfucker four times? That's some
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: real poetry.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Man, What have.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: You guys gone this over there? No, okay, I feel
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: better about myself. I have ideas, but why are they rhyming?
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Why are they rhyming? Why are they rhyming?
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's not a it's not the nineties are they?
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Are they doing rap sketches right now? I also have
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: the only context of SNL sketches is like now, so
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: I can't think what's happening?
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: I don't I.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Seriously don't know that sketch where like they're a bunch
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: of beat nick rednecks getting abducted and Christen Wiggs, Oh no,
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: what's the other one?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: The other one? I like, how you can vaguely describe
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: a lot of snls.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen clips, but they're only the famous ones,
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm talking about the alien.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Pro boy totally. Yeah, it's not that though, Okay.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: With Ryan Gooseling.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: Ryan, That's why I know anything Ryan's on Papaya.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, next comment, please.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: Even I just would say it after twenty three years
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: in the US Navy, and I wish these guys knew
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: how many times we would play this over the one
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: MCS speakers.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: What the hell guys in the navy.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Guys in the Navy. But like with rhyming with, I
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: don't get it. I don't understand that.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: We're all enjoying Ethan's impression. It can't.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it cannot be the Timothy shallow May doing doing
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: eats and skirts that got famous with Pete Davidson.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: It's another you've you've named another.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: I've done it, so yeah, I've done it.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: It's not but it's not that one. But there is
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: one more comment. You can still score a point from
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: this final one. Okay, this is gonna be the one.
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: T pain was handing out hits like candy.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: T pain in in a sketch, and this is based
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: on my limited knowledge. So I'm sorry if this is
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: like weird for me to say, but they generally speak.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: They usually have a lot of black guest stars on
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: the not Jeopardy fam only feud parody that they do
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: and yeah, and then it's like there'll be like spoofs
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: of like what if it was black family feud and stuff.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they do like black Jeopardy. Yeah, family and Jeopardy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, So is it I just I can't see
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: tea paint outside of a musical guest sketch. That's all
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: I can think of, is it? Is it Black Jeopardy?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: It's not. And if you had just said I can
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: see t pen inside of a musical guest sketch, I
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: might have given you thet You can't steal a point,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: but you can't say the right answer. There's just a YouTube. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: it's Lonely Island.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, whoa They were on there for like nine years. Yeah,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: I thought it was just YouTube.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: But hey, Jason didn't score any points for the YouTube comments.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: But now I've learned something and that's worth more.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Well, it's worth no points, but you can still score
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: a point if you can say the impression.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: You can doing Trump because they do a lot of Trump.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: It was indeed Donald Trump, so there's there's a point
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: for that for sure. Yeah, I was. I was wondering
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: if Lonely Island was in yours. I do, but I
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: just didn't associate exactly. I didn't think about that. But well,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: well read ethan lovely lovely stuff.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks, you need to get impression.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I'm so glad I asked.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: I was actually just listening to the Lonely Island podcast
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: on the way over here.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Please don't, please don't promote another podcast. Sorry, We're gonna
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: move over to the Prime Rip players.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Next up, we've got Ordra reading YouTube comments for Troy
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: and also order will pick one of the impressions on there.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Oh it's pre selected impressions. Yes. Nice, They are all
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: like relatively common SNL impression. O gotcha. Oh, I can't wait.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: I recently played this clip for my mom and she
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: laughed so hard she almost fell down.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Any any ideas from that very comment?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: Is it the northern California? We're talking about the north?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: Out of here?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: It's not okay.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: I remember watching this back live in nineteen ninety nine.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: My oldest daughter and what's four and my youngest daughter
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: was a newborn. I screamed and then laughed so loud
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: I woke them up. This is the worst impression I've
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: ever done.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: So I say, you saw the word say your keyword.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: I think it's no, it's not all that impression.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: It's not that one.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: I heard a lot of that one nineteen ninety nine.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: That's a good clue for them.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: Can you narrow it down from the hundreds of sketches
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: performed in nineteen.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking is that the Will Ferrell era? Was
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: it the cheerleaders sketch?
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: It's a good guess, but it's not the cheerleaders sketch?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: What a Baldwin? Imagine you driving a car and listening
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: to this radio crying emoji, different crying emoji, different crying emoji,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: and then they like laughing emoji with the hand over
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 5: the face.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: So it's an Alec Baldwin's catch.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: If you think that's what the comment what a Baldwin means,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: which was my favorite YouTube comment, it's.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: No billy Yeah, gosh, sweaty balls, sweaty meatballs.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: It is, indeed, yo, it is the delicious dish. Wow.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like the main Alec bald when I can
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: think of it. Yeah, I didn't realize that was from
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: nineteen ninety nine though, Holy cow.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah we said it was the big Hitters.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: There you go, indeed the big Hitters.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I one boat. I think it's been
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: viewed half a billion times.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: On YouTube, and I'm at least two of those.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: The first time I was on a boat, my roommates
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: all played this song.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: It's incredible. It was a really great bonding experience. Okay,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: great stuff, Troy three points. But for a bonus point,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: can you name who Oldra was doing an impression of.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know her name, but is it that that
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: woman who's always doing that sexy voice the from like
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: she was on American Pie. You're thinking of.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: The person that Adre does a very good normally. Yeah,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: but it's not Jennifer Coolidge. Yeah, Aldred, do you want
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: to do Jennifer Coolidge?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: Sure, I have a colage. It's going to be as
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: good as normal.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: But yeah, that's really good.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Impression.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Wow, So who was Uhldre? It was an attempt at
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe, but that's similar.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's a tough one. I don't think I've
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: ever heard Marilyn Monroe speak.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I think just by virtue of her being a historical figure.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Fun fact, she's the most impersonated person in SNL history. Wow,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: just I think the go to cultural figure for things.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe she may have died even before SNL started. Let's
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: not speculate on the death of a starla. Okay, Yeah,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: we're going to go back on over to papious script
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: this time Jason reading comments for Ethan.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: How do I get into the headspace of this guy?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 9: Mmm?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: The turmoil you seem to be in.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter how many years go by, this sketch
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: will continue to live for a theme in my head forever.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: Oh uh, all right, um, we'll say cow.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Bell, it's not cow Bell. For the very vague first
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: YouTube comment, Jason john to read the second You.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Just now that this sketch came up about because it
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: had been legitimately boring bothering one of the SNL writers.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: This sketches equal parts comedy and therapy.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: This could be the UFO alien abduction sketch.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Ah, that is a good guess, but it's not the
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: right answer.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna this is the first time I'm doing this impression,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna I'm gonna tool little. Really it's a
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Chicago gangster.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: What does he do here? As a graphic designer? I
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: have to say that this is the funny ship I
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: have ever seen my whole life. I thank you U,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: S and No for this wonderful gift.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: Oh oh, this might be a recent sketch with Bill
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: Burr where he's like seeing ink blots but they're all
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: like really inappropriate.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: That sounds funny, like a mess exactly.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: That's yeah, everyone else saw the test and he would
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: see it was like bugs bunny walking like a buff
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: dude or whatever.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: I do love the artist Roll Shock and all those
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: pictures of Vagiant as he does the artists Georgia. That's
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: a good guess, but it's not the correct as Jason.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Next comment, gusson driving through the night with a blinkness
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: blinkless look on his face is so iconic.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: Linkless look on his face?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: And what was that first word again?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Goslin Gosling? Yeah, goss oh, Ryan Gooseling. Please, I mean,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: can't be Papyrus, is it? Is it? It?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Absolutely no idea that you're going to choose that as
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: the team name. So congratulations two points that for that
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: very good stuff for Papias script, which is across.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: The correct sketch. Yeah, I didn't recognize the sketch title.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Jason. I have heard you do an impression of this
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: guy before, have I? But Ethan any ideas for what
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Jason was going for.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, to me, it sounded almost like Pete Davidson,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: but I don't know that that would be you wouldn't
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: do an impression of.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm not sure a region on the accent,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: maybe Yorkey. Yeah, he's he's East Coast.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: He's definitely he's like yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I think I had to do beat Davidson. He has
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: more of a ground his voice, right, he's.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: Like occasionally, yeah, I'm not sure.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: That's fine, that's fair. It's Mark Wahlberg.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: I feel like Mark Warlburg always has like and I
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: couldn't really do it in the comments, but he always
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: has like every movie he's in, he's like, what the
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: hell's going on?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't get it.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: There's robots.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: I'm an offensive, come on, yeah, because he's like, is
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: he Boston or Philly?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: He's like roughly Massachusetts.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he was in that movie where he played
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: at Philadelphia.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: He played an eagle, So no bonus point that, but
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: I thought that was a pretty good East Coast Oh thanks, thanks. Yeah,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of East Coast celebrities to choose from.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: I guess. Okay, stay prayed up. That's what he said. Yeah,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: it's a despisable human being wakes up at three am
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: to play golfing, not his kids. That's his schedule.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: You can sleep into whenever you want if you really
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: want to ignore your kids.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: That bad. It's not a prerequisite.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Okay. Last up, we have Troy reading YouTube comments forra Okay,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: and you've got the impressions there and whenever you're ready, Troy,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: the first comment, please.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: There has never been a blueprint for the proletariat, and
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: therefore social is Socialism is always inevitable.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: Dude, a cow bell.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: It's not cow bell, but thank you for throwing in
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: the cow bell. Troy, Very well done with the impression.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Can I have the next comments? Yeah? Brother, this is
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: this is a long one. I love saying.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: I am fifty two years old. When this came came
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: out in nineteen ninety, I was twenty one years old.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: Imagine how fun it was to watch SNL for us.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: No social media, no propaganda, no message, just fun, funny,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: rocking fun.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: What a wild comment.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: I feel so blessed to have come of age when
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: I did, and I likewise feel bad that my kids
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: aren't getting anywhere near the same experience. The long impression.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Very good.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: I do have to ask are those words capitalized? Because
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: there's certain words that you like emphasized.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: And I would love fun capitalized.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: Yes, my timelines are not set in any sort of knowledge.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna just hazard. Couldn't be Cowbell.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: It's not cow bell. But I appreciate the guess. That
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: was a classic YouTube comment there. I feel like YouTube
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: is mostly yeah, middle aged people complaining that the world
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: isn't good for their kids, but they were in charge
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: of what the world got to be.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 7: That I made it bad. It's super reducing, all right.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: Next comment Troy, what a crossover I can't handle? Gonna explode,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: big mess to clean up explodes.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, I feel bad because I've known other ones
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: and I have absolutely zero fucking clue.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: Classic leapers to be doing this for five years?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 6: Do I go for a rule of three?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna sweaty balls.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: It's not sweaty balls. For the second time, it is not,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: but there are all more YouTube comments.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Oh yes, this one should be more. Garth is why
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: I am in love with drummers. I have dated over
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: seven ld over seven eight. It's a very specific seven.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: The first word is Garth.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: Clue, you're really really hopeful and I I love that.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: I love the hope that's in your eyes. Is this
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: is this one of the Wayne's World ones where they
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: do something cats guards all there.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a specific Wayne's World one, so I
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: will need more, but there is potentially more in the
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: on the final claim, okay, really kind of.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: I love Stephen Tyler acknowledging Dana Carvey's drumming skills Stephen Tyler.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: So I'm gonna say that this is a crossover episode
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: with Aerosmith.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, there you go Smith on Wayne's World.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: Good stuff for a p It happened on Saturday Night Live.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: The theme of this.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: Episode had been wild and it was like this one
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: mad TV.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Very good stuff and might I say our finest impressions
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: so far? Yeah, that makes.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: Me feel real.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: The emphasis of certain words may be a little bit
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: of a clue there, yep.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 6: Then we'll go for Shatner.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: Then that's fighters.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Who was Troy doing an impression of Christopher Walker, the
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: guy from Cowbell?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 6: I haven't seen it.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: Very good players. That is the end of round three.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Let's ask the cone heads to calculate the latest scores.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: I still don't know who are what they are, and
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: at this point I'm too afraid to ask a whole
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: ass movie. Yes, I didn't know that is the premise
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: that the alien. Yes, okay, that makes.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: A lot of cone shaped heads.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, in case you just they just gave me like
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: nightmare fuel as a child.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dan Aykroyd has a history of that.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: He there's a movie that he made. I'm forgetting the
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: name of it right now, but Ghostbusters. Yea, The entire
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: movie was the script was just his brother had a
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: nightmare and they made it into a movie. It's like
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: the one where he's in like the old age makeup
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: and like I can't remember the name of you know
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: what I'm talking about?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: I think so. Was he like stuck in a house
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: in like a wheelchair.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: It's literally just nightmare fuel with dan Ackroyd. That's different
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: from the conte.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: An interesting mind. He has yeah with his Crystal Skull vodka.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: That's what I know about dan Acroyd. Okay. Those scores
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: are Papias Scriptor on fourteen points. The primary player is
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: on fifteen points, neck and neck. Anything can happen in
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: the quick fire round. It's total chaos. But before we
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: get to the quick fire rounds, let's talk prizes. This
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: episode star prize is the concept of laughter, a concept
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: that can be found two or three times per episode
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: of Better Now. But the winning team will also receive
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: a free pet photography with those pet photographers from earlier,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: I'll talk up your dog, possibly come on to it.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: We'll see what HAPPENSTA follow a vibe up.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: Next is our final crucial quick fire around. We're in
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: the ten to one time slot now, no one's listening anymore,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: so we'll be trying out all the weird shit back
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: after this. Our final quick fire round will test your
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: broader popc knowledge and it's called Tenured TV Titans. In
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: this game, I will give our players clues to a
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: long running US TV show, something that has been on
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: the air for at least thirty years. Those clues will
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: be in the style of a nervous young British actor
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: doing opening monologue jokes for the first time. Oh and
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: there's of course a classic Gateleapers twist. You need to
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: answer by saying, live from insert city name. It's answer
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: to the clue. So I need to hear a different
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: city name each time. Don't want to hear New York
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: because that's boring. So live from wherever you want to say.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: It's the name of the show. It's quick fire, so
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: buzz in by yelling out your team name. Let's practice
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: that now by subscriberate love it. That works. And as
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: an example, if I said, and how about this TV
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: show more like the cost is correct? Am I right? Yes?
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: Ordra live from Pittsburgh. It's the price is right exactly.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: That's how you would score a point. So just string
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: those things together and you will score a point. You
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: can interrupt me at any point, are we already? Yes?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: Ye?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Sweet? And how about this TV show? You know, if
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: I lived on an avenue filled with Hamburger buns, I'd
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: also want cookies all the time.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: Gotta have dessert, tire Yes Ethan live from Cincinnati. It's
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: Sesame Street, Yes, Sesame Street. Good stuff, hamburger.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Bunsh you'll get it, You'll get it. There's low to
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: these places. And how about this TV show America's worst
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: behaved family maybe for the nineties. Now we have the Trumps,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: the Kardashians, the Balls, and none of them are even animated.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, live from uh Paris, Texas.
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  Speaker 1: The Simpsons, Yes, good stuff. Sorry Troch, I goessl.
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  Speaker 2: Let one comment from are always Troy two years in
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  Speaker 2: the future?
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  Speaker 1: And how about this TV show if I'd wanted to
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: watch a bunch of oiled up men and women grapple
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: each other.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, live from Buffalo, it's raw.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's absolutely good. The w W Show. And
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: how about this TV show? Why is it never a
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: specific medical facility? It's always a vague medical facility. Is
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: it called a soap because it's clean for daytime TV? Oh?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: God help me, I'm dying. Yes, Troy live from Minneapolis,
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: it's oh General Hospital. And how about this TV show?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: What's with all the folks in the colorful body suits?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: Is this some kind of fetish thing?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: That was like at the same time.
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  Speaker 3: Let him because I want to hear your wrong I
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: want to hear your wrong answer because.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: I live from Bismarck. Nor take it it's the I
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: can't remember their names, like the Twinkie twinkle Things.
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  Speaker 1: I know what you mean, and it's wrong, but yes,
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  Speaker 1: keep describing them.
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  Speaker 3: You mean the.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: Teletubby, it's not the tellytubb ethan.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Live from Detroit. It's the Power Rangers.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm just scared.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: I'm scared the same genre.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: What'd you call them? The twinkle something?
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: You guys haven't done a pandemonium on the teletope yet.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: We'll get Troy on. Yeah, how about this TV show.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: It's the reason our generation has all of these invasive
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: true crime podcast hosts. But you can also think of
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: it as a bunch of dried fruit stood perfectly to
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: form a row. That's a thinker. That's a word one.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Live from Tucson. It's Law Order. It's not Laura Order,
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  Speaker 1: but it's a good guess. Uh primary, Yes, live from
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: anywhere USA. I'll take it.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 6: It's I don't did you say Law in Order.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: Special Victims?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: It's CSR, not c S.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: I live from Colorado Springs. Yes, it's America's Most Wanted.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: It's not America's most Wanted. I think we're passing on this.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, it's Jason. I swear to God.
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  Speaker 2: If this is somehow it live from Topeka? Is it
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: the Sopranos, It's not. It was because you said something wrong.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine if the Sopranos had been on the air
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: for more than thirty years.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: This was Dateline a date fruits. Yeah, I am a
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: son of a bitch. And how about this TV show?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: I wish I had a van of white to turn
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: these Q cons. Yes, Troy, I.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: Mean I've gone too early. Live from Las Vegas. It's
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: Wheel of Fortune.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is Wheel of Fortune. Good stuff. And how
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: about this TV show featuring the sentence that makes most
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: American men happy, You are not the Father?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Troy, Live from Columbus, Ohio, which is where I
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: think he films that polvis it is.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: That's a lovely bit of trivia. Nice. And how about
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: this TV show hosted by the guy who makes the
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: tea hot or iced. If you want to sit in
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: a dark room for four hours with Michael Caine, then
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: this is the show for you. Oh Papaia.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: Yes, Live from Truth and Consequence of New Mexico. It's
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: inside the Actors Studio.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: It is inside the actors. Yeah, there we go.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: Oh like Will Ferrell did a whole bit where he
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 3: played James.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: And how about this TV show? Get this, This iconic
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: game show requires you to give your answers as a question.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, Troy live from uh same allow, it's Jeopardy.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: It is Jeopardy.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: You know what I just realized All these are related
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: to sketches from Saturday Night.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: That's how it goes. And how about this TV show?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: You know, Lauren, you could just end ninety minutes of
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: people falling over and wedding's going wrong and water.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: Sk Yes, live from San Diego, It's America's funny some video.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, it is indeed good stuff, quick before the buzzer.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: And how about this TV show produced by the same
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: guy who produces the one I'm pretending to be on
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: right now? I think Leno screwed O'Brien.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, Troy live from Oakdale, Minnesota. It's Late the Late Show.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: That's not the one I have here. I'm so sorry
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: you can't say anything else.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: Anyone live from San Jose, It's fun What did he
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: say the Late night show?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: That's almost exactly what he said, So it's not that one.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: And you got too excited anymore guesses?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: No, live from Old York. It's late night.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: No, it's the tonight show. That's the buzzer. Okay. Before
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: we get to the final scores, I'd like to thank
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: our players. You've been hit and miss, but I will
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: remember the hits for years to come and they'll get
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: millions of views on YouTube. Ethan, thank you so much
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: for joining us and playing our silly games. I know
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: your potential as an improv teacher was brought into question
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: during rounds.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: Will you take me on as a student private one
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: on the weirdest thing we can?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: But with that, you are co owner and program director
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: at the Peak Improv Theater here in Colorado Springs, So
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: I would you like to share any current info about
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: that general info where people can check things out.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: You can go to Peak Improv dot com to find
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: all of our shows. We have shows every Friday and
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: Saturday night classes for adults and kids throughout the year
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: or during the week and on Saturdays. You can find
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: all info on our website. You can also check out
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: our podcast stream that you guys helped produce, the Peak
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: Improv Theater podcast, which features our dungeons and Dragons improv
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: show called Laughter and Legends, as well as our musical
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 3: improv show, The Tune Titans, and those come out every
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: two weeks.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: Brilliant, lovely. I love tun Titans so much. That's my
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: I know I shouldn't have like favorite shows here as
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: a fan of the what you do, but I love
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: Tune Titans so much. We doo super fun, fantastic, and Troy,
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us. We're in a
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: sketch team together. I mean, I know Ethan is also
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: in that team, but I figured I'd just come to
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: you and talk about the Dead Puppet Society.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The Dead Puppets Society is a sketchwriting group that
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: meets every Sunday from two to four. Yeah. We put
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: on a show about every quarter. We just well, we
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: had a big Christmas show and then just last night
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: we did our spring show themed around magic.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a fun time. I want to say
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: we have an Instagram? Yeah, yes, I say I want
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: to see that there is Yeah, I want it. That's
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: such good promotion, isn't it. I want to say we
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: have an Instagram. What I'll do is I'll put the
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: handle to it in the show. Notes of this episode
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: for folks to follow. What the Dead Puppets Society you're
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: up to. Yeah, yeah, it's a good time, great group
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: of people. Yeah, it's great fun. It's good stuff. And
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: Audra and Jason thanks as always. We are now on
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: the run of promoting our live show that will be
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: taking place on May twenty fourth. Anything you want to
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: say in regards.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 5: To promoting that, The first thing I want to say
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 5: is I do improv for my anxiety and that is
• 1:28:36
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• 1:28:43
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• 1:28:52
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• 1:28:54
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• 1:28:56
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  Speaker 1: You finish on a very strong nineteen points.
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  Speaker 3: We could have if we had thought about it for
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  Speaker 3: maybe a second. Yeah, said the same wrong answer time
• 1:30:26
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• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: Senade O'Connor incident. Tearing up a picture of the Pope
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: comes under the heading of comedy killer. It kind of
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: breaks the spirit of the evening. Well, lorn, I'm never
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  Speaker 1: want to shy away from changing the vibe in the room.
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