Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Popping Off: The Valley Season Finale
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Hi, guys, this is Teddy Mellencamp and I'm joined by
- 0:04Speaker 1: my friend Emily Simpson for our new spinoff show Popping Off,
- 0:09Speaker 1: where we are digging deep on this season of vander
- 0:12Speaker 1: Pump Rules. Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Popping
- 0:16Speaker 1: Off with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.
- 0:18Speaker 2: And Emily Simpson. Thanks for joining us today for the
- 0:22Speaker 2: recap of the finale.
- 0:25Speaker 1: I the finale of the Valley, which, to be honest,
- 0:28Speaker 1: I feel like I know so because it has not
- 0:31Speaker 1: aired yet, but because we had Lala on the twat Seat,
- 0:34Speaker 1: which will not air until later this week. You guys,
- 0:38Speaker 1: there's so much freaking tea. I can't even take it.
- 0:42Speaker 2: Oh well, thanks for telling me.
- 0:44Speaker 1: Well, I can't give it all to you. Now, You're
- 0:46Speaker 1: gonna have to. I know, I know how you are.
- 0:48Speaker 1: You're an avid listener of all pods that I do,
- 0:50Speaker 1: so I'm sure you'll tune in. But it makes this
- 0:54Speaker 1: finale because I rewatched the finale today, it makes it
- 0:58Speaker 1: so much juicier.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm gonna have to call you when we're done, yes,
- 1:04Speaker 2: and then I'll give you the jews.
- 1:05Speaker 1: I mean it is, so if I come in with
- 1:08Speaker 1: a different approach when I'm talking about anything. Yeah, now,
- 1:13Speaker 1: I know I'm biased. I'm biased for the other information
- 1:17Speaker 1: I know. All right, So let's get into headlines. This
- 1:23Speaker 1: first one is after the video surfaces of Jack's Taylor
- 1:31Speaker 1: changing his child's diaper. I'm guessing on his bar at Jacks's.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, But my question is is that because Jasmine
- 1:39Speaker 2: posted it? Like Jasmine got him in trouble?
- 1:42Speaker 1: Well? This is also okay. So Jack's studio City recently
- 1:46Speaker 1: received several visits from the La County Department of Public
- 1:49Speaker 1: Health in response to multiple complaints made by patrons. According
- 1:52Speaker 1: to the Sun, the most recent and arguably most disturbing
- 1:56Speaker 1: complaint was made to the Department of Public Health in April,
- 2:00Speaker 1: claiming the former vander Pumpoules star was changing his baby
- 2:05Speaker 1: diaper on top of a bar where food and drinks
- 2:07Speaker 1: are served. I need to understand was this happening before
- 2:12Speaker 1: they opened?
- 2:14Speaker 2: Well, I don't know it, said April. So when did
- 2:15Speaker 2: he open? No, because they opened when were they filming?
- 2:18Speaker 2: He opened while they were filming.
- 2:21Speaker 1: Have you ever changed one of your baby's diapers on
- 2:23Speaker 1: a bar.
- 2:26Speaker 2: I've never even taken my baby into a bar.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Have you seen Sweet Home, Alabama? When they're made me
- 2:33Speaker 1: think of you have a baby in a bar? That's
- 2:39Speaker 1: all I could think of too, And then I was thinking,
- 2:42Speaker 1: you know when you walk into like a hotel bar
- 2:46Speaker 1: area with your kids, like there's not really an and
- 2:48Speaker 1: then they're like, no, your kid actually can't even stand
- 2:52Speaker 1: near this area, right.
- 2:54Speaker 2: You're like, I'm not trying to have my kid in
- 2:55Speaker 2: the bar. I'm trying to just get to my room.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm just going here. But I don't really know.
- 3:03Speaker 1: I if multiple people were there while this was changing.
- 3:07Speaker 1: I mean, the bar opened in October of twenty twenty three,
- 3:12Speaker 1: but we have to be clear Rocos has been open forever.
- 3:17Speaker 1: So Rocos is the bar that actually is the bar
- 3:20Speaker 1: that's running. And then there's like a little like a sidebars,
- 3:25Speaker 1: like a little something about her awning, Yeah where his
- 3:31Speaker 1: bar is?
- 3:32Speaker 2: Right? So I don't know, Okay, But the question is
- 3:36Speaker 2: it says there's several complaints, So the baby on the
- 3:39Speaker 2: bar with the diaper changing is not the only complaint.
- 3:42Speaker 2: There were other ones as well, unrelated to diapers.
- 3:47Speaker 1: And do we think that Jasmine did this on purpose
- 3:49Speaker 1: to cause.
- 3:52Speaker 2: Well, I mean it said her caption. When she put
- 3:54Speaker 2: this video in her Instagram story, it said the caption
- 3:56Speaker 2: was adulting, so I mean she probably didn't mean to, but.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I don't know. I don't necessarily if
- 4:04Speaker 1: no one was at the bar at that point in time.
- 4:07Speaker 1: I don't know that I would really care if somebody
- 4:09Speaker 1: was changing their dipe, like I've changed my kid's diaper,
- 4:12Speaker 1: like on the floor, like in a desperate situation, like
- 4:15Speaker 1: oh shoot, we've had a blow out. Here we go.
- 4:17Speaker 1: I'm gonna lay down, like You're gonna lay on my
- 4:19Speaker 1: purse right now and I'm gonna change you.
- 4:22Speaker 2: Okay, but I guess you don't eat off of your purse.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Well, I mean I eat things from my purse.
- 4:30Speaker 2: I don't know, like.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Turkey sandwiches and saunas. Was that what it was in asauna?
- 4:37Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 4:37Speaker 1: Okay, good? But then we have more more involving Jack's IG.
- 4:44Speaker 2: User at Reality Ops posted a screenshot at Jacks's first
- 4:47Speaker 2: tweet after the Valley season finale aired, and it read,
- 4:51Speaker 2: you may want to ask Brittany who she's been sleeping
- 4:53Speaker 2: with for the past four months. The next day, Jax
- 4:56Speaker 2: posted an IG story of a sun cruise sleeping in
- 4:59Speaker 2: his bed. He captioned it never fails. Sleep sideways every night.
- 5:04Speaker 2: But in the picture you can clearly see Britney sleeping
- 5:07Speaker 2: next to Cruz, implying she stayed the night in their
- 5:10Speaker 2: shared home. So the question is was his tweet referring
- 5:13Speaker 2: to Brittany sleeping with him?
- 5:16Speaker 1: Well, well here's the part.
- 5:19Speaker 2: Okay, See, here's the thing. You probably know more about
- 5:21Speaker 2: the situation.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, So here's what I am guessing. I think
- 5:28Speaker 1: that JACKX knows that what I know is about to
- 5:34Speaker 1: blow up, and so he wants to make it clear
- 5:37Speaker 1: I got my girl back. So that's why he's posting
- 5:42Speaker 1: that video. I do think he also posted this after
- 5:45Speaker 1: that party that they had at Jack's, the finale watching party?
- 5:50Speaker 2: Are you invited to? Yeah?
- 5:52Speaker 1: Which? I? You know what, For a hot second, I
- 5:55Speaker 1: was thinking I was going to go. I was like,
- 5:56Speaker 1: I'm you know what I can go. I'm going God
- 6:00Speaker 1: all my girlfriends. I'm like, I know that Emily's not here,
- 6:02Speaker 1: And then I was like, one, I can't go without Emily,
- 6:04Speaker 1: and two like what am I gonna do when I
- 6:07Speaker 1: go there? Like go with a notepad?
- 6:10Speaker 2: Yeah you would? You are interviewing people. I was like Toddy,
- 6:14Speaker 2: You're not one it's.
- 6:15Speaker 1: After seven pm start time, and two like this is
- 6:19Speaker 1: probably not the best of plans, Like you just you
- 6:23Speaker 1: can get your information from Jack's tweets later.
- 6:27Speaker 2: Okay, but then, did Jesse not offer to send a
- 6:29Speaker 2: limousine to pick you up? I don't understand the limousine.
- 6:33Speaker 1: He did offer to send a limousine. I don't actually
- 6:36Speaker 1: know if he offered to send me the limousine or
- 6:39Speaker 1: that he offered a limousine could take me. But then
- 6:42Speaker 1: he said I never go to the valley, so I
- 6:44Speaker 1: don't know if he was saying I needed to go
- 6:46Speaker 1: to his house to then ride in his.
- 6:52Speaker 2: I don't understand the limousine, like that's a good thing.
- 6:54Speaker 2: I don't think i'd want to be in a limousine.
- 6:56Speaker 1: Well, I think we were joking. Also, because you know
- 6:59Speaker 1: the girl that Jack was out with, the one with
- 7:02Speaker 1: like the influencer chick with the big.
- 7:04Speaker 2: Didn't she send a lemousine to pick him up?
- 7:06Speaker 1: Her dad did so her dad sent a lemon. So
- 7:10Speaker 1: apparently Jack's and Jesse have met the dad before and say,
- 7:19Speaker 1: but the dad wanted to like have them go out together.
- 7:24Speaker 1: So I'm guessing to create a moment, but like, if
- 7:27Speaker 1: you're going to create a moment with a fan, I'm
- 7:30Speaker 1: not sure that's the one you should pick. No Jacks, Yeah,
- 7:33Speaker 1: Jack's it might be a little rough. It might I
- 7:37Speaker 1: don't know, but I clearly there's trouble in Paradise. The
- 7:40Speaker 1: next one's just a big few to us, is what
- 7:42Speaker 1: I took it as, which Kristen going on Nick Vile's.
- 7:46Speaker 2: Podcast because she didn't come on here?
- 7:49Speaker 1: Yeah, what'd you do to piss her off? Emily? Because
- 7:51Speaker 1: I'm sure it's nothing I did.
- 7:53Speaker 2: It wasn't me. I don't think it was me. Kristen
- 7:55Speaker 2: says Jana is a confusing little bird and states that
- 7:59Speaker 2: after Jana said that Kristen didn't want her baby to
- 8:01Speaker 2: come to full term, that that is it for Kristen.
- 8:05Speaker 2: She says she absolutely will film with her, but she
- 8:08Speaker 2: doesn't have a desire to have somebody like that back
- 8:11Speaker 2: in her life. First of all, I don't believe for
- 8:13Speaker 2: one second that Kristen ever said something like that, like that's.
- 8:15Speaker 1: Just And even if she did say something about something
- 8:19Speaker 1: like that, I seriously doubt Janet took it personally. She
- 8:22Speaker 1: does not seem I don't I think that her baby's
- 8:25Speaker 1: a couple months old, and I don't even know that
- 8:26Speaker 1: she set up the nursery yet, Like, I don't think
- 8:29Speaker 1: she's getting offended by this comment.
- 8:32Speaker 2: Well, also, you know what I was thinking. If Kristen
- 8:34Speaker 2: did say that, I'm sure then we could pretty much
- 8:36Speaker 2: assume that she just messed up her words.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, anything that Kristen says, you can get
- 8:43Speaker 1: like one word out of it is accurate. And now
- 8:46Speaker 1: we've realized it. She doesn't even do it on purpose.
- 8:48Speaker 1: She just can't. She needs to tattoo the shit on
- 8:52Speaker 1: her arm.
- 8:52Speaker 2: Right, you can't trust anything that comes out of her mouth.
- 8:55Speaker 2: So if she did say that, she probably meant to say,
- 8:57Speaker 2: I hope her baby comes the full term, but just
- 9:00Speaker 2: came out I hope her baby doesn't come to full term.
- 9:04Speaker 1: She missed one of the key words, and right, but
- 9:08Speaker 1: I don't. I really don't think she was trying to
- 9:12Speaker 1: shade her, you know, Janet's unborn baby's life when she.
- 9:16Speaker 2: Said, I absolutely not. Kristin says she and Janet were
- 9:20Speaker 2: friends and then once they started filming the show, she
- 9:22Speaker 2: saw a big change and thought, is this who she
- 9:24Speaker 2: really is? Kristin goes on to say that once Janet
- 9:27Speaker 2: got to watch herself back, instead of it being humbling,
- 9:31Speaker 2: she took another road, trying to act like everyone did
- 9:34Speaker 2: her wrong. I don't know. I can kind of see that.
- 9:37Speaker 2: I can see Janet being just kind of like the
- 9:40Speaker 2: good friend everybody gets along with, and then they're filming
- 9:43Speaker 2: and it's like, who is this? Because she she was,
- 9:47Speaker 2: she was a lot.
- 9:48Speaker 1: I think Janet probably knows what the hell she's doing
- 9:52Speaker 1: at all point in time. I think that's bably why
- 9:55Speaker 1: she became friends with these people in the first place.
- 9:59Speaker 1: I think that's why that she's probably I would bet
- 10:02Speaker 1: if we were to roll the tape in slow motion,
- 10:05Speaker 1: we will have seen her on vander Pump Rules throughout
- 10:08Speaker 1: the years multiple times, like in the background, like grabbing
- 10:12Speaker 1: a drink, like.
- 10:16Speaker 2: Behind a doorframe.
- 10:18Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's places we have seen Janet. So I
- 10:22Speaker 1: think that she knew this was coming and she went
- 10:26Speaker 1: in and she was like, I'm going to make sure
- 10:28Speaker 1: that me and my husband keep this job.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 10:32Speaker 1: I mean, well, I almost learned her husband's name yesterday,
- 10:35Speaker 1: but then I forgot it again. Jason, Jason, Okay, how
- 10:40Speaker 1: do you feel about this next one?
- 10:42Speaker 2: I don't know. I wasn't really interested. Honestly, I wasn't.
- 10:47Speaker 1: Really interested until Victoria responded. But also Victoria has a
- 10:53Speaker 1: very long name on Instagram, so it's difficult for me
- 10:55Speaker 1: to continue to try to stalk her. But Billy Lee
- 11:01Speaker 1: apparently has her own podcast, and she talks about the
- 11:05Speaker 1: end of her relationship. Remember when they were on Watch
- 11:07Speaker 1: What Happens Live? All of a sudden, everybody's un following
- 11:10Speaker 1: each other. It's this whole thing. And Billy this is
- 11:16Speaker 1: thank you to brands by Bravo for putting this on one
- 11:20Speaker 1: little slide that we can read, because there's no way
- 11:23Speaker 1: I would have listened to this podcast.
- 11:25Speaker 2: Right, we got the cliff notes.
- 11:26Speaker 1: We got the cliff notes, which is what we need.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Billy Lee said the following. She's not friends with Sandoval anymore.
- 11:34Speaker 1: She says she was sober for a while, but when
- 11:36Speaker 1: she started dating when he there's a typeo brands.
- 11:40Speaker 2: By Bravo, please get your pronouns correct.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Come on, She said. He was sober for a while,
- 11:47Speaker 1: but when he started dating Victoria, he started drinking heavily again.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Drugs everywhere, and the house a mess. Said Tom was
- 11:57Speaker 1: always depressed and Victoria called him all the time, Victoria
- 12:01Speaker 1: accused Tom and Billy of sleeping together. And then Victoria
- 12:05Speaker 1: wanted Ariana's stuff out of the house and called Logan.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Who we know who Logan is. He works at one
- 12:10Speaker 1: of Lisa's places, but is also Ariana's bestie, So so
- 12:17Speaker 1: Tom could have the master. Tom not being responsible, so
- 12:21Speaker 1: she said they need to do an intervention. What blew
- 12:24Speaker 1: me away from all of this was not the sex,
- 12:26Speaker 1: not anything, but that Arianna was in the master that
- 12:29Speaker 1: oh wait, that's chicken setee room with the clothes. Is
- 12:35Speaker 1: the master?
- 12:36Speaker 2: Well, you know, there were so many boxes in there
- 12:38Speaker 2: that room could have been triple the size. You don't
- 12:41Speaker 2: know how far back those boxes went.
- 12:44Speaker 1: The fact that that is the master. I was like, no,
- 12:47Speaker 1: wonder the house isn't sold because I could have confused
- 12:51Speaker 1: Tom's as the master. Who would have known? Who really
- 12:54Speaker 1: would have known?
- 12:56Speaker 2: I don't know. All I know is it was just
- 12:58Speaker 2: it was a lot of boxes and chicken seta So
- 13:00Speaker 2: maybe it still smells like chickens set Hey, maybe that's
- 13:03Speaker 2: why it hasn't sold.
- 13:06Speaker 1: Well yeah, but then don't you worry? Victoria Lee Robinson
- 13:10Speaker 1: long Instagram name longer than r A Jo c Emily Simpson. Oh,
- 13:16Speaker 1: I guess we can't say master bedroom anymore, so.
- 13:19Speaker 2: You're supposed to say primary. I can't.
- 13:22Speaker 1: I learned all the things I learned that the other day. Fine,
- 13:25Speaker 1: the primary bedroom, the biggest bedroom, the bedroom. Victorially responds
- 13:31Speaker 1: in response to the outrageous lies with the recent Billy
- 13:36Speaker 1: and Joe podcast absolute lies response with truth and all
- 13:42Speaker 1: caps coming soon? But people put coming soon now or don't?
- 13:48Speaker 2: Does that mean like I have to get my thoughts
- 13:53Speaker 2: together and then or does someone purposely say coming soon
- 13:59Speaker 2: so that they can create like like a frenzy, Like
- 14:03Speaker 2: so people can just sit around with baited breath and
- 14:05Speaker 2: wait like I don't get it?
- 14:07Speaker 1: And soon to?
- 14:07Speaker 2: Where?
- 14:08Speaker 1: Where is this going to be released? Is it gonna
- 14:09Speaker 1: be on your Instace story? Like? Do I need to
- 14:11Speaker 1: follow you? Is it gonna be on Rachel's podcast? Is it?
- 14:15Speaker 1: Is it? Because you don't know what to respond because
- 14:17Speaker 1: Tom is allegedly on traders and you need his permission
- 14:20Speaker 1: before you do the release, like where what's happening here?
- 14:24Speaker 1: But she writes, but first, let me make something very
- 14:29Speaker 1: she capped it. She's serious, very very very clear. I
- 14:33Speaker 1: have never and would never touch belongings that aren't mine,
- 14:38Speaker 1: nor have I suggested to do so. I have nothing
- 14:41Speaker 1: but respect for Ariana and it's not my place to
- 14:45Speaker 1: get involved. Girls shoot your shot at staying relevant with
- 14:49Speaker 1: your lies and made up stories. But the truth will
- 14:53Speaker 1: come out soon enough. The fact that are we when
- 14:58Speaker 1: we're talking about Joe are they say was on the
- 15:01Speaker 1: pod with.
- 15:02Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what. I was gonna ask you that
- 15:03Speaker 2: because I assume you knew that it's it's Joseph, right.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Joseph was on the pod with Billy. I'm sorry, that's
- 15:11Speaker 1: I can't even imagine that pod, like we're a shit
- 15:14Speaker 1: show that.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Mike might take the cake.
- 15:18Speaker 1: That is like a real code read of a pod.
- 15:23Speaker 1: But I guess now we wait. I mean, I don't
- 15:26Speaker 1: really know what we're gonna wait to find out. I
- 15:28Speaker 1: don't think Arianna is going to make a statement on
- 15:30Speaker 1: behalf of Victoria Lee Robinson.
- 15:32Speaker 2: I doubt it, but it's coming soon.
- 15:35Speaker 1: But like, could she have done it soon before we
- 15:38Speaker 1: recapped this episode because now we don't.
- 15:40Speaker 2: Need I'm surprised you didn't dm ORR and ask.
- 15:43Speaker 1: You know what. I don't really feel like I need
- 15:45Speaker 1: to follow Victoria Lee or Billy Lee.
- 15:48Speaker 2: Okay, but here's why why do you think Sandoval is
- 15:51Speaker 2: drinking so much after dating her?
- 15:54Speaker 1: When Sandoval came on Twattz, he was still not drinking
- 15:58Speaker 1: in solidarity of Rachel because Rachel couldn't drink at the Meadows.
- 16:04Speaker 2: So he was just not drinking because of her. So wait,
- 16:08Speaker 2: so now that he's not with Rachel anymore, he went back,
- 16:11Speaker 2: he's just drinking and doing drugs. Now.
- 16:13Speaker 1: Well, Lala may Or may not have mentioned his usage,
- 16:17Speaker 1: his alleged usage of usage of mushrooms sometimes that's the
- 16:23Speaker 1: drug in which we're referring to, but she did say
- 16:28Speaker 1: that word. But I do know that when we did
- 16:32Speaker 1: the pod, Me, Tam and Shorts were all drinking and
- 16:37Speaker 1: Tom was not, and we kind of asked him about it,
- 16:41Speaker 1: and he was like, it's for Rachel. I want to
- 16:43Speaker 1: make sure that she knows that I'm with her. And
- 16:46Speaker 1: then by the end of the pot, he's like, today
- 16:48Speaker 1: be my first time drinking, and I was like, don't
- 16:50Speaker 1: put that on us.
- 16:54Speaker 2: He seems very committed.
- 16:56Speaker 1: No, I don't need to be carrying that guilt around.
- 16:59Speaker 1: You go ahead and you stay sober at least for tonight.
- 17:03Speaker 1: But I do like that we've brushed right along from
- 17:07Speaker 1: the Ariana stuff. I mean that we were more confused
- 17:10Speaker 1: about the Ariana stuff than the drug accusations. We're like,
- 17:13Speaker 1: hold on the main bedroom, but who cares that?
- 17:18Speaker 2: Ye? Drugs and alcohol? Fine, Fine, that's fine, that makes sense.
- 17:31Speaker 1: We got to get into the recap starts out. Jesse
- 17:35Speaker 1: notices Michelle isn't wearing her wedding ring. She claims it's
- 17:40Speaker 1: because she rushed out of the house. First question, do
- 17:43Speaker 1: you take your ring off and on? You know?
- 17:47Speaker 2: I normally don't, but then Shane gets really upset with
- 17:50Speaker 2: me if I don't take it off before I work out,
- 17:53Speaker 2: So I try to do. Yeah, and so I've already
- 17:56Speaker 2: broken a ring from lifting what they's on. But I
- 18:01Speaker 2: would prefer not to just because I don't want to.
- 18:04Speaker 2: I just don't want to lose it. I don't like
- 18:05Speaker 2: taking on and off. That's just more room for error,
- 18:09Speaker 2: you know. Yeah.
- 18:10Speaker 1: I mean I left my watch at Equinox once and
- 18:12Speaker 1: I'm still not over it. Like I put it in
- 18:14Speaker 1: the cup holder and it was a real big doozy
- 18:17Speaker 1: of a set, so I never one. I can't take
- 18:19Speaker 1: mine off because my knuckles are so big compared to
- 18:22Speaker 1: my finger, because I pop them that I, I don't
- 18:26Speaker 1: really have the option. I would have to like oil
- 18:28Speaker 1: it and like really work hard. But she rushed out
- 18:33Speaker 1: of the house. We start to see the writing on
- 18:36Speaker 1: the wall, but then we see Jasmine and Zach go
- 18:39Speaker 1: to a pottery class together.
- 18:43Speaker 2: He is Zach refuses to let Janet create a narrative
- 18:47Speaker 2: that he did anything wrong. He's ready to address it
- 18:50Speaker 2: with her at Jackson's bar opening Zach, Zach's a lot.
- 18:57Speaker 2: I still like him, though, what do you think?
- 18:59Speaker 1: Well, I don't know why did it feel like Zach
- 19:01Speaker 1: and Jasmine were pitching like a ghost remake, like where
- 19:05Speaker 1: they're like sitting there together and the pottery is like
- 19:08Speaker 1: moving and their hands are going up and down. Like
- 19:11Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, I like Zach. Fine,
- 19:14Speaker 1: I guess I don't know that I have a problem
- 19:16Speaker 1: with Zach. But yesterday him and Kristen posted something together
- 19:22Speaker 1: and it was like a it was supposed to be
- 19:25Speaker 1: a real or a TikTok, but their mouths didn't match.
- 19:28Speaker 1: And listen, my mouth's never match. But I judge others
- 19:31Speaker 1: when there's don't.
- 19:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it. I feel like that's a pet
- 19:35Speaker 2: peeve of mine too, Like if you're going to take
- 19:36Speaker 2: the time to make content and you're gonna use somebody
- 19:38Speaker 2: else's words, at least practice it enough so that you
- 19:42Speaker 2: line up pretty closely, right.
- 19:44Speaker 1: I mean, I want to be clear that I think
- 19:46Speaker 1: that our social media team's about to post one of
- 19:49Speaker 1: me where my mouth is not going to line up,
- 19:52Speaker 1: but I didn't practice. But I also I think it'll
- 19:55Speaker 1: probably just be on the podcast when it's posted, not
- 19:58Speaker 1: on my actual personal page. Like I'm not committing to
- 20:01Speaker 1: it because I'm so embarrassed about it because like that
- 20:04Speaker 1: the words were here and I was like, it was
- 20:07Speaker 1: not good.
- 20:08Speaker 2: So when they put ad you as a collaborator, you
- 20:11Speaker 2: put I'm gonna have no decline.
- 20:14Speaker 1: No, I already know the mockery I'm gonna get because
- 20:17Speaker 1: my mouths are not my mouths, my my multiple mouths
- 20:21Speaker 1: are not. Oh my god, it's up. For sake, it
- 20:25Speaker 1: better not be up.
- 20:25Speaker 2: Oh see, they did it while you're recordings. Get the decline.
- 20:32Speaker 2: That was strategy back.
- 20:34Speaker 1: I got it. Then, Jacks and Brittany are getting ready
- 20:38Speaker 1: for the bars soft opening. Jack spends a lot of
- 20:42Speaker 1: time cleaning a single sign out of front so everyone
- 20:45Speaker 1: else can handle the work inside for him. Brittany surprised
- 20:49Speaker 1: Jacks by bringing his sister into town for the soft
- 20:52Speaker 1: She is so cute. By the way, the sister is cute.
- 20:54Speaker 2: Jenny right, that was her name, Jenny. She was very
- 20:57Speaker 2: cute and she seemed very sweet. There was only a
- 20:59Speaker 2: little sprinkling of her. But I was like, well, I mean,
- 21:03Speaker 2: she seemed like a lovely girl. She did. I wonder
- 21:06Speaker 2: what she thinks of her brother. That's what I kept thinking.
- 21:08Speaker 1: That's I did, Jenny, do you want to come on
- 21:11Speaker 1: the pod because your brother's telling us no right now?
- 21:14Speaker 2: We would like some tea about your brother.
- 21:17Speaker 1: I wonder if Jenny likes Brittany, I would think so.
- 21:22Speaker 2: I mean, how can you not like Brittany? How can
- 21:24Speaker 2: you not like Brittany?
- 21:26Speaker 1: I don't know, but I feel like this was a
- 21:29Speaker 1: rough episode for all people involved. I did. I am
- 21:32Speaker 1: gonna say I know that I'm now removed and biased
- 21:35Speaker 1: because of my La La interview, But when I was
- 21:38Speaker 1: watching this episode, I did cry?
- 21:41Speaker 2: Did you I didn't? And I normally cry? Which part
- 21:44Speaker 2: did you cry? On?
- 21:45Speaker 1: When they started showing the when Jack's when when Brittany
- 21:49Speaker 1: started talking about all the things that Jack said he
- 21:52Speaker 1: was going to do and wouldn't do and then started
- 21:54Speaker 1: doing the day before our camera's picked up, and then
- 21:57Speaker 1: they flashed back to all the like bad that happened.
- 22:01Speaker 1: I like, my heart hurt. This is not good, this
- 22:05Speaker 1: is sad. This bums me out, like the flashbacks really
- 22:09Speaker 1: like I was like, gotcha, you have a soul? Like,
- 22:14Speaker 1: what do you mean? This actually touched me. Maybe it's
- 22:17Speaker 1: because they have kids, they have a son and yeah,
- 22:21Speaker 1: but Jax continues to talk about how stressed he is
- 22:24Speaker 1: and making excuses for all of his recent actions. Britney's
- 22:27Speaker 1: upset that he never wanted to try for baby number two,
- 22:31Speaker 1: and Brittany knows she couldn't bring a baby into the
- 22:33Speaker 1: world with Jack's until they fixed their relationship problems. This
- 22:36Speaker 1: is my question. Yes, when you are in a bad
- 22:41Speaker 1: part of your marriage, which I think all marriages have
- 22:44Speaker 1: gone through ups and downs, maybe not as downs as
- 22:47Speaker 1: some of their stuff. But at that moment, I'm not
- 22:50Speaker 1: thinking put another baby in me, let's go. I don't know.
- 22:56Speaker 2: I think a lot of people think that it'll fix
- 22:58Speaker 2: the problem. Though.
- 23:00Speaker 1: Have you ever been happier right after you've given birth?
- 23:03Speaker 1: I mean, why not? Given you haven't given birth? So
- 23:05Speaker 1: like yeah, right after having a baby, a newborn.
- 23:10Speaker 2: No, I mean that was like, I mean, I had
- 23:13Speaker 2: a two year old when I had twin boys that
- 23:15Speaker 2: were born, I had three kids under the age of two.
- 23:18Speaker 2: I don't even remember those days. But it was not
- 23:20Speaker 2: easy and it was not good for our marriage like that.
- 23:23Speaker 1: I was going to say, like, were you in Shane
- 23:24Speaker 1: thriving at that point.
- 23:26Speaker 2: No, we were like barely coexisting. It was just so
- 23:29Speaker 2: much work and it was so hard and we were
- 23:31Speaker 2: so exhausted. I don't know. I mean, is she I'm
- 23:36Speaker 2: sure she wants a baby number two because I bet, well,
- 23:39Speaker 2: Cruise is almost three, right, or is three he's three.
- 23:43Speaker 2: I'm sure she she wants them spaced out so that
- 23:45Speaker 2: they're not too far apart in age. I get that
- 23:48Speaker 2: because she would probably want them to be able to
- 23:50Speaker 2: go to school together, play together, be close. So I
- 23:53Speaker 2: think she's stuck on a timeline. That's what I think,
- 23:55Speaker 2: that's where her focus is.
- 23:57Speaker 1: But I don't even think it's about the timeline. I
- 23:59Speaker 1: think if you're not even gonna if your husband isn't
- 24:03Speaker 1: even gonna make the effort to have sex with you,
- 24:05Speaker 1: he's clearly not planning to want to have another baby,
- 24:09Speaker 1: Like you have to remember when you are trying to
- 24:12Speaker 1: have a baby, you have to plan out the timing
- 24:14Speaker 1: and the blah blah blah. But if you're not in
- 24:15Speaker 1: a place where you can even like go out and
- 24:18Speaker 1: have beer, cheese and a couple drinks and have sex
- 24:22Speaker 1: at the end of the night just for fun, you're
- 24:24Speaker 1: probably not going to schedule out your like fertility chart
- 24:29Speaker 1: and make sure it happens on your ovulation days.
- 24:33Speaker 2: I don't know that. Maybe she just uses trying for
- 24:35Speaker 2: baby number two is just code word for can we
- 24:38Speaker 2: just have sex? Please?
- 24:40Speaker 1: Please have sex with me and be nice to me
- 24:42Speaker 1: forgar it Like, that's the way I thought about it.
- 24:44Speaker 1: But then guess what, Kristen misspoke again. You wouldn't believe it.
- 24:52Speaker 2: It's amazing.
- 24:55Speaker 1: She said Michelle had a boyfriend for a year. But
- 24:58Speaker 1: then when Luke and It starts to say that, She's like, no, no, oh,
- 25:03Speaker 1: my god, what I met She had a boyfriend one
- 25:08Speaker 1: year ago. That's what I meant.
- 25:11Speaker 2: And then Christen, Okay, but I do love that when
- 25:13Speaker 2: she said that Michelle had a boyfriend for a year,
- 25:16Speaker 2: she was so dramatic when she said it, like and
- 25:18Speaker 2: not always we all know about it, Like she's even
- 25:29Speaker 2: dramatic when she misspeaks.
- 25:31Speaker 1: Like it's like it's my favorite thing. But it's why
- 25:34Speaker 1: we need her on the show. And we need her
- 25:36Speaker 1: not just selling T shirts and getting pedicures in her
- 25:39Speaker 1: apartment or talking to Luke and his like statement tease.
- 25:44Speaker 1: We need her with the group. But Kristen says she
- 25:48Speaker 1: doesn't blame Michelle for texting someone at that time because
- 25:52Speaker 1: Jesse wasn't pulling as weight as a husband. I think,
- 25:58Speaker 1: first and foremost for next season, I'm not great on
- 26:03Speaker 1: the computer, but I think we could pull up like
- 26:05Speaker 1: an Excel sheet for Kristen that we could create with
- 26:08Speaker 1: her with like things people said, how to repeat it
- 26:13Speaker 1: to make things easier for her.
- 26:15Speaker 2: But you want to do a lesson? Is that what
- 26:18Speaker 2: you mean?
- 26:19Speaker 1: Yeah, like a PowerPoint like it can be like this
- 26:21Speaker 1: is what we're saying tonight. Yeah, carry it on a
- 26:24Speaker 1: little notepad, whatever you need to do. This is what
- 26:27Speaker 1: your one job tonight is to say this line right,
- 26:32Speaker 1: carry it out. But then Jesse and Michelle have a
- 26:37Speaker 1: tough conversation about their marriage. Jesse thought Michelle's strong family
- 26:41Speaker 1: values meant she would do whatever it takes to fix
- 26:44Speaker 1: any marriage problems they faced. In the marriage, Michelle says
- 26:47Speaker 1: she doesn't have any feelings for him anymore, and Jesse
- 26:50Speaker 1: starts to get emotional, and Michelle admits she wants to
- 26:54Speaker 1: love Jesse the way she used to, but she doesn't
- 26:56Speaker 1: know if she can.
- 26:57Speaker 2: Okay, here's my question.
- 26:59Speaker 1: Do robots have feelings?
- 27:02Speaker 2: She does that there's no emotion, Like, she's like, I
- 27:05Speaker 2: just don't love you anymore. I'm just not attracted to you.
- 27:07Speaker 1: It's just.
- 27:10Speaker 2: Nothing.
- 27:11Speaker 1: Okay.
- 27:11Speaker 2: But my question is, do you think if she was
- 27:13Speaker 2: texting some famous whoever director or actor or whatever the
- 27:17Speaker 2: allegations are about some guy that she met at Chateau
- 27:20Speaker 2: Marmont or whatever, do you think that's the reason that
- 27:24Speaker 2: she disconnected from him or do you think it's just
- 27:26Speaker 2: all because of his personality, Because I think once you
- 27:30Speaker 2: get a taste that like, you think you can do
- 27:32Speaker 2: better then you like, I think maybe that's why she
- 27:36Speaker 2: was checked out.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Well, what I learned when on the pod with Jesse
- 27:40Speaker 1: is that they had already split up post COVID. So
- 27:46Speaker 1: you know, like when we were all in lockdown, it
- 27:48Speaker 1: was like do or die time for all these couples.
- 27:50Speaker 1: There was a split up between them. I may have
- 27:52Speaker 1: my dates wrong, but guys, I'm doing the best that
- 27:55Speaker 1: I can. I'm paraphrasing my information. But they had already
- 27:59Speaker 1: split up, they had worked on it, they had gotten
- 28:02Speaker 1: back together, and I think once they got back together,
- 28:05Speaker 1: I don't think she ever really wanted to be back together.
- 28:08Speaker 1: I think maybe guilt or whatever it may have been,
- 28:12Speaker 1: or the idea of being on a television show or
- 28:15Speaker 1: whatever whatever it was. I think that's why they got
- 28:18Speaker 1: back together. And I think from the very beginning she
- 28:24Speaker 1: was already done. The first time she moved out, she
- 28:26Speaker 1: was done well, I.
- 28:28Speaker 2: Would say, just from us as a viewer standpoint, the
- 28:31Speaker 2: first time I saw her and the two of them
- 28:33Speaker 2: together in the very first episode, Remember we would talk
- 28:36Speaker 2: about how we didn't think she had any personality. But
- 28:39Speaker 2: I don't think it's so much personality as much as
- 28:41Speaker 2: now that you know the end result that I just
- 28:43Speaker 2: think she was checked out. I think she had the ick.
- 28:47Speaker 2: She had the dick, right.
- 28:50Speaker 1: I think I don't really think there's any coming back
- 28:55Speaker 1: from that. I mean, Jesse even cried on the pod
- 28:58Speaker 1: talking about her. I point I asked him before all
- 29:02Speaker 1: this happened, before the first separation, Did you ever cheat
- 29:04Speaker 1: on her? Like, that's what my gut instinct told me. Yeah,
- 29:08Speaker 1: And he was like no. He was like, I don't
- 29:12Speaker 1: know if we believe him. I mean, but he looked
- 29:14Speaker 1: at me dead in the face and was like.
- 29:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. You know, he's he seems like
- 29:19Speaker 2: I get like, you know, you get douchebag vibe from him.
- 29:22Speaker 2: But I actually find him entertaining. But I don't find
- 29:24Speaker 2: him to be a liar because I think if he did,
- 29:27Speaker 2: he would just say it and then it would He
- 29:29Speaker 2: would probably brag about how it was with like an
- 29:31Speaker 2: actress or something.
- 29:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I I do think that just time
- 29:36Speaker 1: went on and they were kind of just over each
- 29:40Speaker 1: she was over him. But what he kept saying was
- 29:43Speaker 1: I didn't realize how bad it was until I watched
- 29:45Speaker 1: the show back and watched how she like didn't even
- 29:48Speaker 1: want to touch me or be around me. And I
- 29:50Speaker 1: was like, oh, you didn't feel that at the moment.
- 29:55Speaker 1: But then it's all overshadowed and none of it matters
- 29:57Speaker 1: anymore because then we get into Jackson Brett again. They've
- 30:01Speaker 1: opened the bar. They have a soft opening. Janet confronts
- 30:05Speaker 1: Jasmine about going to a pottery class with Zach. Janet's
- 30:08Speaker 1: happy she gave Zach a chance this summer, but she
- 30:11Speaker 1: realized they don't vibe. Zach approaches Michelle, Janet and Jasmine.
- 30:16Speaker 1: Janet tells Zach her perspective he was aggressive about coming
- 30:20Speaker 1: to her baby moon, and then Zach begins to yell
- 30:23Speaker 1: that he doesn't care what crock of shit boots boots
- 30:30Speaker 1: her on his phone call with Janet. Janet immediately leaves
- 30:34Speaker 1: once he begins to argue with her, and Zach tells
- 30:36Speaker 1: her to get the fuck out of there then, and
- 30:38Speaker 1: then Jason threatens to wreck Zach for speaking to his
- 30:42Speaker 1: wife like that. If I will wreck you if there
- 30:45Speaker 1: was a physical altercation between Zach and Janet's husband, who
- 30:49Speaker 1: do you think could win?
- 30:51Speaker 2: Maybe Zach? Yeah, I'm I mean, Jason has some muscles, but.
- 30:58Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 30:58Speaker 2: Zach is just he's ricey and hair.
- 31:01Speaker 1: I don't think that Janet's husband is like enough hate
- 31:04Speaker 1: in him to like really go for it like he was.
- 31:06Speaker 1: I think he depped in because he needed to. But like, yeah,
- 31:12Speaker 1: but also Zach's dis disdain for Janet's friends and his crocs,
- 31:18Speaker 1: like it's palpable. I can kind of like get on
- 31:21Speaker 1: board with that.
- 31:30Speaker 2: What do you think about Janet taking the phone call
- 31:34Speaker 2: from Zach and putting it on speakerphone and allowing her
- 31:36Speaker 2: two friends to listen, but not telling Zach that they
- 31:39Speaker 2: were listening.
- 31:39Speaker 1: I do tell people when they're on speakerphone.
- 31:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. So I think he should
- 31:45Speaker 2: have known that there was an audience there. So I
- 31:48Speaker 2: thought that was crappy that she didn't tell him. I think.
- 31:53Speaker 1: I feel like Janet is definitely the girl that was
- 31:56Speaker 1: in high school. Remember when we before cell phones and
- 31:59Speaker 1: you could do secret three ways, but like you wouldn't
- 32:01Speaker 1: tell your friends, yes, yeah, and something you'd be talking about,
- 32:06Speaker 1: like this guy that you had a crush on, and
- 32:08Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, Amanda would be like, Teddy,
- 32:11Speaker 1: you're such a bitch.
- 32:13Speaker 2: I like Jacob for a long time.
- 32:16Speaker 1: You know, whatever it is. I feel like that's Janet.
- 32:21Speaker 1: But I also feel like being on speakerphone when you
- 32:24Speaker 1: think it's for production versus you're mocking this person with
- 32:29Speaker 1: your friends is two different things.
- 32:31Speaker 2: Right. Well, I understand that when he calls, he knows
- 32:33Speaker 2: he's calling that she's on camera, right, because you have
- 32:38Speaker 2: to set that up.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Yeah, but shouldn't you say that I'm here with Johnny
- 32:41Speaker 1: and Jacob or whoever.
- 32:43Speaker 2: It is and ship boots yeah.
- 32:45Speaker 1: And ship boot and pink ship boot. I mean, I
- 32:48Speaker 1: would tell you no matter if I like you or
- 32:51Speaker 1: I don't like you, I immediately let somebody know. For
- 32:54Speaker 1: like I'm in the car with somebody else, like I'm like, hey,
- 32:56Speaker 1: if the conversation starts to shift from like what time
- 32:59Speaker 1: are you going to be here, I'm like, oh, I'm
- 33:01Speaker 1: with blah blah right now. Like I don't have to
- 33:04Speaker 1: say speakerphone, but I at least let you let someone know.
- 33:08Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you think he was aggressive with Janet? I
- 33:12Speaker 2: felt like Janet was annoying because she just kept walking
- 33:15Speaker 2: away from every conversation. It was just like, no matter
- 33:17Speaker 2: what someone said, she was just like, I'm pregnant and
- 33:19Speaker 2: she would leave. But I did feel like Zach was
- 33:22Speaker 2: a little too aggressive, Like he could have he could
- 33:24Speaker 2: have gotten his point across if he just took it
- 33:27Speaker 2: down a notch.
- 33:28Speaker 1: Here's my problem with Zach. Do I think that he's
- 33:32Speaker 1: entertaining at times to watch? Yes? Do I think he
- 33:35Speaker 1: gives two shits about being friends with Janet? Absolutely not.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Do I think he cares so much about being on
- 33:42Speaker 1: this television show. AB absolutely. So That's where I'm having
- 33:47Speaker 1: the disconnect. If I truly thought he cared about any
- 33:50Speaker 1: sort of relationship with Janet, I feel like we could
- 33:53Speaker 1: have a different conversation.
- 33:54Speaker 2: But he doesn't.
- 33:55Speaker 1: He's just like, Hey, I want to make sure next
- 33:58Speaker 1: year I get to wear myn on colored outfit and
- 34:01Speaker 1: like do this and like front of my house in
- 34:04Speaker 1: the valley right or my apartment building right.
- 34:07Speaker 2: So do you think he thinks that like Janet's the
- 34:10Speaker 2: HBI se So he's just trying to keep that relationship
- 34:14Speaker 2: to work, Like is he working hard on that relationship
- 34:17Speaker 2: because he sees her kind of she she kind of
- 34:20Speaker 2: is like the head bitch. She's like manipulating everybody, telling
- 34:22Speaker 2: everybody would think everybody's siding with her. I mean even
- 34:26Speaker 2: up till the end, everybody sides with her up until
- 34:28Speaker 2: the end.
- 34:29Speaker 1: She says something like having common enemies, like she's keeping
- 34:33Speaker 1: them close or doing something like that. Like I think
- 34:36Speaker 1: Janet knows what she's doing. And I think, oh, she's
- 34:39Speaker 1: talking about Jasmine, and I think I want to talk
- 34:44Speaker 1: to Janet. You know her, you're apparently Besti's with her. Now,
- 34:48Speaker 1: you didn't tell me when I called, and you're on
- 34:50Speaker 1: speaker with her.
- 34:51Speaker 2: But I met her. I met her one time. She's lovely.
- 34:56Speaker 2: When I met her, I was like, you do know
- 34:58Speaker 2: you're the villain, right?
- 35:00Speaker 1: What did she say? She goes, yeah, I do.
- 35:03Speaker 2: I don't know what happened.
- 35:05Speaker 1: She knows what happened. Then Kristen tells Michelle that Janet's
- 35:10Speaker 1: person who started the shit storm of lies, and then
- 35:13Speaker 1: Jack approaches Janet because she claims he was her messenger,
- 35:17Speaker 1: and she immediately tells him to watch his tone because
- 35:20Speaker 1: she's pregnant. Jack raises his voice and prompts Janet to
- 35:24Speaker 1: leave the area immediately. I feel like it's interesting that
- 35:32Speaker 1: suddenly Jason can't hear when it's Jack's arguing with Janet,
- 35:36Speaker 1: but he was fine to hear when Zach is arguing
- 35:39Speaker 1: with Janet.
- 35:40Speaker 2: Yeah, but I would say Zach Zach was more heated
- 35:43Speaker 2: and more aggressive. I mean, Jack's was Jack's. I felt
- 35:47Speaker 2: like Jackson's is Jax, but Zach was just he was out.
- 35:51Speaker 2: If Zach talked to me like that, like the way
- 35:53Speaker 2: he talked to Janet, I wouldn't have gotten up and
- 35:55Speaker 2: walked away like I probably would have punched him.
- 35:58Speaker 1: I don't know that this is gonna be mean. I
- 36:01Speaker 1: don't know that I'm hanging out with Zach regardless.
- 36:04Speaker 2: No, you don't want to try his hair on.
- 36:07Speaker 1: I mean, maybe he probably has more hairs than I do.
- 36:10Speaker 1: But like, I just don't know.
- 36:12Speaker 2: It's like a lego. It's like a lego hair, Like
- 36:14Speaker 2: you could just take it off, just like put it on.
- 36:17Speaker 1: It's like my hat right now, and then.
- 36:19Speaker 2: Take it off, set it over here. I don't know.
- 36:22Speaker 1: I just have yet to find him fun at this point,
- 36:28Speaker 1: Like I think, Okay.
- 36:29Speaker 2: So let me ask you, so, if you were gonna
- 36:31Speaker 2: cast The Valley next season, would you continue with like
- 36:35Speaker 2: Jasmine and Zach as friends or would you just move
- 36:38Speaker 2: over another couple. I we're another couple inside.
- 36:42Speaker 1: I think Jasmine is needed.
- 36:45Speaker 2: I do like her.
- 36:45Speaker 1: She's very She's the voice of reason, that voice of reason.
- 36:48Speaker 1: I wish we saw a little bit more of Jasmine's relationship. Yeah,
- 36:53Speaker 1: because she is in a committed relationship. We may as
- 36:56Speaker 1: why are we not leaning into that?
- 36:58Speaker 2: Her girlfriend? What must not want a film at all?
- 37:01Speaker 1: That's what I'm isn't getting paid or whatever it may be.
- 37:04Speaker 1: I just find Zach, Jasmine doesn't give me. And granted
- 37:09Speaker 1: I can be thirsty too, but Jasmine does not give
- 37:12Speaker 1: me like she's desperate to be on the show.
- 37:13Speaker 2: Vibes and Zach dees, so you would next season you
- 37:18Speaker 2: would do without Zach.
- 37:20Speaker 1: I'm fine if he's there, but I would be even
- 37:23Speaker 1: more fine to like meet Jesse's new girlfriend and Michelle's
- 37:28Speaker 1: new boyfriend.
- 37:29Speaker 2: I want to see Michelle with someone else, Like does
- 37:31Speaker 2: she just talk like that's the whole time?
- 37:34Speaker 1: Do you think with her new boyfriend she shows emotion.
- 37:39Speaker 2: Her animate away. I love you.
- 37:43Speaker 1: I wish you would change your personality. But in the confessional,
- 37:51Speaker 1: Zach says Janet has always liked to plant the seeds,
- 37:55Speaker 1: and no one knew about it in the past because
- 37:57Speaker 1: it was behind the seeds. But now everyone and we'll
- 38:00Speaker 1: be able to watch it.
- 38:03Speaker 2: Whatever.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Despite Kristen's attempts to tell Michelle all this drama Janet,
- 38:09Speaker 1: Michelle won't listen.
- 38:11Speaker 2: Janet, Yeah, no one seems. No one seems to listen.
- 38:15Speaker 2: It's like it's it's like from a viewer standpoint, we're
- 38:20Speaker 2: watching it going. It's obviously Janet who has instigated all
- 38:24Speaker 2: of this, but no one on the show sees it.
- 38:27Speaker 2: No one.
- 38:29Speaker 1: I don't know if they don't see it or they're
- 38:31Speaker 1: just so they that somebody else is doing it. So
- 38:34Speaker 1: they're like, great, we'll fall right here. I mean, they're.
- 38:36Speaker 2: Happy that there's a villain and they're just glad it's
- 38:38Speaker 2: not them. They're like, fine, Janet's the villain. I'm good Jane,
- 38:42Speaker 2: it's still.
- 38:42Speaker 1: Gonna get that good at it because she's pregnant. So
- 38:45Speaker 1: let's all latch onto this and let's go makes But
- 38:50Speaker 1: then we kind of get back into Jack's giving his
- 38:53Speaker 1: speech and he's obviously very excited. He tells everyone he
- 38:58Speaker 1: wouldn't have done this if Britney Will wasn't involved, And
- 39:02Speaker 1: then in his confessional, Jack says he and Brittany beat
- 39:05Speaker 1: the odds by opening a bar together. Is that like
- 39:08Speaker 1: a beating the odds thing? You know?
- 39:12Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I do know if if
- 39:14Speaker 2: Shane and I had to open a business together, like
- 39:16Speaker 2: I do know that we would probably want to kill
- 39:20Speaker 2: each other. But Jack's always made it like he wasn't
- 39:23Speaker 2: really interested in Brittany helping. Yeah, So then at the end,
- 39:27Speaker 2: you know, like anytime she was like suggesting something or
- 39:30Speaker 2: she wanted to go or she wanted to go to
- 39:32Speaker 2: a meeting. He made it like, well you're you don't
- 39:34Speaker 2: need to, like, you don't need to be there. So
- 39:36Speaker 2: I don't know, like what he's giving her props at
- 39:38Speaker 2: the end because she made the wall.
- 39:42Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't really understand it. They give each other
- 39:46Speaker 1: a kiss after a speech, and then we cut to
- 39:48Speaker 1: the headlines that surfaced after Brittany and Jack split. Six
- 39:53Speaker 1: months later, Brittany is interviewed by TMZ saying her and
- 39:56Speaker 1: Cruise deserve better, and then Jack starts crying and his
- 40:01Speaker 1: confessional he never thought he'd be in this position. I
- 40:07Speaker 1: don't know. I just feel like Jack's telling Brittany she
- 40:11Speaker 1: needs to stop drinking all season, only to ask her
- 40:14Speaker 1: if she wants a shot is exactly what we're dealing with.
- 40:20Speaker 1: It's very Jacks, like if Edwin was like Teddy, stop
- 40:25Speaker 1: this stop and then was like do you want no?
- 40:28Speaker 2: No?
- 40:29Speaker 1: Well, like, what is happening?
- 40:32Speaker 2: How do you feel when things happen after a season ends?
- 40:34Speaker 2: Because clearly they picked the cameras back up, so they
- 40:36Speaker 2: were done filming. They're editing the season Jacks and Brittany
- 40:40Speaker 2: break up, so then they bring the cameras back up.
- 40:43Speaker 2: So how do you feel when they.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Do that, because I like, I could tell that she'd
- 40:49Speaker 1: already moved out. Yeah, she'd already moved out.
- 40:52Speaker 2: But then she was back because they're like, look, we
- 40:54Speaker 2: have to film a scene with you guys.
- 40:56Speaker 1: Well, she was supposedly packing something, but it was just
- 40:58Speaker 1: one item.
- 41:00Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what made me think this is nothing more
- 41:02Speaker 2: than like she's living over here, and production is like, Okay,
- 41:05Speaker 2: well we're gonna we're pulling the cameras back up. We
- 41:07Speaker 2: need you to have a conversation. You need to come
- 41:09Speaker 2: back over to the house. So then she comes over
- 41:10Speaker 2: and acts like she's like packing something.
- 41:13Speaker 1: I mean, I'm really all I took from both of
- 41:15Speaker 1: these divorces, from both of these separations rather was I
- 41:20Speaker 1: do not think that Michelle and Jesse will ever get
- 41:23Speaker 1: back together. I think that's done. I think they will
- 41:26Speaker 1: come back on the show with new partners. They're going
- 41:30Speaker 1: to continue co parenting, co parenting, fighting, all the things.
- 41:35Speaker 1: I do think that Jack's I don't really understand it,
- 41:41Speaker 1: but I think he has this obsession with people wanting
- 41:43Speaker 1: to believe that he's a good guy m hm, and
- 41:47Speaker 1: he's going to do everything in his power to try
- 41:49Speaker 1: to manipulate people into thinking that him and Brittany are
- 41:53Speaker 1: going to work it out. So, whether Brittany got drunk
- 41:56Speaker 1: after the finale and decided to go sleep in that
- 41:59Speaker 1: room that night, and he decided to post it on Twitter, instastory,
- 42:03Speaker 1: or whatever it may be. I saw him gaslight her
- 42:07Speaker 1: that last episode A million they were.
- 42:09Speaker 2: When they were having in the conversation in the bedroom.
- 42:12Speaker 1: Yes, if I said to you, Emily, I am only
- 42:14Speaker 1: doing this podcast with you if you go to therapy
- 42:19Speaker 1: and you have to start tomorrow, and then we were
- 42:22Speaker 1: randomly on a three week sabbatical and you never started,
- 42:25Speaker 1: and then the day before we start, you're like, you
- 42:27Speaker 1: know what, I booked it for next week.
- 42:29Speaker 2: I'd be like you, yeah, well, you know I have
- 42:32Speaker 2: to get Brittany props because I think you could tell,
- 42:35Speaker 2: or you could tell that for the duration of their marriage,
- 42:38Speaker 2: she's been protecting him on camera because this I think
- 42:41Speaker 2: this is the first time that she wasn't because she
- 42:43Speaker 2: broke the fourth wall and said, now you're talking about therapy,
- 42:47Speaker 2: and you said you booked an appointment the day right
- 42:50Speaker 2: the day before the cameras came back up, and you
- 42:51Speaker 2: knew the cameras were coming back up, so you made
- 42:53Speaker 2: no effort all those weeks or months or however long
- 42:56Speaker 2: it was. But now all of a sudden, we're going
- 42:58Speaker 2: to film. We have to have this conversation. You know,
- 43:00Speaker 2: they're going to have the conversation. They say, this is
- 43:02Speaker 2: what time we're coming, We're gonna have this conversation. And
- 43:04Speaker 2: now you make an appointment. And then to know that
- 43:07Speaker 2: he didn't even go to the appointment, just so he
- 43:09Speaker 2: could say he made the appointment, but that he doesn't
- 43:10Speaker 2: even go I know.
- 43:11Speaker 1: When they showed that afterthing, I was like, this is
- 43:14Speaker 1: such a shit show. But I think it shows like
- 43:19Speaker 1: how I think in his head, and it may possibly
- 43:23Speaker 1: and I'm trying to show empathy. I think maybe because
- 43:26Speaker 1: his dad's passed away and the way he was raised,
- 43:29Speaker 1: I think he really does want to believe that you
- 43:33Speaker 1: can fight for your marriage. And do I think you
- 43:35Speaker 1: can fight for a marriage, Yes, But I do think
- 43:38Speaker 1: in this situation, this marriage is broken. I think it
- 43:44Speaker 1: was broken before it was ever a marriage. I just
- 43:49Speaker 1: when I watched them, I don't know that there's any
- 43:51Speaker 1: coming back. Like even when you see the flashbacks of
- 43:54Speaker 1: him cheating on her, or calling her fat, or just
- 43:59Speaker 1: continuing to make her always look like the bad guy.
- 44:03Speaker 1: Even if they do get back together, I think it
- 44:05Speaker 1: will solely be so he can make her look even
- 44:08Speaker 1: shittier next season.
- 44:09Speaker 2: Okay, so you're saying you think that the photo of
- 44:12Speaker 2: that he recently showed of her in the bed asleep
- 44:15Speaker 2: is not current.
- 44:17Speaker 1: Oh, I think it is current. I'm sure that after
- 44:21Speaker 1: whatever the party was, they had a babysitter for cruise,
- 44:25Speaker 1: and then he's like, just come back to the house
- 44:27Speaker 1: and sleep, you.
- 44:27Speaker 2: Know, Like, I don't think she I'm saying, but he
- 44:30Speaker 2: just posted that recently, right.
- 44:32Speaker 1: I think it happened two nights ago.
- 44:34Speaker 2: Oh, I see, you see what I'm saying, Like, Oh,
- 44:36Speaker 2: you're saying we had the finale party. She probably drank
- 44:38Speaker 2: a little bit, and she brought the She came to
- 44:40Speaker 2: pick up the baby, and she laid down and fell
- 44:42Speaker 2: asleep or something.
- 44:43Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I think the baby probably stick with the
- 44:45Speaker 1: babysitter stays at the house. They went and put on
- 44:49Speaker 1: a brave front. I don't think she hates him, but
- 44:52Speaker 1: do I think they like ravage each other and ripped
- 44:55Speaker 1: each other's clothes off and had sex that night. And
- 44:57Speaker 1: are rekindling their marriage. No, do I think she's heartbroken
- 45:02Speaker 1: and sad and probably doing everything she can to try
- 45:05Speaker 1: to get over him. Yes, I judge her for sleeping
- 45:09Speaker 1: in their you know, marital bed that night. No.
- 45:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I assume that there's probably more to the story,
- 45:17Speaker 2: Like I don't know, maybe she was fell asleep or something.
- 45:21Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, clearly she didn't post that her
- 45:24Speaker 1: back was to it.
- 45:25Speaker 2: So what's your take on this who she's been sleeping
- 45:27Speaker 2: with for the past four months?
- 45:29Speaker 1: I mean, I don't really have a take because it
- 45:30Speaker 1: would be a lie because I know exactly who it is.
- 45:34Speaker 1: Tune into two Teas on Sunday at nine pm and
- 45:37Speaker 1: you'll get it. I mean, I guess we could continue
- 45:39Speaker 1: on about Etner and Jesse, but I think the fact
- 45:44Speaker 1: that they filmed their breakup scene while Isabella was in
- 45:49Speaker 1: the kitchen on the iPad wanting a barbecue sauce. I mean,
- 45:53Speaker 1: it was all a lot, but we got through it okay.
- 45:55Speaker 2: But here, let me just say this though, I don't
- 45:58Speaker 2: think they should have an adult com like that, especially
- 46:01Speaker 2: about divorce in front of the child.
- 46:02Speaker 1: But I said the same thing.
- 46:04Speaker 2: But I also do understand that in a situation like
- 46:07Speaker 2: that where they're like, look, the two of you need
- 46:09Speaker 2: to come together. We have to film this conversation of
- 46:11Speaker 2: the two of you, and she's there, they're co parenting,
- 46:15Speaker 2: and the child's there. I don't know what other option
- 46:17Speaker 2: there is unless the kid go into a bedroom and
- 46:19Speaker 2: shut the door. But then you don't know what's going
- 46:21Speaker 2: on with the child or what they're doing.
- 46:23Speaker 1: He did make a good point, which I didn't necessarily
- 46:26Speaker 1: think about. He said, by the end of our marriage,
- 46:29Speaker 1: it was so toxic that we couldn't we wouldn't even
- 46:32Speaker 1: be arguing sometimes, Like we could be like, do you
- 46:34Speaker 1: want to go grab McDonald I'm just making suff McDonald's
- 46:38Speaker 1: air taco bell, and like it could be a totally
- 46:41Speaker 1: and Isabella would be like, why are you guys fighting
- 46:44Speaker 1: And they're like, we're actually not fighting. Like her her
- 46:47Speaker 1: senses were already heightened, right, So.
- 46:51Speaker 2: You're saying, no matter what any conversation, she just thought
- 46:53Speaker 2: they just weren't getting along.
- 46:54Speaker 1: Yeah, So I mean then she went on Jana Kramer
- 46:57Speaker 1: and said they're still fighting, which was the same time
- 47:00Speaker 1: that I had Jesse on. I kind of asked him
- 47:02Speaker 1: about that, and he brushed over it, but I think
- 47:05Speaker 1: there were not going to get really any more information
- 47:07Speaker 1: until season two starts, which I think is going to
- 47:09Speaker 1: start filming soon.
- 47:11Speaker 2: What is the list that Michelle wanted him to make?
- 47:14Speaker 2: Was it a list of clients?
- 47:17Speaker 1: I think Michelle just wanted to be like completely done,
- 47:20Speaker 1: Like he wanted to go through and like have lawyers
- 47:23Speaker 1: make the decisions with the furniture, the life, the businesses,
- 47:27Speaker 1: all that. And she's like, no, I'm actually done. I
- 47:30Speaker 1: did this financially on my own. I've gotten my new place. Like,
- 47:33Speaker 1: we don't need to go through the raate, Like we've
- 47:35Speaker 1: already decided on fifty to fifty custody. What are we
- 47:37Speaker 1: fighting about? I think she just thought they were delaying it.
- 47:41Speaker 2: Yeah, but she wanted him to make a list, and
- 47:43Speaker 2: he's like, we don't need to make a list.
- 47:46Speaker 1: I think holidays and stuff like that.
- 47:49Speaker 2: Oh, because see, I thought maybe it was clients, like
- 47:51Speaker 2: they wanted to make a list of clients and divide
- 47:52Speaker 2: up clients or something. I didn't know what the list
- 47:55Speaker 2: was that they wanted.
- 47:56Speaker 1: You could be right, but I took it more as
- 47:58Speaker 1: like where like you have Christmas Eve, I have Christmas Day,
- 48:02Speaker 1: whatever it may be.
- 48:03Speaker 2: You know well, I mean I do know so far
- 48:05Speaker 2: they don't have attorneys. I don't know where they're at now,
- 48:07Speaker 2: but apparently from this episode, they just have a mediator
- 48:11Speaker 2: who's drafting the paperwork, which is the you know, less
- 48:15Speaker 2: expensive route to go. I who wants I was.
- 48:17Speaker 1: Gonna say, I don't think they're like, I mean, we
- 48:19Speaker 1: have to wrap, but I don't think they're like loaded
- 48:22Speaker 1: to the point where they have either one of them
- 48:24Speaker 1: has so much to lose financially, right, that's where things
- 48:28Speaker 1: really get.
- 48:28Speaker 2: Ugly, exactly, Like if I divorce Shane, he's going down.
- 48:33Speaker 1: He's got and I'll go, you know, and I'll move
- 48:35Speaker 1: in with you into our new home that Shane pays
- 48:38Speaker 1: for County.
- 48:38Speaker 2: Maybe you could be on Range County like I.
- 48:41Speaker 1: Live in Orange County now I live on Emily's couch.
- 48:45Speaker 1: Shane pays for it. Oh my gosh. Well, I've missed you,
- 48:48Speaker 1: and we have some more guests next week, so I
- 48:51Speaker 1: look forward to sing it then.
- 48:55Speaker 2: Okay, and send that text to me please, thanks for listening, guys.
- 48:58Speaker 1: Hattie she is day chiding