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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists on artists
- 0:07Speaker 1: this week. You've heard of directors, you've heard of actors,
- 0:11Speaker 1: and i'd venture to guess you've heard of movies.
- 0:13Speaker 2: But have you heard of how those movies get funded?
- 0:17Speaker 3: Well, if we got a treat for you today, we
- 0:20Speaker 3: sit down with financiers, the people that give the money
- 0:24Speaker 3: to the movie so it's made. Yes, movie magic isn't
- 0:28Speaker 3: just magic. Movie, it's money and that's how things are made.
- 0:32Speaker 3: We sit down with some of the most iconic financiers
- 0:35Speaker 3: of all movies ever.
- 0:39Speaker 4: So take out your wallet and buy a producer title.
- 0:43Speaker 5: Let's listen in.
- 0:48Speaker 6: Yeah no, I'm no, that's not okay, right, but that's
- 0:53Speaker 6: not okay. So here's what I'm gonna say. Hey, hey,
- 0:56Speaker 6: listen up, I don't care. I don't care period, I
- 0:59Speaker 6: don't care. I gonna need clean the front yard. You stand,
- 1:04Speaker 6: send Sundance happened, it's history, baby, we can move on.
- 1:09Speaker 5: Get tostitos on the line. Tell them it's time.
- 1:13Speaker 6: We brand period to clean period film may more.
- 1:20Speaker 5: Periods l A send Okay, I love your baby.
- 1:24Speaker 3: Hey mom my, sorry about that, Sorry about that?
- 1:37Speaker 7: Sorry, okay, God.
- 1:42Speaker 5: Guys. God got.
- 1:50Speaker 6: Get to see off the links.
- 1:57Speaker 8: Okay, guys, Okay, we gotta okay, Finis, come on.
- 2:07Speaker 9: Tend me that. Tell me that.
- 2:09Speaker 5: Yeah, that's gotta send us that.
- 2:11Speaker 9: You gotta send me that.
- 2:13Speaker 10: Oh my god, wow, God, a little bit of the sausages.
- 2:27Speaker 3: To get a bunch of us and come on, I
- 2:30Speaker 3: want to get us all in the same room together,
- 2:32Speaker 3: to get us all in the same they do what
- 2:34Speaker 3: they were doing.
- 2:36Speaker 6: And not an aspen, I mean the five of us
- 2:39Speaker 6: together and tell.
- 2:43Speaker 8: You it's n.
- 2:47Speaker 2: I gotta tell you I got I got aspen bogs.
- 2:51Speaker 1: And now when I step outside, I'm like, who turned
- 2:54Speaker 1: on the So I also just.
- 2:57Speaker 5: Think it's fucking weird. Well, meeting together, there's no way
- 2:59Speaker 5: to round here.
- 3:00Speaker 7: Generally there's always can I get my Marchini and I
- 3:04Speaker 7: got some money?
- 3:05Speaker 9: Comments and stops us and we all go.
- 3:10Speaker 7: It's so bad and it's fun to be in l A.
- 3:12Speaker 7: I went to Canners yesterday. Really have you guys, that's
- 3:15Speaker 7: a classic l A place.
- 3:17Speaker 4: I want you to know, if you're listening at home,
- 3:18Speaker 4: in your filmmaker lot of a lot of directors are
- 3:20Speaker 4: going to talk about set.
- 3:22Speaker 5: We're gonna talk about a set, which is the restaurant? Ye,
- 3:26Speaker 5: the money money, We're.
- 3:29Speaker 4: Gonna sit and actually talk contracts.
- 3:32Speaker 7: Stay when you come to Los Angeles. I'm staying at
- 3:34Speaker 7: the W in Hollywood.
- 3:37Speaker 6: Two four seasons, fur seasons, four seasons, four seasons.
- 3:41Speaker 9: Yeah, that's amazing.
- 3:42Speaker 11: The best one is winter and as Yeah like that,
- 3:46Speaker 11: it's the best.
- 3:47Speaker 5: I'm at the Langham and Pasadena.
- 3:53Speaker 9: You guys have I don't like to talk money. I
- 3:56Speaker 9: like to talk memory.
- 3:57Speaker 5: Can I tell you this, It's not about how much,
- 3:59Speaker 5: it's where the fuck it is.
- 4:02Speaker 4: I forget every fucking week where I'm hiding money because
- 4:06Speaker 4: it's like.
- 4:06Speaker 2: What why do we even are we even counting as money?
- 4:09Speaker 5: You know?
- 4:09Speaker 2: Are we counting?
- 4:10Speaker 1: Are we countings? Are we counting boats? Are we counting houses?
- 4:13Speaker 1: Are we counting ideas?
- 4:15Speaker 5: It's just ways I'm hiding, That's right.
- 4:17Speaker 9: I don't have money.
- 4:18Speaker 7: I have friends, and let's just say I have four
- 4:20Speaker 7: hundred and forty five million francs.
- 4:23Speaker 9: That is really smart.
- 4:25Speaker 6: Oh really, four hundred and fifty nine million friends and
- 4:28Speaker 6: you stay at the W in Hollywood.
- 4:31Speaker 7: Well, excuse me, oh vie, No, it's the closest to
- 4:37Speaker 7: Musso and Franks.
- 4:38Speaker 4: Oh stopid like you're to come in adult and take
- 4:41Speaker 4: a car and wait thirty minutes to get to Muso
- 4:44Speaker 4: frank like everybody else.
- 4:45Speaker 7: Yeah right, you say that I'm already on the freaking
- 4:47Speaker 7: flowers chocolate cake when you're already ordering a martini.
- 4:53Speaker 1: I measure my money in martinis, and I have about
- 4:58Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty eight million martin.
- 5:03Speaker 5: Sounds like a Friday night for me and Angela. Oh god,
- 5:10Speaker 5: this is powerful.
- 5:11Speaker 3: We gotta go around and introduce to I know us
- 5:15Speaker 3: start start all right.
- 5:17Speaker 9: My name is Danny Oil.
- 5:18Speaker 7: I am um I, as everybody knows, I'm the youngest
- 5:25Speaker 7: in the corn oil dynasty. I am from Nebraska.
- 5:32Speaker 4: We can almost tell by your face that you come
- 5:34Speaker 4: up in corn oil.
- 5:36Speaker 3: You can tell that corn oil is ethanol.
- 5:42Speaker 9: That's different ethanol.
- 5:44Speaker 7: No, well kind of enough for us, No, because we
- 5:48Speaker 7: both make money off.
- 5:51Speaker 9: So I am.
- 5:53Speaker 5: Sounds like you have COVID.
- 5:54Speaker 9: Oh no, that's how I laugh.
- 6:01Speaker 2: You're getting heimlet.
- 6:04Speaker 9: Sounds so painful. So I love movies ever since I
- 6:08Speaker 9: was a kid.
- 6:09Speaker 7: We used to play them when my nanny would go
- 6:12Speaker 7: to sleep because she hated movies. And I said, I
- 6:16Speaker 7: want to make movies, and my brothers are in charge
- 6:19Speaker 7: of the other stuff, and so I've pour a lot
- 6:23Speaker 7: of money into finances. People come to me when they
- 6:26Speaker 7: have something very specific, and that's big cars.
- 6:30Speaker 5: Big cars.
- 6:31Speaker 9: You like big cars?
- 6:32Speaker 7: Yeah, like big cars. So many movie's got a big
- 6:37Speaker 7: car in it. But people have figured that out. People
- 6:40Speaker 7: have figured it out. And sometimes I accidentally funded like
- 6:42Speaker 7: a queer indie drama.
- 6:43Speaker 9: They just had a big car.
- 6:44Speaker 2: In the Wow.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Oh they lured you in with the car and then
- 6:48Speaker 1: it was like, do you feel bait and switched?
- 6:50Speaker 3: Ever, I never feel baiden switched as long as I
- 6:52Speaker 3: see the car. Well, let's talk for a second, just
- 6:56Speaker 3: really quick. I mean this is really interesting. Most of
- 6:59Speaker 3: the work and financiers is kind of in the indie
- 7:02Speaker 3: space unless you're connected to a studio. I mean, we're
- 7:05Speaker 3: not necessarily working with the big ones unless they see you.
- 7:09Speaker 5: Do you mean handcuffs? I don't want them the freedom
- 7:14Speaker 5: one hundred.
- 7:15Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 7:15Speaker 4: It's like sending It's like if you had a kid
- 7:18Speaker 4: and then med school and you decide to send them
- 7:20Speaker 4: back to their like fucking like they're like bachelor's degree again.
- 7:24Speaker 3: Literally literally what it is that's you captured it?
- 7:27Speaker 9: Perception?
- 7:28Speaker 5: I think, Yeah, one more time.
- 7:30Speaker 4: I think it would be like if you had a
- 7:31Speaker 4: kid who's going through med school and you go, let's
- 7:34Speaker 4: just also, while you add it, let's put you back
- 7:36Speaker 4: in a bachelor's degree.
- 7:37Speaker 3: So that makes total sense for what we're talking about
- 7:40Speaker 3: with our relationship.
- 7:41Speaker 9: With the studio. Yeah, we got to hear who this person?
- 7:43Speaker 12: Come on, I gotta know Barbara Off the third.
- 7:46Speaker 6: I am so thrilled to fucking be here with people.
- 7:51Speaker 5: Who I respect the hell out.
- 7:52Speaker 6: Can I say every big car I've ever seen on
- 7:57Speaker 6: TV or a movie, I go, that's my boy.
- 7:59Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so proud of you, man.
- 8:01Speaker 6: And one of them was just a fucking movie of
- 8:03Speaker 6: I mean it was just a remember the locked shot.
- 8:07Speaker 5: Shot of a car and it was a slow zoom in.
- 8:13Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 8:14Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 8:15Speaker 6: Anyway, I am passionate about brand collaborations in the films.
- 8:22Speaker 3: Here.
- 8:24Speaker 7: You never meet people who are passionate about brand collaborations
- 8:27Speaker 7: in the films.
- 8:28Speaker 2: So nice to hear her.
- 8:30Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 8:32Speaker 9: He's gonna cry.
- 8:35Speaker 6: No, I just it's it means a lot to be
- 8:37Speaker 6: seen because I just love it.
- 8:39Speaker 5: I look at anything anything, Okay. So remember you can't
- 8:45Speaker 5: touch me.
- 8:46Speaker 13: I can't touch you here either, Okay, you know what,
- 8:51Speaker 13: So I I like, can someone uh die coke?
- 8:56Speaker 5: What do you see when you see this? What do
- 8:57Speaker 5: you see when you see it?
- 8:58Speaker 2: Can I see?
- 8:59Speaker 5: I see?
- 8:59Speaker 9: So you see drink?
- 9:02Speaker 1: Right?
- 9:02Speaker 6: I see a ninety minute rom com that takes place
- 9:05Speaker 6: in the beautiful, beautiful Massachusetts hills. And it's a story
- 9:10Speaker 6: about about perseverance, energy, diets. You know what I mean,
- 9:15Speaker 6: it's all it's and I see that in the camps
- 9:18Speaker 6: and I already I'm picturing it's it's got, you know,
- 9:21Speaker 6: it's I'm an engeneue.
- 9:23Speaker 5: It's got uh a.
- 9:25Speaker 14: Guy, right, it's got, everything's right and so and that's
- 9:32Speaker 14: so it's something I don't want to like a gift
- 9:34Speaker 14: or something, but no, it's a fucking gift.
- 9:36Speaker 4: No matter how much America tries to tell me that
- 9:38Speaker 4: there are stories involved with brands, my brain can't do it.
- 9:41Speaker 5: My brain can't. But you're fucking brinking what well?
- 9:45Speaker 9: Yeah, well, thank you.
- 9:46Speaker 1: Ever, I just want to know if you're ever interested
- 9:49Speaker 1: in and thank you, thank you. Are you interested in
- 9:52Speaker 1: making commercials at all?
- 9:54Speaker 5: Or are you so okay?
- 9:56Speaker 6: So, yeah, my this is a question I think about
- 10:02Speaker 6: a lot.
- 10:03Speaker 9: Yeah, I think about it.
- 10:04Speaker 6: This comes so thank you oh my god, to the
- 10:08Speaker 6: table because that is in the air.
- 10:10Speaker 5: I mean, you can't.
- 10:11Speaker 9: You can't have a.
- 10:12Speaker 5: Meeting with me without that comming.
- 10:14Speaker 2: I can't believe it. That's amazing. But I have not.
- 10:18Speaker 5: I I haven't. I don't want to be constrained the
- 10:21Speaker 5: fifteen seconds. I want to tell the story of how
- 10:24Speaker 5: hours long.
- 10:25Speaker 6: I want to see it, you know, because a chip
- 10:27Speaker 6: being eaten, that's you could you could do that in
- 10:29Speaker 6: fifteen seconds. Literally, I want to see it being made right.
- 10:33Speaker 6: I want to see why is that person hungry for
- 10:36Speaker 6: the chip?
- 10:36Speaker 5: Anyway?
- 10:37Speaker 6: I could ramble on and on, and I know you're
- 10:40Speaker 6: interested by the look on your face.
- 10:42Speaker 9: Not it still sounds like a commercial.
- 10:45Speaker 2: Well, so.
- 10:48Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 10:50Speaker 6: That is something I hear a lot. But no, no,
- 10:55Speaker 6: it's very very unique. Again, do you see Angeen news
- 10:58Speaker 6: and guys in commercial?
- 11:00Speaker 3: That's so you're so right, especially one two guys.
- 11:05Speaker 5: No, and so now you're talking about challengers.
- 11:07Speaker 6: You know what I saw when I saw challengers, I
- 11:09Speaker 6: said dunkin Donuts collapse?
- 11:11Speaker 5: Did you remember that? Talking about That's a great one too.
- 11:15Speaker 5: I don't have any true connects.
- 11:16Speaker 9: We had our hands in that. You did the corn
- 11:18Speaker 9: oil and the churre out.
- 11:20Speaker 5: Oh wow, good for you.
- 11:22Speaker 9: Before me so much.
- 11:30Speaker 6: But sometimes I have a difficult time getting actor, getting
- 11:34Speaker 6: higher caliber actors on board.
- 11:35Speaker 5: They are a little skeptical. So that's something I'm running
- 11:39Speaker 5: up against.
- 11:39Speaker 4: Of course, we always got to think about the international market,
- 11:42Speaker 4: right well, yes, I always got my my asshole stuck
- 11:45Speaker 4: in the international market right where I'm.
- 11:47Speaker 5: Thinking of that, Yeah, my head and story.
- 11:50Speaker 4: So it's like, yeah, I'm looking for on scripts, my
- 11:53Speaker 4: backsides in the market.
- 11:55Speaker 2: You're like Winnie the poop bear CON's little cave.
- 11:58Speaker 9: Say your name?
- 11:58Speaker 5: How are we am? Angela Paul Francisco.
- 12:01Speaker 4: I finance because my parents were witch.
- 12:07Speaker 5: I don't I don't want to hide anything from anybody.
- 12:10Speaker 9: Why do we have to say why? It's just what
- 12:12Speaker 9: we do.
- 12:12Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you. Yeah, my parents made the first what
- 12:16Speaker 5: do you call it? How do you say?
- 12:17Speaker 3: Huh?
- 12:17Speaker 5: So long ago?
- 12:19Speaker 2: Back in the day.
- 12:22Speaker 5: Burger King had burger chicken fries. My parts behind that.
- 12:29Speaker 9: We would like to call new money.
- 12:31Speaker 10: Yeah, that I bet.
- 12:32Speaker 3: I think it's question did your parents invent the chicken
- 12:36Speaker 3: fry or the Burger King.
- 12:38Speaker 4: They invented the chicken fry, brought it to Burger King,
- 12:41Speaker 4: sold it for a billion fucking bajillion dollars and then
- 12:43Speaker 4: I never Then my parents got blessed. Both of the
- 12:46Speaker 4: souls died, ohyah.
- 12:50Speaker 5: Died right there. Finished finished the recipe, did the deal.
- 12:52Speaker 4: Boom boom boom went off, And it was almost like
- 12:54Speaker 4: they had to give me my sister.
- 12:56Speaker 5: Money was gorgeous.
- 12:57Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I was just sitting almost pile movies,
- 13:00Speaker 4: this pile of money, sitting on this pile of money.
- 13:01Speaker 4: And I've always tried to write screenplay. I can't can't,
- 13:03Speaker 4: can't finish one. No matter how hard I try to
- 13:07Speaker 4: finish a screenplay, I can't finish.
- 13:09Speaker 2: It's impossible. No, I mean putting, taking up the laptop.
- 13:13Speaker 1: And plugging it in and the what what?
- 13:16Speaker 5: Then you gotta plug the other into the outlets, So
- 13:20Speaker 5: you're plugging into the laptop and then the and sometimes
- 13:22Speaker 5: they're not that close, and now they're making multiple kinds
- 13:24Speaker 5: of charges.
- 13:26Speaker 2: It's impossible.
- 13:27Speaker 5: It's impossible.
- 13:27Speaker 9: And this is why I mean to writers, because how
- 13:30Speaker 9: do you do this?
- 13:32Speaker 3: They must be sick.
- 13:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I must be sick to be able to handle it.
- 13:35Speaker 4: But anyway, I like to say I call myself a screenwriter,
- 13:39Speaker 4: even though I've never finished the script. But I just
- 13:42Speaker 4: pay and I work with the screenwriter and I get
- 13:44Speaker 4: the epee credit and that makes me feel good enough.
- 13:46Speaker 2: And well that is.
- 13:49Speaker 6: I'll have to chat with you if you have any
- 13:50Speaker 6: time about it. I guess if I don't know, I
- 13:53Speaker 6: don't I am. I would love to do a burger
- 13:55Speaker 6: King sort of.
- 13:56Speaker 5: Oh, I don't have any time a burger King film.
- 13:59Speaker 6: Now, think that there be something so anyway, Yeah, yeah,
- 14:02Speaker 6: I know your parents.
- 14:03Speaker 4: Are dead, but yeah, well God bless his souls, but yeah,
- 14:08Speaker 4: I just you know, one hundred percent, I own the
- 14:11Speaker 4: Knicks as well.
- 14:11Speaker 3: I should say, oh, that's wonderful, that's wonderful.
- 14:16Speaker 5: I sit next to what's his name?
- 14:18Speaker 7: Yeah, Slater said right that?
- 14:23Speaker 5: Ye, what a good fucking about you?
- 14:27Speaker 2: And what about me? About me? And what about me?
- 14:30Speaker 5: So happy? He's happy? You're happy, he's happy.
- 14:35Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry.
- 14:36Speaker 9: My name is you should be my god?
- 14:41Speaker 5: I love this group. I love this group.
- 14:45Speaker 2: Do I even have to I feel like I'm about
- 14:47Speaker 2: to clock into a shift talking about myself?
- 14:50Speaker 3: Right?
- 14:51Speaker 2: Come on, I just want to hang on it. What
- 14:52Speaker 2: do you mean? Back of Martini?
- 14:54Speaker 1: Look, my name is Denise Nissan, and uh I am
- 14:58Speaker 1: of course from the Nissan family family, happy days.
- 15:03Speaker 2: Everybody is an and.
- 15:05Speaker 1: The happy happy Nisa dealers are here.
- 15:09Speaker 11: Yes, very catchy, he has Yes, we're working on it.
- 15:13Speaker 9: You know what. I love. You guys are real big
- 15:15Speaker 9: film guys.
- 15:16Speaker 7: And I love when you walk in and you know
- 15:18Speaker 7: when film school says Nissan send, you say, what's the
- 15:20Speaker 7: Nissan send?
- 15:21Speaker 3: Yes, exactly.
- 15:25Speaker 2: Real scene loaded. You love movies.
- 15:30Speaker 1: I love movies about especially little animals doing things they're
- 15:37Speaker 1: not supposed to do. And so I love I love
- 15:42Speaker 1: when an indie filmmaker comes to me with an idea
- 15:45Speaker 1: and I get to say, you know, that's good, that's
- 15:48Speaker 1: pretty good, It's almost there.
- 15:51Speaker 2: What if we put a little chipmunk in there.
- 15:53Speaker 5: To dance around?
- 15:55Speaker 4: I mean, really, I've known your work since early early
- 15:57Speaker 4: days when I was like in my early twenties.
- 15:59Speaker 5: And to say when you did Babe.
- 16:01Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you come on.
- 16:03Speaker 9: You came up with no Pig.
- 16:05Speaker 3: Even though it was based off of the book is
- 16:07Speaker 3: crazy that first tract.
- 16:11Speaker 5: First dic and what what a sacrificial change up.
- 16:15Speaker 2: People think it's based on the book.
- 16:17Speaker 1: No, it's based on a catalog of Nissans in the
- 16:20Speaker 1: local newspaper.
- 16:21Speaker 4: It's incredible well, you know you can get you could
- 16:23Speaker 4: gets rights now to anything. Sometimes I read a fucking
- 16:26Speaker 4: magazine and I go, can we option this?
- 16:29Speaker 5: And you can? Can we get this?
- 16:30Speaker 2: Can we get this?
- 16:31Speaker 1: No? I love and I love taking things that I
- 16:34Speaker 1: don't know about you, guys. I love taking things that
- 16:36Speaker 1: are not movies and making them movies. Someone comes to
- 16:40Speaker 1: me with a full finished script, I'm kind of like boring.
- 16:44Speaker 2: What's going on?
- 16:45Speaker 15: Like this?
- 16:50Speaker 2: I should reading the title and going, how about it's this?
- 16:53Speaker 4: This morning, I read an article that I'm gonna send
- 16:54Speaker 4: you on Yahoo Funny News and it's.
- 16:56Speaker 5: It's so funny my favorite page where I get all
- 16:58Speaker 5: my ideas from. And it's a dog who goes to
- 17:00Speaker 5: the same breakfast Dina every morning.
- 17:02Speaker 2: Can you send me that?
- 17:03Speaker 5: Send it to you? Yeah. And when he died, they
- 17:04Speaker 5: renamed the Dinah after the dog.
- 17:06Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's a movie.
- 17:08Speaker 9: It's really good.
- 17:09Speaker 5: Oh god, that's my god.
- 17:12Speaker 4: Look on Yahoo Funny News and being funny news, so funny,
- 17:15Speaker 4: it's just so funny.
- 17:15Speaker 5: They call it funny news. Right, lives up, so lives up.
- 17:20Speaker 2: I'm laughing. Yeah, I'm laughing.
- 17:22Speaker 3: Hello, hell are uh? And my name is Carol. Carol defom.
- 17:27Speaker 3: I'm from Busting and Herzgozana and I have a lot
- 17:31Speaker 3: of money.
- 17:32Speaker 5: Uh you know, I don't want.
- 17:33Speaker 3: To talk about how it came to me. But it's
- 17:35Speaker 3: not good.
- 17:37Speaker 9: The family is not good. No, no, it's not funny.
- 17:41Speaker 9: Though it's good, but you're no.
- 17:42Speaker 5: I know I'm not good.
- 17:45Speaker 3: I continue with the family line. But you know, it's
- 17:48Speaker 3: really interesting because I'm not really related to movies at all.
- 17:51Speaker 3: I don't really even see the movies that they that
- 17:54Speaker 3: they gave me with these kind of fun dirty money,
- 17:56Speaker 3: but they say it's really good movies, like, uh, you know,
- 18:00Speaker 3: we did The Green Book and.
- 18:04Speaker 9: Forrest Gump.
- 18:05Speaker 5: I mean I done.
- 18:07Speaker 3: Apparently they're really good movies. Apparently they're really good movies.
- 18:10Speaker 3: But I have no I don't even care. It's just
- 18:12Speaker 3: I get paid.
- 18:14Speaker 9: Where's the money come back to you on this?
- 18:16Speaker 3: So it comes back in dark channels? So yeah, basically,
- 18:20Speaker 3: I just, you know, I take the money. And then
- 18:22Speaker 3: they say I sit down with the person who's trying
- 18:24Speaker 3: to pitch me, and my first question is do you
- 18:28Speaker 3: know what I do? Do you know what I do?
- 18:31Speaker 3: And they go no, And I go do you want to?
- 18:34Speaker 3: And they say no, really and I go, okay, good,
- 18:38Speaker 3: now tell me about your little flick.
- 18:40Speaker 9: Girl.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Not always girls, but I like to do that, you know, yeah,
- 18:43Speaker 3: and really let them have it.
- 18:46Speaker 9: Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of you guys in this world. Yes,
- 18:50Speaker 9: there's a ton of us in the world. Like I know,
- 18:52Speaker 9: I'm just one of five right now.
- 18:54Speaker 3: But I would say dark Eastern European money actually surprisingly fun.
- 19:00Speaker 9: A lot of your.
- 19:00Speaker 3: Favorite films, yeah, I mean mostly the ones that you think, oh,
- 19:04Speaker 3: this is beautiful, this is changing my life.
- 19:07Speaker 9: Yeah, it's always died to a little bit of darkness.
- 19:09Speaker 7: Sometimes I'm surprised when I meet with their filmmaker how
- 19:12Speaker 7: many questions they don't ask.
- 19:14Speaker 9: It's almost like they know, Yeah, they take the money
- 19:18Speaker 9: and run it.
- 19:19Speaker 5: Got it.
- 19:19Speaker 3: They can do a Google search is what I found,
- 19:21Speaker 3: and they go, no more questions.
- 19:23Speaker 9: Right now, no questions.
- 19:25Speaker 4: I can always tell when I'm meeting with a young
- 19:26Speaker 4: filmmaker if they sustle me out, if I have harsh opinions.
- 19:29Speaker 4: So I like to scare them and I always send
- 19:31Speaker 4: my sandwich back. Oh, I say, can you make this
- 19:34Speaker 4: shorter by fifteen minutes?
- 19:37Speaker 9: A sandwich that's really fun?
- 19:39Speaker 4: And I see if the filmmaker could probably if I
- 19:41Speaker 4: had that note?
- 19:42Speaker 5: Are you going to take that?
- 19:44Speaker 9: Yeah? I love that.
- 19:46Speaker 7: How do you guys feel about giving notes to filmmakers
- 19:50Speaker 7: when they when they pitch his stuff?
- 19:51Speaker 9: Oh? I like to My big note is kill my
- 19:53Speaker 9: girlfriend being it?
- 19:54Speaker 5: Oh? Who's your girlfriend? You have a girlfriend?
- 19:56Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, My girlfriend's name is Virginia Handlocked Hanky and
- 20:02Speaker 7: she's really funny and.
- 20:03Speaker 6: Stage name if I ever handlock Hanky name, she Yeah,
- 20:08Speaker 6: her real name.
- 20:09Speaker 9: Is ethel skinky poomy boom boom.
- 20:12Speaker 5: Can we go back to actors having fake names? I
- 20:15Speaker 5: miss so stay, I know.
- 20:17Speaker 1: Who's the who's this freak? Leo helmsworf'? I want like
- 20:23Speaker 1: a Shirley type, Give me Paul?
- 20:26Speaker 2: How about Johnny Pizzas? Yet?
- 20:31Speaker 9: I don't they named people after drinks anymore?
- 20:33Speaker 5: Right?
- 20:34Speaker 9: You know Chris Evan should be called Pina Colada.
- 20:38Speaker 1: He should drinks or do you think we've just invented
- 20:40Speaker 1: all the drinks?
- 20:41Speaker 5: It should mean? It shouldn't be Sidney Sweeney should be
- 20:43Speaker 5: Sidney Sprite. Yes, Sydney watch I.
- 20:48Speaker 2: Want to put in a movie.
- 20:49Speaker 5: I watch her dance And then a sudden obviously you're
- 20:52Speaker 5: speaking my life work, because now we've got automatic brand deals.
- 20:57Speaker 5: I mean, I love that.
- 20:58Speaker 9: I love that.
- 21:00Speaker 3: I love giving notes to the people that are be
- 21:03Speaker 3: just to see what they do. Okay, see if they
- 21:05Speaker 3: will take it.
- 21:06Speaker 5: You got to make sure that they're in the driver's seat.
- 21:08Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 21:08Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll say crazy things just to make them go like, oh, okay.
- 21:11Speaker 9: And then I go, I'm joking with you.
- 21:13Speaker 5: I was joking with you. Yeah, you financed the person
- 21:17Speaker 5: being a wallflower.
- 21:17Speaker 3: I finance perks of being a wallflower. And did you
- 21:20Speaker 3: get notes on? So I said, what if you made
- 21:22Speaker 3: him fifty? What if you made the kid fifty?
- 21:24Speaker 9: That's good? What if you did that? Isn't that gross?
- 21:29Speaker 9: I like that?
- 21:31Speaker 3: And and then they say, uh, I mean he's kind
- 21:35Speaker 3: of the movie is that he's a ninth grader going
- 21:38Speaker 3: through it, you know. And I say, I'm just joking
- 21:41Speaker 3: with you. Why can't you take a joke or something.
- 21:44Speaker 3: I'm just joking with you.
- 21:46Speaker 5: God, they hate jokes.
- 21:47Speaker 1: I noticed whenever, whenever filmmaker, you know, they make a choice.
- 21:51Speaker 2: And then you go, oh, I'm gonna bad news. I'm
- 21:54Speaker 2: gonna pull all the money.
- 21:55Speaker 5: Yeah, they get so they don't get it.
- 21:57Speaker 9: They don't get it.
- 21:57Speaker 1: Really scared, I say, and I say possess like I'm
- 22:02Speaker 1: just joking rhyme.
- 22:03Speaker 3: Never mind, you really like possess.
- 22:07Speaker 7: I don't know if anyone's told you this, but nobody
- 22:09Speaker 7: knows that pizzazz me just joking.
- 22:11Speaker 9: So I think that's why they're getting the show.
- 22:13Speaker 1: With Asher that's punked Possess.
- 22:19Speaker 5: Are you sure?
- 22:20Speaker 4: Maybe you did a Broadway version, maybe a gay version
- 22:23Speaker 4: of punk called Possess.
- 22:26Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it was.
- 22:27Speaker 1: I think it was the gay version. I'm pretty sure
- 22:29Speaker 1: that happened. Or maybe that was a dream I had.
- 22:32Speaker 3: How many times have you guys thought you were financing
- 22:34Speaker 3: and it turned out to be a dream that you
- 22:36Speaker 3: Oh god.
- 22:37Speaker 9: I had.
- 22:38Speaker 1: I put I put all my money into a bank
- 22:40Speaker 1: account called my teeth fell out.
- 22:44Speaker 5: Oh my god, Oh my god.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Then I woke up and went not again.
- 22:51Speaker 3: I accidentally added a ton of venmode, a ton of
- 22:55Speaker 3: ton of money to what I thought was called Gypsy.
- 22:58Speaker 9: Not know, Genie comes and rescues me.
- 23:02Speaker 6: Head.
- 23:03Speaker 2: Is that a recurring dream?
- 23:05Speaker 5: I have this.
- 23:06Speaker 3: Recurring dream where a genie comes and rescues me. I'm
- 23:09Speaker 3: in a situation and speaking.
- 23:10Speaker 4: Of vemo, I got a filmmaker that I got to
- 23:12Speaker 4: wire money to right now, Oh yeah, tell me this.
- 23:15Speaker 5: How many times you.
- 23:16Speaker 4: Wake up to that fucking email and they go, listen,
- 23:18Speaker 4: we gotta do another pickup?
- 23:20Speaker 5: Can you wire the money there are?
- 23:22Speaker 2: It's like filmmakers are addicted to money.
- 23:25Speaker 7: Literally, the greatest day of my life when Western Union
- 23:30Speaker 7: got an app.
- 23:33Speaker 5: Anymore that's a financier.
- 23:35Speaker 9: You shouldn't be Well, that's how we do it in
- 23:38Speaker 9: the Midway.
- 23:39Speaker 4: Hey, Siri, send Greta Gerwiggs a younger sister fifty more
- 23:43Speaker 4: talesand dollars tota.
- 23:47Speaker 5: I gotta put crypto in.
- 23:50Speaker 9: Something too.
- 23:51Speaker 5: For getting lines.
- 23:53Speaker 6: Oh my god, that was a dream I had.
- 23:58Speaker 5: Oh my dad, I'm not doing it.
- 24:00Speaker 1: Why we gotta learn how to lucid dreams so we
- 24:03Speaker 1: don't finance.
- 24:04Speaker 2: We gotta like maybe like we hold a I don't know,
- 24:07Speaker 2: like something.
- 24:08Speaker 5: You gotta be careful with that ship.
- 24:10Speaker 9: Yeah, you really do.
- 24:12Speaker 4: If you guys have maybe like a type of movie
- 24:15Speaker 4: that if that's pitched to you, you go, Aw'm in
- 24:18Speaker 4: like a like a like a story that maybe you
- 24:21Speaker 4: can connect to that there is a reason why you're
- 24:23Speaker 4: picking these films.
- 24:25Speaker 1: If there's someone who looks like me in it, I'm
- 24:27Speaker 1: in that's really wow. If then it's it's like, okay,
- 24:31Speaker 1: there woman, cheatah print jacket, big flufy hair, size six shoes.
- 24:38Speaker 1: If those keywords are said, I'm you're in. I'm in
- 24:43Speaker 1: now I have a question.
- 24:44Speaker 6: So if there's if that's there but there's no animal,
- 24:46Speaker 6: are you still in?
- 24:47Speaker 1: Or it's shaky, it's shaky. You can only take so much.
- 24:52Speaker 1: But of course you can always give notes.
- 24:55Speaker 6: You can given by the way, once it's done. I've
- 24:58Speaker 6: given notes when it's a finished product.
- 25:00Speaker 5: You said I don't love this.
- 25:02Speaker 6: I want to see a recut, and I've had them
- 25:05Speaker 6: recut the whole.
- 25:05Speaker 5: Movie, dirty Batch. That way, you gave notes after a
- 25:08Speaker 5: limited release, huh.
- 25:09Speaker 6: I gave notes after a limited release, and I said,
- 25:11Speaker 6: thank god it was limited.
- 25:12Speaker 3: I called them, what movie was that?
- 25:17Speaker 5: Bend it?
- 25:17Speaker 9: Like Beckham?
- 25:18Speaker 5: Right, well, yeah, I.
- 25:19Speaker 6: Was bend it like now it's called bend it like,
- 25:24Speaker 6: but that was not the original was.
- 25:26Speaker 14: Not called that?
- 25:27Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 25:27Speaker 5: Wow, yeah, so that was my It was called wasn't it? Yeah?
- 25:31Speaker 14: It was bend it like Swiffer and then Swift. It
- 25:34Speaker 14: was just chaos, right because Swift.
- 25:35Speaker 5: For sees it, it's not really they're not vibing.
- 25:39Speaker 4: Was don't bend they glide you literally, Yeah, I have that.
- 25:45Speaker 5: Yeah, they wrote me that.
- 25:46Speaker 6: They wrote me that an email harshly, but so yeah
- 25:50Speaker 6: we did. We just because it ended up ended up
- 25:52Speaker 6: being okay. But yeah, I love notes.
- 25:54Speaker 5: I love notes.
- 25:54Speaker 9: Yeah, I like to give notes.
- 25:56Speaker 7: I mostly resonate with if it's being shot in a
- 25:59Speaker 7: place that one can support a big car. And two
- 26:02Speaker 7: I can bring my big family to on vacation, and
- 26:05Speaker 7: then I can bring them to set. A lot bringing
- 26:09Speaker 7: my big family to set.
- 26:14Speaker 9: How many people are in your family? What do you say?
- 26:16Speaker 9: How many people are in your family?
- 26:18Speaker 7: Well, I got four siblings, and then I got forty
- 26:21Speaker 7: eight cousins, and then all of my siblings have seven kids,
- 26:25Speaker 7: and so I bring them all the set, and then
- 26:27Speaker 7: we bring our own corn hole, because then we set
- 26:30Speaker 7: it up a a nightmare. We say, let's stop down
- 26:34Speaker 7: and let's have everyone meet everyone and take pictures.
- 26:36Speaker 5: Okay, that's actually sweet.
- 26:38Speaker 9: When I make people take pictures with my cousins.
- 26:43Speaker 4: One set, I asked for a headset awalk, that's really
- 26:46Speaker 4: oh between us.
- 26:48Speaker 5: I don't know how to use it, no, no, but
- 26:50Speaker 5: I want them to know.
- 26:51Speaker 9: I put on the sports game.
- 26:56Speaker 5: Yeah I do.
- 27:02Speaker 7: Jimmy Jerry rigg it hot wires turn into a radio.
- 27:10Speaker 6: Really trust an act because you know it's little tips
- 27:12Speaker 6: we can pick up.
- 27:13Speaker 5: Now, I can do that. Next time. I'm gonna said,
- 27:16Speaker 5: I can.
- 27:16Speaker 11: I'll send you the link to the kid I use.
- 27:19Speaker 11: It's a kid, tiny little screws. Oh my god, yeah,
- 27:21Speaker 11: please do please do for me.
- 27:23Speaker 3: It's like what I'm realizing, a lot is a lot
- 27:26Speaker 3: of what I think is funny is not funny in America.
- 27:30Speaker 3: So I think they are raucous comedies and they're not
- 27:33Speaker 3: comedies for America. In Bosnia, Hertslovenia, they are comedy, straight comedy.
- 27:39Speaker 5: You're Titanic was a comedy.
- 27:41Speaker 9: Titanic. I was hahaing the whole time.
- 27:44Speaker 5: The James Cameron's money guy.
- 27:45Speaker 9: I can't do a lot of James Cameron's style.
- 27:49Speaker 5: I can imagine.
- 27:50Speaker 9: He's great, he is great.
- 27:52Speaker 3: I'm I'm financing both his movies and his submarine obsession.
- 27:57Speaker 3: So yeah, So when Titanic happened, I said, James, you've
- 28:00Speaker 3: done it again. This is one hundred percent haha, laugh
- 28:04Speaker 3: out loud through and through. And he said, it's actually drama.
- 28:07Speaker 3: It's actually devastating. Hundreds and thousands of people died, and
- 28:10Speaker 3: I said, I know, where's the sadness. Come on, that's
- 28:14Speaker 3: the punchline. A man and children drowning in cold water.
- 28:19Speaker 3: I mean, ha ha ha, right, I don't.
- 28:22Speaker 9: Think that's funny.
- 28:24Speaker 3: No, you guys get it right, because it's a bunch
- 28:27Speaker 3: of men and sometimes children drowning in cold water.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Are you sure you're not thinking of the band playing
- 28:36Speaker 1: as it went down? Because that's kind of This is
- 28:38Speaker 1: sort of funny. It's like a New Yorker cartoon.
- 28:42Speaker 9: Getting water on it.
- 28:44Speaker 3: That was what I was laughing at. That is when
- 28:46Speaker 3: they go down and then you see them dry. It's
- 28:49Speaker 3: so funny because I would be on the boat, because
- 28:52Speaker 3: I would be on the raft.
- 28:53Speaker 5: You know.
- 28:54Speaker 3: Very yeah's very funny.
- 29:02Speaker 9: Guys.
- 29:03Speaker 4: If you want to watch us do that or another episode,
- 29:05Speaker 4: or watch our live show that we did here at Dynasty,
- 29:09Speaker 4: you can go to Dynasty dot tv and you could
- 29:12Speaker 4: rent that and not only do you get to rent it,
- 29:15Speaker 4: but then you will get a discount code for our Patreon,
- 29:18Speaker 4: which includes us playing a bunch of games and talking
- 29:20Speaker 4: behind the scenes on each.
- 29:21Speaker 5: Of our episodes.
- 29:22Speaker 9: It's really fun.
- 29:23Speaker 3: We do a lot of silly stuff, so come join
- 29:25Speaker 3: the fun.
- 29:26Speaker 6: Bye.
- 29:31Speaker 5: Can I ask a question of the team, please, police post.
- 29:33Speaker 5: I know we have some women, but president, wait, do
- 29:37Speaker 5: you teach your pants? Oh oh oh, I.
- 29:41Speaker 2: Need a good place made, well made, well made. Well
- 29:46Speaker 2: if you call an.
- 29:47Speaker 9: Ask dude, you gotta come with me to Tilly's.
- 29:52Speaker 5: I want to wear Tilly's on the carpet.
- 29:54Speaker 9: I wear Tilly's on the carpet. I have suit man
- 29:56Speaker 9: for you.
- 29:57Speaker 5: Yeah he's good.
- 29:58Speaker 3: Okay, he's good, all right, And he owes me what's
- 30:01Speaker 3: he gonna costume?
- 30:02Speaker 9: I'll pay.
- 30:03Speaker 5: Sometimes I want to look at.
- 30:07Speaker 7: It.
- 30:07Speaker 4: Yeah, I want I want to look autistic, and I
- 30:10Speaker 4: want to look like an artist at these premieres, at
- 30:12Speaker 4: these press things, right right, But I also I also
- 30:15Speaker 4: want to I don't want to look like like to
- 30:17Speaker 4: fucking that. That's the money over there, that's the money
- 30:20Speaker 4: over I go down.
- 30:21Speaker 3: I go because I've seen so many of your your
- 30:24Speaker 3: getdy images and there's just always huge stains on your
- 30:27Speaker 3: shirts for your premiere talking about it.
- 30:32Speaker 5: He goes down, down, So you I go down.
- 30:36Speaker 2: You go down. I go down, you go down.
- 30:37Speaker 4: I go down, Well, I depend.
- 30:43Speaker 5: Down. I go down. I go down because I go
- 30:45Speaker 5: I want to go down, and I want people to
- 30:48Speaker 5: go who's they're not.
- 30:49Speaker 6: I don't want them to have any idea, who's the
- 30:52Speaker 6: ongre new who's the money?
- 30:54Speaker 5: I want that to feel just right like this. Do
- 30:58Speaker 5: you call you gown? I cuffed my pants? You cut
- 31:01Speaker 5: your pan gown. I don't cut a gown. I go down,
- 31:03Speaker 5: but I don't cut gown.
- 31:04Speaker 9: I'm a friend who also financed the project you were on.
- 31:07Speaker 7: They said it was weird when you were in a
- 31:08Speaker 7: gown on the side of the boy in the straight pajamas.
- 31:11Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, you know, everything's weird at first. Everything's weird.
- 31:16Speaker 2: Everything's weird at first. Electricity was weird.
- 31:18Speaker 5: That was pretty weird. Grand Bell, this is weird at first,
- 31:24Speaker 5: people go wow, oh.
- 31:26Speaker 2: God, where's that? What devil? You're right, and.
- 31:30Speaker 6: So of course at first, oh why she wearing the
- 31:32Speaker 6: gown to the PJ party?
- 31:34Speaker 5: Well?
- 31:34Speaker 2: Uh and what was what? Who was the sponsor of
- 31:39Speaker 2: boys straight pajamas?
- 31:40Speaker 9: Oh?
- 31:40Speaker 5: So that one the boy in the straight pajamas. This
- 31:42Speaker 5: is very interesting. That was triple A battery.
- 31:46Speaker 13: That was so yeah.
- 31:48Speaker 5: Yeah, it was not a brand.
- 31:53Speaker 6: It was it was so you remember correctly, but it
- 31:55Speaker 6: was yeah, it was D batteries and.
- 31:58Speaker 3: They didn't know what that movie was about.
- 32:01Speaker 9: Those teams, those teams Triple A and Double A.
- 32:03Speaker 7: They're tricky, they're smaller, but there's more of them, bigger, bigger,
- 32:12Speaker 7: but easier to deal with, a little more common about
- 32:16Speaker 7: different things.
- 32:17Speaker 5: I just want to I don't want to. I don't
- 32:19Speaker 5: want to speak a bad word. Triple A was amazing to.
- 32:23Speaker 15: Work.
- 32:24Speaker 5: Yeah, they were fabulous. That's incredible. Yeah, they were fabulous.
- 32:26Speaker 5: And I love that you wear gown. Yeah, I go down.
- 32:29Speaker 5: I just think, you know, this is my You know, I.
- 32:34Speaker 6: Have been known to step in front of the actress,
- 32:36Speaker 6: in front of the on the red carpet because speak.
- 32:39Speaker 5: I loved your glam Bot too.
- 32:41Speaker 9: Your glam Bot was amazing. I think we have a
- 32:43Speaker 9: clip of that. Yeah, let's see it, all right, and
- 32:47Speaker 9: let's see it. And it was just like that, only
- 32:53Speaker 9: catching the middle section of your bottom. You were too tall.
- 32:58Speaker 3: You said, get me a lower, get me and then
- 33:00Speaker 3: the shot shut.
- 33:03Speaker 5: We should develop that into a feature.
- 33:05Speaker 7: Just that.
- 33:05Speaker 5: W just talked to me.
- 33:07Speaker 6: I actually do have first rights to that because I
- 33:09Speaker 6: have talked to glambought. So okay, offsides, off sides, no, no,
- 33:15Speaker 6: but I'm sure.
- 33:18Speaker 5: Oh, field goal, I had a vegan way to deliver
- 33:22Speaker 5: me a cheeseburger the other way. This is the story
- 33:25Speaker 5: this is, I mean, that's the contrast.
- 33:28Speaker 9: Is story good?
- 33:30Speaker 5: And I went, I want this? And then my my
- 33:31Speaker 5: financial friend was Peter. I did Peter, you know you
- 33:36Speaker 5: did Wild Peters and Peter goes that's a good story too.
- 33:40Speaker 5: And I'm.
- 33:42Speaker 4: But and that movie turned into Secret Life of Walter
- 33:46Speaker 4: spin off.
- 33:52Speaker 2: It is like sort of nutty little brother.
- 33:55Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 33:58Speaker 5: Yeah. And it was with this, it was with the
- 34:01Speaker 5: New Girl Schmidt, I mean Schmidt from New Girls.
- 34:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:04Speaker 5: Yeah, one God, I love ideas.
- 34:09Speaker 3: Can I say, is there anything that turns you off,
- 34:12Speaker 3: that makes you go, no, I'm not giving you my
- 34:15Speaker 3: money or any more money.
- 34:16Speaker 9: Just win there a minute late to the zoom.
- 34:21Speaker 11: Other than that, if they waste my time, yeah.
- 34:25Speaker 9: They will pay.
- 34:26Speaker 5: Are you ever relate to the zoom?
- 34:28Speaker 9: You never?
- 34:28Speaker 5: I leave it on?
- 34:31Speaker 2: Oh what a nightmare.
- 34:32Speaker 5: It's just on the whole time.
- 34:35Speaker 2: Yeah, computer open the zoom forever.
- 34:38Speaker 9: You can't figure out how to reopen it, so you
- 34:40Speaker 9: just it's right there.
- 34:46Speaker 5: On there.
- 34:47Speaker 9: Mean, I'll be in a minute.
- 34:50Speaker 5: It looks like all of hellow Sunshine guys.
- 34:53Speaker 7: Yeah, we're doing Sweet Home Alabama, Too Sweet Home, Nebraska,
- 34:58Speaker 7: corn Country.
- 35:00Speaker 9: That's the full name.
- 35:02Speaker 15: Sweet Home Alabama Country, so sweet Home Alabama, Too Cold,
- 35:07Speaker 15: sweet Home Colon Nebraska, car Nebraska, Comma corn Country.
- 35:13Speaker 3: Yeah, we thought we did kind of like get n
- 35:14Speaker 3: C I S l A with it, YEA C S
- 35:17Speaker 3: I F. Is there something that turns you off from him?
- 35:22Speaker 3: You're spending the money on the movie?
- 35:24Speaker 2: When their email name is weird, like when it's like
- 35:28Speaker 2: so true, like when.
- 35:29Speaker 1: They have a number at the end of their name,
- 35:31Speaker 1: like if it's like John Smith one hundred and twelve.
- 35:35Speaker 2: It's like, what about it?
- 35:36Speaker 5: You throw the number in there?
- 35:39Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 35:40Speaker 5: What about a picture? Is their icon?
- 35:42Speaker 9: Picture?
- 35:43Speaker 5: Is the icon to email?
- 35:44Speaker 1: Like, it's gotta be a good picture, right, It's gonna
- 35:46Speaker 1: be a good picture if it's if if I can't
- 35:49Speaker 1: tell you know exactly, you know what their vibe is off.
- 35:53Speaker 2: The email picture?
- 35:54Speaker 1: If the lighting is a little I think I I
- 35:56Speaker 1: think they probably didn't write a very good movie.
- 35:58Speaker 5: I like when that icon on the email, like their
- 36:00Speaker 5: Gmail little circle.
- 36:02Speaker 4: If they're in comedy, I like when it's something silly
- 36:03Speaker 4: like Steve Carell, we have enough going on.
- 36:05Speaker 9: It's a taco his Gmail.
- 36:11Speaker 4: And it's just and that separates the comedy people with
- 36:14Speaker 4: the serious people.
- 36:16Speaker 6: Right even I'm just spitball in here, but I'm even
- 36:18Speaker 6: hearing Steve Carell Taco Icon Gmail.
- 36:22Speaker 5: I'm thinking that's a store.
- 36:28Speaker 6: Because you don't think necessarily, you know, there's a taco truck.
- 36:32Speaker 6: Steve Carell at the taco truck, he gets a Gmail.
- 36:34Speaker 5: What do you think we go to the taco place first?
- 36:36Speaker 5: We go to Gmail first? I have I do have
- 36:38Speaker 5: some connections with the Gmail, so I think we could
- 36:40Speaker 5: start there. And since you have the chain with Steve,
- 36:42Speaker 5: I loved. I love to talk about it. I can
- 36:45Speaker 5: loop in on that. I would I would love. I
- 36:47Speaker 5: think corn Boy wants to give you a high five
- 36:49Speaker 5: over there.
- 36:49Speaker 9: Please, I'll touch you.
- 36:51Speaker 5: Just this one.
- 36:53Speaker 9: Okay, too much?
- 36:54Speaker 12: Okay, warm such a war, it's such a warm hand,
- 37:04Speaker 12: A little relax.
- 37:05Speaker 9: I have a girlfriend.
- 37:07Speaker 5: Okay.
- 37:08Speaker 2: I have a question. What do you guys do when
- 37:11Speaker 2: you're on set?
- 37:13Speaker 1: Because technically we've already written the check right to do anything,
- 37:18Speaker 1: but we have to.
- 37:19Speaker 2: I love going into hair and makeup and touching all
- 37:22Speaker 2: the clothes.
- 37:23Speaker 16: Oh and just kind of going like hair makeup, Yes,
- 37:32Speaker 16: good jacket.
- 37:33Speaker 5: They always and there.
- 37:38Speaker 1: They smelled the wardrobe people too scary, too scary, their
- 37:42Speaker 1: hair makeup, their jackets, approachable, normal girls.
- 37:46Speaker 5: I love that you said that. Once.
- 37:47Speaker 4: I did go up to the h uh uh trailer
- 37:50Speaker 4: and I said, you guys got one of those little
- 37:51Speaker 4: stars you can put on my chin because I got
- 37:53Speaker 4: a pimple and I got a date tonight, and they
- 37:56Speaker 4: gave me a pimple patch.
- 37:57Speaker 5: See, that's that's so nice.
- 38:00Speaker 4: And then I had a pimple patch on front side
- 38:02Speaker 4: of the seat of the next next to Ethan Slade.
- 38:05Speaker 5: I'm so said before he said, what's that straw on
- 38:07Speaker 5: your face? And I went, it's me healing or two
- 38:11Speaker 5: about that? Yeah, technically you ever thought about that? That
- 38:14Speaker 5: everything on that set.
- 38:16Speaker 9: Kind of belongs to you a little bit, literally a
- 38:18Speaker 9: little bit.
- 38:19Speaker 6: This is my camera, you know what I like to do,
- 38:27Speaker 6: and this is it's kind of in line with what
- 38:29Speaker 6: you were saying before about pranks.
- 38:31Speaker 5: Yeah, but I love saying right the ad is there
- 38:36Speaker 5: with the guys down, it's like that.
- 38:37Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 38:37Speaker 5: Yeah, I love going cut. That is so good. Ship
- 38:40Speaker 5: chipped my pants.
- 38:43Speaker 9: That's so funny.
- 38:46Speaker 5: That's so funny. I'm dying and.
- 38:49Speaker 2: You say cut because it's really good.
- 38:51Speaker 5: Because it's going so well. Was the take? I go now,
- 38:55Speaker 5: it's not.
- 38:57Speaker 2: Now, it's that over time.
- 38:59Speaker 6: I go, becuys, I'm paying, don't worry about overtime, will
- 39:01Speaker 6: stay all like.
- 39:02Speaker 5: I don't want to go home.
- 39:03Speaker 9: I do not want to.
- 39:04Speaker 1: I love.
- 39:04Speaker 10: I Love.
- 39:05Speaker 5: During lunch at Crafty, everyone's eating and I go, enjoy is.
- 39:10Speaker 2: Really good joy, going up to the sound guy and going.
- 39:17Speaker 3: Can you hear that?
- 39:19Speaker 2: Can you hear this?
- 39:23Speaker 3: Sometimes I will hold half of set hostage. It's a
- 39:26Speaker 3: fun game. I'll call my man in and I'll say, okay,
- 39:29Speaker 3: we're taking over, and people go woh wah wah will
- 39:33Speaker 3: It is so funny to see them scared.
- 39:36Speaker 9: Sound like that doesn't sound that funny.
- 39:39Speaker 3: Nice because it's funny because you see the fear in
- 39:41Speaker 3: their eyes like they have never experienced this close to this,
- 39:45Speaker 3: you know. And I'm playing along like I'm going this
- 39:47Speaker 3: gone south, this movie is over. I'm taking everything back
- 39:51Speaker 3: and the.
- 39:51Speaker 5: Old whah whah.
- 39:52Speaker 3: Guns, yes, a lot of guns, knives, blades, stick whatever
- 39:58Speaker 3: we can find to really book them out.
- 40:00Speaker 9: You know, it's very funny.
- 40:02Speaker 2: Wow wow, yeah, I mean that does.
- 40:05Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 40:05Speaker 2: It's a little scary for me.
- 40:06Speaker 1: But I know, but this does remind me of something
- 40:09Speaker 1: that I think is so amazing about our jobs, which is,
- 40:12Speaker 1: do you guys find that when you tell a story,
- 40:14Speaker 1: everybody has to listen.
- 40:16Speaker 2: Yeah, well, amazing how many people gather around.
- 40:19Speaker 1: But I'm I was telling a story about my car
- 40:21Speaker 1: keys and how I couldn't find them, and all of
- 40:23Speaker 1: a sudden, everyone is.
- 40:24Speaker 2: Standing around me, and they're all going uh huh, and
- 40:26Speaker 2: they're kind of.
- 40:27Speaker 1: Like scratching there, like a little twitchy, but they're like
- 40:29Speaker 1: so invested crazy.
- 40:31Speaker 2: It's so interesting.
- 40:32Speaker 7: I never realize it until I'm on set that everything
- 40:35Speaker 7: I say is very interesting.
- 40:38Speaker 2: Yes, I'm just going through my day.
- 40:40Speaker 1: I'm just talking about the difference of how I had
- 40:43Speaker 1: to go get my manicure refund. I feel that when
- 40:45Speaker 1: everyone was laughing so much, we should we go.
- 40:49Speaker 5: To stand up comedy? Should we go to stand up comedy?
- 40:53Speaker 5: Should we get a head over to stand up comedy?
- 40:55Speaker 5: Because like that.
- 40:56Speaker 4: I feel that way at parties, I feel I'm like,
- 40:58Speaker 4: oh my god, everyone.
- 41:00Speaker 9: He wants to talk to me? Yes, it's and you.
- 41:03Speaker 3: The feedback I've gotten in the past is my stories
- 41:06Speaker 3: are very, very devastating and bad. But on set, there's
- 41:11Speaker 3: everybody is so enjoying the stories they tell.
- 41:14Speaker 5: An electricity. You just can't beat it.
- 41:16Speaker 7: Yeah, you're amazing and Friddie because you always put people
- 41:20Speaker 7: together and you run around.
- 41:21Speaker 9: Sometimes I'm like, is she even talking to people.
- 41:23Speaker 7: Or is she just putting people together that might love
- 41:24Speaker 7: each other and running to somebody else and be you
- 41:26Speaker 7: should love it?
- 41:27Speaker 9: You love to do that right?
- 41:28Speaker 1: Well?
- 41:28Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I am a lot of filmmaking brand.
- 41:32Speaker 6: Connecting for me is just about synergy and and innovation.
- 41:37Speaker 6: And so if we have synergy, innovation and love, then
- 41:41Speaker 6: I see that as just being dynamic.
- 41:43Speaker 3: I remember the beautiful moment at that party that you
- 41:46Speaker 3: this is really good. I saw you connect Barry Jenkins
- 41:49Speaker 3: with Due Lingo, and I said, something's going on here.
- 41:52Speaker 5: This is really exciting.
- 41:54Speaker 4: Yes, yes, you introduced me what's the name to Miranda
- 41:58Speaker 4: Something Something and then and then I put no, now
- 42:00Speaker 4: I produced that movie up.
- 42:01Speaker 5: We pronounced you, Chuck and Larry. You were doing that. Yes,
- 42:04Speaker 5: you you guys are bringing that back.
- 42:06Speaker 9: Let's figure out the details on that.
- 42:10Speaker 5: So I met this girl Miranda something Something. You walk by,
- 42:13Speaker 5: you said you two would love each other and you
- 42:15Speaker 5: ran away.
- 42:16Speaker 4: We started talking, she started telling me that she is
- 42:18Speaker 4: a gay girl in Echo Park and she wants to
- 42:22Speaker 4: reclaim the film.
- 42:24Speaker 5: Now I pronounce you Chuck and Larry, and I went,
- 42:28Speaker 5: sounds good, Yeah, yeah, no question.
- 42:33Speaker 4: Can we shoot somewhere with a big tax break, she said, Georgia,
- 42:35Speaker 4: And it looks great.
- 42:36Speaker 7: But you're such a big connector you ever feel like
- 42:39Speaker 7: you're missing a connection?
- 42:45Speaker 5: You know? Guys sometimes I feel that way. But sitting
- 42:47Speaker 5: here in a room full of.
- 42:50Speaker 6: ID I have never felt more connected than to you
- 42:55Speaker 6: guys right here. So I am so grateful to our
- 43:00Speaker 6: the money that has brought us together and the power
- 43:04Speaker 6: that we all share that I think there's there can't
- 43:08Speaker 6: be loneliness when there's money.
- 43:10Speaker 9: I really care.
- 43:12Speaker 3: Always say that to the people that I before I
- 43:14Speaker 3: kill them, I say, you cannot be lonely if you
- 43:16Speaker 3: have money.
- 43:17Speaker 9: Haha, you lose by it just brings you.
- 43:21Speaker 1: Oh you do kill so you're killing You're alluding to it,
- 43:25Speaker 1: but now it's but now it's real.
- 43:27Speaker 3: But I don't want to This is all illusion, Okay,
- 43:33Speaker 3: I'm alluding.
- 43:33Speaker 9: Yes, what you want. If we don't want this to
- 43:36Speaker 9: go out, this won't go out. Oh great, Yes, I
- 43:38Speaker 9: kill people all the time. You guys don't kill people.
- 43:41Speaker 5: You guys don't kill kill dreams.
- 43:45Speaker 3: That is funny to me. Yes, yes, but what's the
- 43:48Speaker 3: best dream you've killed?
- 43:50Speaker 10: Oh?
- 43:50Speaker 5: God?
- 43:53Speaker 6: Yes, someone came to me they had a story about
- 43:57Speaker 6: being very ill and that they were, you know, wanted
- 44:02Speaker 6: to tell a story about being very ill. I said,
- 44:05Speaker 6: I love that, and I want to make it about
- 44:09Speaker 6: someone who's very healthy and hot. And I changed the
- 44:13Speaker 6: script and kind of kicked them out of it. And
- 44:14Speaker 6: then that became the.
- 44:19Speaker 2: Man because the first movie, I'm kind of like what
- 44:24Speaker 2: it and.
- 44:26Speaker 9: She's playing soccer.
- 44:29Speaker 5: You also made a fault in our stars though, right,
- 44:33Speaker 5: you did not miss speak. I think that that's why
- 44:34Speaker 5: I had I said, we've done sat right. You connected.
- 44:38Speaker 6: Yeah, I've gotten the pharmaceutical money. I've tapped in with
- 44:43Speaker 6: that movie that was I.
- 44:44Speaker 5: Don't need to go. I don't know, such a funny movie,
- 44:47Speaker 5: I would say, it isn't other spaces that aren't movies.
- 44:50Speaker 4: Are you financing any other things like apps or restaurants
- 44:54Speaker 4: or anything.
- 44:54Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of illegal trade around the Baltic region,
- 44:58Speaker 3: you know, on the internet, they kind of run a
- 45:01Speaker 3: little bit of uh the New Silk Road online and
- 45:05Speaker 3: crypt through crypto currency and a lot of restaurants to
- 45:09Speaker 3: and a lot of other things.
- 45:11Speaker 5: And it's really fun.
- 45:12Speaker 3: You guys, if you're interested, I am happy to show
- 45:15Speaker 3: you the ropes, happy to show.
- 45:17Speaker 2: You the crypto is so interesting to me.
- 45:19Speaker 1: I haven't really gotten into it, so I'm I would
- 45:23Speaker 1: would love to learn about that.
- 45:24Speaker 9: Do you put your money in like a a investment firm?
- 45:28Speaker 2: I yes, I have a money guy. His name is Brian.
- 45:31Speaker 2: Brian all the stocks.
- 45:34Speaker 9: You're in crypto?
- 45:35Speaker 5: Baby, talking about money guy named Brian.
- 45:38Speaker 3: You're in crypto, Brian, I say.
- 45:41Speaker 1: I say, Brian, put my money in grocery stores, put
- 45:44Speaker 1: my money in anything you find?
- 45:46Speaker 3: Can he?
- 45:46Speaker 5: Brian respond with solid period.
- 45:53Speaker 9: You look at that.
- 45:53Speaker 3: I'm in crypto.
- 45:54Speaker 5: Always a day when a young millionaire or billionaire finds
- 45:58Speaker 5: out there in crypto one and.
- 46:00Speaker 1: That I can't And what do you know, I'm a
- 46:02Speaker 1: crypto bro. I'm funding an app. Scott Ragowski came to
- 46:07Speaker 1: me with a funny face app and I am funding that.
- 46:11Speaker 5: So I'm very exciting. That was a congratulations you so much.
- 46:15Speaker 2: The faces you can put like you can make yourself
- 46:18Speaker 2: into a lama and kind of.
- 46:19Speaker 5: Go oh you veryz there's tear drops in.
- 46:22Speaker 1: The cop I'm about one hundred million dollars in Oh,
- 46:25Speaker 1: I love them and we are so excited.
- 46:27Speaker 5: That's amazing.
- 46:28Speaker 9: That's great.
- 46:29Speaker 6: I'm doing a Wayfair by Dualipa. Uh it's sort of yeah,
- 46:33Speaker 6: sort of couches mostly sofas. Yes, I'm really really really excited.
- 46:38Speaker 2: And what is do Alipa doing it?
- 46:40Speaker 3: So it's like a.
- 46:45Speaker 9: Wayfair?
- 46:47Speaker 14: Yeah, So that one was Yeah, that was wayfair heavy.
- 46:50Speaker 14: I would say that's probably in eighty twenty.
- 46:54Speaker 1: You know, there's a little less of somebody in it, right,
- 46:57Speaker 1: but they don't mind because it is very busy.
- 46:59Speaker 5: And she's out there.
- 47:01Speaker 9: Was she going to design of the furniture?
- 47:04Speaker 5: She said she would go, I think it could be
- 47:07Speaker 5: nice if it were a different color. So stuff like that.
- 47:11Speaker 5: But I'm on an email thread with her sort of.
- 47:14Speaker 7: So my girlfriend was a huge fan of that, and
- 47:17Speaker 7: she actually bought the levitating dresser.
- 47:20Speaker 5: Oh yeah, play on the that's amazing.
- 47:23Speaker 9: Yeah, and the legs are clear and the rest is
- 47:26Speaker 9: what It makes sense.
- 47:27Speaker 5: It makes sense because how would it actually love it there.
- 47:30Speaker 5: I've been dying to work with Jason Momo and his
- 47:32Speaker 5: water company. Oh my god.
- 47:34Speaker 2: I've been dying to do it whale, to put money
- 47:40Speaker 2: on Jason, and you won't let me.
- 47:43Speaker 9: Guy is clean, He's not a guy is clean.
- 47:47Speaker 5: I think I do have a way in. I had
- 47:50Speaker 5: a general with these people.
- 47:51Speaker 4: We're looking at maybe possibly getting in the water park
- 47:54Speaker 4: space with just the Jason water. So yeah, and I
- 47:59Speaker 4: just I want to invest in some land as well.
- 48:02Speaker 4: You know, I think the theme park space is just dated.
- 48:06Speaker 3: So yeah, it's do you want to upgrade update the
- 48:09Speaker 3: theme park.
- 48:10Speaker 4: I just want to see what tech and money could
- 48:13Speaker 4: do in a space that I guess tech and money
- 48:15Speaker 4: have left one AI.
- 48:16Speaker 5: I mean you throw a little Ai, little Ai, a
- 48:20Speaker 5: little lake river.
- 48:21Speaker 1: Come on, and I'm coming, put an iPad in the line,
- 48:25Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden we're in the twenty
- 48:27Speaker 1: fifth century.
- 48:28Speaker 4: There's a wave pool and I get to watch Jason
- 48:30Speaker 4: Momoa on a big screen while I'm in a wave pool.
- 48:34Speaker 2: I love that we're the smartest people, I think on planet.
- 48:39Speaker 2: You know it's crazy, genuinely.
- 48:42Speaker 9: You invest in anything.
- 48:43Speaker 7: Well, me and my family are responsible for every single
- 48:46Speaker 7: ball and every single play place at every single restaurant.
- 48:50Speaker 9: We make every ball by hand.
- 48:52Speaker 2: And is that a corn base?
- 48:54Speaker 9: Or is it corn BA don't even know that?
- 49:00Speaker 7: Tell them, I said, And I said, well, really working
- 49:05Speaker 7: hard right now and trying to get a college bowl.
- 49:08Speaker 7: You know, there's the Sugar Bowl and there's a Cotton Bowl.
- 49:11Speaker 7: Trying to get the corn Bowl. But it turns out
- 49:13Speaker 7: it's hard to buy an entire stadium put your name
- 49:16Speaker 7: on it.
- 49:18Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's tough.
- 49:21Speaker 9: What's hard about it? Well, there does mean.
- 49:27Speaker 5: What do you mean to me? Yeah, it's just I
- 49:29Speaker 5: think you can kind of do it hard.
- 49:31Speaker 9: They bring up my movies.
- 49:32Speaker 7: They don't like that I do movies, and they go,
- 49:34Speaker 7: you can't do movies and football, And I'm like, well.
- 49:37Speaker 9: That's why I made Remember the title.
- 49:45Speaker 5: I can tell you in the bed in those meanings,
- 49:50Speaker 5: my blood pressure is so high.
- 49:55Speaker 7: Yeah, they're really good in there, all different color and
- 49:58Speaker 7: the flavor is based on.
- 49:59Speaker 2: The Oh my God like skittles. Tell them he sent you.
- 50:03Speaker 9: You've been playing in Skittles your whole life. Take a bite,
- 50:08Speaker 9: my God?
- 50:08Speaker 5: Do you wash your face?
- 50:10Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 50:12Speaker 9: Corn oil?
- 50:15Speaker 7: Wow?
- 50:16Speaker 1: Wow, guys, I think that I'm I'm just I can't
- 50:20Speaker 1: believe we're sort.
- 50:22Speaker 2: Of I think that God has blessed us.
- 50:24Speaker 5: It's such a different. You gave me to financier, who's
- 50:38Speaker 5: not in a faith based film space.
- 50:41Speaker 7: You always say you pause long enough at a room
- 50:43Speaker 7: full of financiers and God comes.
- 50:45Speaker 5: Out, and all of a sudden, it's a fucking God movie.
- 50:50Speaker 2: God has blessed us with so many things.
- 50:52Speaker 1: Were the smartest, most intelligent people in the world, were
- 50:55Speaker 1: the funniest, were the most charismatic, And that's.
- 50:57Speaker 2: Why all these things keep happening to us.
- 51:00Speaker 1: And I just want to know what everyone's what, everyone what,
- 51:03Speaker 1: what everyone's working on next.
- 51:05Speaker 3: Well, before that, I just want to reiterate, Yes, it's
- 51:08Speaker 3: amazing that we are the people that actually make the movies.
- 51:12Speaker 3: You know, this is what how art becomes. I think
- 51:15Speaker 3: actually that is the funniest thing in the world, that
- 51:18Speaker 3: this is how art has to be.
- 51:22Speaker 2: It's not that it's kind of our flights of fancy.
- 51:25Speaker 3: In front of and we get to decide, you know,
- 51:28Speaker 3: we get to decide, and we got to kill it.
- 51:30Speaker 9: At any time. We can almost have a movie done
- 51:32Speaker 9: and it doesn't matter.
- 51:33Speaker 5: It's just pennies to Brandon pick up.
- 51:38Speaker 2: Yes, pop chips.
- 51:40Speaker 5: Leave it in front about pop chips. Let's see if
- 51:42Speaker 5: we can get pop.
- 51:45Speaker 6: There's something pop popper, something there.
- 51:53Speaker 5: If you can get maybe there's someone who Yeah, Joki fabulous.
- 52:06Speaker 9: You lose.
- 52:08Speaker 5: By the house, Ah, you lose you.
- 52:14Speaker 2: Oh my god, the stock market just crashed.
- 52:16Speaker 11: Oh no, people are still eating though, right, Yeah, let's
- 52:24Speaker 11: give our tenies.
- 52:28Speaker 9: This has been Artists on artists and artists on artists
- 52:30Speaker 9: answer the question. Now, that's why we call it show business.
- 52:32Speaker 5: Good Night, Hollywood.
- 52:35Speaker 2: Our guest at.
- 52:39Speaker 3: So finer.
- 52:39Speaker 5: We'll put our stuff in the link below.
- 52:41Speaker 2: I don't know that man coming at you live, brother, beautiful.
- 52:48Speaker 9: Good night.
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