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Broke the stripper pole · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Not sure if this uh ever happened to you when you were at home practicing on your stripper pole.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh but uh every night this woman managed I did take a stripper class once.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you remember this?
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  SPEAKER_00: It was like in a weego or something, and I went with our old business manager, Suzanne.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course it was with her.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was in some lady's basement, and it was really fun.
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  SPEAKER_00: Paneling on the walls?
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  SPEAKER_00: Super hard.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also a tattoo artist on the side.
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  SPEAKER_00: She had a tramp stamp.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, this is a really tough thing to do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, oh it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: I uh I have a story about a stripper.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, cool.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: So then Suzanne with you, you never know.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Suzanne had been doing it for so long.
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  SPEAKER_00: She even had there's these little spanks that you wear.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, because you want to make sure your thighs touch the poles for traction.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you don't want to wear like I have workout leggings on right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: You slide right down.
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  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I had to borrow Suzanne's spanks.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I remember we did it, it was Demi Lovato Cool for the Summer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Was our was our our song that we did it too.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was fun by the end of the whole thing, Scott.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm upside down, practically serious?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, practically on my head.
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  SPEAKER_00: And she had a whole wall of heels.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, Yes, I want the ones with the fish in the heel.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course I do.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was uh it was so much fun.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wish it was closer to me because what a freaking workout for that core.
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  SPEAKER_01: I yeah, I would believe that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh that I'll I'll tell you my stripper story in a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: This this woman uh was watching, she has a pole in the l in her living room.
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  SPEAKER_00: As you do.
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  SPEAKER_01: As you do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And uh as we all do.
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  SPEAKER_01: She was watching a uh tutorial on TV of a maneuver when she well here.
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  SPEAKER_00: She keeps leaning away from the pole, looking at that top rigs, and you can read just that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, she knocked the fire uh you know, the uh the pole shifted from the top and knocked the fire uh not extinguisher, the sprinkler system.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_01: She flooded her entire living room.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, there it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: I sent you the video, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, they do say poles do send waterworks.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, now, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Stripper story.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm ready.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is one of these ones where, and then we'll get into uh where you can't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So way back, this is 1994.
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  SPEAKER_01: I spent one year.
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  SPEAKER_00: Peak stripper era.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Went went peak, top.
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  SPEAKER_01: I worked one year in West Palm Beach, Florida.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, I bet you they were gorgeous there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, it it's strip clubs, like I don't know, you'd see weed stores, you know, all over the place.
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  SPEAKER_00: We talked about that that in our promotions meeting the other day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you know it's weird there's not a lot of strip clubs open anymore because of OnlyFans.
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  SPEAKER_00: Think about this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's the one in Addison?
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  SPEAKER_00: Last lap.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't think McHill's is open ever since KD retired, but I'm not sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh I heard Odie Mars is hit and miss.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh um Well, it was always hit and miss even when it was open.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bear Facts was supposed to be purchased by one of the weed guys.
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  SPEAKER_01: I always love that you were able to whip out all the names of the uh strip clubs that used to be here.
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  SPEAKER_01: I do think it was a weird talent she has.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a great talent.
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  SPEAKER_00: I do think Madame Orr's is still open, but that's Binghamton.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then the other one in Trumansburg, I went to it for an amateur night.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wasn't the one dancing, though.
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  SPEAKER_01: Even after the lessons?
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  SPEAKER_00: What was the name of that?
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  SPEAKER_00: What was the one in Trumansburg?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, it's not the tip of my tongue.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scott's like, I don't know any of them, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_00: What are you saying?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just waiting for you to get it if it comes to you.
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  SPEAKER_00: That one's definitely close because we passed it the other day.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think it's apartments.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: West Palm Beach, 1994.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you have to realize this would never fly in today's world of business.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So my program director uh for the radio station I worked for.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, this is young Scott, very early in my career, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: You're in your 20s.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm very early 20s.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh I'm I lived basically alone in in West Palm Beach.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: So Neil, our program director.
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  SPEAKER_01: I bet you were pulling it in left and right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, hey, uh, he goes, Hey, do you want to go see?
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  SPEAKER_01: And I can't remember the girl's name, but she worked part-time for us on the radio station.
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  SPEAKER_01: Cool.
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  SPEAKER_01: And she was also a professional pole dancer.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And he goes, There's a competition going on tonight at Club Whatever, and that he goes, This is like the Trumansburg one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you want to go?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I and you said, of course.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course, sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: And like, I would love to know my coworker in the biblical sense.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Kumacharmers, is the name of it.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh so the um the skill set, I have to agree with you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can see where the difficulty.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not talking about seeing, you know, people naked.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm talking the skill set to do this was impressive.
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  SPEAKER_01: Also, really weird when both of our boss is handing her cash as she's spinning around and around.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's your race.
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  SPEAKER_01: You get a race.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was the weirdest thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I went with my boss to go see a fellow coworker on a poll.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're right.
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  SPEAKER_00: That would never happen now because if I let's pretend I was on the poll.
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  SPEAKER_00: Our boss coming to see me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mm mm.
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  SPEAKER_00: It would be weird.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, would he legally be allowed to?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: But it it would be a good thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: But there's boundaries.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's total boundaries.
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  SPEAKER_01: There were no boundaries in 1994.