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Sportsgasm: Obi-Wan Kenobi Overhaul & Paul Wesley's Kirk Casting · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  fighting crime trying to save the world
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  he they come just in time the Power Puff
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  Girls welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy something weird happened today I
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  sort of felt my leg and it's longer isn't that what you wanted it feels
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  weird oh sure as in you felt it like with your central nervous system or like
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  with your hands you felt down your leg Yeah right okay so it was more leg than
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  you were expecting yeah woke it just woke up my leg feels long from the inside yeah that's
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  weird yeah it's just it's weird it's a couple of there's like three extra three
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  four extra centimet of length I can't imagine which I guess makes sense cuz
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  that's obviously that that that's not going to happen to me but you've cuz it
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  is quite sudden the change for you I mean it's not it's been slow but not
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  really it's been like a month not really how long's it been it's been a couple of
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  weeks that's what I mean it's been been it's been over a month there I've been
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  I've done a millimeter a day quite rap many days CH that where you're actually
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  going to be noticeably walking different that's going to it's quite rapid for
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  that to happen I mean if I grew 3 cm in a month and then just walked up to you
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  guys you'd be like what's going on Dan well I don't know what that would be
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  like it doesn't normally happen you know what I'm saying like like if I woke up
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  and I was 3 cm taller would I notice I mean I guess I would the interesting
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  thing now is I actually put my leg sort of down I can't put any weight of my leg
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  down but I put my leg on the ground just to get an idea and I know I'm going to
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  have to learn how to walk again I've walked on my toes for 20 you're going to
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  have a reverse limp I'm now going to have to yeah I'm going to have to learn
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  how to walk reverse limp like he's going to limp on the other side because he's
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  like yeah and he's what he's going to trip over his long leg cuz it's going to
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  take me a long time to learn to put my foot down wait Hanah pisses you
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  off correct me if I'm wrong but the procedure was done primarily to cuz you
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  were in a lot of pain from walking crooked right it's it's not because it's
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  like oh I really just want to be I want my shoulders to be the same height on
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  either side so do you feel even with this small Improvement that that this is
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  going to be successful that you're going to probably be I'm taking lots of extra
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  painkillers at the moment so in a sense it's working yeah
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  definitely if I could just have all the painkillers I was about to say why
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  wasn't that an option before this expensive surgery were you like can I
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  just have all the drugs please I think I think he did that for a while didn't you
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  in my understanding no but with the doctor's supervision stop doing this
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  version of Luke we should write you the prescriptions for these
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  drugs no the problem is is I'm getting the prescriptions for the drug drugs and
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  I'm on a lot of opioids which is bad for you long term W but it's how my body
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  functions and I've what one thing I'm trying to do now throughout this is I
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  haven't been drinking okay and what when I say I Haven been drinking I have the
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  occasional beer or I was going to say you've Luke haven't been drinking I'm
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  Luke haven't been drinking yeah yeah and next week I'm actually going to try and
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  start reducing my pain kills and just use the pain as a yeah the Pain's going
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  to be there cuz I'm dealing with this and I'll justly try and juice everything
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  but yeah no drinking no Luke drinking yeah that's good [ __ ] like when I watch
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  football I have beers yeah like did you watch the AFL no I I watch Real Football sorry
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  Matt is the AFL the one that's so tough that the Sydney team is named after the
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  toughest of all animals the swan the graceful Swan I'm sorry how many swans
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  have you fought to death Dam you don't want to know I would love to watch you
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  fight a swan actually would you cuz we can make this happen um evidently swads
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  are quite sort of dangerous I wouldn't know but I did get chased by a goose
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  down at um warington Lake once and it was [ __ ] terrifying and I bet you
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  Sydney geese you'd make fun of me too even with that knowledge yeah I
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  definitely if you started supporting a [ __ ] sports team called the geese man
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  it's the centry geese it's my local sport team I shouldn't say where I live
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  yeah I followed the the S rabitos but a rabbito isn't a rabbit no though that's
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  their symbol a rabbito is someone who hunts rabbits yeah who hunts kills and
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  sell rabbits I thought it was just like an Australian way saying oh there
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  rabbit yeah the dogos pan someone who
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  murders rabbits shos you're right I mean look that's not a special either though
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  Mur murdering a rabbit implies more than just hunting a rabbit M rabbits that's
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  right okay like I'm I'm imagining black gloves you know like oh no they
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  announced a new they're having a new NRL team enter the competition next year we
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  like to hear their name please is it the geese the Red Cliff Dolphins Red Cliff
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  Dolphins hey I don't know where redcliff is that's it sounds incredibly
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  Posh it's they're introducing a rugby league team it's not Posh sounds like a
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  an Elder Scrolls game The Elder Scrolls at Red Cliff there is a red cff and Elder
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  Scrolls isn't there I think there's red guards and they're from somewhere
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  they're now from Red Cliff the
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  Dolphins they ride dolphins in thebody do a mod
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  please oh they're too busy working on Thomas the Tank Engine for every game I
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  just want the I just want the adventure wearing a jersey you know no mention of
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  it just he's just got the Jersey on or that's a gy in your sport Matt that's
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  right that's right did you watch the F1 we don't have to talk about the F1 as
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  much as I like the I like the idea of F1 but it's a lot of time to spend watching
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  cars drive around in a circle H it's
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  like an hour says the man with the the
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  frame of a car in his house solely for playing driving games it's not NASCAR
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  it's not a circle mate they race through the streets of
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  Monaco on in one of them where are they at the moment uh bahin although they say
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  B bahin and it's probably I'm maybe I'm being racist maybe that is how you're
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  supposed to say it but it just every time they say it they say but rain there
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  like a little pause and it it makes me go now Formula 1 drivers do say things
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  oh I don't mean the driv comment put spin on it the commentators yeah they do
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  put a spin on things always a little pause in there and I'm like I mean
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  that's probably how you're supposed to say it just every time I don't expect it
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  so Luke are you are you implying they just trying to sound a bit fancy yes
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  sure yeah cuz Formula 1 is a rich person
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  sport well that's why I watch the uh tour to France because it's just [ __ ]
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  beautiful to watch sure I don't give a [ __ ] about cycling but in just terms of
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  aerial photography you're just looking at the background as they as they ride
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  past if you when they go do their testing for drugs it's like to go back
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  and find someone who what was it on drugs to award it they like placed 30
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  something Luke just watches the drug testing just watching 60 guys peeing into
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  cups not Amica thing you can't call me on it they get right into that urinal
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  you're allow to see do you know that there's a there's like a a thing that
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  people do cycling enthusiasts where they will they will cycle on a exercise bike
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  in front of the tour to France or they'll you can get a little contraption
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  that takes the back wheel off off your bike and you so you watch it and you
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  just cycle along is there an F1 version of that Matt do you just like sit on
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  your couch with a plate going there's the Xbox game that I've got that I've
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  not really had time to play I do have it though now I'm sure Luke probably played
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  it yeah have played it f that's why I know stuff about Formula 1 you know what
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  I've just realized that's probably bet you've never watched an actual race have
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  you you've just played the [ __ ] god though yeah okay no I will admit like if
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  races come on like if the BST 1000 race comes on or something like that I know
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  that's not formula one but I'll watch it they still do that Holden doesn't even
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  exist anymore does it yeah so so the whole Ford versus Holden isn't a thing
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  anymore but before Holden left they will bring you in niss Mazda I think we're
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  having doesn't exist I know it so I'm going to come back to a country where
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  the car that I owned the company that made it didn't exist so doesn't exist
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  that's so weird and you still see all these people running around trying to
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  buy old Holdens yeah I'm I'm not likely to buy an F1 one car
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  so seems you could not afford an F1 car no or or or any other kind of
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  Ferrari you could buy a sharing one Matt you could uh I maybe I could you could
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  go in there just buy car that you buy one of the whe nuts or something no no
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  there is an F1 car that you can buy that you don't actually sort of
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  own so you buy it you don't get to have it in your garage or anything if you want to drive
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  it for the day you organize it bring it out to the track they put it out you
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  drive it around the track they then take the car away yeah right that could be
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  cool I wouldn't let me drive one of those cars I would could you drive like have
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  you seen the steering wheel 300 km an hour the steering wheel has so much [ __ ]
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  on it I wouldn't know where to begin and and the driver has to control how much
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  air and fuel goes into the thing it's just no no I think the hardest thing to
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  actually understand is actually how fast you have to go around corners and that's
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  a thing that a lot of drivers would have trouble with on TV it looks slow but
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  then when you see the speed they're like going 90 mph when they're going you need
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  to you need to have that speed going in and around the corner so you've got
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  enough downforce so you don't slide out so if you're going too slow around the
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  corner you will slide out cuz the car have we turned into a sports podcast as
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  what's What's happen I think I've somehow turned into a sports person it's
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  I don't know what's happened let's talk about cuz also have you seen
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  tires that they drive on the tires are smooth this is not the type of nerdy we
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  do guys what's happening oh they do have wet weather tires as well luk that look
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  like our I'm put I'm put the kaios on look speaking of testing right we're
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  talking about testing uh the FDA has come out and they've said
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  guys we need to put more warnings on these [ __ ] at home covid tests right
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  cuz people are putting the [ __ ] liquid in their eyes and up their nose
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  and if they're like swirling the thing in the liquid and and swabbing their nose
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  with so yeah listeners read the instructions please the instructions
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  have pictures yeah just the the liquid's not supposed to go anywhere near you
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  ideally it's not don't drink it don't use it as eye drops don't you know any
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  nothing don't inject it I've got one just here and it's nothing about it
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  going anywhere near your eyes Know M I know I mean it isn't a little droppy
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  typy thing gu resem but who gets who gets something
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  like a covid-19 test and goes I'm sure it's I'm sure it's intuitive why just
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  drink this I guess and then then I guess I'll piss and see what comes out and
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  then it'll tell me Co like swab up here oh that's painful but I guess everyone
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  else is doing it so me all the time when I really think about how stupid a lot of
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  the world is I know so yeah anyway maybe it's just
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  Americans I don't know but they've said uh yeah please stop just don't put the
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  test solution anywhere near your body just leave it in the little the test
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  solution does not go in you no no or on you or or anything just leave it in
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  there [ __ ] hell mhm so yeah I think the most common one
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  is that people are um dipping it in and then swabbing dipping water so they get
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  the little swab to put in your noes and they dip it in the solution first and
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  then they SW and it's like don't do that don't do that can sort of see that
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  though yeah that's the most not if you've read the instructions I think not
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  if you've read the instructions though this is [ __ ] insane I did one the
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  other day I don't trust my intuition on these things to the point where I read
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  the instructions thoroughly through then explained my take on it to H for a
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  sanity check before I opened any of the little packets yeah I did one and I was
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  like I still can't trust this cuz I I probably did this wrong somehow mhm yeah
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  go far enough up my nose or even when you go to the test center and they hear
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  that the for the test centers originally they would do it for you but then as it
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  kind of went on they would just hand you the swab and then you do it and give it
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  back to them and I was like don't let me do it always did it for you yeah don't
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  let me do it they don't do it as high anymore as they used to like the first
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  time I got a covid test when I first came to Australia I I swear they tickled
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  my [ __ ] brain with that thing like and that's why I was like I'm not going
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  to yeah yeah I've forgotten how to speak certain languages
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  now my brain certain years of my child
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  are G used to be fluid in Latin not
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  anymore no it was Latino I know when I did my know we want
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  to stop from doing that a couple of weeks ago um like I read through on
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  instructions I went through it and then when it came up positive like instantly
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  I've gone I must have done that wrong because it says it take like 15 minutes
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  I've probably got on something else here and I've bumped it yeah I stopped and
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  read through like the entire instructions again and went no no that's
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  right and I took my time and it was just I had super Co yeah if you were going to
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  get any Co Luke it would have been super Co Luke was either going to never get Co
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  and just be naturally immune to it or he was going to get the worst possible
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  version one of those two the CO's going to get into Luke's body and be like God
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  get me out of here help somebody yeah and then they' be doing tests on
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  Luke cuz he's the only person whose body actually just cured Co
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  itself they're giv him all sorts of other diseases too to see if Yeah just
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  they we just can't reproduce in these cell
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  yeah so how you feeling by the way I'm
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  okay I still got a bit of a cough okay but nothing are you testing negative yet
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  or no still posi I'm not for for Co for Co are you're not testing at all not
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  testing at all cuz it says like the test are sort of useless for a few months
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  yeah you might just positive for no reason well not for reason or for the
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  reason that you've had it yeah EXA very good reason that is irrelevant at that
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  point yeah yeah you're testing positive but it's not for a good
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  reason oh so what do you want to talk about my face well I to talk about
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  something that I find a bit weird and I find a bit sad go
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  [Music]
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  on as a new season of the Mandalorian okay that have announced the character
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  coming into it mhm yes well I don't know if this aness character but it anounced
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  who's going to be playing him and it's Christopher Lloyd I hope he's replacing Gina
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  corano I
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  just just leave this man alone Christopher lyd is in the
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  Mandalorian don't know who theoretically like on a on a conceptual level I'm I'm
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  well okay with this I'm massively okay with this yeah but you're right I mean
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  how how many years ago was it that he gave an indication that he was not in
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  the state of mind to be probably it was it was like 10 years ago they also cast
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  Bruce Willis in the new season of the Mandalorian that's what I thinking maybe
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  he borrowed the no he's just saying because he's also passed it uh past the
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  dementia point of no return oh yeah but
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  he he he could still I think bris is I don't know how bad he is guys careful
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  Hollywood people listen to this podcast please do not cast Bruce Willis in the m
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  I still maintain I think Christoph it's still possible that what we witnessed
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  was just Christopher Lloyd not actually caring as much about these iconic roles
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  as the rest of us did and so but he's a he's actually a serious actor and when
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  you ask him about Star Trek he doesn't know anything about Star Trek he learned
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  the line he did his job and now he's happy to talk to you about it but he
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  doesn't really know that much about it yeah but no I there's other things that
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  sort of gave me the impression that he wasn't quite is that why you think GTH
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  palro doesn't think she was in a Spider-Man is is because she's such a
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  great actor that uh no I think she just doesn't give a [ __ ] I think that's I
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  also think at that time when she was filming those scenes she was filming a few
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  different has has fingers in a lot of pies and I don't think she gives two shits about
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  Spider-Man yeah except for when the checks come in exactly can I inter that was one
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  second I won't talk about it this week because I'm not at the end yet but I
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  started watching Spider-Man no way home in theory I'm about to watch it after
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  this very podcast so I'm in theory we can talk about Spider-Man no homo next
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  week yeah no way he's a homo
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  no no way let's see if you guys get teary I I assume I haven't gotten to the
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  teary bit but there's bits that are really nice yeah like it's it's
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  beautifully written it's sad when people are nice to each
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  other no I'll just say this Marvel and I know this is not a Marvel but it is sure
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  worst at trailers they're the worst at trailers because I didn't think this
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  looked any good I I assumed it would be because they're all consistently good
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  but nothing about that trailer made me want to watch this yeah I think a big
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  part of it is cuz in this trailer they were trying to keep it a secret yes they
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  just avoided all the great bits from the you're right yeah it wasn't like any of the other
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  trailers that they've done where like look people know the Hulk's going to be
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  in th so here he is minder they've removed Hulk from trailers in the past
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  as well yeah actually yeah and well and I know see I don't want to say too much
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  I know it's been two weeks and Luke's being Luke's being very nice by not just
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  spoiling it for us and by and I already seen spoilers online I know that they
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  did some trickery with the trailers and that kind of stuff I'll be watching it I
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  think tonight after this we'll see but that's the plan things change these days
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  but uh that is the plan but by next week daughter allows you exactly uh you know
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  what I've discovered that's magnificent cuz I watch a lot of um Let's Plays and
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  things like that of retro video games and um Harper loves them she thinks
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  they're cartoons yeah so she'll just stare at the screen I should maybe I
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  should oh just got to keep it going just keep that going for as long as possible
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  I'll look after Harper yeah Xbox this could be um this could be
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  confirmation bi but lra Likes music right and I know everybody music but no
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  but she particularly right for example I will put on sometimes somebody playing a
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  cover of a a video game music on a acoustic guitar or something I'll put
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  that on YouTube She mesmerized and I'm like okay that's cool I'll pop on a the
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  Han Zima live concert loves it I'm like okay that's cool that's
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  cool so hell yeah I don't know what happens if you put on popular music
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  amstein uh that doesn't happen that often I'll be honest with you yeah I was
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  going to say she likes that stuff I guess cuz that's all she gets to listen
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  to that's what music is to her yeah exactly yeah you give five years and she
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  be like Dad do you like Taylor Swift yeah do a
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  leaper the fact that you know do a leaper is just it's disappoints me that
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  you know know I know but not only do I know DOA but that's been a trivia
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  question that I where it's got like name these she's not bad she you might even
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  like some of that stuff that's why I I think I think possibly I've heard a song
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  and I was like oh that's all right and the less offensive of of that genre
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  because I've I like and I can identify her from a a lineup of people I don't
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  know who that is don't know who that is oh that's doal leapa and everyone's like
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  the [ __ ] do you know that I don't know magnificent who I really have no
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  idea who you're talking about she's a British British
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  yeah she British pop oh leaper
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  Lipa Dua space H there she is okay yeah
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  British pop star she's I have no idea but I also don't listen to music that's
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  come out since like early 2000s in Western
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  Sydney yeah no no there's some International bands like what Biz
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  they're Scottish I've got actually some of their records just shipped
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  Biz I'm going to shock you but I've never heard of them you've you have
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  actually heard a song they have done have I they did the soundtrack for The
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  Powerpuff Girls oh all right then sorry I stand corrected I've never seen the
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  Powerpuff Girls were you just assuming that we have or were you just saying
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  that Matt specifically because you and Matt have watched Powerpuff Girls
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  Together well he knows that people know the pow Puff Girls song I don't why Matt
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  specifically is what I'm asking or are you not being speciic
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  we've met I assumed you would have seen that we met one of seen thep several
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  times you would have heard the palp puff girl song at some stage okay maybe do
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  you want a hm for me it's
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  fun Powerpuff I can't remember it's been a long time I know it I like it I'm
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  buying the album good do that now W the show's pretty funny I'll be like it's
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  one of those shows that that I think is it has adult jokes in it yeah it's a big
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  it's it's Goofy and it's Jennifer hail who we love oh is this mhm yeah there
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  you go when you said we' met one of them I was going to be like I don't think I
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  have okay apparently I have yeah see fighting crime trying to save the world
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  here they come just in time the Power Puff Girls that's as much as you getting
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  cuz that's terrible I know it's magnificent I love that
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  I I don't recognize that at all that's actually going to be going at the very
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  beginning of this episode now oh crap cuz I heard how terrible that was
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  when I was saying it track one of our new album which we will be sued for
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  copyright infringement no that's right I'm I'm friends with Biz and friends with
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  Jennifer hell they're only their only current customer
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  um we do follow each other on on Instagram follow each other it's reciprocal yeah
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  yeah oh we big fans so Christoper Lloyd we don't know
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  who he's playing we know he's in this Luke's not keen on he's playing James T
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  Cook yeah I'm not keen on I I could be
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  wrong but yeah we'll see they you're
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  right I mean if do they we saw Bobba fit yeah if he's fine in the rock
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  Lucid then maybe you were right Matt and it was just we just caught him on an off
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  day yeah yeah but I've seen him in other things where he hasn't seemed like 100%
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  like um he was in an episode of Raising Hope I don't know what that is I don't
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  know what that is either it's uh a television show that was done by the
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  creator of My Name is Earl oh okay so he created another show that's sort of in
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  the same universe oh okay and it's about
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  a guy a young sort of kid who has sex with a serial killer the serial killer
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  gets pregnant the serial killer gets goes to the electric chair and he has to
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  raise a child and high jinxing shoes okay wow that sounds pretty good I must
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  admit yeah that's a good elevator pitch yeah that's right I mean I'm glad that
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  exists cuz if that doesn't i' I'd be like we have to make that yeah very
• 25:23
  early on in they work out that the star of the show isn't the Sun and his love
• 25:29
  interest it's actually the parents who also had a child when they were very young
• 25:35
  and they sort of become sort of the stars of the show but no I I don't mind
• 25:38
  it but there was an episode with Christopher Lloyd in it and he didn't
• 25:41
  seem 100% there either H right not the character though not the character it's
• 25:47
  actually Chris he's an actor you know that right cuz yeah yeah but he was he
• 25:52
  was basically playing he was playing a collections agent who wanted to own a
• 25:57
  lauran pretty much it was like a big
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  stretch at not at all it's like a
• 26:05
  different he was a a lot of his he was a lot like Doc and do you know what I une
• 26:11
  Earth the other day cuz I was um doing some shuffling around with Google
• 26:15
  accounts for reasons that you guys would know but the listeners don't give two
• 26:17
  shits about and I found in in my Google Drive the script for uh return to the
• 26:24
  past that I wrote about the guy whose girlfriend breaks up with him so he
• 26:27
  comes up with this scheme to build the time the DeLorean time machine Back to
• 26:30
  the Future style to go back and he thinks it worked but cuz he he finds
• 26:35
  yesterday's newspaper in in the trash yeah and then he goes to this whole
• 26:38
  elaborate thing where he he like brings her chocolate stuff cuz he thinks it's
• 26:41
  yesterday and then she gets them and then they make a date to go out to
• 26:44
  dinner and at the end of it he's just I was like the ending I came up with was
• 26:47
  pretty I thought pretty good where he's playing Xbox with his friend at the end
• 26:50
  he's like don't you have to go to with the girlfriend he's like no that was
• 26:56
  yesterday anyway I found that I was like that's clever than I I love finding
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  things you wrote in the past and going I'd not be able to write this now all
• 27:05
  right well well done me and the in my 40s I could not have yeah exactly I
• 27:10
  could not hope to and and also the car in it was my car cuz I had that silver
• 27:14
  Mazda 929 I wrote it around what we had
• 27:18
  like 20 years ago that's great well yeah cuz you got to write about what you got
• 27:23
  cuz you're not getting anything extra to make it that's right yeah that's hasn't
• 27:28
  changed well soon you can film it when you get your cyber truck that's true I
• 27:33
  don't know if that's happening I don't know cyber truck is happening period
• 27:40
  yeah yeah look speaking of Star Wars uh
• 27:45
  in news that should terrify any fan of star Warson LOF has been linked to a
• 27:52
  Star Wars film so look out now Damon Lindelof is a big Star Wars fan and
• 27:58
  evidently I mean he he was hir is that all you have to do is it he was on
• 28:03
  because he was wearing a Star Wars how I not been hired
• 28:07
  yeah um I love and hate Damon lindeloff
• 28:12
  in equal measures I think I think he's great I think all right but it could
• 28:18
  also be but he's also sometimes disappears up his own ass and uh yeah he
• 28:24
  his greatest enemy is himself is did he is he maybe sort of
• 28:30
  got a bit of a foot in the door because he's friends with
• 28:33
  JJ could be very good friends I mean he's very well known like he's had
• 28:39
  so um I mean he's done a lot of lost obviously like he's not like he's like
• 28:44
  some some unknown car and then the Watchman he did Watchman right the show
• 28:48
  Watchman I think and then so he's had
• 28:53
  suus he did start tracking the darkness I don't mind them he patched well he
• 28:58
  rewrote those yeah yeah exactly rewrote from orinal I didn't know this I didn't
• 29:02
  know he did the hunt which is that one that got banned that's got Glenn howon
• 29:06
  in it that uh it was about oh I watched
• 29:10
  that oh did you yeah yeah it's basically like um dangerous game or whatever it is
• 29:16
  yes exactly it's exactly that um but it got banned because it was
• 29:20
  very political apparently or people thought it was at least yeah like it was
• 29:24
  something about rich Republicans hunting you know I could be completely wrong no
• 29:28
  no no I think you're right I just didn't read anything into it it was a schlocky
• 29:32
  you know Gore action movie about people paying to kill it was not particularly
• 29:37
  original so uh I mean this could go either way but uh well I it hasn't even
• 29:43
  been he's just been linked to no one knows in what I mean ran Johns was
• 29:48
  linked to Three Star Wars movies and that's not happening so that was
• 29:51
  according to him yes that's right linked as a tentative link Patty Jenkins was
• 29:56
  she's been she's been fired already I oh yeah I'm not I'm not unhappy about that
• 30:01
  take away TD's been I sort of am could be fine because I was looking forward to
• 30:05
  a Rogue Squadron show but actually it should have been a television show not a
• 30:09
  movie but yeah I don't know if Patty Jenkins was our person to bring us Rogue
• 30:14
  Squadron I am no I think Wonder Woman
• 30:17
  1984 and kind of revealed you only get one chance with Disney these days if
• 30:24
  you've got a Disney deal that wasn't Disney what's that yes it was what the W
• 30:30
  was it Star Wars no no no no if you get highed onto a Star Wars they only give
• 30:34
  you one chance do not any other movies come out between then yeah exactly just
• 30:41
  just stop working until you've done the Star Wars movie because if you [ __ ] up
• 30:44
  you're gone yeah don't say anything racist God sake will doesn't like your
• 30:51
  movie your [ __ ] Star Wars is off the cards just don't say anything just just
• 30:57
  lock yourself away because they have they a couple of times replace the
• 31:00
  directors like when filming's pretty much done they've come in and gone
• 31:03
  you're gone come in redo it all yeah yeah so just be very careful you watch
• 31:10
  out in the off well evidently Kathleen Kennedy has done the exact same thing
• 31:15
  because uh and I don't know when in the process this happened but Obi-Wan Kenobi
• 31:20
  has been quote unquote overhauled because Kathleen thought it was too dark
• 31:27
  um one of the things I've heard that they've changed is they were originally
• 31:30
  going to have Darth Maul I saw that as as someone that Obi-Wan fights but
• 31:35
  they've replaced him with Darth Vader which Darth Maul would make a bit more
• 31:40
  sense I just CGI his face onto Darth Maul's body yeah hopefully no one will
• 31:45
  notice see does he call him Darth because we don't even need to redo uh
• 31:50
  the you and stuff we just that's right but it's sort of really it's going to
• 31:55
  really if is is if he is sort of getting hyene fighting Darth Vader all this time
• 32:00
  it really sort of takes away from it's been a long time since I sort of felt
• 32:03
  this like i s last week yeah it's been on Tata did you look there
• 32:09
  yeah [ __ ] hell um I'm still very nervous about OB and I'm actually
• 32:15
  starting to get nervous for a lot of people who I think are excited for it
• 32:18
  cuz a lot of people trailer looks pretty good I think well trailer looks the
• 32:22
  trailer the overhaul version or not that's what I couldn't ascertain but
• 32:27
  what I'm looking at a lot of people who probably love Obi-Wan from like the
• 32:30
  prequels and stuff they're probably liking him from the Clone Wars which isn't y McGregor
• 32:36
  yeah it's based off y mcgreger but it's not y mcgreger it's another character
• 32:41
  well this is a quote it's a quote from Yan McGregor Obi-Wan is lost oh wait he means the
• 32:48
  character never mind my bad evidently they have recast during
• 32:54
  this overhaul um the young Luke Skywalker
• 32:58
  actor which makes me nervous oh wait why why did why was that necessary he
• 33:04
  shouldn't be doing anything that's he
• 33:08
  plays such a major role um I find it interesting because if the reason that
• 33:14
  they redid it was because it was too dark does that mean that the actor kid
• 33:19
  actor was doing it too serious and now they want someone more of a Jake Lloyd
• 33:24
  vintage you know I'm really concerned one thing I'm looking forward
• 33:29
  to I'm just looking forward to Uncle L causing some [ __ ] Uncle L putting his
• 33:34
  foot down beating some tus I don't I mean I know you said this last week I've
• 33:39
  watched this trailer again and I don't see I just see him standing there like I
• 33:44
  don't know I see he laying down the law all right all right and then later in life
• 33:49
  just being like [ __ ] it I'm I'm literally just a farmer now yeah like
• 33:53
  it's because of all that stuff he got pulled into when luk was young and then
• 33:57
  he just tried to he got to a point where no I don't want this anymore yeah well
• 34:02
  there is that throwaway Line in New Hope where he goes where's Luke and she goes
• 34:06
  I think he went into town with his friends he's like well if his chores
• 34:09
  aren't done they will be hell to pay [ __ ] hell to pay what the [ __ ] and
• 34:16
  assuming Jedi back in the day yeah the deleted scene where he's just [ __ ]
• 34:20
  beating loot within an inch of his
• 34:25
  life I don't know I just I know it was only that one thing where should see but
• 34:29
  I just have the feeling that he he's done some [ __ ] well I mean he was killed
• 34:34
  by Stormtroopers off screen burned to a [ __ ] crisp yeah what did he say to
• 34:38
  him yeah yeah cuz they're pretty real just he is
• 34:44
  Australian as well so they don't just burn the flesh off people for fun you
• 34:49
  have to them here and say that to my [ __ ] face
• 34:54
  yeah you know who probably won't be appearing in it though is the actress
• 34:58
  who plays um the aunt aunt baru because
• 35:03
  she's in that Nexium cult where they're all getting tattoos and [ __ ] each
• 35:08
  other wait the the one who was in the prequels mhm I like Nexium she was in
• 35:14
  that one with it stops my reflux I take Nexium every day is that that one it's
• 35:18
  the Alison mult yeah yeah right there
• 35:22
  you go no that girl Aunt baru has has escaped from the cult Allison Mac has
• 35:28
  not right well I think Al is literally on trial for crimes against humanity or
• 35:33
  something Grace Parks in the cult as well so is the actress who plays C mhm I
• 35:38
  knew I knew Cali was I didn't know Grace Park was yeah Grace Park's in there
• 35:43
  too wow who knew if we had known back in the day when we were watching those
• 35:48
  shows that they was we could just join a sex cult they were
• 35:52
  [ __ ] we yeah that you all you had to do was join the cult and those women would
• 35:57
  have to [ __ ] you yeah who knew oh well never mind be like was
• 36:03
  Trisha Hefner in this cult too I mean we I mean we we would have to go to jail
• 36:07
  later in life apparently turns out but but at the time I would probably
• 36:12
  wouldn't have good even if you told me wow that's that's the certainly what
• 36:17
  Harvey Weinstein said it wasn't it a too soon is he dead
• 36:23
  yet won't be long did we talk about him on the podast cuz there was some Harvey
• 36:28
  Weinstein news a couple of weeks ago that I put in the spreadsheet but I
• 36:31
  don't know if we've got into it he was um he's been reprimanded cuz he was
• 36:35
  caught with some Contraband in prison like Twinkies or something wasn't it it
• 36:40
  was um mil Milk Duds don't let him have [ __ ] broke
• 36:47
  the rules by getting someone to smuggle him in Milk Duds I'm not 0 milk dogs out
• 36:52
  at anyone's ass m i I mean I don't
• 36:58
  I assume I'm I'm gonna take that quote and just make it my new message [Laughter]
• 37:04
  tone it's I don't think I don't think either of us requested that
• 37:12
  but milk duts yeah no don't let him have anything but that is that does seem a
• 37:16
  little excessive but but I just I love this is this fat [ __ ] sitting in prison
• 37:21
  just [ __ ] warning milk DS yeah it's one of those things the reason why they
• 37:26
  sort of it that is contraband is cuz not everyone can get
• 37:31
  them yeah yeah and so they become sort of well you don't have him in Australia
• 37:37
  so it' be difficult for you as well be very he's not in prison in Australia
• 37:41
  though is he or is he maybe well maybe he is I don't know I don't know where he
• 37:46
  is you haven't seen me in a [Laughter]
• 37:51
  while I don't think I'd do well in jail you'd either not do well at all or
• 37:57
  you would do astonishingly well and I don't it's again it's you only operate
• 38:04
  in extremes so I just don't know which one to PR you know the thing I'm really
• 38:07
  worried about everyone just gamers store during that period all the gangs I probably would
• 38:14
  make friends yeah all the gangs all the rapists they'd all be like no don't
• 38:17
  leave Luke Alone come on yeah plus they'd all be like he's covered in
• 38:22
  tattoos strange symbols I don't know if it's Aryan Brotherhood or whether it's
• 38:27
  like yeah so let's just nobody [ __ ] with him just in get my I'm getting new
• 38:32
  tattoos this week are you do tell I'm going to get Donald Duck's head oh nice
• 38:38
  just the head on your dick just his head I'm just going to get his head just sort
• 38:41
  of in a spot on my right arm and I'm maybe a robot I don't know you're going
• 38:46
  to have it in a place where you can like make him talk and you can just
• 38:50
  always no look how disgusted he is but like no he's going to fit in like a
• 38:55
  small place in between slowly start getting a sleeve going by
• 39:00
  just filling in the blanks yeah that's always been a plan it's always been it's
• 39:04
  going to be a sleeve but not a not a plain sleeve stickers until it looks
• 39:09
  like all once I get to a point where I can't fit tattoos in there I I know I
• 39:14
  will get a background put in one arm will be Tetris the other arm will be
• 39:19
  columns right nice do you remember the SE game columns yeah I remember columns
• 39:24
  yeah yeah yeah match three gems
• 39:28
  yeah was that a command or or no I'm just sort of pointing out that
• 39:35
  the whole matching three is been a while since before Candy Crush no that's a
• 39:40
  Beed Beed was match three yeah Beed before then yeah
• 39:46
  MH it's exciting ex I have to have more time off
• 39:50
  work well now that we've now that we've casually dipped into video games um yes
• 39:56
  mat saw something something in here that made me very happy because I had the
• 40:02
  gold box back in the day yeah yeah so uh coming out on Steam
• 40:09
  these have been on good old games I think in some of them at least but
• 40:13
  becoming out on Steam uh you know updated to work on Modern computers are
• 40:18
  the uh not not as you know remasters or anything just they'll just work are the
• 40:22
  old goldbox D and D role playing games mhm uh which listeners may remember and
• 40:29
  I got excited when I read this but then I looked at what the games were and I
• 40:35
  was like no these were great these were fantastic yeah but they were but and
• 40:40
  these are the type of things that you will buy and then you'll load it up and
• 40:45
  you'll hit a couple of screens and then you go yep that was fun and then you
• 40:49
  will never play it again okay so for example I I had gateway to the Savage
• 40:54
  Frontier on my Commodore 64 back in the day and I have very fond memories of it
• 40:58
  being a fantastic game so I looked up a video you should have played it on the
• 41:02
  Amiga man I I bet it was breathtaking but I looked up a video of it and I
• 41:07
  forgot right I'm not sure how I would
• 41:12
  play this these days because the actual stories in a book that came with the
• 41:17
  game and when you get to a a bit it goes read page 12 yes yes it is so my
• 41:23
  question is has this been updated to include the story in the actual game or
• 41:27
  do I still have to read a book or they just you download a PDF at the same time
• 41:31
  I think I I reg be a PDF that's what you do on good old games cuz I checked yeah
• 41:35
  they're not they're not they're not redoing any of these they're not
• 41:38
  updating sure yeah yeah so that that's but we but Matt grab Hills far hillsfar
• 41:45
  was magnificent because it was like do you like all the characters and scenarios
• 41:49
  from D and D but don't actually want to just like get right into it and have a
• 41:53
  pad of paper next to you to [ __ ] calculate [ __ ] play
• 41:58
  far yeah and the I I've already told you exactly what's going to happen when you
• 42:02
  buy these games no no you're right but I will be bu know that I have them and I'm
• 42:06
  going to feel good about it for a day and then I'll forget that I bought
• 42:10
  them you know the there are ones in here that are actual like 3D games of A Sort
• 42:17
  like the Raven Loft games are both 3D I mean they they're old but you actually
• 42:23
  move around the 3D world and I think the
• 42:28
  the AL qum one of them is would you is it really a 3D World or is a screen
• 42:33
  change no no no it's actual 3D I'm trying I just know I'm never
• 42:39
  going to play it but I will end up owning it like twice mhm cuz there's a
• 42:44
  lot of games that I I've purchased a couple of times cuz I go I really want
• 42:48
  this forget that I already own it and then buy it again see now I'm in a
• 42:52
  situation where so I don't have steam really on my laptop here but I have it
• 42:56
  on PC and I've been using as a steam box to stream stuff to but I've got a lot of
• 43:00
  games that I have in Gog so I'm like I have to rebot it on Steam if I want to
• 43:05
  do it that way so yeah which is ridiculous because I've no no no I've re
• 43:11
  things on Steam that I already have on run any of these games like yeah these
• 43:17
  are all very old games but yeah so I'm excited about my steam Li God I own some
• 43:22
  games yeah you probably beaten me now I I remember back years ago I I had the
• 43:27
  most ridiculous but I think you've probably far exceeded me at this
• 43:31
  point I'm very careful with which games I buy on Steam now for that exact reason
• 43:37
  I'm not quite at a thousand I think I'm going to I need
• 43:41
  like I think about 20 more games I hit a th000 well I went through I went through
• 43:46
  the Ukraine bundle onio God and and and
• 43:51
  kind of downloaded to the It app a few
• 43:55
  couple of dozen app yeah you can get the desktop app and then um know that all
• 44:01
  right you can create games yeah you can install the games through the app uh all
• 44:06
  right I'll be doing that and what what actually what's the best part about the
• 44:09
  app is that you can bookmark the games and put them into categories without
• 44:13
  installing them so it's kind of like what you when you buy a steam game and
• 44:16
  it's there but you don't have you haven't installed it yet but you still
• 44:18
  know you've got that game oh look yeah I'll install that later um so
• 44:24
  there are a few there's definitely a handful of games I mean when it comes to
• 44:28
  these type of games I I mostly go for the kind of horror games and the kind of
• 44:32
  retro vintage point and clicks and stuff like that and there was certainly
• 44:36
  certainly you know 10 or 12 of them there that I wanted to
• 44:42
  play I think definitely worth the $10 I I I actually think they like undervalued
• 44:48
  that oh absolutely yeah I know they were doing as a way to make money but I
• 44:53
  reckon they could have sold just as many by making that $20 for as a
• 44:58
  yeah I probably would have paid 20 still just because it was for a good cause as
• 45:01
  well yeah and not the like yes you could have up donation amount to be that 20
• 45:06
  but I know a lot of people are just no I'm only going to pay the 10 but I think
• 45:10
  they should have they yeah they've undervalued that I think also for for
• 45:14
  I'm particularly you and I Dan where our gaming time is somewhat limited these
• 45:18
  days these kind of little games are quite cool because you can feel like oh
• 45:22
  I finished a game yes which doesn't I don't get to do that very often anymore mhm yeah
• 45:27
  whereas I'm playing Grand Theft Auto 5 again yeah I never played
• 45:32
  five I've not not really good game yeah I know it looks good but I I know I
• 45:37
  don't have time to get into it at all I had fun with
• 45:40
  it I got uh there was that weird Quest where I I think I accidentally ate drugs
• 45:45
  and Aliens came yep yeah that that is one of the the funny things about this
• 45:51
  game because it's set from a time when before marijuana was legal in America
• 45:57
  some of the quests are about like making marijuana illegal and everything it's
• 46:02
  like but it is legal now M like this isn't a quest anymore
• 46:08
  funny still parts of America where it's illegal or is it it's technically
• 46:13
  illegal everywhere in the country okay at a federal level right see I don't I
• 46:19
  don't enjoy it so I haven't really bothered to look into it I know that in
• 46:22
  Massachusetts it's fine and I think in Connecticut it's also fine I think in Ro
• 46:27
  Island it's not as fine but I don't know the specifics cuz can't you get like or
• 46:32
  something that are like will get you high now like you don't even have to
• 46:36
  smoke ited Edibles or whatever yeah you've always been able to get edibles
• 46:39
  I'm pretty sure any of that kind of marijuana which means it might I don't
• 46:43
  know why they bother not just just make it legal here in Rhode Island if
• 46:46
  Connecticut's doing it and Massachusetts is doing it what what's the point we can
• 46:50
  I can drive 5 minutes if I wanted it like but I think that's the the big
• 46:55
  thing where they can still get you the crossing state
• 46:59
  lines is also a big thing as well even if it is legal between the two states
• 47:05
  it's all weird well it's the [ __ ] FBI comes after you if
• 47:08
  you two states they I forget which state did it first it wasn't but they don't
• 47:14
  know who actually put the bill through for it to become legal
• 47:18
  probably someone just submitted it anonymously and attached it to another
• 47:23
  bill and it went through oh really they folded up small and stapled they didn't
• 47:28
  notice and pot is legal yeah I think they attached some Bill that sort of had
• 47:33
  to go through they just sort of like this has to goach 40 Zones near schools and also PO
• 47:39
  is legal
• 47:45
  schools so strange but it'll be legal here in Australia one day I'm sure I
• 47:49
  still don't see the point in it I find it very very boring yeah but like people like it
• 47:55
  whatever I don't give a [ __ ] they [ __ ] do man it the medical center in
• 47:59
  the mall near me has a big sign in the window saying ask us about medical
• 48:05
  marijuana did you ask him no but and I never thought about it until I saw that
• 48:10
  sign and I'm like well I mean and how do you how do you approach
• 48:14
  them about that you just walk up to the desk and go tell me about medical
• 48:17
  marijuana yeah they will then point you to a doctor that is quite friendly to
• 48:21
  their cause but I suppose you have to go in there and go I've got some and the
• 48:27
  guy goes eye strain yeah eye strain and also some pain from he's
• 48:34
  like cancer yes I've also got that um well you go in and you go up and you go
• 48:40
  I'd like to I'd like to inquire about medical marijuana and they slap the
• 48:43
  handcuffs and they go you're under arrest you fell for our cunning plan
• 48:46
  okay what some of the things you can get medical marijuana for um you um an appe
• 48:51
  as an appetite suppression suppressant as a way to help you eat more please
• 48:55
  help me I'm hungry way to pay that's right no I'm literally
• 49:00
  staring yeah I don't want enough chips if anyone walks in there you will
• 49:07
  be able to work out something to tick off that list yeah right we got some
• 49:11
  followup Alexandra didario news oh who's that
• 49:17
  again uh um gorgeous gorgeous girlfriend of Charlie day that you don't find one
• 49:23
  episod of always say now he's married don't don't careful his wife also always
• 49:29
  sunny and I'd always assume they met on the show in the same way that no they
• 49:34
  already knew each other but they didn't they were long long long before then she
• 49:37
  listen to the new episode drunk the new episode of their podcast
• 49:41
  where they get drunk oh yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] chaos yeah so funny was
• 49:47
  something where I thought it was going to be a good idea and then they've done
• 49:49
  it they've gone that's terrible no I think they probably yeah
• 49:56
  it's just that you know Charlie finds a guitar at one point it's just chaos
• 49:59
  anyway I recommend it yeah um when you see p when you see
• 50:05
  pictures of Charlie Day and his wife when they were young they both just
• 50:09
  really [ __ ] good-looking sure yeah there's a um ad that he was in when he
• 50:14
  was very young and it's like oh yeah he was a good looking I mean he's not not a
• 50:16
  badl looking dude now but he he's kind of no he goes out of his way to look
• 50:20
  like [ __ ] homeless he has to look like his character now all the time so
• 50:24
  he just gets cast as that so he's always got that scruffy look and but yeah he
• 50:28
  he's a good looking dude mhm I'd go there mhm mhm you're talking Charlie de
• 50:34
  Alexandra Dario both oh yeah at the at the same
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  time just watch them two go why not yeah well she's uh she's going to be starring
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  in the Mayfair witches which is an adaptation of one of an Rice's books
• 50:49
  apparently well I guess she'll be going out of her [ __ ] way to try to look
• 50:52
  sexy cuz that seems to be her thing well as we she's just she want you to notice it
• 50:58
  Dan I've noticed I've noticed the [ __ ] effort she puts into trying to look
• 51:03
  sexy for me it's her eyes I love her eyes for some reason you
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  know what I bet you that's the worst thing you could possibly compliment her
• 51:11
  on to like if you if you say you happened to me oh you really beautiful eyes she's like
• 51:17
  yeah sure like everybody what about my
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  tits yeah exactly tits are right those those i' put a lot of work and money
• 51:26
  into oh yeah yeah hey my tits are down here actually I'm going to go watch
• 51:30
  baywash after this now she's good in that speaking of tits she's very good in that she she
• 51:36
  genuinely is very good in that she's actually very funny I think but in she's
• 51:40
  not that funny I suppose because it's a horror thing and it's apparently set in
• 51:43
  the same world like a the an rice universe as the
• 51:50
  um Chronicles thing they're doing is this before or after an rice
• 51:56
  went off vampires and thought they were went off this Earth cuz she died no no
• 52:02
  didn't she didn't she get to a stage where she oh she became a born again Christian and
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  then when I was a teenager which means she was still still
• 52:12
  writing the goth stuff so I don't they all had lots of words and I didn't read
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  any of them I I thought you used to be able to read Luke I thought that was the
• 52:21
  thing it's only recently that you can't read no I love the vampire Chronicles I love an R
• 52:29
  May wit B it just seemed May something you should give a
• 52:35
  try because that's what you thought and that maybe not have been the case cuz
• 52:39
  especially was at the same time as the vampire Chronicles right you could give give the
• 52:44
  Mayfair witches a try and give Alexandra Dario a try as well yeah that's true I didn't
• 52:50
  even have to read a book now I just need to wait for this show to come out
• 52:54
  yeah and then you could be the one you could that guy I loved your tits in the
• 52:58
  Mayfair witches yeah finally yeah yeah and I'll be like
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  you know what I don't give a [ __ ] about your eyes because I've seen eyes they're
• 53:06
  all you just look away from me it's dist it's like ah excuse me my tits are
• 53:11
  down here yeah good
• 53:16
  Lord speaking of vampires uh I saw
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  that uh why can't think of the [ __ ] character's name uh uh Paul Wesley from
• 53:27
  The Vampire Diaries has been cast as James T Kirk in uh what's this new show called oh
• 53:34
  that who he is strange new worlds strange new worlds yeah he's see I saw
• 53:39
  this picture and I didn't know who Paul Wesley was he's Stefan from The Vampire
• 53:43
  Dar is one of the the he he was the main character well no cuz what's her name
• 53:47
  was the main character but he was the main love interest at first things
• 53:51
  changed as time went on bit M uh he's fine he was good in that he
• 53:57
  looks the part he looks yeah you know and I've not I haven't seen him do that
• 54:01
  much since then so I was kind of like oh cool I like him
• 54:05
  so good on him good for him I'm I'm actually really looking forward to this
• 54:09
  yeah this looks good I'll admit but I didn't know that this was I knew it was
• 54:12
  in the style of the old the original series but I didn't know that it
• 54:17
  literally was a remake of the original series see yeah it's all set before uh
• 54:23
  Kirk takes over his command so it's set before the original series I'm
• 54:28
  interested to see the tone of this because I didn't I I I liked Discovery
• 54:33
  season one but then and it was a bit yeah I just finished watching season 4
• 54:38
  and it I just I'm looking forward to this going back to the all contained
• 54:44
  episodes even season two of Discovery I couldn't make it through like season one
• 54:48
  lost me end Discovery honestly yeah no yeah season 4 I just finished
• 54:54
  watching cuz that last episode of that just came out and it was I think that's
• 54:58
  the last of Discovery but I I did yeah I didn't really like the last few seasons
• 55:03
  cuz it was painful yeah well hopefully this is it wasn't Star Trek to me I'm
• 55:08
  interested to see the tone of this cuz I know that they're saying this is going
• 55:11
  to be more like the original and and certainly it looks like it look that
• 55:14
  that shot of him the style of the CH which actually is a little confusing cuz
• 55:20
  the others are more futuristic you know so they're kind of
• 55:25
  yeah I don't know how they're going to explain why his chair is a little more
• 55:29
  retro one of the things I'm really looking forward to is seeing more
• 55:32
  captain pike yeah he was good CU do you remember Captain Pike and just he was
• 55:36
  amazing he was the only thing I liked about season 2 to be honest and I still
• 55:40
  didn't make it through but yeah I I I I'm missing that episodic sort of show
• 55:43
  something you can just throw on Watch and you don't have
• 55:47
  to like back to the good old days like if you miss an episode it doesn't mean
• 55:52
  that you have no idea what's happening anymore yeah I started watching
• 55:56
  something like that this week uh and I was actually very
• 56:00
  concerned it wasn't going to hold up but I find it does in a Charming way I've
• 56:05
  started watching the X Files from season 1 oh yeah okay I've tried that before
• 56:10
  and I didn't get all the way through I can't remember well I might not get all
• 56:13
  the way through either because there's like 10 seasons right and like even back
• 56:18
  from a time when it was all 26 episodes for a season and yeah there's a lot of
• 56:23
  episodes um cuz but I'm push on with Hannibal right and then I needed a break
• 56:28
  after season 2 cuz it was the most intense [ __ ] thing I'd ever seen in
• 56:32
  my life and you know how last week I said I was a little bit confused um yeah
• 56:37
  it was cuz the show was tricky it was the show was tricking me basically all
• 56:41
  right um but also and I'll just quickly say that I won't crap on and on about it
• 56:45
  because I did last week but um I had always assumed because the characters
• 56:50
  were younger in the series Hannibal than they are in the books and films that
• 56:55
  exist that this was a prequel um it's not it's a reimagining and so things
• 57:01
  will happen from the books in this show in slightly similar slightly different
• 57:06
  ways so you kind of have to just pretend you don't know interesting what's going
• 57:10
  on yeah um me and Hannah have actually got back into watching Angel and Buffy
• 57:17
  oh yeah nice yeah we're still doing that cuz they're both on Disney plus so we're
• 57:21
  watching the like one Angel one Buffy one Angel one buff oh nice I've always
• 57:25
  wanted to do it like that yeah you got to get up season 3 first because it's
• 57:30
  all on the One streaming service now it's just easy MH yeah and it is still
• 57:37
  it is funny like we watched we just saw the first sort of mix up with the new
• 57:41
  format we watching Angel and there's a fight scene and then you see the
• 57:44
  cameraman following someone get into a
• 57:46
  bookcase wow yeah but it's sort of weird watching it and you go like cuz back in
• 57:53
  the time like if you missed an episode which was quite possible
• 57:57
  back then sure you never got another chance to see that episode that was it
• 58:00
  there was no catch up or there might have be a rerun in a year or two time
• 58:05
  but yeah if you missed it that's it yeah well they have previously un Buffy the Vampire
• 58:11
  Slayer yeah but you can't watch it I think is what he's saying and even if
• 58:15
  they rerun the series you've got to know exactly the episode you missed which you
• 58:19
  wouldn't mhm yeah and sometimes they show you stuff they go previously on
• 58:22
  both of the vampire and you see something you go well that's not in
• 58:25
  context yeah yeah that's not how that happened but wasn't got to do with
• 58:31
  anything the worst episode slash I appreciated it slightly more but SL
• 58:36
  still the worst episode is the Dracula
• 58:39
  one oh I'd forgotten about that it's got it it's not as bad as I remember but
• 58:46
  there's still stuff in it that's just like why did you do this so weird anyway
• 58:51
  he was focusing on getting laid instead of writing the script there's a few
• 58:54
  episodes there's an episode of angel that was on the other night too that we
• 58:56
  watched no it was on wasn't on the other night we put it on the other night but
• 59:01
  it was also the tone of it was just so weird and I was like what were they
• 59:03
  doing why' they do that like they were trying well it's also because like I
• 59:08
  remember and I know it's not cool to love Jos Weeden anymore but remember the
• 59:13
  awesomeness when you were about to watch an episode of Buffy and this is when you
• 59:16
  hadn't seen them yet cuz they were new and it came up written and directed and
• 59:21
  you be like oh this is going to be good yeah because phone's going to be spot on
• 59:26
  yeah because they would just Farm out so many episodes in the season to other
• 59:32
  writers and and directors um so that you you would get
• 59:36
  some that are just like oh this isn't very good and then yeah which is why I
• 59:39
  think television's better now because they don't do that anymore they don't go
• 59:43
  we have to have 26 episodes they go if we've only got enough for 12 episodes
• 59:47
  that are good we're making 12 episodes and in fact sometimes I look at and I
• 59:51
  like 12 or 13 I'm like w you've probably paded this out
• 1:00:56
  Australia or in America as well because halfway through filming when they
• 1:01:01
  started going through the the studio just didn't know what they had and the
• 1:01:03
  network was like just tell us what the best episodes are and we'll play those
• 1:01:07
  first and hopefully people get into it and then we just play the rest [ __ ] yeah
• 1:01:11
  and then so when you watch it it was really uneven like cuz the whole thing
• 1:01:15
  was the power dynamic between the two main characters who kind of were friends
• 1:01:20
  and then enemies and then Frenemies and you know so but it just jumped around
• 1:01:24
  and there were four episodes they didn't show at all and when you where they
• 1:01:28
  brought the DVD out years later they had them in the Airing episode the broadcast
• 1:01:33
  what order not the correct order and the four episodes were there but on a
• 1:01:40
  separate disc as bonus not put back into the thing and then I realized how does
• 1:01:44
  this [ __ ] happen when you download it on the Pirate Bay it's also in the wrong
• 1:01:50
  order right so I have gone through done they've done a
• 1:01:54
  DVD so the wrong order labed 1 to 24 or
• 1:01:58
  whatever and then 25 26 27 28 are the omed episodes so I've gone through now
• 1:02:04
  and reordered it just Bas I've researched and reordered it in my own
• 1:02:08
  thing and I'm I'm tempted to reupload this to the [ __ ] Pirate Bay being
• 1:02:12
  like but how does this Happ don't say that and don't do it how does this
• 1:02:16
  happen how if it like if it's actually nonsensical which and because I know
• 1:02:21
  this has happened with other shows too I'm trying to remember Firefly Firefly yeah oh yeah
• 1:02:27
  something else too where it was very obvious that that's what had happened
• 1:02:30
  and it's like how how are you not fixing it firly didn't even play the first
• 1:02:35
  episode until week three it's when Executives think they know better than
• 1:02:40
  the creatives not understanding what they're actually even I guess it's the
• 1:02:44
  same thing as like with these Buffy releases where you can see the cameraman
• 1:02:47
  like did no one watch this the [ __ ] are you doing why does no one have a problem
• 1:02:51
  with this yeah look I think I think they do but it does look better as a whole
• 1:02:57
  for a lot of it and like we could spend the money to fix it or we could just see
• 1:03:01
  if anyone see if enough people give a [ __ ] first and fix it clear not enough
• 1:03:07
  people people are sort of people are sort of mentioning it but they're not
• 1:03:10
  really up in arms complaining or we're still watching it and they're getting
• 1:03:14
  the money and still it does look better Buffy was like that anyway because if
• 1:03:17
  you remember Buffy was shot week to week had written week to week as well a lot
• 1:03:22
  so there were continuity errors that they had to go back and fix and even
• 1:03:27
  things like when you're watching on the DVDs there'd be shots that were really
• 1:03:31
  grainy just one shot in the middle really grainy and if you listen to the
• 1:03:34
  director's commentary on the DVDs they be like oh yeah we underexposed this and
• 1:03:37
  had to just boost it up and I remember at the time thinking like why didn't you
• 1:03:40
  just do it again and do it right but they had limited time a limited budget
• 1:03:45
  and once they shot it that was it there was no going back but even [ __ ] like
• 1:03:49
  Dara who it was just uh Julie Benz was in not even like the first handful of
• 1:03:55
  episodes an Angel kills her yeah and then later on you learn oh they were you
• 1:04:00
  know they were they were lovers and they had lived together for 200 years and
• 1:04:04
  he's obsessed with her and it's like hang on a minute he just killed her you
• 1:04:08
  know that yeah he killed her like she was nothing do make any like if you
• 1:04:12
  think about it too much it doesn't make any sense yeah yeah and that's the thing
• 1:04:17
  with television I think and movies in general you do need just have to just
• 1:04:21
  accept things well as you were saying Luke you never used to be able to go
• 1:04:25
  back so you were just you always just no one's going to remember yeah no one's
• 1:04:30
  going to remember that she was she was just each bat on her corpse yeah she was
• 1:04:35
  the first character in the first episode first person you saw
• 1:04:42
  y yeah her and Drew are in Angel
• 1:04:48
  currently I was like oh yeah I was like oh yeah I remember why I liked this so
• 1:04:55
  much when I was a teenager M good
• 1:05:01
  casting yeah you know where there's a lot of really likable
• 1:05:06
  teenagers oh
• 1:05:12
  God also probably Jeffrey Island looks looks like Luke's gonna be abstaining
• 1:05:18
  from the after party this week for legal reasons are these are these teenagers
• 1:05:22
  played by 30y olds though I think it's it's it's it's actually I think it's
• 1:05:26
  just Julie Benz and Juliet landow and they're they're a bit older now I think
• 1:05:30
  you'll find I think Juliet landow was of age even back in the day right oh Julie
• 1:05:35
  Benz as well right how was Julie Ben yeah I think so of age don't say it like
• 1:05:42
  that I think I think you're fine we could have if we wanted to legally
• 1:05:47
  speaking I mean yeah me J Weeden did yeah uh Julie wanted to get fired Julie
• 1:05:53
  Julie bands is 49 so okay yeah so definitely definitely over 18 now is
• 1:05:59
  what you're saying yeah she think the only one back who would have been sort
• 1:06:04
  of under 18 at the time would have been
• 1:06:08
  um what's her name um yeah Eliza disu
• 1:06:13
  is she was 16 I remember cuz I read that which was problematic because they wrote
• 1:06:18
  her so sexy she was the yeah she was the most overtly sexual character and she
• 1:06:23
  was 16 that's pretty creepy and now we know about J Wen sort of
• 1:06:28
  makes it worse yeah and we know about her past exactly we know what happened
• 1:06:33
  to her on previous films exactly she had uh yeah she was I'm trying to think of
• 1:06:38
  the correct word people stop being terrible you know where you can be
• 1:06:44
  terrible nowhere the after party nope if you want to if you want to come along
• 1:06:50
  head to patreon.com nerdgasm after that [ __ ]
• 1:06:54
  pitch no holds bar in the Afterparty many many holds many bars some holds
• 1:07:01
  you're right Y come to the bar and I'll hold you yeah luk thinks he can stop us
• 1:07:05
  don't accept a drink from Dan it's not drinks that I'm giving
• 1:07:11
  out Luke luk Luke's like I'm going to confiscate all these drinks just for
• 1:07:16
  your own sake course I'm just going to sit over here and drink them like Luke
• 1:07:20
  you're going to ingest a lot of Ro Hypno buddy that's all for this week oh even
• 1:07:25
  Matt doesn't laugh at that now does he all right fine thank you for listening
• 1:07:28
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• 1:07:33
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