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James Cameron’s Fishy Beginning – Xenomania 35 · Xenomania

• 0:15
  Kearns: Hey, welcome back to Xenomania, everybody.
• 0:21
  You didn't, you didn't bring the enthusiasm.
• 0:23
  I was hoping for John.
• 0:25
  That was like a Simpsons character.
• 0:26
  He is like, Hey,
• 0:28
  Ryan: Chalmers here.
• 0:31
  Kearns: super Nintendo Childers.
• 0:32
  We should change your name on, on this to that.
• 0:36
  For those of you who didn't hear in an earlier episode, we were talking about
• 0:39
  a day at work and, Ryan was dressed up in a nice suit and one of our coworker,
• 0:43
  we work in education just so everybody knows, and one of our coworkers
• 0:48
  called him Super Nintendo Chalmers.
• 0:50
  He yelled at across the parking lot too, which made it even better.
• 0:53
  Ryan: of an empty parking lot.
• 0:55
  Kearns: Oh, it's pretty good.
• 0:56
  title of Ryan's memoirs now.
• 0:58
  But yeah.
• 0:59
  Welcome to Zeno Man.
• 1:01
  And tonight we are talking about piranha to the,
• 1:07
  the deuce.
• 1:08
  That's what they should have called it.
• 1:10
  Ryan: there's two.
• 1:11
  Kearns: It's, it's the swarm.
• 1:12
  What is it?
• 1:13
  It's the,
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  Jon: alternate.
• 1:15
  It's alternately the spawning or flying fish.
• 1:18
  Ryan: one.
• 1:19
  I
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  Kearns: I like both for this because the spawning sounds better, but
• 1:24
  Ryan: So three titles.
• 1:26
  All right.
• 1:26
  Jon: Hmm.
• 1:27
  Ryan: That's what came up when I watched it and I was like,
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  I thought it was this spawn.
• 1:31
  Jon: Interesting.
• 1:32
  Ryan: movie.
• 1:34
  This is the wrong one.
• 1:35
  Jon: I have the blu-ray, the case in the covers call it the spawning, and
• 1:40
  the actual video says flying fish or
• 1:44
  Ryan: Fish
• 1:45
  Jon: say flying killers.
• 1:46
  Ryan: you don't even find out until like, what, halfway through
• 1:49
  the movie that they can fly.
• 1:51
  But like, I, say this,
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Ryan: isn't bad.
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  We have.
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  A great direction by James Cameron in his first film.
• 2:01
  Even I, well, I, I
• 2:03
  Jon: Maybe,
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  Ryan: he dis so he disowned it.
• 2:05
  I mean,
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  Jon: maybe.
• 2:06
  Ryan: the Terminator, his first Directoral
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  Debut, but this Piranha Two's okay story.
• 2:13
  It's just there's a lot of uncomfortable moments or an uncomfortable moment,
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  Kearns: there's allegations of James Cameron having been
• 2:20
  fired from this picture.
• 2:23
  Jon: That he may have only, he may have only done two or three weeks,
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  or he may have done the whole thing.
• 2:28
  He may have been locked out of editing.
• 2:30
  He may have snuck into the editing and edited his own
• 2:33
  version that no one's ever seen.
• 2:36
  Kearns: Lots of stories about the video.
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  Asus from 300 and or the producer and screenwriter and director of Piranha
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  to
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  Jon: and
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  Ryan: Cameron.
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  Jon: moved to Italy.
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  Kearns: Yeah.
• 2:53
  Interesting stuff.
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  No,
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  the
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  Asus, it's either a dental disease or one of the like leaders of a Greek city state.
• 3:05
  The smelling,
• 3:06
  Jon: was thinking it's a more appropriate name for hemorrhoids.
• 3:10
  Kearns: Ooh
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  asus.
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  Jon: is really acting up tonight.
• 3:14
  Kearns: Oh, it's a good thing to tell your boss when you guys call out, by the way.
• 3:17
  And just a sinus.
• 3:18
  All right, bye.
• 3:19
  Jon: Using that as a reason this year.
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  Kearns: Put it in the website.
• 3:25
  Ryan: I
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  Jon: I have asin.
• 3:25
  Can't
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  Ryan: that
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  Jon: make it to work today.
• 3:28
  Ryan: You know John's got as, yeah, it's just blowing.
• 3:32
  It's just like cartman from that episode.
• 3:35
  digress though.
• 3:35
  Jon: Perfect.
• 3:36
  Kearns: It won't change the way the cafeteria smells.
• 3:38
  Oh, anyway, back to Piranha two.
• 3:41
  I've never seen a movie that brought to mind Jaws two and Jaws three, so
• 3:46
  much as like some weird like merging of the two, like the Campiness and
• 3:51
  awfulness of Jaws three, which was also what was good about Jaws three with
• 3:56
  some of the different set points of Jaws two and all the underwater scenes.
• 4:00
  There's so many underwater scenes in both, so that that sort of
• 4:04
  parallelism between the two franchises definitely continues a bit.
• 4:08
  And the chief of course,
• 4:09
  Jon: Before we go too far,
• 4:11
  Kearns: Bishop,
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  Jon: you guys.
• 4:13
  Kearns: no,
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  no one gives
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  Jon: a blind rank,
• 4:17
  Kearns: Jigsaw.
• 4:18
  Jon: and it, it is a, it is a blind rank with the entirety.
• 4:28
  You'll have to guess.
• 4:30
  I lost my train of thought.
• 4:31
  Whoa.
• 4:33
  All right.
• 4:35
  Kearns: I met her.
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  She's nice.
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  Mary Sina.
• 4:39
  Yeah,
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  Jon: Yeah.
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  Kearns: I was doing not chiller, was it?
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  Monster Mania?
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  I did something.
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  She was signing at one of them.
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  I think it might have been chiller actually, where she was,
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  Jon: know what?
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  I think she was a chiller.
• 4:52
  Kearns: she was a chiller.
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  She was super nice.
• 4:54
  John Cusack was also nice, but he looks bad.
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  Ryan: is
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  Jon: Yeah,
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  Ryan: Lance Hendrickson
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  Kearns: It is sad 'cause I love him so much.
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  Ryan: Okay.
• 5:03
  Jon: it is not.
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  Kearns: Good, John.
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  Good for, for not letting that happen again.
• 5:09
  Jon: even think Lance Hendrickson is in mimic.
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  Ryan: three.
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  Jon: One through five for mimic.
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  Ryan: be safe.
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  Three.
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  Kearns: one.
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  Oh, mimic
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  Ryan: Oh, I love the
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  Kearns: two for me.
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  I liked mimic
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  Ryan: 'cause I don't know, like that's Stephen Kingly,
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  so it's gonna haunt me, man.
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  It's gonna haunt me.
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  Kearns: going with my heart tonight.
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  Jon: now,
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  Kearns: Well, I mean,
• 5:35
  if there was anyone I could possibly win, it would be a Stephen King one.
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  Jon: movie number
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  Kearns: All right.
• 5:41
  Jon: cabin fever two.
• 5:45
  This time it's spreading.
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  Ryan: I've
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  Kearns: it
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  spread plenty in the first one.
• 5:52
  I remember that as well.
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  One of the hottest disease ridden sex scenes I've ever seen in my life.
• 5:59
  Of course, Sean.
• 6:00
  Sean from Boy Meets World.
• 6:01
  Yeah, he bores Listerine on it.
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  Ryan: I've seen bits and pieces
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  Kearns: I did five as well.
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  That movie's, hot Garbage.
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  Jon: I actually kinda liked it.
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  Kearns: Think Of course you did.
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  Jon: All right.
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  Ready?
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  Movie number three.
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  This is the 2019.
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  2019. David
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  Kearns: Guillermo del Toro.
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  Okay.
• 6:24
  No, not Guillermo del Toro, the new one.
• 6:27
  It is a good thing actually, because I didn't dislike this one, but I didn't
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  like it as much as like Golden Army.
• 6:33
  Ryan: interpretation, but David Harbert does it strictly from
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  Kearns: I.
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  Ryan: I believe, and I feel I should say while Ron Prom.
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  It's more like the comic mixed with GMO Del Toros.
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  Like magic.
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 6:47
  Kearns: Yeah,
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  Ron Perlman.
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  Jon: Perman needed less makeup.
• 6:51
  Kearns: I just started following him on Instagram.
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  He is got like, he had this cryptic shit he was doing and he was like,
• 6:57
  it's coming soon and when it hits, you won't know what hit you when it hits
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  and then it like goes away and then you subscribe to the thing and it's
• 7:08
  just him saying more cryptic shit.
• 7:09
  I still haven't figured out what's happening, but Ron Perlman's
• 7:12
  got something cooking everybody.
• 7:14
  Ryan: Oh,
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  Kearns: It's not a movie.
• 7:16
  It's like end of the world shit.
• 7:17
  I think Ron Perlman's lost his mind.
• 7:19
  Jon: I mean, it's possible.
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  Kearns: I wish I did three for Hellboy, by the way.
• 7:25
  Jon: All right.
• 7:26
  Ryan: more than the Crooked Man.
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  Even that one's not bad, but,
• 7:32
  Kearns: More than Mimic.
• 7:34
  More than Mimic
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  Jon: any guesses what this topic is?
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  Kearns: Oh, good.
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  Call Movies with makeup and then
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  Cabin Fever Two.
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  Jon: But.
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  Kearns: Cabin Fever, two Hellboy and Mimic.
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  Jon: Is a tough one.
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  Ryan: sea Creatures.
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  Kearns: Yeah.
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  So far.
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  Jon: No sea
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  Kearns: see there is, it's pretty good though, except for a cabin fever too.
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  Hmm.
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  Jon: All right.
• 8:03
  Kearns: They usually are somewhat loosely tied to our, our video or our episode, but
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  Jon: tied to our episode.
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  Kearns: I a video sitis movies.
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  Jon: No, but you're not.
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  He's
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  Kearns: Ooh, what
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  Jon: number four and he is not a producer.
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  Kearns: screenwriter Screen dune.
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  Jon: the one.
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  Ryan: Four.
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  Jon: Ryan.
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  Kearns: Yeah, that leaves us open for a pretty big What if
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  for number one, that scares me.
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  This actually wouldn't be a, this wouldn't,
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  Ryan: Patrick
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  Kearns: I mean, it's got sting in it.
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  It could live in number one.
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  I might, I might put this at number one.
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  Ryan: I'm locked
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  Jon: Ooh.
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  Kearns: I love doing so God damn much.
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  Ryan: Flush.
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  Kearns: You know what?
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  I'm gonna do it because so far the only difference we have is Mimic
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  and Hellboy are swapped to one spot.
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  So I'm gonna be a trailblazer.
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  Dune is number one this week, everybody.
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  And fuck you.
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  Jon: All right.
• 9:06
  Let's see.
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  If you come to regret that decision, do you have a guess yet?
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  I,
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  Kearns: Probably if it's not the greatest movie ever, I don't
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  mind it being at number four.
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  All right.
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  A guess for what it could be.
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  Ryan: yeah.
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  Hell mimic doing cabin fever,
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  Kearns: costumes.
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  I don't know man.
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  Ryan: special effects, best
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  Kearns: I got nothing on this one.
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  Jon: Nope, because three of the four are outside of the eighties.
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  Ryan: too.
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  Damn it.
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  Kearns: Ooh,
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  I gave us a hint.
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  The video of I es sinus is involved with what the topic is.
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  Jon: There is a direct correlation between Ovideo Sitis, James Cameron
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  Pana two, and this list of movies.
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  No.
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  Ryan: Nah,
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  Kearns: were direct to video.
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  No, I don't think Deon was.
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  Jon: Dune and Hell Hellboy and Mimic Head Theater, I
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  Kearns: Yeah.
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  Del Boy.
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  Yeah.
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  Mimic was big theater movie.
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  Jon: two.
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  Kearns: I saw Mimic in the theater actually.
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  Jon: All right.
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  Our number one
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  Kearns: Let's see.
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  The last one or, or is it John or is that our number four movie.
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  Jon: well, it's our fifth movie.
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  You're locked in at number four.
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  Ryan's locked
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  Kearns: Yeah.
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  Jon: one.
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  Let's see who's happy and who's said.
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  Kearns: I hope it's two girls, one cup.
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  Oh, you know what?
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  I'm cool with this being number three or number four.
• 10:26
  Ryan: Oh, oh,
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  Kearns: it's the guy Hold on.
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  Go back.
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  Ryan: about too.
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  Kearns: What's his name?
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  It's not, no, he's an alien.
• 10:32
  Three in Mimic though.
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  Ryan: dog, by the way, in Alien
• 10:35
  Kearns: You know who I'm talking about.
• 10:35
  Ryan: and David Fincher.
• 10:36
  Kearns: I
• 10:37
  Ryan: No, Dave has the Alien.
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  Three has,
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  Kearns: thought that was Aliens
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  Ryan: Dog.
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  And David Fincher does a good job directing it, even though he it away.
• 10:45
  Kearns: The Alien.
• 10:46
  Ryan: And I should have taken the chance to put the mimic at
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  one, but I'll take Alien three.
• 10:53
  Kearns: I don't know about Dune being up there, but I mean, dune is not a
• 10:57
  way worse movie than mimic Hellboy Alien three or Cabin Fever too.
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  So whatever.
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  Jon: bold.
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  Kearns: It's probably one of the biggest productions out of all these movies.
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  I have no idea what the through line is.
• 11:09
  Jon: Oh
• 11:09
  Kearns: There's one actor who's in two of these movies and I don't know his name
• 11:13
  Jon: These were all movies that were disavowed by their directors.
• 11:18
  Kearns: Ah, mimick was
• 11:21
  Jon: Yep, yep.
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  Every single
• 11:23
  Kearns: Mimick was good.
• 11:24
  Jon: didn't go into details, but
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  Ryan: Okay.
• 11:26
  Jon: yeah.
• 11:27
  Kearns: Huh?
• 11:28
  Jon: You know what
• 11:29
  Kearns: I should have probably thought about that for a little bit longer.
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  'cause that that was definitely doable.
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  We could have gotten that.
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  Jon: I, you know what though?
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  I
• 11:37
  Kearns: I.
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  Jon: I may explore why there's those movies.
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  Were disavowed for a Patreon episode.
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  Kearns: Yay Patreon.
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  Let's do it.
• 11:47
  Jon: Yeah,
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  Kearns: Let's doune it.
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  Doune mimic Cowboy Alien Three and Cabin Fever two.
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  Ryan: a chance.
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  Kearns: What do you think everybody?
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  I can tell the listeners like My list better than Ryan's.
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  I can just feel it.
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  Jon: I'm having a hard time scoring this one.
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  Ryan: it's,
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  Kearns: Nice.
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  That means we've done good Ry.
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  Ryan: over Mimic.
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  That's what's gonna slide it.
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  Oh, no, wait, hold on.
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  Yeah, that might slide it.
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  Yeah.
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  Kearns: I Mimic Over Hellboy.
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  Jon: Yeah, it's gonna be, you got mimic closest to where
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  I would put it on this list.
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  'cause I think I would've put mimic at one
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  Kearns: Oh, I wanted to, but I can never put the first movie at number one.
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  That's crazy.
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  Unless it's like my favorite movie.
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  Jon: that's the trap.
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  Kearns: I would've liked to have done mimic, probably Dune Alien three.
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  Hellboy Cabin Fever two.
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  Ryan: Yeah.
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  Kearns: That would've been my ideal list.
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  Jon: think I probably go
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  Ryan: Mm-hmm.
• 12:45
  Jon: mimic Alien three.
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  Ryan: Yeah,
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  Kearns: Ooh,
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  Jon: Dune Hellboy, cabin Fever two.
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  Ryan: flip hell
• 12:54
  Kearns: okay.
• 12:55
  As long as we all hate Cabin Fever two
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  Jon: I didn't hate it.
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  I thought, I thought it was actually a fairly enjoyable piece of shit.
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  Ryan: It's not,
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  Jon: It's not good.
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  Kearns: now.
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  But if you're enjoying watching a movie for how bad it is, then it's
• 13:09
  a job well done in another way.
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  Right.
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  Jon: If it
• 13:12
  Kearns: All right, everybody.
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  Jon: out of this world and into a shitty other world, I'm, I'm cool with it.
• 13:18
  Ryan: the
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  Kearns: you go.
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  Ryan: the American version.
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  When I saw that, I was like, what the hell?
• 13:23
  Kearns: I'm gonna start requesting from the viewership.
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  'cause I can't wa I can't find anything to watch.
• 13:27
  I don't just watch exclusively horror either, or just movies.
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  So if you guys can give me an anime or a, I like Shonan,
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  not isaka, weirdos and movies.
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  I like fantasy movies.
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  I mean, not, I'm not looking for like rom-coms or comedies, although I will get
• 13:43
  down with a rom-com every now and again.
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  But just like something to watch that I haven't seen before.
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  That's what's killing me is I spend an hour and 20 minutes looking for
• 13:50
  something I haven't seen before.
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  And then I'll watch something great from 1989
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  Jon: Mm-hmm.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  Kearns: So it's just that time waste.
• 13:58
  Jon: Yep.
• 13:58
  Ryan: this earlier, carryon the guy from the Kingsman Patrick, Jason
• 14:03
  Bateman, I'm sorry, very diehard, but with its own unique Today's twist.
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  good film, good action film.
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  You know, you don't get tired of it and it's got juice from sense of anarchy.
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  I mean, come on.
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  How can you beat that?
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  Kearns: I like Bateman as the bad guy.
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  And it, it was, that was an, that was an interesting watch.
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  I did.
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  I consume a lot of media.
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  I watch movies.
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  Like if I can be doing two things at once, I'm usually watching
• 14:32
  a movie at the same time,
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  Ryan: That's why I
• 14:34
  Kearns: usually.
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  Jon: Yep.
• 14:36
  Ryan: Sylvania.
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  I know, I thought I finished, I thought I finished it.
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  No
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  Kearns: Oh
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  Turn brother.
• 14:43
  No Turn
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  some respect on the name, bro.
• 14:46
  Ryan: I,
• 14:48
  Kearns: That thing's a work of art man.
• 14:50
  No turn for anything that could actually.
• 14:52
  Do anything with success or be successful at all, not being the
• 14:56
  original Sylvania show on Netflix.
• 14:59
  I am shocked how good NOC turn turned out.
• 15:01
  It's, it's better
• 15:03
  of the seasons of Sylvania.
• 15:05
  Ryan: in one season or series.
• 15:08
  You're, they're avoiding him.
• 15:12
  Kearns: I'm not gonna tell you a goddamn thing about Simon.
• 15:15
  You know, what you can do is about Simon.
• 15:17
  You can, you can just hope and pray while you watch each and every episode,
• 15:22
  and
• 15:22
  maybe you'll be happy and maybe you won't.
• 15:24
  Jon: and PS
• 15:25
  Kearns: It's, it's so easy to spoil this shit.
• 15:28
  Don't spoil this shit.
• 15:29
  No, I love Simon.
• 15:30
  Are you kidding me?
• 15:31
  Simon's Quest, maybe you know how long my dumb little ass was trying
• 15:35
  to figure out how to jump over that wall in Simon's Quest, how long hours
• 15:41
  writing down those stupid codes.
• 15:43
  And then, you know, you never get the capitals right or
• 15:45
  anything, and you're just.
• 15:47
  Ryan: regular
• 15:48
  Kearns: was crazy.
• 15:50
  Or is that regular?
• 15:50
  Nintendo?
• 15:51
  Simons Quest was regular.
• 15:52
  Nintendo.
• 15:53
  Yeah.
• 15:53
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 15:54
  Kearns: Anyway, moving on, we're talking about Piranha two, the Flying
• 15:58
  Beast bats or whatever they're called.
• 16:00
  this one came out in 1987, correct?
• 16:03
  Jon: 80.
• 16:06
  Kearns: Oh 82.
• 16:07
  1982. That's right.
• 16:09
  1982. I was a little off everybody.
• 16:11
  Sometimes they just throw numbers out there to see if the
• 16:13
  guys know and they always know.
• 16:15
  So that's good.
• 16:16
  Jon: few short reviews for you to start us off.
• 16:19
  Kearns: ooh.
• 16:19
  Yay.
• 16:21
  Jon: I have a four star,
• 16:22
  Kearns: Theme four star.
• 16:23
  Jon: five.
• 16:23
  I just loved this one Flying piranhas.
• 16:27
  Why not?
• 16:28
  Ryan: That's just simple.
• 16:29
  Jon: kind of agree.
• 16:30
  Why not?
• 16:32
  Yeah, the, I got some shorter ones this time.
• 16:35
  I have a two and a half star one, which is probably about
• 16:38
  where this movie slots for me,
• 16:41
  Ryan: Okay.
• 16:42
  Jon: I don't agree with how he gets there better than the
• 16:45
  overrated first film, which sucks.
• 16:49
  This
• 16:49
  Kearns: Ooh.
• 16:50
  Jon: and fun.
• 16:53
  Kearns: I don't disagree with that either.
• 16:54
  The first one doesn't suck, but it's not, it's not what it's trying to be.
• 16:59
  Jon: Yeah.
• 17:01
  Kearns: I then I agree that this one is what it's trying to be.
• 17:04
  Jon: And then our half star
• 17:07
  Kearns: Shark, nato,
• 17:09
  Jon: half star, Ew.
• 17:11
  So not worth it.
• 17:13
  Kearns: I mean, that's, at least they got it over with quickly.
• 17:18
  Ryan: right off.
• 17:20
  Kearns: It's a half star.
• 17:21
  Ryan: can't even put a half
• 17:22
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 17:23
  Pull it right off.
• 17:25
  Ryan: unless it's possible.
• 17:27
  I,
• 17:29
  Kearns: I dunno.
• 17:30
  Jon: It
• 17:30
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 17:31
  Jon: that was an Amazon review.
• 17:32
  Ryan: say, I didn't think you could do
• 17:33
  Kearns: You can do a half star on Amazon Vicious.
• 17:37
  Jon: It, it was
• 17:38
  Kearns: Holy crap.
• 17:39
  Jon: either Amazon or Letterbox.
• 17:40
  I don't remember which one I pulled that from.
• 17:43
  Kearns: I don't know.
• 17:43
  I I, for those of you listening, I'm, I'm a prolific author and I did
• 17:48
  not, I was not aware of the half star reviews, and I'm glad, because that
• 17:52
  would mean somebody gave me a half at one point and I would be, I would know
• 17:56
  and I would be very upset
• 17:57
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 17:59
  Kearns: if they put like two, and I, yeah, me too.
• 18:02
  I like to write.
• 18:02
  If I'm gonna review something good, bad or ugly, I'm gonna
• 18:05
  put in decent amount of wordage.
• 18:08
  Looks like you got a PBR there, John.
• 18:10
  I know it's not one, but it looks like one.
• 18:12
  Ryan: trader Joe's.
• 18:14
  Jon: just a, it's a
• 18:15
  Kearns: No, it's the Trader Joe's.
• 18:17
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 18:17
  Kearns: It's a tr
• 18:18
  Jon: Yeah, man.
• 18:20
  Kearns: Yeah, those things.
• 18:21
  I mean, he, he hooked me on one of those cases one week, or maybe it was you, Ryan,
• 18:26
  convinced me to buy them
• 18:27
  and I did, and they were good.
• 18:29
  Ryan: This is heaven
• 18:33
  Kearns: Look at me not remembering the story at all.
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• 18:36
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• 18:41
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• 18:43
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• 18:51
  Jon: Are, are we sure about that recommendation?
• 18:55
  Kearns: No, probably not.
• 18:56
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• 19:00
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• 19:01
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• 19:01
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• 19:04
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• 19:06
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• 19:07
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• 19:14
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• 19:16
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  Ryan: what is it?
• 19:21
  Kearns: No, let's see.
• 19:23
  Jon: some high level British or European watches.
• 19:28
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• 19:31
  So a little bit more on the nose, little bit more on the, anyway, they
• 19:34
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• 19:35
  Don't go to their website until they do.
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  All right, so
• 19:39
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• 19:41
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• 19:45
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• 20:00
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• 20:01
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  Ryan: yes.
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  Kearns: 100.
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  We're gonna have them,
• 20:09
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 20:10
  35.
• 20:11
  Kearns: are we on?
• 20:11
  35.
• 20:13
  Ryan: 65 episodes to go.
• 20:15
  We got it.
• 20:16
  A lot of horror films, but it
• 20:19
  Kearns: you go.
• 20:19
  Ryan: starts, it starts off like a slasher film in its own way,
• 20:24
  Jon: see you.
• 20:26
  You think it
• 20:26
  Kearns: Underground six.
• 20:28
  Jon: slasher film, and I get it from
• 20:29
  Kearns: Underwater
• 20:30
  Jon: sequence with the two, two lovers out boating who decide to try to have
• 20:37
  Kearns: sex.
• 20:38
  Ryan: the hell's going
• 20:39
  Jon: underwater
• 20:41
  Ryan: I
• 20:41
  Kearns: That's a trademark term.
• 20:43
  Scuba sex.
• 20:45
  Scuba sex.
• 20:47
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 20:47
  Kearns: I do.
• 20:48
  It's good stuff right there.
• 20:50
  So yeah, the scuba sex was, I mean, I happened to be watching that alongside
• 20:54
  John and I was like, what is this movie?
• 20:57
  Ryan: There's,
• 20:57
  Kearns: he just started laughing and he goes, it gets better.
• 21:00
  Jon: It does.
• 21:00
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 21:01
  Jon: so after your, your opening, that feels very much like a slasher for me.
• 21:05
  It really spends about 25 minutes or so
• 21:09
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 21:10
  Jon: like a disaster movie.
• 21:12
  you're introducing this cast of people.
• 21:16
  That they're gonna try to make you concerned enough when
• 21:19
  the actual disaster happens.
• 21:22
  Ryan: them.
• 21:23
  Kearns: Hmm.
• 21:24
  Jon: I mean, not, yeah, not completely successfully, but,
• 21:29
  you know, you have the, the woman chasing her doctor's future spouse.
• 21:36
  You have, you know, the older lady who's probably younger than at least two of us
• 21:42
  Kearns: Yeah,
• 21:43
  Jon: lusting after a lifeguard.
• 21:47
  Kearns: that makes me sad that I'm one of the old men in this scenario.
• 21:51
  God Damnit Ryan, you young bastard, you mustang among old, old stallions.
• 21:57
  Ryan: you Yeah, I was gonna say,
• 21:59
  Kearns: You do look older than me right now.
• 22:02
  are.
• 22:02
  All you gotta do is watch me bend down to, to pick up.
• 22:04
  That's 'cause I'm four feet tall and I'm five eight.
• 22:08
  But if I ever bend down to pick something up, you have to watch how strategically I
• 22:12
  move my body so I don't throw my back out.
• 22:14
  And that's right.
• 22:14
  Oh, that guy's over 40.
• 22:16
  Ryan: No,
• 22:17
  Kearns: shortage of women who are not ugly in this movie.
• 22:20
  The casting was very deliberate for sure.
• 22:23
  Ryan: got eaten up.
• 22:25
  one with the, the brown hair.
• 22:26
  I was very upset and I knew it was coming.
• 22:29
  blonde I didn't care so much for, but you know,
• 22:32
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 22:32
  Ryan: to rewind, The scuba, you know, the scuba tear pair, having
• 22:38
  fun and you hear that classic, the whatever that, noise and,
• 22:47
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 22:47
  Ryan: which I'm
• 22:48
  Jon: The only thing they kept.
• 22:50
  Ryan: But they also, they, there is a scene where they also mention the first
• 22:54
  film later on, so they do kinda catch
• 22:58
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 22:59
  Ryan: But it was nice to have that 'cause it's like you're connecting it,
• 23:03
  at least with the first film, which even if James Cameron said he's not
• 23:07
  a part of it, he does that very well.
• 23:09
  He connects like aliens for example.
• 23:12
  He connected it very well with Alien and makes him a good director in that way.
• 23:18
  Especially with the Avatar movies coming like 20 years apart.
• 23:22
  you need to have some like, you know, little connectivity there.
• 23:27
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 23:28
  Kearns: Listen, anything I can tell you about Jimmy, Jimmy C is that for
• 23:33
  those who grew up when we grew up, Ryan read about this in one of those books,
• 23:40
  but for people like John especially, and me a little bit, did James Cameron
• 23:46
  action movie was the Blockbuster film.
• 23:48
  That we grew up with.
• 23:49
  It was the thing, Terminator two, first of all, I watched that way too young,
• 23:54
  like horrifically young to see that movie.
• 23:57
  But that was like, those were the movies,
• 24:01
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 24:18
  Kearns: But yeah.
• 24:20
  And Titanic, right?
• 24:21
  Avatar, all those other amazing movies he did.
• 24:23
  Aquaman and and.
• 24:26
  Ryan: They, they got Kevin Smith to write the sequel.
• 24:29
  Those bastards?
• 24:31
  Kearns: But he's, James Cameron is insanely talented as a director.
• 24:34
  His vision and his ability to storyboard are unparalleled.
• 24:39
  I mean, I mean, there are other amazing directors of Scorsese, obviously, and
• 24:42
  all these other directors out there.
• 24:43
  I mean, John rattle off seven that you love right now.
• 24:46
  I'm sure you can.
• 24:47
  Jon: Oh, on, like that level,
• 24:50
  Kearns: No, just any director you feel like is amazingly talented.
• 24:53
  Jon: you know where I'm gonna start?
• 24:55
  Kearns: Let's do Romero
• 24:57
  Jon: Carpenter Brian De Palma's got some great movies.
• 25:01
  Scorsese, I, I think.
• 25:04
  Ryan: about Car
• 25:05
  Kearns: Ryan de Palmer's a good ad. I
• 25:08
  Ryan: Forest.
• 25:08
  Yo.
• 25:09
  Jumbo.
• 25:09
  Jon: Yeah.
• 25:11
  Kearns: hell yes, Ryan.
• 25:13
  Hell yes.
• 25:14
  Jon: I, I throw,
• 25:15
  Ryan: Ooh.
• 25:15
  Yes.
• 25:16
  Jon: some Oliver Stone in there too.
• 25:18
  Ryan: Mm.
• 25:19
  Kearns: Oh, the doors.
• 25:21
  Let's hear it.
• 25:21
  Let's, you know what's fun about Oliver Stone movies Looking for the
• 25:24
  Indian, there's the, where's that?
• 25:26
  Hey Lou, where's that little guy?
• 25:27
  Where's the Indian?
• 25:28
  He's around.
• 25:29
  Was there an Indian in what was the Oliver Stone movie?
• 25:33
  Malcolm X or did he do JFK?
• 25:35
  Which one did he do?
• 25:37
  He did.
• 25:37
  Was there an Indian JFK?
• 25:40
  Jon: probably,
• 25:41
  Kearns: gotta be an Indian somewhere in that movie.
• 25:43
  Jon: X brings up another one that we forgot.
• 25:45
  Spike Lee.
• 25:47
  Kearns: That's right, that's right.
• 25:49
  Spike Lee is another one.
• 25:50
  Yeah, you're absolutely right.
• 25:51
  That was like implanted in that two decade,
• 25:55
  Era of movies.
• 25:57
  Ryan: Western Sergio
• 25:58
  Kearns: Imprinted, I mean
• 25:59
  Yeah, fair enough.
• 26:01
  The way that they stole those movies, they stole Japanese Samurai movies and
• 26:05
  just put them in the West is wild to me.
• 26:08
  Ryan: he came out with for a few dollars more.
• 26:10
  And then that's what led to the good and the bad and the ugly.
• 26:14
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 26:14
  Ryan: yo Jimbo so
• 26:16
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 26:17
  Ryan: The sword against the
• 26:18
  Jon: What did the, what did that crappy Bruce Willis last man standing rip off,
• 26:25
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 26:25
  Yeah,
• 26:26
  Jon: eh, okay.
• 26:28
  Ryan: recycled.
• 26:30
  plot.
• 26:31
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 26:32
  Kearns: I don't, I don't dig that stuff, and that's what James Cameron doesn't do.
• 26:35
  Here we go, guys, we're circling back, but he doesn't, you can throw anything at
• 26:40
  him and he'll do something great with it.
• 26:42
  Jon: but it is
• 26:43
  Kearns: I,
• 26:43
  Jon: the producer of Piranha two will do,
• 26:46
  Kearns: yeah.
• 26:47
  Jon: Ovideo Asin
• 26:50
  also known as the Ripoff King.
• 26:54
  Kearns: Yeah, that, that's a shyster for sure.
• 26:56
  Jon: But I mean, born in Egypt.
• 26:59
  He ends up in Italy and that's a big, like, really that like
• 27:04
  Mediterranean rim there, Greece, Turkey,
• 27:10
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 27:11
  Jon: movies.
• 27:11
  There's a Turkish Star Wars, the Italians of Acinus himself ripped off Jaws.
• 27:18
  Ripped off the Exorcist.
• 27:20
  Like,
• 27:21
  Ryan: another rip off of yo Jimbo too.
• 27:23
  Funny enough.
• 27:25
  Okay.
• 27:27
  Jon: no, that was somebody else.
• 27:28
  I don't remember who, but I that Django series is somebody else.
• 27:32
  Ryan: Ooh.
• 27:33
  Kearns: I see the jaws behind you here, John, by the way,
• 27:36
  just above your mic.
• 27:38
  It's so good.
• 27:39
  Ryan: Is that how.
• 27:40
  Kearns: It's pretty sick.
• 27:42
  Jon: I love
• 27:42
  Kearns: I.
• 27:42
  Ryan: Okay.
• 27:44
  Jon: too.
• 27:44
  Ryan: something like, that's like different from like, a
• 27:47
  different artist's perspective.
• 27:50
  Oh, that's cool.
• 27:52
  Jon: Mm, mm-hmm.
• 27:53
  You wanna go?
• 27:54
  Kearns: Pretty cool.
• 27:54
  Jon: gotta look it up.
• 27:55
  I forget which country it might be.
• 27:56
  Kenya has a series of posters that are just outrageous.
• 28:03
  They're like African interpretations of Western movies.
• 28:08
  They're
• 28:08
  Kearns: I would love to line a wall with those.
• 28:11
  Yeah, it's pretty sick.
• 28:12
  Jon: them.
• 28:12
  I'll send 'em to you guys.
• 28:13
  They're so cool.
• 28:15
  Ryan: the New York
• 28:15
  Jon: I think they're a little expensive, but,
• 28:18
  Ryan: go visit you.
• 28:19
  visit you.
• 28:20
  No, that'd be.
• 28:21
  Kearns: They should do like a retro, not a retro, but I guess all art is
• 28:25
  retro, but just some, an art museum that dedicated to things like that.
• 28:30
  Pop culturey stuff that's actually worthwhile, not just
• 28:33
  Banksy and things like that.
• 28:35
  Banksy is worthwhile too, but you know what I mean?
• 28:38
  That would be cool.
• 28:40
  Anyway, piranha two.
• 28:41
  Everybody that's the episode.
• 28:43
  Have a good night.
• 28:45
  Jon: I mean, listen,
• 28:46
  Kearns: what?
• 28:47
  Ryan: Yes,
• 28:48
  Jon: it's very light on plot.
• 28:49
  You know, it's a, it's a lot of running around trying to figure out first what's
• 28:54
  people, and then how to stop flying
• 28:56
  Kearns: Yeah, so that's the other thing.
• 28:59
  I think that they changed the title, and I'm probably wrong about this, but they
• 29:01
  don't bring the flying part out until halfway through the movie or even further.
• 29:06
  So that's supposed to be a twist.
• 29:09
  So having the flying part in the title is kind of dumb.
• 29:12
  Ryan: because the lore is, they're afraid of the dark, right?
• 29:16
  They're in the darkness, and when that flying piranha comes
• 29:19
  out, it is, I mean, I get it.
• 29:20
  It's dark, it's nighttime, but that room is bright, brightly
• 29:24
  lit, it comes outta nowhere.
• 29:27
  So I'm like, all right, you're already messing up the lore.
• 29:29
  But to see that piranha fly out of that corpse.
• 29:32
  1982. It's a pretty cool special effects, especially when you're
• 29:35
  competing against Tom Sini
• 29:37
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 29:38
  Ryan: Greg Nicotero at that time.
• 29:41
  It's decent, decent for a low budget film.
• 29:43
  I think low
• 29:44
  Jon: Yep.
• 29:44
  Ryan: 1 45.
• 29:45
  145,000. Yeah.
• 29:48
  Jon: Yeah, it was, it was pretty low budget.
• 29:50
  Ryan: lower budget than
• 29:51
  Jon: It was pretty low budget.
• 29:52
  Yeah.
• 29:54
  Ryan: two, three, or,
• 29:56
  Jon: Probably not.
• 29:57
  Kearns: Yeah, it's pretty low.
• 29:58
  Jon: think some Italian money with it, so.
• 30:01
  Ryan: Hmm.
• 30:02
  Kearns: Ah, the Italian money,
• 30:04
  Jon: mean, they would throw money into these things.
• 30:06
  So
• 30:07
  Ryan: You need, you need to make Piranha two
• 30:10
  Kearns: you can't refuse.
• 30:11
  Ryan: of boobies.
• 30:13
  Jon: you guys,
• 30:15
  Kearns: The Lahan heist money.
• 30:18
  Ryan: No Pink Cadillacs gentlemen.
• 30:19
  No Pink Cadillacs.
• 30:21
  Jon: you guys ready for another review?
• 30:23
  Kearns: Yeah, let's do it.
• 30:25
  We're running.
• 30:25
  We're running into the ground over here.
• 30:27
  Jon: a one star.
• 30:29
  When I consider the quality of science fiction, it should have a
• 30:33
  certain amount of reality to make the other parts somewhat convincing.
• 30:39
  When it goes as far as this move flying piranha, it just gets dumb.
• 30:45
  If you choose to watch this, you will see fish flying through the
• 30:49
  air attacking people because they were bred like a loaf of bread.
• 30:55
  With flying fish, however, fish don't fly like birds hovering this movie
• 31:01
  could have been worse, but not much.
• 31:04
  Kearns: There could be hummingbirds, hummingbird, piranhas.
• 31:08
  You don't know lady?
• 31:10
  guessing lady.
• 31:11
  Might be a man.
• 31:12
  Felt like a lady.
• 31:13
  Ryan: Sharknado Five.
• 31:15
  Jon: I,
• 31:16
  Ryan: But
• 31:17
  Kearns: I think they all fly
• 31:18
  in this tornado.
• 31:20
  Isn't that like the transportation?
• 31:21
  Oh, I don't know.
• 31:22
  I didn't make it to like the sixth or seventh.
• 31:24
  One four.
• 31:24
  Jon: got through two, which is
• 31:29
  kind of an indictment, knowing how much I like terrible,
• 31:32
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 31:34
  Jon: that I couldn't get.
• 31:34
  Kearns: Well it was, it was mainstream.
• 31:37
  Terrible.
• 31:38
  Ryan: Floors.
• 31:39
  Kearns: John Terrible.
• 31:40
  Jon: forced.
• 31:40
  Terrible.
• 31:41
  Yeah, it was,
• 31:42
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 31:43
  I.
• 31:43
  Jon: Terrible.
• 31:44
  And if you know anything about asylum, that's what they do.
• 31:46
  They f have budgets about one or $2 million, they rip off a blockbuster
• 31:52
  and they just roll out, you know,
• 31:56
  Kearns: That.
• 31:56
  Jon: blister, former, a-list stars in a, in a movie that's not
• 32:02
  very good and not very enjoyable.
• 32:05
  Kearns: Well, speaking about shark NATOs, didn't that come
• 32:07
  out on the sci-fi channel?
• 32:09
  And this re reviewer said this is a sci-fi movie.
• 32:12
  I don't think this movie is a science fiction film, ma mam.
• 32:15
  Sir Mer,
• 32:16
  Jon: no.
• 32:18
  Ryan: No,
• 32:19
  Jon: it's also not a loaf of bread.
• 32:22
  Kearns: it's not a loaf of bread.
• 32:23
  It is not, it's not a delicious sourdough loaf of bread.
• 32:26
  Ryan: air, which if we, if we jump to that scene, that is a pretty cool scene
• 32:31
  when they're all coming outta the hotel.
• 32:33
  I, I do like that scene.
• 32:34
  They're all thinking they're gonna get some fish to eat
• 32:37
  and they get eaten themselves.
• 32:38
  Ironically,
• 32:40
  Jon: We want fish.
• 32:43
  want fish.
• 32:45
  We want fish.
• 32:47
  And I get fish.
• 32:50
  Kearns: I, you get Phish
• 32:52
  Jon: Yeah.
• 32:53
  Kearns: now with Lance Hendrickson in this movie.
• 32:56
  You, you're getting like some serious acting power coming through a bit
• 33:00
  and it does kind of confuse you while you're watching it 'cause you're
• 33:04
  like, oh, this is a serious scene.
• 33:05
  No, it's not.
• 33:06
  It's not a serious scene at all.
• 33:07
  Ryan: No.
• 33:08
  Jon: There are no serious scenes in Prana two despite their best efforts.
• 33:13
  Kearns: He had
• 33:14
  not yet done Alien
• 33:16
  at this point, right?
• 33:18
  Or had he done Alien?
• 33:20
  It was right there.
• 33:21
  Right?
• 33:21
  Isn't Alien, that's 79.
• 33:23
  Jon: yeah, he did alien by then.
• 33:25
  Yeah.
• 33:26
  Kearns: Can you imagine this being your freaking backup chick or
• 33:29
  whatever you call it, your rebound movie after Alien playing Bishop?
• 33:34
  Jon: no, he
• 33:34
  Kearns: Was he?
• 33:35
  Ryan: first,
• 33:36
  Kearns: Oh, he was the guy in Aliens.
• 33:38
  All right.
• 33:39
  the guy in Alien is the goofball.
• 33:41
  Yeah, you're right, you're right.
• 33:42
  Ryan: most noticeable film he ever did at that time, early in his career,
• 33:46
  was actually in 1975 Dog Day afternoon as he portrayed FBI agent Murphy.
• 33:52
  Kearns: oh,
• 33:53
  alright.
• 33:53
  So he did Aliens four years after this movie, so that's good for him.
• 33:57
  That's good because this piece of shit
• 34:00
  shouldn't be after aliens.
• 34:02
  Yeah.
• 34:02
  Jon: thing about Lance Henrickson is that he was
• 34:05
  Ryan: that's,
• 34:06
  Jon: started acting.
• 34:07
  Ryan: yeah.
• 34:08
  Kearns: Is that so?
• 34:09
  Jon: learned, he
• 34:11
  Kearns: Good
• 34:11
  Jon: read so he could
• 34:12
  Ryan: it.
• 34:13
  Jon: read scripts, basically.
• 34:14
  Ryan: Henrikson.
• 34:15
  Kearns: for him, man.
• 34:17
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 34:18
  He's, he is.
• 34:20
  He is always the best thing in a movie that he's in.
• 34:24
  Kearns: He is the best wrinkle
• 34:26
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 34:27
  Mm-hmm.
• 34:27
  Kearns: He wasn't in he looks like the Robo Robocop guy,
• 34:30
  but he's not Robocop guy.
• 34:32
  He,
• 34:33
  Jon: Weller.
• 34:34
  Peter
• 34:35
  Kearns: they both have the same severe facial features.
• 34:38
  Yeah.
• 34:40
  Ryan: That was, I
• 34:42
  Kearns: Oh yeah.
• 34:43
  Ryan: Bishop for a while.
• 34:44
  Nope.
• 34:44
  Kearns: Ah,
• 34:45
  Ryan: It's like,
• 34:46
  Jon: Rucker.
• 34:46
  Howers was so cool.
• 34:49
  Kearns: you know what?
• 34:50
  I thought it was Clint Howard, to be honest with you.
• 34:53
  That movie would've been a lot better if it was Clint Howard.
• 34:56
  Ryan: oh, we need a reboot of that.
• 34:58
  Kearns: Yeah, he's cream.
• 34:59
  Ryan: I am just joking.
• 35:00
  I'm
• 35:01
  Kearns: I can take that.
• 35:02
  We are chugging right along here.
• 35:03
  Everybody.
• 35:04
  We should wrap up on the, piranha too.
• 35:06
  There's not much else to talk about.
• 35:07
  There's lots of boobs.
• 35:09
  Jon: I mean, you have, you have Lance Hendrickson as a sheriff who
• 35:12
  can pilot any vehicle you give him
• 35:16
  Kearns: Yeah, he's phenomenal.
• 35:17
  Ryan: he
• 35:17
  Jon: car,
• 35:18
  Kearns: fighter, anything.
• 35:20
  Ryan: Did you guys find any, because that's him lifting the
• 35:24
  Jon: it.
• 35:24
  Ryan: up in the scene.
• 35:25
  Like when he's flying, that's him flying it.
• 35:27
  And I'm like,
• 35:28
  Jon: Yeah.
• 35:28
  Ryan: how to fly?
• 35:30
  Like you, you know, the actors, classic actors knew how to ride horses, right?
• 35:34
  That's like a gimme.
• 35:35
  Or maybe some of them knew how to drive boats, but a, a heli helicopter,
• 35:39
  Jon: I,
• 35:40
  Kearns: There's a rumor that one of the choppers almost killed James
• 35:42
  Cameron during the filming of this.
• 35:47
  Well, he is part of the, he's part of the corroboration of the story
• 35:50
  because he's one of the people that confirms that leak, so,
• 35:55
  yeah.
• 35:56
  Ryan: James Cameron's apocalypse now was
• 35:58
  Kearns: But I digress.
• 35:59
  Jon: yeah.
• 36:00
  Ryan: what led him to make the Terminator.
• 36:02
  That's great.
• 36:03
  Great law right there,
• 36:05
  Jon: you get fewer deaths, I think, than in the original,
• 36:09
  which is, you know, against
• 36:12
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 36:13
  Ryan: more
• 36:13
  Jon: rules.
• 36:16
  Kearns: Hmm.
• 36:16
  Ryan: debts, and they're more brutal.
• 36:18
  These weren't as brutal.
• 36:19
  Jon: But I think there was some more emotional deaths in this
• 36:23
  one, like Gabby and his kid.
• 36:26
  Ryan: That
• 36:26
  Jon: Like those are kind
• 36:27
  Kearns: Hmm.
• 36:27
  Ryan: when he grabs the watch, I was like, he's gonna get pulled into the water.
• 36:31
  he's looking at the watch and the piranha comes out of the dark and gets him in
• 36:34
  the neck, which again, against the lore.
• 36:36
  'cause he should, he's in the light.
• 36:38
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 36:38
  Ryan: be safe.
• 36:39
  But again, digressing on that, he gets attacked and it's just like, you feel so
• 36:43
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 36:43
  Ryan: father and he tries to blow 'em up too, which that fight
• 36:48
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 36:48
  Ryan: which now I know why they did the scene in the remake with Ving Rees.
• 36:53
  I wonder if that was like a like Yeah,
• 36:57
  Jon: It.
• 36:58
  Yeah.
• 36:59
  Ryan: Okay.
• 36:59
  Jon: it's kind of a nod to that scene.
• 37:01
  Yeah.
• 37:03
  Yeah.
• 37:04
  Kearns: A sentence I wasn't ready for tonight.
• 37:07
  Jon: You know, you,
• 37:08
  Kearns: You mean the gimp?
• 37:09
  You mean the gimp scene
• 37:11
  that you About
• 37:12
  Jon: Is a nod to Piranha too,
• 37:14
  Kearns: three gimp.
• 37:16
  I remember that all
• 37:18
  Jon: and, you know, you, you get that whole like, like the classic
• 37:22
  revenge set up with Gabby too, where he is like, you know, making his
• 37:26
  explosives and everything to go and get the Piha that killed his kid.
• 37:30
  He doesn't even get a chance to use it.
• 37:32
  Ryan: point, like maybe they didn't have the money and they
• 37:35
  had to go with that death.
• 37:36
  I would've like had 'em light up the dynamite and just blow himself up like,
• 37:43
  Kearns: I.
• 37:45
  Jon: Well, yeah, they, they've sort of, they sort of said it.
• 37:51
  Ryan: See,
• 37:51
  Kearns: And my contributions tonight are worthless.
• 37:54
  Ryan: going with the
• 37:55
  Jon: Don
• 37:55
  Ryan: Black
• 37:55
  Jon: Mo,
• 37:56
  Ryan: I sell drugs and legal stuff to the children.
• 38:01
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 38:02
  Jon: Jimmy, JJ Walker, man.
• 38:05
  Kearns: Jimmy, JJ Walker Sound all right.
• 38:10
  I like how the end is suspiciously, like the end of the first piranha.
• 38:14
  It's like pretty close to the same concept only instead of the smelting materials.
• 38:20
  This time it's Baboom.
• 38:22
  I.
• 38:23
  Ryan: they
• 38:23
  Jon: Yep.
• 38:23
  Ryan: bomb down, Anne and Tyler who?
• 38:26
  Tyler.
• 38:26
  Oh shocker.
• 38:27
  He works for the government and he's on leave like kind of investigate
• 38:32
  and make sure none of it happens.
• 38:34
  Like the piranhas aren't loose.
• 38:35
  And that's also where we find out that Anne mentions the first film.
• 38:39
  It's a little synopsis there.
• 38:41
  definitely from like a tagline or a
• 38:44
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 38:44
  Ryan: a movie.
• 38:45
  Just how she goes through every scene, but they drop off a bomb.
• 38:49
  And that scene I did get a little emotional as a movie goer, seeing
• 38:53
  Tyler getting like chewed up.
• 38:56
  'cause he, he's not a bad guy.
• 38:57
  He's trying to do the right thing.
• 38:59
  He's like on that thin line and it's like, ah, it's, his death was like,
• 39:05
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 39:06
  Ryan: to happen.
• 39:06
  But it didn't need to happen either.
• 39:08
  It was, it could have gone both ways.
• 39:11
  Jon: Yeah, he's the redemptive self-sacrifice.
• 39:14
  You know, he was res, partially responsible for the creation of flying
• 39:18
  piranhas, and he's gonna be responsible for the destruction of flying piranhas
• 39:24
  Ryan: of these piranhas.
• 39:26
  'cause there was not a lot of pictures of the piranhas from 78.
• 39:29
  Jon: they really didn't show 'em.
• 39:30
  They, you should be able to find a couple.
• 39:33
  Ryan: not that many.
• 39:34
  It's like here and there, but the flying ones, I, I need more of those.
• 39:38
  Jon: So let's close out with one more.
• 39:40
  One star.
• 39:41
  Kearns: Ooh.
• 39:41
  All right.
• 39:42
  Let's see it.
• 39:42
  Jon: One star.
• 39:45
  inappropriate nudity given the piranha theme.
• 39:50
  Although, to be
• 39:51
  Kearns: You want more Piran, nuity.
• 39:53
  Jon: Yeah.
• 39:53
  I think she, I think this person just wanted Piana boobies and was disappointed
• 39:58
  Kearns: some fish sticks, if you know what I mean.
• 40:01
  Sauce.
• 40:03
  Jon: I had, I had very poor reception for this movie, but had to shut it off
• 40:10
  midway anyway because of how bad it is.
• 40:13
  Ryan: See
• 40:14
  Kearns: Oh, okay.
• 40:16
  Ryan: there's so many other battle movies.
• 40:18
  This, this doesn't light a candle.
• 40:21
  It, it's a two and a half.
• 40:23
  I agree.
• 40:23
  It's a two and a half
• 40:24
  Jon: No, they, Yeah.
• 40:25
  It's a, it's about a two and a half star movie.
• 40:27
  It's a mid-level movie.
• 40:29
  It's.
• 40:31
  Lower than two and a half stars if you're watching it by yourself.
• 40:35
  But if you're watching it with some friends
• 40:37
  Kearns: oh.
• 40:37
  Jon: you know, having a drink or something, it's probably a
• 40:40
  four, four and a half star movie.
• 40:42
  'cause you can have so much fun watching this movie with people.
• 40:47
  Kearns: I agree.
• 40:47
  If this is a worthy watch, I don't know if I'd give it four and a half.
• 40:51
  I might, I might stick to a nice three and a half kind of thing outta
• 40:54
  five, but it's, it's a worthy watch.
• 40:58
  I mean, they, there's been a lot of movies we've covered on this
• 41:01
  show that are way better, that had less budgets and didn't have James
• 41:05
  Cameron on the project and stuff too.
• 41:07
  But this is what it is.
• 41:08
  It's a good movie and it's for that purpose.
• 41:11
  You're not going to watch an Oscar nominee.
• 41:15
  This is for fun.
• 41:16
  Jon: And
• 41:17
  Kearns: not fantasm.
• 41:18
  Jon: again, I think there's, I think this is my soapbox, not every movie
• 41:23
  has to be, award worthy movies can
• 41:26
  Kearns: Agreed.
• 41:26
  Jon: and you can have fun watching them if you go into it expecting,
• 41:31
  you're just gonna have an hour and a half to two hours of a diversion,
• 41:36
  Ryan: Yep.
• 41:37
  Jon: you know, you can find fun in almost anything.
• 41:39
  Kearns: Yep.
• 41:40
  There's a, it's a very rare thing for a movie to like piss me off like it some
• 41:46
  of these one star reviewers and I usually know what the ingredients are for that
• 41:49
  when it's trying for something but not putting any effort in, or it's like
• 41:53
  pretending to be trying for something.
• 41:54
  That's usually when I hate a movie.
• 41:56
  My god, what a gift.
• 41:58
  What a gift to all of you from us.
• 42:02
  This show was.
• 42:04
  So that's Piranha two.
• 42:06
  No scars guard in Piranha two.
• 42:09
  Like or lost.
• 42:13
  Yeah.
• 42:13
  Yeah, he did, he did get a mention.
• 42:17
  He's on the Mind.
• 42:17
  We talked about him last night.
• 42:19
  Kim and I were doing something and we brought up Scars guard.
• 42:21
  I forget why.
• 42:23
  And I shit on 'em.
• 42:24
  I think we were talking about the podcast and how I shit on
• 42:26
  'em, on the podcast all the time.
• 42:27
  Ryan: guest star.
• 42:28
  It's gonna be great.
• 42:29
  Kearns: Both of them.
• 42:30
  I think we were comparing them to the Hemsworth's, the other brothers that are
• 42:34
  enacting and she's like, you know what the difference is, is that I don't remember
• 42:37
  what any of the scars guards look like.
• 42:38
  And I was like, oh, what a burn.
• 42:40
  What a burn
• 42:42
  Jon: I can't tell
• 42:42
  Ryan: here on that one,
• 42:43
  Jon: the Hemsworth's apart.
• 42:44
  I don't think.
• 42:45
  Kearns: Now.
• 42:46
  Well, I'm not gonna argue with you on that 'cause it's a lose lose on my end.
• 42:50
  Like, well, Liam's abs taper in this direction.
• 42:54
  Chris is, lets.
• 42:58
  Glisten better in the sunlight
• 43:01
  Ryan: He is a God.
• 43:02
  He is a God, God of thunder.
• 43:04
  Kearns: the oil.
• 43:05
  Ryan: talk about a different God tonight,
• 43:07
  Kearns: I.
• 43:07
  Ryan: and that God is Lance Hendrickson.
• 43:09
  And I'm gonna give you my top five of Lance Hendrickson projects and
• 43:14
  we're going all over the board.
• 43:16
  We're going movies, we're going tv.
• 43:18
  And we're starting with number five with my favorite video game, trilogy of all
• 43:22
  time, mass Effect, where he portrays the voice of Admiral Steven Hackett.
• 43:27
  He kinda leads you as Commander Shepherd through your journey as you try to save
• 43:32
  the galaxy from Reapers, the Saren, the elusive man played by Martin Sheen.
• 43:40
  It's a phenomenal RPG highly recommend it, and again, has Lance Henrickson
• 43:46
  in a very important role as Admiral Steven Hackett, to which my number four.
• 43:53
  I gotta go with the Millennium created by Chris Carter of xFi Fame.
• 43:58
  I'm a big xFi fan, so of course Millennium is in the same universe.
• 44:02
  He plays ex FBI Agent Frank Black, who is now a consultant with the ability
• 44:07
  to see inside the minds of criminals working for a mysterious organization
• 44:11
  known as the Millennium Group.
• 44:13
  And there is a great crossover, I think from season seven of the X-Files.
• 44:17
  And we get Frank Black, meaning Fox molder.
• 44:21
  just, and yes, John.
• 44:24
  Sorry.
• 44:26
  I was gonna say it's a nice little
• 44:27
  Jon: No, finish.
• 44:28
  Finish.
• 44:29
  Ryan: spooky molder meet with Frank Black,
• 44:34
  Jon: Uhhuh I, I think the X-Files probably has the two best least seen spinoff series
• 44:43
  of any show that did spinoffs because the lone gunman spinoff was amazing too.
• 44:48
  Ryan: the shark in season nine.
• 44:50
  Kearns: Yeah, it.
• 44:51
  Ryan: the episode too.
• 44:52
  They jumped the shark, but the, if they continued it, the next season
• 44:57
  would've been 10 times better.
• 44:58
  'cause they were kind of, I, I know it ends on a cliffhanger.
• 45:03
  I know they're onto something else, but it was gonna co connect with
• 45:07
  the whole molder missing thing.
• 45:08
  And I'm gonna get into the X file, Lord, I see currents.
• 45:11
  He's like, no, do not do this.
• 45:14
  Do not.
• 45:16
  He's count or locking me.
• 45:23
  He's zo.
• 45:25
  Well,
• 45:26
  Kearns: or
• 45:26
  blocking you.
• 45:27
  Ryan: three in my next film.
• 45:29
  Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Bean, Linda Hamilton, it's
• 45:33
  the Terminator Lance Hendrick.
• 45:36
  Michael Bean, my bad.
• 45:37
  Lance Hendrickson plays Hal
• 45:39
  Kearns: Sorry.
• 45:40
  Ryan: a member of the Los Angeles
• 45:41
  Kearns: I.
• 45:42
  Ryan: Department, but.
• 45:44
  James Cameron directed and created, and it is supposedly his first director debuted
• 45:49
  film, not Piranha two, my, his preferred,
• 45:55
  Jon: preferred directorial debut?
• 45:57
  Kearns: Yeah,
• 45:58
  Ryan: it is Piranha two.
• 46:00
  You right there, buddy.
• 46:01
  Because I'm gonna be honest, if I
• 46:06
  Kearns: my
• 46:06
  wife walked by.
• 46:07
  Sorry I was terrifying.
• 46:09
  Ryan: movie, both of your favorite movie.
• 46:11
  And that's Pumpkin Head.
• 46:15
  That's why I,
• 46:15
  Kearns: Bride.
• 46:16
  Oh, nice.
• 46:18
  Nice dude.
• 46:20
  Ryan: Did you bring back a demon?
• 46:22
  Lance Hendrickson plays Ed Harley who after his son is killed by
• 46:27
  these, miss Gants, he goes to a witch doctor and brings back a demon.
• 46:34
  Dun dun
• 46:36
  Kearns: He tells him what to do.
• 46:37
  C
• 46:38
  Come on, come on.
• 46:41
  He goes to like straight up baba yaga out in the woods.
• 46:44
  But yeah, like there's a lot going on there.
• 46:46
  There's the, the pumpkin head summoning of the golum for revenge trope is there.
• 46:50
  It's so good.
• 46:51
  Ryan: that it was hard 'cause
• 46:52
  Kearns: Sorry, I'm just gonna bite my lip now.
• 46:54
  Ryan: but number number one is game over man.
• 46:58
  It's aliens Bishop, the knife scene, that's where I remember him when
• 47:02
  I thought he was Rucker Howard.
• 47:04
  So like just the knife and putting Bill Paxton's hand over it.
• 47:09
  We're going for a ride.
• 47:11
  It's just so good.
• 47:12
  Kearns: Woo.
• 47:12
  He's screaming.
• 47:13
  It's great.
• 47:14
  It's a great scene.
• 47:15
  All right.
• 47:15
  If there's any movie that can take one away from Pimp Pumpkin
• 47:18
  Head, I almost said Pimp Head.
• 47:19
  It's that
• 47:21
  pimp head, huh?
• 47:22
  Jon: Pimp Head.
• 47:23
  Ryan: I'm writing
• 47:24
  Kearns: Ooh.
• 47:24
  In in Turkey.
• 47:26
  And for 1,000,005
• 47:29
  Ryan: in Turkey.
• 47:30
  Kearns: Head.
• 47:31
  It is.
• 47:32
  Yep.
• 47:34
  Filming begins in three minutes everybody, so get on a plane.
• 47:38
  Jon: We're gonna write it as we go.
• 47:41
  Kearns: Yeah,
• 47:41
  Jon: get, we'll get on one of the hair transplant plant planes and we'll,
• 47:45
  Ryan: right?
• 47:46
  Lance Henrikson?
• 47:48
  Kearns: he definitely do that.
• 47:49
  Ryan: Tim
• 47:49
  Jon: are we still alive?
• 47:50
  Ryan: Curry.
• 47:50
  Jon: Absolutely.
• 47:52
  Kearns: Yeah, he's around.
• 47:54
  Jon: Tim Curry
• 47:55
  Kearns: Tim Curry's also alive.
• 47:56
  I know that.
• 47:56
  I know that for sure.
• 47:58
  Yep.
• 47:59
  Jon: time, Tim Curry was alive.
• 48:01
  Kearns: Was alive
• 48:03
  18.
• 48:05
  Ryan: always, always kneel before sod
• 48:08
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 48:10
  Ryan: s. Sneaky bouies.
• 48:11
  Jon: Snoo.
• 48:12
  Bucci?
• 48:14
  Kearns: We were actually, I was in the comic bookstore with my
• 48:16
  kids because I'm an awesome dad.
• 48:17
  I'm an awesome dad, and I was talking to the comic book guy with my kids
• 48:21
  because once again, awesome dad.
• 48:24
  And he, he looked up and there was this weird like Star Wars thing,
• 48:27
  but it looked like Zod and I made the joke about Zod on it and he
• 48:31
  got silent and morose for a second.
• 48:33
  I was like, yeah, RIP man.
• 48:35
  Sorry, didn't mean that's, it's fresh.
• 48:37
  But he got like real sad.
• 48:38
  I was like, no, no comic book store guy.
• 48:41
  Please don't be sad.
• 48:42
  Ryan: Yeah, you did.
• 48:43
  Kearns: I know he is dead.
• 48:44
  He, he did a pretty good run,
• 48:46
  He was born in 36,
• 48:49
  Ryan: Yep.
• 48:50
  Kearns: so what was that, 89?
• 48:51
  Jon: think he was 88.
• 48:52
  I think his birthday's
• 48:54
  Kearns: Yeah,
• 48:54
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 48:55
  Kearns: we'll take 88.
• 48:56
  Jon: 88.
• 48:57
  I'd sign up for 88.
• 48:59
  Kearns: Yep.
• 49:00
  80 eight's good.
• 49:01
  Just incontinent ISS enough to have a good time, you know.
• 49:06
  Jon: Yep.
• 49:07
  Kearns: Right.
• 49:07
  That was a good list, Ryan.
• 49:08
  That was one of my favorite lists you've ever done.
• 49:10
  Jon: good list.
• 49:11
  Kearns: was a sexy list, my friend.
• 49:13
  Jon: That was a,
• 49:13
  Ryan: and it's like no hints.
• 49:15
  Kearns: I need to know what John's is.
• 49:17
  Ryan: know.
• 49:17
  That's why.
• 49:18
  Jon: I didn't see you all week.
• 49:19
  So my, my list is five Jaws ripoffs, and we are not, not
• 49:30
  Kearns: nice.
• 49:31
  Jon: in the water.
• 49:32
  Kearns: Oh, even better.
• 49:34
  Jon: we, we will leave the water at some point in this list
• 49:37
  Kearns: doing some research for these episodes.
• 49:39
  Baby.
• 49:40
  I, let's go.
• 49:41
  Jon: my number five goes to the Ripoff King himself.
• 49:44
  Oh.
• 49:44
  Video asin with his movie tentacles.
• 49:50
  Kearns: Oh, okay.
• 49:51
  Jon: Yep.
• 49:52
  A giant octopus terrorized the California coast.
• 49:56
  Starring John Houston, Shelly Winters and Henry Fonda.
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  Kearns: When did that come out?
• 50:02
  Like a made for TV movie like this, but it was a giant squid.
• 50:06
  okay.
• 50:06
  So this is way later.
• 50:07
  Ryan: from them.
• 50:09
  Let's it.
• 50:11
  Jon: my number four is Fish, which is directed by another Italian.
• 50:17
  Like I said, the Italians loved ripping off American movies.
• 50:22
  This one is Antonio Marti.
• 50:25
  And it's a Jaws Rip Off Killer Fish.
• 50:28
  Kearns: Hey Antonio,
• 50:29
  Jon: just, just
• 50:30
  Kearns: you wanna make a movie about a big mad fish?
• 50:32
  Jon: few, a few of the ripoffs that didn't make this list made by Italian directors.
• 50:38
  Cruel Jaws, the great alligator, killer crocodile, last shark.
• 50:44
  There's just so many.
• 50:45
  It was, it's
• 50:46
  Kearns: The last shark has a ring to it though, I'm not gonna lie.
• 50:49
  Jon: I think Cruel Jaws, like uses like B roll and like, like cut footage from Jaws.
• 50:57
  Kearns: Oh, that's rough.
• 50:58
  Jon: It's like they just ripped everything off.
• 51:02
  Ryan: reporter
• 51:02
  Jon: Hmm.
• 51:03
  Ryan: around.
• 51:05
  Masters
• 51:06
  Jon: Yep, So in Killer Fish Jewel Thieves attempt to recover their spoils only
• 51:10
  to find the water full of piranhas.
• 51:14
  Kearns: Killer fish.
• 51:15
  Yeah.
• 51:16
  Jon: And this star's Lee Majors
• 51:19
  Ryan: Okay.
• 51:20
  Jon: Karen Black and Quarterback Dan Pini.
• 51:26
  Kearns: You were gonna say running back OJ Simpson?
• 51:28
  Jon: just ran way more random than OJ Simpson.
• 51:32
  Dan Pini.
• 51:33
  Kearns: Yeah, that is a random one.
• 51:36
  Jon: Which goes, so that'll take us to number three, which is
• 51:40
  currently streaming free on YouTube.
• 51:43
  It's a movie called Barracuda.
• 51:45
  Ryan: Yep.
• 51:47
  Jon: Mm-hmm.
• 51:48
  Kearns: think I, I think Barracuda has crossed my path a few times, but
• 51:52
  I've never sat down and watched it.
• 51:54
  Jon: And not only is this a Jaws rip off, it's pretty much a pi rip off
• 51:58
  government, government messing around with fish again this time Barracuda.
• 52:02
  The altered fish through a small fishing village and, you know, carnage,
• 52:08
  Ryan: carnage.
• 52:09
  Jon: carnage,
• 52:09
  Kearns: you know, carnage.
• 52:13
  Jon: My number two recently had a sequel unearthed, and
• 52:19
  we're leaving the water now for
• 52:22
  Ryan: a sequel recently?
• 52:24
  Kearns: Oh, cool.
• 52:25
  Ryan: Yeah.
• 52:27
  Jon: Yep.
• 52:27
  Well, I mean, most, if not all of it was shot like 40 years
• 52:33
  ago and like lost or forgotten.
• 52:37
  Ryan: I'm down for that.
• 52:38
  Jon: I haven't
• 52:39
  Kearns: That is me,
• 52:40
  Jon: I'm sure it's not great, but
• 52:42
  Ryan: you know, fans of the first film.
• 52:44
  All right.
• 52:44
  Jon: Yeah.
• 52:47
  Yeah.
• 52:49
  in Grizzly, a large, angry grizzly rampage is through a state park or a ranger,
• 52:55
  part's like a, like some kind of bar joke.
• 52:57
  Ranger, a naturalist and a helicopter pilot tried to end its bloody reign.
• 53:03
  So
• 53:04
  Ryan: Walk in a bar.
• 53:05
  Kearns: a rabbi
• 53:06
  Jon: Grizzly was one of, if not the most successful
• 53:10
  Kearns: I.
• 53:11
  Jon: movies ever.
• 53:13
  Kearns: Wow.
• 53:14
  Jon: $39 million on a $750,000 budget, which.
• 53:19
  Kearns: Yes.
• 53:20
  Yes, we do
• 53:21
  Jon: couple years later.
• 53:22
  By Halloween.
• 53:25
  Kearns: slugs.
• 53:27
  Halloween is a jaws rip.
• 53:30
  Oh
• 53:30
  Doing it.
• 53:31
  Jon: is the,
• 53:33
  Kearns: Oh, okay.
• 53:34
  Got it.
• 53:34
  The one that bested it.
• 53:35
  Ryan: going.
• 53:36
  Jon: for a long, long time.
• 53:38
  Kearns: I mean, what beat it?
• 53:40
  Like what paranormal activity.
• 53:41
  What could have beaten that Halloween?
• 53:43
  Ryan: yeah.
• 53:44
  Blair Witch.
• 53:45
  Kearns: Probably the Blair Witch.
• 53:46
  Jon: Maybe Blair Witch.
• 53:48
  I'd have to go and I'd have to go and look for it, but,
• 53:53
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 53:54
  Jon: and my number one, one of my favorite of these rip offs,
• 53:58
  one of my favorite animal attack movies starring Robert Forster.
• 54:04
  alligator.
• 54:06
  Kearns: That one.
• 54:06
  So I love alligator.
• 54:08
  I loved Alligator ever since I was a kid.
• 54:10
  The scene in the pool is one of my favorite scenes ever.
• 54:14
  Jon: Love movie so much.
• 54:17
  Kearns: Turned what should be a terrible movie into a frigging gem.
• 54:21
  Jon: Yeah.
• 54:22
  So, RO Forster starts with a police detective in this movie about a pet
• 54:28
  alligator that gets flushed down a toilet and survives and grows
• 54:32
  into a giant monster in the sewers.
• 54:36
  Kearns: Are you hearing this?
• 54:38
  Did you see it get flushed down?
• 54:39
  And she gets it at like a fare.
• 54:41
  It goes down the toilet, into the sewers, into the sewers.
• 54:45
  Jon: So alligator, but no,
• 54:48
  Kearns: He ate all the Judds.
• 54:50
  Jon: ate 'em.
• 54:51
  Kearns: It's a big alligator.
• 54:52
  Jon: Alligator has a piranha tie in though,
• 54:54
  Ryan: Oh,
• 54:56
  Jon: John Sales
• 54:58
  Kearns: Oh, cool.
• 54:58
  Jon: who wrote Eight Men Out and Lone Star, and I believe
• 55:01
  he's Me Too canceled right now.
• 55:05
  Kearns: Lone star.
• 55:10
  Jon: So on that happy note.
• 55:11
  Kearns: Yeah, we don't like that.
• 55:12
  We don't like the Me too stuff.
• 55:14
  Well, we don't like that.
• 55:15
  People are doing things that are getting them.
• 55:16
  Me too.
• 55:17
  Jon: There needs to be a me too.
• 55:19
  Kearns: Hold on.
• 55:20
  First, can we talk about how Ryan's never seen alligator
• 55:22
  and why this makes us hate him?
• 55:24
  Can we talk about that?
• 55:25
  Yeah.
• 55:26
  Yeah.
• 55:27
  Jon: do you know how quickly that's getting moved onto the calendar
• 55:31
  Kearns: Oh, next week.
• 55:33
  Next week.
• 55:33
  Next week.
• 55:34
  Jon: week?
• 55:34
  It's clown.
• 55:35
  The cornfield.
• 55:35
  We gotta get away from the animals a little bit for a minute
• 55:38
  and clowning the cornfield.
• 55:39
  I, I think you guys are gonna kind of dig clown the cornfield.
• 55:44
  Kearns: Does it run through backwards
• 55:46
  Ryan: Is he?
• 55:47
  Kearns: pants?
• 55:48
  Jon: No, no.
• 55:50
  With that
• 55:50
  Kearns: No, that joke's older than me.
• 55:53
  All right.
• 55:54
  Alligator is a solid number one choice, Ryan.
• 55:57
  You're gonna love that frigging movie.
• 55:58
  That's great.
• 55:59
  That's a perfect summer, summer flick for you and, and your wife to watch.
• 56:03
  'cause it's a good movie.
• 56:04
  It's not like a good B movie.
• 56:07
  It's a good movie.
• 56:08
  Jon: forget going to see weapons.
• 56:10
  Forget going to see Superman.
• 56:13
  Alligator,
• 56:14
  Kearns: Yeah,
• 56:15
  Jon: alligator.
• 56:15
  Kearns: what else is even in theaters right now besides those two?
• 56:19
  See.
• 56:20
  Ryan: Toxic
• 56:21
  Jon: nobody too, I think,
• 56:23
  Kearns: Nobody too
• 56:25
  Jon: I don't know if Toxic
• 56:26
  Kearns: is in theaters right now.
• 56:27
  Jon: I don't think it's out yet.
• 56:29
  Kearns: Nobody.
• 56:29
  Two.
• 56:30
  Yeah, nobody two's out.
• 56:32
  Fantastic.
• 56:32
  Four.
• 56:35
  Screen unseen.
• 56:37
  This film is rated R. Okay.
• 56:43
  There's Za too.
• 56:44
  Never heard of it.
• 56:45
  Chainsaw Texas Chainsaw Day.
• 56:48
  This can't be right.
• 56:49
  Ryan: Chainsaw the 74 version.
• 56:51
  They're re-releasing it in theaters and also and TMNT.
• 56:57
  They're
• 56:57
  Kearns: Oh, interesting.
• 56:58
  August 18th.
• 57:01
  Yeah, I'm seeing that as well.
• 57:03
  Just for three days.
• 57:04
  August 17th or just for two days?
• 57:06
  At our local theater.
• 57:07
  17th.
• 57:07
  And then 20th.
• 57:08
  Ryan: Yep.
• 57:10
  Kearns: Oh, hin Godzilla is coming out too in 4K.
• 57:13
  Hell yeah.
• 57:13
  Jon: you're getting a Jaws 4K theatrical for Labor Day.
• 57:18
  Kearns: Shut your mouth.
• 57:20
  It looks like, it looks like they have a ludicrous amount of movies in
• 57:24
  the theater right now, which board?
• 57:26
  Americana.
• 57:27
  So basically what they're doing is, instead of the way it used to be where
• 57:30
  they had one theater dedicated to a film or one film stuck in each theater.
• 57:35
  They now put every movie in the universe and they just put Yeah, there's different
• 57:39
  showtimes that are in the same theater.
• 57:41
  That's interesting.
• 57:42
  So like Theater seven has Smurfs, Superman and Fantastic Four in it, for example.
• 57:48
  Ryan: miss eight millimeter film.
• 57:49
  Kearns: Yeah.
• 57:50
  Changes the game.
• 57:51
  Ryan: Gimme the old stuff.
• 57:53
  Once you see it, you can't go back.
• 57:57
  You can't go back.
• 58:02
  Kearns: Yeah, that's true.
• 58:04
  I'm stretching.
• 58:05
  You guys can't see My leg is just off camera.
• 58:08
  multitasking.
• 58:10
  I'm multitasking.
• 58:11
  There.
• 58:11
  It's there.
• 58:12
  It's
• 58:14
  just getting some advice from, from the PT there, but, all
• 58:17
  right guys, that was piranha too.
• 58:21
  They fly now or something stupid, some stupid subtitle.
• 58:25
  But yeah, I hope you enjoy the episode.
• 58:27
  Lance Hendrickson is Jesus.
• 58:29
  And James Cameron's a pretty good guy too.
• 58:32
  Jon: Yep.
• 58:35
  Ryan: Just hug it out.
• 58:36
  As Ari Gold would
• 58:37
  Kearns: Just hug it out.
• 58:38
  Ryan: bitch.
• 58:38
  Just hug it out.
• 58:42
  Kearns: Alright, I'll hug it out.
• 58:43
  Just hug it out.
• 58:44
  All right guys, we'll catch you next time later.