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The Wife Aquatic (S18E10) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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  Finger Discount dude. Welcome to Fourthinger Discount. This week we're here to review
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  episode j aBFT zero three. It is the wife of quality Guam Dando and
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  I am guying. Yes, get ready for some watery fun. As I
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  occasionally said, Oh I never say that to anybody. He leves get wet.
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  The first ten rowers will get it. Remember when you're a kid,
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  or you know, when you're adult. Luck you and I in summer,
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  when you get the slip and side out in the backyard, that's like an
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  Australian the Australian essential, isn't it? For Sumer? The slip and slide,
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  slip and slide. Yeah, is it a worldwide thing? Do you
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  think it's not caught a slip and slide anywere but Australia don't think Well,
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  just as if you refer to thongs in other parts of the world that you're
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  like, why are you talking about your underpand yeah, why are you wearing
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  them on your feet? A freak? Are you slip and slide? For
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  those of you there underwear, let's google slip and slide and simply call overseas.
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  Basically, it's just why are they charging so much money for this?
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  I don't understand unless it's got the because sometimes you got built in sprinkles on
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  the side. Correct, yes, that's the deluxe model. But if you
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  grew up in Cryer like me, you basically just you went down to Buddings
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  and you bought a long tarp and you just sprayed it with the hose and
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  just wept over. I thought, because you brought a whole lot of plastic
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  rubbish eggs and cut them, cut their sides down and just made yeah,
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  like a nice long plastic runway. Yeah that you then wet and then you
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  jumped on on your belly and slid. Notice when I said Heckla grew up
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  in Kara. I noticed how I said, bought with quotation marks. Poor
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  old Bunnings. Oh they're doing it tough. Hey, they've got their sausage
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  thistles there five they do, indeed, charge like three fifty of sausage.
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  Now I'm like, what is this ridiculousness? That is insane. I haven't
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  been to a sausages a long a while, and I used to love doing
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  it. Dollar snag, yes indeed. Well, yeah, I know I'd
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  always give them a gold coin, but never never two, often a one.
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  It's been a long time since there's been the gold coin donation. I'm
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  pretty sure at the Bunnings barbecues, but I'm a driving past it, they're
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  going three fifty and extra for onion. What the fuck? I know?
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  That is highway robbery. It is highway robbery, it is indeed. So
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  we went to the footy to see the girls play the Gelong Cats. They
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  beat the Bombers last Sunday. Ali was very excited about that, and as
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  was Holly. They're in the finals and all that stuff. But they have
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  the sausage ligles there for the local footy clubs and things like that, and
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  it was like three dollars fifty for a sausage, and I was like,
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  okay, so I had three dollars fifty in my pocket. Wouldn't take my
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  cash? Excuse me? Only taking card? What kind of sausage Shue doesn't
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  take fucking cash. I've got gold coins in my pocket. You may have
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  them. We don't want your gold coins, we want we want your card.
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  Excuse me, I've got legal tender here. Yeah, and in exchange
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  for a sausage. I'm like, I get it at the food stalls because
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  you know, there's long lines that's got to get people in and out right
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  whatever, what of it? But this is a sausage sizzle. What is
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  happening here? Sausage sizzles were invented to separate you from your cash. No,
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  she said to me, you can put it in the tip jar.
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  I'm like, I'll put it in the tip jar and then you'll give you
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  the sausage. No, no, no, you're got to pay for the
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  sausage. But that's for tips. I'm like, wait a minute, look
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  the fuck is going on here? This tippic culture has become insane. Having
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  said that, please be consider becoming a patron. No tippic culture is nuts.
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  I was like, I had to pause for a second. I was
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  like, what's going on here? My being rauted? Which is like you
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  put in the tip. I was like, good idea, good idea,
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  I'll put it in here, and then you give me the sausage. I
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  no, no, no Ah, that's extra. What the hell? Man?
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  Yeah, I've never experienced sausages that wouldn't accept my gold coins. No,
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  you're not about to get a tip for this service. Now, let
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  me forget about it at all. Was it a fan? But I'm assuming
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  you're a fan of going to Barle's. That's where are going right now?
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  So guy will not be on next week's episode of four finger Discount and be
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  Ali, Ja and Neil for since the index. But let's talk about your
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  trips are going over there? You want to talk about way going over now?
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  Just there are multiples, namely two teeth in my mouth that are not
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  functioning well at the moment. I mentioned this on other episodes of four Figure
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  Discount or one of the many shows that we do on the Full Fingered Discount
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  network, But I clearly the little bit of teeth grinding during COVID or maybe
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  just life yeah, but we have one of the teeth on my bottom jaw
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  has just decided to snap. So yeah, I've got a broken tooth which
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  is and a little tingly nervous, doting to get exposed a little bit.
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  And every time I take a drink water, oh just about put anything.
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  Okay, I found sometimes when I got teethache or tooth tooth. Toothache,
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  isn't it. Yeah, toothache when it's like a cold drink, it's the
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  worst because it's like lingers on your tooth for a while. You become like
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  that person on the on the Sense of iron Ad, you know, the
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  for sensitive teeth. But you're gonna have to start investing in yeah, yeah,
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  sort of all they do that very gentle oh yeah, although you're probably
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  like, ah so fuck so, yes there's that one that needs to get
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  seen too, sooner rather than later. And then yes, got a well
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  something with another tooth that's starting to get a little bit exposed as well,
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  because look, there's a lot of great DNA in the Davis strand, but
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  teeth is not one of them. I think we're sort of a now for
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  having crap teeth. Okay, So and plus you know, I'm lazy.
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  I don't take care of my brushing habits were terrible when I was younger.
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  It wasn't until I really met Nichola that I became like proper two minutes each
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  time, twice a day kind of brushing. When I was like a teenager,
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  it was a kill. My mom would be like, brush your teeth,
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  and she's like, brush your teeth. Yeah, yeah, she'd never
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  double check, like I never did. What is it like? Margaret Mary's
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  very big on it. She was always very big on clean your teeth.
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  Yeah, and so is Nicola. This is the thing I says to Nicola
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  that I'm like, you know, you're, you know, so prudent with
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  your teeth, like brush them two three minutes every time, two sometimes three
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  times a day. Yeah. Who's got the feelings? And who hasn't?
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  Nikola has and I haven't. She's straight out of the Big Book of British
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  smart. I the Lovely Wis has got teeth that are just immaculate. Nicholas.
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  Her teeth look great, yeah, yeah, whereas mine kind of you
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  know, I've got a history of red wine, black coffee and cigarettes and
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  you know, grinding due to various anxieties and just general sort of what's neglect.
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  Yeah, I was feeling my teeth the other day and they're so all
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  over the place. Now I'm like, what the fuck they're so out of
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  line. I'm like, do I need to get braces or something. I
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  don't know if he wants me saying this, but I don't think he listened.
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  So he went. But los brother's got the invisil line thing happening now.
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  I love the invisible braces. Yeah. Expensive, right, I don't
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  think they come cheap. Yeah he was. I'm like, I didn't even
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  know they really are in VISI line. Good for you? Yeah, I
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  know I might need it because my teeth lock all over the shop. Yeah.
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  I mean I had braces when I was when I was younger and took
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  them up and like, oh wow, teeth, that's great. And then
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  I don't know if I again neglected the whole. Now you've got to where
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  your what's that thing that you get after you have your braces? It's like
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  that, I know, I know what you mean. Yeah, the plate
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  or yeah, yeah, and various things that are sort of gonna okay,
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  we straighten them up. This will help keep them straight. Now, don't
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  forget to do this. Oh no, no, of course I'll do that.
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  I really did that, and yeah, as a result, everything sort
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  of started to the tectonic plates have started to shift once again. So the
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  upshot of this is d industry is expensive. Getting your teeth scene too,
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  is not a cheap thing. I was looking around local interests and yeah,
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  because well, he's the thing. The last time we went to Bali.
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  Before we went, I'd broken the exact same tooth on the other side,
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  and you know, got a quote and they said, oh no, that's
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  going that's going to need a crown that's about two thousand bucks. I'm like,
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  yeah, well, and I said that because I had a thing in
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  my mouth. But luckily, you know, we booked this holiday to Bali
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  and I think lou mentions like maybe looking to go to the dentist over there.
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  Apparently they're pretty inexpensive, and I'm like, I don't think I'm going
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  to, you know, a dentist in Bali. God knows what they might
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  do to me and where they might do it. I had that feel it
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  was a complete snob. I've got a friend who this is like three weeks
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  ago, just go back from Barty to get a breast my breast in plants
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  done. I was like, and like, my friend it was his wife,
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  Sorry, not my friends. He's like, my wife just got back
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  from Barli getting her breast her boobs done. And I was like, okay,
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  keep that a secret. I'm like, did you go with it?
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  No? No, no, I'm like, you got to go to Ballei
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  by herself. Get I'm like, I just wouldn't trust it at all.
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  I'm sorry, nothing against Bali, but like another country, foreign language.
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  You've heard all the horror stories I did. I did a bunch of research,
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  well by which I mean I did a quick google and it's like,
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  oh, apparently you know a lot of dentists are training in Australia and then
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  they returned to Bali and set up shop there, and cheapest strains like me
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  will go over and it's like, oh, you'll do what was going to
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  cost me two thousand dollars in Australia, you'll do it for five hundred dollars.
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  Yere Okay, fine, So this time a third appointment comes with a
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  free bing Tang shirt. That's what that's what the anesthetic is. There's anesthetics
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  bing Tang. But the last time I went I was like, Okay,
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  let's get this done. And ye know, the service was fantastic. I
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  can't fault the work at all. It's been. It's been marvelous. They
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  were very very effective, very sensitive, all that kind of stuff. So
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  this time when I'm like, ah, look this has given me grief and
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  I don't really want to, you know, have to put up with this
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  a over the whole day season or whatever. Looked at the schedule coming up
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  into you know, for the rest of the year, fastiff season, and
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  you want teeth to be feeling fine, that is correct. Yes, I
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  don't want to be sort of no, well, you know, I'll take
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  a bite of a turkey leg and then just be crunch the numbers like I
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  can. I can fly over and back, have this period of accommodation and
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  get teeth done for pretty much the same amount as just getting it done here.
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  Now, some of them will rational among you may be going, I
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  want to just get it done here, that's what you said. I was
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  like, so why didn't you just get it done? I was like,
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  I might get a few other things done while I'm there, my breast,
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  But it actually worked out like maybe one hundred dollars less and it's like,
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  oh, well, I'll do some other things over there, Like well,
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  I mean I'll be able to work remotely, so it's not like I'm actually
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  just taking it full holiday. Plus it's a little bit of a writing retreat.
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  I've got some projects I want to work on, and being away from
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  the every day I don't know, you usually get in a different mindset or
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  a better mindset to yeah, you know, I want to do this,
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  this, this, and this, and you know I'm gonna be there by
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  myself. Lou's got stuff on. So it was to be like, Okay,
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  there's an opportunity to sort of like have a little time around the pool,
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  come back and do some writing, a little more time by the hooked
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  on monkey phonics. Yeah, good, talked on monkey phone, get bitten
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  by one of the monkey So yeah, but I'll be over for about a
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  week. Yhich, I'm going to miss a couple of episodes, but you're
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  going to be in all this show. Just one one episode of this just
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  one episode of the show. Yes, but you'll be in the capable hands
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  listeners of Elliott J. O'Neill. Yes, so just this episode and one
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  episode of the South Park podcast gone down to South Park, so listen to
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  that. That'll be Elliot j for one episode as well. I think guy
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  will be back. But speaking of going to places, mister Davis, Simpsons
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  go to Bartaicle Bay in this episode they do and do we finally got to
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  talking about the the AQDIC. This was an interesting story in the sense that
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  essentially like a Simpson's go to episode. It kind of had the without the
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  coming of your Bag story and the gags. It was essentially like a Summer
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  of four foot two episode where it's like the family going to holiday somewhere,
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  but it's not a hey, let's go to the country another country and take
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  the piece out of all the stereotypes. It's just the Simpsons go on vacation.
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  They do, and at least it wasn't a Homer ruins the marriage the
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  holiday. He does by accident, but it's not like he deliberately is an
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  idiot and fox things up. You know what I mean to say. This
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  is the first time that Homer has messed up and I actually had legitimate sympathy
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  for him. It's like, no, he was doing You guys are solid
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  and you know this was just to kick us job too. He was doing
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  really well. I mean, that could be his new gig, firework coordinator.
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  I mean, I've never really considered that as a I never considered it
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  a job in all, honestly, but I'm guessing there must be some sort
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  of you know, talent to it. It's like, yeah, yeah,
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  you gotta do it this way, and then it builds up to this,
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  wait for the for the crowds, or yeah yeah, so yeah, but
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  for the you know, what happens to happens like that's a homeless faults.
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  Don't string him up like a like a prize shark. I mean I was
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  kind of like I kind of had the same mentality. You know, you
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  didn't. But with ice cream, with Margie, with the black hair,
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  where he crashed into the things, I'm like, at least he wasn't being
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  a dickhead. He was trying. No, no, I agree, I
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  agree with you on that point. So yeah, it certainly wasn't his fault.
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  But this time around utterly faultless, and at least Marge didn't like to
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  say, you ruined the carousel from when I was a kid. That's what
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  I was seeing. It's like, you know, it was already a disgrace.
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  He fixed it. He fixed it, but he made it. Yes,
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  he put the things in motion. Correct, He delegated very very well.
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  Yeah, and gave Marge a lovely, you know, not memory but
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  re memory. Yeah, I guess, or you know, allowed her to
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  relive a childhood memory in a very nice fashion. And yeah, after that,
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  then it's over. But well, the whole story is basically Homer trying
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  to help Margor relive a loving childhood memory. Correct. And it's like,
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  and she says one moment in this episode where she's like, oh, you
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  made an effort, and I was like, I love and hate that line.
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  It's like, it's nice and he's done it, but I hate that
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  you as a sh I acknowledge that it's such a surprise that he's making an
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  effort. Exactly right, Yeah, I mean considering that for a very long
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  time, Home was a goof and a fucker. But you know, one
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  thing he always got right is that, you know, he was a good
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  husband. Yeah, and even when he was a bad husband, he was
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  kind of like, oh, should I've realized I'm a bad husband, And
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  you know, I've got to make amends to this and make it. It's
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  not to be that way in the future, whereas you know, over the
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  last few seasons, it seems to me at least that it's like, uh,
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  okay, you're just steering into he's a goofball husband who's fucking up and
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  doesn't really care like any other sitcom, Like any other sitcom exactly right.
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  What distinguished the Simpsons from so many other things like that it was like,
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  oh no, there's a call that you know, this character while the fuck
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  up is pretty good at this and it didn't try and hit you on the
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  head with the full house mentality of it. You know, let's have a
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  nice positive message. It was like, you just knew they loved each other
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  very much. So now it's obvious that would try to push a message here
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  an agenda. By the end of this episode, so Lisa's enforcing her beliefs
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  some to the townspeople about catching the young young fish and ruining the oceans and
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  overfishing to the point where essentially they have to ruin another thing to save another.
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  What do you see is the overall message you're trying to say here?
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  It's a tough one, isn't it, Because it's like, don't be an
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  activist never works it never works. Yeah. Is it like an anti activists
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  or is it like, no, be an activist but also be aware that
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  you can't save everything. I think that's more. That's closer to it.
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  Absolutely, It's like be aware that you know there's gonna be some collateral damage
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  whenever you sort of want to kickstart an economy or yeah, make sure that
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  people move livelihoods. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't know. I think
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  they not drop the ball. But I was thinking about that that final bit
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  where it's like it just felt out of place. Yeah, because I was
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  actually quite enjoying the episode, and I just had that the perfect storm parody
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  and stuff, and I was just like, ah, so now you trying
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  to what we're supposed to be learning something. Yeah, when they start chopping
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  down all the trees, I initially and again, sorry this is the bline
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  I'm saying with increasing frequency, but you know, I don't review what we've
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  what you should have? Yeah, we've got. But I thought it would
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  have been good if like they chopped down all the trees to rebuild the pier.
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  Yeah, okay, and it's kind of like it have the carousel being
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  rebuilt, new horses being carved out of the wood. Yeah. Yeah,
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  actually it's a good ends and it's like a bittersweet ending because list you can
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  see Marge happy on the carousel once again. Yeah, and it's sort of
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  it's the truth. The name of the place, I want to say Botany,
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  But so you'd have the pan out, could be Marge on the carousel
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  at least looking at it, going oh it's great. And then the background
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  to see the trees being chopped down. Yeah, it's a bit of a
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  reboot for as well for their economy and all that. But you know,
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  and oh, this talent was dead has now been brought back to life.
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  But you gotta kill something way better ending, get in touch your pals down
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  to one guy I read, But how about speaking of the things we say
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  every week? Now? All right, well now that I'm going to take
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  this week off, I'll come, I'll listen to a bunch of our podcasts
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  and go, okay, stop saying that, that, that, that and
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  that. Now do we ever get the I was Billy? Okay? They
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  Billy the Fisherman. Is he the skipper because Maurice Marsh voiced Billy. Was
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  he the other one not the faust? Whatever it was? Was he the
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  other one, yeah, because I think the only name checked. Two other
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  because the actual skipper. Do we get his names? I don't think we
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  did. I'm like, is he a guest star and apparently he's not.
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  But then I don't think Billy said all that much. Now, i'd have
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  Maurice ens to say that one or two lines. But also, I mean
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  Guesta sab Shimono, who, Yeah, he's it's a name I recognized.
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  I think he's been a bunch of stuff. But I think he probably only
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  said one line as the as one of the Japanese sailors at the end,
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  wouldn't he. Yeah, it's like, oh, there's all these different fish,
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  a lot of garbage fish today. It's only like that. Yeah,
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  I mean a lot of waste. This guy is sort of like a veteran
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  character actor. And get him into say one line and then give him guest
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  voice credit. It's going on there. Yeah, so so Billy is the
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  first mate, he's the blonde guy. Yeah, so he barely says anything.
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  How odd have Maurice Fausto has more lines. I feel like Maurice was
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  just visiting his palace at the studio one day. I want to voice this
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  guy for us. Dan's got a sore throw. Hak's been canceled. Hag
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  doesn't want to do anybody white. He's foto, He's too white. That's
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  no challenge. My favorite. What were your favorite moments in the episode?
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  Hmm? What did I enjoy? They made use of a piece of music
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  that I like a lot. I got the music as well. Yeah,
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  Aquarium, Yes, from and I was giggling this. Let me bring it
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  back up. It is well. It is part of a humorous musical suite
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  of fourteen movements by French composer Camille, saying, so, I hope I
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  am pronouncing that correctly. I just put like to put a little French mustard
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  on that one. Yes, but it's part of the carnival the animals.
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  But yeah, the piece is called the Aquarium. I've heard it a bunch
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  of times in different yeah, different movies and TV shows. But it's like,
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  oh yeah, this is a really enchanting piece of music and one that
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  sort of does it's good shorthand for memory, you know how it's what is
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  it? Wayne's World was like flashback Sibity finale. Yes, this is kind
• 19:26
  of the classy version of that. It's like, let's have a memory.
• 19:30
  Oh dud, dude, Yeah, I'm sorry. I was really pleased they
• 19:33
  use that music. I like that a lot, especially because in the Simpsons
• 19:37
  lot with Alf's music, it's it's a lot of it's different, but it
• 19:41
  all sort of feels like simpsony. When it's not Simpsons music, it stands
• 19:44
  out absolutely. Yeah, it makes the episode feels special. A gag that
• 19:49
  I thought was pretty funny. It was when Patty and some were showing the
• 19:52
  home movies and I just gotta laugh at the crab or the lobster thrown onto
• 19:57
  someone's face. I don't know why I thought that was I mean, but
• 20:00
  yeah, anytime someone gets like a marine animal stuck on their face, I
• 20:06
  tend to get a laugh out of it, like an octopus or something.
• 20:07
  I Professor Frenklin octopus. I was when Bart does the testing and the octopus
• 20:11
  and the glass explodes jumps on. I like that. Had Job, Job
• 20:15
  and Ling were there. Oh that's right, Yeah, that's true. Yeah,
• 20:18
  I mean everybody came along to the to the outdoor theater. Have you
• 20:22
  ever been to like an autol cinema like that, like a driving you mean
• 20:26
  down, I've been to a sit down one It was in Danilong and it
• 20:30
  was just like a pub kind of place. At the back, we've just
• 20:33
  set up a screen. I was like, cool. There were bean bags
• 20:37
  and some popcorn. And I went to a county fair when Lu and I
• 20:40
  were in California last time, and it was this year. Sorry, this
• 20:45
  year this yeah, yeah, last time. I don't know whether you meant
• 20:47
  the time four. Yeah, because you've been twice, haven't you. No,
• 20:49
  no, no, we've only been away a few times, and you've
• 20:52
  never been in lowist states. Not in the states. Okay, yeah,
• 20:56
  you take somebody holidays an confused, that's correct, just a man who likes
• 21:02
  to get away. But we went to a county fair and I was yeah,
• 21:04
  this is the opening scene of this gave me a lot of flashbacks,
• 21:07
  like there's a spot, funniest spot. Yeah, I need a patch's big
• 21:11
  enough for our for our chairs, our blanket. You know, we don't
• 21:15
  want to be in front of someone who's going to block our view, but
• 21:17
  we don't want to block anyone's view behind it. Like when you go to
• 21:19
  a Day of the Green. Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, we go.
• 21:22
  You going to that? Have you been win BB before? I'm not
• 21:25
  going what's the next one, what's to go to the Chemical Brothers? Oh,
• 21:27
  it's right, is that down the Green I thought it was just a
• 21:30
  gig. Okay, yeah, I think it's going to go right off.
• 21:33
  I'm kind of looking forward to. But yeah, so I've got a bit
• 21:37
  of a kick out of the just lobbying for the best spot at some public
• 21:41
  event like that, because yeah, it's can be real, pretty difficult,
• 21:45
  one of those hard things. I'm thinking about the Chemical Brothers rights, Like,
• 21:48
  when you've established this reputation of like you're going to go to the kids,
• 21:52
  it's going to go off, It's like, oh, I'm old.
• 21:55
  I don't want to having that reputation of having to deliver a gig that's going
• 21:57
  to go off every time must be exhausting. True. True. I mean
• 22:02
  I went to a concert the other night at the Bow Club down here in
• 22:04
  Gelong. Ye. Who was it again? It was the models Models,
• 22:07
  Yeah, big in the eighties and as you can tell by the crowd that
• 22:11
  was there, because it was very I would say generation X heavy with a
• 22:15
  dash of boomer Did he come out and go you guys got it's a number
• 22:19
  one? That's funny. I mean they right now they've got to that's a
• 22:26
  super park reference by the way, for Go down South. Yes, tune
• 22:29
  into Oh what was the review the monkey Phone? I already teased it once
• 22:33
  in this podcast. That is correct, don end of that one? What
• 22:41
  was I saying? But they had two big hits in the in the mid
• 22:45
  to late eighties, and they played one of them during their main set,
• 22:48
  and then it was like, all right, that's a good night, and
• 22:51
  of course we've got to go more. Who no mask? Imagine no one
• 22:53
  did? Did do you then go back out on stage? Or do you
• 22:56
  just call it? And I know, yeah, but I think they must
• 23:00
  have planned it because they played didn't play their biggest hit, and it's like,
• 23:04
  okay, well we're getting it. It's almost an unsigned contract between the
• 23:07
  audience and the band. It's like, all right, we'll get you come.
• 23:10
  I hate the encore. I don't get it. Is it a chance
• 23:14
  with the band to go off and get a drink and have a breather.
• 23:15
  Well, these guys didn't. I mean this, It was like they were
• 23:18
  offstage from maybe thirty second. What's the point, Well, what is the
• 23:21
  point? I don't get it. Yeah, Like I said, it's an
• 23:22
  unspoken contract. In a bit of an ego boost for the For the guys,
• 23:26
  it's like, all right, give us more, we want more,
• 23:29
  Come on, give it to its. We love you so much. It's
• 23:33
  embarrassing. I'm not a huge fan of on cares. But then I think
• 23:37
  I've told you that. My good friend Mark and I went to see Prince
• 23:40
  back in twenty eleven and we were there for one encore, which I mean
• 23:45
  it was rad. It was really really good, and I was like,
• 23:47
  all right, now we're gonna split. And next day he saw the playlists.
• 23:49
  It's like he played two more ONNG cares and he played When Doves Cried
• 23:52
  during one of the old cares. It's my favorite Prince song. And now
• 23:55
  Prince is dead. Well you left before when Doves Cry. You thought he's
• 23:59
  gonna do a gig and not play that song, you madman. Prince has
• 24:03
  got a rather large and varying body of work. It's when Doves Cry,
• 24:07
  I know, And I'm like, oh, he played a whole bunch of
• 24:11
  other bangers. I didn't get when Doves Cry. That's fine. We'll always
• 24:15
  have Purple Rain. I can go home and listen to it there. It's
• 24:18
  like going to fucking guns and Nose and going. No, they didn't play
• 24:21
  Sweet Child of Mind, No Member Rain or Welcome to the Walking to the
• 24:22
  Jungle. That's okay, they'll play it next time. We got a whole
• 24:26
  lot of Chinese democracy, and they did do Paradise sittings, So okay.
• 24:33
  Yeah, I enjoyed the music. I also enjoyed what else of my favorite
• 24:37
  moments nothing? Did you enjoy the appearance by side show mel or did you
• 24:41
  enjoy the time that they spoke loudly in the whisper? Or did you like
• 24:45
  the gay gag? So the meaning when he was like saying march at the
• 24:49
  window, is that what you say with the loud whisper? I forgot't exactly
• 24:53
  when it happened because I'm watching this and I'm like, this isn't sort of
• 24:57
  like the same thing where he was just like he's like much come out and
• 25:00
  see No, not that one. There was another bit where but he was
• 25:03
  doing that whisper. Was he it was the mister Thompson? Yes, yeah,
• 25:08
  I this is actually another point whened touch on before we get into a
• 25:11
  trivia right, So it seemed it reminded me when of the sort of thing
• 25:15
  in jubjub. So it's clear that I believe it was Kevin Current who wrote
• 25:19
  this. Yere Kevin Current. He had obviously he's up to date with like
• 25:22
  things that have happened previously in recent scenes of The Simpsons, right, so
• 25:26
  he had the Van Houghten's together as a unit. There has been no callback
• 25:32
  to that episode when she found the bra, but she found much as bra.
• 25:37
  That's right, yes, And it's like are they together? Are they
• 25:40
  not together? And it's just been no acknowledging of that since, Yeah,
• 25:44
  you can't sort of have one bit of continuity and then disregard another. You're
• 25:47
  either all in on the cannon or you're not. Milhouse Divided is an iconic
• 25:51
  episode where they got divorced and then they got back together, but then they
• 25:53
  all like split up again because you can't like it's either I don't know,
• 25:59
  just I know Kot knew it. He's not a big deal. But it's
• 26:02
  just like kind of of Nelson's dad. I'm like, wait, is he
• 26:04
  in the picture? Is he not in the picture? Yeah, that's the
• 26:07
  thing. I mean, Yeah, if you're going to, yeah, reintroduce
• 26:11
  certain characters that, yeah, I have only been seeing briefly, but it's
• 26:15
  like, oh no, well that was a pivotal part of a certain ever
• 26:17
  changes when it's changing the life of a main character, and you can't just
• 26:22
  not include, you can't just throw it away. I was just I was
• 26:25
  just confused. I was like, wait a minute, So they are together,
• 26:26
  because we've been asking are they together or not ever since? Yeah,
• 26:30
  apparently they are. Apparently so according to the wife aquatic. Anyway, next
• 26:34
  question, you there eating the beast, right? Mister Davis hit his time
• 26:37
  for trivia, which means it has also times the names of who we now
• 26:41
  referred to at fourthingk a discount as our stonecutters. So we've got Katie G
• 26:45
  with her one hundred dollars support, as well as Andrew's over his fifty dollars
• 26:48
  support. Absolute Legends, Jordan Molman, Richie Christopher Darby, Jonathan Rossi,
• 26:52
  Zap Pruitt, Tim through Bells and George mcmaemee, Stephen Roberts, Sean deVie,
• 26:56
  Pete Anderson, Andrew Davis, Ryan Dunlap, Jared Howard, Kevin's Denzil
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  Planned Flood, Joe Yolan, Daniel Kott, Nick Shannon Hope, O Reese
• 27:03
  Roberts, Bellow, Window Bank, Mark Boston Burgess, Jack McFadden, Heath.
• 27:06
  That will be Adri McLeod, Lewis Kavanaugh, mart Reli, Even Ginger
• 27:08
  and Pickle, Preston, Murray, tari Alara, Jake Massado, Declan Phoenix,
• 27:12
  and Brian McCoy. Remember, if you are a stonecutter of ours a
• 27:15
  fourth Finger Discount, you will be assigned a number, and that number is
• 27:19
  yours forever. So even if you jump off, which I don't know why
• 27:22
  you would, but if you jump off, you still will be that number
• 27:25
  on the Fourth Finger Discount Stonecutter's list. So get in early so you can
• 27:27
  get a lower number and be officially part of the Fourth Finger Discount Stonecutters.
• 27:33
  All right, miss Davis, let's get into our trivia. I wrote down
• 27:34
  a few things and thinking, oh, this is going to be like a
• 27:38
  brief sort of not even visual gay but just like a visual point. Yeah,
• 27:42
  And then it turned out to be something a bit later on, because
• 27:45
  I was like, my initial question was, oh, what is Marge riding
• 27:48
  on the carousel, and oh my god, you're nothing doing nothing but talking
• 27:51
  about the Seahawks. So but I do have one or two that might stump
• 27:56
  it, including what is the name of the silent movie that they watch?
• 28:00
  Ah, no, what is it? It's farmyard Follies. I call it
• 28:04
  a waste of my time. This is just going and going and going and
• 28:11
  Nope, there's no payoff. Not really. No, I mean you're trying
• 28:14
  to sort of pepper in some stuff about wow, this is boring and yeah,
• 28:17
  let's throw radish. Yeah I told you that two minutes ago. I
• 28:21
  just went for so long and I was like, I don't what is this?
• 28:25
  Yeah, I mean I think we all acknowledged, you know, the
• 28:27
  part of silent movies in cinematic history, and also realize that, you know,
• 28:30
  no one wants to watch them these days. Yeah. But yeah,
• 28:33
  for you to devote this much time to it, you're really stretching out.
• 28:37
  You're inciting incident here. Yeah. I would preferred to like the flann has
• 28:40
  made their own silent film or something. Well. Yeah, but then while
• 28:42
  the townspeople are why were they all there? Did they not know what was
• 28:47
  going to be aired? It's like, hey, come watch a movie outside,
• 28:48
  brought to you by Flanders. We won't tell you what it is,
• 28:51
  though, pay you money and come watch it. That's a good point.
• 28:53
  I mean, yeah, again, just throw in a line like, hey,
• 28:56
  we were going to show you whatever. I mean. I think it
• 29:00
  was the Alamo Draft House. The Chaine of Cinemas in the US would occasionally
• 29:03
  have like not gimmicky screenings, but I think they did one where they set
• 29:08
  up one of those big screens on like a floaty thing in the middle of
• 29:11
  a lake and you could go out in like tubes and watch it. And
• 29:14
  they put on Jaws. I've seen it. How fucking cool is a That's
• 29:17
  like, it's a pretty good idea. Yeah, that's not bad at all.
• 29:18
  Imagine it's like at night time. Oh, of course that would be,
• 29:22
  and you're like, I'm gotta see what happens in the movie, but
• 29:25
  oh, I really want to go back to dry Land. I don't know.
• 29:29
  So to have it be like an event and then it's like, well,
• 29:33
  due to technical sequences, is we're going to be showing you three D
• 29:37
  We're going to be showing you this. Okay, well we're here now.
• 29:41
  And you know, also make something of the fact that you know, everyone's
• 29:44
  lobby to get these really good positions, like but then we oh, I've
• 29:48
  got a great position for a shit movie. Yeah, that's true. Yeah,
• 29:52
  it also is a good chance. I feel like it's been a long
• 29:53
  time since I had a good Simpsons like riot with the right music. Would
• 29:59
  you be few if he went to like a like a drive in or whatever
• 30:02
  and it was meant to be Jaws and they played deep bluec instead. Well,
• 30:06
  no, because deeply see kind of rips. Oh yeah, deeply say
• 30:10
  it's not bad. I've never watched it, really, I've always just been
• 30:12
  told now I don't watch it. It's not as good as Jaws. Well,
• 30:15
  a few things are as good. It's like, don't don't eat that
• 30:22
  quarter pan. It's not as good as sex. It's like I understand it
• 30:25
  is. Don't wink. It's not as good as sex, is it?
• 30:33
  Is it? Not? Yeah? You wake it? Sex is not as
• 30:37
  good as the real thing. But no, I don't think it'd be disappointed.
• 30:42
  But at the same time, like, uh is not the one that
• 30:47
  has like the there's a shot and always terrified me as a kid. I
• 30:51
  used to see in the trailers. It was this movie of like them in
• 30:53
  like a shipwreck or something, and it's like there's a shark coming towards them,
• 30:56
  like a fin coming towards really close in the water. Yeah, that's
• 30:59
  that one. Okay, are pretty good. I just remember that scene that
• 31:02
  looks see it I madin. I was like, that would be scary deeply.
• 31:04
  He's definitely worth checking out. Okay, is it? I just got
• 31:07
  shit? CGI. I don't think it's actually that bad. Okay, yeah,
• 31:11
  I mean I rewatched it recently. I'm like equalm in the mood for
• 31:15
  nothing about the story or anything. So I'm literally going out fresh, oh
• 31:18
  good, going completely blind. Okay. You can maybe turn off before the
• 31:21
  end credits because Llo cool Jay's in it and he does a rap over the
• 31:25
  end credits. That's not great. Okay, Well, some people tend to
• 31:30
  think it's pretty good. I myself do not. Listeners of the podcast you
• 31:34
  may feel differently about l A Cool Jay's rap over the close of Deep Blue
• 31:37
  se let us know what you think. So you're reviewing it back in the
• 31:41
  day, you're like four and a half stars and credits. I'll make that
• 31:45
  three and a half stars. LLL, I'm cool. All right. My
• 31:52
  first question for you is what is the name of the Japanese fishing boat?
• 31:56
  Well, I was in Japanese and I don't know Joe. Yeah, so
• 31:59
  it says ruka koshi kiroshi mahru, which means dolphin killer. Okay, well,
• 32:07
  not bad. When the Japanese showed up and there was fishing involved,
• 32:09
  and I'm like, you're gonna take a swipe at these guys, aren't you.
• 32:12
  Yeah, when you are doing a fireworks displaying, what builds suspense?
• 32:21
  Green something? Yes, the greenen spiral. Oh, your very is so
• 32:25
  close screen? What is it? Spinner? Spinner? Okay, And I've
• 32:30
  gonna got more question here and we'll get into the review. Mine is what
• 32:32
  is the name of the animal that march you to ride on the carousel?
• 32:37
  Mister funny? Good feeling? Any good feeling? Correct? Hit me one
• 32:42
  more and we'll get into this again. We're going to play a bit of
• 32:45
  jeopardy here, because yes, I've written any answer, but do not know
• 32:47
  the question. So your answer in the form of a question, please.
• 32:52
  Nineteen seventy two Young Young Fish Fry nineteen seventy two Young Young Fish Fry.
• 32:57
  While I'm assuming when did large last go to Barnacle Bay, I'm guessing that,
• 33:02
  Oh yeah, I mean, I'm I'm thinking there must have been a
• 33:05
  picture or something like that. Simpsons, So Young Young fish as in fry
• 33:09
  like fry something. Yes, fish fry or isn't the main character from Futurama,
• 33:14
  as you might hear on Tales of Futurama, brought to you by your
• 33:16
  friends at the Forefinger Discant Network exclusively. I'm Patreon, correct, young,
• 33:22
  I can't find anything. No, let us know, listener, Simpsons mailbag
• 33:24
  at gmail dot com. We'd love to hear from you. Yes, we'd
• 33:28
  love them to help us solve our own tribute questions. We'd love you to
• 33:30
  tell guy to lift his game. All right. So the original air date
• 33:36
  of The Wife of Corny, the first episode to air in two thousand and
• 33:38
  seven, are interesting. Note this was the highest rated episode since season sixteenth
• 33:44
  episode Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass, which aired right after the Super Bowl.
• 33:47
  So I had a bit of a crutch there, right. Barring that
• 33:50
  one, the ratings were never this high, although last is high in two
• 33:54
  thousand and four with Annoyed grunt Butt where Homer builds the robot to the robot,
• 33:58
  which is a good episode. Right, So it's been that long.
• 34:00
  It's two thousand and four, those three years since they had an episode rated
• 34:05
  this highly. Because the after first of one of the New Year could well
• 34:08
  be who knows, but maybe they're thinking, oh, the Simpsons have got
• 34:12
  a New Year's resolution, make good episode, so as I said. January
• 34:15
  seventh, two thousand and seven, Written by Kevin Curran, directed by Lance
• 34:19
  Kramer, The Couch gave the Couch and the Simpsons are pinned onto a bulletin
• 34:22
  board. The episode kicks off at the Springfield Park and they're gonna be watching
• 34:28
  an outdoor film, but unfortunately there's no place left to sit. Remember back
• 34:31
  in the day before, you pre put your tickets for the cinema and you
• 34:35
  didn't get to pick where you sat. You just had to get there early
• 34:37
  and just hope for a good spot. Do you have a good saving a
• 34:39
  seat or saving a seat for somebody else's story at the cinema? Not really
• 34:44
  no, But I mean it's well, I mean going to the cinema now,
• 34:46
  it was like, oh, really, you've I've got to sit in
• 34:50
  this seat, you know. I mean, I'm used to the just you
• 34:52
  know, you pay your ticket and you take your chance. I thought no
• 34:57
  one went to these things anymore. It's like, what the book my seat?
• 34:59
  I thought no one went to the movies anymore. Correct. Yeah,
• 35:00
  but I mean the last couple of times that I've been. I mean yeah,
• 35:02
  when Lou and I went to see like Mission Impossible, it's like,
• 35:06
  oh, we've got to actually book seats and stay in those seats. And
• 35:08
  then we got there and it was a full cinema. So I'm like,
• 35:10
  oh, look like I'm next to this big fella. Wait a minute,
• 35:13
  I'm the big fella. It's me. I realized that someone was probably looking
• 35:20
  on a looking in a mirror. Oh my god, this guy give me
• 35:25
  sit next to me with his lug purp good hope was at the movies.
• 35:29
  It was about two months ago, and this check would have been about two
• 35:32
  seats down, and it was like was packed in there right all we see
• 35:36
  it. I can't remember. It was Nicola Knight, like at date night
• 35:38
  and I hear this chick go oh this guy stinks to the person, and
• 35:44
  every guy that was in the air was just like, it's actually a good
• 35:51
  fun social experiment. Absolutely, this guy stinks and every guy is paddicked.
• 35:55
  Then you find out who the real alpha is and that mouslem even if it
• 36:00
  is no care but yes, they can't find a spot good spot to sit
• 36:05
  and they have a little battle with the Van Houghton's trying to fight for the
• 36:07
  space, and Homo uses Maggie throws like a parachute. Got about visual gag?
• 36:12
  Yeah, and they get the spot. Then Flanders introduces the g rated
• 36:15
  fair from yester Year. My favorite year, yester Year, because there's always
• 36:19
  a catch whilst they're watching the movies and putting religious pamphlets on their windshields so
• 36:23
  you will die in sin. Yeah, you know something like that. Yeah.
• 36:25
  I can't remember the last time I found a pamphlet anything on my windshield.
• 36:29
  I don't even do parking tickets on your windshield anymore. You just you
• 36:30
  just get an notification of the mail. I think, yeah, that's true.
• 36:32
  It's a lot of scary, isn't it. Yeah. I'm not a
• 36:36
  fan of that. I like the idea of like, okay, fucked up.
• 36:39
  It's like the thrill of like you know, you knew you illegally parked.
• 36:43
  It's like, oh, is there a ticket? There's no ticket.
• 36:45
  Beat the system and you see the tickets spent down of the way. You're
• 36:49
  like, quick, children, let's get to the car. Get away of
• 36:54
  the legal parking. Yes. Uh, they had the bullies the bullys,
• 36:58
  who was it? They can buy any Carl and emokemplayant fixing the sound and
• 37:01
  the color and put it in a regular theater. And I was just going,
• 37:05
  here, what the hell is this film? And why are you even
• 37:07
  there? You know, if you're complaining about it being a regular seem why'd
• 37:09
  you come out? Why is the entire sprofit there? It's it's a mystery.
• 37:15
  It's a weird set up, yet it is indeed, and you're indeed,
• 37:16
  what even is this movie? You're asking? I mean, what's the
• 37:20
  point of having it in this episode? Besides killing time? It's just killing
• 37:23
  time? And I want to see other what you meant, like, what's
• 37:25
  the deal with silent movies? I mean, Keystone Cops were like a slapstick
• 37:30
  troop of like they're police officers, but they're always messing up. And you
• 37:32
  know, I'm getting into wacky Shenanigan's was it most of the time. It's
• 37:36
  because they're all really capable of pretty much. And the police start throwing badishes
• 37:42
  at Rodden Tub, which caused it to all break down and inside show Mal
• 37:45
  demands entertainment, and I was like, fuck, there's your mal, I
• 37:51
  demand entertainment? Yeah, shore the movie Let's go this is our chance.
• 37:57
  We've been carrying these hole movies around for you is just waiting for a moment
• 38:00
  like this. Calm down, everybody, here's a movie of us. Wow,
• 38:08
  you and I ain't hoping for porn. They put a clip up of
• 38:13
  their trip to Barnacle Bay and I'll just go hear who is filming this?
• 38:16
  Oh yeah, I don't know. It's like filming them from a distance,
• 38:20
  walking down like the pier and stuff. Is this? Did you have a
• 38:25
  pervert relative? But Marge, she's never know homus, has never seen March.
• 38:30
  So happy. She takes it back to being a kid, and we
• 38:32
  all have those memories of that does to be a holiday. But it's just
• 38:36
  like I remember being there. Oh yeah, absolutely. And it's a great
• 38:38
  one letter on the episode though, where Marge sort of says, I guess
• 38:40
  nothing's ever as good as you remember it, And I'm like that is the
• 38:44
  case for most things, very true, especially old TV shows you enjoy when
• 38:47
  you're a kid. Don't do it. Just leave them in your memory.
• 38:52
  Just watch the opening, Watch watch the music. Yeah, I was so
• 38:57
  happy on that island, never seen March. When it goes somewhere so badly.
• 39:02
  I'm gonna take her back there by burning that home movie onto a DVG.
• 39:10
  We have never seen march like a DVG about a place so much.
• 39:15
  I'm gonna make her dream come true by downloading that movie onto her iPod.
• 39:21
  I'm sorry, I couldn't figure out how to get that movie onto your iPod.
• 39:24
  iPods now a dated reference, aren't they very much? So? It
• 39:28
  made two or three appearances already in this season. I guess that were prominent.
• 39:31
  I guess we all thought it was like, oh, well, yeah,
• 39:35
  we're gonna wait at the future listening in their life forever. Yeah.
• 39:38
  Yeah, they just they just died, didn't they. But Apple killed their
• 39:42
  own product I did by just slapping all onto the phone. How everything's on
• 39:45
  your fan made sense or business? Yeah, I suppose because at one point
• 39:50
  Andrew, we're gonna do it as well, so you might as well try
• 39:52
  and bitten for the punch. You're don't have to sacrifice you or anything.
• 39:53
  But they made their money from iPods. I guess that the iPod funded the
• 39:58
  iPhone. Anything. Yeah, anything you put on an eye in front of
• 40:00
  it was like, man, that's making a bit of money. And then
• 40:01
  yeah, I'm considering jumping to iPhone. I'm just like I've had only because
• 40:08
  of the camera quality. So I've had my last two Samsungs because I want
• 40:13
  to film all of stuff on my phone. And I'm like, I see
• 40:15
  someone take a photo of film with their iPhone, it just seems so much
• 40:17
  better than my Samsung. I must admit this concert that I mentioned a little
• 40:22
  earlier, Yeah, of course there's the additional concert thing now, however,
• 40:24
  and sort of holding up their phone to get a bit of footage of the
• 40:28
  of the band, which they never rewatched. So what the fuck are you
• 40:30
  wasting your time for? That is true. I mean I took a bunch
• 40:31
  of pictures because it was like, take something clear. Our friend in California,
• 40:36
  I used to go to the bar and club a bit. Just say,
• 40:37
  just go on YouTube later They'll but some screens I can see. It's
• 40:43
  like that looks a lot sharper, and I'm wondering and I was too dark.
• 40:46
  Am I doing something wrong? Like it's always at nighttime, like min
• 40:50
  not if the lights are dim? The footage of my photos is terrible.
• 40:52
  Oh yeah, what am I doing wrong? I've got that as well.
• 40:55
  I mean I don't know if I'm just been seduced by advertising, like you
• 40:59
  know, cool kids, you know, sort of taking pictures of their food
• 41:02
  on ads for Apple or saming, Like, wow, those photos look so
• 41:06
  great. Mine looks so crap. What does my big mac look like the
• 41:08
  one on the board? Why does my big back look like the big bac
• 41:12
  I ordered? Yeah. I saw a photo of a nineteen ninety eight McDonald's
• 41:15
  menu the other day and I was like, oh, the nostalgia. It's
• 41:19
  just like six items McNuggets, a couple of burgers and fries, and it's
• 41:24
  like this shit was confusing. Nothing was healthy. Yeah, you get your
• 41:28
  fucking fifty cent cookies. They weren't gonna oh the cookies. The cookies weren't
• 41:31
  bad. Were they were awesome. There was a thirty cent cone, Oh
• 41:37
  my god. And occasionally they bring in like a not an off menu item
• 41:42
  was like for a limited time limited but yeah, they had the Beef Master,
• 41:45
  which was like, okay, yeah, I think it was like two
• 41:47
  quarter pound of patties smushed into one. Oh, that's just double meat.
• 41:52
  It was. It was a big ass patty. Double meat is always better
• 41:55
  double in every facet, that's correct. Oh boy, so I'm taking the
• 42:02
  family and it's surprised vacation to Bernacle Bay. Where's Maggie? I thought it
• 42:13
  was nice that. I'm like, wait, hom it's just actually surprising Marge
• 42:15
  with a visit to Bartacle Bay. I'm like, what, who is this
• 42:17
  guy? Yeah, we're sort of waiting for the other shoe to drop.
• 42:21
  It's like, how's he gonna fuck this? Because she was like, where's
• 42:23
  Maggie? And I was like, here we go. Oh no, this
• 42:27
  is all going to plant. What is going on? They across their teams.
• 42:30
  Okay, you're often not the best start with the showing the silent movie
• 42:34
  too long, but this is all right. Question do we see Maggie for
• 42:37
  the rest of the episode? Not to the best of my retic clip,
• 42:42
  Lisa and Marge go to the museum. That's true by themselves. Homer's on
• 42:45
  the boat and bart is apparently on the boat too. Where the funk is
• 42:49
  Maggie? I guess those meth adult ice cream parlor employees was the babysitter doing
• 42:54
  a side hustle as babysitters. They're leaving now in the ferry that the food
• 42:59
  for the cat and off for Grandpa because of course, it's just fun to
• 43:01
  make fun of Grandpa these days. Yes, and they're approaching Barnacle Bay that
• 43:05
  she thinks it's the fog, and like, there is memories like that when
• 43:08
  you're a kid. It's just like, you know, the fog or that
• 43:12
  I obvious, say, the smell of grass being cut takes me back.
• 43:14
  What's what's the smell for you that takes back to your childhood? I definitely
• 43:17
  cut grass as one of them. Yea, yeah, yeah, And it's
• 43:20
  like, oh, Bobby's out the front, cut in the lawn. Yeah,
• 43:22
  it's very reminiscent of a Saturday. Yes, that's it a Saturday when
• 43:24
  you're watching cartoon. Yeah, and then it's sort of a whole bunch of
• 43:28
  other stuff clicks into place as a result. It's either you know, hearing
• 43:30
  the footy on the radio, or the exact temperature of the sun on your
• 43:36
  skin or something like that. It's like, oh wow, that's so vivid.
• 43:37
  I can yeah remember all of that, or you know the song that
• 43:42
  used to play on AM radio all the time. Yeah, I mean and
• 43:45
  that all yeah comes into focus with just one one memory and all one sort
• 43:51
  of memory trigger, like, yeah, the smell of cut grass or whatever.
• 43:53
  The smell of piss and vodka and regret is like the smell of going
• 43:57
  out when you're a teenager. They arrive, but the fog smells like Heney
• 44:05
  turns out that her childhood paradise is now a dump. And I've had moments
• 44:09
  like this where I'm like, I'm gonna take alliot to where I used to
• 44:10
  play when I was a kid at this park and I get that and I'm
• 44:13
  like, oh, the slide's gone and the extrawin all over it. Yeah,
• 44:17
  this isn't the one kids, Let's just keep just keep driving. And
• 44:22
  it's they make fun of Brazil here, true, Yeah, because basically what
• 44:25
  happened was when they went to Brazil for the episode that we reviewed where my
• 44:30
  really says the penpal correct And basically Brazil was so pissed off with that episode
• 44:35
  that they and anti Simpsons campaign and then this is their retaliation. Simpsons doesn't
• 44:40
  name Brazil Brazil campaign. Yeah, well they because they shit can Brazil that
• 44:45
  entire time. Basically, Brazil just didn't like the jokes. So they come
• 44:49
  out from commercial and Marge looks at mister funny good feeling it was all broken
• 44:53
  on the merry go Round and it was swastikas for eyes. Yeah, yeah,
• 44:57
  yeah, it's the way it goes. And the candy sh shop workers
• 45:00
  they love tourist because they haven't had one for a long time. And then
• 45:04
  whooh, this is the thing for you. I'm like, oh, caramel,
• 45:07
  get your berries. Oh you jeez, you could caramel my arm.
• 45:10
  I may get the knife in the sticky. Eh hm. Why didn't they
• 45:20
  stop? Well, that's too much sugar. It's not sugar, it's caramel.
• 45:32
  Stop mispronouncing caramel. They've got an a in it. They double down
• 45:37
  on it. They do. Indeed, then they asked them so call him
• 45:39
  Skipper, because don't think we get his name, the Skipper of the Rotting
• 45:43
  Pelican. Yes, rotting Pelican was initially one of my trivia questions, and
• 45:45
  I was like, we're seeing this ship a lot more than I thought we
• 45:47
  were, so cuts that one out. They make a joke about Clinton here
• 45:52
  wiggling his way out of another one dated in two thousand and seven. It's
• 45:55
  bad to say. I don't think anyone watching cared or or kids were you
• 46:00
  who Clinton was? I mean, we're at the tail end of the of
• 46:04
  the w Bushy is we're about to elect Obama because he ended in two thousand,
• 46:08
  right, yes, yeah, so it's seven years he hasn't been in
• 46:12
  office. And it's like the whole sex scandal was like bit dities. Yeah,
• 46:15
  and at the time, I mean, it was a thing, but
• 46:19
  it wasn't really. I don't think anyone was like, oh, we're gonna
• 46:22
  remember you know, Bill Clinton for that sex scandal. It was we're like,
• 46:24
  oh, yeah, this happened. I feel like it's the first like
• 46:27
  Clinton gag in the Simpsons for like seasons, and it happens here. Yeah,
• 46:31
  in two thousand and seven. What's going on? This island has been
• 46:35
  on hard times since well since the young Young Fish disappeared. Yum, young
• 46:38
  fish. Oh, yum, young fisher. I will used to eat here.
• 46:43
  They're the most delicious fish in the ocean. Better than Cride, much
• 46:46
  better. Oh baby. He brought him in by the boat load day and
• 46:51
  night. Than one day they and they were gone. Maybe you just overfished
• 46:54
  them, maybe they underspawned. Maybe you killed the nile. Remember the fish
• 47:00
  killed themselves. Maybe you should be a shamed of yourself, or maybe you
• 47:02
  should marry Millhouse. Yeah that's right. I know about Milhouse that margin realizes
• 47:08
  that nothing is as good as you remember, and I'm like, yeah,
• 47:10
  I feel that paid. And then Homer says he knows three people who can
• 47:13
  make mudget tream come true. And it cuts through the candy shot workers and
• 47:15
  then not only them working with the Simpsons to sitting there with their glasses on
• 47:20
  the chili in the sun home. Then course March at the window and I
• 47:23
  liked this and know whether you liked with a cup house business, and he's
• 47:28
  fixed the carousel for her and oh Homo man effort. Yeah, as I
• 47:31
  said a line that I'm just like, eh, you've got Yeah, it's
• 47:35
  really is one to be ambivalent about it, but it's like, just let
• 47:37
  us think that, don't say it correct. Yeah, there's a few instances
• 47:42
  throughout this episode where it's like, you've got gags that should work or that
• 47:46
  could work on a different seconds, but they don't really land. Some are
• 47:51
  poorly conceived, and we'll get to that when we get to that. Yeah,
• 47:52
  there's one or two others where it's like, like Dan's timing is wrong,
• 47:57
  which is odd because Dan's normally got Swiss watch kind of timing. Yeah,
• 48:00
  anyway, but yeah, that's yeah, that was one. We're like,
• 48:05
  this could have gone either way. So they're on the Merry Go Round.
• 48:07
  We call it Merry Go Round. Yeah, I mean saying carousel,
• 48:09
  merry go round, don't call it. Yes, And Marge says, we
• 48:13
  are the kids and they're having some exercise operating the Merry Go Round. Then
• 48:16
  the day's not over yet because there's a fireworks display which has been done by
• 48:21
  Homer. And yeah, he's just he's kick assing, he's rocking it.
• 48:22
  Yeah, he's doing a great job, and everyone's excited by the finale.
• 48:27
  I'm like that I haven't seen a good fireworks displayed for a long time,
• 48:29
  Like we haven't just gone because the kids are always asleep by the time the
• 48:31
  fireworks are going. But I can't wait to take the kids to see him
• 48:35
  for the first time because they've never seen fireworks really never, Oh my gosh.
• 48:37
  I mean because I don't usually do it to like nine point thirty.
• 48:40
  No, you're usually pretty late when we do it here in Geelong at least.
• 48:44
  Yeah, because I think we do the kids what I mean, yeah,
• 48:45
  yeah, what do we do it for? I mean, we really
• 48:47
  do it for day New Year's at the show, they do it as well.
• 48:52
  Okay, but they usually do it at like nine point thirty for the
• 48:53
  kids and then like midnight on New Year's Eve for the adults. But my
• 48:59
  kids always a sleepy night dirty. But I think this year maybe I'll kick
• 49:00
  him up, because like, can you remember the first that we saw fireworks?
• 49:05
  Not the first first time, but I I've never been I can remember
• 49:08
  the age where you sort of got bored of them. Yeah, the allure
• 49:12
  kind of wears up. I mean I get the feeling that certainly here and
• 49:15
  Gelong and with all due respect to the people who put on the fireworks here
• 49:17
  and Gee Long, it's kind of like, okay, and what are the
• 49:20
  same And there's a green spinner all that kind of stuff. I mean,
• 49:23
  I keep bringing up my trip to California, but I mean, yeah,
• 49:27
  we were there for the fourth of July and went to this canty fans around
• 49:30
  the lake. It's very nice. Everybody was there and enjoy and enjoying and
• 49:34
  having good time. They did a fire dog, it had my corn dog,
• 49:37
  and they did a fantastic fireworks display at the very end that went on
• 49:40
  for a very long time. But it's like, I don't think I've enjoyed
• 49:44
  fireworks this much in decades. I mean, this is just you know,
• 49:50
  it's it's well timed, it's well choreographed. They you know, they was
• 49:52
  a music playing like Arica. There was there was a bit of that,
• 49:55
  but mostly it was kind of it was you know that marched me did.
• 50:00
  Man, it's so fireworks. It's just like that. It's just like fireworks.
• 50:05
  And I'm sure I've said that. It really made me buy into you
• 50:08
  know, we sort of make fun of our American how Americans get USA America
• 50:14
  is the best country world. Look at this kind of like I kind of
• 50:17
  buying into it. You guys are pretty great. You've got a lot to
• 50:22
  be proud of. But this is obviously where Homer, unfortunately as kick us
• 50:27
  as ears, accidentally burns down the pier. That's not that's not it's just
• 50:30
  shit happens sometimes. Yeah, well it's a purely active god. A gust
• 50:37
  of wind gets a spark and it hits the sole pier that goes up,
• 50:40
  and it's something you're setting the fireworks at the pier. He's doing away,
• 50:45
  like you've said, from the pier, but like away from the pier,
• 50:46
  and the wind blew it back towards him correct. Ye know, he was
• 50:50
  doing everything right, and then nature just conspired against him. And then the
• 50:53
  town conspired agains him because they weren't happy about yeah, and they tie him
• 50:57
  up. I got really uncomfortable with the hook in the nose and everything.
• 51:00
  I was more like confused by like Marge's lack of really caring. She was
• 51:04
  just like, at least they didn't you know, do they left your clothes
• 51:07
  on or you underwe And I'm like, your husband's hooked up by a fucking
• 51:12
  hook. Yeah, and he's you know, it's clearly affecting the point where
• 51:14
  he's sort of doing that bordle bordle, the kind of stroke speak. I
• 51:19
  guess what I say, which is uncomfortable. I've got to I've got a
• 51:22
  deathly fear of having a stroke. I've got to say, Man, heart
• 51:24
  attack I can handle, hopefully, it'll just take me out like that because
• 51:28
  of all my cholesterol and I've eaten that a straight's worth it. I regret
• 51:32
  nothing. Uh yeah, but a stroke, I'd be like, ah,
• 51:37
  so what's the difference between a heart attack and a stroke? Then? I
• 51:40
  think I think a stroke sort of cuts off blood supply and to your brain,
• 51:45
  doesn't it. I know, I know what happens is, Well,
• 51:47
  my grandma had a stroke and she can't move her arms, her left arm,
• 51:51
  probably anymore like the whole left side of a body. I think its
• 51:53
  with the nervous system. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not mad on
• 51:59
  that happening. I'm not matter it even happened in touch? Would that ever
• 52:01
  happens? Touch? Touch? We go to whatever this is, how do
• 52:06
  you want to go out? Oh? And a pile of money surrounded by
• 52:09
  many beautiful later very much. It's a cop out to say in my sleep,
• 52:15
  that's that's the dream, right, very much? Yeah? Yeah,
• 52:19
  or just but but quickly. Yeah, I don't want to drawn out.
• 52:22
  That's the plan. You'll never see it. Gun. He's giving me back
• 52:30
  in two weeks. But the sailor here says he can come fish off all
• 52:35
  the all the money that he owes now to rebuild the pier. And he
• 52:38
  says, are you queer, strange or quick gain? Yeah? A bit
• 52:42
  of both, And then they let's traffic in some stereotypes. Then Homie gets
• 52:47
  introduced to the crew. I want you to meet my crew. It's my
• 52:52
  first mate, Billy, and this is Fausto. Yeah, he just plays
• 52:57
  with that knife all the name. It's my great man. Now I need
• 53:01
  a new thing. I liked Fasto with his knife. Yeah, his thing.
• 53:07
  He's gonna find a new thing because he bustled his knife. I feel
• 53:08
  like if this was a character in like a season eight or seven episode,
• 53:10
  we talk about him a lot more. He's like he stands out because he's
• 53:15
  like a season eighteen episode, no one ever talks about him. Yeah,
• 53:19
  but I mean he was like one good one liner away from being quite memorable.
• 53:23
  Yeah, because I feel like people would be going, it's my thing.
• 53:25
  If you feel like in the Golden ear of the Simpsons, you know,
• 53:29
  yeah, that could be he could he could be quite memorable. Yeah,
• 53:31
  he really could. Yeah. I quite liked him. But then Homer
• 53:36
  eating the live fish for me not great, but that the ugly fish that
• 53:38
  was like, oh, and he's like, let me just test make sure
• 53:42
  I need he buys it. I'm like, that thing's alive. Yeah,
• 53:45
  gross, stupid doesn't make sense. No, not for me. Homer then
• 53:49
  serves baked for dinner and realize that he's done the wrong thing. Is this
• 53:52
  where he's doing the loud whisper? Could be I think, well, I
• 53:57
  know he says it's it is because he goes, you're very ugly. It's
• 54:00
  opposite there, Yeah, okay, yeah, that's right. Yeah. But
• 54:05
  I did like the fact that Homer, being an idiot, turned out to
• 54:07
  say the day correct. Yeah, about him ruining the day for a change.
• 54:10
  Yeah, and the young young fish take the bait because of Home's bait.
• 54:15
  They they it's catching the fish again and saves the town. But I
• 54:20
  hated the chief fish clubber Homer. I did not like that at all.
• 54:24
  Look, I'm trying to think of ways that this joke could have possibly worked
• 54:29
  as a joke. I mean I can't no, just like I don't know,
• 54:35
  maybe have the leader was Homer's wanted a job on the whole time or
• 54:37
  a title. I mean everyone's got like, you know, Billy does this
• 54:40
  and Fouso does that, and that's the like, Oh I wish I was,
• 54:44
  you know, a proper seaman and had it like a job or something
• 54:46
  like that. Here you go, Homer, here's your job, and he's
• 54:51
  kind of like, ah, and then that's it. But yeah, him
• 54:53
  actually like clubbing the fish quite graphically well, I mean you don't see the
• 54:59
  fish getting club. You see the aftermath of it, and to the tune
• 55:01
  of at Last, which is a really lovely song as well as like I
• 55:07
  get what you're going for, you know, the whole juxtaposition of beautiful music
• 55:10
  and really disgusting act. But it doesn't work in this episode, and it
• 55:15
  just doesn't work generally. Just had an idea of another way we can sort
• 55:19
  of tweaking your ending and adding it just throwing things out there. So Lisa
• 55:23
  her whole thing, she's already planned the seed of She thinks that they're overfishing,
• 55:27
  right, she wants them to stop overfishing. They get back to the
• 55:30
  shore and they look at all the fishness thanks to Homer, and I'll hear
• 55:35
  Homer, you can be the chief clubber, right, And it was like
• 55:37
  go home. Lisa's sitting there looking at home and going, don't do it,
• 55:40
  dad, and Homa's like, I can't do it. I can't,
• 55:43
  my little girl. And then Homer ends up letting the fish all free.
• 55:45
  And then they come to conclusion, well, how he's supposed to rebuild the
• 55:49
  town now? And then it cuts to the tree. So then Homer Lisa
• 55:52
  gets her wishes, he makes he does a good father act in the process,
• 55:57
  he wins us over his viewers because he doesn't club the fish. Yeah,
• 56:00
  the fish will go free if you have to have the fish coming gag
• 56:02
  and have like another person do it. We just don't have the fish getting
• 56:06
  club have Homer not Well, you've got to have that set up, you
• 56:09
  know, you've got to have it set up before, Homer. You know,
• 56:12
  it's like one of you're like the person who normally clubs fish doesn't survive
• 56:16
  the shipwreck or doesn't survive the perfect storm. Homer, it's your job now.
• 56:22
  And he's like, oh, no, I can't do it. I
• 56:24
  don't know. Maybe I was thinking that they just go back to the showl
• 56:28
  without the perfect storm, the whole perfect storm. So we take that out
• 56:30
  of the equation. It's the case of, well, then you've got a
• 56:32
  whole like five or ten minutes that's just missing from the episode. More silent,
• 56:37
  more, more silent movie. Oh boy, this have we han't clear
• 56:42
  us yet? Gay panic? Yes, ship never too much? Oh god,
• 56:51
  just fixing the Simpsons. It's harder than we thought. But you're right,
• 56:55
  I mean, yeah, the club in the fish gag did not land.
• 56:57
  No, not at all. No March and Lisa then go to the
• 57:00
  Barnacle Bay Oceanographic Institute the signs of SpongeBob and the global warming in the next
• 57:05
  three years di rauma thing, and we see the guy seeing the Perfect Storm.
• 57:08
  Just in case you weren't aware, this is a Perfect Storm parody.
• 57:15
  I've never seen the Perfect Storm another movie? Should I watch that one?
• 57:16
  It's a pretty good one, it is, okay, Yeah, you're a
• 57:19
  good cast, well made. Is it just a disaster movie essentially? Not
• 57:22
  really a disaster movie or such. I mean it's more so like a you
• 57:25
  initially think, oh, this is men just when you thought it was seas
• 57:29
  to go back in the water, men working together to you know, overcome
• 57:32
  obstacles, and you know, it's pretty good. Who's in the Clooney Wahlburg
• 57:37
  Cloney in it? Yeah, cloneys lead. I always thought that Josh what's
• 57:42
  his name was in it? Now that's that's Pearl Harbor, isn't it.
• 57:45
  Yes? Yes, yeah, different p a completely different person. But it's
• 57:51
  also a harbor and waters. Yeah, Perfect Storm not bad at all.
• 57:59
  In fact, I think they've sort of tailored the captain to look a bit
• 58:01
  like Cloney and Perfect Storm. Ah, maybe that's what it could be then,
• 58:05
  because it just seems like you've gone out of your way to make him
• 58:07
  feel special. This is this screams guest star does. Yeah, that's what
• 58:10
  I was thinking. I was like, Oh, is that so that was
• 58:13
  Maurice Smash Okay. Then it turns out you couldn't get George Cliney for this.
• 58:16
  I was thinking, Yeah, clearly the stage would have he been because
• 58:21
  remember that stay he was in South Park and showed up on friends collect them
• 58:24
  all from the network like that's it's amazing. He never sort of stuck his
• 58:30
  head into Simpson's HQ. Then Fausta doesn't like to look at the weather and
• 58:36
  this trick knee plays up the cabin. I'm like, this is my dad.
• 58:37
  My dad used to say this. He goes, Rain's not coming when
• 58:40
  he doesn't hurt. Oh, He's like, yep, rain's coming to my
• 58:44
  knee hurts. I'm like, daddy full of ship And turns out the rain
• 58:46
  would be it's true. My friend Anthony has that's weird. He'll know that
• 58:52
  you know storms are coming when when he's when he's bad, knee acts.
• 58:55
  How do you know he's check the weather report? But we come back from
• 59:00
  commercial margin is now concerned because they've seen it's gonna be a perfect storm,
• 59:05
  and she's in the lighthouse, she's looking out, and she thinks that she
• 59:07
  concentrates hard enough they love are so strong that she'll be able to hear his
• 59:08
  thoughts. I think that's from Perfect Storm as well, is that it's been
• 59:12
  a very long time since I've seen them that establishing like Star Wars. Maybe
• 59:19
  we think of a film before that where it's like reading someone's thoughts. I
• 59:22
  guess they did, like Toilet Zone and stuff, didn't they Yeah, I'm
• 59:23
  sure they would have, but I'm trying to recall if it actually isn't Perfect
• 59:28
  Storm. But I get the feeling does have sort of some melodramatic moments like
• 59:30
  okay, yeah, if not necessarily like read my thoughts come back to me.
• 59:35
  It's more like, you know, you'll have someone like it's better they're
• 59:38
  going I want them to come back to me, and all that kind of
• 59:40
  stuff. But you do sometimes have that feeling where it's just like I just
• 59:44
  concentrate hard enough, I could be able to read, not read someone's thoughts,
• 59:46
  but it's just like I can sense them somewhere. I've never thought this
• 59:50
  I've never thought this. Really. I was like, you know, I
• 59:52
  remember my uncle first passed away when I was younger. I'm like, maybe
• 59:54
  if I just like think hard enough, I feel like I'm like not communicating
• 59:59
  to him, but it's just like he can like I can sense him.
• 1:00:01
  But having said that, I was like, twelve, Yeah, have you
• 1:00:05
  said that? I mean, I think I've said on previous shows, I'm
• 1:00:07
  really interested in deja vu. Yeah. Oh, I've experienced it several times.
• 1:00:13
  Yeah, and for it to happen it's weird, man, it really
• 1:00:15
  is. And I mean, I mean it's something that really happens well to
• 1:00:20
  me least, and clearly. I'm like, I've dreamt thish, I've been
• 1:00:23
  through this moment, even if it's just like three seconds of like I was
• 1:00:27
  in this particular spot and yeah, this particular thing was happening. I don't
• 1:00:30
  remember anything else, but I do recall this. It's enough to get you
• 1:00:34
  thinking, Okay, are there like multiverses and all that shit is? You
• 1:00:38
  know, are we all existing? Is everything happening all at once? Someone
• 1:00:44
  about to put a chicken in my life and make her gain? But yeah,
• 1:00:50
  I mean that is a South Park reference. Is indeed a South Park
• 1:00:52
  reference, tuning to go down to South Park where we talked about the panaverse.
• 1:00:58
  Indeed. But yeah, if something like that exists, and empirically to
• 1:01:02
  me it does, what else does it? What else does exist? A
• 1:01:07
  ghost? Real? There's like the thing is, there's a reason for us
• 1:01:10
  being here. We're just too stupid to figure it out, and we never
• 1:01:13
  know. Stop trying to figure it out now, just just dig it,
• 1:01:15
  just live it, Just enjoy it, jkl Man. Just keep living.
• 1:01:20
  Don't worry about what you're going to be doing after you're gone. Just fucking
• 1:01:22
  enjoy what that you're here? Correct, correct it? But you need to
• 1:01:25
  finger discaps, that's the thing. Yeah. So then we get the boat
• 1:01:30
  getting destroyed by the water, and we turn the bart Is in the in
• 1:01:32
  the life raft case, so they've got no life raft now of course as
• 1:01:35
  well. And he's not there because he loves Homer's there because he didn't want
• 1:01:37
  to do ars and craft. We didn't want to paint crabshell. Yes,
• 1:01:40
  just smash him, and Homer says, you did the right thing. Then
• 1:01:44
  Moe and Lenny and Carl Or get a terrible feeling that's something bad has happened.
• 1:01:47
  The Lenny to Fausto and marged hover and they go to leave, but
• 1:01:52
  it's raining outside, so they don't. I'm kind of glad because I thought
• 1:01:54
  it would have been a really cliche ending for Oh the fans sends something,
• 1:01:58
  so now they're going to go and save the day. Was that a Perfect
• 1:02:00
  Storm reference at all? I'm wondering about that. I think it might be.
• 1:02:04
  I'm doing a bit of research Internet research because there are a few things
• 1:02:08
  I wanted to find out here. Let's have a look at notes no reception,
• 1:02:15
  they're not really telling us anything. No, thanks a lot, Wikipedia,
• 1:02:20
  because yeah, like I said, it's been a long time since seen
• 1:02:22
  Perfect Storm. But I'm pretty sure there is a thing where it's you know,
• 1:02:23
  all these people who live by the water, except they don't in Springfield
• 1:02:28
  are kind of like, oh boy, oh they're out on the water.
• 1:02:30
  Oh, something terrible was gonna happen or something like that. I was wondering
• 1:02:32
  about, and I think we might be an into this. The bit where
• 1:02:35
  Homer goes to the bow and is like she to the golf ball at the
• 1:02:37
  bower. Yeah, I'm like, what's what's all that about? That's going
• 1:02:40
  to be from something? Right that has to be perfect storm has to be
• 1:02:44
  you would think so. But I was, yeah, I'm going to google
• 1:02:45
  perfect storm golf ball, see what happens, okay? Or why yeah,
• 1:02:49
  wife are quite a golf ball even or both perfect storm golf ball and we
• 1:02:54
  get nothings perfect Storm movie movie storm golf ball. Because I was very curious
• 1:03:05
  about the meaning of the point, because it seems like it's just got to
• 1:03:08
  be a direct reference to something. But I couldn't find anything online. So
• 1:03:14
  let us know, listener, Simpsons mailbag at gmail dot com, can you
• 1:03:16
  tell us what they were trying to take off there? If anything, please
• 1:03:21
  do because even like the visual, just look the way it looked at it
• 1:03:23
  looked like it was just a direct rip off of something very much so.
• 1:03:29
  But I watched this and I was just getting anxiety, Like I'm scared of
• 1:03:35
  water at the best of times. I can't imagine being in this kind of
• 1:03:38
  situation. I've seeing a wave just approaching the boat like that. Oh goodness,
• 1:03:42
  yeah, no, absolutely terrifying. No. I mean, I've been
• 1:03:45
  fortunate never to be in a situation like that, but I imagine I would
• 1:03:49
  soil myself quite dramatically. Yeah, they cut to before we get that though,
• 1:03:53
  so they say they say shit prayer, and then the captain says,
• 1:03:59
  don't worry. The sea would never take a lot of a ten year old
• 1:04:00
  boy. Than is it here? Should I hate him with the shovel?
• 1:04:03
  That's that's that's that's another whisper. Yeah, what's the code word we've avoided
• 1:04:10
  this time of the entire episode? Oh mad see give her a fish,
• 1:04:16
  take her of boats, toilet to the world. The Greeks call you Poseidon,
• 1:04:21
  the Romans Aquaman, look into that starfish heart and protect our souls so
• 1:04:29
  we might live to go tubing Undy again. Do you think your mother will
• 1:04:34
  ever remarry? In about two seconds, will you let up? Shud chuck?
• 1:04:43
  The Greeks call you beside, and the Romans Aquaman. I'm like,
• 1:04:46
  your timing's off, Dan. I mean you just say, you know,
• 1:04:49
  if you sort of didn't have that gap between Romans and Aquaman and be like,
• 1:04:53
  you know, your brain's gonna take it second or two to catch up,
• 1:04:56
  Like, oh wait a minute, that's not bad. But yeah,
• 1:04:58
  you're sort of like Aquimen. You don't need to sell us on the punchline
• 1:05:03
  that much. But then we get the pre scene that hopefully the boiler blew
• 1:05:08
  up and shared their faces straight off, and I was like, you know
• 1:05:10
  what, I was a little bit un comfortable. I was like, because
• 1:05:13
  of what happened earlier in the year with the submarine that explained that. I
• 1:05:16
  was like, ah, it's kind of apparently laugh at this kind of stuff
• 1:05:19
  anymore. Really, A lot of people were yeah, no, I feel
• 1:05:25
  bad for the kid, absolutely, yeah, yeah, because like, you
• 1:05:29
  know, great adults, you like this kid. He went along with his
• 1:05:33
  dad, and I'm like, how old was he? He was he a
• 1:05:35
  teenager or fourteen fifteen? Oh? Fuck, yeah, that's that's not good.
• 1:05:40
  Nah, not good at all. But they arrived okay, and the
• 1:05:44
  Portuguese police are there to get faster, yeah, the immigration department, yeah
• 1:05:48
  yeah. And he bails and then explains how he said the day. Turns
• 1:05:54
  out he said he found menmaids, and I was like, oh, what
• 1:05:55
  is going on here? And then turns out he actually just passed out.
• 1:05:59
  They get brought up by a Japanese boat. How times to jump back in
• 1:06:01
  the water. They really fucked the ending up with this episode. I think
• 1:06:05
  it's kind of a mess. I mean I felt very rushed. Yeah,
• 1:06:09
  I mean, I like the idea of they want to build thro the perfect
• 1:06:13
  storm, and it's like, but how do we get out of it?
• 1:06:14
  I don't know, Homopix, he sees me cut down some trees. That's
• 1:06:17
  everyone's sad. Yeah, the tree, the tree bit. I mean,
• 1:06:20
  I think they sort of botched it a bit, but I think it's not
• 1:06:23
  a bad idea in concept of life. Yeah, for this town to succeed,
• 1:06:28
  something bad is going to have to happen to the natural world. Yep.
• 1:06:31
  So it's either you know, you over fish or or you cut down
• 1:06:35
  every tree. I mean, a happy medium. Doesn't it exactly make for
• 1:06:39
  good comedy, But we do get a Larry Flint, We get a Larry
• 1:06:43
  Flint reference. They are bad, yeah, for all his hustler and barely
• 1:06:46
  legal magazines magazines. So overall this episode, yeah, not as bad as
• 1:06:56
  what was last week's one. It was that bad that I didn't recall the
• 1:07:00
  hall hoarded couple. Uh no, no, hang on a sick It was
• 1:07:03
  killed Gill Volumes one and two. Oh boy, no wonder our memories failed
• 1:07:09
  us. I think it was our brains were thinking better than us and trying
• 1:07:12
  to do a good job of suppressing. Yeah, that was we didn't like
• 1:07:16
  kill Gill Volumes one and two, but we didn't and we didn't mind talking
• 1:07:20
  about it, and hopefully you don't mind listening to it. What do we
• 1:07:24
  learn, Bomber? Would you learn for the episode? Mister Davis? That
• 1:07:30
  for me to get my issues of Hustler and Barely Legal, it's worth cutting
• 1:07:32
  down a forest or two. How many magazines do you do you think you
• 1:07:36
  purchased a Hustler over the years. Oh no, I don't think I have
• 1:07:39
  a purchased Hustler or any new dy magazine. Oh you're plenty. Yeah,
• 1:07:44
  would you like to see my collection? I'm a child sorted by althabetical and
• 1:07:48
  by breast size. I'm a childer before the Internet, but which I meant,
• 1:07:53
  well, I was a young adult pre internet, so like and kids
• 1:07:57
  won't experience it anymore, But like, I think why generation would laugh?
• 1:08:00
  This one's where you had that one moment growing up where you found Newdy magazine
• 1:08:02
  in a fucking a bush somewhere or something. You're like, this is gross
• 1:08:05
  but cute. I'm not seeing this in real life, so I might as
• 1:08:11
  well check it out on the printed peek. No, I never bought any
• 1:08:15
  Larry Flint publications because they always struck me as kind of it's gonna I'm gonna
• 1:08:19
  sound like a bit hell and love joy here, but or more flat but
• 1:08:23
  bit vulgar. You know. Hustler was always we're showing you the whole butcher
• 1:08:27
  shoppers as they as they say. But you're looking at You're like, I
• 1:08:30
  don't know if I should be looking at this. Oh yeah, it's like,
• 1:08:34
  I'm not studying medicine. What's it lighting? I think it's a lighting
• 1:08:38
  clickor well you can see your kidneys. It's like, this is too much.
• 1:08:44
  I don't think I want my smart with a little for nest, which
• 1:08:45
  is why you that is the quote of the of the week. I want
• 1:08:48
  my smart little fitness. You'd get Playboy or Panouse. It's like, okay,
• 1:08:54
  well, you know he's a naked lady. But this thing is the
• 1:08:56
  lighting is very nice and you know, it's quite tasteful. But at the
• 1:08:59
  same time, hey, that lady's got new pants. So yeah, for
• 1:09:01
  you know, a not enlightened teenage boy, you know, also horny,
• 1:09:06
  it's like, yeah, this is getting a spot, getting it done.
• 1:09:09
  Also, I was talking about this with the Made of Mine online and the
• 1:09:12
  fact that you know, back in the late eighties early nineties, it's a
• 1:09:16
  it's a cliche to say, wow, I read Playboy for the articles.
• 1:09:19
  Playboy heads are legitimately good articles. Yeah. Yeah, the film reviewer was
• 1:09:23
  actually really good. That's an I was talking about the guys like, we
• 1:09:29
  can't say this to anybody because nobody will believe us. But yeah, the
• 1:09:31
  guy's name was Bruce Williamson and he was a legit good reviewer. Hey Bubby,
• 1:09:34
  when I grew up, I'm going to be this and he's like,
• 1:09:38
  you ain't going to be no woman by the article is dad, this is
• 1:09:43
  the twenty first century. We're not being that inclusive. I have a look
• 1:09:45
  at this for the leaders look at this for the article's dad is going to
• 1:09:48
  be reading that Dad magazine for the articles from this forward. Your name will
• 1:09:54
  be all right. It's some of the guy Davis new name Championship. He
• 1:09:58
  curn't leaderboard stands at this in first position, we have three way time Luke
• 1:10:02
  McKay, Philip J. Hawkins, and Kyl muldoon or on ten points.
• 1:10:05
  Oh my god, that's I couldn't believe it last week. Yeah, but
• 1:10:10
  you know, it's just constantly shifting. It was like, oh my god,
• 1:10:13
  this is incredible, and yeah, a three way tie for first place.
• 1:10:16
  Let's see how it goes. We dropped some new names and the first
• 1:10:19
  one that gets one point is Nautical by Nature. Oh that is Luke McKay,
• 1:10:26
  which puts him out right first for now, my god, for now
• 1:10:30
  on eleven points. Well, let's see who gets two points for the dull
• 1:10:34
  Sidon adventure. That is Brian Hughes with his first points of the season so
• 1:10:41
  far. So that means that Luke is still safe in first position on eleven
• 1:10:44
  points. Well done Brian on two points all right, but three points go
• 1:10:47
  to deadliest catch. Ooh so these three points change things around. So but
• 1:10:56
  not for Luke McKay. He's still in first on eleven points. Philip J.
• 1:11:00
  Hawk's and Camaldin still on ten and second now, but Justin Williams has
• 1:11:03
  jumped from three to six points, putting him outright third. Oh boy,
• 1:11:08
  Justin Williams, well done with her three points. Now we have an outright
• 1:11:11
  third position. Well done, Justin, very well done, Justin, and
• 1:11:14
  thank You's things interesting? Yeah, looks like you better not miss you come
• 1:11:19
  for the King. Our first one comes from Andrew JP just for you.
• 1:11:29
  Yeah, have you ever been fishing? I tried it once on a weekend
• 1:11:33
  away with cricket mates, but I wasn't a fan. I have been fishing,
• 1:11:41
  but yeah, I think like you Andrew JP, I was, is
• 1:11:45
  this all there is? I have to hope this worm. But putting on
• 1:11:47
  a hook, well there's that too. Yeah. There are some people who
• 1:11:51
  make it look very you know, fulfilling. I like looking well, not
• 1:11:57
  for hours on end, but you know, a good fly fisher, how
• 1:12:00
  they're sort of very elegant with their rod. The idea of like catching the
• 1:12:05
  fish, I'm like fine with It's just like I feel bad about catching it
• 1:12:10
  and just letting it choke to death, yeah, or doing the smash or
• 1:12:14
  the or the slit or whatever. Yeah. And as far as like just
• 1:12:17
  you know, sitting on the dock of the bay with your your rod and
• 1:12:19
  your reel, It's like, I imagine that could be like quite a meditative
• 1:12:25
  or contemplative pastime while you're just waiting. It's like how golf ruins a good
• 1:12:30
  walk, Fishing could just ruin a good sit by the bay. Fun story
• 1:12:33
  for locals here, So you've been to Geelong, you know, we have
• 1:12:36
  the Adventure Park. Right, we do one of the earliest home videos of
• 1:12:41
  myself when I was about three or four, I want to say, and
• 1:12:45
  the Aventure Park used to just be a trout farm and it's my dad knew
• 1:12:48
  the guy who owned the trout farm. And there's a video of myself,
• 1:12:51
  my dad and my uncle Jock fishing at this trout farm and me catching this
• 1:12:55
  trout but I wasn't really, I don't really it in. I get the
• 1:12:57
  bite and I just run backwards and to the fish that I out of the
• 1:13:00
  water. That's brilliant. So yeah, so that you see footage there on
• 1:13:05
  this whole video of where the Aventure Park is, there's just nothing there.
• 1:13:10
  It's just traut f traut far, just me not really just running backwards until
• 1:13:15
  the until the fishes eventually add the w on like half fifty meters down the
• 1:13:18
  track. It's brilliant. Did you guys is from Ryan King. Did you
• 1:13:24
  guys ever watched movies on an iPod? I can't believe we used to watch
• 1:13:27
  movies on a screen so small. I still have an eyepodclastic that I use
• 1:13:30
  every day, but only for my music and podcast. Sounds like a man
• 1:13:31
  of your taste. Indeed. Indeed, I used to have like the little
• 1:13:34
  iPod Nano and I actually threw down a few bucks recently just to get an
• 1:13:40
  MP three player, because foolishly, I thought, I'm gonna go running and
• 1:13:45
  I want to have music, but I don't want to carry my phone while
• 1:13:46
  I'm doing it. I mean, I've got I've got wireless headphones for my
• 1:13:50
  for my phone with your big old man flat case. Now as well,
• 1:13:54
  it's so heavy, that's the old man phone flapcase. That's true. I
• 1:14:01
  went through various sort of things. I bought one of those things that you
• 1:14:03
  put around your your bicep and you put your phone into their I'm like,
• 1:14:06
  dickhead, Yeah this sucks. Look at me. Why did I do this?
• 1:14:11
  Some children? So you can put our phoness high up on our arms
• 1:14:15
  tryse. Plus the other thing is my guns are just so huge that it
• 1:14:18
  didn't work exactly. But yeah, I ended up getting a little MP peas
• 1:14:23
  three player and like, yeah, why do they stop making these? These
• 1:14:26
  were ale? Yeah, this is what Andrew JP actually brings up something here.
• 1:14:30
  He had a PSP fifteen years ago. With PSPs and he used to
• 1:14:33
  get um D movie discs oh wow, who are those? And I was
• 1:14:38
  like, oh, yeah, they are going to be a thing of the
• 1:14:40
  future. No, they died it with the HDDVD. They didn't And every
• 1:14:44
  form of physical media. I never watched anything on an ipile. Did you
• 1:14:46
  see JB High Fire's physical media section. It's getting smaller and smaller by the
• 1:14:49
  year now, Oh yeah, this isn't it. I was like, Oh,
• 1:14:53
  it's like the dark corner of the shop now. Yeah, like you
• 1:14:56
  can get more Funko pops and you can do yeah. I'm like, oh,
• 1:14:59
  like half of yeah physical media section is now collectible shit like pops and
• 1:15:02
  game board games and stuff. And I'm like, ah, oh boy.
• 1:15:06
  Yeah. It was like one row for like Blu ray like new release Blu
• 1:15:11
  rays now and I'm like that's right, and that's not even normally releases.
• 1:15:14
  Yeah, like the four K sections just like one shelf now. It is
• 1:15:16
  Yeah, sad, sad times. But no, I never watched it on
• 1:15:23
  on a little screen. I don't really watch movies on on my phone or
• 1:15:28
  anything like that. I will watch YouTube videos on it, though I have
• 1:15:30
  sometimes like watched things at work when I was like watching Simpsons episode to reviewed
• 1:15:33
  ever on my lunch break at work. That's all. I had my phone.
• 1:15:36
  But if I can, I will not know I have be able to
• 1:15:41
  watch somewhere else. I will not watch my phone. Yeah. I mean,
• 1:15:43
  given the option between say, watching it on my laptop and my phone,
• 1:15:45
  I'll inventiably take the laptop. Yeah. The order you get, the
• 1:15:47
  harder is to see. There was that time the subtitles on a phone screen.
• 1:15:53
  Brian Hughes, did you read the Sebastian Younger especially Younger book? Yeah?
• 1:15:58
  Especially Yeah, I'm not sure if you do pronounce it younger or Younger?
• 1:16:01
  Write the perfect He wrote the Perfect Storm. Yeah, I've never read
• 1:16:04
  The Perfect Storm, but he wrote another. He's a actually a really fucking
• 1:16:09
  fantastic journalist, and he wrote one of the best nonfiction books I've ever read,
• 1:16:15
  actually called War, which was he got sort of embedded with was it
• 1:16:19
  good for anything? No, absolutely nothing, saying it because death. No.
• 1:16:28
  He wrote a book called War, and he was sort of embedded with
• 1:16:30
  this with this unit in Afghanistan, and it was I mean, I'm so
• 1:16:34
  it was the Perfect storm, a real yeah, perfect song plased on a
• 1:16:36
  real storm. Because Brian followed up by saying he found this episode incredibly tasteless,
• 1:16:42
  considering that they made fun of the deaths of at least thirteen people.
• 1:16:44
  It was a big deal in nineteen ninety one, that's true. I mean,
• 1:16:47
  I guess it's enough. Time has passed it. I'm like, yeah,
• 1:16:50
  bad, like those guys, what's luck I brought up with the with
• 1:16:54
  the submarine. I was just like, it just feels like, I feel
• 1:16:57
  like no one's going to make like submarine death for like, was that really
• 1:17:02
  that's almost starting to fade from you know, the public memory as well,
• 1:17:06
  it is, but it just feels like, h on top of that,
• 1:17:10
  you had a lot of dipties of those rich folks got what they deserved,
• 1:17:13
  which is wrong. But I was like, yeah, but there was a
• 1:17:15
  kid on there. Very true, very true. Uh, Brian, Yeah,
• 1:17:18
  Sebastian Young fantastic. But is it the books great? Okay, well,
• 1:17:23
  it's one that I really should check out. But yeah, I mean
• 1:17:25
  yeah, Sebastian Young is a really fantastic writer, and his book War is
• 1:17:29
  one that I certainly recommend. A couple more here Kira and Russell. It's
• 1:17:32
  a fishing related question. Do you have fishing lakes slash ponds in a straw
• 1:17:35
  that offer fishing in great numbers. I remember knowing one guy getting a European
• 1:17:39
  match fishing pole shipped over. As you said, there was a very small
• 1:17:42
  following for the UK style fishing, and it's always made me wonder. Good
• 1:17:45
  Lord, don't quite understand the question, but is it. Do you mean
• 1:17:48
  like a trout farm. We've got the bay. Well, we used to
• 1:17:53
  have the thing down, remember see got paddock like this. It was an
• 1:17:57
  annual thing. I don't do it anymore, but they used to put out
• 1:18:00
  into the seag down where McDonald's is in ord Toh yeah, yeah, the
• 1:18:03
  water there and it used to be a trout catching competition. So they put
• 1:18:06
  the trap in there, let them grow and then whoever caught the biggest trout
• 1:18:10
  would win into the shooting the fish in a barrel competition. That's what it
• 1:18:14
  sounds like. That's not a big place. No, it's not at all
• 1:18:17
  that, but it's for the kids to go down and catch the trout.
• 1:18:19
  Again, that's nice. We've a Cory Bay around Geelong and I mean I
• 1:18:23
  see a lot. We've got a lot of big snapper around there. A
• 1:18:25
  couple of weeks ago. Okay, then, yeah, I know I often
• 1:18:27
  see you old Greek gentlemen with their fishing rods. Yes, my my,
• 1:18:31
  I was so proud the other day. So we're walking around the promenade at
• 1:18:36
  Eastern Beach here, yes, and you know it's deep out there, right,
• 1:18:40
  and Elliott's like, we're looking over and he goes, dude. I
• 1:18:43
  was like, what are you doing? He goes, jaws could be down
• 1:18:45
  there. And I was like, ship kid, you scaring me? Getting
• 1:18:50
  you educated that kid? Well? And you know, did you see my
• 1:18:54
  status the other day about the a c DC. I did. So I'm
• 1:18:58
  sitting in here editing right. Nicholas out there. I say this in the
• 1:19:00
  Friends podcast last night. Nicholas out there cooking with Elliott and Alice, just
• 1:19:03
  like stirring the thing. And then he just goes, lock up your daughters
• 1:19:08
  and lock up your wife. And I was like, man, yeah,
• 1:19:13
  little bond Scott, Yeah, he like he loves he said. He literally
• 1:19:15
  sat down last night because I hate He finished school early, kit together the
• 1:19:18
  school orientation. He finished kinto early, so he was back like an hour
• 1:19:21
  early, and I had a bit of stuff to do, so much just
• 1:19:24
  sit here and watch TV. He watched nearly a full hour of an ACDC
• 1:19:26
  concert. Loved every second. He's just into ACDC now. It's just he's
• 1:19:30
  thinking Angus Young's like his hero. Oh that's brilliant. A little lyitch.
• 1:19:36
  One more question, one more cash question, Justin Williams. Are there any
• 1:19:41
  places you went to as a child that you loved? However if you go
• 1:19:44
  there now, it's a disappointment or it's very run down. There's an amusement
• 1:19:46
  park and campground about an hour from me that my wife and I loved as
• 1:19:49
  kids, but we took our kids there last summer and it was just completely
• 1:19:53
  crap. What's the one place for you? Oh gosh. I mean,
• 1:19:58
  well they've remade sort of to the Eastern Beach Promenade. Yeah, I mean
• 1:20:01
  Highlight Park. I went there are a few bit. A few times I
• 1:20:05
  bring it back and I see photos and I'm like, it looks like it's
• 1:20:08
  like Dodgers in a couple of life. Oh yeah, it was kind of
• 1:20:11
  a death trap. Yeah, even back in my back in my day.
• 1:20:15
  And there's like there used to be a giant slide near Seagull Paddic that I
• 1:20:17
  was mentioning. It was like bringing back the giant slide and I'm like Dad's
• 1:20:20
  like, yeah, it's not funning any more. Like Dad, would you
• 1:20:23
  like ore you go down there? Think you see how fucking high it is
• 1:20:25
  and there's no side rails on it? Well, is the reason it's not
• 1:20:27
  there anymore. Kids probably died on that thing. Which one are you talking
• 1:20:30
  about? Is a giant slide near Seagull Paddic behind mc donald's, Well,
• 1:20:32
  oh yeah, I'm thinking one there there's one that used to be there used
• 1:20:36
  to be a playground next to McDonald's KFC on the Melbourne Road. That's the
• 1:20:41
  one. Yeah, Is that paddic is the one's tracking behind North Jaal McDonald's
• 1:20:45
  now the body of water. Yeah, that's there's a North Geelong one.
• 1:20:48
  There's the cry on McDonald's, the Cryer one, so they said on the
• 1:20:53
  hot because that's also on the highway. Yeah, and there's KFC McDonald's right
• 1:20:56
  there on the highway asking Oh my god, that is correct. You mean
• 1:20:58
  it's dead park? Is that what it's called? Yes, yes, yes,
• 1:21:02
  it was a massive playground. Yeah. When I was little, I
• 1:21:05
  used to go up to Channel seven every Sunday with my dad because he was
• 1:21:10
  on this TV show call whorl of Sport and on the way back. We
• 1:21:14
  would always stop at Stead Park and so Dad could have a read of the
• 1:21:18
  form guide in the in the newspaper and I would get out and play and
• 1:21:23
  that. Yeah, they had that massive slide. That was fantastic. H
• 1:21:27
  And now I look back at its like, I'm surprised I didn't get like
• 1:21:30
  urns or no, like slices of my butt cheeks taken off like at the
• 1:21:34
  deli. Yeah, because it's like, I'm pretty sure two of these things
• 1:21:38
  are not quite a so you get a bit of And then they took the
• 1:21:44
  playground down and replaced it with an information center, which in twenty twenty three,
• 1:21:47
  I drove past the other van went who the fuck is going to an
• 1:21:50
  information center? In twenty twenty three there's people like ultimately there's people in there.
• 1:21:56
  Employee like what are they doing? Who goes in there? It was
• 1:21:59
  like, hey, go, where's an information center? I'm an information center?
• 1:22:02
  What the fuck? But yeah, it's usual. But Donna had a
• 1:22:11
  point, this used to be my playground. Yeah, that's it's usually playgrounds,
• 1:22:14
  isn't it. Where you still looking and go, oh, you used
• 1:22:15
  to be fantastic, and now you've either been you've either fallen to disrepair,
• 1:22:20
  you've vanished, or you've just been made over into a into a modern playground,
• 1:22:26
  to a safe playground. That's correct. No one's gonna break their armor
• 1:22:29
  here. It's like now one will find a question for you. Are you
• 1:22:33
  ready to go to BALI very very close? Yes, yes, I've got
• 1:22:38
  got my passport, gum my sunscreen. Yeah, that's pretty much all one.
• 1:22:43
  But we'll discussing before on the air. There's always that fear of forgetting
• 1:22:45
  something isn't there and you know you're gonna get to the airport and go fuck.
• 1:22:48
  Yeah, So I needed this now to have it. I mean,
• 1:22:53
  I pray myself on taking light just as just as you do. And I
• 1:22:56
  mean I'm not taking check on luggage. I'm just taking carry on luggage.
• 1:23:00
  So it's like, can I take a laptop or anything? I'm taking a
• 1:23:02
  label top. Yeahah, It's like, how is gonna wasch porn dead?
• 1:23:06
  What am I going to masturbate with my memory? Idiots like a caveman?
• 1:23:12
  No? No, no no, But I'm like, oh, can I
• 1:23:16
  get through eight days with seven kilograms of stuff? And yeah? And how
• 1:23:21
  diligent are they going to be when it comes to I'm just taking on this
• 1:23:24
  bag. Well it's seven and a half kilos. That's going to be nextra
• 1:23:27
  three hundred bucks. I'm like, oh, man, probably would be the
• 1:23:30
  case. So yeah, it's just a matter of like, well, I'm
• 1:23:33
  going to a hot climb and I'm probably not going to need that much clothing.
• 1:23:36
  So yeah, I'm pretty ready underwear nop, Yeah, minimal underwear,
• 1:23:43
  bare, minimum of socks and yeah, just a few shirts and like two
• 1:23:47
  pairs of pants. I want you to bring me back a bootleg copy of
• 1:23:51
  a twenty twenty three movie though, Okay, I'm looking a BCD of what
• 1:23:56
  John Wick four? Do they even do that anymore? I hope? So
• 1:24:00
  I think they must because I found went to the garage the other day I
• 1:24:01
  was cleaning about. I found a VCD two discs right of eight like at
• 1:24:05
  Freaks, Oh my gosh, fantastic spider movie. Is this a fantastic spider
• 1:24:13
  movie? You could do worse. That's arachnophobia. I don't like an hotmophobia
• 1:24:16
  because spiders got killed for the making of that movie. Okay, because is
• 1:24:20
  that what we seen getting run over in the cars and that? And I'm
• 1:24:23
  like, this is actual animals getting killed for the sake of my entertainment.
• 1:24:27
  Yeah, maybe it's been a wile since I've seen Arectophobia. I remember being
• 1:24:30
  good. I don't remember too many spiders dying in the line of duty,
• 1:24:32
  but unlike a milon otics correct, Yeah, how many milos and notices you
• 1:24:35
  think they went through? See I used to love that movie as a kid.
• 1:24:39
  And he'll read that story and you're like, ah, shit, that
• 1:24:41
  cat was actually just thrown off a cliff. Oh oh, that cat was
• 1:24:45
  just put in front of a bear and just see what happens. Oh shit,
• 1:24:50
  fun man, end the podcast. Fun but no, I'm pretty sure
• 1:24:59
  I unpacked, but I will be back in the near future. But in
• 1:25:01
  the MIDI you're gonna so the episode, maybe you can watch it while you're
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• 1:25:11
  I like this one you're doing. Oh god, this is awas death.
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  Take one for the team. Not all heroes wear capes. No, so
• 1:25:27
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• 1:25:31
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• 1:25:39
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  Halloween of Horror, Yeah, mid Childhood Night's dream Like. She's just
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  my favorite Simpsons writer of all time, and she's absolutely lovely. We speak
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• 1:26:01
  listen to some interviews and sometimes you listen to it and you're like, you
• 1:26:04
  just wish the interviewer would shut the fuck up. It's like they asked a
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• 1:26:12
  An interviewer tries to help them finish their sentence, like just let them
• 1:26:15
  finish, right. There's a good, like eight minutes in this where I
• 1:26:18
  don't say anything. I'm just kind of just like, oh yeah, I'm
• 1:26:21
  sort of like acknowledged, but I don't say anything, and it's just like
• 1:26:24
  I'm just letting her speak, and I'm like, it just shows go back
• 1:26:27
  to my first interviews that I did like fifteen years ago, and I'm so
• 1:26:30
  nervous and I'm constantly trying to like fill the gaps, and now it's just
• 1:26:31
  like ask a question and just let them speak. Automatic five stars for eight
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