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82: "FAT" | #thebladbrotherspodcast · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It's important to somebody else. They don't care, man. So
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: it's just like I don't, I don't okay when this is.
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: A little agreement, man, I got to pick my son
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: up like somebody, this is just their job.
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: And most people who work at churches, they don't even
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: work there every day, like you talking to the church.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah they're not, you know.
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  Speaker 2: But even like when my agent and them set up tours,
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: they do all that for me, I'm sure they people
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: don't respond as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes I'll get like sometimes Danielle will be like,
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: I still haven't heard from such and such. Yeah, they
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: taking these sweet time. Or sometimes the agency be taking
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: their sweet time. Yeah, the bookers be like I haven't
• 0:43
  Speaker 3: heard from.
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  Speaker 2: The Yeah that's how I bringing over here, man, Yeah
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  Speaker 2: I had.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: It's been a minute since I had to do it too.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just like, oh my god, don't bring me in.
• 0:52
  Speaker 2: I'm almost done too. So it's really like, please guys,
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: just help me, yes, absolutely, love, man.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: Do this for you all right, let me get my
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  Speaker 1: scratch paper. You can't see this? Does that does that
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  Speaker 1: look bad? Does looked bad?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 5: Take this big old water, dog, This big old water
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  Speaker 5: taking up the whole rigga bar, big old golden micolders,
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  Speaker 5: big gold McGee over here.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: You use always room temperature for you. You don't like cold.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: I like cold, but I prefer the room tip. It's
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: better for you. I've heard it's better for your body.
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: I don't care what's go for my body. Obviously you
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  Speaker 2: could kill less. I care some you could kill less to.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: Only just want me to be super fit mcgeele.
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: Man. Just let me be fat? Why can't I be
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: fat a little? Why can't some people be fat? Why
• 2:03
  Speaker 2: can't some people be fat? I don't have to be.
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  Speaker 4: Because your body don't want it.
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  Speaker 2: It does no naturally disposition. This is what I keep
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  Speaker 2: on this. It's true.
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  Speaker 1: You just don't want to believe it.
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  Speaker 4: But look at what you be eating.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know what I have for lunch.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna show you today and yesterday and.
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  Speaker 1: Five days in a row.
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  Speaker 3: You'll be having good moments of good eating, and then
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: you slide back into the field. Y'all be going on
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  Speaker 3: your little lavish trips. You've had these restaurants. They've been
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  Speaker 3: using oils and fats, all kinds of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a pack of stupid broccoli and two turkey patties.
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  Speaker 2: Doing nothing on it today though, and this whole week,
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  Speaker 2: the last two weeks, I've eating this at least five times.
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  Speaker 2: You be having good spurts, yes, And imagine waiting this
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  Speaker 2: and then being like, can't wait to eat it in
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  Speaker 2: three hours later for tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: It's oh my life. No, the patties aren't good.
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  Speaker 2: I mean they're fine, but it's not exciting.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't Jersey mics. It ain't a mic. And yes,
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  Speaker 1: I can't watch one right on the street.
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  Speaker 4: You can make that yourself. I don't want to.
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  Speaker 1: I want to point at stuff or point at the menu.
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  Speaker 2: Then I want to look at my phone for five
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  Speaker 2: minutes and somebody hand me the sandwich.
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  Speaker 4: You can get a healthy option in Jersey mics. I'm sho,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right when Philly cheese is there and chicken cheese
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  Speaker 2: and chicken binger.
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  Speaker 4: Rat bad choices again?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, But I'm saying though I like it, I
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  Speaker 2: know I like it too.
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  Speaker 4: Nah man, you be eating cookies and.
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  Speaker 3: Cookies and fil because then when I look at myself
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  Speaker 3: and be like, god, damn, that's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: I look at myself and I'll be like cool, cool,
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  Speaker 2: I don't have that that you have.
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  Speaker 1: I have. I look at myself.
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  Speaker 4: Lorgan's too. Turns are fine, that's what they say. Now turn.
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  Speaker 1: We don't.
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  Speaker 2: Don't.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even eat that broccoli. We had something yesterday. You
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  Speaker 1: and your forties they have forty one still kicking.
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  Speaker 4: But but the body is gonna be like we in
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  Speaker 4: the forties seventy.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes a lot of them don't. They do be dying,
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  Speaker 3: but they be getting murdered. They but they but they
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  Speaker 3: be dying earlier most often, don't. They do people be
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  Speaker 3: dying all the time. They be getting murdered, car accidents, explosions.
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  Speaker 3: That's the skinny people. That's how the skinny people go out.
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  Speaker 3: They get attacked by Freddy Krueger, Jason Fordees and the
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  Speaker 3: big people would just be.
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  Speaker 2: That's big medical making you think that being mine in
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  Speaker 2: health and all that stuff is you.
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  Speaker 4: Just saying this so you can eat what you want.
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  Speaker 2: Big medical makes you think that some people are fat,
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  Speaker 2: some people are tall.
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  Speaker 1: You don't be like you're tall. And genetics you can
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  Speaker 1: change that.
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  Speaker 3: People leaning on genetics though, like you go naturally genetics zero. No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm giving genetics some credit. How much I'm one
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  Speaker 3: hundred y'all, it's just genetics. Then you dip your throwing
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  Speaker 3: that in the cheese and you eat de grease. That's
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  Speaker 3: what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about your natural disposition.
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  Speaker 3: How much people are not naturally.
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  Speaker 1: Genetics.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all not putting the work, y'all, not exercising, y'all not
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  Speaker 4: eating right there.
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  Speaker 2: I was at the gymn this morning, okay, and I
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  Speaker 2: walked for a mile, five miles.
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  Speaker 4: And keep it up. Still, how long did it take
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  Speaker 4: you to get to this size?
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  Speaker 1: Forty one years. I've been working on a long.
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  Speaker 4: Taking a lot of time to get it.
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  Speaker 1: I've been building this for forty one years.
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: And I've been trying to tell Tony Leah that even
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: when I was young, I still have mad boobs when
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  Speaker 1: It's not genetics, but the good tell.
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  Speaker 4: The I'm not talking about it. Tall people die.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen an old tall person?
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  Speaker 4: Tall people be dying, oh, like massively tall tall.
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  Speaker 1: People be dying.
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  Speaker 4: Like how many old ball people?
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  Speaker 1: Old tall people don't be living good?
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  Speaker 4: But my father, he's eighty eight.
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  Speaker 1: Oh one person just throws off the whole thing. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just doing that. Some knowing people be big. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell me that genetics.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying genetics is a factor.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm talking about how much do you give genetics.
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  Speaker 4: I would give genetics forty.
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  Speaker 3: That's great, sixty percent. You gotta have discipline some to
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  Speaker 3: put the work in.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Then the other part about it is age metabolism.
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  Speaker 1: He's not factors.
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  Speaker 2: It's my metabolism at forty one not the same as
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  Speaker 2: it once when I was at twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Slowing down.
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  Speaker 3: So you you you gotta double down on the right
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  Speaker 3: choices when you get older, you can't lean on youth.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, and I don't want to hear it.
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  Speaker 1: The same one. You don't want to talk on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to eat health.
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  Speaker 3: Because if you look expect, if you look at my genetics,
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  Speaker 3: I'm supposed to be be No.
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  Speaker 1: No, you for sure are doing the work.
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  Speaker 4: I would say, everybody, get the dude.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're doing the overwork. Not really, no, no you are.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be eating you. You. Your discipline level is fair, fair,
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  Speaker 2: not give me this fair, not what you say. Your
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  Speaker 2: discipline level for eating right and fast eating right and
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  Speaker 2: fasting and workout. Your discipline level is more than average
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  Speaker 2: the average person. Yes, more than more than the average.
• 9:22
  Speaker 4: Why do you get to add in the morning?
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: Because I feel like you said, you haven't had sweets
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  Speaker 2: maybe maybe two studio times ago.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: You haven't had sweets since like January?
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  Speaker 3: Right, Well, I had the last sweets that I had
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  Speaker 3: that was straight like see it.
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  Speaker 1: Was May for sure May this year.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah my birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what was that cake I had?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had birthday cake and banana bread.
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  Speaker 1: Banana sweet nana bread. Ain't we not. Come on, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what she used the cook but she.
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  Speaker 1: Bread is I'm talking about cookies, cakes, drinking.
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  Speaker 4: Banana bread is in there made.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but you it ain't cakes, man, I'm talking about milkshakes,
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  Speaker 2: fully bad banana bread. It's like border I mean not
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  Speaker 2: borderline healthy. But you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Man. Second, you know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: And I know banana bread ain't healthy, but I know,
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  Speaker 2: but it's not cookies, is what I'm saying. Pure, pure
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  Speaker 2: phil I'm talking pure Phills birthday. Okay, before that was
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: what like January?
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 10:36
  Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, but I had like I have like a day.
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: It'll be a couple of months and I have a
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  Speaker 4: day while I have something.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: That's that's more than more than the average.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you fast, you eat your window is what
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: time like two to eight or so?
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  Speaker 4: So I just do thirteen hour minimum on my interimitting.
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  Speaker 1: Fast okay, and workout wise.
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: How many days in a given month, how many days
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  Speaker 2: would you say you walk five miles or go to
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  Speaker 2: the gym or both, probably like thirty thirty one day month,
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  Speaker 2: thirty day month.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: How many days would you do zero?
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  Speaker 3: Probably like twenty some days a month you do both
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  Speaker 3: one or the other. In the summertime, I don't walk
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  Speaker 3: as much because it'd be too hot.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so but I'm usually in the gym or on
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  Speaker 3: the peloton or something.
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  Speaker 4: Probably six days a week.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so one day a week, So basically four days
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: a month you do zero physical activity. Many days you
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: do two workouts the gym and the bike. Some days
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: you do three workouts gym, bike and walk. That's abnormal, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: that's abnormal people watching. That is for not to be
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  Speaker 2: an athlete or training for something, just an everyday human.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: That is an abnormal amount of working. Now, that's an
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  Speaker 2: abnormal discipline. That's abnormal people like, how do you have
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  Speaker 2: to I go to the gym? For me, I probably
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  Speaker 2: do four days lifting six days, four days lifting and walking,
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: and then the other two days probably just walking. That's
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: even more than the average person, right, And we can
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: only do this because we don't work nine to five.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine if I still had a nine to
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: five and had to take my kids to school, Like,
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  Speaker 2: that's two and a half three hours of work.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: You have time to do roughly three hours.
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  Speaker 2: Of physical activity twenty twenty five days a month.
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  Speaker 1: That's how much it takes for you to not be
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  Speaker 1: how you naturally should be.
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  Speaker 2: back to the show. And all I'm saying is I
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  Speaker 2: don't have time or discipline nor desire to spend that
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  Speaker 2: much time to counteract the way my body is naturally dispositioned.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I do agree with you that if I put in
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  Speaker 2: your level of discipline, if I didn't, don't.
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  Speaker 4: Have to be my level. I'm not asking people on level.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to me and you're I'm talking to people.
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  Speaker 1: But I do agree.
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  Speaker 2: If I was like, Okay, I'm gonna follow tones the
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  Speaker 2: Tony sucks at life.
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  Speaker 1: Discipline plan to the tea.
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  Speaker 2: If I live with you and I had to do
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: the last two next to you, I probably look very similar, right,
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  Speaker 2: and not very similar, but I would look different than
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: I look.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't want to. That's the truth.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to. I'm gonna do my healthy. I'm
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: definitely mooing more than anything. I just want to be
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  Speaker 2: mobile for my whole life. They say you do ten
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: thousand steps a day, that's like the biggest indicator for
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: a long life, regardless of how.
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  Speaker 1: You look or build or all that.
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  Speaker 2: Like, if you are physically walking ten thousand steps a day,
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  Speaker 2: it's the greatest indicator for longevity.
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  Speaker 4: You just want to be alive and mobile.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't desire to look. This is my truth.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I don't desire to look. I don't desire to work
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: so hard that I have that.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: I'm fighting the way I'm naturally dispositioned.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: To Melissa's point, right, Melissa, her dad, her mom, the boys, right,
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  Speaker 2: their level of.
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  Speaker 1: Workout to get to where their disposition is way less.
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  Speaker 2: Mind, if Melissa did six sent ups now, she would
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  Speaker 2: have an eight pack until she's forty seven.
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  Speaker 1: She don't have to work out.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. There's this darn thing. I've said
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: this to Tony before me. You don't listen because you
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  Speaker 2: like genetics.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Because you're leaning on genetics too.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I probably am because the field. I don't want to
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: eating the field. I don't be eating a lot, but
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  Speaker 2: I do all the time. I partakes a month.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you say. You ain't filth the time.
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  Speaker 2: In June, like two weeks before the wedding, maybe two
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  Speaker 2: and a half, when the dude who made my suit,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: he said, hey, you're you're losing too much weight too fast.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: It's going to mess up the suit. I was like, sick.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't. You should have never said that to me.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't work out or eat consistently until two weeks ago.
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  Speaker 4: Two weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I basically was filthy.
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  Speaker 2: Mick Filterson intermittent work dude from June fifteenth till August night, and.
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  Speaker 3: You want to sit theres I would.
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  Speaker 1: I would make genetics is a big part.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: When I look at my birth father, I said, well, dang, and.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: That's when you gave it. That's when you threw together
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: talent through the talent that's.
• 17:30
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  Speaker 1: Put on an extra large.
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  Speaker 2: I said for who right, And the dude was like
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: he was trying to be nice, but he was like,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Gucci is more for European.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Everything is for the little study bitch made. Dudes, I'm sick.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Of the man males and the brand. You know. I
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: had to put on like a four x to be
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: extra line.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: And then you go to like Urban outfitters and another
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: large looks like right.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, bro, what am I?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Exactly?
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: What am I?
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: That's how I funding When I be ordering clothes, I'll
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: be like, yeah, let me get the large.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: You come in it's this yeah.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: And then they make crop top shirts and they don't
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: tell you it's a crop town.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: And I don't take nothing bag, man, So I'm now
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I got to give it to the homeless people.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: I ain't taking nothing bag out of the order online.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Now I'm taking the l you never.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not a big returner ever want to once I
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: got it, man, I got it, I'm not.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't have a printer. I'm
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: taking a printer.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: I blew the money.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: You want me to go to the UPS store.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Chop it off at Amazon? No, man, I'd rather cut
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: it up and turn it into wash class. If it
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: ain't that expense, I bet.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Even I'll be like, man, come on, and then I'll
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: just take it down to the Salvation Army. Dropbox shirts
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: was mad small, Like, who's supposed to fit this?
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, man, the American society has predispositioned us
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: to hate fat people.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Nobody's hating fat people.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: No, No, I'm telling you the people do be hating.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: People just need to make better choices of what they eat.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: That's it. That's it.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: That's what Tony, Because I'm telling you right now, some
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: people are genetically predisposed to be bigger.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: I'm bigger even though y'all, but I'm still I'm still
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: a bigger person now, even now, even now, when y'all
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: be like telling the waste in the way, I'm still.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Bigger than the Peopay.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying you are smaller.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: But you you never don't look. Yeah, you know you wrote,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: but you brote big, tom.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: People just need to make better choices and what they
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: eat and be more accountable.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Don't be leaning on that genetics bullshit.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I'm leaning on genetics forty percent.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: You got to put the work I do.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying everybody got to be Jim rats and
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: doing all the stuff I do.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: I never said that. I just said you gotta be
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: account You can't be like I want to lose weight
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: and then you're going out. If you don't want to
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: lose weight, then think about your future.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I don't want to think about my future.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: If all I have to do is stop saying I
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: want to lose weight, when that change how you set
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: your everything that you don't want to lose weight. Yeah,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: if I say I don't want to lose weight, do
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: you honestly not want to lose weight at all?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: No?
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, not honestly. I want to lose weight while eating
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: what I want and not what I wanted Tonty, that's
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: what I want. I want to look like Michael B.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Jordan's Okay, But do I want that?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: But do I want? Yeah?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Because society has told me this is what beauty is.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Here's the other thing that I think about all the time.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: If I was someone, I would want to be bigger
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: because in their culture, bigger.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know what may be eating a lot of rice.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: And oh I need to go out.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: There is pork.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: But they're Asian people and Polynesian peoples. Their diets have
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: a lot of rice. And I've heard somewhere, don't quote
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: me on this, I heard a lot of times they
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: be having there. They have higher levels of diabetes or
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: whatever something with eating more rice than more people. So
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: I think maybe it's a genetic predisposition. It's cultural, I
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: believe because you don't really see very many small samoans period,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. But then like I don't
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: see a lot of samonons. Yeah, well I used to
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: live in a sm neighborhood. I don't a lot of
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I used to live in a small neighborhood. You don't
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: see a lot.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: You don't. You like an older simon like thirty plus.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Some of them are smaller, younger, but as age comes
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: to be like come on over, come.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: On over, you know.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: See, the cultural aspect is fucking people. It's true, is
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: trained with American culture.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: When some of it were South and just sc brisket,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: brisket specifically.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to point out briskets, barbecue, ribs, catfish,
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: fried hush puppies, back and cheese, damn, everybody taking pride
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: in it. And then it be like I just wanted
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: to be fast. Stop fast shaming us, Stop beating the bullshit. Man,
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not here for it. I know it's good, I
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: know it's cultural, I know it's how you raised, but
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: it's fucking your shp up and I'm sick of y'all.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: But the thing is, when I be going to the
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: doctor for the most part, for a long time, there
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: was they're like, healthy as a horse, healthy as a horse,
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: healthy as a horse.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: And they're like, it may be a little lesson just
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: taking a little less sodium.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: So I'm saying that's why I'm eating the digon turkey,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: patty and broccoli.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: I got hitting the mouth early. I got hit in
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: the mouth years ago. They was like, you're bad, cholesterol
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: is high. When was this? This was two thousand and three, dang.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: So ever since then, I've been on the goddamn case.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: You also had a pendaciitis, Man, may help you lose
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: twenty pounds. You gotta kickstart. Well that was that was
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: twenty twelve, yeah, man, but that was a good twenty
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: bro If I had a pendasidist.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I probably have to lose twenty.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Let's go removing an organ. That's gonna help you lose weight,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: that's gonna help you reach your little visual goal. I
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• 25:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, God damn, I took a fresh nude.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: I look at that nude all the time.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: I'll be like, man, look how I was looking in
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: when I was recovering.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Look now, look at that news. That's goals.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: That nude right there is the goals. I'd be like,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: I want to get back to this. I want to
• 25:48
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• 25:49
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• 25:54
  Speaker 1: In gang Line, you can put it on Twitter.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: I put it on Twitter, the full news. I don't
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: give a damn share it, save it, God damn it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Store it in your little stores. I will post that
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: ship tonight. Eline Musk, look at my dilk, bitch, e
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• 26:22
  Speaker 4: At my dilk. I want to get back to this.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Hilarious man. Tony put in l and stuff where they
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  Speaker 1: don't go. Man, Oh my so fun.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Is one of my.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Favorite bills bills. Bill tilkets, Get.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: The tilkets, y'all get the tilkas to everything.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: We do so I'm playing.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, sick of it?
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Het promoted I'm tired of it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: I wish I had a movie studio.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Or just an advertising company on the free.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Man just promoted my ship.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: That's what if I could do. AI like an do
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  Speaker 2: my promo.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Just like me. I pay for it please. Yeah, I'm sweating, Sandy,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: it's hot in here.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: You know why you're sweating kids, because you're making adventuous.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Yo, I'm sweating because I'm hot. I'm too seventy and
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I'll be sweating.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: And if you're not supposed to be too seven, I
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: am no.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: You know, I was a baby.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: But doctor was like, you know what, probably when he's forty,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: he'll probably be too seventy. That's what they tell to
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: my family. They say the eyebody said that about to seventy.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: That's what he said.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Sick of it man?
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: All right, man, that's this episode, just this whole episode.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: We need it to just title this episode fat.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: That's it fat. It's just like Netflix fat.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: That's how they've been naming a lot of shows. Keep
• 27:57
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• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, this is it here before we go, I
• 28:05
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• 28:09
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• 28:13
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• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Then we're gonna have a link to the till tilkits
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: all right, man, We'll see you later.