Latest / The Hauraki Big Show / OUTRO: Travel Special
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- 0:15Speaker 2: Thanks mate, Are you into anim May? KEEZI? I didn't
- 0:20Speaker 2: realize anial May Animal I was at anal May. Is
- 0:23Speaker 2: that how you're saying?
- 0:24Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anime.
- 0:27Speaker 2: I was at anime, anime and animal anim mad.
- 0:31Speaker 4: Now.
- 0:31Speaker 5: The reason we brought it up was because Isaac out
- 0:33Speaker 5: in the office was wearing a sick Cowboy Bebop shit
- 0:36Speaker 5: and I was like, hey, cowboy Bebop and.
- 0:38Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, man, is that anial May?
- 0:40Speaker 3: Yeah, it's anile Mah.
- 0:42Speaker 5: And then we started talking about anime, and then I
- 0:44Speaker 5: was just saying about how I want to go see
- 0:45Speaker 5: a kidder.
- 0:46Speaker 2: What's the difference between Animal Ma and anal May?
- 0:49Speaker 5: Jason, It's called anime, okay, all right, it's like animates.
- 0:53Speaker 2: Okay, well it's look, it's your one Pugs thing.
- 0:55Speaker 4: That's all I don't want to get. I just didn't
- 0:57Speaker 4: know you're into it as much as he was. I'm
- 0:59Speaker 4: not surprised Pug was.
- 1:00Speaker 5: I'm not as into it as he is. Obviously he's
- 1:02Speaker 5: built a whole thing around that. I'm just sort of
- 1:05Speaker 5: and to be honest, I'm mostly just getting into it
- 1:07Speaker 5: so that I can bond with him because we like
- 1:08Speaker 5: it takes some getting into. Yeah, it's not something you
- 1:11Speaker 5: want to jump into, you know.
- 1:13Speaker 3: No, But once you're in there, you're away. Yeah yeah,
- 1:15Speaker 3: fuck you're away or good mogi.
- 1:18Speaker 6: Good as gold? Thanks mate. I haven't got anything to
- 1:21Speaker 6: add to Anal may Sorry. I don't know anything about it.
- 1:25Speaker 6: Never tried it, never tried it.
- 1:26Speaker 3: You have to try it, and you just watch animes.
- 1:28Speaker 3: You don't try anything you do.
- 1:31Speaker 6: Are you going to try it?
- 1:32Speaker 2: Kezy? I mean you try anime before you buy it.
- 1:37Speaker 2: I don't really see the It's not for everyone.
- 1:39Speaker 6: Can I put it that way?
- 1:41Speaker 2: Yeah? Eat to their own anime? I go okay, because
- 1:44Speaker 2: I know it's huge.
- 1:44Speaker 4: The hell's anime? It's pronounced an ani. Yes, I know
- 1:49Speaker 4: that a lot of people are massively into it. I
- 1:51Speaker 4: don't see the appeal. But each time for animal, isn't it?
- 1:57Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, that's right.
- 2:00Speaker 5: So sometimes you while my wife's out, I'll be watching
- 2:03Speaker 5: Annal hard though with the subtitles. You got to take
- 2:09Speaker 5: close attention. Yeah, I've been trying to buy these flights
- 2:13Speaker 5: for New Years, right right, and so I use because
- 2:17Speaker 5: you're going away again? Yeah, oh j they call them
- 2:20Speaker 5: that's right. COVID ruined my travel plans. No kids, two incomes.
- 2:25Speaker 5: Let's get fucking traveling man, man, let's do it. And
- 2:29Speaker 5: so what happens is are you skyscanner if you have
- 2:31Speaker 5: used that?
- 2:32Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 2:33Speaker 2: No, but you showed me yesterday and I will from
- 2:35Speaker 2: now on.
- 2:36Speaker 5: Yeah, So you put it all and it's cool, And
- 2:37Speaker 5: I've got the exact flights, the airline I want, the
- 2:40Speaker 5: times I want, I've locked them as a favorite.
- 2:42Speaker 3: And the prices fluctuate.
- 2:44Speaker 5: Last night, at eleven pm, just as I was going
- 2:46Speaker 5: to sleep, they dropped by like four hundred dollars each.
- 2:49Speaker 5: So I jumped in there. And it was through this
- 2:51Speaker 5: random website that had like four and a half star
- 2:53Speaker 5: Your updates does it's his? It does, but it wasn't,
- 2:57Speaker 5: And so I just keep checking on my phone. I
- 3:00Speaker 5: just refreshed the pages so it goes. It's very kezy.
- 3:03Speaker 5: Is it an app?
- 3:04Speaker 3: You can get a nap?
- 3:05Speaker 2: Great on the stock market?
- 3:08Speaker 3: Sort of? Yeah, except for I'm buying flights, Jason.
- 3:11Speaker 6: Yeah, because that goes up and down too. See.
- 3:15Speaker 4: Now that's it's weird that you think if you're going
- 3:18Speaker 4: to one destination another there would be a price, and
- 3:20Speaker 4: that would have the fact that they're constantly flapped.
- 3:22Speaker 5: So the reason they're fluctuating is because there are a
- 3:24Speaker 5: certain amount of seats on flights allocated to the airline
- 3:28Speaker 5: itself and then all the third party people that are,
- 3:31Speaker 5: you know, selling seats. So it's like, if you brought
- 3:33Speaker 5: some flights through I don't know what's one of the
- 3:35Speaker 5: flying companies. You brought some flights through a house of travel,
- 3:38Speaker 5: travel Jason, you know what I mean, similar ones websites
- 3:41Speaker 5: like that, And it was like, these flights are now
- 3:43Speaker 5: way cheaper through this website that had four and a
- 3:45Speaker 5: half star rating.
- 3:46Speaker 3: So I clicked into it.
- 3:46Speaker 5: This is at eleven at night, I'm half asleep, put
- 3:49Speaker 5: all the details and blah blah blah clah, buy now,
- 3:51Speaker 5: and it says, sorry, these flights have gone up by
- 3:52Speaker 5: fifteen hundred dollars each.
- 3:53Speaker 4: Wow.
- 3:54Speaker 5: So not only had they gone up, they'd gone up
- 3:57Speaker 5: travel Yeah, like way more than they more. And then
- 4:01Speaker 5: I was like what, So I quit out of it
- 4:03Speaker 5: just before I was in here checked again. They went
- 4:05Speaker 5: down again, so I clicked on it another website put
- 4:07Speaker 5: all the details.
- 4:08Speaker 6: I went by.
- 4:08Speaker 3: Now sorry, they've gone back up now and they're way
- 4:10Speaker 3: more expensive.
- 4:11Speaker 6: Why don't you put your details in when they're way
- 4:13Speaker 6: more expensive? And then when you go bang, they go
- 4:15Speaker 6: sorry it keeps cheaper.
- 4:18Speaker 2: Yeah, they might reverse psychology.
- 4:21Speaker 5: The problem and the problem is that message comes up
- 4:24Speaker 5: once you've put your credit card in and you've clicked pay.
- 4:27Speaker 6: If you were on a app, if you're in the app,
- 4:34Speaker 6: would you be able to load your credit card details
- 4:36Speaker 6: into it? So it's just already stored there and I
- 4:39Speaker 6: can just go by.
- 4:40Speaker 3: Yeah, mine's already auto filling with my credit card in that.
- 4:44Speaker 5: But if I had my But the problem is the
- 4:47Speaker 5: apps used for searching, and it sends you to whatever
- 4:49Speaker 5: website you're buying them through, so it's not.
- 4:52Speaker 6: Just through you know, Yeah, I be going away, so
- 4:54Speaker 6: I'm going to stay.
- 4:55Speaker 3: That's a good way to do it.
- 4:56Speaker 6: It's already pretty cheap. I just need to buy them.
- 4:58Speaker 4: When you go and book a batch and you go,
- 5:00Speaker 4: that's a good price. Then you load it all up
- 5:02Speaker 4: and then when it came to pays, like another seven
- 5:05Speaker 4: hundred bucks tacked on, which all sorts of stupid.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Shit service fee for a grand Yes, no, no, no,
- 5:14Speaker 2: that's not what the deal is.
- 5:15Speaker 6: Well, not what the deal was, but I have to
- 5:17Speaker 6: pay it is what the deal is.
- 5:19Speaker 5: The thing with the ones that were saving money was
- 5:23Speaker 5: it's like, this is how much it costs. Do you
- 5:24Speaker 5: want them to be FLEXI because that's going to be
- 5:26Speaker 5: this much more like no, do you want insurance?
- 5:28Speaker 4: No?
- 5:28Speaker 6: Do you want any of this? No? No, no, no no.
- 5:29Speaker 5: Do you want premium service in terms of if you
- 5:32Speaker 5: have issues with your flight or regular service? That's thirty
- 5:35Speaker 5: dollars extra each to just for them to pick up
- 5:37Speaker 5: the phone. No, don't want any of that shit. And
- 5:39Speaker 5: then it's like pick your seat, Just pick a shit
- 5:42Speaker 5: random seat. It's like sixty dollars. And the way it's
- 5:45Speaker 5: laid out is you know how the plane goes three seats,
- 5:47Speaker 5: then four, then three or three three three. Every single
- 5:51Speaker 5: seat in the middle is double the price of all
- 5:53Speaker 5: the rest. So if you want the two cheapest seats,
- 5:57Speaker 5: you have to pick one on either side of the
- 5:58Speaker 5: middle seat, and you can't sit.
- 6:00Speaker 6: I would have thought the middle secret well for people
- 6:03Speaker 6: sitting next to each other. You see people travel in Peers.
- 6:06Speaker 5: So that's why they've made it so you can't just
- 6:08Speaker 5: have the cheap pocket seat select. Yeah I did, and
- 6:11Speaker 5: then you went through all that skipt everything, and then
- 6:13Speaker 5: boom it's gone up by fifteen hundred each.
- 6:15Speaker 6: But I don't know why we bother keysy To be
- 6:17Speaker 6: honest with you, man.
- 6:18Speaker 3: I just want to go on holiday with you, man,
- 6:19Speaker 3: And it's just turning into azel.
- 6:21Speaker 2: Well.
- 6:21Speaker 4: I was talking to my daughter the other day because
- 6:24Speaker 4: we think we're thinking of, you know, the big Christmas
- 6:30Speaker 4: trip as.
- 6:31Speaker 6: Well, a.
- 6:34Speaker 4: Jesus, don't get me started, and then she's because there's
- 6:38Speaker 4: been a bit of a hiatus, and then she was like,
- 6:40Speaker 4: I know they're now two grand and they were like
- 6:43Speaker 4: thirteen or fourteen hundred.
- 6:44Speaker 6: That's right.
- 6:45Speaker 2: It's just like, oh God's sake, Well, it's.
- 6:48Speaker 5: Because the place you're looking to go is one of
- 6:51Speaker 5: the go to places at that time of year, so
- 6:54Speaker 5: you need to buy them now otherwise they'll be three thousand.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Maybe I just won't go, you know what I mean.
- 7:02Speaker 2: I just book a really beautiful beach side place in
- 7:05Speaker 2: New Zealand. It sounds so boring, chilling there and go
- 7:08Speaker 2: a bit.
- 7:09Speaker 3: That is boring compared to the place you want to go.
- 7:12Speaker 3: That's so boring.
- 7:13Speaker 4: Yeah, but then you know money and you don't have
- 7:19Speaker 4: to deal with all the family can just be me.
- 7:20Speaker 2: I might just book it for me.
- 7:22Speaker 3: Why don't you book a holiday for them.
- 7:24Speaker 2: I'll book a holiday for them and a holiday for me.
- 7:26Speaker 3: Girls trip, What would be your dream destination?
- 7:30Speaker 6: We could do all the perving you wanted and no
- 7:32Speaker 6: one would pull you up on it. Yeah, how you
- 7:37Speaker 6: work it out? You go perving, food, climate.
- 7:41Speaker 3: Price of durries. The Big Show week days from four
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- 7:51Speaker 2: Maybe Portugal? No Serbia?
- 7:56Speaker 3: Have you been there?
- 7:57Speaker 2: No?
- 7:57Speaker 3: How do you know that that's where you want to go?
- 7:59Speaker 2: Because I've investigated them and Serbia.
- 8:02Speaker 6: About Serbia from.
- 8:03Speaker 2: Lots of people.
- 8:04Speaker 4: Well, dude, I used to be in a show with
- 8:07Speaker 4: went to Serbia and he said it is fucking beautiful.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Croatia Matt Ward, yes, and he said it's beautiful.
- 8:15Speaker 3: Really, I would have never thought of Serbia.
- 8:18Speaker 6: Most people go to Croatia.
- 8:20Speaker 2: This Croatia as well. I don't know because I haven't
- 8:23Speaker 2: really been to place.
- 8:25Speaker 6: This is.
- 8:27Speaker 2: I could go to Portugal and it could be ship.
- 8:29Speaker 6: It m ship the beautiful thing about Portugal though, is
- 8:32Speaker 6: drugs are all legal there are they?
- 8:35Speaker 2: You see, that's a boon.
- 8:36Speaker 5: Drugs in Portugal list of the year ago was fucking fantastic. Yes,
- 8:40Speaker 5: you'd love it, Yes, but the issue you'd have is
- 8:42Speaker 5: you go to book the tickets and you go, oh,
- 8:44Speaker 5: I'll just book a place of a bats in New
- 8:46Speaker 5: Zealand and never leave the country.
- 8:48Speaker 2: Yeah, man, not being wrong with that either. Key.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Is your wife a good organizer of these sorts of things?
- 8:53Speaker 6: No, No, you need an organizer someone.
- 8:56Speaker 4: Well, we have one, my daughter who's traveled extensively the
- 9:01Speaker 4: last three and a half years.
- 9:02Speaker 2: She's part of that trip, right, Yes, she's a machine.
- 9:05Speaker 3: Well, then just get it to just say hey, here's
- 9:06Speaker 3: my car.
- 9:07Speaker 6: Sort it out.
- 9:08Speaker 4: The issue that we're having is get it because we
- 9:11Speaker 4: want all the girls to come and coordinating with everyone's
- 9:14Speaker 4: sort of holiday plans and stuff like that and costs
- 9:18Speaker 4: and that sort of stuff, and oh, I can't really
- 9:20Speaker 4: afford to do that, and I don't know if I
- 9:22Speaker 4: can get that time off and that sort of stuff.
- 9:25Speaker 2: And it was just me and my wife, sweet ass.
- 9:28Speaker 6: That's the thing is that we are always sort of
- 9:29Speaker 6: dealing with that with the family, the wider family. Yes,
- 9:33Speaker 6: and it always ends up being a massive pain in
- 9:35Speaker 6: the ass. And generally we pay for it and get
- 9:37Speaker 6: people to pay us back when they can sure, and
- 9:39Speaker 6: that way at least it's happening, Yes, but it always beens.
- 9:42Speaker 6: It ends up being a fucking and so now it's
- 9:45Speaker 6: just like this is when we're going, These are the dates,
- 9:47Speaker 6: this is where we'll be. If you want to go,
- 9:49Speaker 6: sort yourselves in.
- 9:50Speaker 2: That's pretty much what we've said. Yeah, we're doing this
- 9:53Speaker 2: till this and if you want to come, sweet, fill your.
- 9:55Speaker 6: Boots and you're going to lock it in, and if
- 9:57Speaker 6: you don't, then we'll just be at home watching TV.
- 9:59Speaker 6: All goods.
- 10:00Speaker 5: Well, you know, yeah, have you ever been overseas for
- 10:04Speaker 5: New Year's Jason? Because I know you've lived overseas and
- 10:07Speaker 5: you're in Mexico, I think over somewhere.
- 10:08Speaker 6: Yeah, you yes, you have.
- 10:12Speaker 3: What was it like, where'd you go?
- 10:14Speaker 4: Oh?
- 10:14Speaker 2: But it was only in Vanuatu v Thank you?
- 10:18Speaker 3: Was that filming or something?
- 10:20Speaker 2: No?
- 10:21Speaker 3: Why'd you go to van.
- 10:22Speaker 2: Because the family wanted to do it?
- 10:25Speaker 4: And I mean I'm talking extended family like sister in law's,
- 10:29Speaker 4: father in law's, et cetera.
- 10:32Speaker 3: What is that like, But that's not very developed, is it.
- 10:34Speaker 2: No, it's not.
- 10:35Speaker 4: And the reason we win is because they just had
- 10:38Speaker 4: those big hurricanes that had ripped the place apart, and
- 10:42Speaker 4: they would know, Kezy, that's a bit racist.
- 10:45Speaker 3: Man looting, don't start doing the dad's razors.
- 10:51Speaker 4: And so they really needed to they needed Yes it
- 10:54Speaker 4: was cheap, but also they needed tourism to kick back
- 10:58Speaker 4: in because you were absolutely and also we stopped.
- 11:03Speaker 2: Where we stayed was.
- 11:04Speaker 6: This big did you want of charity?
- 11:07Speaker 2: Well, we didn't even pay for it, that's the point.
- 11:11Speaker 2: And we stayed in this.
- 11:12Speaker 4: We stayed in this massive sort of colonial villa which
- 11:16Speaker 4: was magnificent right on the water.
- 11:19Speaker 3: They have slave Yeah, it's a big old slave many
- 11:21Speaker 3: You were.
- 11:21Speaker 2: Saying there were people that worked there. Yeah, wear a.
- 11:25Speaker 3: World white linen suits the whole time.
- 11:26Speaker 2: And yes I was a Patama hat and boat shoes.
- 11:31Speaker 2: To be fair.
- 11:32Speaker 4: There wasn't a lot going on there. But we got around,
- 11:36Speaker 4: you know, around the villages. And because we didn't have
- 11:39Speaker 4: a transport, there was this one dude that went, I'll
- 11:42Speaker 4: take you wherever you want to go, and he had
- 11:45Speaker 4: a van and it was from recollection fifty or sixty bucks.
- 11:49Speaker 4: That's right for every everywhere you went, every where we went,
- 11:52Speaker 4: even if it was just five minutes down the road,
- 11:54Speaker 4: it's fifty bucks.
- 11:55Speaker 5: That's what were you were planning to go? Was like,
- 11:58Speaker 5: that's what where I'm planning to I was like as well,
- 12:00Speaker 5: mixed is probably like that. You probably just get someone.
- 12:02Speaker 5: They'll be like, yeah, i'll look after the whole day,
- 12:03Speaker 5: just give me a call and absolutely.
- 12:06Speaker 2: No, I'll just get a moped. Sorry, where are you
- 12:09Speaker 2: going Vietnam?
- 12:11Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, that's right? What Good morning Vietnam?
- 12:15Speaker 4: Where you're out of change from Sri Lanka because you
- 12:18Speaker 4: said you're going to Bali.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Oh no, Bali's too populated at that time of the year.
- 12:22Speaker 3: Correct when you go to Vietnam's cold that time of year.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
- 12:26Speaker 6: When you go to event Wa two, did you sort
- 12:29Speaker 6: of do a traveling sort of theater show and go
- 12:32Speaker 6: into the different villages and sort of do Shakespeare and
- 12:36Speaker 6: you know, like anything like that.
- 12:38Speaker 2: Yes, I did, look good, Yes I did magie. Yeah,
- 12:40Speaker 2: I'll tell you what that was.
- 12:41Speaker 4: The part genuinely that I loved the most was actually
- 12:44Speaker 4: going The guy who was our taxi driver took us
- 12:46Speaker 4: to his village and just cruising around there and just
- 12:49Speaker 4: having a look at it was fucking interesting.
- 12:51Speaker 6: Did you do like seeing from gormsby?
- 12:54Speaker 4: And we did a lot of them pro yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 12:57Speaker 4: And we'd get the villagers and involved in it.
- 13:02Speaker 6: Did they know that they were part of and then
- 13:06Speaker 6: prov group or was it sort of theater by a
- 13:09Speaker 6: stealth which I enjoy by stealth.
- 13:12Speaker 2: They eventually picked up that it was, you know, it
- 13:15Speaker 2: was part of a group thing.
- 13:18Speaker 3: In Vietnam.
- 13:20Speaker 4: Well, that's we've decided on two Chi Men's city. We're
- 13:24Speaker 4: going to have two bases. We're going to go stay
- 13:26Speaker 4: in one place for three or four days and then
- 13:28Speaker 4: travel for three or four days and then stay at
- 13:30Speaker 4: another place with three or four chim Is.
- 13:32Speaker 5: Because I was originally going to go to think M's
- 13:35Speaker 5: in the very south. So to go from Ho Chi
- 13:38Speaker 5: Minh to Hanoi, which is another big city, is quite
- 13:43Speaker 5: a distance. Yes, and then if you want to get
- 13:45Speaker 5: a Harlong Bay, you need like all the real good
- 13:46Speaker 5: stuffs in the north. But the reason we're not going there,
- 13:48Speaker 5: and like Hoyan as well with the lanterns and blah blah,
- 13:51Speaker 5: the reason we're not going there because it's only about
- 13:52Speaker 5: sixteen degrees and quite wet and foggy.
- 13:56Speaker 2: Now I'm going to.
- 13:58Speaker 3: Stay home, bro, your whole family just come with me
- 14:01Speaker 3: on my is huge over there.
- 14:03Speaker 6: Six term six tourism?
- 14:05Speaker 3: How six to them?
- 14:07Speaker 6: I said, six tourism? Filthy?
- 14:10Speaker 2: Is that where anil came from? Originated from?
- 14:13Speaker 3: Six? To them? Yeah, well we've sorted that out.
- 14:17Speaker 5: Hey, listen to the Hudarky Big Show four, four or
- 14:22Speaker 5: seven every week down radio.
- 14:23Speaker 6: Really great.
- 14:24Speaker 3: Also, you should watch this episode on YouTube.
- 14:26Speaker 6: Hey, pug Son, can you clip off that six tourism thing? Man,
- 14:29Speaker 6: I'm sure I said tourism. Actually, yeah, it's a good one.
- 14:31Speaker 6: We'll solve that on the show later tonight. All right,
- 14:34Speaker 6: Se