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OUTRO: Pull Your Socks Up · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for horor dogging four to
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  Speaker 2: seven every weekday on radio on Good Day Fellow, Hello too,
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  Speaker 2: loud man. People are gonna be like riding the bus. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then they're gonna come in and fucking ship their
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  Speaker 2: pants of that.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're not, man, They're gonna they're gonna hear that
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  Speaker 3: and go, I'm ready bring it.
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  Speaker 2: You're looking good, jays Man. You cut yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks man. Um, Well, I've gotta be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: That photo that Pugs took of me yesterday was put
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  Speaker 3: on that he put on Instagram knowing that it was
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  Speaker 3: a fucking horrendous photo of me.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, it was so horrendous.
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  Speaker 3: When I got home last night, my wife said to
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  Speaker 3: me that photo of you is fucking disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: So she did it.
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  Speaker 4: She would not say nice to hear you lying.
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  Speaker 3: I said, I know right, Pug said I know it is,
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  Speaker 3: and he posted it anyway.
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  Speaker 4: And she said, that's hilarious from Pugs. He's the man.
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  Speaker 2: So I got to do with your new haircut because
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  Speaker 2: you couldn't see you hear in that photo it was
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  Speaker 2: all honker well, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, because I just thought I need to sharpen make
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  Speaker 3: even though I've been looking great, Pug seems to have
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  Speaker 3: this thing at the moment where he tries to capture
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  Speaker 3: me in my worst part.
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  Speaker 1: You know how people have bad side.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that potentially he tried to capture all
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  Speaker 2: three of us looking like shit? Did you see the
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  Speaker 2: second photo of me and Mogi or you're just looking
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  Speaker 2: at the you swipe straight to your one.
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  Speaker 1: You guys look caught.
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  Speaker 2: We look like idiots. Man, It's what we do on
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  Speaker 2: the show. It's not about looking good on the show.
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  Speaker 3: But can I just clarify here, there's a difference between
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  Speaker 3: looking like an idiot and looking like.
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  Speaker 1: A swamp beast. Swamp beast, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what made you go get a haircut?
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  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: I've been wanting to do it for ages. And this
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  Speaker 3: is the crazy thing because it's fucking barber shops everywhere,
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  Speaker 3: And my wife's taken now to when we go on
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  Speaker 3: our walks everywhere, she'll go, oh, barber shop, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: like yes, and we'll keep walking.
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  Speaker 1: You go, oh barber shop.
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  Speaker 2: She wants you to get a haircut.
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  Speaker 4: Is that her way of communicating.
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  Speaker 3: No, Because I've I go as you would attest to,
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  Speaker 3: I go, I need to get a haircut.
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  Speaker 2: Going about it and then not do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, And so she'll go barbershop. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's not pointing it at you. She's giving you
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  Speaker 4: the chance to do it yourself.
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  Speaker 3: So ironically, she wasn't with me today. So I took
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  Speaker 3: the ball by the horns.
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  Speaker 2: I went into a head and got a hairt. I
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  Speaker 2: walked into a Rodney way. Wow, and one cheesy haircut?
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  Speaker 3: How long?
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  Speaker 1: Because I mean it sucks.
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  Speaker 4: Let's skags cut?
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  Speaker 2: Please? How for a skuts cut?
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  Speaker 1: How long do your haircuts take?
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  Speaker 2: Twenty five minutes?
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  Speaker 4: Forty?
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  Speaker 1: How long do you think mine? Top?
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  Speaker 2: Fifteen?
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  Speaker 1: Ten?
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: He was just stair stage stage.
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  Speaker 2: Did you say he had his testicles resting on your shoulder?
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  Speaker 3: There was a moment and I don't want to you know,
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  Speaker 3: it was just where he was pressed against me.
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  Speaker 1: I went, is this.
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  Speaker 2: All g I've never ever had a man's cock, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not saying pressed against me whils getting a haircut?
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  Speaker 4: I've heard that it was at home.
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  Speaker 3: A guy's cock pressed you while he was giving you
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  Speaker 3: a haircut at home, but.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, like at a barber or
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  Speaker 2: a hear dress. So that's never happened to me ever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just it was just one of those moments.
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  Speaker 3: And it wasn't the whole time. It was just when
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  Speaker 3: he first started and I was like, what.
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  Speaker 2: If I would have said it, I would have been like,
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  Speaker 2: is he a junk on my shoulder?
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  Speaker 1: Man? He did not have as junk on my shoulder.
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  Speaker 4: It was that's exactly how you described.
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  Speaker 2: No where was it?
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  Speaker 4: What is your problem?
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  Speaker 2: Was he? Was he doing that thing where he straddles
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  Speaker 2: you and cuts your hair while sort of like say,
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  Speaker 2: sing each other.
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  Speaker 4: So it was on your chest.
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  Speaker 1: It's called the Koala cut cut.
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  Speaker 2: So he's grabbing or are you holding on to him?
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  Speaker 1: I'm holding on to him and he's just doing my
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  Speaker 1: side bit?
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  Speaker 2: But how how did he have his penis on your show?
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  Speaker 2: Were you upside down?
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  Speaker 1: I never did any stay?
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  Speaker 4: Was it so long that he was in front of it?
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  Speaker 4: Went over around here.
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  Speaker 1: At any stage? And he had his cock on my should?
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  Speaker 2: Was it?
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  Speaker 1: That was a classic pugsnagg? Sorry all right?
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  Speaker 3: You know why I know that's not true because I
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  Speaker 3: never say.
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  Speaker 4: Junk, you absolutely did the office.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to go you pretty soon. Pugs.
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  Speaker 4: I'm waiting because Keysy.
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  Speaker 1: And I we're getting fired up, aren't we.
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  Speaker 2: I have noticed the thing in Pugs recently where we
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  Speaker 2: cannot get an answer out of him without waiting for
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  Speaker 2: the smartest comment first, and you have to wait for that.
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  Speaker 2: Then you have to go, okay, cool, can we do
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  Speaker 2: that the rules? And then yesterday when I'm really like
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  Speaker 2: a weebit frazzled after filming, I came in and it happened.
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  Speaker 2: I was just like, I can't fucking do this right now.
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  Speaker 2: I need a straight answer names the rules?
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  Speaker 4: Brother?
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  Speaker 1: Fine. I actually find pack sound really easy to work.
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  Speaker 2: With, right, So I love how you. I love how
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  Speaker 2: you go. Me and Kesy Bakey Kesey seeing something and
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  Speaker 2: then you go, actually, I don't agree with that? All right?
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  Speaker 2: The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hurdarchy. Remember the Warchy Big Show Podcast. Is it
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  Speaker 2: weird that I've got black socks with these white shoes?
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  Speaker 1: No, I find I find.
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  Speaker 4: Choose but it's not weird.
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  Speaker 2: No, I've accidentally done that.
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  Speaker 1: I've never just noticed. I've never been a big fan
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  Speaker 1: of White Sox.
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  Speaker 2: But the team, no, the national team.
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  Speaker 3: Just actual So I actually my wife brought me some
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  Speaker 3: new socks. Should we have sop chair?
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  Speaker 2: Sure geese? So you were wearing those while a man
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  Speaker 2: had has penis on your shoulder?
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god? They cricket sucks. Can you at least
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  Speaker 4: get on a little The got little cricket bats, cricket
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  Speaker 4: ball and wickets and little emblems all over them.
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  Speaker 2: That's very cute, so cute to the normal. Like you say,
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  Speaker 2: you've got prawns or something on there?
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  Speaker 4: What have I got? I've just got your playing h
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  Speaker 4: and m jobs.
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  Speaker 1: Are you wearing your weird boat shoes?
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  Speaker 4: Nah? These are just my normal docks. Boat shoes was yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Well you see, you see that's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I find weird. White socks, black shoes. There
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  Speaker 3: was always a no, no, what are you Michael Jackson?
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  Speaker 3: Michael with Michael Jackson. Yes, that was always the what
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  Speaker 3: is it? The exception to the rule.
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  Speaker 4: That was always the weirdest thing about Michael Jackson was
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  Speaker 4: a sock choice.
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  Speaker 3: You know, back in my day, feelers, I tell you
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  Speaker 3: another weird thing that I find weird about fashion. These days,
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  Speaker 3: and it's a summer fashion, and it's when dudes are
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  Speaker 3: wearing shorts and they wear the sort of ankle socks
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  Speaker 3: and sneakers. Back in my day, if you wore that,
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  Speaker 3: you'd be considered a massive geek.
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  Speaker 2: So now it's when you say ankles.
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  Speaker 3: You can't see the sock. No, you can see the
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  Speaker 3: long sock. Yeah, not a lot, just up to your yeah, med.
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  Speaker 4: The mid sounds pretty shock And.
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  Speaker 3: They wear the sneakers, and back in the day that
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  Speaker 3: would be like what I feel like directly because I
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  Speaker 3: started doing it because everyone was wearing and I went, okay,
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  Speaker 3: is that the sort of how people wear shorts?
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  Speaker 4: Now clarify? So your problem is shorts combined with sporty
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  Speaker 4: as shoes and ankle socks.
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  Speaker 2: And long socks. But an ankle sock is a sock
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  Speaker 2: that stops.
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  Speaker 4: And you can't what's the what's the appropriate alternative that
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  Speaker 4: you would accept in the case no sock?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know the no shows but yeah, the no show.
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  Speaker 3: But what I mean is the sock that goes up
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  Speaker 3: the leg.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so it's a sock issue, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: It goes about that far above the shoe.
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  Speaker 2: And for the listeners. Just for reference, he's holding his
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  Speaker 2: hands about a meter apart. You're describing wearing tights. No,
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  Speaker 2: you want me.
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  Speaker 5: To go back to wearing shorts and times but you
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  Speaker 5: know what I mean though, right, so there won't because
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  Speaker 5: this link here, Like yeah, yeah, so it's bad or
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  Speaker 5: good bad when wearing bad when you're wearing shorts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's.
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  Speaker 2: Great with shorts.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I was in Paris, right we we you simply must,
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  Speaker 2: And I was walking down the street and I was
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  Speaker 2: wearing shorts with these shoes, which are my boat shoes,
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  Speaker 2: my big new balances, white and white socks. And as
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  Speaker 2: I was walking down the street, a Parisian man famous
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  Speaker 2: for being very rude, looked down at my shoes, looked
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  Speaker 2: at me, and then started laughing. And as he walked past,
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  Speaker 2: No fucking way, I was wearing what I would describe
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  Speaker 2: as a pretty bland outfit. I was like, how dare
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  Speaker 2: you laugh at me? I've an American like laugh at
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  Speaker 2: the guys with Fanny pecks On, man like, don't laugh
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  Speaker 2: at me?
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  Speaker 1: Did you see?
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  Speaker 3: That's actually that the image it brings to mind, actually
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  Speaker 3: an American tourist.
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  Speaker 2: Me with my floats and my long socks.
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  Speaker 3: Not you specifically, but that kind of look. And that's
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  Speaker 3: the sort of look where you wear a bounce on
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  Speaker 3: your shorts and your t shit tucked in.
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with that? That's old school is and that's eighties.
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  Speaker 4: Has been tucking in a shirt a bit more.
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  Speaker 1: Look.
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  Speaker 2: I tucked my shirt in with certain jackets and Jeane combos,
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  Speaker 2: but not all like for example, this combo shirts out man, Jason,
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  Speaker 2: have you ever thought about tucking a shirt in?
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  Speaker 1: I tucked my undershirt in.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, my t shirt un you singing that you were?
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  Speaker 2: Do you do that like a singlet? Yes, because the
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  Speaker 2: single andies on every day.
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  Speaker 1: That way, I keep the heat in my body.
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  Speaker 2: Keys, I do that too, because that's a very My granddad,
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  Speaker 2: both of them on both sides, used to go undies,
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  Speaker 2: but like wife fronts single it tucked in, tucked into
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  Speaker 2: and then just a coating of talcum powder like a
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  Speaker 2: like a fish filet that's about to be deep fried
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  Speaker 2: tal con powder all over, brial cream in the hair,
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  Speaker 2: but a brute the citizens club to pool. In the
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  Speaker 2: case of one of my grandfathers.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not familiar with the talc I know what tel
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  Speaker 3: compowder is, but why you do that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 4: I don't get it either.
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  Speaker 2: Should we start talking up? Should it be a big
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  Speaker 2: show thing? What's the purpose?
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  Speaker 3: Well, we used to do that with the kit, with
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  Speaker 3: the with the bubbers, you know, because yeah, it's stops.
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting rash, you know, nappy ration ship because I'm
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  Speaker 1: dry as out all the moisture.
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  Speaker 2: Why do men used to wear tell and the smell.
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  Speaker 3: I love the smell of talcumpowder. Men used to wear
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  Speaker 3: a tail compowder kind of soapy perfume.
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  Speaker 2: Me. Actually, this is a lot of stuff that you
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  Speaker 2: guys should consider reduces moisture and sweat.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I just said.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't listening. Prevents the chafing.
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  Speaker 1: I just said that too.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a massive buckword. Did you say that? Personal greaming
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  Speaker 2: and fragrance and foot care? Good for foot care as well?
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Thank yous is not here?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Magie's not here.
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  Speaker 4: Now listen to the Big Show for us even weekdays.
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  Speaker 4: I'm ready to go hold a key.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, like you want to be here, Please pos.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead and listen. You weren't gonna want to go
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  Speaker 4: ahead and listen.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to Big Show for US in a week.
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  Speaker 1: Okay,