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ADAM FRIEDLAND | Son of a Boy Dad #131 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Man, that's my president exactly, that's my quarterback.
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  Speaker 5: Actually started alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 5: Boy Dad podcast. Today it is this is next week,
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  Speaker 5: this is going on, this is today is next week.
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  Speaker 5: Today is next week. Film this on Thursday September.
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  Speaker 1: It's the wrong name, homage to you, to our fore mothers.
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  Speaker 4: And that's what he did. They ran a honeypot operation.
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  Speaker 4: They said, I was going to go and call her
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  Speaker 4: daddy the last second, and then and then guys came here.
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  Speaker 4: They said they wanted to do a casting couch with me.
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  Speaker 1: Just the.
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  Speaker 4: No. I'm oh, yeah, I know he is. I know
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  Speaker 4: he is. What is this with these you guys don't
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  Speaker 4: use your own names here. I don't like everyone.
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  Speaker 1: They know your name is Harry, last name last He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know my last name.
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  Speaker 4: I know his last name.
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  Speaker 5: There's no way Potter, Yeah, they.
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  Speaker 4: This is your name?
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  Speaker 1: Is you have a great name, Adam. I used to
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  Speaker 1: go I tried to go by it, and they're like, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can't go by it. Like the first couple of
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  Speaker 1: blocks I wrote. Dave was like, you need to have
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  Speaker 1: like a pseudonym.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Adam the entertainer.
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  Speaker 5: But you were already going by Ron. I know, well
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  Speaker 5: that was he was a spinner.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to say anything more.
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  Speaker 1: Nigga was gonna hit me if I but yeah, Adam
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  Speaker 1: Freeland on the show, I think he would come dude.
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  Speaker 1: Sas was like, he's he's gonna He's not gonna come in.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna bail on us.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I had butterflies in my stomach when
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  Speaker 4: I saw the chair on the glass door. I saw the.
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  Speaker 1: Stool is an iconic chair. People don't know. People I did.
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  Speaker 1: I legitimately was like, what wow, Why why'd you feel
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  Speaker 1: that way?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I thought it was gonna be like
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  Speaker 4: ten barstool batties lined up. Adam, you're right this way.
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  Speaker 4: The royal penis is clean.
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  Speaker 1: No, we laid off all the batties today. You came on,
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  Speaker 1: laid off all the batties literally every O. My god.
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  Speaker 1: The Only Fans Show just got cut, dude, it's sucking.
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  Speaker 4: Or the Lost Fans Show.
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  Speaker 1: Glennie Balls from Sunday Conversations. He has a show called
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  Speaker 1: Only Stands where.
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  Speaker 4: He shows his ass.
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  Speaker 6: No he just.
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  Speaker 4: Oh he shows whole right. No, No, I would love
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  Speaker 4: to see Glenny Balls show. Hole.
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  Speaker 5: He gets offers all the time. All the Only Fans girls,
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  Speaker 5: they want to fuck him. They will content.
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  Speaker 1: But the show has been black people just get married
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  Speaker 1: and just have kids, the nuclear family. We need that
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  Speaker 1: what is going on their family.
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  Speaker 4: Glenny Ball is going to do that and his grandkids
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  Speaker 4: are going to see it.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he's worried about.
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  Speaker 4: They're gonna be There was this, there's this a video.
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  Speaker 4: There was this website. Oh gosh, now we're it was
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  Speaker 4: really boyzone right now, Yeah, let's get it. There's a
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  Speaker 4: website called e Fucked.
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  Speaker 6: Do you remember that?
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  Speaker 1: He was like, it was all like it was like
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  Speaker 1: a horrific.
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  Speaker 7: Website that was around when we were like fifteen. It
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  Speaker 7: had like and there was one video on it that
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  Speaker 7: was like virgin first time with porn star and.
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  Speaker 5: Was it the Miya Khalifa one? Have you ever seen
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  Speaker 5: that video?
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't that.
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  Speaker 5: That video is shocking.
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  Speaker 4: It's not tigglating. It's not like arousing.
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  Speaker 5: No, not even a little bit.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's this guy and he's like it was a
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  Speaker 7: matter of two sucks and oh jaculates everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: He's like so embarrassed. He's like he's a big guy.
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  Speaker 5: Really, have you ever seen the Miya Khalif one?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm thinking of one where a guy gets sucked
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  Speaker 1: off on a boat and he comes within like four
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  Speaker 1: seconds or something like that. But I feel like these
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  Speaker 1: are good videos to have on the Internet, Like that
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  Speaker 1: would make a regular guy feel better.
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  Speaker 4: That's what the Internet was meant for. Yeah, and that
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  Speaker 4: was all changed.
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  Speaker 1: Big like big unattainable dicks aren't like the wave of
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  Speaker 1: the future. That's not like good for the fellows out there.
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  Speaker 4: Like the Internet it should be for bloopers. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 4: should be a blooper real.
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  Speaker 5: That was also back when like the in cells wanted
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  Speaker 5: to fuck porn stars. Now they like want them to die. Yeah, twist.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think anyone like the Mia Khalif videos. She
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  Speaker 5: was just fucking a virgin, right, just sucking a fan
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  Speaker 5: and he was just like soft the entire video because.
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  Speaker 1: The performance anxiety.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, well, this first time he's having sexons
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  Speaker 5: on camera and millions of people are gonna see it.
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  Speaker 5: It's gotta be a fucking terrible thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he really thought that it was gonna be something
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't. Oh, yeah, he thought it was gonna be true.
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  Speaker 1: And now now we're talking about him.
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  Speaker 4: What is those pink alcohol you have here?
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  Speaker 5: This is pink Whitney.
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  Speaker 1: You want to take a whack of it?
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  Speaker 4: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: It's alcohol.
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  Speaker 5: It's like flavored vodka.
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  Speaker 1: Pink lemonade flavored vodka. Yeah, you could take you take
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  Speaker 1: that one home, bro, that's a that's a little parting gift.
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  Speaker 1: If you want that.
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  Speaker 4: I think that I'll give it to my kids.
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  Speaker 1: They have marketed to it.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like you got to you got an F
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  Speaker 4: and then you gotta come home drink the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: You got an F on your mid term. It's you're
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  Speaker 4: eleven years old and you're drinking barstool.
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  Speaker 1: All of our alcohol is marketed towards children, dude. It's
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  Speaker 1: like pirate water.
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  Speaker 5: And like pirate waters. Literally it's for kids who can
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  Speaker 5: only afford one drink and then they drink it and
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  Speaker 5: then they get blacked out.
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  Speaker 1: But it's the children, Yeah, not even like college kids,
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  Speaker 1: like little boys.
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  Speaker 4: Was it the call her daddy?
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  Speaker 5: No, that's spitting chick lits.
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  Speaker 1: It's our hockey guy. So there's a guy, Ryan Whitney,
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  Speaker 1: and he mixed pink lemona with vodka. Rest is history, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I think it's I think
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  Speaker 1: it's a good one.
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  Speaker 5: It's pretty good. You can drink it straight, you boys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, are you guys gonna do yes?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Yes, we're all gonna do it.
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  Speaker 5: Harry, you do, baby, we'll see.
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  Speaker 1: Or he's doctioning your whole lass name. Dude, he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: know my whole name.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I know your name. It's portand you got
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  Speaker 4: this job.
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  Speaker 1: This nepotism, baby, baby, daddy, daddy, that's he would have
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  Speaker 1: fired you if you weren't his son.
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  Speaker 4: I wish he was my dad. I wish he was
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  Speaker 4: my dad.
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  Speaker 1: You talk about it.
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  Speaker 4: I love him so much.
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  Speaker 1: You said he's your hero.
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  Speaker 5: You've been trying to get him on the podcast for
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  Speaker 5: a long time.
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  Speaker 4: It's great.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's still his hockey.
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  Speaker 4: Guys came up with this. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Or it's for the it's for the little hockey, little
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  Speaker 1: hockey kids, the little hockey babies. Yeah, we'll do a
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  Speaker 1: little watch.
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  Speaker 5: In the middle school.
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  Speaker 4: Koby rest in piece of Kobe body armor? Drink body armor?
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  Speaker 4: Is that him?
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  Speaker 1: Was Kobe body armor?
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  Speaker 4: I think he was the first body armor?
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  Speaker 1: Was he?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Dave Portnoy fucking sabotaged his helicopter for the Celtics.
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  Speaker 1: For radio fucking Celtics fan. But dude, we have been
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  Speaker 1: trying to We've been trying to get you on for
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  Speaker 1: a minute, but for longer than that, you've been trying
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  Speaker 1: to get Dave on your show. And then for longer
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  Speaker 1: than that, Dave was trying to hire you guys a
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  Speaker 1: fucking million years ago, like in fucking twenty fifteen or
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  Speaker 1: sixteen or when was they trying to hire you guys.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even remember that. I think I heard something
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  Speaker 4: or other, but I didn't even know what it was.
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  Speaker 1: He was like gonna.
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  Speaker 4: I was just beating off to the bat.
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  Speaker 5: Sports.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, why is this website with sexy ladies
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  Speaker 4: called sports? It was just divisions of sexy ladies.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's still what the website is. The website is
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  Speaker 5: just like what do they call it?
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  Speaker 1: What does the smoke shifts?
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  Speaker 5: No, but they call it. There's like a word a smut.
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  Speaker 5: It's a smut site. They like to post smut. Really yeah,
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  Speaker 5: but it's like there's.
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  Speaker 4: Erin she's from Arizona State.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and there's the hottest Arizona Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They like maximize the ways that they could pedal and
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  Speaker 1: push the smut like there's well.
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  Speaker 4: That's what like changed the business.
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  Speaker 7: From what I understand is he had the four page
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  Speaker 7: gambling rag and then he put sexy ladies on its.
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  Speaker 5: Girl, wasn't it the original?
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  Speaker 1: Like ads?
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  Speaker 5: Weren't they like Hooters?
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  Speaker 1: There's still some pictures around the office, like framed original
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  Speaker 1: like gambling newspapers, and like it was just like his
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  Speaker 1: friends that he was taking pictures of at the time.
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  Speaker 1: Like it wasn't high end models, Like it was like
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that lumpy bartenders from from Southeat and
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  Speaker 1: ship like that. But people got off to it. Dude, people,
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  Speaker 1: I think he is such a to read.
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  Speaker 4: Like it's not like I am, you and Kevin go
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  Speaker 4: to the bar long enough, you're gonna fucking newspapers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: just jerking off to commit a hate crime or fucking newspaper.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't want to disparage the
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  Speaker 4: city of Boston.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's I'm not from Boston, You're he's more of
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  Speaker 1: a Boston guy than I am.
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  Speaker 4: And he doesn't like sports.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 5: I like some sports, like what football, But I'm also
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  Speaker 5: not a but oh you're like.
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  Speaker 4: A Jaguars fan or something.
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  Speaker 5: I like the Bills, Big Bills. Oh yeah, I like
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  Speaker 5: the Patriots. I just like the good teams.
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  Speaker 1: You like the good team?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I picked two of the good teams and then
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  Speaker 5: I root for them the whole year.
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  Speaker 1: Eagles. He was an Eagles guy all the last year.
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  Speaker 1: He wrote with us Philly guy, But where are you
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  Speaker 1: from Las Vegas?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it's not that great.
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  Speaker 1: But no, he's a Raiders guy. He was always talking
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  Speaker 1: about Raider. He was a big Rugs guy.
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  Speaker 4: I was a Raider fan. But like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: what are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: You really can't do ship it sucks. But the Super Bowls?
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  Speaker 4: Then I think I'm going in Hard Knocks got me
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  Speaker 4: in on the Jets.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm going j e t s. I think if
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  Speaker 1: I lived in New York grown up, I'd be a
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  Speaker 1: Jets fan and this would be a good year to
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  Speaker 1: be a Jets face. They've always sucked, but this might
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  Speaker 1: be the year though they could be nice this year.
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  Speaker 1: They got Dalvin Cook, right, they got Dalvin Cook, Rogers Rodgers,
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  Speaker 1: they got Garrett Wilson.
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  Speaker 5: I've never watched Hard Knocks. Is that all about just
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  Speaker 5: different teams orball boys?
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  Speaker 4: You see, whether they're getting ready for the damn season?
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  Speaker 5: Is the roughhousing in it.
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  Speaker 4: Rogers is so co have you been watching? Yeah, he
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  Speaker 4: is so cool.
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  Speaker 1: He is just naturally the man, so cool the way
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  Speaker 1: he does that flip thing with the football and shut
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  Speaker 1: the grass and or did you see him go up
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  Speaker 1: to the coach the other team and he's like, what's up,
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  Speaker 1: you fat fuck? What's up your fat piece of ship
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  Speaker 1: and just roast him. Just guys being guys.
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  Speaker 4: So cool, and he's a nerd and he likes Settlers
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  Speaker 4: of Catan.
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  Speaker 1: The best guy ever. Dude, Yeah, bro hard knocks used
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  Speaker 1: to have like they used to film like dudes in
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  Speaker 1: like the hot tub, or you might be able to
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  Speaker 1: like sneak.
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  Speaker 5: Like I saw a clip of Rogers like hot micd
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  Speaker 5: up talking ship or talking. He was like bragging about
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  Speaker 5: a comeback he had to another guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now I think it's like watered down.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 8: He said, I've never heard of yeah, yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 8: saw that yah yeah a Philly guy yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And he was a Philly guy yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And he said I've never heard of you. And he
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: said you've heard of me, You've heard of me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: And he was like pumped about that.
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  Speaker 4: And I've never heard of you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't do that you know, but they all
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  Speaker 1: just study each other on tape.
• 11:49
  Speaker 5: I assume. I assume ball football players know each other,
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  Speaker 5: Like if you're in the NFL, I feel like you
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  Speaker 5: would know every player on every team.
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  Speaker 4: You definitely do.
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  Speaker 1: They study tape of each other the time they're pretending
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  Speaker 1: they're lying you, dud, low.
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  Speaker 5: Key, that man's l zero hours of tape, zero minutes
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  Speaker 5: of tape. Yeah, watch that documentary.
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  Speaker 4: That's why it's so good. Yeah, yeah, he was just
• 12:10
  Speaker 4: getting had you getting a lot of head.
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  Speaker 5: He was just getting You know who used to hang
• 12:15
  Speaker 5: out with Oh, Press knows he's the best life. In
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  Speaker 5: the documentary, they were.
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  Speaker 1: Hang out with you guys, name any human being of
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  Speaker 1: all time in Press used to hang out with them.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking Jay Simpson guaranteed one hundred percent two thousand yards.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah a beast. People don't know that you're a ballhead, dude,
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  Speaker 1: that you love ball.
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  Speaker 4: People.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't know you love ball like that.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: People will go to you for your What are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna do?
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  Speaker 4: Fucking Yeah, the world sucks? The nice thing. What are
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: you gonna think? But what I'm gonna get into fucking
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: like global warming? I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I can't do that much.
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  Speaker 4: It's just ball.
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  Speaker 1: You got you gotta watch Paul give us give us
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  Speaker 1: your top five sports, well clip it will throw it
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  Speaker 1: on TikTok. We'll get a quick.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If you just give any kind of a top five,
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  Speaker 1: I would go great. There's definitely a market for that.
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  Speaker 1: I know your basketball. I know your basketball guy deep down.
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  Speaker 4: At this point, I like Hoop in n b A.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, okay, that's top two.
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  Speaker 5: You like street hoop and n B A.
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  Speaker 7: No, I like Hoop and e p O I like,
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  Speaker 7: I like Okay Connoy and I every one of our
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  Speaker 7: teams are enemies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's.
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  Speaker 4: He's a Spurs fan.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: But it was just to piss off our Arsenal guy.
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  Speaker 1: I know you fired.
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  Speaker 4: You got let go to I want to meet him.
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: So my troops is the best.
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  Speaker 4: Like I'm literally a hero of mine. We have this
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  Speaker 4: thing called a f t V Arsenal Fan TV and
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  Speaker 4: it is the dumbest. It is the dumbest takes on sports.
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  Speaker 4: It's like it's like have you ever seen those like
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: Eagles like uh, like, uh, what do you call it?
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  Speaker 4: Like heart parking lot interviews.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's like fans in the parking lot being like
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  Speaker 1: Obama what Obama who?
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  Speaker 4: When they're like when they're like, would you let like
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  Speaker 4: would you let like, uh the offensive line run train.
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  Speaker 1: On your girl?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, if it meant the birds, yeah, they're all right
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  Speaker 4: now I want the football boys.
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  Speaker 1: I hate her. This is a direct transcript.
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  Speaker 7: Those videos are so funny, and you guys are like
• 14:37
  Speaker 7: you pants are peede, you're eating poo poo.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a disgusting fan base.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: But that's the same level as the e PL guys.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: I would say.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: Arsenal, Yeah, Arsenal is like at this point, I would
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: say it's Lakers Arsenal for me. And then I like
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: boxing a lot. I guess baseball, like I that was
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: my roose board, But I don't really care anymore. Were
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: like to walk. Even it's faster now, it's still it
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: still sucks. Dude. It's I go to a game and
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: hit crack bruise.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it's a good social environment.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but even like I went the other week, it's
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: you're not to watch.
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: In the game. Maybe we're shoot myself in the head.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: There's planes going over every.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: Two I like that. I like the planes.
• 15:24
  Speaker 7: Watched the plane the Jews that you're sitting next to Yeah,
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: and they're like another season.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship. Roll that's history.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: That's literally Frank the Tanks. You know, I got Frank
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: the Tank. Yeah, he's not he's not Jewish.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: But his meds are the team of the Redheads and
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: the Jews and the comedian.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Frank just tortured the tortured obese among us.
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: If you cheat on your wife and the Yankees fan.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, if you're a Dominicans of the Dominican f yeah, yes,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: but all the tortured souls stadium, yes, the loser's jokers.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: You gone it? Or where'd you go? You went to
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: a Yankees game?
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's uh, that's kind of a more of an
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: intense environment.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Even though it's like, it's crazy how little people go
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: to those games now.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Because it sucks, dude, it sucks, dick, Baseball just.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: The Yankees suck. That's probably why, right one.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, it just sucks.
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: Rand slam in the second inning, Holy funny recover from that.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Fucking can't do it.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Happy as long as he's happy.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Bought the company back for a buck, dude. Pretty pretty
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: good deal and pretty solid dealer for the boy.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: That does not sound like us more money.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: You guys are worth at least a million, at least
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: dollars ten dollars is.
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: One million dollar operations. You sell a pink vodka, you
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: probably make what tons of money off pink? Sixteen racks
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: off that.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: So there's fifteen right there. But then you got to
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: pay our fifteen rax eats that we get paid. So
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: it's like now we're fifteen the whole.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: So everyone's making what ten to fifteen thousand dollars a
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: year is shit and that this guy just gets to
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: hang out.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Oh yago diego?
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, how much money did you make it every year?
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: From the no no exactly fold to the pressure no no,
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: say exactly. Probably make a quarter of what SaaS makes.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: That's not true. You probably make more than what I make.
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: So make four thousand dollars a year. Uh yeah, dude.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: This is like the coast and there's no stitching here.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: It's like drug dealers. Like how a drug dealer on
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: the corner, Like he'll work thinking that he's making like
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: bands of money, But if you break down the economics
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: of it, like he's making six dollars an hour, right, that's.
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: What Sopranos is about was about like a guy who
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: like he always had like a big water cash, but
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: he's just gambling.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: It away, right, there's no money to be made, but
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: you have liquid cash on you and like Jabril jeans
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: or some ship Pelly jeans.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: But you get paid in aver Rex Georgia.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And Pink Whitney.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Pink Whitney just don't even get it.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: We don't even get the stuff for free. We got
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: a discount for the Barstool store. You got like a
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: twenty percent discount.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: But did you see that the email that like the
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: discount out and it was all like a coupon website
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that, and so they had to
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: take it away from us.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: That's that's hilarious.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: We spoiled our discount.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: We lost your coupon.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: We lost our coupon because it was it was made.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: You know that.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: You know that we're a Jewish frounk company bro in
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: the best way possible, in the most most positive way possible,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: in the most elite way possible.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: I didn't even know, Dave war Harry, we're Jewish. But
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: but what is a little swamp squat.
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: Swamp Scott and swamp Scott's because.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: You're born in swamp Scott, father in swamp Scott.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that history.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was like going into labor in Los Angeles
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: and he's like, no way, my fucking son is being born.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Fly you back, fly you back.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: WoT she needs to get birtht that duncan get home
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: doing donkeys.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: But so so, Dave is going to go on your
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Guys show. He fucking confirmed it to me today.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: That's that's official, guy, that's official. That's official.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: What do you what do you what would you prep
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: for something like that for Dave? For the boss man, I'm.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Going hash hug at least probably dominant. You have to big.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: He respects the fun out of that because you know
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: he's doing the hard full hard.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not trying to him. I'm just trying
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: to just trying to prove it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Dominant.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's my pants style.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: You know, Pap is p in his pants.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: He's his pants. That's why it's such a good.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he does it. And if you know, NFL players
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: are peeing their pants every fucking game, that's what they say.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I caught it, dude to the preseason game. You could
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: he had clearly just peede his pants just weeks ago,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: just coded his ship. It's part of the game. And
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: papev to papev p himself shipping. Oh my god, he's
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: a big.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: He's not like fucking Paul Piers. Actually he's gonna die.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he should himself.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: He shouled himself.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Joe Paterno remember that, uh that clip of Joe Paterno
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: running off.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: He covered up.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Oh that's what I was thinking of, because I thought
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: he shipped himself. But he actually covered up years and
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: years of child rape. I think was what he did.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: That was a common mistarception. Yeah, he called you shoot
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: yourself and raped someone.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: I think they got no.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: No, he raped a kid, covered up three decades of
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: systemic right saying.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Does he like a good coach?
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: He was incredible.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: He was incredible.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: He won two national champions. Yeah, he was so good,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: which kind of made it worth it. They were in
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: eighty two and eighty six. He won the national champions
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Because you were there, yeah, Apple Valley, Yeah, Happy Valley,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Happy Valley, Apple Valley.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah it was Happy Valley. Yeah. Yeah, who was there?
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: We went there?
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we we went there. Quads, but his legs are unreal, unbelievable.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I love ball, I love talk all about the men's
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: but it's gotta be tough to hang a dog in
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: front of legs like that. Though, there's no way that
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: a penis looks good in front of two beats.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: I bet his penis looks great in front of those quads,
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: you think, so, I bet he has a ginormous dick.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I feel like some of those guys are working out
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: because it's like this, I need to prove myself in
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: one way or another.
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: And just the way that when we saw him, the
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: way that he carried hicks too big, you never had
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: to work out then, yeah, yeah, on it.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Some of these NBA guys definitely have tiny dicks. Taylor
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Lawan talks about it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: He's like, he saw Will Compton's dick. It was teeny tiny.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it was like a tic tac.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: It just it went straight out and he went and
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I think that's why he had massive quad Showering guys,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: they said, it's a massive relief to have to stop
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: showering with guys like it's.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Like it's eighteen years of showers.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: I feel like it's also we're at a time in
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: the world where they could easily they don't have to do.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: They can just throw a curtain up like they don't
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: need to be showering.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the locker room, Every locker room is redone. Every
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: two years they have t.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: Hell.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, after the podcast, we got to shower up.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: You gotta shower up.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: You're doing this. I'm gonna give a little postgame, a
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: little press conference.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Pathetic performance, Harry, pathetic. You make me sick. Drink pink.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: I can't drink pink. You go now, I'm sober for
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: the week.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: No, you just took away.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: You just took a whack of it for the week.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: I drink too much and I'm going sober until next Thursday.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Oh why because then I'm going on vacation. I'm going
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: where you're going? Greece?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Are you about to go right now? To Greece?
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: To my girlfriends?
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Where's that at?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Grease?
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: It's like as far east as you can go, Massachusetts
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: on Long.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Island right before Damn, I just say Long Island.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: But everyone where the eight eight figure crackers list?
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: Is that where? Right now? Oh? Yeah?
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: If you could run into him out there.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Now, do you really want to?
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: If I'm just like, bro, so excited, so excited to
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: have you on the show. I'm drinking your pink right now,
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: I'm drinking I'm sipping pink.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I missed you at h Q. Let's connect. Maybe
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: we'll get I don't know.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: His phone calls are never as entertaining as you'd expect.
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: It's usually him just being like.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: What, Yeah, he's gonna give you a quarter of what
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: you give him. Do it anyway, though, I'm not expecting
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: anything from.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: I'm not expecting anything from this man. He's giving me
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: gonna be good.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: This is gonna be big. This is big for the
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: pod right here, this might take us to the next level.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: The damn.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Damn you're saying you straight. He's probably on a plane
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: right probably one ring. So if he's on the PJ,
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: you might have just crashed his PJ with that call.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, is that a thing? Do they have service
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: on those? Because I was always if that was a
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: plot hole success.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have Wi Fi?
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: You can do phone calls via Wi Fi.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you could do phone calls.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: You can do a FaceTime audio, but that's like.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: The first thing he asked the pilot four is the
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: uh password dude. I used to be on the p
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: PJ gravy train with Dave. I used to fly on
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: some PJ. I would go with him sometimes. But now
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: that he's out in Montauk and Miami and the other
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: dude big in Chicago, it's dried up for me. He
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: moved to Chicago. He just moved to Chicago to open
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: an office there.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: He couldn't cut it. He bailed in the rat race.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: He there wasn't he He was one of the ones
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: trying to fucking hire you got. He was like he
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: was like beating big cats, a big co Yes, he
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: fucking loves you.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: You guys, he was a fucking massive uh were come
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: town fans.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: I got hyped.
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: When I saw the followed back, I was like, the
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: coolest guys in the world, like our ship.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: That's fucking love. Those are sports guys, they fucking those
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: are They know ball, they love ball, They're fucking obsessed
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: with ball. But then even recently, I think Dave was
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: talking to his guy Austin and us about yeah, Austin reeves, Austin, no,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: your guy, his assistant assistant that you just met. But
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: he was talking about the Matti Healy thing, and he
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: was basically like, oh, he was talking to those guys
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: like you shouldn't like, none of that should be taken
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: seriously because like he's joking with the fellas.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: I was worried I was gonna piss off because I
• 25:48
  Speaker 4: know he's big.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Because he's a big swiftie. Yeah all right, but she's
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: he's out of the pure.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: No class, You're just like Kanye.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: You have no class.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: I love and Boston guys talk about class.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Oh he's a big class guy. No, no, no, he
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: was talking all about class with that women's NC double a.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Oh chica, he was big in the class with that.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: He kept on saying that that one girl, the l
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: s U girl, was classless. Yeah, classless.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: People were mad at her.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: People were furious. She went like that suck it, that's normal. Yeah,
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: but I think it was because I supposed to name
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: Katelyn Clark. Kaitlyn Clark did that the game before, and
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: then she was like following her around after the game.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Caitlin does when the white girl does.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: It, David, you need to when you have him on,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: David hold his feet to the fire about all this.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: No, I'm mean I'm center left fucking right. It's wrong, David, exactly.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: It's not like to talk ship.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: But you're on of all, it's grul sports.
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: No one Careklen Clark was a hero.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Did you see that.
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: There's that influencer guy I forget his name, who like
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: bought four court size he said, w n B A
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: d on or whatever.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he brought a blanket and a pillow.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fucking crazy.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: People got so mad at Yeah, it's not surprising at all.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I honestly found myself getting mad at him. And I
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: don't like the NBA.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: It's really mean.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so fucking it's really mean.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: They have to go to like China and the off
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: season so they can like earn a living wage.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Right, they need to go to like a Russian prison
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: for a couple of months just just so they can
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: have their way, Like they need to smoke a little
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: bit of weed in the Ukraine or something, just so
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: they can keep on. They're basically like the NBA or
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: the NFL players in the sixties who are working in
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: like factories and ship like that, like the packers were
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: packing boxes and ship it is.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: That's so what soccer is like in the US where
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: all those guys have like a day job.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: No, they they probably make like one hundred K. If
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: I had a guess, I have no idea what I'm talking.
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: I thought that it probably makes one hundred and twenty
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: five k year.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: We're talking probably making the same thing as Diego, Like
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: they're probably in the same making quarter sass.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah he's making twenty five sas and minimum I'm just
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: above minimum wage.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: You're just about Yeah, that's why you didn't get laid off.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Honestly, Oh no, I My my mom was texting me.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: She's like, are you worried? And I was like, I
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: think I'm the legitimately the last person on the list
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: to get fired.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: No.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: My dad is oh thank god, yeah, oh my gosh.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: Mother. If she was hearing layoffs were happening on my yeah,
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you're stressing me up more than.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: That's what was happening.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: Get through this.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was not worried at all. And my parents
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: were text me and like, you got to start thinking
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: about new ship to do. They were like, uh, yeah,
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: shut up. They were literally text me being like you
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: got to start a new podcast.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: They didn't. They swear to God what are you like
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: a new podcast?
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Like Harry, we met these only fans. He's very nice.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know your name. The neighbor's kids, she does
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: only fans.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: You need to fuck girl.
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: My dad sees people on YouTube and it's just like
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: you gotta book this person.
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: And it's just like someone with a random channel, what
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: kind of names. Like there's this girl that does like
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: auto like she like she does like car stuff.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: My dad's like, you gotta get that would be a
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: big one.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: I went to Union Square because she was handing out water.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: I would have I would have ran that way.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: We ran a Union Square because we're like right by here,
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: and I gave her a piece of paper.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: You saw her, Yeah, but.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: I didn't have a card.
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: So Nick wrote out of paper that said like Adam
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: Friedland parentheses talk show host.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: And then my phone number. And then I was like, hey,
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: I have a talk show. It's actually like I think
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: people like it and.
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: So here.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: And then she was like, oh that's all she gave you.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Oh no, with her though you were within the aura,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: you were in the you should.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: Have said that. Maddy Healy went on and she's like,
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: you're that podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I don't want to say that that's not good
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  Speaker 4: That's good, Sydney. I know you're an intellectual as well.
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  Speaker 5: She's a big car girl though, she's always fixing the
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: cars and cars. Yeah, you think that's really think that's
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: like a publicity thing.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: That's like a like a it's an excuse to wear overall.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: So she like she like slides out from under like
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  Speaker 1: There in history first side. Oh yeah, oh my god, television,
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  Speaker 4: That was it was the true detective. That was that.
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  Speaker 5: What's her name?
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was Sydney.
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: And then they were in they were collabing.
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  Speaker 1: They were in the what do you call it, white
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  Speaker 1: white lotus, right right, and I was like, neither of
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  Speaker 5: That was a tease.
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  Speaker 7: Just the like tenacity in the room, the athleticism, the
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  Speaker 1: That's wait in Lebron, you're just pure raw talent, but
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  Speaker 4: I mean it was raging.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: But now it's like Lebron has taken over. You know,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: nobody's even talking. I mean RP to Kobe. I know
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  Speaker 1: that's your guy, but people are People are completely entrenched
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  Speaker 11: That sounds like golf season is in full swing and
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  Speaker 6: In this holiday season, I will be sat at their
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  Speaker 12: I'll be right there with you, and I'll check it
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  Speaker 12: off my Christmas list in the country store. While I'm
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  Speaker 12: at it. We'll make a nice holiday tradition. Oh that's
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  Speaker 12: so cute of you enjoy all the more holiday traditions
• 33:02
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• 33:04
  Speaker 4: You want to should we? He's nice, He's very nice.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: He's nice with it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this guy got me to terry.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: That's not surprising at all.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: He would exclusively wow, photograph, and fuck the hottest women
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: in the world.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: You think he was sucking them. There's no way he
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: sucked her.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: He fucked verlind Er. He didn't suck her though.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: He was the one that nutted on Verlin.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: She's got pretty weak ass moves.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: She's a girl.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: The dancing is really bad. The titties are decent.
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: Looking at the dancing. I mean it's hard to avoid
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: the dancing. Oh my god, what are you fucking the
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Bolshoy Ballet Company.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: It's pretty rough dancing.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I think you're the first person to ever critique the dancing.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe that bodies were even different back then. This was
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: actually it was before BUM but I think this.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she was on ye had no ass. Yeah, you're right,
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: it was before the.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Advent of bum. It was I guess it was was
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Kardashian and Mix at that time.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: What was the other credit on that? It said starring
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Kate Upson. Then there was another credit Terry richards Ry
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Richardson that gave himself a credit for that for that projects.
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: On the go pro.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: But what did he go down for? Because I thought
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: that he was like he had sex with the women.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: He had with the ladies.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he was like getting girls drunk and
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: then taking the pictures.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: But like the biggest models, and I think it was
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: off the strength and ship like that.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: The American apparel guy, you would have sex with them.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you say that so loud?
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: He would have.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: A right maybe, And I don't want to see you
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: doing that crap word from us.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: He looks weird.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's an ugly dude.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: He had That's why he had those kind of guys. Yeah,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: they're the one that it's uh photographers one.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Hundred because girls love pictures.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: And I think that there was like they loved pictures.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: They love they love being a kid for pictures.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Like boudoir photo shoots on Instagram was a thing in
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: like twenty twelve. Like there were dudes who'd be like,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I'm a photographer, Like hit me up and I'll do
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: some of your sexual predator Yeah yeah, and those dudes
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: just turned out to.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Be like linger in a windowsill.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, And but it.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Was I think regular at you would just see a
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: girl from your hometown that just like got a boudoir
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: shoot or some shit.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Like there's so many girls that just like they have
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: like five hundred followers on Instagram and then they al
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: sudden they just upload these like four k photos of
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: them like fully naked on Instagram, Like where the who
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: the fuck scammed you into doing this?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: But now they just scam themselves now the Only Fans
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: is just like self empowered scamming.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: They just are You see that that guy made a
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: How much money did he make? I saw that on
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: Twitter the other day. It was like his bonus pay
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: the guy that the creator of Only Fans was like
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: thirteen million dollars a day.
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: Oh the world.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: I don't think he's even close, but he's definitely doing well.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: How is he not? Yeah?
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: How how was he not? It doesn't make any how
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: big Patreon is Only Fans is like fifty times that.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's as his net worth is three point two billion.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: He's being humble. He's being humble Kress style, Prey's style,
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: very humble. Man. Pres probably has like seventy five billion
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: dollars at this point.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: He reals to that. He really and he's still laying
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: people off.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Like in a humble way.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, suggest him. He's just a humbly lampee. He wants
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: us to be hungry.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: He wants to Belichick.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Belichick stop, yes, exactly, cut the entire team.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: Keep Brady Belichick style.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: This is our Brady right here. Keep Brady on the
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: team front.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: They do Americans. Yes, a man, look at him over here.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: And you can build around him. You could build around
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: him in like ten years from now, you'll still be
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: able to build a whole new.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: Roster receiver, white slot guy.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Guys, former lacrosse players.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Have you met Edelman? I met him.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: He's been in the office a few times. He's he's
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: been to.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: HQ, done for hour. People.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: He is like the sandy like what did he do?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: He's like just Jewish, but also like has he's Jewish?
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Twelve pack ads?
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Not even I don't even think full of Jewish. But
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: but he is like every time someone funks.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Up, yes, when Den Jackson said the anti Semitic ship that.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: Guy uh Meyers Leonard when he was on call of duty,
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: and yeah, Edelman. Edelman is like the guy that's like
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: we gotta we gotta talk, bro.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'll take you to the tent. We got
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: a job. He has like a sit down Bob Craft
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: basically like.
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: Trained him up, Bob Bob Kraft got him like real
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: trained up on the standing up for us.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: He has a pendant. He is the star of David Pennitt,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: like he wears.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: The Israel on Yeah, because Bob Kraft sent him to Israel.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: It's sick.
• 37:43
  Speaker 7: Bob Craft is like one of the biggest donors to
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: uh the birthright program.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Oh really, yes, you did birth right.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: I didn't do birth right. My summer camp went there.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh got it, got it, got it. Your Wikipedia
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: says you like where you worked and drove like an ambulance.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: I was eighteen in Israel's trump traumatizing.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Honestly, what kind of what kind of
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: ship were you saying?
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Sucking?
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, one was like dad having a fucking massive aneurysm.
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: Damn it was really I was not old enough to
• 38:15
  Speaker 7: be doing that.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck?
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Why how did you get that job?
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Where they was a gap year when I was there
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: before I went to college.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: There wasn't like coffee shops or something you could work at.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't go to working at a coffee.
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: To be in the fucking and the ship.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Much rather than sounds way less traumatic than the program,
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: like had different like tracks that you could go on.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Were the other ones?
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: They were like working at a farm and one was
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: like just making believe that you're in the idea they
• 38:52
  Speaker 7: like give like.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: American kids guns and like fatigues, and they're like yeah.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: It was like a probably did they give you? Did
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: they get they strapped?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Didn't do that?
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: I didn't know. I didn't You took the ambulance.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: To help heal. Yeah, you said you want, I want
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: to save lives.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Then I was kind of like yeah. And then they
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: took us.
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: There was a moment where they took us to the
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: settlements and I was like, I'm good, what.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: What what are the settlement?
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: What's going on? Oh?
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Where like the fucking Israeli like in the West
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Bank and Stuf where they like build houses like and
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: on the We don't have to get into this in
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: a great Jewish company.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: If you want to hear, let's go back to ball talk.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: I like to be abused on the internet. I like
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: to be made fun of. If anyone finds out that I'm.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: A great guy that you've been putting in work, that
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: you have like this nuanced background, You're fucked.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: They want they want to heal, they want to wrestling heel.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people don't know you're rich, rich dude.
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: I I went to your apartment. It's fucking it's not
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: that nice one.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: I just have a girl. I just have.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Changed everything.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: I walked in. I was like, I don't think I've
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: ever been in an apartment this big in New York.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: It's not that big. It's I just have a girlfriend
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: and she puts nice things in it.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: That's got a bunch of weird ass books too. You
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: got all those sex books.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: I have that one Japanese book I.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: Very He made me look at it for a very
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: uncomfortable amount of time.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: It is funny. The one where they tell the girl
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: to put.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: It's about like incest.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: There's no no, it's about it's a book that teaches
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: women how to have sex.
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: And it's and if you put in Google Translate on
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: your there's like a camera thing in Google Translate, it
• 40:41
  Speaker 7: will translate it.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: And it's like, these people have no idea what sex really. Yeah,
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: it's like bizarre.
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: There's one where it's like, yeah, putting a like something
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: like an animal inside of the girl and yeah, and
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: then it will give pleasure to you know, like and
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: it's like the translation is very clum but it's very funny.
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: That's incredible drawings too, they're not like.
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: Pictures they're not like photographs of horrific Yeah, it feels
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: like they're like they're like cartoonist drawings.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: And it's not Hentai style either. It's like it's kind
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: of like like it's for kids.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: It's like a bux of March Simpson.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: A book, but it's just a it's just wrong.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, there's like a Yeah, it's just basically on
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: how to come if you're a woman.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: And it's bizarre.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's an animal one. There's one where like maybe
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: it works.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Maybe that is the thing.
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: It's like you put something in her and it's kind
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: of like that thing on uh, like the the cam
• 41:40
  Speaker 7: sites where like you pay money and then it buzzes.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: It's like some sort of remote remote like you like,
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: can you just press it and then your girl you know.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Dude, the security guard, the doorman at the stand was
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: telling me that they found, uh, in the bathroom, they
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: found a box for one of those loving Yeah, so
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: you said that. In the middle of the show, someone
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: was just like getting off.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: So it's just coming hard.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, isn't that crazy?
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: A little bit of a smelted delta situation, a little bit. Yeah, someone.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: How you know, even year said Huh, that's hilarious. That
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: would be so funny to just be doing stand up
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: and look into the crowd and someone's like having an orgasm,
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: someone's fully getting off.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Harry met Sally.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't know, but stand up has become
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: like a little bit like to party. I think you
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: think the audiences.
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, the audiences are too drunk and they're hammered,
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: they're talking too much.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: The crowd work is like prompted them to talk too.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: Much because everyone goes and they think that they're gonna
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: get they're gonna get crowd work like, oh, don't clip,
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: don't clip this out, and it's like, I don't think
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: anyone wants to talk to.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: You, dude.
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: This guy came to a show of mine, Nick came
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: to Future for me, Yeah, and he like stood up
• 42:50
  Speaker 7: and he's like and then eventually I guess escorted it
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: out and I guess he was on acid. And then
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: there was just a picture of him, like face down.
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: Getting arrest I saw that online.
• 43:01
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this guy just took a tab to go to
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: the AD. I don't know why people. I don't know
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: why people feel like they have to do that, Like.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: There's cooler stuff too. Yeah, comedy is not that. It's
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: not cool.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: It's not an event to go to ball back out
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: to a ball game if it's the birds.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: Maybe No.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I took acid and went to a like a college
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: football playoff game once at the super Dome, and it
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: was one of the worst experiences of my life.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: It has to be a nightmare.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: It set in as I was walking up like eighteen
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: layers of a ramp and you got another ten hours.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: It was so long, like the game had just begun
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: and I was loose. I couldn't enjoy it at all.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: Did you leave you flee the scene?
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: No, we had to.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: We stayed.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: We had the muscle.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: It sounds like you've had nothing but bad experiences with
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: That's why I kind of I'm like, I, you know,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: wielded back in a little bit, because there's just ruining
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: my time every time. It's like, it's not that ball
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: should be good enough where you don't need that much
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: extra shit. Maybe a couple of beers or something like that.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Stand up would be good enough where it's like you
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: don't have to be like so fucked up to enjoy it.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: There should be a natural.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: It's like every single show, there's someone that's getting like
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: x escorted out because they can't escorted out these days.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a guy rolling at my show, like that's wild.
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: Why does he rolling taking to go to a stand
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: up or something to see the guy from the racism podcast?
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Like, what is wrong with you?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: It's not right, dude. We let go a bunch of
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: our gays today, dude, and I'm not getting.
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: We did lose.
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: We lost the game like every type of minority.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: We lost a dude today that they call the Demon
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Twink and uh he every week, never heard that one
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: before Demon Twink. We lost our Demon Twink today. They
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: implemented a new thing like three weeks ago, like office
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: wide lottery where everybody like puts in twenty dollars and
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: you whoever wins the lottery, like you know, takes the
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: entire pot for the week. And the dude that ran
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: the lottery and collected all the money was the Demon
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Twink dude, and we just let him go, so.
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: We got all the money. He just he just made
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: off and everyone's afraid to ask me for the money
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: back because.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: He just got laid off. Yeah, yeah, he should be
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: able to just high.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: Was like we're just gonna let him.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Do you guys all have gambling problems?
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: No, do you I don't really gamble. I gamble on.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: Football every time.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Gambling first luck in the world.
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I gamble on football. I like to gamble. I
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: like to do a big parlay and put like twenty
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: bucks on it and it never if you hit, it'll
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: make a million dollars.
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like to do like a twenty leg parlay
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: on Sunday.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: I was like I got like the when the apps
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: were all coming out and like, you know, like you
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: all the sign up and bonuses.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:45
  Speaker 7: I was like during the NBA playoffs for a month
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: and I just was fucking uncut gems. I couldn't leave there.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's tough to get out of tennis.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: When we came to your studio, tennis is apparently.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: People were romans betting tennis today.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Yes it is, And I thought, yeah it is, and
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: get an edge. You can get a little bit of
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: an edge. You talked to some of the tennis guys.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: People were I mean, people were like huddled around the
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: TV for like a second round tennis match or some ship.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: People should not care that much.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: About it, like you've been to the early rounds of
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: the US Open.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: No, I heard.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: It's a blast.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: That's so fun.
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: Really, it's so fun because it's like every single like
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: all the secondary courts are like you know, like the
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: shittier guys.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah there, and you could just watch.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: You could just mill about from one to another.
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you just like walk around and just like watch
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: like world class fucking athletes.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: That sounds fun as fuck for like a at like
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: a light afternoon.
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: I did it.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: I've never actually done it at the US of them,
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: but I did it Wimbledon.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: In London, London, England. Flex on, my bitch ass, big man.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: You don't even deserve in the US London.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Bet on some fucking British ship. No, on the US.
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: They have people from other countries playing in the Fuck
• 46:59
  Speaker 7: you understanding?
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: It's like, fuck, dude, I'm blowing this. Like, so you
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: walked around Wimbledon.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I walked around when I was like nineteen. It
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: was awesome.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: People dress up for that.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: You can't tell because.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: It's like the way they're like, oh oh, where they're talking,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: they're naturally a little bit more dressed.
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: I would assume tennis is like a si piece suit. Event. Yeah,
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: like everyone's dressing up for that. Are they not dressed
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: up for like the US Open or do people just
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: wear I feel like tennis is one where they just
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: all wear like tennis gear.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: They wear like whites.
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, what I can't they get called on court?
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they gotta be ready to wear.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: MLB manager ready, get him in there.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: That's preposterous that they have like Dusty Baker, a seventy
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: five year old man wearing baseball pants like he's gonna
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: fucking slide.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Uniforms are so stupid.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I love they literally wear knickers.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: I love the baseball uniform.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like, yeah, like going to a sleepover at
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: your friend's house.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're the worst. It makes no fucking sense.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: It makes sense. It doesn't clearly you've never slid before.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: You got it if you're sliding.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: But no, there's no way the fat manager is sliding.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Charlie Man, you.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Never know what's gonna happenerone col get injured, they have
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: to throw the eighty year old coach in there when
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: he like full body.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Slide, throws dirt onto the home plate when he's arguing
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: with you. That's a power man.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:17
  Speaker 7: Oh, the MP's really gonna hate dust in this ship
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: off a little bit of dust that I kicked onto
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: the fat umpire after he has to use his tiny
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: tiny rush. Yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: When I went to Wimbledon, I was doing those like
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: eagle style tiktoks.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, would you you let? Would you
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: did you let and e rodick your wife.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Off off your missus?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: For for would you let your chases get boffed by
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: ten blokes for Andy Murray Championship for a triple.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: Crown or what is it the Grand Slam Grand Slam
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Tampionship for Yeah, triple crown is fucking horse race, horse racing,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Come on, brother, which also goes back to the fucking
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Portnoy Man saluted.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: That Portnoy just bout a horse six hundred racks, no big,
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: nothing for him.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: What's the name of it, I don't know. It was
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: something like Barstool's back.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I'm sure never dead. He loves it. But also, dude,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I think that he would at this point, I think
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: that he would take some Saudi money if, like the
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Saudis were trying.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: To sell out heavy to China.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: That's why China, why not Saudi? That's where the money
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: is at.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but read.
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: It's only a matter of time before until it crashes,
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: till that bubble pops.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why my talk. I'm gonna be fucking minister propaganda,
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: be working for those boys.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: It's not a bad idea.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the way China's in Africa right now.
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: Dude, every everything they gotwhere and they're not they're they're
• 49:54
  Speaker 9: like vv dude, they're like fuck like global warming does
• 49:58
  Speaker 9: not exist, does doesn't matter.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Just fucking mind.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: They love garbage.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: They want to make more garbage just to get whatever,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: like Tyberry.
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: They don't give a ship about garbage now.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: They're obsessed with it just to get like a little
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: sliver of metal for the iPhone. Oh yeah, just a
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: little taste to thrown to a drun, just a little
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: bit of tongusten.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit of a little liium.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: You gotta get. We gotta get this podcast. We gotta
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: you gotta partner with India. India, they're popping off right now. Yeah,
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: take that podcast to the moon, dude, I didn't know
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: about it. Went to them. They went to the moon,
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: did you know?
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, Star Wars on their ass right now, great country.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Shoot that ship they just went to the moon last week.
• 50:44
  Speaker 13: Small step a guy, A guy stepped on it away.
• 50:49
  Speaker 13: Why would I why would they not talking about this?
• 50:51
  Speaker 13: Look that up a guy walked. Yeah, No one's talking
• 50:56
  Speaker 13: about it.
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: No, I like the worth there was the fourth country
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: to go to the moon.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Never did we never did it?
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: We come on.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he got out of the.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: Have some pride for this country.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: He didn't get off the plane. I don't think, dude,
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: he's a bitch.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: Dude, I think he got.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: I don't know. We had our boys playing golf up there.
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, bring these golf clubs up.
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: You're gonna need these. Just showing off the.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Ultimate white, just bringing your clubs anywhere.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I got. I decided I'm gonna get into it,
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: like I want to to high school.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: I'm at the level of playing in high school age.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Were you nice?
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: No?
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I was like good.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: Like I'm like a I'm like an average player.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, no one's ever good.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: No.
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: You know the people that are good, like become professional
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: or in the PG. Yeah, or Donald Trum he's Donald
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: Trump's gotten.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Perfect like Kim Jo.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't miss the entire time.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: They're like Putin, Putin playing hockey for thirteen goals.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, incredible, or many Pacquiao playing basketball.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: I never saw that.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, they just let him do whatever.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: Really, he's like dribbling above his head.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: He's coasting. Yeah, we got to I'm dying to get
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: back to.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Golf, send yards and smack it.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because hopes.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I feel like you have independent New York friendships. But
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: all my friends are like still in Philly and they
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: have just like all abandoned me for golf. Like I
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: can't hang out with him anymore. All they want to
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: do every waking minute is playing golf.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Well, we're like, how old are you?
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Thirty five?
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: I'm thirty six.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're at that age where it's just like you
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: got a nut up orfer.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: We're a white adult man. It's golf and World War two.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I did just buy the rides the Third
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Rech It's fucking great, great one. It's a classic.
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: I'm like, I my other option is to Jews to
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: get really into Israel, and I don't want to be
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: that guy.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm world War two golf.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: You will get sucked into the Israel ship no matter what.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: So it's like you have to fight it with golf.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not gonna do it. My dad at forty
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: heavy is he hit the wall? You went heavy?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Is really really just get into the history.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: That's what I don't even know if my dad did,
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: but that's what happens.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: It happens naturally, nonpens naturally soulcan it happened to soulcon dude, Kanya, everybody,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Kanye one of our best Jewish brothers, A good jew dude.
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: I went to a nick game on Hanka one year
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: and Amari was a celebrity row and everyone went insane.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: He's top jew He's like Edelman, He's like one of
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: the card carrying top Jews. He's at that table, He's
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: at the round table Jewish.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: He picked up another one.
• 53:42
  Speaker 7: Uh, he's DeMont is just converted ship.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, his girl made him convert.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, she picked up a process to convert.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: You just got to memorize the words.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: I think you just gotta get Yeah, just got to
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: cut off the top of your dicks. But you know
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: that mostly they don't cut the dick head off, bro,
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: look cut the skin. They cut off the pleasurable, the
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: pleasurable part. Why is that is that true. It's like
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: most of the pleasure comes from that part.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I've had enough pleasure.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was I can't imagine more
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: than this.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: Life. Yeah, this has already ruined my life. I know.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: If it was, maybe it was better.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I'm there was a bigger pot of gold at the end.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be able to drive that fast now.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: I want to max.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: That's what Henry Ruggs Hundry Rugs was definitely uncircumcised, just
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: flying through downtown Vegas for some some strange fucking it ended.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: That's sad, dude. He's in jail. He's in jail.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: He got to drink three years. He killed someone driving
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: one hundred and forty.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: Miles now damn.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: He was like in a hell cat or something.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, going hell cats go yes fast. You ever
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: see like like.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: Seven hundred horsemower.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: It's insane for the strange dude, he was going to
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: get some pussy uncircumcised. Yes, he's fast, he was. He's
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: a Vegas guy, Dude, that's your guy.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: I guess it's gonna yeah, I don't think it's gonna
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: be good for the boys.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Dude, my mom tried to not circumcise me, and then
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I got a life threatening dick infection as a baby,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: as like a six week old baby, and I had
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: to get like an emergency, life saving circumcision.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: Your dad probably made that up. Yeah, I said, his
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: dick's gonna fall off if you uncircumcised him.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: It was for the bros. Yeah, just looking out for me.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: You had to get it to save my life, to
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: get my penois.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: You can get a dick infection that can kill you,
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: bro aids, I got, I got baby.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: You're Italian, yeah all right?
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: And Irish and Irish yeah, yeah, a little bit of
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: That Catholic, like it's super Catholic. Yeah, yeah, that is
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: like ghost.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: That's why it's definitely just some naughty priest had his
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: hands on me at my baptism or some ship like that.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: The devil lives in the top of the foreskin.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some unwashed hands. We're being my girlfriend loose.
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: Recently, we've been talking and she's like, yeah, I don't
• 56:13
  Speaker 7: She's like I don't think we should, and I was like,
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: it's not your choice. I was like, I don't want
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: his ship looking different walking around my house judging my
• 56:24
  Speaker 7: ass with his gorgeous foreskin. Yes, I don't want him
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: looking like a fucking triple a Dominican farm system.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Guy like Henry Rogers.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: Dude, Forestkin.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Imagine how fast he'd be driving unless you want to
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: get him into NASCAR. Dude, you do not need him
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: driving that fast. You need to fucking snip that tip
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: and get him right.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: I know, if I know anything about it, if he's
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: anything like his pop.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Needs less chip off the old cock, that he's going
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: to be the same as you.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: But all we talk about is circumcision.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: But there used to be that big propaganda wave in
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: New York where they be at Union Square with the
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: fuck truck with like the picture on the side like
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: circumcision is brutalization or whatever with people with Yeah, they
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: had yeah, that people there. It was a massive movement.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happens.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: It is a weird thing to be. It was like
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: all boys Catholic, Oh really, pictures of mutilated cocks.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: It's like to like maybe go to like the parents
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: houses of that.
• 57:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: I feel like that's a weird cross section of society
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: that gets like attracted to like anti circu activism.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: It's such a weird thing to be like that passionate.
• 57:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah that I ran into them once in DC when
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: I lived there, and it was just like the most
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: random group of people.
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: There was like a pissed off, like old Asian guy.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: You think they're it's not he that has pissed that
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: they got circumcised.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, circumcision cruelty to boys? Yeah?
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Is it cruelty? Though they have the white dick, but
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: it's blood or like not.
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: They they're not like you can't tell if they're like
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: Democrat Republicans.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: A gay guy. This was the like it's photo shoot.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: There was like a young blonde woman alone who.
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: Like clearly had one bad experience. Yeah, and then like
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: I met, I like walked walked up to them and
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: I was like, what are you like? You guys are
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: against it, And I was like, well I didn't have
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: a choice, dude. They took it when I was nine.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: I was like like I was, I was like, so
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: what do I like do so I just have a
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: worse cock forever? And they were like, there are reattachment options.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: You will fully regain the sensitivity.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, dude, that was the truck I used to say,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: getting it re did not consent, Harry.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: It's a little bit a little bit you know what,
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: you know who they're talking about.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit veiled.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: We're talking about the Jews anti. It's clearly anti.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: But there is like a way I did not consent.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: You could, wouldn't You rather just get it when you're
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: young rather than getting it when you're like, fucking consent. Yeah,
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: go to a rab, I say it's time. Yeah, you're
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: gonna walk up to your parents one day, like I've
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: been thinking. I've been thinking, I want my half of
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: my dick.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: It's crazy that my family were all there.
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: Is it Like there was like snacks and stuff like
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: it's a brist oh yeah, events I've said this before
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: on on my show, but like yeah, there was like
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: a fucking like there's finger food there.
• 59:19
  Speaker 9: Like.
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: Thetles.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: There was like a fucking locks locks.
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah they're bagels, and then just a baby's dick and
• 59:27
  Speaker 7: an old man just like hey, just like bizarre.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: The calamari there, which is like weird because it kind
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: of looks.
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  Speaker 4: A little bit similar.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, that's fucking nasty.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: But they how they regrow and I think they like
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: they put a weight around the skin to like pull
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: it down to try and regrow. I think that there's
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: like a process to like a weighted foreskin.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Just get merry, like, just have a nice life. What's
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: wrong with people these days? They're putting weights on their dicks. Yeah,
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: they're putting weights on their penises just to regrow.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: Well, that was a thing, just to make your penis bigger.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: People put the weight on.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Just watch sports, Just watch for a little bit of
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: ball that'll get your your dick right where.
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  Speaker 4: He's so good in the NBA.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Now jump and they're getting they're getting better.
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  Speaker 4: They're getting better, dude. These ant highlights from the FEBA
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  Speaker 4: fucking incredible.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: The way Pat talks about Aunt. He says he's gonna
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: be like the next the next Kobe. He's like that,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: he's like that, he has that type of ceiling.
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  Speaker 4: Because he's like he's of that generation.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: They're all like, they're all like their buddies.
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  Speaker 4: I think that Jimmy was the only like Alpha posts. Yes,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: and he has a killer Jimmy had the sociopath. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: I think Aunt has it in it.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Lebron doesn't. Lebron is like a nice guy. He wants
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: to be friends with everybody. He wants to be like,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: he wants people to.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: I love that during the bubble when during George Floyd
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: when he was reading page one of autobios. Oh yeah,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: he's shirtless on the exercise bike and he's on page one.
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  Speaker 5: Is that?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: And then they ask him the pressor they're like, what
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: have you learned? He's like, you know, it's a lot of.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: You like he can't read.
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  Speaker 7: My favorite, my favorite Lebron is the ones that's never
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: had to He's broun.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen Lebron rapping where he just doesn't
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: know any of the words and he's trying to say
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: I love, I love He's saying all the wrong words.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: Due I love him.
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  Speaker 1: He's great, but he doesn't have to kill her instinct.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: But I think Aunt Mike, dude.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: Anthony, he's he's braun right, and he's still so insecure,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: You like, yes, that's why.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: That's why he has it to Katie has it too.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: Katie is insecure. Katie will get on Twitter.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: He's reading Reddit. Yeah yeah, Katie has the comments.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I think a lot of these dudes do.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: He's like, what do you mean? I look like on
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: some of the boy dad. He's like you Sun, but.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: All don't you make Aren't all athletes really like that?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: I think they all they all read everything.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 7: I don't think that like like the psychopath. I don't
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: think like the sociopath, like the Kobe, the m J.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think now and Jimmy Butler. I don't think
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: he was a fun Yeah durand Yeah, Durant's insecure.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of them are.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: Him and Dave get into it all the time on Twitter.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: I think it's got a broker piece that's Kyrie k D.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: I think is KD is the bro I.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 5: Thought Katie and Dave used to go back and forth Kyrie.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tyrie.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah wait, he says he doesn't have class.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: And then the anti Semitic stuff from Kyrie. You know
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: what I mean? He doesn't like any of that or
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: what did he even.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: What he was like retweeting like documentary documentary about black
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: black Israelites. Fucking crazy, Yrie, he's a artist.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Black Israelites are they like run ship in Philly, Like
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: they're always d medieval garb and ship like that they're
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: the best. Or they're like dressed like Malcolm x on
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: like and selling bean pies. They always sell bean pies.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: They used to be by the movie theater in Chinatown
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: in in DC and they just shouted people that there
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: was They had a megaphone.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was shouting this white lady and he goes,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: they got gay animals. They're making the animals gay.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: And she's like, you can't say that, and he's like,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: shut up, beats.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: It was like the funniest thing I've ever seen. That
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: was the stop saying that.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: You're not allowed to say that about the animals.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: But you had no idea.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: I think they were right about that.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: Frogs they turned frogs again. Couchy No.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I think Alex Jones said that Alex.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: Jones said turned out to be true.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: And I think forgetting the info.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: They're saying that the frogs are trans.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: Now dolphins are gay.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Dolphins are gay gay rapists.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: Dolphins blowhole. They're the animals that have nasal sex. No way, Yeah,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: that's nasty. They piped, They pipe, they pipe and hole.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're freaky.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: They're freaking.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: They try to fuck ladies.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they fuck humans.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: They try to fuck humans. Yeah, they get hoardy for chick.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: They just did it. They just did a sketch about this.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: They're trying to look at our women.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what about the first guy?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: It's probably because all that. Everyone's also like cuddly with dolphins.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: They all go swing with them and they're all like
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: grazing their whole body.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is is that re enacted?
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: That does not look Is that a real dolphin dick?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Look how happy they look.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they are smiling. Even the even the receiver was smiling.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: It's pleasurable.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: I think it's more about getting it than like the
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: guy who comes from eating eating box.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they are best friends, brother.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those are just platonic male friends, like how you
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: chill your It's like Middle Eastern dudes who like hold
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: hands with each other walking down the street.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: My dad when he used to work on documentary film
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 7: crews in like Africa, and he said that they like, uh,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: they were like this when he was like nineteen, he
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: wanted to be a filmmaker and they were try there's
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 7: like a tribe where the little boys where would hold
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 7: each other's penises.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: That's like, that's how you showed your boys.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: No, that's how you showed you like hanging with your
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: guys respect that Bellichick vibes.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like elephant walk doesn't have to be this
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: gay frat hazing type of thing, just friendship.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: Why hold that let me grab that car, have to
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: down roll tied Alabama and holding guy's Yeah, you can
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: just do it with your friends, with your bros.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: And that's probably what Sandusky was going for, like a
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: friendly just like let me grab that thing real quick.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Let me just clap that thing up real quick.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: He was offensive group, defensive, defensive.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: One of my one of my trying to tighten that bond.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: One of my groomsmen went to he got like scouted
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: by him to go to like a linebacker camp when
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: he was like ten years old or whatever. And his
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: dad was like, oh no. His dad was like let
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: him go. Like to his his dad and mom had
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: like a shouting argument, being like this is his chance,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: and his mom's like, no, it's fucking weird.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: You can't.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Like goo was already known. No, it wasn't known at
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: Oh ship in the community. Everyone was dusky little boys.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: I thought he was sucking grown boys.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, only little In your book, Harry is
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: different big time.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: So he wasn't sucking the team. I thought he was
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: sucking the team.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: It was it was no, it was little boys. Okay,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: he had an orphanage.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, if there's like if there's like
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: kids found, there's like defense.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: Off.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: It's no, he literally did. Dude. It's not even like
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: he he would find.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: The like about it. I got to watch it.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: There's like an HBO show or something. It was like
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: al Pacino playing Joepa Diego.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: Do you have a USBC. Let's go charge that bach.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: You gotta piss real quick, some piping, hot smoke. Where
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: are we at time one?
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: I kind of have to yeah, I kind of.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're good to go to go. Yeah, he's got
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: let's just let's just let's just wrap it up. That
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: was sucking up. That was awesome, dude, thank you for.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: The Sandusky talk.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Right as I get into the specifics of how Jerry.
• 1:07:06
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• 1:07:13
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• 1:07:15
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• 1:07:19
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• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: There's this is like each one gets more ambitious, and
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 7: this one is like I don't understand how the project
• 1:07:26
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• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: It's just a talk show. But I'm gonna show you.
• 1:07:29
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• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Give me the bar, I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: show you whatever it is, whatever it is. Yeah, show
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: me that whatever it is, and they will whatever they will.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Dy've swore that he would go on. He's like, I'll
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: definitely do it. Let's hold him to it. I feel
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: like putting it out there.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: Let's let the community right, they can all.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: I'll get behind it.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: Let's if you're a leader of men.
• 1:07:53
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• 1:07:57
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• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: Good ship.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: But I appreciate you, thank you, Love you guys.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: So fun, so fun. Yeah, that was a