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FULL SHOW: Romantic Getaway · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodache Big Show with Toledo's all the good stuff,
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  Speaker 1: no nasties try it today.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, This is big show, really big.
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  Speaker 3: Jason Hoyt night then and keezi, yoh get a you
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  Speaker 3: man fastards.
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  Speaker 4: So good to have your company of this very pleasant
• 0:31
  Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon of there's the second.
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  Speaker 5: Of April twenty twenty six, and you, my.
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  Speaker 4: Friends, as always listening to the big show brought to
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  Speaker 5: I'm ready to go. I'll get a nogie. Absolute stallion
• 1:18
  Speaker 5: of the man has life.
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  Speaker 7: You're pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six cent of
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  Speaker 7: the be.
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  Speaker 8: I've just been spending some of my time just thinking
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  Speaker 8: about Jesus, Yes, just thinking about Jesus, really what he
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  Speaker 8: was going through some two thousand and twenty some odd
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  Speaker 8: years ago.
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  Speaker 7: Big weekend. You think you've had some big weekends in
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  Speaker 7: your time, keyesy, think about old Jesus. Well, that's the
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  Speaker 7: hell of a weekend he's had there.
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  Speaker 8: I wouldn't have been feeling too good on Monday when
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  Speaker 8: he rolled away that Boulder Sunday whatever.
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  Speaker 6: I'd argue that magic ground, Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 8: That was bigger than Jesus. Magic ground, bigger than Jesus
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  Speaker 8: or bigger than Easter.
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  Speaker 5: Well big col there, Keesy, big cool.
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  Speaker 6: What the NRL magic ground is bigger than Jesus or
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  Speaker 6: bigger than Easter or the bigger than Easter.
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  Speaker 8: It's a bigger weekend than Easter. Yeaheah, yeah, I tell
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  Speaker 8: you what.
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  Speaker 5: Paint a picture for you.
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  Speaker 4: Old Kizy's had a bit of a spruce up today.
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  Speaker 4: He's uh, he's had a very very big weekend ahead
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  Speaker 4: and we'll be getting into that later in the show.
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  Speaker 6: But looking shopkeezy, thanks Mateyeah, I've had a haircut a.
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  Speaker 7: Stubble though you're a bed. Sometimes I come in here
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  Speaker 7: and I.
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  Speaker 8: Think, jeez, we've got someone because on us. I mean,
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  Speaker 8: what's that got to do with my new haircut?
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  Speaker 4: It just it just accentuates it, that's all does. It
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  Speaker 4: just brings it to the fore.
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  Speaker 6: It guy who has the biggest hunk out of all
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  Speaker 6: the three of us, the Chase man.
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  Speaker 5: Looking good.
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  Speaker 6: You've got a new haircut.
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  Speaker 5: Too, Yeah, guy, thanks for noticing.
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  Speaker 8: Is there anything better? They're going into Easter with a
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  Speaker 8: new haircut and a new shirt.
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  Speaker 5: Look, I feel like a new man. I won't I
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  Speaker 5: won't lie. But hey, Big Big Show.
• 3:05
  Speaker 6: What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.
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  Speaker 8: Well it's Thursday, Fellers, and that means we're going to
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  Speaker 8: be checking in a few more people into Magic Ground,
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  Speaker 8: looking out for the que to call and give us
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  Speaker 8: a bell on and eight hundred hod Aki I. We'll
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  Speaker 8: also be doing the Throbber today.
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  Speaker 7: It's a bit.
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  Speaker 6: Premature Thursday Throbber, Thursday Throbber Dobber.
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  Speaker 8: But also there's been a little bit, fellas, a little
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  Speaker 8: bit of a a little bit of a jab thrown
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  Speaker 8: by Breakfast and it's hit one of us right in
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  Speaker 8: the honker speaking of and it's left them bloody better
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  Speaker 8: and embarrassed and enraged.
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  Speaker 7: Will we get into that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's just say this person is in a herd
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  Speaker 6: of a mood.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, she had the Darchy Big Show weekdays from four
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  Speaker 1: on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, green day there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: This lovely Thursday afternoon. The time is fifteen minutes past
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  Speaker 4: four o'clock.
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  Speaker 8: Fellas, Haughty Jeers has been made to look an absolute idiot.
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  Speaker 6: Yea, I'd agree with that.
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  Speaker 8: Yesterday, Hordy J came and isn't a horror of a mood?
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  Speaker 8: You walked it oft, didn't you, mate, because you're like
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  Speaker 8: walking into it. You came in, you saw there was
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  Speaker 8: a big chocolate egg sitting on the desk and went
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  Speaker 8: to open it and was told off immediately because that
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  Speaker 8: was for the Breakfast Boys. The Breakfast Boys were going
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  Speaker 8: to eat all that up this morning and then they
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  Speaker 8: were going to try and eat the whole thing on
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  Speaker 8: the show this morning.
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  Speaker 7: It's good content, it's pretty wacky.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and you were furious about that, but your question was, well,
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  Speaker 8: where's where's the big show's egg?
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  Speaker 5: Thank you?
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  Speaker 8: Absolutely lying on the ground, punching your fists on the ground.
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  Speaker 7: Woh wah wah, what about me?
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  Speaker 6: What about He did hold his breath for a while there.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right, and he turned even redder.
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  Speaker 6: And he said he was going to run away.
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  Speaker 8: And then today is coming and imagine his little face.
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  Speaker 8: He's over the moon because he comes in and Kate
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  Speaker 8: out there in the office has come good. There's a
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  Speaker 8: wrapped up there's a chocolate egg out there as massive
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  Speaker 8: as the size of a rap and head for the
• 5:01
  Speaker 8: Hodeggy Big Show. Well you should have seen how chuffed
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  Speaker 8: little Jizbot was. He put it under his arm and
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  Speaker 8: he came into the studio with it. Keysy, you've said
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  Speaker 8: to him, can I have some?
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  Speaker 5: J c is no.
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  Speaker 8: Wraps the eggs and imagine his surprise, but nobody else
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  Speaker 8: is in the world when he discovers that it's not,
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  Speaker 8: in fact an Easter egg, it is a rugby ball.
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  Speaker 6: Jace, You're the receiving end of a pretty wacky gag.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 6: How are you feeling? There's a video on Instagram Facebook,
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  Speaker 6: by the way, check it out ready. I'm human?
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  Speaker 5: Are I'm filthy?
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  Speaker 4: Because I was very much looking forward to cracking it
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  Speaker 4: open with the fields.
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  Speaker 7: No you weren't.
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  Speaker 6: You said no, You said you're going to take it
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  Speaker 6: home and give it to your wife.
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  Speaker 7: Beg your pardon, You're sorry?
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  Speaker 5: What the hey? Keasy?
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  Speaker 7: Come on the eck.
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  Speaker 5: A shit, you're on thin ice with my wife as
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  Speaker 5: it is.
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  Speaker 6: Focus on the egg here, please.
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  Speaker 5: I'm filthy.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm deeply ashamed that I was so easily filmed
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  Speaker 4: a fooled, But as I say, I was blinded by
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  Speaker 4: the vast quantity of chocolate that I believed existed underneath
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  Speaker 4: the glistening sheets, that it was covered.
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  Speaker 8: In your bloody human rightly, you're so angry. I thought
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  Speaker 8: that you were going to take your ball and go home.
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  Speaker 4: Well, and then then Kate came in with a small one,
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  Speaker 4: you know, your small marshmallow easter egg, and I just
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  Speaker 4: threw it against windows, like, no, no.
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  Speaker 5: I don't need your charity.
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  Speaker 8: So I think we think it's quite clear that it's
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  Speaker 8: the Breakfast Boys that have made you look a fall here.
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  Speaker 8: You've brought great shame actually on the Big Show by
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  Speaker 8: falling for that jape.
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  Speaker 7: And it is a jake.
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  Speaker 6: It's a jolly jape, Hoidy Jape.
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  Speaker 7: That's your nickname, Jake.
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  Speaker 5: It's a disgrace and I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 6: Would you prefer Hoidi Jap or Hoidy Jizz?
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  Speaker 5: Definitely jizz.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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  Speaker 1: tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 4: Red Hot Chili Pepper's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
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  Speaker 4: Show this Thursday afternoon. Of course, Easter weekend coming up.
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  Speaker 4: Feel us very much looking forward to that and a
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  Speaker 4: very very big weekend for Keeezy ahead.
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  Speaker 6: It's my wife's birthday.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't realize it was her birthday on Saturday. Then,
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  Speaker 5: how could you not? Well, I thought it was just,
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  Speaker 5: you know, a romantic getaway.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it is a romantic getaway, but it's also her birthday.
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  Speaker 6: So we're going up north. We're going glamping. Do you
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  Speaker 6: know about glamping.
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  Speaker 7: It's glamorous camping, isn't it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So we're gonna be in a yurt.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, a dirty yrty.
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  Speaker 6: It's not it's yeah, it's not what they're calling it
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  Speaker 6: the year.
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  Speaker 5: It is like a trty.
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  Speaker 6: And it has like an outdoor spa.
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  Speaker 7: Bath because the yurt so dirty?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, what goes on.
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  Speaker 8: And in the yet I don't know why a washes
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  Speaker 8: off in the bath?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I don't have the bath's for washing back in.
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  Speaker 4: It's more for relax In earlier times, of course, when
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  Speaker 4: people were camping and living out in the bush and stuff,
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  Speaker 4: when you're either just your normal sort of camping setup
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  Speaker 4: and for love making, there.
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  Speaker 5: Was the yurt.
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  Speaker 8: That's right. Often the villagers would gather around. No TV
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  Speaker 8: in those days, geezy.
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  Speaker 6: Right, So the villagers would gather around the yurt instead
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  Speaker 6: of watching TV.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they would, yes, have a geeze.
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  Speaker 5: But anyway, we digres.
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  Speaker 6: I was just wondering Fellers because you guys are men
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  Speaker 6: of experienced. Oh yeah, how do I add an extra
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  Speaker 6: layer of romance this weekend? Because it is already romantic.
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  Speaker 6: I've packed a little lunch for us tomorrow. We'll stop
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  Speaker 6: and have a picnic mint corn beef sandwiches.
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  Speaker 5: You had those last night.
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  Speaker 7: You gotta get rid of that corn beef.
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  Speaker 6: We've just we've got a there's a lot that I
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  Speaker 6: want it to go go to waste.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's heart man, nothing, It's more romantic than corned beef.
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  Speaker 5: After three nights.
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  Speaker 4: You actually will I heart because you mentioned this in
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  Speaker 4: the podcast. Well, you're gonna buy some fancy bread with
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  Speaker 4: that tasy.
• 9:34
  Speaker 6: We've got some frayers soy and linseed. Oh you know
• 9:38
  Speaker 6: it's a bit thick cut. Yeah it is. Yeah, always
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  Speaker 6: get gassy after frayers. That's a thing, Keezy.
• 9:51
  Speaker 5: Would you consider yourself open minded?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you know I'm a bit shyer and my
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  Speaker 6: wife already when I'm new.
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  Speaker 7: I was going to say, if you wanted to have
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  Speaker 7: an extra layer of what did you call it?
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  Speaker 6: Romance?
• 10:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Would you consider taking your shirt off? I don't know, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I mean it depends. It depends. I might have some
• 10:13
  Speaker 6: wines and I might take my shirt off because it's
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  Speaker 6: quite you know, you get food involved, corn beef. You
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  Speaker 6: think we work the corn beef sandwiches, and.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I was thinking more about your your your nips
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  Speaker 8: there that sort of looked like a chocolate pudding, a
• 10:30
  Speaker 8: couple of chocolate puddings there.
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  Speaker 5: That is.
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  Speaker 4: I just had a you've just hold into your ruben
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  Speaker 4: sandwich and then Kisa, you can just undo your shirt
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  Speaker 4: maybe and go.
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  Speaker 7: Now for some.
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  Speaker 6: Would you like cream with it? Some wooded cream?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Thanks for.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: The Hillarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
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  Speaker 1: in four on Radio Holarchy.
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  Speaker 4: Both no more there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 4: this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four point thirty nine.
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  Speaker 4: Fella's Massive Drama in the Hoody Jay Household this morning?
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  Speaker 6: Is this at your apartment?
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  Speaker 5: My apartment?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, the Jews pers.
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  Speaker 4: Now you've been there, you'll be aware of the fact
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  Speaker 4: that I'm on the second floor.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Hi, Hi, above, Hi.
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  Speaker 4: I'm about We're about fifteen meters off the ground, fifteen
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  Speaker 4: meters probably even potentially higher than that.
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  Speaker 7: Sixteen.
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  Speaker 4: You'll also be aware of the fact that we have
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  Speaker 4: a cat called jeerz Jews.
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  Speaker 6: Which was named by the audience.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, yes it was an audience choice. And
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  Speaker 4: you know, she's becoming atman cat. Now.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think she's too stoked about it.
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  Speaker 4: But we open up the windows in the lounge and
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  Speaker 4: in our bedrooms just to air the place out.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I can get a.
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  Speaker 6: Bit musty ah gross.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I mean we all open windows in
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  Speaker 4: our houses, don't we mean. And Jiz has formed the
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  Speaker 4: habit of getting up on the ledge there just inside,
• 12:26
  Speaker 4: looking out over the park, sort of dreaming about her
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  Speaker 4: past life when she was slaughtering skinks and she can
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  Speaker 4: see the park and.
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  Speaker 5: It must be a sort of torture for her.
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  Speaker 4: And in the last couple of weeks she's actually ventured
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  Speaker 4: outside when the window's open and stands on the ledge
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  Speaker 4: and just sort of peruses.
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  Speaker 5: And my daughter's like, whose cat it is?
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  Speaker 4: It's like she wouldn't jump, and I was like, no,
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: there's no way she'd jump.
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  Speaker 6: Ridiculous.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, quite.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, it is a massive drop to the park. No,
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  Speaker 4: that will never happen. So she's been pretty good and
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  Speaker 4: she comes in and then she came in here. We're like, Jeez, Jezz,
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  Speaker 4: and she comes back in again. This morning the nightmare happened.
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  Speaker 4: I was sitting on the couch. It was just me
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  Speaker 4: and Jezz. Where was Jizz and Jezz.
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  Speaker 7: On your lap?
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  Speaker 5: No, she was on my lap and there was Jazz
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  Speaker 5: on my lap for a while. But then she went
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  Speaker 5: out onto the ledge, right.
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  Speaker 4: But I'd only opened one window, right, so there was
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  Speaker 4: only one of the windows of the four that were open.
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  Speaker 4: She went out that window onto the ledge, and I
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  Speaker 4: was thinking to myself, geez, she's a bit low on
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  Speaker 4: that ledge there, because the ledge outside the window there's
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  Speaker 4: not a lot of room.
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  Speaker 5: It's just a small ledge.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, well, she's pretty low there on
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  Speaker 4: the ledge. And she walked to the other window and discovered,
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  Speaker 4: to her shock that it wasn't open. Normally, what she
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: does is walk from one window and through the other window.
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  Speaker 4: She got to the other window and it was lot
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: and it was close, and so she then sort of
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  Speaker 4: backed up a little bit and tried to tune around
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  Speaker 4: and go back to the other window.
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  Speaker 5: And I was thinking, oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: At this point, I was getting up out of my seat,
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  Speaker 4: going Jezz and I swear to.
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  Speaker 5: God, it was like the world stopped.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: There was like a cartoon moment where she started slipping
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  Speaker 4: off the ledge and her little paws.
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  Speaker 5: Were going ringing on the ledge.
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  Speaker 4: Then she did the most spectacular somersault and.
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: Just fell like moved fusser in the line exactly like that.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: I shit you not, and I just went got to
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: the window, saw her end over end boomed through the
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: bush at the bottom of the you know at the
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: park there, hit the ground and then sprint it off
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  Speaker 4: towards the road. And I was like, oh my and
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: I was going to think, oh my god, they're gonna
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: be gizz all over the park, you know what I mean,
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: all over the pavement there.
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  Speaker 5: I sprinted out.
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: As I was sprinting out, I went, oh my god,
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: the apartment keys, because I nearly locked myself out. Oh
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: I managed to get back in before the door closed,
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: grabbed the keys, got down, grabbed her. Thought her face
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: had been ripped open, but she was okay. Everyone, She
• 15:17
  Speaker 4: was okay, fine, And then I brought her back inside.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: I gave looked all over her body and then she
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: was shrutting all over the place like it never happened.
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  Speaker 5: Gave her some food, sweet ass.
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  Speaker 6: Isn't it amazing?
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: It was?
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: But you know, we were talking the other day, Moggie
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: about cats and how they always land on their feet.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: I saw it.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: It was seriously one of the most terrifying things I've
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: ever seen. I was very, very lucky that Jizz is
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: still with us.
• 15:42
  Speaker 8: I tell you what, It was lucky that Jizz landed
• 15:45
  Speaker 8: in Bush one because.
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  Speaker 6: That probably just took enough velocity off there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally, Mogi man, if it.
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  Speaker 6: Wasn't for the Bush, that's why he's such a big
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  Speaker 6: advocate for it, right.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: I'm all for Bush.
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  Speaker 6: I'm actually genuinely just stoked your cat didn't die and
• 16:06
  Speaker 6: you didn't win the.
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  Speaker 5: Genuinely so am I.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: It was a horror show. Can you imagine bird ship
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Chris in next situation?
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: That's Mogie's camp by the way, very confusing.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy News.
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  Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: The time is four fifty one. Let's talk TV. What's
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: Yes, Fellows.
• 16:38
  Speaker 8: Last night I watched a documentary on Netflix called lamar
• 16:42
  Speaker 8: Odin What's that about? The death in Life. I think
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: it was called of Lamar Odin. I'm told it might
• 16:49
  Speaker 8: be one of the untold documentaries.
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  Speaker 7: Anyway, He's a.
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: Basketball player that played for the Lakers, and he eventually
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: married one of the Kardashians there, Courtney, I think, yeah,
• 17:00
  Speaker 8: when she was about twenty four at the time. They'm
• 17:02
  Speaker 8: married for seven years. Everybody said it would never last.
• 17:05
  Speaker 8: And it didn't help that old Lamar was smoking heaps
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: heaps of crack, heaps of that there crack while he
• 17:11
  Speaker 8: was in the NBA, Yes, while he was on the
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: in the NBA, and it got worse after he got
• 17:16
  Speaker 8: traded away from the Lakers.
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: Him and Kobe were great mates.
• 17:19
  Speaker 8: He got trailer away from the Lakers and then just
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: went hell for leather.
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: His cheating, he had that cheating ways. He had a
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: wandering ikes like you shocking mastard.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: I don't think I'm gonna wondering anyway.
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: He was severely into the drugs and the cheating because.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, stuff about finding him in strip clubs and stuff.
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: Ultimately, what happened is he did quite a lot, yeah,
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: and his wife was going around and cleaning up.
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: He'd sort of get.
• 17:48
  Speaker 8: Called into various hotel rooms and would have to go
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: in there and clean up all of his drug paraphernalia
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: so it didn't get discovered by the press and then
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: he'd get fired. You know, yes, enabling activity. But she
• 17:59
  Speaker 8: didn't realize she was an act of love.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he didn't want to lose all his millions.
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: Well she was going pretty good.
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, But anyway, they had a they had an intervention
• 18:09
  Speaker 8: and all of her advisors said, you've got to have
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: an intervention here and tell him. If he's not going
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: to sort out his ways, we'll get You're going to
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: divorce him. And so she said that, and he said, sweet,
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: all I need is my passport.
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: Where are the divorce papers? Signed the divorce papers?
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: And then we're on a massive drug run and we're
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: odeed in a brothel in the middle of nowhere, in
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: the middle of Nevada desert. Was put into a coma,
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: was in the hospital, had something like ten strokes and
• 18:38
  Speaker 8: four heart attacks in the.
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: Space geez super fall on. Now.
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: While that's because of the backlog in the courts, his
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: divorce hadn't gone through. So it was Missus, his ex
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: wife soon to be. She took over everything and she
• 18:52
  Speaker 8: stopped the divorce and she nursed. She stayed with him
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: every single day for about six months. He couldn't talk,
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: he couldn't walk. She was there actually paid in a
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: really good light. Yeah, a strong woman who did something
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: that most people would not do, you know, cleaning up
• 19:07
  Speaker 8: after himself, after him and he's wearing nappies and all sorts.
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: And then ultimately, then she came into the house one
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: day after he got out of hospital and he was
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: still nonverbal, you know, he couldn't really speak or anything. Well,
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: it turned out that he'd just been pretending he was nonverbal.
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: He was on the phone. He was calling up some
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: of that crack there back on the crack straight out
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: of that hospital, after being taking six months to learn
• 19:29
  Speaker 8: how to walk.
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: She had nursed it.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: After she had nursed it, and so that was the
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: final straw.
• 19:33
  Speaker 8: Anyway, it's moldly interesting.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: The story is really good.
• 19:36
  Speaker 8: The documentary isn't Yes, you know what I mean, it's
• 19:39
  Speaker 8: too long. It's a great Yeah, and he's a hell
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: of an athlete, and he had some really terrible things
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: happened when he was younger and all that.
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: Sort of stuff.
• 19:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and he's he's still not one hundred percent now,
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: he's looking up and say, oh, it'd be great, you
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: know if he's sort of off it now.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: But he's sort of sorry.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: Isn't he dead?
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, is he No, he's still going.
• 19:58
  Speaker 8: He's still going. He went MA and we went to
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: rehab again this year. And that's why, Kezy, You've got
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: to be careful men. I'm worried about you with these pizzas.
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: So Lamar Adams crack addiction and meeting pizza every now
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: and there is very different things.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: The dumplings of pizza. That's not one. That's the other. Keezy,
• 20:14
  Speaker 7: I'm going to.
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: Wake up in the pizza joy it in the middle
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: of Nevada wearing nappies.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Fell As. I'm carrying on with the loan. Yes, we're
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: ten people. She's doing good. I reckon Shae's got a
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: good chance of winning it. Ten people dropped in the
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: middle of Tasmania in the bush. They have to survive
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: as long as they can. We're up today sort of
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: thirty seven thirty eight. There's only four people left. Tom
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: who's only got one hand, Mothers who's sixty three, and
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: he's a bushman bushman. He's an ozsie bushman. There's a
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Scottish woman I've forgotten her name, but she is beasting it.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: And there's Shay the Kiwi Possible.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Everyone.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Now the last four are getting massively afflicted physical ailments
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: because they are so malnourished and have lost so much weight.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: And Shake gets hit by something that he was never
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: expecting in a million years.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: Of a truck A truck, no, a train constipation.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, he hasn't taken a dump in like two weeks
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: and that's freaking him out. He's the most laid back,
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: brilliant character, and he's like, jez Ill, tell you what
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: has been two weeks since I've.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: Had a dump?
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: Though?
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: And I'm getting a bit worried about it.
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: Sounds awesome.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: It is actually a really good show, you know, because
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: when they catch a fesher and eel orse or go
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: foozy go yeah.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Man, yeah man.
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: How many buzzies are a five?
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: It's a good in terms of an easy watch, A
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: good three and a half busies from reality.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Yees, yeah, totally.
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: Last night I watched Location, Location, Location, but my wife
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: fell asleep just as they were about to decide which
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: house they wanted, damn it. So I'll fill you in
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: on Tuesday.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Please do hey, coming up after the break, the Thursday Throbber, The.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: It's the Holey Big Shows Friday Throbber.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Here's he just stares at me now when that happens.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: I can see him out of the corner of my
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: eye waiting for me to slip up.
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, I'm just staring at you because you
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: always open the brakes, you know what I mean with
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: your chat. It's Thursday, by the way, but the first
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: day of the week. Yeah, so we thought we'd throb
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: out it anyway, totally.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Man, If you don't know what the Friday Throbber is,
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: we all select a song to kick off your Easter break.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Then you give us a call on eight hundred Hodaki
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: and decide what song you want to hear it most
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: first to two Wednesday Feelings.
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, Jason thing, it's your ten to go first. Sure, man,
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: what's your throbber?
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: It's a bit of Velvet Revolver.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: Come, what's the name of that song?
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: Let it roll by Velvet Revolver. Chunee name?
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: I heard that song before.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: So it's a good song.
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: It's actually a tune man, thank you.
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: I've gone for Ossie punk rockers, the Chats, and this
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: song is about the price of smokes these days, that.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Smokes are going up again, like God already many not
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: heard now a right, the sus are going up again.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: It's literally just four minutes and them talking about the
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: price of smokes going on.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: You you're on a bit of a punk rock theme
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: at the moment.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I went through Emma and the Sniffers last
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: week and that brilliant and then just started going down.
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: I dicked dive with more punk stuff.
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: Give into a bit of cosmic psychos out of Australia.
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: You're like there men, Yeah, okay, I'll check them out.
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: Them go, man, what do you have their mogus?
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: I've gone with corn blind.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Corn.
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: A lot of rage in that song.
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, man, that was a throbber.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what you decide, New Zealand give us
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: a call right now on eight hundred hold KM. We'll
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: go from there in the meantime, and it's smashing Pumpkins
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: the Hidarchy.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune in four
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: on Radio Hoki, it's.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: The big shows Thursday, those doge a casy.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: What you missed that?
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: What are you talking about? I yelled at with you guys.
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: I went, douche dooche.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: We'll go and check the tapes later on.
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: He didn't.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: Yes, we all picked a chew and you give us
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: a call on No. Eight hundred.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Can see the phone lines are pretty fully had as.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: I went for a bit of Velvet revolver.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: He's really hustling through this one.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Candy Candy.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: She's got lips like candy, Candy candy.
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: Does that mean it's sweet?
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Yes? I think so. Keyesy went for a bit of bock.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: I did get a black rock the chats out of
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: Aussie with a song called the Price of Smokes are.
• 25:47
  Speaker 10: Going up day.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I got already mal like if they not heard now right?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: The bucks are going up again?
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: The voice of an angel that guy Yeah, and Mogie
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: went for what was it?
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah? But of corn? Are you reading James? I've got
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: a feeling about this one. All right, let's go to
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: the phone lines. Get a pool. You are made, bastard.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: Hell's life? Good on you mate? What are you running
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: with there? Paul? It's gotta be your mo.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, nice, good on, good stuff, good stuff, mate, get
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: a Jimmy your mad bastard Hell's life. You can't complain, Jimmy,
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: what are you going with there?
• 26:48
  Speaker 10: I'm going with you, mate, Okay.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah nice, yeah, good on you, Jimmy, good a hairy
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: you made bastard Hell's life.
• 26:57
  Speaker 10: You're pretty good?
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Jay?
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: How you mate?
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: Good?
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: Thanks? What are you running with their? Harry?
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: Well, I'm just pointed. And Mogi's promise of you're the
• 27:06
  Speaker 10: voice bid Johnson. Yeah, I think he's made up for
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: it with a bit of corn. So I'm going to
• 27:10
  Speaker 10: go old.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: I felt very strongly you're going to get that one, Meggie.
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: It's a bit of a tune.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a bit of a rock and tune. All right,
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: play it out.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: Here we go man three four eight three. What do
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: you think of this week's Friday Throuble winner?
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: It is corn dance guys.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I'm into it.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: The Hiliarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: In on radio.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go your Thursday throuber blind by Corn
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: there like the start of the song and the rest
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: was hideous.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: I really hated that song.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, it was ship house.
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Do you like a song. I love the opening
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: and I love the ending of it. Yeah, the start
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: of it. Yeah, that's right, And I know it hurts
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: you guys, you know.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Oh no, it's good. It's good.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: I feel losing.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: I feel jumped though, I feel duke.
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: The start of it there sort of lows you. And
• 28:10
  Speaker 8: there's a Queens of song that's like that as well, actually,
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: where it's got this incredible drum intro. Yeah, and then
• 28:15
  Speaker 8: it sort of falls off a cliff.
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: But there you go. Man, win a winner chicken dinner, totally, man, totally.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: It's gonna look at the old scoreboard over here, feelers.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: If I may out in front for twenty twenty six,
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: Moggie on five wins, Cheezy's in second on four, and
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: Jason way behind on three wins. Yeah, drinking can bring
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: it back in time for Christmas.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: My score.
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Look, I tell you what, Keezy. The one thing you
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: know about old Hardy j is I'll keep throwing punches, mate,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Don't you worry about that. I mean, I may get
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: smacked in the head every Friday, but I'll get off
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: that canvas, mate, and I'll stand tall and proud and
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: far another on a b tall I'll far enough a
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: banger off. I'm a tough little bugger man about me,
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: but beneath this sort of finer set.
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: It look as a warrior.
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah, you've got to vote though, Man, that was good.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got to vote. How many did you get
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: in that one? Keezy? None? Do you think?
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: Do you think now that you're going to sort of
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: change direction on the sort of punk sort of.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Vibe you're running with.
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: People aren't connecting with it, are they?
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Keysy has chosen two punk songs in a row. He's
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: lost his way now, fair enough. I'm back next week,
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: but a smash mouth next week.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: To be honest, it's not a bad show. It's nice
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: to walk a mile in your clown shoes anyway from now,
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: just to see what it's like to get no votes. Right,
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: here's a pellet cleanser by the way after corn. But
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: it's sublime.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Hdarchy is.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Indeed cake there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: That's a glory. Yes, Thursday afternoon.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: The time is five twenty five, which means it's time
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: for this five seven eight men men, men.
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: Men, men, men men, men, men men men men men
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: men men men men men. One and a half Moggs, which.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: Is tales from Moggi's life with little Moggi.
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: Little there.
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's six and a half. She had her swimming sports.
• 30:32
  Speaker 8: The I miss swimming sports yesterday. Yeah do you Yeah?
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: It was a day of not doing any school, that's true.
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: Actually yeah. And I had that gown for a good
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: cool and you know, we we sort of tell some as,
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: don't we.
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: But yesterday my daughter she's been going to swimming Leason
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: since you was, i know, probably twelve months known as
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: a year CAZy old. So she's she's it's a pretty
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: good little swimmer. She won a race yesterday which I
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: was immensely proud of.
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: Brilliant. She absolutely dominated the pack. The rest of them
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: looked like, if I can say.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: This idiots, I don't know if you can call it
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: a group of six year old's idiots.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: Six and a half.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, I'm miss stay. That's all good then, But
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: she didn't care.
• 31:17
  Speaker 7: She didn't really care that she'd won that.
• 31:19
  Speaker 8: Then they did this thing afterwards where everybody got the
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: pool and then they sang along to the song that
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: played over the stereo and then they all did silly
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: like a dance with actions and things on it, and
• 31:29
  Speaker 8: she was absolutely loving that. So I had to sort
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: of take her aside afterwards and say that stuff there
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: that you really enjoyed, that's bullshit, means that wedding that
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: meant nothing to you.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: That's everything? Yeah right, absolutely everything. Because do you want
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: it to be like hyper competitive?
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Do you? I do?
• 31:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah I do. And it kind of reminded
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: me of when I was at Swarming Sports. I was
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: a bit older, I was a twelve were at primary
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: school and it was just me and old mate Toby
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: at twelve. At twelve, Yeah, well how sorry. Our school
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: went up to Indo before you went to college. Yeah sorry,
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: And we were the only ones in it for some reason.
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: Me and my mate Toby there and we were doing
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: weeds at the college. It was at the college pool,
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: so it was about one hundred meters. Yeah, the wods
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: were one hundred meters the pools and live in a
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: massive woods are one hundred meters and they're a kilometer long.
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: Wow, bloody huge.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: It wasn't a river, so we jumped in there and
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: the whole competition was. There was a breath stroke, backstroke, freestyle,
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: and then it finished off with a medley. We'd had
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: to dive in. Obviously. I dived into the pool and
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: my shorts fell down around my ankle. Yeah, because my
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: mum had brought the wrong shorts. She brought the shorts,
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: my red shorts that didn't have the drawstring. I couldn't
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: tie them up. So I was dominating Toby, but I'd
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: have to keep reaching down and pulling my pants up,
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: you see, especially when I was doing my backstroke because
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: my downstairs there.
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: Was everybody was love. You were dominating Toby with your
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: pants around your ankles.
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: See like when you when you were doing backstroke. Yeah,
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: it was like you had like two fins in the water.
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: It was like a daddy shark and a little baby shark.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: Did you win?
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: That's right?
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: Well, now I had to send mom home to go
• 33:21
  Speaker 8: and get my proper shorts. So Toby beat me in
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: the first two and their mum got back just in time,
• 33:26
  Speaker 8: and I managed to win the backstroke because he was
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: Toby was distracted you see by.
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: My baby shark.
• 33:37
  Speaker 8: And then I managed to win the medley, so that
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: was good. But Toby always holds over it that he's
• 33:40
  Speaker 8: a bit of swimmer than me. But he was cheating
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: because he had pants that didn't fall.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, should we tee you up some sort of like
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: rematch to really bury the hatchet.
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: That's a good idea. Actually, I'll be keen for that.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: Where is Toby now?
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: Toby is also the same guy that complained midway through
• 33:55
  Speaker 8: our tennis final at intermediate there and he got the
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: he got the ref for other umpire changed, which completely
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: swung the match in his favor. I was up five
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: three ended up taking about seven five.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: Wow, So you've got a genuine rivalry on this guy.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 34:10
  Speaker 8: Also, we went out with the same girl. He went
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: out with her four times. I went out with her
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: three times, and then just and then, just to make
• 34:16
  Speaker 8: me look like an idiot, he'd take us rollerskating all
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: the times. He knows I can't roller skate.
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's some real you know.
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: So I need to go out with Hemmy another couple
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: of times to get in front of.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: Him, Tammy. Yeah, little show and then you can dominate
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: him again.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: Good stuff.
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: Well that's great about Moggie and Ogi though.
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a very proud mama, but it's interested
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: in how they don't care. I'm really worried about that
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: we might take it wrong to a child psychologist. Yeah
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: good idea.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, how are you coming up shortly on the Big Show?
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: By the way, your chance to get in the draw
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: to join us in magic Round to keep the air
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: out for the cu to call and get ready to
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: call one hundred hoduk the whole archy.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune in four
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: on radio.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Welcome back the Big Show, Magic Crown three bit, Let's
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: put another man busted on the bench, bloody oats, let's
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: do that a What is the Magic ground, Keezy do
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: not know?
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: It's three amazing nights in Brisbane sun Corps Stadium, eight
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: games of NRRAL. When you're not at the rugby League,
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: we're at Caxton Street, which is an amazing street right
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: by sun Corps Stadium, full of pubs, thousands of footy fans.
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: They blocked the whole street off. Each pub is sort
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: of representing a different team and all the supporters are there.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: The Wars are at the Lord Alfred, I believe, on
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: the corner like how many like a thousand wars fans and.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: Million, it's packed to the.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: Raft a million. They went up to the rafters.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: They were up to the rafters.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: Just you guys are exagerating. But now now I was
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: gonna believe us. But it rules, and it's all that's
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: rule boys, trip dot co doings And if you are
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: keen to join otherwise, get yourself in the.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: Drawer, get a Connor, your man, bastard. How's life yourself?
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Good? Thanks? Tell me how fired up are you for
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: the east to break? There? Connor?
• 36:07
  Speaker 10: And I won't, but I am very fine.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: Do you like easter eggs?
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: Connor?
• 36:14
  Speaker 10: I love easter eggs?
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Have you have you planned if you're going to have
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: a few beers? He's you know, to pre purchase before
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: you know? When I shut you down?
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: I am where yeah? Yeah, moderately, of course, moderately and sensibly.
• 36:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, responsibly is the word, Connor. Do you like rugby league?
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: I love rugby league? Yeah?
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: Good on you just checking you because that's like kind
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: of a prerequisite, you know.
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: Are you a piece of ship? Connor?
• 36:42
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 36:42
  Speaker 10: You could call me that.
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a bigger prerequisite than liking rugby league.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Hold the line there for a secon how Connor? Hell
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: are you feeling about Connor?
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: He sounds he sounds like a scummy Yeah, horrible.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: Connor.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: You're on the drawer, mate, enjoy draw.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Jace, how's life there?
• 37:09
  Speaker 10: We go in your mayor bastard?
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, tell me, Jace? What do you do for a crust?
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: In?
• 37:14
  Speaker 10: Constructor?
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Man? A pattern?
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: What in construction.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: League? Don't you?
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: Jason love a bit of who would you take with
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: you if you one? Man?
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 37:27
  Speaker 10: Yeah about probably the bro.
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: Paul doesn't he?
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Is he allowed to travel?
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: Old Paul?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: I haven't chicken lately.
• 37:38
  Speaker 10: Might have a pastoral pick.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah it was it wasn't allowed to leave the country
• 37:42
  Speaker 6: for a while there or Paul, he's a shocker. We'll
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: chuck in the drawer Jason, Right, good luck.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Raw, Thanks, get on your get a telling your mayor bastard?
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: How's life?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Good?
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Good? What do you do for a crust? Your backbone?
• 37:57
  Speaker 10: Can help you think?
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Who's your favorite? Bronco? Tom?
• 38:05
  Speaker 10: Have a favorite?
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: Who's yours?
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Jason pattern?
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: Who's your favorite?
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: Langer?
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: Healthy lager?
• 38:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's in his final season. He's still going stronger.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: No, he's not, he's he's well gone. But in terms
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: of my overall favorite time all time, definitely Alfie.
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: Get on your mate, that's his name, Hey, Tom.
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: If you win this prize, how are you gonna bring
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: with you?
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: I'll put an old boys golf trip coming up and
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: so I'll.
• 38:35
  Speaker 10: Put it, put it out when the.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like it.
• 38:40
  Speaker 10: Tom put a prize for them.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: It's trying to make money out of the whole deal.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: So he's put.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Gifted.
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: It's just like a prize. If you win, then he
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: gets Do.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: You think he's trying to buy friends there or something?
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: That's what Tom does.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: Tom, you're in the you're as well, mate, Good luck.
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: You hold the line there, Tom once again, hoystrip dot
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: co dot m Z. If you want to guarantee your spot,
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: just go there and book it for you and your mates. Otherwise,
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: keep an air out and get rid of call eight
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: hundred Hodarki.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: In the meantime, he's a bit of audio slack for
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: your mad fastts.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Indeed the Queens of the Stone Age there on the
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Radio Hodarky Big Show, this glorious Thursday evening.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: The time is five fifty two.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: Hey, fellows, we've got to make a quick apology to
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: a member of the Big Show.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: It'll be your first.
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: Now, this member of the Big Show has done this
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: particular thing several times, and I've given him a lot
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: of stick for it. I've made jokes about him but
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: potentially not really loving his wife because of it. Yeah,
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: and unfortunately, the same thing has now happened to me.
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: It's my wife's birth day on Saturday. I ordered her
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: a prison two weeks ago. I'm just going to text
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: saying it's going to arrive next week. So for her
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: birthday this weekend, we're going away a lovely romantic getaway
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: and I will be giving her nothing.
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: I'm not going to give her anything. Nothing wrapped up
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: unread wrapping paper.
• 40:24
  Speaker 7: You've got to wrap that.
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: Well, we don't have to. I mean i'll check if
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: we've gone.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: You got any ribbon?
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got ribbon.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: I can put a ribbon on it. What you have
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: to probably do?
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: They love, they love ribbons.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: You left wrap it.
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: I always it's not too loose or anything. I always
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: say ribbons for her pleasure. Mm hmm, Well.
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll look into it. But Jay, sorry, man, because
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: you've done this and I'll give you so much about it.
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: Slight difference, So isn't.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: He She will be getting something on Saturday. Don't worry
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: about that, old hoidy jay.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: I may miss my.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Wife's birthday every now and then, I certainly won't miss yours.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Right, thank you, and believe you me. There's no need
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: to put a ribbon on it.
• 41:24
  Speaker 6: Okay, I don't know how I feel about how this
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: conversation's turned.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Well, No, I just mean I was so furious at
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: myself of missing my wife. I went, I'm not going
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: to let Keyesy make the same mistake, so I'm going
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: to cover for him.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've said it's from you, Okay, Yeah? Yeah?
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: Oh good?
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: What is It's not another laughing trail.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: I don't want to. I don't want to blow the surprise.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: Look, would she be disappointed with the rugby ble wrapped
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: up as an.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: Easterg I don't think she'd fall for that. You have
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: to be pretty stupid to fall from that. Do you
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: have any advice as to what I should do?
• 42:05
  Speaker 9: Like?
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: What do I give her on Saturday?
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: That's the thing, isn't it? Because you don't want to
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: be It's one thing that your.
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: Present original present hasn't turned up, But then you know
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: you don't want to be disappointed by what you do
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: give her.
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: She's not like this again, Yes, and oh I got
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: that yeah, yeah, but you didn't even wrap it up.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you didn't even put a ribbon on it.
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because did you print out a photo of it?
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: Give that to her? It is huh? What is that?
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: Depends what it is?
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: What's my downstairs?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Obviously the whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Keyzy tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: You're welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you're super excited
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: about the upcoming East to Break. You're listening to the
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Big Show, by the way, brought to you by Toledo.
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: Your workdays to work outs. Toledo's keeps you balance, refreshed
• 43:04
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• 43:08
  Speaker 4: Do you know, fellows, my wife and I have been
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: struggling with meal ideas.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: Ah.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know if there's any other people out there,
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: you know, Do you guys have this in your No?
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: I think you're you wouldn't keeasy because you just do
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: mints every night. But will you have the struggle of
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: what are we gonna out eight tonight.
• 43:28
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry of always here. And then I get home
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: and I'm always I get the surprise of what's for dinner?
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: Generally it's nothing.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, Well, my wife and I every day have
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: the same conversation, which is what should we have for dinner?
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: And it's like, I don't know, man.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And we're really stuck in a rut menu wise.
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: And I've just discovered this book.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Out in studio b Easy as Pie Pie Recipes, and
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: they're really simple.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: Would you say they were easy?
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: They were easy?
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: I should call it easy?
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Oh and I remember it. Actually my wife makes a
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: bloody good pie. Yeah.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Well she like a good steak and mushroom for example, keysy.
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: Actually my wife does, so it has a little bit
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: of a stout in there.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: There's a little bit stout, very good. And so I've
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: just been flooded with ideas, like a fish pie for example,
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: a bait hey. I was thinking a bacon and eggpie
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: with like some semi dried tomatoes sort you know, maybe
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: a bit of spinach something like that, because my wife
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: likes it.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: Vegies, So are you going to make that tonight for dinner?
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: Because you don't have any bacon.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Or no, no, no, no, this is looking ahead, Kesy.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: We're having chirizzo and chicken sort of casserole.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: Tonight, right, Okay, is that pie chat?
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: I guess it is pie chat.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: But I'm very excited because I've been in such a
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: rat food wise, you know what I mean, we both have,
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: and I feel like I've broken through.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: So you've been in a rut with your wife food wise.
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: Food wise, you've thought of a bacon and eg pie
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: and now you're stoved.
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and you've got a whole pie book there.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: I've already seen to like three or four recipes for Bullevant.
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: How come you didn't tell us that you're in a
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: rut with your wife? That's good content. Man, We've done
• 45:20
  Speaker 8: with some of that, I know, but you know.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: I try to keep my wife out of the show,
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: do you.
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: Hey. By the way, we've got fifty dollars cash. Oh yes,
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: from our mates Toledos. Let us know what your plans
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: are for the Easter holidays on three four eight three
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: and the one we like the most fifty bucks cash
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: just like that.
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's like a sixy getaway that Kesey's having.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: Maybe maybe it's staying at home and eating a pie
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: like Jays.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: Tell us because we want to know man. On three
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: four eight three.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: In the meantime, it's Incubus.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodachi.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Guns Roses there on the RAO Who Donkey Big Show
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: this Thursday afternoon. Now listen, there's a bit of sporting
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: action over the Easter weekend with that of mine. We've
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: got acc head g Lane with us Lane and Mate.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: Before we start, I.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Just want to say how much I appreciate you leaving
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: us some chips there on the radio Hodarchy desk. Very
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: much appreciated, Mate, good stuff, good work by you, good work.
• 46:23
  Speaker 10: Well, it was just an offering, really was an offering
• 46:26
  Speaker 10: before Easter. Obviously, Jesus gave so much over this weekend
• 46:30
  Speaker 10: that I thought the a SEC would just give up
• 46:32
  Speaker 10: at a few ships. I tell you to our Jesus
• 46:35
  Speaker 10: and that is you, Jason Hoyt.
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: Thank you, man.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: I tell you what, it's been a struggle the last
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: week or two, just you know, not stealing from you guys.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: But I've pulled it off. I've pulled it.
• 46:44
  Speaker 10: Off, mate, okay, yeah, thanks mate. Hey, hey, this weekend
• 46:49
  Speaker 10: in terms of sport, if we can take it back
• 46:50
  Speaker 10: to sport, listen the like we're rugby ying the rest
• 46:57
  Speaker 10: of the world ying's I don't know if you've looked
• 46:59
  Speaker 10: at this weekend Super Rugby that have decided to give
• 47:01
  Speaker 10: five teams a bye. Yeah, and Super Rugby that's Easter.
• 47:05
  Speaker 10: It's a long weekend obviously. You know a lot of
• 47:07
  Speaker 10: people have to see their families, whereas AFL NRL there
• 47:11
  Speaker 10: is a game every single day of Easter Friday, Saturday,
• 47:14
  Speaker 10: Sunday and Monday.
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: Would not that be the way to do it though?
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: To be people entertained totally?
• 47:20
  Speaker 10: What else is there to do over.
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: Off their heads?
• 47:23
  Speaker 10: No one goes to church, No one goes to church.
• 47:25
  Speaker 10: They just want to watch sport and drink beers. So
• 47:27
  Speaker 10: that's pretty much where it's at. But you know they
• 47:31
  Speaker 10: can see something different.
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: Are you suggesting g lane that ends in rugby might
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: have got this one wrong?
• 47:36
  Speaker 10: Massively wrong?
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 47:38
  Speaker 10: Wrong. There is a think three games this weekend.
• 47:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's almost like when they did when they did
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: Magic Round in the Melbourne for rugby unions.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Well, speaking of the union though, I am at absolutely
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: fizzing Reds v Fource.
• 47:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah that one there late Saturday night Red's Force. Yeah,
• 48:03
  Speaker 10: it's classic. It's a classic. Heyt now on that one
• 48:06
  Speaker 10: just at nine thirty at night on a Saturday. Yeah,
• 48:09
  Speaker 10: sitting down there with a maybe a bottle of gin
• 48:12
  Speaker 10: No mixes and just pouring it into a tumbler and
• 48:16
  Speaker 10: just getting yourself and just some union at nine thirty
• 48:19
  Speaker 10: at nine.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: Oh, that sounds so enjoyable. So that is that the sort.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: Of not Yeah, but I'm not a gin fans.
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: Just for the record, Queensland ways, i'd go bundanboog Ram Yeah, sure,
• 48:29
  Speaker 8: sure not.
• 48:31
  Speaker 10: Just maybe just straight body.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Then, can we just keep focusing on this game because Queensland,
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: of course.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Coming off that loss, they were top of the.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Table, got their asses handed to them by the inform Hurricanes.
• 48:45
  Speaker 10: No one kids about this game, Jays, come on, it's
• 48:47
  Speaker 10: nine thirty at night.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Play again.
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: They're playing the Western Force and just on the Force Gilane.
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: Obviously they were a tough loss to the Chiefs last
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: week and we'll be expecting them to bounce back against
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: the Reds.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 48:58
  Speaker 10: The only the only good thing about the Forces, I've
• 49:00
  Speaker 10: got a NRL superstar playing for them this weekend.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, each Lomax.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, So he was in the NRAL and he
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: was kind of passing everyone around. He's a really good player.
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: He was in Origin last year. Now he's playing for
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: the Western Force. So that are you saying, Geeland, that
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: is the game to watch this weekend?
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  Speaker 10: No, definitely not no, definitely not the game to watch.
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  Speaker 10: Will one hundred percent the Chiefs versus the Retars.
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  Speaker 6: The war Retars. Yes, Saturday night seven oh five pm.
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  Speaker 6: He's going to be commentated by the ACC and on.
• 49:33
  Speaker 10: Hodel absolutely absolutely, and also Friday night the Crusaders versus
• 49:37
  Speaker 10: the Fijian and through the last game at the worst
• 49:40
  Speaker 10: stadium in New Zealand. Oh wow yeah, So I encourage
• 49:44
  Speaker 10: all Crusaders fans and speaking fans to go down there
• 49:47
  Speaker 10: and burn the place down on the final whistle. You
• 49:50
  Speaker 10: have my authority to burn the place to the ground
• 49:53
  Speaker 10: before they moved to the car half or super round.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: Well, once again, if you want to listen to those
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• 50:02
  Speaker 6: Tomorrow night seven o five and Saturday night seven o
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: five as well. What's your prediction g Lane just before
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: you let you go for the Red's Force game.
• 50:10
  Speaker 10: Ah Zach Lomax will score three plus drides.
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  Speaker 5: No ah, yeah man.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to see any like I don't want
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  Speaker 5: I want it.
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  Speaker 5: That would be a fair comment.
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  Speaker 8: Ye, What was the most impressive set of testicles you've
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  Speaker 4: You say your own, I'd have to say in terms
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so, and and because I know he rested them
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• 52:09
  Speaker 5: On my head, not my forehead. I wasn't lying sideways.
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  Speaker 5: I was commentating.
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  Speaker 6: Was that was that while he was getting the vistick
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  Speaker 6: to me or was that just random nuts on the head?
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: No, it was just random nuts on the head.
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  Speaker 4: Seriously, at the time, I thought somebody had like cracked
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• 52:40
  Speaker 6: Because they split apart, they do, And yeah, it was
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  Speaker 6: just like so it was almost like wearing a pair
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  Speaker 4: Nearly another couple of inches they would have been here
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• 52:50
  Speaker 6: Right, out of curiosity. Out of the three of us here,
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  Speaker 6: who do you think's got the biggest.
• 52:55
  Speaker 7: I've got a really tight little ball off and I.
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  Speaker 4: Say, beautifully manicured. You've seen them well on the laser surgery, man,
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  Speaker 5: Geez, I'm not surprised they're small and tight, right.
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  Speaker 6: So you're so you've got like a couple of marbles,
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  Speaker 6: Yeah pretty much.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: And where's hot Jays? You've self described a couple of
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: moonhoppers on a command hook.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah pretty much.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, cool and just but you were.
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  Speaker 4: Saying, but they're very uneven.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I was. I was saying that was.
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  Speaker 4: Your right testicle really hangs down and it's like the
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  Speaker 4: weight of your right testicle is pulling your left testicle up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: And they went and saw the doctor and for some
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: reason they're connected on me and so he's like, just
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  Speaker 6: pulled the other one down and it literally fixed it.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: It's literally like when you have a cord in.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: Your pants, a drawstring.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: One gets really long and the even I got a
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: little stubby one and then you've got to pull it through.
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  Speaker 5: Well, there you go, your madbastards.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: That's the big show down and dusted for today and
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: for the week. What's the podcast out tro clip today, Keezy.
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: Today's clipper is entitled burrito Boy, so I can only
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: assume it's about me. You can't just eat a yellow
• 54:45
  Speaker 6: and pink sandwich for dinner.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: Yes you can. It is burrito boy.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: Linus and my burritos man is there?
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 54:54
  Speaker 7: What do you think?
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: I just have men? I have had five.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I imagine there were some beans or something.
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: The funny thing is, if I was a student, I'd
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: one hundred percent just to have the mint in the
• 55:09
  Speaker 6: wrap and maybe some sauce.
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: And he stoked, I think it's how partners, isn't it
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: fellers that make us eat veggies?
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: It is because my wife she constantly craves vegetables.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, what's wrong with you?
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: You just have the meat man and d and a
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: dark couple of pints.
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: What are you up to this weekend, GIZONI.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Very much looking forward to just hanging out with my wife. Actually,
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: we just cruise around the city, having dinner with her,
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: her sister on set day night, and her partner.
• 55:41
  Speaker 7: And you'll be sitting down watching the Sunday afternoon.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: Try and stop me. What about you, mogy? What are
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: you up to.
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: A little bit of work?
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: Actually saidly, but a bit of grandma. Oh yes, of
• 55:54
  Speaker 8: course in town. So hanging out with her and just
• 55:56
  Speaker 8: taking a couple of days off. I'll work for one
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: day and then I'm trying to take three off. You're nice,
• 56:01
  Speaker 8: sere we go keezy.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: You're in for a pretty sixy weekend.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: Your your fizzed brother, yourz.
• 56:09
  Speaker 8: You're taking a massive suitcase full of toys. I heard
• 56:13
  Speaker 8: Jigsaw puzzles and yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: Jigs a puzzles, Monopoly deal which is the card version?
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: Banana grams? Maybe bananagrams are maybe some rummy cub how good?
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: Classic rummy Cuba.
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: A couple of casks.
• 56:30
  Speaker 6: Of PI yeah, A couple of bottles of wine there
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: and some cheese. So I have a great weekend, fellers,
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: I'm looking forward to it.
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: Has your wife packed a platter and a knife?
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like she did for France?
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: Yes? Did she do that? She has packed?
• 56:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: Good stuff?
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: Make cold meat?
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: Steare you left over corn beef?
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Hey?
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: Shall we wrap it up there?
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: Hey? Take her out of the year.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: A safe Easter tool Tuesday, goodbye,