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DLHS Hour 3 | Comedian Gary Owen joins DLHS crew · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: This the deal.
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  Speaker 2: You can show you a twenty twenty six edition if
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  Speaker 2: you were going to be in Detroit, Michigan. I'll be
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  Speaker 2: there this Thursday at the soundboard in the casino. So
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  Speaker 2: I got one Thursday and then I will be at
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  Speaker 2: the casino in.
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  Speaker 1: What is it Waterloo?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, New York Waterloo. So I played golf. I played
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  Speaker 2: the gig this Friday Saturday. By the way, congratulations to
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  Speaker 2: the New York Vicksy. And you know what here is
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  Speaker 2: I think everybody who has ever been counted out saw
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  Speaker 2: themselves saw themselves a little bit in the next situation, right.
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  Speaker 1: I think that that that what.
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  Speaker 2: They said, the supposed experts said about Jalen Brunson was
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  Speaker 2: disrespectful and I think he made them eat their words.
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  Speaker 2: I think we learned how imported it is to have
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  Speaker 2: a father next to you. I think part of the
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  Speaker 2: reason that they came back from them leaves dad. You
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  Speaker 2: can let beat you like that man had your daddy
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  Speaker 2: sitting next to you while you're taking al like that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that. Let me get my bill.
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  Speaker 2: And and the fact that it was literally David verth Goolive.
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  Speaker 2: He was the dude that couldn't do it and women
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  Speaker 2: was the dude that was supposed to right.
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  Speaker 1: I just thought it was everything.
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  Speaker 2: And there are not many times that this country roots
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  Speaker 2: for cities like the Las or the New York's because
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  Speaker 2: they're you know, they're sold this place. But I think
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  Speaker 2: watching I'm proud of the fact that they're everything that
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  Speaker 2: MAGA hates.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, everything the whole starting five of the New York
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  Speaker 3: Knicks are like, well, you know, Karl Anthony town he's Dominican,
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  Speaker 3: and then even Jalen Brunson, he's like has Jamaican roots
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  Speaker 3: and like and then og he's African England dude, Like
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  Speaker 3: everyone is like an immigrant or a son of an Emigrantarado.
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  Speaker 2: Put out everybody. I was like, yeah, I take that
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  Speaker 2: with you, but this, you know, and you know, and
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  Speaker 2: I thought this. I don't know if everybody thought this
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  Speaker 2: when they when they removed it was when they removed
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  Speaker 2: his name from the Kennedy Center, a black woman won
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  Speaker 2: the lawsuit and Mexican scrubbed it away. It was a
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  Speaker 2: black woman Delta, as a matter of fact, won the
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  Speaker 2: lawsuit and and and and and for I to get
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  Speaker 2: his name off and the Mexican scrubbed it off. They
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  Speaker 2: was they were scraping his name off while not speaking English.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what, you know why? This is what
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  Speaker 2: I think. I blame black people for doing this. I
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  Speaker 2: blame black people for people feeling so comfortable I do
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  Speaker 2: because they are always just him to me. This is
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  Speaker 2: how I am. If you've done something that I feel
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  Speaker 2: has either her. I love my people so much. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not saying you gotta have the same thing that I do,
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  Speaker 2: but I do not forget when you do stuff like that,
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  Speaker 2: I don't do it. And everybody, Oh, it's just is it?
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  Speaker 2: They make them too comfortable. Mike Pince, all he did
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  Speaker 2: was do is job. He's uncomfortable around them. But Crawford,
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  Speaker 2: when they knew what was happening, Michael Urban knew he
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  Speaker 2: knew what was happening. They can't pretend like they don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen what he's done to black people?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Of course? And you win anyway? Okay, do you on
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  Speaker 1: that team then? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And and by accepting them, they you accept their behavior
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  Speaker 2: because they know there's nothing that happens to them. You
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  Speaker 2: do that to somebody on their side, you are ostracized.
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  Speaker 2: This is this is life and death for real. And
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  Speaker 2: you are playing around.
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  Speaker 1: It really is.
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  Speaker 2: And you know why they talk about that woman like
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  Speaker 2: they do, to dehumanize her. And if they can do
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  Speaker 2: umanize her, they can dehumanize us. It is to dehumanize
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  Speaker 2: us to be able to do what they want to
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  Speaker 2: to us. And you're sitting up there, t Hen and
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  Speaker 2: you didn't know and buying his show, and man, I was, man,
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  Speaker 2: you must be out your mind.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's look for the hard way with Gary Owen.
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  Speaker 2: So, Gary Owen, have you ever dated a white woman?
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  Speaker 1: No? One in ninety six? Really? Wow, I'm better, Teacher Friday.
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  Speaker 1: I've never diated. Is it a preference or or you just.
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  Speaker 5: Don't I always like blacker. It's not it's not a fetish.
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  Speaker 5: It's not a preference. Like it's not happened. It is
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  Speaker 5: what it is. I always say, it's like being gay.
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  Speaker 5: Gay guys know they're gay. Why are they gay? I
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  Speaker 5: don't know why. I black girls, I don't know what.
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  Speaker 2: You like because I think everybody seen somebody of a
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  Speaker 2: different race, they go wow, they fantasize about sometimes.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, well, my first grade teacher missus, uh missus, lucky.
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  Speaker 1: Missus lucky man.
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  Speaker 5: It was crazy, like my first grade teachers a black lady,
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  Speaker 5: my second grade teacher, and third they were all black ladies.
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  Speaker 5: No one is doing missus HS missus lucky Ah was
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  Speaker 5: the other one.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember. There were three of them were doing.
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  Speaker 1: There was you was in the teachers and the first grade.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, like started right like she stroked my shoulder one
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  Speaker 5: day or something like, well you were sick. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I got to go to Ohio.
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  Speaker 3: What's the worst thing you had to face when you
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  Speaker 3: became the host of Comming Grid?
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  Speaker 1: What's the worst thing?
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  Speaker 5: The worst I didn't I didn't realize that people didn't
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  Speaker 5: like other comedians, didn't like other comedians that didn't know them.
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  Speaker 5: I just thought this was this Disney World where because
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  Speaker 5: when I first got under stand up, I was so
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  Speaker 5: and I was just so happy to meet people that
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  Speaker 5: I'd seen on TV.
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  Speaker 1: What's up man? You know? But they were And then
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  Speaker 1: when I got the job it changed. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: why would she say that?
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  Speaker 5: I was like, And then there was like, rumors are
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  Speaker 5: gonna be protests and pickets.
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  Speaker 3: And I go, I just.
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  Speaker 4: Make you a suit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, why do you think that was?
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know, I heard it. It was a white
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  Speaker 5: guys easy. And plus I wasn't a road dog either.
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't. I was ACTI duty military. A lot of
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  Speaker 5: people know this. I was acting duty when I got
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  Speaker 5: the job on BT. I was still active duty when
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  Speaker 5: I was on BT the first time before I was
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  Speaker 5: a host.
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  Speaker 1: I took a week's leave and came up and.
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  Speaker 5: Filmed and then came back down to the base and
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  Speaker 5: then literally people were seeing me on the base like maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Not see you on comedy last Yeah. I was waving
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  Speaker 1: cars on the base.
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  Speaker 5: And then Curtis Gatzen called, who was the head of
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  Speaker 5: BT at the time, and he was like, uh, come
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  Speaker 5: up to I drove up from San Diego to l A.
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  Speaker 1: Want to meet with me. He said, he want to
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  Speaker 1: give you the job. And I was like, the host job.
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  Speaker 5: I took six months left to my en listening, and
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  Speaker 5: the plan was to get out, but I had to
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  Speaker 5: go back and ask to get out a little early.
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  Speaker 1: So I ended up getting out three months early because
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  Speaker 1: they were.
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  Speaker 2: Did you go?
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  Speaker 1: Literally I told the guys. I was like, my baby,
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  Speaker 1: I go. I'm getting out, however you want to do it,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm getting out, you know what I mean? I
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  Speaker 1: told you. It hit me like you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: have you can leave. It will be dishonorable.
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  Speaker 5: But I've never been to a county club and they
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  Speaker 5: asked for my military record.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're funny. We got a lot of pre sold tickets.
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  Speaker 5: But we heard.
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  Speaker 1: When we come back.
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  Speaker 2: Now, time for what you need to know, with the
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  Speaker 2: one only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 4: It's Sybil Wilkes, with what we need to know. President
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  Speaker 4: Trump announced what he called a historic breakthrough in announcing
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  Speaker 4: the peace agreement with Iran, and it's officially complete of
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  Speaker 4: ordering the immediate reopening of the strategic Strait of Horn
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  Speaker 4: Moves and an end to military operations in Lebanon close
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  Speaker 4: to the home. Saturday night was all right for the
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  Speaker 4: New York Knicks, as they ended a fifty three year
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  Speaker 4: championship drought by capturing the NBA title in a thrilling
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  Speaker 4: Game five victory over the San Antonio Spurs ninety four
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  Speaker 4: to ninety. They were powered by the legendary forty five
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  Speaker 4: point performance from Finals MVP Jalen Brunson. On Capitol Hill,
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  Speaker 4: Veteran Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell was hospitalized Sunday, while former
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  Speaker 4: Raider receiver Henry Ruggs was officially denied parole following his
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  Speaker 4: fatal twenty twenty one DUI crash, and no criminal charges
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  Speaker 4: will be filed against Chris Brown security guards after a
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  Speaker 4: shooting last month outside the Singers California home on Sybil Wilks.
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  Speaker 4: Be informed, b empowered.
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  Speaker 1: Deed, what do you think bibel all right?
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  Speaker 2: More the Dlhugley shows coming up as a DL Hugley
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  Speaker 2: Show