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- 0:02Speaker 1: It is a dune to the graphic nature of this program.
- 0:06Speaker 1: Listener discretion is it lies away the Woody Show.
- 0:23Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
- 0:26Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
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- 0:44Speaker 4: A good morning, everybody. Today is Thursday. It's a bree Friday.
- 0:50Speaker 4: It is February the nineteenth, twenty twenty six. We are
- 0:54Speaker 4: The Woody Show. Yeah, I'm morning. That's Greg Gory h
- 0:56Speaker 4: wood We got menace. What is Dienogrant?
- 0:58Speaker 2: Is here?
- 0:58Speaker 4: Sea Bass?
- 0:59Speaker 2: Good morning to you.
- 1:00Speaker 4: Sammy is here. We have Morgan, our associate producer, Vaughn
- 1:04Speaker 4: our video producer. Dumb Ass Tyler is here today, and
- 1:08Speaker 4: we got something special planned for dumbass Tyler. I'll tell
- 1:10Speaker 4: you about that a second. We got bored. We got
- 1:13Speaker 4: Menji phones. They're open eight seven seven forty four. Woody
- 1:17Speaker 4: hit us up with the text over to two two
- 1:18Speaker 4: nine eight seven trending news, headlines, entertainment, birthdays all coming up,
- 1:22Speaker 4: you know the standard, but also the weekend audio. Seabas
- 1:25Speaker 4: is going to have that for us and Woody Show.
- 1:28Speaker 4: Love connection you guys. So dumb Ass Tyler and this
- 1:32Speaker 4: is something that Morgan's been working on. She's been going
- 1:34Speaker 4: through the emails. The text messages and everything else. These
- 1:37Speaker 4: women who have been not saying, hey, if you're interested
- 1:39Speaker 4: in going in on a date with dumbass Tyler, hit
- 1:41Speaker 4: us up.
- 1:41Speaker 5: It's been flooded with emails.
- 1:43Speaker 4: And so today it's a it's dating game style.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Didn't the server die?
- 1:47Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:49Speaker 5: New email?
- 1:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:50Speaker 4: And so she's got two of the ladies lined up
- 1:52Speaker 4: that they're going to join us on the show this morning,
- 1:55Speaker 4: and we're gonna hear from both of them, and Tyler
- 1:58Speaker 4: can ask them some questions and we'll find out who
- 2:00Speaker 4: he's going to get to go. Well, I'm gonna send
- 2:02Speaker 4: them both on a date with Tyler. Oh, I just
- 2:04Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm playing. I'm playing the numbers game here.
- 2:06Speaker 2: It's probably for the best, you know what I mean.
- 2:08Speaker 4: I would like something to work out.
- 2:09Speaker 5: Yeah, wait, the same time, right? Different?
- 2:11Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, different different dates. They get to go
- 2:14Speaker 4: on their on their own date. I guess this is
- 2:15Speaker 4: like this will be the competition to see who gets
- 2:18Speaker 4: to go first instead of instead of Tyler's sloppy seconds
- 2:22Speaker 4: right when.
- 2:22Speaker 6: He's all Bord's the first draft pick.
- 2:24Speaker 4: Yeah, So we'll find out that's coming up a little
- 2:26Speaker 4: bit later on the show today. I got some what
- 2:30Speaker 4: show fun facts?
- 2:32Speaker 7: Right?
- 2:33Speaker 4: How about this one? What you got under there? Seven
- 2:35Speaker 4: percent of people say they go commando every day every day.
- 2:38Speaker 4: Do you have any naked sleepers in here?
- 2:41Speaker 2: Yeah? Sometimes in the summer, like fully maked naturally.
- 2:45Speaker 8: Really I don't think it's.
- 2:47Speaker 2: How would you go to sleep partially naked? What do
- 2:49Speaker 2: you mean like just just boxers or something? Yeah? Oh oh,
- 2:53Speaker 2: I don't call that partially naked naked or nothing.
- 2:56Speaker 8: Are you in like pajamas or something? Do boxers like
- 3:00Speaker 8: naked to me?
- 3:01Speaker 4: Meaning that's what I'm asking, So going commando?
- 3:04Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done that. Yeah, that's that's not comfortable.
- 3:07Speaker 6: It is, okay, so is because it's there's nothing binding
- 3:10Speaker 6: on you obviously.
- 3:10Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 3:11Speaker 4: I think I told you before, like I have this
- 3:13Speaker 4: weird thing where it's it wasn't by you know, like design.
- 3:18Speaker 4: It was kind of like after the deed or whatever,
- 3:20Speaker 4: you just kind of like, you know, you're still in
- 3:22Speaker 4: bed and just pull the covers up. So I'll wake
- 3:24Speaker 4: up in the middle of the night and I'll see,
- 3:26Speaker 4: like you know, and you're kind of like your your
- 3:29Speaker 4: foggy like zone and out thing half asleep. Yeah, I'll
- 3:33Speaker 4: think that the smoke detector or something is a camera
- 3:37Speaker 4: and I'm like no, so like I can't, I don't.
- 3:39Speaker 4: I can't.
- 3:40Speaker 6: I can't relax enough, right, I can't. Yeah, it's weird.
- 3:43Speaker 8: I don't think about that, think about emergencies.
- 3:46Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's just not I guess. Also, yeah, you
- 3:48Speaker 4: got kids and stuff. Yeah, just not just not comfortable.
- 3:51Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 3:52Speaker 4: Yeah, but seven percent of people say they go commando
- 3:54Speaker 4: every day, and that's not necessarily sleeping. That's like in
- 3:56Speaker 4: you know, under there's not wearing underwear, and then.
- 4:00Speaker 8: You gotta worry about anal leakage.
- 4:02Speaker 2: You know.
- 4:03Speaker 6: Who has to worry about that?
- 4:05Speaker 8: You gotta worry about sheets and stuff.
- 4:10Speaker 4: If you go to bed at the same time as
- 4:12Speaker 4: your significant other every night, you are in the minority.
- 4:15Speaker 4: Research showing that most couples go to bed at separate
- 4:18Speaker 4: times and only go to bed together three nights on
- 4:21Speaker 4: average during any given week.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Sam in my house first. Yeah. Uh.
- 4:28Speaker 4: Each year, about three people are killed just in the
- 4:31Speaker 4: United States by vending machines.
- 4:33Speaker 10: Oh my god, that's higher than.
- 4:35Speaker 4: Most of the deaths occur when the vending machine tips
- 4:38Speaker 4: over onto a person who squashes them, which brings up
- 4:40Speaker 4: the question what are you doing you know what they're
- 4:43Speaker 4: doing to where it would tip over and crush you.
- 4:49Speaker 4: Like I can't understand rocking it a little bit, but
- 4:51Speaker 4: it's not going to just tip over.
- 4:53Speaker 8: Your hands on the top and trying to shake you,
- 4:56Speaker 8: trying to get everything to.
- 4:58Speaker 5: The bag is so close. You're this one more.
- 5:00Speaker 10: It is your life worth a dollar twenty five?
- 5:02Speaker 2: Did?
- 5:02Speaker 4: We used to all the time in one of our
- 5:04Speaker 4: old radio stations. Man, you chick the crap.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Everything we did more than that nice We well, I'll
- 5:12Speaker 2: just say it. Then we remember we I had read
- 5:15Speaker 2: about this thing, and we tried at the vending machine
- 5:17Speaker 2: at work where the change slot. It didn't have a
- 5:22Speaker 2: metal flap. It was just like a cylinder and then
- 5:25Speaker 2: the change would fall from up above down below. And
- 5:28Speaker 2: remember I told you what, I'm like, let's try this.
- 5:30Speaker 2: And we took a sponge. You don't wet it, you
- 5:33Speaker 2: just leave it as a sponge, and then you take
- 5:35Speaker 2: a coat hanger. You ram the sponge up. Oh yeah,
- 5:39Speaker 2: coin return, and then you let it sit for like
- 5:41Speaker 2: whatever two weeks. Then you go back in with the
- 5:44Speaker 2: hangar and you release the sponge and all the change falls.
- 5:46Speaker 10: Oh that's the long game.
- 5:48Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Well The other thing is like the people
- 5:50Speaker 4: would always drop their change, it would go under the
- 5:52Speaker 4: vending machine, So like I would hardly ever need to
- 5:54Speaker 4: bring any kind of change. I would look under because
- 5:57Speaker 4: what people would refuse to bend over and pick up
- 5:59Speaker 4: or crawling it, I would just grab.
- 6:00Speaker 2: And sometimes that same ending machine was so janky that
- 6:03Speaker 2: if you just hit the coin return a bunch of times,
- 6:06Speaker 2: just back a bunch of quarters.
- 6:08Speaker 8: We used to do the tape thing with the dollar,
- 6:10Speaker 8: with the dollar would go in and then we pulled
- 6:12Speaker 8: it back gall Yeah.
- 6:14Speaker 4: In some countries it is totally legal to escape from prison,
- 6:18Speaker 4: oh like if you can't Mexico, Germany, Austria and others. Uh,
- 6:23Speaker 4: they see the desire to escape prison as just basic
- 6:26Speaker 4: human nature rather than an unlawful act. So a prison
- 6:30Speaker 4: break isn't considered a crime. But before they say anybody
- 6:33Speaker 4: would start masterminding the perfect escape plan, know that the
- 6:35Speaker 4: authorities they still try to catch.
- 6:37Speaker 6: You and kill you. Good for you, sniper towers.
- 6:40Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't think you get any additional time
- 6:43Speaker 4: for trying to break out.
- 6:44Speaker 6: To try it, Yeah.
- 6:45Speaker 4: It's like, oh, you know, bears are going to bear. Yeah,
- 6:48Speaker 4: when they're out there and they maul somebody bears.
- 6:50Speaker 6: And if I know anything about Mexican prisons from watching
- 6:53Speaker 6: Get the Gringo with Mel Gibson.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Sure, yeah.
- 6:56Speaker 6: They're basically just little cities where you hang out and
- 6:57Speaker 6: have fun.
- 6:58Speaker 4: You sure you cook all right? So babysitting, man, you
- 7:03Speaker 4: can make some good money. We average babysitting rates now
- 7:06Speaker 4: in the US have gone up four point nine percent
- 7:09Speaker 4: just in the last year five. If you're looking for
- 7:13Speaker 4: a sitter in twenty twenty six, you could expect to
- 7:15Speaker 4: pay anywhere from nineteen dollars on the low end to
- 7:18Speaker 4: twenty nine dollars per hour get out of here, depending
- 7:22Speaker 4: on your location, with twenty six dollars being the average nationwide.
- 7:27Speaker 10: Absolutely, Now we've been sane.
- 7:28Speaker 4: Well I can't. Well, the last babysitter that we were,
- 7:31Speaker 4: you know, using, was twenty five bucks an hour, oh man,
- 7:34Speaker 4: And that's just what they were going for.
- 7:36Speaker 6: That's just the rate.
- 7:36Speaker 4: Yeah, because if you didn't offer twenty five dollars an hour,
- 7:40Speaker 4: there was a chance that you weren't getting them because
- 7:42Speaker 4: they're in such demand, at least the good ones, the
- 7:45Speaker 4: ones that can drive and you know, do that kind
- 7:47Speaker 4: of stuff to get the kids of the activities or
- 7:48Speaker 4: pick them up or whatever that you might not get
- 7:50Speaker 4: them because this other job is going to pay better.
- 7:52Speaker 2: Oh my yead outbidding you.
- 7:54Speaker 4: Yeah, you're getting outbid all right.
- 7:56Speaker 2: So are your kids finally old enough to not need
- 7:59Speaker 2: a babysitter?
- 7:59Speaker 4: If for going out for the night, yes, not for
- 8:02Speaker 4: a weekend, for a whole weekend. No, I mean you
- 8:04Speaker 4: know the stuff that we run in with our kids.
- 8:06Speaker 6: Yeah, I would think with cameras these days, it'd be
- 8:08Speaker 6: so easy.
- 8:09Speaker 2: They don't care. Let me tell you about those cameras.
- 8:12Speaker 6: All it does is capture what they've been.
- 8:15Speaker 10: Doing, yeah, not keep them from doing it.
- 8:17Speaker 6: So are they there's too stupid to know there are cameras.
- 8:20Speaker 4: Yes, my sons specifically, we bust them sneaking out of
- 8:25Speaker 4: the house.
- 8:25Speaker 2: That's true.
- 8:26Speaker 11: But when you're a kid, you think you're invincible, like
- 8:28Speaker 11: you think you'll get invisible.
- 8:30Speaker 2: You think your parents are dumb.
- 8:32Speaker 4: According to USA Today, the average person gets a new
- 8:35Speaker 4: cell phone about every eighteen months. That seems about right.
- 8:39Speaker 4: Seven out of ten millennials would rather give up coffee
- 8:42Speaker 4: than their phone.
- 8:43Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, that's toss up.
- 8:47Speaker 4: The average child asks for their own phone at the
- 8:51Speaker 4: age of four, and a half.
- 8:54Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, you're doing that wrong. Don't do that.
- 8:57Speaker 4: Not that they get it, but that's when they start
- 8:59Speaker 4: asking for their own film.
- 9:00Speaker 11: They get iPads pretty early.
- 9:01Speaker 12: Yeah, And have you seen the clips of like toddlers
- 9:04Speaker 12: and little babies putting dragging their finger all over a
- 9:07Speaker 12: magazine because they think it's an iPad.
- 9:09Speaker 10: I'm more used to that than an actual paper.
- 9:12Speaker 2: Yep.
- 9:13Speaker 4: And then seven percent of people say they haven't gone
- 9:15Speaker 4: to a dentist in more than ten years. Yeah, exactly, crazy,
- 9:19Speaker 4: And you just went to the dentist.
- 9:20Speaker 6: I just went.
- 9:21Speaker 10: I had a filling.
- 9:22Speaker 4: I was so scared and it was nothing right.
- 9:24Speaker 6: It was a big I told she was freaked out.
- 9:27Speaker 12: In fact, I had been like upside down or whatever
- 9:29Speaker 12: for like twenty minutes, and I was like, okay, are starting.
- 9:32Speaker 6: They're like, girl, we're almost done.
- 9:34Speaker 2: Okay. Let this be your example where you had it
- 9:37Speaker 2: so worked up in your home it be horrific. And
- 9:40Speaker 2: you do the same thing with taking a pill. You're like, carot,
- 9:44Speaker 2: I can't do guess you Yeah you can.
- 9:46Speaker 6: I can't.
- 9:46Speaker 4: Okay, I thought about you.
- 9:47Speaker 2: The other day.
- 9:48Speaker 4: I took a couple of advil, just had a regular
- 9:51Speaker 4: like water fountain like a Hallway water fountain.
- 9:53Speaker 6: He was superhero.
- 9:54Speaker 4: I put the two advil in my mouth. I leaned
- 9:57Speaker 4: over this, got in the water and just took the pills.
- 9:59Speaker 6: I thought it like, this would be impossible.
- 10:04Speaker 10: And I know it's psychological.
- 10:05Speaker 12: It's not like I think my throat is different than
- 10:07Speaker 12: anyone else's, but it's it's.
- 10:08Speaker 6: Never worked, Greg, Are you going to now take a flight?
- 10:11Speaker 6: Yes you can, it's all psychological.
- 10:13Speaker 2: I can I do, but it's just sheer terror from
- 10:16Speaker 2: wheels off to wheels down.
- 10:18Speaker 4: So Jim just had a basic filling that she was
- 10:21Speaker 4: gonna have to get and she brought Xanax with her.
- 10:23Speaker 6: They offered it. They said I could get prescribed on
- 10:28Speaker 6: that doesn't come out of nowhere like I've never I've
- 10:31Speaker 6: never been offered zanexit.
- 10:34Speaker 12: Well, no, I told them I'm a nervous pasion like
- 10:38Speaker 12: but they'd rather not deal with me, and I don't
- 10:40Speaker 12: blame them, and they go.
- 10:41Speaker 6: I asked if they.
- 10:42Speaker 12: Do kids too, and they like, oh, yeah, we actually
- 10:44Speaker 12: have a six year old coming in after you. And
- 10:46Speaker 12: I'm so glad you're not here for it because the
- 10:48Speaker 12: screaming would probably.
- 10:49Speaker 2: Be gone too much for me.
- 10:50Speaker 6: But that's the thing. Then they said, and I've never
- 10:51Speaker 6: had a cavity, so this is my first filling.
- 10:53Speaker 4: Did you get the novicane?
- 10:55Speaker 12: Oh yeah, anything, that's great. But they said, well, it's
- 11:00Speaker 12: because it doesn't matter. Long story short, They're like, it's
- 11:02Speaker 12: kind of messed up.
- 11:03Speaker 6: You might need a crown, yep, which is also then
- 11:07Speaker 6: the crown on top of.
- 11:07Speaker 10: That so that I'm not that's not happening.
- 11:10Speaker 4: No, you need to do that.
- 11:11Speaker 6: If they if I'd rather let my teeth rot out.
- 11:13Speaker 11: Of my mouth, no, cause major issues.
- 11:17Speaker 6: But that one that's like that one hurts and you
- 11:20Speaker 6: have to.
- 11:20Speaker 5: Come back for like two hoes.
- 11:22Speaker 4: It doesn't hurt, and you can go to a place
- 11:23Speaker 4: where they can get the whole thing done in one shot.
- 11:25Speaker 10: Really, yeah, how many hours.
- 11:28Speaker 6: It takes a bit starts to start to finish for
- 11:30Speaker 6: the root canal. A couple of hours for one tooth, Yeah,
- 11:34Speaker 6: just a.
- 11:34Speaker 2: Couple of hours.
- 11:35Speaker 6: Saw that your first cavity and filling would result in
- 11:37Speaker 6: a root canal though, Yeah, because she ignored it, Yeah,
- 11:40Speaker 6: I would get a second opinion. Okay, it gets moderause.
- 11:44Speaker 8: Well, they said that, like the whole root canal thing
- 11:47Speaker 8: is like a total scam. It's not that's what they've
- 11:53Speaker 8: been saying.
- 11:53Speaker 4: No, it's not a scam. There has been something. I
- 11:55Speaker 4: did see it right up about it about how uh
- 11:57Speaker 4: there are dentists who are recommending work that doesn't necessarily
- 12:01Speaker 4: need to be done when they're recommending it, but they're
- 12:03Speaker 4: doing it and turning they're doing it way ahead of
- 12:06Speaker 4: when it would need to be done. The fact, Yeah right,
- 12:09Speaker 4: and so then if you do go get another opinion,
- 12:11Speaker 4: they may say, yeah, you know what, this is something
- 12:13Speaker 4: we can kind of wait and watch and see things.
- 12:15Speaker 12: They did talk me into the ten dollars dental floss,
- 12:19Speaker 12: so hopefully that'll be magical dental floss.
- 12:22Speaker 2: Better. Never even heard of that. And then the Xenex
- 12:24Speaker 2: you took, was it or was it not a pill?
- 12:27Speaker 6: It was but a you.
- 12:28Speaker 2: Can that was it?
- 12:30Speaker 12: That's a size thing because I was like, it took it.
- 12:32Speaker 12: It took like four tries, but I got it down. Well, man,
- 12:35Speaker 12: I don't think it's normal or cool either.
- 12:37Speaker 2: You're it's psychological.
- 12:39Speaker 4: Back to the fun fact, seven percent of people say
- 12:42Speaker 4: they haven't gone to the dentist in more than ten years.
- 12:45Speaker 2: Bad crazy, it's bad for your overall health ros.
- 12:48Speaker 4: All right eight seven seven forty four. Text over to
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- 14:00Speaker 4: up here in just a couple of minutes, a couple
- 14:02Speaker 4: of very exciting headlines for Greg Gory. I'm sure we've
- 14:05Speaker 4: already Greg.
- 14:06Speaker 6: Bruce Springsteen launching a US tour the end of March,
- 14:11Speaker 6: and he's gonna launch it in Minneapolis.
- 14:14Speaker 4: So he thought it couldn't get any.
- 14:16Speaker 2: Better because he so desperate. In no, he needs the
- 14:22Speaker 2: tour again.
- 14:23Speaker 4: My dad will go see Bruce springst that is that
- 14:26Speaker 4: is his depeche.
- 14:27Speaker 2: Mode A word with him. That is terrible.
- 14:32Speaker 4: Also for Greg, Joe Montana is not moving on and
- 14:35Speaker 4: he is speaking out now about getting pushed out by
- 14:38Speaker 4: the forty nine ers. Yeah, he says, Uh, we had
- 14:41Speaker 4: just won two Super Bowls in a row, and when
- 14:43Speaker 4: I left the game, we were still winning and we
- 14:46Speaker 4: were headed to three in a row. But the team
- 14:48Speaker 4: decided to replace me with.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Steve Young, who also ruled.
- 14:52Speaker 4: He admits that he still holds a resentment against the
- 14:55Speaker 4: then coach, the late Bill Walsh and Steve Young. Wow,
- 14:59Speaker 4: it's not Steve Young's fault.
- 15:00Speaker 2: It's not his fault.
- 15:01Speaker 4: No, like you can blame Bill Walsha you want.
- 15:03Speaker 2: For a replacement, God, Steve Young, I put him in
- 15:06Speaker 2: just as high regards as Joeman.
- 15:07Speaker 8: Yeah, but did he win any Super Bowls?
- 15:09Speaker 2: Steve Young, Yeah for sure. Yeah he did against for
- 15:13Speaker 2: the charges. I remember that much. Yeah he did.
- 15:15Speaker 4: Steve Young, Hall of Fame.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Quarterback could run through a brick wall.
- 15:19Speaker 4: Yeah, uh so. A couple of things here for Greg
- 15:22Speaker 4: Olympic snowboarder Chloe Kim has been cheered on by her
- 15:25Speaker 4: boyfriend Miles Garrett from the Cleveland Browns Defensive Player of
- 15:29Speaker 4: the Year, but he really set a high bar when
- 15:31Speaker 4: he gave her a Valentine's Day gift, a new custom
- 15:34Speaker 4: pink Ford Bronco advice featuring her initials c k embroidered
- 15:39Speaker 4: on the seats.
- 15:40Speaker 2: We get it. You're a girl. It's cute.
- 15:43Speaker 11: It's pretty cute.
- 15:44Speaker 2: It's kots.
- 15:48Speaker 4: What did Bad Bunny do after his Super Bowl halftime show?
- 15:51Speaker 4: He bought out a restaurant in Palo Alto, California, and
- 15:54Speaker 4: he had a little uh after party for himself in
- 15:57Speaker 4: sixty of his Nearest and Dearest Cool. Yeah, I'm laughing
- 16:02Speaker 4: so hard at all the because a lot of stuff
- 16:05Speaker 4: gets lost in translation, Like when you translates something directly
- 16:08Speaker 4: from you know, Spanish to English, it doesn't sound as
- 16:11Speaker 4: like romantic or if you translate English into whatever another
- 16:15Speaker 4: language would be all disjoined and weird. But like when
- 16:19Speaker 4: you translate Bad Money's performance and you know, just the
- 16:23Speaker 4: lyric for lyric, Yeah, lyric for lyric, it's ridiculously terrible.
- 16:27Speaker 4: It's just funny. I have one girlfriend, my auntie has
- 16:30Speaker 4: she whatever. It was so.
- 16:32Speaker 6: Funny and is like, where's the rest of your girlfriends?
- 16:35Speaker 2: And then start in the vip.
- 16:38Speaker 6: P.
- 16:38Speaker 2: Hey, that sounds awesome.
- 16:41Speaker 6: Uh. We got Cardi b who's getting some of her
- 16:44Speaker 6: butt philler removed after her tour. She's I don't want
- 16:48Speaker 6: to hear from nobody for three months. I'm going to Columbia, Greg,
- 16:53Speaker 6: Nobody hit me up. I'm taking this ass out.
- 16:57Speaker 4: She's had some of her butt filler removed before, most
- 17:00Speaker 4: saying in twenty twenty four. And Tracy Morgan, he is
- 17:03Speaker 4: known for his fish tanks, and he got some deadly
- 17:06Speaker 4: stuff in there. He's got a twenty thousand gallon shark
- 17:09Speaker 4: tank in his backyard, which you can afford after you
- 17:13Speaker 4: almost get killed by a Walmart Lucky. He's got sharks, duh.
- 17:18Speaker 4: But he's got three cone snails. I'd never heard of
- 17:20Speaker 4: cone snails before, but apparently They are the deadliest thing
- 17:23Speaker 4: on the planet and there is no cure if they
- 17:26Speaker 4: get you. I mean, these things could kill These things
- 17:29Speaker 4: could kill a blue whale.
- 17:30Speaker 6: Good God.
- 17:31Speaker 10: And they're just snail size.
- 17:32Speaker 4: Cone snails are highly venomous and they can kill humans
- 17:35Speaker 4: and they're typically found in warm tropical waters. How have
- 17:38Speaker 4: we never heard of this cones?
- 17:41Speaker 6: Yeah, they're only like because they're bad ass, like a
- 17:43Speaker 6: couple inches.
- 17:44Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
- 17:47Speaker 4: Hulu's drama tell me lies sounds like something that Greg
- 17:50Speaker 4: might watch.
- 17:50Speaker 2: I've heard of it, considered watching it, but I don't
- 17:53Speaker 2: know anything about it.
- 17:54Speaker 4: It has concluded with season three and the finale dropped
- 17:58Speaker 4: on Tuesday. Uh yeah, it's confirmed.
- 18:01Speaker 2: That's it.
- 18:02Speaker 4: So if you're watching that, I.
- 18:03Speaker 2: Guess that's uh now I know what it is.
- 18:06Speaker 4: Yeah right, it's one of those like and I don't
- 18:08Speaker 4: pretend that's why I throw these kind of things in there,
- 18:10Speaker 4: because I figure, like, because I don't know what the
- 18:12Speaker 4: hell it is, I'm sure Greg has.
- 18:14Speaker 2: Probably heard about I've heard of it.
- 18:15Speaker 4: Yeah, uh yeah, what what was the other one about
- 18:18Speaker 4: the hockey players? Apparently that's another one. Apparently everybody's watching the.
- 18:26Speaker 1: World.
- 18:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
- 18:31Speaker 4: Now, I know you had something. You want to see
- 18:34Speaker 4: what what Morgan thought about?
- 18:35Speaker 8: Yeah, I want to know how you feel about all
- 18:37Speaker 8: these fights that got announced. I mean had like three
- 18:40Speaker 8: major ones. Ron and Rousey of course versus Gina Guerrera.
- 18:46Speaker 5: A long time ago.
- 18:47Speaker 8: Yeah, are you excited for it? Do you think they
- 18:49Speaker 8: could fill the into It Dome for this fight?
- 18:52Speaker 4: Gina was the one that was on the Man of
- 18:53Speaker 4: Laurien right, she was doing some.
- 18:54Speaker 2: Acting, she was.
- 18:57Speaker 6: She gained a lot of weights while she was finishing
- 19:00Speaker 6: the Mandalorian and there after she since lost it. But yeah,
- 19:03Speaker 6: I think Krana is gonna get creamed.
- 19:05Speaker 4: Quite But what what was what was the controversy she was?
- 19:07Speaker 6: She said she's conservative, and she made she made a
- 19:11Speaker 6: post that likened the her supposed uh the persecution of
- 19:16Speaker 6: conservatives in Hollywood to classically actually persecuted people such as Jews. Okay,
- 19:23Speaker 6: so that didn't go over well, Okay, so now she's fighting.
- 19:27Speaker 8: Now she's fighting and a and yeah, I just thought
- 19:30Speaker 8: into it though, And that's a pretty big ye.
- 19:32Speaker 13: Did I hear you say you're going I'm gonna go
- 19:34Speaker 13: because you're a feminist.
- 19:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a feminist.
- 19:36Speaker 6: And but Let's be quite honest, Morgan, Karano and Rousey
- 19:40Speaker 6: are the only two, maybe outside of Amanda Nunaz, are
- 19:43Speaker 6: the biggest names that have ever been in female MMA.
- 19:46Speaker 5: That's true.
- 19:47Speaker 6: So they will be a draw for that reason. Yeah,
- 19:49Speaker 6: oh for sure.
- 19:49Speaker 13: And because it's been a long time coming. They're coming
- 19:52Speaker 13: out of retire.
- 19:53Speaker 6: About ten years post after.
- 19:54Speaker 2: Yeah. But to what has Roonda Rowsey been doing.
- 19:56Speaker 8: She's been living on her.
- 19:57Speaker 5: Farm hopefully, I don't know.
- 19:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 20:00Speaker 8: Two other fights that did get announced. One other one
- 20:02Speaker 8: was Manny Pacio versus Russol.
- 20:07Speaker 5: The Siberian Rocky.
- 20:08Speaker 8: I don't know, April eighteenth.
- 20:11Speaker 6: That's gonna be in Las Vegas at the Thomas and
- 20:13Speaker 6: Max Center. Now, this is an expedition fight.
- 20:16Speaker 2: That is an expedition.
- 20:17Speaker 8: Expedition, Yeah, I love those cars. Yeah, expedition, I don't
- 20:21Speaker 8: know whatever.
- 20:22Speaker 2: The Mike Tyson and then the Mike Tyson.
- 20:24Speaker 8: That one's gonna be April twenty fifth, and that's Tyson
- 20:27Speaker 8: versus Mayweather in the Congo.
- 20:30Speaker 13: You're it makes me hate that, like they're not the
- 20:32Speaker 13: same size. It just makes.
- 20:34Speaker 6: It for all your people, all you morons who are
- 20:37Speaker 6: hyping up that last Tyson fight. I hope you learned
- 20:39Speaker 6: your lesson.
- 20:39Speaker 4: Okay. So when it comes to this one though, because
- 20:41Speaker 4: they're they're both you know, they're both older at this point,
- 20:44Speaker 4: I mean not as old as Tyson.
- 20:45Speaker 8: One is like a trillion size is bigger than the
- 20:49Speaker 8: other one.
- 20:49Speaker 6: Again, but doesn't matter the Jake Paul fight because Tyson
- 20:51Speaker 6: cannot physically move anymore.
- 20:53Speaker 13: Right, but it should matter if you're in a sport,
- 20:55Speaker 13: you know, like they're just being freely with the rules
- 20:57Speaker 13: just for money.
- 20:58Speaker 6: And it's I'm said in the congo because the douchebags
- 21:02Speaker 6: who would have been attending this if it were in Vegas.
- 21:04Speaker 6: Oh my god, I.
- 21:07Speaker 4: Like you hreh Yeah, Genie Grad what you got?
- 21:11Speaker 12: Well, you guys, you know you're a big bang theory guy.
- 21:14Speaker 12: You know who Kunall Nire is? Oh yeah, okay, well
- 21:17Speaker 12: apparently apparently he's the best.
- 21:20Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:20Speaker 4: I saw something about this.
- 21:21Speaker 12: So he's going viral because he was talking about in
- 21:24Speaker 12: an interview with The Eye Paper that he quietly donates
- 21:28Speaker 12: to random go fundme campaigns to help family pay medical bills,
- 21:31Speaker 12: like specifically so he he can afford it. I looked
- 21:34Speaker 12: it up. I don't know if this is true, but
- 21:35Speaker 12: it says his networks around forty five million from that show.
- 21:38Speaker 4: Like in the final couple of seasons of that show,
- 21:41Speaker 4: they all did like a thing where they all kind
- 21:42Speaker 4: of like held out for each other. And yes, they
- 21:46Speaker 4: all ended up like being the highest paid you know
- 21:49Speaker 4: TV actors.
- 21:50Speaker 6: They cashed in.
- 21:51Speaker 4: Yeah, for those last couple of years. I mean those
- 21:53Speaker 4: guys were making dumb money per episode.
- 21:55Speaker 6: Well, this is how it's done. He says.
- 21:57Speaker 12: His wealth has given him the freedom to help others
- 21:59Speaker 12: and or causes he cares about. So he does animal charities.
- 22:02Speaker 12: He loves dogs, he says, quote, but what I really
- 22:05Speaker 12: love to do is go on go fund me at
- 22:07Speaker 12: night and just pay random families medical bills. He says,
- 22:10Speaker 12: that's my masked vigilante thing. So he doesn't make a
- 22:12Speaker 12: big deal out of it. So he so no money
- 22:17Speaker 12: doesn't So no money doesn't feel like a burden. It
- 22:20Speaker 12: feels like a grace from the universe. I mean it's
- 22:22Speaker 12: like what you just say, I got drunk and just
- 22:24Speaker 12: start paying people's go fund rebills.
- 22:26Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun, but you got to take credit for it.
- 22:29Speaker 6: Yeah, well he is.
- 22:29Speaker 2: Now don't worry, now he is Greg. What you got
- 22:32Speaker 2: So when Hugh Hefner died. Apparently he left behind three
- 22:36Speaker 2: thousand what they're calling scrap books, but it sounds more
- 22:38Speaker 2: like diaries, and now his third and final wife, Crystal Haffner,
- 22:42Speaker 2: wants them to completely destroyed. I bet because they are
- 22:45Speaker 2: filled with photos of tons of naked women, women before, during,
- 22:51Speaker 2: and after sex, and some of them were underage at
- 22:55Speaker 2: the time. And she also says that some of them
- 22:58Speaker 2: these photos were taken when they might have been under
- 23:00Speaker 2: the influence.
- 23:01Speaker 4: So they, I mean, consent to this up until god,
- 23:05Speaker 4: what year would I put the cutoff on that? Up
- 23:08Speaker 4: until let's call it two thousand and ten. Yeah, like
- 23:13Speaker 4: everybody was like getting drunk just to bang, right, and
- 23:18Speaker 4: then it was after twenty ten that it seemed like,
- 23:21Speaker 4: well then it was off limits, like anybody who had
- 23:24Speaker 4: been having a couple of drinks, Like you're better off
- 23:27Speaker 4: just like leaving that person alone altogether, even if you're
- 23:29Speaker 4: also drunk, just because maybe they weren't able to consent,
- 23:33Speaker 4: you know, And of course consent is is uh, you know,
- 23:37Speaker 4: you're supposed to get consent, right, Like nobody's arguing the
- 23:39Speaker 4: consent thing, but like the fact that you were supposed
- 23:43Speaker 4: to turn it down, you know, because somebody might have
- 23:45Speaker 4: had a drink or you got a bac result like okay, yeah,
- 23:48Speaker 4: read yeah, exactly true.
- 23:49Speaker 2: That true.
- 23:50Speaker 4: I'm not making my point the way I want.
- 23:52Speaker 2: To hear her saying. But these scrap books, I mean,
- 23:55Speaker 2: it's going to be interesting. She hired the attorney, the
- 23:57Speaker 2: famous Gloria already. Oh yeah, these scrap books are in
- 24:01Speaker 2: the possession of the Hefner Foundation. They haven't commented yet,
- 24:05Speaker 2: but apparently they want to digitize these scraps. That's the problem,
- 24:09Speaker 2: as opposed to get rid of her historically, and if
- 24:12Speaker 2: they're digitized, they're worried that they.
- 24:14Speaker 8: Can So that's why she's having a problem with it
- 24:17Speaker 8: now because they are getting digitized exactly.
- 24:20Speaker 2: And these scrap books also have lots of information, not
- 24:23Speaker 2: just photos. Apparently Hugh Heffner would track the menstrual cycles
- 24:27Speaker 2: of all the women he was with.
- 24:28Speaker 4: Why but didn't you have like an assistant for that?
- 24:34Speaker 2: I know, right, It doesn't.
- 24:36Speaker 11: Sound like this paints the brand in a good light,
- 24:38Speaker 11: So why would they want to release get that.
- 24:40Speaker 8: They don't want to release. She was like one of
- 24:44Speaker 8: the heads of the foundation, and she found out that
- 24:46Speaker 8: they were gonna like digitize them and put them have
- 24:49Speaker 8: digital copies of them and then that's.
- 24:51Speaker 11: Why, oh, just for them to keep not Yeah, so she.
- 24:53Speaker 8: Made a big thing about it and now she got
- 24:56Speaker 8: she got a as.
- 24:57Speaker 2: Part of the CEO.
- 24:59Speaker 4: The fact that this exists, and this is even the thing,
- 25:01Speaker 4: like it's completely on brand with Hefner and the Playboy
- 25:05Speaker 4: mansion and Dobrato and all the things that went on
- 25:08Speaker 4: at that time.
- 25:10Speaker 6: This conversation.
- 25:10Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no surprise, right, Like none of what you
- 25:13Speaker 4: said already is like, none of that is surprising, you say, Yeah,
- 25:16Speaker 4: it's like it's like Clinton Trump showing up in the
- 25:19Speaker 4: Epstein of course shocking.
- 25:21Speaker 2: Yeah, duh, exactly. Yeah. Got one more thing, if we
- 25:25Speaker 2: have time, yep. So, our good friend Jerry O'Connell, he
- 25:27Speaker 2: recently did an interview about how he quit smoking. I
- 25:31Speaker 2: want to believe him because he's one of our legal
- 25:34Speaker 2: best friends. He said two things got him to quit smoking.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Number one Rebecca Romain and his wife said I'm not
- 25:39Speaker 2: going to have sex with you if you continue to smoke.
- 25:42Speaker 2: And number two was hypnosis, and he went to this hypnotist,
- 25:46Speaker 2: paid her eight hundred bucks. She put headphones on him.
- 25:50Speaker 2: She was playing spa music hypnotized him and he fell
- 25:53Speaker 2: asleep during the hypnosis. Then afterwards he went to his car, thought, wow,
- 25:58Speaker 2: what a waste of money. That was so stupid. I
- 25:59Speaker 2: can't be I did that. That's so dumb. Put a
- 26:02Speaker 2: cigarette in his mouth and he physically couldn't light it.
- 26:05Speaker 2: He said, I just couldn't light it after one session.
- 26:08Speaker 2: After one session, and he hasn't smoked in fourteen years.
- 26:11Speaker 2: All right, you know, you know it's weird.
- 26:13Speaker 4: If it's somebody that we didn't know, I would go.
- 26:15Speaker 6: Get out of here, exactly right.
- 26:17Speaker 4: And because I don't believe in that hypnosis, we didn't.
- 26:20Speaker 2: Stud It wasn't impressive, not it did not worry.
- 26:24Speaker 4: But there's something about knowing the person.
- 26:26Speaker 2: Yeah, he says, put him to sleep. But then Jerry did.
- 26:29Speaker 8: He's not gonna lie about that.
- 26:31Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean smoked in fourteen years.
- 26:33Speaker 6: He might be highly suggestible. He's probably ready to quit.
- 26:35Speaker 4: What came first, though, was it his wife saying I'm
- 26:38Speaker 4: not going to have sex with you anymore, or the
- 26:39Speaker 4: hypnosis because not having sexity and or it might have
- 26:42Speaker 4: been enough.
- 26:42Speaker 2: To do it.
- 26:44Speaker 6: Yeah, right, it didn't hurt, Yeah.
- 26:46Speaker 2: It didn't hurt. Yeah, So well that's Jerry. Next time
- 26:48Speaker 2: we see him left ask Yeah, yeah, we'll call him dude.
- 26:51Speaker 2: Really yeah, you fell all right?
- 26:53Speaker 6: Time for your birthdays show.
- 27:00Speaker 3: We don't sit because like this and you know what,
- 27:03Speaker 3: we don't.
- 27:03Speaker 2: Do what you will.
- 27:05Speaker 4: Start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Millie Bobby Brown,
- 27:08Speaker 4: who is now a mother married. It's so Millie Bobby Brown.
- 27:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:14Speaker 4: Yeah, she has a baby with bon Jobe's son.
- 27:16Speaker 6: Yes, her husband was completely missed that she had a baby.
- 27:19Speaker 4: Yeah, she's twenty two.
- 27:21Speaker 6: I thought you meant like a mother to her. Farman
- 27:22Speaker 6: No adopted?
- 27:25Speaker 4: Yeah, oh was adopted? Yes, okay, well even better news
- 27:28Speaker 4: for him.
- 27:28Speaker 2: Yeh Yeah.
- 27:32Speaker 4: Life just keeps getting better. Rip Yeah, married to Millie
- 27:35Speaker 4: Bobby Brown.
- 27:35Speaker 6: And everything's intact.
- 27:38Speaker 4: Everything and Jobe's son right, Life is good, dude. I'm
- 27:42Speaker 4: living on a prayer twenty two today. Leslie David Baker,
- 27:46Speaker 4: who Menace and I were hanging out with in the
- 27:49Speaker 4: in the airport at one point.
- 27:51Speaker 2: Yeah, Stanley from the office and offered him. We did.
- 27:54Speaker 4: We offered because the flight got canceled and we had
- 27:56Speaker 4: different transportation arranged, and we offered, and I think he
- 27:59Speaker 4: thought we were gonna kidnapp it.
- 28:00Speaker 8: Yeah, and then I had have a lunel the comedian,
- 28:04Speaker 8: because she like they follow each other, and I told
- 28:06Speaker 8: her in this situation.
- 28:07Speaker 2: She said, what a dumb ass. She's not good. She
- 28:10Speaker 2: would have taken that right away anyway.
- 28:12Speaker 4: He is sixty eight years old.
- 28:13Speaker 2: Today.
- 28:14Speaker 4: You got Jeff Daniels, who's seventy one. Roger Goodell, the
- 28:17Speaker 4: Commissioner of the NFL, is sixty seven. Seal is sixty three.
- 28:21Speaker 4: Chapel Rohn is twenty eight. Nizio del Toro he's fifty nine. Today.
- 28:27Speaker 4: Victoria Justice from Victorious and Zoe won On One is
- 28:31Speaker 4: thirty three. Justine Bateman remember Malory King on Family.
- 28:34Speaker 2: Tize, Jason's sister Lucky her.
- 28:37Speaker 4: Sixty years old today, Tony Iomi from Black Sabbath is
- 28:41Speaker 4: seventy eight and Smokey mother e Fin Robinson is eighty
- 28:45Speaker 4: six years old.
- 28:46Speaker 1: Today.
- 28:47Speaker 4: Your porno birthday is Dido Angel. I had to look
- 28:49Speaker 4: at that one a couple of times. Is this Dildo Angel?
- 28:51Speaker 6: No, it's Dido Singer Dido yep. And today's birthday.
- 28:55Speaker 14: Girl.
- 28:55Speaker 4: She's been bent over and screwed harder than an employee
- 28:58Speaker 4: asking for a raise. Five hundred and eighty four fine films,
- 29:02Speaker 4: including This Box is Full. She was in Lesbian Licathon.
- 29:07Speaker 4: Also Blonde Messuse shows client her fingering technique.
- 29:11Speaker 2: Check it out.
- 29:12Speaker 4: She was in Blonde Babes take a day off to
- 29:14Speaker 4: bang each other.
- 29:15Speaker 2: Good.
- 29:15Speaker 4: Also, every kitchen should have a naked cheerleader, right, that's true.
- 29:19Speaker 4: And then who could forget her unforgeta role and stretch
- 29:21Speaker 4: my muffin?
- 29:23Speaker 6: Oh that's the bakery.
- 29:24Speaker 4: That's a Dido Angel who's thirty eight years old today?
- 29:27Speaker 4: And at Chipporto Birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that a Thursday.
- 29:31Speaker 4: Look at what's happening in the world of entertainment here
- 29:34Speaker 4: on the Woody Shows.
- 29:39Speaker 2: A Woody Show.
- 29:40Speaker 6: Ohright, welcome back, everybody a mess. I got a today
- 29:43Speaker 6: in history.
- 29:44Speaker 4: Oh see, it was today in nineteen eighty five that
- 29:47Speaker 4: the Coca Cola Company introduced cherry coke.
- 29:50Speaker 2: Oh wow, I remember that. Yeah, everybody so well, but
- 29:53Speaker 2: a great invention. It rule is I would ride my
- 29:56Speaker 2: bike across town just to get one. Yeah.
- 29:58Speaker 4: I do like the wild cherry PEPSI better than cherry coke. Okay,
- 30:04Speaker 4: yeah it's more good.
- 30:06Speaker 8: Yeah, they're both good, and any other variation of coke
- 30:09Speaker 8: not a big fan of you know, they try like
- 30:11Speaker 8: the orange and lying, yeah.
- 30:14Speaker 4: The lemon one, didn't mind, had that one.
- 30:16Speaker 2: Don't care.
- 30:17Speaker 6: I do know someone who does.
- 30:19Speaker 12: Instead of Arnold Palmer, they do half diet coke half lemonade,
- 30:21Speaker 12: which I thought was disgusting and I tried it.
- 30:24Speaker 8: Not that bad really, Yeah, but it's all about coke
- 30:28Speaker 8: and then diet PEPSI tastes better than diet coke for sure,
- 30:31Speaker 8: if I would agree with that. When it comes to
- 30:34Speaker 8: the zeros, though, I'm addicted to coke zero.
- 30:37Speaker 4: And cherry flavored soda. You know what I'm digging. The
- 30:40Speaker 4: mister pib zero sugar really is good.
- 30:43Speaker 6: Mister pib out of Nowhere has this huge marketing blitz
- 30:46Speaker 6: going on, right because they just brought it back.
- 30:48Speaker 8: Well also, they're pushing it super hard and they're trying
- 30:51Speaker 8: to push out Doctor Pepper from all the fountains.
- 30:54Speaker 4: That's that's that's how it started. Yeah, there's beef all right.
- 31:00Speaker 4: It's February nineteenth, and we were just talking about Jerry
- 31:02Speaker 4: O'Connell and Quentin smoking. Today is the great American cigarette
- 31:05Speaker 4: spit out. So imagine that's a quit smoking thing.
- 31:09Speaker 6: It's tug of War Day, It's National air Boat Day.
- 31:14Speaker 6: It is a National Chocolate Mint Day, which I don't
- 31:17Speaker 6: why is chocolate and mint such a polarizing thing making
- 31:19Speaker 6: it's delicious and fin mince girls cookies.
- 31:26Speaker 15: Oh dude, there's mint chocolate chip ice cream ice cream.
- 31:29Speaker 15: I don't know what's going on in Starbucks, but there's
- 31:31Speaker 15: like shamrock shakes. There's some mint shortage when it comes
- 31:34Speaker 15: to peppermint Mocha's. Like I try to, They're like, it's
- 31:38Speaker 15: a fifty to fifty if they're.
- 31:39Speaker 2: Going to have mint.
- 31:40Speaker 10: Is that not a seasonal drink like the mint syrup.
- 31:42Speaker 2: No, you can get peppermint whenever.
- 31:44Speaker 4: In today's Prevent Plagiarism Day, which yeah, with AI, we
- 31:52Speaker 4: have something from the Just prankin files right. A sixteen
- 31:56Speaker 4: year old in Florida facing charges after exposing himself to
- 32:00Speaker 4: multiple women. One of them was an elderly woman and
- 32:04Speaker 4: he asked her for directions while he was doing it.
- 32:06Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so now he is in trouble. Now here's
- 32:09Speaker 4: the local sheriff talking about what happened.
- 32:11Speaker 1: This is not normal behavior.
- 32:14Speaker 2: No or a sixteen year old.
- 32:15Speaker 16: No.
- 32:15Speaker 17: Two that occurred on the same day. One that occurred
- 32:18Speaker 17: a couple of days before. We want to find out
- 32:20Speaker 17: who it is and stop him as quickly as we can.
- 32:24Speaker 1: He thought it was funny.
- 32:25Speaker 17: I'm not sure that our detectives believe that, but he
- 32:29Speaker 17: just thought it was a funny thing to do.
- 32:31Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, just walk up to the old Ladies
- 32:33Speaker 6: and expose yourself. I'll say that this way or this,
- 32:35Speaker 6: there's a better way to do this. I'll use myself
- 32:37Speaker 6: as an example. We were in and we were on
- 32:39Speaker 6: spring break in the Bahamas, I think, and I was
- 32:41Speaker 6: with people I knew, and there were these little lizards
- 32:44Speaker 6: and we just catched the lizards in a cup and
- 32:45Speaker 6: like and let them loose. So I caught a lizard
- 32:47Speaker 6: and a cup. We were doing that, but then one
- 32:49Speaker 6: point I put a hole in the bottom of the cup,
- 32:51Speaker 6: and of course did that through there, and I locked
- 32:53Speaker 6: up to some friends of mine and their girlfriends. Of course,
- 32:56Speaker 6: because it's hetero. Yeah, yeah, I said, hey, chat this
- 32:59Speaker 6: lizard I got and it was my wiener. It was
- 33:03Speaker 6: a brand of Old Ladies. It wasn't just it, it
- 33:06Speaker 6: was people you knew. And it was the prank was
- 33:08Speaker 6: they were suspecting a lizard instead they saw wyoas in
- 33:13Speaker 6: a box like d in a cup.
- 33:15Speaker 4: And he also faked him out because they thought I
- 33:17Speaker 4: was going to be the lizard. Right, it's like the
- 33:20Speaker 4: lizard but smaller.
- 33:21Speaker 2: Our friend would pull his sack out when we were
- 33:24Speaker 2: posed for a picture. That was a prank.
- 33:26Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah, when we used to do the group
- 33:29Speaker 4: we used to do group photos with the with the
- 33:31Speaker 4: show Tony he called it hanging brains, So he would
- 33:34Speaker 4: he would pull his nutsack out through his zipper and
- 33:37Speaker 4: he'd like so he'd have his arms around the people,
- 33:40Speaker 4: but his balls were hanging out.
- 33:43Speaker 13: It's funny because then you don't know what the time,
- 33:44Speaker 13: and you look at the picture back later and you're like,
- 33:46Speaker 13: Tony got me again, and they're the victim.
- 33:48Speaker 6: It's like they're pulling your pants down. And it's especially
- 33:50Speaker 6: effective in the days before digital cameras because the delay
- 33:53Speaker 6: because time, money and effort and get photo mats like what,
- 33:57Speaker 6: you can't take another one?
- 33:58Speaker 2: Are you a fan of the movie Wolf Love?
- 34:01Speaker 8: In the end of Team Wolf, some guy lifts it
- 34:03Speaker 8: out and starts joeing at the end scene in the Yeah,
- 34:08Speaker 8: that either they didn't catch it or they just said.
- 34:12Speaker 10: We don't have the money that.
- 34:14Speaker 6: Plan, like that an extra in the background. Yeah, I
- 34:17Speaker 6: mean he planned it for sure.
- 34:18Speaker 2: Yeah, Google Morgan knows what she's watching Team.
- 34:21Speaker 6: Ending or Penis Bomb.
- 34:23Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, hey, guys just pranking.
- 34:25Speaker 6: Yeah, that could be. And they're looking for this kid.
- 34:28Speaker 6: We're trying to help you. We'd better ways to do
- 34:29Speaker 6: this kid. Yeah, eight seven, seven forty four. Woody text
- 34:33Speaker 6: us over to two to ninety seven. Have you ever, like,
- 34:35Speaker 6: has any guy ever like exposed himself like parking lots
- 34:39Speaker 6: or anything like that? My neighbor, Oh yeah, well.
- 34:41Speaker 2: That doesn't count, but he's in his house, doesn't care.
- 34:44Speaker 5: It doesn't count, but I still see his member.
- 34:46Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 34:47Speaker 2: Have you ever had a flasher or anything like that?
- 34:49Speaker 2: I got a park Wow.
- 34:50Speaker 13: You just ptsded me. One time when I was young,
- 34:53Speaker 13: I was at a mall that had a skating rinking.
- 34:55Speaker 2: When she was young, she's like thirty one, was.
- 34:57Speaker 13: A baby like probably I don't know ten, and it
- 35:00Speaker 13: had a hotel and a skating rink in the mall. Right,
- 35:02Speaker 13: I'm skating and I look up at the hotel and
- 35:04Speaker 13: someone had their curtains open and the guy's just standing there.
- 35:07Speaker 13: Like I'm talking in more of the traditional sense, like
- 35:12Speaker 13: in a parking.
- 35:13Speaker 6: The last couple of years, there has been one.
- 35:15Speaker 12: I was walking from my car to the building and
- 35:18Speaker 12: this dude who I don't know if he was a
- 35:20Speaker 12: homeowner or home dweller or not, was hard to tell,
- 35:24Speaker 12: but he was out there. He was looking pretty ratty
- 35:26Speaker 12: and he was he had it out and he was.
- 35:28Speaker 6: Just kind of did he say before you look at
- 35:30Speaker 6: he say just pranking? No he didn't.
- 35:33Speaker 4: He didn't say that before.
- 35:34Speaker 2: Scelario.
- 35:35Speaker 4: Yeah, Sammy, they.
- 35:37Speaker 8: Don't take enough public transit.
- 35:40Speaker 6: I don't all day every day ye to see some
- 35:44Speaker 6: wiener there.
- 35:45Speaker 11: You mean, I've seen it, but not like specifically whipped out.
- 35:48Speaker 4: For me, right, Yeah, I mean I was exposed to
- 35:51Speaker 4: it once where I was like yeah, because I was
- 35:53Speaker 4: in New York City and I'm in the subway and
- 35:55Speaker 4: sometimes like you go up like the first flight of
- 35:57Speaker 4: stairs to get from subway level up.
- 35:59Speaker 6: To street level and there'd be the gates closed when
- 36:02Speaker 6: you would turn the corner.
- 36:03Speaker 4: Well, anyway, that's what happened. Gates were closed. There was
- 36:05Speaker 4: a homeless guy sitting up against the gates and he's
- 36:08Speaker 4: just I mean, he's just pounding his hog going to town.
- 36:12Speaker 6: I'm like, all right, oh my God, Well just pounded
- 36:15Speaker 6: it right there in the.
- 36:22Speaker 2: You don't stop.
- 36:23Speaker 8: Greg and I Walloo too lived in San Francisco, like
- 36:26Speaker 8: guaranteed weekly you would almost daily see Wiener Like people
- 36:30Speaker 8: that were in town for the Super Bowl were just
- 36:32Speaker 8: shocked to see people like on scooters naked.
- 36:36Speaker 2: But I would see poopers. But I've never seen a
- 36:40Speaker 2: joer or a flasher ever, Like I wouldn't I wouldn't
- 36:44Speaker 2: mind Greg's dynasty. That the same way.
- 36:46Speaker 4: I'm looking for a little like a little entertainment. I
- 36:48Speaker 4: go on spirits, Yes, spirit.
- 36:50Speaker 2: The same thing. Like if I was in a random
- 36:52Speaker 2: parking lot and some dude's joeing, I wouldn't be Let's
- 36:55Speaker 2: watch this guy joke.
- 36:56Speaker 12: When I was in college, my boyfriend at the time,
- 36:58Speaker 12: when you know, we had disposable cameras. When we'd have
- 37:00Speaker 12: group pictures, he'd take a girl's camera and go to
- 37:02Speaker 12: the bathroom and take a picture.
- 37:04Speaker 4: I thought it was just frankin.
- 37:05Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought that was hilarious.
- 37:06Speaker 12: The girls were so hissed, they were upset, and I
- 37:10Speaker 12: was like, oh am I doing this wrong? Are we
- 37:12Speaker 12: not supposed to laugh?
- 37:12Speaker 6: This was great, That's hilarious, just prankin ranking guys. Definitely,
- 37:17Speaker 6: we're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
- 37:19Speaker 6: Woody Show.
- 37:19Speaker 4: Next, hang on the Woody Show.
- 37:22Speaker 6: Be right back.
- 37:27Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
- 37:29Speaker 4: And we start another new hour insensitivity training for a
- 37:33Speaker 4: politically correct world. I'm onding that's great, Goring high wood menace.
- 37:37Speaker 2: What's up?
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- 37:54Speaker 6: We got the trending news headlines with Gina grad Well.
- 37:57Speaker 12: Today is Prince Andrew's birthday and guess what he yea
- 38:00Speaker 12: for his birthday present?
- 38:02Speaker 6: Arrested.
- 38:04Speaker 12: Yeah, the former Prince Andrew and younger brother of King
- 38:06Speaker 12: Charles the Third, by the way, has been arrested in
- 38:08Speaker 12: England on suspicion of misconduct in public office, which sounds
- 38:12Speaker 12: like it has a lot to do with the ties
- 38:14Speaker 12: to Jeffrey Epstein. So we already know that authorities were
- 38:17Speaker 12: looking into the allegations of an underage woman for being
- 38:19Speaker 12: trafficked to the UK by Epstein for Andrew, and that
- 38:23Speaker 12: woman claims that not only was she trafficked and was
- 38:27Speaker 12: having some type of sex with him, but he also
- 38:30Speaker 12: shared sensitive information with her and she ended up committing
- 38:33Speaker 12: suicide last year. Cops in England they're allowed to hold
- 38:37Speaker 12: Andrew for twenty four hours unless he's charged, but apparently
- 38:40Speaker 12: they can extend it to ninety six hours with special circumstances.
- 38:44Speaker 12: And they also mentioned that now that Andrew's been arrested,
- 38:46Speaker 12: which I'm guessing this has a lot to do with it,
- 38:48Speaker 12: now they can fully search his house in all of
- 38:50Speaker 12: his electronics. King Charles released a statement saying that he's
- 38:53Speaker 12: heard about the arrest and that authorities quote have our
- 38:56Speaker 12: full and wholehearted support and cooperation and that the law
- 39:00Speaker 12: us take its course.
- 39:01Speaker 8: I don't believe this has to do with the Epstein stuff.
- 39:04Speaker 8: Remember when I was talking about a couple of months
- 39:07Speaker 8: ago that he was being a big paying the ass
- 39:09Speaker 8: behind the scenes because he wanted a certain house to live.
- 39:12Speaker 2: In, ye mansion smaller.
- 39:16Speaker 8: He was upset with the smaller mansion, and he was
- 39:18Speaker 8: like causing all these problems. They're probably like, dude, shut up,
- 39:22Speaker 8: you going to take this? Yeah, sure, but don't you think.
- 39:25Speaker 4: They're using the the association with Epstein as a way
- 39:28Speaker 4: to Yeah, they're getting to get back at them for that.
- 39:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:32Speaker 6: Well, the whole reason, the whole reason that he got
- 39:34Speaker 6: kicked out of the mansion that he wanted is because
- 39:37Speaker 6: all the Epstein stuff.
- 39:37Speaker 4: Don't hate that when you get kicked out.
- 39:39Speaker 8: Of the Instead, he keeps on complaining about all the
- 39:45Speaker 8: stuff that he's not getting. So they're probably doing this
- 39:48Speaker 8: to get him to shut up.
- 39:49Speaker 12: Well, and my guess because we saw this with I
- 39:51Speaker 12: don't know how many people. It's Jared from Subway and
- 39:53Speaker 12: all these people. They just want to know what's on their.
- 39:55Speaker 6: Computers and phones. So now they're going to.
- 39:57Speaker 8: I don't believe that. They just want him to stop
- 40:00Speaker 8: being in pain.
- 40:00Speaker 6: The Okay, that's part of it. The US had a
- 40:02Speaker 6: big day yesterday.
- 40:03Speaker 12: But before we get into that, everyone's talking about the
- 40:05Speaker 12: end of the women's cross country ski race. Two skiers
- 40:08Speaker 12: were in the home stretch making their way to the
- 40:10Speaker 12: finish line when out of nowhere, this little check wolf
- 40:13Speaker 12: dog comes sprinting down the finish line with them.
- 40:16Speaker 6: It was hilarious. The dog didn't hurt anyone, but instead
- 40:19Speaker 6: just a sweet little dougan who wanted to run in
- 40:22Speaker 6: the race. Yeah. The dog's name is Nazgul and according
- 40:27Speaker 6: to the owners, he just slipped out of his home nearby.
- 40:29Speaker 6: He said he's stubborn but very sweet, and he got
- 40:31Speaker 6: excited when he saw the race, so he wanted to
- 40:34Speaker 6: join it.
- 40:34Speaker 4: There's some other animal. It wasn't like a deer something.
- 40:37Speaker 4: What's what's the big Almost like a ram horn looking
- 40:38Speaker 4: thing all back something.
- 40:41Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 40:41Speaker 4: It was like walking up the ski jump.
- 40:43Speaker 2: I see that.
- 40:44Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean that's where they think they're going to
- 40:46Speaker 12: find these animals is where they live. Back to the
- 40:49Speaker 12: actual games, though, the US won two more medals in
- 40:51Speaker 12: men's snowboarding, men's cross country skiing, plus another gold medal
- 40:54Speaker 12: in women's alpine skiing. However, the big event yesterday was
- 40:58Speaker 12: the quarter final match in men's hockey between the US
- 41:01Speaker 12: and Sweden. US beat them two to one and a
- 41:03Speaker 12: tight defensive game that went into overtime. Quinn Hughes scored
- 41:06Speaker 12: the game winner, sending team USA to the semifinals. Will
- 41:09Speaker 12: they will face Slovakia and looking at the medal count
- 41:13Speaker 12: as of late last night, Norway still leading everyone with
- 41:15Speaker 12: thirty three, Italy and second with twenty six, and US
- 41:18Speaker 12: and third with twenty four and eight more gold medals
- 41:21Speaker 12: are up for grabs today. That includes the Big one
- 41:23Speaker 12: women's hockey where they're going to take on Canada. And
- 41:28Speaker 12: here's some Dougan news you're not gonna like so much.
- 41:30Speaker 12: Morocco is set to host the World Cup in twenty
- 41:33Speaker 12: thirty and to prepare for that, they are executing stray
- 41:36Speaker 12: dogs by.
- 41:37Speaker 6: Poisoning and shooting them.
- 41:38Speaker 3: No.
- 41:39Speaker 6: Yeah, over three million stray dogs are roaming around.
- 41:44Speaker 4: The numbers are staggered, yeah yeah, everywhere.
- 41:48Speaker 12: And uh yeah, officials are trying to make the country
- 41:50Speaker 12: seem a little cleaner, a little safer. Animal welfare groups,
- 41:53Speaker 12: of course, say that Morocco has a pattern of these
- 41:55Speaker 12: types of animal killings ahead of big events and argue
- 41:59Speaker 12: that while FIFA be the ones.
- 42:00Speaker 6: Issuing the orders, they're enabling the killings.
- 42:03Speaker 4: What do you do with them? What are you going
- 42:05Speaker 4: to adopt all? Are you going to adopt all three million.
- 42:09Speaker 6: Out of well clean slate?
- 42:11Speaker 2: I know people don't like to hear it, but you do.
- 42:14Speaker 12: Tons of dogs that get shipped out of uh Korea
- 42:17Speaker 12: and yeah, I mean.
- 42:19Speaker 8: San Francisco does the homeless people in.
- 42:21Speaker 2: Some important.
- 42:24Speaker 6: They literally airlift them.
- 42:26Speaker 4: But is there a place on Earth where the shelters
- 42:29Speaker 4: don't have just a bunch of dogs that need homes
- 42:31Speaker 4: on But a lot of.
- 42:32Speaker 12: My super annoying friends will be the first one to
- 42:34Speaker 12: tell you, oh, this one was saved from.
- 42:36Speaker 6: A doge's millions.
- 42:38Speaker 2: I know that's I'm saying.
- 42:39Speaker 6: We know that they can be taken out of other countries,
- 42:41Speaker 6: to admit it.
- 42:41Speaker 2: But that the sheer volume, it's just too much.
- 42:44Speaker 6: Yeah, where was it?
- 42:45Speaker 11: There was an Olympics. One of the cities that held
- 42:47Speaker 11: the Olympics. There was a ton of stray dogs and
- 42:49Speaker 11: they did get a lot of them adopted because of it,
- 42:51Speaker 11: because everyone was noticing it. But three million, you can't
- 42:53Speaker 11: adopt out that many, Okay, Well sorry, the deer population
- 42:59Speaker 11: with a bunch of other things too.
- 43:00Speaker 4: Yeah, just because it's a dog, you know, we have
- 43:03Speaker 4: a different feeling about it. There was a there's a
- 43:05Speaker 4: buddy of mine he was talking about. I forget where
- 43:07Speaker 4: he went. He traveled somewhere and he had horse. He
- 43:09Speaker 4: ate horse. Yeah, and I'm like, oh god, I love horses. Yeah,
- 43:13Speaker 4: I look at them kind of like dogs.
- 43:15Speaker 12: I like, yeah, I told her, almost as much as
- 43:17Speaker 12: dogs in Iceland. They're on every single menu, and I
- 43:20Speaker 12: want to try it so much, but there it's really expensive.
- 43:22Speaker 6: Yeah, I tried it. I didn't think it was great.
- 43:24Speaker 6: That it was extremely lean. Oh I heard it was
- 43:27Speaker 6: really good. No, his friend, No, my heart was delicious.
- 43:30Speaker 6: It wasn't. He just likes the fattier cut.
- 43:32Speaker 2: No, I just didn't think it was all that great.
- 43:34Speaker 6: Maybe it was a mental thing too, because it's not marble.
- 43:38Speaker 2: I'm not interesting.
- 43:39Speaker 18: Thank you?
- 43:39Speaker 12: Not grass fed well. Kansas City chiefs wide receiver was
- 43:42Speaker 12: Shei Rice. He's in trouble again. This time he's been
- 43:45Speaker 12: here with a lawsuit from his girlfriend that he has
- 43:47Speaker 12: a kid with. So the exclaims in the suit that
- 43:49Speaker 12: during the nineteen months they were together, he quote brutalized
- 43:52Speaker 12: her with choking, strangling, scratching, hitting, and head butting. He
- 43:56Speaker 12: also allegedly had other quote violent and abusive behaviors that
- 43:59Speaker 12: include throwing things at her, punching walls, and breaking furniture.
- 44:02Speaker 12: All the abuse led to the ex quote.
- 44:05Speaker 6: Bleeding, swelling, and bruising. She wants a million bucks.
- 44:08Speaker 12: Rice as attorneys, though, they fired back last October and
- 44:11Speaker 12: said under oath she only said that they had verbal arguments,
- 44:16Speaker 12: and then he never hit her.
- 44:16Speaker 2: Yeah, I see, that's the thing.
- 44:18Speaker 4: Whenever my new thing, whatever it is, when it comes out,
- 44:22Speaker 4: unless there's video evidence or something to you know, what's
- 44:25Speaker 4: the word coroborateber unless I believe elevators nobody up front.
- 44:31Speaker 4: Now it goes for both sides, not just the accuser.
- 44:33Speaker 4: It could be the defense or what I believe, nobody.
- 44:36Speaker 4: Let's let it play out. Yeah, let's see what happens.
- 44:39Speaker 4: And then after that, after all the stuff is vetted
- 44:41Speaker 4: out and all the stuff is then you're free to
- 44:44Speaker 4: have whatever opinion you want.
- 44:46Speaker 6: Le system work, right, I mean, it's your burden of
- 44:49Speaker 6: proof to prove that this happens.
- 44:51Speaker 4: Sure, but again we've talked about this. Trevor Bauer is
- 44:54Speaker 4: another example. I like to go to where this woman
- 44:57Speaker 4: comes out and she makes all these accusations, all this
- 44:59Speaker 4: crazy stuff, and that side can say whatever they want
- 45:02Speaker 4: true or not. The other persons, the defense or who
- 45:06Speaker 4: the person being accused, they're being instructed by their lawyers. Dude,
- 45:09Speaker 4: shut up, don't say anything. Keep your mouth shut. Meanwhile,
- 45:12Speaker 4: they can run free over here in the court of
- 45:14Speaker 4: public opinions.
- 45:16Speaker 2: Got that, And.
- 45:18Speaker 4: So that stuff gets huge headlines. You know what gets
- 45:21Speaker 4: about this much. In the bottom corner of the website,
- 45:24Speaker 4: underneath the sealis ad is the follow up that goes, oh, hey,
- 45:27Speaker 4: by the way, we were wrong.
- 45:28Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, so that's that's under oath. She says, I
- 45:33Speaker 6: don't care about Rasheil Rice at all. Just for the record,
- 45:35Speaker 6: I'm not a Rashi Rice fan.
- 45:39Speaker 4: Just whenever you hear these things, it just I automatically think, Okay,
- 45:42Speaker 4: there's some kind of shakedown going on here. Let's see
- 45:45Speaker 4: what happens. Yea, Let's see what plays out. Let's see
- 45:47Speaker 4: what comes out facts.
- 45:49Speaker 12: And like you said, and it does, it does carry
- 45:52Speaker 12: a lot of weight in my opinion.
- 45:53Speaker 6: Then at that point, if you want to crucify somebody,
- 45:55Speaker 6: go ahead, right, You're.
- 45:56Speaker 12: Talking about the court of public opinion, which is brutal,
- 45:59Speaker 12: but hopefully when it comes to an actual courtroom.
- 46:02Speaker 2: We'll see.
- 46:03Speaker 8: Well but a lot of these people's their life is
- 46:05Speaker 8: destroyed no matter what.
- 46:06Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well again, Trevor Bauer.
- 46:10Speaker 6: Yeah, he didn't do anything. You're done, didn't do anything.
- 46:12Speaker 6: Was one of the best pictures in baseball.
- 46:14Speaker 4: And now nobody will touch him because of that same
- 46:16Speaker 4: thing was happening with that kid. They he's on a
- 46:19Speaker 4: team now. Punt god. He was the punter, and then
- 46:24Speaker 4: the chicks were claiming that he was part of you know,
- 46:27Speaker 4: sexual assault on campus. It's some party. He was gonna
- 46:29Speaker 4: be like drafted I think by the Buffalo Bills, and
- 46:32Speaker 4: all of a sudden, like boom done. Somebody eventually picked
- 46:36Speaker 4: him up because it came out that it was all bs.
- 46:38Speaker 12: Why do they Why do lawyers say there is because
- 46:40Speaker 12: they're so afraid that you're gonna say something that's gonna
- 46:43Speaker 12: screw you up.
- 46:45Speaker 6: Like, why can't I come out and be like, because
- 46:47Speaker 6: it's probably talking about I do anything.
- 46:49Speaker 4: I mean, I understand it is It is best, you know,
- 46:52Speaker 4: because you're emotional or you're saying things that you don't
- 46:55Speaker 4: necessarily mean.
- 46:56Speaker 2: You could do something or say something that could.
- 46:58Speaker 6: One that read back to you in a courtroom.
- 47:00Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know, I understand it. But it sucks
- 47:04Speaker 4: because anybody making an accusation can say anything they want.
- 47:08Speaker 4: Yeah with really I mean, because it's just an accusation,
- 47:11Speaker 4: so no proof whatsoever. So I'm always big on you know,
- 47:15Speaker 4: people coming back on the other side and going okay, cool,
- 47:17Speaker 4: let it play out, yeah, and then game yeah, and
- 47:20Speaker 4: then they get their pound of flesh. When it later
- 47:22Speaker 4: comes out though, Oh, you fabricated, or you exaggerated, or
- 47:24Speaker 4: you made all this kind of stuff up, and see
- 47:26Speaker 4: how Well that's why.
- 47:27Speaker 2: The burden of proof is on the accuser. But still,
- 47:30Speaker 2: if you're the accused and none of it is true, true,
- 47:33Speaker 2: and they have no proof, just the accusation alone, yes,
- 47:37Speaker 2: could be the most embarrassing. But that's that's why I say,
- 47:40Speaker 2: after the fact, after that's all.
- 47:41Speaker 6: Said, it's just it's not a headline, then.
- 47:43Speaker 4: The accused gets to come back and file their own.
- 47:47Speaker 6: Yeah, see that stuff again to change in America.
- 47:50Speaker 10: Absolutely delicious revenge.
- 47:52Speaker 12: Well, here's a crazy story out of Oregon that sounds
- 47:54Speaker 12: like something from a movie. A thirty three year old
- 47:56Speaker 12: guy was driving his truck late at night and according
- 47:59Speaker 12: to the video that's now everywhere, he blew through this intersection,
- 48:02Speaker 12: hit a dirt mound, launched his truck more than one
- 48:05Speaker 12: hundred feet.
- 48:06Speaker 2: The videos wild man, it's going on one hundred and
- 48:08Speaker 2: twenty miles an.
- 48:09Speaker 12: Hour, seriously, and he actually cleared a brick wall before
- 48:12Speaker 12: crashing straight into a family's house.
- 48:14Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a there's a doorbell camera from across
- 48:16Speaker 4: the street and all of a sudden from the right
- 48:18Speaker 4: side of the screen, here comes a pickup truck just
- 48:21Speaker 4: flying the sky. Yeah right, yeah, like a line drive
- 48:25Speaker 4: right into the house. Here's a little clip of the
- 48:27Speaker 4: guy on the homeowner who took the truck to the
- 48:30Speaker 4: front of the house on the news.
- 48:31Speaker 18: It was literally launched in a boom right in my house.
- 48:35Speaker 18: I just hear this boom and the house shakes, and
- 48:37Speaker 18: I'm like, what, like, what's going on?
- 48:39Speaker 3: Like I must be in a sleep stoopor or something
- 48:41Speaker 3: I can't process, like what I'm seeing in front of me.
- 48:44Speaker 18: I didn't expect a flying truck.
- 48:46Speaker 4: And how fast were you going?
- 48:48Speaker 2: Yeah? Right?
- 48:49Speaker 12: And the craziest thing, and this is at night. Nobody
- 48:52Speaker 12: was in that part of the house where the bedrooms were,
- 48:55Speaker 12: so everyone very very lucky. Not shockingly, the driver was rested,
- 49:00Speaker 12: facing charges for reckless driving and reckless endangerment and.
- 49:03Speaker 6: Like having a flying car.
- 49:05Speaker 12: And finally, a museum in London just acquired this new
- 49:08Speaker 12: piece to their collection, but it's not a physical piece.
- 49:10Speaker 12: They announced that they acquired quote a reconstructed early web
- 49:14Speaker 12: page of the first YouTube video ever uploaded to the platform.
- 49:18Speaker 12: The video is titled Me at the Zoo and it
- 49:21Speaker 12: shows YouTube's founder jo Ed Kareem talking to elephants at
- 49:24Speaker 12: the San Diego Zoo and it's just a nineteen second clip.
- 49:27Speaker 2: All right.
- 49:27Speaker 18: So here we are one of the elephants. And my
- 49:29Speaker 18: favor cool things these guys is that they have really,
- 49:35Speaker 18: really really long time.
- 49:39Speaker 2: That's cool. Wow.
- 49:40Speaker 18: And that's pretty much all this.
- 49:41Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, and there you go.
- 49:44Speaker 4: That was the That was the first YouTube.
- 49:46Speaker 6: Videos have gotten a little more interesting online since two
- 49:48Speaker 6: thousand and five.
- 49:49Speaker 8: That a mega billionaire.
- 49:51Speaker 12: Now, well, that video has almost four hundred million views
- 49:54Speaker 12: and liked, you know, eighteen million times, and the museum
- 49:57Speaker 12: says that their digital conservation team has spent the last
- 50:00Speaker 12: eighteen months rebuilding the design and experience of YouTube how
- 50:04Speaker 12: it looked back in two thousand and six.
- 50:05Speaker 6: Do you can to remember that, Morgan.
- 50:07Speaker 5: Two thousand and six, barely?
- 50:09Speaker 6: I don't want I was twelve. Yeah.
- 50:11Speaker 12: Well, they added that the snapshot of YouTube in the
- 50:14Speaker 12: early days marks an important.
- 50:15Speaker 10: Moment in history of the Internet and digital design.
- 50:18Speaker 5: I mean, but it does.
- 50:19Speaker 6: That's that's a significant Absolutely the world changed after that. Yeah,
- 50:24Speaker 6: and that's what's going on. All right, Thank you very much,
- 50:26Speaker 6: Gina Grady. All Right, so we try to help you
- 50:33Speaker 6: out as much as we can. When you send us, like,
- 50:35Speaker 6: you know, random questions or different things. We all try
- 50:38Speaker 6: to be helpful, you know, getting getting used to a
- 50:41Speaker 6: little part of your day here, you know, so maybe
- 50:44Speaker 6: maybe now you could be helpful for one of us.
- 50:47Speaker 6: It's not Greg or Gina, orn Gut or even Morgan
- 50:51Speaker 6: this time around who has some questions.
- 50:53Speaker 4: It's it's it's not even me. It's Sammy who has
- 50:56Speaker 4: a question? For the room you guys, yes, and for
- 51:00Speaker 4: people listening.
- 51:02Speaker 11: So Steamboat, Willy and I have been discussing babies.
- 51:07Speaker 19: No hurry, why are you wakings crossed?
- 51:20Speaker 2: All right? So you and your boyfriend have been.
- 51:22Speaker 6: Discussing moving in together.
- 51:25Speaker 4: That's a great idea.
- 51:26Speaker 11: Yeah you think it's a great idea.
- 51:28Speaker 5: Save some money, quick question.
- 51:30Speaker 11: But that should not be a reason to move in
- 51:32Speaker 11: with somebody.
- 51:36Speaker 4: It's number one. It's a great reason to move in
- 51:38Speaker 4: with somebody, somebody that you're already spending a bunch of
- 51:40Speaker 4: time with, either if you're over his place or he's
- 51:42Speaker 4: over your place. It just cuts down on that nonsense.
- 51:46Speaker 4: And then also if you really want to see where
- 51:49Speaker 4: this thing is at, and obviously it's not just a
- 51:51Speaker 4: kind of casual relationship.
- 51:53Speaker 2: You got to see what it is.
- 51:54Speaker 4: You got to see what you got, and you got
- 51:55Speaker 4: to see if even living together is something that will work.
- 51:59Speaker 5: You got to kick the time.
- 52:00Speaker 11: I know you do at some point, have to do
- 52:02Speaker 11: it just to see.
- 52:03Speaker 6: But doesn't he live kind of far?
- 52:05Speaker 4: No?
- 52:06Speaker 11: No, no, okay, he lives about like fifteen minutes away
- 52:08Speaker 11: from me. But here's the thing. Because of the situation,
- 52:12Speaker 11: he has always been at my place on the weekends.
- 52:15Speaker 11: We are always at my place because he's had a
- 52:17Speaker 11: roommate and his roommate and his roommate's girlfriend are always
- 52:20Speaker 11: at his place, So he would come over to my place.
- 52:23Speaker 11: And I like my neighborhood. I love my apartment and
- 52:26Speaker 11: he owns his place. Yea, I know, but I just
- 52:31Speaker 11: haven't spent much time there either. We just typically don't.
- 52:35Speaker 11: And I love my area, can't I know?
- 52:38Speaker 6: He's not.
- 52:39Speaker 12: I mean, he's pretty I was gonna say whit, but
- 52:41Speaker 12: he's pretty in love? Is this something he would consider,
- 52:44Speaker 12: like selling his place and moving to your neighborhood?
- 52:47Speaker 11: No, no, no, that doesn't. That doesn't it makes sense.
- 52:50Speaker 6: At always those points we even mentioned like how long
- 52:52Speaker 6: have you guys been dating like like nine months.
- 52:57Speaker 13: Nine months Okay, yeah, I mean you will learn really
- 53:00Speaker 13: fast if you like someone, right, and that I mean.
- 53:04Speaker 11: His point has also been that when we go to
- 53:07Speaker 11: his family has a mountain house, and.
- 53:09Speaker 6: So well.
- 53:16Speaker 2: Mountain I mean just even the mountain weekend.
- 53:25Speaker 6: That's different than the beach house.
- 53:26Speaker 5: Right, Yes, they have a mountainous mountain lake house.
- 53:29Speaker 11: I don't know what we're calling it the season, yes, exactly.
- 53:32Speaker 11: So when we go there, I know, it sounds very
- 53:35Speaker 11: nice and luxurious to have another house, but when you
- 53:38Speaker 11: go there, you're just living someplace else. So we have
- 53:40Speaker 11: to do laundry and go grocery shopping, cook dinners.
- 53:43Speaker 2: There's a full stay.
- 53:46Speaker 11: Not like on vacation. So it's kind of like we've
- 53:49Speaker 11: lived together already during those weeks that we go.
- 53:53Speaker 8: That doesn't count the mountain house, did you have to
- 53:55Speaker 8: do with?
- 53:57Speaker 4: She's saying it's practice for living together, living because that
- 54:01Speaker 4: that's even still because you're not home, he's not home.
- 54:04Speaker 4: You guys are out of town. That's a whole different thing.
- 54:06Speaker 4: In fact, I'll give you a real life example. I
- 54:09Speaker 4: used to go to Orlando on a pretty regular basis
- 54:12Speaker 4: for the theme parks, right, and I loved going to Orlando.
- 54:15Speaker 4: I'm like, oh man, that'd be great.
- 54:16Speaker 6: I love it down here, blah blah blah blah blah.
- 54:18Speaker 4: And then I got an opportunity to go work at
- 54:21Speaker 4: a radio station there, and somebody gave me great advice
- 54:24Speaker 4: to go go to Orlando, have them bring you down
- 54:27Speaker 4: and spend like a handful of days down there, and
- 54:29Speaker 4: you don't go to any of the parks.
- 54:31Speaker 10: Oh yeah, you live your life like a normal day.
- 54:34Speaker 6: And it sucked. I hated it so much. I hated it.
- 54:39Speaker 4: It kind of changed my whole vibe on you know,
- 54:42Speaker 4: like it kind of soured Orlando for me just a
- 54:44Speaker 4: bit because I'm like, God, this please is let me.
- 54:46Speaker 2: That makes perfect sense when you go to Cancun and
- 54:48Speaker 2: you think I just want to stay and live here
- 54:50Speaker 2: forever in the retort, at the resort right with full meal.
- 54:54Speaker 4: So it's it's it's a different thing when you're visiting somewhere,
- 54:58Speaker 4: and it's a whole because your home mindsets different. Like
- 55:01Speaker 4: so that's not real practice. My my my sister years ago,
- 55:05Speaker 4: before she had kids, her and her husband got a
- 55:07Speaker 4: dog and they would put the dog down for naps
- 55:11Speaker 4: and it was practiced for having kids.
- 55:14Speaker 6: Stop it.
- 55:14Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, Oh he's sleeping right.
- 55:21Speaker 5: A dog, Now, Sammy, what about his cat? I hear
- 55:24Speaker 5: you don't get along. Here's the thing.
- 55:27Speaker 11: I I do get along with the cat, and the
- 55:37Speaker 11: cat is very sweet. However, when I watch her when
- 55:41Speaker 11: he's out of town for work, it sucks. Because I'm
- 55:45Speaker 11: in a small, one bedroom apartment. I don't have room
- 55:47Speaker 11: for a litter box. I don't have room to keep
- 55:50Speaker 11: her food, which is wet food too, but it needs
- 55:52Speaker 11: to be up somewhere that my dog can't get it,
- 55:54Speaker 11: So I have to constantly move it to whatever room
- 55:56Speaker 11: I'm not in so that I don't smell it. The
- 55:57Speaker 11: litter box is right basically out in the and so
- 56:00Speaker 11: that's right there too. She tracks litter everywhere.
- 56:03Speaker 4: Okay, so you have I've seen your place. What what
- 56:06Speaker 4: kind of place does he have? The place he owns he.
- 56:09Speaker 11: Has it's more of a townhouse, yes, yeah, yeah, there's
- 56:14Speaker 11: three levels. It's like a fifteen hundred square foot two bedroom.
- 56:17Speaker 4: Okay, so it'd be more commoning to litter box the.
- 56:21Speaker 10: Upstairs downstairs is a game changer.
- 56:22Speaker 6: But here's my question.
- 56:23Speaker 12: You know how he still likes to impress you by
- 56:27Speaker 12: cleaning your entire place. What if he gets resentful because
- 56:32Speaker 12: you move in together And he's like, so do you
- 56:33Speaker 12: think I just am the cleaner because I always clean
- 56:36Speaker 12: your house?
- 56:36Speaker 6: Like these are the kind of things you could bump
- 56:38Speaker 6: heads about.
- 56:38Speaker 4: They'll figure they'll figure that.
- 56:40Speaker 6: Yeah, that's I'm saying. They have to live with each
- 56:41Speaker 6: other first to figure.
- 56:42Speaker 2: This, right.
- 56:42Speaker 11: But I'm clean, and I you're veryan. I clean a lot,
- 56:45Speaker 11: and I think that the reason that he'll clean sometimes
- 56:48Speaker 11: my place is nothing is yeah, it's it's not that bad.
- 56:51Speaker 11: But number one, we're there and I have things that
- 56:53Speaker 11: I need to do. When he just wants to go
- 56:55Speaker 11: out and get lunch and go to these places, I'm like, well,
- 56:58Speaker 11: I have to clean, I have to walk my dog.
- 57:00Speaker 11: I have these things I need to do. So he's like, okay,
- 57:02Speaker 11: go walk the dog. All clean, then we'll go do something.
- 57:05Speaker 11: So it's just a time s right.
- 57:07Speaker 5: Get that.
- 57:07Speaker 8: That's good.
- 57:08Speaker 6: That's good. I think this would be a good thing.
- 57:10Speaker 4: I agree with a lot of what I'm seeing on
- 57:12Speaker 4: the text. In no way should he sell his way?
- 57:18Speaker 4: Was there are people sell them moving? No, that's a
- 57:22Speaker 4: that's a really bad idea.
- 57:24Speaker 6: The point is saying like that he moves to your neighborhood.
- 57:26Speaker 4: Because it could not there's a there's a chance. I'm
- 57:31Speaker 4: not you know, I'm sure it'll be great. It's going
- 57:33Speaker 4: to go that it might not work out, right, And
- 57:36Speaker 4: so now what he sold his place, his.
- 57:39Speaker 10: Place out and move to your neighbor But yes.
- 57:41Speaker 11: The thing is what's nice about this is we don't
- 57:42Speaker 11: have to sign a lease, right, so we're not if
- 57:45Speaker 11: it doesn't work out. We're not locked into a year
- 57:47Speaker 11: lease something. You just put your stuff on the driveway,
- 57:51Speaker 11: I know. And that's the thing. I'm the one on
- 57:53Speaker 11: the hook for having to move and then move again
- 57:55Speaker 11: if it doesn't work out.
- 57:56Speaker 6: If you do move in, have you discussed that you
- 57:58Speaker 6: have to provide in some way?
- 58:01Speaker 8: Like is the house paid off?
- 58:03Speaker 2: Is it?
- 58:03Speaker 8: Does he have like a loan out on it?
- 58:06Speaker 11: It's not paid off, but he's had it for about
- 58:09Speaker 11: ten years.
- 58:10Speaker 5: Would you pay any rent?
- 58:11Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm married.
- 58:14Speaker 8: Well I don't know, yes, only guys do.
- 58:17Speaker 13: Yeah.
- 58:17Speaker 4: No, And I would advise him against that too.
- 58:20Speaker 2: Now, if you move in with him, would the roommates.
- 58:23Speaker 11: Stay or he's moving out already, he's moving in with
- 58:27Speaker 11: his girlfriend. So that's kind of why it's come up
- 58:30Speaker 11: because he is moving out. That's happening.
- 58:32Speaker 5: It's a good time.
- 58:33Speaker 11: So we would both now be living alone and he
- 58:35Speaker 11: has an extra bedroom at his place. Yeah, I mean
- 58:39Speaker 11: I guess he was like, well, if you did, what
- 58:41Speaker 11: would we do with that extra bedroom, and he's thinking
- 58:43Speaker 11: of like putting his desk with his computer. Was like, no, crap,
- 58:45Speaker 11: that wouldn't be my room.
- 58:46Speaker 4: Yeah wait wait wait, wait, wait wait wait my room?
- 58:48Speaker 4: Wait wait everybody hold on exactly, so you're not joking.
- 58:53Speaker 4: You would have separate bedrooms.
- 58:55Speaker 6: No, okay, were living.
- 58:56Speaker 11: Together, we would sleep in the same room, but I
- 58:58Speaker 11: would just it would essentially turned into a guest room,
- 59:01Speaker 11: but with all of my stuff. So I put my
- 59:03Speaker 11: dresser in there so my clothes would still be in there.
- 59:05Speaker 4: So he doesn't have.
- 59:06Speaker 5: To make in his room.
- 59:09Speaker 11: Okay, I have my own closet, I have my own
- 59:11Speaker 11: dress got weird with our hours?
- 59:14Speaker 10: What are you going to do? Rifle around my bedroom?
- 59:16Speaker 6: And yeah, the way that the rest of us do it,
- 59:19Speaker 6: the way that you do.
- 59:19Speaker 11: It always sure, I hear you. But the situation is
- 59:26Speaker 11: like he doesn't have this huge master bedroom. There's not
- 59:29Speaker 11: room for another dresser. He would have to his closet
- 59:32Speaker 11: is full of his stuff, he would have to make
- 59:33Speaker 11: room for it. So why wouldn't I just put all
- 59:35Speaker 11: my stuff in the other room.
- 59:37Speaker 4: All You wouldn't combine households like you wouldn't like you're
- 59:40Speaker 4: gonna have two couches, You're gonna.
- 59:42Speaker 8: Have two I'm talking about her closet would just be
- 59:47Speaker 8: in the other room.
- 59:48Speaker 5: Like that makes sense.
- 59:49Speaker 11: And then it's essentially like a guest room too. There's
- 59:51Speaker 11: just a bed in there. If someone comes over, they
- 59:53Speaker 11: sleep in there, and.
- 59:54Speaker 6: For all of your knitting and crushing.
- 59:56Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, maybe I'm just too stubborn. But that's where
- 59:59Speaker 2: it got weird for me. Why because then it's like
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: you're not fully committed. Yeah, it's like there's just not
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: enough space. Like I before I have the house i'm
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: in now, the bedroom was tiny and I got dressed
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: in the bathroom in the morning or put your clothes
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: out the night before. It wasn't like, Okay, this is
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: going to be my room with my clothes and my
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: dresser and my stuff. If you're living together, you're living together,
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: you want him to.
- 1:00:24Speaker 12: Take half of his stuff out of the closet, just
- 1:00:26Speaker 12: on principle well, no, you can use.
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: The other closets. Most people have use of all their closets.
- 1:00:32Speaker 2: But if that's your daily thing, like I'm going to
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: get up and go to a different room where all
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: my stuff is, this is my segregation of it.
- 1:00:38Speaker 9: I don't.
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: I don't. I think it's strange. Yeah, it's not weird.
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: Well, you're living with Tyler and it's not a relationship that.
- 1:00:48Speaker 5: I get.
- 1:00:48Speaker 13: It's just a matter of space. And yeah, you know
- 1:00:50Speaker 13: it is fully committing. Though I would say, because you're moving.
- 1:00:53Speaker 6: In with you, nice to go.
- 1:00:55Speaker 11: Yeah, but I don't know why it's weird. Like Gina said,
- 1:00:58Speaker 11: it would be out of principle, like now everything is
- 1:01:01Speaker 11: empty in that other.
- 1:01:02Speaker 6: That's all the figure out As far as like that,
- 1:01:03Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 1:01:05Speaker 8: Overall.
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: Her question was.
- 1:01:06Speaker 4: Should she move in with Steamboat? Will he all in favor?
- 1:01:09Speaker 13: Say I absolutely, it's perfect timing.
- 1:01:14Speaker 6: Yeah, and you might need that extra bedroom and you
- 1:01:16Speaker 6: literally have.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: You literally have nothing to lose.
- 1:01:21Speaker 11: Well, I would lose my apartment in my neighborhood that
- 1:01:23Speaker 11: I love.
- 1:01:24Speaker 19: You know, I love you lived other places before that.
- 1:01:28Speaker 6: I'm sure that you liked and loved or different.
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: You know, It's true.
- 1:01:31Speaker 5: I get it fine, it's a new challenge. I've lived
- 1:01:34Speaker 5: alone for so.
- 1:01:36Speaker 11: Long at this point, and so happening to go back
- 1:01:38Speaker 11: to living with somebody.
- 1:01:40Speaker 4: I hear you, Steamboat Willie run.
- 1:01:45Speaker 13: Why so when you you need to make this decision
- 1:01:48Speaker 13: by Sammy or can you just you know, decide in
- 1:01:50Speaker 13: a couple of months or whenever you're ready?
- 1:01:52Speaker 11: I mean, yeah, I can decide whenever his room and
- 1:01:54Speaker 11: I think will move out at the end of the month.
- 1:01:56Speaker 11: And then there's other stuff that he kind of wants
- 1:01:58Speaker 11: to do to his place before I move in.
- 1:02:01Speaker 12: Well, also, it might be a budget thing too, because
- 1:02:04Speaker 12: I'm assuming he's been used to paying half of his mortgage.
- 1:02:07Speaker 5: Well, Gina, he has a mountain house.
- 1:02:08Speaker 13: I think he's he's okay, Yeah, he can pay.
- 1:02:14Speaker 4: So I was thinking, like the rest of us, all right,
- 1:02:16Speaker 4: so texture vote over to two two ninety seven. We're
- 1:02:19Speaker 4: all unanimously in favor of the idea that Sammy moves
- 1:02:23Speaker 4: in with Steamboat Willie.
- 1:02:24Speaker 6: Just nothing to lose. I don't think she's got anything
- 1:02:26Speaker 6: to lose.
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: Give it, give it a shot, it doesn't work out, whatever, Yeah,
- 1:02:29Speaker 4: it's fine.
- 1:02:30Speaker 6: You're not even on the lease because he owns the places.
- 1:02:33Speaker 6: It's the hassle you have to find.
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: A new place. But you can do that. People do
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: it all the time.
- 1:02:37Speaker 6: Yeah, Sammy was asking before the break, should she move
- 1:02:42Speaker 6: in with Steamboat Willie.
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: Do we ever get his name?
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: Yeah? Well no, no? At some point is it no
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: longer a secret?
- 1:02:51Speaker 9: No?
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: Why?
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: Why?
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: Because I don't know.
- 1:02:54Speaker 11: I just don't want to.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: I mean, it's fine.
- 1:02:57Speaker 6: I just like when it was like new and stuff,
- 1:02:59Speaker 6: but at some point, you know, I'll be honest, I
- 1:03:02Speaker 6: don't remember his real nigh.
- 1:03:04Speaker 13: Yeah, you know, I never knew it. Yep, I get
- 1:03:11Speaker 13: it though, Leave them with the nickname. It's just.
- 1:03:16Speaker 6: Okay.
- 1:03:16Speaker 4: So yeah, they're they're they're talking about he owns his place.
- 1:03:21Speaker 4: Sammy is just asking the room and asking listeners. So
- 1:03:23Speaker 4: here's a listener feedback on the text over to two
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: two nine seven. This one says, yeah, do it, Sammy.
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: It's also not weird that your closet will be in
- 1:03:30Speaker 4: the other room. I get it. So he's got a
- 1:03:32Speaker 4: two bedroom places.
- 1:03:33Speaker 6: She's saying she'll keep all of her current bedroom furniture
- 1:03:36Speaker 6: and everything in there, all her stuff, and so that'll
- 1:03:39Speaker 6: be her room she'll sleep.
- 1:03:44Speaker 11: I mean, it's essentially a guest room. But it's where
- 1:03:46Speaker 11: I will have a dresser in a closet.
- 1:03:47Speaker 4: One says, the stars are aligning, Sammy, go for it. Yes,
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: she should move in. Sammy, get a room, bud to
- 1:03:53Speaker 4: clean up the litter that the cat tracks. It's an
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: adjustment you do have to get over missing your own
- 1:03:59Speaker 4: place and your neighborhood. Does she actually want to move in,
- 1:04:02Speaker 4: That's not what I'm hearing. Logistics and wanting your own space,
- 1:04:05Speaker 4: I can understand, But she doesn't have that excitement that
- 1:04:08Speaker 4: this is an opportunity that she gets to be with
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: somebody that she loves.
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: Get that.
- 1:04:13Speaker 4: Yeah, you're kind of like Lukewarm.
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: That's kind of her.
- 1:04:15Speaker 6: I think.
- 1:04:15Speaker 16: So.
- 1:04:17Speaker 12: Yeah, I think she's doing a classic Sammy overthink, and
- 1:04:19Speaker 12: I think she wants you to do it.
- 1:04:21Speaker 6: If Sammy's moving into his place, he has priority decisions
- 1:04:24Speaker 6: for the second room.
- 1:04:26Speaker 11: But am I paying rent? Why does he a priority
- 1:04:28Speaker 11: decision because he the owner?
- 1:04:30Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 1:04:30Speaker 4: But if the king of the castle.
- 1:04:40Speaker 6: Put your big girl pants on, Sammy, next step with
- 1:04:42Speaker 6: a good guy.
- 1:04:43Speaker 4: They're hard to find. Sammy commit separate rooms. Is already
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: having one foot in and one foot out.
- 1:04:50Speaker 11: Again, I'm still sleeping in the same room as him.
- 1:04:53Speaker 11: I just have things in the other room.
- 1:04:55Speaker 4: Sammy needs to compromise and will need to offload some
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: of her stuff.
- 1:05:00Speaker 5: Well, what do you mean like living room stuff?
- 1:05:03Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I'm not bringing all of
- 1:05:06Speaker 11: my stuff, like I'm not bringing.
- 1:05:07Speaker 4: My reading with the text says, uh, you're in then uh.
- 1:05:11Speaker 4: Over to Morgan, who's you know, having a rough time
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: adjusting to having a roommate for the first time, even
- 1:05:16Speaker 4: though that roommate is thumb ass Tyler.
- 1:05:18Speaker 16: Uh.
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: It says, By the way, I fully support Morgan and
- 1:05:21Speaker 4: Tyler are living together. I think it's super smart and
- 1:05:23Speaker 4: once the growing pains are over, it'll be fantastic. I
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: agree with that one thousand percent.
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: I think that's true as well.
- 1:05:29Speaker 13: It's just an adjustment thing correct, mostly for me because
- 1:05:32Speaker 13: I was alone.
- 1:05:32Speaker 6: Yeah, I went over there way more piggy than he is.
- 1:05:35Speaker 6: Look at him, obviously, Dude. I went over to their
- 1:05:38Speaker 6: apartment yesterday and just to drop hook up with Tyler Tyler,
- 1:05:43Speaker 6: to have sex with Tyler.
- 1:05:44Speaker 8: I dropped off this uh this TV I had because
- 1:05:48Speaker 8: I'm in the middle of moving spaces too, And dude,
- 1:05:51Speaker 8: their area that they live in is freaking awesome. Ye,
- 1:05:54Speaker 8: like like it's the best. Now I didn't think why,
- 1:05:58Speaker 8: like like like restaurants and yeah, good location. The apartment's
- 1:06:04Speaker 8: really cool, like it's a really cool space.
- 1:06:07Speaker 5: Neighbors are great.
- 1:06:08Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, and I found no hard guy. I found
- 1:06:12Speaker 8: out that Tyler is the fix it man for the
- 1:06:15Speaker 8: apartment building. Now because it's all women that pretty much
- 1:06:18Speaker 8: live in this apartment building.
- 1:06:19Speaker 13: What Yeah, I mean there's one older guy that's like
- 1:06:22Speaker 13: in the seventies. Oh, he brought me flowers for Valentine's.
- 1:06:27Speaker 8: But now he's like going over to other apartments and
- 1:06:29Speaker 8: fixing stuff for the ladies.
- 1:06:30Speaker 5: The neighbors will text me like, hey, is Tyler available
- 1:06:32Speaker 5: to fix the gate?
- 1:06:33Speaker 13: And I'm like, yeah's got a big strong man.
- 1:06:37Speaker 6: Now.
- 1:06:38Speaker 8: Yeah, it seems like they have like a really cool space.
- 1:06:41Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 1:06:41Speaker 13: I love the area. So it's just gonna take getting
- 1:06:44Speaker 13: used to it. But yeah, it's a good situation, all right.
- 1:06:46Speaker 6: So what is the rule when it comes to bringing
- 1:06:48Speaker 6: people back to the apartment.
- 1:06:50Speaker 13: You know what, we had this conversation recently, No randos,
- 1:06:55Speaker 13: like not first time bringing them back. I don't feel
- 1:06:58Speaker 13: comfortable with that unless he wants to pay some more rent.
- 1:07:01Speaker 13: Then I told him do whatever you want.
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: It's a charge.
- 1:07:05Speaker 8: Yeah, basically, like, hey, I just met you, come over.
- 1:07:10Speaker 13: Because I don't know, I don't have anyone really in
- 1:07:12Speaker 13: my place very so does the same go for you.
- 1:07:15Speaker 5: I get, well, you can't just bring me a lot more, but.
- 1:07:21Speaker 8: You can't bring like if you just met somebody that day,
- 1:07:24Speaker 8: and then I'll.
- 1:07:24Speaker 6: Never do that.
- 1:07:25Speaker 5: Yeah, so I just don't do that.
- 1:07:27Speaker 4: I don't think the expectation is to go back to
- 1:07:29Speaker 4: her place anyway. Usually you're going back to the dude's place.
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:07:33Speaker 13: But also I'm just not out there in the streets
- 1:07:35Speaker 13: like I used to be, you know, you know, a
- 1:07:38Speaker 13: couple of years ago, I would have been.
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: No first time ors.
- 1:07:43Speaker 4: But other than that, like, is there like a signal
- 1:07:45Speaker 4: like something's going on, like if you can.
- 1:07:47Speaker 13: Get on the door knob or get to that part
- 1:07:50Speaker 13: of the discussion, I don't know.
- 1:07:51Speaker 5: I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
- 1:07:53Speaker 6: Let's say, like he wants to go fix the gate,
- 1:07:55Speaker 6: and this chick's all like, you know.
- 1:07:57Speaker 5: The ladies are all single.
- 1:08:00Speaker 6: I'd love to see your funko pops or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:08:03Speaker 6: your skateboards.
- 1:08:04Speaker 10: Yeah, that's really good.
- 1:08:05Speaker 6: That's really cool. I love them tech deics.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: Those are cool.
- 1:08:12Speaker 13: So yeah, I mean we didn't discuss it much, but
- 1:08:15Speaker 13: I just yeah, I don't feel comfortable with randoms.
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: Yeah that makes sense.
- 1:08:18Speaker 6: Got to be a girl.
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you did tell them no listeners, right, Oh.
- 1:08:22Speaker 13: Yeah, well that's included in the randoms. Not allowed to
- 1:08:26Speaker 13: know my address unless they're trying to take me on
- 1:08:28Speaker 13: a trip to Cabo.
- 1:08:31Speaker 8: But that's the rule.
- 1:08:33Speaker 6: Benefit that's not that's not his people, right right right, yeah,
- 1:08:36Speaker 6: all right, good to know.
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: Well Sammy, let us know how it goes. Okay, everybody
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: now has interest in hearing how this turns out. Yeah,
- 1:08:44Speaker 4: eight seven seven forty four what a text? Over to
- 1:08:47Speaker 4: two two nine eight seven more? What he shows next?
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: Hang up.
- 1:08:52Speaker 17: A bit.
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: He show and.
- 1:08:57Speaker 6: It's time to check in with Sea Bass and see
- 1:08:59Speaker 6: what's happening this week. And audio clip's going around everywhere
- 1:09:02Speaker 6: this week. And it is one of these kickstreamers, which
- 1:09:06Speaker 6: I've never seen men as you might know with this,
- 1:09:08Speaker 6: I've never seen a kickstreamer that's worth anything. Like they
- 1:09:11Speaker 6: just need to be stage or young adult. Yeah, run around,
- 1:09:14Speaker 6: just trying to cause problems.
- 1:09:15Speaker 8: It's the low, the low of the internet when it
- 1:09:18Speaker 8: comes to Internet personalities per se. And what they do
- 1:09:22Speaker 8: is they'll just stream for like seven hours straight and
- 1:09:26Speaker 8: then they have these things called clippers where people that
- 1:09:29Speaker 8: are on the Internet they get paid to put post
- 1:09:31Speaker 8: clips of them on TikTok and Instagram.
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:09:33Speaker 4: I got a buddy whose son makes a ton of money.
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: He like manages a bunch of people who do this.
- 1:09:39Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: No, no, you can't.
- 1:09:40Speaker 6: Like he's making like a half a million dollars a year. Yeah,
- 1:09:43Speaker 6: but these guys like so and such kickstreamer buys a.
- 1:09:46Speaker 8: Ferrari in a house and yeah, but the clippers will,
- 1:09:49Speaker 8: like someone will make like twenty grand thirty grand a
- 1:09:52Speaker 8: month just making clips of these guys that stream for
- 1:09:54Speaker 8: seven hours. And within that seven hours, maybe there'll be
- 1:09:58Speaker 8: like a ten second clip that'll do well. They'll post
- 1:10:00Speaker 8: it and then I'll get millions of views.
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: Right, And so that's why there's a disparagy between you know,
- 1:10:06Speaker 4: you see something and it has all these views and
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: it seems like it's super popular, but it's really not.
- 1:10:12Speaker 4: It's just this artificially inflated thing. Record labels do it
- 1:10:15Speaker 4: all the time. No, they do. That's what my friend's
- 1:10:18Speaker 4: son does for a living. And yeah, so like it
- 1:10:22Speaker 4: just can it artificially inflates you know, different artists, and
- 1:10:26Speaker 4: this is the hottest new whatever artists, right yeah, and
- 1:10:31Speaker 4: everybody's talking about and then gets written up even though
- 1:10:33Speaker 4: it's only from uh, these clippers who are sending these
- 1:10:37Speaker 4: different things out and posting it in the right place
- 1:10:38Speaker 4: at the right time and.
- 1:10:41Speaker 8: To one of their live streams, and you watch it, it's
- 1:10:44Speaker 8: super boring and they're like, oh, like, only let's say
- 1:10:48Speaker 8: twenty five thousand people are watching, but out of that
- 1:10:51Speaker 8: seven hours, they'll get that ten second clip that will
- 1:10:53Speaker 8: get ten million views.
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: That's what we have here.
- 1:10:55Speaker 6: So I'm not even going to sit ta this guy's
- 1:10:56Speaker 6: name because he sucks. He's hanging out with a bunch
- 1:10:58Speaker 6: of MMA fighters, including Rampage Jackson, who apparently is one
- 1:11:01Speaker 6: of these streamers. Now, so this kid, this younger man,
- 1:11:05Speaker 6: he's like, he's smaller dude, skinny, and he walks up
- 1:11:08Speaker 6: to this big dude with a goatee former UFC fight
- 1:11:13Speaker 6: is huge and he starts like getting in his face like, oh,
- 1:11:15Speaker 6: I'm famous, I'm famous in the UFC fighters Like okay, uh,
- 1:11:18Speaker 6: and then this happens, you do know who I am?
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: I don't know why you lying?
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: You don't know me?
- 1:11:23Speaker 4: You definitely know me.
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't.
- 1:11:25Speaker 6: I known't me lying because girls around it.
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: I don't like your attitude, don't like you.
- 1:11:29Speaker 4: I don't like you at all though.
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, are you the guy that got slapped on video?
- 1:11:35Speaker 6: And then but I slap I'm going to show you
- 1:11:38Speaker 6: the inside of the Seriously, she's about to show. It's
- 1:11:44Speaker 6: the inside of something. Let's hear her out first. Here
- 1:11:51Speaker 6: was from a former UFC fighter Tiki Ghosts and who
- 1:11:55Speaker 6: just because they're right up on top of each other,
- 1:11:56Speaker 6: he elbows this streamer right and across the jaws send
- 1:11:59Speaker 6: them to the ground. And also, yeah, because it's to
- 1:12:02Speaker 6: be fair, it was a bit of a sucker punch,
- 1:12:04Speaker 6: but not really because the streamer said, I'll slap that
- 1:12:06Speaker 6: issheut of you. Yea, that's an invitation.
- 1:12:10Speaker 4: Ye Now, all these videos are showing up in my
- 1:12:12Speaker 4: algorithm and it's great because I love him. And there
- 1:12:16Speaker 4: was that one. There was another one where this guy
- 1:12:19Speaker 4: was at a convenience store and this guy in line
- 1:12:21Speaker 4: behind him, he's like the guy the counter is talking crap,
- 1:12:24Speaker 4: like come on, man, hit me right here, put come on,
- 1:12:27Speaker 4: hit me right.
- 1:12:27Speaker 6: Here and the guy like takes he's got like a
- 1:12:30Speaker 6: can of like monster energy or whatever his hand and.
- 1:12:32Speaker 4: Smashes his kid. The can explodes on the side of
- 1:12:36Speaker 4: his face. He's knocked out cold on the ground. Another
- 1:12:39Speaker 4: one where this like kind of dorky kid in the
- 1:12:41Speaker 4: anime shirt is at the mall and this other guy's
- 1:12:44Speaker 4: talking smack. He's like, you won't do anything because you're
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: a pussy.
- 1:12:47Speaker 5: You're not gonna hit me, blah blah blah blah.
- 1:12:49Speaker 6: And then this guy he hits him so hard that
- 1:12:52Speaker 6: he's unconscious before he hits the ground, and then he
- 1:12:54Speaker 6: hits his head, hits the of the.
- 1:12:57Speaker 4: Mall the floor, and now he's like, I'm like, this
- 1:13:00Speaker 4: guy dead.
- 1:13:02Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why this guy looks like the guy who
- 1:13:05Speaker 6: hit him looked completely unassuming.
- 1:13:06Speaker 4: He's figured he's just gonna, you know, talk smack.
- 1:13:09Speaker 8: And what sucks about these streamers though, that they have
- 1:13:13Speaker 8: zero personality. So that's why it's like really really boring.
- 1:13:16Speaker 8: But when they do get hit and you would you know,
- 1:13:19Speaker 8: there used to be this thing called shame and embarrassment.
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: No, they love.
- 1:13:23Speaker 8: It because they they get clips and then they just
- 1:13:25Speaker 8: keep on going.
- 1:13:26Speaker 6: I noticed I didn't even plug his name. So you
- 1:13:28Speaker 6: might have heard that first clip he the UFC fighter.
- 1:13:30Speaker 6: Oh aren't you guy, that guy that got slapped. Yeah,
- 1:13:32Speaker 6: because the day prior, this same streamer walked up to
- 1:13:35Speaker 6: this giant jacked bodybuilder guy his wife, Larry Wheels, and
- 1:13:39Speaker 6: the streamers like kind of like looking at Larry, looking
- 1:13:40Speaker 6: at his wife, saying like, hey, why are you with
- 1:13:42Speaker 6: this Larry guy?
- 1:13:42Speaker 4: This one was in my algorithm too.
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: Hey, don't be mad, come on, I know we streaming
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: it has bro.
- 1:13:52Speaker 4: And you can't fight back?
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: Is that that Larry guy?
- 1:13:54Speaker 6: Larry Wheels is enormous.
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: He's a monster.
- 1:13:57Speaker 4: So here's the thing, this guy, I'm surprised it took
- 1:13:59Speaker 4: that long from him against backed like that.
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: It was the.
- 1:14:00Speaker 4: Cleanest, crisp, it was the most beautiful, just a power slab,
- 1:14:06Speaker 4: he said. He said to this guy, he goes, hey,
- 1:14:09Speaker 4: I'm talking to your girls. Fine, she's up for grabs. Like,
- 1:14:12Speaker 4: tell this guy that his wife is up for grabs.
- 1:14:15Speaker 4: This guy's just like, yeah, all right, we'll see about that.
- 1:14:18Speaker 4: I mean, you can tell he's showing restraints, showing you're
- 1:14:21Speaker 4: hear right there, that's rampage. Jackson said, Hey, man, let's
- 1:14:23Speaker 4: be cool.
- 1:14:23Speaker 6: Well, this streamer who's not in a defensive posture all,
- 1:14:26Speaker 6: which is why he's getting cracked across the face.
- 1:14:28Speaker 8: Asking what Also one other layer to this thing that
- 1:14:32Speaker 8: sucks is the really popular streamers. Uh they have bodyguards
- 1:14:36Speaker 8: twenty four seven and they're always just talking smack to
- 1:14:39Speaker 8: random people.
- 1:14:40Speaker 6: To a restaurant say what are you look.
- 1:14:41Speaker 18: At me for?
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: Huh yeah.
- 1:14:44Speaker 8: Yeah, and somebody will react and guess who jumps in?
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: Is their their bodyguard?
- 1:14:48Speaker 4: And then there's sorry, guys, it wasn't a monster energy.
- 1:14:50Speaker 4: I'm being corrected. Apparently it's very well known online that
- 1:14:53Speaker 4: it was a twisted tea. It was a twisted tea
- 1:14:59Speaker 4: to this guy that media store smashed on the side
- 1:15:02Speaker 4: of this dude's face.
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: It was great. People go hard for twisting masturbated. It
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: was so good.
- 1:15:07Speaker 6: This week in audio, speaking of Joe and the video
- 1:15:10Speaker 6: is out of a Iowa frat hazing from actually from
- 1:15:13Speaker 6: a while ago, but the video is just now being released.
- 1:15:15Speaker 6: This was the University of Iowa and this Alpha Phi Delta,
- 1:15:18Speaker 6: I believe, where they get a call because these fire
- 1:15:22Speaker 6: alarm's gone off, so fire and police show up and
- 1:15:24Speaker 6: at first the brothers of the fraternity are not letting
- 1:15:27Speaker 6: the police insan. They're like, what's going on here? They
- 1:15:29Speaker 6: go down to the basement, they find the basement.
- 1:15:32Speaker 4: Floor is flooded.
- 1:15:33Speaker 6: Oh and about thirty guys are in the basement blindfolded,
- 1:15:37Speaker 6: covered in goo and like they're all wet, and.
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: They're underwear of course.
- 1:15:43Speaker 6: Yeah, and you know, obviously this is some sort of
- 1:15:45Speaker 6: hazing's gay gunderwear, and so you gotta figure these are
- 1:15:51Speaker 6: all probably you know, eighteen year old freshmen who are
- 1:15:54Speaker 6: all half naked and greasy, and they're not responding when
- 1:15:57Speaker 6: the cops are asking questions.
- 1:15:59Speaker 20: This is a police apartment. This stops here. How about
- 1:16:02Speaker 20: we stop, we start cleaning this up. Everyone takes their
- 1:16:05Speaker 20: blind folds off. Is anyone in there that needs medical attention?
- 1:16:10Speaker 20: Does anyone hear that is against their will? Is there
- 1:16:13Speaker 20: anyone with any sort of physical injury?
- 1:16:20Speaker 8: Man total co Yeah, it looks like the Blair Witch
- 1:16:23Speaker 8: Project when they first like, shine that light into that room.
- 1:16:29Speaker 4: Yeah, wait till one of them doesn't get accepted into
- 1:16:31Speaker 4: the all kinds of stuff.
- 1:16:35Speaker 6: To their credit and as someone we didn't do anything
- 1:16:38Speaker 6: like this in my fraternity, But to their credit, they're
- 1:16:40Speaker 6: all there of their own free will.
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: That is true.
- 1:16:43Speaker 6: They're not doing anything illegal other than maybe not evacuating
- 1:16:47Speaker 6: for a fire alarm if it's on campus, whatever, Who cares.
- 1:16:50Speaker 6: So the cop, like you hear him, he's trying to like,
- 1:16:52Speaker 6: he's trying to give them an out. So he's trying
- 1:16:53Speaker 6: to give himself a reason to do something. Let's clean
- 1:16:56Speaker 6: this up, boys, Yeah, shows.
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: I mean I do, Are you okay? There's a lot
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: to be a lot more good.
- 1:17:02Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:17:03Speaker 11: I saw a comment made about this saying that, and
- 1:17:06Speaker 11: you know, in a frat that they were in, one
- 1:17:08Speaker 11: of the people in the front would have pretended to
- 1:17:10Speaker 11: be a cop to get them to say something and
- 1:17:12Speaker 11: then been like, oh, you know, yeah you did this. Yeah,
- 1:17:15Speaker 11: so I thought it was a trick by the fraud.
- 1:17:18Speaker 6: Itself, speaking of not snitching. So at one point, the
- 1:17:20Speaker 6: cop is talking to one of the actual fraternity brothers
- 1:17:23Speaker 6: and this dude is drinking. I mean, it's kind of
- 1:17:25Speaker 6: a Puss movie drinking a bush like peach, which is.
- 1:17:29Speaker 18: White peach.
- 1:17:30Speaker 6: Oh I saw those recently, good god man, and he's
- 1:17:33Speaker 6: he's a you know, ripping a vape like show me,
- 1:17:36Speaker 6: you're just sucking out of the can. The kids like
- 1:17:38Speaker 6: giving him nothing, like, I don't know who's in charge.
- 1:17:40Speaker 6: What are you talking about, officer? And then so the
- 1:17:42Speaker 6: officer then asked that guy for an ID.
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: Are you that's what I want? You had idea and
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: they improve its fake? You think it's fake?
- 1:17:53Speaker 6: So he saying, I think this is fake the bush
- 1:17:59Speaker 6: light peach.
- 1:17:59Speaker 8: Yeah, well, ever since white claw got introduced to bros like.
- 1:18:04Speaker 6: It opened the door, it's not guys out there, it's
- 1:18:07Speaker 6: not acceptable for you to be grabbing unless it's a
- 1:18:09Speaker 6: matter of last resort a white claw or even a
- 1:18:12Speaker 6: twisted tea.
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: Or even indes in their underwear.
- 1:18:19Speaker 6: About what they're It seems like the proper pairing it does,
- 1:18:22Speaker 6: doesn't It's perfect dudes in their underwear claw Cosmo and.
- 1:18:33Speaker 4: Run back into it. This week in audio, that's.
- 1:18:35Speaker 6: A body cam audio from the Las Vegas Police at
- 1:18:39Speaker 6: at the airport actually where you may have seen the headline.
- 1:18:42Speaker 6: Woman leaves dog behind at gate shake into her flight.
- 1:18:48Speaker 6: This lady uh Germeran, that's a real name, Bryson. So
- 1:18:52Speaker 6: she went up to the gates up to see me
- 1:18:54Speaker 6: the checking desk with her little of course, it's a
- 1:18:56Speaker 6: golden hybrid. Stupid dog, some dull trendy idiot dog and
- 1:19:01Speaker 6: she was apparently just to try to regist her as
- 1:19:04Speaker 6: a service dog. It's not a service animal. And apparently
- 1:19:07Speaker 6: the end we've the airlines are kind of onto this trick,
- 1:19:09Speaker 6: you losers, and they were told none knows. So now
- 1:19:12Speaker 6: she have to either get paid for it what she
- 1:19:14Speaker 6: didn't want to do, so she ties it up there
- 1:19:16Speaker 6: at the chicken and this proceeds onto the gate by
- 1:19:21Speaker 6: so many garbage people that do that though, Yeah, insane shocking.
- 1:19:25Speaker 6: Uh So that's where the police encountered her. Let's see
- 1:19:27Speaker 6: if we believe her excuse of why she is at
- 1:19:30Speaker 6: the gate about to try to trying to board her
- 1:19:32Speaker 6: playing her dog, not with her dog.
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: Actual, Now what.
- 1:19:36Speaker 21: We're gonna do is we're gonna walk you back to
- 1:19:37Speaker 21: where your dog's at. And then it's just a tation
- 1:19:40Speaker 21: because you left your dog at the take counter.
- 1:19:42Speaker 6: Well, I was trying to be flight.
- 1:19:45Speaker 21: So you walked out here through book your flight and
- 1:19:47Speaker 21: left your dog there to walk out here without your dog.
- 1:19:50Speaker 6: Okay, so she wants to go rebook what's the big deal, guys, Yeah,
- 1:19:53Speaker 6: she just went rebook her flight. She left the ticke
- 1:19:56Speaker 6: account of where they can do all that went through
- 1:19:57Speaker 6: security to the gate with her.
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: Of course, it makes perfect sense. They renamed the dog
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: Jet Blue.
- 1:20:06Speaker 6: Yes, so the dog has been adopted.
- 1:20:08Speaker 5: Blah blah.
- 1:20:08Speaker 6: She's got a bunch of accounts for animal abandonment and resistant.
- 1:20:11Speaker 4: Worked out for the dog. Yes, yeah, yeah, this weekend audio.
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: This is uh.
- 1:20:18Speaker 6: This is my favorite type of clip where the person
- 1:20:20Speaker 6: shooting the video makes themselves look like an idiot when
- 1:20:23Speaker 6: they think they're showing up the other person. This is
- 1:20:26Speaker 6: a lady and I'm gonna give you her user name
- 1:20:28Speaker 6: because it shows how obnoxious she is. Alessandra's mommy's new identity.
- 1:20:36Speaker 6: She's a mommy, a mom fluencer. Now, yeah, if you
- 1:20:41Speaker 6: think that's gross, She's trying to buy a bearded dragon.
- 1:20:44Speaker 6: And I know there's bearded dragon owners in the listening audience.
- 1:20:47Speaker 6: You're all weird and gross. My god, Well, listen to
- 1:20:50Speaker 6: this clip and tell us. Tell me I'm wrong. So
- 1:20:52Speaker 6: she's at the Pet Smart or whatever, and they won't
- 1:20:54Speaker 6: sell her the bearded dragon because she doesn't want to
- 1:20:56Speaker 6: buy a large enough tank to put it in. She
- 1:20:58Speaker 6: admitted that she doesn't have one at home or whatever, etcetera, etcetera.
- 1:21:01Speaker 6: So she said, ha, ha, I got a cell phone.
- 1:21:03Speaker 6: I'm gonna show you how stupid you are. Now.
- 1:21:05Speaker 5: I want you to tell me what you're advising. I
- 1:21:07Speaker 5: can't get a bearded dragon.
- 1:21:08Speaker 12: Because why we have to make sure that their health
- 1:21:11Speaker 12: is always and then we can deny any sale.
- 1:21:14Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:21:14Speaker 22: And you're telling me that tank you have them in
- 1:21:16Speaker 22: right here is better than what I would be bringing
- 1:21:19Speaker 22: home in.
- 1:21:19Speaker 8: This yeah, because that's temporary.
- 1:21:23Speaker 13: So okay, and it's going to be temporary for a
- 1:21:25Speaker 13: month until I come back with three hundred dollars at
- 1:21:28Speaker 13: least sit down.
- 1:21:31Speaker 6: Okay, well, say exactly and get both at the same time.
- 1:21:37Speaker 8: But imagine fighting for a beard to drag.
- 1:21:40Speaker 6: Imagine being too trashy to buy one, get turned down.
- 1:21:44Speaker 6: I want to get this text. I'm a clean person.
- 1:21:46Speaker 6: I have a bearded dragon. Okay, but the majority, it's
- 1:21:48Speaker 6: like juggles there. I'm sure there's a nice juggle out there,
- 1:21:50Speaker 6: but the majority, if you are trashy jerks like this
- 1:21:53Speaker 6: person anyway, So she is just the numbers game, right,
- 1:21:57Speaker 6: you know? So she posts us on TikTok and guess
- 1:21:59Speaker 6: what everyone was against her?
- 1:22:00Speaker 23: What node as she is a stupid moron who's petulant
- 1:22:05Speaker 23: she gets back on TikTok to create some reaction videos
- 1:22:08Speaker 23: telling you while why she should be posting on TikTok,
- 1:22:11Speaker 23: but you should not be commenting on her tiktoks which.
- 1:22:13Speaker 6: She wants to put out for you to comment on.
- 1:22:14Speaker 22: Okay, the point was I do not have to buy
- 1:22:17Speaker 22: a tank from pet smart to be a qualified pet
- 1:22:20Speaker 22: owner period.
- 1:22:21Speaker 5: That was my whole point in making this video.
- 1:22:23Speaker 22: You cannot tell me I have to buy this certain
- 1:22:25Speaker 22: take from y'all to make me qualified or even walk
- 1:22:28Speaker 22: out with it. So shut up, good day, mind your business,
- 1:22:31Speaker 22: stay off TikTok.
- 1:22:32Speaker 5: You'll have nothing better to do.
- 1:22:34Speaker 10: Also, TikTok, you'll be nobody.
- 1:22:37Speaker 4: This goes back to what you say all the time,
- 1:22:39Speaker 4: you know, you don't have to put everything on social media?
- 1:22:41Speaker 6: Yeah, like why? And this is just an example of
- 1:22:44Speaker 6: how great we have it as a society in living
- 1:22:48Speaker 6: in this country that no matter you know all the
- 1:22:51Speaker 6: things that are going on, this is your big issue.
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: And you couldn't buy You couldn't buy a bearded dragon.
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: Got nothing better to do than look at TikTok as
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: I'm sitting here talking.
- 1:22:59Speaker 6: To you, and you want people to be engaging with
- 1:23:02Speaker 6: your stuff. On TikTok. You want to make your living
- 1:23:04Speaker 6: in a mommy blogger, but you suck at it because
- 1:23:06Speaker 6: you're a trash.
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: And a lot of pet adoptions or sales whatever. They
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: want to make sure it's going to a normal place.
- 1:23:11Speaker 6: Yeah, they're not monsterre they Well, speaking of lizards, iguanas
- 1:23:15Speaker 6: are still falling out of trees in Florida, and we
- 1:23:19Speaker 6: played the audio from Gray Davis telling us how to
- 1:23:21Speaker 6: eat an iguana a while ago.
- 1:23:22Speaker 4: Well and Sea Bass bought some iguana meat and I
- 1:23:26Speaker 4: saw it on chef swoops. Uh social media.
- 1:23:29Speaker 6: Oh, he's push posted, Yeah, look what's his chef unders
- 1:23:33Speaker 6: underscore swoop.
- 1:23:34Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, so Vaughan dropped the the iguana meat off
- 1:23:38Speaker 4: to him and he's just laughing.
- 1:23:39Speaker 8: He's like, oh my god, you guys.
- 1:23:41Speaker 6: He's yeah, he said it smells like a snake tank.
- 1:23:46Speaker 2: Yeah, like an aquarium with this, you know, a steak
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: in it.
- 1:23:49Speaker 8: By all means yeah, he's making.
- 1:23:52Speaker 2: Tacos with it. Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna come in.
- 1:23:54Speaker 4: We're going to do a woody show cooking corner Chef's
- 1:23:58Speaker 4: Swoop Chef's is going to be preparing these iguana tacos
- 1:24:02Speaker 4: that we heard about.
- 1:24:03Speaker 6: I bought it because there's others exotic meat website, so
- 1:24:05Speaker 6: I bought these again. They gave me two hoole iguanas
- 1:24:07Speaker 6: and iguana sausage. Oh it looks like.
- 1:24:10Speaker 5: A chef is he going to cook a normal meal too?
- 1:24:12Speaker 12: Well, and it looks like this is it looks like
- 1:24:14Speaker 12: this is a skin on.
- 1:24:17Speaker 4: He charged me five hundred bucks to cook this stuff.
- 1:24:21Speaker 5: We better like it.
- 1:24:22Speaker 6: We to eat it. Chef Swoop could go to Bucks
- 1:24:25Speaker 6: Coal Fired Pizza in North Palm Beach because they in
- 1:24:28Speaker 6: this video that's what they did.
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: They had.
- 1:24:30Speaker 6: This is kind of a set up here. The guy
- 1:24:31Speaker 6: has some medet iguanas. He brings them into bocks. He
- 1:24:33Speaker 6: shows you how to you know, skin them and prepare them,
- 1:24:35Speaker 6: and they make a pizza out of it. And this
- 1:24:37Speaker 6: is how it tastes.
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: Frozen iguanas to a hot pizza.
- 1:24:41Speaker 23: It tastes like your frog leg, but it's a little
- 1:24:44Speaker 23: bit sweet.
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: Everglades Pizza colds.
- 1:24:46Speaker 4: First Everglades Pizza nervous.
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: I'm an adventurous eater, but a guanas are they creat
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: me the f out look at it.
- 1:24:56Speaker 6: So that's how I feel about fish. I like eating it,
- 1:24:58Speaker 6: but I'm like, oh, that's one thing about cooking iguanas.
- 1:25:01Speaker 6: We sometimes see this where they'll smoke a whole alligator.
- 1:25:03Speaker 6: Is you skin it and indeed prepare it to smoke it.
- 1:25:06Speaker 6: But then you like, you don't skin the claws, you
- 1:25:08Speaker 6: leave the claw on, so.
- 1:25:12Speaker 10: You know the guilt.
- 1:25:14Speaker 8: I'm posting the video on our story right now.
- 1:25:17Speaker 6: Yeah, so we want to taco. Apparently that's now twice
- 1:25:20Speaker 6: we've played videos of people enjoying them.
- 1:25:21Speaker 12: Okay, now, besides Woody, who we know won't man up
- 1:25:24Speaker 12: and try it.
- 1:25:25Speaker 4: Something even about manning up. I'm not eating it. I
- 1:25:27Speaker 4: paid for it.
- 1:25:27Speaker 6: Enjoy You guys always bitch about try it breakfast catered.
- 1:25:31Speaker 2: So I'll try it.
- 1:25:32Speaker 6: I'll try it.
- 1:25:34Speaker 5: You're gonna try it? Yeah, here's my best.
- 1:25:37Speaker 6: Yeah I will because my first thought was it's a
- 1:25:39Speaker 6: wild animal, you know, parasites, but shooking it. But as
- 1:25:44Speaker 6: long as you cook it fully, that will kill anything
- 1:25:46Speaker 6: in there. I'm sure chefs WI will do that. And
- 1:25:49Speaker 6: it shut up frozen and dumbass Tyler left it the
- 1:25:52Speaker 6: sink last night.
- 1:25:53Speaker 2: Yeah, it's thawing.
- 1:25:55Speaker 6: Out, you.
- 1:25:57Speaker 2: Know, six hours, because that's how we do it.
- 1:26:00Speaker 6: Yeah, are you gonna dumbass, Tyler. You I mean you're adventurous.
- 1:26:04Speaker 6: You'll eat stuff. He went in a dog food like
- 1:26:06Speaker 6: there was no no hesitation whatsoever. Not that you said parasite,
- 1:26:09Speaker 6: no raw, it's not a reputable website.
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: Yeah, well but what's the website name?
- 1:26:17Speaker 4: Dumbess Tyler, are you willing to try the iguana tacos?
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll try it.
- 1:26:21Speaker 6: Okay, it's regardless of whether it's a reputable website, it's
- 1:26:24Speaker 6: still an animal arblets that was living in a tree.
- 1:26:27Speaker 5: So but so you're not gonna do it?
- 1:26:29Speaker 6: I said, I am, But then I thought, as long
- 1:26:31Speaker 6: as you cook anything to one hundred and sixty five plus.
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: I'm okay.
- 1:26:33Speaker 12: Yet, we don't need any snubs, being like I only
- 1:26:35Speaker 12: medium rare.
- 1:26:36Speaker 10: I'm okay with well, well, well done iguana.
- 1:26:39Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's like tar.
- 1:26:42Speaker 6: No, people eat deer all the time and that's parasise
- 1:26:46Speaker 6: and c Yeah, we're fine.
- 1:26:48Speaker 10: We're all gonna make it through.
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: So good school morning, Jeff g what's happening? Good morning?
- 1:26:56Speaker 2: What do you show?
- 1:26:57Speaker 9: Let's start with that big win by USA men's hockey overtime?
- 1:27:11Speaker 2: What a dub man?
- 1:27:12Speaker 9: Next up for team USA men's hockey Slovakia Friday at
- 1:27:15Speaker 9: twelve noon. The women's USA hockey team will be playing
- 1:27:18Speaker 9: for the gold medal today at ten am. Now, speaking
- 1:27:21Speaker 9: of the Olympics, women's freestyle skier and overall battie, Eileen
- 1:27:25Speaker 9: Goo put a reporter in his place after he asked
- 1:27:28Speaker 9: the lame ask question.
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: Listen to this. Do you see these is two silvers
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: gained or two goals lost.
- 1:27:36Speaker 16: I'm the most decorated free skier, female free skier in history.
- 1:27:40Speaker 16: I think that's an answer in and of itself. The
- 1:27:42Speaker 16: two medals lost situation. To be quite friend with you,
- 1:27:47Speaker 16: I think is kind of a ridiculous perspective to take.
- 1:27:50Speaker 9: I like your swag man city girls up and moving
- 1:27:52Speaker 9: on to the NBA. They are back tonight, Clippers hosting
- 1:27:55Speaker 9: the Joker and Denver into a Dome, plus about ten
- 1:27:58Speaker 9: other games and finally the morning. Since we're talking NBA.
- 1:28:01Speaker 9: Kevin Durant and his Twitter burner account got exposed over
- 1:28:04Speaker 9: NBA All Star weekend. He allegedly sent out tweets clowning
- 1:28:08Speaker 9: his former teammates and coaches, and he was asked about
- 1:28:11Speaker 9: that yesterday at Rockets practice.
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: I got to ask these questions, but I'm not here
- 1:28:14Speaker 2: to getting a Twitter nonsense. You know what he showed.
- 1:28:17Speaker 9: There's something weird about a grown ass man that has
- 1:28:19Speaker 9: a burner account and sends out passive aggressive tweets.
- 1:28:22Speaker 4: That's weird o behavior.
- 1:28:23Speaker 9: I'm JEFFG and that's your so col sports I Jeff.
- 1:28:26Speaker 2: You's a woody shoe. Shoe and wrap it up.
- 1:28:31Speaker 6: This sweet theme audience for the Steed Best Original Game.
- 1:28:34Speaker 6: Who dis Where? I play you a new music clip?
- 1:28:37Speaker 6: Sweet you guys trying to figure out who it is?
- 1:28:38Speaker 6: I'll give you a clue on this one, though. The
- 1:28:42Speaker 6: person you're about to hear is da actual real lyrics. Okay,
- 1:28:49Speaker 6: so like stuff from the vault exactly.
- 1:28:52Speaker 4: Okay, So who this way?
- 1:29:04Speaker 6: Don't know me, don't know, don't know me?
- 1:29:13Speaker 5: Mac Miller?
- 1:29:19Speaker 6: So what you're hearing there? What he is? The the music,
- 1:29:22Speaker 6: the producer. There is Thundercat, who is sort of a
- 1:29:24Speaker 6: funk mody. I like his stuff actually, and then I
- 1:29:26Speaker 6: guess he did something with Mac Miller, who's been dead
- 1:29:28Speaker 6: for like almost six years now, because he loves drugs
- 1:29:30Speaker 6: or loved drugs. L is too delicious. But yeah, so
- 1:29:35Speaker 6: that's that's their new single called She She Knows Too
- 1:29:38Speaker 6: Much she knows it's solid.
- 1:29:40Speaker 8: Yeah, well he put out like a whole album with
- 1:29:42Speaker 8: that type of sound.
- 1:29:43Speaker 13: Well, he's had a whole album come out since he's
- 1:29:45Speaker 13: died as well, like all of the stuff he previously recorded.
- 1:29:49Speaker 6: Speaking of white rappers, this have you seen this or
- 1:29:52Speaker 6: heard this audio menace to from Tupac released by his
- 1:29:55Speaker 6: ex security guard Reggie Wright.
- 1:29:58Speaker 8: Uh, I know there was like, yeah, some papes that
- 1:30:00Speaker 8: he had.
- 1:30:01Speaker 6: So this apparently Tupac does not like certain types of
- 1:30:04Speaker 6: white rappers.
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: I see this white dude that's doing Jamaican rap. Now,
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: I see white dudes rapping. Ain't killing, and you ain't
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: getting no love from me. We ain't taking no pictures,
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: and you ain't getting no love from us. You ain't
- 1:30:15Speaker 2: gonna getting up.
- 1:30:16Speaker 9: But Derby looks to my folks out they damn yeah.
- 1:30:20Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:30:22Speaker 6: I tend to agree with him because there's nothing I
- 1:30:25Speaker 6: enjoy more than the fake Jamaican accent.
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: Look at Chet Hanks.
- 1:30:28Speaker 8: Yeah that's solid. Yeah yeah.
- 1:30:33Speaker 6: But the guys who's something?
- 1:30:34Speaker 2: They said?
- 1:30:34Speaker 6: Well, I mean, let's know, our friends from uh, we
- 1:30:37Speaker 6: play some bands and they suddenly become Jamaican, not even
- 1:30:40Speaker 6: from Oklahoma.
- 1:30:40Speaker 8: Well there's like, uh, there's some guy that's wildly popular,
- 1:30:45Speaker 8: white guy that sounds you're making on social media right now?
- 1:30:48Speaker 17: God?
- 1:30:49Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, just like that too, like that he's uh,
- 1:30:55Speaker 6: he's done some stuff with like Drew Ski just recently.
- 1:30:58Speaker 5: He's pretty bid.
- 1:30:59Speaker 6: Speaking of Drewski, like why is he so popular?
- 1:31:01Speaker 8: Because he's freaking hilarious. What do you talking about?
- 1:31:03Speaker 6: As I watched his like, so he started showing up
- 1:31:05Speaker 6: in all these like T mobile commercials and yeahs and stuff,
- 1:31:08Speaker 6: So like, okay, they'll check this guy's stuff out. Yeah,
- 1:31:10Speaker 6: it's the most basic, obvious, poorly produced schedules.
- 1:31:13Speaker 4: So is it one of those? All right, we'll use
- 1:31:15Speaker 4: the example.
- 1:31:16Speaker 6: Like a lot of people find Key and Peel funny,
- 1:31:18Speaker 6: but they're like, you don't even.
- 1:31:20Speaker 2: Put them in the same category.
- 1:31:22Speaker 4: Oh dude, I will because he can. If you look
- 1:31:25Speaker 4: at all of their stuff, right, you could point to
- 1:31:27Speaker 4: like a handful of things you go, Okay, that's really
- 1:31:30Speaker 4: laugh out loud funny. Drewski may have a ton of stuff,
- 1:31:33Speaker 4: but there's only like little bits and pieces that are
- 1:31:36Speaker 4: you insane?
- 1:31:37Speaker 6: Like he put up that one where he was in
- 1:31:39Speaker 6: legitly you insane? Yeah, Like, give you an example.
- 1:31:42Speaker 8: I'll give you a concrete I'll get here, So it'd
- 1:31:44Speaker 8: have been love, could have been records, like all that
- 1:31:47Speaker 8: stuff is hilarious.
- 1:31:48Speaker 6: That's one ye, so but yeah, that's what that's the
- 1:31:51Speaker 6: name of something. So the big thing he did like,
- 1:31:52Speaker 6: oh he's gonna dress like a white guy and go
- 1:31:55Speaker 6: to a NASCAR race and.
- 1:31:56Speaker 8: It was just the hilarious.
- 1:31:57Speaker 2: But it wasn't though.
- 1:31:57Speaker 6: It's the most obvious like stare rieotypical, uninteresting hack jokes.
- 1:32:03Speaker 6: I might tell you like my sister and move And
- 1:32:05Speaker 6: it was just it was just like get a mullet on.
- 1:32:07Speaker 8: Did a hit too close to home or something?
- 1:32:10Speaker 13: It was.
- 1:32:12Speaker 6: You, Yeah, hilarious. Who did a great job at It
- 1:32:16Speaker 6: was Eddie Murphy forty years ago. It was actually well
- 1:32:18Speaker 6: produced written. The Drewsky stuff is just the lowest, easiest,
- 1:32:21Speaker 6: most obvious observation.
- 1:32:23Speaker 4: Full disclosure. I don't know anything about I know the name,
- 1:32:26Speaker 4: I know who he is, like you know, like he
- 1:32:28Speaker 4: just had that whole thing with the NFL honors.
- 1:32:31Speaker 2: Oh the ss no, the NFL honors were, Yeah, who's
- 1:32:35Speaker 2: the Seattle receiver?
- 1:32:36Speaker 6: He man in jig man in Jigmund Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:32:43Speaker 6: so he was he was.
- 1:32:44Speaker 4: He was in that clear anyway. So, but I think
- 1:32:47Speaker 4: based on what I'm hearing here, it's very much a
- 1:32:49Speaker 4: good comparison like Key and Peel. Oh God, because it's
- 1:32:54Speaker 4: not your thing. But for whatever reason, this Drewsky.
- 1:32:56Speaker 6: Guy is okay, but seems is having the same reaction
- 1:33:00Speaker 6: to the Drewski stuff that you have to the Key
- 1:33:01Speaker 6: and Peel stuff. Both are very popular, both seem to
- 1:33:05Speaker 6: have like an audience.
- 1:33:06Speaker 8: I know you don't care about my opinion, but no,
- 1:33:10Speaker 8: let's this is this is how it is. No, I'm
- 1:33:14Speaker 8: just saying, I'm sure like if you sat down with
- 1:33:18Speaker 8: Burke Kreischer, he could probably explain a lot better than
- 1:33:21Speaker 8: me on why. He'll probably sit down for an hour
- 1:33:25Speaker 8: explaining why Drewski is hilarious and funny.
- 1:33:28Speaker 6: I'll tell you why I think he's popular.
- 1:33:29Speaker 4: I'm sure I can find somebody who will sit there
- 1:33:31Speaker 4: for hours and tell you why.
- 1:33:35Speaker 8: Those people are like probably the most try hard, unfunny
- 1:33:37Speaker 8: people ever. Do you find Key and Peel funny in general?
- 1:33:45Speaker 6: But you guys make you the same but different points there.
- 1:33:48Speaker 6: You guys both find these two people or I find
- 1:33:51Speaker 6: drusky and funny for different reasons menace because they are
- 1:33:53Speaker 6: they are try hardy, and it's the sketches are very
- 1:33:56Speaker 6: formulaic and un funny. A lot of the times, I
- 1:33:58Speaker 6: think Drewski is pop because he is on a different platform.
- 1:34:02Speaker 6: He's younger appealing to. Like when I listened to Megan Trainer,
- 1:34:04Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, that's just Madonna, but because she's younger
- 1:34:07Speaker 6: and the twelve and thirteen to fourteen year old's never
- 1:34:09Speaker 6: seen this stuff before, so when they see Drewski, they're
- 1:34:12Speaker 6: not going to go back and watch Eddie Murphy clips
- 1:34:13Speaker 6: from nineteen eighty three, so that he's he's that generation.
- 1:34:18Speaker 6: But I'm saying but comparing him apples and oranges to
- 1:34:21Speaker 6: actually produce good sketch comedy, he's not even in the
- 1:34:24Speaker 6: same league, but he's where the kids are.
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: Well.
- 1:34:27Speaker 8: Also, the way it makes sense, he does comedy as well.
- 1:34:32Speaker 8: Uh he does the live streaming version right, so like
- 1:34:36Speaker 8: he's doing all this in like real time, so he's well.
- 1:34:40Speaker 6: Like I saw that he produced a piece about making
- 1:34:41Speaker 6: fun of like megapastors, and it was all the obvious, stupid,
- 1:34:45Speaker 6: corny jokes that like the most obvious observations were like
- 1:34:47Speaker 6: something like the Righteous Gemstones, much better well written, much better, deeper,
- 1:34:52Speaker 6: more interesting satire. But yeah, but who's gonna sit down
- 1:34:54Speaker 6: and watch that for an HBO And Drewski's there on
- 1:34:56Speaker 6: TikTok and doing it, yeah, and doing a bad job.
- 1:35:00Speaker 6: The cops clip the cops stuff was really funny too.
- 1:35:02Speaker 6: He's witty, though, give me one more, one more clip
- 1:35:05Speaker 6: for this weekend audio. All right, this is that's number nine.
- 1:35:08Speaker 6: There would he This is a man who smashed a
- 1:35:10Speaker 6: car From NBTC two Orlando. You might say, hear this
- 1:35:13Speaker 6: clip again in the fail Stories, jo Car.
- 1:35:17Speaker 24: Lucia County deputies say they caught Justin Allen breaking into
- 1:35:20Speaker 24: a car, hammer in hand. The thirty seven year olds
- 1:35:23Speaker 24: allegedly told deputies he did it to try and get
- 1:35:26Speaker 24: back at his ex girlfriend for stealing his medication.
- 1:35:30Speaker 6: And this is sebuzz is in it, so anxiety and
- 1:35:34Speaker 6: so I.
- 1:35:34Speaker 24: Do good seeking revenge. Deputy say Alan smashed the car
- 1:35:38Speaker 24: on Friday, leaving thousands of dollars worth of damage, But
- 1:35:42Speaker 24: it turns out he got.
- 1:35:43Speaker 6: The wrong car. He belonged to.
- 1:35:46Speaker 24: An innocent public's employee.
- 1:35:49Speaker 6: Oh no, well you know that happens, guys, exactly. No
- 1:35:55Speaker 6: one's shocked. This guy's looking for some box zone by
- 1:35:57Speaker 6: the way.
- 1:35:57Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you very much. See bast the weekend. We'll
- 1:36:02Speaker 4: take a quick break more. What show is next?
- 1:36:05Speaker 2: Hang show will.
- 1:36:07Speaker 8: Be right back, yam, I think I know this.
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: Show.
- 1:36:19Speaker 6: And just remind me that Saturday is the Woody Show
- 1:36:22Speaker 6: beat up at Brewery X in Anaheim.
- 1:36:25Speaker 4: Yeah, it starts at three pm. Goes to question Mark. Yes,
- 1:36:32Speaker 4: all right, we're just hanging.
- 1:36:33Speaker 6: Do we drop?
- 1:36:34Speaker 4: Do drop until we drop? I said, I said, do
- 1:36:38Speaker 4: we drive?
- 1:36:38Speaker 10: I'm like no, no, just till we sit down and
- 1:36:41Speaker 10: can't get back.
- 1:36:42Speaker 6: Yeah, we sure don't. But we're gonna have a lot
- 1:36:44Speaker 6: of really cool giveaways. Uh.
- 1:36:46Speaker 4: We have Dogma Society who's going to be performing, uh,
- 1:36:49Speaker 4: doing a little show for us live. It's all free,
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- 1:36:55Speaker 4: you can shirts, and there's hundreds of them. Are Tim
- 1:37:00Speaker 4: thought that maybe he overordered? I think uh, I think Uh.
- 1:37:03Speaker 4: I think we're in good I think we're in good shape.
- 1:37:05Speaker 2: These are cool.
- 1:37:06Speaker 4: So that's Brewery X in Anaheim starting at three p
- 1:37:09Speaker 4: m on Saturday. Get all the details just go to
- 1:37:12Speaker 4: our website, the Woodieshow dot com. Click on events.
- 1:37:19Speaker 6: We have dumbass Tyler who's going to talk to a
- 1:37:24Speaker 6: couple of these, uh, these girls that Morgan's been going
- 1:37:27Speaker 6: back and forth with, who are trying to get.
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: A date with dumbass Tyler some.
- 1:37:34Speaker 4: Potential matches Again, we're gonna We're gonna send Tyler on
- 1:37:38Speaker 4: a date. Wow, you know like they do on those
- 1:37:41Speaker 4: dating games. I got we'll pay for the date, see
- 1:37:43Speaker 4: if there's a spark there or something.
- 1:37:44Speaker 12: Now, a lot of times on those dating shows they
- 1:37:46Speaker 12: also ask if you want to shop around, just to make.
- 1:37:54Speaker 10: Sure there's no funny business on.
- 1:37:55Speaker 6: There was a show I just remember, I haven't thought
- 1:38:01Speaker 6: about the show and forever.
- 1:38:02Speaker 4: There was a show on teams called Hell Date.
- 1:38:04Speaker 2: Oh yes, remember the Black Midget with the Hell Date.
- 1:38:09Speaker 8: So you're like TV, Yeah, you're on a regular date
- 1:38:12Speaker 8: and then something crazy happened.
- 1:38:16Speaker 5: Yes, was that on MTV Hell Date?
- 1:38:18Speaker 4: No, I want to say it was like on the
- 1:38:19Speaker 4: w B or like one.
- 1:38:21Speaker 6: Of the but yeah, yeah, somebody they think they're on
- 1:38:26Speaker 6: a regular date and then wild things would happen.
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:38:31Speaker 4: So it's candid camera but a dating show. And at
- 1:38:34Speaker 4: the end when the big reveals it's still black midget
- 1:38:36Speaker 4: and a devil cos going you on Hell Date? You
- 1:38:40Speaker 4: on Hell It was so funny.
- 1:38:43Speaker 8: I want to warn you something because you offered to
- 1:38:45Speaker 8: pay for the dates Woody and I just want to
- 1:38:48Speaker 8: throw this out there. Do we plan the dates or
- 1:38:50Speaker 8: we leave it up to Tyler because I'm just saying, Tyler,
- 1:38:54Speaker 8: might you say oh, let's go? No no, no, no, no,
- 1:38:58Speaker 8: not at all. He'll say, oh, yeah, this is the
- 1:39:00Speaker 8: budget and then he takes them to McDonald in the box.
- 1:39:06Speaker 16: There.
- 1:39:06Speaker 2: Do we plan to tell us what the date is?
- 1:39:08Speaker 2: He's got he's got to share with us.
- 1:39:10Speaker 6: He has to submit his expense reports to share.
- 1:39:13Speaker 4: What the plan is, like, this is what we're gonna do. Like,
- 1:39:15Speaker 4: so I talked to her.
- 1:39:16Speaker 8: I just want to see we decided.
- 1:39:18Speaker 4: You know, we want to do, you know, go whatever,
- 1:39:21Speaker 4: fly to Rome? Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean within reason
- 1:39:25Speaker 4: of course.
- 1:39:26Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, like mini golf and dates stuff.
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: Yeah, dates, the typical dates.
- 1:39:31Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:39:32Speaker 4: Oh by the way, congratulations to uh you remember young
- 1:39:35Speaker 4: Michael who.
- 1:39:36Speaker 2: Worked on the show.
- 1:39:36Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, young Michael who had Morgan's job before Morgan.
- 1:39:42Speaker 6: I think we had a couple of people in between
- 1:39:44Speaker 6: young Michael and Morgan.
- 1:39:45Speaker 2: Actually, but.
- 1:39:47Speaker 4: Yeah, who did we Oh yeah, who lived in Croatia
- 1:39:51Speaker 4: for a while.
- 1:39:53Speaker 2: Yeah, Tyler Randy.
- 1:39:54Speaker 4: But that was since young Michael Tyler and Randy it was.
- 1:39:59Speaker 8: I think they were like here, but then they rotated
- 1:40:01Speaker 8: the position.
- 1:40:02Speaker 6: Anyway, he and his wife just had another baby. Wow,
- 1:40:06Speaker 6: now I got two kids. He's on his way to minivan.
- 1:40:09Speaker 2: My god. Yeah, do you know if it's a boy
- 1:40:12Speaker 2: or girl.
- 1:40:12Speaker 4: It's a boy.
- 1:40:14Speaker 2: He's got two sons. Now he's got.
- 1:40:16Speaker 4: Two sons and man in that newborn face. Oh God,
- 1:40:21Speaker 4: god speed, god speed son, god speed.
- 1:40:23Speaker 9: Well.
- 1:40:23Speaker 8: I like that he did him right away. Yeah, you know,
- 1:40:26Speaker 8: because you just knock it out and there's not a
- 1:40:28Speaker 8: huge gap in between the ages.
- 1:40:30Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:40:32Speaker 6: And then Greg, I've got some baby news to what
- 1:40:36Speaker 6: I'm pregnant.
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: No, I think this is big news. And I'm wondering
- 1:40:41Speaker 2: if I should be as honored. And I almost started
- 1:40:43Speaker 2: crying when I was asked. I got asked to be
- 1:40:45Speaker 2: a godfather. How does that work? You're not even religious.
- 1:40:50Speaker 2: I know.
- 1:40:51Speaker 12: It's just you're the one that imparts the wisdom or
- 1:40:53Speaker 12: takes the kid away, right.
- 1:40:55Speaker 5: Yeah, if they die now you have a kid, I know.
- 1:40:58Speaker 8: Of course in your yeah, gift obligation.
- 1:41:03Speaker 2: No problem are the parents. Speaking of former Woody Show employees,
- 1:41:08Speaker 2: Katie Oh really baby.
- 1:41:11Speaker 1: Seven, baby in.
- 1:41:13Speaker 2: I think she's due in let's see three months, no kidding. Yeah,
- 1:41:18Speaker 2: So I'm going to be the godfather. I think it's cool.
- 1:41:21Speaker 6: I've never been asked to be a godfather, a godfather
- 1:41:24Speaker 6: in law.
- 1:41:26Speaker 2: I don't believe so was the godmother.
- 1:41:29Speaker 18: Dmother.
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: This is just all on me. It's cool.
- 1:41:32Speaker 6: That is very sweet.
- 1:41:33Speaker 2: Like I know that most people there godparents and they
- 1:41:37Speaker 2: really never end up doing much. But I do want
- 1:41:40Speaker 2: to kind of be a good godfather. I don't know
- 1:41:43Speaker 2: what that entails because I've never done it. Wow, have
- 1:41:47Speaker 2: we known Katie? Now? I've known her almost twenty years
- 1:41:50Speaker 2: because we met her as she was about to turn eighteen.
- 1:41:53Speaker 4: Because she was a phone screener for this.
- 1:41:56Speaker 8: She was like at first she started as a video intern.
- 1:42:00Speaker 8: Was that right, yeah, Vaughn, she was like a that was.
- 1:42:02Speaker 4: So long ago.
- 1:42:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:42:04Speaker 4: I just remember her answering phones. I don't remember her doing.
- 1:42:06Speaker 2: The yeah phones and her daily blogs.
- 1:42:10Speaker 4: I remember that she did a great job of that.
- 1:42:11Speaker 4: She was really good at that, really good. The most
- 1:42:14Speaker 4: thorough person we had ever had in that role.
- 1:42:16Speaker 2: For sure. She would break down the show every day.
- 1:42:18Speaker 2: Everything we did well, it was good. So yeah, she
- 1:42:21Speaker 2: asked me to be the godfather. I'm stoked.
- 1:42:23Speaker 13: We got to have a party for you when the
- 1:42:25Speaker 13: baby's born. Yeah, we get.
- 1:42:28Speaker 6: You cards and stuff, So that's acquired. Now do you
- 1:42:34Speaker 6: have the conversation with you like if her and her
- 1:42:37Speaker 6: husband died, that this baby's going to come live with you?
- 1:42:39Speaker 6: I mean, was that part of the conversation or was
- 1:42:41Speaker 6: it just assumed?
- 1:42:42Speaker 2: No, it was not. I think it was just assumed.
- 1:42:45Speaker 5: And who pays for it?
- 1:42:46Speaker 2: Who pays for what baby? Yeah? You know if something
- 1:42:53Speaker 2: happens to the parents, that's not like they set aside
- 1:42:55Speaker 2: an emergency.
- 1:42:55Speaker 1: We did.
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: Really, Now do your kids have God?
- 1:43:00Speaker 14: Uh?
- 1:43:01Speaker 6: No, really, no set because we're not saying like no,
- 1:43:05Speaker 6: we're not.
- 1:43:06Speaker 2: We're not religious people.
- 1:43:08Speaker 6: Yeah, but I know.
- 1:43:10Speaker 2: Non religious people that'll have.
- 1:43:11Speaker 4: But I think I think they just do it to
- 1:43:13Speaker 4: do it. It's like one of those things like you
- 1:43:14Speaker 4: just do it because you're.
- 1:43:15Speaker 6: Like, oh, he's like Catholic thing, right, like jus No,
- 1:43:18Speaker 6: I mean the whole idea is you have somebody who's
- 1:43:20Speaker 6: going to help bring the king. But when you say
- 1:43:23Speaker 6: yeah and keeps them on the on the rails with it's.
- 1:43:25Speaker 2: Not just Catholic. I'm Russian. Orthodox. I've got god parents
- 1:43:28Speaker 2: and the god. It used to be in the old
- 1:43:29Speaker 2: timing days that god parents would be the ones at
- 1:43:32Speaker 2: your christening.
- 1:43:33Speaker 10: Yeah right, yeah.
- 1:43:34Speaker 2: And they would hold you. Yeah. But this is going
- 1:43:38Speaker 2: to be completely non denominational. It's just the title. But
- 1:43:43Speaker 2: it does come with that responsibility that if anything happens
- 1:43:46Speaker 2: to them, that's my kid. And I know already it's
- 1:43:49Speaker 2: a boy.
- 1:43:50Speaker 6: Oh it was a girl.
- 1:43:52Speaker 2: I wouldn't have except that I would have turned it down.
- 1:43:55Speaker 4: Yeah, because Grace got no. He said that before.
- 1:43:56Speaker 2: I don't want to. He said he would.
- 1:43:58Speaker 4: He said he would be so like he said, you know,
- 1:44:01Speaker 4: if if he was in a situation where you know,
- 1:44:03Speaker 4: his partner was having a baby and they found out
- 1:44:05Speaker 4: I was gonna be a girl, he said he'd be
- 1:44:07Speaker 4: so bummed.
- 1:44:07Speaker 2: To quote unquote, I'd be on the search for a
- 1:44:10Speaker 2: lesbian couple to give it to at least a girl.
- 1:44:13Speaker 5: I think a lot of people feel that way. They
- 1:44:14Speaker 5: just don't admit it.
- 1:44:15Speaker 2: And the caveat goes deeper. If it was a boy
- 1:44:17Speaker 2: and it wasn't cute, it also it's to get cute.
- 1:44:24Speaker 2: Usually get cute within about six months. It's no newborn,
- 1:44:27Speaker 2: and I contend this and I believe it, and I'll
- 1:44:30Speaker 2: die in the hill. There is no such thing as
- 1:44:33Speaker 2: a cute.
- 1:44:33Speaker 6: Newborn wrinkly littleien. How you have kids, and you'd probably
- 1:44:39Speaker 6: think about how your fingers look? Have you been in
- 1:44:40Speaker 6: the pool for a while, meridating.
- 1:44:45Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:44:45Speaker 6: You know, like like he.
- 1:44:51Speaker 2: Was born and they share pictures and people say, oh,
- 1:44:54Speaker 2: they're so beautiful. Now great?
- 1:44:56Speaker 8: Does this make you happy?
- 1:44:58Speaker 2: Absolutely? Okay, So I get to thank you for what
- 1:45:02Speaker 2: because I was the one that hired Katie.
- 1:45:05Speaker 4: Wow, just give him?
- 1:45:08Speaker 2: Yes I did. Where where she came to our events?
- 1:45:12Speaker 2: She can tell the story better than I can. She
- 1:45:15Speaker 2: remembers better than I do. She came to events before
- 1:45:17Speaker 2: she worked for the show.
- 1:45:19Speaker 4: This is what this is like when my wife assists
- 1:45:22Speaker 4: on an apology to say, sorry, there you go, thanks
- 1:45:26Speaker 4: John Man.
- 1:45:26Speaker 2: This that's great.
- 1:45:27Speaker 4: Here are what the show is coming up. We're going
- 1:45:29Speaker 4: to do the dating game, Tyler is talking. We have
- 1:45:32Speaker 4: two bachelorettes right ready to go.
- 1:45:39Speaker 1: Show.
- 1:45:40Speaker 2: I love it.
- 1:45:40Speaker 8: It's great.
- 1:45:43Speaker 4: You know, usually when we start something, sometimes most of time,
- 1:45:45Speaker 4: we never finish, you know, like we start with an
- 1:45:48Speaker 4: idea or we see an idea, and then you know,
- 1:45:52Speaker 4: we talk about it, it becomes the overgrown lot.
- 1:45:54Speaker 2: It just never yet, it just gets out of control
- 1:45:55Speaker 2: and then.
- 1:45:56Speaker 4: Yeah, this I feel like we're actually doing a pretty
- 1:45:58Speaker 4: good job of staying on tat trying to find a
- 1:46:01Speaker 4: date for dumb ass Tyler. It started with dumb ass
- 1:46:06Speaker 4: Tyler and Menji, but then of course Menji went back
- 1:46:09Speaker 4: to his ex girlfriend, so he's out yailed, So it
- 1:46:12Speaker 4: just leaves all the ladies for dumb ass Tyler.
- 1:46:15Speaker 2: Lucky.
- 1:46:16Speaker 4: And you know, women have been sending.
- 1:46:17Speaker 2: In text messages and emails, and Morgan, you've been going
- 1:46:19Speaker 2: through them.
- 1:46:20Speaker 5: Yeah, there's been emails, texts.
- 1:46:22Speaker 4: You think there's legit interest here or is this just
- 1:46:25Speaker 4: like people like they hear like oh collar ten and
- 1:46:27Speaker 4: they just react to it and they want to be
- 1:46:29Speaker 4: a part of something with the show.
- 1:46:31Speaker 5: I do think some of them are legit interested.
- 1:46:33Speaker 4: Okay, good.
- 1:46:34Speaker 5: I don't know after.
- 1:46:35Speaker 13: The whole you know, nosehair thing that yeah lost there,
- 1:46:40Speaker 13: But these few girls that I've talked to, I think
- 1:46:42Speaker 13: they're legit.
- 1:46:42Speaker 4: Yeah, what were you telling me, Tyler? You said that
- 1:46:45Speaker 4: you had an appointment. Yes, so I had a doctor.
- 1:46:48Speaker 4: I had a pre scheduled doctor's appointment. I told him
- 1:46:50Speaker 4: what happened on the show, and he was absolutely mortified.
- 1:46:53Speaker 4: Why would you tell him that? Yeah, about the mill's hair, Well,
- 1:46:56Speaker 4: he was fine with the dog food, he was fine
- 1:46:58Speaker 4: obviously with the oil and hair treatment. Thing was it
- 1:47:02Speaker 4: was the nosehair lollipops.
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: That he looked at me and word for word just.
- 1:47:07Speaker 4: Like why yeah, why, Well, you know, we all can't
- 1:47:11Speaker 4: be doctors. Someone had to be out here grinding for
- 1:47:15Speaker 4: a living. So anyway, we have a couple of the
- 1:47:17Speaker 4: ladies that Morgan's been talking to, and we've been offering
- 1:47:21Speaker 4: to send them out on a date that you know,
- 1:47:23Speaker 4: we would pay for. You guys, go out and do
- 1:47:25Speaker 4: something fun and just see if there's any kind of
- 1:47:27Speaker 4: there there any kind of spark to be had. But hey,
- 1:47:30Speaker 4: we forgured it to be fun if we had a
- 1:47:32Speaker 4: couple of ladies go head to head for Tyler's affections.
- 1:47:35Speaker 4: In Around of the Wood, he showed dating game. Yes,
- 1:47:39Speaker 4: now I realized there was like a something like a
- 1:47:42Speaker 4: like a generation gap who may not understand, you know,
- 1:47:45Speaker 4: the dating game and how it worked. So it was
- 1:47:48Speaker 4: a game where there would be either a bachelor or
- 1:47:50Speaker 4: a bachelorette and then they would have three people they
- 1:47:54Speaker 4: went on dates with all three people, and they would
- 1:47:56Speaker 4: like recap the.
- 1:47:57Speaker 2: Dates, right, I think you're thinking love.
- 1:48:00Speaker 12: Actually, Okay, there was dating games where there's three hiding
- 1:48:03Speaker 12: on the other side of the wall.
- 1:48:04Speaker 2: Correct correct questions.
- 1:48:06Speaker 4: Oh yeah, which, by the way, there's a really funny
- 1:48:08Speaker 4: clip of the other connection of love connection that I'll
- 1:48:11Speaker 4: play at the end of all this.
- 1:48:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:48:13Speaker 6: So anyway, there's either a bachelor or a bachelorette, and
- 1:48:16Speaker 6: they have three potential matches and they get to ask questions.
- 1:48:20Speaker 4: All right, Bachelor number one or bachelorette number two or
- 1:48:23Speaker 4: whatever it is, and then they get to pick and
- 1:48:26Speaker 4: we'll see how it goes.
- 1:48:27Speaker 2: Okay, so Tyler will, which.
- 1:48:29Speaker 4: By the way, I'm willing to send him out on
- 1:48:30Speaker 4: a date with both, not at the same time. Not
- 1:48:34Speaker 4: at the same time, but like you know, this is
- 1:48:36Speaker 4: just more fun.
- 1:48:37Speaker 5: Whoever wants it?
- 1:48:38Speaker 4: Yeah, And who is a bachelorette number one? Here, Morgan.
- 1:48:42Speaker 13: Bachelotte number one is Christina. But I would love if
- 1:48:44Speaker 13: we could call our dumb ass Tina.
- 1:48:46Speaker 4: All right, Well let's let's find out Christina.
- 1:48:49Speaker 2: Are you there?
- 1:48:50Speaker 6: Yes?
- 1:48:50Speaker 2: All right? All right? And you really do go by Tina?
- 1:48:55Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:48:55Speaker 4: So under the circumstances with dumb ass Tyler? Is it?
- 1:48:58Speaker 2: Is it?
- 1:48:58Speaker 4: Okay if we call you dumb ass Tina. Sure, I mean,
- 1:49:03Speaker 4: I guess, I guess, we'll see.
- 1:49:04Speaker 6: I'm not there yet.
- 1:49:05Speaker 7: I don't want to be mixed up with the other
- 1:49:07Speaker 7: one though.
- 1:49:09Speaker 2: That's true. True, you know what.
- 1:49:12Speaker 4: I hear what she's saying, Morgan and I I I
- 1:49:15Speaker 4: agree with that. Yeah, that's not fair.
- 1:49:18Speaker 2: How about all right?
- 1:49:20Speaker 5: Okay, dumbas I mean, he does go heavy. I'm just kidding.
- 1:49:25Speaker 4: Well, this is this is Christina. How how are you Christina?
- 1:49:28Speaker 2: Nervous? Nervous? Okay, don't be.
- 1:49:30Speaker 4: Don't be nervous. It's just Tyler. Yeah, it's it's just
- 1:49:33Speaker 4: Tyler and nervous too. And we're gonna send you guys
- 1:49:35Speaker 4: out on a date anyway, no matter like how things
- 1:49:37Speaker 4: go today. And uh, you know, we're just gonna say
- 1:49:39Speaker 4: this is more for fun, just to kind of, yeah,
- 1:49:42Speaker 4: for him, get to know you a little bit better.
- 1:49:43Speaker 4: And also we're going to give you an opportunity to
- 1:49:45Speaker 4: ask Tyler a couple of questions if you like, at
- 1:49:47Speaker 4: the end of the game. And then who is the
- 1:49:49Speaker 4: other person here? This is Mackenzie, all right, So it's
- 1:49:52Speaker 4: a bachelorette number two. It's Mackenzie. Hi, Mackenzie, Hi, Hi, Hi,
- 1:49:57Speaker 4: there's h there's Mackenzie. It's okay. If we call you
- 1:49:59Speaker 4: dumb ass, mchan I'm sure.
- 1:50:03Speaker 2: I'm kidding. I' kidding.
- 1:50:04Speaker 4: We're not gonna call you dumb as Pickenzie. Now, the
- 1:50:06Speaker 4: way the game works, Uh, Tyler is going to ask
- 1:50:08Speaker 4: you some questions. Just please give him honest answers again,
- 1:50:12Speaker 4: no right or wrong answers. Just do your best to
- 1:50:15Speaker 4: answer the questions that he's got for you. And Tyler,
- 1:50:16Speaker 4: you're ready to go?
- 1:50:17Speaker 25: Yeah, I have thirty questions locked and low. We're not
- 1:50:20Speaker 25: gonna get over prepared. Yeah, we're not. We're not gonna
- 1:50:24Speaker 25: get to all thirty. All right, So and you can
- 1:50:26Speaker 25: start with whoever you like. So, Bachelor at number one
- 1:50:28Speaker 25: is Christina. Bachelor number two is Mackenzie. Ladies, are you ready?
- 1:50:32Speaker 9: Yes?
- 1:50:33Speaker 4: All right, here we go. What do you show dating game?
- 1:50:36Speaker 3: Okay, we're gonna start off with some easy questions. So
- 1:50:38Speaker 3: let's start off with Christina, what is your ultimate guilty
- 1:50:42Speaker 3: pleasure movie?
- 1:50:43Speaker 7: Yeah, don't make fun of me on this one, but
- 1:50:45Speaker 7: I sage movies.
- 1:50:47Speaker 2: Ice, Sage movies.
- 1:50:48Speaker 6: Okay, Ice, age.
- 1:50:51Speaker 8: That's good for Tyler. He likes yeah, yeah, I never Okay,
- 1:50:56Speaker 8: he's a type guy.
- 1:50:58Speaker 2: Yeah, that's thing. Let's go thing. What's called? Okay?
- 1:51:01Speaker 3: This next one is for Mackenzie. What is your go
- 1:51:05Speaker 3: to drunk food after a drinking night out?
- 1:51:09Speaker 14: I love buffalo wings or like chili cheese fries?
- 1:51:16Speaker 2: Win the game? All right? Okay?
- 1:51:21Speaker 3: Also for Mackenzie, do you prefer the beach, the desert
- 1:51:25Speaker 3: or the mountains?
- 1:51:26Speaker 23: Oh?
- 1:51:27Speaker 14: I'm a mountains girl all the way.
- 1:51:29Speaker 4: And what would you do if you're up in the mountains,
- 1:51:30Speaker 4: like a hiking camping, It's like a date like.
- 1:51:34Speaker 14: All weekend fishing, all weekend camping, hiking, all of it.
- 1:51:40Speaker 4: And when it comes to camping, is it like, uh,
- 1:51:43Speaker 4: you know, put a tent up? Or like do you
- 1:51:44Speaker 4: want to like camp more glamping?
- 1:51:46Speaker 14: I've never gone lamping. I've only done like the roughened
- 1:51:50Speaker 14: like you I know how to put up a tent.
- 1:51:52Speaker 2: Don't worry.
- 1:51:55Speaker 14: I can cook over fire like you know.
- 1:51:59Speaker 13: Okay, okay, yes you know those little sausages.
- 1:52:06Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. This one's for Christina. Do you own any
- 1:52:11Speaker 3: stuffed animals? And if so, how many are on your bed?
- 1:52:15Speaker 7: I do? But none of them are on my bed.
- 1:52:18Speaker 2: Okay, that's a solid answer. All right, Well, how many
- 1:52:20Speaker 2: do you own?
- 1:52:21Speaker 8: Oh?
- 1:52:22Speaker 7: Like two?
- 1:52:23Speaker 4: Okay?
- 1:52:24Speaker 7: I have hug from Friends okay.
- 1:52:28Speaker 2: The penguin wearing a jacket and god, I wouldn't know either, okay.
- 1:52:34Speaker 5: And it's not like from childhood. It's like adulthood.
- 1:52:37Speaker 6: No, okay, you wouldn't watch Friends as a kid.
- 1:52:43Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. This one is for Mackenzie. Are you a
- 1:52:48Speaker 3: dog or a cat person?
- 1:52:49Speaker 14: I actually have two cats?
- 1:52:51Speaker 2: Two cats? Okay, cool? Good.
- 1:52:52Speaker 14: I do love dogs too, so it's not like I
- 1:52:55Speaker 14: only prefer one or the other.
- 1:52:57Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I can work with that.
- 1:53:01Speaker 3: I can work with that's acceptable to Tyler. You can
- 1:53:06Speaker 3: work with that, lady, Yeah, okay. This one is for Christina.
- 1:53:12Speaker 3: Did you go to college and what did you graduate with?
- 1:53:16Speaker 2: Uh?
- 1:53:17Speaker 4: What degree did you get your degree in? Is that
- 1:53:19Speaker 4: where you're going to.
- 1:53:21Speaker 7: I have a bachelor's in accounting and a master's in Engineering,
- 1:53:25Speaker 7: sustainability and health.
- 1:53:27Speaker 6: A master Well smart and what though? She just told us?
- 1:53:31Speaker 4: Well yeah still yeah, see it's just.
- 1:53:36Speaker 2: Stability.
- 1:53:37Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, I don't want sea baths. He's balding, so.
- 1:53:43Speaker 2: Exactly right, exactly right?
- 1:53:45Speaker 4: What he showed dating game. We have Bachelorette number one Christina,
- 1:53:49Speaker 4: and then bachelorrete number two Mackenzie. We're gonna send them
- 1:53:52Speaker 4: on dates with dumb ass Tyler, but Tyler is figuring
- 1:53:56Speaker 4: out a little bit more about each one of the ladies.
- 1:53:59Speaker 3: Okay, this next one is for Mackenzie, and what is
- 1:54:03Speaker 3: the wildest thing you've ever done to get someone's attention?
- 1:54:08Speaker 14: Probably flirt with a cop. I had shown someone interest
- 1:54:16Speaker 14: and his response was, I have to think about it.
- 1:54:19Speaker 14: And luckily my friend's car stopped working, so we had
- 1:54:23Speaker 14: to call like a cop or like someone to come
- 1:54:26Speaker 14: and help us. And I just decided to start flirting
- 1:54:28Speaker 14: with the cop in front of the guy who said
- 1:54:30Speaker 14: you had to wait and think about it. And then
- 1:54:32Speaker 14: almost immediately the guy was like, no, what are you doing?
- 1:54:35Speaker 17: Like?
- 1:54:35Speaker 14: I like talk to me like that. So that was
- 1:54:38Speaker 14: probably the craziest thing, was me getting very fresh with
- 1:54:41Speaker 14: the cop to make another guy jealous.
- 1:54:44Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, you had the same question for both.
- 1:54:49Speaker 4: No, oh yeah, different questions, different questions.
- 1:54:51Speaker 3: Okay, So this one is for Christina. I give me
- 1:54:56Speaker 3: one second. We pull up here because it's on my list. Uh,
- 1:54:59Speaker 3: if you found out that I committed a crime and
- 1:55:02Speaker 3: that crime benefited both of us. Would you keep it
- 1:55:06Speaker 3: a secret or would you turn me in?
- 1:55:08Speaker 5: Interesting question?
- 1:55:11Speaker 7: Why I want to keep it a secret. I don't
- 1:55:19Speaker 7: think I could morally, and my conscious would just won't
- 1:55:22Speaker 7: let me.
- 1:55:23Speaker 10: That's a good, honest answer.
- 1:55:24Speaker 2: I appreciate you, all right?
- 1:55:28Speaker 7: Right?
- 1:55:28Speaker 2: Or all right?
- 1:55:29Speaker 3: One more question? How about a question for both ladies.
- 1:55:32Speaker 3: So the last question for both of you. If you
- 1:55:35Speaker 3: could compare your skills in bed to a type of animal,
- 1:55:38Speaker 3: which one would it be?
- 1:55:40Speaker 2: And why? Alright?
- 1:55:41Speaker 6: This is.
- 1:55:45Speaker 2: Thank you?
- 1:55:47Speaker 5: Well ask who you want to ask.
- 1:55:48Speaker 1: The question.
- 1:55:50Speaker 2: You got?
- 1:55:51Speaker 4: Okay, that's the red number one. Christina.
- 1:55:54Speaker 7: I'm pretty open to everything, so I don't know what animal.
- 1:56:00Speaker 7: I guess like lion. Like I'm not like that slow
- 1:56:10Speaker 7: romantic kind of thing.
- 1:56:13Speaker 4: Okay, all right now, if if your bedroom skills were
- 1:56:17Speaker 4: an animal, what animal would you be?
- 1:56:21Speaker 2: McKenzie?
- 1:56:22Speaker 14: Uh? For me, I would think I would say like
- 1:56:25Speaker 14: a lion s because I know that if you can't,
- 1:56:30Speaker 14: you know, make me yell, then you're not doing it right.
- 1:56:39Speaker 8: So you said it would take like more than one
- 1:56:42Speaker 8: date to hook up with him. Now we're only covering
- 1:56:45Speaker 8: one date. On the second date, would you be willing
- 1:56:48Speaker 8: to cover the bill?
- 1:56:51Speaker 7: Yes, I mean I have good money.
- 1:56:53Speaker 14: I don't mind covering all right.
- 1:56:56Speaker 2: I like that all right?
- 1:56:56Speaker 17: Now?
- 1:56:57Speaker 4: Uh those are Tyler's questions for Christina and Mackenzie. Now, Christina,
- 1:57:02Speaker 4: do you have a question for Tyler?
- 1:57:05Speaker 6: Yes?
- 1:57:06Speaker 7: What is up with that chicken? Story? Why did you
- 1:57:09Speaker 7: leave it in the sink?
- 1:57:12Speaker 2: What story?
- 1:57:15Speaker 18: Answer?
- 1:57:16Speaker 16: Yeah?
- 1:57:16Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so that is just how me and my
- 1:57:19Speaker 3: family have been thawing anything that's its family.
- 1:57:23Speaker 2: I am Hispanic. That's how Mexicans do it.
- 1:57:26Speaker 3: So that's that's why it was, you know, left in
- 1:57:29Speaker 3: the sink overnight, know any better?
- 1:57:30Speaker 2: Okay?
- 1:57:31Speaker 7: Did you eat it?
- 1:57:33Speaker 1: Uh?
- 1:57:33Speaker 3: No, Out of respect for my roommate, I tossed it
- 1:57:36Speaker 3: and I just bought more later.
- 1:57:37Speaker 5: Eat it gets sick, I don't care. I was looking
- 1:57:42Speaker 5: out for you, but not anymore.
- 1:57:45Speaker 2: She wants you to die.
- 1:57:46Speaker 4: I know she wants her place back.
- 1:57:49Speaker 6: Yeah, please eat it an insurance policy.
- 1:57:52Speaker 4: Mackenzie, do you have a question for dumb ass Tyler?
- 1:57:55Speaker 2: Kind of on the same page.
- 1:57:56Speaker 7: Did you bleach the sink?
- 1:58:00Speaker 2: They could ask.
- 1:58:02Speaker 3: With the chicken? Yes, I did completely clean out the sink.
- 1:58:06Speaker 3: I tossed this one z. I cleaned the counter around
- 1:58:10Speaker 3: the sink and it was all deep Clayton.
- 1:58:12Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, okay, well there you go. Uh those are
- 1:58:16Speaker 6: the two bachelorettes. I'm gonna ask the listeners to text
- 1:58:21Speaker 6: their vote who would Tyler choose to go on the
- 1:58:24Speaker 6: first date with? Would it be Bachelorette number one, which
- 1:58:27Speaker 6: is Christina or Bachelorette number two? Mackenzie just text one
- 1:58:33Speaker 6: of their two names over to two two nine eight seven.
- 1:58:38Speaker 2: What exactly? What is this? What do you show?
- 1:58:42Speaker 4: So there's the dating game and there's love Connection. Now
- 1:58:47Speaker 4: one of them was where you know, there was the
- 1:58:49Speaker 4: Bachelor Bachelorette and there were like three different guys. The
- 1:58:51Speaker 4: audience got to choose which guy or which person that
- 1:58:57Speaker 4: the bachelor of bacherette was.
- 1:59:00Speaker 2: In the dating game that the person asking the questions
- 1:59:03Speaker 2: to chose.
- 1:59:03Speaker 6: You know, I'm saying that with the one I'm talking
- 1:59:05Speaker 6: about Love Connection.
- 1:59:08Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's where I have the clip from.
- 1:59:10Speaker 6: Yes and they taken of the audience and.
- 1:59:13Speaker 4: All the audience thinks that Menace would be best for you.
- 1:59:16Speaker 4: Blah blah blah blah.
- 1:59:17Speaker 10: Blah does horrible screen grabs.
- 1:59:19Speaker 6: Yes, so here this this is this is this is
- 1:59:22Speaker 6: one of the funnier clips. Now this is not a
- 1:59:23Speaker 6: I This is from a clip from years and years
- 1:59:26Speaker 6: and years ago.
- 1:59:26Speaker 4: We've we've had it forever. This is so funny.
- 1:59:30Speaker 2: Originally from Illinoy. He enjoys old there and hot music,
- 1:59:35Speaker 2: says that he and his mom don't see eyed eye
- 1:59:37Speaker 2: on his love life, and.
- 1:59:38Speaker 6: He claims that his job has cost in several relationships.
- 1:59:41Speaker 2: Were welcome Robert Faggot.
- 1:59:45Speaker 4: His name is Robert Faggot.
- 1:59:49Speaker 6: See faggot is rather an odd name.
- 1:59:53Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it is.
- 1:59:54Speaker 4: Yeah, you can see that might cause have come some
- 1:59:56Speaker 4: kind of problem with.
- 1:59:58Speaker 6: On TV, I tell you.
- 2:00:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:00:00Speaker 4: All right, So let's uh, let's go back to our
- 2:00:03Speaker 4: two bachelorettes. Christina is still with us high Christina, and
- 2:00:08Speaker 4: then we have bachelorette number two. Who is McKenzie. McKenzie,
- 2:00:12Speaker 4: are you still there?
- 2:00:14Speaker 16: Yes?
- 2:00:14Speaker 4: Sam, Okay, Now I'm gonna ask I have a question
- 2:00:16Speaker 4: for both ladies, Christina and McKenzie. Has your opinion on
- 2:00:21Speaker 4: dumb ass Tyler changed in the course of this line
- 2:00:24Speaker 4: of questioning.
- 2:00:25Speaker 14: No, I mean I got to know him more, which
- 2:00:27Speaker 14: is nice because I feel like I didn't know that
- 2:00:30Speaker 14: much about him. I guess really a nice, genuine person.
- 2:00:33Speaker 9: And that.
- 2:00:34Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:00:34Speaker 4: Yeah, you know that's what a lot of people say,
- 2:00:35Speaker 4: Like he does seem like a nice, genuine person.
- 2:00:37Speaker 19: Does litle gross, but you know, a genuine, genuine, very questionable.
- 2:00:44Speaker 2: All right.
- 2:00:44Speaker 4: So uh now you guys hang on one second, because
- 2:00:47Speaker 4: we're gonna go to dumb ass Tyler. Dumb ask Tyler
- 2:00:49Speaker 4: walked me through your decision making here.
- 2:00:52Speaker 3: I just you know, there's certain things I really like
- 2:00:55Speaker 3: and there's certain things I just really don't like. And
- 2:00:58Speaker 3: those were kind of with the questions I pay, And honestly,
- 2:01:01Speaker 3: they both checked off the.
- 2:01:02Speaker 2: Things I like.
- 2:01:03Speaker 6: This is kind of this is kind of a tower,
- 2:01:08Speaker 6: all right. No, yeah, no, it's not that at all.
- 2:01:18Speaker 8: You're gonna get ee feel tower.
- 2:01:19Speaker 6: Yeah all right, so dumb ass Tyler, just based on
- 2:01:22Speaker 6: what you've heard here today.
- 2:01:24Speaker 2: Now this is for.
- 2:01:26Speaker 4: First date privileges.
- 2:01:28Speaker 3: For first date privileges, I give Mackenzie the slightness am
- 2:01:34Speaker 3: lucky girl. I know what, like what what gave her
- 2:01:38Speaker 3: that edge?
- 2:01:39Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 2:01:40Speaker 3: It's just something about like the way she sounds, and
- 2:01:42Speaker 3: like I said, she was checking off like every single
- 2:01:44Speaker 3: box on the wings. Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, Well, Mackenzie,
- 2:01:53Speaker 3: we're gonna send you on a date with dumbass Tyler
- 2:01:55Speaker 3: and we expect you know full details.
- 2:01:57Speaker 4: We'll get the recap after the day. We'll see how
- 2:01:59Speaker 4: both parts he's felt about the date.
- 2:02:01Speaker 6: The dating game will turn into love connection.
- 2:02:03Speaker 4: Yes, yes, exactly right. And Christina, same for for you
- 2:02:09Speaker 4: as well. Uh, we're gonna send you on a date
- 2:02:11Speaker 4: with with dumb ass Tyler. You guys, can you know,
- 2:02:13Speaker 4: figure out what that date is going to be and
- 2:02:15Speaker 4: just to see again if there's any there there is
- 2:02:17Speaker 4: there any kind of any kind of spark and then uh,
- 2:02:20Speaker 4: and then we'll find out afterwards how it went. But
- 2:02:23Speaker 4: if you're around this weekend, we invite you both to
- 2:02:26Speaker 4: the Woodie Show meet up that we're having. Absolutely and uh,
- 2:02:30Speaker 4: you guys will have an opportunity to, uh to hang
- 2:02:32Speaker 4: out and and and have a little conversation there even
- 2:02:34Speaker 4: before the date, maybe even discuss, you know, discuss what
- 2:02:38Speaker 4: the what the dating, uh, what the date might be.
- 2:02:40Speaker 8: But ladies, be civil, no fighting over boxy boxing.
- 2:02:45Speaker 6: Yeah, actually yeah I will.
- 2:02:49Speaker 4: Christina, thank you very much for joining us, and uh
- 2:02:52Speaker 4: hopefully hopefully we'll maybe see you this weekend. And then
- 2:02:55Speaker 4: McKenzie same and uh, we'll all be waiting to find
- 2:02:58Speaker 4: out how this day goes. Indeed, thank you. I'm Mackenzie
- 2:03:01Speaker 4: and Christina. There they go, Woody Show Dating Gamer.
- 2:03:04Speaker 6: I got it.
- 2:03:04Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody, hang on.
- 2:03:07Speaker 6: It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, the Woody Show.
- 2:03:16Speaker 4: It is a throwback Thursday and time to welcome into
- 2:03:21Speaker 4: the Woody Show studio. Be pride to Pacoima. You guys,
- 2:03:25Speaker 4: he's the senior vice president and managing partner of Club
- 2:03:28Speaker 4: Turn Up El presidente himself. I give you the smooth,
- 2:03:33Speaker 4: bald headed brother g J.
- 2:03:36Speaker 2: Tim Martinez. Yeah, what's up?
- 2:03:43Speaker 8: Tim?
- 2:03:46Speaker 4: Do you do you shave your own head? I?
- 2:03:48Speaker 2: Do you do? Like day? Every day? Every other day?
- 2:03:52Speaker 4: Oh every other day? Now do you use like a
- 2:03:55Speaker 4: like a regular like razor that's got a handle on it?
- 2:03:58Speaker 4: Or did you I send you that video?
- 2:04:03Speaker 8: I do just your ordinary big wow?
- 2:04:08Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 2:04:08Speaker 4: Yeah, because I was gonna say, I saw I saw
- 2:04:10Speaker 4: this one that looked almost like a like a thing
- 2:04:13Speaker 4: you hold in your palm kind of rub it over
- 2:04:17Speaker 4: all over your head and thinking like, man, how do
- 2:04:18Speaker 4: you not cut yourself up?
- 2:04:20Speaker 26: And I have seen that, but I would, I mean,
- 2:04:22Speaker 26: I would ask the same thing of like, you know,
- 2:04:24Speaker 26: you're always lined up super great on your face.
- 2:04:26Speaker 2: Well that's because of a hammer and nail, correct.
- 2:04:29Speaker 8: But I would say the same thing. And I think
- 2:04:30Speaker 8: I asked Greg this a couple of weeks ago.
- 2:04:33Speaker 26: I would worry about getting cut with that razor because
- 2:04:36Speaker 26: that one's like that exactly, like that, that's like the
- 2:04:40Speaker 26: stuff that you see in surgery.
- 2:04:42Speaker 4: I'm not doing that myself.
- 2:04:44Speaker 8: Yeah, but Tim, I'm a little disappointed you don't use
- 2:04:46Speaker 8: the switch blade, you know, like keep.
- 2:04:49Speaker 6: Yeah, no, no, no.
- 2:04:51Speaker 26: And I will say when I finally went bald, because
- 2:04:56Speaker 26: I wanted to go bald, I was like, oh my god,
- 2:04:58Speaker 26: I'm gonna say, so much money the haircuts.
- 2:05:04Speaker 6: Yeah, that looks like it right, Yeah, that there's like
- 2:05:07Speaker 6: it's just that's weird.
- 2:05:08Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm not like your shred.
- 2:05:11Speaker 8: But I will say I think I spend more money.
- 2:05:14Speaker 2: Now on razors than I do.
- 2:05:17Speaker 16: Uh.
- 2:05:19Speaker 2: Razors are like one hundred and ninety eight dollars.
- 2:05:22Speaker 4: Crazy, go to Costco Man buy them.
- 2:05:26Speaker 10: The lifetimes of line.
- 2:05:26Speaker 4: Also, it's a I gotta say, I know you're all
- 2:05:29Speaker 4: excited about it, waiting for the three peep, but I
- 2:05:31Speaker 4: think it's weird seeing baseball on TV already, No way
- 2:05:35Speaker 4: watching when they're doing the coverage on k t L
- 2:05:37Speaker 4: a of uh of, you know, full full squad practices
- 2:05:40Speaker 4: and stuff for the Dodgers.
- 2:05:41Speaker 2: And for the Angels.
- 2:05:45Speaker 4: Didn't baseball just and I feel like we were just
- 2:05:48Speaker 4: giving away tickets in the suite for those World Series games.
- 2:05:52Speaker 2: No, it's been too long.
- 2:05:54Speaker 8: No, I feel like we've been waiting forever.
- 2:05:57Speaker 26: Wow, thank God for the Olympics, because I've just been
- 2:06:02Speaker 26: like waiting. I've literally just been waiting for some entertainment.
- 2:06:07Speaker 2: And when when is opening Day?
- 2:06:09Speaker 4: Well, well, opening day or no?
- 2:06:12Speaker 2: No, no, opening door?
- 2:06:13Speaker 8: March twenty sixth of March.
- 2:06:16Speaker 2: Is that right?
- 2:06:16Speaker 6: He knows the top of Yeah.
- 2:06:18Speaker 8: I mean it's a Thursday, and I'm I'm really torn.
- 2:06:22Speaker 1: I know you're gonna go.
- 2:06:23Speaker 26: Oh darn, It's the same day as the iHeart Music Awards.
- 2:06:29Speaker 8: So I'm you, I'm really torn. Look, if I'm you
- 2:06:33Speaker 8: gotta do a doubleheader, dude?
- 2:06:36Speaker 6: If I'm you, obviously Dodgers Opening Day wins out. Yes
- 2:06:42Speaker 6: in my heart, because this is your job. This is
- 2:06:45Speaker 6: your job, is your passion.
- 2:06:46Speaker 8: How do you pay for the ticket?
- 2:06:48Speaker 2: Yes?
- 2:06:48Speaker 13: No?
- 2:06:49Speaker 2: No.
- 2:06:49Speaker 4: My thing is like, are you required to go to
- 2:06:51Speaker 4: the iHeart Quality forget screw.
- 2:06:54Speaker 26: I'm so well here it ends. My portion of the
- 2:06:58Speaker 26: event ends at five game. First pitch I believe is
- 2:07:01Speaker 26: at five third. Yeah, I'm going to be in Hollywood,
- 2:07:05Speaker 26: so I'm already doing the math like I could probably
- 2:07:06Speaker 26: get there by second endie.
- 2:07:08Speaker 6: So that's that's very al right, it's very Get to
- 2:07:13Speaker 6: your seat around the fourth inning.
- 2:07:14Speaker 4: Leave after the seventh inning.
- 2:07:15Speaker 2: You know, it's just the traffic.
- 2:07:17Speaker 8: He'll be there, The game will be going on until midnight.
- 2:07:21Speaker 2: Yeah, you're fine.
- 2:07:22Speaker 4: Well, Tim's already called the three Peties that it's happening.
- 2:07:25Speaker 26: And this weekend we kick off spring training with the
- 2:07:29Speaker 26: Angels and the Padres.
- 2:07:31Speaker 4: That's kind of great.
- 2:07:32Speaker 8: Are you going to do a run this year to
- 2:07:34Speaker 8: the Arizona Yeah for sure.
- 2:07:37Speaker 2: Yeah, he does that.
- 2:07:38Speaker 4: It's his pilgrimage. Yeah, he goes to Mecca. It's out
- 2:07:41Speaker 4: to Arizona. Man, Yeah, go see my people. Well, DJ
- 2:07:43Speaker 4: Tim Martinez was a actual club DJ back in the day,
- 2:07:47Speaker 4: and so he remembers all these songs from when they
- 2:07:49Speaker 4: were new and he was playing them in the club
- 2:07:50Speaker 4: and getting random phone numbers there at the DJ booth,
- 2:07:53Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying. But we put him in
- 2:07:56Speaker 4: charge of picking the song that we go up in
- 2:07:57Speaker 4: the club with each week, and Tim Martinez, what do
- 2:08:01Speaker 4: we got.
- 2:08:01Speaker 8: We're going nineteen eighty nine. Pump up the Jam?
- 2:08:05Speaker 2: Tech, Yeah, Woody Show.
- 2:08:10Speaker 4: You know what, dude, pump up the jam.
- 2:08:13Speaker 2: Indeed, this is a jam. Yes, I love this song.
- 2:08:18Speaker 18: Get Up Up, Get Busy Dot.
- 2:08:20Speaker 4: That was their other song, Check the Tronic Pump Up
- 2:08:23Speaker 4: the Jam Throwback Thursday Up, being the clerk.
- 2:08:25Speaker 6: Pump the jam, pump it up, damn.
- 2:08:28Speaker 4: Pump it up all right, techt the Tronic Pump Up
- 2:08:31Speaker 4: the Jam Throwback Thursday Up and the clur Oh yeah,
- 2:08:35Speaker 4: so good dude. All right, hey real quick before I
- 2:08:39Speaker 4: gotta go. Uh looking forward to Saturday. So Tim's been
- 2:08:44Speaker 4: doing a lot of behind the scenes stuff like making
- 2:08:47Speaker 4: sure that our band, Dogma Society has everything that they
- 2:08:49Speaker 4: need and they're all steps, they're setting, ready to go,
- 2:08:51Speaker 4: ready to go, all right, and then uh, he's been
- 2:08:53Speaker 4: working on those Woody Show limited edition shirts.
- 2:08:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:08:59Speaker 4: Tomorrow, Tomorrow is when I'm going to be able to
- 2:09:02Speaker 4: tell you all about them. So yeah, yeah, Well, because
- 2:09:06Speaker 4: tomorrow we're announcing all the details for the after hours
- 2:09:10Speaker 4: takeover and it's kind of the last hurrah.
- 2:09:12Speaker 2: Before the event, right for sure.
- 2:09:14Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'll tell you about these limited These are
- 2:09:16Speaker 4: the only place that you're gonna be able to get
- 2:09:18Speaker 4: these shirts from what I from, From what I'm saying
- 2:09:21Speaker 4: right now, if people really freak out about them, like
- 2:09:25Speaker 4: you know, yeah, I'm sure, because don't you hate that
- 2:09:27Speaker 4: Greg talks about all the time, like like you have something, people.
- 2:09:30Speaker 2: Want it, so, you know, just make more more.
- 2:09:35Speaker 4: Yeah, like when the Nintendo switch or you know whatever
- 2:09:37Speaker 4: it was, it's like, you know, the people lining up
- 2:09:40Speaker 4: for different things. You want the new I phone, Just
- 2:09:43Speaker 4: make more.
- 2:09:47Speaker 2: I will say about these shirts.
- 2:09:48Speaker 26: I will say I have yet to find a Woodi
- 2:09:51Speaker 26: Show listener who doesn't like any of your shirts.
- 2:09:54Speaker 4: That's true, So we'll start there.
- 2:09:56Speaker 8: So this one I think is just going to be
- 2:09:57Speaker 8: amplified by what it is.
- 2:09:59Speaker 4: Yeah, it's definitely. I've been telling everybody. It's not the
- 2:10:03Speaker 4: standard Woody Show logo. No, we changed up for this one,
- 2:10:06Speaker 4: which is part part of what I think is exciting.
- 2:10:08Speaker 4: We've had the same logo for a billion years literally,
- 2:10:11Speaker 4: like honestly probably since two thousand. We started with this
- 2:10:14Speaker 4: logo in two thousand and five.
- 2:10:17Speaker 10: Oh damn, two thousand and five.
- 2:10:18Speaker 2: Two thousand and five.
- 2:10:20Speaker 26: And you know what's crazy is I have asked Woody
- 2:10:22Speaker 26: multiple times, hey can I do Can I change up
- 2:10:25Speaker 26: the logo?
- 2:10:25Speaker 2: He's like, absolutely not. What do you think it was like?
- 2:10:27Speaker 2: The logo?
- 2:10:28Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, a lot of times that it's to being round.
- 2:10:32Speaker 8: Yeah, I would love I would love around logo.
- 2:10:34Speaker 2: I don't like those round logos.
- 2:10:36Speaker 6: I know people like them for social media, but yeah
- 2:10:39Speaker 6: their profile. Yeah right, Yeah.
- 2:10:41Speaker 4: Anyway, we will see everybody on Saturday, including DJ Tim Martinez,
- 2:10:45Speaker 4: has been doing such great work organizing all this stuff
- 2:10:47Speaker 4: behind the scenes. Is going to be a fun party.
- 2:10:49Speaker 4: Just click on the events tab of our website, The
- 2:10:51Speaker 4: Woodieshow dot com. DJ Tim Martine.
- 2:10:54Speaker 2: Yeah, Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.
- 2:11:00Speaker 4: And that's gonna do it for Thursday pre Fridays in
- 2:11:04Speaker 4: the books. And that's good news for one main reason.
- 2:11:08Speaker 2: Which I'll tell you about here in a second.
- 2:11:09Speaker 4: But if you missed anything on the show this morning,
- 2:11:11Speaker 4: get caught up full show podcast waiting for you there,
- 2:11:14Speaker 4: just by going to the Woodyshow dot com.
- 2:11:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:11:17Speaker 4: That big reason that's so exciting is because if today
- 2:11:20Speaker 4: is Thursday, that can only mean that tomorrow is Friday.
- 2:11:24Speaker 4: End of that short four day work week, we're already here,
- 2:11:27Speaker 4: which good news. But great news is the announcement that
- 2:11:30Speaker 4: we have tomorrow the date and the beginning of the
- 2:11:33Speaker 4: giveaways to get you into the Woodies Show after hours
- 2:11:36Speaker 4: takeover at Disney California Adventure Park. Disney once again giving
- 2:11:41Speaker 4: us the park. We're super grateful to them for giving
- 2:11:44Speaker 4: us as opportunity minutes. It's awesome. It's something that nobody
- 2:11:47Speaker 4: else gets to do. They close the park to the public.
- 2:11:50Speaker 4: It's only open to Woodi Show listeners who win their
- 2:11:52Speaker 4: way in. And there's a couple other details about other
- 2:11:55Speaker 4: ways that you can win tickets besides just here on
- 2:11:56Speaker 4: the air. But all that tomorrow and the beginning of
- 2:11:59Speaker 4: the giveaways here on the Woody Show. And then I
- 2:12:02Speaker 4: just don't forget Saturday. We have a big meet up
- 2:12:04Speaker 4: where we're gonna be giving away a bunch of really
- 2:12:06Speaker 4: cool prizes guys, including those limited edition Woody Show shirts.
- 2:12:10Speaker 4: Dog societies can be performing. That is Saturday this Saturday afternoon,
- 2:12:14Speaker 4: starting at three pm in Anaheim at Brewery X. Get
- 2:12:18Speaker 4: the details, click on the events tab of our website,
- 2:12:21Speaker 4: The Woodyshow dot com. But tomorrow, anything we could do
- 2:12:24Speaker 4: to get through the morning in the weekend as quickly
- 2:12:26Speaker 4: as possible. That's the plan Tomorrow Friday. Here on The
- 2:12:29Speaker 4: Woody Show on All ninety eight to seven, Greg Gory
- 2:12:33Speaker 4: parting words of wisdom.
- 2:12:34Speaker 2: Please instant gratification takes way too long.
- 2:12:38Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what. We are very much an on
- 2:12:40Speaker 4: demand society totally. You know, even stuff that was seen
- 2:12:43Speaker 4: as instant yeah, is no longer good enough.
- 2:12:50Speaker 2: Now. Yeah.
- 2:12:51Speaker 4: I was told the other day by my kids that
- 2:12:53Speaker 4: easymac was taking too long.
- 2:12:55Speaker 2: Oh wow, I mean I get it.
- 2:13:00Speaker 4: Good, new kids have it. We used to have to
- 2:13:02Speaker 4: boil the water.
- 2:13:03Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, ad the butter. Yeah.
- 2:13:06Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Great Gory, we thank you so
- 2:13:10Speaker 4: much for giving the Woo Show some of your valuable
- 2:13:11Speaker 4: time this morning. You know we love and appreciate you
- 2:13:13Speaker 4: for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
- 2:13:15Speaker 4: We'll catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day,
- 2:13:17Speaker 4: s MD double M. I quit this bitch.