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John Goodman - Sexy Boomer Show's 100th Guest · Phil and Ted's Sexy Boomer Show

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  Welcome
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  to
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  Phil
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  and
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  Ted's
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  Sexy
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  Boomer
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  Show.
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  I'm
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  Ted
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  Bonnitt.
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  I'm
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  Phil
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  Proctor.
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  And
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  it's
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  our
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  hundredth
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  show.
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  And
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  it's
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  100
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  degrees
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  here
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  in
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  Glendale,
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  so
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  the
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  whole
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  city
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  is
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  celebrating.
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  You
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  don't
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  look
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  a
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  show
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  over
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  90.
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  I
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  know.
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  It's
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  because
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  I
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  had
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  this
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  new
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  face
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  made
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  by
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  my
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  reptilian
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  masters.
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  It
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  really
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  goes
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  well
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  with
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  your
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  St.
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  Patty's
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  Day
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  Leprechaun
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  outfit.
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  Yeah.
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  Thank
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  you
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  very
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  much.
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  That's
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  a
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  huge
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  bow
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  tie.
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  As
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  big
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  as
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  in
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  your
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  head?
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  This
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  is
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  what
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  I
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  wear
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  at
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  home.
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  I
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  guess
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  my
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  secret
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  is
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  finally
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  out.
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  Does
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  that
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  bow
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  tie
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  spin?
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  Because
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  it's
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  awfully
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  hot.
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  No,
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  no,
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  I.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm
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  an
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  Amish
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  Irish
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  leprechaun.
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  Very
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  Amish
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  Irish.
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  Amish
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  Irish,
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  that's
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  me.
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  Well,
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  it's
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  our
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  hundredth
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  show.
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  I
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  can't
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  believe
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  it.
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  How
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  time
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  flies.
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  It
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  does.
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  Well,
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  I
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  don't
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  know
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  what
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  the
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  joke
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  is
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  there.
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  How
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  time
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  flies.
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  I
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  think
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  it's
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  more
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  like
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  how
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  time
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  dies.
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  Because
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  once
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  it's
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  lived,
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  it's
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  over.
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  I
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  think
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  time
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  is
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  just
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  now.
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  Wow.
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  That's
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  pretty
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  heavy,
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  Phil.
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  Let
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  me
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  write
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  that
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  down
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  here.
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  Here.
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  I've
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  got
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  it
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  on
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  my
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  card.
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  It's
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  on
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  the
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  card.
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  Yes.
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  Total
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  tool.
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  That's
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  a
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  total
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  tool.
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  That's
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  me.
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  Well,
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  we
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  have
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  a
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  very
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  special
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  guest
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  today.
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  That's
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  right.
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  That's
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  right.
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  It
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  was
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  part
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  of
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  the
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  contract
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  originally.
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  He
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  was
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  our
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  first
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  guest
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  ever.
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  And
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  he
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  didn't
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  see
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  the
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  fine
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  print
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  that
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  said,
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  you'll
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  also
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  then
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  have
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  to
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  be
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  our
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  100th
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  guest.
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  Yes,
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  that's
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  right.
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  And
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  that
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  would
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  be
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  the
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  one,
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  the
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  only,
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  the
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  dear
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  friend,
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  John
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  Goodman.
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  Yes.
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  Well,
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  actually,
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  not
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  the
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  one,
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  the
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  only,
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  the
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  one,
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  the
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  many
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  John
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  Goodman.
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  Hi.
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  Goody.
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  There
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  are
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  many
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  of
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  us
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  and
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  we're
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  all
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  in
• 1:35
  different
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  time
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  zones.
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  Where
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  are
• 1:38
  you?
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  Where?
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  Amos,
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  we
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  are
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  in
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  outside
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  Charleston,
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  South
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  Carolina,
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  where
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  it's
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  freezing.
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  Wow.
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  It's
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  freezing.
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  It's
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  freezing
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  there.
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  I
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  know.
• 1:47
  Tornadoes
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  on
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  the
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  East
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  Coast.
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  Right.
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  And
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  snow.
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  And
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  frozen
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  leprechauns
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  are
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  driving.
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  Driving
• 1:54
  drunk
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  today,
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  wherever
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  they
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  are.
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  Be
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  careful.
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  Is
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  the
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  green
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  snow
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  falling?
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  That's
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  what
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  I
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  want
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  to
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  know.
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  Somewhere.
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  Yeah.
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  Chernobyl.
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  We're
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  in
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  Chernobyl
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  lies
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  a
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  little
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  lass.
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  Chernobyl.
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  He's
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  glowing.
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  Yes,
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  right.
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  Glowing
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  grass.
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  So,
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  what's
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  the
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  latest
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  professional
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  project
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  that
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  you've
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  been
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  involved
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  in?
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  Well,
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  let's
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  cut
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  right
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  to
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  itemployed.
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  Since
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  June.
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  Unemployed
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  since
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  June.
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  No,
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  I
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  do
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  the
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  odd
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  voice
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  over.
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  Yeah,
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  I
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  did
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  a
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  film
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  last
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  year,
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  Most
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  Sick
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  for
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  Six
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  Months
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  in
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  London.
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  Came
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  home
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  and
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  worked
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  for
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  my
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  son
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  in
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  law
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  in
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  June,
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  which
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  we
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  just
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  premiered
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  the
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  movie
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  at
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  the
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  south
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  by
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  Southwest
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  festival
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  in
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  Austin,
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  Texas.
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  Wow.
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  How'd
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  that
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  go?
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  Very
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  well
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  received.
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  Nice.
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  What's
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  the
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  name
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  of
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  the
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  movie?
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  Chili
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  Finger.
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  Chili
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  Finger.
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  Chili
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  Finger.
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  I
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  thought
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  it
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  was
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  a
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  Latin
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  American
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  spy
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  movie,
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  and
• 2:55
  I
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  was
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  wrong.
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  I
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  did
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  it
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  anyway,
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  obviously
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  the.
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  The
• 3:01
  plot
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  is
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  a
• 3:03
  secret
• 3:03
  of
• 3:03
  some
• 3:03
  sort.
• 3:04
  When
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  will
• 3:04
  the
• 3:04
  film
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  be
• 3:05
  released?
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  It's
• 3:06
  got
• 3:06
  to
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  be
• 3:06
  bought
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  first.
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  Oh,
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  yes.
• 3:08
  Okay.
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  Put
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  it
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  in
• 3:10
  the
• 3:10
  can,
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  they
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  call
• 3:11
  it.
• 3:11
  That's
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  right.
• 3:12
  Put
• 3:12
  it
• 3:12
  in
• 3:12
  the
• 3:12
  can.
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  Yeah.
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  So
• 3:14
  it
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  stays
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  fresh.
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  Probably
• 3:17
  the
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  fall.
• 3:19
  Some
• 3:19
  of
• 3:19
  those
• 3:19
  frozen
• 3:20
  leprechauns
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  will
• 3:20
  be
• 3:20
  thawing
• 3:21
  out.
• 3:22
  South
• 3:22
  by
• 3:23
  Southwest
• 3:23
  is
• 3:23
  really
• 3:24
  the
• 3:24
  hip
• 3:24
  event
• 3:24
  now.
• 3:25
  Isn't
• 3:25
  in
• 3:25
  some
• 3:25
  ways
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  eclipsed
• 3:26
  Sundance
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  because
• 3:27
  they
• 3:27
  do
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  so
• 3:28
  many
• 3:28
  different
• 3:28
  things
• 3:28
  there.
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  Yeah,
• 3:29
  there's
• 3:30
  music,
• 3:31
  all
• 3:31
  kinds
• 3:31
  of
• 3:32
  stuff.
• 3:32
  It's
• 3:32
  very
• 3:33
  crowded
• 3:33
  and
• 3:34
  traffic
• 3:34
  sucks.
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  That's
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  all
• 3:35
  I
• 3:35
  know.
• 3:36
  I
• 3:36
  went
• 3:36
  from
• 3:36
  the
• 3:36
  hotel
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  room
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  to
• 3:37
  events
• 3:37
  and
• 3:38
  that
• 3:38
  was
• 3:39
  it.
• 3:39
  I
• 3:39
  have
• 3:39
  a
• 3:39
  broken
• 3:40
  arm.
• 3:40
  Oh,
• 3:41
  no.
• 3:41
  I
• 3:42
  sustained
• 3:42
  a
• 3:42
  month
• 3:42
  ago
• 3:43
  in
• 3:43
  a
• 3:43
  hideous
• 3:44
  shopping
• 3:44
  cart
• 3:44
  accident.
• 3:45
  Oh,
• 3:46
  no.
• 3:46
  Really?
• 3:47
  I
• 3:47
  was
• 3:47
  sober
• 3:48
  officer,
• 3:48
  I
• 3:48
  swear.
• 3:51
  Yeah,
• 3:51
  I
• 3:51
  top
• 3:52
  loaded
• 3:52
  the
• 3:52
  little
• 3:53
  shopping
• 3:53
  cart
• 3:53
  with
• 3:54
  a
• 3:54
  lot
• 3:54
  of
• 3:54
  water,
• 3:55
  so
• 3:55
  it
• 3:55
  was
• 3:55
  really
• 3:55
  top
• 3:56
  heavy.
• 3:56
  And
• 3:56
  I
• 3:56
  hit
• 3:56
  a
• 3:57
  bump,
• 3:57
  went
• 3:57
  over
• 3:58
  with
• 3:58
  it,
• 3:59
  and
• 3:59
  it's.
• 3:59
  It's
• 4:00
  one
• 4:00
  of
• 4:00
  the.
• 4:00
  It's
• 4:00
  a
• 4:00
  crack
• 4:01
  all
• 4:01
  the
• 4:02
  way
• 4:02
  through
• 4:02
  my
• 4:02
  upper
• 4:03
  right
• 4:03
  arm.
• 4:03
  And
• 4:04
  they
• 4:04
  can't
• 4:05
  put
• 4:05
  a
• 4:05
  cast
• 4:05
  on
• 4:05
  it
• 4:06
  or
• 4:06
  anything,
• 4:06
  so
• 4:06
  it
• 4:07
  just
• 4:07
  hurts.
• 4:07
  Oh,
• 4:08
  that's
• 4:08
  wonderful.
• 4:10
  But
• 4:10
  listen,
• 4:11
  you
• 4:11
  didn't
• 4:11
  bring
• 4:11
  me
• 4:11
  another
• 4:12
  frozen
• 4:12
  leprechaun,
• 4:13
  honey.
• 4:14
  You
• 4:15
  didn't
• 4:15
  break
• 4:15
  your
• 4:16
  funny
• 4:16
  bone
• 4:16
  though,
• 4:17
  right?
• 4:18
  Obviously.
• 4:19
  That's
• 4:19
  good.
• 4:20
  A
• 4:20
  long
• 4:20
  time
• 4:20
  ago.
• 4:21
  Along
• 4:21
  with
• 4:21
  my
• 4:21
  soul.
• 4:23
  Well,
• 4:23
  you
• 4:23
  know,
• 4:23
  ironically.
• 4:25
  Ironically,
• 4:25
  I
• 4:25
  took
• 4:26
  fall
• 4:27
  in
• 4:27
  front
• 4:27
  of
• 4:27
  my
• 4:28
  house
• 4:28
  in
• 4:29
  Benedict
• 4:29
  Canyon
• 4:30
  the
• 4:30
  other
• 4:30
  day.
• 4:30
  And
• 4:31
  luckily
• 4:32
  I
• 4:32
  only
• 4:33
  have
• 4:33
  like
• 4:33
  a
• 4:33
  bruise
• 4:34
  on
• 4:34
  my
• 4:34
  elbow
• 4:35
  and
• 4:35
  a
• 4:36
  bruise
• 4:36
  on
• 4:36
  my
• 4:37
  knee.
• 4:37
  But
• 4:38
  it's
• 4:38
  because
• 4:39
  our
• 4:39
  street
• 4:39
  is
• 4:40
  sinking
• 4:41
  after
• 4:41
  the
• 4:41
  last.
• 4:42
  Yes,
• 4:43
  there
• 4:43
  is
• 4:44
  an
• 4:44
  underground
• 4:45
  river
• 4:45
  or
• 4:45
  stream
• 4:46
  that
• 4:47
  runs
• 4:47
  under
• 4:47
  our
• 4:48
  canyon
• 4:48
  street.
• 4:49
  And
• 4:49
  after
• 4:50
  the
• 4:50
  last
• 4:50
  torrential
• 4:51
  rain,
• 4:52
  which
• 4:52
  broke
• 4:53
  another
• 4:53
  water
• 4:53
  main
• 4:54
  on
• 4:54
  our
• 4:54
  street,
• 4:55
  it
• 4:55
  really
• 4:56
  undermined
• 4:56
  it.
• 4:57
  I
• 4:57
  hit
• 4:58
  a
• 4:58
  patch
• 4:59
  of
• 4:59
  broken
• 5:00
  asphalt
• 5:01
  that
• 5:01
  had
• 5:01
  just
• 5:01
  happened
• 5:02
  and
• 5:02
  down
• 5:03
  I
• 5:03
  went.
• 5:04
  So
• 5:05
  I
• 5:05
  commiserate
• 5:06
  with
• 5:06
  you.
• 5:07
  I
• 5:07
  was
• 5:07
  in
• 5:08
  my
• 5:08
  last
• 5:08
  couple
• 5:09
  weeks
• 5:09
  of
• 5:09
  filming
• 5:10
  in
• 5:10
  London.
• 5:10
  I
• 5:11
  fell
• 5:11
  down
• 5:11
  on
• 5:12
  the
• 5:12
  set.
• 5:13
  I
• 5:13
  was
• 5:13
  wearing
• 5:13
  stocking
• 5:14
  or
• 5:14
  just
• 5:15
  wearing
• 5:15
  socks
• 5:15
  like
• 5:16
  a
• 5:16
  fool.
• 5:16
  And
• 5:17
  I've
• 5:17
  been
• 5:17
  blocking
• 5:17
  the
• 5:17
  scene
• 5:18
  for
• 5:18
  a
• 5:18
  long
• 5:19
  time.
• 5:19
  I've
• 5:19
  been
• 5:19
  walking
• 5:19
  around
• 5:20
  in
• 5:20
  my
• 5:20
  socks
• 5:20
  for
• 5:20
  a
• 5:20
  long
• 5:21
  time.
• 5:21
  Yeah.
• 5:21
  And
• 5:22
  my
• 5:22
  legs
• 5:22
  went
• 5:22
  out
• 5:23
  parallel
• 5:23
  one
• 5:24
  time
• 5:24
  and
• 5:24
  it
• 5:24
  just
• 5:25
  slammed
• 5:25
  into
• 5:25
  my
• 5:26
  hip
• 5:26
  and
• 5:26
  then
• 5:26
  fractured
• 5:27
  it.
• 5:27
  Ouch.
• 5:28
  I
• 5:28
  had
• 5:28
  to
• 5:28
  Wait
• 5:28
  a
• 5:29
  month
• 5:29
  before
• 5:29
  I
• 5:29
  could
• 5:29
  shoot
• 5:29
  again.
• 5:30
  Yeah,
• 5:30
  that
• 5:30
  was
• 5:30
  in
• 5:31
  the
• 5:31
  papers.
• 5:31
  I
• 5:31
  remember
• 5:31
  that.
• 5:32
  That's
• 5:32
  right.
• 5:32
  That
• 5:32
  was
• 5:32
  a
• 5:32
  big
• 5:33
  deal.
• 5:33
  It
• 5:33
  was.
• 5:33
  Yeah.
• 5:34
  You
• 5:34
  made
• 5:35
  the
• 5:35
  news.
• 5:35
  You
• 5:35
  made
• 5:35
  the
• 5:36
  news.
• 5:37
  We
• 5:37
  went,
• 5:37
  boy,
• 5:37
  he's
• 5:38
  really
• 5:38
  getting
• 5:38
  desperate.
• 5:41
  I
• 5:41
  got
• 5:41
  in
• 5:42
  the
• 5:42
  news,
• 5:42
  though,
• 5:42
  didn't
• 5:42
  I?
• 5:43
  Yes,
• 5:43
  you
• 5:43
  did.
• 5:45
  When
• 5:45
  we
• 5:45
  talked
• 5:45
  to
• 5:46
  you
• 5:46
  for
• 5:46
  the
• 5:46
  first
• 5:46
  show
• 5:47
  ever,
• 5:47
  it
• 5:48
  was
• 5:48
  right
• 5:48
  after
• 5:49
  the
• 5:49
  shutdown
• 5:50
  for
• 5:50
  Covid,
• 5:50
  and
• 5:51
  you
• 5:51
  were
• 5:51
  shooting
• 5:51
  gemstones,
• 5:52
  and
• 5:52
  you
• 5:53
  were
• 5:53
  in
• 5:53
  South
• 5:53
  Carolina,
• 5:54
  and
• 5:54
  you
• 5:54
  were,
• 5:54
  like,
• 5:55
  waiting
• 5:55
  for
• 5:56
  the
• 5:56
  show
• 5:56
  to
• 5:56
  restart,
• 5:57
  which
• 5:57
  wasn't
• 5:58
  going
• 5:58
  to
• 5:58
  happen
• 5:58
  anytime
• 5:59
  soon.
• 5:59
  That's
• 5:59
  right.
• 6:00
  You're
• 6:00
  still
• 6:00
  in
• 6:00
  South
• 6:00
  Carolina.
• 6:02
  It
• 6:02
  stuck
• 6:02
  with
• 6:02
  us,
• 6:03
  which
• 6:04
  is
• 6:04
  good,
• 6:04
  because
• 6:05
  we
• 6:05
  bought
• 6:05
  the
• 6:05
  house,
• 6:06
  came
• 6:06
  home
• 6:07
  from
• 6:07
  England
• 6:09
  for
• 6:09
  Christmas,
• 6:10
  for
• 6:10
  a
• 6:10
  Christmas
• 6:10
  holiday,
• 6:11
  and
• 6:11
  my
• 6:12
  house
• 6:12
  in
• 6:12
  Los
• 6:12
  Angeles
• 6:13
  burned
• 6:13
  down.
• 6:13
  And
• 6:14
  you.
• 6:14
  So
• 6:14
  you
• 6:14
  weren't
• 6:15
  there.
• 6:16
  It
• 6:16
  was
• 6:17
  a
• 6:17
  remote
• 6:18
  burning.
• 6:18
  Good.
• 6:19
  Terrible.
• 6:19
  Glad
• 6:20
  to
• 6:20
  hear
• 6:20
  that.
• 6:20
  Terrible.
• 6:21
  I
• 6:21
  was
• 6:21
  thinking
• 6:21
  about
• 6:21
  you
• 6:22
  because
• 6:23
  when
• 6:23
  we
• 6:23
  last.
• 6:25
  You
• 6:25
  were
• 6:25
  talking
• 6:26
  about
• 6:26
  selling
• 6:26
  the
• 6:27
  place
• 6:27
  in
• 6:27
  New
• 6:27
  Orleans,
• 6:28
  because
• 6:28
  I
• 6:29
  don't
• 6:29
  know
• 6:29
  exactly
• 6:30
  why,
• 6:30
  but
• 6:30
  you
• 6:30
  had
• 6:30
  mentioned
• 6:31
  that
• 6:31
  insurance
• 6:31
  was
• 6:32
  a
• 6:32
  challenge
• 6:32
  there.
• 6:33
  You
• 6:33
  sold
• 6:33
  that
• 6:34
  place,
• 6:34
  then
• 6:34
  your
• 6:34
  house
• 6:35
  burned
• 6:35
  down,
• 6:35
  and
• 6:35
  it
• 6:35
  was
• 6:36
  like,
• 6:36
  my
• 6:36
  God,
• 6:37
  you
• 6:37
  really
• 6:37
  have
• 6:38
  been
• 6:38
  a
• 6:38
  lot
• 6:38
  of
• 6:39
  upheaval.
• 6:40
  I'm
• 6:41
  under
• 6:41
  a
• 6:41
  roof,
• 6:42
  so
• 6:42
  I'm
• 6:42
  very
• 6:42
  grateful
• 6:43
  for
• 6:43
  that.
• 6:44
  Wonderful.
• 6:44
  Are
• 6:45
  you
• 6:45
  divorcing
• 6:46
  yourself
• 6:46
  from.
• 6:48
  No,
• 6:48
  she's
• 6:48
  coming
• 6:49
  home.
• 6:52
  You're
• 6:52
  not
• 6:52
  dodging
• 6:53
  frozen
• 6:53
  leprechaun
• 6:56
  comment
• 6:56
  from
• 6:56
  the
• 6:56
  Palisades.
• 6:57
  Are
• 6:57
  you
• 6:57
  gonna
• 6:58
  go
• 6:58
  back
• 6:58
  to
• 6:58
  the
• 6:58
  Palisades?
• 6:59
  Are
• 6:59
  you
• 6:59
  done?
• 6:59
  I'm
• 6:59
  gonna
• 6:59
  go
• 7:00
  back
• 7:00
  somewhere
• 7:00
  in
• 7:01
  Los
• 7:01
  Angeles.
• 7:01
  I
• 7:02
  don't
• 7:02
  know
• 7:02
  what
• 7:02
  to
• 7:02
  do
• 7:02
  with
• 7:02
  the
• 7:02
  Palisades
• 7:03
  yet.
• 7:03
  I'm
• 7:04
  a
• 7:04
  fear
• 7:04
  of.
• 7:05
  In
• 7:05
  fear
• 7:06
  of
• 7:06
  toxic
• 7:06
  land
• 7:07
  there.
• 7:07
  Yes.
• 7:08
  Right.
• 7:08
  I
• 7:08
  don't
• 7:08
  know
• 7:09
  if
• 7:09
  it's
• 7:09
  gonna
• 7:09
  be
• 7:09
  clean.
• 7:10
  I
• 7:10
  don't
• 7:10
  know.
• 7:11
  You
• 7:12
  know,
• 7:12
  I'm
• 7:12
  pushing
• 7:12
  along
• 7:12
  in
• 7:13
  age.
• 7:13
  I
• 7:13
  don't
• 7:13
  know
• 7:13
  how
• 7:13
  long
• 7:13
  it's
• 7:14
  gonna
• 7:14
  take
• 7:14
  for
• 7:14
  them
• 7:15
  to
• 7:15
  have,
• 7:16
  you
• 7:16
  know,
• 7:16
  what's
• 7:16
  gonna
• 7:17
  constitute
• 7:17
  a
• 7:17
  neighborhood
• 7:18
  in
• 7:18
  a
• 7:18
  few
• 7:18
  years.
• 7:19
  I
• 7:19
  don't
• 7:19
  know.
• 7:19
  I
• 7:19
  just
• 7:20
  don't
• 7:20
  know
• 7:20
  what
• 7:20
  I'm
• 7:20
  gonna
• 7:20
  do.
• 7:20
  Have
• 7:21
  you
• 7:21
  seen
• 7:21
  it
• 7:21
  since
• 7:21
  the
• 7:22
  fire?
• 7:22
  No,
• 7:22
  I
• 7:22
  haven't
• 7:22
  been
• 7:23
  back.
• 7:23
  My
• 7:23
  wife
• 7:23
  went
• 7:24
  up
• 7:24
  there,
• 7:24
  and
• 7:25
  I
• 7:25
  just.
• 7:25
  I
• 7:25
  just
• 7:26
  didn't
• 7:26
  want
• 7:26
  to.
• 7:27
  It's
• 7:27
  unreal.
• 7:27
  It's
• 7:28
  unreal.
• 7:28
  I
• 7:28
  only
• 7:29
  went
• 7:29
  up
• 7:29
  once
• 7:29
  in,
• 7:29
  like,
• 7:30
  June
• 7:30
  after
• 7:30
  it
• 7:30
  opened
• 7:31
  up.
• 7:31
  I.
• 7:31
  I
• 7:31
  haven't
• 7:32
  wanted
• 7:32
  to
• 7:32
  go
• 7:32
  back
• 7:32
  either,
• 7:33
  but
• 7:33
  it's
• 7:34
  unrecognizable.
• 7:35
  It's
• 7:35
  sort
• 7:35
  of
• 7:35
  like
• 7:35
  what
• 7:35
  Palisades
• 7:36
  must
• 7:36
  have
• 7:36
  looked
• 7:37
  like
• 7:37
  before
• 7:38
  the
• 7:38
  white
• 7:38
  man
• 7:38
  came,
• 7:39
  because
• 7:39
  it
• 7:39
  was
• 7:39
  all.
• 7:40
  No
• 7:40
  trees,
• 7:41
  nothing.
• 7:45
  Yeah,
• 7:45
  something
• 7:46
  like
• 7:46
  that.
• 7:46
  I
• 7:46
  have
• 7:47
  a
• 7:47
  friend
• 7:47
  up
• 7:47
  there
• 7:47
  who
• 7:48
  built
• 7:48
  A
• 7:48
  house
• 7:49
  not
• 7:49
  far
• 7:49
  from
• 7:49
  where
• 7:50
  you
• 7:50
  were
• 7:50
  in
• 7:50
  1970.
• 7:52
  And
• 7:52
  they're
• 7:52
  staying
• 7:53
  and
• 7:53
  they
• 7:54
  just
• 7:54
  got
• 7:54
  their
• 7:54
  building
• 7:55
  permit
• 7:56
  and
• 7:56
  they're
• 7:56
  going
• 7:57
  to
• 7:57
  build
• 7:57
  and.
• 7:57
  And
• 7:57
  I
• 7:58
  asked
• 7:58
  him,
• 7:58
  I
• 7:58
  didn't
• 7:58
  put
• 7:58
  it
• 7:59
  this
• 7:59
  way,
• 7:59
  but
• 8:00
  are
• 8:00
  you
• 8:00
  worried
• 8:00
  about
• 8:00
  building
• 8:01
  a
• 8:01
  house?
• 8:01
  In
• 8:01
  an
• 8:01
  ashtray?
• 8:03
  There's
• 8:03
  dispute
• 8:04
  as
• 8:04
  to
• 8:04
  how
• 8:04
  much
• 8:05
  soil
• 8:05
  they
• 8:05
  had
• 8:05
  to
• 8:06
  scrape.
• 8:06
  That's
• 8:06
  right.
• 8:07
  We're
• 8:07
  going
• 8:07
  to
• 8:07
  get
• 8:07
  a.
• 8:07
  Yeah,
• 8:08
  I
• 8:08
  think
• 8:08
  we're
• 8:08
  going
• 8:08
  to
• 8:08
  get
• 8:08
  the
• 8:08
  soil
• 8:09
  tested
• 8:09
  yet
• 8:09
  again.
• 8:10
  I
• 8:10
  think
• 8:11
  this
• 8:11
  is
• 8:11
  the
• 8:11
  third
• 8:11
  time.
• 8:12
  Maybe
• 8:12
  it's
• 8:13
  a
• 8:13
  wise
• 8:13
  one.
• 8:13
  Yeah,
• 8:14
  we
• 8:14
  had.
• 8:14
  Had
• 8:15
  it
• 8:15
  removed.
• 8:16
  I.
• 8:16
  I
• 8:17
  just
• 8:17
  don't
• 8:17
  know
• 8:17
  right
• 8:17
  now.
• 8:18
  I
• 8:18
  mean,
• 8:18
  I
• 8:18
  love
• 8:18
  that
• 8:19
  neighborhood,
• 8:19
  though.
• 8:19
  I
• 8:20
  just.
• 8:20
  Yeah,
• 8:21
  it
• 8:22
  was
• 8:22
  wonderful.
• 8:24
  Hi.
• 8:25
  What
• 8:25
  happened?
• 8:27
  Did
• 8:27
  you
• 8:27
  go
• 8:27
  for
• 8:27
  a
• 8:28
  walk?
• 8:29
  No,
• 8:29
  my
• 8:30
  cocker
• 8:30
  spaniel
• 8:31
  just
• 8:31
  joined
• 8:31
  me
• 8:31
  and
• 8:31
  she's.
• 8:32
  Oh,
• 8:32
  very
• 8:33
  cold
• 8:33
  nose.
• 8:34
  Oh,
• 8:36
  yeah,
• 8:36
  I
• 8:37
  remember
• 8:37
  I
• 8:37
  was
• 8:37
  in
• 8:37
  your
• 8:38
  house,
• 8:38
  I
• 8:38
  think
• 8:38
  only
• 8:38
  once
• 8:39
  or
• 8:39
  twice.
• 8:40
  And
• 8:40
  I
• 8:40
  remember
• 8:40
  how.
• 8:41
  How
• 8:42
  sweet
• 8:42
  it
• 8:42
  felt,
• 8:42
  how
• 8:43
  homey
• 8:43
  it
• 8:43
  was
• 8:44
  a
• 8:44
  spacious
• 8:46
  abode.
• 8:47
  And
• 8:47
  I
• 8:47
  was
• 8:47
  very
• 8:48
  shocked
• 8:48
  to
• 8:48
  hear
• 8:48
  that
• 8:48
  you
• 8:49
  lost
• 8:49
  it.
• 8:49
  Well,
• 8:50
  Pete
• 8:50
  lived
• 8:50
  there.
• 8:50
  Hung
• 8:51
  his
• 8:51
  hat
• 8:51
  there
• 8:51
  for
• 8:51
  a
• 8:51
  while.
• 8:52
  That's
• 8:52
  right,
• 8:52
  that's
• 8:52
  right,
• 8:53
  that's
• 8:53
  right.
• 8:53
  Several
• 8:53
  hats.
• 8:54
  Yep.
• 8:54
  Pete
• 8:55
  Bergman
• 8:55
  we're
• 8:55
  talking
• 8:56
  about,
• 8:56
  ladies
• 8:56
  and
• 8:56
  gentlemen.
• 8:57
  He
• 8:58
  came
• 8:59
  home
• 8:59
  after
• 8:59
  a
• 9:00
  couple
• 9:00
  of
• 9:00
  weeks
• 9:00
  one
• 9:00
  time.
• 9:01
  He'd
• 9:01
  rearranged
• 9:01
  all
• 9:01
  the
• 9:02
  furniture.
• 9:02
  Oh,
• 9:03
  no.
• 9:03
  He
• 9:04
  had
• 9:04
  the
• 9:04
  Hitler
• 9:04
  Network
• 9:05
  on,
• 9:06
  as
• 9:06
  he
• 9:06
  always
• 9:07
  did.
• 9:07
  Yeah,
• 9:07
  right.
• 9:08
  Watching
• 9:08
  the
• 9:08
  New
• 9:09
  the
• 9:09
  Past
• 9:10
  History.
• 9:11
  I
• 9:11
  slowly
• 9:12
  rearranged
• 9:12
  the
• 9:12
  furniture
• 9:13
  back
• 9:13
  so
• 9:13
  he
• 9:13
  would
• 9:13
  be
• 9:13
  insulted.
• 9:14
  Oh,
• 9:14
  my
• 9:15
  God.
• 9:15
  John.
• 9:15
  John.
• 9:15
  I've
• 9:16
  rearranged
• 9:16
  the
• 9:16
  furniture.
• 9:17
  John.
• 9:17
  Looks
• 9:17
  great,
• 9:18
  doesn't
• 9:18
  it,.
• 9:20
  Uncle
• 9:21
  Pete?
• 9:21
  Thank
• 9:21
  you.
• 9:22
  Well,
• 9:22
  the
• 9:23
  question
• 9:23
  I
• 9:23
  have,
• 9:23
  though
• 9:23
  is
• 9:24
  what
• 9:24
  does
• 9:24
  it
• 9:24
  feel
• 9:24
  like
• 9:25
  to
• 9:25
  have
• 9:25
  lost
• 9:26
  memorabilia?
• 9:27
  Did
• 9:27
  you
• 9:27
  have
• 9:27
  a
• 9:27
  lot
• 9:27
  of
• 9:27
  memorabilia
• 9:28
  in
• 9:28
  the
• 9:28
  place?
• 9:29
  I.
• 9:31
  Artwork.
• 9:32
  Artwork,
• 9:32
  yeah.
• 9:33
  A
• 9:34
  lot
• 9:34
  of
• 9:34
  the
• 9:34
  stuff
• 9:34
  was
• 9:34
  in
• 9:35
  New
• 9:35
  Orleans,
• 9:35
  which
• 9:36
  we
• 9:36
  got
• 9:36
  to
• 9:36
  save.
• 9:37
  There
• 9:37
  was
• 9:37
  a.
• 9:38
  Yeah,
• 9:39
  just
• 9:39
  a
• 9:39
  few
• 9:39
  things.
• 9:40
  Nothing.
• 9:40
  Oh,
• 9:40
  good.
• 9:41
  Well,
• 9:42
  birth
• 9:42
  certificates,
• 9:43
  stuff
• 9:43
  like
• 9:43
  that.
• 9:44
  That
• 9:44
  was
• 9:45
  gone.
• 9:45
  Well,
• 9:45
  that's
• 9:45
  just
• 9:46
  as
• 9:46
  well,
• 9:46
  you
• 9:46
  know,
• 9:47
  you
• 9:47
  can
• 9:47
  live
• 9:47
  forever.
• 9:48
  Yep.
• 9:49
  Okay,.
• 9:51
  So
• 9:51
  the
• 9:52
  gemstones
• 9:52
  is
• 9:53
  done,
• 9:53
  right?
• 9:54
  It's
• 9:54
  done.
• 9:54
  Yeah.
• 9:55
  I
• 9:55
  miss
• 9:55
  it.
• 9:56
  Oh,
• 9:57
  it
• 9:57
  was
• 9:58
  weird.
• 9:58
  I
• 9:58
  was
• 9:58
  doing
• 9:58
  one
• 9:59
  series,
• 10:00
  the
• 10:01
  Connors.
• 10:02
  Before
• 10:02
  it
• 10:02
  was
• 10:03
  the
• 10:03
  Connors,
• 10:03
  it
• 10:03
  was
• 10:03
  like
• 10:04
  Roseanne
• 10:04
  and
• 10:04
  then
• 10:05
  she
• 10:05
  got
• 10:06
  fired.
• 10:06
  We
• 10:06
  all
• 10:06
  got
• 10:06
  fired.
• 10:07
  A
• 10:08
  couple
• 10:08
  days
• 10:08
  later,
• 10:08
  Danny
• 10:09
  called
• 10:09
  Danny
• 10:10
  McBride
• 10:10
  with
• 10:11
  the
• 10:11
  gemstones
• 10:11
  offer.
• 10:12
  So
• 10:12
  I
• 10:12
  got
• 10:12
  it.
• 10:13
  And
• 10:13
  then
• 10:14
  about
• 10:15
  a
• 10:15
  month
• 10:15
  after
• 10:15
  that,
• 10:15
  they
• 10:16
  decided
• 10:16
  to
• 10:16
  pick
• 10:16
  up
• 10:17
  the
• 10:17
  Conners
• 10:17
  without.
• 10:18
  And
• 10:18
  so
• 10:19
  I
• 10:19
  had
• 10:19
  two
• 10:19
  jobs
• 10:19
  for
• 10:20
  about
• 10:20
  seven
• 10:20
  years.
• 10:21
  That's
• 10:21
  right.
• 10:22
  Bitching
• 10:22
  about
• 10:22
  work.
• 10:23
  And
• 10:23
  now
• 10:23
  I'm
• 10:23
  bitching
• 10:24
  about
• 10:24
  lack
• 10:24
  of
• 10:24
  work.
• 10:24
  Yes.
• 10:26
  Feast
• 10:26
  or
• 10:26
  famine?
• 10:27
  The
• 10:27
  fire
• 10:27
  in
• 10:27
  the
• 10:28
  Palisades.
• 10:29
  What
• 10:29
  a
• 10:29
  devastating
• 10:30
  effect
• 10:30
  it
• 10:30
  had
• 10:31
  on
• 10:31
  the
• 10:31
  industry
• 10:32
  because
• 10:33
  there
• 10:33
  was
• 10:33
  so
• 10:33
  much
• 10:33
  displacement.
• 10:34
  The
• 10:34
  project
• 10:35
  that
• 10:35
  we
• 10:35
  last
• 10:35
  worked
• 10:36
  on,
• 10:36
  the
• 10:36
  Hindsight
• 10:36
  Audio
• 10:37
  project,
• 10:38
  which,
• 10:38
  if
• 10:38
  you
• 10:38
  haven't
• 10:39
  heard,
• 10:39
  folks,
• 10:39
  Hindsight
• 10:40
  the
• 10:40
  day
• 10:40
  before
• 10:41
  on
• 10:41
  all
• 10:41
  your
• 10:41
  podcast
• 10:42
  platforms,
• 10:42
  John
• 10:43
  plays
• 10:44
  Oliver
• 10:44
  Wendell
• 10:45
  Holmes.
• 10:45
  And,
• 10:45
  Phil,
• 10:46
  you
• 10:46
  play
• 10:46
  about
• 10:46
  400
• 10:47
  different.
• 10:47
  Characters,
• 10:47
  four
• 10:47
  different
• 10:48
  roles.
• 10:49
  My
• 10:49
  darling
• 10:50
  late
• 10:50
  wife,
• 10:50
  Melinda
• 10:51
  Peterson,
• 10:51
  who
• 10:52
  got
• 10:52
  to
• 10:52
  work
• 10:52
  with
• 10:52
  you
• 10:53
  again.
• 10:53
  John,
• 10:54
  I
• 10:54
  was
• 10:54
  so
• 10:54
  happy
• 10:55
  that
• 10:55
  that
• 10:55
  was
• 10:56
  basically
• 10:56
  her
• 10:57
  last
• 10:57
  work,
• 10:57
  which
• 10:58
  was
• 10:58
  with
• 10:59
  someone
• 10:59
  she
• 10:59
  loves
• 11:00
  to
• 11:00
  work
• 11:00
  with.
• 11:01
  And
• 11:01
  that's
• 11:01
  you.
• 11:02
  Well,
• 11:02
  what
• 11:02
  did
• 11:03
  we
• 11:03
  do?
• 11:04
  I
• 11:05
  remember
• 11:05
  going
• 11:05
  to
• 11:05
  the
• 11:06
  studio
• 11:06
  and
• 11:06
  hanging
• 11:06
  with
• 11:06
  you
• 11:07
  guys.
• 11:07
  I
• 11:07
  just.
• 11:07
  I
• 11:07
  don't
• 11:07
  remember
• 11:08
  what
• 11:08
  we
• 11:08
  did.
• 11:08
  You
• 11:09
  did
• 11:09
  your
• 11:09
  yeoman
• 11:09
  thing,
• 11:10
  as
• 11:10
  always.
• 11:10
  You
• 11:10
  were
• 11:11
  busy
• 11:11
  as
• 11:11
  hell.
• 11:12
  You
• 11:12
  were
• 11:12
  coming
• 11:12
  out
• 11:13
  of
• 11:13
  the,
• 11:13
  I
• 11:13
  think
• 11:13
  the
• 11:13
  gemstones,
• 11:14
  and
• 11:14
  you
• 11:14
  flew
• 11:15
  into
• 11:15
  Van
• 11:15
  Nuys
• 11:16
  and
• 11:16
  we
• 11:16
  picked
• 11:16
  you
• 11:16
  up
• 11:16
  and
• 11:17
  you
• 11:17
  hadn't
• 11:17
  been
• 11:17
  home
• 11:18
  in
• 11:18
  weeks,
• 11:18
  but
• 11:18
  you
• 11:18
  came
• 11:19
  straight
• 11:19
  to
• 11:19
  the
• 11:19
  studio
• 11:19
  anyway.
• 11:20
  Remember
• 11:21
  you
• 11:21
  had
• 11:21
  that
• 11:21
  tooth
• 11:22
  missing?
• 11:22
  That
• 11:22
  was.
• 11:22
  That's
• 11:23
  right.
• 11:23
  At
• 11:23
  that
• 11:23
  point,
• 11:24
  you
• 11:24
  had
• 11:24
  lost
• 11:24
  a
• 11:24
  tooth.
• 11:27
  John,
• 11:28
  you're
• 11:28
  falling
• 11:28
  apart.
• 11:30
  Stop
• 11:30
  it.
• 11:31
  I've
• 11:32
  got
• 11:32
  younger,
• 11:32
  bigger
• 11:33
  chiefs
• 11:33
  now.
• 11:35
  They're
• 11:35
  huge.
• 11:36
  Oh,
• 11:37
  really?
• 11:37
  I
• 11:37
  didn't
• 11:37
  want
• 11:38
  to
• 11:38
  hurt
• 11:38
  the
• 11:38
  dentist's
• 11:38
  feelings.
• 11:40
  Did
• 11:40
  you
• 11:40
  ever
• 11:40
  get
• 11:41
  a
• 11:41
  chance
• 11:41
  to
• 11:41
  hear
• 11:41
  it?
• 11:42
  No.
• 11:43
  Oh,
• 11:43
  I'll
• 11:43
  send
• 11:44
  you
• 11:44
  the
• 11:44
  link.
• 11:44
  Yeah,
• 11:44
  it's
• 11:45
  a
• 11:45
  beautiful.
• 11:45
  Yeah,
• 11:45
  we
• 11:45
  did
• 11:45
  an
• 11:45
  experimental
• 11:46
  production.
• 11:47
  We
• 11:47
  recorded
• 11:47
  it
• 11:48
  like
• 11:48
  a
• 11:48
  film
• 11:48
  on
• 11:49
  a
• 11:49
  set.
• 11:49
  Right?
• 11:49
  That's
• 11:49
  right.
• 11:50
  That
• 11:50
  was
• 11:50
  cool.
• 11:51
  I
• 11:51
  love
• 11:51
  that
• 11:51
  you
• 11:52
  can
• 11:52
  move
• 11:52
  around.
• 11:52
  So
• 11:53
  then
• 11:53
  we
• 11:53
  went
• 11:53
  into
• 11:53
  the
• 11:53
  studio
• 11:54
  and
• 11:54
  we
• 11:54
  used
• 11:54
  Adobe
• 11:55
  Atmos
• 11:56
  and
• 11:56
  created
• 11:56
  a
• 11:56
  binaural.
• 11:57
  So
• 11:58
  if
• 11:58
  you
• 11:58
  put
• 11:58
  your
• 11:58
  headphones
• 11:58
  in,
• 11:59
  you
• 11:59
  really
• 11:59
  had
• 11:59
  the
• 12:00
  effect
• 12:00
  of
• 12:01
  being
• 12:01
  in
• 12:01
  the
• 12:01
  room.
• 12:02
  Right.
• 12:02
  I
• 12:02
  remember
• 12:03
  how
• 12:03
  cool
• 12:03
  it
• 12:03
  was.
• 12:04
  The
• 12:04
  same
• 12:05
  thing
• 12:05
  with
• 12:05
  David
• 12:06
  up
• 12:06
  in
• 12:06
  Seattle.
• 12:06
  Yes,
• 12:07
  that's
• 12:07
  right.
• 12:07
  Treasure
• 12:08
  Island.
• 12:09
  David
• 12:10
  Osman.
• 12:10
  Right.
• 12:10
  And
• 12:11
  Judith
• 12:11
  Walcott,
• 12:12
  Otherworld
• 12:12
  Productions.
• 12:13
  In
• 12:13
  fact,
• 12:14
  I
• 12:14
  was
• 12:14
  just
• 12:14
  listening
• 12:15
  to
• 12:15
  our
• 12:15
  scene
• 12:16
  together
• 12:17
  this
• 12:17
  morning.
• 12:18
  You
• 12:18
  play
• 12:19
  Billy
• 12:19
  Bones,
• 12:20
  a
• 12:20
  dangerous
• 12:21
  pirate
• 12:21
  with
• 12:22
  a
• 12:22
  story.
• 12:23
  And
• 12:23
  I
• 12:24
  played
• 12:24
  Black
• 12:24
  Dog,
• 12:25
  a
• 12:25
  French
• 12:25
  pirate
• 12:26
  who
• 12:27
  tried
• 12:27
  to
• 12:28
  kill
• 12:28
  you.
• 12:28
  I
• 12:29
  try
• 12:29
  to
• 12:29
  kill
• 12:29
  you,
• 12:30
  John.
• 12:32
  And
• 12:32
  anyway,
• 12:32
  it's
• 12:33
  a
• 12:33
  magnificent
• 12:34
  production.
• 12:35
  It
• 12:35
  turns
• 12:35
  out
• 12:35
  to
• 12:35
  be
• 12:36
  eight
• 12:36
  one
• 12:36
  hour
• 12:37
  segments
• 12:39
  of
• 12:39
  audio,
• 12:40
  which
• 12:40
  was
• 12:40
  filmed
• 12:41
  on
• 12:41
  location
• 12:42
  on
• 12:43
  Whidbey
• 12:43
  Island.
• 12:44
  So
• 12:44
  it
• 12:44
  was
• 12:44
  another
• 12:44
  incredible
• 12:45
  production.
• 12:45
  I
• 12:45
  had
• 12:46
  a
• 12:46
  grand
• 12:46
  old
• 12:46
  time
• 12:47
  doing
• 12:47
  that,
• 12:47
  I
• 12:47
  got
• 12:47
  to
• 12:47
  say.
• 12:48
  Young
• 12:48
  Orson.
• 12:48
  Orson
• 12:49
  Osman.
• 12:50
  That's
• 12:50
  right.
• 12:50
  He
• 12:51
  directed
• 12:51
  it.
• 12:52
  We
• 12:52
  had
• 12:52
  a
• 12:52
  grand
• 12:52
  time.
• 12:53
  Didn't
• 12:53
  we
• 12:53
  have
• 12:54
  fun
• 12:54
  on
• 12:54
  that
• 12:54
  shoot?
• 12:55
  It
• 12:55
  was
• 12:55
  a
• 12:55
  cast
• 12:55
  of
• 12:56
  20
• 12:56
  and
• 12:56
  we
• 12:57
  all
• 12:57
  played,
• 12:57
  you
• 12:58
  know,
• 12:58
  various
• 12:58
  piratey
• 12:59
  characters.
• 13:00
  And
• 13:00
  Taj
• 13:00
  Mahal
• 13:01
  did
• 13:01
  the
• 13:01
  music.
• 13:01
  Taj
• 13:02
  Mahal
• 13:02
  did
• 13:02
  the
• 13:02
  musical
• 13:03
  score.
• 13:03
  It
• 13:03
  really
• 13:03
  sounds
• 13:04
  wonderful.
• 13:05
  It's
• 13:05
  always
• 13:05
  a
• 13:06
  thrill
• 13:06
  for
• 13:06
  me
• 13:06
  to
• 13:07
  work
• 13:07
  with
• 13:07
  fire
• 13:08
  signers
• 13:08
  too,
• 13:09
  because
• 13:09
  you
• 13:09
  guys
• 13:09
  were
• 13:10
  my
• 13:10
  idols.
• 13:10
  Ah,
• 13:11
  that's
• 13:11
  so
• 13:11
  sweet.
• 13:12
  And
• 13:12
  you
• 13:12
  began
• 13:13
  your,
• 13:14
  I
• 13:14
  guess,
• 13:14
  audio
• 13:14
  career
• 13:15
  on
• 13:15
  wbai,
• 13:17
  a
• 13:17
  Pacifica
• 13:18
  station
• 13:18
  in
• 13:18
  New
• 13:19
  York,
• 13:19
  didn't
• 13:19
  you?
• 13:20
  Yeah,
• 13:21
  Citizen
• 13:21
  Kafka.
• 13:23
  Citizen
• 13:23
  Kafka
• 13:24
  show.
• 13:24
  Which
• 13:24
  was
• 13:25
  silly
• 13:25
  but
• 13:26
  fun,
• 13:27
  like
• 13:27
  you.
• 13:28
  Yeah,
• 13:28
  yeah,.
• 13:31
  We're
• 13:31
  all
• 13:31
  Pacifica
• 13:32
  veterans.
• 13:33
  Yeah,
• 13:33
  we
• 13:33
  are.
• 13:34
  There's
• 13:34
  a
• 13:35
  picture
• 13:35
  of
• 13:35
  like
• 13:35
  a
• 13:36
  16
• 13:36
  year
• 13:36
  old
• 13:36
  Osman
• 13:37
  in
• 13:37
  front
• 13:37
  of
• 13:37
  a
• 13:38
  WBI
• 13:39
  microphone.
• 13:42
  When
• 13:42
  it
• 13:42
  was.
• 13:43
  Or
• 13:43
  something.
• 13:43
  I
• 13:44
  think
• 13:44
  it
• 13:44
  was
• 13:44
  up
• 13:44
  at
• 13:44
  the.
• 13:45
  Maybe
• 13:45
  still
• 13:45
  up
• 13:45
  at
• 13:45
  the
• 13:46
  church
• 13:46
  in
• 13:47
  Harlem.
• 13:48
  I
• 13:48
  remember
• 13:48
  going
• 13:48
  there
• 13:49
  one
• 13:49
  time.
• 13:49
  Wow.
• 13:50
  Yeah,
• 13:50
  they
• 13:51
  moved
• 13:51
  again.
• 13:51
  I
• 13:51
  don't
• 13:52
  know
• 13:52
  where
• 13:52
  they
• 13:52
  are.
• 13:52
  They're
• 13:52
  in
• 13:53
  Brooklyn.
• 13:53
  They're
• 13:54
  in
• 13:54
  Brooklyn
• 13:54
  now.
• 13:54
  Same
• 13:55
  frequency.
• 13:55
  Yeah.
• 13:57
  Wow.
• 13:57
  That's.
• 13:58
  Once
• 13:58
  in
• 13:59
  radio,
• 13:59
  always
• 13:59
  in
• 13:59
  radio.
• 14:00
  You
• 14:00
  can't
• 14:00
  get
• 14:00
  it
• 14:00
  out
• 14:00
  of
• 14:00
  your
• 14:00
  blood.
• 14:01
  An
• 14:01
  antenna
• 14:02
  grows.
• 14:02
  An
• 14:02
  antenna
• 14:03
  grows
• 14:03
  in
• 14:03
  Brooklyn
• 14:04
  then.
• 14:04
  Right.
• 14:05
  And
• 14:06
  you
• 14:06
  had
• 14:06
  been
• 14:06
  doing
• 14:07
  off
• 14:07
  Broadway.
• 14:08
  Off
• 14:08
  Off
• 14:08
  Broadway
• 14:09
  before
• 14:09
  then.
• 14:10
  Yeah,
• 14:12
  dinner
• 14:12
  theaters.
• 14:13
  Off,
• 14:14
  off,
• 14:14
  off.
• 14:15
  Yeah,
• 14:16
  dig.
• 14:16
  I
• 14:16
  got
• 14:17
  lucky
• 14:17
  with
• 14:17
  commercials.
• 14:18
  Oh,
• 14:19
  yes.
• 14:19
  You
• 14:19
  know,
• 14:19
  we
• 14:20
  all
• 14:20
  did.
• 14:20
  At
• 14:20
  that
• 14:21
  particular
• 14:21
  time
• 14:22
  in
• 14:22
  entertainment
• 14:23
  history,
• 14:24
  it
• 14:24
  really
• 14:24
  kept
• 14:25
  so
• 14:25
  many
• 14:25
  actors
• 14:25
  going
• 14:26
  to
• 14:26
  be
• 14:26
  able
• 14:27
  to.
• 14:27
  I
• 14:27
  thought
• 14:27
  I
• 14:28
  was.
• 14:28
  Yeah,
• 14:28
  I
• 14:29
  thought
• 14:29
  I
• 14:29
  was
• 14:29
  going
• 14:29
  to
• 14:29
  be
• 14:29
  locked
• 14:30
  into
• 14:30
  that
• 14:30
  for
• 14:30
  the
• 14:30
  rest
• 14:30
  of
• 14:31
  my
• 14:31
  life.
• 14:31
  I
• 14:32
  did
• 14:33
  some
• 14:33
  unnatural
• 14:33
  resentment
• 14:34
  about
• 14:34
  it,
• 14:34
  but
• 14:35
  I
• 14:35
  was
• 14:35
  very
• 14:35
  lucky
• 14:36
  because
• 14:36
  I
• 14:36
  learned
• 14:37
  a
• 14:37
  lot.
• 14:38
  Yes,
• 14:39
  the
• 14:39
  shaving
• 14:39
  cream
• 14:40
  commercial.
• 14:42
  Yeah,
• 14:43
  you
• 14:43
  can
• 14:43
  see
• 14:43
  that
• 14:43
  on
• 14:43
  YouTube.
• 14:44
  You
• 14:44
  can
• 14:44
  see
• 14:44
  everything
• 14:44
  on
• 14:45
  YouTube.
• 14:46
  It's
• 14:46
  like
• 14:46
  the
• 14:46
  Library
• 14:47
  of
• 14:47
  Alexandria.
• 14:48
  Everything
• 14:49
  is
• 14:49
  on
• 14:50
  YouTube.
• 14:50
  It's
• 14:50
  astounding.
• 14:51
  Can't
• 14:52
  burn
• 14:52
  it
• 14:52
  down,
• 14:52
  though.
• 14:52
  So
• 14:53
  you
• 14:53
  say
• 14:53
  you're
• 14:53
  unemployed
• 14:54
  and
• 14:55
  I
• 14:55
  would
• 14:56
  imagine
• 14:56
  that
• 14:56
  is
• 14:56
  probably
• 14:57
  welcomed
• 14:58
  right
• 14:58
  now.
• 14:58
  Do
• 14:58
  you
• 14:58
  have
• 14:59
  anything
• 14:59
  coming
• 14:59
  up
• 14:59
  or
• 15:00
  are
• 15:00
  you
• 15:00
  getting
• 15:00
  anxious
• 15:01
  to
• 15:01
  do
• 15:01
  something?
• 15:02
  There's
• 15:02
  a.
• 15:04
  I
• 15:04
  think
• 15:04
  a
• 15:04
  four
• 15:04
  camera
• 15:05
  comedy
• 15:06
  that
• 15:06
  I'm
• 15:06
  committed
• 15:07
  to,
• 15:07
  but
• 15:08
  it's
• 15:09
  still
• 15:09
  a
• 15:09
  development,
• 15:10
  as
• 15:10
  they
• 15:10
  say.
• 15:11
  Yeah,
• 15:11
  I
• 15:11
  want
• 15:11
  to
• 15:11
  get
• 15:12
  back
• 15:12
  on
• 15:12
  stage
• 15:12
  sometime,
• 15:13
  but
• 15:13
  I
• 15:13
  just,
• 15:15
  I
• 15:15
  don't
• 15:15
  know
• 15:15
  what
• 15:15
  I'm
• 15:16
  doing.
• 15:16
  But
• 15:17
  I
• 15:17
  never
• 15:18
  did.
• 15:19
  It's
• 15:20
  come
• 15:20
  out
• 15:20
  well
• 15:20
  so
• 15:20
  far,
• 15:21
  but
• 15:21
  I
• 15:21
  think
• 15:21
  I
• 15:21
  need
• 15:22
  to
• 15:22
  be
• 15:22
  occupied
• 15:23
  because
• 15:23
  when
• 15:24
  I
• 15:24
  don't,
• 15:24
  I
• 15:24
  turn
• 15:24
  on
• 15:25
  myself.
• 15:25
  Yes,
• 15:26
  I
• 15:26
  know.
• 15:27
  Yeah.
• 15:27
  And
• 15:28
  why?
• 15:28
  What's
• 15:29
  wrong
• 15:29
  with
• 15:29
  me?
• 15:29
  All
• 15:30
  that
• 15:30
  kind
• 15:30
  of
• 15:30
  good
• 15:30
  stuff,
• 15:31
  but
• 15:32
  it's
• 15:32
  just
• 15:32
  another
• 15:33
  phase.
• 15:34
  Yeah,
• 15:35
  I
• 15:35
  always
• 15:35
  refer
• 15:35
  to
• 15:36
  it
• 15:36
  as
• 15:36
  between
• 15:37
  jobs.
• 15:38
  Yeah,
• 15:39
  I'm
• 15:39
  at
• 15:39
  liberty.
• 15:40
  Yeah,
• 15:40
  you're
• 15:41
  kind
• 15:41
  of
• 15:41
  catching
• 15:41
  a
• 15:41
  breath,
• 15:42
  you
• 15:42
  know,
• 15:43
  you're
• 15:43
  getting
• 15:43
  a
• 15:44
  little
• 15:44
  breather.
• 15:44
  You
• 15:45
  get
• 15:45
  a
• 15:45
  chance
• 15:45
  to
• 15:46
  heal
• 15:46
  that.
• 15:47
  Broken
• 15:47
  arm
• 15:49
  and
• 15:49
  a
• 15:49
  broken
• 15:49
  heart
• 15:50
  forever.
• 15:50
  Oh,
• 15:51
  you'll
• 15:51
  never
• 15:51
  heal
• 15:52
  that,
• 15:52
  John.
• 15:53
  I'm
• 15:53
  sorry,
• 15:54
  that's
• 15:54
  just
• 15:54
  something
• 15:54
  you
• 15:55
  have
• 15:55
  to
• 15:55
  use
• 15:55
  in
• 15:56
  your
• 15:56
  work.
• 15:57
  Yeah,
• 15:57
  well,
• 15:58
  we're
• 15:58
  supposed
• 15:59
  to,
• 15:59
  I
• 15:59
  guess.
• 15:59
  Yeah.
• 16:00
  The
• 16:00
  one
• 16:00
  thing
• 16:00
  that
• 16:01
  has
• 16:01
  always
• 16:01
  fascinated
• 16:02
  me
• 16:02
  about
• 16:02
  your
• 16:02
  career
• 16:03
  is
• 16:04
  the
• 16:04
  variety
• 16:05
  of
• 16:05
  roles
• 16:05
  you've
• 16:05
  been
• 16:06
  offered,
• 16:06
  especially
• 16:07
  in
• 16:07
  film.
• 16:09
  And
• 16:09
  that
• 16:09
  wasn't.
• 16:09
  That
• 16:10
  must
• 16:10
  be
• 16:10
  fun
• 16:10
  to
• 16:11
  go
• 16:11
  from
• 16:11
  one
• 16:11
  crazy
• 16:12
  character
• 16:12
  to
• 16:12
  another
• 16:13
  for
• 16:14
  a
• 16:14
  short
• 16:14
  period
• 16:14
  of
• 16:15
  time.
• 16:15
  You
• 16:15
  know,
• 16:16
  it's
• 16:17
  interesting.
• 16:18
  You
• 16:18
  get
• 16:18
  to
• 16:18
  explore
• 16:19
  different
• 16:19
  people,
• 16:20
  work
• 16:20
  with
• 16:21
  different
• 16:21
  people.
• 16:23
  It's.
• 16:24
  Yeah,
• 16:24
  it
• 16:24
  has
• 16:25
  been
• 16:25
  fun
• 16:25
  so
• 16:26
  far
• 16:26
  and
• 16:27
  it's
• 16:27
  also
• 16:28
  been
• 16:28
  a
• 16:29
  great
• 16:29
  life.
• 16:29
  Being
• 16:30
  an
• 16:30
  actor.
• 16:31
  Yes.
• 16:31
  Did
• 16:32
  you
• 16:32
  always
• 16:32
  know
• 16:32
  you
• 16:33
  wanted
• 16:33
  to
• 16:33
  be
• 16:33
  an
• 16:33
  actor?
• 16:34
  I
• 16:35
  didn't
• 16:35
  know
• 16:35
  anything
• 16:35
  else.
• 16:36
  I
• 16:36
  just.
• 16:36
  I
• 16:37
  never
• 16:37
  thought
• 16:37
  I'd
• 16:37
  be
• 16:37
  an
• 16:38
  actor,
• 16:38
  to
• 16:38
  tell
• 16:38
  you
• 16:38
  the
• 16:38
  truth,
• 16:39
  until
• 16:39
  I
• 16:39
  graduated
• 16:40
  from
• 16:40
  college
• 16:41
  with
• 16:41
  a
• 16:42
  BFA
• 16:43
  in
• 16:43
  theater
• 16:43
  and.
• 16:44
  Well,
• 16:44
  I
• 16:45
  better
• 16:45
  use
• 16:45
  this
• 16:45
  thing
• 16:46
  because
• 16:46
  it's
• 16:47
  gonna
• 16:47
  go
• 16:47
  away.
• 16:47
  And
• 16:48
  so
• 16:48
  I.
• 16:49
  My
• 16:49
  brother
• 16:49
  gave
• 16:49
  me
• 16:50
  a
• 16:50
  thousand
• 16:50
  bucks
• 16:50
  and
• 16:51
  I
• 16:51
  went
• 16:51
  to
• 16:52
  New
• 16:52
  York
• 16:53
  from.
• 16:53
  From
• 16:53
  Missouri.
• 16:54
  Yeah.
• 16:54
  And.
• 16:55
  Yeah,
• 16:55
  I
• 16:56
  just
• 16:56
  was
• 16:56
  frightened
• 16:57
  to
• 16:57
  death.
• 16:57
  But
• 16:57
  it
• 16:58
  was
• 16:59
  turned
• 16:59
  out
• 16:59
  all
• 16:59
  right.
• 16:59
  Didn't
• 17:00
  you
• 17:00
  have
• 17:00
  like
• 17:00
  professional
• 17:01
  sports
• 17:01
  ambitions?
• 17:03
  No,
• 17:03
  I
• 17:04
  went
• 17:04
  down
• 17:04
  to
• 17:05
  try
• 17:05
  to
• 17:06
  my
• 17:06
  university,
• 17:07
  trying
• 17:07
  to
• 17:07
  play
• 17:07
  football,
• 17:08
  try
• 17:08
  to
• 17:08
  walk
• 17:08
  on
• 17:09
  the
• 17:09
  football
• 17:09
  team
• 17:09
  just
• 17:10
  for
• 17:10
  financial
• 17:10
  aid.
• 17:11
  By
• 17:11
  the
• 17:11
  time
• 17:12
  I
• 17:12
  was
• 17:12
  ineligible
• 17:13
  because
• 17:13
  of
• 17:13
  grades,
• 17:14
  I
• 17:14
  was
• 17:14
  on
• 17:15
  my
• 17:15
  way
• 17:15
  out
• 17:15
  and
• 17:16
  I
• 17:16
  did
• 17:16
  a
• 17:16
  little
• 17:17
  one
• 17:17
  act
• 17:17
  and
• 17:17
  that
• 17:18
  changed
• 17:18
  everything
• 17:19
  because
• 17:20
  it
• 17:20
  was
• 17:20
  a
• 17:20
  good
• 17:20
  theater
• 17:20
  department.
• 17:21
  I
• 17:21
  didn't
• 17:21
  think
• 17:22
  I'd
• 17:22
  be
• 17:22
  able
• 17:22
  to
• 17:22
  cut
• 17:22
  it,
• 17:23
  but
• 17:23
  it
• 17:24
  worked
• 17:24
  out.
• 17:25
  Some
• 17:25
  famous
• 17:25
  people
• 17:26
  came
• 17:26
  out
• 17:26
  of
• 17:26
  that
• 17:26
  class.
• 17:27
  Kathleen
• 17:28
  Turner.
• 17:29
  Kathleen
• 17:29
  Turner.
• 17:30
  Tessie
• 17:31
  Harper.
• 17:31
  Tess
• 17:32
  Harper.
• 17:34
  And
• 17:34
  a
• 17:34
  lot
• 17:35
  of
• 17:35
  people
• 17:35
  are
• 17:35
  working.
• 17:35
  And
• 17:36
  it
• 17:37
  was
• 17:37
  good.
• 17:37
  Were
• 17:38
  you
• 17:38
  a
• 17:38
  girl
• 17:38
  then
• 17:38
  too?
• 17:39
  Yeah.
• 17:40
  Yeah.
• 17:40
  I
• 17:40
  should
• 17:41
  remember
• 17:41
  that.
• 17:42
  That's
• 17:42
  a
• 17:42
  part
• 17:43
  of
• 17:43
  your
• 17:43
  history.
• 17:43
  A
• 17:43
  lot
• 17:43
  of
• 17:43
  people
• 17:44
  don't
• 17:44
  know,
• 17:44
  but
• 17:45
  we've
• 17:45
  been
• 17:45
  friends
• 17:45
  for
• 17:46
  a
• 17:46
  long
• 17:46
  time.
• 17:46
  It
• 17:46
  was
• 17:47
  very
• 17:47
  Loose
• 17:47
  girl.
• 17:48
  Yeah.
• 17:49
  Fill
• 17:49
  out
• 17:49
  a
• 17:49
  tutu.
• 17:53
  You
• 17:53
  also
• 17:53
  call
• 17:54
  them
• 17:54
  two.
• 17:54
  Two
• 17:54
  twos.
• 17:55
  You're
• 17:55
  not
• 17:55
  just
• 17:55
  a
• 17:56
  working
• 17:56
  actor,
• 17:56
  you're
• 17:57
  a
• 17:57
  favorite.
• 17:57
  You're
• 17:58
  not
• 17:58
  just
• 17:58
  a
• 17:58
  non
• 17:58
  working
• 17:58
  actor.
• 17:59
  You're
• 17:59
  our
• 17:59
  favor.
• 18:01
  The
• 18:01
  Coen
• 18:01
  brothers,
• 18:02
  for
• 18:02
  example,
• 18:02
  I
• 18:03
  mean,
• 18:03
  you're
• 18:03
  like
• 18:03
  a
• 18:03
  go
• 18:03
  to
• 18:04
  guy
• 18:04
  for
• 18:04
  them.
• 18:05
  That
• 18:05
  was
• 18:06
  a
• 18:06
  long
• 18:06
  time
• 18:06
  ago.
• 18:07
  They've
• 18:07
  kind
• 18:07
  of
• 18:08
  moved
• 18:08
  on
• 18:08
  in
• 18:09
  their
• 18:09
  career.
• 18:10
  Yeah.
• 18:10
  But.
• 18:10
  Yeah,
• 18:11
  there
• 18:11
  was
• 18:11
  nothing
• 18:12
  to
• 18:12
  beat
• 18:12
  that
• 18:12
  though,
• 18:12
  because
• 18:14
  we
• 18:14
  were
• 18:14
  on
• 18:15
  the
• 18:15
  same
• 18:15
  wavelength
• 18:16
  for
• 18:16
  a
• 18:16
  little
• 18:16
  while
• 18:16
  and
• 18:17
  it
• 18:17
  was
• 18:17
  great
• 18:17
  fun.
• 18:17
  It
• 18:18
  was
• 18:18
  a
• 18:18
  great
• 18:18
  ride.
• 18:19
  So
• 18:19
  did
• 18:19
  you
• 18:19
  watch
• 18:19
  the
• 18:20
  Oscars?
• 18:21
  Yeah,
• 18:21
  I
• 18:22
  watched
• 18:22
  them
• 18:22
  from
• 18:22
  Austin.
• 18:23
  I
• 18:24
  usually
• 18:25
  don't
• 18:25
  or
• 18:25
  tune
• 18:26
  in
• 18:26
  sometime,
• 18:27
  but
• 18:27
  I
• 18:27
  thought
• 18:27
  I'd
• 18:27
  watch
• 18:27
  the
• 18:28
  whole
• 18:28
  go.
• 18:28
  Because
• 18:28
  I
• 18:29
  like
• 18:29
  Conan.
• 18:30
  Yes.
• 18:30
  But
• 18:31
  yeah,
• 18:31
  it
• 18:31
  was
• 18:32
  a
• 18:32
  typical
• 18:33
  show.
• 18:33
  It's
• 18:33
  long,
• 18:34
  it's.
• 18:34
  It
• 18:35
  is
• 18:35
  what
• 18:35
  it
• 18:35
  is.
• 18:35
  And
• 18:36
  people
• 18:36
  are
• 18:36
  always
• 18:38
  whining
• 18:38
  about
• 18:39
  it
• 18:39
  and
• 18:39
  changing
• 18:40
  it
• 18:40
  and
• 18:40
  everything,
• 18:40
  but
• 18:41
  it's
• 18:41
  just
• 18:41
  going
• 18:41
  to
• 18:42
  be
• 18:43
  that
• 18:43
  bag
• 18:44
  of
• 18:44
  surprises
• 18:44
  and
• 18:45
  boredom.
• 18:46
  Yeah,
• 18:46
  that's
• 18:46
  right.
• 18:47
  I
• 18:47
  went
• 18:47
  one
• 18:47
  time
• 18:48
  with
• 18:48
  Edie
• 18:48
  McClurg.
• 18:49
  Oh,
• 18:50
  my
• 18:50
  God.
• 18:50
  Oh,
• 18:50
  God.
• 18:53
  Behave
• 18:53
  herself.
• 18:54
  Oh,
• 18:54
  no,
• 18:54
  she
• 18:55
  didn't
• 18:55
  behave
• 18:55
  herself
• 18:56
  at
• 18:56
  all.
• 18:56
  It
• 18:57
  was
• 18:57
  2003,
• 18:58
  the
• 18:58
  year
• 18:58
  that
• 18:59
  Lord
• 18:59
  of
• 18:59
  the
• 18:59
  Rings
• 19:00
  swept
• 19:00
  it.
• 19:01
  Yeah.
• 19:01
  I
• 19:01
  assume
• 19:02
  you've
• 19:02
  gone,
• 19:02
  right,
• 19:02
  John?
• 19:03
  The
• 19:03
  last
• 19:03
  time
• 19:03
  I
• 19:03
  went,
• 19:04
  I
• 19:04
  got
• 19:04
  to
• 19:04
  sing
• 19:05
  a
• 19:05
  song
• 19:05
  for
• 19:05
  Monsters,
• 19:06
  Inc.
• 19:06
  With
• 19:06
  Randy
• 19:07
  Newman.
• 19:07
  Oh,
• 19:08
  wow.
• 19:08
  That
• 19:09
  was
• 19:09
  26
• 19:09
  years
• 19:10
  ago.
• 19:10
  Yeah.
• 19:10
  Holy
• 19:11
  cow.
• 19:11
  And
• 19:12
  I
• 19:12
  just
• 19:12
  got
• 19:12
  out
• 19:12
  of
• 19:12
  the
• 19:13
  car,
• 19:13
  and
• 19:13
  all
• 19:13
  of
• 19:13
  a
• 19:13
  sudden,
• 19:13
  you're
• 19:14
  walking
• 19:14
  down
• 19:14
  this
• 19:14
  red
• 19:15
  carpet.
• 19:15
  I
• 19:15
  had
• 19:15
  Jude
• 19:16
  Law
• 19:16
  on
• 19:16
  one
• 19:16
  side
• 19:16
  and
• 19:17
  Will
• 19:17
  Smith
• 19:17
  on
• 19:17
  the
• 19:17
  other
• 19:18
  side.
• 19:18
  And
• 19:18
  it
• 19:18
  was
• 19:19
  this
• 19:19
  very
• 19:19
  heady
• 19:20
  moment.
• 19:20
  And
• 19:20
  then
• 19:21
  you
• 19:21
  go
• 19:21
  in
• 19:21
  this
• 19:21
  huge
• 19:21
  red
• 19:22
  carpet.
• 19:22
  And
• 19:23
  I
• 19:23
  did
• 19:23
  the
• 19:23
  Where's
• 19:24
  Waldo?
• 19:24
  Thing
• 19:24
  because
• 19:24
  the
• 19:25
  LA
• 19:25
  Times
• 19:25
  would
• 19:25
  always
• 19:25
  publish
• 19:26
  a
• 19:26
  front
• 19:26
  page
• 19:26
  photo
• 19:26
  of
• 19:27
  the
• 19:27
  red
• 19:27
  carpet
• 19:27
  with
• 19:28
  150
• 19:28
  people.
• 19:28
  I
• 19:29
  was
• 19:29
  smacking
• 19:29
  the
• 19:29
  center
• 19:30
  of
• 19:30
  it.
• 19:30
  Wow.
• 19:31
  With
• 19:31
  Edie.
• 19:31
  Hung
• 19:32
  out
• 19:32
  with
• 19:32
  Ron
• 19:32
  Perlman
• 19:33
  at
• 19:33
  the
• 19:33
  bar.
• 19:33
  We
• 19:33
  were
• 19:34
  all
• 19:34
  getting
• 19:34
  drunk
• 19:35
  as
• 19:35
  much
• 19:35
  as
• 19:35
  we
• 19:36
  could
• 19:36
  before
• 19:36
  the
• 19:36
  show
• 19:37
  started.
• 19:38
  For
• 19:38
  some
• 19:38
  reason,
• 19:39
  Lord
• 19:39
  of
• 19:39
  the
• 19:39
  Rings
• 19:39
  annoyed
• 19:40
  her.
• 19:41
  It
• 19:41
  annoyed
• 19:41
  her.
• 19:42
  And
• 19:42
  she
• 19:42
  got
• 19:42
  annoyed
• 19:43
  every
• 19:43
  time
• 19:43
  they
• 19:43
  won
• 19:43
  an
• 19:44
  award.
• 19:44
  And
• 19:45
  this
• 19:45
  is.
• 19:45
  Of
• 19:45
  course,
• 19:45
  they're
• 19:45
  breaking
• 19:46
  a
• 19:46
  record
• 19:46
  with
• 19:46
  11
• 19:47
  Oscars.
• 19:47
  It's
• 19:48
  like,
• 19:48
  oh,
• 19:48
  sh.
• 19:49
  Please,
• 19:49
  God,
• 19:50
  don't
• 19:50
  win.
• 19:51
  Go
• 19:52
  back
• 19:52
  to
• 19:52
  New
• 19:52
  Zealand.
• 19:55
  Yeah.
• 19:57
  You
• 19:58
  know,
• 19:58
  we've
• 19:58
  had
• 19:58
  some
• 19:58
  good
• 19:59
  times
• 19:59
  over
• 19:59
  a
• 19:59
  long
• 20:00
  period
• 20:00
  of
• 20:00
  time.
• 20:00
  When
• 20:00
  you
• 20:00
  think
• 20:01
  about
• 20:01
  it,
• 20:01
  Isn't
• 20:01
  that
• 20:01
  amazing?
• 20:02
  Oh,
• 20:02
  man.
• 20:03
  The
• 20:03
  first
• 20:03
  time
• 20:03
  I
• 20:04
  went,
• 20:04
  I
• 20:04
  was
• 20:04
  just.
• 20:05
  I
• 20:05
  just
• 20:06
  gotten
• 20:06
  famous
• 20:07
  from
• 20:07
  Roseanne
• 20:08
  and
• 20:08
  they
• 20:08
  wanted
• 20:09
  me
• 20:09
  as
• 20:09
  a
• 20:09
  presenter,
• 20:11
  and
• 20:11
  I
• 20:11
  got
• 20:11
  boiled
• 20:12
  back
• 20:12
  when
• 20:12
  I
• 20:13
  used
• 20:13
  to
• 20:13
  drink.
• 20:13
  Folks
• 20:14
  had
• 20:14
  a
• 20:14
  couple
• 20:14
  before
• 20:15
  the
• 20:15
  show
• 20:15
  that.
• 20:15
  I've
• 20:16
  done
• 20:16
  a
• 20:16
  couple
• 20:16
  in
• 20:16
  a
• 20:16
  bar,
• 20:18
  and
• 20:18
  I
• 20:18
  got
• 20:19
  in
• 20:19
  trouble.
• 20:20
  I
• 20:20
  did
• 20:20
  my
• 20:20
  little
• 20:20
  bit,
• 20:21
  and
• 20:21
  then
• 20:21
  I
• 20:21
  got.
• 20:21
  I
• 20:22
  went
• 20:22
  upstairs
• 20:22
  to
• 20:23
  the
• 20:23
  lounge
• 20:23
  and
• 20:24
  stayed
• 20:24
  for
• 20:24
  longer
• 20:25
  than
• 20:25
  I
• 20:25
  should
• 20:25
  have.
• 20:27
  Well,
• 20:27
  that's
• 20:28
  really
• 20:28
  a
• 20:29
  great
• 20:29
  part
• 20:29
  of
• 20:29
  your
• 20:29
  history
• 20:30
  is
• 20:30
  how
• 20:31
  you
• 20:31
  overcame
• 20:33
  alcoholism,
• 20:34
  really,
• 20:34
  isn't
• 20:34
  it
• 20:34
  true?
• 20:35
  But
• 20:35
  you
• 20:35
  never
• 20:36
  overcome
• 20:37
  it.
• 20:37
  It's
• 20:38
  still
• 20:38
  there.
• 20:39
  That's
• 20:39
  true.
• 20:40
  If
• 20:40
  you
• 20:40
  don't
• 20:41
  feed
• 20:41
  it
• 20:41
  in
• 20:41
  the
• 20:41
  first
• 20:41
  place,
• 20:42
  it
• 20:42
  lies
• 20:43
  dormant.
• 20:44
  Yeah.
• 20:45
  And
• 20:45
  it's.
• 20:45
  It's
• 20:45
  waiting
• 20:46
  to
• 20:46
  get
• 20:46
  you.
• 20:46
  But
• 20:47
  so
• 20:47
  far,
• 20:47
  so
• 20:47
  good.
• 20:48
  Now,
• 20:48
  did
• 20:48
  you
• 20:48
  go
• 20:49
  on
• 20:49
  a
• 20:49
  program?
• 20:49
  Are
• 20:49
  you
• 20:50
  in
• 20:50
  aa?
• 20:51
  I
• 20:51
  did.
• 20:51
  I
• 20:51
  went
• 20:52
  to.
• 20:52
  I
• 20:53
  was
• 20:53
  bad
• 20:53
  enough
• 20:54
  where
• 20:54
  I
• 20:54
  was
• 20:55
  on.
• 20:55
  In
• 20:55
  a
• 20:55
  hotel
• 20:56
  room
• 20:56
  on
• 20:56
  a
• 20:56
  Sunday
• 20:57
  morning.
• 20:57
  I
• 20:57
  was
• 20:57
  supposed
• 20:58
  to
• 20:58
  give
• 20:58
  out
• 20:59
  an
• 20:59
  award
• 20:59
  at
• 20:59
  the
• 21:00
  Emmys.
• 21:01
  I
• 21:01
  won
• 21:01
  an
• 21:02
  award,
• 21:02
  like,
• 21:02
  the
• 21:02
  night
• 21:03
  before,
• 21:03
  the
• 21:03
  week
• 21:03
  before
• 21:05
  they
• 21:05
  gave
• 21:05
  it
• 21:05
  for
• 21:06
  Best
• 21:06
  supporting
• 21:07
  Actor.
• 21:07
  So
• 21:07
  I
• 21:08
  had
• 21:08
  to
• 21:08
  go
• 21:08
  out
• 21:08
  and
• 21:08
  present
• 21:10
  and
• 21:10
  I
• 21:10
  didn't
• 21:10
  make
• 21:10
  it
• 21:11
  out
• 21:11
  of
• 21:11
  the
• 21:11
  hotel.
• 21:12
  So.
• 21:12
  Yeah,
• 21:13
  I
• 21:13
  called
• 21:13
  for
• 21:13
  help
• 21:13
  and
• 21:14
  a
• 21:15
  friend
• 21:15
  of
• 21:15
  mine
• 21:15
  picked
• 21:15
  me
• 21:15
  up
• 21:16
  when
• 21:16
  we
• 21:16
  went
• 21:16
  to
• 21:16
  a
• 21:16
  joint
• 21:17
  in
• 21:17
  Malibu
• 21:18
  and
• 21:18
  stayed
• 21:19
  for
• 21:19
  30
• 21:19
  days.
• 21:20
  God
• 21:20
  bless
• 21:20
  you.
• 21:21
  Yeah.
• 21:22
  Wow.
• 21:23
  Good
• 21:23
  for
• 21:23
  you.
• 21:23
  Phil
• 21:23
  and
• 21:24
  I
• 21:24
  were
• 21:24
  talking
• 21:24
  about
• 21:24
  it.
• 21:24
  We've
• 21:25
  noticed
• 21:25
  with
• 21:25
  great
• 21:25
  admiration
• 21:26
  over
• 21:26
  the
• 21:27
  years
• 21:27
  how
• 21:28
  the
• 21:28
  last
• 21:28
  few
• 21:28
  times
• 21:29
  we've
• 21:29
  seen
• 21:29
  you,
• 21:29
  how
• 21:30
  happy
• 21:30
  you
• 21:30
  are.
• 21:31
  It's
• 21:32
  true.
• 21:32
  Fuckers.
• 21:36
  Seriously.
• 21:36
  Seriously.
• 21:37
  We
• 21:37
  mean
• 21:37
  it.
• 21:37
  We
• 21:38
  just.
• 21:38
  You
• 21:38
  just
• 21:38
  had
• 21:38
  a
• 21:39
  joie
• 21:39
  de
• 21:39
  vivre.
• 21:40
  Yeah.
• 21:40
  And
• 21:40
  you've
• 21:41
  never
• 21:41
  said
• 21:41
  acting.
• 21:45
  Helps.
• 21:46
  It
• 21:46
  helps
• 21:47
  to.
• 21:47
  If
• 21:47
  you're
• 21:47
  not
• 21:48
  happy,
• 21:48
  fake
• 21:48
  it
• 21:48
  till
• 21:49
  you
• 21:49
  make
• 21:49
  it.
• 21:49
  Yeah.
• 21:50
  That's
• 21:50
  true.
• 21:52
  Because
• 21:52
  the
• 21:52
  worry
• 21:53
  is
• 21:53
  for
• 21:53
  nothing.
• 21:54
  I
• 21:54
  know.
• 21:55
  And
• 21:55
  I
• 21:55
  say
• 21:55
  that
• 21:56
  and
• 21:56
  I
• 21:57
  got
• 21:57
  a
• 21:57
  big
• 21:57
  mouth
• 21:57
  and
• 21:58
  everything.
• 21:58
  But
• 21:58
  it
• 21:58
  just.
• 22:00
  It.
• 22:00
  It's
• 22:00
  true.
• 22:01
  If
• 22:01
  you
• 22:01
  just
• 22:02
  fake
• 22:02
  it
• 22:02
  till
• 22:02
  you
• 22:02
  make
• 22:03
  it
• 22:03
  or
• 22:04
  don't
• 22:04
  dwell
• 22:04
  on
• 22:04
  your
• 22:05
  unhappiness,
• 22:06
  it
• 22:06
  does
• 22:06
  me
• 22:06
  absolutely
• 22:07
  no
• 22:07
  good.
• 22:08
  And
• 22:08
  I'm
• 22:08
  a
• 22:08
  lot
• 22:09
  less
• 22:09
  angry
• 22:09
  than
• 22:10
  I
• 22:10
  used
• 22:10
  to
• 22:11
  be
• 22:11
  because
• 22:11
  you
• 22:12
  can't
• 22:12
  control
• 22:12
  anything.
• 22:13
  You
• 22:13
  don't
• 22:14
  control
• 22:14
  anything.
• 22:14
  Boy,
• 22:15
  do
• 22:15
  we
• 22:15
  know
• 22:15
  that.
• 22:17
  Hop
• 22:17
  on
• 22:17
  the
• 22:17
  surfboard
• 22:18
  and
• 22:19
  lie
• 22:19
  down
• 22:19
  for
• 22:19
  a
• 22:20
  while.
• 22:20
  They
• 22:21
  say,
• 22:21
  you
• 22:21
  know,
• 22:21
  as
• 22:21
  you
• 22:21
  get
• 22:21
  older,
• 22:22
  you
• 22:22
  get
• 22:22
  happier.
• 22:23
  I
• 22:23
  definitely
• 22:24
  have
• 22:24
  felt
• 22:24
  that.
• 22:25
  Less
• 22:25
  angst,
• 22:26
  less
• 22:26
  concern
• 22:27
  about
• 22:27
  certain
• 22:28
  things
• 22:28
  internally.
• 22:30
  If
• 22:30
  this
• 22:31
  regime
• 22:32
  were
• 22:32
  in
• 22:32
  power
• 22:32
  when
• 22:33
  I
• 22:33
  was
• 22:33
  still
• 22:33
  drinking,
• 22:33
  I
• 22:34
  think
• 22:34
  I'd
• 22:34
  be
• 22:34
  a
• 22:34
  lot
• 22:34
  worse
• 22:35
  off
• 22:35
  and
• 22:35
  I
• 22:35
  would
• 22:35
  not
• 22:35
  be
• 22:36
  able
• 22:36
  to
• 22:36
  handle
• 22:36
  it
• 22:37
  as
• 22:38
  well
• 22:38
  as
• 22:38
  I
• 22:38
  do.
• 22:38
  There's
• 22:39
  nothing
• 22:39
  I
• 22:39
  can
• 22:40
  do
• 22:40
  except
• 22:40
  for
• 22:40
  support.
• 22:42
  Support
• 22:42
  the
• 22:42
  right
• 22:43
  people
• 22:43
  and
• 22:43
  the
• 22:44
  right
• 22:44
  struggle
• 22:44
  and
• 22:44
  the
• 22:45
  right
• 22:45
  cause
• 22:45
  and
• 22:46
  without
• 22:48
  setting
• 22:48
  myself
• 22:49
  on
• 22:49
  fire.
• 22:50
  Yes.
• 22:51
  That's
• 22:51
  kind
• 22:51
  of
• 22:51
  where
• 22:52
  I
• 22:52
  find
• 22:52
  myself.
• 22:53
  You
• 22:53
  know,
• 22:53
  there's
• 22:53
  nothing
• 22:54
  I
• 22:54
  can
• 22:54
  do.
• 22:54
  This
• 22:54
  I
• 22:55
  have
• 22:55
  no.
• 22:56
  The
• 22:56
  country
• 22:57
  is
• 22:57
  going
• 22:57
  to
• 22:57
  hell.
• 22:58
  Just
• 22:58
  keep
• 22:58
  doing
• 22:58
  the
• 22:59
  right
• 22:59
  thing
• 23:00
  and
• 23:01
  it'll
• 23:01
  pass.
• 23:02
  Everything
• 23:02
  passes.
• 23:03
  How
• 23:03
  do
• 23:03
  you
• 23:03
  feel
• 23:03
  about
• 23:04
  the
• 23:04
  prospects
• 23:04
  of.
• 23:04
  Are
• 23:05
  we
• 23:05
  going
• 23:05
  to
• 23:05
  get
• 23:05
  out
• 23:05
  of
• 23:05
  this?
• 23:06
  You
• 23:06
  think.
• 23:09
  If.
• 23:10
  When
• 23:10
  the
• 23:10
  big
• 23:11
  man
• 23:11
  moves
• 23:12
  on,
• 23:13
  there's
• 23:14
  still
• 23:14
  going
• 23:14
  to
• 23:14
  be.
• 23:15
  He
• 23:15
  uncorked.
• 23:16
  A
• 23:16
  lot
• 23:16
  of
• 23:16
  evils
• 23:17
  that
• 23:17
  are
• 23:18
  going
• 23:18
  to
• 23:18
  be
• 23:18
  there
• 23:18
  for
• 23:19
  a
• 23:19
  long
• 23:19
  time.
• 23:19
  Yeah.
• 23:20
  But
• 23:20
  it's
• 23:21
  a
• 23:21
  great
• 23:21
  country.
• 23:21
  It's
• 23:22
  worth
• 23:23
  sticking
• 23:23
  around
• 23:23
  to
• 23:23
  see
• 23:23
  what's
• 23:24
  going
• 23:24
  to
• 23:24
  happen.
• 23:25
  But
• 23:25
  I
• 23:26
  just.
• 23:26
  I
• 23:26
  pray
• 23:27
  for
• 23:27
  the
• 23:27
  education
• 23:28
  more
• 23:29
  than
• 23:29
  anything.
• 23:29
  Yeah.
• 23:30
  That
• 23:31
  people
• 23:31
  can.
• 23:32
  They.
• 23:33
  They
• 23:33
  won't
• 23:33
  harm
• 23:33
  that
• 23:34
  we
• 23:34
  could
• 23:34
  still
• 23:34
  get
• 23:35
  a
• 23:35
  decent
• 23:35
  open
• 23:36
  with
• 23:36
  no
• 23:37
  burned
• 23:37
  books.
• 23:38
  Yes.
• 23:38
  It's
• 23:39
  going
• 23:39
  to
• 23:39
  be
• 23:39
  a
• 23:39
  generational
• 23:40
  thing.
• 23:40
  Yeah.
• 23:40
  There's
• 23:41
  26
• 23:41
  books
• 23:42
  now
• 23:42
  banned
• 23:42
  in
• 23:42
  Utah.
• 23:44
  Utah
• 23:45
  schools.
• 23:45
  They
• 23:45
  rigged
• 23:46
  the
• 23:46
  system
• 23:46
  where
• 23:47
  if
• 23:47
  three
• 23:48
  school
• 23:48
  districts
• 23:48
  ban
• 23:49
  a
• 23:49
  Book,
• 23:49
  then
• 23:49
  the
• 23:49
  entire
• 23:50
  state
• 23:50
  has
• 23:50
  to
• 23:50
  ban
• 23:50
  it
• 23:51
  in
• 23:51
  all
• 23:52
  their
• 23:52
  school
• 23:52
  libraries.
• 23:52
  What
• 23:52
  a
• 23:53
  stupid
• 23:53
  idea
• 23:53
  that
• 23:53
  is.
• 23:54
  Yeah.
• 23:54
  Utah's
• 23:54
  kind
• 23:54
  of
• 23:55
  known
• 23:55
  for
• 23:55
  their
• 23:55
  progressive
• 23:56
  politics.
• 23:58
  And
• 23:59
  speaking
• 23:59
  of
• 24:00
  our
• 24:00
  children,
• 24:01
  how
• 24:01
  is
• 24:01
  your
• 24:01
  lovely
• 24:02
  daughter?
• 24:04
  She
• 24:04
  is
• 24:05
  wonderful.
• 24:05
  She.
• 24:06
  Her
• 24:07
  husband
• 24:07
  directed
• 24:08
  this
• 24:08
  film
• 24:08
  I
• 24:08
  did
• 24:08
  last
• 24:09
  summer.
• 24:09
  Oh,
• 24:10
  great.
• 24:10
  And
• 24:11
  so
• 24:11
  she.
• 24:11
  I
• 24:11
  got
• 24:12
  to
• 24:12
  see
• 24:12
  her
• 24:12
  in
• 24:13
  Austin
• 24:14
  last
• 24:14
  week.
• 24:15
  It
• 24:15
  was
• 24:16
  wonderful
• 24:16
  watching
• 24:17
  those
• 24:17
  two
• 24:17
  kids
• 24:18
  grow.
• 24:20
  Watch
• 24:20
  him
• 24:20
  grow.
• 24:21
  That's
• 24:21
  wonderful.
• 24:22
  Yeah.
• 24:23
  My
• 24:23
  daughter
• 24:24
  Kristen,
• 24:24
  whom
• 24:25
  I'm
• 24:25
  sure
• 24:25
  you
• 24:25
  remember,
• 24:26
  is
• 24:26
  going
• 24:26
  to
• 24:26
  be.
• 24:27
  Yeah.
• 24:27
  I
• 24:27
  hope
• 24:28
  you're
• 24:28
  sitting
• 24:28
  down.
• 24:28
  She's
• 24:28
  going
• 24:29
  to
• 24:29
  be
• 24:29
  48
• 24:30
  in
• 24:30
  April.
• 24:31
  I
• 24:32
  remember
• 24:32
  when
• 24:32
  she
• 24:32
  was
• 24:32
  a
• 24:33
  teenager.
• 24:33
  Yeah.
• 24:34
  And
• 24:34
  the
• 24:34
  only
• 24:34
  good.
• 24:35
  My
• 24:36
  jaw
• 24:36
  dropping.
• 24:39
  The
• 24:39
  only
• 24:39
  reason
• 24:39
  that
• 24:40
  I
• 24:40
  can
• 24:40
  remember
• 24:40
  that
• 24:40
  is
• 24:41
  that
• 24:41
  48
• 24:42
  years
• 24:42
  ago,
• 24:42
  Peter
• 24:43
  and
• 24:43
  I
• 24:43
  were
• 24:43
  in
• 24:44
  the
• 24:44
  Golden
• 24:44
  Dragon
• 24:45
  massacre
• 24:46
  and
• 24:46
  we
• 24:46
  were.
• 24:46
  Oh,
• 24:47
  wow,
• 24:47
  Right.
• 24:47
  Cowering
• 24:48
  under
• 24:48
  a
• 24:48
  table
• 24:49
  in
• 24:49
  a
• 24:49
  Chinese
• 24:50
  restaurant
• 24:51
  while
• 24:51
  five
• 24:52
  people
• 24:52
  were
• 24:52
  killed
• 24:53
  and
• 24:53
  11
• 24:53
  wounded
• 24:54
  around
• 24:54
  us.
• 24:55
  So.
• 24:56
  That
• 24:56
  was
• 24:56
  a
• 24:56
  swell
• 24:57
  book,
• 24:57
  by
• 24:57
  the
• 24:57
  way.
• 24:57
  Oh,
• 24:58
  thank
• 24:58
  you.
• 24:59
  Can
• 24:59
  I
• 24:59
  mention
• 24:59
  the
• 25:00
  name
• 25:00
  of
• 25:00
  my
• 25:00
  book?
• 25:01
  Not
• 25:01
  in
• 25:01
  Utah.
• 25:02
  Okay.
• 25:02
  Where's
• 25:02
  My
• 25:03
  Fortune
• 25:03
  Cookie?
• 25:03
  Banned
• 25:04
  in
• 25:04
  Utah,
• 25:04
  ladies
• 25:04
  and
• 25:05
  gentlemen.
• 25:06
  Available
• 25:06
  on
• 25:06
  Amazon
• 25:07
  until
• 25:08
  Amazon
• 25:08
  becomes
• 25:09
  converted
• 25:09
  into
• 25:10
  a
• 25:11
  holding
• 25:11
  center.
• 25:14
  They
• 25:14
  bought
• 25:14
  a
• 25:14
  huge
• 25:15
  warehouse
• 25:16
  outside
• 25:16
  of
• 25:16
  Salt
• 25:16
  Lake
• 25:16
  City.
• 25:17
  I
• 25:17
  know.
• 25:17
  I
• 25:17
  saw
• 25:17
  a
• 25:17
  picture
• 25:18
  of
• 25:18
  it
• 25:18
  from
• 25:18
  there.
• 25:19
  Oh,
• 25:20
  is
• 25:20
  it
• 25:20
  Detention
• 25:20
  center?
• 25:21
  Concentration
• 25:22
  camp.
• 25:22
  Concentration
• 25:23
  camp,
• 25:23
  yeah.
• 25:23
  Yeah.
• 25:24
  For
• 25:25
  people
• 25:25
  who
• 25:25
  really
• 25:25
  need
• 25:25
  to
• 25:26
  concentrate
• 25:27
  on
• 25:27
  what's
• 25:28
  happening
• 25:29
  to
• 25:29
  us,
• 25:29
  you
• 25:30
  know,.
• 25:30
  It's
• 25:30
  good
• 25:30
  to
• 25:30
  be
• 25:30
  banned.
• 25:31
  Yes.
• 25:32
  The
• 25:32
  documentary
• 25:32
  I
• 25:32
  made,
• 25:33
  MAU
• 25:33
  MAU
• 25:33
  xx,
• 25:34
  banned
• 25:34
  in
• 25:34
  Saudi
• 25:34
  Arabia.
• 25:35
  Oh,
• 25:36
  really?
• 25:36
  I
• 25:36
  don't
• 25:37
  know.
• 25:37
  I
• 25:37
  would
• 25:37
  take
• 25:37
  that
• 25:37
  as
• 25:38
  a
• 25:38
  compliment.
• 25:38
  Sure.
• 25:39
  It
• 25:39
  wasn't
• 25:39
  like
• 25:39
  there
• 25:39
  was
• 25:39
  a
• 25:39
  lot
• 25:40
  of
• 25:40
  money.
• 25:40
  Oh,
• 25:40
  there
• 25:40
  is
• 25:41
  a
• 25:41
  lot
• 25:41
  of
• 25:41
  money
• 25:41
  in
• 25:42
  Saudi
• 25:42
  Arabia
• 25:43
  for
• 25:43
  exploitation
• 25:44
  films,
• 25:44
  you
• 25:45
  know,
• 25:45
  but
• 25:45
  just
• 25:45
  for
• 25:45
  war.
• 25:46
  Yeah,
• 25:46
  There
• 25:47
  is.
• 25:47
  You
• 25:47
  know,
• 25:48
  Bergman
• 25:49
  used
• 25:49
  to
• 25:49
  call
• 25:49
  it
• 25:49
  Sauteed
• 25:50
  Arabia
• 25:50
  because
• 25:51
  it's
• 25:51
  so
• 25:51
  hot
• 25:51
  there.
• 25:54
  Peter
• 25:55
  Bergman.
• 25:55
  He
• 25:55
  passed
• 25:56
  away,
• 25:56
  John.
• 25:57
  The
• 25:58
  anniversary
• 25:58
  of
• 25:58
  his
• 25:59
  passing
• 25:59
  was
• 26:00
  just
• 26:00
  about
• 26:01
  four
• 26:01
  or
• 26:01
  five
• 26:01
  days
• 26:02
  ago,
• 26:02
  I
• 26:02
  think.
• 26:03
  That's
• 26:03
  right.
• 26:03
  Yeah.
• 26:04
  Yeah.
• 26:04
  2012.
• 26:05
  How
• 26:05
  many
• 26:06
  years
• 26:06
  has
• 26:06
  people
• 26:06
  been
• 26:06
  gone?
• 26:07
  2012?
• 26:08
  Six
• 26:08
  years.
• 26:08
  No
• 26:08
  kidding.
• 26:09
  Is
• 26:09
  that
• 26:10
  right?
• 26:10
  Yeah.
• 26:10
  12
• 26:11
  years.
• 26:11
  It
• 26:11
  doesn't
• 26:12
  feel
• 26:12
  like
• 26:12
  that.
• 26:13
  It
• 26:13
  doesn't?
• 26:14
  No,
• 26:14
  it.
• 26:15
  You
• 26:15
  know,
• 26:16
  maybe
• 26:16
  he's
• 26:17
  still
• 26:17
  doing
• 26:17
  his
• 26:18
  comedy
• 26:19
  somewhere.
• 26:19
  He
• 26:19
  just
• 26:19
  shifted
• 26:20
  dimensions,
• 26:20
  that's
• 26:21
  all.
• 26:21
  I
• 26:21
  think
• 26:21
  so.
• 26:22
  Because
• 26:22
  every
• 26:22
  once
• 26:22
  in
• 26:23
  a
• 26:23
  while
• 26:23
  he'll
• 26:23
  make
• 26:23
  me
• 26:24
  laugh.
• 26:24
  Yeah.
• 26:25
  You
• 26:25
  know.
• 26:25
  Yeah,
• 26:25
  that's
• 26:26
  true.
• 26:26
  He's
• 26:27
  very
• 26:27
  present,
• 26:27
  isn't
• 26:27
  he?
• 26:28
  He's
• 26:28
  very
• 26:28
  present.
• 26:29
  He's
• 26:29
  a
• 26:29
  strong
• 26:30
  presence.
• 26:30
  And
• 26:30
  of
• 26:31
  course,
• 26:31
  he
• 26:32
  started
• 26:33
  on
• 26:33
  kpfk.
• 26:34
  Kpfk.
• 26:35
  That
• 26:35
  was
• 26:35
  the
• 26:35
  genesis
• 26:36
  of
• 26:36
  Fire
• 26:36
  Sign.
• 26:37
  That
• 26:37
  was
• 26:37
  the
• 26:37
  beginning
• 26:38
  of
• 26:38
  Fire
• 26:38
  Sign
• 26:38
  Theater.
• 26:39
  Oz.
• 26:40
  Yeah.
• 26:40
  Radio
• 26:40
  Free
• 26:41
  Oz.
• 26:41
  Crazy.
• 26:42
  So
• 26:43
  good
• 26:43
  days.
• 26:45
  John,
• 26:45
  you
• 26:46
  were
• 26:46
  on
• 26:46
  Saturday
• 26:46
  Night
• 26:47
  live.
• 26:47
  You
• 26:47
  hosted
• 26:48
  13
• 26:48
  times
• 26:49
  so
• 26:49
  far.
• 26:49
  I
• 26:49
  did.
• 26:50
  That's
• 26:51
  crazy.
• 26:51
  Is
• 26:51
  that
• 26:52
  like
• 26:52
  the
• 26:52
  most
• 26:52
  anyone's
• 26:53
  hosted?
• 26:53
  No,
• 26:54
  I
• 26:54
  think
• 26:55
  Steve
• 26:55
  Martin
• 26:56
  and
• 26:56
  then
• 26:56
  Baldwin.
• 26:58
  Wow.
• 26:58
  Baldwin
• 26:59
  too.
• 26:59
  Wow.
• 27:00
  But
• 27:00
  it's
• 27:01
  been
• 27:01
  years.
• 27:02
  I
• 27:02
  don't
• 27:02
  know
• 27:02
  if
• 27:03
  I
• 27:03
  could
• 27:03
  do
• 27:03
  it
• 27:03
  anymore.
• 27:04
  Oh,
• 27:04
  yeah,
• 27:05
  sure
• 27:05
  you
• 27:05
  could.
• 27:05
  Sure
• 27:05
  you
• 27:05
  could.
• 27:06
  Did
• 27:06
  you
• 27:06
  get
• 27:07
  the
• 27:07
  terry
• 27:07
  cloth
• 27:07
  robe?
• 27:08
  I
• 27:08
  did
• 27:09
  not.
• 27:09
  I'm
• 27:09
  not
• 27:10
  in
• 27:10
  the
• 27:10
  five
• 27:10
  timers
• 27:11
  club.
• 27:11
  Yeah,
• 27:12
  you're
• 27:12
  in
• 27:12
  a
• 27:13
  lucky
• 27:13
  13.
• 27:14
  Yeah.
• 27:16
  Golly,
• 27:17
  talk
• 27:17
  to
• 27:17
  some.
• 27:18
  Another
• 27:18
  thing.
• 27:19
  Another
• 27:19
  thing
• 27:19
  to
• 27:19
  mope
• 27:20
  about.
• 27:22
  Have
• 27:22
  you
• 27:22
  been
• 27:22
  watching
• 27:23
  it?
• 27:24
  This?
• 27:24
  No,
• 27:25
  I
• 27:25
  don't.
• 27:25
  I.
• 27:26
  I
• 27:26
  don't
• 27:26
  stay
• 27:27
  up
• 27:27
  that
• 27:27
  late
• 27:27
  anymore.
• 27:28
  I
• 27:28
  know
• 27:28
  I
• 27:28
  could
• 27:28
  easily
• 27:29
  flip
• 27:29
  it
• 27:29
  on
• 27:29
  Sunday
• 27:30
  morning
• 27:30
  or
• 27:30
  so.
• 27:30
  I
• 27:30
  just.
• 27:31
  I'm
• 27:31
  not
• 27:31
  in
• 27:31
  the
• 27:31
  habit
• 27:32
  of
• 27:32
  it
• 27:32
  anymore.
• 27:33
  Yes,
• 27:33
  it
• 27:33
  is
• 27:33
  a.
• 27:34
  Kind
• 27:34
  of
• 27:34
  a
• 27:34
  habit,
• 27:35
  isn't
• 27:35
  it?
• 27:35
  Yeah.
• 27:35
  It's
• 27:36
  always.
• 27:36
  Your
• 27:36
  favorite
• 27:37
  casts
• 27:37
  at
• 27:38
  times
• 27:39
  are
• 27:39
  going
• 27:39
  to
• 27:39
  be
• 27:39
  when
• 27:40
  you
• 27:40
  were
• 27:41
  the
• 27:41
  most
• 27:41
  amenable
• 27:42
  to
• 27:42
  it.
• 27:42
  Like
• 27:42
  when
• 27:42
  they
• 27:42
  first
• 27:43
  came
• 27:43
  on.
• 27:43
  I
• 27:43
  wouldn't
• 27:44
  miss
• 27:44
  it.
• 27:44
  That's
• 27:44
  right.
• 27:45
  It
• 27:45
  stopped
• 27:45
  everything
• 27:46
  on
• 27:46
  Saturday
• 27:46
  nights.
• 27:47
  It
• 27:47
  was
• 27:47
  event
• 27:48
  television,
• 27:48
  my
• 27:48
  time.
• 27:49
  I'd
• 27:49
  find
• 27:49
  a
• 27:49
  television
• 27:49
  series
• 27:50
  somewhere.
• 27:50
  It
• 27:51
  was
• 27:51
  the
• 27:51
  Amos
• 27:51
  and
• 27:52
  Andy
• 27:52
  of
• 27:52
  television.
• 27:53
  That
• 27:53
  was
• 27:53
  a
• 27:53
  heyday.
• 27:54
  That
• 27:54
  was.
• 27:54
  I
• 27:54
  was.
• 27:55
  I
• 27:55
  remember
• 27:55
  it
• 27:55
  well
• 27:55
  because
• 27:56
  I
• 27:56
  was
• 27:56
  living
• 27:56
  in
• 27:56
  a
• 27:56
  group
• 27:56
  house.
• 27:57
  We
• 27:57
  were
• 27:57
  all
• 27:57
  working
• 27:57
  at
• 27:58
  a
• 27:58
  progressive
• 27:58
  rock
• 27:58
  and
• 27:58
  roll
• 27:59
  station.
• 27:59
  It
• 27:59
  was
• 27:59
  wild.
• 28:00
  Yeah.
• 28:00
  And
• 28:00
  we
• 28:01
  all
• 28:01
  stopped
• 28:01
  everything
• 28:02
  and
• 28:02
  had
• 28:02
  a
• 28:02
  group
• 28:03
  watch
• 28:03
  of
• 28:03
  Saturday
• 28:04
  Night
• 28:04
  Live.
• 28:04
  And
• 28:05
  on
• 28:05
  the
• 28:05
  weeknights
• 28:05
  we
• 28:05
  had
• 28:06
  Mary
• 28:06
  Hartman
• 28:06
  and
• 28:06
  Fernwood
• 28:07
  tonight.
• 28:08
  Yeah.
• 28:08
  Yeah,
• 28:09
  that's
• 28:09
  right.
• 28:09
  Yeah.
• 28:09
  That
• 28:10
  was
• 28:10
  some
• 28:10
  great
• 28:10
  television
• 28:11
  those
• 28:11
  days.
• 28:11
  Yes.
• 28:13
  Did
• 28:13
  Harry
• 28:13
  Shearer
• 28:14
  write
• 28:14
  for
• 28:14
  them?
• 28:15
  Did
• 28:16
  Harry
• 28:16
  write
• 28:16
  for
• 28:17
  Saturday
• 28:17
  Night
• 28:17
  Live?
• 28:18
  No,
• 28:18
  no,
• 28:18
  not.
• 28:18
  Yeah,
• 28:19
  he
• 28:19
  did.
• 28:19
  He
• 28:19
  did.
• 28:20
  Unhappily.
• 28:21
  But
• 28:21
  that's
• 28:21
  right.
• 28:23
  You
• 28:23
  know,
• 28:23
  that's
• 28:24
  a
• 28:24
  good
• 28:24
  question.
• 28:24
  I
• 28:25
  don't
• 28:25
  know.
• 28:25
  I
• 28:25
  don't
• 28:25
  remember.
• 28:27
  And
• 28:28
  soap,
• 28:29
  remember
• 28:29
  soap
• 28:30
  was
• 28:30
  also.
• 28:30
  Yeah,
• 28:31
  there
• 28:31
  was,
• 28:31
  you
• 28:31
  know
• 28:31
  that.
• 28:32
  There
• 28:32
  was
• 28:32
  a
• 28:32
  thread
• 28:33
  of
• 28:33
  surrealism
• 28:34
  and
• 28:34
  parody
• 28:36
  that
• 28:36
  went
• 28:36
  through
• 28:37
  the
• 28:38
  television
• 28:39
  industry
• 28:39
  for
• 28:39
  a
• 28:40
  while
• 28:40
  and
• 28:41
  got
• 28:41
  people
• 28:42
  like
• 28:42
  us
• 28:43
  to
• 28:43
  watch
• 28:43
  it,
• 28:44
  you
• 28:44
  know.
• 28:44
  Well,
• 28:44
  that
• 28:44
  was
• 28:44
  when
• 28:45
  the
• 28:45
  boomers
• 28:45
  came
• 28:46
  of
• 28:46
  age,
• 28:46
  Right.
• 28:47
  Because
• 28:48
  it
• 28:48
  was
• 28:48
  the.
• 28:48
  The
• 28:49
  handcuffed
• 28:49
  50s,
• 28:50
  this
• 28:50
  idea
• 28:51
  of
• 28:51
  idealized
• 28:51
  America.
• 28:52
  Right.
• 28:52
  The
• 28:52
  early
• 28:53
  60s
• 28:53
  were
• 28:53
  fun
• 28:54
  and
• 28:54
  funny.
• 28:55
  Yeah.
• 28:55
  But
• 28:56
  then
• 28:56
  that's
• 28:57
  when
• 28:57
  it
• 28:57
  got
• 28:57
  hip.
• 28:57
  That's
• 28:57
  when
• 28:58
  everything
• 28:58
  was.
• 28:59
  Because
• 28:59
  everything
• 28:59
  fell
• 28:59
  apart.
• 29:00
  Right
• 29:00
  through
• 29:01
  the
• 29:01
  early
• 29:01
  60s.
• 29:02
  That's
• 29:02
  when
• 29:02
  the
• 29:02
  film
• 29:02
  industry
• 29:03
  fell
• 29:03
  apart
• 29:03
  because
• 29:03
  of
• 29:04
  television.
• 29:04
  So
• 29:04
  the
• 29:05
  new
• 29:05
  wave
• 29:05
  of
• 29:05
  filmmakers
• 29:06
  came
• 29:06
  in
• 29:06
  like.
• 29:06
  Like
• 29:07
  Coppola
• 29:07
  and
• 29:07
  Lucas
• 29:08
  and
• 29:08
  Scorsese
• 29:09
  and
• 29:10
  everything
• 29:10
  opened.
• 29:10
  And
• 29:11
  Norman
• 29:11
  Lear,
• 29:11
  it
• 29:12
  all
• 29:12
  opened
• 29:12
  up.
• 29:13
  All
• 29:13
  in
• 29:14
  the
• 29:14
  family.
• 29:14
  Foreman
• 29:14
  used
• 29:15
  to
• 29:15
  write
• 29:15
  for
• 29:15
  Bob
• 29:15
  Hope,
• 29:16
  didn't
• 29:16
  he?
• 29:17
  Yes,
• 29:17
  he
• 29:17
  probably.
• 29:18
  Or
• 29:18
  no.
• 29:18
  Martin
• 29:19
  and
• 29:19
  Lewis.
• 29:19
  Oh,
• 29:20
  even
• 29:20
  worse.
• 29:23
  Oh
• 29:23
  my
• 29:24
  God.
• 29:24
  Everybody's
• 29:25
  got
• 29:25
  to
• 29:25
  begin
• 29:25
  somewhere.
• 29:26
  Did
• 29:26
  you
• 29:27
  have
• 29:27
  a
• 29:27
  funny
• 29:27
  family?
• 29:28
  You
• 29:28
  mentioned
• 29:29
  your
• 29:29
  brother.
• 29:30
  My
• 29:30
  brother.
• 29:30
  My
• 29:31
  brother
• 29:31
  was.
• 29:32
  Is
• 29:32
  14
• 29:33
  years
• 29:33
  older
• 29:33
  than
• 29:34
  I
• 29:34
  am.
• 29:34
  And
• 29:34
  he
• 29:35
  was.
• 29:36
  He
• 29:36
  would
• 29:36
  go
• 29:37
  down
• 29:37
  and
• 29:37
  see
• 29:37
  Lenny
• 29:38
  when,
• 29:38
  ah.
• 29:41
  Nichols
• 29:42
  in
• 29:42
  May.
• 29:43
  There
• 29:43
  was
• 29:43
  an
• 29:43
  area
• 29:44
  called
• 29:44
  Gaslight
• 29:45
  Square
• 29:45
  in
• 29:45
  St.
• 29:45
  Louis
• 29:46
  for
• 29:46
  a
• 29:46
  little
• 29:46
  while
• 29:47
  that
• 29:47
  was
• 29:47
  bringing
• 29:48
  all
• 29:48
  these
• 29:48
  great
• 29:48
  acts
• 29:49
  in
• 29:49
  and
• 29:49
  you
• 29:49
  know,
• 29:49
  he
• 29:50
  hipped
• 29:50
  me
• 29:50
  to
• 29:50
  Ernie
• 29:51
  Kovacs,
• 29:51
  oh,
• 29:52
  my
• 29:52
  idol.
• 29:53
  And
• 29:53
  Sid
• 29:53
  Caesar
• 29:54
  when
• 29:54
  I
• 29:55
  was
• 29:55
  real
• 29:55
  young.
• 29:55
  And
• 29:56
  Mad
• 29:56
  magazine
• 29:57
  when
• 29:57
  it
• 29:58
  was
• 29:58
  before
• 29:58
  it
• 29:58
  was.
• 29:59
  It
• 29:59
  was
• 29:59
  a
• 29:59
  comic
• 29:59
  book.
• 30:00
  Yep.
• 30:00
  Boy,
• 30:00
  and
• 30:00
  it
• 30:01
  was
• 30:01
  really
• 30:01
  funny.
• 30:02
  How
• 30:02
  about
• 30:02
  Bob
• 30:02
  and
• 30:03
  Ray?
• 30:03
  Did
• 30:03
  you
• 30:03
  ever
• 30:03
  turn
• 30:03
  on
• 30:04
  to
• 30:04
  them?
• 30:04
  I
• 30:05
  did
• 30:05
  when
• 30:05
  they
• 30:05
  were
• 30:05
  on
• 30:06
  monitor.
• 30:06
  Yeah.
• 30:07
  Monitor.
• 30:07
  Okay.
• 30:08
  That
• 30:08
  was
• 30:08
  a
• 30:08
  little
• 30:08
  later
• 30:08
  in
• 30:08
  their
• 30:08
  career.
• 30:09
  Yeah,
• 30:09
  I
• 30:09
  remember.
• 30:09
  Yeah,
• 30:10
  my
• 30:10
  brother
• 30:10
  turned
• 30:11
  me
• 30:11
  onto
• 30:11
  that
• 30:11
  in
• 30:12
  the
• 30:12
  car.
• 30:12
  Yep.
• 30:13
  Those
• 30:13
  are
• 30:13
  all
• 30:14
  great
• 30:14
  influences
• 30:15
  on
• 30:15
  me
• 30:15
  too.
• 30:15
  I
• 30:16
  went
• 30:16
  to
• 30:16
  the
• 30:16
  Ed
• 30:16
  Sullivan
• 30:16
  Theater
• 30:17
  to
• 30:17
  see
• 30:17
  the
• 30:17
  Garry
• 30:18
  Moore
• 30:18
  show
• 30:18
  with
• 30:18
  Derwood
• 30:19
  Kirby.
• 30:19
  Derwood
• 30:20
  Kirby.
• 30:20
  The
• 30:20
  answer.
• 30:21
  Remember
• 30:21
  that?
• 30:21
  Yes,
• 30:21
  I
• 30:21
  do.
• 30:22
  Carol
• 30:22
  Burnett
• 30:22
  still
• 30:23
  on
• 30:23
  it?
• 30:24
  That's
• 30:24
  a
• 30:24
  good
• 30:25
  question.
• 30:25
  I
• 30:25
  was
• 30:25
  a
• 30:25
  little
• 30:25
  kid.
• 30:26
  Carol
• 30:26
  Burnett.
• 30:26
  That's
• 30:26
  right.
• 30:26
  She
• 30:27
  was
• 30:27
  on
• 30:27
  it.
• 30:27
  She
• 30:27
  might
• 30:27
  not
• 30:27
  have
• 30:27
  been
• 30:28
  on
• 30:28
  yet.
• 30:28
  Interesting.
• 30:29
  I
• 30:29
  don't
• 30:29
  remember
• 30:30
  her.
• 30:30
  I
• 30:30
  just
• 30:30
  remember
• 30:31
  Derwood's
• 30:31
  hairdo.
• 30:32
  He
• 30:32
  had
• 30:32
  great
• 30:32
  hairdo.
• 30:35
  It
• 30:35
  was
• 30:36
  classic.
• 30:38
  Looked
• 30:38
  like
• 30:38
  Duncan
• 30:39
  Hines
• 30:39
  or
• 30:39
  somebody.
• 30:40
  Do
• 30:40
  you
• 30:40
  watch
• 30:40
  Kimmel
• 30:41
  and
• 30:41
  Colbert
• 30:42
  and
• 30:42
  Seth
• 30:42
  Meyers?
• 30:43
  I
• 30:43
  go
• 30:43
  to
• 30:43
  bed,
• 30:44
  man.
• 30:45
  Well,
• 30:45
  we
• 30:45
  just
• 30:45
  watch
• 30:45
  it
• 30:46
  on
• 30:46
  YouTube
• 30:46
  because
• 30:46
  we're
• 30:47
  Pacific
• 30:47
  Time,
• 30:47
  but
• 30:47
  we
• 30:47
  see
• 30:48
  everything
• 30:48
  by
• 30:48
  8:30,
• 30:49
  9:00'.
• 30:49
  Clock.
• 30:49
  Yeah.
• 30:50
  Yeah.
• 30:50
  Well,
• 30:50
  yeah,
• 30:51
  you
• 30:51
  can
• 30:51
  watch
• 30:51
  SNL
• 30:52
  at
• 30:52
  8:30
• 30:52
  now,
• 30:53
  huh?
• 30:55
  We're
• 30:55
  listening
• 30:55
  too.
• 30:56
  Yeah.
• 30:56
  Yes.
• 30:56
  We're
• 30:56
  listening
• 30:57
  to
• 30:57
  ourselves.
• 30:58
  We're
• 30:58
  listening
• 30:59
  to
• 30:59
  ourselves
• 30:59
  on
• 31:00
  Phil
• 31:00
  and
• 31:00
  Ted's
• 31:00
  Sexy
• 31:00
  Boomer
• 31:01
  show.
• 31:02
  Hopefully
• 31:02
  someone
• 31:02
  else
• 31:02
  is
• 31:03
  out
• 31:03
  there
• 31:03
  listening
• 31:03
  too.
• 31:04
  Our
• 31:04
  guest
• 31:05
  today
• 31:05
  is
• 31:06
  the
• 31:06
  wonderfully
• 31:07
  talented
• 31:07
  and
• 31:08
  gorgeous
• 31:09
  John
• 31:10
  Goodman.
• 31:11
  Yes.
• 31:11
  We're
• 31:12
  looking
• 31:12
  at
• 31:12
  you
• 31:12
  remotely,
• 31:12
  John.
• 31:13
  Yeah,
• 31:14
  I'm
• 31:14
  on
• 31:14
  a
• 31:14
  screen
• 31:14
  somewhere.
• 31:15
  We
• 31:16
  can
• 31:16
  see
• 31:16
  you.
• 31:16
  Very
• 31:17
  generous.
• 31:17
  On
• 31:17
  a
• 31:17
  screen
• 31:18
  somewhere
• 31:18
  near
• 31:18
  you,
• 31:20
  John
• 31:20
  Goodman.
• 31:21
  And
• 31:21
  you
• 31:21
  know,
• 31:21
  John,
• 31:21
  that's
• 31:22
  probably
• 31:22
  true.
• 31:23
  That's
• 31:23
  one
• 31:24
  thing
• 31:24
  about
• 31:24
  your
• 31:24
  prolific
• 31:25
  career,
• 31:26
  which
• 31:26
  is.
• 31:26
  And
• 31:27
  you
• 31:27
  can't
• 31:27
  control
• 31:28
  that
• 31:28
  at
• 31:28
  all.
• 31:29
  But
• 31:29
  somewhere,
• 31:30
  some.
• 31:31
  Somewhere
• 31:32
  right
• 31:32
  now
• 31:32
  in
• 31:32
  the
• 31:32
  world,
• 31:33
  someone
• 31:33
  is
• 31:33
  probably
• 31:34
  watching
• 31:35
  you
• 31:35
  perform
• 31:36
  and
• 31:37
  hopefully
• 31:37
  laughing
• 31:38
  or
• 31:38
  crying.
• 31:39
  So
• 31:40
  as
• 31:40
  long
• 31:40
  as
• 31:40
  they're
• 31:40
  not
• 31:40
  watching
• 31:41
  me
• 31:41
  here.
• 31:42
  No,
• 31:42
  as
• 31:42
  long
• 31:42
  as
• 31:42
  they're
• 31:42
  not
• 31:42
  watching
• 31:43
  you
• 31:43
  at
• 31:43
  home.
• 31:43
  That's
• 31:44
  coming,
• 31:44
  folks.
• 31:44
  Yeah.
• 31:45
  No
• 31:45
  surveillance
• 31:46
  cameras
• 31:46
  in
• 31:46
  your
• 31:46
  home
• 31:48
  unless
• 31:48
  Bergman
• 31:48
  left
• 31:49
  some.
• 31:49
  Somewhere.
• 31:50
  Yeah,
• 31:50
  there
• 31:50
  you
• 31:50
  go.
• 31:51
  Do
• 31:51
  you
• 31:51
  like
• 31:51
  it
• 31:51
  in
• 31:51
  South
• 31:52
  Carolina?
• 31:52
  I
• 31:53
  do.
• 31:53
  It's
• 31:53
  quiet
• 31:54
  where
• 31:54
  I
• 31:54
  live
• 31:55
  right
• 31:55
  now.
• 31:55
  I
• 31:55
  don't
• 31:55
  have
• 31:56
  to
• 31:56
  lock
• 31:56
  my
• 31:56
  doors.
• 31:57
  No
• 31:57
  good.
• 31:58
  But
• 31:59
  so
• 31:59
  far,
• 31:59
  so
• 31:59
  good.
• 32:00
  It's
• 32:00
  so
• 32:00
  peaceful.
• 32:01
  I
• 32:01
  would
• 32:01
  like
• 32:01
  to
• 32:01
  get
• 32:02
  out
• 32:02
  in
• 32:02
  Los
• 32:02
  Angeles
• 32:03
  at
• 32:03
  some
• 32:03
  point
• 32:03
  and
• 32:04
  establish
• 32:04
  a
• 32:04
  beachhead
• 32:05
  there.
• 32:05
  Just
• 32:06
  not
• 32:06
  on
• 32:06
  the
• 32:06
  beach.
• 32:06
  It's
• 32:07
  so
• 32:07
  expensive.
• 32:07
  Yeah,
• 32:08
  that's
• 32:08
  right.
• 32:08
  Yeah.
• 32:09
  Well,
• 32:09
  I
• 32:10
  do
• 32:10
  hope
• 32:10
  that
• 32:10
  happens
• 32:11
  for
• 32:12
  you,
• 32:12
  and
• 32:12
  I'm
• 32:12
  sure
• 32:12
  it
• 32:12
  will.
• 32:13
  And
• 32:14
  I
• 32:15
  don't
• 32:15
  think
• 32:15
  you'll
• 32:15
  ever
• 32:16
  really
• 32:16
  stop
• 32:17
  working,
• 32:18
  John,
• 32:18
  unless
• 32:19
  you
• 32:20
  decide
• 32:20
  you
• 32:20
  want
• 32:20
  to.
• 32:21
  I
• 32:21
  don't
• 32:22
  think
• 32:22
  I
• 32:22
  want
• 32:23
  to.
• 32:23
  Yep,
• 32:24
  it's.
• 32:24
  Yeah,
• 32:24
  that's
• 32:25
  kind
• 32:25
  of
• 32:25
  the
• 32:25
  way
• 32:25
  I
• 32:25
  feel,
• 32:26
  John.
• 32:26
  And
• 32:27
  I
• 32:27
  tend
• 32:27
  to
• 32:27
  close
• 32:28
  up
• 32:28
  when
• 32:28
  I'm
• 32:28
  not.
• 32:29
  That's
• 32:30
  right,
• 32:30
  we're
• 32:31
  not.
• 32:31
  You
• 32:31
  know,
• 32:31
  I
• 32:31
  had
• 32:32
  a
• 32:32
  conversation
• 32:32
  with
• 32:33
  Moss
• 32:33
  Hart
• 32:34
  many
• 32:34
  years
• 32:34
  ago
• 32:35
  when
• 32:35
  he
• 32:35
  came
• 32:35
  to
• 32:35
  Yale
• 32:36
  to
• 32:37
  promote
• 32:37
  his
• 32:37
  book
• 32:37
  Act
• 32:38
  One.
• 32:39
  Yeah.
• 32:39
  And
• 32:40
  for
• 32:40
  some
• 32:40
  reason
• 32:40
  we
• 32:40
  kind
• 32:41
  of
• 32:41
  hit
• 32:41
  it
• 32:41
  off
• 32:42
  and
• 32:42
  we
• 32:42
  went
• 32:42
  for
• 32:42
  a
• 32:43
  walk
• 32:44
  outside
• 32:44
  of
• 32:44
  the
• 32:44
  theater
• 32:45
  and
• 32:45
  had
• 32:46
  a
• 32:46
  chat
• 32:46
  about
• 32:46
  show
• 32:46
  business.
• 32:47
  And
• 32:48
  he
• 32:48
  asked
• 32:48
  me,
• 32:49
  he
• 32:49
  said,
• 32:49
  well,
• 32:49
  what
• 32:49
  do
• 32:49
  you
• 32:49
  want
• 32:49
  to
• 32:49
  do,
• 32:50
  Phil?
• 32:50
  I
• 32:50
  said,
• 32:50
  well,
• 32:50
  I
• 32:50
  want
• 32:50
  to
• 32:51
  be
• 32:51
  an
• 32:51
  actor.
• 32:51
  Always
• 32:52
  had
• 32:52
  a
• 32:52
  knack
• 32:52
  for
• 32:53
  it,
• 32:53
  always
• 32:53
  enjoyed
• 32:53
  it.
• 32:54
  And
• 32:54
  he
• 32:54
  said.
• 32:54
  He
• 32:55
  said,
• 32:55
  let
• 32:55
  me
• 32:55
  tell
• 32:55
  you
• 32:55
  a
• 32:55
  story.
• 32:56
  He
• 32:56
  said,
• 32:56
  my
• 32:56
  wife,
• 32:58
  Kitty
• 32:58
  Carlisle,
• 32:58
  Kitty
• 32:59
  Carlile,
• 32:59
  my
• 33:00
  wife,
• 33:00
  she
• 33:00
  likes
• 33:01
  to
• 33:01
  paint.
• 33:01
  He
• 33:02
  said,
• 33:02
  and
• 33:02
  she
• 33:03
  can
• 33:03
  paint
• 33:03
  anywhere
• 33:04
  in
• 33:04
  the
• 33:05
  apartment.
• 33:05
  She
• 33:05
  can
• 33:05
  paint
• 33:06
  in
• 33:06
  the
• 33:06
  kitchen,
• 33:07
  she
• 33:07
  can
• 33:07
  paint
• 33:07
  in
• 33:07
  the
• 33:07
  bathroom,
• 33:08
  she
• 33:08
  can
• 33:08
  paint
• 33:08
  in
• 33:08
  the
• 33:09
  bedroom,
• 33:09
  wherever
• 33:09
  she
• 33:09
  wants.
• 33:10
  But
• 33:10
  said,
• 33:10
  if
• 33:11
  you're
• 33:11
  an
• 33:11
  actor,
• 33:12
  you
• 33:12
  have
• 33:13
  to
• 33:13
  act
• 33:14
  in
• 33:14
  front
• 33:14
  of
• 33:15
  people
• 33:15
  in
• 33:16
  a
• 33:16
  theater
• 33:17
  or
• 33:17
  on
• 33:17
  a
• 33:17
  soundstage.
• 33:18
  You
• 33:19
  have
• 33:19
  to
• 33:19
  have
• 33:20
  people
• 33:20
  around
• 33:20
  you.
• 33:21
  It's
• 33:21
  not
• 33:22
  a
• 33:22
  private
• 33:23
  business.
• 33:24
  And
• 33:25
  I
• 33:25
  went,
• 33:25
  yep,
• 33:26
  by
• 33:26
  gosh,
• 33:26
  you're
• 33:27
  right.
• 33:27
  Because
• 33:28
  part
• 33:28
  of
• 33:28
  it
• 33:28
  is
• 33:29
  wanting
• 33:30
  that
• 33:31
  feeling
• 33:32
  of
• 33:32
  being
• 33:32
  one
• 33:33
  with
• 33:33
  an
• 33:34
  audience
• 33:35
  that
• 33:35
  you
• 33:36
  are
• 33:37
  creating
• 33:38
  a
• 33:38
  world
• 33:39
  for
• 33:39
  and
• 33:39
  that
• 33:39
  you
• 33:40
  are
• 33:40
  a
• 33:40
  part
• 33:40
  of.
• 33:40
  Isn't
• 33:41
  that
• 33:41
  right,
• 33:41
  John?
• 33:41
  That's
• 33:42
  why
• 33:42
  you
• 33:42
  said.
• 33:42
  That's
• 33:42
  exactly
• 33:42
  right.
• 33:43
  Yeah,
• 33:43
  there's.
• 33:45
  You're
• 33:46
  part
• 33:46
  of
• 33:46
  a
• 33:46
  team.
• 33:47
  You're
• 33:47
  part
• 33:47
  of
• 33:47
  a
• 33:47
  team.
• 33:47
  When
• 33:48
  you
• 33:48
  do
• 33:48
  film
• 33:48
  and
• 33:48
  television,
• 33:49
  you're
• 33:49
  part
• 33:49
  of
• 33:50
  a
• 33:50
  company
• 33:50
  and
• 33:51
  a
• 33:51
  family.
• 33:52
  It
• 33:52
  always
• 33:53
  seems
• 33:53
  to
• 33:53
  me.
• 33:54
  And
• 33:54
  you
• 33:54
  don't
• 33:54
  want
• 33:54
  to
• 33:54
  let
• 33:55
  them
• 33:55
  down
• 33:55
  and
• 33:55
  you
• 33:55
  want
• 33:55
  to
• 33:56
  have
• 33:56
  fun
• 33:56
  with
• 33:56
  them
• 33:57
  and
• 33:57
  you
• 33:57
  want
• 33:57
  to
• 33:57
  have.
• 33:58
  Yeah,
• 33:58
  like
• 33:59
  a
• 34:00
  long,
• 34:00
  short
• 34:00
  term
• 34:00
  relationship,
• 34:02
  but
• 34:02
  with
• 34:02
  a.
• 34:03
  When
• 34:03
  you're
• 34:03
  doing
• 34:03
  theater,
• 34:04
  it's
• 34:04
  not
• 34:04
  just
• 34:05
  a
• 34:05
  company.
• 34:05
  It
• 34:05
  is
• 34:06
  that
• 34:06
  audience
• 34:07
  that
• 34:07
  comes
• 34:08
  in
• 34:09
  and
• 34:10
  becomes
• 34:11
  a
• 34:11
  part
• 34:11
  of
• 34:11
  what
• 34:11
  you
• 34:11
  create.
• 34:12
  When
• 34:12
  I
• 34:12
  was
• 34:13
  a
• 34:13
  younger
• 34:13
  man,
• 34:14
  I
• 34:14
  would
• 34:15
  see
• 34:15
  dancers
• 34:16
  constantly
• 34:17
  going
• 34:17
  to
• 34:17
  class,
• 34:17
  rehearsing,
• 34:19
  getting
• 34:19
  better
• 34:19
  musicians,
• 34:20
  constantly
• 34:21
  practicing.
• 34:22
  But,
• 34:23
  yeah,
• 34:24
  I
• 34:24
  didn't
• 34:24
  do
• 34:24
  any
• 34:24
  of
• 34:25
  that.
• 34:26
  I
• 34:26
  finally
• 34:26
  got
• 34:26
  into
• 34:27
  the
• 34:27
  Actors
• 34:27
  Studio
• 34:28
  by
• 34:28
  the
• 34:28
  grace
• 34:28
  of
• 34:28
  Al
• 34:29
  Pacino,
• 34:29
  which
• 34:29
  is
• 34:30
  one
• 34:30
  of
• 34:30
  the
• 34:30
  things
• 34:30
  I
• 34:31
  set
• 34:31
  out
• 34:31
  to
• 34:31
  do
• 34:31
  when
• 34:32
  I
• 34:32
  moved
• 34:32
  to
• 34:32
  New
• 34:32
  York.
• 34:32
  But
• 34:33
  I
• 34:33
  would.
• 34:34
  I
• 34:34
  would
• 34:34
  never.
• 34:34
  I
• 34:35
  was
• 34:35
  almost
• 34:35
  doing
• 34:35
  something,
• 34:36
  so
• 34:36
  I
• 34:36
  didn't
• 34:36
  really
• 34:36
  have
• 34:37
  time
• 34:37
  to
• 34:37
  rehearse
• 34:37
  scenes,
• 34:38
  just
• 34:38
  my
• 34:39
  pleasure.
• 34:40
  And
• 34:40
  I.
• 34:40
  I
• 34:41
  always
• 34:41
  missed
• 34:41
  out
• 34:41
  on
• 34:42
  that
• 34:42
  because
• 34:42
  we
• 34:43
  have
• 34:43
  to
• 34:43
  keep
• 34:43
  our
• 34:43
  bodies
• 34:44
  active
• 34:44
  and
• 34:45
  our
• 34:45
  minds
• 34:45
  active
• 34:46
  and
• 34:47
  still
• 34:47
  try
• 34:47
  to
• 34:47
  learn
• 34:48
  lines
• 34:49
  as
• 34:49
  much
• 34:49
  as
• 34:49
  you
• 34:49
  can
• 34:50
  read
• 34:50
  as
• 34:50
  much
• 34:50
  as
• 34:50
  you
• 34:51
  can.
• 34:51
  Just
• 34:51
  keep
• 34:52
  active
• 34:52
  so
• 34:52
  you
• 34:52
  don't
• 34:52
  rust
• 34:53
  and.
• 34:53
  And
• 34:53
  it
• 34:53
  can
• 34:54
  go
• 34:54
  away
• 34:54
  quickly.
• 34:55
  And
• 34:55
  it
• 34:56
  takes
• 34:56
  a
• 34:56
  long
• 34:56
  time
• 34:56
  to.
• 34:57
  To
• 34:57
  break
• 34:57
  that
• 34:57
  rust
• 34:58
  off
• 34:58
  if
• 34:58
  you
• 34:58
  haven't
• 34:58
  done
• 34:58
  anything
• 34:59
  for
• 34:59
  a
• 34:59
  while
• 34:59
  and
• 35:00
  you're
• 35:00
  in
• 35:00
  a
• 35:00
  new
• 35:00
  project.
• 35:02
  So,
• 35:02
  yeah,
• 35:03
  that's
• 35:03
  a
• 35:03
  very
• 35:04
  interesting
• 35:04
  observation.
• 35:05
  And
• 35:06
  the
• 35:06
  only
• 35:07
  class
• 35:07
  I
• 35:07
  ever
• 35:07
  went
• 35:07
  to
• 35:08
  and
• 35:08
  I
• 35:08
  had
• 35:08
  a
• 35:08
  similar
• 35:09
  kind
• 35:09
  of
• 35:09
  experience
• 35:10
  because
• 35:10
  I
• 35:10
  was
• 35:11
  doing.
• 35:11
  I
• 35:11
  was
• 35:12
  working
• 35:12
  all
• 35:12
  the
• 35:12
  time
• 35:13
  in
• 35:13
  my
• 35:13
  craft,
• 35:14
  and
• 35:15
  yet
• 35:16
  I
• 35:16
  studied
• 35:16
  with
• 35:17
  UTA
• 35:17
  Hagen.
• 35:18
  All
• 35:19
  right.
• 35:19
  The
• 35:19
  Hagen
• 35:19
  Berghoff
• 35:20
  Studios.
• 35:21
  And
• 35:21
  boy,
• 35:22
  what
• 35:22
  I
• 35:22
  got
• 35:23
  from
• 35:23
  her
• 35:24
  was
• 35:25
  some
• 35:25
  tricks,
• 35:26
  tricks
• 35:27
  of
• 35:27
  the
• 35:27
  trade.
• 35:28
  And
• 35:28
  she
• 35:28
  taught
• 35:29
  us.
• 35:29
  Basically,
• 35:30
  her
• 35:30
  approach
• 35:30
  was
• 35:31
  to
• 35:31
  get
• 35:31
  us
• 35:32
  to
• 35:32
  be
• 35:32
  relaxed
• 35:33
  and
• 35:33
  in
• 35:34
  the
• 35:34
  moment
• 35:35
  and
• 35:35
  responding,
• 35:37
  you
• 35:37
  know,
• 35:38
  honestly
• 35:39
  to
• 35:39
  what
• 35:39
  was
• 35:39
  happening.
• 35:40
  And
• 35:40
  she
• 35:41
  had
• 35:41
  all
• 35:41
  these
• 35:41
  wonderful
• 35:42
  actors,
• 35:43
  these
• 35:43
  tricks
• 35:44
  that
• 35:44
  she
• 35:44
  learned
• 35:45
  to
• 35:45
  put
• 35:46
  herself
• 35:46
  into
• 35:46
  that
• 35:47
  situation.
• 35:48
  And
• 35:48
  that
• 35:48
  was
• 35:48
  probably.
• 35:49
  That
• 35:50
  was
• 35:50
  probably
• 35:50
  enough.
• 35:50
  You
• 35:51
  know,
• 35:51
  I
• 35:51
  kind
• 35:51
  of.
• 35:51
  I
• 35:51
  kind
• 35:52
  of
• 35:52
  got
• 35:52
  it.
• 35:53
  She
• 35:53
  came
• 35:53
  to
• 35:54
  it
• 35:54
  late
• 35:54
  as
• 35:55
  well.
• 35:55
  She
• 35:55
  was
• 35:56
  very
• 35:57
  successful
• 35:57
  actress.
• 35:57
  She
• 35:58
  was
• 35:58
  bored
• 35:58
  with
• 35:58
  it.
• 35:59
  Yeah,
• 35:59
  that's
• 36:00
  right.
• 36:00
  And
• 36:00
  I
• 36:01
  think
• 36:01
  she
• 36:01
  went
• 36:01
  to
• 36:01
  Herbert
• 36:02
  and.
• 36:02
  And
• 36:04
  he
• 36:04
  shook
• 36:04
  a
• 36:04
  lot
• 36:04
  of
• 36:04
  that
• 36:05
  rust
• 36:05
  off
• 36:05
  of
• 36:05
  her.
• 36:06
  And
• 36:06
  really,
• 36:07
  really,
• 36:07
  if
• 36:07
  you're
• 36:07
  going
• 36:07
  to
• 36:07
  be
• 36:08
  up
• 36:08
  there,
• 36:08
  let's
• 36:08
  commit
• 36:08
  to
• 36:08
  it,
• 36:09
  do
• 36:09
  it
• 36:10
  right.
• 36:10
  And
• 36:10
  that's
• 36:11
  what
• 36:11
  she
• 36:11
  would
• 36:11
  pass
• 36:11
  on
• 36:12
  to
• 36:12
  her
• 36:12
  students.
• 36:13
  I
• 36:13
  went
• 36:13
  to
• 36:13
  hb,
• 36:16
  first
• 36:16
  couple
• 36:17
  of
• 36:17
  weeks
• 36:17
  I
• 36:17
  was
• 36:17
  there,
• 36:18
  sat
• 36:18
  in
• 36:19
  a
• 36:19
  couple
• 36:19
  of
• 36:19
  acting
• 36:20
  classes,
• 36:20
  and
• 36:20
  whoever
• 36:21
  the
• 36:21
  teacher
• 36:22
  was,
• 36:22
  was
• 36:22
  not
• 36:23
  there.
• 36:23
  And
• 36:24
  they
• 36:24
  had
• 36:24
  a
• 36:24
  substitute
• 36:25
  in.
• 36:25
  It
• 36:26
  was.
• 36:26
  It
• 36:27
  felt
• 36:27
  at
• 36:27
  the
• 36:27
  time
• 36:27
  like
• 36:28
  taking
• 36:28
  a
• 36:28
  couple
• 36:28
  of
• 36:29
  steps
• 36:29
  backwards.
• 36:29
  So
• 36:30
  I
• 36:30
  never
• 36:30
  went
• 36:30
  back.
• 36:31
  Oh,
• 36:31
  okay.
• 36:31
  But
• 36:32
  the
• 36:32
  point
• 36:32
  is
• 36:33
  just
• 36:33
  to
• 36:33
  be
• 36:33
  your
• 36:33
  body
• 36:34
  up
• 36:34
  and
• 36:34
  moving
• 36:34
  and
• 36:35
  learning
• 36:35
  and
• 36:35
  doing
• 36:36
  things.
• 36:36
  It
• 36:36
  doesn't
• 36:37
  matter
• 36:37
  who's
• 36:37
  teaching
• 36:37
  you.
• 36:38
  You
• 36:38
  will
• 36:38
  learn
• 36:38
  from
• 36:39
  whoever
• 36:39
  you're
• 36:39
  with.
• 36:39
  And
• 36:40
  it
• 36:40
  was
• 36:40
  a
• 36:40
  great
• 36:41
  mistake
• 36:41
  that
• 36:41
  I
• 36:41
  made.
• 36:42
  Well,
• 36:42
  then
• 36:43
  the
• 36:43
  other
• 36:43
  thing
• 36:43
  was,
• 36:43
  of
• 36:44
  course,
• 36:44
  you
• 36:44
  might
• 36:44
  meet
• 36:44
  somebody
• 36:46
  and.
• 36:47
  Let's
• 36:47
  not
• 36:47
  go
• 36:47
  there.
• 36:48
  Yeah,
• 36:50
  no,
• 36:50
  but
• 36:50
  it
• 36:50
  was
• 36:50
  really,
• 36:51
  you
• 36:51
  were
• 36:51
  meeting
• 36:51
  people
• 36:51
  who
• 36:52
  were
• 36:52
  in
• 36:52
  the
• 36:52
  trade
• 36:53
  and.
• 36:53
  And
• 36:54
  that
• 36:54
  made
• 36:54
  associations
• 36:55
  that
• 36:55
  helped
• 36:56
  you
• 36:56
  in
• 36:56
  your
• 36:57
  career.
• 36:57
  You'd
• 36:57
  end
• 36:58
  up
• 36:58
  working
• 36:58
  with
• 36:58
  some
• 36:58
  of
• 36:58
  them
• 36:58
  on
• 36:59
  the
• 36:59
  stage
• 36:59
  and
• 36:59
  things.
• 37:00
  What
• 37:00
  kind
• 37:00
  of
• 37:00
  off
• 37:00
  Broadway
• 37:01
  stuff
• 37:01
  did
• 37:01
  you
• 37:01
  do
• 37:02
  off
• 37:03
  Off?
• 37:03
  God.
• 37:04
  Well,
• 37:04
  I'll
• 37:04
  tell
• 37:04
  you
• 37:04
  what
• 37:04
  kept
• 37:05
  me
• 37:05
  alive
• 37:05
  for
• 37:05
  a
• 37:05
  couple
• 37:06
  years
• 37:06
  was
• 37:06
  children's
• 37:06
  theater.
• 37:07
  Oh,
• 37:07
  yes,
• 37:07
  I
• 37:08
  did
• 37:08
  some
• 37:08
  of
• 37:08
  that
• 37:08
  too.
• 37:09
  You
• 37:09
  were
• 37:09
  inducted
• 37:10
  as
• 37:10
  a
• 37:10
  Disney
• 37:10
  legend.
• 37:12
  That's
• 37:12
  what
• 37:12
  I
• 37:12
  hear.
• 37:13
  For
• 37:13
  what.
• 37:13
  What
• 37:14
  did
• 37:14
  you
• 37:14
  do?
• 37:14
  To
• 37:15
  several
• 37:15
  cartoons
• 37:16
  that
• 37:16
  did
• 37:16
  well
• 37:16
  for
• 37:16
  them
• 37:17
  and.
• 37:17
  Right.
• 37:17
  With
• 37:18
  a
• 37:18
  trophy.
• 37:19
  But
• 37:20
  yeah,
• 37:20
  the
• 37:20
  children's
• 37:20
  theater
• 37:21
  kept
• 37:21
  me
• 37:21
  alive.
• 37:21
  It
• 37:21
  was
• 37:22
  fun.
• 37:22
  It
• 37:22
  was
• 37:22
  a
• 37:22
  troupe
• 37:23
  in
• 37:23
  a
• 37:23
  van.
• 37:25
  Get
• 37:25
  there,
• 37:25
  put
• 37:25
  the
• 37:26
  scenery
• 37:26
  up,
• 37:26
  get
• 37:27
  the
• 37:27
  costumes
• 37:27
  out,
• 37:28
  get
• 37:28
  the
• 37:28
  wardrobe
• 37:28
  ready
• 37:29
  and
• 37:29
  do
• 37:29
  it,
• 37:29
  and
• 37:30
  then
• 37:30
  pack
• 37:30
  up
• 37:30
  and
• 37:30
  leave
• 37:31
  for
• 37:31
  the
• 37:31
  next
• 37:31
  gig.
• 37:31
  Yep,
• 37:32
  I
• 37:32
  was
• 37:32
  Lenny
• 37:32
  the
• 37:33
  Lobster.
• 37:33
  And
• 37:35
  with
• 37:35
  that
• 37:35
  for
• 37:36
  a
• 37:36
  while.
• 37:36
  I'm
• 37:37
  a
• 37:37
  lobster,
• 37:38
  you
• 37:38
  can
• 37:38
  see.
• 37:39
  Of
• 37:39
  the
• 37:39
  very
• 37:39
  famous
• 37:40
  lobster
• 37:40
  family.
• 37:41
  Wouldn't
• 37:42
  you
• 37:42
  like
• 37:42
  to
• 37:42
  be
• 37:43
  a
• 37:43
  lobster
• 37:44
  just
• 37:44
  like
• 37:44
  me?
• 37:47
  Cut
• 37:47
  my
• 37:47
  teeth
• 37:48
  on
• 37:48
  it,
• 37:48
  John.
• 37:50
  And
• 37:50
  then
• 37:50
  the
• 37:51
  other
• 37:51
  thing
• 37:51
  that
• 37:51
  I
• 37:51
  did
• 37:51
  was
• 37:52
  I
• 37:52
  was
• 37:52
  teaching.
• 37:53
  I
• 37:54
  was
• 37:54
  acting
• 37:54
  in
• 37:55
  a
• 37:55
  piece
• 37:55
  about
• 37:56
  how
• 37:56
  to
• 37:56
  avoid
• 37:57
  venereal
• 37:57
  disease,
• 37:58
  which
• 37:59
  was
• 37:59
  touring,
• 38:00
  I
• 38:00
  swear
• 38:00
  to
• 38:00
  God.
• 38:01
  Touring
• 38:02
  around
• 38:02
  high
• 38:02
  schools.
• 38:03
  So
• 38:04
  I
• 38:04
  go
• 38:04
  from
• 38:04
  Lenny
• 38:05
  the
• 38:05
  Lobster
• 38:05
  to
• 38:06
  a
• 38:06
  virus.
• 38:06
  You
• 38:06
  played
• 38:07
  a
• 38:07
  virus?
• 38:07
  No,
• 38:07
  no.
• 38:08
  Bonnie
• 38:09
  the
• 38:09
  condom.
• 38:11
  Oh,
• 38:12
  boy.
• 38:13
  Wash
• 38:13
  your
• 38:13
  hands
• 38:14
  first.
• 38:14
  Yeah.
• 38:16
  So,
• 38:16
  yeah,
• 38:16
  we
• 38:16
  do
• 38:16
  it.
• 38:17
  We
• 38:17
  did
• 38:17
  what
• 38:17
  we
• 38:17
  had
• 38:17
  to
• 38:18
  do
• 38:18
  and
• 38:19
  it
• 38:19
  was.
• 38:19
  It
• 38:19
  was
• 38:20
  fun.
• 38:20
  We
• 38:21
  traveled
• 38:21
  around
• 38:22
  the
• 38:22
  New
• 38:22
  York
• 38:22
  area.
• 38:22
  We
• 38:23
  went
• 38:23
  to
• 38:23
  out
• 38:23
  to
• 38:24
  Ohio.
• 38:24
  We
• 38:24
  got
• 38:24
  as
• 38:25
  far
• 38:25
  as
• 38:25
  out
• 38:25
  to
• 38:25
  Ohio.
• 38:26
  One.
• 38:26
  That's
• 38:26
  pretty
• 38:26
  good.
• 38:27
  Wow.
• 38:27
  Yeah,
• 38:28
  and
• 38:29
  Buffalo
• 38:30
  and.
• 38:30
  Yeah,
• 38:30
  it
• 38:30
  was
• 38:31
  just
• 38:32
  long
• 38:33
  distance
• 38:33
  driving
• 38:33
  and
• 38:34
  I
• 38:34
  loved
• 38:35
  it.
• 38:35
  Yeah.
• 38:35
  You
• 38:35
  know,
• 38:36
  some
• 38:36
  of
• 38:36
  my
• 38:36
  fondest
• 38:37
  memories
• 38:38
  of
• 38:39
  early
• 38:39
  years
• 38:39
  in
• 38:39
  acting
• 38:40
  were
• 38:40
  doing
• 38:41
  bus
• 38:41
  and
• 38:42
  truck
• 38:42
  tours,
• 38:42
  which
• 38:43
  is
• 38:43
  what
• 38:43
  they
• 38:43
  called
• 38:43
  them
• 38:43
  in
• 38:44
  the
• 38:44
  day
• 38:44
  for
• 38:45
  Goober
• 38:45
  Ford
• 38:46
  and
• 38:46
  Gross.
• 38:46
  Yeah,
• 38:47
  yeah.
• 38:48
  Remember
• 38:48
  the
• 38:48
  music
• 38:48
  circuses?
• 38:50
  Yeah.
• 38:51
  Did
• 38:51
  you
• 38:51
  do
• 38:51
  some
• 38:51
  of
• 38:51
  those
• 38:52
  for
• 38:52
  Gordon
• 38:53
  Crow?
• 38:53
  I
• 38:54
  did
• 38:54
  the
• 38:54
  Robert
• 38:55
  Bridegroom
• 38:56
  for
• 38:56
  six
• 38:57
  months.
• 38:57
  Wow.
• 38:58
  Yeah.
• 38:58
  What
• 38:59
  fun
• 38:59
  traveling.
• 39:00
  That
• 39:01
  was
• 39:01
  my
• 39:01
  first.
• 39:01
  Like,
• 39:02
  I
• 39:02
  got
• 39:03
  paid
• 39:04
  600
• 39:05
  bucks
• 39:05
  a
• 39:05
  week,
• 39:06
  which
• 39:06
  was
• 39:07
  pretty
• 39:07
  unbelievable,
• 39:08
  though.
• 39:08
  Pretty
• 39:09
  good.
• 39:10
  Most
• 39:10
  of
• 39:10
  it
• 39:10
  home
• 39:11
  to
• 39:11
  my
• 39:11
  girlfriend,
• 39:11
  live
• 39:11
  on
• 39:12
  the
• 39:12
  per
• 39:12
  diem.
• 39:13
  It
• 39:13
  was
• 39:13
  good.
• 39:14
  And
• 39:14
  boy,
• 39:14
  yeah,
• 39:15
  it
• 39:15
  was
• 39:15
  just
• 39:15
  wonderful.
• 39:17
  City
• 39:17
  to
• 39:17
  city,
• 39:19
  it
• 39:19
  was
• 39:19
  a
• 39:19
  hoot.
• 39:19
  I
• 39:20
  could
• 39:20
  not
• 39:20
  do
• 39:20
  it
• 39:20
  now,
• 39:22
  but
• 39:23
  young
• 39:24
  person,
• 39:24
  it's
• 39:24
  a
• 39:24
  lovely
• 39:25
  way
• 39:25
  to
• 39:25
  go.
• 39:26
  I
• 39:26
  toured
• 39:26
  in
• 39:26
  Brigadoon
• 39:27
  and
• 39:27
  Finian's
• 39:28
  Rainbow.
• 39:29
  I
• 39:29
  should
• 39:29
  mention
• 39:30
  that
• 39:30
  today
• 39:30
  on
• 39:30
  St.
• 39:31
  Patrick's
• 39:31
  Day,
• 39:32
  I
• 39:32
  played
• 39:32
  OG
• 39:32
  in
• 39:33
  Finian's
• 39:33
  Rainbow
• 39:34
  with
• 39:34
  the
• 39:34
  great
• 39:35
  Pat
• 39:35
  O'.
• 39:35
  Brien.
• 39:36
  Oh,
• 39:37
  my
• 39:37
  goodness.
• 39:37
  Great
• 39:38
  character.
• 39:38
  Oh,
• 39:38
  was
• 39:38
  that
• 39:38
  the
• 39:38
  time
• 39:39
  that
• 39:39
  you
• 39:39
  had
• 39:39
  the.
• 39:40
  Oh,
• 39:40
  yeah,
• 39:40
  when
• 39:40
  he
• 39:41
  went
• 39:41
  up.
• 39:41
  Yeah,
• 39:41
  he
• 39:42
  went
• 39:42
  up
• 39:42
  in
• 39:42
  one
• 39:43
  performance.
• 39:43
  He
• 39:44
  was
• 39:44
  playing,
• 39:44
  of
• 39:44
  course,
• 39:44
  the
• 39:45
  Finian,
• 39:46
  and
• 39:46
  he
• 39:46
  had
• 39:47
  just
• 39:47
  like
• 39:47
  roughly
• 39:48
  thrown
• 39:48
  me
• 39:48
  on
• 39:48
  the
• 39:48
  ground
• 39:49
  and
• 39:49
  he
• 39:50
  had
• 39:50
  some
• 39:50
  great
• 39:51
  speech
• 39:51
  he
• 39:51
  had
• 39:52
  to
• 39:52
  make
• 39:52
  and
• 39:52
  he
• 39:52
  couldn't
• 39:52
  remember
• 39:53
  it.
• 39:54
  And
• 39:54
  I
• 39:54
  looked
• 39:54
  up
• 39:54
  and
• 39:54
  I
• 39:55
  saw
• 39:55
  his
• 39:55
  eyes
• 39:55
  kind
• 39:56
  of
• 39:56
  go
• 39:56
  up
• 39:56
  in
• 39:56
  his
• 39:56
  head.
• 39:57
  And
• 39:57
  when
• 39:57
  I
• 39:57
  said,
• 39:58
  oh,
• 39:58
  my
• 39:58
  God,
• 39:58
  the
• 39:58
  great
• 39:58
  man
• 39:58
  has
• 39:59
  gone
• 39:59
  up.
• 39:59
  And
• 40:00
  he
• 40:00
  just
• 40:01
  started
• 40:02
  talking,
• 40:02
  John.
• 40:03
  He
• 40:03
  just
• 40:04
  started
• 40:04
  blathering,
• 40:05
  and
• 40:05
  the
• 40:06
  blarney
• 40:06
  came
• 40:07
  out
• 40:07
  of
• 40:07
  him.
• 40:07
  And
• 40:08
  he
• 40:08
  went
• 40:08
  on
• 40:08
  and
• 40:09
  on.
• 40:09
  And
• 40:09
  finally
• 40:10
  I
• 40:10
  caught
• 40:10
  his
• 40:10
  eye
• 40:10
  and
• 40:11
  I
• 40:11
  said,
• 40:11
  so
• 40:12
  you're
• 40:12
  hoping
• 40:12
  Sharon
• 40:13
  will
• 40:13
  see
• 40:13
  you
• 40:13
  soon?
• 40:14
  And
• 40:14
  I
• 40:14
  got
• 40:15
  him
• 40:15
  back
• 40:15
  on
• 40:15
  track.
• 40:16
  Oh,
• 40:16
  God.
• 40:18
  Oh,
• 40:18
  man.
• 40:18
  But
• 40:19
  it
• 40:19
  was
• 40:19
  such
• 40:19
  a
• 40:19
  great
• 40:19
  lesson
• 40:20
  to
• 40:20
  see
• 40:21
  a
• 40:21
  masterful
• 40:22
  actor
• 40:23
  just
• 40:23
  like
• 40:25
  he
• 40:25
  did
• 40:25
  not
• 40:26
  admit
• 40:26
  defeat.
• 40:27
  Yeah.
• 40:28
  Wow.
• 40:29
  That's
• 40:29
  brave.
• 40:30
  Yeah.
• 40:30
  That's
• 40:31
  crazy.
• 40:31
  Has
• 40:32
  anything
• 40:32
  like
• 40:32
  that
• 40:32
  happened
• 40:32
  to
• 40:33
  you,
• 40:33
  John?
• 40:33
  I
• 40:33
  was
• 40:34
  doing
• 40:35
  a
• 40:35
  show
• 40:36
  called
• 40:36
  Big
• 40:36
  river,
• 40:37
  which
• 40:37
  was
• 40:37
  a
• 40:37
  musical
• 40:38
  adaptation
• 40:38
  of
• 40:40
  Huckleberry
• 40:41
  Finn.
• 40:41
  Oh,
• 40:42
  yes.
• 40:42
  Huh.
• 40:42
  And
• 40:43
  we
• 40:44
  were
• 40:44
  on
• 40:44
  Broadway.
• 40:44
  And
• 40:45
  one
• 40:45
  particular
• 40:46
  night,
• 40:46
  I
• 40:46
  think
• 40:47
  we
• 40:47
  were
• 40:47
  a
• 40:47
  couple
• 40:47
  months
• 40:47
  into
• 40:48
  the
• 40:48
  run,
• 40:49
  right
• 40:49
  before
• 40:49
  my
• 40:49
  entrance,
• 40:50
  I
• 40:50
  was
• 40:50
  gonna
• 40:51
  step
• 40:51
  around
• 40:51
  a
• 40:51
  little
• 40:51
  thing
• 40:51
  and
• 40:52
  then
• 40:52
  be
• 40:53
  center
• 40:53
  stage.
• 40:54
  I
• 40:54
  couldn't.
• 40:55
  I
• 40:55
  couldn't
• 40:55
  remember
• 40:56
  the
• 40:56
  first
• 40:56
  word.
• 40:58
  And
• 40:59
  then
• 41:00
  the
• 41:00
  more
• 41:00
  I
• 41:00
  tried
• 41:00
  them,
• 41:01
  it
• 41:01
  wouldn't
• 41:02
  come.
• 41:02
  And
• 41:02
  I
• 41:02
  had
• 41:03
  to
• 41:03
  step
• 41:03
  out
• 41:03
  physically.
• 41:04
  And
• 41:04
  I
• 41:04
  was
• 41:04
  gonna
• 41:04
  open
• 41:05
  my
• 41:05
  mouth
• 41:05
  and
• 41:05
  say,
• 41:05
  ladies
• 41:06
  and
• 41:06
  gentlemen,
• 41:06
  I'm
• 41:06
  so
• 41:06
  sorry.
• 41:07
  I
• 41:07
  can't.
• 41:08
  And
• 41:08
  as
• 41:08
  soon
• 41:08
  as
• 41:09
  I
• 41:09
  opened
• 41:09
  my
• 41:09
  mouth,
• 41:09
  the
• 41:10
  line
• 41:10
  came
• 41:10
  out.
• 41:10
  Oh,
• 41:11
  thank
• 41:11
  God.
• 41:11
  It
• 41:12
  happened
• 41:12
  a
• 41:12
  few
• 41:12
  nights
• 41:13
  in
• 41:13
  a
• 41:13
  row.
• 41:13
  Three.
• 41:14
  What?
• 41:14
  Three
• 41:14
  nights
• 41:15
  in
• 41:15
  a
• 41:15
  row.
• 41:15
  It's.
• 41:16
  It
• 41:16
  was
• 41:16
  some
• 41:17
  kind
• 41:17
  of
• 41:17
  stage
• 41:17
  fright.
• 41:19
  It
• 41:19
  was
• 41:19
  the
• 41:19
  worst
• 41:19
  feeling
• 41:20
  I've
• 41:20
  ever
• 41:21
  had.
• 41:21
  It.
• 41:22
  I
• 41:22
  thought
• 41:22
  I
• 41:22
  was
• 41:22
  over
• 41:23
  it
• 41:23
  the
• 41:23
  one
• 41:23
  night,
• 41:23
  and
• 41:24
  it
• 41:24
  came
• 41:24
  back
• 41:24
  and
• 41:24
  did
• 41:24
  it
• 41:25
  again.
• 41:25
  Oh,
• 41:25
  that's
• 41:25
  horrible.
• 41:26
  My
• 41:26
  brain
• 41:27
  learned
• 41:27
  a
• 41:27
  new
• 41:28
  trick.
• 41:28
  Oh,
• 41:29
  let's
• 41:29
  try
• 41:29
  this
• 41:29
  again.
• 41:31
  And,
• 41:32
  yeah,
• 41:33
  three
• 41:33
  or
• 41:33
  four
• 41:33
  nights
• 41:33
  in
• 41:33
  a
• 41:34
  row.
• 41:34
  And
• 41:34
  then
• 41:35
  it
• 41:35
  went
• 41:35
  away.
• 41:36
  Thank
• 41:36
  goodness,
• 41:37
  really,
• 41:37
  for
• 41:38
  all
• 41:38
  of
• 41:38
  us.
• 41:38
  Yeah.
• 41:39
  There
• 41:39
  was
• 41:39
  nothing
• 41:39
  like
• 41:39
  it.
• 41:40
  It
• 41:40
  was
• 41:40
  horrible.
• 41:41
  You
• 41:41
  used
• 41:42
  to
• 41:42
  perform
• 41:42
  a
• 41:42
  lot
• 41:42
  down
• 41:43
  at
• 41:43
  the
• 41:43
  theater
• 41:43
  in
• 41:43
  La
• 41:44
  Jolla.
• 41:44
  The
• 41:44
  La
• 41:44
  Jolla
• 41:45
  Playhouse?
• 41:45
  Yeah,
• 41:45
  La
• 41:45
  Jolla
• 41:46
  Playhouse.
• 41:46
  I
• 41:46
  did
• 41:47
  their
• 41:47
  second
• 41:47
  season,
• 41:48
  which
• 41:48
  was
• 41:48
  1984.
• 41:49
  No,
• 41:50
  1985.
• 41:51
  Yeah.
• 41:52
  No,
• 41:52
  it
• 41:52
  was
• 41:52
  84
• 41:53
  because
• 41:53
  the
• 41:53
  Olympics.
• 41:54
  I
• 41:54
  remember
• 41:55
  when
• 41:55
  we
• 41:55
  met.
• 41:55
  We
• 41:56
  didn't
• 41:56
  meet
• 41:56
  till
• 41:56
  90
• 41:56
  or
• 41:56
  something.
• 41:57
  But
• 41:57
  you
• 41:57
  were
• 41:57
  going
• 41:57
  down
• 41:57
  there
• 41:58
  then.
• 41:58
  I
• 41:58
  think
• 41:58
  I
• 41:59
  forget
• 41:59
  what
• 41:59
  it
• 41:59
  was.
• 41:59
  Oh,
• 42:00
  I
• 42:00
  know
• 42:00
  what
• 42:00
  it
• 42:00
  was.
• 42:00
  That
• 42:00
  was
• 42:01
  for
• 42:02
  the
• 42:02
  old
• 42:02
  Globe
• 42:03
  Theater
• 42:03
  production
• 42:04
  of
• 42:04
  Henry
• 42:05
  IV,
• 42:05
  Parts
• 42:06
  1
• 42:06
  and
• 42:06
  2,
• 42:07
  which
• 42:07
  were
• 42:07
  edited
• 42:07
  together.
• 42:09
  And
• 42:09
  playing
• 42:10
  Falstaff.
• 42:10
  Yes,
• 42:11
  I
• 42:11
  remember
• 42:11
  we
• 42:12
  saw
• 42:12
  that
• 42:12
  and
• 42:12
  loved
• 42:13
  that.
• 42:13
  That
• 42:13
  was
• 42:14
  interesting
• 42:14
  because
• 42:14
  it
• 42:14
  started
• 42:15
  in.
• 42:15
  In
• 42:15
  rehearsal
• 42:16
  format
• 42:17
  and
• 42:17
  then,
• 42:18
  you
• 42:18
  know,
• 42:18
  costume
• 42:19
  pieces
• 42:19
  were
• 42:19
  added.
• 42:20
  Right.
• 42:20
  Until
• 42:21
  it
• 42:21
  was
• 42:21
  a
• 42:21
  full
• 42:21
  blown
• 42:22
  production.
• 42:23
  Yeah.
• 42:23
  By
• 42:23
  the
• 42:23
  second
• 42:23
  act,
• 42:24
  everybody
• 42:24
  was
• 42:24
  in
• 42:24
  full
• 42:25
  Dress.
• 42:25
  Yeah.
• 42:26
  Yeah.
• 42:28
  The
• 42:28
  sun
• 42:28
  would
• 42:28
  still
• 42:29
  be
• 42:29
  out
• 42:29
  when
• 42:29
  we
• 42:29
  started.
• 42:30
  Yeah.
• 42:32
  Yeah.
• 42:32
  When
• 42:33
  Real
• 42:33
  street
• 42:33
  closed.
• 42:33
  And
• 42:34
  then
• 42:34
  we
• 42:35
  closed
• 42:35
  in
• 42:35
  on
• 42:35
  it
• 42:36
  and.
• 42:36
  Yeah,
• 42:36
  that
• 42:36
  was
• 42:37
  a
• 42:37
  great
• 42:37
  experience.
• 42:38
  I
• 42:38
  had
• 42:38
  a
• 42:39
  lot
• 42:39
  of
• 42:39
  fun
• 42:39
  doing
• 42:39
  that.
• 42:39
  And
• 42:40
  I
• 42:40
  think
• 42:40
  the
• 42:40
  last
• 42:40
  thing
• 42:41
  I
• 42:41
  saw
• 42:41
  you
• 42:41
  in
• 42:41
  was
• 42:41
  you
• 42:42
  were
• 42:42
  doing
• 42:42
  Big
• 42:42
  Daddy
• 42:43
  in
• 42:44
  Cat
• 42:44
  on
• 42:44
  a
• 42:44
  Hot.
• 42:44
  Tin
• 42:45
  Roof
• 42:45
  at
• 42:45
  the
• 42:46
  Geffen
• 42:46
  Theater.
• 42:48
  That
• 42:48
  was
• 42:48
  the
• 42:48
  first
• 42:48
  production
• 42:49
  there
• 42:49
  after
• 42:49
  a
• 42:50
  remodel.
• 42:50
  That's
• 42:51
  right.
• 42:51
  There's
• 42:51
  a
• 42:52
  great
• 42:52
  deal
• 42:52
  of
• 42:52
  really
• 42:53
  great
• 42:53
  theater
• 42:53
  suddenly
• 42:54
  here
• 42:55
  in
• 42:55
  Los
• 42:55
  Angeles.
• 42:55
  There
• 42:56
  usually
• 42:56
  is.
• 42:56
  I
• 42:57
  did
• 42:57
  a
• 42:57
  production
• 42:58
  of
• 42:59
  Anthony
• 43:00
  and
• 43:00
  Cleopatra
• 43:02
  downtown
• 43:02
  at
• 43:02
  the
• 43:03
  LA
• 43:03
  Theater
• 43:03
  Center.
• 43:04
  Oh.
• 43:05
  And
• 43:05
  the
• 43:05
  director
• 43:07
  loaded
• 43:08
  the
• 43:08
  stage
• 43:08
  up
• 43:09
  with
• 43:09
  sand.
• 43:10
  Yeah.
• 43:11
  Okay.
• 43:11
  The
• 43:11
  Alexandria
• 43:12
  and
• 43:13
  the
• 43:13
  first
• 43:14
  three
• 43:14
  rows
• 43:14
  were
• 43:15
  inundated
• 43:15
  with.
• 43:19
  So
• 43:19
  they
• 43:19
  had
• 43:19
  to
• 43:19
  figure
• 43:19
  out
• 43:20
  how
• 43:20
  to
• 43:20
  dampen
• 43:20
  that.
• 43:23
  So
• 43:23
  it
• 43:23
  wasn't
• 43:23
  just
• 43:24
  actor
• 43:24
  spray.
• 43:24
  It
• 43:24
  was
• 43:24
  also
• 43:25
  a
• 43:25
  sandstorm.
• 43:26
  Yeah.
• 43:27
  Do
• 43:27
  you
• 43:28
  have
• 43:28
  any,
• 43:28
  like,
• 43:28
  favorite
• 43:29
  memories
• 43:30
  of.
• 43:30
  Out
• 43:30
  of
• 43:31
  all
• 43:31
  the
• 43:31
  stuff
• 43:31
  you've
• 43:32
  done
• 43:32
  so
• 43:32
  far,
• 43:33
  the
• 43:33
  things
• 43:33
  that
• 43:33
  were
• 43:34
  maybe,
• 43:34
  like,
• 43:34
  the
• 43:34
  most
• 43:34
  fun
• 43:35
  or.
• 43:35
  Looks
• 43:36
  like
• 43:36
  you
• 43:36
  have
• 43:36
  fun
• 43:36
  on
• 43:36
  pretty
• 43:36
  much
• 43:37
  everything.
• 43:37
  You
• 43:37
  do.
• 43:37
  I
• 43:37
  know
• 43:38
  you
• 43:38
  do.
• 43:39
  Yeah.
• 43:39
  You
• 43:39
  have
• 43:40
  to.
• 43:40
  You
• 43:41
  have
• 43:41
  to
• 43:41
  make
• 43:41
  fun.
• 43:42
  You
• 43:42
  have
• 43:42
  to
• 43:42
  manufacture
• 43:43
  it
• 43:43
  sometimes,
• 43:43
  and
• 43:44
  then
• 43:44
  it
• 43:44
  sticks
• 43:44
  around.
• 43:45
  But
• 43:46
  if
• 43:46
  you're
• 43:46
  not
• 43:46
  enjoying
• 43:47
  yourself,
• 43:47
  it
• 43:47
  ain't
• 43:47
  gonna
• 43:48
  work.
• 43:48
  Yeah.
• 43:48
  Well,
• 43:49
  that's
• 43:49
  what
• 43:49
  that
• 43:50
  comes
• 43:50
  off
• 43:50
  the
• 43:50
  screen
• 43:51
  or
• 43:52
  off
• 43:52
  the
• 43:52
  stage
• 43:52
  when
• 43:53
  you're
• 43:53
  out
• 43:53
  there.
• 43:54
  And
• 43:54
  it's
• 43:54
  certainly
• 43:54
  the
• 43:55
  way
• 43:55
  I've
• 43:55
  always
• 43:55
  approached
• 43:56
  it.
• 43:56
  So
• 43:56
  lucky
• 43:57
  to
• 43:57
  be
• 43:57
  there
• 43:57
  that
• 43:58
  the
• 43:58
  gratitude.
• 43:59
  Yes.
• 44:00
  Over.
• 44:01
  Yes.
• 44:01
  There
• 44:02
  is
• 44:02
  an
• 44:02
  incredible
• 44:04
  reward
• 44:05
  for
• 44:05
  doing
• 44:05
  what
• 44:06
  we
• 44:06
  do,
• 44:06
  which
• 44:07
  is
• 44:07
  that
• 44:07
  there
• 44:08
  we
• 44:08
  are.
• 44:08
  You
• 44:08
  don't
• 44:09
  have
• 44:09
  to
• 44:09
  explain
• 44:09
  yourself
• 44:10
  to
• 44:10
  anybody.
• 44:11
  That's
• 44:11
  right.
• 44:12
  You
• 44:12
  don't
• 44:12
  have
• 44:12
  to
• 44:12
  be
• 44:12
  yourself
• 44:13
  either.
• 44:14
  Yeah.
• 44:14
  Right.
• 44:16
  Oh,
• 44:17
  my
• 44:17
  gosh.
• 44:17
  We're
• 44:17
  getting
• 44:18
  down
• 44:18
  to
• 44:18
  the
• 44:18
  last
• 44:18
  couple
• 44:19
  of
• 44:19
  minutes
• 44:19
  of
• 44:19
  our
• 44:19
  100th
• 44:20
  show.
• 44:20
  Our
• 44:20
  hundredth
• 44:21
  guest,
• 44:21
  John
• 44:22
  Goodman,
• 44:22
  is
• 44:22
  with
• 44:22
  us,
• 44:23
  and
• 44:24
  he
• 44:24
  says
• 44:24
  he's
• 44:25
  unemployed,
• 44:25
  but
• 44:25
  his
• 44:26
  new
• 44:26
  movie,
• 44:27
  which
• 44:27
  will
• 44:27
  be
• 44:27
  coming
• 44:27
  out
• 44:28
  sometime
• 44:29
  in
• 44:29
  the
• 44:29
  near
• 44:29
  future,
• 44:29
  is.
• 44:30
  Chili
• 44:30
  Finger
• 44:31
  and
• 44:32
  one
• 44:32
  called
• 44:33
  Digger,
• 44:33
  which
• 44:34
  will
• 44:34
  be
• 44:34
  out
• 44:34
  in
• 44:34
  October.
• 44:35
  Oh,
• 44:35
  yes.
• 44:35
  I've
• 44:36
  heard
• 44:36
  some.
• 44:36
  Some
• 44:37
  stuff
• 44:37
  about
• 44:37
  that
• 44:37
  Tom
• 44:38
  Cruise.
• 44:38
  Oh,
• 44:39
  Tom
• 44:39
  Cruise.
• 44:40
  That
• 44:40
  I
• 44:40
  cannot
• 44:41
  talk
• 44:41
  about
• 44:41
  under
• 44:42
  fear.
• 44:42
  Of
• 44:42
  death,
• 44:43
  of
• 44:43
  course.
• 44:43
  And
• 44:44
  eventually,
• 44:44
  we
• 44:44
  hope
• 44:45
  that
• 44:45
  Treasure
• 44:46
  island,
• 44:47
  all
• 44:47
  eight
• 44:47
  hours
• 44:48
  of
• 44:48
  it,
• 44:48
  will
• 44:48
  be
• 44:49
  coming
• 44:49
  out.
• 44:49
  Because,
• 44:50
  you
• 44:50
  know,
• 44:50
  right
• 44:50
  now,
• 44:51
  the
• 44:51
  broadcast
• 44:52
  industry,
• 44:52
  especially
• 44:53
  Public
• 44:53
  Broadcasting
• 44:54
  System.
• 44:55
  Oh,
• 44:55
  wow.
• 44:55
  Yeah.
• 44:55
  It's
• 44:56
  under
• 44:56
  attack.
• 44:56
  And
• 44:56
  it's
• 44:57
  very.
• 44:58
  So.
• 44:58
  So
• 44:58
  they.
• 44:59
  How
• 44:59
  stupid
• 44:59
  is
• 45:00
  that?
• 45:00
  Ah,
• 45:00
  please.
• 45:01
  Audio
• 45:01
  productions,
• 45:02
  no
• 45:02
  matter
• 45:02
  how
• 45:03
  good
• 45:03
  they
• 45:03
  can
• 45:03
  be,
• 45:04
  are
• 45:04
  so
• 45:04
  challenged.
• 45:05
  There
• 45:05
  is
• 45:05
  a
• 45:06
  lot
• 45:06
  going
• 45:06
  on
• 45:06
  in
• 45:06
  the
• 45:07
  podcasting
• 45:08
  world.
• 45:09
  Audible's
• 45:10
  trying
• 45:10
  to
• 45:10
  do
• 45:10
  it.
• 45:10
  But
• 45:11
  these
• 45:11
  exceptional
• 45:12
  productions
• 45:13
  remarkably
• 45:13
  have
• 45:14
  a
• 45:14
  hard
• 45:14
  time
• 45:14
  finding
• 45:15
  A
• 45:15
  home.
• 45:15
  And
• 45:16
  what
• 45:16
  you
• 45:16
  did
• 45:16
  with
• 45:17
  David
• 45:17
  and
• 45:17
  Judith
• 45:18
  and
• 45:18
  Orson
• 45:19
  and
• 45:19
  Phil
• 45:20
  and
• 45:21
  Keith.
• 45:21
  David.
• 45:22
  Keith,
• 45:22
  David.
• 45:22
  That's
• 45:23
  right.
• 45:23
  That's
• 45:23
  right.
• 45:24
  And
• 45:25
  hindsight
• 45:25
  the
• 45:25
  day
• 45:25
  before,
• 45:26
  look
• 45:26
  that
• 45:26
  up
• 45:26
  in
• 45:27
  your
• 45:27
  podcast
• 45:27
  platform
• 45:28
  and
• 45:28
  wear
• 45:28
  headphones
• 45:29
  because
• 45:29
  you
• 45:29
  will
• 45:30
  trip
• 45:30
  into
• 45:30
  another
• 45:30
  world.
• 45:31
  What
• 45:32
  I
• 45:32
  like
• 45:32
  to
• 45:32
  do
• 45:32
  sometimes
• 45:33
  is
• 45:33
  on
• 45:34
  SiriusXM,
• 45:35
  they
• 45:35
  have
• 45:35
  an
• 45:35
  old
• 45:36
  radio
• 45:36
  channel,
• 45:38
  and
• 45:38
  I'll
• 45:39
  flip
• 45:39
  that
• 45:39
  on
• 45:40
  on
• 45:40
  a
• 45:40
  long
• 45:40
  drive.
• 45:41
  It's
• 45:42
  wonderful.
• 45:43
  Benny,
• 45:43
  you
• 45:43
  know
• 45:44
  all
• 45:44
  these
• 45:44
  old
• 45:44
  radio
• 45:44
  shows.
• 45:45
  Oh,
• 45:46
  yes.
• 45:46
  It's
• 45:46
  still
• 45:46
  the
• 45:47
  best.
• 45:47
  And
• 45:47
  audio
• 45:48
  still
• 45:48
  has
• 45:49
  the
• 45:49
  strongest
• 45:50
  impact
• 45:50
  on
• 45:51
  audiences.
• 45:51
  Much
• 45:52
  more.
• 45:52
  I
• 45:52
  believe
• 45:52
  that
• 45:53
  because
• 45:53
  it's
• 45:53
  the
• 45:53
  best,
• 45:54
  because
• 45:54
  you
• 45:55
  create
• 45:55
  the
• 45:56
  scene
• 45:56
  in
• 45:56
  your
• 45:56
  mind.
• 45:57
  Movies
• 45:57
  for
• 45:58
  the
• 45:58
  mind,
• 45:58
  interactive.
• 45:59
  And
• 45:59
  it's
• 45:59
  very,
• 45:59
  very
• 46:00
  nature,
• 46:00
  which
• 46:01
  is.
• 46:01
  Why
• 46:01
  I
• 46:01
  got
• 46:01
  hooked
• 46:02
  on
• 46:02
  Fireside
• 46:02
  because
• 46:03
  of
• 46:03
  the
• 46:03
  depth
• 46:03
  and
• 46:04
  the
• 46:04
  layering.
• 46:04
  And
• 46:05
  you
• 46:05
  could
• 46:05
  listen
• 46:06
  to
• 46:06
  it
• 46:06
  more
• 46:06
  than
• 46:06
  once
• 46:06
  and
• 46:07
  still
• 46:07
  not
• 46:07
  hear
• 46:08
  everything.
• 46:08
  Yep,
• 46:09
  that's
• 46:09
  right.
• 46:09
  And
• 46:09
  that
• 46:10
  was.
• 46:10
  That
• 46:10
  was
• 46:10
  our
• 46:10
  intention,
• 46:11
  and
• 46:11
  it
• 46:11
  was
• 46:12
  hysterical.
• 46:13
  Thank
• 46:13
  you,
• 46:13
  John.
• 46:14
  We
• 46:14
  are
• 46:14
  out
• 46:14
  of
• 46:14
  time.
• 46:15
  Remarkably.
• 46:16
  Wow.
• 46:16
  John
• 46:17
  Goodman,
• 46:17
  thank
• 46:18
  you
• 46:18
  so
• 46:18
  much
• 46:19
  for
• 46:19
  being
• 46:20
  our
• 46:20
  guest.
• 46:21
  Thank
• 46:21
  you
• 46:21
  for
• 46:22
  joining.
• 46:23
  And
• 46:23
  come
• 46:23
  out
• 46:24
  to
• 46:24
  Los
• 46:24
  Angeles.
• 46:25
  Yeah,
• 46:25
  let
• 46:25
  us
• 46:25
  know
• 46:26
  when
• 46:26
  you're
• 46:26
  out
• 46:26
  here,
• 46:26
  John.
• 46:27
  All
• 46:27
  right,
• 46:28
  Philip,
• 46:28
  we
• 46:28
  love
• 46:28
  you.
• 46:29
  Love
• 46:30
  you,
• 46:30
  too.
• 46:30
  All
• 46:30
  right,
• 46:31
  take
• 46:31
  care.
• 46:31
  Bye,
• 46:31
  John.
• 46:32
  Bye.
• 46:32
  Bye.
• 46:33
  Well,
• 46:33
  folks.
• 46:34
  Wow,
• 46:35
  that
• 46:35
  was
• 46:35
  fun.
• 46:36
  Number
• 46:36
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• 46:36
  one
• 46:37
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• 46:37
  be
• 46:37
  101.
• 46:38
  This
• 46:38
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• 46:38
  Phil
• 46:38
  and
• 46:38
  Ted's
• 46:39
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• 46:39
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• 46:39
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• 46:39
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• 46:40
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• 46:40
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• 46:40
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• 46:41
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• 46:41
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