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OUTRO: Carb-Loading · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: for how doggets for to seven every weekday on Radioca.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, good things. So I feel let's say, you
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  Speaker 2: get easy look pretty delicious.
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  Speaker 3: It was really I needed to eat that because I
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  Speaker 3: had no energy.
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  Speaker 1: Ah really, but you're falling apart.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I had bricky and then I had eaten
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  Speaker 3: since breaking. Wow, I had lots of water for bricky
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  Speaker 3: baked beans on vogels, toast, toast, vogels, toast though, what
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  Speaker 3: you're saying vogels and toast, Yeah, because toast for me
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  Speaker 3: is Mollenberg. And then but when I'm feeling like pretty extra,
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  Speaker 3: like I need some extra sustenance, I'll go the vogels, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: do you ever have vogels?
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  Speaker 1: That's all I have occasionally the Molenberg. But that's a
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  Speaker 1: bigger slice of bread, so I feel like any extra
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  Speaker 1: sustenance is probably equaled out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bigger, but it feels flimsier and like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: it's flimsy, you like, I have to toast my vogels
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  Speaker 3: twice right on five and then butter and then beans, beans, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the beans. Because people say that about the cars, don't they.
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  Speaker 3: They start, it's not a car anymore, it's a Mercedes.
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  Speaker 3: I've got to take the Mercedes and to get a warrant.
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  Speaker 1: I don't say that, do you? You say the car?
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  Speaker 3: So you're gonna gave more specific because you're saying the tea.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, well for the radio, I do the t that's right.
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  Speaker 1: The model?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Would you think you'll ever start
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  Speaker 3: saying IM going to take the seven tea?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure it is No. Seven. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: earlier than that, is it? But one day hopefully I
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  Speaker 1: can upgrade.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were upgrading, haven't you when you're going to upgrade?
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  Speaker 1: We upgraded?
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  Speaker 4: Oh you dead?
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  Speaker 1: But then we got ah forgot about it. We we
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  Speaker 1: yeh see see it's.
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  Speaker 3: So weird for the listeners right now.
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  Speaker 1: And then we got it. So what I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what happened was we got those hybrids right because you
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  Speaker 1: could get it, you could get a loan and it
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  Speaker 1: was zero percent and so well, actually, after our caount
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  Speaker 1: accountant did all the math, it's going to cost you
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  Speaker 1: like five grand over five years, you know, which is
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  Speaker 1: all good. But we chose the car. We were told
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  Speaker 1: it was going to take us no time to get
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  Speaker 1: the money, but then it turned out you had to
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  Speaker 1: go through a full application process. What you're buying a house, right,
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  Speaker 1: which is a bit of a ball ache. And I
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  Speaker 1: had nothing to do with it, really, The Missus was
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  Speaker 1: on it. And so after a while determined that I know,
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  Speaker 1: actually they don't do that loan for hybrids. They only
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  Speaker 1: do it for full eight. Initially it was hybrids, but
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  Speaker 1: then they changed it last year to only be electrical,
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  Speaker 1: so then we would had now had a car that
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  Speaker 1: didn't qualify for this oh yeah, oh yeah. And so
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  Speaker 1: went through a pilava with that.
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  Speaker 3: And because you haven't mentioned it much, because I feel
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  Speaker 3: it usually you'd be, ah, well, we've got a car.
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  Speaker 1: But what we've done is we've now ordered a fully electrical,
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  Speaker 1: one electric one not electrical, it's electric, and we're keeping
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  Speaker 1: the hybrid until the other one, which we've had to order,
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  Speaker 1: turns up in November at some point. But that's a
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  Speaker 1: nice I think I like it more than the one
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  Speaker 1: we've got. But yeah, it was just a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a shamble.
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  Speaker 2: It just occurs to me that I realize now that
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  Speaker 2: I have no interactions with banks anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Like back in the day, they were fraught with
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  Speaker 4: all sorts of you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, going to a bank try and get money out
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  Speaker 2: of the bastards. It was a very stressful time. But
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  Speaker 2: I haven't dealt with a bank for a long long time.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't had to deal with a bank for a
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  Speaker 2: long long time.
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  Speaker 1: Bank.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, I stopped the bank.
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  Speaker 1: Bank.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, that's still going I invest heavily in that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's beating off all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, aren't you guys? What the whole Achy Big
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  Speaker 1: Show week days from four on Radio Hdarky.
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  Speaker 4: The Warky Big Show Podcast. It's really good for the
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  Speaker 4: prostate to beat off.
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  Speaker 3: You can't just use the prostate as an excuse to
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  Speaker 3: all sorts of all manner of depraved things like beating off.
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  Speaker 3: There's a discussion now.
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  Speaker 2: I suggested to you the other day, Keasy, I was saying,
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  Speaker 2: game for a walk is good for the prostate.
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  Speaker 3: After dinner specifically, yes.
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  Speaker 4: After you've eaten.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah right, I'll be doing tonight because we're out of milk.
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  Speaker 1: Do you message the prostate while you're going for a walk.
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  Speaker 2: No, I just leave it. I just leave it and
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  Speaker 2: then I massage it when I get home.
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  Speaker 3: So like today, for example, I was like, oh, we're
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  Speaker 3: out of milk. I can get some on the way home.
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  Speaker 3: But instead I said, how about we go for a
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  Speaker 3: walk after dinner and get some. I've got a corner store, yes,
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  Speaker 3: a little walk away. And she's like, it's a great idea,
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  Speaker 3: that's good stuff. Yeah, And then I said it's good
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  Speaker 3: for my prostate. Yeah, and then she said, yuck.
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  Speaker 2: That's not an option for me because our store is
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  Speaker 2: literally like forty meters.
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  Speaker 4: From our house.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't it.
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't really qualifiers. No.
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  Speaker 2: I had a good tech to him today. He's pretty traumatized. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: some dudes came into his dairy and smacked the ship
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  Speaker 2: out of him. Oh really yeah on Sunday, Really yeah, Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: There bloody blood all over the floor. I actually arrived
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  Speaker 2: about a couple of minutes after it happened.
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  Speaker 4: It was not good.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't get his vape.
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  Speaker 2: And interestingly it was really really telling because I was
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  Speaker 2: having a chat to him at the dairy today and
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  Speaker 2: a car pulled up. They had a really loud exhaustion,
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  Speaker 2: like a real kind of rough wagon, a wagon and
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  Speaker 2: waff wagon, and he had a look in his eye
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  Speaker 2: of fear and anxiety. And I mean I get that, man,
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  Speaker 2: you must be constantly on edge going because this happened
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  Speaker 2: in the Sunday afternoon at two o'clock in the day.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, and was trying to get stuff off them.
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  Speaker 4: So they just there was about four or five of
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  Speaker 4: them and they just ripped it off.
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  Speaker 3: The shelves and up.
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  Speaker 2: And yeah, well he doesn't take it back. Good step.
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  Speaker 2: He comes out with a cricket bat. Yeah, right, okay,
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  Speaker 2: and they laid into him.
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  Speaker 1: And what did he get in the end? What were
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  Speaker 1: his injuries?
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  Speaker 2: Got a smashed hand and they smashed his hand and
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  Speaker 2: he looked got some bruising down his chest. Right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that sucks, It really sucks. But anyway, to get back
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  Speaker 2: to toast chat, I have Plowman's today, I have Plowman's,
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  Speaker 2: which is my wife's favorite.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a big.
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  Speaker 3: Fan favors Plowman's cut. Yeah, and it's an annoying shape.
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  Speaker 1: It is an annoying shape. You have to cut it
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  Speaker 1: in half and put it on either side because it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't toast the whole thing, does it?
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  Speaker 4: My toast does.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a regular toaster because you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Have many bits of toast. But I prefer vogels, and
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  Speaker 4: like you, Keezy, I have to double cook it.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you know it's crispy.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you prefer vogels but eat Plowman's.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because my wife buys the Plowmans when she's buying bread,
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  Speaker 2: and when I'm by the bread, old buy your vogels.
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  Speaker 2: Sneaky honey, oak tip top, gross, little honey.
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  Speaker 3: Do you keep your vogels in the freezer? No, I'm
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  Speaker 3: asking Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: I do, yes, yes, otherwise we have it for too
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  Speaker 1: long that goes moldy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, it does go mouldy quick.
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  Speaker 1: There's a good thing about vogels as it actually goes off,
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  Speaker 1: which tells you there's less preservative than it. Key or
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  Speaker 1: the other breeds last for ever and they don't go
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  Speaker 1: off because they're full of ship.
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  Speaker 3: What does preservative do? What does preservative do?
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  Speaker 4: Preserves?
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  Speaker 1: It stops it going off?
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, preservative?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, preserve?
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  Speaker 3: And is it bad for you?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Well, generally if you're putting shit in to make things.
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  Speaker 1: Ingredient, it's not a good thing. Chips, You remember chips, Jase,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had any remember them, how back in the
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  Speaker 1: day that always goes stale real quick. Yes, and especially
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  Speaker 1: you eat a chips, you eat a ripples, you'd open
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  Speaker 1: them up, they'd already be stale. They came pre stale.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: But since then there's been so many more preservatives allowed
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  Speaker 1: in food that they don't you can leave them out
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  Speaker 1: for fucking weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's why I've I hardly eat potato chips.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get to hear of them neither. By.
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  Speaker 4: I bought a packet of paper jacks today in a moment.
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  Speaker 3: Of weakness, did.
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  Speaker 4: Jeff? And I mean I want to go and get
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  Speaker 4: some paper.
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  Speaker 1: Jacks instead of a packet of dart Instead of darts?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you drive your waff wagan to go? No,
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  Speaker 3: because I buy some Poper jacks.
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  Speaker 2: As I previously mentioned, my daiies only about thirty meters away, so.
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  Speaker 1: I walked out.
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  Speaker 3: The thing with Papa Jacks is that that's ship I
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  Speaker 3: like them, like they're just a ship mancho, Like there's
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  Speaker 3: ship mancho the chicken flavoring on a muncho.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like them.
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  Speaker 4: I love them. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't buy them
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  Speaker 4: if I didn't love them. That's true. You know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean, right, But you know, I'm not a big
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  Speaker 4: fan of the Mancho, so there you go.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell?
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  Speaker 1: I like a Mancho as well much as del I'll
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  Speaker 1: be honest.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm a fan of all chips.
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  Speaker 1: To get some chips and yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Who's it's your turn today? Casey stole yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Didn't touch the CCS chicks?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Starting, But then I was like, you know what, I
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  Speaker 3: work a lot for the A C. C. And I
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  Speaker 3: never steal them. I certainly indulged when Jay steals them daily.
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  Speaker 3: But I was like, you know what, I think my
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  Speaker 3: claim and I'll let him know as soon as he
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  Speaker 3: gets back. But yeah, I say, hey, man, I owe you. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 3: I'll do like three or four live commentaries and.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it's good to pay off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good ship and some chips.
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  Speaker 4: Actually two more sleeps, fellas, that's more.
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  Speaker 1: Sleep Yeah, I am excited about it.
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  Speaker 3: And then we're all so good. I'm actually not excited
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  Speaker 3: about it.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't even care. I'd rather stay here get
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  Speaker 1: rained on just yeah you know what I mean, man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do good.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, because I'd rather stay here and get rained.
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  Speaker 2: Because officially, of course, Rainy Seasons finishes on the seventeenth Spring.
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  Speaker 1: Rain So I'm anticipated. Next week's gonna be bloody beautiful
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  Speaker 1: man Yea and in Ze Pressing down A features Yeah Shocking,
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  Speaker 1: following your person.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, listen to the Big Show of four to seven
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  Speaker 3: weekdays on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Bye,