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You've got a MINUTE to WIN it! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I'm watching the news right now, and it's like there's
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  Speaker 1: a hiker being airlifted off the mountain from hiking.
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  Speaker 2: From heat exhaustion.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, not heat exhaustion. But it was reminded me
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  Speaker 1: of something happened yesterday. So yesterday after the show, I
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  Speaker 1: went to go work out and my son joined me
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  Speaker 1: and he was working out at the same time, Dutch,
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  Speaker 1: nineteen year old Dutch, and he's having a blast, he's
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  Speaker 1: dancing whatever. And then I go on my day. I
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  Speaker 1: get home. I had to do a whole thing, which
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you guys about a minute. But when I
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  Speaker 1: come home, he's like in bad. I go, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: how's it going? He goes good. He goes, man, I
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  Speaker 1: went after a workout, I went to go hike camelback.
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  Speaker 3: What made you do that? He goes.
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  Speaker 1: I was driving and I was on whatever street and
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  Speaker 1: he goes he went to echo.
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  Speaker 3: You guys ever done that? Echoes? Echo? Have you done it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I've never done that.
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  Speaker 4: One time I've done it.
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  Speaker 1: I've only done cho I've never seen I just heard
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  Speaker 1: echoes and psychoed.
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  Speaker 2: Not climbing, like legit right, you got to climb a
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  Speaker 2: little bit.
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  Speaker 3: So he go I go what.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, because I wanted to get a sun
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  Speaker 1: tan and I wanted to get a workout in, and
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to make a video TikTok. And he goes,
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  Speaker 1: so he took his shirt off and went did echo
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  Speaker 1: with no water at ninety five ninety eight degrees And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, are you stupid?
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  Speaker 3: And he goes. He goes, man, some old man passed
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  Speaker 3: me up. He goes.
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  Speaker 1: There was nobody else there except for him and this
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  Speaker 1: old man. And I go, you're gonna be with those guys?
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  Speaker 1: It's like dies because they're making a TikTok in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of somewhere doing something.
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  Speaker 3: And he goes, yeah. He goes, I think I'll bring
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  Speaker 3: water next time.
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  Speaker 1: So I go to his TikTok and shure enough he's
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  Speaker 1: got himself up making a TikTok. Hi can echo side
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  Speaker 1: and we find his TikTok. Dutch Van s all right,
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  Speaker 1: we got one thousand dollars of Padickey's money from Peoria
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  Speaker 1: for we're gonna play Midt win at Jessica, Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: How are you hello? My heart is racing?
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  Speaker 3: How are you great? Where are you off to today?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Getting ready to go?
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  Speaker 2: To work.
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  Speaker 3: And where do you work?
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  Speaker 1: I work at GTU.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no way, what do you do there?
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  Speaker 1: I actually do a special program. It's old Pathways the possibilities.
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  Speaker 4: We bring in industry partners and middle and high school
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  Speaker 4: students together to do like hands on activities for career exploration.
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  Speaker 1: You know, as we speak, my son Kemp is there
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  Speaker 1: right now. He is at GCU right, oh way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's looking to try to get involved with the basketball program.
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  Speaker 1: So he's actually been training a couple he trains some
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  Speaker 1: people yesterday and he's trained some people this morning from
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  Speaker 1: till noon.
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  Speaker 3: He's training people. That's cool. I would love for him
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  Speaker 3: to be a chat.
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  Speaker 2: They have a solid men's program too.
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  Speaker 3: Half for the last graph, the big deal.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So if anybody knows the coach is there, ask
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  Speaker 1: him to go find camp and ask him to join
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  Speaker 1: GCU and the grad assistant program.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Jessica, So I hope you win. Put the
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  Speaker 3: word up.
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  Speaker 1: I actually I actually might be able to put in
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  Speaker 1: a word good.
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  Speaker 4: That'd be great. All right, good luck, let's play. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: no pressure. I know your heart's racing, but you're gonna
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  Speaker 4: rock this. Sixty seconds on the clock. It is ten
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  Speaker 4: seconds well, actually sixty seconds, ten questions?
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  Speaker 3: You get them?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 3: You win? Let's go.
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  Speaker 4: What Pixar movie features a rat who wants to be
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  Speaker 4: a chef in Paris?
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  Speaker 5: Bratituly?
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  Speaker 4: Who did Jennifer Lopez right? Who did Jennifer Lopez Mary
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  Speaker 4: in twenty twenty two after being previously engaged to him
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  Speaker 4: twenty years earlier? Ben Affleck name one team remaining in
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  Speaker 4: the NBA finals, the Nicks. What rapper's name is Aubrey Drake?
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  Speaker 3: Graham Drake?
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  Speaker 4: What is the name of the cowboy and Toy story?
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  Speaker 4: What eye color is scientifically considered the rarest among humans?
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  Speaker 2: Hazel?
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  Speaker 4: How many hearts does an octopus have? Eight tentacles? Three hearts?
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  Speaker 4: To real? I gotta tell you the fastest we've ever
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  Speaker 4: had financials.
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  Speaker 1: Get a price.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, we'll figure that out. I'm sure we have something here.
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  Speaker 4: How many How many are there total?
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  Speaker 2: You got six and there's ten?
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  Speaker 3: Oh dang it, you were moving.
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  Speaker 2: Get that.
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  Speaker 3: My marine biology is failing me.
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  Speaker 1: Have we made the winners Montage yet? Because I thought
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  Speaker 1: for sure she was gone.
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  Speaker 3: We have it.
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  Speaker 1: We need to get that ready, all right, Jessica, Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for playing that, Thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Thanks guys, Good luck to camp.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, hold on, listen to this. Yesterday I went.
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  Speaker 3: To the mall.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, let me tell you. I remember I told
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  Speaker 1: you guys, I met this woman and I brought her
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  Speaker 1: in here. She did the color analysis Nikki Cox.
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  Speaker 3: Sweet.
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  Speaker 1: So this is going to sound somewhat unrelatable, but okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a TV commercial, which I can talk about
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  Speaker 1: on Friday. I'm doing a photo shoot for a magazine
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  Speaker 1: cover on Sunday, and then next week Rich and I
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  Speaker 1: are doing a photo shoot for something we can't talk about.
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  Speaker 3: The week after that. So I need clothes.
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  Speaker 1: And after meeting Nikki Cox and she told me what
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  Speaker 1: colors I can never wear. I'm paranoid. My closet is
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  Speaker 1: full of colors I should never wear. So I told her,
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  Speaker 1: I said, hey, I got this photo shoot stuff I
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  Speaker 1: got to do, and she was like, well, i'll meet
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  Speaker 1: you at the mall. So she met me at the
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  Speaker 1: mall and when it was really cool actually, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: it really makes it easier to shop when you're trying.
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  Speaker 1: And then my wife went too, so I would try
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  Speaker 1: stuff on and walk out and it was like no,
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  Speaker 1: or it was like yes, that's great. And then and
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  Speaker 1: then I was like this, I don't like this. It
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  Speaker 1: looks terrible. They're like trust us, like and then she
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  Speaker 1: sent me this long text about trying to explain how
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  Speaker 1: important it is and how men and women nowadays don't
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  Speaker 1: have the confidence and I need to have the confidence
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  Speaker 1: to wear that stuff. She got me this, so's I
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  Speaker 1: kind of feel like paint with a rebrand. I love it, right,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not. But I was like, I mostly got
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  Speaker 1: stuff that I'm gonna wear if we ever have any
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  Speaker 1: kind of fancy function or something, you know, well, even just.
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  Speaker 2: Some my casual pieces. And also Junjie. My rebrand was
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  Speaker 2: by a woman from the UK, so it's perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she was. She was amazing. I highly recommend her.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, at one point, like I have I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: this the shoot I'm doing on Sunday, I have to
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  Speaker 1: wear a suit.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so I was. I was.
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  Speaker 1: So when I went to go, I went to Knicks
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  Speaker 1: Men's Wear. I used to do their commercials, a great
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  Speaker 1: great products. I met Nicks Men's Wear with Niki and Blake.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying on these suits and my car key falls
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  Speaker 1: out of my pocket because of these shorts that I'm wearing,
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  Speaker 1: and the car key always falls out. You guys ever
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  Speaker 1: had that with the car key falls out? And then
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you get inside you realize, oh, my key, I
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  Speaker 1: left it in the car. It fell out of my pocket.
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  Speaker 1: So my car key falls out there in the chair
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  Speaker 1: at Nicks Men's Wear and I and I and immediately
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  Speaker 1: my brain's like, oh, this has happened a million times.
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  Speaker 1: I now, I just got to be aware that these
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  Speaker 1: are the shorts of the key falls out. And my
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  Speaker 1: wife says, I'll just keep it in my purse. I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 1: she goes, I'll just keep my purse. She met me
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  Speaker 1: there like, but then I go, you got to remember
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  Speaker 1: to give it back to me, and she's like okay.
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  Speaker 1: So I go with Nikki to this other in the
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  Speaker 1: mall and they're like remodeling them all on and then
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying all these different clothes. I'm like, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: the clothes I like. But I'm gonna trust her, right,
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  Speaker 1: So I bought some of the stuff. Anyway, Now I
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  Speaker 1: want to leave. So Nikki leaves and Blake goes, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to go shopping. You want to come with me. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to go with you. You go shopping,
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  Speaker 1: so you've got enough shopping for the day. I go,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home. She was, okay, i'll meet you home.
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  Speaker 1: Be home by like two hours. I'll make you great.
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  Speaker 1: So I walk all the way to my car, which
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  Speaker 1: was far because I like to park far to get
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  Speaker 1: my steps in. Lord and behold, I have no car keeping.
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  Speaker 2: Now you get more steps.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I got more steps, and I'm so pissed. This
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  Speaker 3: is what I keep it.
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  Speaker 1: SHO call her where are you? And she's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just leaving Abercombie. Why what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: You have my key? You said? You know, I totally
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  Speaker 3: could have had it.
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  Speaker 1: I came my podcast.
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  Speaker 3: By the time I left the mall, I had twelve
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  Speaker 3: thousand steps.
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  Speaker 4: I really, I really feel bad for Blake because she's
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  Speaker 4: just trying to be helpful. But in a John J
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  Speaker 4: world that is not helpful. No, I can't in my
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  Speaker 4: pocket and everything would have been just fine. But no,
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  Speaker 4: she moved the cheese. You should never move the cheese
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  Speaker 4: for time.
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  Speaker 3: And I know the moment. It was like when it
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  Speaker 3: fell on the chair. It was in the chair. It's
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  Speaker 3: almost like if it was in a movie.
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  Speaker 1: I just zoomed in on the key and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: oh God, she's gonna put in a bran Sure put
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  Speaker 1: in her purse and then forgot.
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  Speaker 3: So you also forgot. I did, But if it was
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  Speaker 3: my pocket, I wouldn't forgot.
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  Speaker 4: It's not his responsibility, child, You know that.