Latest / WoT Spoilers / A Terrible Feeling - Towers of Midnight chapter 29 - EP562
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- 0:12Speaker 1: This is the Wheel of Time Spoilers Podcast. All right,
- 0:22Speaker 1: let's go with this mandala effect freaking wanna be chapter.
- 0:30Speaker 2: That we are being gas lit by this chapter.
- 0:33Speaker 1: Yeah, but we are here to tell you that you're
- 0:35Speaker 1: not crazy.
- 0:35Speaker 2: You're not crazy.
- 0:36Speaker 1: You just have a later edition of the book, that's all.
- 0:38Speaker 2: Yeah. It's one thing when they make changes to a
- 0:43Speaker 2: word here or there, you know Land sharpening his blade,
- 0:47Speaker 2: you know his power rot sword. Sure, yeah, this they
- 0:50Speaker 2: just cut out a whole section in a way that
- 0:52Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense.
- 0:53Speaker 1: For no good reason. So listen and find out to
- 0:57Speaker 1: what we're talking about, unless you already know, because it's
- 1:00Speaker 1: freaking glaring. So I bet some of you already know
- 1:01Speaker 1: what we're talking.
- 1:02Speaker 2: About, especially if you're listening in bed.
- 1:06Speaker 1: Nice. Nice, Okay, So today chapter twenty nine, that's the
- 1:12Speaker 1: only chapter we're doing. It's a big, hefty chapter with
- 1:14Speaker 1: three po vs, four four povs, and there's a lot
- 1:19Speaker 1: to talk about, a lot of pages. And yeah, I
- 1:22Speaker 1: think we should just get on into it.
- 1:24Speaker 2: Is it worth a reading?
- 1:26Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, we'll do a short little reading. The chapter
- 1:28Speaker 1: is a terrible feeling and our symbol is the snake
- 1:32Speaker 1: in the wheel because we've got four povs, so we
- 1:36Speaker 1: might as well have the all father symbol, the all
- 1:39Speaker 1: encompassing symbol.
- 1:40Speaker 2: This is the wheel of time done. All right?
- 1:44Speaker 1: What is Paren plotting? Do you think? Berylene asked as
- 1:48Speaker 1: she strolled beside Fayel and Aleandra Fayale didn't answer. The
- 1:52Speaker 1: late afternoon was softly lit by a distant sun shrouded
- 1:55Speaker 1: in clouds. Soon it would make the horizon burn as
- 1:59Speaker 1: it sank down for the night. In two days, Paren
- 2:01Speaker 1: would go on trial. He delayed, specifically, she knew to
- 2:05Speaker 1: gain more time for the Ashaman to work out the
- 2:07Speaker 1: strange problem with gateways. Their army was growing, still more
- 2:11Speaker 1: people flooding to them. Scout reports indicated that the White
- 2:14Speaker 1: Cloak force was growing as well, more slowly, but still growing.
- 2:19Speaker 1: In days like these, an army was a symbol of
- 2:21Speaker 1: strength and at the very least food. That's all I
- 2:25Speaker 1: wanted to read in just you know, we're at camp.
- 2:28Speaker 1: This is a situation. We're waiting, We're waiting, We're waiting,
- 2:30Speaker 1: bubble of evil. That's kind of the scene.
- 2:33Speaker 2: I think it's also important to point out that the
- 2:35Speaker 2: dome is up, yes, specifically because of the fact that
- 2:40Speaker 2: Tam leaves later and is retrieved by cod Swain, all
- 2:46Speaker 2: while the dome is up. Hmm hmmm, hmm.
- 2:53Speaker 1: How was Ninive able to find and retrieve Tam so
- 2:59Speaker 1: sneakily if the dome was in place. I am confused
- 3:04Speaker 1: that I didn't notice that. I should have been confused
- 3:07Speaker 1: by that.
- 3:08Speaker 2: I thought about that. I was trying to get the
- 3:09Speaker 2: timing right, and the things I saw online were people like, well,
- 3:12Speaker 2: the dome wasn't up yet, or and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 3:15Speaker 1: The dome is very much up. The dome was up
- 3:17Speaker 1: in our last episode.
- 3:19Speaker 2: And it's up now. Right. This is the whole thing.
- 3:20Speaker 2: That's why they're delaying, right, is because they can't gateway
- 3:23Speaker 2: people away.
- 3:24Speaker 1: Yeah, that that's explicitly what is happening.
- 3:26Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is the time when Tam is like,
- 3:29Speaker 2: I gotta go.
- 3:30Speaker 1: How Didtninive happen to know to go just far enough
- 3:33Speaker 1: away that she didn't notice that the dome was in place? Like,
- 3:36Speaker 1: that's what had to have happened, right, is she picked
- 3:38Speaker 1: a spot outside of the radius, came in by conventional means,
- 3:42Speaker 1: took Tam back out by conventional means, and then used
- 3:44Speaker 1: a gateway outside of the radius by sheer coincidence.
- 3:48Speaker 2: That's what it seems to be, because the only thing
- 3:50Speaker 2: she knew is that he was camped underneath that statue,
- 3:52Speaker 2: So you would think she would make a gateway right
- 3:54Speaker 2: to that statue.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Exactly what I would do, if that makes sense.
- 3:59Speaker 2: But that's you is, as far as I can tell,
- 4:01Speaker 2: still where they're camped and still inside the bubble.
- 4:05Speaker 1: So we changed the bed scene for no reason, but
- 4:09Speaker 1: we left this inaccuracy.
- 4:14Speaker 2: You were really not good at creating suspense, are we. No.
- 4:19Speaker 1: I am really surprised that I didn't catch that. Glad
- 4:22Speaker 1: you caught it, But what the fuck? How are we
- 4:24Speaker 1: supposed to resolve.
- 4:25Speaker 2: That that was? I had that moment when I was like, wait,
- 4:29Speaker 2: when TAM's leaving, it isn't isn't the bubble up? Well?
- 4:33Speaker 2: How did that? I get? And I get that he
- 4:35Speaker 2: was visiting a nearby village, right, And they can say, well,
- 4:38Speaker 2: that village was outside the bubble, But then how did
- 4:41Speaker 2: Ninie find him if he wasn't near the camp? She
- 4:44Speaker 2: didn't have any clue as to where he was because
- 4:47Speaker 2: her only clues to where he was was ran seeing
- 4:51Speaker 2: through Paren's eyes through the swirling of the colors, which
- 4:53Speaker 2: only told him where paren was, which is underneath the dome.
- 4:58Speaker 1: I guess maybe she went with the if you can
- 5:01Speaker 1: go off of a map and pick a nearby town strategy.
- 5:05Speaker 1: But still it seems like transporting to the statue. Well,
- 5:07Speaker 1: maybe she tried to transport to the statue. It didn't work,
- 5:09Speaker 1: and she figured it wasn't accurate enough, so she tried
- 5:11Speaker 1: to find like the nearest town that people know about
- 5:14Speaker 1: to it, and that was like from maps, she was
- 5:16Speaker 1: able to actually make it to that location, and she
- 5:19Speaker 1: figured it was just her rather than the dome that
- 5:23Speaker 1: was keeping her from getting to the statue.
- 5:25Speaker 2: You're very carefully spackling over that plot hole.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Yeah, like this is not we should have had. This
- 5:33Speaker 1: should have been addressed in the narrative. There is a glaring,
- 5:35Speaker 1: glaring hole here, and there are ways that it could
- 5:38Speaker 1: have made sense narratively, But you have to put any
- 5:40Speaker 1: amount of legwork on the page into that.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Right, right, because like it's clear, it's just the timeline's conflicting.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Because in the timeline he wrote with Rand she gateways in,
- 5:49Speaker 2: grabs tam and leaves, but then all of a sudden
- 5:53Speaker 2: he's created this moment where there's no way to get
- 5:56Speaker 2: way in and out, and that happens to coincide with
- 5:58Speaker 2: when Tam got snatch back. So what are you going
- 6:03Speaker 2: to do? Right, Well, you've got to You've got to
- 6:05Speaker 2: somehow on the page say oh, like the dome came
- 6:10Speaker 2: down temporarily or I don't know, that's it's a hard redcon.
- 6:14Speaker 2: But man, you gotta do something. You got to do
- 6:16Speaker 2: something to be like, oh Nineve couldn't make it in,
- 6:19Speaker 2: so she gate weighted to the nearest village and Tam
- 6:23Speaker 2: happened to be there.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Because Tam had been sent to Tam and Elias or
- 6:28Speaker 1: Tam and gall had been sent off to check the
- 6:30Speaker 1: nearby villages. So that's already there. But why is Ninive
- 6:35Speaker 1: that far away from this statue? We need something on
- 6:39Speaker 1: the page otherwise it's a plot hole.
- 6:41Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's definitely a plot hole.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there are ways I can imagine to fill
- 6:46Speaker 1: that plot hole. But you got to do some work
- 6:47Speaker 1: for it. I'm not just going to give that to
- 6:48Speaker 1: you for free. I mean we kind of did, but no,
- 6:52Speaker 1: because I were criticizing it, still saying this is what
- 6:55Speaker 1: you could have done, you didn't do it.
- 6:57Speaker 2: Right, right, right, right, here's how you resolve that problem.
- 6:59Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, it does. It's I think it's just
- 7:02Speaker 2: a manifestation of the timeline sink, right. I think that
- 7:05Speaker 2: that's that's really what's going on, is that like this
- 7:08Speaker 2: this whole parent ran Timeline DCNC where he ended up
- 7:11Speaker 2: sort of sketching out what was going to happen to
- 7:13Speaker 2: paren but then like not having details written in and
- 7:17Speaker 2: had to publish a book before he really had an
- 7:20Speaker 2: idea of what he was going to do with with
- 7:22Speaker 2: Parents Timeline in parallel.
- 7:24Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think that that's the simplest explanation is
- 7:27Speaker 1: that this is one of the things that didn't manage
- 7:29Speaker 1: to get smoothed out in that issue, which, oh, well.
- 7:33Speaker 2: That happens Timeline DCINC. I just I don't know. I
- 7:37Speaker 2: hate I hate relieving or forgiving media ore work in
- 7:42Speaker 2: a in a masterpiece that is the Wheel of Time,
- 7:44Speaker 2: that is so good about timelines and so good about
- 7:47Speaker 2: like making sure that things things synced up. It's just
- 7:51Speaker 2: it's frustrating when you have a new author takeover and
- 7:53Speaker 2: he just he's doing a good job, but he doesn't
- 7:56Speaker 2: care about the things that Robert Jordan cared about. And
- 7:58Speaker 2: so it's sometimes I get frustrated because it's just like, Ugh,
- 8:03Speaker 2: Jordan had the timeline so well synced up. He could
- 8:05Speaker 2: have the moon in the sky and we could tell
- 8:08Speaker 2: the time by like how accurate the moon was, because
- 8:12Speaker 2: you would give it different phases based on what it was.
- 8:14Speaker 2: He clearly knew what day everything was happening on almost
- 8:18Speaker 2: every scene.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not forgiving I'm not forgiving this. I'm accepting
- 8:22Speaker 1: that it's what happened, but I'm not forgiving it, right,
- 8:24Speaker 1: excuse me. Right, but it's inevitable we're going to find
- 8:28Speaker 1: some of these flaws with what we've seen already. It's like, well,
- 8:32Speaker 1: that's it's going to happen.
- 8:34Speaker 2: You know.
- 8:34Speaker 1: It's like food safety standards. You get so many dead
- 8:37Speaker 1: rats per drain, you know, like it's a non zero number.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Unfortunately unfortunately.
- 8:44Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, when somebody takes over. Humans are infallible, except,
- 8:48Speaker 2: of course, Robert Jordan fallible, infallible, fallible, m Jordan.
- 8:54Speaker 1: Jordan's infallible. Humans are fallible, right.
- 8:57Speaker 2: But Jordan was you know, O gear or something. I
- 8:59Speaker 2: don't know.
- 9:00Speaker 1: Yeah, No, Jordan definitely is not a normal, normal person
- 9:03Speaker 1: like the rest of us, Like the rest of us.
- 9:06Speaker 1: That's very normal people.
- 9:08Speaker 2: Yes, yes, well, at least we know he was horny.
- 9:11Speaker 2: That that we can definitely attribute to being a fairly
- 9:14Speaker 2: normal Robert Jordan.
- 9:15Speaker 1: That we can all relate. We can all relate. Rober
- 9:18Speaker 1: Jordan did have that one very human attribute, very horny.
- 9:22Speaker 2: Do you want to start taking this in the alphabetical order?
- 9:24Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, So basically, Berylaine is beginning her campaign to
- 9:29Speaker 1: get together with Goalade. Do you think we should send
- 9:32Speaker 1: an emissary over there? The leader seems pretty interesting. I mean,
- 9:35Speaker 1: I feel like we should talk to them. Maybe I
- 9:37Speaker 1: could talk. I mean, I'm a queen, right I could Yeah, yeah,
- 9:40Speaker 1: I could totally be helpful. M mmm. Like she's beginning
- 9:43Speaker 1: a campaign that will last for a while at this point, I.
- 9:46Speaker 2: Mean yeah, I mean, and it will end up successfully, right, right,
- 9:49Speaker 2: she ends.
- 9:49Speaker 3: Up and she will win that campaign because it's a
- 9:52Speaker 3: it's a good solution rights as Fay says, Like, I
- 9:54Speaker 3: suggested that she go do that, and I didn't think
- 9:58Speaker 3: it would be a white leader of the white cloaks.
- 10:00Speaker 2: Okay, fine, sidebar. What the hell's a finger root tree?
- 10:04Speaker 1: I'm assuming a mangrove type thing, except this is not
- 10:08Speaker 1: next to the ocean. And I don't know about freshwater mangroves,
- 10:11Speaker 1: but that was my thought, was a freshwater mangrove because
- 10:14Speaker 1: those have very fingery roots.
- 10:17Speaker 2: You know, I'll buy what you're selling.
- 10:19Speaker 1: I mean, peaches are poison in this world, so why
- 10:22Speaker 1: not freshwater mangroves, right, sure? Why not?
- 10:24Speaker 2: Why not?
- 10:24Speaker 1: We've got to mention about the size and flow of
- 10:28Speaker 1: the population in the camp. We've got some people who
- 10:30Speaker 1: are leaving on foot. Despite the gateway issue, They're still
- 10:33Speaker 1: willing to take their chances. And even so, they have
- 10:36Speaker 1: twenty five thousand refugees preparing to be infantry.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Yeah, and about ten thousand they sent through gateways before
- 10:44Speaker 2: the dome went up, Right, So they got rid of
- 10:46Speaker 2: all the people who didn't want to fight, all the
- 10:47Speaker 2: people who were like all the wounded people, all the elderly,
- 10:52Speaker 2: all the kids. Right, those people are.
- 10:53Speaker 1: All gone, most of them anyway, most of.
- 10:55Speaker 2: Them are gone. And what they're left with is a
- 10:58Speaker 2: force who have found a talent for fighting right before
- 11:01Speaker 2: the last battle, which is like, well, I mean, if
- 11:04Speaker 2: you know at that point like you're going to be
- 11:05Speaker 2: in the last battle, it's like I better learn as
- 11:06Speaker 2: quickly as possible. I guarantee these people are dedicated to
- 11:09Speaker 2: being like, well, if I'm going to survive.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Right, And even the ones that wanted to leave, if
- 11:14Speaker 1: they don't get the chance to leave, they're probably gonna
- 11:16Speaker 1: turns out they were kind of able bodied and kind
- 11:19Speaker 1: of willing to be pushed over, right, Like if you're
- 11:21Speaker 1: triaging out the least fightable people first. Yeah, even the
- 11:25Speaker 1: ones that still want to leave intellectually are going to
- 11:27Speaker 1: be able to be conscripted when shit hits the fan.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Let me get to this annoying part where Fayl says
- 11:33Speaker 1: that it bothers paren when people think he did something
- 11:36Speaker 1: wrong as long as the white cloaks and Sissy's a
- 11:38Speaker 1: murderer whose name is not clear, and like, who cares
- 11:40Speaker 1: what the stupid white bar I know, right, these are
- 11:43Speaker 1: not people. These are avowed hate group lynched people like
- 11:49Speaker 1: these are not people whose opinion you need to care about.
- 11:52Speaker 2: It's like when if the KKK was like you're a murderer,
- 11:54Speaker 2: I'd be like, yeah, I don't care if you think that, Like.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Exactly, It's like some people you are not meant to
- 12:00Speaker 1: appeal to.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Oh, I guess the only issue is that, like, you know,
- 12:03Speaker 2: some of those that on forces of the same that
- 12:06Speaker 2: burn crosses.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it matters legally if they're going to
- 12:09Speaker 1: be going after you with the force of law or not.
- 12:12Speaker 1: I mean it matters in that sense, but it is
- 12:15Speaker 1: I don't know if I feels like, well, he wants
- 12:17Speaker 1: people to think good of him, like the white Cloaks
- 12:19Speaker 1: have given up being qualified as people at this point, and.
- 12:23Speaker 2: Their their opinion of him will never be rational, right,
- 12:27Speaker 2: Like even Gawd's like, well, he's a dark friend because
- 12:30Speaker 2: he has golden eyes and that's enough to condemn him exactly,
- 12:32Speaker 2: you know, and then has to like be convinced that
- 12:34Speaker 2: that's not the truth.
- 12:36Speaker 1: And it's like, dude, yeah, I'm like, I don't care
- 12:38Speaker 1: for your morality at all, at all, at all. I
- 12:42Speaker 1: just I don't subscribe to your entire cosmology.
- 12:45Speaker 2: I think that's why we've all everyone rolls their eyes
- 12:47Speaker 2: at this sort of trial. This is just like what
- 12:50Speaker 2: it's really just a moment parents using it both to
- 12:53Speaker 2: stall and as an up chance to persuade Galid to
- 12:56Speaker 2: his side. He's not using it, Like, I just don't
- 13:00Speaker 2: feel like he would not saying he wouldn't accept the punishment,
- 13:04Speaker 2: but it's just it's such a dumb thing that he
- 13:06Speaker 2: would accept punishment for the White Cloaks. Just such a
- 13:08Speaker 2: dumb thing. And I think he says it earlier when
- 13:11Speaker 2: he's like, I would never let them actually take.
- 13:13Speaker 1: Me, right, But then he does this whole like loop
- 13:15Speaker 1: de loop thing of like I will submit to whatever
- 13:19Speaker 1: you say after the last battle, and then Galade gets
- 13:22Speaker 1: to do the switcheroo where it's like, well, I order
- 13:24Speaker 1: you to pay a very reasonable fee to the families
- 13:27Speaker 1: of the people you killed, but that's.
- 13:29Speaker 2: It, and fighting the Lifesauce battle to your you know, right, and.
- 13:32Speaker 1: It's like okay, great, cool, so you get to both
- 13:34Speaker 1: walk away with your highs intact, but like, yeah, the
- 13:37Speaker 1: part we're giving moral high ground to the White Cloaks
- 13:40Speaker 1: that they have absolutely already surrendered like so long ago.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Right right. I also don't really like this part of
- 13:48Speaker 2: Fayla where she's like comparing. She's like, well, I think
- 13:50Speaker 2: my husband's hot, but he's a different kind of hot,
- 13:53Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, fuck you, Like I don't know.
- 13:56Speaker 2: The stained glass cabinet comparison bothered me a little bit.
- 14:01Speaker 1: I didn't like it, Like I get I really preferred
- 14:04Speaker 1: rands line of like, how can you compare two sunrises?
- 14:06Speaker 1: I thought that was a much better way to say
- 14:08Speaker 1: everyone has their own beauty than like, well, this one's
- 14:11Speaker 1: meant to be looked at and this one's practical. And
- 14:13Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. That feels a little body.
- 14:15Speaker 1: She may still I don't know. Yeah, I'm all for
- 14:19Speaker 1: objectifying people for being pretty, and I'm all for everyone
- 14:23Speaker 1: being hot, but this comparison did sort of land a
- 14:26Speaker 1: little flat.
- 14:27Speaker 2: Same and I understand the comparison he was going to,
- 14:29Speaker 2: but it again, it's just like I feels just too
- 14:33Speaker 2: much into parent for this to even be for her
- 14:36Speaker 2: to be putting gollat on that kind of pedestal right.
- 14:39Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, I don't know. I think
- 14:41Speaker 1: there's a lot of different kinds of attractiveness. I just
- 14:43Speaker 1: feel like pretty versus practical was not the comparison I
- 14:46Speaker 1: would go for. I would have gone for something more
- 14:48Speaker 1: like like a really like fancy, delicate, like caught like
- 14:53Speaker 1: a tower turret, versus like just a really well built
- 14:57Speaker 1: like log cabin with like kick ass windows and like
- 14:59Speaker 1: an awesome replace still luxurious, still very very nice. Not
- 15:04Speaker 1: oh it's practical instead, and I prefer like that's that's
- 15:07Speaker 1: like the health nut bullshit. Well, I don't eat chocolate,
- 15:09Speaker 1: I eat carab right, like I don't need pretty things,
- 15:12Speaker 1: I just need practical things. Like No, I feel like
- 15:15Speaker 1: a lot is like a very delicate kind of beauty,
- 15:18Speaker 1: whereas parent is a very sturdy kind of beauty. They're
- 15:21Speaker 1: both beautiful. One of them is much better to be
- 15:24Speaker 1: in during like a serious windstorm, though, for sure. But
- 15:27Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. The cabinet felt a little
- 15:31Speaker 1: downgrady to parent, Like parent's more than a cabinet.
- 15:33Speaker 4: Man.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Yeah, this this feels more like a comparison that Beryline
- 15:37Speaker 2: should have made in her head, not one that foul
- 15:39Speaker 2: in her head. That's how I feel about this one, right, Like, yes.
- 15:43Speaker 1: It's it's a fine comparison, not from Fayel.
- 15:45Speaker 2: Yes, exactly exactly. That's my objection is not the comparison.
- 15:49Speaker 2: My objection is this is what Fayelle's saying.
- 15:51Speaker 1: No, yeah, yeah, yeah totally. If Berylin had said it, it
- 15:56Speaker 1: would have been like, well that is the way you
- 15:57Speaker 1: look at the world, Berlin, And yeah, Fuji like bearded
- 16:00Speaker 1: blacksmith versus like model prints like, yeah, those are very
- 16:06Speaker 1: It's just it's just different.
- 16:07Speaker 2: It's just I mean, at least she could have compared
- 16:09Speaker 2: them to like Gimly and legal less right, I think
- 16:13Speaker 2: that would have been.
- 16:16Speaker 1: Well, now we're contaminating ips so.
- 16:21Speaker 2: And then I also fucking hate the whole like Morgaze
- 16:24Speaker 2: didn't tell us who she really is. I feel betrayed.
- 16:29Speaker 1: I mean, I like that she's honest about that. Actually,
- 16:32Speaker 1: her issue, her real issue, is that Morgaze is going
- 16:34Speaker 1: to presume to judge Paris yes, and that she's like, Okay,
- 16:37Speaker 1: maybe I'm being a little irrational because of the whole
- 16:39Speaker 1: husband thing, and I'm like, thank you.
- 16:41Speaker 2: That is that is You're right. She does sort of
- 16:43Speaker 2: make up for that, but I just find it annoying
- 16:45Speaker 2: that yeah.
- 16:48Speaker 1: Well, I mean and Aleandra has no such excuse. Leandra
- 16:51Speaker 1: is just like, well, I feel deceived by her, and
- 16:55Speaker 1: it's like, I mean, you met the real her when
- 16:58Speaker 1: you were trying to get out that burned out basement.
- 17:01Speaker 1: You know, that was as real of a version of
- 17:03Speaker 1: her as anyone's ever seen.
- 17:04Speaker 2: And just because she wasn't queen anymore, it doesn't mean
- 17:07Speaker 2: that she like doesn't she's not Queen anymore, right, And
- 17:10Speaker 2: it doesn't she doesn't. You don't deserve to know about
- 17:12Speaker 2: her past, right.
- 17:14Speaker 1: She was not doing active queen subterfuge stuff. She was
- 17:17Speaker 1: not like literally incognito as the queenating you as a
- 17:21Speaker 1: common fool.
- 17:22Speaker 4: Like.
- 17:22Speaker 1: She was just surviving like everyone else.
- 17:25Speaker 2: Exact exactly exactly. And the knowledge that she used to
- 17:29Speaker 2: be queen more gazed in no way helps her survive.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I mean I think it's a worthy conversation
- 17:35Speaker 1: for them to have on page. It would be weird
- 17:36Speaker 1: if they just like brushed by it like it never happened.
- 17:39Speaker 1: Like having messy emotional reactions to that is something that's
- 17:43Speaker 1: worth working out. But yeah, it is funny that Beryline's
- 17:47Speaker 1: the one who's most like y'all are being really petty
- 17:51Speaker 1: about this. Yeah, Berylaine, of all people, is the one
- 17:54Speaker 1: who has the most grounded perspective.
- 17:56Speaker 2: She is practical in certain ways. Right. That's the one
- 17:59Speaker 2: thing that I've always respected about Berlaine is, Yes, she's
- 18:02Speaker 2: got that sexy trope going on, but she's very smart
- 18:04Speaker 2: about the way she uses it. It's not just the
- 18:06Speaker 2: one thing that she has to throw at everybody.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Yeah, and also she really understands doing what you have
- 18:11Speaker 1: to do to survive. Like, if there's any ruler who
- 18:15Speaker 1: understands making very complicated compromises, it's the first of mayn.
- 18:20Speaker 2: She her only blind spot is that she doesn't understand simplicity.
- 18:23Speaker 2: She thinks everybody's plotting really complicated plots, and yeah, that's
- 18:28Speaker 2: not always true. And it's the same thing with the Kyrie,
- 18:31Speaker 2: and AND's had that problem with Rand. Marilane's got the
- 18:33Speaker 2: problem with paren which is, Wow, he's doing all these
- 18:36Speaker 2: really simple, obvious moves. He must have a very complicated motive.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Right right. Whereas you know, Margaze say what she will
- 18:45Speaker 1: about what she was doing, but she was not simple, right,
- 18:48Speaker 1: What she was doing was complicated. Yes, she was doing
- 18:50Speaker 1: does make sense to a crafty, politically minded person. It's
- 18:54Speaker 1: easy to see what she was thinking.
- 19:08Speaker 2: So during this conversation, the bubble of evil hits.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Yeah, and this is a pretty mid bubble of evil.
- 19:15Speaker 1: I would say it's cool, and that it weaponizes the
- 19:17Speaker 1: weapons We've seen that happen a couple of times before.
- 19:19Speaker 1: I do like the idea that weapons of war are
- 19:22Speaker 1: particularly prone to the dark ones touch, because violence is
- 19:26Speaker 1: an evil that erodes at the dark ones prison. Like
- 19:29Speaker 1: that makes sense to me as a recurring theme.
- 19:31Speaker 2: Yeah, because then we've seen what was a parent's axe
- 19:33Speaker 2: came alive, right, that was the whole thing we've seen before.
- 19:36Speaker 2: And he had to like put the axe through the
- 19:38Speaker 2: door and that nearly killed the person on the other
- 19:40Speaker 2: side because they were banging on the door and protecting
- 19:43Speaker 2: fi Yeel and all that kind of stuff. And so
- 19:45Speaker 2: it's like, oh, yeah, this what if it happened to
- 19:46Speaker 2: everybody all at once?
- 19:48Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, we're scaling up, right. It's not just the
- 19:50Speaker 1: Taverance personal weapon, it's every single weapon in the entire
- 19:54Speaker 1: space near the Taveran.
- 19:56Speaker 2: And I really like the way they fight them when
- 19:58Speaker 2: they figure out that, oh, if you put them in
- 20:00Speaker 2: the dirt, they go inactive. And then the conclusion, what
- 20:04Speaker 2: if you throw a dirt at it? Right? I think
- 20:05Speaker 2: that's very clever for fo Yield to have come up
- 20:07Speaker 2: with and like as a solution to the bubble of evil.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm wondering if you can, like off the
- 20:13Speaker 1: top of your head, think of some good like metaphysical
- 20:16Speaker 1: reason for why the dirt is what ends the evil animation.
- 20:21Speaker 2: It's grounding out right, I think of it like electricity.
- 20:24Speaker 1: That was how I was thinking of it too. I
- 20:26Speaker 1: was wondering if we would have different thoughts or not.
- 20:28Speaker 2: The only issue with that is when you're throwing it
- 20:29Speaker 2: in the air, then there's no actual connection to the ground,
- 20:32Speaker 2: and so it like wouldn't actually ground out.
- 20:34Speaker 1: Well it's not literally electricity, it is magic, so yeah,
- 20:38Speaker 1: it is magic, right yeah, yeah, yeah, So then the
- 20:40Speaker 1: metaphysics only works so far in terms of like, but
- 20:44Speaker 1: the idea that you were grounding the magic and that
- 20:47Speaker 1: or the evil out of the viam and it be
- 20:49Speaker 1: goes into the ground and seeps away kind of appeals
- 20:52Speaker 1: to me like life blanded fools saying the dragon is
- 20:55Speaker 1: one with the land, like putting it to the land,
- 20:59Speaker 1: turn to the the dragon can take care of this. Okay, yeah, no,
- 21:03Speaker 1: I okay, yeah. That was basically my thought as well,
- 21:05Speaker 1: was as something about grounding connecting to the earth, like
- 21:09Speaker 1: the planet is solid in a way that the Dark
- 21:11Speaker 1: One is not.
- 21:12Speaker 2: Yeah, and in a way that the Dark One is
- 21:14Speaker 2: sort of he's corrupting the sky down first, in a
- 21:18Speaker 2: lot of words, its climate because he's been able to
- 21:20Speaker 2: control the weather first, and then sort of as that
- 21:23Speaker 2: miasma goes down into the ground. He's starting to be
- 21:26Speaker 2: able to corrupt crops and food stuffs and products and
- 21:31Speaker 2: stuff like that.
- 21:32Speaker 1: And then in the next book we see the metal
- 21:35Speaker 1: melting Bubble of Evil where the only thing that still
- 21:38Speaker 1: works is stone, and it's like, okay, even refined earth
- 21:41Speaker 1: materials aren't safe anywhere. Now you have to just work
- 21:44Speaker 1: with the raw materials of the earth that no human
- 21:47Speaker 1: intention has ever touched. Oh no, that's good. That's good.
- 21:52Speaker 1: That has a cosmological spiral to it.
- 21:54Speaker 2: That is nice, And I think it agrees with the
- 21:56Speaker 2: clouds in the World of Dreams and the storm that's
- 21:59Speaker 2: tearing it apart totally.
- 22:01Speaker 1: No, I like that. And also we get in this
- 22:04Speaker 1: bubble of evil a lot of good teamwork, right. We
- 22:06Speaker 1: get Barreling and Fayeel working together. We get Fayel figuring
- 22:11Speaker 1: stuff out that then translates to the AEEL. There's a
- 22:14Speaker 1: lot of the camp quickly moving information around, the technology
- 22:17Speaker 1: of throwing dirt at the weapons spreads quickly. But also
- 22:20Speaker 1: we get you know, Fayel and Beryline having a little
- 22:23Speaker 1: bit of a trauma bond, right, They actually go through
- 22:25Speaker 1: something serious and real and scary, and it actually erodes
- 22:30Speaker 1: some of the tension between them.
- 22:31Speaker 2: Mm hmm. He got a wound, rub some dirt in it.
- 22:34Speaker 1: It's kind of neighbor throw dirt at him, that's funny. Yeah, No,
- 22:40Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, dirt. We live in a too clean world.
- 22:43Speaker 1: You know, your your microbiome is lacking dirt.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what I always wonder about that. I mean,
- 22:51Speaker 2: I know. The one thing that that I learned recently
- 22:54Speaker 2: is just how common parasites used to be in people
- 22:57Speaker 2: and how much. Yeah, systems are kind of trained to
- 23:01Speaker 2: be constantly fighting parasites in your system, and without the
- 23:06Speaker 2: presence of parasites, it's possible a lot of the autoimmune
- 23:09Speaker 2: disorders and a lot of the like the allergies that
- 23:11Speaker 2: have sprung up is an overactive immune system that lacks
- 23:15Speaker 2: a foe like a parasite to fight against, and so
- 23:18Speaker 2: then it just makes up shit to fight. Well.
- 23:21Speaker 1: I hate that hypothesis.
- 23:24Speaker 2: Because because the human condition for so long has been
- 23:27Speaker 2: you have parasites, and now we have drugs that stop that.
- 23:31Speaker 1: And I am not going back to being riddled with parasites, no,
- 23:35Speaker 1: thank you.
- 23:37Speaker 2: But maybe we can make the immune system less crazy. Right,
- 23:40Speaker 2: there's sort of this idea that maybe maybe we could
- 23:42Speaker 2: do something that way or give it something else to
- 23:44Speaker 2: fight if that's the problem. Yeah, it's like.
- 23:47Speaker 1: Let's give you a fake parasite so your immune system
- 23:49Speaker 1: will stop chewing on you.
- 23:50Speaker 2: Yeah, on d right, there's there's there's this idea that like,
- 23:53Speaker 2: you know, we leave live in a world is just
- 23:55Speaker 2: too damn clean, and our bodies are are designed to
- 23:58Speaker 2: live in a much dirtier world where we're infected with
- 24:01Speaker 2: all sorts of things, and we die a lot younger.
- 24:04Speaker 1: Right, Well, yes, I say, also a lot of people
- 24:05Speaker 1: with autoimmune disorders don't get to live into their adulthood
- 24:09Speaker 1: in that pre germ theory parasite riddled world. They die
- 24:13Speaker 1: much much younger.
- 24:14Speaker 2: Right right, right, right, But they don't have heologies.
- 24:17Speaker 1: No, because they're deady dead. But no, that's an interesting
- 24:25Speaker 1: angle of attack on the Why are immune systems as
- 24:28Speaker 1: much hindrance as help sometimes and.
- 24:31Speaker 2: Why can they just go over zealous and attack your body?
- 24:33Speaker 2: And it's because, like parasites have all these mechanisms to
- 24:36Speaker 2: remain hidden in your system, and so your body sometimes
- 24:39Speaker 2: will overreact at minor stimulus thinking it's parasite.
- 24:43Speaker 1: Fascinating because clearly parasites are bad. It's in the name.
- 24:46Speaker 1: They're bad for you. You're not supposed to have things
- 24:49Speaker 1: sapping away at your vital life force. But there is
- 24:52Speaker 1: such a thing as going too far, at least in terms,
- 24:54Speaker 1: because I mean also, like our bodies are not designed
- 24:57Speaker 1: to operate under into an optimal state, right, Like we're
- 25:01Speaker 1: just cobbled together systems that haven't killed us yet, so
- 25:04Speaker 1: like sloppy.
- 25:06Speaker 2: And we just survive long enough to reproduce. That's the
- 25:08Speaker 2: whole point.
- 25:09Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, exactly. I mean, this is why cancer is
- 25:12Speaker 1: becoming more and more prevalent, because we're getting rid of
- 25:14Speaker 1: all the things that kill you before cancer. Right, Eventually,
- 25:18Speaker 1: cancer sall that's left. I mean, there's lots of reasons
- 25:21Speaker 1: why there's more cancer, but a big part of it
- 25:23Speaker 1: is we're just reducing a lot of the other things
- 25:26Speaker 1: that have killed people.
- 25:27Speaker 2: People are living longer, and if you live long enough
- 25:29Speaker 2: eventually and.
- 25:30Speaker 1: Are surviving, wilder things right right, Like so many things
- 25:33Speaker 1: that would have killed people are not just just a
- 25:36Speaker 1: flesh wound rather than a death sentence.
- 25:38Speaker 2: And so yeah, complicated, no, And if you look at history,
- 25:42Speaker 2: just how many people were killed by big cats and snakes,
- 25:45Speaker 2: you know.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Yeah, I have personally never had to seriously avoid a
- 25:49Speaker 1: large cat or a snake in my entire life.
- 25:51Speaker 2: Small cats, on the other hand, have fucked me up
- 25:53Speaker 2: pretty good.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Well, yes, there's that, And I do make choices too
- 25:59Speaker 1: of way to being a snack for a big cat.
- 26:01Speaker 1: That is a thing I think about when I go
- 26:03Speaker 1: into the woods. I've just never actually seen a big
- 26:06Speaker 1: cat in all of that.
- 26:07Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't see it.
- 26:09Speaker 1: I have seen some videos from people being stalked by cats,
- 26:11Speaker 1: which are upsetting.
- 26:15Speaker 2: So yeah, an end of the bubble of evil? Right,
- 26:19Speaker 2: spread the word take down the bubble of evil. They survive.
- 26:21Speaker 2: We'll get a recap later on in the chapter as
- 26:24Speaker 2: to what happens, but we pov switch to more Gaze
- 26:27Speaker 2: and Gallaude in his tent.
- 26:29Speaker 1: Yes, having a much needed heart to heart discussion about
- 26:33Speaker 1: the situation without an audience.
- 26:35Speaker 2: Where they don't appear to be affected by the bubble
- 26:38Speaker 2: of evil.
- 26:39Speaker 1: Yeah, the bubble of evil seems to be very localized
- 26:41Speaker 1: to parents camp because they're in the White Cloak camp.
- 26:44Speaker 1: This conversation is happening to three miles down the road,
- 26:47Speaker 1: I think.
- 26:48Speaker 2: And we find out via Tam that it's not happening
- 26:51Speaker 2: in any of the surrounding villages either.
- 26:53Speaker 1: Yeah, the radius for this stuff is much smaller than
- 26:55Speaker 1: the dome of transportation fuckery. So basic. Margueze is saying,
- 27:01Speaker 1: it's not your fault that I got screwed over by
- 27:03Speaker 1: the White Cloaks. It's like, okay for you to not
- 27:07Speaker 1: feel guilty about that, which got replies, well, I can
- 27:10Speaker 1: feel guilty about misaccusing Valda before I killed him, although
- 27:14Speaker 1: I don't feel guilty about killing him. He still needed killed.
- 27:17Speaker 2: He still raped her, right, It's basically what they're saying. Yeah, right,
- 27:19Speaker 2: It's like, yes, you were still alive and I killed
- 27:22Speaker 2: him for raping and killing you, but he still raped you,
- 27:24Speaker 2: so worth worthy death. I'm not gonna I will have
- 27:27Speaker 2: to announce that, yes, he didn't kill you, because you're
- 27:29Speaker 2: obviously still alive. And if I base my ownership or
- 27:33Speaker 2: commander command post in the White Cloaks on this idea
- 27:36Speaker 2: that I killed him for killing you and you're still alive,
- 27:39Speaker 2: well that's now I have a flaw in my power structure.
- 27:42Speaker 2: But after talking to Morgaze, he's able to figure out
- 27:45Speaker 2: that there was a legitimate reason for killing him and
- 27:48Speaker 2: so his power base is not unstable. He just has
- 27:51Speaker 2: to put out a statement.
- 27:53Speaker 1: Right right, which no one ever cares about, but whatever,
- 27:56Speaker 1: And we get a good insight from her, which is
- 27:59Speaker 1: some of the Sanderson's better cliche, but it works for
- 28:03Speaker 1: me writing she should have realized he'd be attracted to
- 28:06Speaker 1: the white cloaks for their vision of a world that
- 28:08Speaker 1: was black and white. Could she have prepared him better,
- 28:11Speaker 1: shown him that the world was not black and white,
- 28:13Speaker 1: It wasn't even gray. It was full of colors that
- 28:15Speaker 1: sometimes didn't fit into any spectrum of morality. I freaking
- 28:20Speaker 1: love that line. It feels so cliche and yet so true,
- 28:24Speaker 1: you know.
- 28:24Speaker 2: Well, And one of the things that I really wish
- 28:28Speaker 2: that we'd addressed is like, why why didn't she like
- 28:30Speaker 2: it feels like that was part of her upbringing of
- 28:32Speaker 2: those kids, you know, was Gallad excluded for that? Because
- 28:35Speaker 2: I feel like Elaine talks about this all the time,
- 28:38Speaker 2: you know, and so like what was he missing? What
- 28:41Speaker 2: did she get? Is it just because Elaine was the
- 28:43Speaker 2: next daughter heir and so Morgay spent more time with
- 28:46Speaker 2: her teaching her about these lessons.
- 28:48Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's what it is. Because he wasn't
- 28:50Speaker 1: even going to be first Prince of the Sword, right.
- 28:53Speaker 1: She tried to give him as much attention, but you
- 28:55Speaker 1: just can't when he's the step son who's not going
- 28:59Speaker 1: to have have an official position in the structure. Like
- 29:02Speaker 1: as much as she wanted to love him as a
- 29:03Speaker 1: mother as a queen, she did kind of end up
- 29:07Speaker 1: focusing on the other two more, I think, right, But
- 29:10Speaker 1: I just love the It's not black, gray and white.
- 29:13Speaker 1: It's all kinds of colors that are hard to classify
- 29:17Speaker 1: and don't fit linearly like you obviously, the autism spectrum
- 29:20Speaker 1: great example, but also just every other binary that I
- 29:24Speaker 1: refuse to accept because binaries are dumb. I just I
- 29:28Speaker 1: like it. Spectrums of things that don't fit onto a
- 29:31Speaker 1: moral scale is just yes, we need more people in
- 29:35Speaker 1: the Wheela time universe learning this. You'd think that the
- 29:37Speaker 1: Queen of England, I mean and Or would have done
- 29:40Speaker 1: a better job of like exporting that kind of intellectual
- 29:46Speaker 1: thought rather than just the Andorans are prudes. Like the
- 29:51Speaker 1: Queen has some pretty cool philosophy, but we're gonna focus
- 29:54Speaker 1: on having high necklines as our soft power. Like Okay,
- 29:58Speaker 1: I don't know, that's a weird choice to me. But whatever.
- 30:01Speaker 2: They talk about parent a little bit. You know, Morgae
- 30:04Speaker 2: is saying he's a good man gollad saying he has
- 30:06Speaker 2: to pay, or saying maybe he shouldn't pay, right, Like,
- 30:10Speaker 2: isn't that necessarily? Good men can do bad things occasionally,
- 30:15Speaker 2: and sometimes punishing them is just punishing a good man
- 30:17Speaker 2: who made a mistake. Hint, hint, hint hint. We're going
- 30:19Speaker 2: to set up a reason, but is basically setting up
- 30:22Speaker 2: the glad giving parent a non punishment at the.
- 30:24Speaker 1: End, right right, a punishment that fits the whole situation,
- 30:30Speaker 1: not just the objective crime because parent feels bad about it.
- 30:34Speaker 1: So okay, make amends, like literally give restitution to the widow. Okay,
- 30:39Speaker 1: cool or not the widow, but you know, the parents.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Whatever. When I sentence you to serve in the lost battle,
- 30:44Speaker 2: which he was going to do anyway you're going to
- 30:46Speaker 2: do anyway, it's like time served, you know.
- 30:48Speaker 1: Yeah, basically basically yeah. So they do all this philosophical
- 30:53Speaker 1: back and forth stuff. They talk about Lenny and like
- 30:57Speaker 1: would he have tortured and killed Lenny to a point
- 31:00Speaker 1: and if he makes an exception for her, then does
- 31:03Speaker 1: that make his actions actually still really terrible if you
- 31:06Speaker 1: would like accept her from them just because he knows her, Like, yes, hey,
- 31:09Speaker 1: you're backed into a corner, Dick Waffle.
- 31:12Speaker 2: And then he sort of says, I do like him
- 31:15Speaker 2: going back to the original text and saying, you know,
- 31:17Speaker 2: the even though he uses the word witches for I
- 31:20Speaker 2: said eye, which is completely pejorative and terrible, but he
- 31:24Speaker 2: does say, hey, you know, at least our original text
- 31:27Speaker 2: doesn't say that all women who use the power are corrupt.
- 31:30Speaker 2: It just says people who have the power can be corrupted,
- 31:33Speaker 2: and it's something to look out for, which I mean
- 31:35Speaker 2: black aja, right, Like.
- 31:37Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, I mean the forsaken right, Like this is
- 31:40Speaker 1: a reasonable take given history, in.
- 31:42Speaker 2: The same way that like money corrupts, right, we see
- 31:44Speaker 2: a lot of people with money, you know a lot
- 31:45Speaker 2: of people in politics who are corrupted. But it doesn't
- 31:48Speaker 2: mean we should go around slaughtering those people necessarily.
- 31:51Speaker 1: And it also doesn't mean that everyone who owns a
- 31:54Speaker 1: business of any size is equally corrupt to like the
- 31:58Speaker 1: biggest mega corporation people, right, like the people.
- 32:01Speaker 2: Having money healthcare CEOs.
- 32:03Speaker 1: On the other hand, Yeah, it's like not everyone who
- 32:06Speaker 1: has a savings account is equally the problem.
- 32:09Speaker 2: Here, you know, right, not all of us who invested
- 32:11Speaker 2: in the stock market are the problem. Right, just because
- 32:13Speaker 2: our retirement's tied up with it doesn't mean like we're
- 32:17Speaker 2: the stock older owners that are dominating the way the
- 32:21Speaker 2: economy is being crushed because like all the people who
- 32:24Speaker 2: own retirement stock own like ten percent of the stock market,
- 32:27Speaker 2: if that right, And it's like the other ninety percent
- 32:29Speaker 2: is dominated by people with lots of money.
- 32:31Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, money is not the problem. The one
- 32:34Speaker 1: power is not the problem. It's the institutions that allow
- 32:37Speaker 1: individuals to collect far too much influence with that power
- 32:41Speaker 1: or money that are the problem. Which is a good insight.
- 32:45Speaker 1: I appreciate that the founder of the Children had his
- 32:47Speaker 1: head not completely screwed on the wrong way.
- 32:49Speaker 2: And the think about the one power is you've kind
- 32:51Speaker 2: of limited by how much you've got. You've got what
- 32:52Speaker 2: you got. You can't like gain more power through corruption.
- 32:56Speaker 1: And not just anyone can have it. Right in theory,
- 32:59Speaker 1: any and the individual can accumulate money, can accumulate wealth.
- 33:03Speaker 1: You cannot manifest the genetic ability to channel the one
- 33:07Speaker 1: power by hustling, right, It's just not like the same
- 33:10Speaker 1: mechanic does not exist it's like one of the few
- 33:13Speaker 1: things even the dark one can't grant, right, you know,
- 33:15Speaker 1: it's a whole thing, Pence layer, right, Right, And then
- 33:19Speaker 1: Marguez gives him a story about the one time that
- 33:23Speaker 1: she knows she sentenced an innocent man to death on accident,
- 33:27Speaker 1: the one time she is positive that she made a mistake.
- 33:31Speaker 1: And let's extrapolate that to all the things that a
- 33:34Speaker 1: ruler is responsible for and the complexity of the human
- 33:38Speaker 1: condition and the fact that we make mistakes and we
- 33:40Speaker 1: always operate from incomplete information, and how do we handle
- 33:44Speaker 1: that morally? Which is you know, a good story. It's
- 33:47Speaker 1: I think it's good to have a ruler say there's
- 33:49Speaker 1: no way that I'm infallible, that it's just not possible.
- 33:52Speaker 1: How are we going to handle that?
- 33:54Speaker 2: And should I be executed for executing an innocent man
- 33:56Speaker 2: even though I did my best at the time.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Right, It's it's a really good discussion to have, particularly
- 34:01Speaker 1: with Gollot, particularly with a white Cloak who is so
- 34:05Speaker 1: potentially redeemable.
- 34:06Speaker 2: And the decision to swing an axe versus setting someone
- 34:09Speaker 2: to death is you know, there are different kinds of
- 34:12Speaker 2: decisions but similar in a lot of ways.
- 34:14Speaker 1: Right, So your voice is unlikely to leap out of
- 34:17Speaker 1: your face and start trying to attack you the way
- 34:19Speaker 1: an axe might.
- 34:21Speaker 2: Right, But it's either way, your actions directly are leading
- 34:24Speaker 2: to somebody's death, right, right, and you have to take
- 34:27Speaker 2: responsibility for that. And occasionally, if you're in the business
- 34:32Speaker 2: of doling out deaths justified or otherwise, you're eventually going
- 34:36Speaker 2: to make a mistake, right, which is why I don't
- 34:39Speaker 2: believe government should have the authority to kill people.
- 34:42Speaker 1: But that's yeah, capital punishment is not good.
- 34:47Speaker 2: It can never be undone or you can never be
- 34:50Speaker 2: let out early from capital punishment.
- 34:52Speaker 1: No, no, there's always edge cases to argue about, but yeah,
- 34:57Speaker 1: broadly speaking, capital punishment is bad for US society.
- 35:01Speaker 2: I remember having a one of my first debates in
- 35:04Speaker 2: like middle school where they make you debate political topics
- 35:06Speaker 2: in government or whatever, and I was assigned the pro
- 35:10Speaker 2: death penalty argument, and I had to come up with
- 35:12Speaker 2: arguments pro death penalty, and I remember at the end
- 35:14Speaker 2: of it, the only thing I'd come up with was, well,
- 35:16Speaker 2: the world's overpopulated. It reduces world population. And I think
- 35:21Speaker 2: my teacher I was loo was terrible. But it's like,
- 35:25Speaker 2: I can't come up with a good decent argument for
- 35:27Speaker 2: capital punishment. So that was my argument. I think that
- 35:31Speaker 2: was the first time where I went, oh, maybe this
- 35:33Speaker 2: isn't a good thing.
- 35:34Speaker 1: I mean, that's a really good outcome of that exercise
- 35:36Speaker 1: in middle school. That's why you should do that.
- 35:38Speaker 2: This was also Texas, right, so I think everybody else
- 35:41Speaker 2: had also like, oh, it punishes criminals and this and that,
- 35:44Speaker 2: and I was like, hmm.
- 35:45Speaker 1: Yeah, it reduces resource demands. Yeah, you can say that, which.
- 35:49Speaker 2: Is kind of bullshit because actually trying someone for the
- 35:53Speaker 2: death penalty takes so many resources that it's millions of
- 35:57Speaker 2: dollars in resources to do the trial and the judge
- 35:59Speaker 2: and everything, because they get so many peals.
- 36:02Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's a dumb thing for us to have
- 36:05Speaker 1: as part of our judicial system. Edge case is nowithstanding
- 36:09Speaker 1: like god, So Galada and more Gaze get interrupted by
- 36:13Speaker 1: news of the weapons bubble of evil and we need
- 36:17Speaker 1: another delay. And Galad is now unsettled enough by Morgaze's
- 36:21Speaker 1: philosophical questions that he's like, fine, I will refuse to
- 36:25Speaker 1: answer the question, which is effectively saying yes, we can delay.
- 36:28Speaker 2: I will consider it. Okay, well consider it for a
- 36:31Speaker 2: couple of days. While we delay.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, go ahead and consider that for oh seventy
- 36:35Speaker 1: two hours, thank you, And then we switch back over
- 36:39Speaker 1: to Parin for a little debrief aftermath of what the
- 36:43Speaker 1: bubble was like.
- 36:44Speaker 2: Right, You've got days of healing to get to everybody
- 36:46Speaker 2: because you have a limited number of channelers, and basically
- 36:48Speaker 2: everyone in the camp had to fight a weapon. So
- 36:51Speaker 2: I'm actually surprised there's so few deaths, Like that's one
- 36:54Speaker 2: where you're talking about, like, oh, percent of your army
- 36:58Speaker 2: should be dead.
- 36:59Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm guessing that maybe a lot of them were
- 37:01Speaker 1: working with staffs which would have not reacted the way
- 37:06Speaker 1: the edged weapons would have. And then also just people
- 37:09Speaker 1: got the memo about dirt real real fast. Probably also
- 37:11Speaker 1: a lot of people figured out dirt spontaneously at the
- 37:13Speaker 1: same time, because of course you would try to stab
- 37:16Speaker 1: something into the ground to hold it there.
- 37:17Speaker 2: And I suppose the door that like parent did, right, Yeah.
- 37:20Speaker 1: Exactly exactly, But I imagine a lot of people tried to
- 37:25Speaker 1: put their daggers into the ground when they jumped out,
- 37:28Speaker 1: like Bareland in Figio cannot have been unique in their strategy, right.
- 37:32Speaker 2: Oh, or noticing that once one arrow or dagger goes
- 37:36Speaker 2: into the ground, it goes still, and then realizing, oh,
- 37:38Speaker 2: you can throw a dirt at the other ones.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like a lot of people would have
- 37:41Speaker 1: figured that out more or less at the same time.
- 37:43Speaker 1: But still it does seem.
- 37:44Speaker 2: Like, no, if I feel's unique and smart, no one
- 37:46Speaker 2: else could have ever figured that out.
- 37:48Speaker 1: I mean, who am I to diminish women's accomplishments, so sure,
- 37:53Speaker 1: but yeah, it does seem that they got off very
- 37:54Speaker 1: very lightly. For an army in the act of training,
- 37:58Speaker 1: getting bubble of evil in the middle of the day,
- 38:00Speaker 1: probably should have had more death. If the Taverian is
- 38:03Speaker 1: gonna bring the bubble of evil misfortune, I don't think
- 38:06Speaker 1: you should also get to have Tavereran good luck with
- 38:10Speaker 1: your athletics roles. At the same time, that feels too complicated.
- 38:15Speaker 2: I mean, there is the you have channelers who can heal, right,
- 38:18Speaker 2: so the worst of the people, if you can survive
- 38:20Speaker 2: for a little while, you can be fully healed up.
- 38:23Speaker 1: Sure. Sure, I do like Gall's comment after a husband
- 38:28Speaker 1: years since I've been shot with my own it or
- 38:29Speaker 1: so I shot myself with my own arrow.
- 38:31Speaker 2: That was funny.
- 38:32Speaker 1: I love idell humor.
- 38:34Speaker 2: That was good. Idell humor. Yeah, I feel like I've
- 38:36Speaker 2: been missing a fair amount of the ideal humor lately.
- 38:38Speaker 2: And that was a little little nugget in there. I
- 38:40Speaker 2: like the law. Yeah, we get the bit about how
- 38:42Speaker 2: is hammer didn't try and kill him? And he's like,
- 38:44Speaker 2: I wonder why, And it's like, because it's not a
- 38:45Speaker 2: fucking weapon, right, Like, yeah, Like, did.
- 38:48Speaker 1: You not spend forty five hundred pages telling us about
- 38:52Speaker 1: why why are you wondering?
- 38:53Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 38:53Speaker 1: You know why, like three chapters ago you figured that out.
- 38:56Speaker 2: Yeah, we just had a whole revelation that we talked
- 38:58Speaker 2: about how it was another time that you really lives
- 39:00Speaker 2: that the weapon, the hammer, can be chosen for work
- 39:03Speaker 2: or a weapon, and the acts can only be a
- 39:05Speaker 2: weapon and that's the difference. And like, oh my god,
- 39:07Speaker 2: you had a whole revelation about that.
- 39:09Speaker 1: Yeah. The idea that he's wondering is just like I
- 39:11Speaker 1: want to throw this book. Yeah, throw it right out
- 39:14Speaker 1: the window into the rain.
- 39:15Speaker 2: There's no progression on the characters. They just have the
- 39:18Speaker 2: same problems that they ruminate over and over and over
- 39:21Speaker 2: and over again. And and if I want to go
- 39:24Speaker 2: into like why I don't like the latest storm like
- 39:26Speaker 2: archive books as much as I like the original ones.
- 39:28Speaker 2: That's a big part of it. His characters cannot progress.
- 39:32Speaker 2: They have the same problems, they overcome them in a book,
- 39:36Speaker 2: and then the next book they're right back on the
- 39:37Speaker 2: same problem again. And a lot of people are like, well,
- 39:39Speaker 2: it's so realistic. People have the same problems. They never
- 39:42Speaker 2: really accomplish, you know, they never really get out of
- 39:44Speaker 2: their own heads. And I'm like, that's not why I'm
- 39:46Speaker 2: reading a book. I'm reading a book for character progression.
- 39:50Speaker 1: Also, like lots of people do move on through the
- 39:53Speaker 1: problems when they do actual therapy that really needs something
- 39:56Speaker 1: like you move on to the next iteration, you move
- 39:59Speaker 1: onto the next tear of the spiral. You have a
- 40:01Speaker 1: new problem, right, same pattern, new problem, like just literally
- 40:06Speaker 1: repeating it. Like that's only for people who don't go
- 40:09Speaker 1: through big revelations. If you go a truly transformative revelation,
- 40:12Speaker 1: the next time that that problem pops up, it will
- 40:15Speaker 1: be iterated in a new way.
- 40:17Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. And it just doesn't feel like Sanderson can
- 40:20Speaker 2: do that with his characters. It feels like his characters
- 40:22Speaker 2: get stuck in this mire where they literally just have
- 40:26Speaker 2: a singular problem that they go over and over and
- 40:30Speaker 2: over and over again and figure it out and then
- 40:33Speaker 2: go back right back to it, and that's boring.
- 40:37Speaker 1: Lafeblunded Fool is pointing out that maybe the lack of
- 40:39Speaker 1: therapists in these two worlds and who those therapists are
- 40:42Speaker 1: might be the problem.
- 40:44Speaker 2: What you're saying, Grendall being the only therapist in modern
- 40:47Speaker 2: Wheel of Time era is a problem.
- 40:49Speaker 1: And although I'm not familiar with storm Light property properly,
- 40:53Speaker 1: I do know the name Kaladin and that being paired
- 40:57Speaker 1: against Grandola. Yeah, that sounds like a problem.
- 40:59Speaker 2: Oh my god, the word therapist in relation to Calivian
- 41:03Speaker 2: is a whole nother fucking problem in those books. That's
- 41:08Speaker 2: we I mean, we can discuss this is not the
- 41:10Speaker 2: right form to discuss that issue, all right.
- 41:15Speaker 1: So the last thing in this section is Tam getting
- 41:19Speaker 1: whisked off, and that's, as we discussed earlier, incongruous with
- 41:27Speaker 1: the dome situation.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Yeah, right right, I feel like we had that conversation.
- 41:31Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all I've got in that POV.
- 41:46Speaker 1: And then we switched to the last POV of the chapter,
- 41:49Speaker 1: which is a lane which has a lot of good
- 41:52Speaker 1: stuff in it, and the teased at the beginning radical edit.
- 41:57Speaker 1: That makes no goddamn sense.
- 41:58Speaker 2: The radical edit. So I mean, should we just talk
- 42:01Speaker 2: about So this is the chapter where she gets hauled
- 42:03Speaker 2: up onto the wall to watch the cannons being fired
- 42:06Speaker 2: for the first time. And in the audiobook and in
- 42:09Speaker 2: the original version, they literally, because she promises Melpane that
- 42:14Speaker 2: she's going to stay in bed, they literally haul her
- 42:18Speaker 2: four poster bed up the side of the castle wall
- 42:21Speaker 2: and put it on. And to me, that's, you know,
- 42:25Speaker 2: one of the memiest, funniest, best parts of the Sanderson stuff.
- 42:31Speaker 2: Is like, yeah, it was funny, but yeah, Elaine keeping
- 42:34Speaker 2: to her word by having her bed literally hauled up
- 42:36Speaker 2: the side of the castle was a funny, interesting, memorable
- 42:40Speaker 2: part of this book. And as we're reading through, Rady goes, hey,
- 42:45Speaker 2: isn't this the section where she got hauled up the wall?
- 42:47Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, and that's not in here.
- 42:50Speaker 2: In the book, the digital book and the book that
- 42:53Speaker 2: a radio is reading. She's put in a litter instead
- 42:56Speaker 2: of in her fourth poster bed, and the litter is
- 42:58Speaker 2: literally carried up through the halls on shorter posts and they.
- 43:02Speaker 1: Just go up the spiral stairs and it's no big deal.
- 43:05Speaker 2: Rather than setting up a whole wage to winching her
- 43:07Speaker 2: up the side, and they took out two or three
- 43:10Speaker 2: paragraphs describing her being whole. Paragraphs just gone from this
- 43:15Speaker 2: book of her being winched up.
- 43:17Speaker 1: And we know because we're audiobook files and you can't
- 43:20Speaker 1: change the goddamn audiobook.
- 43:22Speaker 2: And they did, well, they changed the book, but they
- 43:25Speaker 2: didn't change the audiobook. So we can hear Kate Redding.
- 43:28Speaker 1: Yeah, we lead it to it before we came on
- 43:30Speaker 1: the call with y'all, like it's.
- 43:32Speaker 2: Literally just like we were like, wait a minute, what
- 43:34Speaker 2: this is wrong? So we put on the audiobook and
- 43:36Speaker 2: spent what twenty minutes listening to this chapter in that section,
- 43:39Speaker 2: and yeah, there's some edits in there. There's some death,
- 43:42Speaker 2: there's a lot of edits. Just obviously bed becomes litter
- 43:44Speaker 2: in a couple of sections. And then yeah, the whole
- 43:48Speaker 2: section where she goes up the spiral staircase is completely
- 43:50Speaker 2: different in the two versions.
- 43:52Speaker 1: So literally in the second paragraph there, at first, the
- 43:56Speaker 1: original promise was she had promised to stay in bed,
- 43:59Speaker 1: but she had said nothing about staying in her bedroom.
- 44:01Speaker 1: In the book, it says now she'd given an oath
- 44:03Speaker 1: that she would stay off her feet. Yeah, so right
- 44:06Speaker 1: out the gate they've changed it. And then we've got
- 44:09Speaker 1: in the audiobook it says eight guardsmen are carrying her
- 44:12Speaker 1: because it's a four poster bed. In the book that
- 44:17Speaker 1: I have now it is four guardsmen. Also, she's not
- 44:20Speaker 1: sitting in the center of the bed. She's sitting safely
- 44:23Speaker 1: between armrests. And there's a couple of other changes with
- 44:28Speaker 1: the litter. It is just every time it's bed, it's
- 44:30Speaker 1: turned to litter. Originally she is carried in a four
- 44:33Speaker 1: poster bed that takes eight men to carry.
- 44:36Speaker 2: I also not in this book. This is where they
- 44:38Speaker 2: didn't change it. Bergida strode alongside the bed.
- 44:41Speaker 1: There there, ah ah bed. You're right, you're right. They
- 44:44Speaker 1: didn't fucking get that one hot.
- 44:46Speaker 2: They didn't even get the edit right, because that should
- 44:49Speaker 2: have been leader, Yeah, litter, litter, leader, leader of a lane?
- 44:53Speaker 2: Can I get a leader of a lane? Do we
- 44:55Speaker 2: even serve a leader of a lane?
- 44:57Speaker 1: We get a land to be a leader?
- 44:58Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 45:00Speaker 1: And then so yeah, they get to this wall tower
- 45:02Speaker 1: turret and then hit a snack as they realize that
- 45:05Speaker 1: the poles on the litter are too long. Luckily there's
- 45:08Speaker 1: an alternative and they go zoopa doop a doup, And
- 45:11Speaker 1: there's literally two hilarious, maybe even three hilarious paragraphs about
- 45:16Speaker 1: how she insists on how they're gonna have to winch
- 45:19Speaker 1: her up the side of the outer wall while like
- 45:23Speaker 1: as though she was a large block that was being
- 45:26Speaker 1: brought up for some of the siege defenses, like they
- 45:28Speaker 1: have the mechanism to do the winching, and she's, you know,
- 45:30Speaker 1: minsafe in terms of the engineering there. She knows that
- 45:33Speaker 1: rope isn't gonna break, and so there's this whole hilarious
- 45:36Speaker 1: scene where she insists that they treat her like a boulder,
- 45:39Speaker 1: and there's people gathered on the street below and they're
- 45:41Speaker 1: pointing and laughing, and she realizes at one point how
- 45:44Speaker 1: incredibly high up she is and how intense it is.
- 45:46Speaker 1: And also there's a section where she has to get
- 45:49Speaker 1: lowered down again. They just it's so funny. It's so Elane,
- 45:54Speaker 1: it's so Sanderson, and it's just gone, gone, yeah, why
- 46:00Speaker 1: why is it? God, it's so funny. What is the
- 46:03Speaker 1: point of removing it?
- 46:04Speaker 2: It's like Elaine in the bath lane in the bed.
- 46:06Speaker 2: That's the sort of it builds her character to be
- 46:09Speaker 2: this like sort of loungey queenie character, and to just
- 46:13Speaker 2: put her in a litter is practical. That's what they
- 46:18Speaker 2: would actually do if she hadn't sworn the oath.
- 46:22Speaker 1: Yeah, she literally swore an oath to stay in bed,
- 46:24Speaker 1: and they changed the goddamn oath. They changed the oath,
- 46:28Speaker 1: embarrassing for everyone involved. I don't understand why. I completely
- 46:31Speaker 1: agree with Boujie. Elaine was robbed, And yeah, this is
- 46:35Speaker 1: entirely the result of later editions. So yeah, if you're
- 46:38Speaker 1: reading a later edition printing and you're wondering if you're
- 46:42Speaker 1: going crazy, you're not, go listen to the audiobook or
- 46:46Speaker 1: just trust us that we have listened to the audiobook
- 46:48Speaker 1: as of the day we made this recording, and that
- 46:50Speaker 1: is absolutely in the original audiobook, and if you find
- 46:54Speaker 1: an original printing of the book, you will see that.
- 46:57Speaker 1: It's I don't understand why they felt they need to
- 46:59Speaker 1: do this out. It's really disappointing.
- 47:02Speaker 2: I'm curious. So I'm back in to make a stand.
- 47:05Speaker 2: Chapter twenty four where she makes the promise and she
- 47:10Speaker 2: says in this book, Melpane, you aren't to be on
- 47:14Speaker 2: your feet for one week, and then here it says
- 47:16Speaker 2: bed rest for a week, but she only thinks that.
- 47:20Speaker 1: I'm curious if the if the audiobook is the same,
- 47:23Speaker 1: m h, if they actually would have bothered to make
- 47:25Speaker 1: the edits going back all the way that distance.
- 47:29Speaker 2: Let's see if you can find the actual promise. I
- 47:31Speaker 2: don't think she ever promises. She just gets browbeaten. She
- 47:33Speaker 2: keeps saying but but but in Melphane's like no, you're staying,
- 47:37Speaker 2: and then Matt comes in, so she never actually promises anything.
- 47:41Speaker 1: Yeah, so a lot of incongruities in the original. Well,
- 47:45Speaker 1: I guess know you're looking at your new book, your digital.
- 47:48Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at them. So it's not like
- 47:51Speaker 2: I don't think they'd have to go back and make
- 47:52Speaker 2: edits to that necessarily. But yeah, for those of you
- 47:55Speaker 2: who listen to the audio books, like, you're never not
- 47:58Speaker 2: going to have you're never not going to read the
- 48:01Speaker 2: version where she doesn't get hoisted up right.
- 48:03Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, those files are not going to get changed
- 48:06Speaker 1: or re edited. It's not going to happen. Those are
- 48:08Speaker 1: the way they are forever and always.
- 48:10Speaker 2: Which is why I kind of like having those and
- 48:12Speaker 2: in the regular book, because we find so many ingruities
- 48:14Speaker 2: that way.
- 48:16Speaker 1: Yeah, and I have you know, just recent paperbacks because
- 48:18Speaker 1: I wanted to have a copy to like markup and stuff.
- 48:21Speaker 2: You know, you know, I bought the digital book, so
- 48:22Speaker 2: I think that gets updated. You know, they can make
- 48:24Speaker 2: changes and just push those without ever notifying you.
- 48:27Speaker 1: Yeah, and if Rosamund Pike were to do the entire series,
- 48:31Speaker 1: undoubtedly that would be with the new text. But I
- 48:34Speaker 1: don't think that's going to happen.
- 48:36Speaker 2: I think she's done with it. I think she's moving
- 48:38Speaker 2: on from Wheel of Time entirely. I don't see her
- 48:40Speaker 2: narrating any more of the audiobooks. Yeah, I mean, I'm
- 48:43Speaker 2: more than happy to be proven wrong, but I we
- 48:45Speaker 2: might get one more out of her if she was
- 48:47Speaker 2: in the process of making it or something, but I
- 48:50Speaker 2: doubt it.
- 48:51Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 48:52Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, in that alternate timeline, I guess
- 48:55Speaker 1: that would be with the new text. But even then
- 48:57Speaker 1: you would know it was not Michael and Kate. The
- 48:59Speaker 1: Kate reading version of this chapter will always be the correct, original,
- 49:03Speaker 1: funny version.
- 49:04Speaker 2: Right.
- 49:04Speaker 1: Apparently, recently, Pike said she does plan.
- 49:07Speaker 2: To Oh okay, well, well get me wrong.
- 49:11Speaker 1: There you go. So we are now on top of
- 49:13Speaker 1: the wall, ready for Eludra's demonstration of her second this
- 49:20Speaker 1: isn't really the test. She had the first test, and
- 49:22Speaker 1: now she's going to demonstrate that test again for the investor.
- 49:26Speaker 2: The first public. You always test in private, and you
- 49:28Speaker 2: always hope that you don't, you know, the first demonstration
- 49:31Speaker 2: of the iPhone in public. Everyone talks about how that
- 49:33Speaker 2: was just like smoke and mirrors, because like, if he'd
- 49:36Speaker 2: done anything in any other order that the software was
- 49:39Speaker 2: so buggy that would have crashed immediately. This idea that like, yeah,
- 49:42Speaker 2: we got it done in private and we're going to
- 49:44Speaker 2: show you something. But this is a little different where
- 49:46Speaker 2: it's like, oh, yeah, this is working and we just
- 49:48Speaker 2: need to make more of them.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Right right, So yeah, now it's time to show the investor,
- 49:53Speaker 1: both Elaine and Matt what it is that they are manifesting.
- 49:58Speaker 1: And so she's got you know, the dress seeing dummies
- 50:00Speaker 1: out on the hill, and she's got a dummy cannon
- 50:05Speaker 1: on the wall whis the lane, and then the live
- 50:07Speaker 1: one is one tower over. Matt is on that one,
- 50:10Speaker 1: because of course he is. He wants to be on
- 50:13Speaker 1: the live tower.
- 50:14Speaker 2: Yeah, the one's actually firing.
- 50:16Speaker 1: Which given that he doesn't seem to appreciate how loud
- 50:19Speaker 1: the thing is going to be. I'm going to assume
- 50:20Speaker 1: his hearing is forever worse after this because he didn't
- 50:24Speaker 1: realize to plug his ears the first time.
- 50:27Speaker 2: My only thing is, like with isid I healing. If
- 50:30Speaker 2: he ever got I feel like I would restore healing.
- 50:33Speaker 2: But of course Matt's never going to get healed if
- 50:34Speaker 2: he can avoid it.
- 50:36Speaker 1: He does get healed eventually because he can't avoid it
- 50:39Speaker 1: at some point somewhere along the way, at some point,
- 50:41Speaker 1: I think Moraine gives him a wash of healing after
- 50:44Speaker 1: they get out of the tower because his eye is
- 50:46Speaker 1: all you know, that's crusty and stuff, So presumably his
- 50:50Speaker 1: hearing is bad between here and then.
- 50:54Speaker 2: Well, that's also a thing that like repeated exposure over
- 50:57Speaker 2: time destories your hearing.
- 50:58Speaker 1: One bang, it's it's a big bang, and he can.
- 51:01Speaker 2: Cause hearing loss. Don't get me wrong, Like I'm not gonna,
- 51:03Speaker 2: you know, say that one big bang can't. But it's
- 51:06Speaker 2: the repeated exposure that causes most people in the military
- 51:10Speaker 2: to lose hearing in the ear that's like closest to
- 51:12Speaker 2: the gun or whatever.
- 51:13Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, the human ear is very resilient.
- 51:16Speaker 1: But I'm just saying he is very close to a
- 51:19Speaker 1: proper cannon with no appreciation for how loud it's going
- 51:21Speaker 1: to be. So.
- 51:23Speaker 2: Side question about Eludra, why does she have her hair
- 51:26Speaker 2: out of her braids today?
- 51:28Speaker 1: I was hoping you had an answer to that because
- 51:31Speaker 1: I also noted it and was like, we've never seen
- 51:34Speaker 1: her without braids, never once, and it's a very very
- 51:38Speaker 1: distinctly terror Boner's.
- 51:39Speaker 2: Style, and today's a very important day to her.
- 51:42Speaker 1: And she's very much not being a Terra Bonner in
- 51:46Speaker 1: this moment.
- 51:46Speaker 2: M M.
- 51:47Speaker 1: I think it has something to do with her kind
- 51:49Speaker 1: of reinventing herself and me kind of how Agwain, you know,
- 51:51Speaker 1: left her two rivers braids behind or braid behind, like
- 51:56Speaker 1: it kind of feels like that, except that Alludra has
- 51:58Speaker 1: been just placed and when she was an illuminator first
- 52:04Speaker 1: of all, like being a Terrra Boner is not really
- 52:06Speaker 1: her primary identity. She was an illuminator and now she
- 52:10Speaker 1: is the only person left in the guild. But maybe
- 52:12Speaker 1: this represents like a really big change for the Guild
- 52:16Speaker 1: for them to be making a military engagement with a ruler.
- 52:20Speaker 2: Maybe, But the braids to me were never guild related.
- 52:22Speaker 2: They were always terribon Er yeah.
- 52:25Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know why life planted full well,
- 52:31Speaker 1: maybe Matt had her tearing her hair out that she.
- 52:34Speaker 2: Had to put it down so she could tear at it, yeah,
- 52:36Speaker 2: instead of pulling on a whole braid because that wouldn't work. Maybe.
- 52:40Speaker 1: Yeah. I couldn't think of anything. It's clearly something to
- 52:44Speaker 1: do with how she feels about this test and the
- 52:47Speaker 1: transition in her career. But I can't parse it beyond that.
- 52:51Speaker 2: Same same because the braids don't really we don't really
- 52:55Speaker 2: know what the braids mean to terror boners. There's no like, oh,
- 52:57Speaker 2: it's just a style that was common in terrbone tear bond,
- 53:01Speaker 2: you know, we don't know that it was.
- 53:03Speaker 1: I mean, that's as much as I've ever concluded. It's
- 53:06Speaker 1: just it's a regional style.
- 53:08Speaker 2: Unlike with the knives and the hilt that have meaning
- 53:11Speaker 2: to them in Abu Dhar and stuff like that, right,
- 53:14Speaker 2: there's no meaning that. It's not like, oh, you get
- 53:16Speaker 2: a braid for every man you kill, or you know,
- 53:19Speaker 2: right right right, yeah, yeah. You braid your hair until
- 53:21Speaker 2: you've accomplished your life goal, or you braid your hair
- 53:25Speaker 2: until you've accomplished the method of revenge against the shan Chan.
- 53:29Speaker 1: There's nothing like that, right right, Yeah, I don't know.
- 53:35Speaker 2: I don't know, or maybe you know, that's a good point,
- 53:37Speaker 2: that maybe the braids kept the hair out of her
- 53:40Speaker 2: way while she's working with fireworks and explosives, and now
- 53:42Speaker 2: that she's not really necessarily working with them, she takes
- 53:45Speaker 2: them out. But that doesn't make sense.
- 53:47Speaker 1: I feel like any amount of being an engineer means
- 53:50Speaker 1: your hair should be contained exactly, yeah, if not just short.
- 53:54Speaker 2: The braid's always made sense for a Luda for that reason,
- 53:56Speaker 2: but right.
- 53:57Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. I don't know if her hair tech sure's
- 54:00Speaker 1: the kind that needs protective braids in general, but certainly
- 54:02Speaker 1: being an engineer, her hair needs protective like hiding from
- 54:06Speaker 1: all the boomy, exploding things that she's around.
- 54:09Speaker 2: And you us don't want hair getting in your chemical reactions.
- 54:12Speaker 1: You know, No, no, you don't want to getting caught
- 54:14Speaker 1: in flywheels. You don't want it contaminating samples. There's so
- 54:18Speaker 1: many things you don't want your hair doing.
- 54:20Speaker 2: I know I constantly have to fight that my hair
- 54:21Speaker 2: gets everywhere, my long flowing locks of non existent are Yeah.
- 54:27Speaker 1: I was thinking, like, you're really experienced on the hazards
- 54:30Speaker 1: of hair and engineering workplace.
- 54:32Speaker 2: The funny thing is, I am though, because we I
- 54:35Speaker 2: deal with you know, vacuum chambers on a regular basis. Right,
- 54:37Speaker 2: all the chambers that I'm opening and closing are under
- 54:40Speaker 2: you know, crazy high vacuum. And one of our biggest
- 54:43Speaker 2: problems is little hairs that get across the seal and
- 54:48Speaker 2: when you could close it down, that provides a pathway
- 54:51Speaker 2: across the seal for air to get in. And that's
- 54:53Speaker 2: enough of even if it's just a couple of atoms,
- 54:55Speaker 2: that's enough where it's like a real problem for our processes.
- 54:58Speaker 2: And so we're in you know suit to keep that
- 55:00Speaker 2: all from getting out. But like my head is not
- 55:03Speaker 2: the only place that I have hair, and like little
- 55:06Speaker 2: arm hairs and little you know, we get these tiny
- 55:08Speaker 2: little filament hairs that are microscopic. You barely even realize
- 55:12Speaker 2: they're on your body, but they can still be a problem.
- 55:14Speaker 2: And so we have to clean and inspect everything before
- 55:17Speaker 2: we put it back together because we're humans and we
- 55:20Speaker 2: have hair.
- 55:20Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I believe it. Literally, if you pay enough attention,
- 55:23Speaker 1: there's hair.
- 55:24Speaker 5: Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, And it's why we wear these clean,
- 55:30Speaker 5: clean room suits because they supposedly contain all that, and
- 55:33Speaker 5: they contain most of it, but.
- 55:35Speaker 1: Right right to say nothing of the pet hair that
- 55:37Speaker 1: your regular clothes.
- 55:38Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean you can see it on
- 55:41Speaker 2: me right now, you know. I miss I miss having
- 55:43Speaker 2: Timber because his hair was all black and I have
- 55:45Speaker 2: all dark clothes. Harvey's a tan dog and his hair
- 55:48Speaker 2: shows up on everything.
- 55:50Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I was visiting my inlawses dog yesterday for
- 55:55Speaker 1: a little dog sit and he is a golden Retriever
- 55:57Speaker 1: with hairs the length of my arm. I swear to god,
- 56:01Speaker 1: it's everything covered in long, white gold hair.
- 56:04Speaker 2: Fortunately Harvey had when he got him, he still had
- 56:07Speaker 2: his puppy hair. He had like this really golden, very
- 56:11Speaker 2: light uniform gold color hair. It's tan, very tan, I
- 56:15Speaker 2: should say. And then the first winter we had him
- 56:18Speaker 2: started and he started shedding and shedding like a maniac.
- 56:22Speaker 2: And I took out and I could tell that because
- 56:23Speaker 2: he hasn't regrown the coat. It's been another year and
- 56:25Speaker 2: he never regrew it. But I basically brushed out his
- 56:28Speaker 2: entire puppy coat, and underneath it he had a much
- 56:31Speaker 2: I don't say much thicker, but a thicker more golden
- 56:34Speaker 2: ee with black highlights fur as opposed to just a
- 56:37Speaker 2: white tan all over, and so he gained like patterns
- 56:41Speaker 2: and stripes that he didn't have before. But that pulling
- 56:44Speaker 2: all that hair out, it was getting every that was
- 56:46Speaker 2: like a couple of months of just like absolutely just
- 56:49Speaker 2: covered head to toe in blonde, blonde puppy fur.
- 56:53Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, light blended. For We'll put an amazing idea
- 56:56Speaker 1: in chat. Maybe Aludra met someone new who took her
- 56:59Speaker 1: glasses off and like you know, shook out her hair.
- 57:04Speaker 2: She oh my gosh, she has bat iguana on her overalls.
- 57:09Speaker 1: Yeah, so maybe this is our one sign that Aludra
- 57:12Speaker 1: is having a love life separate from the plot. Maybe
- 57:16Speaker 1: that's what it's about.
- 57:17Speaker 2: Or maybe now maybe that Matt is with Tuon, she
- 57:21Speaker 2: can let her hair down because before she was like
- 57:23Speaker 2: not trying not to attract him, and now that Matt's taken,
- 57:27Speaker 2: she can like relax a little bit because he was
- 57:29Speaker 2: such a horn dog around her.
- 57:31Speaker 1: I know, I don't think that Matt is truly the
- 57:35Speaker 1: She had her hair and brains before she ever met him.
- 57:37Speaker 2: Well, they did make out quite a bit.
- 57:39Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying.
- 57:41Speaker 2: Ludra changes nothing for Matt, Yeah, okay, fine.
- 57:45Speaker 1: Burgida comments that maybe they should be having this demonstration
- 57:49Speaker 1: from a farther distance away, and Alan says, after all
- 57:52Speaker 1: I went through to get up here, and I'm like,
- 57:54Speaker 1: what shipping the oars on your little litter and getting
- 57:57Speaker 1: carried up the stairs, Yeah, that was a real big problem.
- 58:01Speaker 1: Nothing like getting hauled up the outside of the wall
- 58:04Speaker 1: crenelations in your four post or bed would have been.
- 58:07Speaker 2: It's almost like changing those acts and not changing the
- 58:09Speaker 2: context around them makes them sound silly.
- 58:12Speaker 1: Why did they take that scene out? I understand changing
- 58:16Speaker 1: Land's power rot sword to a regular dagger. I understand
- 58:19Speaker 1: changing Tom's harp to elute. I don't understand taking out
- 58:24Speaker 1: a lane being hauled up the side of the building.
- 58:26Speaker 2: I understand not stringing your bows in the rain or
- 58:30Speaker 2: keeping them strong, or not keeping the harp tuned all
- 58:32Speaker 2: the time, right, that's change they made, right, or I
- 58:36Speaker 2: even kept it in tune. No one would keep it
- 58:38Speaker 2: in tune. That puts stress on it while you're traveling.
- 58:40Speaker 1: Yeah, then they just changed it to at least you
- 58:42Speaker 1: didn't keep it in tune and it was fine, Like
- 58:44Speaker 1: it doesn't change anything. One little word makes it more accurate. Fine,
- 58:47Speaker 1: they just took out whole paragraphs of physical comedy. Why
- 58:51Speaker 1: for what?
- 58:52Speaker 2: And I feel like it, like, and there's so many
- 58:54Speaker 2: jokes about a lane in the bed, right, a lane
- 58:58Speaker 2: having like in the stress exp and she's in bed
- 59:00Speaker 2: in the four poster bed right, like, Ah, I'm really
- 59:03Speaker 2: upset about this. This is actually a taking a tenant
- 59:07Speaker 2: that I consider core to the way she was written
- 59:11Speaker 2: by Brandon Sanderson, and actually one of the better characterizations
- 59:15Speaker 2: of Elaine, right, this idea that A she sticks to
- 59:18Speaker 2: her word, but b she's in a four poster bed.
- 59:21Speaker 2: She has a four poster bed, and see she would
- 59:23Speaker 2: have that hauled up at the expense of a bunch
- 59:25Speaker 2: of labor rather than just not witnessing the demo and
- 59:28Speaker 2: having it reported to her, right, Like, all those things
- 59:30Speaker 2: fit her character so well and are so well written,
- 59:33Speaker 2: and this just lessens the impact of that so much.
- 59:37Speaker 1: It makes her less funny, less well rounded, less. I
- 59:42Speaker 1: just yeah, it really it was fun sparkle on the
- 59:46Speaker 1: Alayine character that's just completely gone. I don't think Maria
- 59:50Speaker 1: or Harriet would have taken it out. I think it
- 59:52Speaker 1: must have been some boring person with no sense of fun.
- 59:56Speaker 1: I still want to know why. I still want to
- 59:58Speaker 1: know under what possible able explanation someone was like, this
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: is an unacceptable thing to leave in the book. And
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: as I charge you with asking Maria at a coon
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: or someone in the audience, ask Maria at a con about.
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: This, because this is something she should have been involved
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: in unless it happened like after her. Because I don't
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: see anything. I don't nothing easily but google google able
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: pops up.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: But okay, well yeah, in April Salmon aside, we will
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: remind you and everyone else to make a stink about this.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: We need to get to the bottom of it. It's
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: some nonsense.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: She's still on the job. I don't. I'm not sure
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: that that the Wheel of Time group is really doing
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: anything anymore. There is a job team.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: Jordan exists to help with the fandom interfacing with itself
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: and with Harriet. I don't think Jordan has anything to
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: do with the content creation in that way, but they
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: still exist as like people care about you know, the
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: estate and all the fan people that want to do
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: fandom things. Anyhow, Elene is a little skeptical about what
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: this canon is going to do until she sees it
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: work and then she is immediately converted into being super
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: super excited that she has canons right, Because the thing
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: is that if you don't understand the power of gunpowder,
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: then you're not going to understand by throwing a rock
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: while that distance is going to make it difference, like, well,
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: it's just a rock, how is it going to do anything?
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: But the impact is so much bigger than the rock.
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: I have a question, Yes, are they throwing something. They're
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: throwing a sphere, but they light a fuse on that sphere.
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: Is the sphere also full of gunpowder? So basically my
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: question is are they launching a solid metal ball or
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: they launching some I'm thinkful of gunpowder that can explode
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: when it gets to the destination, because I always thought
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: it was just a solid metal ball being thrown with
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: such force that it causes the explosion. But in the description.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: There's a fuse coming out of the sphere and a
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: fuse on the I didn't.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: Notice that a fuse and the cannon and a fuse
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: on the sphere, and they light the fuse on the sphere,
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: drop it in and then set off the cannon.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: It has to be exploding ordinance, there's no reason for
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: there to be two fuses if this was just a bullet,
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: I never noticed that it's a bomb and not a bullet.
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: I always thought it was a bullet. I didn't realize
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: it was actually.
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: A bomb and would that work?
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: But that totally makes sense because she's riffing off of
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: night flowers, right, She's not riffing off of slingshots. She's
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: riffing off of night flowers.
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: Night flowers you launch and then they explode once they're
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: up in the sky. And these dragon eggs you.
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: Launch, and that you launch a container and then.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: They explode, and so they're creating shrapnel and everything as well.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: Yeah, because the whole point is you put a small
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: fuse in the thing, and then you have that last
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: long enough that the big fuse can put it up
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: into the sky before it explodes and puts its inwards out.
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: That's the whole point of the engineering space she's coming from.
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: So of course she's not launching solid balls. Of course
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: she's launching explodeyballs.
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: Which is weird to me, right, because that's not necessarily
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: the progression of how firearms worked is didn't you start
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: off with just solid cannibals?
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: Well, I don't actually know how the original Chinese transition
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: from fireworks to canons went. I know how European canon
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: technology starts and moves onwards, but I don't know how
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: the Chinese invention process went. Like they may very well
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: have started out with explosive ordinance because they were starting
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: with fireworks. I don't know anything about that progression. But yeah,
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: I don't think Europeans figured out explosive cannon balls for
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: a very long time. But that doesn't mean anything about
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: because they didn't start with fireworks, right, Like, the whole
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: progression in Europe is different than in China. I'm sure
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: someone out there knows. There's probably some pretty cool books
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: WICKI articles. Maybe I'll find some to throw in the
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: show notes during the editing process, but I don't currently
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: know anything about that.
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: The remaining man touched a small torch to a fuse
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: sticking out of the sphere and rolled it into the tube.
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: Then they turned the tube to face directly outwards. Some
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: time goes by a lludril loorder flag. The soldier touched
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: his burning torch to the side of the dragon. The
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: explosive sound that followed was soap.
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: Powerful, and we know she's got the whole slow match
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: technology thing. We've seen that in other scenes with her.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: So she's got timable fuses.
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: Right, and so then a boom sharp, she heated. She
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: heard in the distance what sounded like the echo of explosion.
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: She raised her hand to her breast and remembered to
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: draw a breath. So they fire it. A breath passes,
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: and then a pocket on the hillside exploded in a
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: massive spray and dust and earth. So they fire it.
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: It hits the ground, A second passes, and then it
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: blows up.
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: Ah insures I had not noticed the timing of that,
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: that she has a chance to draw a breath between
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: the launch and the explosion on the grid. I literally
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: just blew right past that.
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: And then here again, something capable of smashing an iron
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: sphere into the ground with such force that it blew
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: up in a hole, then perhaps exploded on its own.
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: So it's too it's the hole and then the explosion.
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: Wow. I just I am not a war brained person.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: I did not notice all of these incredibly important details.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: I'm just like it go boom.
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: Anyway, they pointed out multiple times, because I did. I
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: always think of like you fire cannon, you fire cannon, ball,
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: it hits something, and it hits with enough force that
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: it kind of creates its own shockwave explosion. Right, it's
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: a big mass thing, right, But no, they're doing that
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: and then the balls are exploding.
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: Even with a few seconds of delay, right, depending on
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: you know, how long the match has, how long the
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: arc of the flight is. Right, they're going to explode
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: in the air or in the ground at varying times depending.
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: But wow, And it is true that cannons were, i
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: believe canonically in our world invented before small firearms. It's
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: always easier to invent a bigger one before you minaturize it,
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: and so the cannon was the big one, and then
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: guns were miniaturized cannons.
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that is my understanding as well. It starts
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: out with very big multi person technology and eventually gets
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: taken down to a little pocket gizmo.
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: But the invention of explosive ordinance, I think that was
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: long after the invention of both cannons and probably guns.
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: But still fireworks are explosive ordinance that predate both those things,
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: so right, right, I am very interested to fall down
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: a rabbit hole learning about that on the Asian invention side,
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: because I know enough about year, but I don't care,
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: but very curious.
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: I do, like Alludra's like Brigida's like oh yeah, I
- 1:06:50Speaker 2: know it's inside a firework and laders like don't open
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: those those those could explode in your face, and like, no,
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: we know what's going on, right, Like that's just gunpowder.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: But that's the standard line that all illuminators say, is how.
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: You It's just that like reversion back to standard illuminator.
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: It's just like an instinct for her, which I kind
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: of liked.
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: And one thing we brushed over is Lane has made
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: three replicas of the Foxhead medallion even without having the original.
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: She's able to duplicate it without having the original.
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: Right, She's got a certain plateau of manufacturing figured out.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, picture and chat of the cannons that were
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: used at Constantinople to take its walls down.
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: So cool. If anything that doesn't have the bell shape
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: at all. It's just a tube with reinforced.
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just the tube, yeah, with like.
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: Thicker part parts of the circumference, whereas the bell shape
- 1:07:39Speaker 2: is very much I feel like a more modern cannon.
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: So yeah, I feel like they're just skipping some steps,
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: like Aludra is so good. She's like figured out, oh, yeah,
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: I could have these primitive canons, but those are too primitive.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: I can in my head figure out the problems with
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: them and get a more advanced version first time out.
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: Well, just like we're inventing steam engines and railroad track
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: technology at the same time, more or less, like we're yeah,
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: we have some very very clever engineers in this turning
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: of the wheel. For sure.
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: The reloading process takes about two three minutes, and they're
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: going to get it down to two, which still feels
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: like a long time in battle.
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, she has it at three currently and she's like,
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: I'm going to get it yeah exactly. Elaine says, well,
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: that seems really fast, and I'm like, in battle, time
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: is such an important resource. I see her aiming to
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: get this down to a ninety second process if she can,
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: you know.
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: But the distance is what makes it quick, right, because
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: since you can fire multiple miles, it's like people have
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: to cover the ground in between, and so you can
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: get multiple shots off in the range that they have
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: to cover.
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: Right right, well, and again, yeah, it comes down to scaling, right,
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: which is where Elaine goes from slightly skeptical to the
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: resources of and or are at your disposal. Please make
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: as many of these things as you possibly can, as
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: fast as you can, because we need this right now.
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: Oh more pictures in chat we've got a much more
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: bell shaped cannon mouth, and also pictures of the AMMO
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: being used. That's not explosive, that's just a big rock.
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: Very big balls.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: Who's got big balls, They've got big balls.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: And then we have balls of the ball, sweaty balls.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: I love to eat your sweaty balls.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: Very salty.
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: They just fit perfectly in my mouth. So I always
- 1:09:33Speaker 2: say to myself that I can't get enough of your
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: sweaty balls. Every year. There's such a rare commodity. I
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: tell my family how much I enjoy ingesting your sweaty balls. Sorry, anyway,
- 1:09:47Speaker 2: are you quite finished? Never? It's the best. Oh God,
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: it's the God. It's such a good parody and it's
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: so appropriate for podcasters.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So, Elaine says, I want the plans to
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: standard lock and key. Alutra says, I don't care who
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: has them as long as they are not Shawn Chan,
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: and Elaine says something that really takes us down the
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: road of like having a international doom state device. Right,
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: you don't want to use them on other people. We're
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: just going to use them on the shan Chan and trolics.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: But also we don't want our enemies to have them, right,
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: Our enemies won't attack us if we have such an
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: overwhelming weapon. Surely not.
- 1:10:34Speaker 5: So.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: I know I plucked behind the bastards one hundred thousand
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: times on this podcast, But literally, what they're doing last week,
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: this week, and I think next week is the bastards
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: who made the modern doom state device that keeps us
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: fifteen minutes from the total end of the world at
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: all times. And they talk about World War one as
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: kind of being the first iteration of that. But really,
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: the nuclear arms race situation we find ourselves in now
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: is the result of this thinking. If we have a
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: big enough weapon, a big enough alliance in the case
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: of World War one, if we have a strong enough alliance,
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: then no one will fuck with us, And then you know,
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: someone fucks with us, and now we have a whole
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: world war blah blah blah. Yeah, if we build a
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: doomsday device, then no one else will will want to
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: provoke us to use the doomsday device that puts us
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: in a position of, well, if someone fucks with us,
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: then we're going to pull the pin on the doomsday device.
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: And that's mad.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just I see Elaine taking that very first,
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: very logical, very reasonable step. Just ah, no, not the
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: doomsday device. Don't build the torment nexus, Elaine, don't do it.
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: She's gonna do it. She's totally gonna do it, because
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: she's a pragmatic Queen of England.
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: I mean and or m hm. And we know, like
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: from our world what the history of guns means, right,
- 1:11:49Speaker 2: we know automatic weapons, we know how bloody and brutal.
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: We know what happens when England gets firearms. Okay, we
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: know what happens.
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: And so that's it goes back to the vision of
- 1:12:01Speaker 2: Matt bowling pins and knocking over pins and realizing that
- 1:12:06Speaker 2: every time he knocks over the pins it represents thousands
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: upon thousands of people dying.
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: He reaches up and grabs a firework and has a
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: firework in his hand, and men will die as a result,
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: and oh no, oh no. And this also gives us
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: one of the quotes from Brigida that's in that fan
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: video that John algen made for us.
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: Yes, one of my favorite.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: Yeah, one of the best quotes. The world just changed
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: a lane. This is where that comes from. Brigida's like,
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: this is not old. This is not something that has
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: happened before. This is new. New to me as someone
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: who exists in this metaphysical outside the wheel perspective, Like,
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: this is new. This changes everything at a really profound level.
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: And I love that she says that.
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: And that's all foreshadowing for after the book series.
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: Yeah, well, because as Ntalk's saying here, you know, this
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: is putting the power vice to die in the hand
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: of commoners. This is this is a genie you can't
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: put back in the bottle, even if you defeat the
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: literal devil. The Fourth Age is going to have to
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: contend with the fact that gunpowder technology exists, and these
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: plans exist, and people have seen how effective cannons are,
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: and you cannot undo that knowledge in the Fourth Age.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: It's not going to happen.
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: Live blinded fools giving us tons of good images of cannons.
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: There's a good one that looks very bell like here,
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: the fourteenth century shipboard cannon just kind of looks like
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: an extended bell Yeah.
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: That's a good one. Not only fired stone shots. According
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: to the accompanied caption, hmmm, oh, we've got some good
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: nerdery in the chat today.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: I think. I think stone you'd have to be careful
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: with because it would shatter.
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: Depends on the kind of stone. You'd have to be
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: really good at selecting your rocks. You can't just put
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: any old rock in there.
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: I like rocks.
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: Yeah, this is why iron ingots are better. You know,
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: iron balls, cannon balls are not They're not usually granite, right,
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: they're iron refined.
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: And apparently Ludra has refined iron cannon balls with and
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: feels a full of gunpowder. Yeah, maybe shrapnel the outside
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: becomes the shrapnel.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough, fair enough?
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. And then and then you've got the sort
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: of I would call what I can think of the
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: modern cannon or the like the revolutionary cannon, which is
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: this like wooden structure on wheels with something sticking out
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: behind it, and you had to have this very long,
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: sort of how shall I say, this pallic looking cannon.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: Right, well, and that's essentially what she invents with the
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: dragon carts, right, very mobile if you have like three
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: men that can rotate it and pull it and reposition it.
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: They don't have to pick up and lift it. It's
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: on wheels and has a tongue that can be attached
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: to horses or whatever. And yeah, they're very much more
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: like a long tapered bell like structure where the wide
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: end is that the loading end and the narrow end
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: is at the shooty end.
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: And I'm being corrected. Those are American Civil War era,
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: not Revolutionary era.
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: Ah, prior to rifle bares. But yeah, that would totally
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: be a fourth age cannon, totally. Yeah, much more modern
- 1:14:57Speaker 1: and elegant compared to the original. How can we make
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: launching tubes for fireworks into a weapon of war? This
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: is much more like what if it was just a
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: weapon of war and was not modified from anything?
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: Well, and aren't they all made out of bronze here
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: right as supposed to iron? So you're gonna have to
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: have bigger cannons, right.
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: That was the whole bell founder thing.
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: Yeah, is you have to have big heavy probably you know,
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: these modern cannons that we're looking at here and these
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: photos are made of steel and iron.
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: Right, So one does wonder how long it's going to
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: take the metallurgical side of this engineering equation to catch
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: up in the fourth age. What if we didn't use bronze,
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: What if we use lighter things? What if we started
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: playing with alloys? Can we bring quendy R into it?
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: Right? Right? Yeah, the Quendyar cannon right, Like then you
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: could fire with as much powder as you wanted and
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: you know, yeah, yeah quendy R cannonballs.
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: I mean yeah, they wouldn't be very good for being
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: exploding ordinance though.
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: No, but like, good luck stopping that, right, Like, what
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: if you're trying to take down a castle wall?
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: Right, well, I mean QUINDI are still going to get
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: stopped by physics. Like it's only going to be able
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: to embed itself so deep into a stone wall.
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: Right, but all that momentum has to go into the
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: wall because none of it can go into shattering the ball.
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: Oh no, you're right. That would make it a much
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: more effective method of transferring force because it would just
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: be like shrug, all that force goes into the wall.
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean, I guess depends I gues specific shatters,
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: it all goes into the wall. Anyway, It might not
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: make much of a difference, but still.
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: It would definitely make difference for us making the cannons themselves,
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: jar cannons, hand cannons. Man chat is really providing us
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: with so many fun images. See, this is what you
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: all miss if you don't come to the live recordings,
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: is you don't get early examples of hand cannons.
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't have a lot of I mean, steel
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: is definitely around in this stage. It's not like they
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: don't have steel, right, We've seen it. The swords themselves,
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: right are steel? Yeah, much less like I feel like
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: we've seen other things used. So you know, if nothing else,
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: Parent has a modern forge. Yeah, and this is a
- 1:17:05Speaker 2: place where technology evolves quickly.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. The Last Battle is going to have a
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: lot of engineering momentum leftover after it concludes, where people
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: are going to be completely in the mental headspace of
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: how do we make more weapons of war? Let's fight
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: the shaan Chin. Yeah, and you know, pretty soon they're
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: going to have nukes, That's all I'm saying.
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: And you have the real life lessons, right those you
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: you existed, you survived the last battle, you use those weapons,
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: and now you're like, well, what did I wish I had? Right?
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: Right? Right? Yeah, totally totally.
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: And uh, I guess I wish I had another chapter
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: to go over, but I think we're done with this one.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: Yeah, we managed to squeeze an hour and a half
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: out of all that.
- 1:17:41Speaker 2: Awesome.
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: It's been great. Thank you everyone for showing up for
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: today's recording.
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: Really appreciate the live audience.
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: Yeah, we are going to record, I believe one more week. Yeah,
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: and then we're going to go on break for Christmas
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks. Not Christmas, We're just going
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: to go on holiday break for a couple of weeks.
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: But we'll record one more week before going on break,
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: but it.
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: Will be over the Christmas New Year's holiday that we're
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: not going to record, which means you'll probably not get
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: episodes sometime in January. Yeah.
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll probably do some rewinds in the feed or
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: do some cross posts from some other podcasts that I make,
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: because I apparently make podcasts like it's going out of style.
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: The number of people who are like just casually floating
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: podcast ideas at me. I'm just like, some of y'all
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: are going to need to start paying me for this.
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: This is not the right forum to discuss that issue,
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: because like Calvin invents therapy and one of the other
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: characters who's world hopperds like, oh, you've invented being a therapist,
- 1:19:30Speaker 2: and Calen's like, oh, I guess I'm a therapist, even
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: though I don't know what that is. And then it's
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: just like, oh my god, how are you?
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:19:37Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really really dumb where he's going around, I'm
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: a therapist. I don't know what that is, but that's
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: what I am. How can I help you? And it's
- 1:19:44Speaker 2: it's bad. It's really really bad man in a lot
- 1:19:48Speaker 2: of ways. Yeah, I don't like jumping on the bandwagon
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: of hatred for Sanderson's latest book, but I don't like it.
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: Look, sometimes the bandwagon has pointed in the direction that aligns.
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: Yeah, And I feel like Sanderson has hit that point
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: that I've seen a lot of very successful directors and
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: filmmakers do, where they have some sort of success, some
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: sort of breakout. You're a genius. Oh my god, I
- 1:20:21Speaker 2: can't believe you've managed this, and like Shamalan, Oh god.
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: There's a thousand other examples. I mean, even even George
- 1:20:29Speaker 2: Lucas right like this idea that oh my god, you're
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: a genius. You've created this incredible piece of artwork. When
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, you were there, but it was more
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: of the circumstances and everybody else who worked on it,
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: and like or even it was just a single idea
- 1:20:42Speaker 2: that was a flash in the pan, and then there's
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: no one to say no, and the work starts to
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: become very navel gazy in this way that is like, you, really,
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: it's not that you're writing bad work anymore. It just
- 1:20:57Speaker 2: needs to be edited better and you need to be
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: told no occasionally, like Sanderson's latest book needed to be
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: cut down by like two hundred pages.
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: Yeah, it's rough.
- 1:21:07Speaker 2: It's rough. It's rough, and I just I don't know
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: how to solve that problem because you want to give
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: people who are making great artwork room to continue to
- 1:21:16Speaker 2: make their artwork. But at the same time, people who
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: are wildly successful often lose themselves in that success and
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: then they.
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: Take up all the oxygen in the room so that
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: way other people can't like come into the space.
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: And yes, yeah, and that's something that I am also
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: frustrated with Sanderson, where it does feel like he is
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: dominating the fantasy space right now, and it's like like
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: every time I go on a forum and I'm like, oh,
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: I want to read fantasy. What should I get into?
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: And I was like, start with Misborn, And I'm like,
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: I just don't think that's a good necessarily starting fantasy
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: spot right, Like, it is accessible in a lot of ways,
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: but also, you know, kind of misrepresents a lot about
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: the fantasy genre.
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: It represents a lot of things that are not what
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: we want about the fantasy genre. You don't, Yeah, the
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: domination by tall white men who like Christianity and capitalism
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: is it's old.
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: It's old, and there's just inherent biases in his projects
- 1:22:19Speaker 2: that like he's obviously trying to overcome, but it doesn't
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: mean that he's not overcoming a bias that is there, and.
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: He's overcoming it by gamifying the process, which is not
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: the deep inner work necessary to actually unpack your biases.
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: That's just gamifying what critics are saying for better, you know.
- 1:22:37Speaker 2: ROI oh my god, side note, right, I tried. I
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: need my gutters cleaned on my house, and I don't
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: have the proper ladder and safety equipment to get up
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: on my roof. I just don't have it, right, So
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: I tried to get a quote for gutter cleaning. I
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: gave my phone number to one website. I have been
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: getting twenty spam calls a day for the last week.
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: I am so upset. I am so frustrated that I
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: can't even like get a legitimate quote from a legitimate
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: business without getting bombarded. And they're trying to like replace
- 1:23:09Speaker 2: my gutter, sell me replacement gutters and like upgrades and
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: gutter guards, and I'm like, I just want to quote
- 1:23:16Speaker 2: on someone to come clean my gutters.
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: Hey, you gotta just word of mouth that shit. You
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: can't trust the internet anymore.
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: And I just I made a mistake. I use Google,
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: you know. And and this is this is me being
- 1:23:26Speaker 2: an old millennial thinking that Google was still right like
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: a good way to find services like this, and it's
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: not anymore. Like we're back to the era of like
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: I can't look someone up in the Yellow Pages. I
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: just literally have to ask around. And nobody I know
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: has gotten their gutters cleaned, you know. So I'm like,
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: I don't know how to find a good, reliable gutter cleaner.
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: And I'm getting these just constant spam calls where they're
- 1:23:49Speaker 2: like where even when I say hello and try and
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: talk to the person, they're hanging up on me. And
- 1:23:53Speaker 2: like what's the what's the point that sucks? And then
- 1:23:57Speaker 2: I know I got a and I got a call
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: where the voice message was like twenty three minutes long
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: and it was just him sitting with his family at
- 1:24:02Speaker 2: the dinner table, you know, And I'm like, oh my god,
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: what how did you? Is from a previous number that
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: had spam called me earlier in the day, and then
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: he must have butt dialed me again later and yeah,
- 1:24:14Speaker 2: I'm just it's been such a weird experience. I'm just like,
- 1:24:18Speaker 2: I have to go through my phone account how many
- 1:24:19Speaker 2: spam calls I'm getting, because it's incredible. First real downside,
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: I think the owning a house is like how do
- 1:24:25Speaker 2: you get people who can legitimate workers who can come
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: and do the work you want without getting just bombarded
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: with spam?
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I know. It's been a huge boon that
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: my stepdad and one of my good friends are contractors
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: like above board, Like I've been around that stuff my
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: whole life. I know people who know people like that's like,
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: oh yeah, you just you just got to find someone
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: in your net because because I know people, I know
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: lots of people who know other and it's like that
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: network exists. But if you don't have that, how do
- 1:24:57Speaker 1: you tap in? That's that's rough. That's rough.
- 1:25:01Speaker 2: And I can do a lot of work myself, right,
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: That's why it's not that big of a deal for
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: me most of the work, But just getting up on
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: the roof for me is especially because I'm in this
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: town home that shares walls, so you really have to
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: access the roof from the front or the back. And
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: I just you know, it's three stories because it's a
- 1:25:19Speaker 2: basement garage on the first story, and yeah, it's just
- 1:25:23Speaker 2: it's just not you need a specialized ladder to get
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: up there.
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: Yeah, well, keep pushing it into your and more accurately
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: never social circle, and eventually someone will pop up. Thank
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