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OUTRO: Suited & Booted · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Do you reckon? We would be the workist in that room?
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  Speaker 1: Should we can.
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  Speaker 2: Do?
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  Speaker 1: We yay the stage? Oh ship you know? Are you
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  Speaker 1: guys ready?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Man, for all you med bastards loving the Big Show
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  Speaker 1: Get a Hello Radio Award Special Special Issues. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You can tell it is because as soon as you
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  Speaker 5: walk into the officers there's a waft of perfume.
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  Speaker 1: More after you look nice, Jays, thanks, man, you look
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  Speaker 1: really nice.
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  Speaker 5: I was actually because I don't generally, you know, wear
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  Speaker 5: a suit. I was trying to remember where I got
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  Speaker 5: this one from. I had no idea answer. No, it's
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  Speaker 5: it's new.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I.
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  Speaker 5: Think I've only ever worn it like once in my
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  Speaker 5: life with the fuck did I get that?
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  Speaker 2: You've got your ventilation buttons on your sleet on your
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  Speaker 2: cuff's undone there, Jo, You're going to have to sort
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  Speaker 2: that out, man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, wey is is that the jacket covers a lot
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  Speaker 5: of elves. You'll notice also, Mogan, I was thinking of
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  Speaker 5: you when I put this on. This shirt is an
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  Speaker 5: iron It is because we don't have an iron in
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  Speaker 5: our house at the moment.
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  Speaker 1: Mine's iron. Do you have a dryer? Yes, use the dryer?
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  Speaker 3: Does that get the creases out?
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  Speaker 1: Does it? Put it on shirt? Shit?
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  Speaker 5: You can also do the thing where you hang it
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  Speaker 5: in your shower and turn your shower on.
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  Speaker 1: The steam does it?
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  Speaker 3: But I couldn't be fun to do any of those.
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  Speaker 1: Away from the water. I'm guessing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just sort of hang it up off. If
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  Speaker 2: you're going to open a bathroom cabinet, hang it off
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  Speaker 2: that and then have a shower. Well you you don't
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  Speaker 2: have to be and the shp. The shirt doesn't know
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  Speaker 2: whether you're in the shower or not. The shirt only
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  Speaker 2: knows whether it's humid in there.
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  Speaker 1: That's all it's aware of. Steamy bastard.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to do a bit of a ironing spree.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to do a col I've got all of
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  Speaker 2: these suits that we've picked up from here, because we've
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  Speaker 2: picked up quite a lot over the years. Yes, I've
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  Speaker 2: got quite a few. Yeah, I wonder if that's what
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  Speaker 2: Happenstein's Barker's working style.
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  Speaker 1: I've also got No, we never got a working stuff
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  Speaker 1: from I've got one from somewhere, maybe from you see.
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  Speaker 2: Your crowd's I've got some goodies as well, but I've
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  Speaker 2: got to throw a.
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  Speaker 1: Few out, I mean give a few away.
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  Speaker 3: I've got one that is super styly.
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  Speaker 5: But then I was looking at it going because I
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  Speaker 5: got it about seven or eight years ago, a radio
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  Speaker 5: Hodaki incidentally, and I was like, is this sort of
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  Speaker 5: out of fashion now?
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  Speaker 3: This one?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Because I mean it's cool, but also it was very
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  Speaker 5: woolen and hot.
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  Speaker 3: So when I'm not going to run with that today?
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  Speaker 1: What are you looking?
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  Speaker 3: Very good?
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  Speaker 1: Keys?
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  Speaker 3: You like the little what do you call that pocket
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  Speaker 3: kerchief so.
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  Speaker 2: You can blow your honker or you mean racking up
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  Speaker 2: heaps of gear and the toilet?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, massive, smart man.
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  Speaker 5: But I would have gone for a white I would
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  Speaker 5: have gone for a white one. Is that if you
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  Speaker 5: you know getting into the powders, Well, I just want.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone to know that I'm big into the game.
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  Speaker 2: If you've got the white one, then you've got to
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  Speaker 2: course all the blood will be on it because you know,
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  Speaker 2: the cocaine's burnt through your nose.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Are you that far into it?
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  Speaker 1: Man? Fucking oath?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how good I was. There's a guy that pops
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  Speaker 2: up on my Instagram don't know what. And he's talking
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  Speaker 2: about all the time, the things that he's done where
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  Speaker 2: he should have realized that he had an issue with cocaine.
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  Speaker 2: He was on it seven days a week, working in
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  Speaker 2: bars and restaurants for the shop often the case over
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  Speaker 2: in America. Seven days seems like a lot. And he
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  Speaker 2: was saying he'd hang out with different people, so you
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  Speaker 2: have a different crowd every single night that he hung
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  Speaker 2: out with, so that all of the people didn't know
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  Speaker 2: that he was on cocaine seven days a week.
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  Speaker 1: So that too, was just normal. That was just him.
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  Speaker 1: It just seemed like it was just one day a week. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So Prebs is just in we're just in the Come
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  Speaker 1: on over, brother.
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  Speaker 3: We're in the middle of something here, Preps.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't mean to interruptout, we're just talking about cocaine.
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  Speaker 1: Have you got any for you know, the awards? Oh right, then,
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  Speaker 1: let me let me go look out in the Bee Studio.
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  Speaker 6: The Whole Racky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 6: Radio Hurarchym the Wcky Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 5: So as we were talking about it yesterday, actually Prebs
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  Speaker 5: and we were like, oh, if we can't get any
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  Speaker 5: old Prebs.
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  Speaker 3: Will have some.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right because in a in a sort of
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  Speaker 2: a world of radio, where you know, people have to
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  Speaker 2: talk for a living, you turn up at these events,
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  Speaker 2: nobody wants to talk into cocaine. Boom, we're all chanty
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  Speaker 2: charity radio radio Radio survey survey.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and that's just the first five minutes with old prebs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: so are you start?
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  Speaker 1: You walked in here, preps.
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  Speaker 6: What do you have to nothing, I'll I'll take it
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  Speaker 6: off here with you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an excell thing. I can go to the
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  Speaker 2: beach and we'll keep talking about cocaine. All right, I'll
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  Speaker 2: keep you updated, prebs.
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  Speaker 5: Well yeah, Well, incidentally, funnily enough, I was watching a
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  Speaker 5: video today Mogi on YouTube that just popped into my feed,
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  Speaker 5: and it was about this horrific alcoholic and he was,
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  Speaker 5: you know, going through two to three bottles of body a.
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  Speaker 3: Day a day, yeah, you know, liter bottles.
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  Speaker 5: And he was talking about how when it got really bad,
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  Speaker 5: he was like, yeah, exactly, he was. He was literally
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  Speaker 5: throwing up blood and then he get back to drinking.
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  Speaker 5: And that's like when you're in that position where you're
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  Speaker 5: like throwing up blood.
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  Speaker 3: Is a very bad sign for an alcoholic. And he
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  Speaker 3: was like yes, and he was like, oh well, I
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  Speaker 3: might as well just fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Care around that you can.
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  Speaker 2: You can negatively program yourself that way that you just
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  Speaker 2: that you can be puke in blood Keyzy have to
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  Speaker 2: drinking three bottles of vodka a day. But you just
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  Speaker 2: see that, you're like, okay, I'm just gonna keep on
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  Speaker 2: going as well. So the same must be true the
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  Speaker 2: other way. Yeah, this guy was so he would do
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  Speaker 2: get on the gear and anyone else will trap he
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  Speaker 2: get home, he put in a call and the he
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  Speaker 2: do another bag or two before he went to bed.
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  Speaker 2: Every day he reckoned, and then it seems too much.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot now back in my day sort of
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  Speaker 2: twenty five years. Look, I'll be honest with you, I've
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  Speaker 2: had drugs before in my life. Sure it might be
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  Speaker 2: hard to believe the next day. Who the fuck does
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  Speaker 2: it the next day? You fucking cooked.
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  Speaker 5: Unless you do it the next day.
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  Speaker 2: It is certainly true of drinking. I guess it's true
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  Speaker 2: of that as well. But must you must combine the
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  Speaker 2: two here of the dog there happenst wrecking up massive thing.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm amazed actually that he was even able to
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  Speaker 5: get to sleep if he was doing well.
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  Speaker 1: He worked.
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  Speaker 2: He worked at bars, right, that normally the way it works, right,
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  Speaker 2: But he was doing it all through service, maybe going
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  Speaker 2: to the bathroom and racking up all through service. And
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  Speaker 2: then but then you get on it and you got
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  Speaker 2: a bit about let's say nine or ten.
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  Speaker 1: At night.
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  Speaker 6: Hospital pays ship as someone who used to work in hospital,
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  Speaker 6: and so you're literally spending all your money on gear.
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  Speaker 2: You're literally going back. He was doing it on tips.
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  Speaker 2: So he had tips because he's American and he was
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  Speaker 2: and also the because he was the matre d. The
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  Speaker 2: servers would bribe him to go into better areas of
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  Speaker 2: the restaurant, better sections of the restaurant where they get
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  Speaker 2: better tips.
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  Speaker 1: Say what have you got and they'd say drugs and
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  Speaker 1: so you beauty, let's.
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  Speaker 6: Gay, Yeah, it's yeah. By the prebs is just he
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  Speaker 6: gave me a price for tonight. Fucking out of his head?
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  Speaker 1: Is that right? I don't know where he gets these,
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't. Well, the thing is high demand tonight. He
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  Speaker 1: can charge what he wants.
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  Speaker 6: Well, that's the same with Prebs, who literally doesn't do
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  Speaker 6: anything at holder.
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  Speaker 1: He like you.
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  Speaker 6: He programs the music apparently, but mostly he's just providing
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  Speaker 6: everyone with your drugs.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know what it is, Kesy, because when you
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  Speaker 5: came in today, you were just reeking of desperation, was
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  Speaker 5: I Yeah? Because you were like I couldn't get any mogi,
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't get any Yeah, what are we going to do?
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  Speaker 3: You were literally sweating on it. Yeah, Prebs saw.
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  Speaker 5: That and went, okay, I've got thisgi do you reckon?
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  Speaker 1: I could do you reckon. We could put the bit
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  Speaker 1: payment on the back burner for a week. Bit.
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  Speaker 2: So you're telling me that you can't pay your debts
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  Speaker 2: but you've got enough money for drugs.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm asking if that can be that. I'm asking
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  Speaker 1: you that though.
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  Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying, but I'm saying to you specifically. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so that's what you're saying. You're saying that you can't
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  Speaker 2: pay your debts, but you've got money for drugs.
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  Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, backbone, absolutely, thanks, you get
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  Speaker 1: a boat.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna have to duck out Fellers and actually once
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  Speaker 6: this is done, just because I don't know if I get.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I can tell you're sweating like a.
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  Speaker 1: Bas No I need a back one out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Well that's what I mean. You're sweating like
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  Speaker 3: a basket. Yeah, I know how packed and it gets the.
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  Speaker 6: Donkey and the real the donkey. It doesn't look like
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  Speaker 6: a donkey. It looks like a warhole or something. This
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  Speaker 6: is Moggie's turd reel, by the way that he's I've
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  Speaker 6: I've been seen that by so many.
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  Speaker 2: Reels now from people. After the our reel of that
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  Speaker 2: coming out from people saying of the fowlers, I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: to add another flavor.
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  Speaker 1: I have got the.
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  Speaker 2: One that stands out of my mind as a guy
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  Speaker 2: that sent me through a video of a koala with
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  Speaker 2: a huge erection.
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  Speaker 6: I've seen that one. It's not huge though, it's tiny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: can you see that to me? I haven't seen that.
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  Speaker 6: How's this fucking backbone out here? Two big bean pies
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  Speaker 6: and a red bull. My man is heading the awards tonight.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I never said him for but it seems like a
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  Speaker 6: fucking backbone. I love that shit.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, can I ask you know the after party of
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  Speaker 5: the awards, the.
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  Speaker 1: One that you're not going to, Yes, I'm not going to.
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  Speaker 3: Is that everyone or is that INSI mixed?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's both companies.
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  Speaker 5: You think there'd be like Fiesty cuffs and stuff at
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  Speaker 5: that kind of scenario, people getting on it.
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  Speaker 1: Once upon a tables.
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  Speaker 6: When I was first coming into the industry and I wasn't.
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  Speaker 6: In turn, there were some big names who were regular
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  Speaker 6: names on shows that have been there for twenty years
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  Speaker 6: who literally tried to break this couple up because one
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  Speaker 6: of them worked it into me and one.
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  Speaker 1: Worked at Media works. I vaguely remember that. Yeah, they're like,
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  Speaker 1: that's how it used to be.
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  Speaker 6: But it's like, imagine if plumbers hated one another and
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  Speaker 6: that the plumbing convention had a fisty cuffs.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they probably do.
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  Speaker 1: They probably do, yeah, but not like is talking on
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  Speaker 1: the radio. Who gives a ship? Who gives it? Anyways?
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  Speaker 3: I do Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta wrap the sh up.
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  Speaker 3: I do Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be back in a sick all right, you better be.
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  Speaker 1: Anyone want to join?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, anyone want to join? Yeah? What are
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  Speaker 3: you doing? A steamer?
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  Speaker 6: Join Old Kezy doing a steamer? Yeah, let's call it
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  Speaker 6: that code word.
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  Speaker 1: Do you anyone want to go for a steamer?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, don't mind me just going for a steamer and
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  Speaker 6: then come out blowing my nose. Hey, listen to the
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