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#340: Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil (1991) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello, what's your least favorite scary movie?
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  Shut up and take off your pants. Welcome to What's Your Least
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  Favorite Scary Movie? The podcast where we talk about
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  the good, the bad, the ugly and the absurd, and all of our
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  favorite family's favorite scary movies.
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  Because we believe every horror movie rightfully has its
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  fanbase. Even if we don't always get it.
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  My name's Travis and Jesse. And welcome.
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  To Grandma. Yeah.
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  So we are starting off prom month with a live, uncut and
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  mostly undrawn episode. Because we are Travis is getting
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  on a plane for the very first time in just over 24.
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  Hours, Yep, Yep. We're we're going away for the
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  week, so we won't be able to edit this.
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  Yeah. So we're recording it and we're
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  just going to go ahead and schedule it for release on
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  normal release daytime. Suck it, we'll do it live as the
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  opposite of kids say. Yeah, yeah.
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  So yeah, we're, we've got a whole new theme month again.
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  This is a recurring one. It's prom month.
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  Do it every May. So we got a good one to kick it
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  off with. Except for our new franchise.
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  We are going to have our new franchise announcement out
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  hopefully next weekend. Yeah, I hope so.
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  We just haven't had a chance to record it yet.
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  And if we don't record it, we'll we'll figure something out.
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  We'll still make it an announcement.
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  Excited about it. It's going to be a good one.
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  I think everybody's going to be pretty stoked.
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  Hope so. But I don't have any other
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  announcements. I don't either.
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  So like in the meantime, let's just talk about what the movie
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  we're going to be talking about today is, which is Prom Night 4.
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  We still got more prom nights to talk about for.
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  People, Prom Night 4 deliver us from evil.
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  Deliver us from evil. Can't forget the subtitle.
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  That's right. Yes.
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  So that's what we're going to get into, right?
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  Now all. Right so Prom Night 4 released
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  May 14th, 1991. It premiered on that day at the
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  Cannes Film Cannes Film Festival.
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  God, it's almost its 35th birthday.
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  It's pretty wild. It's also pretty wild that this
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  is something that premiered at Cannes, right?
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  Yeah, you know, I was so busy. Rude on that on that that the.
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  The implications of that didn't really.
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  There's just like a lot of like prestigious movies and then Prom
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  Night 4. I wanna know what films played
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  at the 1991 Cannes Film Festival.
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  I would love to know, you know what?
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  Fill some dead air real quick. Let's pull it up real quick.
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  We're gonna have fun, right? Yeah.
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  We're gonna fill all the dead airs, Travis, Google something
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  so fast, So fast. You Googles, he types and he's
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  there and he's pulling up the list.
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  All right. Scrolling and here we go.
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  All righty, so let's see Official selection.
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  We have way too many fucking movies.
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  To talk about OK, Oh boy. Let's see if I can find some
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  noticeable ones let's see actually scratch there there's a
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  lot of movies there, but these are a lot of movies I don't even
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  know about like so I I don't even see prom night 4 listed
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  here so OK, so. You know, we're not editing
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  this, so I can't cut that part. So just in your heads, imagine
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  you never heard anything. Yeah, but it totally won.
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  Well, this is revisionist history right here.
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  Prom Night 4 was the winner of the festival for.
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  Sure, there we go. So it had, it's that wide
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  released December 1991. I imagine that's when it went
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  straight to video. Although I did read that it had
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  a very small theatrical release but I have absolutely no details
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  of it than that about that. So if you want to watch it, you
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  can only stream it. You can't rent this movie.
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  Yeah, you can't pay for this if you want.
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  To yeah, but there's all, I mean, it's basically on almost
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  exclusively free streaming options.
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  So we have Tubi, Pluto, Sling TV, Plex, Fandango at home, and
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  Prime, which is where we watched it.
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  We watched it on Prime because it's the lesser of ads of the
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  options. There three ad break totals.
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  Yeah. So three ad breaks total.
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  Jesus Christ, we didn't. This is this is a disaster.
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  I'm so sorry. It's, it's fun.
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  We got this all right. Written by Richard Beatty,
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  directed by Quay Boris, music by Paul Azaza and special effects
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  make up by Brock Joliff. All right.
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  Starring Nicole Debauer as Megan Jhyman as Mark, Joy Tanner
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  premiering as Laura, this is her first movie.
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  Oh. Really.
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  Yeah, and she looks really familiar and she's still
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  working. To yeah, I was gonna say she's
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  in a shit ton of shit do. You know her did.
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  You were you wearing. I recognized her face and I went
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  and I pulled up her IMDBI don't remember everything that I read
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  on there, but she's on. She's in a shit ton.
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  Of shit, she is still working today.
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  Exactly the same too, just not good for her blonde.
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  Ally Gabbin as Jeff, Jimmy Carver as Father Jonas and
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  returning as always in the prom night movies, Brock Simpson as
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  Father Colin. I swear to God if Brock Simpson
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  isn't in the remake. I know, like I feel like he's
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  gotta be. I will.
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  Cry. He hasn't been with us for four
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  years of prom months. Yeah, I was like whenever I saw
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  him when we were watching this last night, I was like, that's
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  got to be him. That's got that face that looks
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  like the fucking kid from the. First one, can I remember his
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  face looks like, but I was like, that was the first thing I did
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  when we finished the movie was like full of the IMDb.
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  I was like, who's our returning fellow?
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  I'm glad he had a decent role. You know, he's not like in the
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  movie for a long time. He's in it for a good time.
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  Yeah. And just like in the first one,
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  he's kind of the cause of all of the things that happened.
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  Yeah, he kind of fucked up. I mean even that other priest
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  was like idiot. Yeah, a major situation.
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  OK, time for a favorite game on the show.
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  Budget or budget? I mean if this is under 100 mil
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  budget I'll be shocked. Yeah, well, we'll never know.
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  I mean, you can't win can without, you know, a big budget.
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  Yeah, but they did. Maybe.
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  I don't know. I.
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  If they won, can. Like can just cease to exist
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  after that. Yeah, I don't know.
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  I don't have a number for any of this stuff here.
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  Like there's no financials whatsoever that I have, but I do
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  have the IMDb score, which is a 4.1.
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  OK, so you know what? Yeah, it's OK.
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  Yeah. That that mean that's about what
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  you expect for this time type of thing.
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  Yeah. So have 4 movies and no, I have
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  3 movies. Sorry.
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  I always said that because this one is a four just like the one
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  we're talking about today. This is what's OK.
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  I'm getting there. The theme I'm trying to think of
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  how to wear this but it's like it's it's religion fucking with
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  shit. OK.
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  So it's all religion's fault, I guess.
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  Are people like utilizing religion too?
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  In a way. So yeah, kind of like we got a
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  mixture of that here, misappropriation of like in this
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  movie right here, it's this guy went, you know, kind of
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  unhinged. So they're like, well, the devil
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  is totally taking him over. Let's walk him in the cellar and
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  we'll get the first option of this one right here.
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  It's interesting that you said seller because I wrote seller
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  the first time we see it, and then when I saw he was locked up
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  in there I started referring to it as a dungeon.
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  I changed it to his lair as we went on to it.
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  All right, so the first movie from 1991, Omen 4 The Awakening.
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  My stomach is fucking going crazy right now.
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  I hope that is not going to come through here.
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  We have that. We have Cordelia crying
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  pitifully by the door. Yeah, there's a lot of sounds
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  happening, folks. There are, so I apologize if
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  that's coming through, but let's get back on topic it.
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  Was awoken. Was it Damien again?
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  It is a another child that they suspect is the spawn of Damien.
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  Dorman. It's dormant.
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  Awaken. This time it's a little girl.
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  Damia. Damia Dame.
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  Dame. Yeah, Dame.
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  There we go, Dame. Yeah.
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  Hey, Dame. So that movie came out May 20th
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  1990. One 4.5 million budget worldwide
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  gross TV. It premiered on TV, so.
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  However much your TV was, that's how much you paid for.
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  Exactly. Yeah, I mean, it premiered on
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  Fox. It was apparently I was just
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  reading a little bit. It was apparently supposed to be
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  like the first of many TV sequels for this franchise.
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  That kind of I. Think these guys in 1991 were
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  kind of expensive, weren't they? Probably, Yeah, yeah.
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  I mean. I guess neither of us would
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  really know. Yeah, that was the year before
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  and you know, like I wasn't into.
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  I wouldn't have been Privy to that knowledge till I was born
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  when I was like wee baby. In fact, that was the first
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  thing that your father said to y'all.
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  He clipped the umbilical cord and he said, Travis, there will
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  be ATV in your room. I paid so much for it.
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  Please watch all the TV. Just like, holds me up and like,
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  points out the TV. It's like Travis, that shit's
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  expensive. It's a pretty penny, all right.
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  IMDb scores 3.9. Yeah.
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  All right, movie #2 the pit and the pin jewel.
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  OK. This is a Stuart Gordon movie
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  and I read. Off of the Edgar Allan Poe,
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  yeah. No doubt.
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  Sure. I don't know.
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  Like I I read the synopsis. Basically, what happens here is
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  the church is torturing people, and this woman publicly opposes
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  it, and they claim her to be a witch.
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  So they're like, all right, we're going to just torture you
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  with this new torture device to pit in a pendulum.
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  Is that the story of Edgar Allan Poe's version?
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  I don't remember how it starts. I just remember it's like the
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  person is, you know, pretty scared because there's a
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  pendulum swinging, but there's also a pit.
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  So they have to try and avoid the pendulum and the pit.
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  All right. Yeah, Well, that's probably what
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  happens here too. I'm going to just take a guess.
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  So this came out June 27th with a 2 million budgets worldwide
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  gross 3331 dollars. Wow.
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  Happy evil. Yeah, IMDb 6 I was in.
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  OK. Yeah, OK.
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  Yeah. You know, like Stuart Gordon's
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  pretty solid. So I imagine that's a pretty
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  solid movie and the final movie I have here, Freddy's Dead, The
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  Final Nightmare. And the only reason I have that
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  is because his mother was a nun and his.
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  Father smelled of elderberries. Yes, exactly.
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  So that released September 13th with a nine to $11 million
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  budgets worldwide gross 34.9 million IMDb 4.7 What?
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  You know, you know my feelings on that movie.
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  Freddy's dead. You don't like that one?
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  That's that's the one where it has Joseph from King of the
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  Hill. Listen.
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  And they all like, run away from school.
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  I like a lot of individual elements of the movie.
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  I don't like them together. Yeah, yeah.
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  I mean, it's fine. It's like a camping.
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  Remember that avocado pesto we made the other day where it's
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  like all of these things individually sound good?
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  Not to me. Not together, they didn't.
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  No, it was pretty bad. That's how I feel about Freddy's
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  Dead, OK? So I have one tag on.
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  Just one. Just one Who's on the poster?
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  They ditched the prom for a private party.
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  Now it's the last dance. Yeah.
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  Yeah, Like, whatever. I mean, it's not, like, fun.
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  Yeah, It's just like this is what the.
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  Synopsis and the obvious pun. Yeah, So.
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  All right, so fun facts don't have a whole lot to go over
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  today, but we got some stuff at least.
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  So I was reading that Peter Simpson, who is one of the
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  producers, I imagine has some relation to Brock Simpson, which
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  is why that guy keeps getting cast in all these movies here.
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  But he he. Maybe.
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  Maybe it's opposite. Maybe Peter brought Brock on
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  board. Yeah.
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  OK. Or no, Maybe Brock brought Peter
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  on board. OK.
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  Yeah, yeah, sorry. OK.
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  So apparently Peter wanted to take an intellectual approach
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  with the movie this time versus what the previous entries
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  brought to the table. So I don't necessarily know what
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  that. Maybe I'm stupid because I do
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  not see the deeper meaning in this movie.
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  Well, we're going to get into that here just a little bit with
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  what he's about to say. But like, I think, like, to me,
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  this sounds like this guy was trying to take the very first
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  stab at quote UN quote elevated horror.
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  We just watched Scream fight last night and Travis rolled his
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  eyes all the way to the back of his head when they're talking
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  about elevated work. I fucking hate it.
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  It's the most pretentious fucking thing I've ever heard in
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  my life. So yeah, that's what they were
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  going for. They tapped director Quay Boris
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  for the job. And Peter Simpson says
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  ultimately he blames him for the reason why I never became
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  intellectual, because in his words, he was more accustomed to
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  low brow action flicks for his work.
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  Then why did you? Hire him.
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  I agree. Now I was thinking about that
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  too. The script to work with, you
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  know. Look, OK points here first, I
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  agree with what you say, but not all directors can be pitching
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  holed into one genre. Like an action guy can do a
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  horror movie, a drama person can do a comedy.
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  You know I. Agree with that.
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  So like I, you know, like this guy has made some, I guess
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  probably successful movies in this time or else he wouldn't be
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  getting this right here. Although come on, it's prom
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  night 4. So they're not like pulling the
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  best of the best for this right here.
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  Also this explains a lot of this shit in this movie.
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  Like when we get the fucking. Action Walk away from.
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  Yes, exactly. You know what, though?
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  I did point out that was a parallel from the beginning to
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  the end. You're right, There's your
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  intellectual. That guy's like, OK, so like I
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  I'm still going to do explosions, but I'm going to do
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  them smart. So like, it's going to start
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  with one and then it's going to end with one, and it's going to
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  be like all kinds of meaning in there.
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  You know what, like that right there.
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  Actually, this is all making sense to me right now.
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  Coming together. He's like, he's like, clearly
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  this guy likes what I do. He likes explosions, or else he
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  wouldn't bring me here. I just got to do smart
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  explosions. OK, really, that is all that.
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  Like really, there's nothing else that I can go on here.
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  So I guess one other thing is like, we get a toast to Jamie
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  Lee Curtis mid. Movies.
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  Which was kind of a fourth wall break, yeah cuz I mean like, I
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  mean. Quite a bit.
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  You can't really, I mean, like it's basically like the actress
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  like thank you Jamie Lee for being here to start this series
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  cuz I wouldn't be acting in this movie if you didn't do that
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  movie. Yeah, yeah.
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  Which is kind of cool. So there we go.
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  That's it for fun Facts. So let's do her good, bad, ugly
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  and absurd. Jesse, what do you like about
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  this one? I liked the creepy set pieces.
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  I think chanting monks always sound creepy.
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  Although some of the chanting is actually like I might be mixing
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  up my history. I think some of the like
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  recorded chanting that happens is like actually drinking songs.
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  But. Drinking songs not necessarily
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  from monks, but. Well, yeah, probably, I mean,
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  but. Yeah, I'd, I'd have to take a
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  revisit where I read that to get more details on that.
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  But I think, you know, between that and the dungeons and the
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  monastery, that is now a summer home that's way larger than
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  their regular home. Well, yeah, it used to be a
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  monastery. Rich people problems.
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  Yeah, right. And like, I just think all of
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  those set pieces are really good.
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  I liked the idea of them, you know, skipping the prom, but
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  they're still doing kind of quasi prom things.
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  It's their own prom. Yeah, I mean they're they just
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  went right to the after party instead of doing the party
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  first. Yeah, I, I, I think that was all
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  fun. I like that we saw the
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  individual friendships between them.
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  You know, I think that that's all really nice.
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  I like that we have very defined characteristics for leading
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  women, which we don't always get in these types of movies.
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  So that's nice. Yeah.
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  And I'm just gonna say it. Jonas's hair for not taking care
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  of it for 33 years until Father Collins becomes his caretaker.
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  It was really nice. I think no, that's.
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  A beautiful ponytail. I took my ponytail a little.
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  Bit I took it like they were consistent.
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  You can't do 30 years and it'll only grow out that much.
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  They were consistently grooming that guy.
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  I think it was just like an every now and then you got to go
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  down there and give him a trim and give him a shave.
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  I don't know how often. Every so often was though,
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  because when Father Jägermeister takes him down there, Father
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  Jägermeister. See, that's the drinking songs.
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  Like Father Jägermeister. He's got his own shirt, like a
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  brand of Catholicism. That's yeah.
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  No, that's the the blood that they consume with.
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  Yeah. No, when he takes him down to
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  like teach him about Jonas or whatever, he looks like Robin
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  Williams. So he comes out of the Jumanji
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  board 30. Years.
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  Yeah, he does, yeah. It's and then suddenly, like
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  Colin's like, listen, I'm going to shave you.
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  I'm going to. We've learned so much about
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  curly hair since you came down here.
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  We're going to take care of this.
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  I'm not going to give you your meds.
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  I want you to be able to consent to some other things.
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  Yeah. So I that was it was a nice
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  ponytail is the main story of this.
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  Yeah, he got some hair on him. Yeah, Yeah.
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  OK, what did you like about the movie?
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  I like that this series kind of continues to just switch it up
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  with each movie, you know, I, I feel like Prom Night 2 was the
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  best direction they could have went with it because it kind of
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  just opened up the possibilities for what they could.
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  Have done and also Prom Night 2 is just it's a great movie.
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  It's the most fun out of I'm just going to say it right here
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  right now. It's the most fun out of all
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  four of these. I agree, this one is actually
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  really good in my this one rates high among all of them for me I.
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  Liked it a lot more than I expected it.
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  Too. I did too.
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  Yeah. I was expecting to be like super
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  like Prom Night 3 was really cheesy and cheap and like, it
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  wasn't. It wasn't a good movie.
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  But although you got to love the absolute absurdity of how many
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  bodies they buried on the football field.
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  Yeah, no, I mean, it wasn't bad. Like I had fun with it still.
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  But this one right here I liked, I liked what they did with it.
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  So like this time they like for like they they, they didn't go
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  with the supernatural spin, they went with a traditional swasher
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  again. Well, I guess it depends on if
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  you believe that he was actually possessed by the I don't a
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  demon. Well, I think he may have been
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  because he had like the random bleeding from his like hands and
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  his head and stuff like that, which, you know, like.
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  I don't know, I think it might just be like a religiously based
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  psychosis. It could be, but at the same
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  time he's just randomly bleeding from his hands without anything.
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  You know, like there's something supernatural about it.
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  When? Did we see nothing happening to
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  his hands? When did we see an actual
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  stigmata? Several times, I think you were
• 19:34
  just looking down at your paper writing notes, but there are
• 19:36
  several times he holds out his hands, nothing done, and all of
• 19:38
  a sudden, like a bit of blood just starts to run down from the
• 19:41
  center of his palm. I.
• 19:43
  Don't think so. They have.
• 19:44
  To that happened in the movie like definitively.
• 19:46
  I don't think that that necessarily means it's a true
• 19:49
  stigmata. What's the possible real world
• 19:54
  explanation for that right there?
• 19:56
  You can go online and you can search all of the debunked
• 19:59
  instances of stigmata like they have to be verified by a
• 20:02
  cardinal or whatever in the Catholic Church like it's an
• 20:05
  actual. Thing this cardinal is like this
• 20:07
  shits fucked. This guy is a demon.
• 20:11
  That's what the cardinal in this movie said.
• 20:12
  I think he verified it. I think the cardinal said.
• 20:15
  We don't want the church to get in trouble for this.
• 20:17
  This would look real bad. Well, which one is it, Jessie?
• 20:20
  Does the Cardinal say it or not? Which one he?
• 20:22
  Didn't say anything about stigmata in this.
• 20:25
  Well, he he implied it. It was implied.
• 20:28
  Whatever. What else do you like about this
• 20:29
  movie? OK.
• 20:30
  So. I can't have a religious debate
• 20:33
  right now. I'm not.
• 20:34
  Fine look. I like that it was a killer
• 20:36
  priest. I like the killer priest.
• 20:38
  Was a fun slasher villain angle. I loved his weapon, the cross
• 20:42
  with the blade. That's a cool weapon but I gotta
• 20:46
  say needs more eye patch. He could have pulled off an eye
• 20:50
  patch just as well as the priest in Silver Bullet.
• 20:54
  He could have he would have rocked it just as well.
• 20:56
  And this is one thing you made a comment last night, but this was
• 21:00
  something that I was thinking even before you said this.
• 21:03
  But this movie gave me black Christmas vibes.
• 21:06
  And you made a comment about like the the Mormon.
• 21:09
  Tabernacle Choir, she said. I got an obscene call and I said
• 21:11
  no, it's just the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
• 21:14
  But it's like the same thing in in this movie.
• 21:16
  It's the guy out there creeping from outside, watching them in
• 21:19
  the windows, and then he does the absurd calls.
• 21:21
  If he had said forgive me for those of you who don't like this
• 21:26
  language piggy pink cunt at any point I wouldn't have been
• 21:29
  shocked. I mean he called them like
• 21:31
  whores and cock suckers which is basically what the like Billy
• 21:35
  said in Black Christmas also. Well, Billy gets way more
• 21:37
  graphic. Yeah, he does.
• 21:39
  But you know, like we're, we're touching, we're scraping it.
• 21:42
  There, with that right there. But I thought that that was
• 21:44
  cool. Yeah.
• 21:45
  I like, I liked it, you know, like this movie did a lot of
• 21:48
  good stuff. It did good with the stalking,
• 21:50
  with the slashing. And I like the characters, you
• 21:54
  know, like, I I thought that this was a good one.
• 21:56
  I thought that they did a pretty good job with this.
• 21:59
  OK, what? What about Beth?
• 22:01
  I think that there were some things introduced and look, I
• 22:05
  think that you can have elements to a story that just serve the
• 22:10
  purpose of world building and giving character background.
• 22:14
  I fully believe that. However, it does feel like maybe
• 22:19
  some things were added a little bit gratuitously.
• 22:22
  Like what? Like the the brother, the
• 22:26
  younger brother, he doesn't even get a name.
• 22:28
  He's just. He does, Jonathan.
• 22:30
  When do we hear that? Or do you just know it from
• 22:34
  looking at the? No, it was in the movie.
• 22:35
  Yeah, it was in the movie. It's very brief, but it's it's
• 22:39
  there. He was Mark Bro in my nose the
• 22:41
  entire time but like he didn't really serve much of A purpose
• 22:47
  than to be a horny preachy and that gets killed.
• 22:49
  Yeah, he was going to be mine too, because it was just, it was
• 22:54
  a seed that was planted that it really had no pay off.
• 22:56
  I think the only thing that it did was like when they're at the
• 22:59
  house and we see somebody's watching them outside, we find
• 23:03
  out that like it's been both the priest, Father Jonas and
• 23:07
  Jonathan this whole time. So.
• 23:09
  And then he dies. So he's just another body to
• 23:12
  throw into the mix also. But yeah, like, he didn't really
• 23:15
  serve much of A purpose. I was happy for him when he like
• 23:18
  tricked his brother and he was like pretending to be sick.
• 23:21
  And then his brother leaves and he like gets in the middle of
• 23:23
  the floor and he just like fist pumps.
• 23:24
  He's like, I fucking did. This is.
• 23:26
  Gonna be awesome. He's gonna have a nice weekend
• 23:27
  at home. Me too, and I was totally
• 23:30
  content with that being his victory right there.
• 23:32
  But no, we had to kill him. No.
• 23:34
  So he was gonna come and commit sex crimes because he was
• 23:37
  recording Jeff and Laura? Yeah, he was going to sell it
• 23:40
  too. Yeah.
• 23:42
  There's also the whole like so the Summer House slash X
• 23:49
  monastery was broken into, but I don't think it was Jonas because
• 23:57
  that stuff had been out and rotting for a while.
• 24:00
  The break in had basically nothing to do with anything.
• 24:06
  Yeah, it didn't have anything to do.
• 24:07
  It definitely wasn't implied that it was Jonas, I don't
• 24:10
  think. I think it was just meant to be
• 24:12
  like somebody broke in and. But also, what fucking weirdos
• 24:17
  steal a refrigerator and leave an entire deli counters worth of
• 24:22
  meat? Yeah.
• 24:24
  I mean, like you're probably the meat's going to go bad if you
• 24:26
  try and transport it truly. But like it is weird.
• 24:30
  How far are you transferring, transporting this refrigerator?
• 24:34
  Who is committing this crime? This is like the first Fast and
• 24:37
  Furious movie because it's like, but why?
• 24:39
  Who is this for? What are you actually getting
• 24:41
  out of this? Yeah, I don't know, you know,
• 24:43
  and. Then they, you know, as he
• 24:44
  pointed out, like they left the entire fucking wine cellar
• 24:48
  untouched. I know all those expensive aged
• 24:51
  wines, yeah. So I there were just some
• 24:55
  things. And like I said, I'm not one of
• 24:56
  the like people will complain in drama series about filler
• 25:00
  episodes. I'm like, well, no, like you
• 25:02
  have to, you have to have those character building episodes.
• 25:05
  You have to feel tension. You have to understand some of
• 25:08
  the more intricacies of the type.
• 25:10
  Everything can't be all action all the time.
• 25:12
  So I'm fine with those those types of things, but I do
• 25:17
  ultimately want them to mean something to the story.
• 25:20
  They don't have to be an important plot point, they just
• 25:23
  have to be relevant. Yeah, I get you.
• 25:27
  OK. Well, like I said, I agreed with
• 25:30
  you about Jonathan. I feel like he could have been
• 25:33
  more. I also feel like the cardinal
• 25:34
  could have been a bit more like, he was like, played up as like
• 25:37
  this big thing, like if anything goes wrong, call the cardinal.
• 25:40
  And then he does. And the Cardinal, like, is just
• 25:42
  not present until the end of the movie.
• 25:44
  And it's like, OK, what was the point of that, you know?
• 25:49
  They needed to get Bert Simpson back in there.
• 25:52
  Yeah, I guess, yeah. I don't, I don't know.
• 25:55
  But I mean, there's not much else I could really complain
• 25:59
  about. I guess that there are moments
• 26:01
  of it just kind of like slowing down and it takes a while for
• 26:06
  him to like get into the groove of shit whenever they all arrive
• 26:09
  at the house there, you know, like I'm, I'm cool with the
• 26:11
  stalking and stuff, but like, there's only so much of like
• 26:14
  doing the same bits over and over until like shit starts
• 26:17
  going off that I can really be on board for.
• 26:22
  So. But other than that, yeah, like
• 26:24
  I, I thought the rest of it was pretty well done.
• 26:27
  So let's do ugly. I think I'm going to say the way
• 26:30
  everybody seems to treat Megan OK because they they make fun of
• 26:35
  her for her piety. Laura is like flirting with her
• 26:42
  at one point and saying it's just funny because she's so
• 26:44
  pure. Mark and Jeff are like fully
• 26:48
  talking about it being her first time having sex and they're like
• 26:51
  he's showing the lingerie he bought.
• 26:54
  It's so weird, yeah. And then they're going to play a
• 26:57
  game called Confession, which nothing came out of that either,
• 26:59
  other than Megan being like, super devout.
• 27:02
  And she's like, well, yeah, I'm not like Laura forced into this
• 27:05
  Catholic girls school. Megan seems to actually be a
• 27:08
  devout Catholic. Yeah, she's into it and.
• 27:11
  And everybody seems shocked when she's like, yeah, no, I'm super
• 27:15
  Catholic, you guys give me shit about it all the time.
• 27:17
  But of course, if I go do confession, I'm going to go do
• 27:19
  confession correctly. I'm going to tell him about this
• 27:21
  right here. Yeah, for sure.
• 27:24
  So I, yeah, just, I think. And then, and that's another
• 27:28
  fucking thing. I thought it was going to matter
• 27:31
  to Jonas that Megan is devout. I thought that was going to be
• 27:37
  relevant. Well, he overheard that she was
• 27:40
  down for some sex and he's like, that's a sin.
• 27:43
  I cannot forgive that. But she didn't do it, and she
• 27:46
  also said that she would confess it if she did.
• 27:48
  I, I don't know. I just again doesn't.
• 27:52
  My uglies and my bad's converging.
• 27:55
  OK, Yeah. I mean, other than that I think
• 27:58
  I could just throw in the Jonathan recording the sex and
• 28:01
  just be in a real creepy pervert for the whole time he's on
• 28:05
  screen. No way that they don't hear him
• 28:08
  standing in the room. They were following his
• 28:12
  direction, unbuttoned her shirt. It's like they they had to hear
• 28:17
  it or they were like taking it in subconsciously.
• 28:21
  And I'm like, oh, I guess I need to unbutton the shirt now.
• 28:23
  Like it was really weird. Maybe they're really like slurpy
• 28:28
  kissers so they couldn't hear him.
• 28:30
  Gross. All right.
• 28:34
  Absurd. Absurd.
• 28:37
  OK, yeah, I'm going to throw a couple out there.
• 28:41
  One is just a continuity mistake at the beginning, which I think
• 28:44
  is funny. Lisa's, what is it?
• 28:49
  Corsage. It switches sides and it
• 28:52
  wouldn't be such a big deal if they didn't draw attention to
• 28:55
  it. But he's like, I'm crushing your
• 28:58
  corsage and I'm like, that was not over her right loop before
• 29:00
  it was over her left boob. Well, he had to grow up the left
• 29:03
  boob and they're like, well, you gotta touch the corsage, so I
• 29:06
  guess just move that. You can't change the boob, you
• 29:08
  grow up. You gotta change the placement
• 29:10
  of the corsage and stuff. So much more work than just
• 29:13
  taking the corsage off. I know.
• 29:16
  It's so stupid. And also I, you know, we kind of
• 29:20
  talked about this a little bit last night.
• 29:21
  The they just want an excuse to get somebody in a bathroom
• 29:26
  because those are always scary in horror movies.
• 29:28
  And so they had Laura shower after sex, and she goes missing.
• 29:33
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's looking around for
• 29:35
  her. When they finally get in there
• 29:36
  and they get into the bathroom, it's still so steamy that you
• 29:39
  can see a frowny face that was, like, rubbed into the mirror.
• 29:42
  And there's no way. That was so she did a :) and
• 29:49
  then he came in there, kidnapped her, changed it to a frowny
• 29:52
  face. Like, did he just breathe?
• 29:56
  Onto it. No, I think, I think he.
• 29:59
  I think he turned on the water again.
• 30:01
  He's like, I'm undoing that. That's a sin.
• 30:03
  Even so. You can't be happy.
• 30:05
  That's a sin. Yeah.
• 30:06
  This monastery is so old, there's no way that the bathroom
• 30:09
  retained the heat in the moisture well enough for that
• 30:13
  frowny that frowny face to still be there by the time they got in
• 30:17
  there. What can I tell you, Jesse?
• 30:19
  Father Jonas. My name is Jonas.
• 30:23
  He's so he's a little bit magical.
• 30:26
  In a bad way. What's your absurd?
• 30:28
  Well, I mean the the straight up action moments that we get in
• 30:31
  this movie, which it all makes sense to me now, but like just I
• 30:35
  thought it was awesome. You were.
• 30:36
  Personally, so happy you're like, he did the action movie
• 30:39
  thing. He walked away from the
• 30:40
  exploder. Like, and he wasn't looking at
• 30:43
  it. I love his fucking.
• 30:45
  He's got these crazy powers. He has the thing where he like
• 30:48
  does the holy water, but it's fire.
• 30:50
  That was cool. That's so fucking awesome, man.
• 30:53
  And like he has that fucking, that fucking weapon is so
• 30:58
  fucking cool. But I mean all the stuff is just
• 31:00
  so absurd too. Like he's on the roof and he
• 31:02
  like jumps down to the roof and he can like teleport and shit.
• 31:04
  I don't fucking know what this dude's do is, but it's pretty
• 31:08
  great. God, I felt like I had something
• 31:11
  else too, but I can't remember. Oh yeah, I felt like the like
• 31:16
  the whole opening thing with Father Colin was kind of weird,
• 31:22
  right? Like what the fuck was even
• 31:24
  happening here? I felt like we just were
• 31:25
  building shit to give old Phil Simpsons and screens.
• 31:30
  I thought Colin and Jennifer were going to be much bigger
• 31:33
  players. Yeah, because they, the way it's
• 31:36
  introduced, I thought Jennifer was Megan for the longest time
• 31:39
  until I heard her name was Megan, which was over halfway
• 31:42
  through the movie. It was a, it was a little
• 31:45
  surprising to me, but yeah, like, no, no, other than that,
• 31:50
  that's all I got right there. OK, All right.
• 31:52
  Ready to rate it? Yes.
• 31:54
  What you got overall, actually, I had I had fun with this.
• 31:57
  It it, it still kind of kept some of the problem spirit.
• 32:01
  It was fun. It was entertaining.
• 32:04
  It was weird. Yeah.
• 32:06
  But I'm OK with weird. I think I'd give it a 7.
• 32:08
  That's where I was leaning with the two because I I like this
• 32:11
  one. I thought it was an actual
• 32:13
  really fun entry in the series. All right, so our starting
• 32:16
  ambitious, she haven't. She haven't.
• 32:18
  All right, let's talk about it. So we start off with the creepy
• 32:23
  church and Latin chanting, and we see a priest who's asking
• 32:28
  Jesus to help save the sluts. The sluts and the horse.
• 32:31
  Hell yeah, brother. Yeah.
• 32:34
  Pray for them. Not for what they've done, but
• 32:38
  for all that they do for everybody.
• 32:43
  I don't know, man. I'm.
• 32:44
  Just I don't know how to continue this line.
• 32:46
  Of that, it's positive, I'm giving it, he's giving it a
• 32:48
  negative thing. I'm going to.
• 32:49
  I'm balancing out with the positivity here, OK?
• 32:52
  So we cut to Hamilton High 1957. I thought we were going to get
• 32:56
  some Mary Lou here so wish 'cause this is the same problem
• 32:59
  from that one right from the opening of Prom Night 2.
• 33:03
  Was that the year that it happened?
• 33:04
  It's the same high school I know.
• 33:06
  For sure, I know it's the same high school.
• 33:08
  Yeah, it's because the way that I envisioned this, I thought we
• 33:12
  were like gonna just get like a different snippet of that night
• 33:15
  with Mary Lou doing something. I thought she was going to be
• 33:17
  in. 1857 OK, yeah, I I thought we might have.
• 33:21
  I didn't think we would have Mary Lou.
• 33:22
  And I'm kind of glad that we didn't have Mary Lou.
• 33:24
  I spoke at length last year about how I didn't appreciate
• 33:28
  the characterization of Mary Lou in Part 3.
• 33:30
  So wait, wait, hold on, let's think about this for a second.
• 33:32
  Because like this shit got really fucked up at this prom,
• 33:37
  like in the movie, like the whole fucking like gym catches
• 33:41
  on fire. But before that the fucking car
• 33:43
  exploded outside and nobody mentioned that.
• 33:45
  Nobody mentioned it. Isn't that weird?
• 33:47
  A fucking priest went over there and just like just did holy
• 33:50
  water fire balls and just like ignited, a car exploded.
• 33:55
  Nobody fucking noticed this. They were dealing.
• 33:57
  With the fire inside the gym. They were, they were dealing
• 34:01
  with like their own carry situation there.
• 34:03
  Yeah, anyway, Brad came alone, Lisa and Larry came together,
• 34:09
  but they're not going steady, which is good because Larry is
• 34:11
  fucking Denise out in his car, but apparently it's not that
• 34:14
  good. And you know, like they always
• 34:16
  say, it's not who you come with, it's who you go home with.
• 34:19
  I. Love that we get that in all of
• 34:20
  these I. Know it's a nice little thread.
• 34:23
  They go smoochy woochy out in the hall and do some smoking.
• 34:27
  You know you got the after sex cigarettes, but the before sex
• 34:30
  cigarettes are just as important.
• 34:33
  And then while they're there smoking, their respective dates
• 34:36
  also ran off together. Brad came alone.
• 34:40
  I just said that. I thought that he implied that
• 34:43
  he was there with somebody. He never really said anything.
• 34:45
  He just said. It was very explicitly stated
• 34:48
  that he came. Alone it was a non answer.
• 34:51
  His friend comes over and he says, I can't believe you came
• 34:54
  here solo, Brad. And Brad's like, didn't want to
• 34:57
  be tied down. And then Lisa comes over and
• 35:00
  she's like, he really came alone.
• 35:01
  And he's like, yeah. And he goes, what about you and
• 35:03
  Larry? And she goes, oh, we're not
• 35:05
  steady. He.
• 35:06
  I forget. Exactly.
• 35:07
  Well, OK, whatever. Sure.
• 35:08
  He's the one then. He's, he's the loner, all right.
• 35:11
  Anyway, Jonas has to come commit the ultimate cock block.
• 35:14
  Yeah, yeah, 'cause they're in the car, they're getting to it.
• 35:17
  Let. Them send first.
• 35:19
  I at first he was doing them a favor.
• 35:22
  He was sitting in the mood. He wet like lit candles and put
• 35:24
  them on their hood. You know that right there?
• 35:27
  He's like, hold on a second. And then, yeah, he's just like.
• 35:30
  He gets too carried away. He busts in through the window,
• 35:34
  takes his cross weapon, slits her throat and then Brad gets
• 35:40
  out and he gets stabbed and then the car explodes.
• 35:44
  And nobody cares because inside shit's already bad inside.
• 35:49
  OK, so we got to Saint Basil Seminary 1957.
• 35:53
  A trio of priests unlock a seller.
• 35:56
  At this point I was calling it a seller.
• 35:58
  The we see the murder priest, Father Jonas.
• 36:02
  Yes, he's whipping himself. Self flagellating like in the
• 36:06
  Scarlet Letter. Yeah, he, he's not feeling too
• 36:09
  good. He's sinned.
• 36:10
  They call him an abomination, which is I think that's like a
• 36:15
  really intense insult if you're a religious figure like to if if
• 36:20
  a priest said that to me, I'd be like, damn, that's really harsh
• 36:23
  words for you. That's like you calling me the C
• 36:24
  word. I think Father Jonas took it
• 36:26
  really, really hard. I don't think that he they put
• 36:29
  him in the chamber. I think he was just like in an
• 36:31
  episode of depression and he's like, I'm not coming out.
• 36:33
  That's why he's so fungulating. Exactly.
• 36:36
  So yeah, I mean, that's it. Like we cut to 1991 at Saint
• 36:40
  George Church. We have Connor, who is or not of
• 36:45
  Connor Colin. I thought his name was Connor,
• 36:48
  First Father Colin. He is talking with Jennifer
• 36:51
  outside and she's wishing him very well and good luck because
• 36:55
  he's going on a mission. Until Father Jonas later heckles
• 37:01
  him about fucking Jennifer. I thought her name was Jenna.
• 37:05
  Oh really? OK, he pulled a William Shatner
• 37:07
  in his congeniality and he goes Jenna.
• 37:09
  Jenna. Yeah, he is supposed to be.
• 37:13
  He's been doing mission work and he was supposed to be getting
• 37:16
  sent to Africa. And then he goes up.
• 37:19
  Apparently he meets with Father Jägermeister every afternoon.
• 37:23
  And he, Father Jägermeister is very sick, probably.
• 37:28
  And he was like, I did want to talk to you about my mission to
• 37:34
  Africa, 'cause I'm supposed to leave next week and I don't even
• 37:36
  have like, my flight details. And he's like, yeah, you're not
• 37:39
  going. It's like that.
• 37:40
  I'm part of I'm, I'm, I do missionary program.
• 37:44
  And he's like, yeah, no, the church has a greater needs for
• 37:46
  you. So they take what I call the
• 37:49
  salivator the. Elevator, Yes, yes.
• 37:53
  And that's where Jonas is being kept.
• 37:56
  To keep the demon contained. They've performed exorcisms and
• 37:59
  they keep him drugged and they keep him looking once again like
• 38:04
  Alan Perry. Yeah, he's he.
• 38:05
  Comes out of the board as an adult.
• 38:07
  Looking rough. Yeah.
• 38:08
  And then Father Jägermeister starts having a coughing fit.
• 38:12
  And Brother Simpson escorts them out.
• 38:16
  Father. Father.
• 38:18
  Colin Oh my God. I know.
• 38:20
  I did that one. You're.
• 38:22
  Messing with my head. OK.
• 38:26
  But yeah, he's, he's been chosen.
• 38:28
  He's the one that has to take care of him now.
• 38:30
  That's his life's work. Yeah, he's got to watch him.
• 38:33
  Got to keep him hidden. Got nobody can know about this
• 38:35
  fucking guy. It's the church's secret.
• 38:37
  If shit gets fucked, call the cardinal.
• 38:40
  Yeah, those were his exact instructions.
• 38:44
  So now we got a sister, a nun scolding a student, which is
• 38:49
  Laura and Jeff. We jumped ahead, did I?
• 38:52
  Because we got to see Megan first.
• 38:54
  She's outside eating her lunch, right, takes a bite of her
• 38:58
  sandwich. She said she got detention for
• 38:59
  leaving the school during lunch yesterday.
• 39:02
  And she said that the sisters are very concerned about her
• 39:04
  because she's being corrupted by outside forces, which the
• 39:08
  outside forces here are. Mark.
• 39:11
  Yeah, I mean, like, what? What?
• 39:13
  So I don't fucking know what's going on here.
• 39:15
  She's just eating lunch outside right now with Mark right now.
• 39:17
  Is she going to get detention again?
• 39:19
  Probably OK, but like you said, we then see Laura and her
• 39:24
  boyfriend Jeff were caught fucking in the car and those
• 39:26
  aren't my words. Those are Laura's words.
• 39:28
  Yeah, she wasn't, because the nun was trying to say it without
• 39:32
  saying it, but it was like, let me help.
• 39:34
  You, yeah. We were fucking.
• 39:36
  Yeah, she strikes me as somebody that was sent here as kind of a
• 39:39
  last year. So like a punishment type thing?
• 39:41
  Yeah, Absolutely. Yeah.
• 39:43
  As they're leaving the off which can the nun bring Jeff in there
• 39:47
  for a school thing? He's not a student there, he
• 39:49
  goes to Hamilton. This guy didn't question
• 39:51
  authority like I think that's what it was.
• 39:54
  He's like, I like, I like how he was panicking though.
• 39:56
  He's like sister, mother, none. Mother Superior.
• 40:02
  Mother Superior. Mother Superior, But yeah, so
• 40:04
  they they leave the office and then he asked her to prom.
• 40:08
  Does a prom prom romantic? So Colin decides that he wants
• 40:13
  to try and reach Jonas. He's been told that nobody can
• 40:16
  reach Jonas. This is why I feel like if
• 40:18
  you're trying to pick your successor for this lifelong
• 40:21
  work, you need to do a little bit more training than like a
• 40:25
  single walkthrough as you're coughing to death.
• 40:29
  Yeah, like here's this guy, he just kind of weighs here.
• 40:33
  Just continue to let him wait here.
• 40:34
  That's it. Don't try and reach him, as I
• 40:37
  know you've been taught to do, because your whole thing up
• 40:39
  until now has been missionary work.
• 40:41
  Yeah, so he doesn't give meds. Skips the injection, but he
• 40:46
  gives him a nice haircut and he gives him a nice shave.
• 40:49
  He doesn't. I don't even think he does a
• 40:51
  haircut. I think he just performs a
• 40:52
  little hair care. It gets pulled back into a nice.
• 40:55
  Little that may be what it is, yeah, yeah.
• 40:57
  It's you got the slick back. Yeah.
• 41:00
  Yep. So Megan and Laura are having a
• 41:02
  sleepover because Laura's parents are out of town and
• 41:05
  basically, you know, they're doing the normal girl talk.
• 41:07
  Megan used to weigh a lot more. So she's very self-conscious
• 41:13
  about it. It's just a thing that comes up
• 41:14
  here and there. It's, I think it's beyond her
• 41:18
  devoutness. It's part of the reason she's
• 41:20
  nervous to have sex with Mark. Yeah, yeah, she's a little
• 41:23
  self-conscious about herself and.
• 41:27
  We cut back to Saint George. Jonas is speaking in.
• 41:34
  Very explicit. Language.
• 41:37
  He's talking about Colin fucked Jennifer.
• 41:39
  Yeah. And Colin's like, oh shit, I did
• 41:41
  fuck. Damn, I did.
• 41:42
  How did he know? And he calls her and then he
• 41:44
  hangs up on her. So like he's fucked her and
• 41:47
  ghosted? Her, dude.
• 41:48
  If Jonas knows, then everybody knows, because nobody fucking
• 41:52
  talks to Jonas. Jonas is listen down here solo
• 41:56
  Dolo for years. Maybe This is why he got the
• 42:00
  job. I was like that guy fucks.
• 42:01
  Like give him the job. The the whole point actually was
• 42:05
  to eliminate Colin. They knew this was going to
• 42:08
  happen. This is a conspiracy.
• 42:10
  Brother Simpson there, that's just what I'm calling the actor
• 42:13
  because I can't remember his first name.
• 42:14
  He's like, all right, I'll play a priest, but I have sex.
• 42:19
  Like that's just how it is. Dammit, Bert, you're in.
• 42:23
  Exactly. So he is panicky and he decides
• 42:27
  he's going to go give Jonas his meds, but Jonas has gotten loose
• 42:30
  and he knocks him out. Meanwhile, we cut to Megan and
• 42:34
  Mark making out with Johnny just kind of hovering.
• 42:38
  Watching, giving instructions, they're following the
• 42:42
  instructions, kind of weird. It's just right there in the
• 42:45
  open. Like, I think that this is like
• 42:47
  everybody's on board with what's happening.
• 42:49
  Here, at least be like in a Judy Blume novel and hide in the
• 42:52
  closet. Yeah, or something, but
• 42:54
  whatever. Like she's like, I don't know,
• 42:57
  I'm not feeling it right now. So she leaves.
• 43:02
  Yeah, She's not ready. For sex.
• 43:03
  And you know what? This is such a nice turn around
• 43:05
  from the first prom night, which we rewatched not too long ago.
• 43:09
  The one guy who takes his date to the locker room and she's not
• 43:13
  ready and he just leaves her there with her dress torn,
• 43:15
  basically. And her reward is getting killed
• 43:17
  immediately. Afterwards, immediately.
• 43:19
  Yeah, yeah, that, that was really shitty.
• 43:22
  So Colin wakes up. No sign of Jonas.
• 43:25
  He leaves the dungeon, ascends in this elevator and calls
• 43:29
  Cardinal Turrent. But as he is trying to make the
• 43:32
  report, Jonas attacks and this time he kills him.
• 43:36
  See, I think he was giving fucking call Colin here the
• 43:42
  benefit of the doubt because he stood over him at first, like,
• 43:44
  I'm not going to kill him. He hasn't sinned yet.
• 43:48
  Yeah, but this time he was like, waiting to see what he did and
• 43:50
  then first move, trying to call the cardinal.
• 43:52
  Can't do that. That's the sin.
• 43:54
  Yeah. So he he attacks.
• 43:57
  Megan and Laura are trying on lingerie.
• 44:01
  Laura's got to borrow some of Megan's.
• 44:03
  This is what you do with friends.
• 44:04
  Clearly, they both look really good.
• 44:09
  Yeah, I just got to compliment both of them.
• 44:11
  Yeah, they got rock and bots for sure.
• 44:13
  And Laura is really into Megan there, and she starts to come on
• 44:19
  to her. She said she read this in a
• 44:20
  ladies magazine that women should flirt with their
• 44:24
  girlfriends and make sure they don't have sexual feelings for
• 44:27
  each other. I'm not buying it.
• 44:29
  I think she was coming on to it and she was saying that, the
• 44:31
  safe face. I could definitely see Laura as
• 44:36
  bye bye. Yeah, that's what I took it as.
• 44:38
  I was like, she's, she definitely was not testing her.
• 44:41
  She was testing if she could get with her.
• 44:44
  And Megan said no. And she's like, ha ha.
• 44:45
  It was just a joke. Yeah, you're so innocent.
• 44:48
  It was really funny. Jonathan is speaking sick.
• 44:52
  I don't know why he even had to face like like what would Mark
• 44:55
  have done? Like he was, he was leaving
• 44:58
  either way. This is a kid that overthinks
• 45:00
  things. He's like, all right, So the way
• 45:03
  that I can tell them like, like, I've got to get actually sick
• 45:07
  first, like, you know. He's just been going around like
• 45:10
  licking doorknobs. He's like.
• 45:12
  Please cough on me. Please.
• 45:13
  Yeah, he's been hanging out with the father.
• 45:16
  Jägermeister. Yeah.
• 45:18
  And like, whatever, Mark and Jeff leave to go pick up their
• 45:22
  dates and Jonathan just has this little celebration.
• 45:25
  He's like, I fucking did it. My plan worked.
• 45:27
  Did you see what was playing on the TVI was trying to figure out
• 45:30
  what movie it was on. I saw what was playing.
• 45:32
  I couldn't tell you what it is. I'm sorry.
• 45:34
  And I didn't see anything saying what it was either.
• 45:37
  Yeah, I'm sorry. All right, so the other priests
• 45:41
  is Saint George find Colin's body and they decide they're
• 45:44
  going to fake a hanging they see in his journal where he wrote
• 45:47
  that he didn't give Jonas his meds and he was going to try and
• 45:52
  contact him and he calls him an idiot.
• 45:54
  Pretty sure you're not supposed to speak I'll of the dead, which
• 45:56
  means that if Jonas makes his way back here, he's going to
• 45:58
  murder you because that's the sin I.
• 45:59
  Don't think this Cardinal's a cool guy.
• 46:01
  I don't think that's the cardinal, I think he's just
• 46:03
  another priest. I think he's the cardinal
• 46:04
  because they called the Cardinal and the cardinal arrived.
• 46:07
  He's got a Red Hat. Cardinals are red.
• 46:10
  Oh boy, making connections. They get in a limo, not the
• 46:15
  priest, but. Like that would be amazing if
• 46:22
  the priest just like goes and puts on a tux and like, just
• 46:26
  like, all right, I got to go chaperone the prom.
• 46:28
  I'm. Picturing Senor Martinez
• 46:32
  thinking of the hell he's like but.
• 46:36
  Yeah, no, it's the high schoolers.
• 46:39
  It's Jeff, Mark, Megan and Laura.
• 46:41
  They toast to 12 years of high school. 12 years of high school.
• 46:48
  What? How old are these people are?
• 46:51
  Is this a joke about how old the actors actually are?
• 46:54
  And they're like, clearly we're adults.
• 46:56
  I think they're dummies, which is why they had 12 years of
• 46:58
  high. School, that's what I'm saying.
• 47:00
  Like these people, they're like, we're actual adults, but it took
• 47:02
  us a long time to graduate and they.
• 47:05
  Also toast to Brown Knight and to Jamie Lee Curtis.
• 47:07
  JLC Yep. We see a trucker pic of Jonas
• 47:12
  and he said Friday night's here for pussy.
• 47:14
  Dude, I this guy is like, dude, I like to fuck on a Friday
• 47:17
  because it just leaves the weekend wide open for you.
• 47:21
  It's like, cool. Man bro that's great.
• 47:23
  Read the room though maybe? It's a priest.
• 47:26
  You're like, so don't you like to fuck?
• 47:28
  Maybe he thought he was doing in fashion.
• 47:29
  He might not be Catholic. He might be like Episcopalian or
• 47:33
  something, like not used to confession.
• 47:35
  He's like I do pussy, Yeah. I think what it is is he his
• 47:40
  only other experience with the priest was Father Colin, who
• 47:43
  does fuck. And he's like, oh dude, fucking
• 47:45
  on Friday. It's hell yeah, the same.
• 47:47
  Same bro. Yeah, that's they they they met
• 47:51
  on a double date. They, yeah, I I can see this.
• 47:54
  This is really the war here. But I, I like how this guy just
• 47:57
  like sinks in his seat whenever he realizes.
• 47:58
  Like he talks about he's like Jesus and he's like, no, not
• 48:02
  Jesus. And then the guy just like, OK,
• 48:06
  so they don't talk the rest of the truth.
• 48:08
  We need a room, but at least you can take the explicit.
• 48:11
  He didn't die, apparently. He did die.
• 48:15
  Did he kill the drive? Yes, we get a shot later after
• 48:19
  the. OK hold on.
• 48:20
  I don't know cuz we're gonna hold on.
• 48:22
  OK, We're gonna get Jeff mooning Hamilton High.
• 48:25
  Yes, they do the drive by of the prom Moonum and they're going to
• 48:29
  Mark's parents summer home. It's out in the middle of
• 48:31
  nowhere. It's gonna be nice and secluded
• 48:32
  and they can have their weekend together.
• 48:35
  Yeah. Then we cut to the truck
• 48:37
  stopping. Jonas gets out, the driver's
• 48:41
  side door opens and the driver's body is dramatically out with
• 48:45
  the throat slit. I may have missed that.
• 48:47
  You definitely did because I made a note.
• 48:50
  Trucker dead, obvi. OK.
• 48:53
  He's like he's not going to lose.
• 48:55
  Like he's not going to listen to this man talk about pussy pussy
• 48:57
  pussy on Friday nights and not do anything.
• 49:00
  But that's what I was going to say.
• 49:01
  I was going to say this guy right here, like he's like, this
• 49:03
  guy's fine. Like he he only does it on
• 49:05
  Fridays. So that's not as much of an
• 49:07
  issue for me. OK, the limo driver supposed to
• 49:11
  come back on Monday. This house is huge.
• 49:13
  It's old, used to be a monastery, and it's got weird
• 49:19
  portraits inside of it. Looks like Sebastian.
• 49:22
  Mark recreate some of these portraits for our home.
• 49:26
  If I if I could get like a fucking Kitty drawn Sebastian
• 49:29
  Bach and hung up on the walls in here, I'd be pretty happy.
• 49:32
  Oh my God, take one of the pictures of Talia and Cordelia
• 49:36
  and turn it into that couple portrait.
• 49:38
  Yeah, perfect. I love that, that dancing.
• 49:41
  Yeah, so the freezer and various other appliances were stolen,
• 49:46
  The meat was left behind and it's routing.
• 49:48
  Yeah, it's gross. So they clean it up.
• 49:50
  They can't call the cops because they are not supposed to be
• 49:52
  there so. Yeah, they got and they're like,
• 49:54
  whatever. Like, this isn't like I wasn't
• 49:56
  planning on eating, you know, like, like we were planning on
• 50:00
  doing any of this stuff, watching TV, microwaving,
• 50:03
  whatever. Music.
• 50:04
  Yeah, so they're like, whatever, we're just gonna have fun with
• 50:07
  the house, so. They're gonna, they're gonna
• 50:09
  improv. So Laura and Megan improvise a
• 50:12
  meal and Jeff and Mark clean up, which will be fun to explain
• 50:17
  when his parents eventually see the house was broken into.
• 50:19
  They end up finding a wine cellar and they're like, you
• 50:21
  know what, let's just pretend like these were stolen too, and
• 50:24
  let's just drink some wine while we're at it.
• 50:26
  That's a great idea. Cuz yeah, cuz Mark was like my
• 50:28
  father would kill me and he goes, your house was broken
• 50:30
  into. These could easily be
• 50:32
  casualties. Yeah, like insurance.
• 50:34
  Yeah, yeah. Laura goes to get wood for the
• 50:37
  fire, so it this is it. Nothing happens to her in this
• 50:41
  point, but it's important because the shed becomes a
• 50:44
  recurring set piece. And also, we see somebody is
• 50:47
  watching from outside right now, and I'm pretty sure this
• 50:49
  actually is Father Jonas because it's somebody that's right up at
• 50:53
  the window. We see Jonathan later is like,
• 50:55
  out in the woods. Yeah.
• 50:58
  Also heavy breathing. Jonathan must have like a really
• 51:00
  good camcorder for 1991 to be able to zoom in.
• 51:03
  And those things can zoom pretty well, yeah.
• 51:06
  Mark got Megan lingerie for her first time because he wants to
• 51:09
  make it special, which I appreciate that sentiment.
• 51:12
  Weird that you're talking to your bro about it and showing
• 51:15
  off the lingerie that you bought.
• 51:16
  Yeah, and then she like, I feel like.
• 51:18
  OK. I'm just trying to think this
• 51:20
  through because this is her first time.
• 51:22
  She's got a lot of sensitivities about this.
• 51:27
  Mark and Jeff talking about it. OK, that's fine.
• 51:29
  Male friendships, they should be able to talk about things like,
• 51:31
  you know, I want to make this special for your kids.
• 51:33
  It's your first time. That's sweet.
• 51:34
  That's caring. You're talking to your friend
• 51:36
  about it. You're sharing your emotions.
• 51:37
  Good. All good things.
• 51:39
  A bridge too far is to be like, look at the laundry I got her.
• 51:42
  Yeah, it is a little weird. It's a little weird.
• 51:45
  I, I, I, I would feel, I wouldn't feel uncomfortable with
• 51:47
  you having that conversation with somebody.
• 51:49
  I would feel uncomfortable if you'd bought me a lingerie and
• 51:51
  then you were showing your Bros. Yeah, I would not do that.
• 51:54
  Yeah, like it's, it's a bridge too far.
• 51:56
  Yeah, that's it's too much for me.
• 51:58
  But Laura or Megan takes like a champ.
• 52:02
  She's cool with it. She's like, I'm gonna go try it
• 52:04
  on. And you know what?
• 52:07
  Laura comes in and gives her a Laura a pep talk which is
• 52:13
  basically saying hey it's a good thing that Mark has had sex
• 52:17
  before because you don't want 2 virgins doing it together.
• 52:20
  Trust me not. A good time, Yeah, Yep.
• 52:24
  So. They all drink by the fire slash
• 52:26
  radio. I guess the radio is still
• 52:28
  there. They eat, they talk about
• 52:32
  playing some games. The game that has suggested is
• 52:36
  Confession, which is not a game. I mean, that's just their life.
• 52:39
  Yeah, they do this every day. It's not a game to them, but
• 52:43
  whatever. They're gonna play confession.
• 52:45
  Megan takes it very seriously. Laura lies in all of her
• 52:48
  confessions and they kind of drop it and decide they're not
• 52:53
  going to play a game and they all dance in the living room
• 52:56
  instead. Megan goes to get more wine.
• 52:59
  Mark does what you did to me yesterday and scares the shit
• 53:02
  out of her. So we have a window in our
• 53:05
  bathroom and it looks out into the backyard.
• 53:08
  And Travis went outside with Talia yesterday while I was
• 53:12
  getting ready to take a shower, and I just hear a boom, boom,
• 53:15
  boom, boom. And I see a hand.
• 53:17
  And I screamed and I was like, well, this is it, I'm going to
• 53:20
  die. It was the softest tab too.
• 53:23
  It was that it did not sound soft.
• 53:25
  I'm going to do it to the mic. That was it.
• 53:28
  That's what I did right there. I'm going to do it to the mic.
• 53:34
  And you just fucking knocked your pop filter off right now.
• 53:36
  Well, it's back on. Nobody even had to know.
• 53:39
  You didn't have to say anything. Yes, I did, Jesse, and you know
• 53:42
  that. Always calling out my pop
• 53:44
  filter. OK, so she goes to go get more
• 53:48
  wine. Yeah, and he scares her.
• 53:50
  That's what we were talking about.
• 53:51
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 53:51
  And she drops the wine glass everywhere.
• 53:54
  She's barefoot. She cuts her foot.
• 53:57
  She can't help but to step and fucking glass in this movie
• 54:00
  because this isn't the only time this is going to happen.
• 54:03
  All the time her feet are just tore up.
• 54:09
  So he he takes her to another room.
• 54:11
  Going to go treat the foot meanwhile.
• 54:13
  She answers call of damnation from Jonas.
• 54:18
  So I referred to it in my notes, 'cause he calls through a
• 54:21
  fucking whore in a slut. And Mark comes back and she's
• 54:25
  like, hey, just got an obscene phone call and he's like, it's a
• 54:28
  crank call. It's Jeff.
• 54:29
  And she's like, Jeff is upstairs cranking Laura like.
• 54:33
  Which, this is exactly what's happening.
• 54:34
  They're up there and they're cranking and cranking finishes,
• 54:39
  and Laura goes to go take a shower.
• 54:40
  Because you have to do that after your sex in a horror
• 54:43
  movie, yes. Yeah, especially since they're
• 54:45
  about to have sex again. You can't do that.
• 54:47
  Yeah, she's you have to have the cleanest post quite all.
• 54:51
  Yeah, so he's going to go get some more wine.
• 54:54
  She doesn't know this. She comes back and there's a
• 54:57
  bulge in the bed. Yeah, it looks like just a bunch
• 55:01
  of pillows. Just guys to look like Jeff.
• 55:04
  Yeah, and there's somebody grunting trying to enter the
• 55:07
  door from outside. Again, that's really creepy.
• 55:10
  I'm on her side for not answering the door and she's
• 55:13
  trying to wake up Jeff because she's like, hey, there is like a
• 55:16
  wild boar trying to come through the door right now.
• 55:20
  And we learned that it's not, in fact, Jeff in the bed.
• 55:24
  It's Jonas. This is a fun switcheroo.
• 55:26
  I like this because like whenever it cut the dead being
• 55:28
  actually Jeff out there with his just like mouthful, I was like,
• 55:31
  oh, that's actually pretty good. But it's also stupid that he's
• 55:34
  doing that because they're stemmed wine glasses.
• 55:36
  So you just hold the wine glasses like this in one hand,
• 55:39
  the bottle in the other. Nothing had to be in your mouth.
• 55:42
  I mean, he also could have done what he ends up doing here and
• 55:44
  just like, sit it down and. Then open the door, and then you
• 55:47
  shove the wine bottle under your arm and try and open like there
• 55:50
  were so many more options other than whatever the fuck this is.
• 55:53
  But again, yeah, Jeff, it took him 12 years to finish high
• 55:56
  school. Exactly.
• 55:56
  Yeah, he didn't get to that chapter.
• 55:58
  Hamilton High didn't have time for No Child Left Behind because
• 56:03
  everybody, everybody got burnt to death 30 years ago.
• 56:05
  It's. That fucking principle, Jeremy
• 56:07
  Ironside, well, no wonder their education was fucked there.
• 56:11
  He he just established a poor culture.
• 56:14
  Hack in at school at all Fucking gun.
• 56:17
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
• 56:19
  So Jeff goes it. Well, he watches Mark and Megan
• 56:23
  for a minute and then he's like. Because he's locked out.
• 56:25
  Yeah, he's like, you have a key and Mark's like, no, he goes,
• 56:29
  well, I'm locked out, so I'm just going to keep standing
• 56:31
  here. He goes fine.
• 56:33
  No, he's like fuck off Jeff, so Jeff fucks off, but Megan's like
• 56:37
  she might actually be in trouble, we should go check.
• 56:40
  And Mark reluctantly agrees. So they go up there, try and get
• 56:44
  in, doors magically unlocked this time.
• 56:47
  So they enter. There's no aura to be found.
• 56:50
  Where Aura was once in the bathroom drawing a :) on the
• 56:53
  steamed mirror, it is now a frowny face.
• 56:57
  And they're like, she couldn't have gone far because we're 20
• 57:00
  miles away from the nearest anything.
• 57:03
  Yeah, and she couldn't drive. Yeah, there cuz there's no car.
• 57:06
  Yeah. So they all split up to go look
• 57:09
  for her. Mark finds new blood in the wine
• 57:11
  cellar, which how did he know it was new blood?
• 57:13
  We didn't really establish that this was a new blood puddle, but
• 57:16
  based on his reaction, I think we were supposed to know it was
• 57:18
  a new puddle. Yeah, it seems like it, yeah.
• 57:21
  And there is also a hole in the wall where the men can see it
• 57:25
  all. See.
• 57:26
  It all, yes. And it leads to the dungeon self
• 57:30
  flagellation. Yep, and he sees where the cross
• 57:32
  once was no longer there. Jeff finds Jonas wearing Laura's
• 57:37
  hair in the attic. It was a pretty creepy scene.
• 57:41
  This is, yeah, once again, kind of black Christmasy right here.
• 57:44
  Yeah. And over there, rocking goes
• 57:46
  over there to approach. And yeah, it's Jonas, and Jonas
• 57:49
  kills them. Here's The thing is that later
• 57:51
  when we see their bodies again, it appears as though Jonas took
• 57:55
  the time to put the hair back on Laura's body before burning her.
• 57:59
  I think he did. Yeah, I think he did.
• 58:02
  So Megan and Mark are back upstairs, and now they're
• 58:04
  looking for Jeff too. They go up to the attic and all
• 58:07
  they find are like a bunch of candles and bloody footprints,
• 58:10
  which I say that's all they find in that.
• 58:13
  I mean they don't find. Humans.
• 58:15
  Yeah, but that's a pretty upsetting sight to find in him.
• 58:19
  It's pretty frightening. So they wander outside because
• 58:22
  they're going to, like, work for them out.
• 58:24
  There. Well, Mark is going to and he
• 58:25
  tells Megan not to and she's like, I'm not staying in the
• 58:28
  house, what the fuck are you on about?
• 58:31
  So they're going towards the woodshed Went whoosh.
• 58:33
  This was fucking crazy. Yeah, I did not expect this.
• 58:36
  This was good. This reminded me of The Hills
• 58:38
  Have Eyes. Yeah.
• 58:39
  Bob So we've got 2 crucifixes and Mark or Jeff and Laura.
• 58:45
  Just ignited. Yeah, they're in the cross and
• 58:48
  they're ignited. Yep.
• 58:49
  Yep. And then finally, Megan's like,
• 58:51
  all right, cool. So we can do 911 now, Right?
• 58:54
  Like, we can call the cops now. We agree that you getting in
• 58:56
  trouble for breaking into the house is not as important as the
• 58:59
  rest of this. We forgot to mention also
• 59:01
  Jonathan had died before then. Like, Oh yeah, he was.
• 59:04
  Very. Jones caught him.
• 59:05
  Yeah, outside. And that's a sin.
• 59:07
  You can't be doing that. So he killed him.
• 59:08
  Yeah, we talked about how creepy Jonathan was so much before
• 59:11
  talking about the movie that I just kind of skipped over that
• 59:13
  part of the notes and I forgot that that's where he died.
• 59:16
  Yeah. So she calls the cops.
• 59:19
  They don't know where they're at.
• 59:20
  There's no 911 service in her area, so she has to call the
• 59:25
  local Police Department. That is weird.
• 59:27
  She calls the operator and it takes her a minute to figure out
• 59:30
  where they are and when she finally gets connected to the
• 59:32
  local PD Jonas like dials into the call and he's like it's out
• 59:37
  of your hands. No officer.
• 59:41
  So Jonas appears and Mark has a gun, and he tells Megan to run.
• 59:45
  So she runs. She finds Jonathan's body.
• 59:49
  Meanwhile, somehow Mark has made it up.
• 59:51
  To the roof, Yeah. I was like, how?
• 59:53
  Where did, how did we get here? I have to imagine it's a
• 59:56
  scenario similar to Halloween 5. 4/4 Thank you.
• 1:00:01
  Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're trying to get away and
• 1:00:03
  they're climbing on the roof. I guess that's their best
• 1:00:05
  option. I don't.
• 1:00:06
  Know No, it's just Mark. Megan is on the ground.
• 1:00:08
  Oh, you're right, You're right, right.
• 1:00:10
  She's inside the house. Yeah.
• 1:00:12
  And so he is shooting down at Jonas into the attic, and Jonas
• 1:00:16
  is taking his cross sword and is stabbing up through the roof.
• 1:00:20
  And he is much more accurate. He hits Mark's foot, Mark falls
• 1:00:24
  and he's like dangling off the side of the roof.
• 1:00:26
  And Jonas finishes him off, knocks him down to the ground.
• 1:00:30
  Was he holding on to the cross? Was that what it was?
• 1:00:32
  I don't remember because he was cutting his hand while he was
• 1:00:34
  holding on to and he ended up having to fall.
• 1:00:36
  Yeah, he ends up falling. Megan sees him fall, goes out to
• 1:00:39
  check on him, and then Jonas tosses down the sword and it
• 1:00:44
  sabs him. So he's dead.
• 1:00:45
  Dead. He.
• 1:00:45
  Was fucking cool. That was cool.
• 1:00:47
  That was the action coming in right there.
• 1:00:50
  These are the moments that we needed though.
• 1:00:51
  Like this. Yeah, needed this.
• 1:00:52
  This is awesome. It gets picked up and then he
• 1:00:54
  like, jumps down like he's like a little bit supernatural too.
• 1:01:00
  So he comes from Megan, she goes and hides in the wine cellar and
• 1:01:03
  it's like a whole cat and mouse thing and she ends up being able
• 1:01:05
  to sneak out, but he follows her because she's got bloody
• 1:01:07
  footprints. Yeah, she stepped in the glass
• 1:01:09
  again, which, yeah, she managed to keep her cool and not make a
• 1:01:12
  sound, but she left the trail. And she hides in a cabinet and
• 1:01:15
  he finds her there, but she sprays on the spray and it isn't
• 1:01:19
  a lot. It is enough to distract him for
• 1:01:22
  her to go get a gun, and she's got the gun and she's just
• 1:01:25
  waiting. She's posting up like you're
• 1:01:27
  supposed to. She's ready to shoot him when he
• 1:01:28
  comes through. But then the phone rings and
• 1:01:30
  she's like, got to answer the phone, got to answer the phone.
• 1:01:34
  It's the cops calling back. Oh, I was ahead earlier.
• 1:01:38
  This is where Jonas. Yeah, where?
• 1:01:40
  Dials in and it's like, that's out of your hands now, officer.
• 1:01:44
  So she runs out of the house shooting at him because he's
• 1:01:47
  also running out of the house and he is in the shed.
• 1:01:51
  She hits him but he isn't dead. He comes in and he's doing the
• 1:01:56
  like holy water fire. Because she, yeah, like she, she
• 1:01:59
  shoots him. She prays because she thinks
• 1:02:01
  that she killed him and she's she's just.
• 1:02:03
  Sin. She's begging for forgiveness.
• 1:02:04
  Yeah, but as she's doing that, he, like, comes up and I don't
• 1:02:07
  know, He does not forgive her. Yeah, not a good father.
• 1:02:10
  So there's like fire all over this woodshed and she fights him
• 1:02:14
  and ends up pushing him into some fire and he's caught on
• 1:02:16
  fire. She runs out and the shed
• 1:02:18
  explodes. She walks it, Yeah, and it
• 1:02:20
  fucking explodes. It's what?
• 1:02:23
  Why so in the morning? Because first responders never
• 1:02:27
  respond until the morning in these movies.
• 1:02:29
  For whatever reason. They come, they take Megan away
• 1:02:33
  in an ambulance. Everybody's cleaning up.
• 1:02:36
  They've got the body of Jonas in another ambulance, and
• 1:02:40
  somebody's sitting in the back. And I was looking at him and
• 1:02:42
  they're like this poor schmuck. But then his eyes open.
• 1:02:44
  And another ambulance. Megan's eyes open.
• 1:02:47
  Same time. That's it.
• 1:02:49
  This ending, it was so much Halloween for.
• 1:02:52
  It really was. Like the way that his hand
• 1:02:54
  dangles off the side in the back is exactly what Michael's does.
• 1:02:58
  And then just like the telepathic link, I'm taking that
• 1:03:00
  as like a telepathic link between the two.
• 1:03:03
  It's like Jamie and Michael, you know?
• 1:03:07
  I would so watch them loosely recreate Halloween 5 for Prom
• 1:03:11
  night 5. Where she's just silent.
• 1:03:14
  Yeah, OK, yeah, sure. Let's just do that.
• 1:03:18
  All right, that's her. Our dream sequel.
• 1:03:20
  That's it. Yeah.
• 1:03:21
  All right. We just do Halloween 5.
• 1:03:23
  What do you want to rate this movie after we've talked about
• 1:03:26
  it? I'm still keeping it A7 I like
• 1:03:28
  this movie I thought it was a lot of fun.
• 1:03:30
  It's probably I'd say it's second favorite in the series
• 1:03:34
  for me. I would do 2 this one then prom
• 1:03:39
  night original. OK.
• 1:03:41
  It's been a while since we watched the remake, so I don't
• 1:03:43
  know where to rank that one with three.
• 1:03:45
  Yeah, but right now three's dead last for me as well.
• 1:03:50
  I I agree. I want to keep it at A7.
• 1:03:53
  I think it's fun. I think it's got, you know, I've
• 1:03:56
  pointed out there's some things that are just kind of dangling
• 1:03:58
  that we didn't need. But yeah, overall it's it's fun
• 1:04:02
  for me. It's a good time.
• 1:04:03
  Tell ya. She was going hard.
• 1:04:06
  She was going. Hard.
• 1:04:08
  She like went and opened up a toy bin that she hasn't played
• 1:04:12
  with in a long time and she was like pulling out, you know, like
• 1:04:15
  when you go to your parents house, I'm like, can you clean
• 1:04:17
  out some of the old stuff from your room?
• 1:04:19
  We're trying to convert it into office or whatever and you're
• 1:04:22
  like, shit, remember those? Remember, that was Talia.
• 1:04:25
  She found giggle balls. And then she got up on the
• 1:04:28
  couch, she was sleeping for a little bit and she started
• 1:04:30
  barking on the neighbors party 'cause they were partying horde
• 1:04:34
  last night. Kentucky Derby.
• 1:04:36
  Yeah, and then she was real gassy, so Talia was just like
• 1:04:39
  she was on it. I think she gives us an 8 'cause
• 1:04:42
  that's 4 * 2. Oh yeah, she knows how to do
• 1:04:46
  math. Yeah.
• 1:04:47
  Good for her. Well, she didn't need to do 12
• 1:04:48
  years of high school, so. That's true.
• 1:04:51
  Who's always ultimate warrior? Whoever stole the fridge.
• 1:04:58
  You know what? It feels correct.
• 1:05:00
  She doesn't agree that they would get rid of the food
• 1:05:02
  because that's dumb, but she liked where their head was at.
• 1:05:07
  Yeah. So the food things They stole a
• 1:05:10
  microwave, they stole a fridge. Like all the things related to
• 1:05:14
  making food. Yeah, definitely.
• 1:05:18
  OK, Cordelia, she was also feeling herself.
• 1:05:24
  When Taya cleared out that toy bin, she jumped into it.
• 1:05:27
  She Yeah, and she attacked Zoe. I think this.
• 1:05:32
  I think this was a holler. I think it was too.
• 1:05:34
  I think she saw herself as Father Colin here.
• 1:05:38
  She's like she she's like I'm. I'm ready for the job.
• 1:05:41
  I'm ready to be a toy. Yeah.
• 1:05:43
  You know. OK.
• 1:05:45
  Who did you relate to? That's a good question.
• 1:05:54
  I related to the the truck guy just because I also like
• 1:05:57
  Fridays. I'm not saying anything for a
• 1:06:00
  fucking, but I'm just saying like that that guy was so amped
• 1:06:03
  for the weekend and he was, I liked his vibe about that.
• 1:06:06
  And I'm like, you know what? Hell yeah, bro.
• 1:06:07
  Like I, I'm in the same boat. Same thing.
• 1:06:11
  Yeah, He he was just, he was ready to have a good time.
• 1:06:16
  He was infectious. I think I probably related to
• 1:06:25
  like one of the bottles of wine in the wine cellar.
• 1:06:29
  Like I'm just trying to survive. I'm just trying to.
• 1:06:32
  Like I'm old and dusty and I just want to live.
• 1:06:34
  Yeah, OK, Ajax, fine wine. I hope so.
• 1:06:40
  It's the goal. So that's that.
• 1:06:44
  OK, what's next? We did dreams.
• 1:06:49
  Yeah. Tagline It's a sin to dance with
• 1:06:56
  the devil. OK.
• 1:07:01
  Because it's got the dance thing and sinning.
• 1:07:03
  I like it. Yeah.
• 1:07:04
  I like it. Yeah.
• 1:07:05
  That I think that fits this movie.
• 1:07:07
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK it it might not be my best
• 1:07:09
  work but. We're on a live episode here.
• 1:07:12
  We can't like. Yeah, we don't have time.
• 1:07:13
  We can. Dwell on it too long.
• 1:07:14
  Yeah, absolutely. All right, what would Don do?
• 1:07:18
  What would Don do? Don wouldn't have taken the
• 1:07:23
  insult of somebody busting into his house and sealing his
• 1:07:25
  refrigerator. First of all, no letting all
• 1:07:28
  that food go to waste. That's an automatic like that
• 1:07:32
  person has to say grace, so he goes and finds them.
• 1:07:35
  Well also Don has his own cross, that's true.
• 1:07:39
  He would have used in retaliation to this priest cross
• 1:07:42
  weapon. That's true.
• 1:07:44
  And I don't think this priest can drive.
• 1:07:48
  So I think Dom can outrun. He's got to wait for somebody to
• 1:07:51
  like, give him a hitchhike ride and.
• 1:07:53
  Or he's got to be like Michael Myers and just know how to drive
• 1:07:57
  and do a pretty damn good job of it.
• 1:07:59
  True, this guy was already kind of doing Michael Myers stuff
• 1:08:02
  too. Yeah.
• 1:08:02
  No, but also Dom is a man of faith.
• 1:08:06
  That's true. So I, I don't think that this
• 1:08:09
  guy be like, shit, this guy is flawless.
• 1:08:11
  He's got a perfect track record. I can't kill this man.
• 1:08:16
  Yeah, I I think he would be the one to finally get through to
• 1:08:21
  Jonas. Yeah, he would.
• 1:08:24
  Yeah, he like no medicine. Yeah, and he'd be like, oh shit,
• 1:08:27
  you're right. Like he preaches the Bible to a
• 1:08:30
  fucking priest and the priest is like oh.
• 1:08:32
  It's making sense. I think of it like that.
• 1:08:34
  I don't. Know OK that's how that would go
• 1:08:39
  then all right I think it's time for.
• 1:08:43
  Yeah, it's time for reviews. OK, let's see.
• 1:08:47
  OK, so we don't have any listener reviews, we just have
• 1:08:50
  the reviews from IMDb this time. So I have pulled two.
• 1:08:53
  OK, so I'm going to start off with a negative view.
• 1:08:57
  It's worst of the series. It was rated 4 out 10.
• 1:09:00
  The 4th and final entry in the prom, the original Prom Night
• 1:09:03
  series. Sadly it didn't take me long to
• 1:09:04
  realize that this is the weakest of the group.
• 1:09:07
  Right there in the credit sequence we are introduced to a
• 1:09:09
  serial killer priest, a Hemi portrayal by James Carver.
• 1:09:13
  We are thrown back to 1957 once again for the prom at Hamilton
• 1:09:16
  High. We follow 14-8 and whatever we
• 1:09:19
  need to do this. One thing that I didn't like was
• 1:09:23
  Mark was a brother named Jonathan.
• 1:09:25
  He is super pervy and that is all we are introduced about this
• 1:09:29
  character. To me, very low and very shallow
• 1:09:31
  writing. What was interesting, what was
• 1:09:33
  an interesting premise sadly becomes quickly muddled for
• 1:09:36
  those through. For those though who did not
• 1:09:39
  like parts two and three and the direction the series when,
• 1:09:42
  perhaps this is more up your alley as this returns to the
• 1:09:45
  slasher genre. OK so I did agree like things
• 1:09:49
  like Jonathan whatnot are just didn't add much to it.
• 1:09:54
  But I love Part 2 and I liked this one.
• 1:09:58
  I do too. I mean, I also agree.
• 1:09:59
  Like I think it was kind of cool to return to the slasher
• 1:10:02
  premise. I think this is kind of a combo
• 1:10:06
  of two and the first though, in that it's both a slasher and
• 1:10:10
  supernatural because this priest guy is a little supernatural.
• 1:10:14
  OK, not super, but I mean, like he OK, not like not very
• 1:10:21
  supernatural. He's not natural, but that came
• 1:10:27
  out bad. He's kind of supernatural, yeah.
• 1:10:31
  I I get what you mean, yeah. He does a lot of crazy shit, but
• 1:10:34
  like, I don't know, I felt like it was a good combination of the
• 1:10:37
  two. But, yeah, but I mean, there is
• 1:10:38
  a lot here. And if you were more excited
• 1:10:40
  about the supernatural spin that the series went in, you might
• 1:10:43
  not be as thrilled about this one.
• 1:10:45
  All right, here's a +1. It's a 7 out 10.
• 1:10:47
  An unexpected surprise, Prom Night 4 delivers from Evil was
• 1:10:53
  the last installment in the hodgepodge Prom Night series.
• 1:10:56
  The film shifts gears considerably, moving to the
• 1:10:59
  moving the story of a psychotic priest who was sexually abused
• 1:11:02
  by a quergy during his youth. What is that?
• 1:11:06
  Is that something that we miss? Is this the intellect that we
• 1:11:10
  weren't? We must have, yeah.
• 1:11:12
  As a result, he has a preoccupation with punishing,
• 1:11:15
  unruly and over sex teenagers. When he escapes from the
• 1:11:18
  church's basement where he's secretly been kept for years, he
• 1:11:20
  returns to a former monastery turned house where teenagers
• 1:11:23
  plan a prom night rendezvous. While the slasher is in some
• 1:11:27
  ways as by the book as they come, it distinguishes itself
• 1:11:31
  rather nicely with a macabre religious angle and a kind of
• 1:11:34
  neo gothic atmosphere that is both effective and at times
• 1:11:37
  somewhat creepy. The film cuts ties with the plot
• 1:11:40
  line from the former 2 sequels, though it does make reference to
• 1:11:43
  Mary Lou Maloney storyline as well as a tongue in cheek nod to
• 1:11:47
  the first film star Jamie Lee Curtis.
• 1:11:49
  The killer in the film spins some hokey one liner straw with
• 1:11:53
  which dampens the fear factor, but Moody cinematography and
• 1:11:56
  some well staged appearances managed to give the villain a
• 1:11:59
  bit of an edge. Once the teenagers get to the
• 1:12:02
  remote monastery turned private home the real fun begins.
• 1:12:05
  Clever plot sets up setups and a great final chase scene help
• 1:12:09
  lift the film even a bit further.
• 1:12:11
  The performances are mixed, but Nicole Debauer makes a
• 1:12:14
  formidable final girl. Overall, Prom Knight 4 caught me
• 1:12:18
  off guard in a good way. It doesn't reinvent the wheel,
• 1:12:20
  but it does spin it with style and it also.
• 1:12:23
  And it's also closer to the 1980 film in spirit than the former 2
• 1:12:27
  sequels, and possibly better in some ways.
• 1:12:30
  For an early 90s slasher entry, this one is wildly amusing and
• 1:12:34
  at times even effectively Moody. 7 out of 10.
• 1:12:37
  This person gets it. I agree like I agree with
• 1:12:40
  everything they said. Like, yeah, it's not anything
• 1:12:43
  like fucking novel or unique, but I think that they just like
• 1:12:46
  they saw the series, they saw the movies beforehand.
• 1:12:49
  They're like, all right, how do we have fun with this?
• 1:12:51
  That's and I like that, but. Yeah, that's that's what I want
• 1:12:54
  from this type of stuff. I don't.
• 1:12:55
  Want I prefer that we got this instead of the the.
• 1:12:57
  Super intellectual version, yeah.
• 1:12:59
  Yeah, like what was that even supposed to be like?
• 1:13:03
  Because apparently, like the script must have been like, what
• 1:13:05
  about the script even screams intellectual you.
• 1:13:07
  Know I'm so curious. I am too.
• 1:13:10
  Unless there were like things that were just completely like
• 1:13:12
  cut or something like that. I have no fucking idea.
• 1:13:15
  But this was just fun. Yeah, that's how I feel about
• 1:13:18
  it. OK.
• 1:13:20
  So that does it for the Prom Night 4 coverage we have here.
• 1:13:25
  Next week we're doing Travis's pick.
• 1:13:30
  Oh OK, my pick it's. Called the club.
• 1:13:34
  Do you know what year it is? 1996.
• 1:13:37
  There's 119941994. There's a lot of movies called
• 1:13:41
  The Club. Yes, OK, it's The Club 1994.
• 1:13:46
  OK Yep. And you can stream it for free
• 1:13:48
  on To Be or Prime. OK, yeah.
• 1:13:51
  So this will be a first watch for us, too.
• 1:13:52
  Yeah, look, we're at this point right now where we're trying to
• 1:13:55
  find prom movies that fit them. All we got like one more year of
• 1:13:59
  prom. Yeah.
• 1:14:00
  Probably, yeah. We're we're trying here.
• 1:14:03
  We're we're doing our best. So this is definitively a prom
• 1:14:07
  movie, and I actually already have some Intel about this one
• 1:14:09
  that is a little interesting. So I'm excited for that.
• 1:14:12
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• 1:14:15
  comes out, just not with our new franchise listed on it yet.
• 1:14:19
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• 1:14:24
  We just need the A. Yeah.
• 1:14:27
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• 1:14:30
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• 1:14:33
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• 1:15:22
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• 1:15:28
  More Canada, that's right. More prom, more Canada baby.
• 1:15:32
  That's what we're doing here. So I think we're going to sign
• 1:15:35
  off. We'll see you guys next time
• 1:15:37
  until. Then.
• 1:15:37
  Bye.