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Misunderestimated: Star Wars Episode VII Cast Announced & Noah (2014) · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy look we got some big news this
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  week uh obviously I don't care um but a few other people in this podcast I you
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  do care you're the one who pointed it out to the rest of it I was just
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  surprised that's all I'm saying I'm not saying I was excited I was just
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  surprised L I think you're a little excited I wasn't seven years old all
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  over again L you uh it's your baby you uh you want to take us through
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  this well theyve finally come out and announced the cast for the new Star Wars
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  movie yeah and the surprise is that Harrison Ford Carrie Fisher and Mark
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  Hamill have all agreed to do it what about uh chewy and uh [ __ ] troll oh
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  that's no surprise yeah there was no surprise there they were going to do it
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  no matter what I'm fairly Peter Mayu literally sits next to the phone day
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  after daying gives him a ring please I mean honestly what else has Peter Mayu
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  been in a convention lots of conventions and this exactly same could be said
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  about Anthony Daniels CIO yeah what else does he do does he do anything they just
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  they just do the circuits Mak money off being those characters I thought that
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  Mark Hamill was always going to sign up for it yeah we all knew Mark could do it
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  surpris is Harrison Ford Harrison yeah I did not think Harrison Ford was gonna
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  sign up for this like JJ ABS must have [ __ ] sucked his dick or something or
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  promised him something unbelievable like who's writing this script Lawrence casan
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  what else has he done Return of the Jedi Return of the Jedi wait and he wrote
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  Raiders the Lost Art hold on hold on let's let's back up the guy who's
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  writing the new Star Wars movie is one of the guys who wrote one of the
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  original movies yes and George Lucas doesn't have his filthy Paws all over
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  this ah no he still does yeah he's
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  how much he does to a certain degree how dirty are his paws these
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  days um hopefully they they kind of just go oh yep of course of course George of
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  course we'll show you when it's done mate I had I had a horrible horrible
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  glitter in my heart just for like a split second then that that that
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  maybe
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  somehow this could be good but I know I
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  know it's not going to be good I know it's not going to be good it might it
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  could be but it probably won't be Harrison for is so old what what's he
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  going to be doing like well we don't know big a role he has I'll be honest
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  I'm less concerned about Harrison Ford than I am about Mark Hamill have you
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  seen Carrie Fisher lately guys well okay I didn't say I was unconcerned
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  about her but but he doesn't look like Luke Skywalker anymore yeah but he's aged well like
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  he's like really has he you know what I haven't seen Mar camel in 20 years camel
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  aged really badly between the two sequels so you know he's doing all right
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  considering that he lost most of his looks back on deerar oh my God this is
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  the most unfortunate picture what's going in the show notes
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  God see it oh my God guys it was the
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  first picture I found I I was so wrong I
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  I was so wrong I'm taking this back you have to put this show notes this is this
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  is not good what I'm saying man he better not look like that in the movie I love the
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  guy but he's not Luke Skywalker anymore dead he looks dead he looks more like
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  Jaba the Hut than he does I know I'm not kidding he looks why he does a lot of
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  voice acting these days I was going to say I just hear his voice and he still
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  sounds like young Luke I oh he's he's hideous you can't put
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  this man on film Jedi don't get fat and
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  old like Yoda was old but he was still pretty trim maybe he's going to buff
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  up dude you can't you can't fix that the guy's the guy's almost dead look at him
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  [ __ ] Harrison Ford looks fantastic compared to Mar
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  no Harrison for doesn't look fantastic anymore he compared to that picture of
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  Mark Hill you just looked that he's to me Harrison Ford's starting
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  to look old yeah but he's in good shape starting to look old the man's in his
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  70s yeah and he's in Harrison Ford's in good shape Mark Hill is not in good
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  shape like no you know love the guy but he's not physically in good shape no
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  like he's he's not been working out no ham haml yeah
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  he's laid off the boys are they just GNA they're going to
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  be bit parts or something surely I assume they're not going to be main Cod
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  well there was a rumor there I don't know it's I find it weird that if they
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  being bit Parts why they would be there for the table read exactly it's called
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  publicity yeah that that is a fair point but I did I I read that wait there's a
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  table read does anyone have any of the dialogue from it at all no except ham
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  tweeted from it right but as far as I know did he say
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  down one picture of them all everyone T about how fat ugly I look now I'm not a
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  pedophile [ __ ] you multiple nasm yeah it's pretty much the gist of
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  it I've got a scoop I've got a scoop though I do have one line from the film
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  and that line is I have a bad feeling about this oh Jesus you know I live with
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  Mike someone will say that for like years all three of them and someone
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  we've lost touch but I didn't know he was looking that
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  bad these days I I probably should have called maybe should have visited but wow
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  y well look I I got excited I saw the photo I mean I I even I knew that they were
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  probably you know probably in but then I saw the photo and it was happening and I
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  got excited so I assume they were going to roll them out over you know w a film
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  for three films I had no idea they were going to cram them
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  in to the first one so cram him in there well come on I mean there's no real need
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  for them to be in there no especially for chewbaca Peter does not need to be
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  there at all no that's right it could be anybody in the suit wrong what sacr
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  wrong no wrong but also I I just need to ask what how is Peter going to be
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  chewbaca because chewbaca doesn't need a walking stick
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  oh shaca is a pretty active Guy this is
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  does Peter may have a walking stick yeah I think he's a [ __ ] yeah he does
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  yeah because he's old and Tall yeah yeah he's enormous and and and old and have
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  to go through this at some point as well yeah I already use a walking STI me I'm
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  dying in the 50s you say that but your walking stick's been at my house for quite
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  sometime yeah we forgot to bring back back up on sorry about that okay so just
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  to confirm we know they're in it we don't know anything about the script all
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  that we know is that it's written by the guy that wrote Return of the
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  Jedi now if I'm not mistaken you you that's my favorite one you guys love
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  Empire and you guys like Jedi the least am I correct yeah the first one's my favorite
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  but yeah Jedi is definitely the least of the original I still love it yeah I love
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  all three of them yeah right okay no one's concered here I do I I mean
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  obviously the yeah but Kass also wrote Raider to The Last Arc which is in my
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  opinion A Perfect movie [ __ ] how old is he now pretty old see and the good thing about
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  writers is they get better when they get older yeah this this this could be good
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  yeah it won't be but it it could have been the I notic one thing that sort of
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  has upset a few people since it's been announced is um the extended Universe oh
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  yeah definitely not Cannon like even the the
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  computer games which were are now no longer Canon wait the computer games made by Lucas
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  s yeah they basically said they were overseen by George Lucas anything that
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  is not a film doesn't count anymore I think that's great cartoon
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  show Average Joe who's going to go and see this movie doesn't know that there's
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  a bunch of novels and games and comics yeah see I'm okay that off I don't
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  really care as you know I can I can I can separate the two in my head like if
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  if I read a Star Wars book I don't think well it's got to be perfectly TI
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  there might not be twins and Mara Jade probably won't be in it yeah what about
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  thra what about thrawn he was in the time fighter games well they don't count either they
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  [ __ ] Lucas has made them I know but even though they would he wouldn't be in it
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  anyway cuz this is set 30 years after returning a Jedi so even if they were
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  counting that he wouldn't be in it that's a fair point 30 years
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  after what the hell's it going to be about I don't know um the kids come to see
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  their grandparents in nursing home right the Galaxy is at peace and everything's
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  just nice wa there's not going to be stories about the old days they restored
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  democracy to the Galaxy but then the people were dumb and voted in some idiot
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  that they don't like yeah it's just it's the first three films all over again
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  because you know history is cyclical only done well yeah but it's them trying
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  to restore a monarchy now it's the opposite they're like oh things were
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  actually better before yeah wait so you telling me that I'm not going to see any
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  x-wings or tii is is that what you're telling me no you will see versions of
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  x-wings and tii yeah I'm sure you will because well well where's the Empire
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  it's 30 years later there no REM left by then in my opinion they handled the
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  timeline of all that kind of stuff pretty poorly in the original in in the
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  prequels because they went from like yeah like oh it's 10 years later
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  everything in the in the whole [ __ ] universe is completely different now
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  yeah like doesn't make any doesn't make any sense and like ships that are old
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  like the Millennium Falcon is like old and the ships in the preal don't look
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  like that so it didn't make any sense I mean you don't see cars from 30 years
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  ago still driving around today no well I think Dan was being sarcastic were you
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  being sarcastic then Dan I was just trying to make a point no but what would
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  have made more sense if you
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  in back what was your point these are the tiniest things to
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  argue about oh yeah yeah you know what you're right we're stuck
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  on the Mina who gives a [ __ ] all I care about is whether or not it's going to be
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  any good uh I know it's not going to be but for that faint few seconds I had
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  some I had some hope look I mean it's all going to come down to JJ isn't it
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  because he's got a pretty he's got a pretty even 50/50 track record of good
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  and [ __ ] yeah know well I don't like within one franchise yeah but he made
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  Star Tre and one [ __ ] both of them see I thought the first one was great and
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  the second one was awful oh the second one was no near as good as the first one
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  but it was still fun okay but imagine imagine a Star Wars movie in the caliber
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  of that that Star Trek sequel It's still going to be better than the prequels
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  it's still going to be better than the prequels yeah but that was a joke I
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  don't know I I just don't want him to make this a joke well it's G to be I
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  don't want this to be a Star Wars par look guys guys you got to understand
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  something Star Wars got ruined the moment those prequels came out there's
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  no coming back from it now look don't we're glossing over we're having
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  revisionist history here because don't forget even between the first and second
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  Star Wars there was a [ __ ] holiday special there was an animated series
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  that was awful and then there was the Caravan of Courage and the [ __ ] fight
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  for Endor like there was all this shitty movies at the time I don't want to hear
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  you there is nothing wrong with Caravan of Courage if you like Caravan of
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  Courage but you don't like Revenge of the Sith then you would just have is selective
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  memory that's very absolutely right yeah
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  yeah yeah you saw caran when you were a child
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  years I can't watch it again and we can talk okay oh wait oh no no I'm getting
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  Recollections of scenes in it now there's there's like a like a he's like
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  there oh that little kid and then there's Wicket and then there's a glider
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  no no it's Wick it's terrible LED Ewok yeah you know I did say the other day a
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  Never Ending Story oh and it was great yeah it was
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  great yeah we went and saw The Dark Crystal at um the Orum it was [ __ ]
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  awesome they used to know how to make kids movies in the 80s that's for damn
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  sure cuz I didn't talk down to you that's why although I've got something
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  else to say on that subject but before we leave Star Wars entirely I think Luke
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  has had an experience this week that he'd likeed to talk about oh yes I
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  recently went because it was Star Wars day yesterday so this is really dating
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  this episode is that a thing seriously May the 4th May the 4th be with you oh
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  my God that's a thing now how did you avoid that you're on Facebook all the
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  time I haven't posted anything on Facebook in a while I haven't looked at
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  it it I don't look at it either but yeah it was just I I haven't I haven't been
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  very social really active lately I just okay hasn't um come
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  up all right so to celebrate this day I actually went and saw the original
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  trilogy at the movies uh the original trilogy very often you get to see the
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  remastered Trilogy or the re-released one with all the [ __ ] at it
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  in that's the one I saw the most recent I want to apologize to everyone sitting
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  around me when I kept shaking my head
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  and groaning and saying why God why yeah but you subjected yourself not to just
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  one of them but all three wait so they've made film prints of the newest
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  versions they they didn't even screen the special editions from I thought it
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  was going to that but no cuz I haven't when they came out in Blu-ray even
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  though I brought up day one I still haven't watched them where did you go to
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  see them uh Heights okay they might have just had the Blu-rays on in a on the
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  projector or something you know what somewhere there's a cinema who has a
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  [ __ ] film print in the freezer of they would make a fortune of the old Star Wars as it
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  screened somebody somebody would have that somewhere like the national
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  archives in America the national film archives asked Lucas for a copy to put
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  it into the film history what do they call that the the [ __ ] archives the
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  they the [ __ ] film archive like that's what they he said no he wouldn't
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  give them a copy of it and you know what they said they said do you know who we
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  are we're the [ __ ] film archives give us the
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  film the [ __ ] headpiece of the STA of RA [ __ ] that's
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  right i' forgotten about that me
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  too [ __ ] headpiece
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  stuff so Luke so like you did they show them sequentially or completely out of
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  order scen out of order no I mean as in did they show the three movies all in the
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  one day or did you have was I could have got to see episode 1 2 and 3 on a
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  Saturday but I was not going to subject myself to that right so I just went to
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  see four five and six on Sunday okay so I got to listen to Boba Fett with a kiwi
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  accent oh God they didn't they didn't
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  yeah yeah they did that e Wicket blinks the but the one thing that I Haven seen
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  that yet forgot about of frity General why was he oh why is
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  wicked blink oh I forgot about that they make him blink I need to watch cuz
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  that's the one thing that we all thought every time we watched it why aren't
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  the they're race and that race doesn't blink stor it's yeah end no the end yeah
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  but the end of return gener where Luke goes oh look there's the ghost of Yoda
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  there's the ghost of Ben and then who the [ __ ] is that yeah that's right and
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  wait it's not is it yeah it's not wa it
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  is but is does that mean that it's also
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  you and McGregor no wait what so Obi-Wan gets to be an old man ghost but Anakin
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  has to be a boy ghost yes well it may as well be [ __ ] what's his name from the
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  first one SK kid what's his name David
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  prow not David yeah could be James L Jones for all I care no the little kid
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  oh right oh oh Jesus all forgotten his name
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  yeah you ra a good point why is Anakin Skywalker as a young version and yet Ben
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  Kenobi is old is so it's still Alec Guinness still Alec Guinness right with
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  Hayden Christensen beside him yeah that's that's literally
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  nonsensical yeah I mean I know it's fiction but that is biggest logic hole
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  it's still Sebastian Shaw when he takes the helmet off right yes yeah without
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  his eyebrows yeah wait what I notic
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  actually they removed they digitally removed the eyebrows because you see in
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  Revenge of the Sith you see them get burnt off so in order for it to be
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  continuity they've digitally removed the eyebrows from Return of the Jedi yeah
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  cuz they wouldn't have grown back over that period of time that's right once
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  your eyebrows are singed they [ __ ] gone they are [ __ ] gone speaking I I
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  mentioned somebody just a minute ago and I realized that he's he's missing from
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  the um David PR from the cast which is not surprising because I assume Darth
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  vad is not in this but also well in he died in the previous one yeah well he
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  also David PR is notoriously banned from all um Star Wars related he does not
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  speak well of George Lucas so I'm wondering if that still stands I assume
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  it does because well I mean Lucas has no control over that now he probably has
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  more control over that kind of thing okay look for those people who don't
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  know who this guy is and why him and George Lucas don't get along does
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  someone want to explain that to the audience well David prow is a he was a
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  bodybuilder he's Scottish and he was the man inside the Darth Vader suit in all
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  one of sorry one of I thought he was one of no no there was another person who
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  did the fight scenes he died last year oh right that's true yeah he the Cory
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  for it but David PR was in the acting scenes and up until they decided to
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  voice over him it was David PR's Voice who sounded
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  ridiculous yeah he's Scottish yeah so you're part of the Rebel Alliance and a
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  traitor take it away you can find um video of that on
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  YouTube I think and if anyone wants to know what David PR looks like uh in real
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  life he's also in A Clockwork Orange as
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  The Bodyguard to the author huh M well
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  he um I I'm not sure exactly what specifically like was the straw that
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  broke the camels back but he um he he was very angry about not being invited
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  back for the prequels when it's actually Hayden Christensen in the
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  suit um so he was pissed off about that but I think they were already um not
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  speaking because he he kind of very famously mouthed off a lot in the Press
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  I think back at the time and it's one of those things too that he leaked Secrets
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  out of the script this is an interesting thing you know George Lucas always says
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  that he had a Paul planned out and everything and some people question that
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  and then there's that famous story about how nobody knew who Darth Vader like who
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  Luke's father was yeah except for Mark Hamill and George Lucas or sorry or EV
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  kersner I guess um but there is an article the second one was written by
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  woman the second Star Wars yeah The Empire Strikes Back
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  sorry yeah of course was it seriously a a woman who wrote it are you sure yeah
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  yeah I'm absolutely sure it would explain why that film has a lot more
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  emotional resonance but it's Lee braet it's Lee braet who wrote oh right um she
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  wrote famously several episodes of Murder She Wrote she was uh no she's an
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  Academy of ordering she she wrote uh the Big Sleep uh and a whole bunch of
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  other porkys that was one of hers it wasn't was
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  it Bly Hills Cop 3 that was her no no wrote I'm reading this straight from
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  IMDb Dan you're not she wrote westons and film noirs back in the uh the 40s
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  and 50s right and um shriek give you know what I did last Friday the 13th on
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  Halloween that classic parody um there's an article that I will I will attempt to
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  find and put in the show notes so people can see it that was in a
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  newspaper um in between Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back and it's an
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  interview with David PR saying yes there is we're going to make another one Star
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  Wars 2 in which Luke finds out that my character Darth Vader is his father and
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  he has to deal with that oh and that's that came yeah that's an a newspaper
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  article from from like 1970 or something I think
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  70 yeah it's it's probably not as it's probably not as early as 1970 but it's
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  pretty when when stars come out 7 77 well that's probably not 70 yeah no but
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  I know the one I know the one you mean not only is he a terrible actor but he
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  right pretty you know halfway halfway through filming the first one um when
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  George was commissioning alen Dean Foster to do the novelization for it he
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  also commissioned him to do a an unofficial sequel as well which they
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  published as a novel that same year called Splinter of the Mind's Eye yeah
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  which is basically what happens next and
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  if he couldn't get the money to do two more and do this kind of huge thing he
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  was going to have that one as the standby oh that's the that but in that
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  isn't it there's like a crystal yeah the car Crystal which was originally part of
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  the story line when it was uh what was it called Luke it was um trial of the
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  wills or something the original the original script and it was Journal of
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  the Journal of the wheels and it was them looking for the carb Crystal yeah
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  the story the plot was very different yeah very different basically the splin
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  of the mind's eye is just about luk and Leia um Han's not a character because at
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  that point only Mark and Carrie had signed on to do
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  more films and and Harrison Ford hadn't so he said don't Rite him into the next
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  one right well it's been 33 minutes and we've talked nothing about Star Wars can
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  we please not talk anymore about Star Wars ah it's great to be talking Star
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  Wars again God please let's move on I'm actually surprised at how long Dave that
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  you managed to continue on this conversation was you you've been
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  participating the whole time well I was looking for an in to talk about TIE
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  fighter but I I just couldn't find it you couldn't find a seg TIE fighter no I
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  just we just kept jumping so quickly I just like well here's one for you here's
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  one for you the storyline for TIE fighter doesn't count anymore well I
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  know and it's really upsetting because I've just been recently playing through
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  TIE fighter again in the REM mastered editions which not many people know
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  about that actually got re-released on the X-Wing verse TIE fighter engine
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  which Luke as you know uh used all better graphics that were all texture
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  mapped from the actual um the actual Starships in Star Wars so they look
• 24:45
  pretty cool and uh it works uh completely well on the USB uh joysticks
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  and throttles and uh it uh gently reminded me over the last week that I've
• 24:55
  been playing it how great video games used to be and how [ __ ] terrible they
• 25:00
  are now guys you think there are any episodes of this podcast where Dave
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  doesn't remember how great video games used to be we should go back and count because
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  there was a there was a Dogecoin car in NASCAR uh it it was it was running is
• 26:08
  this yesterday yesterday mhm and it was
• 26:11
  in seventh place and it finished in 20th Place so
• 26:18
  so F there's an amazing animated gift in the comments of that article you scroll
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  down which is the view from yeah there is it's great with
• 26:29
  Doge the show so good can I ask how many how many such car how many cars are on a
• 26:36
  race track in NASCAR like if you 20th that doesn't sound like a particularly great
• 26:42
  placing I have no idea how many cars I'm going to be honest that's sort of middle
• 26:46
  of the pack I think I know nothing about nasar you're telling me Nascar has 40 cars on the
• 26:52
  track yep I'm trying to count the best they go past now how many cars in in
• 26:58
  NASCAR I can't believe 30 we're going to
• 27:02
  have to put and nasar into the notes of
• 27:06
  this week's 43 cars like honestly was very CL if you had told me two years ago
• 27:12
  that I'd be on a podcast that discuss NASCAR yeah Not only would I wouldn't
• 27:18
  believe you but I would just you'd never have signed on there was no way I would
• 27:23
  have signed on to it no there are 43 cars in a in a that's a lot you're right
• 27:29
  [ __ ] a Sprint Cup is [ __ ] hell it happens a lot right just don't rele me
• 27:35
  when I'm right well I'm going to highlight my little TIE fighter thing
• 27:37
  cuz apparently you're not allowed to have an opinion about how much better
• 27:41
  games used to be so I'll just highlight that you can have it well look I mean if
• 27:46
  we're going to be talking about uh remaking things from the 80s let's talk
• 27:50
  about The Goonies 2o Goonies 2 with original cast original director and original
• 27:56
  producer all of them all of the cast yeah all of the well I'm surprised some
• 28:01
  aren't dead to be honest what of AIDS no just like child
• 28:08
  actors always end up getting into drugs and killing themselves I'm waiting for
• 28:11
  the day M corny C that's true in fact one of the cories died just not the
• 28:14
  Corey that was in Goonies yeah gone either way yeah but um Spielberg is in
• 28:20
  Richard Doner is in huh and apparently the boys are in Sean Austin said he was
• 28:27
  a th% sure that the sequel will happen Richard Don has said he is also a th%
• 28:31
  certain I'm not sure the maths adds up on that one but
• 28:36
  um he's not a he's not a mathematician though he's a director so that's right
• 28:41
  but apparently Spielberg has written the script and it's a
• 28:47
  go I don't want to alarm anyone but I literally just ripped my entire toenail
• 28:52
  off I'm not alarmed but I'm kind of grossed out does that count it really
• 28:58
  hurts maybe you should just leave it just leave
• 29:02
  it oh it really hurt yeah I don't I think you've misunder misunderestimated
• 29:07
  I think you misunderestimated I think you've mistaken how relevant that is to
• 29:11
  um The Goonies too I I have yeah yeah sorry I actually was never really a fan
• 29:15
  of The Goonies um oh really yeah made they made him want to rip his toenails
• 29:21
  off yeah one of my absolute favorite movies from I think I saw it once and
• 29:26
  there was some fat kid doing a hola shake or something and then some weird
• 29:30
  looking freak dude and I was the ultimate boys Adventure movie really
• 29:35
  yeah yeah looking for Treasure there's a lot of plot holes in it but it's a good
• 29:41
  movie all right okay so uh excitement leveled down from 1 to a
• 29:47
  thousand that's right yep well I must say I'm more
• 29:52
  excited for the sequel to goon than name to the sequel of Mrs
• 29:57
  Doubtfire take it back what go on I don't know what hav you heard about this
• 30:03
  no a sequel to Mrs Doubtfire and Robin Williams will be back she can't he he
• 30:08
  can't fool his family again with the same character like they realized it was
• 30:13
  him it's not going to work it's not going to work yeah no I want to watch it I'm a
• 30:20
  completely different person oh hello it's me I'm
• 30:25
  back's twin sister but but Mrs downfire was our
• 30:32
  dad he was like too I'm your dad's twin brother also in
• 30:38
  drag oh God why why would they make what happened to Robin Williams like really
• 30:44
  where's he been he's just been waiting for this wellow he's still trying to get
• 30:49
  over Bicentennial Man oh [ __ ] I didn't even watch
• 30:55
  yeah oh God awful well um I'm just trying to
• 31:01
  find I um I saw that uh Godzilla
• 31:05
  trailer oh yeah that I think I saw a newer one than the one I saw
• 31:12
  before I was like that's a good review
• 31:15
  go on I was like f-22s are falling into the
• 31:20
  water why why F22 is falling into the water well I assume he he blasts them
• 31:26
  with his there was a big monster thing and it was on the ocean and there was an
• 31:33
  aircraft carrier and it looked it looked kind of
• 31:37
  fun it looked kind of fun yeah Godzilla he apparently will fight another monster
• 31:42
  in it which is [ __ ] awesome a there you go there is a there is a mysterious
• 31:47
  flying monster that Godzilla will fight yeah make no mistake I mean make no
• 31:53
  mistake it's garbage and I would never pay to watch it but I will inevitably
• 31:57
  see that film um it's garbage with a lot of legitimate actors in it and it looks
• 32:02
  awesome so how the [ __ ] did they get that dude from Breaking Bad yeah well he
• 32:08
  doesn't do Breaking Bad anymore he's still got to pay the bills through that
• 32:12
  through that but he was probably commanding a million dollars in episode
• 32:16
  I'm sure he does I'm pretty sure his bills are probably paid forever yeah
• 32:20
  dude like by the last season he probably be getting a million dollars an episode
• 32:23
  I bet he just said they said oh do you like Godzilla he went [ __ ] yeah
• 32:26
  Godzilla's awesome he and they said do you want to be in it he went yep yep
• 32:30
  yeah I think the way it works in Hollywood is that they go hey you
• 32:32
  already got enough money yeah I got tons would you like tons more yeah
• 32:38
  yeah the Godzilla movie sure apparently Nicholas Cage is in another [ __ ] film it's
• 32:44
  horrendous [ __ ] just the one down yeah like who keeps giving this guy work I
• 32:51
  don't I oh you know he's a cou
• 32:56
  yeah I wonder if he chose not to use the name
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  or his family forbid him from using the
• 33:04
  name uh I'm not I'm not really sure what
• 33:08
  the story is there H all I know is there's still quite a bit gone no no I
• 33:14
  just uh I did see a good movie this week
• 33:17
  um on television uh it's called Adam uh
• 33:21
  it's about a guy with Asbergers and he uh meets an upstairs neighbor who is the
• 33:28
  delightfully gorgeous personification of female Perfection Rose
• 33:33
  Burn uh and uh Matt can you insert into this segment oh yeah Dave's previous
• 33:39
  comments about roseburn I can things I would do to roseburn yeah if anyone's a
• 33:44
  new listener we once had a one-off segment called things I would do to
• 33:48
  roseburn posted by Dave
• 33:55
  y I would take that and I would and I
• 34:02
  would juicy wet and as I'm I
• 34:09
  would and jam
• 34:11
  it whoa delicious and then why is that
• 34:17
  happening hold on this is what you want to do to Rose Burn and then as she why
• 34:22
  you would take like wait wait let him finish yeah so as
• 34:29
  I take my hands and so tightly into
• 34:33
  a and then I would take
• 34:37
  my explode what once they fell out of it
• 34:41
  yeah yeah yeah that's that's uh that's the things I would do to Rose bur and uh
• 34:47
  after hearing that s i stand by those those comments I I would yeah I would
• 34:51
  destroy her um why are you hitting her in the back why is that happening
• 34:58
  yeah it's complicated Dan I have complicated for I have very complicated
• 35:04
  feelings for her I still don't see it um uh that's because true beauty alludes
• 35:10
  You Luke um yeah I'm not that into her either Luke but then they're not into
• 35:14
  the girls we like so that's fine yeah yeah that's true that's fair that's
• 35:19
  that's fair um so the movie is about uh gu with thatb she the she's the neighbor
• 35:26
  uh they form a friendship and eventually a romantic relationship um and it just
• 35:30
  sort of follows really that doesn't sound like a
• 35:34
  movie boring anyway I I thought it's
• 35:41
  uh how many explosions are there there's not explosions not a sing the monsters
• 35:47
  fight what monsters fight monsters there must be some the monster is is the the
• 35:52
  the monster within man is and the challenges he faces every oh like an alien no like
• 35:58
  like a chest burster yes as is like his chest burster which he has to try and
• 36:04
  hold in and uh it's wait can I he has Aspergers and and this is the guy from
• 36:10
  Hannibal that also has Aspergers in that but he's really branching out seen
• 36:16
  Hannibal all right but I'm just saying that the film Adam if you like good
• 36:21
  films quality films then you will enjoy this movie it's a it's it's a nice tale
• 36:26
  It's Not Over sentimental and it doesn't have one of those ridiculous broad
• 36:30
  statement if you like films that you like you might like this fil if you like
• 36:35
  good films you will like this movie trust me I don't do kind of poison isn't
• 36:40
  it bit of an EMP new cloth kind of what is just about anymore I don't know I
• 36:47
  don't I just feel like whatever I say it's just that's not right no I don't
• 36:54
  know what you want first you say I I never like anything then I finally say
• 37:00
  that I do like a film and that's just I don't know what you want me to do I'm
• 37:05
  well just keep swapping because it used to be that you loved films and like
• 37:09
  sorry that Matt just loved films and you hated and then it got to the point where
• 37:12
  Matt just [ __ ] shut on any film that got brought up and now it's inverted
• 37:16
  again so there's always has to be one person who just logic to this podcast
• 37:22
  it's different every week that's keeping us fresh yeah that's
• 37:26
  right we keep the audience guessing oh God I actually saw a movie that I
• 37:31
  enjoyed the other week yeah I
• 37:36
  went how many villains SPID how many villains does this one have though I
• 37:41
  think it's got all of them is that out two.
• 37:45
  2.2 how can you have a
• 37:49
  villain what one of the villains isn't a main character oh okay please tell me
• 37:55
  it's not rhino because he looked
• 38:01
  ridiculous um yeah everyone if you're got to go see it go see it if not the
• 38:05
  couple of spoilers yet Rhino's in it for like 2 minutes at the end of the movie
• 38:09
  wait that's what I you if you're going to go see it go see it that's that's
• 38:14
  that's not even a statement but what is that what is this what is this and no
• 38:20
  one said a thing I the last review we got was if you like good movies this is
• 38:26
  a good one I don't know what's going
• 38:33
  on yeah but I think what made this movie probably better was Emma Stone being in
• 38:38
  it cuz yeah you like Rose Burn I love Emma Stone that's cuz you like into emst
• 38:44
  you like children Luke that's what you like you like young children like Jesus
• 38:49
  Christ you like her and you like the chck from kickass they're the kind of girls you like
• 38:56
  look is is the film good Luke did you like the movie I did enjoy it you don't need
• 39:02
  to know if you like it if you want to see it Matt see it there I will it's
• 39:07
  Spider-Man I'm going to watch it but I've heard I've heard it's not very good
• 39:11
  I'm not mutually exclusive it can be not good and he still enjoyed it yeah that's true yes
• 39:17
  but I've heard that it's not good that's what I've heard you you will enjoy it
• 39:24
  well bear in mind I didn't enjoy the first one I did not
• 39:28
  I enjoyed the first one as well there was a you know how a lot of in the
• 39:32
  movies now they've got the little snippet of things to coming up in
• 39:35
  different movies this one was a bit weird because they actually had a
• 39:39
  snippet of the new X-Men movie at the end right really as you know X-Men's Fox
• 39:45
  and Sony has Spider-Man huh and Marvel
• 39:49
  just wants them both back yeah yeah but what it came about from it wasn't
• 39:54
  actually uh oh look what might be happening soon the director of Spider-Man um does
• 40:01
  anyone remember who that is Mark web wait wait what Mark Webb the guy who
• 40:06
  directs Spider-Man is named Mark Webb I I'm pretty sure Mark web it's
• 40:13
  terrific yeah Mark web yeah well he's actually meant to be doing some work
• 40:18
  with Fox right and so they sort of because he really wanted he directed the
• 40:23
  first Spider-Man he really wanted to do the second one so they came to an agreement
• 40:28
  and what that agreement was is Fox basically get free advertising of the
• 40:32
  new X-Men movie in the Spider-Man movie H wait so you're saying there's an X-Man in
• 40:39
  Spider-Man which one yes there's um at
• 40:43
  the end crit it's Mystique who's mystique and is Mystique played
• 40:50
  by whoever Mystique is played by Jennifer Lawrence Jennifer Lawrence
• 40:54
  that's the one yes isn't isn't she not a mutant
• 40:59
  anymore uh no she is didn't she get hit with some weird serum that made her not
• 41:05
  mutant no she didn't she didn't take it no stabbed with
• 41:11
  it stabbed yeah which which wait wait which X-Men are you talking about X-Men
• 41:16
  are you talking about first class I don't know that they they developed a
• 41:20
  cure and then she got shot with it the they was talking about the original
• 41:25
  talking about okay there's two okay the confusing thing is going to be with the
• 41:29
  new X-Men it takes place no all right I'm gonna I'm gonna spare you I'm gonna
• 41:33
  spare you I don't care I'm not going to watch them they're terrible I don't even
• 41:38
  want to know I've got I don't want to fill my head with
• 41:42
  incessantly like just stupid garbage all right right at the end of
• 41:47
  Xmen alate timelines though at the end of X-Men 3 Magneto moves a chest piece
• 41:52
  with without touching it therefore indicating that The Cure is not actually
• 41:56
  aure so we can assume that they all still have their powers eventually right
• 42:00
  is Rose Burn in it well I mean if they didn't wouldn't be much of a movie
• 42:05
  that's right yeah and also called the men and also X-Men first Class which is
• 42:11
  also where part of this new film takes place it in the 60s before any of that
• 42:14
  happened and Mystique was young so she still has powers then as well yeah she
• 42:18
  um roseburn is not in any of the planned X-Men films com just tell him just tell
• 42:24
  him yes yes she is she's in all of them y she plays all the characters in them
• 42:30
  all of them yeah all right so no roseburn um completely convoluted plot
• 42:37
  that mixes between several different story lines and arcs and all that stuff in other
• 42:42
  words I'm not going to see
• 42:45
  it probably not y there you go surprise but I don't think you're Their
• 42:51
  audience no apparently
• 42:54
  not apparently not you like good mov
• 42:58
  oh okay let's change t a bit if if you if we'd like sure you want to change t a bit
• 43:05
  sure um I don't because I I have one
• 43:08
  more question for Dan okay okay go um uh
• 43:12
  about a little little story uh about uh about a man and a boat and uh I do
• 43:18
  recall asking you to take one for the team and uh go watch Noah yeah so I did
• 43:24
  my homework and I went and saw Noah
• 43:28
  mhm all right now before I tell you my experience with this film let's just
• 43:34
  open it up to the crowd what you guys tell me what you think Noah might be
• 43:39
  about the film Noah what what what would you have expected well I in the last 20
• 43:43
  minutes will be the flood and the first hour is everyone calling him crazy and
• 43:48
  him rising up or trying to protect his family from a king and it just really
• 43:54
  being like a sort of action kind of flick that's what I was thinking I think
• 44:00
  I think it'd be more about him just trying to Source a lot of wood CU it'd
• 44:04
  be hard to get that much W to that's fair that's fair
• 44:08
  Matt I assume I assume it was just two hours of of a boat floating around and
• 44:14
  then him sending out doves and then then just coming back and him two giraffe
• 44:19
  heads poking out of holes behind him yeah exactly and then his Emma Emma
• 44:23
  Watson coming up and going and he land yet and he's like no okay well what if I
• 44:27
  told you Noah is post-apocalyptic science fiction no
• 44:33
  mention of God no indication that this even takes place on
• 44:39
  Earth uh anachronistic uh are there people in it
• 44:45
  then there are people in it y pretty good chance it's set on Earth then no
• 44:50
  they pan back they pan back from Earth and it's not an earth that you recognize there
• 44:55
  are huge rock monsters that help Noah build the arc
• 45:01
  whoa back up this sounds like something I want to see Powers it is more like a
• 45:07
  Mad Max movie than a biblical story what
• 45:12
  really it is why is it not being marketed like this it's not being
• 45:17
  marketed like this because if that's what they said no one would go and
• 45:20
  [ __ ] see it yeah but how have I not even heard I would have seen it upset that it's
• 45:25
  that I could church people going to see it and coming out and going that's not Noah well
• 45:31
  because the churchgoers actually aren't going to go and see this because they're
• 45:34
  already up in arms about them even making a movie of it and apparently they
• 45:38
  don't like that that's Noah Noah but they don't mention God or Christianity
• 45:44
  or anything in it they have their own mythology that is kind of
• 45:51
  based on the biblical like a parable of the actual original story kind of thing
• 45:56
  well funny because at times this movie does get a little silly and when it does
• 46:02
  it's got giant moners that help him build a boat no no see no no no that's
• 46:07
  where you're wrong that's those parts are amazing it gets silly when it tries
• 46:10
  to tie back too much into the Bible story right yeah right now the animals
• 46:15
  on the ark are not animals you've ever seen they're weird creatures what yeah
• 46:21
  so they're not deer and and pigs and
• 46:24
  stuff they're just weird yep
• 47:26
  see this movie now yeah so do I don't get me wrong there's still a lot of like
• 47:30
  drama in it and and and kind of this kind of why is that bad Christian no no
• 47:36
  no no no I'm just saying drama there's actually substantive content you may
• 47:40
  not viewers beware that mean boring bits no but I'm just saying like it's not
• 47:46
  it's not all [ __ ] explosions and rock monsters [ __ ] off there's no read a
• 47:51
  manual for 15 minutes on how to build a boat cuz Matt is
• 47:55
  out that's good you should see
• 48:02
  it it's funny it's funny how they work
• 48:05
  into the story line why it's not incest that they're all going to have to [ __ ]
• 48:11
  each other when they get to land oh my God I want I want to spoil it now I I
• 48:15
  need to know that answer well no no it's a really simple plot device but so it's
• 48:19
  Noah and his kids right yeah two boys and a girl yep but she's an adopted
• 48:25
  daughter oh right right and they just have to put this little 5minute scene
• 48:30
  where they adopt the girl so that later on you're not going well hang on they're
• 48:34
  all going to have to [ __ ] wait so he's about their kids him or his son are
• 48:38
  going to [ __ ] the daughter who's adopted her children will still be related to
• 48:44
  them related to everybody there yeah and then so that
• 48:49
  doesn't no no I think that fails the basic biology
• 48:55
  test no I'm not I'm not saying I'm a scientist but that still sounds like
• 49:05
  insense just saying Dan that movie sounds [ __ ] amazing I want to see it
• 49:10
  now yeah it's pretty interesting wow I feel bad now because I I was like ah D's gonna hate
• 49:17
  this funny because I I went saw this by myself it was a Tuesday afternoon I'd
• 49:21
  finished work early for the day and I was driving back and I was thinking
• 49:25
  about it and I was like [ __ ] I'm going to go and see it so I just pulled into
• 49:28
  the cinema here at Orbin I was the only
• 49:31
  one in the cinema mhm and I experienced
• 49:35
  Noah wellow there you go [ __ ] hell I really want to see it I want to see it
• 49:42
  pretty interesting well if Noah hasn't outright outraged Christians um
• 49:48
  something that will Y is uh is happening in Oklahoma at the
• 49:52
  moment um the the Oklahoma State House uh for those who don't know I I didn't
• 49:59
  so I had to look this up that's where you know they have like legislative
• 50:03
  meetings and things yep like a town hall yeah you know like where the mayor calls
• 50:07
  his meetings and all that kind of business uh it's a government building
• 50:11
  right so it has no religious affiliation technically speaking and it shouldn't
• 50:14
  have you're not supposed to they're not allowed to put up religious stuff
• 50:18
  religious iconography is banned in government institutions except in the state of
• 50:24
  Oklahoma one of the um um who was it the
• 50:28
  gentleman oh state representative donated a statue that represented the
• 50:34
  Ten Commandments and it was placed outside the state house and their
• 50:37
  argument was well we didn't pay for it he paid for it and donated it ah so okay
• 50:43
  so some s got got upset so the local Church of Satan said oh well that's fine
• 50:49
  uh well we'd like to donate a statue as well so of you guys going to see a
• 50:56
  picture of put show notes because this is an evil
• 51:00
  looking [ __ ] statue yeah like you're like if you're imagining something like
• 51:05
  cutesy no this is a [ __ ] this is the goat King himself it's bam it with two
• 51:11
  children worshipping at his feet yeah so they um they they had an Indiegogo
• 51:16
  campaign um they wanted to raise 20 grand so that they could make a bronze
• 51:21
  statue of this um they ended um at nearly 30,000 and so now they've got a a
• 51:27
  sculptor creating the statue uh now because they have already received a lot
• 51:33
  of death threats and and notice is saying we will destroy this thing if you
• 51:38
  put it there yeah they've said well that's fine because we're making a mold
• 51:42
  of it and because of the insurance policy every time you destroy one we'll
• 51:47
  have enough money to make two more
• 51:51
  so so go ahead um and uh there's actually there's apparently there's a
• 51:56
  big legal dispute going on now about whether the original 10 Ten Commandments
• 52:01
  statute is allowed to remain and that kind of thing and they've basically said
• 52:05
  well that's fine we're happy to just put our statue there when it's finished and
• 52:08
  then once that's all resolved if they say his statue has to go we'll take ours
• 52:12
  away as well take because obviously if they decide that his statue can stay
• 52:15
  then you know they can't decide on religious grounds that ours has to go so
• 52:21
  so it'll all be fine wow it's uh so just for you listeners you should go through
• 52:26
  the show notes and definitely check out the picture of that because it is a
• 52:29
  disturbing pretty disturbing picture I don't know why there's two kids in it
• 52:33
  but it freaks me out yeah oh well they're um they're just
• 52:39
  kind of you know looking up to him now I know we're running I mean it's a p time
• 52:44
  uh so uh I I believe we've got a segment this week Dan do we have a segment we do
• 52:50
  but if we've if we've talked enough and we don't need it we could just hold it
• 52:54
  off next week I'm pretty excited Dan I I want this segment it's uh what do
• 52:59
  you guys reckon General consensus I think it's good to end on a segment
• 53:02
  segment I also want to just before we go to this segment I want to just throw
• 53:05
  something out there to the audience M now I've actually I got a new tattoo
• 53:10
  recently and I'm r a new bit of a tattoo kick and I'm booked in for my next one
• 53:17
  too it happens when you get one you really want to get another one straight
• 53:20
  away thing is I'm not really good at drawing [ __ ] so what I want our audience to do
• 53:26
  is maybe to try and come up with some ideas for me to get tattooed on my body
• 53:31
  nice I've got one
• 53:35
  already now it's not basically the only winner is if I like it I will get it
• 53:41
  tattooed on me so yeah that sounds like as vague as your other competitions too
• 53:44
  Luke so that's fine I'll allow it makes no sense no one can possibly
• 53:49
  enter if Luke will eventually forget about it and nothing will happen no no
• 53:54
  no I hope something does come of this I'm going to submit one it's going to be
• 53:57
  the four of us in a gay pose and I want Luke to get it right
• 54:01
  across his back I got to got to help some people out so I'm I'm a bit of a
• 54:06
  Star Wars fan um Robotech um I was a Seager more more than a Nintendo fan but
• 54:12
  I do like Zelda so draw something and I might get a tattooed on me nice that's
• 54:18
  it well they got to draw it as well can't they just come up with an idea and
• 54:21
  I mean come on if they think of something cool if think something cool
• 54:26
  yeah if you you think of something cool post it and let me know and it might
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  come about that reminds me of something that was supposed every week and we keep
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  forgetting to do and that is to tell people how they can get in contact with
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  us well now seems like a good time because they're going to want to know
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  where they can submit their entries to luk tattoo competition exactly the best
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  way generally speaking because we most of us will see it is on Facebook so if
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  um you can get us on Twitter we are twitter.com nerd GM I'm on there a bit
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  so you know tweet at us and I'll I'll get that on oh you get that on your
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  phone too don't you Luke yeah I do so Luke will get your your comments if you
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  send them on Twitter um but don't let's just just put them on the Facebook just
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  put them in one place all right all right but but people don't have Facebook
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  that's you know some people are really really precious and don't like okay yeah
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  well look and if you don't have any of that stuff that you can just email us at
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  podcast multipl nerdgasm if they don't have a Twitter or a Facebook don't have
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  email either so just mail it well I wouldn't go that far or just ring
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  04 did you just read my mobile number out on the podcast all right I'm telling you right
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  nowt minute text your entries to and someone will get back to you
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  [ __ ] swear to God Dan I'm telling you right now
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  104 the whole entire [ __ ] minutes and
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  better be [ __ ] R I can't wait for the day that that
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  accidentally slips through and goes out there it better not I I do not want to
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  listen to this [ __ ] audience I don't want to hear from them I don't want to
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  see them but you should dial o for if you really want to talk to
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  someone interesting all right so uh without any further Ado Let's uh let's
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  get into the segments all right well we've we've talked a lot about movies and
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  specifically REM makes in this episode which is fitting because the new segment
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  for today is called I can't believe it's not a movie o and uh basically the rules
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  are that I'm going to submit to you a couple of existing intellectual
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  properties M and you guys much like a group of Studio executives are going to
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  have to discuss what the movie would be okay so I'm going to give you three
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  things I'm going to give you a video
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  game a book mhm and a toy all of which
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  uh you know a really common uh Wells to
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  dip into for contemporary films and uh I want you to come up with uh what the
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  story Line's going to be yep who the stars are going to be and they and who
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  the characters are and who's going to direct it you know is this going to be a
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  Michael Bay epic is it going to be a West Anderson Indie um and what the what
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  the movie is going to be so I want you to basically just discuss it amongst
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  yourselves okay all right yeah so the first first one will
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  go the toy mhm and you're going to go you guys are going to come up with
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  Slinky the movie all right oh those of you who don't know
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  Slinky Big Spring okay y okay it's going
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  to be a Pixar like animated Adventure Good Start uh it's going to have to be
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  uh okay now the slinky uh he's a toy from the 1980s doesn't get played with
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  very much anymore um so he is basically sitting with a
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  bunch of other abandoned toys and I've just described Toy Story
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  I yeah so okay okay we were we were halfway that's good just thinking inside
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  the box but yeah yeah yeah okay so all
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  right how about he he uh he um he falls in love has to save the
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  world somhow okay all right is it going to be
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  an action film do we want to action film
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  like a like a drama would bhip like
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  Battleship it's uh yeah I like the way you're thinking Matt you want to do a
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  live yeah no no no so all right we giant Slinky attack city go on yeah yeah yeah
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  so there's a there's a there's a shadow yep uh Over the Horizon
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  's looking up cylindrical shadow kind of yeah there's a cylindrical shadow and
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  the this this giant cylinder yeah kind of hovers into place above does it h
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  because the whole thing about Slinky is that it walks bear with me bear with me
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  getting there it HS the capital building hovers above the capital
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  building obviously and and then there's one over the White House and there's one
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  over the [ __ ] CNE yeah yeah yeah I'm like and then and
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  suddenly at an appointed time as everybody's looking up in Wonder the
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  slinky just start bouncing up and down and crushing all the buildings and and
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  destroying everything right and when when when it hit the ground it's a
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  thunderous kind of like a cre earthquak like it's quite devastating so it's
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  going to be like disaster porn film yeah man yeah exactly yeah okay so it's
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  disaster porn okay we need a star in here who's kind of washed up but is is
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  is still still bankable in some way so so you're not just handing it straight
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  to Will Smith no no no we're not giving it to will we're not giving to will
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  um okay guys who who do you think is going to fit this role a little washed
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  up um you know you know what [ __ ] it let's put won in this yeah all right let's
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  put CHR Walkin plays the Jeff Goldblum character well yeah yeah okay walkon
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  plays a scientist who um who originally invented the slinky um uh and has been
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  called out of retirement because he's the only one who knows the the the
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  physical flaw of the slinky yeah Slinky was invented in the 40s so he'd be
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  pretty old but I'm willing to go with it yeah okay all right well you know get
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  him out of cryo free it's a movie about giant slink is destroying cities I don't
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  no no so they shoot these little these little cylindrical pods out of the big
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  Slinky down into like the streets and people are like what the hell is that
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  and it bursts open and little slinkies come out and start like like rolling and
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  flipping everywhere and choking everybody yeah people choke
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  allies yeah they like drill through you yeah yeah they kill you they they're
• 1:00:55
  deadly they deadly so they are the metal slinkies they're not the new plastic
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  ones no of course not no no so maybe yeah so these are sort of oh these
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  slinkies are the original slinkies from you have to tangle them you have to
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  tangle them that's their weakness a so that's how they get them in the end but
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  that's that's what w comes up with now he's kind of though isn't he Matt
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  because he's he's an old he's he's like is he going to be like a dock character
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  like from Back to the Future is he going to be a bit crazy a bit zany or is he
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  going to be really serious no he's he's he's zany and he builds this big harpoon
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  F andom of Slinky and drag the bottom of it up over itself to tangle it all up
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  kind of like in Empire Strikes Back okay cool all right and that's that's how
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  they defeat them that's Howen in the in the bank it's green lit then great yeah
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  oh we green movie we green l in movie boys I can't believe this is finally
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  happened moving on well done boys you did well you did well number two let's
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  go to a video game oh this is how it's done boys we just fly through them MH y
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  okay your video game to film adaptation mhm you guys are working on the Candy Crush
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  Saga [ __ ] you I've never played Candy Crush Saga justed it's bed okay oh it's
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  beded it's bed okay so with candy all
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  right so [ __ ] all right we got to go live action again we're going to have to
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  think outside the box for this one guys we're really going think this one
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  would definitely have to be animated yeah oh just the bright
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  colors yeah but I mean [ __ ] where are we okay okay like let's just rip off
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  Pokemon and have kids transported into the magical world of Candy Crush where
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  no even I can't go through with this we need something else
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  we [ __ ] all right let's get a let's get a director on board first and let's work
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  back okay okay uh I who do we want I
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  want who do I want I've got it I've got it it's Fincher it's the
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  story of it's the story of the making of the game and it's a social network style
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  Thriller right yeah yeah okay so you're
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  saying it's about the Beed people in who
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  are yeah popcast litigating against and they hav mean they're like
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  we it's nearly ready Beed five is nearly ready like here here's the presentation
• 1:03:22
  and then someone burst in and they're like you're not going to [ __ ] believe
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  this and he like changes the channel and it's like headline news like new
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  released best game in the whole world Candy Crush Saga so can we can we maybe
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  add a bit of drama to this can we maybe have the game have such a profound
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  impact on modern society that people stop going to work and things start
• 1:03:39
  falling apart maybe we can sort of follow this Flappy Bird like like in
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  real life Flappy Bird yeah yeah so like so things take a turn for the worst and
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  Society starts to collapse because of this this stupid video game umh and
• 1:03:54
  who's going to be in it who's going to be in it I don't know we sort of got two
• 1:04:01
  different directions now I'm a bit confused as to where the story is now
• 1:04:04
  well things go bad and then somehow there needs to be a resolution so come
• 1:04:09
  up with a resolution so that's so so the one we're going people aren't going to
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  work anymore because of this game what if it turns out that the Candy Crush
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  Saga is actually an Ancient Order of monks who have got these ancient Scrolls
• 1:04:22
  that need to be deciphered so they put the cipher into the and
• 1:04:29
  usuck to solve the Sion it stars Tom Hanks who uncovers the secret that is so
• 1:04:35
  perfect you got to haveall in there somewhere too Dan you got to like
• 1:04:40
  this oh it's sold I'm I'm totally sold say the words so they they're kind of
• 1:04:45
  Outsourcing people's video game addictions to solve this centuries old
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  Cipher to discover good or bad discover the tomb of Noah
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  from it'll be really high contrast and a little green in tone yeah perfect done
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  all right well done boys last one a book and the book that you've got
• 1:05:06
  to adapt into a film oh here we go Paul riser's couplehood oh my God got a copy
• 1:05:12
  of that book on my I think we've got two of them here yeah we
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  do I've never read it okay it's never stopped us before it's never stopped any
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  Studio exec before Luke well I don't want to I don't want to Dan but
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  Mad About You y That's it right okay reboot okay
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  no that's fine reboot for 2014 what would mad about you look like in 2014
• 1:05:39
  mie based on the Mad About You concept where he's a smalltime director and God
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  knows what she did um and uh she gets brutally murdered in a ritualistic
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  murder by like a serial killer um and
• 1:05:57
  uh that is why it's called mad about you like he's mad he's mad about it
• 1:06:03
  mad all right and there's actually a scene in it where he finally in the last
• 1:06:07
  scene F he confronts the bad guy the he confronts the Killer and says I am so
• 1:06:12
  mad about you I am mad I'm so angry about this exactly exactly ex it's not
• 1:06:18
  going to have poor riser in it no of course cuz it's a reboot you can't ever
• 1:06:22
  have the the same characters so who are we going to cast I wonder if star Luke
• 1:06:27
  and Kristen Stewart oh imagine that Luke is married to
• 1:06:33
  Kristen Stewart she gets murdered and he has to begrudgingly Revenge her death because
• 1:06:39
  they think it was him like in The Fugitive oh yeah or gor girl the new fin
• 1:06:44
  movie that's about to come out oh [ __ ] I would watch the [ __ ] out of that
• 1:06:52
  movie I don't even know if I'd want to be in it that' be perfect be perfect
• 1:06:56
  Luke because you know you could shave your beard like he like he does in The
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  Fugitive oh yes and try and blend in stuff with this role man you got to you
• 1:07:03
  can Branch out you SE a guy who's 6' one brown hair and a beard every time I look
• 1:07:08
  in the mirror except for the [Laughter] beard although you if if they said ah
• 1:07:15
  did you kill Christen St you'd be like yep no but I wanted to in fact look if
• 1:07:20
  let's be honest if Kristen Stewart turns up dead you're the first door they're
• 1:07:23
  going to knock on that's true Su all the [ __ ] he said publicly about
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  her yeah oh dear well done boys it's uh it's
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  three summer Blockbusters yeah well done well done all we need now is a jingle
• 1:07:41
  all it takes all we need a jingle now boys off you go I can't believe it's not
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  a
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  movie nice that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed the
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