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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey guys, Tommy Vitor here. I'm hosting a new podcast
- 0:02Speaker 1: called World Corrupt with my friend Roger Bennett from the
- 0:05Speaker 1: Men in Blazers podcast. Soccer is a game that is
- 0:07Speaker 1: often called the world's most important, least important thing. Yet
- 0:10Speaker 1: November's World Cup will force fans to confront and grapple
- 0:12Speaker 1: with the complexities of the tournament.
- 0:14Speaker 2: It was awarded via corruption and built.
- 0:16Speaker 1: With atrocious labor practices that have left reported 6,500 migrant
- 0:19Speaker 1: workers dead. Each week on World Corrupt, Roger and I
- 0:22Speaker 1: will explore what it means to be a fan and
- 0:24Speaker 1: responsible citizen of the world while watching the world's most
- 0:26Speaker 1: popular sporting event. New episodes of World Corrupt drop each
- 0:29Speaker 1: Saturday in the Pod Save the World feed.
- 0:52Speaker 3: Welcome to Pod Save America. I'm Jon Favreau.
- 0:54Speaker 4: I'm Jon Lovett. I'm Tommy Vitor.
- 0:56Speaker 3: Here it is, our last episode of the decade. Happy
- 0:59Speaker 3: New Year. Yeah. Happy New Year. Happy New Decade. I
- 1:03Speaker 3: don't like the way that sounds. It's a lot. It's
- 1:05Speaker 3: a lot. So we figured for this, since we only
- 1:08Speaker 3: have two days left here in the year and the decade,
- 1:12Speaker 3: we would do our now annual New Year's resolution pod
- 1:15Speaker 3: that we do every year.
- 1:16Speaker 4: But this year, but this year is a twist.
- 1:20Speaker 3: There is a twist, but we'll tell you about it
- 1:23Speaker 3: right after these housekeeping items that we have. You got
- 1:27Speaker 3: to keep them listening, love it.
- 1:28Speaker 4: No, I get it.
- 1:29Speaker 3: That's what we do here in the podcast industry.
- 1:32Speaker 5: All right.
- 1:33Speaker 3: We wanted to make sure that Pod Save America and
- 1:34Speaker 3: Crooked Media listeners understand just how much of an impact
- 1:37Speaker 3: you've had over the last couple years, so we compiled
- 1:42Speaker 3: an impact report.
- 1:43Speaker 2: It's very on the nose.
- 1:44Speaker 3: That shows just that. Go to crooked.com slash impact to
- 1:49Speaker 3: see The report titled, Is That Hope I Feel?
- 1:53Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:54Speaker 3: Ripped right from the Whataday headlines. And get inspired before
- 1:58Speaker 3: we head into 2020. Check out. It's a great report.
- 2:00Speaker 3: And it's all thanks to you. Everyone who has donated, volunteered,
- 2:05Speaker 3: knocked on doors. All the wonderful things you guys have done. So,
- 2:08Speaker 3: thank you. And go check that out. And celebrate yourself.
- 2:11Speaker 3: That's what it's for. Also, The Wilderness 2 is coming.
- 2:16Speaker 3: Season 2 of The Wilderness. We'll be sharing more details
- 2:18Speaker 3: about Season 2 of The Wilderness. very soon. Get ready
- 2:21Speaker 3: for that. But in the meantime, you can catch up
- 2:23Speaker 3: on season one wherever you listen to podcasts.
- 2:26Speaker 2: John, question. Are we still in the wilderness?
- 2:30Speaker 3: We're sort of, there's like a lot of trees everywhere.
- 2:33Speaker 3: So I can't see the field? No, we can sort
- 2:36Speaker 3: of see maybe the right direction. It's just a question
- 2:38Speaker 3: if we can get there. Not guaranteed.
- 2:42Speaker 2: That's daunting.
- 2:42Speaker 4: No clear path, though. It's not like there's a well-trod path.
- 2:45Speaker 3: As we know from last week's Democratic debate, you know,
- 2:48Speaker 3: Has it happened yet? We're recording this before.
- 2:52Speaker 2: How about that debate?
- 2:53Speaker 3: Can you believe what happened there?
- 2:54Speaker 4: You believe that he said that to her?
- 2:55Speaker 3: That was unbelievable. When Buttigieg had that speech. And then
- 3:00Speaker 3: he dropped out right on stage, that candidate.
- 3:03Speaker 4: I think it was pretty inappropriate for Michael Bloomberg to
- 3:05Speaker 4: buy the network mid-debate.
- 3:07Speaker 3: Okay. So this year, for this year's resolution podcast, you know,
- 3:12Speaker 3: last year we had our resolutions and then we had
- 3:15Speaker 3: different people around the Crooked Media Network. This year we decided...
- 3:19Speaker 3: Why not ask the Democratic candidates themselves for some resolutions?
- 3:22Speaker 4: These people don't say no.
- 3:24Speaker 3: We can get them. They're gettable. So our fantastic producers
- 3:28Speaker 3: went out to the Democratic candidates, asked them for resolutions,
- 3:31Speaker 3: and we're going to play them now. This is the
- 3:34Speaker 3: first time we're hearing them.
- 3:34Speaker 4: We're hearing them live. We have never heard these before.
- 3:38Speaker 3: Okay, Jordan tells us Cory Booker is up first for
- 3:42Speaker 3: his New Year's resolution. All right, Kyle, let's play it.
- 3:45Speaker 6: Pod Save America, so happy that you've asked me about
- 3:47Speaker 6: my New Year's resolutions. I'm going to skip over the
- 3:49Speaker 6: ones that have to deal with me getting into better
- 3:52Speaker 6: physical shape, for crying out loud, and maybe do the
- 3:56Speaker 6: one that is actually really very much at the center
- 3:58Speaker 6: of my purpose in the next year. Look, Gandhi said
- 4:01Speaker 6: we've all got to be the change we want to
- 4:03Speaker 6: see in the world, and we often forget about how
- 4:05Speaker 6: the personal decisions we make often enable injustice. And I
- 4:12Speaker 6: made a decision last year to be more conscious with
- 4:14Speaker 6: my consumer choices that I'm making, especially someone that has
- 4:19Speaker 6: more relative privilege in terms of my purchasing power, that
- 4:23Speaker 6: I decided to just start thinking a lot about my
- 4:26Speaker 6: food choices and the sources of my food as someone
- 4:29Speaker 6: who's big on regenerative agriculture and empowering people who create
- 4:34Speaker 6: our food, not these multinational corporations who are doing such
- 4:36Speaker 6: harm through CAFOs and other industrial agriculture, I've done a
- 4:40Speaker 6: good job of changing that. But, uh, this year, uh,
- 4:43Speaker 6: I'm going to focus down more. One of my resolutions
- 4:46Speaker 6: is to focus on fashion. Fast fashion is doing such
- 4:49Speaker 6: a damage to our environment. It's oppressing and exploiting workers and, uh,
- 4:54Speaker 6: more putting chemicals, uh, into our environment and, and, and
- 4:57Speaker 6: things that just do not attune.
- 4:59Speaker 3: With a lot of my value.
- 5:00Speaker 6: So I'm just going to be a lot more conscious about, uh, my,
- 5:03Speaker 6: my consumer choices around clothing, uh, and how, um, those
- 5:08Speaker 6: choices either empower the values that I want to see
- 5:12Speaker 6: in this world or do things to continue, I think,
- 5:16Speaker 6: systems that are unsustainable and that actually hurt people. So
- 5:20Speaker 6: that's one of my many New Year's resolutions. There are
- 5:23Speaker 6: other personal ones dealing with folks like Rosario, my girlfriend,
- 5:28Speaker 6: and folks like my own health as a middle-aged black
- 5:33Speaker 6: guy who has horrible health outcomes for my demographic. but
- 5:38Speaker 6: I hope that I can challenge everybody with your New
- 5:41Speaker 6: Year's resolutions to be more conscious in the choices you're making,
- 5:45Speaker 6: especially those that you're making with your dollar. We vote
- 5:49Speaker 6: during election time, but every day that we spend money,
- 5:51Speaker 6: we are actually voting with our dollars as well and
- 5:53Speaker 6: supporting systems one way or the other. I hope that
- 5:56Speaker 6: we all do more this year to support systems that
- 6:00Speaker 6: make this world more environmentally sustainable, more healthily, and more
- 6:05Speaker 6: about justice.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 6:07Speaker 4: Wow. Wow. Listen, the cool thing about Cory Booker's news
- 6:11Speaker 4: resolution for this year is that also midway through became
- 6:14Speaker 4: his resolution for the next year.
- 6:16Speaker 1: I want Senator Booker to know that we think he
- 6:19Speaker 1: has a rockin' bod. For those of you who don't
- 6:21Speaker 1: know what CAFOs are, those are concentrated animal feeding operations,
- 6:25Speaker 1: so he doesn't like those disgusting hoglots and things.
- 6:29Speaker 3: Really learned something. Got a Gandhi reference, which is very
- 6:32Speaker 3: Cory Booker. Those are actionable items, which is what I appreciate.
- 6:35Speaker 4: He's already vegan.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Thank you for expanding our horizons on a couple things,
- 6:39Speaker 3: Cory Booker. I didn't even think about clothing choices as
- 6:44Speaker 3: a resolution. Has he heard of Everlane? I think Everlane
- 6:47Speaker 3: is good. The purchasing power thing is a good point.
- 6:52Speaker 3: What else did he... There was a lot there. I
- 6:54Speaker 3: wrote down.
- 6:55Speaker 2: These are my notes.
- 6:56Speaker 1: Great body, Gandhi, veganism, CAFOs, consumer choices around clothing, Rosario, health,
- 7:03Speaker 1: purchasing power.
- 7:03Speaker 2: You know what?
- 7:04Speaker 3: You nailed it. You nailed it. I took notes.
- 7:07Speaker 4: Thank you, Senator Cory Booker, for giving us the most
- 7:10Speaker 4: Senator Cory Booker news resolution possible.
- 7:12Speaker 3: Thank you to the Booker stans. For sure. Thank you
- 7:14Speaker 3: to Adisu.
- 7:15Speaker 2: That's all I got.
- 7:16Speaker 3: Okay, next resolution comes from Julian Castro.
- 7:20Speaker 7: To all the friends of the pod out there, so
- 7:22Speaker 7: I am terrible about New Year's resolutions. Half the time,
- 7:26Speaker 7: I don't make any of them. When I do make them,
- 7:28Speaker 7: like I bet a lot of folks out there I
- 7:30Speaker 7: break them by the time February comes around. But this year,
- 7:33Speaker 7: I have two New Year's resolutions. Number one, I need
- 7:36Speaker 7: to eat better. I'm on the road all the time.
- 7:38Speaker 7: You can imagine, I'm eating a lot of junk food.
- 7:40Speaker 7: And so I want to eat better. And then maybe
- 7:43Speaker 7: more importantly, I want to have an opportunity to spend
- 7:45Speaker 7: more time with my family, to carve out that time.
- 7:48Speaker 8: That's tough because we're always out there on the road,
- 7:51Speaker 8: traveling a lot. But especially during this season of Thanksgiving,
- 7:57Speaker 8: we're reminded of how important it is to nurture those
- 8:01Speaker 8: relationships with the people that you really love and to
- 8:04Speaker 8: spend time, especially with your family. And so I hope
- 8:08Speaker 8: to find that time, even as we go through a
- 8:11Speaker 8: very hectic and crazy schedule during this 2020 presidential campaign.
- 8:16Speaker 4: That was nice.
- 8:16Speaker 3: Very wholesome.
- 8:18Speaker 4: What a nice resolution.
- 8:19Speaker 1: What has the campaign trail done to these extremely fit individuals?
- 8:23Speaker 3: Julian Castro looks great. Cory Booker played football at Stanford.
- 8:27Speaker 3: He's a better athlete than any of us combined. Spend
- 8:30Speaker 3: more time with your family.
- 8:31Speaker 2: The family thing is going to be tough while the
- 8:33Speaker 2: campaign is going.
- 8:34Speaker 4: Combined.
- 8:34Speaker 3: That's true. It's a good goal.
- 8:35Speaker 4: Is Cory Booker a better athlete than us combined?
- 8:37Speaker 3: I would say yeah.
- 8:38Speaker 4: I mean combined?
- 8:40Speaker 3: I'm a pretty bad athlete.
- 8:41Speaker 4: I know, but I'm just saying, where are you putting it?
- 8:44Speaker 4: One versus three. I don't care what sport it is.
- 8:46Speaker 3: I've never played.
- 8:47Speaker 4: You're betting on Cory Booker?
- 8:48Speaker 3: Tommy played high school football. We got one high school
- 8:50Speaker 3: football player.
- 8:52Speaker 4: My sophomore year of college, I lived in a dorm
- 8:54Speaker 4: with a bunch of football players.
- 8:55Speaker 3: That counts. That's close.
- 8:58Speaker 4: It was like, um, hey. Cory Booker, like, saw action.
- 9:02Speaker 2: He, like, got playing time at Stanford.
- 9:04Speaker 3: Anyway, we're talking about Julian Castro. Yeah, anyway, sorry. He's
- 9:06Speaker 3: not terrible at New Year's Eve resolutions. Eating better is
- 9:09Speaker 3: a good one.
- 9:09Speaker 2: More time with your family.
- 9:10Speaker 4: It's great.
- 9:10Speaker 2: It's great.
- 9:12Speaker 3: Thank you, Julian Castro.
- 9:13Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 9:23Speaker 3: We got Mayor Pete.
- 9:25Speaker 2: I've heard this one.
- 9:25Speaker 4: I've heard this one.
- 9:27Speaker 3: My New Year's resolution is, uh, I'm going to try yoga.
- 9:29Speaker 3: I'm going to get into yoga.
- 9:31Speaker 4: Mayor Pete's going to try yoga, everybody.
- 9:32Speaker 2: That was so concise.
- 9:39Speaker 4: Well, we really put him on the spot during the
- 9:40Speaker 4: Love It or Leave It recording, and he did great.
- 9:43Speaker 3: Can I think he'll do hot yoga?
- 9:45Speaker 2: I tried to do a little hot yoga a couple
- 9:47Speaker 2: years ago. I don't like it.
- 9:48Speaker 3: I've never done yoga. Maybe my resolution will be like Pete's.
- 9:52Speaker 2: It's stretching while people around you fart. Is it not?
- 9:57Speaker 3: What about that is wrong?
- 9:58Speaker 4: What about that's wrong? What about that's wrong? What about
- 10:01Speaker 4: that's wrong?
- 10:02Speaker 2: I'm just saying, look out, Mayor Pete.
- 10:04Speaker 3: All right, well, thank you, Mayor Pete. Thank you, Mayor Pete.
- 10:06Speaker 9: Yoga.
- 10:06Speaker 3: Thank you, Mayor Pete. Yoga. Oh, now we're clapping. Some
- 10:09Speaker 3: people get claps. We're going to grade them all afterwards.
- 10:11Speaker 3: We're going to declare the winner of the New Year's
- 10:13Speaker 3: resolution primary.
- 10:14Speaker 2: My New Year's resolution is to rank people more often.
- 10:17Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. We got Tom Steyer.
- 10:19Speaker 5: Hey, friends of the pod, it's Tom Steyer. The end
- 10:22Speaker 5: of the year is coming, and that means so is
- 10:24Speaker 5: the new year. And that means so are New Year's resolutions. Well,
- 10:29Speaker 5: here are mine. Love the people you're around. Try your hardest.
- 10:35Speaker 5: Get into the woods just for the fun of it.
- 10:38Speaker 5: Be true to what you believe in. Stand up for
- 10:41Speaker 5: the people, always. Protect God's planet, always. Oh, and have
- 10:47Speaker 5: a happy new year.
- 10:48Speaker 2: Was that a wilderness plug?
- 10:49Speaker 3: Thank you. Thank you, Tom Steyer.
- 10:52Speaker 4: I like the specificity of get into the woods.
- 10:54Speaker 3: I feel like Tom Steyer had been working on that
- 10:56Speaker 3: for a while.
- 10:56Speaker 2: I liked it.
- 10:57Speaker 3: It was like a little poem.
- 10:58Speaker 2: You guys didn't know. He put a thousand points behind
- 11:01Speaker 2: that resolution.
- 11:02Speaker 3: It's up on Des Moines TV.
- 11:05Speaker 4: No, that was a nice resolution. It was nice.
- 11:08Speaker 3: I really like Tom Steyer.
- 11:09Speaker 1: I had try your hardest, love the people around you,
- 11:11Speaker 1: stand up for the people, protect the planet, and happy
- 11:14Speaker 1: New Year's.
- 11:14Speaker 3: Try your hardest. Protect God's planet. God's planet.
- 11:16Speaker 4: God's planet.
- 11:17Speaker 3: And get into the woods.
- 11:18Speaker 4: Get Into Those Woods.
- 11:19Speaker 3: Is that a movie?
- 11:21Speaker 4: Into the Woods. It's a Sondheim musical.
- 11:25Speaker 3: Okay, who we got next? Elizabeth Warren. Here we go.
- 11:28Speaker 4: Here we go. Let's get some structural change in these resolutions.
- 11:30Speaker 3: Big structural res.
- 11:31Speaker 9: Elizabeth Warren, friend of the pod here, chiming in with
- 11:35Speaker 9: my New Year's resolutions for 2020. Number one is to
- 11:40Speaker 9: teach Bailey not to jump up on people, especially on
- 11:44Speaker 9: our own supporters. Second, is to up my average daily
- 11:49Speaker 9: step count from 6.6 miles to hit the big 7-0.
- 11:55Speaker 9: And third, it's not Donald Trump out of the White House.
- 11:59Speaker 9: Happy New Year and pod save America.
- 12:01Speaker 4: That was nice. It's funny to imagine.
- 12:05Speaker 3: The upping her step count, that was very Kate McKinnon
- 12:11Speaker 3: playing Elizabeth Warren on Saturday. From 6.3 to 7 miles.
- 12:13Speaker 3: She's walking 7 miles a day.
- 12:14Speaker 4: A lot of walking. What was her first one?
- 12:18Speaker 2: Keep Bailey from jumping up on people.
- 12:20Speaker 4: I didn't understand who was jumping on people.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Yeah, the other one should be get a better phone
- 12:24Speaker 1: to record these things next time. But as a dog owner, look,
- 12:30Speaker 1: when we first got Luca, I remember telling myself how
- 12:32Speaker 1: much we were going to train her. And I'm lucky
- 12:34Speaker 1: she weighs 25 pounds because when she leaps out of
- 12:36Speaker 1: the air at people she cares about and kicks them.
- 12:40Speaker 1: It would be less cute probably. Yeah, Luca doesn't jump
- 12:42Speaker 1: on people. She literally, all four paws are off the
- 12:45Speaker 1: ground and she jumps up.
- 12:46Speaker 3: I love it. It's my favorite part about Luca. It
- 12:48Speaker 3: takes orbit. Get Donald Trump out of the White House.
- 12:51Speaker 3: I'm surprised that no one else used that one. Guys.
- 12:53Speaker 4: Joe Biden.
- 12:54Speaker 3: The next one is from Vice President, former Vice President
- 12:57Speaker 3: Joe Biden.
- 12:58Speaker 4: First time he'll be on the pod.
- 13:00Speaker 3: This isn't real. No malarkey.
- 13:04Speaker 4: Oh, I actually, I fell for it.
- 13:06Speaker 3: I did too.
- 13:07Speaker 4: I thought you got him, but no.
- 13:08Speaker 3: Jordan. Oh, no malarkey.
- 13:10Speaker 4: Wait, what did he say?
- 13:12Speaker 3: One more time. No malarkey.
- 13:16Speaker 2: I just love hearing it.
- 13:17Speaker 3: That's his resolution. No malarkey 2020.
- 13:20Speaker 4: Get on the fucking pod, Joe.
- 13:22Speaker 3: Look, we're getting, we might be getting a little closer.
- 13:25Speaker 3: I just want to let you guys know. Might be
- 13:26Speaker 3: getting a little closer to Joe Biden on the pod.
- 13:28Speaker 3: We have made contact.
- 13:31Speaker 4: No malarkey.
- 13:32Speaker 3: Could that be a resolution?
- 13:33Speaker 2: It means I'm not going to put up with any guff,
- 13:35Speaker 2: any sass talk.
- 13:37Speaker 3: No malarkey means I'm going to come on Pod Save America.
- 13:39Speaker 3: That's what I took it to mean.
- 13:41Speaker 4: You say, like, make contact, like the Vulcans have landed,
- 13:44Speaker 4: you know? Like, he's, like, hard to get to.
- 13:46Speaker 3: We work with these people. Yeah.
- 13:48Speaker 2: He's trying to cut down on molasses intake.
- 13:53Speaker 4: Molasses.
- 13:54Speaker 2: It's like an old-timey thing.
- 13:55Speaker 3: And we're still, you know.
- 13:57Speaker 4: I'm drinking too much sarsaparilla.
- 14:01Speaker 3: So those are all the candidates who responded. Should we
- 14:04Speaker 3: do ours? Yeah. Should we end with ours? Who would
- 14:07Speaker 3: like to go first? Should we check in on our
- 14:09Speaker 3: last year's resolution?
- 14:10Speaker 4: Do we have the ability to do that?
- 14:11Speaker 3: Let's do that at the end. Okay, we'll do it
- 14:12Speaker 3: at the end. We'll do it at the end.
- 14:14Speaker 1: My first resolution is to not get upset when I
- 14:16Speaker 1: don't follow through with any of my resolutions.
- 14:19Speaker 4: That's a really good resolution, and I think it's important
- 14:21Speaker 4: because I think sometimes people think, oh, I only did
- 14:23Speaker 4: my news resolution from January to March or something, and
- 14:25Speaker 4: then Everyone's like, oh, you failed in your resolution. But really,
- 14:29Speaker 4: if you do that every year, over the course of
- 14:30Speaker 4: your life, about a third of your life, you try
- 14:32Speaker 4: to be better, and that's pretty good. That's pretty good.
- 14:34Speaker 4: You improved yourself for a big chunk of your life.
- 14:37Speaker 4: So don't feel bad.
- 14:38Speaker 3: Tommy?
- 14:39Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 14:40Speaker 3: Do you have another one? I got a bunch. You
- 14:42Speaker 3: want to just keep going around? Okay.
- 14:44Speaker 1: You know that little notification that comes through on your
- 14:47Speaker 1: phone on Sundays that says you've spent X number of
- 14:51Speaker 1: hours on your phone this week?
- 14:52Speaker 3: Yes, I do.
- 14:53Speaker 2: I need that guy to go down.
- 14:54Speaker 4: What's yours at?
- 14:55Speaker 2: Over four hours. I need that thing to go down.
- 14:57Speaker 3: Yours is over four hours? Oh, I will not share mine.
- 15:00Speaker 3: What is it?
- 15:00Speaker 2: What is it?
- 15:01Speaker 3: What is it? Definitely over four. Come on, share it.
- 15:03Speaker 3: It's up to six or seven.
- 15:05Speaker 2: Shit, that's a lot more.
- 15:07Speaker 1: I need that bad boy to go down a quarter,
- 15:09Speaker 1: and I want.
- 15:09Speaker 4: I almost hit five, and I panicked.
- 15:11Speaker 3: Mine was so high that I turned it off.
- 15:13Speaker 4: Problem solved.
- 15:14Speaker 1: I think that might entail something you've been good at doing, Levitt,
- 15:18Speaker 1: which is periodically deleting the Twitter app, because I've just...
- 15:23Speaker 1: More and more I've come to realize how little information
- 15:25Speaker 1: I'm gleaning from it compared to the amount of annoyance
- 15:28Speaker 1: at reading opinions from people I don't want to hear
- 15:32Speaker 1: them from.
- 15:33Speaker 4: The other day we had a very busy day. where
- 15:37Speaker 4: we were just sort of chain smoking some meetings.
- 15:39Speaker 3: Which is a great term that Lovett has come up with.
- 15:42Speaker 3: Now we use it all over the office. Even though
- 15:45Speaker 3: there's no smokers here.
- 15:46Speaker 4: No smokers. No smoking. And then we went to the
- 15:50Speaker 4: protest against Donald Trump, because that's the side we're on.
- 15:53Speaker 4: And then... And then I went right to dinner.
- 15:55Speaker 3: And you're welcome because we did it.
- 15:56Speaker 4: And then I went right to dinner and Ronan and
- 15:58Speaker 4: I do not use our phones at dinner. It's a
- 15:59Speaker 4: strict policy. And then I got home. Yeah, we don't.
- 16:01Speaker 3: Good for you.
- 16:01Speaker 4: And we may, we have a, we have a, you
- 16:03Speaker 4: can say like, should we have a phone time? Should
- 16:04Speaker 4: we have phone time?
- 16:05Speaker 2: I bet there's an extra bathroom break that gets in
- 16:07Speaker 2: there just to sprint.
- 16:08Speaker 4: You got to check. Well, listen, the hands start to shake.
- 16:10Speaker 4: And then I got home and I realized I haven't
- 16:11Speaker 4: looked at my phone all day. I was jonesing for it.
- 16:14Speaker 4: I just needed that sweet, sweet 30 minutes just to
- 16:17Speaker 4: kind of. Cruise my menchies.
- 16:18Speaker 3: Coincidentally, this is also how Lovett prepares for Pate of America.
- 16:21Speaker 4: Hey, a lot of people are saying really nice things
- 16:25Speaker 4: about me in the news.
- 16:29Speaker 3: You got any more, Tom?
- 16:30Speaker 1: I want to, this came up today. I want to don't,
- 16:34Speaker 1: if you're going to donate money to candidates, I want
- 16:36Speaker 1: to do it earlier. And I want to do it
- 16:38Speaker 1: until it hurts a little bit. Because if you give money,
- 16:40Speaker 1: the earlier you give money to a candidate, if you're
- 16:42Speaker 1: planning to give money to a candidate, the more useful
- 16:44Speaker 1: it actually is.
- 16:46Speaker 2: The further that dollar stretches. So that's just a thing
- 16:49Speaker 2: for everyone to know.
- 16:50Speaker 3: That's great. John?
- 16:53Speaker 4: I have two resolutions. One has subsections. My main first resolution,
- 17:00Speaker 4: as always, as Cory Booker said, is always a kind of.
- 17:04Speaker 2: Avoid capos. Avoid capos.
- 17:05Speaker 4: No, well, obviously, I'd like to eat more humanely. But
- 17:08Speaker 4: for me, here's how I'm thinking about my diet resolution
- 17:11Speaker 4: this year, which I make every year. Noom? Noom, I'll
- 17:15Speaker 4: use Noom.
- 17:15Speaker 3: The code is crooked.
- 17:16Speaker 4: But I want to have a sustainable model for eating
- 17:21Speaker 4: food such that I don't feel guilty about what I'm eating.
- 17:25Speaker 4: And so for me, what has worked in the past
- 17:27Speaker 4: is clean, good eating decisions most of the week, and
- 17:31Speaker 4: then two absolutely fucked up balls to the wall, no
- 17:35Speaker 4: holds barred, no rules, no society, no cameras, no one
- 17:41Speaker 4: watching dinners. I get two of those a week and
- 17:44Speaker 4: then I can eat clean the rest of the week.
- 17:46Speaker 4: I feel really good. And because I because I think
- 17:48Speaker 4: one of the hardest parts about cameras, because I think
- 17:52Speaker 4: sometimes one of the worst parts about.
- 17:53Speaker 3: Just in a closet somewhere.
- 17:54Speaker 4: Well, I do think like if like we are surrounded
- 17:57Speaker 4: by so much abundance that it makes it really hard
- 17:59Speaker 4: to not feel guilty about the things that we're consuming.
- 18:01Speaker 4: And I realize that if I'm not eating correct, well,
- 18:03Speaker 4: I just feel bad all the time, even when I'm
- 18:05Speaker 4: eating things I want, don't want. And so I want
- 18:07Speaker 4: to get the bad feelings away from the food.
- 18:09Speaker 2: Can I tell you what I ate for breakfast?
- 18:12Speaker 3: Yes.
- 18:12Speaker 2: The wall of a gingerbread house.
- 18:15Speaker 1: Again?
- 18:15Speaker 4: It was the roof.
- 18:16Speaker 3: You've just been eating one wall per day?
- 18:18Speaker 2: John, that was a snack. It was a different gingerbread house.
- 18:31Speaker 4: So that was my first resolution. I will say that
- 18:33Speaker 4: today for lunch I did have a just a classic lunch,
- 18:37Speaker 4: a giant pole of spaghetti bolognese.
- 18:39Speaker 3: From a food truck. From a food truck, which I-
- 18:42Speaker 3: Went downstairs to the food truck, slapped some spaghetti on
- 18:45Speaker 3: my plate. It is noon.
- 18:47Speaker 4: Yeah. Fully need to book a nap later today. So anyway,
- 18:55Speaker 4: that was my first resolution. My second resolution is just
- 18:57Speaker 4: something I'm trying to keep in mind, and I just,
- 19:00Speaker 4: I want to be in work, in life, I just
- 19:03Speaker 4: want to, these three things I want to always be
- 19:04Speaker 4: thinking about. I want to be positive. I want to
- 19:07Speaker 4: be generous and I want to be disciplined. And I just,
- 19:09Speaker 4: just a little more positivity, a little more generosity and
- 19:12Speaker 4: a little more discipline, uh, will go a long way
- 19:14Speaker 4: to making me someone other people will want to be around.
- 19:17Speaker 3: That's very nice. It's a very nice one. It's very nice.
- 19:20Speaker 3: It's already started.
- 19:21Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 19:21Speaker 3: I'm happy to be here with you now. Stay a
- 19:24Speaker 3: couple more minutes. Um, mine is also like one bigger
- 19:28Speaker 3: resolution with a few subcategories. Uh, So it's 2020. It's
- 19:33Speaker 3: going to be– this is the election year. We're going
- 19:35Speaker 3: to be paying attention to politics nonstop. I cannot spend
- 19:40Speaker 3: all of my day and all of my night paying
- 19:42Speaker 3: attention to politics, reading about politics, looking on Twitter, being
- 19:46Speaker 3: on my phone. So I know everyone says things like, oh,
- 19:48Speaker 3: I want to read more. I am setting a goal
- 19:50Speaker 3: for myself of one book per month. I think that is,
- 19:55Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a lot or not because
- 19:56Speaker 3: I haven't read in years.
- 19:59Speaker 4: Well, John, something you'll discover over time. Some books are
- 20:01Speaker 4: longer than others. Something to think about when you're choosing
- 20:04Speaker 4: your book.
- 20:04Speaker 3: So I have started, I have started, um, The first
- 20:08Speaker 3: Harry Potter book, Sorcerer's Stone, finally. That's a nice world
- 20:11Speaker 3: to escape to. You'll never regret it. And I started it,
- 20:14Speaker 3: and I have it on my iPad. And I noticed
- 20:16Speaker 3: that now on the iPad, it will say, like a
- 20:19Speaker 3: little pop-up comes, and it says, you've reached a goal
- 20:22Speaker 3: of an hour of reading today, or something like that.
- 20:25Speaker 3: So you can set how much you read on, apparently,
- 20:27Speaker 3: I didn't know this. Gamify it, huh?
- 20:29Speaker 4: It's like Elizabeth Warren and her steps.
- 20:30Speaker 3: I'm going to try to do this. So for all
- 20:32Speaker 3: of you out there that have recommendations for books, I'm
- 20:34Speaker 3: taking them. I know Dan Pfeiffer always has great recommendations.
- 20:37Speaker 3: Aaron Ryan tweeted out some the other day, I thought.
- 20:39Speaker 4: This fucking guy.
- 20:40Speaker 3: I got one for you.
- 20:40Speaker 4: You signed up for 12 books. How many recommendations are
- 20:44Speaker 4: you going to get?
- 20:45Speaker 3: Give me a long list. I will call it down
- 20:47Speaker 3: to 12.
- 20:48Speaker 2: I got a great rec for you.
- 20:49Speaker 3: Okay.
- 20:50Speaker 1: Hannah got me a Kindle for Christmas. And when I
- 20:54Speaker 1: turned it on, I had had another one earlier, and
- 20:56Speaker 1: there were books just sort of preloaded that I guess
- 20:58Speaker 1: I just bought at some point and didn't realize. There's
- 21:00Speaker 1: a book called The Spy and the Traitor by Ben McIntyre.
- 21:03Speaker 2: It's about the... It's an incredible Cold.
- 21:05Speaker 1: War spy story about this Russian KGB double agent.
- 21:09Speaker 2: That comes to the good guy side, maybe.
- 21:12Speaker 3: Spoilers.
- 21:13Speaker 2: Well, I said maybe.
- 21:14Speaker 3: Okay. It could be twists.
- 21:15Speaker 2: It could be turns. I'm not even done with the book.
- 21:17Speaker 4: He said maybe. He did say maybe.
- 21:20Speaker 3: Well, thank you, Tommy.
- 21:21Speaker 4: It's a good book.
- 21:22Speaker 3: All right. So the first thing I'm going to do
- 21:23Speaker 3: is I got to read to get my mind off it.
- 21:25Speaker 3: And then I'm just so anxious all the time. I
- 21:29Speaker 3: think that I have to start meditation. I've never done
- 21:32Speaker 3: any kind of meditating. I thought you were saying something else. Well, yeah.
- 21:37Speaker 3: So I'm going to try, you know, Emily's been trying
- 21:39Speaker 3: to get me to do this. She's been listening. You know,
- 21:41Speaker 3: the talk space. Calm.com, you mean? Calm.com.
- 21:44Speaker 4: I keep my meditation in a little bottle of pills
- 21:47Speaker 4: by my bed. That's where I keep my meditation.
- 21:51Speaker 3: I am going to try to do just a little
- 21:53Speaker 3: bit of meditation. That's good. Wow. And see if it works. Yeah.
- 21:57Speaker 3: And so that's it.
- 21:58Speaker 2: I want to go to more movies in the theater.
- 22:00Speaker 9: Great.
- 22:00Speaker 3: I pick. More I pick.
- 22:02Speaker 4: That's great, movies in the theater.
- 22:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 22:05Speaker 4: That's so fun.
- 22:05Speaker 3: Should we talk about how we did for our New
- 22:07Speaker 3: Year's resolutions for last year? Tommy, you were Barry's this morning,
- 22:12Speaker 3: I'm sure.
- 22:12Speaker 4: Did you work out less and eat worse, you piece
- 22:14Speaker 4: of shit?
- 22:15Speaker 1: Tommy's in the best shape of his life. You know,
- 22:17Speaker 1: I took a lot of heat for this one. I
- 22:18Speaker 1: was trying to say something in kind of a trolly way,
- 22:21Speaker 1: and achievement unlocked.
- 22:23Speaker 3: I love it.
- 22:23Speaker 2: How did this one go? I plan to either keep
- 22:26Speaker 2: up with Slack more or remove myself from Slack. It's
- 22:29Speaker 2: one or the other.
- 22:29Speaker 1: I think what's current, the current lukewarm Slack use that
- 22:32Speaker 1: I'm offering is terrible.
- 22:35Speaker 4: Well, why don't we just go ahead and renew that
- 22:37Speaker 4: subscription for next year on that resolution. I've been better-ish.
- 22:42Speaker 4: I think people have learned not to rely on me.
- 22:46Speaker 4: People have worked around it, I think, mostly.
- 22:49Speaker 3: Because I think the secret to crooked media is growth.
- 22:54Speaker 4: Any others on that list, Tommy?
- 22:56Speaker 2: I only wrote down that one. I thought that was
- 22:57Speaker 2: a very funny one.
- 22:58Speaker 3: Mine was to get in fewer Twitter fights. And I
- 23:00Speaker 3: have succeeded. You've achieved. I have succeeded. I haven't succeeded
- 23:03Speaker 3: in using Twitter less at all. Although this is what's happened.
- 23:07Speaker 3: So now I don't get in the Twitter fight. I
- 23:08Speaker 3: try to stop myself. I stay out of my mentions
- 23:12Speaker 3: a lot more. I get in fewer Twitter fights. But
- 23:14Speaker 3: instead now, when I see an opinion that is garbage
- 23:17Speaker 3: or something that really pisses me off, what I do
- 23:19Speaker 3: is I instantly copy-paste that to a text to you
- 23:22Speaker 3: guys or other people. And so then I become angry
- 23:25Speaker 3: with people I know. Is that what happened with Jake
- 23:27Speaker 3: Sherman on Twitter? Was that public? I think that was
- 23:32Speaker 3: a disagreement more than a fight. And then Playbook led
- 23:39Speaker 3: with something that was garbage the other day about how
- 23:42Speaker 3: it's horrible for Democrats politically for impeaching the president. And
- 23:47Speaker 3: it didn't even have the Democratic point of view. It
- 23:49Speaker 3: just had the Republican point of view. And I thought
- 23:51Speaker 3: that that was bad. And so I said so on
- 23:53Speaker 3: Twitter to Jake. And Jake, to his credit, emailed me
- 23:56Speaker 3: and said, would you like to just write your point
- 23:58Speaker 3: of view and we'll put it in playbook tomorrow. And
- 24:00Speaker 3: I said, thank you for being constructive about this.
- 24:02Speaker 2: He's really nice.
- 24:02Speaker 3: So we didn't have to, so we didn't have to yell. Yeah, exactly.
- 24:05Speaker 3: Now it should change the whole course of history.
- 24:07Speaker 2: Good for you. One voice can change a room.
- 24:10Speaker 3: But I appreciate, I appreciate our friends at Politico for that.
- 24:13Speaker 4: I would say, I think there's worth sort of one
- 24:15Speaker 4: sort of like thinking ahead about resolutions. I'm just sort of,
- 24:19Speaker 4: you know, we've been at Crooked, we've been meeting a
- 24:22Speaker 4: lot about next year, political goals, the changing of how
- 24:25Speaker 4: the company's been growing and, And how hard a year
- 24:28Speaker 4: is going to be. And it has left me just
- 24:29Speaker 4: sort of thinking a bit about what 2020 is actually
- 24:33Speaker 4: going to feel like and how hard it's going to be.
- 24:35Speaker 4: And so it's going to suck and it's going to
- 24:38Speaker 4: be really exhausting and tiring. And I just think it's
- 24:40Speaker 4: worth as we head into this break to just give
- 24:44Speaker 4: ourselves a break to step back from the news. Like,
- 24:47Speaker 4: I have no doubt that Donald Trump on Christmas is
- 24:49Speaker 4: going to tweet a picture of like Nancy Pelosi's head
- 24:50Speaker 4: on a pig or something insane. You know, it's not
- 24:53Speaker 4: like he's going to tweet on Christmas. Though we have
- 24:55Speaker 4: many disagreements, we're all Americans, and I hope everyone has
- 24:57Speaker 4: a moment to cherish their family and loved one, even
- 25:00Speaker 4: those with whom I disagree. Speaker Pelosi, Senator Schumer, have
- 25:04Speaker 4: a wonderful holiday. No, I don't think that's likely.
- 25:07Speaker 3: Probably not.
- 25:08Speaker 4: So I think, you know, stepping away from that, I
- 25:10Speaker 4: think is important. I'm going to take a break. I
- 25:12Speaker 4: think everybody should try to take a step back and
- 25:13Speaker 4: then just go into 2020 and just knowing with eyes
- 25:17Speaker 4: open how hard a year it's going to be and
- 25:20Speaker 4: that there's a lot of people who are going to
- 25:21Speaker 4: want to make it harder to to get people to
- 25:23Speaker 4: give up, to get people to stop caring. And we
- 25:25Speaker 4: just have to keep our eyes on the, you know,
- 25:26Speaker 4: we've been working, like the last three years have been
- 25:28Speaker 4: so long and so grueling and so tough, but all
- 25:31Speaker 4: of that has to be sort of fuel for what
- 25:34Speaker 4: we do next year.
- 25:35Speaker 3: That's all. Yeah. And I, and I would just add
- 25:37Speaker 3: that breaks are important and good. And when you can't
- 25:40Speaker 3: take breaks, because a lot of the years is going
- 25:42Speaker 3: to be a lot of hard work, make sure that
- 25:44Speaker 3: there is some joy and fun in all of this
- 25:48Speaker 3: politics and organizing and knocking on doors. And, As anxious
- 25:53Speaker 3: as we're all going to be, it's true. Like when
- 25:55Speaker 3: you get together with a group of people and you
- 25:57Speaker 3: go knocking on doors and you're part of a campaign
- 25:59Speaker 3: or you're part of a volunteer group or something like that,
- 26:02Speaker 3: you can make really great friendships and you can have
- 26:04Speaker 3: a lot of fun. And it's important to like, you know,
- 26:07Speaker 3: have that next year because every day can't be, oh
- 26:10Speaker 3: my God, oh my God, oh my God, we're getting
- 26:12Speaker 3: closer to November. And it's the, you know, you just,
- 26:14Speaker 3: you have to have something with it too.
- 26:16Speaker 2: I want to learn how to cook three things.
- 26:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 26:20Speaker 2: I just took it through my shitty list.
- 26:23Speaker 3: I learned to cook my first thing last month.
- 26:26Speaker 4: What was it?
- 26:27Speaker 3: Eggs.
- 26:28Speaker 4: John, unbelievable.
- 26:29Speaker 2: I can't tell if you're kidding.
- 26:30Speaker 3: Okay, remember last year we talked about this and I
- 26:33Speaker 3: was getting Dunkin' Donuts every morning.
- 26:35Speaker 4: Yeah, progress.
- 26:35Speaker 3: And now I'm making myself eggs and bacon every morning.
- 26:38Speaker 2: This time last year I was asking you if you'd
- 26:40Speaker 2: figured out how to use the coffee maker.
- 26:41Speaker 3: Right, and now I've figured out coffee. I'm making myself coffee.
- 26:45Speaker 3: I don't use the K-Cups.
- 26:47Speaker 4: That's good.
- 26:47Speaker 2: That's really good. What I realize is.
- 26:50Speaker 4: You don't need to know. For those looking at home,
- 26:51Speaker 4: John either winked or had a stroke.
- 26:54Speaker 2: You don't need to learn how to cook a whole cookbook, right?
- 26:57Speaker 4: We're creatures of habit.
- 26:58Speaker 2: You need like three things that you do well. You're
- 27:01Speaker 2: set for life.
- 27:01Speaker 4: Last Christmas break, I made a Yule log. There's a
- 27:05Speaker 4: French word for it.
- 27:06Speaker 2: How do you do that?
- 27:07Speaker 4: People always say it's like bouche Noël maybe. That sounds wrong. Again,
- 27:10Speaker 4: can't learn languages, no retention of them.
- 27:12Speaker 3: Bouche Noël. I don't think that's what it is.
- 27:14Speaker 4: Whatever it is.
- 27:15Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bouche Noël. Is that what it is?
- 27:16Speaker 4: I can't know how to pronounce it. And it was
- 27:18Speaker 4: so fun. And so this year I got to figure
- 27:19Speaker 4: out something else because not only did it taste delicious,
- 27:22Speaker 4: I got so many likes and faves. So just thinking
- 27:25Speaker 4: through like what the perfect thing to cook is that
- 27:28Speaker 4: would be both tasty. Yes, I made that. I made a.
- 27:31Speaker 3: Haven't you seen Lovett's? Lovett was it with Ronan and
- 27:34Speaker 3: he like made a whole. It was so much fun.
- 27:37Speaker 3: It went viral.
- 27:38Speaker 2: Did you roll it like that?
- 27:39Speaker 6: Yes.
- 27:39Speaker 3: It's a viral log.
- 27:40Speaker 5: Yes.
- 27:40Speaker 4: That's really impressive. Well, I've been watching the Great British
- 27:42Speaker 4: Bake Off. Did you get a handshake? I did. Thank you. Yes,
- 27:46Speaker 4: Paul Hollywood did come up to Connecticut in a Lamborghini
- 27:50Speaker 4: and give me a handshake.
- 27:51Speaker 2: Did you bring those eyes?
- 27:52Speaker 9: Yeah, man.
- 27:54Speaker 4: Put those in a pot, you know?
- 27:55Speaker 3: On that note, anyone else have any kind of resolution-y
- 28:00Speaker 3: things to say before we sign off for the last
- 28:02Speaker 3: podcast of the decade?
- 28:04Speaker 4: Well, I'll just say thank you. Thank you to my boys.
- 28:09Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 28:10Speaker 4: Thank you to my boys, John and Tommy. Thanks to
- 28:12Speaker 4: everybody on the team. That makes Pod Save America happen.
- 28:15Speaker 4: Thanks to everyone who donated to Fair Fight.
- 28:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:17Speaker 4: Thanks for listening.
- 28:19Speaker 3: We are so excited for 2020.
- 28:22Speaker 4: Look, doing this, you guys listening, it's a really shitty
- 28:26Speaker 4: fucking time in history, but at least we got to
- 28:28Speaker 4: go through it together, you know?
- 28:29Speaker 3: It's true. That's my other resolution is to be grateful. Yeah.
- 28:32Speaker 3: Be grateful. Boom.
- 28:33Speaker 4: Let's be grateful.
- 28:33Speaker 2: Also, rate and review in the iTunes store.
- 28:35Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:36Speaker 2: Rate and review.
- 28:37Speaker 3: The code is crooked.
- 28:38Speaker 4: The gratitude can be expressed with stars.
- 28:40Speaker 3: Stars. Thank you. Bye. Happy New Year. Happy New Year.
- 28:50Speaker 3: Pots of America is a product of Crooked Media. The
- 28:52Speaker 3: senior producer is Michael Martinez. Our assistant producer is Jordan Waller.
- 28:56Speaker 3: It's mixed and edited by Andrew Chadwick. Kyle Seglin is
- 28:58Speaker 3: our sound engineer. Thanks to Carolyn Reston, Tanya Somanator, and
- 29:02Speaker 3: Katie Long for production support. And to our digital team,
- 29:05Speaker 3: Elijah Cohn, Narmel Coney, and Yael Freed, and Milo Kim,
- 29:07Speaker 3: who film and upload these episodes as a video every week.