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Low Ballin’: Animal Crossing Banned in China & Mars Helicopter Rover · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  [Music] welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple
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  nerdgasm your guide to All Things
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  nerdy going to start off this week by saying happy birthday Matt I have a
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  present for you oo thanks man uh post into the chat right now except I've
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  forgotten where the chat windows open let me find that in the chat just in in
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  the spreadsheet down there yeah last week I gave you Planet coaster I I I
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  installed and I opened that and then I was like oh man this is [ __ ]
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  complicated and I haven't gone back to it yet well now I've got your DLC for it
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  as well World's Fair pack oh World's
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  Fair that sounds fun thanks man not a problem I appreciate it I got it as part
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  of a Humble Bundle that I never opened don't know Luke my uh my birthday is in a few
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  weeks so yeah I've got some stuff ready for you you don't tell people when
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  you're giving them some cheap [ __ ] you don't want just a
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  tip that's I don't know why I still give money The Humble Bundle every month but
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  I don't play any of the games oh do you have the subscription yeah and I've got
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  like the old school subscription so when they've going to changeed it I'm like on
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  a higher te for what I'm paying right cuz now they've changed it it's now
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  instead of just a random few games they give you 10 choices and you can pick any
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  10 games from a selection of 12 yeah that's not that great you're not
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  picking the ones you want you're just picking the ones you don't want yeah
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  which of these two don't you want yeah which of these games sucks so you just
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  but but hang on but you don't get any choice you just get what you're given no
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  no I still get to choose but I don't know I think I'm paying less than what I
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  would if I signed up now because they ch the subscription service are you paying
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  less than you would be paying if you only bought the games from it that you
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  actually wanted to play oh most definitely
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  okay maybe the G yeah I Pro I'm definit going to play
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  them but if I have a look how much is planet coaster Planet coaster is
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  $16 when the when that map the first I know have you played Planet Coaster Luke
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  uh no I think I own it already though yeah okay well I opened it up and it
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  loads up in the first uh theme park it seems like you've got to manage and
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  upgrade a bunch of theme parks that's what it seems like so far and the first
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  one is like a pirate theme park and it's [ __ ] huge and it didn't give me any
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  instructions on what to do I figured out how to zoom around and look and then I
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  was like this is [ __ ] elaborate and a lot more than you're expecting yes so I
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  I am going to play it cuz it does look [ __ ] great but I think I need a
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  manual or something or you can start your own World's Fair yes but luckily
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  there's YouTube which will teach me that's how I learned to play Civ wellish
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  are we talking like retro Worlds Fair
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  like old timey like debut elevator World Fair yeah electrocuting an elephant can
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  I electrocute an elephant I only think of that one World's Fair were there any
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  others I think so it was a thing wasn't it it I don't think it was I think there
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  was one no no no no no no it was every 5 years or so for like 50 years
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  really I only cuz I only know of that one where they elocuted the elephant
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  yeah and where the alien spaceships landed isn't the um the Seattle needle
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  thing a World's fair thing isn't it or I made that up no you're probably right
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  there's a bunch of stuff I mean the World's Fair is the reason that
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  Americans eat hot dogs and french fries hot dogs are awesome hot dogs are not
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  awesome there was a I love Hot Dogs there was a World's fair where they had
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  exhibits of people from all around the world and they had like black people in
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  cages and stuff God I mean is that in the
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  DLC yes right I can see why it's it's been
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  tossed into the Humble Bundle we can't sell this but we could force people to play
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  it trying to find something really good for Dan's birthday now yeah M did you
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  see the [ __ ] glasses Jenna got me no no I sent you guys a snap of uh I got
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  she got yeah uh it's it's a Blade Runner
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  the vinyl of the saw the vinyl the VL yeah I think that's what we were looking
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  at ah so next to it was the bottle of the uh Blade Runner jacket I saw that
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  that I saw as well that was awesome and and below that holding some of it was a
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  glass oh Oh I thought you met glasses as in eyeg glasses oh no no no no no as in
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  like whiskey glasses well I now I need to see them again I'll send you another
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  I'll send you a snap of just the glass that's why I was like have I made this
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  too elaborate I'm I'm burying the lead here which is that I have these [ __ ]
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  awesome glasses now you you should call them a Tumblr Tumblr and it can explode into a
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  motorcycle 40 years old m i don't call them tumblers no but that's what they
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  are aren't they tumblers get whiskey tumblers don't you is it that what you
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  call I paid up adult what do you call them I thought whiskey glasses were low
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  balls or is that just a specific type of whiskey glass I don't know you know
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  about low balls you're 40
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  now sure whiskey see I put in whiskey
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  tum and it finishes with Tumblr and shows me glasses yeah well when I type
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  in low balls once I've scrolled through all the gay porn I mean I do see whiskey
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  glasses I'm put posting in down the
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  bottom a link to what Harrison Ford drinking from one and then I'll send you
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  a snap of me drinking from one later why don't you just take a picture of both of
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  you drinking from the same glass we can't so we're socially isolating right
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  now he won't he won't come around so what do you guys been doing social distancing
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  mhm so that's about it just playing video games as usual for you l actually
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  I've been having I haven't been playing video games I've been sitting here
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  trying to decide which video game to play oh yeah about two days now I've
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  done a bit of that this week too oh those are nice Matt those are nice I I
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  need those classes but no I I finished two games very very quickly cuz of mods
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  oh so you cheated surviving there's aame
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  surviving Mars yeah surviving Mars it's on Game Pass and it's on Windows and
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  also Xbox and they came out with some mods for it where you just put these
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  mods on it unlocks all thechi in 30 seconds I like how he's like yep I
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  finished the game yeah did you though when you say they you mean the developer
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  put this mod out no the developer allows mods and then nerds went out and made
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  the mods for me I thought your only Proviso for it not being quote cheating
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  is if the developers themselves have allowed for it mhm the the developer
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  allows mods that's a very very broad spectrum then isn't
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  it does trueachievements.com give this mod a pass is that how that's where I
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  found it see well see there was a game that I was never ever going to get like
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  a finished completely because it's an RTS where like you got to set up and
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  create a colony of Mars and very specific goals so no no continue
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  justifying it go on I mean it certainly sounds like a [ __ ] game that you'd want
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  to only play 30 seconds on I've not got any interest in setting
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  up a colony on Mars that sounds boring to me yeah hey I did buy the DLC so I
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  could unlock that as well so I gave him some money I'm sure they're like so pleased
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  that you bought their game that they spent like months and months working on
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  so that you could put mod on and just grab the achievements and then throw in the
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  trash but it's how I roll I know I know you
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  just make me laugh oh my g score at the moment is
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  733,000 [ __ ] hell I don't even know what mine is sounds rather high but I
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  maybe I've got that yeah I can find out for you no don't find out it be quicker
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  for him to look than for me to look I don't even know where to look um I'm on
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  the website I don't not good with this where are my friends on here I I want to
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  start a new game game for the quarantine which is why I've not played anything
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  for the last few days is because you know as everyone knows I was playing Far
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  Cry 5 I've done two out of the three territories when I started the third one
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  I was just like I played this over too
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  long a period and now this is Bor sure I was loving it but I've done it enough
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  now so I don't want to play more of that I don't want to go back to Conan and uh
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  I need something new so I I mean I've been playing Doom I've been playing
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  Borderlands 3 actually we played a bunch of that yesterday we started the DLC
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  even you know what I like about Borderlands 3 is I think you mentioned
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  this Luke already but I I am loving the fact that you don't have to be a certain
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  level to do any of the content you can just do it you go anywhere and it just
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  scales to your level yeah and [ __ ] the DLC is great the characters and stuff in
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  Borderlands are so funny like it's just I don't know everything about is just
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  really entertaining to me so I can let you know that you recently hit 30,000
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  did I you're on 3,418 wow oh I wouldn't say recently it
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  could have been haven't got any achievements lately I don't think um you
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  reached on the 8th of March okay what was I doing you were playing The Witcher
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  oh yeah I was yeah is all that information on there or are you just
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  keeping a real close eye on that he's just pulled out his notbook and uh all
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  this information is on there he's just checking his surve camera footage of
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  what I was doing yeah that's right it was the 6th of March you were wearing
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  je a Devon Townsen t-shirt this this is why I actually pay
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  for achievements like account so I get all this extra information on on your
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  friends and family yeah mhm so I can recommend Borderlands 3 if you're into
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  Shooters which I'm not sure that you are but you know I sometimes am but what I
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  really is something that I'm going to become obsessed with it's been so long
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  since I've been obsessed you finished the worlds didn't
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  you no I didn't start the out of Worlds actually oh the out of Worlds is good
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  out of Worlds yeah it's good yeah it's it's Fallout in fact I think I might
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  have purchased that and not played it so H okay all right I recommend that yeah
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  it's very good did you say Fallout in space yes yes okay I'm there yeah 100%
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  there it's like it's the guy it's the developers of Fallout made a game that
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  is like uh in gameplay it's Fallout like Fallout 3 Fallout New Vegas it's
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  actually it's literally The Fallout New Vegas guys well obsidian actually it's
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  actually and they're the people who made the original two Fallout games right
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  it's very good so it's got It's got the gameplay of Fallout New Vegas with the
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  humor of Fallout 2 great and it is an amazing game and you
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  should play it hey I actually finished it which has got to count for
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  something I that's I need to play through it again I need to finish it for
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  a second time yeah it's coming out on the switch which is I don't know I I've
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  not been playing the switch very much I'll be honest well mate put it on eBay
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  you'll get a [ __ ] fortune for it oh is that true now I want it I
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  just um I recently installed Animal Crossing on it oh have you been playing
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  that no I haven't I installed it though I see everybody playing it and I want to
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  play it from seeing everybody else playing it but then I remember playing
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  uh what was the one on 3DS just Animal Crossing wasn't it no it
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  was I remember sending abusive letters to a penguin that promised to come over
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  to my house and never turned up then running him out of town yeah but then I
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  remember play I just don't think I don't think I'm going to actually end up
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  liking it and so I'm I'm resisting it it's it's a game that you need to have a
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  lot of time New Leaf was the 3DS one new Leaf you need a lot of time cuz it's
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  very grindy that's exactly and then everybody else has apparently the time
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  but I'm am I going to play that over the other games that I'm playing probably
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  not so henah is loving it she's in deep with Tom
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  knock God that crafty [ __ ] raccoon hey you now ow a house pay me money I
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  assume not Dan you've never played Animal Crossing no I haven't I think I
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  think it's because I live too close to China and uh it's banned there
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  now yeah really yeah they banned it there this week uh they realized that it
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  was a platform for free speech and they don't like that
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  there mhm now if you've purchased it there and now it's been banned do you
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  get a refund oh I doubt it I doubt it I think you might get
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  arrested you know the switches are apparently sold out worldwide right now
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  yeah yeah I did not know that either so bad luck if you don't already have one
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  but most people would already have one oh I think people I think Animal
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  Crossing came out and a lot of people who didn't have one now want one and oh
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  a lot of people in China the billion of them you know what's funny though is
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  that uh that China the Chinese government have come out this week and
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  said that there are no new um covid-19 cases in China um but we know that there
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  are some in Hong Kong and in Taiwan so does this mean China is
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  officially officially recognized those two uh territories as independent
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  nations I think they're just referring to Mainland CH I think you know the
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  answer Dan I think you know the answer to that but yeah is it just they're just
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  there aren't any because they're not being made at the moment is that the reason I or
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  covid-19 both no I just think that everyone was like [ __ ] I'm going to have
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  a lot of time on my hands I better get myself a switch yeah I think it's just
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  like like the toilet paper situation where Nintendo was like okay we've
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  settled into a a rhythm here of you know like manufacturer and demand and all
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  that kind of stuff and then everyone was like give us a [ __ ] switch now and
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  then they ran out all at once when went to the went to the shops that I justed
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  to do bit of grocery shopping still toilet paper shelves empty really yeah
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  apparently that's it got okay here for a bit but now apparently it's bad again I
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  can't get a [ __ ] grocery delivery for the life of me anymore so not happening
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  I can over here they've got a thing where if you're an Central worker you go
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  on the special list and I got a letter saying I'm sensual you're sensual I'm very
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  sensual I don't think that's what it says that's what it says after I changed
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  the wording oh I mean that's that's what I've always said I'm a very sensual
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  person for some reason whenever I say that I have to rub my chest
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  thanks for letting us and the listeners know you know what Matt let's let's just
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  take the fact that it was his chest as a win and move
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  on I'm a very sharing person uhhuh I
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  won't hide anything anything from our listeners
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  anything anything at all I watched some
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  movies uh during my uh my time movies I've watching some old movies three
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  watching how old Stripes not Stripes uh' 60s they're from the' 60s okay uh are we
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  going to we could play a guessing game if you if you want Oh Bond let's make
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  this a [ __ ] game not James Bond No are they horror movies Matt no they're
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  not horror movies it's a genre that you might not
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  expect from okay um Gone With the Wind
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  no not a genre directed by directed by an Italian
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  okay but not but not Dario agento correct very very famous and iconic
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  series would I know it yes I I'd be very [ __ ] surprised if you don't did you say
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  serious serious yeah three films I watched uh Loosely a series they've been
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  made a series that I don't think they were really intended to be as tightly
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  linked as people seem to think they are on a rewatch I I thought that oh are you
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  talking are they Western they are ah mhm
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  yes nice yeah they don't have anything to do with each other but they're all
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  [ __ ] great no what are they especially the first and the third oh
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  well see I okay so we're talking about uh it's Sergio Leon it's the they call
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  it what is it the May with no name Trilogy now but it's kind of just like
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  three films that he made they were calling it The Dollars Trilogy at one
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  stage yeah but the third one doesn't doesn't have any dollar about money no
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  doesn't it's gold not even dollars that they're after but anyway it's uh it's a
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  fist full of dollars or for a fist full of dollars I think is the full name for
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  a few dollars more and then The Good the Bad and the Ugly you familiar with I've
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  heard of them they've got Clint in them that's correct and so I rewatched them
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  all and I remember I always thought Good the Bad and the Ugly was the best but I think
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  that's cuz everybody says that and it is I mean they're all
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  fantastic but I'm not sure is the best of them I think on this rewatch I liked
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  for a few dollars more the most really it's been years since I've seen that one
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  so I really should go back it's just yeah like I remember watching them when
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  I was like young but I I could not for the life me to remember what's in them
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  is there one where someone wears like a uh an oven door as body armor yeah well
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  it's it's a piece of mining equipment but yes okay you're thinking of an oven
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  door because you're thinking of Back to the Future 3 oh that's
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  right with that's a play on on that's yeah for if it's full of dollars yeah he
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  does that but yeah uh great movies great [ __ ] amazing soundtrack that's cuz
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  The Good the Bad and the Ugly I listen to The Good the Bad and the Ugly
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  soundtrack all the time it's one of my favorite soundtracks ever I know I saw
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  you holding it on vinyl in France last year trying to decide if you could get
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  it back to America I own it now I own it on vinyl now great yeah one of my
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  favorite scores and I was like I got to watch the movie again to see the music kind of in
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  CU it's been so and then I mean yeah it's fantastic but and it's weird that
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  they're not linked because it's they' got Clint Eastwood as basically the same
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  character uh but it's not and two of them have [ __ ] what's that guy's name
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  the guy who's the other bounty hunter in the second one you know it's probably
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  going to be they're not linked for a stupid licensing reason or something
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  like that no I think it's just it's kind of kind of like they just wanted to make
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  he they kind of expand well actually back then things didn't have to be a
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  Trilogy or anything exactly I think he just he made the first one and he was
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  like all right we can do a better one and then so he just got everybody back
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  and he's like all right let's do another one and it's like it's like Mad Max
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  really yes exactly they're not sequels but they're about the same character
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  more or less they're more like legends about Clint Eastwood's character and
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  they're not necessarily sequential or anything it's just kind of like a story
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  about that character that may or may not take place in the same world as the
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  others cuz it's got actors the same actors playing completely different
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  characters MH in in the films like the the guy who's the bounty hunter in the
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  the second one is the I guess he's a bounty hunter in the good the bad the
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  ugly as well but like I said it's just the same people but they're not the same
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  characters yeah anyway I recommend them [ __ ] great slow but it's cuz they
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  were made in the 60s so I'm fine you any explosions every 2 minutes correct yeah
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  it spends a lot of time on cinematography it's [ __ ] beautiful
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  and the way I I they really just like the way he shoots everything it I mean
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  he started a lot of that stuff with the you know the way they he shot the the
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  shootouts and the and all that kind of stuff with the close-ups to the wides
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  and all that kind of stuff it's just so beautiful yeah everything in super deep
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  focus yeah yes and then just I don't know where they shot all this I assume Italy
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  actually yeah I think it's Italy or even Spain for some of it but like that the
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  particularly the each one ends in like a big shootout obviously and then like
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  that Cemetery at the end of The Good the Bad and the Ugly what a [ __ ]
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  beautiful location so good I just remember when I was a kid that scene in
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  The Good Bad and the Ugly where they that they're wearing the um Confederate
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  uniforms and they see soldiers coming they're like oh they they're great
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  they're like us and then they just start dusting themselves off and they're Union
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  Soldiers underneath [ __ ] I just when I was a kid I was like movies are
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  great I know you know what's a great Weston that I only saw for the first
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  time this year is The Wild Bunch also from the 60s but this one's true blue
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  American so you should put this on your list if you haven't seen it Luke I'd be
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  surprised if you haven't seen this with your dad at some point oh I may have but
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  I don't remember yeah but this is this is this is the quintessential like group
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  of Bandits who actually want to retire but just need to pull off One Big Score
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  first and it's great do they do it
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  uh no they don't they don't I used to watch a lot of John
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  Wayne westons with my dad when when I was younger yeah yeah he in he was more
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  of a John Wayne guy than a Clintwood guy mhm and they were late night movies
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  weren't they the John Wayne ones I I for some reason I remember those was like
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  the Sunday Afternoon movie but then there were also no Kung Fu was normally
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  at late at night the TV Weston's in the afternoon Kung Fu at night sort of a
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  Weston oh yeah absolutely sort of well I
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  mean Kura remade fist full of dollars well I think it's the other way around
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  isn't it didn't didn't he successfully sue Sergio Leon for ripping off um oh is
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  it that way around I can never get it right what's the film um oh is it
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  Yojimbo right yes yes Jimbo yes yeah I think he actually won a
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  lawsuit that and then George Lucas narrowly escaped
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  one Wars yeah that's right but I think he only did that because Lucas film
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  produced a kurasawa movie like in the
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  Years following uh Empire Strikes Back
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  ah might be bit like don't Su us but we'll give you we'll help you out let's
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  not say I paid you off let's just say I'm now producing your future
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  films yeah cuz the
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  [Applause]
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  [Laughter]
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  mentioned off air you were unimpressed by a television series that everybody
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  else seems to be quite the rest of the world absolutely loves yes now have you finished
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  this I have finished it and also already watched their special episode 18 oh [ __ ]
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  I haven't done that oh that's out already that's out do not
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  bother isn't it just Joel male telling you about the story of the show you just
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  watched Joel male just doing an interview with someone the people who
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  were on it oh okay MH okay oh I mean that could still be good I like John M I
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  do like but yeah this is just this is not what you were expecting it to be
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  it's not like another episode it is just uh all right but you didn't like the
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  show is that what you're telling us um I didn't I not like I hated it or anything
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  I just don't see what the big fuss is about I don't I don't know just wasn't
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  for me I just you just like it's just a bunch of noral people doing normal stuff
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  yeah crazy Matt when you're Luke alerson it takes it takes a lot before you'll go
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  that's a bit weird yeah to get that eyebrow raised is very difficult [ __ ]
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  two straight men marrying a gay guy he's like oh yeah yeah I've lived a very
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  strange tiger oh
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  yeah not impressed yeah test me test me
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  Netflix well Luke would you consider watching the film made about Joe Exotic
• 26:29
  Life starring Rob low as Joe Exotic no
• 26:35
  okay and I also think I think by the time that they get around to making this
• 26:39
  I think the novelty will have worn off for a lot of people as well that's
• 26:43
  possible isn't there a TV series there Kate McKinnon coming out as well or
• 26:46
  something she's yeah I think there a lot of people are looking to cash in on this
• 26:51
  now and I think part of reason why this did so well is the fact everyone is
• 26:56
  locked inside I think that has played a bit of a part
• 27:00
  to it the fact that they were forced to watch it yeah you might be right yes
• 27:04
  that's on the poster watch this if you're locked in a room and can't look away from the
• 27:09
  screen I think it'sit that mass hysteria everyone's got a bit cabin crazy and S
• 27:14
  of the world sort of latched onto this one thing that they could all get behind
• 27:18
  you might be right about that actually do you know uh this show Tiger King has
• 27:23
  more people have watched this than have watched season two of stranger things
• 27:28
  God damn and you think about what a [ __ ] cultural thing stranger things
• 27:33
  was that's [ __ ] mindblowing but there was some stuff I
• 27:37
  was watching in this that was like still what the hell like the whole that guy
• 27:42
  gets his arm eaten by a tiger yep it's a girl but as a woman yeah uh no
• 27:47
  identifies as a man okay I didn't know that but F all right you have done
• 27:53
  research yeah I was going to say jeez only reason I know that was because of
• 27:58
  watched the most recent episode and joh M actually asks like they refer to you
• 28:02
  as her and that but you identify as male and she and he basically went look it
• 28:08
  bothered a lot lot of other people more than it bothered
• 28:11
  me all right but yeah does that the whole the guy that loses both legs in a
• 28:16
  ziplining accent that they sort of just gloss over yeah well I mean he obvious I mean I
• 28:22
  just assumed he clipped something with his legs yeah but still it's yeah you
• 28:27
  wanted the details and then one of the one of the umat crocodiles he says look
• 28:32
  everyone who sees my legs just hopes they were GED off by tigers but I'm sorry they
• 28:38
  weren't yeah I wish they were I wish they were frankly you know how the the
• 28:43
  film shooter was burnt down and there was like alligators in them one of those
• 28:47
  alligators was own owned by Michael Jackson oh my
• 28:52
  God is this all information from that extra episode well yeah you're certainly
• 28:56
  not talking us out of looking at it no no this is stuff that Hannah's been
• 29:00
  telling me God Hannah's done research into it but yeah just stuff like that
• 29:05
  interv the show yeah you did have Hanah on here she's a lot better than me yeah
• 29:11
  I mean just generally speaking yes she is guys I don't want to I don't want to
• 29:16
  Railroad this conversation but I I've just seen some news Tim Brook Taylor
• 29:21
  died oh no and you know what he died of
• 29:26
  yeah he died virus Ah that's [ __ ] yeah
• 29:31
  it's affects everyone but so 10 minutes ago for for people who don't know him he
• 29:37
  was in the goodies that's where I know him from I [ __ ] saw the goodies live
• 29:40
  in Sy if you did you that's great and if you don't know him from the goodies
• 29:45
  you've definitely seen him in other things I think he's even plays a cameo
• 29:49
  role in willly Wonker in the Chocolate Factory oh man what a top guy he was oh
• 29:55
  that sucks this is the first person that I've seen who's died of Corona virus that I've
• 30:00
  actually you know been a loved well affected your life in some way well I
• 30:06
  don't want to say it and sound callous because you know there's no no I know
• 30:09
  what you mean people that have been killed but mhm it's part of the thing that makes it
• 30:15
  hard for a lot of people to actually take Corona virs seriously is because it
• 30:18
  hasn't really affected cuz it's shut down the world but people don't really
• 30:22
  understand why cuz it hasn't really affected their lives weird I think it's
• 30:26
  going to unfortunately I think it is too we're in total lockdown now and um
• 30:32
  you're only allowed to leave your house to buy food or to exercise Outdoors
• 30:38
  which is really really vague so more people are Outdoors exercising in big
• 30:43
  groups than they ever have before like oh so you in Australia you're allowed to
• 30:48
  exercise we like go to somewhere and exercise but only maximum of two people
• 30:53
  yeah this we don't have that and like I I think that's what it's supposed to be
• 30:57
  you you can still go for a walk you don't have to turn into a potato inside
• 31:01
  your house but then I saw with all your friends yeah carrying a basketball down
• 31:05
  the street and I'm like guys you really you're pushing this I feel in Australia
• 31:10
  some guys got fined for playing Cricket in a park really yeah there you go it
• 31:14
  weeds me out that people think like oh it's a game if I can find a loophole
• 31:19
  then yeah then it's okay for me to do this the virus won't get me because yeah
• 31:24
  no no I know they said we could stay that we had to stay home but they said
• 31:27
  we could go and play we go and exercise so you know we're out yeah haha we got
• 31:32
  you well Hannah was telling the story how people were saying oh we've found a
• 31:35
  way to get around it we're staying a distance apart where we're going to play
• 31:39
  cards no that's terrible idea because I just don't understand why people want to
• 31:46
  like what don't you understand about this it's for your it's not just because
• 31:49
  it's a it's not arbitrary rules it's so you don't [ __ ] catch this thing the
• 31:53
  the governments didn't get together and come up with this evil plan to shut down
• 31:57
  the entire world and cost billions of dollars yeah I know they're not doing it
• 32:02
  for fun man there were people outside my building flying kites today and I'm like
• 32:07
  I bet you've never flown a [ __ ] kite in your life stay inside let's not share this
• 32:14
  around and pretty soon no one will have it anymore yep I've been training for
• 32:19
  this for many many years though and ironically you still have to go to work go to
• 32:26
  work yeah but like when I come home from work on a Friday I go inside pants come
• 32:31
  off not leaving the house till Monday that's so I'm ready for this locked
• 32:34
  inside business I'm easy but now I still have to go to work
• 32:39
  cuz I'm sensual yeah J Jenna's got to go to work as well so I guess I guess she's
• 32:45
  also sensual uh yes not not her to describe that way but that's fine I
• 32:51
  don't know I've heard at least one animal hand job story from her work
• 32:56
  so yeah it's in the family I guess to be and to be clear for those of you who
• 33:03
  just don't don't know what I'm talking about it wasn't Jenna who was giving the
• 33:07
  hand job yeah let's be clear about that yes so she's still got to go to work so
• 33:11
  she's kind of designated go out and do things if things need to be done like
• 33:15
  get food and and supplies and whatnot cuz since she's out anyway but that
• 33:20
  fights to get toilet paper well it also means that I really need to isolate well
• 33:25
  as well because I'm in contact with her and then I don't know we're kind of like
• 33:29
  we're the kind of we like for example we couldn't go see her parents cuz that
• 33:33
  would be dangerous so cuz they are [ __ ] psychos that's
• 33:40
  right yes it's been a pretty quiet birthday actually couldn't go to the
• 33:44
  club like I normally would no Club no party no no sharing
• 33:50
  needles and that's that one time of year where you're happy to share that's right
• 33:55
  normally it's all mine
• 33:59
  anyway on that are we uh are we naming Tim Brook Taylor geek of the week we do
• 34:03
  have some others we most certainly are look before you do that look it's good
• 34:07
  that you you've got him there but can I throw out another geek of the week
• 34:12
  candidate sure okay holy [ __ ] I've just seen this honor Blackman died yeah I
• 34:19
  added that in yeah
• 34:21
  no AKA [ __ ] Galore from James Bond from
• 34:27
  from gold finger yeah yeah oh she was one of the original and best Bor girls
• 34:33
  yep that's a shame she didn't die of coronus high she would have been 90
• 34:38
  years old if she was a day 94 natural causes so I don't think so oh man one of
• 34:43
  the well we've lost a few people in Rhode Island to Sean Conor slapped her
• 34:47
  to death God we lost we've lost a few elderly people in rhod AR to coron virus
• 34:53
  and they announced the other day one of the people who died of Corona virus was
• 34:57
  over 100 years old and I was like Wow [ __ ] man imagine you made it to like 10
• 35:04
  whatever 10 anything and then you touched your face
• 35:09
  like what a [ __ ] virus yeah honestly like How old could they have gotten to
• 35:14
  we'll never know 100 anyway honor
• 35:19
  Blackman wait geek s we do we have geek
• 35:23
  is geek what women can't be Geeks I well I've been LED to
• 35:29
  believe mhm I grew up in the in the ' 80s and '90s
• 35:33
  Dan that's true that's true um I'm going to throw in a third okay cuz we can only
• 35:38
  have one geek of the week right so we've got honor Blackman who plays [ __ ]
• 35:41
  Galore and Goldfinger we've got Timber not impressed by her I'm guessing Luke
• 35:45
  does sound like it doesn't sound like it oh I was going to give it but maybe if
• 35:49
  her name is on a black face because Luke
• 35:52
  does yeah maybe if she was on a black man
• 36:00
  god um I'm throwing out Linda trip in this as well because she died this week
• 36:06
  you guys remember Linda trip Linda trip Linda Trip's the one who uh illegally
• 36:12
  recorded phone conversations between slick Willie and Monica Lewinsky and
• 36:17
  blew the whistle on the whole getting a [ __ ] in the Oval Office
• 36:21
  thing see I still don't see why that was a
• 36:25
  problem which part of it really don't which part of it it was a problem
• 36:31
  because he lied about it yeah but why did he have why did he have to answer the question
• 36:37
  anyway I mean you know imagine Luke was the judge in all
• 36:43
  of this and all that I W judge like the [ __ ] Senator or whoever [ __ ]
• 36:47
  decides that stuff Luke is the yeah I never understood that at time so he got
• 36:51
  a blow drob I am the Senate and then got in trouble because
• 36:56
  he lied about saying it well why did he have to answer that question to begin
• 37:00
  with cuz someone was like did you get a [ __ ] Bill and he was like No And then
• 37:06
  that's it impeached yeah they're like did you did you put a cigar in your
• 37:12
  intern's vagina and then smoke that cigar and he's
• 37:17
  like no didn't smoke
• 37:21
  it she smoked me mate see you think Luke you think if he had just said yep
• 37:28
  he would have been all right yeah suck that seemed to be the problem the fact
• 37:33
  that he lies actually let's be fair he was all right he was still the President
• 37:37
  right it's not yeah like it he's fine so
• 37:42
  look as uh quoting the panel from the time it's going to take more than a
• 37:46
  [ __ ] to blow his job but with this one I can't give her
• 37:53
  geek of the week is it because she looks a little bit like Rebel Wilson no it's
• 37:57
  just because I she fil recorded of conversation wait so you don't like
• 38:02
  Rebel Wilson Luke is that what you're saying I never said that I can't well
• 38:08
  okay so you do like Robin Robin Williams love thr fat Pizza fat Pizza [ __ ]
• 38:14
  hell American listeners have no idea what that is and they keep it that way
• 38:19
  you don't want to know what that is they would not get it you are missing
• 38:24
  I barely got it and I was from I lived in Australia for for 30 something years
• 38:29
  so not she's not getting geeked
• 38:32
  awake Linda drip [ __ ]
• 38:40
  off we wa did she die of Corona virus or
• 38:46
  something else no I think she's just incredibly old I hate that you have to
• 38:50
  [ __ ] specify these days somebody died
• 38:53
  oh coron virus no like you just yeah
• 38:57
  that's Grim isn't it like uh oh how's you how's you nan oh Corona took her
• 39:02
  like it's going to be [ __ ] awful the the aftermath of this yep and the thing
• 39:09
  is like I look outside my window and all I see is kids flying [ __ ] kites like
• 39:15
  it it still feels so removed and yet Tim Brook Taylor is [ __ ]
• 39:20
  dead Tim Brook Taylor has hit you real hard it it has I'm sorry guys but [ __ ]
• 39:26
  it's timr tlor yeah I know I know I remember still
• 39:31
  remember the last time I saw him at the [ __ ] what is it the
• 39:37
  Queen's what's the Royal Theater in Sydney her maest theater that's it's
• 39:42
  gone now isn't it that uh yes it is it is gone yeah oh it
• 39:47
  has and Tim Brook Taylor I saw the Pirates of penants
• 39:53
  there also oh with um John English yes I saw that
• 39:58
  yes I did that was great yep um sideline
• 40:02
  Matt why do I think you saw suti
• 40:06
  live don't think I did okay a false
• 40:10
  memory no let me fact check that I may have seen it live when I was a kid I
• 40:16
  don't remember okay so that may have come up at some point my mom may have
• 40:20
  mentioned that and I yeah I love it that there are topics that it's like oh you
• 40:24
  and my mom might have discussed that oneon-one it's quite possible that my mom told you
• 40:29
  that so let me check yeah because I did
• 40:33
  I was very into SOI I have uh hand puppet that's great yeah I don't know
• 40:38
  where it is it's in this house somewhere Jenna's tried to destroy it I think you
• 40:43
  took cuz I tried I tried to get her to watch it once and immediately as soon as
• 40:48
  sweep showed up on the [ __ ] screen started making the noise she was like turn it
• 40:53
  off turn it off Jenna you're a bigot
• 40:59
  if you're not familiar with sui and sweep in
• 41:03
  particular or Sue or Sue yeah that's probably Su is a weird name for the
• 41:09
  third puppet if you've got suti and sweep and Sue it's short for Susan that
• 41:15
  was the joke wasn't it was it I don't know I was very young I get made fun of
• 41:20
  all the time by H because I had a dog called Todd and she said that's that's not a dog's
• 41:26
  name we had a German Shepherd called Helga
• 41:30
  and the this that that is quite funny you know like the the German Shepherd's
• 41:35
  name is Helga um but I never really got that until fairly recently right cuz my
• 41:40
  mom posted those photos of me uh on Facebook recently with did you and it
• 41:46
  finally just clicked and did you feel a little silly or well it's just that
• 41:49
  because when I was a kid I never made that connection so I just to not make
• 41:53
  that connection the dog a dog's name was Helga and then I she put the photo up
• 41:57
  and I was like we a German Shepherd named Helga that's quite funny there's
• 42:01
  this F I always go on about this whatever stock photo you put next to an
• 42:05
  article I'm going to think the banner headline is describing that particular
• 42:08
  photo right yeah yeah so there's a picture of Tim Brook tayor here
• 42:14
  shrieking in horror and it says Tim Brook Taylor dies after CRA like like
• 42:19
  this's not a picture of him Contracting Corona virus it's just him pulling a
• 42:23
  funny face it's not like you were there with a camera the moment he got it the
• 42:28
  moment that he he was infected why are you lining up a shot
• 42:33
  don't worry don't worry just shake my
• 42:38
  hand uh we got some followup on uh we do
• 42:43
  the issue that for some reason we keep talking about and I don't think anyone
• 42:47
  gives a [ __ ] but it just no I tell you why Matt it's because this this story it's hit us
• 42:52
  hard it's
• 42:58
  y yeah Amber herd MH could be facing three years in jail yeah and actually I
• 43:05
  I really hope if it does come to light that she did lie about it I really hope
• 43:09
  that she does get jail because it's one of these things like she makes it hard
• 43:14
  for people who sorry so slick willly oh
• 43:19
  you lied about it who gives a [ __ ] Amber herd oh she you lied [ __ ] that
• 43:25
  [ __ ] she's been hitting Johny no I'll let that slide she lied about it [ __ ]
• 43:30
  go to prison yeah yeah did slick willly lie about Johnny Depp
• 43:35
  no so no but what I'm saying is for him he lied about getting a blow drob uhhuh
• 43:41
  but this she was lying about some heat which makes it harder for people who are
• 43:45
  in that situation coming forward because it puts more doubt behind them yeah what
• 43:50
  about all the people getting [ __ ] from their [ __ ]
• 43:54
  interns no they'll be fine who standing up for their right
• 44:00
  no I I think you're right I do think that that if if she did lie about it
• 44:07
  then she should face consequences because absolutely right there there's
• 44:11
  been such a push towards trying to stop all this stuff and to lie and take
• 44:18
  advantage of that is I agree with that but I also hope
• 44:24
  there's no backlash from this because yeah and from now on women who are going
• 44:29
  to be you know uh claiming the me too defense are going to have people go
• 44:35
  will is it real because look at am they already do but this is just going to add fuel to
• 44:41
  the fire and that's why I really think if it does come to case they should make
• 44:46
  an example of her and look at jail for for that reason yeah for the step back
• 44:52
  she's making everyone take now you know to be hilariously ironic cuz if when she
• 44:56
  went to prison got bashed and no one believed
• 45:02
  her mhm think about that Luke Amber
• 45:08
  herd I I mean do we have a what do we have of the week for her we're very
• 45:14
  disappointed in you all right fine that'll do Luke is disappointed in you
• 45:17
  man Luke Luke is disappointed is not
• 45:23
  mhm look before we move on from followup
• 45:28
  news and and leaving amberh her behind
• 45:31
  um yes as the world should yeah M I honestly couldn't pick her out of a
• 45:37
  lineup I don't know who she is but uh no
• 45:41
  something I be good for her then yeah something I um I am Keen to hear more
• 45:46
  about um is the butthole cut of
• 45:50
  cats yeah um so not only story not only
• 45:55
  has it been confirmed that uh yes CG artists did have to paint out buttholes
• 46:01
  um someone's also made a trailer of what that might look like that they first had
• 46:04
  to paint in yes well apparently they the buttholes weren't added apparently the
• 46:09
  buttholes were an unfortunate side
• 46:13
  effect of having to motion track fur
• 46:17
  onto the Cliff of an actor's buttocks oh
• 46:22
  so essentially the anus is the the joining the is the
• 46:28
  Nexus just like real life for all the CGI fur right the heart of the human is
• 46:34
  the anus as we know that's where they that's where the growth of the human
• 46:39
  begins it's how to get to the very center of a human being isn't
• 46:44
  it I mean we call it the bottom but it's halfway up it's the middle it's the
• 46:50
  middle the I watched this trailer um uh it was very funny yeah I feel like I
• 46:55
  don't need to watch the film now no definitely I feel I I've even watched I
• 47:00
  I'm really interested in in this movie for a number of of reasons number one I
• 47:06
  I just not the ones they want you to be interested no definitely not those
• 47:09
  definitely not because I think it looks like a good movie that I might enjoy
• 47:12
  definitely not that um but like I've watched a lot of like Vlogs from people
• 47:16
  who love musicals love film adaptations of musicals and even love Cats the
• 47:22
  musical who all agree this is a [ __ ] abomination
• 47:29
  M and I just don't understand why look I mean the math yeah I just don't
• 47:36
  understand why other than the maths kind of checks out do you know what I mean
• 47:39
  there's been a couple of musicals in the last few years um I think the greatest
• 47:43
  showman a couple of years ago made a billion dollars so they were like okay
• 47:47
  let's do another musical uh what do we have the rights to I don't know why they
• 47:52
  went to cats though it sounds interesting on paper it's just just
• 47:57
  seems the execution was weird yeah and and if you don't know that the musical
• 48:02
  is actually not a it's not strictly a musical it's just a series of songs
• 48:07
  right it's it's more like a cabaret there's no story that links them all
• 48:11
  it's just that each Cat sings a different song and right yeah they've
• 48:16
  they've had to make up a story for this movie for there to be a story so they've
• 48:20
  taken one song and taken its kind of narrative and stretched it out over the
• 48:25
  whole movie right but if somebody just said look it's it's a you know it's a
• 48:30
  it's a dark tale of you know cats living
• 48:35
  in an alley and you know their nine lives are up and you know like all all
• 48:40
  of this stuff like that you'd be like yeah you could you could explore some
• 48:43
  interesting themes there sure but this doesn't explore any themes this is just
• 48:48
  this is just cats singing and and from all I can tell trying to
• 48:55
  look sexy and luk interested it's got Rebel Wilson in it so Luke is where's
• 49:00
  this come from that I don't like Rebel Wilson I you tell us mate where does
• 49:04
  this come from yeah Luke let's just get this out Australian what do you have
• 49:08
  against Ribble Wilson because I I recently saw um JoJo rabbit and I
• 49:13
  thought she was fantastic in it I haven't seen that yet but I've got
• 49:17
  nothing against TR Wilson watch JoJo rabbit and see if that changes your mind
• 49:21
  about Rebel Wilson look we're we're it's very if I
• 49:27
  don't like an actress you all know about it that's true that's very true and we
• 49:31
  all know how you feel about reel Wilson so well and I got to say Christen
• 49:35
  Stewart is not in JoJo rabbit so I think I think we all know how Tao feels about
• 49:39
  her as well now true [ __ ] Sam Rockwell is so great in that movie
• 49:44
  everybody's I'm G to have to see it yeah you do it's really good Luke it's really
• 49:48
  good those [ __ ] kids are so funny and good his friend man the the yeah the big
• 49:55
  big kid is [ __ ] he's apparently going to be in the Home
• 49:59
  Alone remake that for some reason they're doing oh God and I was like on
• 50:03
  the one home alone yeah EXA on one hand I'm like I don't want that but on the
• 50:06
  other hand I do want to see that little kid in more stuff cuz he was [ __ ]
• 50:09
  hilarious yeah so definitely not a good time to be a
• 50:18
  Nazi such a good
• 50:20
  movie so Luke yes any update on your
• 50:26
  Mars one no I haven't heard anything from them in a quite some time I think I may
• 50:32
  have gone bankrupt so you haven't heard from finally happened you haven't heard
• 50:36
  from Mars one since you didn't send in an application to be part of Mars one
• 50:41
  that's really surprising funny about that yeah well it's some Mars
• 50:45
  news uh Mars is is I guess there's a bunch of Mars stuff going on but one of
• 50:51
  the I I found this particularly interesting just cuz this has not
• 50:54
  happened before um they're sending another Rover to Mars which has happened
• 50:59
  this one's a [ __ ] helicopter mhm mhm and the thing I like about is they don't
• 51:05
  even know if it's going to work but we're going to find out I know this is
• 51:08
  just really exciting to me is that are they sending sort of like two like
• 51:12
  they're going to send an actual Rover that they know will work and this as
• 51:16
  well good question I don't know CU me just see like a big a lot of
• 51:22
  money to spend on one shot actually yeah you're right I'm looking in there is
• 51:27
  another there's the perseverance is another like Land Rover so I guess yes
• 51:33
  the answer is yes I think it's a Duo see I should work for NASA Land Rover is a
• 51:38
  car so what's that Land Rover is a car
• 51:43
  oh my bad it's not it's not you're mistaken you could probably drive your
• 51:47
  cyber truck on Mars though couldn't you I [ __ ] will one day I
• 51:52
  hope but yeah so this thing's going to be flying around on Mars how [ __ ] rad
• 51:56
  is that yeah that's great taking pictures getting some samples of I love
• 52:01
  it that it's called perseverance too because it's like look this is probably
• 52:05
  not going to work right away but we are committed to trying no yeah we'll figure it out
• 52:12
  hopefully yeah remember when we were kids and they were like I wonder if
• 52:17
  there's water on Mars and now it's just like yeah there's water up there we're
• 52:20
  [ __ ] know all the stuff about it like that all escalated pretty quickly and
• 52:24
  with less Fanfare than I was expecting yeah and I guess it's because when we
• 52:28
  were kids people just [ __ ] loved space like everyone yeah and now it's
• 52:33
  just us so like there were video games I forget the name of the particular one but there
• 52:39
  was the the whole point of the game was just to find water on the moon what was
• 52:44
  that Sim Sim moon or something Sim Moon water but
• 52:48
  like but like if you found water you won you won the cuz that was yeah yeah cuz
• 52:54
  that was it like but I guess thinking about is there life on Mars is there
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  water on Mars like these are Big questions but the answer is a very small
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  answer yes there is there's ice on Mars and there is microbacteria so yes
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  there's life as well and you're like oh okay so I'll stop wondering then but I
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  remember when I was a kid that was that was going to change the world when we
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  found that out but it really just it was just like people just don't seem to give
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  a [ __ ] anymore I was in this astrophysic physics Lab at this University that I've
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  been doing some work for and um and the the guy there's this Chinese um
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  astrophysicist he's [ __ ] hilarious he put a rocket into orbit last year he's
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  super proud of it he'll tell you about it if I ever introduce you he just can't
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  stop talking about it but he's showing me through the labs right he showed me
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  his um [ __ ] nuclear fusion [ __ ] machine I don't even know
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  what you'd call it right and he turns it on and he's just like we just created
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  nuclear fusion I like [ __ ] Rad but he's got this big thing this big white
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  tube that's just in this room all on its own right and um we were going to
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  interview him somewhere and my my cameraman was like oh do you mind if we
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  just like unplug a few things in this room um so we can and and the guy was
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  like no anyway on the on this big white
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  tube is this uh little like bronze plaque that says and I took a picture of
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  this so I I'll put this up on the uh on the Instagram spe species containment
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  unit ooh and I was like what the [ __ ] is in there and he was like it did he tell
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  you yeah he did tell me and he he told me he by prefacing it saying it's going
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  to be far less interesting than you want this to be oh is it is there's an ant in there
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  it's a plasma species no an ant would have been interesting it's a species of
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  plasma okay yeah okay okay yeah this whole guy's thing is he sends plasma to
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  space to see what happens to it oh okay yeah that's that's a lot of it just come
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  back and they go nothing nothing happened I don't know that pretty
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  expecting it to be like dark Phoenix where it gets superpowers
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  yeah also I don't actually know what plasma looks like to just look at it
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  like I'm I don't think it looks like anything does it well exactly but I'm
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  imagining like a blob on a petri dish that's like glowing and coming
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  alive yeah and using telekinetic Powers Yeah that's right and then like like
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  squelching through the skin of like a beautiful woman and now she's an alien
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  and she's also going to kill
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  you yes mhm and they have a hive mind yes and it's Natasha
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  Heinrich fine um speaking of space stuff I uh I I
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  started reading a book this week um I'm almost ashamed to talk about it
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  really is it a romance novel it's a science fiction it's not a romance novel
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  it's a science fiction novel with romance in it um so far there's no
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  romance in it thankfully um it's just it's just the person that I had to buy
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  the book from okay uh and it's just you know the author of the book and I had to
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  give him an and his company some money to to buy this book no it's not awesome
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  Scot card um I bought Tom Dong's book and I had to
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  buy it from the to the Stars Academy of Arts and Sciences website oh it's it's
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  not who I thought I thought it was going to be a scent Elon hubard book oh right
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  I just borrow that from Luke yeah yeah got plenty of them they emailed me again
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  actually what is his book it's called secret machines and the reason I bought
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  this is because I went back and and relistened because I I just in my head
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  it couldn't have been real so I went back and relistened to his interview
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  with Joe Rogan where he tells Joe Rogan about how the the [ __ ] NASA and the
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  FBI and the CIA and all of these kind of top brass people have told him the truth
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  about aliens and have allowed him to be the custodian of this information to
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  delegate it to the people over the next 10 years through fiction through
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  fictional works and then in 10 years he's going to go you know all those
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  movies and books that I that I made were they and you've known all along you just blew
• 57:29
  it yeah you just told everybody yeah I know exactly so apparently everything in
• 57:34
  secret machines secret spelled with a K instead of a c and I haven't gone
• 57:38
  further enough in the book to 't discovered the secret of why that is why
• 57:43
  why that dumb spelling is there but um apparently this apparently this is the
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  answer to Roswell and Area 51 Etc
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  yep I know the answerid are 51 we know that we've known that since the ' 80s
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  but anyway one yeah yeah what self bomber yep yep yep yep that's that's
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  what that was that's what they want you to think Matt I mean all right touche fair enough
• 58:14
  be so believe in Flat Earth as well thanks for bringing that up Luke do we need to have an
• 58:20
  intervention no I'm just fascinated by Flat Earth cuz your wife's concerned
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  yeah yeah she's spoken to us in private Luke um yeah she has approached us about
• 58:31
  your obsession no I've actually stopped watching YouTube videos about Earth I'm
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  now now watching Flat Earth videos about
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  people debunking the Flat Earth videos
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  okay I I did some research because I actually wasn't
• 58:50
  sure and Matt I'm sure you're on the same page as me I wasn't sure where this
• 58:55
  thing even [ __ ] came from the Flat Earth thing yeah because
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  like I know we all joke like that um you know that people used to think the world
• 59:05
  was flat but at very few times in human history did anyone think we lived on a
• 59:10
  flat earth like everyone was like mellan thought that there was a flat Earth
• 59:13
  until he sailed around it no he didn't he wouldn't have sailed it if he thought
• 59:17
  it was flat he sailed it to Pro it wasn't um yeah the [ __ ] the Ancients
• 59:23
  knew the [ __ ] people that built the Stonehenge knew mhm but evidently the
• 59:28
  movement the modern movement of the flat earthers started in the
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  1800s as because of one or two phrases
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  in the Bible that says the four corners of the earth and instead of assuming
• 59:44
  that that's figurative poetic language yeah that just meant there are a few
• 59:50
  there are a few different areas of Flat Earth there are the the people believe
• 59:54
  that there are the other people who just believe it's a whole government
• 59:56
  conspiracy to keep from now weren't the
• 1:00:00
  government back then and also why come
• 1:00:06
  on who [ __ ] why just feeding you what they want you to believe well here's the
• 1:00:11
  thing here's here's the question that always just comes down to who's getting
• 1:00:14
  rich off of it because if no one's getting rich off of it no one's going to
• 1:00:17
  bother so if somebody is somebody getting rich by me thinking that the
• 1:00:21
  world is round yeah that they they do try to say well it's it's all a li to
• 1:00:26
  hide where the money cuz NASA can't spend that much money every day so
• 1:00:29
  that's all it isas came around hung it off the edge of the Earth in a little
• 1:00:33
  bag and you can't find it because you think the Earth's
• 1:00:36
  round but yeah no it just it just makes no sense these people are just you can't
• 1:00:41
  talk to them can't explain and they get all their information from YouTube
• 1:00:45
  videos yeah and then they all just talk to each other and a lot of is just they
• 1:00:51
  misunderstand science yeah and not just science they
• 1:00:55
  Mis understand mathematics like I've I've heard because I've I've looked into
• 1:01:00
  this now to try to and honestly I feel Dumber for having done so but uh but
• 1:01:06
  isn't it fascinating well it's it's fascinating that it these people have
• 1:01:11
  clearly just never said this out loud in mixed company because it's it's all well
• 1:01:15
  and good to turn on your webcam and go okay my um my bedroom window is exactly
• 1:01:21
  8 m away from the lighthouse down at the beach in this town that's near me and
• 1:01:28
  the rate that the Earth your circumference of the earth divided by
• 1:01:31
  the amount of miles should mean that that is x amount [ __ ] meters below me
• 1:01:37
  then why can I see the lighthouse refraction and it's like
• 1:01:43
  dude I don't even know where to start poking holes in what you just said like
• 1:01:48
  right as soon as you make an a a YouTube video that people can start interrupting
• 1:01:55
  you know what I mean yeah yeah then this is going to fall apart but yet the thing
• 1:01:59
  the problem is you can't try to R reason
• 1:02:04
  with these people no I've listened to there's there's a podcast called uh
• 1:02:09
  Adventures down the rabbit hole I think hosted by Mick West which I listen to
• 1:02:13
  it's quite it's good he but he um he has a lot of conspiracy people on and he did
• 1:02:19
  have I think she was a flat earther on once but she wasn't on to talk about
• 1:02:23
  that and when he tried to talk to her about it she basically said I'm not
• 1:02:27
  interested in discussing that with you and he was like oh but but blah and
• 1:02:31
  she's like yeah well I don't really want to discuss that and it was just like
• 1:02:36
  [ __ ] closed then yeah like he was like oh what about this what about this
• 1:02:40
  and she's like yeah I don't want to talk about that you're being very negative
• 1:02:43
  like okay you will find you will also find a lot of people who believe in Flat
• 1:02:47
  Earth also believe in a lot of other conspiracy cuz everyone's out to get
• 1:02:52
  them it's think if you're a conspiracy theor or y realist as I've heard people
• 1:02:58
  say now um you either believe in it in all of it or none of it and it's like
• 1:03:04
  well can't we believe that MK Ultra was real because you can totally understand
• 1:03:09
  why the American government didn't want us to think they drugged people for
• 1:03:13
  scientific testing and we found out later that it was like like that's a
• 1:03:17
  little different from we've got an alien in Roswell yes yeah hey look they tried
• 1:03:23
  to tr try tried to train psychic [ __ ] soldiers didn't work but they did try to
• 1:03:28
  do that they did they spent money on that because they heard the Russians
• 1:03:34
  were spending money on it so why not give it a go that's what the men who
• 1:03:39
  ster goats is about so funny I was watching a um I we just watching some
• 1:03:44
  Neil degrass Tyson on YouTube the other day oh yeah and somebody was asking him
• 1:03:49
  uh you know just bating him and just said did we fake the the moonlanding and
• 1:03:53
  he just got so animated and was like it would be it is easier to send people to
• 1:03:59
  the Moon than it would have been to fake The Landing least you didn't just punch
• 1:04:03
  him in the face like Buzz Aldren did good but I will recommend a person
• 1:04:08
  I've been watching who's sort of debunking the Flat Earth and other
• 1:04:11
  conspiracies is siman Dan his channel on YouTube it's actually quite good all
• 1:04:16
  right so all right send us a link you promise me and Dan and your wife Hannah
• 1:04:22
  that you don't think not a flat all right good good now promise I'm not a FL
• 1:04:27
  while we're here while we're getting promises are you a
• 1:04:33
  Scientologist no I am not such on a list long pause
• 1:04:39
  there you mean they mailing list you're on I'm on their M list they just s
• 1:04:44
  recently going hey just checking in of people who are I'm too lazy to become a
• 1:04:49
  Scientologist I think perhaps you're too lazy to tell these people you're not a
• 1:04:54
  Scientologist did you tell them that you barking up the wrong tree mate I do not
• 1:04:59
  I'm not I'm not going to do you any favors want Friday I get home from work
• 1:05:03
  come off see you on Monday yeah I honestly I am the worst cult member
• 1:05:07
  unless your cult involves playing Xbox games in which case I might I might be of used to
• 1:05:12
  you but yeah You' got to do all you you got to do homework and read books and
• 1:05:16
  give them money and all this stuff who can be bothered there's a three things that I don't
• 1:05:22
  do you got to wear pants yeah I don't don't do that no I'm pretty sure there's
• 1:05:27
  Cults where you don't have to wear pants yeah there's a different
• 1:05:31
  Cults I think the Manson family was one of those Cults mhm maybe you'd be
• 1:05:35
  interested in those guys
• 1:05:37
  Luke they still around uh sort of yeah
• 1:05:42
  he in a way yeah he does have a lot of uh I guess groupies would be the right
• 1:05:48
  word well you remember the the the woman who wanted to marry him so that she
• 1:05:51
  could have his corpse when he died that was a so yeah I'd say they are
• 1:05:56
  still around okay do they have homework I think their homework is
• 1:06:02
  smoking a bunch of weed and [ __ ] yeah see I don't do homework you don't do
• 1:06:07
  weed no mhm not for me what's your
• 1:06:11
  stance on murdering celebrities also sounds like a lot of
• 1:06:18
  effort that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope you
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